Why Black People Will Never Get Ahead: Planking Disaster #2

Sandra Rose July 19, 2011

Planking is a dangerous game during which a person (usually an idiot) lays down in a strange place, arms by his side, imitating a plank of wood (it has nothing to do with slave ships unless you think a slave is a piece of wood).

White college students started the planking craze on Facebook and it caught on with other social networking mediums. I actually thought planking had fizzled out on Black Twitter but I guess not.

This unfortunate sista almost got herself killed when she attempted to “plank” on a stove top and the stove fell on top of her! Check out the video after the break.

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

PAAAAHAAAAAA! She tore that chin up! She straight got stood up!
I CAN’T STOP HOLLERING @ WORK.

*clears throat & get it together like a grown woman should*

OKAY, I HARDLY DOUBT THAT THIS IS WHY BLACK PEOPLE CANNOT GET AHEAD. SERIOUSLY, SANDRA!
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Dumb shyt Dumb shyt Dumb shyt!!!:rofl:

She should of just put her hands to the side and said “I meant to do that! It’s called planking under a stove!”
#dumbazz
Morning my SR PEEEEPPS!
2know the ledge

didn’t watch the video but just from the picture stills could do nothing but laugh.

Why in the happy H3ll would you do a stove the door moves

#nuccasiswear
laykeya
kingstonn

dumbass.
that oven should have been on.
http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

I saw this yesterday and died laughing! My friend said that was gonna be me if I didn’t stop planking lol.

Don’t see what it has to do with black people getting ahead. Weren’t the people who actually DID DIE from this white?

And WTF is BLACK TWITTER? I’m still confused by this. SO is there a “white” Twitter?
GAGIRL87

Sandra why does it have to be when BLACK people never get ahead? now back to the video stupid IS as stupid DOES…
speakinmymind

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahha **pauses to breeve**
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i don’t know what Black Twitter is either @ Mamacita? Isn’t it just Twitter and any and er’body can twit, tweet or whatever it is?
WUTWUZMISSIN!

kingstonn says:

dumbass.
that oven should have been on.
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Oh Hell! I’m hurt right now! SHAT AP Kingston!!!
TruGemini

Didn’t watch the video just because I can only imagine how stoopid she looks. The whole idea of planking is just dumb as hell anyway. I saw these boys doing it in the mall…out of the blue just slid right into “plank position” right in the middle of the food court…i was like wtfh (what the fukkn hell)is wrong with people.

OAN, planking is prolly not the reason black folk can’t/won’t get ahead…

#cooneryandbafoonery
kingstonn

@ mamacita
that’s what I wanna know. is there an asian twitter and a russian twitter as well?
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

@Sandra
Did you see that story about one of Tiger Wood’s jumpoffs having to pay the hush money back?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

WUT due to my nauseated state i can no longer comment until your gravi has been changed.
MOANIN FAM!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

OH BTW – GOOD MORNING FAM!
TruGemini

kingstonn says:

dumbass.
that oven should have been on.
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#firewood
kingstonn

@ wut
i’m just saying.. wouldn’t that have been more comical?
xamaycan

I bet it sucks to be you right now
jazi65

First I had to that she was ok before I omg I can’t stop choking
http://vimeo.com/23452886 LaTechGrad02

Oh snap, that had to hurt. This reminds me of Charlotte falling off of that coffee table….
TruGemini

SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

@Sandra
Did you see that story about one of Tiger Wood’s jumpoffs(Rachel Uchitel) having to pay the hush money back?
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…and how crazy is it that Tiger’s ex-wife is now dating the dude who was dating jumpoff #1(the same chick) at the time the scandal broke…claims she had no idea.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Awesome gravi Kingstonn
WUTWUZMISSIN!

kingstonn says:

@ wut
i’m just saying.. wouldn’t that have been more comical?
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Oh lawd I could just picture it! Her standing up and her hair still smoking and she has grill marks on her face from the hot racks in the stove!! Underneath a caption that says Plankin is a Muddafukka!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Black people always trying to do what white people and some how it never works for us…Bish shoulda broke her neck doing that dumb chit!!

Top of the morning family!!
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME

@TruGemini
I been thought Tiger goofy azz was set up…….
xamaycan

mY tATTED bEW….mORNING!!!
Daisy

Well she is still living unlike the WHITE guy who died planking

I don’t mind the planking thing everything isn’t for everybody

Good Morning
Bigbadwolf

I wasn’t awake until now

Good morning
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Daisy says:

Well she is still living unlike the WHITE guy who died planking
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shit BARELY!!! Her stupid ass could have broke her neck….some things we need to just leave to them….
TruGemini

SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

@TruGemini
I been thought Tiger goofy azz was set up…….
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Yeah cuz everytime a brotha gets too big, it’s always some ~~white~~ person coming out the blue to take him down. Next thing you know, he’s the subject of a “scandal”…
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Good morning XYZ….how are you sweetie?
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

>>>>>>White<<<<<<< college students started the planking craze on Facebook and it caught on with other social networking mediums.

We wasnt doing that chit until THEY started….IMo its just looks stupid ESPECIALLY when WE do it!!!
Bigbadwolf

@ Tatted I’m gonna need u to stop looking so fab in all ur gravi’s
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Awwww, seriously??? THANK YOU BBW! I appreciate that!
yerkesbabe

ouch!
renegadesince1985

This post should be named: This is why stupid people will never get ahead

Dumb comes in all colors…not just black
kingstonn

thanks tatted!

why hasn’t anyone thought to plank on their mattress… the only place that makes sense?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ kingstonn…..RIGHT HUH?!

I guess dumb ass people have not thought of that! They rather get stood up or the bones broke in their chins, planking on fuggin’ stoves!
Yardgirl

The slow-mo replay had me rolling!!
Anna

TruGemini says:

SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

@Sandra
Did you see that story about one of Tiger Wood’s jumpoffs(Rachel Uchitel) having to pay the hush money back?
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…and how crazy is it that Tiger’s ex-wife is now dating the dude who was dating jumpoff #1(the same chick) at the time the scandal broke…claims she had no idea.

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That is crazy, wonder if she’s dumped him now that she knows along w/the rest of us. I read he was her roommate when she was sneaking w/Tiger. Strangr things have happend Shania Twain married the ex husband of her friend who cheated w/her husband.
KDub

Okay we can’t get video here at work. So my homie IM’s me, and I go down to her cube and she got this shyt playing on her phone. By the time I get down there this bish already got a face fulla tears…We both about to get sent home. She sits WAAAAY on the other side and I hear that heffa STILL snickering. And she keep tryna IM me to come back so I done had to close Communicator on her.

* S, I know you reading heffa. You not about shyt. Find another lunch mate today you simpelton…Bye.
TruGemini

I’ve “planked” on my mattress
CivilEngineer

*brainstorming planking ideas*

Gotta beat @eastpointvet
CivilEngineer

Never mind…the new trend is owling
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

WUT….I HATECHU & THAT DAYUM GRAVI!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Strangr things have happend Shania Twain married the ex husband of her friend who cheated w/her husband.
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That’s strange and freaky at the same time…I dont know what to think about that…
AirForceGirl

This is a HAM…SMH @ the foolishness! Good morning SR!
2know the ledge

@tat just had to say something about the gravi
Bigbadwolf

chibytex says:

Strangr things have happend Shania Twain married the ex husband of her friend who cheated w/her husband.
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That’s strange and freaky at the same time…I dont know what to think about that…
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IKR
lady_cn

Dumba**! That idiot didn’t realize the door will open?
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

WUT….I HATECHU & THAT DAYUM GRAVI!

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I love yours!

Besides… blame Lushy over there! She told me to change it!
blunt

I’m surprised that pan of leftovers on the side of the sink stayed in place, smh looks like they was bout to clean up the kitchen when someone got the bright idea to plank the stove ….. at the end of it mission was accomplished, hope she did them dishes tho

GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

I’m still trying to figure out WHY would you plank on an open oven….she had to either be dared or as a kite….at least he rdumb ass could have planked on the countertop cause its STURDY and it doesnt move…

This is why I check other in the race box sometimes…
blunt

I bet ol girl was on google searching planking and thought she was bout to get uber creative on them with this planking trend
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ knowledge….Thank you my masculine crush….

@ WUT, we’re gonna have to talk w/Luscious. & YOUR GIVING THE FINGER….I….JUST…..CAN’T!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Lamar Odpm has pulled a Brandy and been in a car accident that involvd some one dying….

This isnt good for the Kardashians’image….I bet mama Kris will tell Khloe to run in 5,4,3,2,1….
WUTWUZMISSIN!

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ knowledge….Thank you my masculine crush….

@ WUT, we’re gonna have to talk w/Luscious. & YOUR GIVING THE FINGER….I….JUST…..CAN’T!
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That was the nicest one I had in my grab bag o gravies …
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

I spoke to ya’ll sons of bitches and aint nobody speak back…
My feelings is hurt….

FUKK YA”LL nigg@s….they shouldnt have never given you nigg@s money!!!!
Daisy

Lamar wasn’t driving so its not really a Brandy IMO prayers to the fam who lost a child though

@civil my planking pic was better than Eastpoint
Daisy

I plank in my sleep and at the gym great for your abs
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Daisy says:

Lamar wasn’t driving so its not really a Brandy IMO prayers to the fam who lost a child though
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But you know they gonna drag it out cause some how he was there….The media is gonna have a field day with this…
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Ummmm, Chiby, I spoke & said GM to everyone!

I read that about Lamar was gonna ask Sandra to post on it! Just like Daisy said, he was not driving. I FEEL EXTREMELY BAD FOR HIM because he was on his way to another funeral!
Bigbadwolf

chibytex says:

Lamar Odpm has pulled a Brandy and been in a car accident that involvd some one dying….

This isnt good for the Kardashians’image….I bet mama Kris will tell Khloe to run in 5,4,3,2,1….
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Well Daisy beat me to it. Lamar wasn’t driving, he was riding in back seat, but all in all it’s a tragedy. I know he feels bad.
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

YOU SOOO ESSTUPID MAAAN!!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

I FEEL EXTREMELY BAD FOR HIM because he was on his way to another funeral!
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Damn I didnt read that part…that’s really sad… I hope Lamar is ok mentally…cause that’s a lot on the big fellow….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

can’t see the vid

my job aint SHAT!

I feel like slapping somebody!!!
bnatural

chibytex says:

Lamar Odpm has pulled a Brandy and been in a car accident that involvd some one dying….

This isnt good for the Kardashians’image….I bet mama Kris will tell Khloe to run in 5,4,3,2,1….
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This isn’t a :Brandy”…he wasn’t even driving…..
bnatural

Did anyone else watch Basketball Wives last night?
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

This isn’t a :Brandy”…he wasn’t even driving…..
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My bad…i just meant that he was involved in an accident where somebody died…I will refeain from saying that again….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

found the vid on youtube

Estupido!

GM ALL
mrsloveleigh

Ha!! have ya’ll seen that owling mess yet?
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

bnatural says:

Did anyone else watch Basketball Wives last night?
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FUKK YEAH!!!! I CANNOT WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK….SOMEBODY WILL BETTING A BEAT DOWN!!!!
Bigbadwolf

Fayla!!! My sister from another mister. How r u this moanin?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

GM Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay). You see her chin get lifted?

@ bnatural. I saw it. I was hoping they started scraping. What was ironic to me was that the week before, Jenn was talking chit @ dinner that Royce is in the predictament she’s in because of her running her mouth and NOW LOOK @ HER!
http://atlNORTHonline.com DJ DCeezy

yall saw shorty fall and chit, but the whole time i wuz peepin her onion! slim is skinnygirl thick!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Morning Fayla

And WTF is owling….
Dawn Sheen

Was white twitter working last night? Black twitter was down like Beyonce Album sales
Anna

bnatural says:

Did anyone else watch Basketball Wives last night?

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Maybe the show isn’t as scripted as I thought. Evelyn seemed very upset w/Jen concerning her (fake)fiance’ Ochoc. It’s funny how they all went to Italy, leaving Royce behind, but couldn’t stop talking about Royce.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

bnatural. I saw it. I was hoping they started scraping. What was ironic to me was that the week before, Jenn was talking chit @ dinner that Royce is in the predictament she’s in because of her running her mouth and NOW LOOK @ HER!
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But what did Jen say that was sooooooo wrong.
Fact 1: Chad is an attention whore
Fact 2: He isnt a good look for Evelyn
Fact3: Evelyn did just leave a relationship with another athelete and getting with another one isnt a good look…

I just think Evelyn is mad that Jen was telling the truth on the RADIO and she got exposed….and I do agree that Jen may be a lil selfish…but hell so is Evelyn…you reap what you sow IMO!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka JuicyFruit

TaBewski!! How u cutie poo?
BBW!! What it do pretty u?
GM Chi-Chi whatchutambout “owling:
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chiby…SHE WAS NOT DISAGREEING W/WHAT JENN SAID! Her point was that your my best friend. You don’t do that chit to best friends. Spreading their chit over the airwaves no matter what you think about their partner! She just said she could’ve came to her!

I WISH A BISH WOULD do some chit like that to me, claiming your my best friend and then be like what I do so wrong! Straight fuggin’ hammer to head!
ELove

Planking is a dangerous game during which a person (usually an idiot) … HOLD UP (Stop IT…)

OK I’m Back… Soooo there is ACTUALLY a Black Twitter ?!!? What’s next Black YouTube
http://twitter.com/_imOther_ Mamacita

@Chiby I said the same thing! It wasn’t like she was lying when she said what she said AND she didn’t really say anything that people didn’t already know. I don’t get why she’s so mad

Ev just wants to start drama. It makes for good TV but the whole thing is dumb.
WUTWUZMISSIN!

DJ DCeezy says:

yall saw shorty fall and chit, but the whole time i wuz peepin her onion! slim is skinnygirl thick!
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And Blonde Girl Stoooopid!
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

but when white people do its ok some how (but still dumb) i dont get the “lets bring down entire race” thing?
Daisy

I watched bbwives Jen and Evelyn have since kissed and made up I like them as BFFs and I like Chad and Evelyn. Evelyn cld drop the dime on Jen n Eric but she doesn’t get down like that. Chad is a media whore for his brand and it works for him. I wldnt go on the radio/press etc talking about my BFFs man but that’s just me. I am a loyal Leo I will never tell where my friends bones are buried Jen seems so clueless and slow at times but I do like her. Evelyn overacted but I wld have been salty n said something too just not that mad. If evelyn wants to date another athlete that’s her biz she grown. I aint mad at her Chad is fine to me

I am tired of Tami n Meka. Tami whom I like can act a monkey n she gets props for keepin it real but when NeNe clowns she is hood/alley/ghetto seems like Tami shld be called the same thing but that’s just me.
SunRiseBlossom

Good morning ALL!!!

This video was too FUNNY!!! I hope the poor thing is alright…

OAN: MY VACTION STARTS AT 5:00PM TODAY!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

@ Chiby…SHE WAS NOT DISAGREEING W/WHAT JENN SAID! Her point was that your my best friend. You don’t do that chit to best friends. Spreading their chit over the airwaves no matter what you think about their partner! She just said she could’ve came to her!
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But IMO Evelyn be saying lil fly chit in those post interviews…Chit like Jen is jealous and Jen need to get laid…its the same thing to me..Jen just said what EVERYBODY else is scared to say….Granted she should have came to her before going to the radio…but Evelyn reads the blogs…she knows that what Jen said is what most people think about her and Chad’s relationship…

I’m sure my friends have chit to say about my relationship…I dont give no fukk…cause at the end of the day WHO GIVES A CHIT ABOUT WHAT ANOTHER BISH GOTS TO SAY ABOUT ME AND MINES? Cause my chit is a AUTHENTIC!!

Evelyn be saying fly chit about EVERYBODY else and this time it was her on the chopping block…I dont feel sorry for her…
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Daisy – I cannot stand Meeka. What she thought was that she was gonna be the one to test, try & prove on Tami. She ended up getting her feelings hurt and stay “low profile” for the rest of last night’s show!

Now, from what I could see about next week’s fight w/them, Meeka was pulling Royce’s “Skeeve & Weave” BUT pulling hair ain’t chit unless you’re wrapping that chit around your hand to drag their ass into that ass whopping!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chiby….I don’t feel sorry for her either! WHAT I’M SIMPLY SAYING IS THAT I WISH A BISH, WHO CLAIM THEY ARE MY FRIEND WOULD DO SOME CHIT LIKE THAT! PLAIN & SIMPLE! That’s it! That’s all! They are gonna get slid!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

I MEAN MEEKA WAS PULLING TAMI’S SKEEVE & WEAVE! SORRY!
blunt

back again… no yet??? back to work then

Tatted
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Hi Blunt….How are you today?
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ Chiby….I don’t feel sorry for her either! WHAT I’M SIMPLY SAYING IS THAT I WISH A BISH, WHO CLAIM THEY ARE MY FRIEND WOULD DO SOME CHIT LIKE THAT! PLAIN & SIMPLE! That’s it! That’s all! They are gonna get slid
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Damn So Jen wasnt suppose to answer the question honestly??? What was she suppose to say? “I wish Eveyln and Chad the best”….”I hope everything works out for them”….Chile Please!!

I’m not saying that she should have said the chit on the radio, but at the same time she was asked a question and she was being honest and saying what the rest of us are saying…

Evelyn ass over-reacted…I bet Chad didnt even get mad…he probably laughed and agreed with Jen…
bnatural

When exactly are Evelyn and Chad getting married and why is it taking her so long to get knocked up again?

Oh and they are ALL a trip. I agree that Jen was dead wrong for saying what she felt on the radio however what she said was true. I mean, if you really look at it, all of them are some type of an attention whore.

Next weeks episode looks good Was that Suzie and Tami fighting?

Oh and I used to be #teamtami but she just lost me as a fan when she talked to Meeka and said her “black a**….” totally uncalled for!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

I died when Tammi told that bish Meeka to “Stop Being a Fan”….Tammi needs to make some t-shirts that with that on them…cause would sell!!!

Tammi dont play that not being able to own up to what you say…Mean what you say and say what you mean…Meeka’s weak ass dont even belong in that circle…I bet she go back to Miami and ONLY hang out with Royce and Susie…cause those are the only ones that reall cut for her…
Daisy

I said the “fight” looks more like hair pulling maybe they threw the punches before the hair pulling

I heard Evelyn do several interviews I only heard her make the jealous comment (which I don’t think Jen is) on the show but maybe she did say it on air too which isn’t cool her saying she needs to get laid is the running joke on the show all the girls chime in on that topic not just Evelyn. It wasn’t abt her saying what others say/agree I just don’t think Jen shld have said it on the air keep that in house IMO.

Anybody see Single Ladies? I LOVED the white dress Stacy had on!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Dayum, I’m so over it Chiby. I’m not debating this chit! I’M TALKING ABOUT MY FRIENDS & if they did that to me! I have a tight circle of friends, NOT ASSOCIATES (BECAUSE ASSOCIATES DO THAT TYPE OF CHIT)! @ this point in MY LIFE not anyone else, I don’t need to question whether or not your my friend. I don’t talk about my friends or what they got going on behind THEIR BACKS or to anyone else and I expect the same courtesy and respect. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE SAID BEHIND MY BACK BUT THAT CHIT HAS NOT COME BACK TO ME!
blunt

Tatted im feeling sleepy and I can’t shake it already had 2 cups of …. How you doing today besides looking good?
MzDimplez1123

Then her crazy arse got right back up and planked in the other direction. I’dda sat me ass down somewhere.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Oh and I used to be #teamtami but she just lost me as a fan when she talked to Meeka and said her “black a**….” totally uncalled for!
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I dont think she meant it that way…hell I know dark people that call other dark people black asses…it was just a figure of speech
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ CHIBY…..I swear I just said the same thing last night about Meeka only hanging out w/Royce & Suzie when they get back!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Blunt, I hope you get that rest so you obviously crave! STOP HAVING THOSE LATE NIGHTERS AND YOU’LL BE GOOD!
http://happysnappynappy.blogspot.com rozb

I bet she bit the shizz out of her tongue! And she still kept planking! SMH…must have been smoking something pretty good to ignore her mouth filling up with blood probably…
bnatural

chibytex says:

I died when Tammi told that bish Meeka to “Stop Being a Fan”….Tammi needs to make some t-shirts that with that on them…cause would sell!!!

Tammi dont play that not being able to own up to what you say…Mean what you say and say what you mean…Meeka’s weak ass dont even belong in that circle…I bet she go back to Miami and ONLY hang out with Royce and Susie…cause those are the only ones that reall cut for her…
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I can’t stand Suzie now, she has got the be the dumbest b%&<t out of the entire clan. They straight clowned her last season and Evelyn clowned her on the sneak on last nights episode too.

IF Meeka is smart, she needs to leave that show. She needs to hang out with Royce and Royce alone. She is the only one out of the group who is actually married to a basketball player. Retired or not….Plus, I feel like they blame everything on her. They cut and edit that show a certain way to make her look even worse than what she is….(at least that's what I think)
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

@Tat
I understand what you are saying but folks still have their opinions about their friends….I dont think the radio was a good place for her to go to…but she didnt LIE on her…and IMO she didnt really say anything that was bad…

I digress though….
blunt

MzDimplez1123 says:

Then her crazy arse got right back up and planked in the other direction. I’dda sat me ass down somewhere.
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bnatural

chibytex says:

Oh and I used to be #teamtami but she just lost me as a fan when she talked to Meeka and said her “black a**….” totally uncalled for!
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I dont think she meant it that way…hell I know dark people that call other dark people black asses…it was just a figure of speech
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Well, I do…but we shall see next week.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

I feel you Chib… (us drinking our coffee together)
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

IF Meeka is smart, she needs to leave that show. She needs to hang out with Royce and Royce alone. She is the only one out of the group who is actually married to a basketball player. Retired or not….Plus, I feel like they blame everything on her. They cut and edit that show a certain way to make her look even worse than what she is….(at least that’s what I think)
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But that what she gets for trying to fit into a place where she didnt belong….begging Shaunie to get on the show and then the chit backfired…Shaunie set that poor girl up…

But Meeka came at Tammi wrong at the Polo event…talking about are you drunk? and yeah I am your mama…she ONLY did that chit thinking that them other whores was gonna have her back… she was asking for it…and Tami gonna give it to her…
Yall still crazy

On topic: *yelling* YOU BIG DUMMY. The only thing that could have made you more dumb is by turning the oven on…

Good morning peeps! “waves” Challtambout?
Hard Hitter

TruGemini says:

SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

@TruGemini
I been thought Tiger goofy azz was set up…….
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Yeah cuz everytime a brotha gets too big, it’s always some wh!te person coming out the blue to take him down. Next thing you know, he’s the subject of a “scandal”…
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Okay let’s get the list started (I know some wounds are self-inflicted but…)

MLK (posthumously)
Tiger
Denzel
Vick
Cosby
Morgan
Jessy
MJ (bball)
MJ (music)
The Honorable
Orenthal
Ernest Withers (posthumously)
Kwame (the mayor)
The brother from the ABC hospital TV show… played a Dr (I believe he said something derogatory about g@ys)
Snoop
Magic
Kobe
Bonds
Marion Jones
LT
W!lly Cl!nton
Pac
Lil Kim, Buju Banton & Ja Rule (jokey joke – lol)

Jay, Powe11, Will and McNabb have somehow “almost” avoided the target of the “M@ns” list (remember Dont Drink Your Juice in the Hood). Diddy is like the Tefl0n D0n.

Oh and for the planking girl. She could flip that ish and make some money off it with one interview (late night talk show.. G. Lopez) and some T Shirts branding #hideyourkidshideyourwife
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

But Meeka came at Tammi wrong at the Polo event…talking about are you drunk? and yeah I am your mama…she ONLY did that chit thinking that them other whores was gonna have her back… she was asking for it…and Tami gonna give it to her…
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I so agree. She thought her lips were a little bit slicker than Tami’s!
blunt

@Tatted I know right, tonight maybe will be better. After work all im doing is keeping my hair appt (having my locs tightened) then chilling, damn I just remember my friend trini’s band is performing @SandBar tonight…..
http://n/a n1kk1a

Dumbass. That is all.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

The brother from the ABC hospital TV show… played a Dr (I believe he said something derogatory about g@ys)
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His name is Isiah Washington
That fool said “I didnt call him faggot”

Nigg@ you just did!! He got himself fired for saying that chit!!!
Daisy

I don’t know which way Tami meant her black azz commnent BUT Meka was NOT feeling it either way!

Evelyn has been asked abt Eric in interviews and has kept her mouth shut just cause u are asked a question doesn’t mean you have to ans no comment is sufficient and will do just fine.
ELove

@HH
Ahhhh BUT Tiger doesn’t CONSIDER HIMSELF as a Black Man
MzDimplez1123

Morning everyone! :wave:

As far as Basketball Wives goes, I don’t feel bad for Jen because she did the same shyt to Ev that she claims Royce did to her, voicing her opinion outside the circle instead of coming straight to her. I actually think Jen is more in the wrong than Ev though because their supposed to be besties and Jen and Royce aren’t.

Meeks irritates the life outta me. That playing both sides is not cool.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Evelyn has been asked abt Eric in interviews and has kept her mouth shut just cause u are asked a question doesn’t mean you have to ans no comment is sufficient and will do just fine.
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That cause Evelyn aint got NO ROOM talk about nobody…whores tend to keep their mouths closed cause they got so much dirt in their own closet…that’s the only reason why…like I said she said that Jen was jealous and she constantly saying that Jen needs to hook up random dudes and fukk…IMO it aint no different than what Jen said on the radio…oh yeah there is a difference Jen told the truth….
Hard Hitter

Chi – that’s him
ELove – you’re right…strike Eldrick from the list
MzDimplez1123

@ Daisy….I agree or she could’ve said if she’s happy i’m happy for her. A generic comment or no comment would’ve been best.
ELove

Ohh And PLANKING isn’t going to really take off UNTIL someone dies from Planking… Just LIKE Bungie-Jumping didn’t become REALLY POPULAR until that 1st individual DIED FROM IT (The Thrill-Seeker element is just Too Tempting for ALL-OUT FOOLS…)

@HH
YOU also left Bill Clinton off Your LIST Too
MzDimplez1123

@ Bill Clinton
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Morning Dimpz!!!
Hard Hitter

Elove
Check right above Pac.
MzDimplez1123

Hey Chi! :wave:
ELove

@chibytex @MzDimpz
I THOUGHT the coffee I was drinking was making me DROOL but NOPE… I’m finished w/ my coffee YET I’m STILL Drooling
ELove

@HH
Ohhh I SEE Willy-BOI Now
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Daisy….I agree or she could’ve said if she’s happy i’m happy for her. A generic comment or no comment would’ve been best.
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But maybe that’s not how she felt…she could have said…I’m not a Chad Ocho Cinco fan. I think he’s out for himself…but if Evelyn likes him then that her business…

I guess I just dont have a problem with my friends speaking their minds and telling the truth. If I dont like the nigg@ you with I’m gonna tell you that nigg@ is a loser…

Once again I digress…
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@HARD HITTER

at your list. I KNOW they can’t wait to find something on Obama dawg! Prolly find some ol slut say she sucked his dyck back in the 80’s or something. Try to make that nigga look bad. SMH.
MzDimplez1123

Thanks E! *Although I never post smiling pics cause I look like the Joker*
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

ELove you crazy!!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ blunt….THEN IT SEEMS AS IF YOU HAVE ANOTHER LONG NIGHT AHEAD OF YOU!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Prolly find some ol slut say she sucked his dyck back in the 80?s or something. Try to make that nigga look bad. SMH.
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If they had something Hillary or McCain would have put it out there
howmanylicks_07

dum a*s heffa!Thats what she get
MzDimplez1123

@ Chi…….I see your point but, I guess Ev feels like se should’ve said something to her versus saying in on the air. From the stuff she was saying last night, she seems upset that Jen hasnt shown any positivity towards her engagement.
Hard Hitter

Man
I was thinking the same thing. You know its only a matter of time before some college jump-off comes out and says he hit the backdoor and ate out the box
candibfly

someone alert me to the episode when these hoes start fighting (not throwin water), otherwise they can keep all that arguing

oh, morning and shyt
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven
bnatural

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@HARD HITTER

at your list. I KNOW they can’t wait to find something on Obama dawg! Prolly find some ol slut say she sucked his dyck back in the 80?s or something. Try to make that nigga look bad. SMH.
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But she has to be white….a black woman won’t cause any controversy…but ol becky will
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeey Candi Cane!
MzDimplez1123

Hey Candi!

I’ve been meaning to ask you, where did you find your glasses?
bnatural

Hard Hitter says:

Man
I was thinking the same thing. You know its only a matter of time before some college jump-off comes out and says he hit the backdoor and ate out the box
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There is a conspiracy theory similar to that but it involves some of his old church members. Supposedly he (the President) was on the DL

Just google it…I read about it after his election….when white folks were about to lose their minds…
candibfly

tat tat tatted up

u look innocent in ur gravi *adjusts ur halo*
candibfly

hey dimpz :wave:

i got them from forever 21 for $5.80 #bargainshopper
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

@Dimpz
Is there anything POSITIVE about their engagement though…I dont blame Jen for not being a fake…

I remember when my cousin got married in 2005. None of her bridesmaids was happy that she was marrying the dude she married. We all told her ass dont do it..and because of that she didnt specifially have a “maid of honor” she said neither one of us deserved that spot…and we were all cool cause neither one of us wanted that spot, so she just lined us up by height…

Their marriage didnt last 2 years…she NOW wishes that she would have listened to us…
MzDimplez1123

@ Candi….Thanks!
Hard Hitter

BNatural
You already know a “Jaquita” doesn’t count as a news story (she takes it for the team) and the church story sounds like some G1en Be(k “The world is ending” theory.
http://yallaintchit.com/ Man, I just don’t care™

@BNATURAL
“Man
I was thinking the same thing. You know its only a matter of time before some college jump-off comes out and says he hit the backdoor and ate out the box
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There is a conspiracy theory similar to that but it involves some of his old church members. Supposedly he (the President) was on the DL

Just google it…I read about it after his election….when white folks were about to lose their minds…”
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I’m surprised Sandra ain’t report up on this. I wouldn’t be surprised if ol Baracka Flocka was smashing Brother Tyrone. Manchelle Obama look like she could play in a men’s basketball league with no one noticing.
MzDimplez1123

@ Chi…………I can’t say there is or anything positive, if the engagement is even real but, that’s for Ev to figure out for herself, just like Jen had to figure out with Eric.

I wouldn’t put too much weight on Jen’s opinion regardless based off the fact that she married Eric and still gave him hell daily over something she found out about before the wedding. I don’t see why she even married him.

#Sheain’trational
ELove

@Man…
“Baracka Flocka” … “Manchelle Obama”
Your BLATANT Sense of Humor has Absolutely NO BOUNDS (Does IT…)
MzDimplez1123

@ ELove….You’ve never You Tubed Baracka Flocka?
speakinmymind

Jen did tell Ev that she thought Chad was an attention whore and questioned why she would want to go into another “athlete” situation after just getting out of a bad situation with Antoine. That happened last season and Ev’s comeback during the post interview was that Jen was jealous and needed to get the stick outta her @$$.

I don’t think Jen should have repeated the comments in the interview but maybe she felt that since she had already said it to Ev that it was no big deal. She seemed genuinely hurt from Ev’s tirade but if I were her, I’d be leary of Ev cuz she seems very vindictive and she holds grudges.
http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

dummies.org
ELove

@Tatted
Well DAMN… You must be DOING Sumthin-Sumthin if Fly-Gurl (@candi) is Adjusting HER Halo BTW I’ve seen VARIOUS Pics of You & You’re a Very Pretty Young LADY (Real…)
MzDimplez1123

@ Speak…. I remember that. I still wouldn’t have said anything on the air regardless.
ELove

@MzDimpZ …
speakinmymind

MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Chi…….I see your point but, I guess Ev feels like se should’ve said something to her versus saying in on the air. From the stuff she was saying last night, she seems upset that Jen hasnt shown any positivity towards her engagement.
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well, that’s a true friend. there ain’t shyt positive to say about that fake @$$ engagement and Ev just needs to get over it. your friends don’t have to like everything you do or that you like. all that bs about you should do this and that cuz you’re my friend is bull. if i’m your friend, i’m going to be my real true self and if i’m not excited about your fake @$$ relationship, i’m not going to be fake and pretend that i am. i’m still your friend and i’m glad you’re happy but don’t expect me to gush and rave about it.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Thank you, Candi…YOUR THE FLY ONE!

@ Elove…YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

well, that’s a true friend. there ain’t shyt positive to say about that fake @$$ engagement and Ev just needs to get over it. your friends don’t have to like everything you do or that you like. all that bs about you should do this and that cuz you’re my friend is bull. if i’m your friend, i’m going to be my real true self and if i’m not excited about your fake @$$ relationship, i’m not going to be fake and pretend that i am. i’m still your friend and i’m glad you’re happy but don’t expect me to gush and rave about it.
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pinksghetti

I didn’t watch the video because I don’t like seeing people get hurt but I just wish that when blk people copy off things that was done by white people it would be more “sensible” things.
MzDimplez1123

@ Speak….I totally agree but, I still would’ve kept my opinion between me and Ev not the world.

If you were my girl and I felt like you were making a mistake, i’d tell YOU, I see no point in telling your mom, daddy, the next door neighbor or Ray Ray up the street, even if they asked. Now if you’re endangering yourself and need help, that’s different but, i’m not gonna just blab my opinion of you or your actions to just everybody. I consider it to be more respectful of our friendship if I go to the Source, you, and not just whoever.
candibfly

thanks elove
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

@Dimpz
The radio host simply ask Jen a question and she gave her honest opinion…it aint like Jen was all over the blogs saying bogus chit. Or just bringing up the relationship for no reason.Evelyn was mad cause Jen told the truth…and that chit stung…deep down inside Eveylyn knows Chad aint really feeling her and for Jen to damn near confirm that chit was a blow to Eveyln big ego!!
MzDimplez1123

@ Chi…I understand that but, a simple no comment would’ve worked too. I don’t even like Ev’s personality so trust, i’m not taking up for her but, I can see where she’s coming from. Even with your example of your cousin, you said you told her directly, i’m sure you didn’t jump up and object when the priest/pastor/reverend asked if anyone objected, even though you didn’t agree with her choice.
Tyzgurl

Hey everyone! <<<frozen grapes cuz it's hot azz chitz here in the Chi!

It's not what Jen said, it's the platform in which she said it. She made Ev feel like a fool, IMO. It's like she supposed to be her girl, and she basically played her on the radio. I think Ev is questioning the whole friendship because she doesn't know if Jen is really her friend or not, because despite your feelings about my man or my relationship why would you voice them on a radio station?
MzDimplez1123

@ Tyz…Exactly cause had the shoe been on the other foot, Jen would’ve been pissed. Just like she was at Royce for Twitting that she leaked those naked pics of herself instead of telling her that. I see no difference personally, Royce was just voicing her opinion too.

#KarmaIsAMeanBish
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

Even with your example of your cousin, you said you told her directly, i’m sure you didn’t jump up and object when the priest/pastor/reverend asked if anyone objected, even though you didn’t agree with her choice.
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No I didnt but guess what, since I was the shortest I ended being the “made of honor” meaning that I had to carry his ring since she didnt have a ring barer. Anywho, I put the ring of my thumb finger so I wouldnt lose it, well I was chewing some gum and decided to put in the trash as we was walking out…How about his ring fell in the trash right with the gum….so here it is me and another bridesmaid was digging through the trash to find the ring seconds before we were suppose to walk out…We all was was like this is a SIGN!! We talked about that chit at the reception and we all was just shaking our heads like this chit is not gonna work….
MzDimplez1123

@ Chi…..Damn!

My point though was, you were asked and you still kept your opinion to yourself. Jen could’ve done same thing. What did she have to gain by answering it anyway? Now on the other hand, she’s possibly lost someone she considered a friend by not biting her tongue. I just don’t think it was worth it.

Still @ you throwing that man’s ring away.
Tyzgurl

Lawd knows that I don’t always agree with my girlfriends choices of men/relationships. And I’m sure they don’t always agree with mine. But, being a true friend is not to pass judgement and to love and support them through them doing dumb ish with relationships and smart ish with relationships. We all have done the oke-doke being in love, and sometimes have not seen the light as quickly as those looking from the outside in. I don’t tell no one about their man/woman because I don’t want no one telling me about mines!

As long as my girls are not in any danger in their relationships I let people see things for themselves…..
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Elove – I just saw the last part of your post to me and the compliment that you gave. I wanted to thank you & show my humility. I really appreciate you saying that because you did not have to!

Thank you.
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex

@Dimpz
I was like Oops…but a huge part of me hoped to never find that ring. But you are so right! Karma is a bitch…cause at my wedding she ended up being 45 minutes late (I got married in Galveston TX right by the beach during Memorial Day weekend and it was hella traffic on the island) and we couldnt start cause she had the music…
I guess God got my ass back!!!
MzDimplez1123

@ Chi….See!
gemini704

wth is black twitter?
Go-Go Girlie

Planking is sooooo two weeks ago. Owling is the new craze
YSoSeriousPoopsOnPedos

Dumbass.
tintin1979

this is so funny to me, did you see how that lip of hers hit the stove. LMFAO
TPtotalpackage

Okay…I planked for the first time in Miami this weekend and it was actually fun, I am usually kind of uptight..so it was different…but I am still however judging this heifer and lmao at the same time.
trenee

i didn’t watch the video, but based on other comments, and the still shots, i’m glad she’s okay. embarrassed, but ok.
pointhimout

lol damn she stupid. i was on the first pic and immediately said ‘the door’s gonna open, aint it?’ no sooner than i complete that thought, i’m on pic two and there it was. just wow at this foolishness.