Tweets are talking about music producer Swizz Beatz’s extravagant birthday gift that be purchased — not for himself, but for his wife, Alicia Keys.
The gift, an expensive Lotus automobile, is reminiscent of the sparkling 7 carat diamond ring valued at $4 mil that NBA superstar Kobe Bryant bought his wife Vanessa after allegations surfaced that he cheating on her with a hotel desk clerk.
By sheer coincidence, rumors are now swirling that Swizz cheated on his wife with at least 2 thirsty groupies. It would seem that men are not so complicated to figure out when it comes to matters of the heart.
Someone who is more intimately familiar with the ways of cheating men is Dallas socialite Zeralyn who has had her share of married ball players and rappers.
Zeralyn wrote on her blog: “Maybe it’s just me, but twice people have cheated on me and bought me a vehicle. So, im going to have to go with he admitted to her something.”
Swizz looks guilty from where we’re standing.
Just enough room for me and my baggggggg.
That car is NICE! I would take it then leave his ass. lol
I though Alicia was a lesbian though. hmmmmmmm
Nice car
Well my boyfriend’s bday is tomorrow, I wonder if he feels the same way about his bday being my bday. SHIIIIID I wonder if its too late to put in my car request?
Lotus also singed Swizz as a Creative Director so this vehicle is promo for Lotus and they get the perk of driving one!
RoseBud83 says:
I though Alicia was a lesbian though. hmmmmmmm
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There has never been any solid evidence that Alicia was a carpet muncher. Believe me, I asked around. Although anything is possible
So he bought her a gift 2 distract her, that’s a sign, but she knew who she was dealing wit, karma a b****
Signed – Lawd I think the gift and the tweet is for publicity also but still believe he cheated with Chris
I never thought Akeys was gay
I never thought Akeys was gay
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I did
yea i heard the same thing Rose.. But she looks like a midget next to the car
Smonae80 says:
So he bought her a gift 2 distract her, that’s a sign, but she knew who she was dealing wit, karma a b****
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Swizz is real smooth with his mack game. He gets all these dumb women to put up with his games because he tells them what they want to hear.
When the truth is revealed Alicia won’t be able to handle it
There has never been any solid evidence that Alicia was a carpet muncher.
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Maybe she the one gettin munched on… cause them cankles indicate leg strength and so…maybe she was giving out something else…
I would venture to say like Mashonda Akeys knows the “truth” but doesn’t care
ooooo Auntie Zeralyn is going to get you! Yall always throwing indirect JABS @ each other. lol
And the crazy thing is this chris chick was a cheap groupie.. Swizz said he would on get her a one-way ticket.. HUH after he knock ya back out! You should be getting that Car up top.. If you gonna sleep with the man .. Make the man spend!.. leave a paper trial Duh.youngins
@kdubb I see so many women big n small at the gym w/cankles
I definitely think he’s a cheating dog, but she could have easily bought this herself, so…does the gift really matter?
When the truth is revealed Alicia won’t be able to handle it
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Why she got him the same way he said the same things to her – oh becuz she thought she was better – well um IMO Mashonda’s bod is better looking than hers all DAY – them Elephantitis Legs are the BEST
Well I’ll tell you what!!!! Some, if not most women get cheated on and don’t get SHAT and will still take their man back, sooooo MORE POWER TO ALICIA! Am I saying she should take him back??? NO, I just simply know that their are tons of women who take their significant others back & get NOTHING but their back blew out AFTER they cooked their own meal!
@smokie Good pt/observation and like somebody else said he is VP so did he even “buy” it
them Elephantitis Legs are the BEST
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She could use a cankle reduction procedure.
@SANDRA ROSE
I though Alicia was a lesbian though. hmmmmmmm
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There has never been any solid evidence that Alicia was a carpet muncher. Believe me, I asked around. Although anything is possible
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So you saying you have “circumstantial” evidence?
I hope those are lightweight rims
I just simply know that their are tons of women who take their significant others back & get NOTHING but their back blew out AFTER they cooked their own meal!
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Right. Nukka prolly didn’t even load the dishwasher after that meal EITHER.
HATING “MAN” MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Dammit Swizz! Accept my BBM request!! All I ask is that you pay off my Nissan! I only have $27K left on it!!
PLEASE Swizz!! (or you can buy me a complimentary Lotus- I’ll take that too.)
#NotGreedy
@JAY BEE
” If you gonna sleep with the man .. Make the man spend!..”
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Puzzy getting cheaper by the day so a lot of these hoes aint in posistion to make demands.
so she pays his taxes and he buys her a car ?
KDub says:
I just simply know that their are tons of women who take their significant others back & get NOTHING but their back blew out AFTER they cooked their own meal!
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Right. Nukka prolly didn’t even load the dishwasher after that meal EITHER.
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EXAAACTLY!!! If you ‘gone be a stupid, forgiving bish, be one that drives a Lotus!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Well I’ll tell you what!!!! Some, if not most women get cheated on and don’t get SHAT and will still take their man back, sooooo MORE POWER TO ALICIA!
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THANK YOU. don’t get nothing but some community d*ck that everyone else gets to enjoy too!
#Pause
That car looks like an upgraded Mazda Miata though… :confused:
I’ll pass- just pay off the Nissan, please.
Swizz dumb as hail if he bought this. Alicia ain’t buy him chit when he find out about her side woman.
A woman will accept ANYTHING from a nigga if she truly love that nigga so why do all this other chit?
@Brown
NOOOOO!! She pays his taxes and he passes down to her the car that was gifted to him for promotion.
DUH!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
A woman will accept ANYTHING from a nigga if she truly love that nigga so why do all this other chit?
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DAMNIT MAN! I hate when you’re right. Which is why average niggas don’t do chit like this or ANYTHING else!
LUSCIOUS says:
so she pays his taxes and he buys her a car
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that she’s still going to have to pay tax, title and license fees on.
i’ve seen plenty of women get a less than a coke and a smile from their cheating negroes and they stay and be skinning and grinning. who cares what these married folks are doing?
Cocoabana says:
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
Well I’ll tell you what!!!! Some, if not most women get cheated on and don’t get SHAT and will still take their man back, sooooo MORE POWER TO ALICIA!
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THANK YOU. don’t get nothing but some community d*ck that everyone else gets to enjoy too!
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RIGHT! and in the infamous words of Auntie Sandra – it’s in a man’s nature to cheat, so why leave a cheater who is willing to shop & spend on yo’ azz when he “slips up” to go to a new man, who ‘gone cheat anyway and may not be as generous w/his funds! That sounds like 1+1=’s 2 to me!
#IJS –
@SANDRA ROSE
Zeralyn wrote on her blog: “Maybe it’s just me, but twice people have cheated on me and bought me a vehicle. So, im going to have to go with he admitted to her something.”
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So, you’ve bought some cars in your day Sandra?
#olcheatinazz
@COCABANNA
“A woman will accept ANYTHING from a nigga if she truly love that nigga so why do all this other chit?
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DAMNIT MAN! I hate when you’re right. Which is why average niggas don’t do chit like this or ANYTHING else!”
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Yup.
My favorite birthday gift to women is a “I’m-sorry-I-forgot-your-birthday-dyck-down-session.”
Well I guess he’s guilty huh, cause everytime My X would get caught in his adultry mess, A new car was in the garage about a week later. along with a few stacks on the nightstand, someone said you cant buy love. well that depends cause a sista like me was FORSALE, Talk about me all you want, I couldnt wait for that Ni@@a to mess up, Dam Shame huh
@ MAN – AND AGAIN – IHATECHOAZZ!
Well I’ll tell you what!!!! Some, if not most women get cheated on and don’t get SHAT and will still take their man back, sooooo MORE POWER TO ALICIA!
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:thinks: Ummm I don’t really care about him giving her a car cuz the way he rolling he could give her the gift that keeps on giving the IRONY is he is now being outted while being married to her! KARMA she know the song…
Smokie says: I definitely think he’s a cheating dog, but she could have easily bought this herself, so…does the gift really matter?
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this is my thought. i mean, this is much ado about nothing. she probably got more money than him. this is not the same as TI and tiny.
@ Creamy – I feel slighted than a muthafugga cuz back in the day, when I got cheated on, all a bish got was a Movado 800 Series! I dumped that nigga, but I kept that watch! Mmmmmm – added it to my collection of watches! NOW, if I could only get my handed on the diamond faced 800 Series!
*bout to have a foine bish bump into my wife & hopes so takes the bait! I can see that watch on my wrist NOW!*
Alicia is not a lesbian but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t like her time with girls.
Just because you have an emotional relationship and part time sexual with a female does not make you a lesbian. It is all about your FIRST preference.
#sheisallaboutagoodtime
MAN
did you have to also apologize for your dyck bein so small
Choco aka Hippie says:
Well I’ll tell you what!!!! Some, if not most women get cheated on and don’t get SHAT and will still take their man back, sooooo MORE POWER TO ALICIA!
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:thinks: Ummm I don’t really care about him giving her a car cuz the way he rolling he could give her the gift that keeps on giving the IRONY is he is now being outted while being married to her! KARMA she know the song…
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Hey Choco (my bliss) – While you and I both know this, obviously Alicia and countless of other dumb ass bishes don’t. Don’t get me wrong, I’m waiting on ‘ol ‘Leesha’s karma, but unfortunately, that dumb slore will NEVER leave Swizz Beaks! He’s gonna have to leave her!!!!
@MAN
If my brother is any indication, you’re right. Cause his *ahem* main btch been putting up with his sht for about sixteen years.
anybody think it’s weird that SR finally kinda admits that there is nothing confirmed about akeys being a lesbian after her numerous unconfirmed reports of EVERYBODY else being gay? SR, you know alicia don’t really care THAT much about swizz cheating.
@ Lips
@ Hony – ARE YOU MAKING AN ADMISSION??
*feltmyselfdiejustalittleinside
so why leave a cheater who is willing to shop & spend on yo’ azz
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Please read disclaimer below – I really don’t think he bought this car…
Last month the brand announced that they named Swizzy Vice President of Creative Design and Global Marketing.
Here’s their rationale:
1. Like Group Lotus , he means business: He’s a risk taker with considerable credentials including music producer, rapper, designer AND painter.
2. Like our cars, he’s multi award winning: This year he shared a Grammy Award with Jay-Z.
3. Like Group Lotus he keeps good company: This man regularly works with the likes of Bono, Kanye West, Beyoncé and Alicia Keys.
@CREAMY CHIC
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“Well I guess he’s guilty huh, cause everytime My X would get caught in his adultry mess, A new car was in the garage about a week later. along with a few stacks on the nightstand, someone said you cant buy love. well that depends cause a sista like me was FORSALE, Talk about me all you want, I couldnt wait for that Ni@@a to mess up, Dam Shame huh
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Must suck to have buy cars and chit get a lil extra puzzy. That’s like several hundred dollars for each thrust. Expensive.
I guess i’ve flucked with the wrong men
If the next man I date cheats on me, i’ll just hand over my list of chit I want
I thought AKeys was lesbun 2, but maybe she not & just curious
@Tatted
If Key’s career means anything to her and her image she will leave him if he keeps coming up and out dirty
@HONY COATED
“Just because you have an emotional relationship and part time sexual with a female does not make you a lesbian. It is all about your FIRST preference. ”
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That’s the thing, her FIRST/SECOND/ONLY preference is for a female. I mean, even some “lesbians” suck a few dycks now and again.
@ Choco – that statement was made in general! Not just about Swiss Beakes & Alicia Sleeze!
hey if she likes it….
Riddle me this??? Why are we always quick to believe a “groupies” story? Clearly an opportunist…..but we take what they say as the newest edition to the Bible…..WHY?
@MAN
Not that expensive if you’re a two-pump type of dude. And you get a “half-price” discount.
@ CreamyChic
Sounds like my divorce. Although I didn’t pray for it to end, I was glad for my freedom and not have a watchdog over me.
#Gladitwashimandnotme
#Stillpayingforhismistake
Puhleeze cheating gifts don’t take the pain away nor does cheating within itself – When I left his azz is when I felt 100% better!
@ Choco – I HATE A. SLEEZE ALREADY cuz she definitely stepped on someone’s toes for her own happiness! Her karma is enough for me to smile!
<——- me admitting I hate A. Sleeze!
@Tatted
I am greedy. I like both worlds
@BROWN
“did you have to also apologize for your dyck bein so small”
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Nope. In fact, they apologized for not giving the puzzy more often.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Creamy – I feel slighted than a muthafugga cuz back in the day, when I got cheated on, all a bish got was a Movado 800 Series! I dumped that nigga, but I kept that watch! Mmmmmm – added it to my collection of watches! NOW, if I could only get my handed on the diamond faced 800 Series!
*bout to have a foine bish bump into my wife & hopes so takes the bait! I can see that watch on my wrist NOW!*
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I feel ya Bew , My arse aint S!@#$, when my money was low, I started looking for Hoes so he can F up something, Damn shame Yea I know, Real Talk He F’d around a got a girl pregnant, Shiddddd callem me what you want, that half million dollar home was a nice way to make smile, He gone the extra chirrens gone, Lesson 1″ pimp game at it finest
Dam i’m gonna miss that ni@@a money
The fact that the chick had to pay for her trip was funny as hell to me. Swizz is LOADED, Alicia probably like “aw chit, he wouldn’t even buy her plane ticket…that’s my husband!”
I know but everyone is acting like he bought her the car – honestly I think the car is a loaner for promotion and publicity for the car and the LOTUS Dealership
Creamy
so are you still in the home
did he pay the home off
did you invest any of the money
MAN
it’s like that when you deal with pre teens
@HONY
“I am greedy. I like both worlds”
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That’s beautiful and natural for a woman to feel this way. Do you dibble dabble with both or do you kind of go through phases with each?
@Therapist
NO one is taking her word for it we are reading the exchanges of emails and seeing proof of them on video of them being together at least once!
@ Man
That is not true. I don’t compromise on what the frigg I want. I believe we all are born with the ability to be sexually attracted to each other. But over time during development, experiences and interaction it is molded and some more than other.
#TeamLesbian
#Neverwillgiveupdickeither
“aw chit, he wouldn’t even buy her plane ticket…that’s my husband!”
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Im sure she was but Im still thoroughly amused at the pleasure Mashonda is getting out of this chit
@ Choco – well, @ least my movado is ACTUALLY mine & I don’t have the heartache of a cheating ass bish! :meanmugg: <—- Choco, we need an emoticon for that one!
Her cankles hitting the gas pedals on that little upgraded Toyota Scion is an accident waiting to happen.
Don’t buy me a car – Give me stock/shares or something similar
@ Man
It is there for me to have and I have it when I feel for it.
@Tatted
I got a lot of things outta of my cheating azz ex hubby mink coat trip to PR – money thrown my way – it was all kool but a part of me was like you still gotta leave this nicca!
@HONY
“That is not true. I don’t compromise on what the frigg I want. I believe we all are born with the ability to be sexually attracted to each other. But over time during development, experiences and interaction it is molded and some more than other.
#TeamLesbian
#Neverwillgiveupdickeither
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Huh? What isn’t true? I was asking do you basically stick to one gender as you date or do you go back and forth?
Anyway, I would address this part:
“I believe we all are born with the ability to be sexually attracted to each other.”<<<If you gon do somethin for me how bout you pay off everything on my credit report, get me an RRSP, somethin
Alicia should have another negro in her back pocket…her back up plan, her option B someone she trusts that wont go to the press. Love makes you do crazy things trust me I know but know who you are married to and take it from there. She knows he is a cheater I just hope she has a back up plan if this dont work out.
Her cankles hitting the gas pedals on that little upgraded Toyota Scion is an accident waiting to happen.
Don’t buy me a car – Give me stock/shares or something simil
at accident waiting to happen and yes – stock is gain in most instances but a car depreciates regardless
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@ Choco
And that is true. Its nice and lovely if you don’t have a bigger plan for yourself, But if you do then it won’t make you happy
@ Creamy – that’s crazy! – But like you said, all the headache/heartache is gone! My and my baby been together so long, hell, I would hope she doesn’t cheat on a bish! BUT I put nothing pass anyone!
– Matter of fact, I’m getting a new band to my ring tomorrow! She said she doesn’t like how the one I have looks w/my ring (after I finally did some convincing via booty) & now i’m wondering!!!! :thinks:
#JUSTKIDDING!
@ Hony – okay. I just broke off the dead in me and it started to re-grow!
@ Choco – I understand. I agree. I got major trips & gifts from my ex, but at the time, when I was young, dumb & built like a chit brick house, I thought it was because this nigga was a true kake! Which he was, but it came w/a price!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO CARES!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CREAMY CHIC
“Well I guess he’s guilty huh, cause everytime My X would get caught in his adultry mess, A new car was in the garage about a week later. along with a few stacks on the nightstand, someone said you cant buy love. well that depends cause a sista like me was FORSALE, Talk about me all you want, I couldnt wait for that Ni@@a to mess up, Dam Shame huh ”
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Must suck to have buy cars and chit get a lil extra puzzy. That’s like several hundred dollars for each thrust. Expensive.
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He never had to buy it it came with the marriage but he started Cheatin, it started costing, this his dumb behind, a sista was good I tell ya
Tatted
You are giving me the look my mum gives me when she asking too many questions and I tell her If she forgot how old I am.
@CREAMY CHIC
“He never had to buy it it came with the marriage but he started Cheatin, it started costing, this his dumb behind, a sista was good I tell ya ”
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Oh yeah, i feel ya. I’m just sayin tho, once you start spending it’s a wrap. If woman really love a nigga you won’t EVA have to pay for anything.
The second you start breaking bread you already know it’s over and the cost just keeps going up after that…
@ Hony – and I’mma keep it up too because I think you’re wrong’n me on the side!
I just put this pic up because I basically wanted to show makeup wearers that it is possible to rock Red Eyeshadow!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Oh yeah, i feel ya. I’m just sayin tho, once you start spending it’s a wrap. If woman really love a nigga you won’t EVA have to pay for anything.
The second you start breaking bread you already know it’s over and the cost just keeps going up after that…
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Then i never love anyone because I have NEVER been w/anyone that hasn’t broke bread! The twist to that is, I breaks bread too if I’m with you! My wife has NO concerns! But neither do I!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Puhleeze cheating gifts don’t take the pain away nor does cheating within itself – When I left his azz is when I felt 100% better!
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I might have felt like that years ago, but in this resession, I got no emotions anymore, everybody out for themselves these days, sad, but that is the way i had to look at it if not i will be stressed, out sick and all that, not for me, I love my health Ni@@@ aint worth all that maybe when The right person comes along, i may considered, locking it down, but it is what it is, but I feel you tho
@ Tatted
I am wet so that spanking will hurt.
@ Man
:Yes:
But I have never had a guy that I never allowed to show me how sorry he is. I guess I never really love anybody then
@TATTED
“Then i never love anyone because I have NEVER been w/anyone that hasn’t broke bread! The twist to that is, I breaks bread too if I’m with you! My wife has NO concerns! But neither do I!”
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Yeah, but yall “consolidating” chit and stuff. I’m talkin bout spending for the sake of someone’s emotions (i.e. after messing up/to get a date/etc.).
If a chick love or like you, she ain’t goin nowhere and ain’t requiring that you do all this chit for ’em.
@ Tatted
Damn you took it from my mind
@ Man
I REQUIRE everyone to.
#Iamanarcissist
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@CREAMY CHIC
“He never had to buy it it came with the marriage but he started Cheatin, it started costing, this his dumb behind, a sista was good I tell ya ”
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Oh yeah, i feel ya. I’m just sayin tho, once you start spending it’s a wrap. If woman really love a nigga you won’t EVA have to pay for anything.
The second you start breaking bread you already know it’s over and the cost just keeps going up after that…
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the sad part about it was i gave him chance, and he still acted a fool, so what a girl to do, I gave my word to be with him for better or worse, richer or poorer, i honered that to the fullest, it was a life lesson but we had a lot of strong years in there they was’nt all bad,
I like the car.
I remember the last time my daughters’ father cheated on me I received a trip for me and a friend to Miami first class and some shopping money. His BFF was already trying to holler at me so I took my homegirl with me to Miami, called his BFF who lived there, kicked it with him in the 5 star hotel paid for by the baby daddy and thoroughly enjoyed myself. His BFF told me everything!! After returning to ATL with the spending money baby daddy gave me…I found an apartment for my daughters & I to move. I was tired of the routiine. He cheats, I get expensive gift, shopping spree or a nice trip. I took a little somethiing for the road (some cash from his stash) and paid my rent up for six months in new place. Three years later I met my hubby & got married. We’ve been married 12 years. I haven’t had to deal with other women. Not saying that I won’t but its about respect. Don’t bring that sh*t to my homefront. If you do something be smart about it but we all know most men are not that bright. They always slip up.
Alicia will get tired one day….or maybe not.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TATTED
“Then i never love anyone because I have NEVER been w/anyone that hasn’t broke bread! The twist to that is, I breaks bread too if I’m with you! My wife has NO concerns! But neither do I!”
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Yeah, but yall “consolidating” chit and stuff. I’m talkin bout spending for the sake of someone’s emotions (i.e. after messing up/to get a date/etc.).
If a chick love or like you, she ain’t goin nowhere and ain’t requiring that you do all this chit for ‘em
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I get what you’re saying Man, but I’m not telling one cot dayum person I love them unless it’s about consolidation…PERIOD! Fugging’ someone else is not MESSING UP! Let’s be clear on that! That’s doing some chit you had not business doing! LOL
@Creamy
It’s all about one’s tolerance level I tolerated his chit for 10 years after that I didn’t – ya know
Karma is what Karma does…He cheated on his wife with Alicia, so best believe he is cheating on her with someone else. He buying baby I’m sorry for cheating on you gifts.
hi yall…
I’m on of the Lurkers, and usually don’t want to input too much,
but this Swizz ish I already knew,….he met me and my girls out around new years of LAST year and got one of my home girls number and they were DM on Twitter for MONTHS, he offered to fly her out to see him too, she declined but we all got a kick out of seeing his messeges to her on and rofl @ Alicia cuz I’ve never really been a fan, and her stealing him Mashonda just gave me an actual reason! anywaz, that was around the time she was having or about to have Egypt so he’s been a DOG. she knew what she was gettin into, they were just married and he had a newborn (on the way I think) that’s just triflin…
The lil whip is cute.. Keys aint going nota dayum where. I dont thank she really give a fluk bout his sideline hoes
License plate will read:
I’s sawwwy
Choco aka Hippie says:
Lotus also singed Swizz as a Creative Director so this vehicle is promo for Lotus and they get the perk of driving one!
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Wow. Swizz gifted Alicia with a car that he got for free from his sponsor? And look at her proudly posing with the car knowing he got it for nothing.