Loyal reader, and this past weekend’s Morning Glory, Shay Elise, writes:
Greetings Sandra!
I just wanted to reach out to you once again, and express my deepest gratitude! The feedback from you posting me as your “Morning Glory” has been overwhelmingly positive and inspirational. I’m still in shock that you chose me, but I’m so honored you did! Your readers are great, positive people, who have reached out to me just to say, “Keep Grinding!” God Bless you Sandra.
I’m forever in your debt;)
Best Regards,
Shay EliseP.S.- I saw a couple people ask about the tattoo on my chest. It’s of me and mother when I was a baby, it represents the hardest times in my life. And it reminds me who helped me get through those. I wanted her forever close to my heart.:)
That’s what I call a tatoo for a reason. I like it a lot. Don’t rememeber the morning glory pics. I’ll have to take a look.
Congrats and chit or whatever you’re looking for.
She did generally get alot of positive feedback…
@Shay, keep doing your thing lady!
I see this is gonna be a looonnnngggggg boring day
that’s it Free open wide…………….
I love a gracious woman
@HTownMama :APB: need to holla atcha offline! hmu @ liondashs06 at yahoo dot com
@Man, why are you always so NEGATIVE!
FeFe
because he can only attract chicks with dycks
@Luscious
only Luscious
Hey FAY FAY, how durin bew
SUP Fe
Sandra Mae,
I’ma need you to post the lank to my book after I finish with this cover art and get it back from the printer so I can thank you too.
*Or do I need to have some bresses to get some sheen? LMAO!
Man
how are you
how was your weekend
how’s the fam
you get any this weekend
Feline Feminine says:
@Man, why are you always so NEGATIVE!
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He’s not always negative. He’s just not into models with close on. If she was buckin nekkid he would have had plenty of “nice” things to say.
Anywho, just looked at the pics. They were nice, but of course if you want to pursue a seriously career in modeling you can’t have put permanent paint on the canvas. Particulary tats as big as she has. Not judging. I have em too, but I ain’t trying to be a model.
“clothes” that is
Please. And thank you in advance for your love, courtesy, unwavering, fair and balanced support.
LMAO
Bird, I’ve finally figured out who you look like… the chick on that horrid “Meet the Browns” (the fake a$$ Blanche from Golden Girls) the one who is with Colonel (or used to be, I haven’t seen the show in years)
Your new pic looks JUST like her with a shawt cut.
CFreezyyyyy!!!
I’m good, just busy as FUKC!! missin u doe 
@Bird
And, I agree about the tattoos….I mentioned that in her first post. She could be a character model with those tatts, but if she wanted to really move into high fashion runway modeling she’d have to do something about them. Photoshop is an option, but many times people want to work with models they have to do very little ‘adjusting’ to after the pictures are taken and/or after the clothes are on…
*waits to see Carington’s “lank”*
:wave: morning all
I don’t remember her but I like the tat. Man is not being negative he just doesnt know what to say when the accessories are not inflatable. *Sticks a pin in Kim’s azz*
Fay, i been hella busy lately myself and the day i can get on here the posts are lacking entertainment aint that a bish
TY
I’m startin to like you more and more
Afternoon Ty
u said morning, where u be?
Don’t hold your breff Lucious, you’a be dedder than hell. LOL
Sandra only gives sheen to aspiring models… otherwise, you gots to pay the cost to be the boss. (understandable, I’m just effin with her cause I know she likes to talk $hit from time to time).
But I DO think it would be hot if once a month or so, she gave “regular” folk with limited resources who are TRYING to get on, a hand up. Like, if you’re established, no deal, but her readers have many talents, wouldn’t it be cool if she shared a link to someone’s CD, modeling page, book, jewelry line, etc every now and then?
I’m just sayin’.
I like the sentiment behind the tatt, but I don’t think the artist did a good job. Don’t try to save money on something so visible and permanent. Do your due diligence and find an artist that takes their work seriously and know how to paint on a brown canvas. Pretty girl. She gives me a skinny Monifa vibe.
I agree Carrington
I am NOT negative, but this particular woman is VERY unnattractive to me. With her ungainly height and beak like nose, she resembles a cracked out big bird…. IMO.
The other women that sent in shots to be morning glory were MUCH more attractive.
I still think the TAT is ugly. Sorry, if she was ever serious about modeling, she wouldn’t have got that.
@BROWN
“how are you
how was your weekend
how’s the fam
you get any this weekend”
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1. I’m pretty good, just busy and chit.
2. Weekend was great!
3. The fam is ok. Got to see my nephew and I hadn’t seen him in forever. My brother goin through baby mama drama so you know how that is.
4. Yes, I got some.
Can you answer the same questions?
CFREE says:
Afternoon Ty u said morning, where u be?
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Sorry Free I have my cape on this morning…I am busy as hell and still trying to read comments. Hell I didn’t even realize it was this late
MAN
1. I’m fine
2. Great
3. They’re fine
4. Yes if you count the “conference call” I had
@Man
How tall are you?
@FELINE FEM
I’m a very tall lookin 5’6″ and a 1/2.
nice looking woman with manners i like
@Man
Ooooohhhh, ok…gotcha
well, as a tall woman myself, I think that tall women who carry their height well and who have proportionate bodies look like graceful swans (nothing against shorter women)…Shay seems to carry her six foot one inches very nicely…
Carrington says:
Don’t hold your breff Lucious, you’a be dedder than hell. LOL
Sandra only gives sheen to aspiring models… otherwise, you gots to pay the cost to be the boss. (understandable, I’m just effin with her cause I know she likes to talk $hit from time to time).
But I DO think it would be hot if once a month or so, she gave “regular” folk with limited resources who are TRYING to get on, a hand up. Like, if you’re established, no deal, but her readers have many talents, wouldn’t it be cool if she shared a link to someone’s CD, modeling page, book, jewelry line, etc every now and then?
I’m just sayin’.
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LOVE this idea!
@BROWN
post 37…
There’s no need for the confused look, you know I’m laughin at yo lil ass
@FELINE
“well, as a tall woman myself, I think that tall women who carry their height well and who have proportionate bodies look like graceful swans (nothing against shorter women)…Shay seems to carry her six foot one inches very nicely…”
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I think there’s a fine line between “swan like” and “giraffe like.” Look at this woman’s photo and tell me she doens’t slightly resemble a giraffe in the face.
Plus, she seems to be starving for more azz/tiddies.
How tall are you by the way?
@BROWN
“There’s no need for the confused look, you know I’m laughin at yo lil ass”
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I am CLEARLY within the normal male’s height range so there’s nothing lil about me.
@Man
Yes, some women can appear more giraffe like…but I don’t think this woman appears that way…JMO…
I am 5’11” barefoot…my husband is a sexy 6’3″…
I ALREADY Knew she would respond regarding THAT TATT… I’m NOT Psychic (It’s JUST a Typical Response — IMO)
So you’re sayin your average?????
Maybe that’s why I only deal with above average men
@Man
You got Blu by an inch and a half…so you good dawg…don’t let them discourage you…
I am CLEARLY within the normal male’s height range so there’s nothing lil about me.
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FeFe 6’3 to 6’5 perfect height! *tingles*
i really didn’t need that Chipotle
i not eating again until Thanksgiving
Ontopic
@Man
you stupid…this women what her name is…Shay…She beautiful…she might need to keep the wig o as I’m not into short cuts all that much…but yeah…she the right type…
Ahem..my hubby is 6’3″ while I’m a TALL 5’5″
#CantTellMeChitInHeelsTho
@FELINE FEM
“*ponders about what I always THOUGHT the average male height was*”
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Between 5’8″ and 5’10”
**look it up**
@Fayla
@Ace
@awesome i agree, not every tattoo artist is a good one. those faces…
so you’re not even average…………
Uh-Oh! What’s this I hear about JLo BANNING Marc Anthony from coming into her new spot?!?!
hey fam.
Between 5’8? and 5’10?
**look it up**
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RIGHT! That’s what I thought….and you are how tall again???? sorry, don’t feel like scrollin’ up and chit…
@FELINE
“I am 5’11? barefoot…my husband is a sexy 6’3?…”
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Bet he goofy and awkard and chit.
OH, and ol girl is like a malnourished giraffe.
His! :hugs:
@His
Whaddup Sexxy-Mama
@FELINE FEM
“Between 5’8? and 5’10?
**look it up**
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RIGHT! That’s what I thought….and you are how tall again???? sorry, don’t feel like scrollin’ up and chit…”
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5’6.5″
I’m right there with the average male.
Bet he goofy and awkard and chit.
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My hubby carries his height with confidence and swag..
HIS! *spray paints ur eyebrows a nice neon navy*
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FELINE
“I am 5’11? barefoot…my husband is a sexy 6’3?…”
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Bet he goofy and awkard and chit.
OH, and ol girl is like a malnourished giraffe.
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So you sayin her dude moves around like Chis Bosh
@CANDI
“i agree, not every tattoo artist is a good one. those faces…”
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The baby in the tat look like she straining to take a chit.
FeFe
Man’s height explains soooooo much!
#teamtallmen *body rolls to the ground*
She looks like Teedra Moses. If you ask me. Cute girl. Where is Choco, Yso, and Saso?! Ladies come in here! lol
Thank u Candi
Now I’m gna be fierce in my Yankee pinstripe jersey!
@ELuvah, hey hey hey now!
@Feline and her cute gravi MEOWWWWWWW! *purr* whats shaking bew?
Heeeeeeeeeey Shaaaaaaaaay. Since you read the comments…You like short mens? I’m 5’2, and built…Like a mack truck that is. I like long walks on the beach, but not too long…If so we can use my segway. I live with my mama…Who lives with her mama…Thats right girl I’m rent free! Mo money mo money. I am self employed. It’s a recycling business…Basically I go from park to park collecting cans and plastics. That’s right baby I aint gotta answer to the man! If any of this interest you please hit me up at Yeistentfekshun@SR.edu
@Luscious
It does for sure…
@Man says:
The baby in the tat look like she straining to take a chit.
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@FELINE
“not hardly dude…you are a
My hubby carries his height with confidence and swag.. ”
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Swag is a word women came up with to justify fluckin some ol awkward busted up nucca.
“Girl, he got swag tho…” ~Feline explaing to her friends
“I love his swag tho…” ~ Random Lil Wayne cum dumpster
SWAG = what you will never have
@CANDI
“#teamtallmen *body rolls to the ground*”
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I love it when you do that for me!
**bootypinch**
*kicks Man*
Swag is a word women came up with to justify fluckin some ol awkward busted up nucca.
“Girl, he got swag tho…” ~Feline explaing to her friends
“I love his swag tho…” ~ Random Lil Wayne cum dumpster
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@FELINE FEM
I’m a very tall lookin 5’6? and a 1/2.
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Ace says:
@Man
You got Blu by an inch and a half…so you good dawg…don’t let them discourage you…
Damn I miss looking at Blu…somebody tell him its safe to come back.
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Where u been Ace
:wave: @ His
HIS!!!!!!!!!!!! Sup Ma? How goes it?
“She said I’m feelin’ your whole swagger and flow, can we hook up?
I said, umm, you just used the word swagger, so no, she said” – Royce da 5’9
@BROWN
“SWAG = what you will never have”
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…because I’m not busted and akward!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
FeFe
Man’s height explains soooooo much!
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Don’t start on that 3.5 inches
*would like to borrow brenden’s segway*
HIS i will be up there for my birthday, start saving for my present NOW
@BROWN
“Man’s height explains soooooo much!”
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Like what????
@TY
I had to go into SR rehab…. but a nicca will fall of the wagon here and there…
Nope, because you’re wack and you have no game
TY I wasn’t talkin bout his mini me I was talkin about his “Lil Man” syndrome
@Man
I never liked goofy, busted, or awkward men (no matter what their height is)…just not my style…
@TY
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“Man’s height explains soooooo much!
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Don’t start on that 3.5 inches
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¿¿¿ WTF ???
First off, who you be? Then, why you puttin a hurl when referencing my 3.5 inches???
@Brenden
DUDE has LOST All of His SANITY & Common Sense !!! 
Uh oh my comments are under moderation…Shoot! I knew it was a bad idea submitting my pics for morning glory. I was just trying to get a lil shine Sandra…Geesh I guess you gotta be female? Was it because I was nude? The feather boa covered most of me…
She gives me a skinny Monifa vibe.
SHEW. Somebody with the 411 update me on where she ill…
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LOVED’D Monifah.
I need your smile….Ain’t seen you in a while….I’m so alone–I miss you.
*reapplies for school*
Hey Everybody!!!!
It’s a really slow news day for Sandra, huh? This borin’.
Hopefully Sandra is workin on my mornin wood request
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Nope, because you’re wack and you have no game
TY I wasn’t talkin bout his mini me I was talkin about his “Lil Man” syndrome
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
“Man’s height explains soooooo much!
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Don’t start on that 3.5 inches ”
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¿¿¿ WTF ???
First off, who you be? Then, why you puttin a hurl when referencing my 3.5 inches???
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@Tainted
Whaddup Baby… So WHAT’S Your preference regarding Height of Dudes (Short or Tall ?!!?)
This chic can catch and eye or two. I’m feeling the wig vs the short hair. Her height looks good on her to me.
*hops in the convo eventhough nobody was talkin to me*
well i don’t have a peference. i’ve dated anywhere between 5’5 and 6’4. depends on the person
@Brenden – I’m in an office with one other person who now thinks I’m a loon because I’m LOL literally at your crazy azz. Thanks for helping with my monday morning.
Greeting SR fam!
Most women are attracted to tall men, it gives them a sense of security. Nothing against the little guy.
@TY
I don’t recall any convo with you for one. And for two I have YET to disppoint a lady with my “blessing in my pants!”
I bet you den flucked at least 3 dudes with a dyck smaller than mine!
And it ain’t my fault I got some big nutz too while you over there worried bout where I’m pizzing.
@CALI GIRL
“Most women are attracted to tall men, it gives them a sense of security. Nothing against the little guy.”
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I don’t think this is true…
Ty
(that gravi… 
)
FayBayBay
hey mama..
@Candi, WHAT? I have been working on this “El’s on Vacation” ice sculpture since since Nov bew…there will be a bow on it when u arrive
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
I don’t recall any convo with you for one. And for two I have YET to disppoint a lady with my “blessing in my pants!”
I bet you den flucked at least 3 dudes with a dyck smaller than mine!
And it ain’t my fault I got some big nutz too while you over there worried bout where I’m pizzing.
Man u ignit as fluck! I got a visual of 3.5 sitting on DUBS 
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They gave us the go ahead to wear shorts since it’s been so hot! This is gonna go bad real fast!
@CANDI
“well i don’t have a peference. i’ve dated anywhere between 5’5 and 6’4. depends on the person”
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@candi
And I Luv that sentiment Btw I’m a Preference-Buster… The Majority of the Females I got with, I WASN’T Their Preference 
YOU never have to ask permission to join a Convo Fly-Gurl
My only height rule is this: Once I put on my heels, u still gotta be taller than me..
#fyi
@HIS
What up?
Most women are attracted to tall men, it gives them a sense of security. Nothing against the little guy.
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This is most definitely true…
I only personally know one person who openly admits that she likes short dudes, and she said she likes them because she feels like she can control them…
@BROWN
“They gave us the go ahead to wear shorts since it’s been so hot! This is gonna go bad real fast!”
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Send me a pic.
FeFe
at the idea of Man bein slapped around!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
They gave us the go ahead to wear shorts since it’s been so hot! This is gonna go bad real fast!
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so what u saying is that ur co-workers are “unfortunate bodied”?
@ man
Look it up
Women perceive men of substantial height as better fighters and more useful than their SHOTHER counterparts.
Short men get love to.
@caligirl SAID:
Yous Just Foolish !!! 
Nothing against the little guy.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@BROWN
“They gave us the go ahead to wear shorts since it’s been so hot! This is gonna go bad real fast!”
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Send me a pic.
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Sure, hold your breath and wait for it!
@CALI
“Look it up
Women perceive men of substantial height as better fighters and more useful than their SHOTHER counterparts.”
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It still doesnt’ matter because a woman’s views change substansial depending on the man’s resources (ie money).
Plus there’s a limit to the height thing but tall dudes are naturally goofy and clumsy and women don’t find that attractive.
Fayla some of them are but this old white guy is walkin around with shorts then some damn socks pulled up past his calves!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TY
I don’t recall any convo with you for one. And for two I have YET to disppoint a lady with my “blessing in my pants!”
I bet you den flucked at least 3 dudes with a dyck smaller than mine!
And it ain’t my fault I got some big nutz too while you over there worried bout where I’m pizzing.
How can you not remember our convo last week and when you responded to me and Luscious. Yes I have phucked at least 3 dudes with smaller penis’ then yours but their head game was on point
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@ Luscious – it’s always 1 person that flucks it up for everybody… management is thinking bermudas and somebody’s gonna wear their daisy dukes…
@FELINE
“Most women are attracted to tall men, it gives them a sense of security. Nothing against the little guy.
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This is most definitely true…
I only personally know one person who openly admits that she likes short dudes, and she said she likes them because she feels like she can control them…”
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Women SAY a lot of chit but I bet all of them has flucked a dude under 5’8″.
TY
I’m sorry but if a guy has a small penus there’s nothin he can do for me because eventually I’m gonna want to fck if his head game is on point
She does look like Teedra Moses on the cover of “complex simplicity” CD
Whatever happened to her?
How is Puff Johnson doing nowadays? Last I checked, she was battling cancer.
Mel
I hope not!
it’s 107 right now and tomorrow they said it might get to 109 so my azz will be in shorts all this week!
@TY
“How can you not remember our convo last week and when you responded to me and Luscious. Yes I have phucked at least 3 dudes with smaller penis’ then yours but their head game was on point”
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I don’t remember that chit. What were we talkin bout?
See, I KNEW you had flucked some dudes with dycks smaller than mine! Now, you can stay with them cause I can work my dyck so I ain’t gotta be out there eatin random puzzies and chit.
Glad I know what I’m doing!
Women SAY a lot of chit but I bet all of them has flucked a dude under 5’8?.
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The shortest dude I ever flucked was 5’10″…
Women SAY a lot of chit but I bet all of them has flucked a dude under 5’8?.
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i’m sure every woman has that one outlier out of the sample
just like some guys who supposedly like slim chicks but got a big shirley notch on their bed post
@ Luscious
I’m sorry but if a guy has a small penus there’s nothin he can do for me because eventually I’m gonna want to fck if his head game is on point
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Hello All. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It’s funny how you can meet a very, very attractive person and the longer you know them, the less attractive they become. Same with ugly people. And less attractive people seem to age so much better than pretty people. Just my observation. Peace.
just like some guys who supposedly like slim chicks but got a big shirley notch on their bed post
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And I TRULY think @Man has one of them big shirleys on his notch…especially the way he goes in on fat chicks…
FeFe
he already said he did a biggun
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
TY
I’m sorry but if a guy has a small penus there’s nothin he can do for me because eventually I’m gonna want to fck if his head game is on point
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I am just talking shyt @ Man. I will not phuck a short man even if the head is on point. Whats the point? Get all moist and he is not tall enough to ride the rides in the park.
@ Man..u were talking shyt to French about your 3.5 inches and I stated that no one wants to be bothered with a lil dyck dude pissing on his ballz
@Luscious
I know @Man loved every bit of that tumble with Big Bertha!
FeFe
he already said he did a biggun
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Hello SR fam !!!
& :hugs:
@CANDI
“Women SAY a lot of chit but I bet all of them has flucked a dude under 5’8?.
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i’m sure every woman has that one outlier out of the sample
just like some guys who supposedly like slim chicks but got a big shirley notch on their bed post ”
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That’s different and an apple to oranges comparison.
‘sup @vero!
not really
@SPICY
“I know @Man loved every bit of that tumble with Big Bertha!”
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It was more a “courteous favor” than anything else!
Shay reminds me of Natina Reed of the girl group ‘Blaque.’ I like the sentiment behind the tattoo; but agree with others that she won’t get runway modeling gigs or pictorials in high-end fashion mags with those tattoos. I think she’ll have a good career in commercial modeling for catalogs.
@Man
“I know @Man loved every bit of that tumble with Big Bertha!”
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It was more a “courteous favor” than anything else!
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You know with your 3.5 inches, it helped you when hitting those soft sweaty spots when you weren’t able to reach her middle with your “swollen” clit.
“clique”
@ PAHairston “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It’s funny how you can meet a very, very attractive person and the longer you know them, the less attractive they become. Same with ugly people. And less attractive people seem to age so much better than pretty people. Just my observation”
—-or what about when an unattractive person is paired w/ an attractive person & it makes them look more attractive????
Hello, all
Hi Melinla…it makes the day go by faster don’t it? Gota luv it.lol….
Ace…thats what it’s designed to do…make you pa nounce it outloud and then think…wait a min…what…no wait…oh hail naw this ninja stupid.lol…dont feel bad.ha
You women making fun of us small peniseded men are out of line! You wouldn’t make fun of a handicaped person would you? Well a lil d*ck is a disability damnitt! Nothing to laff about! There should be laws against this type of behavior.smh Do you know what it’s like to buy condoms? To go to the store and stare at the magnums with envy? Yea you want to save face and purchase the big ones because the clerk is female, but you don’t want the embarrassment of them slipping off and getting stuck inside ur g’friends vajeena then having to grab the meat tongs out the kitchen and fish it out…Oh Lord…Im scared for life…Then to muster up the courage to buy the small sized condoms only to realise that you still halfta put a ruberband at the base to make sure it stays in place…Its not funny yall!!!!!!
The short azz IT that just left my office is goofy and damn near knocked my water bottle over. He is PAID! Not cute or even close to handsome. Besides I don’t know too many women that are ashamed to admit about the height of man they have been with.
Conversations could go either way….
Girl he is FINE! He treats me good, how tall is he? 5’6. Oh he short, can he put it down in the bedroom? Girl YES! For a short man he got it going on…
Girl is is FINE! He treats me good, how tall is he? 6’3 oh he’s tall, can he put it down int the bedroom? Girl yes, he’s a monster. LMAO
Height is just a personal preference. Nothing to lie or hide….at least in my book.
@caligirl
Sup yall
Chall tawkin bout???
Oh and for any of you NICER women…You know the ones that feel sorry for me because I’m small and sex deprived…Feel free to send full body shots (face included) to me at
Forskyncheaz @ Sr.edu Your participation is appreciated and Thanx in advance
Awwwwwwww…I like Shay already…kinda sexy too! **sideeye’s Shay** Heeeeyyyyy Bew!
hey feline ! how are you? !
is it me, or today is very boring?
brenden says:
To go to the store and stare at the magnums with envy? Yea you want to save face and purchase the big ones because the clerk is female, but you don’t want the embarrassment of them slipping off and getting stuck inside ur g’friends vajeena. <——-
… .but this has happened to me before. 
Everybody can't wear Mags!
Vero it’s not just you
@SPICY
“You know with your 3.5 inches, it helped you when hitting those soft sweaty spots when you weren’t able to reach her middle with your “swollen” ****.”
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Huh? I don’t have a “clique” babe, I got a dyck.
FOX
did he try and use the excuse that it happened cuz you were on top and how your vj is like a suction so it sucked it off???????
@brenden What is wrong with you? Where do you come up with this stuff? Keep it coming! SMDH
I really am vero
didn’t work in the tidday post, but maybe it will now…You feel sorry for me…dontcha? 
brenden says:
but you don’t want the embarrassment of them slipping off and getting stuck inside ur g’friends vajeena then having to grab the meat tongs out the kitchen and fish it out…
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@BROWN
“did he try and use the excuse that it happened cuz you were on top and how your vj is like a suction so it sucked it off???????”
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Sometimes that DOES happen tho!
@brenden. You really are a nut! : )
sure it does Man
Hey caligirl….I blame my mama…Her idea of prenatal care was a pint of bacardi dark erry day at noon…And they say you shouldn’t drink while you’re preggo…I guess she showed them!
Brenden, not sorry, amused
good luck
Luscious
2nd time claimed I was too wet while he was “trying beating it”
FOX
dude was on top and it still came off and he tried that same excuse, my vj sucked it off! Niccah Please
Luvs me some bacardi gold and cherry coke… is it 3:30 yet **sighs**
Lawddd how AWKARD is it when the condom is 2 big??
only happened once, but it was good minus that mishap 
*snappa will snatch that mf clean OFF*
My opinion: Cover those tats up with Dermablend. We know why you’ve got them and why you love them yada yada, don’t get emotional on this-(it could help you succeed!)just cover them up and see
Good luck to you
@ Brown
FeFe
Man’s height explains soooooo much
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You will not…..
@FoxE
FoxE says:
Luscious
Yep!
(thats never a negative!)
2nd time claimed I was too wet while he was “trying beating it”
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Oh he tryin to pass blame for his “lil dic no fric syndrome huh”?
#notmyfault
What we talkin bout? Small dicks and short men?!? :blankstare:
Oh Afternoon SR!
Heeeeeeeeeey Shaaaaaaaaay. Since you read the comments…You like short mens? I’m 5’2, and built…Like a mack truck that is. I like long walks on the beach, but not too long…If so we can use my segway. I live with my mama…Who lives with her mama…Thats right girl I’m rent free! Mo money mo money. I am self employed. It’s a recycling business…Basically I go from park to park collecting cans and plastics. That’s right baby I aint gotta answer to the man! If any of this interest you please hit me up at Yeistentfekshun@SR.edu
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Really?
Did I just read that correctly?