Last night was the season premiere of “Dancing With the Stars” on ABC, featuring the first transgender dancer and TV’s favorite defense attorney.
Following the first round of dances, Nancy Grace, Ron Artest of the LA Lakers, Khloe’s younger brother Rob Kardashian, and transgender Chaz Bono are all tied for dead last in the competition. One of them will go home tonight.
It”s hard to say which one out of the four was the worst dancer. But since they are all novices at it, they deserve kudos for at least stepping up to bat.
Chaz’s introduction was a slap in the face to the supporters who said children wouldn’t know whether she was a male or female.
As the producers flashed a cute pic of her as a little girl, Bono mentioned that she was born a female, and now thinks she’s a man, despite retaining her female productive organs.
Good luck explaining that one to your kids!
Watch the videos of the first dances after the break.
Nancy Grace
Chaz Bono
Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke do the Viennese Waltz
Ron Artest
At least they tried something new :embarass:
Ron Artest
I’m not even going to watch that !
I dont really care enough to watch
:wave: morning yall!
I was watching the singoff
Afroblue was OFF THE CHAIN! This girl who was in the group had this gorgeous auburn hair that I just wanted to chop off and bag!
Chaz didn’t do that bad, it was his weight that was distracting.
can’t watch it at work…. and @Sandra, I knew they were going to pull that mess…that’s why I always remained neutral about the topic…
oh wow, my new boo Ron was on last night? Ok, I gotta do better and watch this next week.
LadeeA says:
_______________
Black men love big busted, voluptuous women like Nancy
@ Cheek
another singing competition show? Never heard of it.
Lol…I died when Ron Artest started. He surprised me though.
Rob Kardashian was better than I thought….
I love Nancy but she is a stiff as a board
@ Tainted_Love:
Ron was as stiff as concrete! His 2 left feet kept getting in the way of each other
Ron Artest looks like a cleaner and bigger version of Dennis Rodman.
Sorry I missed this…I was watching a very important show called BBQ Wives….which was pure fukkery last night….
@Sandra
Lol.! He’s facially expressions sold the performance
What did you think about Chaz’s performance?
This might have been intentional, but you forgot to mention Elisabetta. She only got a 15, and I suspect she’s going to get the boot since she has no fans.
@ Cheek
another singing competition show? Never heard of it.
____________________________________________________
This is season 3 of Sing-off…I believe it normally only comes on during the holidays. Last season was aired during Christmas on NBC. It only lasts about a month because they eliminate like 2 choirs per show and they dont start off with that many in the first place. I have ADD so fast paced seasons work best for me :thumbssup: The only shows I watch religiously is Project Runway and the Office
It would be wonderful if Nancy Grace embarrassed herself.
@SANDRA
“Black men love big busted, voluptuous women like Nancy ”
_____________________________________________________________________________
I swear when I saw that pic of Nancy I was thinking that I didn’t know she had such nice tits.
@ cheek
Is it good? I don’t watch much tv so that explains why I never saw it.
I love Project Runway, I usually watch it online.
@Man
Draya got semi-nude for you on BBQ Wives last night…you would have enjoyed it…
@CHIBY
“I was watching a very important show called BBQ Wives….which was pure fukkery last night….”
____________________________________________________________________________
Did Draya get naked or do any girl-on-girl stuff?
@ Man
You can add her to your flock of sheep.
Rightclaw says:
This might have been intentional, but you forgot to mention Elisabetta. She only got a 15, and I suspect she’s going to get the boot since she has no fans.
~~~~~~
I think she won some fans last night. She did a good job.
@CHIBY
“Draya got semi-nude for you on BBQ Wives last night…you would have enjoyed it…”
___________________________________________________________________________
Babe, you know JUST how I think!
What was she semi-nude for? She needs her own show of some sort.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
“Black men love big busted, voluptuous women like Nancy ”
_____________________________________________________________________________
I swear when I saw that pic of Nancy I was thinking that I didn’t know she had such nice tits.
—–
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
It would be wonderful if Nancy Grace embarrassed herself.
I HATE THAT OL’ CRISPY CREAMY AZZ, HAVING CHILDREN IN HER 60’S AZZ BASTARD!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nancy
Please vote her off so I don’t have to see her do that again. I couldn’t finish the video, it was too painful.
Chaz Was ok, although I felt a wee bit uncomfortable. She danced like a lady to me though…Oh wait, she is one
Rob was surprisingly decent. I still have a little crush on him.
Ron
That was a mess. I can’t think of any other words to describe it but a mess.
@ cheek
Is it good? I don’t watch much tv so that explains why I never saw it.
I love Project Runway, I usually watch it online.
______________________________________________________________________
I enjoy it…I sing in a group so its a musicians show…I noticed that alot of groups had pitch problems tho and I have a thing about pitch :nono:. Dont u just love Anya on Project Runway? I have to say I enjoy Josh too! When he told Bert that he was closer to death then he was I was
I’m hungry
What’s for breakfast Auntie?! Please no mo drag queens, they looked dried and crackly as hayle. Make up wasn’t even tight..
Nancy tetas are huge!
I had to go look again
Ron Artest looked so damn tall * I know he is already tall in someway he is a BB player*, his partner was there praying she didn’t get trapped under his leg
@ cheek
I have to check out this sign off. I am looking for it online now.
I am no singer but I like singing
I am one of those that sings and don’t give a flying high five fluck.
Did Draya get naked or do any girl-on-girl stuff?
bew you is a professtional whore….
____________________________________________
No but she did get her cooch waxed while her friends watched, which I thought was kinda weird. She had a photoshoot in some lingire…she was killing me talking about “I’m a professional!” As in model….
But I still like her….
*runs through the fields towards Tatted so we can embrace and twirl*
This is my first season NOT watching since the show started the cast sucks
Hope they do better next year. #teamdance 
@ Naija
You see my tatted before no
:stop:
@Tattedcutiebooski
Hi mami
Good morning
@ Chiby
You never get naked in front of your friends?
*while running towards Naija through the fields so we can embrace and twirl, I accidentally trip on the long, flowing sundress that Naija is wearing, that’s blowing in the wind*
Did you do that on purpose, Naija?
It is just TumTum, it comes in different size, color, shape, scent and chit of that sort
Hey Honycoatd cara-mel tits!
Honycoatd says:
@ Chiby
You never get naked in front of your friends?
___________________________________________
I havent dont that in a long time….AND changing clothes is one thing…but getting my cooch waxed in from of them is different…
i enjoy the sing off as well
<– me singing off key
@CHIBY
“No but she did get her cooch waxed while her friends watched, which I thought was kinda weird. She had a photoshoot in some lingire…she was killing me talking about “I’m a professional!” As in model…. bew you is a professtional whore….
But I still like her….”
____________________________________________________________________________
Puzzy waxed all clean and stuff. Draya is such a lady.
I bet her friends enjoyed watching that! 
If you get paid to do something, you are a “professional” so she is a professional model.
Why these people don’t get it that I am on paid bed rest aka medical leave and that means they should not email, call or text me about chit I need to review at work.
@Tatted it was @Honycoated trying to sabotage our love
@ Man
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CHIBY
“No but she did get her cooch waxed while her friends watched, which I thought was kinda weird. She had a photoshoot in some lingire…she was killing me talking about “I’m a professional!” As in model…. bew you is a professtional whore….
But I still like her….”
____________________________________________________________________________
Puzzy waxed all clean and stuff. Draya is such a lady. I bet her friends enjoyed watching that!
If you get paid to do something, you are a “professional” so she is a professional model.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PLUS, how ya’ll know she ain’t a retired whore?
@ cheek
I have to check out this sign off. I am looking for it online now.
I am no singer but I like singing
I am one of those that sings and don’t give a flying high five fluck.
_____________________________________________________________________
Shooot let the Lord use ya! lol I just hate when people sing out of their range in a competition…Louder and higher does not mean better
<< hid under Naija long ass sundress train
*pinches Tatted toes and rub her thighs*
@ Naija – I figured that. I’m flattered though! She went through ALL THAT just to sabatoge us???
I
both of you! 
@SandraRose
There will be no Clemancy for Troy Davis….
@ Hony & Naija :stop: DON’T FIGHT! TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU, THERE IS ENOUGH TO GO AROUND! TRUST ME!!
@ Cheek
I am guilt of that. My children always tells me “Mommy you listen and let me sing because I sing better”
Always hurting my feelings and chit, singing is a passion and I don’t care if I am good or not #teamgangstasingers
NUMBER 15 say that again. yes it is, it is I tell you. Kimsha, you lucky broad you. #FISH
@Honycoatd
you are too fun
Hayyyyeee Tatted!
to find out if the lipstick taste like peaches
@ WUT – that is sad!
@HONY COATED
” You are definitely “The Hoe Spokesperson”
___________________________________________________________________________
Maybe the “Fine Bytch Spokesperson” but I don’t rep for hoes.
@ Tatted
I am first, second and last not enough to give Naija some #greedy
Heeeeey WUT – it takes like Orange!
@Tatted
you’re so delectable…ummm I mean compromising 
@ Naija I might let you get some on your fingers, since your name is close to my daughter’s name. Her name is Naajah.
PLUS, how ya’ll know she ain’t a retired whore?
But she was killing me talking about she a professional model doing King magazine and chit…
_______________________________________________________
She could be
@ Point
I like a firm butt so I am slap it
how could he/she cute her breast off and keep her Pu$$y. doesn’t make since and she said she was keeping that slip between her legs
Real men don’t have vaginas :coffee:—> really tea. I don’t watch this crap, never have, but I really hope Chaz gets sent home so I don’t have to see her big confused face anymore (it won’t happen but I can still dream)
No comment on Ron and that hair… of all the contestants I hope David Arquette wins (I’ve always liked him) I’ll be rooting for him far away from my tv though
Hony you sound horny as hell
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Heeeeey WUT – it takes like Orange!
——————-
MMMMM OOOORANGES…. I’ll never eat another one the same
I missed talking to you and everyone! My boss has been on one lately! So if I don’t respond to a comment, it’s prolly cuz I am knee deep in werk!!!
@ Vero
I am horny most of the time even during sleep.
What restroom does Chaz use?
@ Vero
As my mum would tell me, its my coolie blood that makes me want to horn everything.
@ Man
A potty. The law allows him or her to use which ever they identify them self with.
I refuse to be drawn into the basketball wives mayham!!!! Nooooooo! I refuse to watch!
@Honycoatd its ok…My cousin does that…I just turn up the music to drown her out
But when it comes to my beloved Donny Hathaway NOBODY better try any duets, I’ll tell somebody to hush and press repeat to start the song over lol
PLUS, how ya’ll know she ain’t a retired whore?<—–
@HONY
“A potty. The law allows him or her to use which ever they identify them self with.”
____________________________________________________________________________
¿¿¿
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
What restroom does Chaz use?
——————–
Either that or she squats at the latrine 
The one that has both the man/woman on the door…
Off topic:
My sister keeps spanking her little 2 year old because she loves to play with her TumTum and show people. I told my sister that she is not getting any satisfaction because she is just discovering herself but this chick does not believe me.
How can this chick call me for advice but when I tell her she tells me I don’t know what I’m talking about. #ignoringallhercallsfortheday
Man you didn’t know transgender people can use any bathroom?? I don’t think it’s law in all states but it is in quite a few… I don’t think most people care about the women using the men’s room but it’s caused a few issues with men going into women’s restrooms and saying they’re going through the change and whatnot especially since most children use the women’s bathroom in public.
vero says:
Hony you sound horny as hell
—————-
I think it has something to do with a particular piercings I read she has in a previous post
@ Man
Go look it up!
@ Cheeks
I am one of those singers that dances and sings while she drives with neckrolls and all and hand fanning.
I PURPOSELY DIDNT WATCH. SHE USED THE SHOW AS HER PERSONAL PLATFORM & THEY ALLOWED IT.
Honycoatd says:
Off topic:
My sister keeps spanking her little 2 year old because she loves to play with her TumTum and show people. I told my sister that she is not getting any satisfaction because she is just discovering herself but this chick does not believe me.
How can this chick call me for advice but when I tell her she tells me I don’t know what I’m talking about. #ignoringallhercallsfortheday
Okay Her tum tum is that a new word for kitty kat? Because when my baby was little she would throw her dress over her head and I would say “Put your dress down stop showing your tum tum!” I thought that meant her little tummy not her itty kitty! 
————————-
My sister keeps spanking her little 2 year old because she loves to play with her TumTum and show people. I told my sister that she is not getting any satisfaction because she is just discovering herself but this chick does not believe me.
How can this chick call me for advice but when I tell her she tells me I don’t know what I’m talking about. #ignoringallhercallsfortheday
________________________________________________________________
I’m kinda concerned that the baby is doing that tho
I think I’d spank her too…I’d be afraid that a perv might catch a hold of her 
@ Wut
That is part of it but even when I take it out, I am still horny. In all honesty, I come from a family with alot of horny. My dad has 13 children and my mum has 6. My dad had his first at 14 and her mum was 18. They can’t keep it in their pants.
@MS. EVERYTHING
“Man you didn’t know transgender people can use any bathroom?? I don’t think it’s law in all states but it is in quite a few… I don’t think most people care about the women using the men’s room but it’s caused a few issues with men going into women’s restrooms and saying they’re going through the change and whatnot especially since most children use the women’s bathroom in public.”
__________________________________________________________________________
No, I’m not really familiar with current transgender ettiquette.
You know ain’t know way in hail they would let no grown azz man go into the ladies the restroom talkin bout they goin “change their gender in the near future” and chit like that. That don’t even sound right…
and just in case someone is sensitive I don’t have an issue with them using the women bathroom themselves but with the pervs who may or may not take advantage of the law in the presence of children… but I go in the bathroom with my kids always and my son, who is now at the age where he feels going to the girls room isn’t manly enough for me, gets embarrassed because before he uses the men’s room I walk in, announce myself, and check out the stalls before going back out and standing outside the doorway… and if someone is in the stall than mommy stands at the bathroom door with it wide open (so I can watch the girls and him at the same time) and will look at folks crazy if they try giving me the sideeye. Most don’t once they realize there is a child in the bathroom and those that do walk away after I give them the mama look
Wow, they are really trying to convert everyone…they are trying to get to the little kids now.
Off Topic –
From what I hear, they can transplant one woman’s reproductive organs to another barren woman and she can thereby have a child. (Is this correct Nurse Sandra?) If so, what are the odds of them finding a way to try to have men get preggers and have babies? (Like Twins – the movie).
Nancy looks like a bid ole pillow pet.
Man there was a big case in I want to say Colorado (maybe? it was a few years ago) over that same situation… now a black man is another story cause you know yall held to a different standard
but yeah, depending on the state, a man or woman in the midst of hormonal therapy for gender transformation (however they say it) is allowed to use the restroom of their choosing.
@ Wut
No, tumtum is her kitty. My daughters call it their tumtum so I do too.
@ cheeks
she is just discovering herself but my sister is saying she is doing it at daycare and she took her to the doctor and they even told her she is fine that kids does it but she doesn’t believe me. All my children played with them-self and they are out of that stage now. My sister is just a cocky bitch and takes everything out of proportion like she should call what people think.
A man would have to be an idiot and a fool to willingly choose to birth a baby… hell I’m a woman, with children, and I find childbirth to be the most disgusting and inhumane process on the planet. There’s nothing attractive or rewarding about pushing a 6 pound + living creature out of your twat
Honycoatd says:
@ Wut
That is part of it but even when I take it out, I am still horny. In all honesty, I come from a family with alot of horny. My dad has 13 children and my mum has 6. My dad had his first at 14 and her mum was 18. They can’t keep it in their pants.
are we related? My mom had her first at 13 my dad at 18. Together I have 17 brothers and sister…. 
————————
*whispers* “My man gets very little sleep:
Honycoatd says:
@ Wut
No, tumtum is her kitty. My daughters call it their tumtum so I do too.
@ cheeks
she is just discovering herself but my sister is saying she is doing it at daycare and she took her to the doctor and they even told her she is fine that kids does it but she doesn’t believe me. All my children played with them-self and they are out of that stage now. My sister is just a cocky bitch and takes everything out of proportion like she should call what people think.
———————————-
My son use to sit on the couch with his thumb in his mouth and hand in his pants and twirl his winker! LOL The best way to get them out of the habit is to distract them with something else to “Play” with! We have to remember we are born with feelings all over! So new feeling especially good ones, baby gravitate to.
@ cheeks
she is just discovering herself but my sister is saying she is doing it at daycare and she took her to the doctor and they even told her she is fine that kids does it but she doesn’t believe me. All my children played with them-self and they are out of that stage now. My sister is just a cocky bitch and takes everything out of proportion like she should call what people think.
__________________________________________________________________
Ok well if its just a daycare thing lol…OMG I get so worried when it comes to kids…I dont have any but I imagine when I doI will have a dang ankle monitor on it at all times
Regarding the trangender issue…..Ummmm dont the men have stalls still in their bathrooms? I hope the Chaz shemales of the word still have since to use them instead of fronting. And I agree with what someone said earlier about Chaz using the show as its personal platform…. I’m sorry call me old school but I just get so angry everytime they say him when referring to it…Chaz still has female organs, she can still have a friggin baby! Chaz then want to get mad when not thinking of it as one of the fellas…no ma’am I cant come to you about the male perspective on things because u still have natural hormones that make u have a female perspective…U are just a female that likes othr females and like I said Friday, u just got lazy/sloopy so u became a man!
@ Wut
Darn it, Are we related?
It is genetics after a certain point, I really can’t help it. My mum dad is even worse with over 30 children in about 9 countries. He has no shame about it and my mum has kept some in weird ways.
And thanks for the idea let me tell her to get her a new toys, she is normally super excited over new things so that might help.
@ Cheeks
As long as she is not scratching. She is just pulling at it #innocentlittlebaby
kahmmillion says:
Wow, they are really trying to convert everyone…they are trying to get to the little kids now.
Off Topic –
From what I hear, they can transplant one woman’s reproductive organs to another barren woman and she can thereby have a child.
~~~~~~~
There was a twin who was unable to reproduce, her sister donated her uterus. I don’t remember how it worked, if it was the whole uterus or some of it and it regenerated, but she did get pregnant.
@ missmiami: and attention-seeking Chaz doesn’t care that it’s being used to boost the show’s ratings.
Im pulling for Chaz Bono! If he stays, he will do like Kirstie Alley and lose a mess of weight then he will be able to look down and see his puzzy!!
This is some BS, everybody was a hot mess!!!
Attention whoring at its best! I still don’t get the whole Chaz Bono thing. The only reason IT is on Dancing with the Stars is to increase the show’s ratings. Otherwise, that show and its producers, etc could careless about Chaz.
How can Chaz say she’s a man when she only got her top done. I mean all she did was cut her
off. If a woman loses her breasts to cancer is she now a man?
And Sandra you are right about the kids. If they didn’t notice at first they noticed when she gave that long azz explanation.