Yesterday we told you about Beyonce attending a children’s birthday party with her hubby Jay Z in Brooklyn. According to the NY Times gossip column Page Six, Beyonce’s fiercely loyal bodyguard, Julius, shooed away one mom who tried to take a photo of her. Well, one of the party goers was able to sneak a pic of the singer off guard.
Here’s a question for you moms: do 5 month pregnant women normally sit with their backs hunched over like that? Is her poor posture safe for her fetus (if there is one)? So many questions…
Image spotted on RWS
When I was pregnant. There was NO way I could SIT like that! Bey……………..
*goes back to BBQ wives post*
Morning FeFe
Oh Lord, we know poor Bey can’t act.
Even though all pregnancies are different, I have two children and never sat like that while pregnant.
Good morning.. It’s possible Sandra. If she lying I think she would stay in the house because of all the speculation. Now she really going to wear a bullet proof baby bump…lol. She will definately be doing the Vanity Fair pregnant pose soon enough to silence the haters. And by the way, has anyone seen Mariah’s pretty babies, gorgeous.
Sandra, you need a new tag called “Slow News Week”. We have been reading about Bey’s uterus for the past week
I had too much tummy at 5 months, I had to lean back when I sat. Once again, I’m sick of this heifer and her burrito baby.
You can sit however the hell you want when YOU ARE the one caring the baby. Whether she is uncomfortable or not is on her. I mean what the hell is next. To critique every damn thing about this girl is redic. We seen the girl with a fukkin bikini on showing she is indeed pregnant and people are still questioning it.
Sandra, you need a new tag called “Slow News Week”. We have been reading about Bey’s uterus for the past week
Okay at first I was like Sandra is a mess! But now I’m really starting to be like hmmmmm. When you are pregnant there are certain things and certain ways you do and act naturally. Come on. I know I was small with my daughter at 5 months but I still would have NEVER sat like that!
I don’t think Sandra’s blog can handle another Bey post this week…
My opinion from someone who has never had children, but who has observed pregnant women is that they DO NOT sit like that…
:stop: I give up trying to convince myself that BEY is pregnant. I knew she wasn’t from the bikini pictures, but everyday she’s more and more suspect. It’s okay that you can’t have children. Don’t be ashamed. There are plenty of women that would love to have Bey speak about the heartache that a situation like that can cause. Just stop faking it and be and advocate.
I’m sick of this heifer and her burrito baby
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beyonce stans arriving in 4….3….2…..1
must be nice…I couldn’t sit like that at 3 months let alone 5…Beyonce’s azz is crazy.
I had four kids and there is no way you can sit like that and be 5 months pregnant!!!
Mother Jefferson says:
Sandra, you need a new tag called “Slow News Week”. We have been reading about Bey’s uterus for the past week
We’ve been hearing about it for weeks. Every since she revealed it at the awards. At this point, does it really matter?
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I’m 4.5 months pregnant and have two other kids, I sit any way that makes me comfy.
NOT TODAY PLZZZZ
Morning Folks
I’ve never been pregnant so I can’t speak on what or how a woman is supposed to be when she is but I will say I’m so over these Bouncy posts…let her uterus be (with or without child)
You can be cute in flats Bey!
She loves her some heels.
omg…I’ve never been preg either but I have never seen any one who was far enough along to know the sex of their baby be able to sit anything like that….wow this is HILARIOUS.
@Lovezoe:
Exactly. I have three and please believe each child is different. I sat, slept and moved around anyway that was comfortable for me.
Most women’s natural instinct would be to avoid leaning forward. For me it was very uncomfortable just to sit straight up let alone forward. But we’re talking about bubble head Bey who shows with each passing day why she will never win an oscar
Who knew Sandra Rose was a regular Nancy Drew,… Lol Sandra Mae, I am glad those crazy Bey stans don’t faze you, because you can expect them to be coming for your neck at any moment now….
To bad she didn’t wear her fake baby bump, would have served as a reminder to keep the act going.
*pinches Cfrees cheeks* (both sets) hey bew!
bellygate continues
she is really hunched over. i have NEVER seen a pregnant woman with a FETIS inside her belly (a real HUMAN one) get comfy by sitting like THAT…nope, not happening…hell no
:stop:
Sandra it depends on the woman. EVERY woman carries differently. When I was preg, I could sit like that. I was very small all belly. the fetus is not the size of her belly, its her uterus that is pushing her belly out, the baby is prob only half of what the size of her belly looks like. She was very fit before she got preg so she will carry her baby well.
Fetus* excuse me =) #31
@chocolate I STILL sleep ony tummy. I do what is comfortable.
His_Mommy623 says:
must be nice…I couldn’t sit like that at 3 months let alone 5…Beyonce’s azz is crazy.
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FeFe the Leggy Lynx says:
@Ty
I don’t think Sandra’s blog can handle another Bey post this week…
My opinion from someone who has never had children, but who has observed pregnant women is that they DO NOT sit like that…
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FeFe that shyt would hurt like hell. Its too much pressure especially at 5mths or whatever she was that day. I can’t wait for this story to crack its hilarious. They keep bringing up the bikini pic. like thats conclusive. Right after the bikini pic she looked 8mths the next day. Then Tina waved her wand in Britain and it disappeared completely
:hugs: @CFREE
How come you can’t sit like that her legs open, its not like she smashing the baby. I could sit how I wanted until my stomach started getting really big. Let her be
Here’s a question for you moms: do 5 month pregnant women normally sit with their backs hunched over like that?
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Yes, wen I was five months pregnant I got stuck in the bath tub… I hhad to stay in there until someone came for me. I say sit to the front of the bus Rosa Parks… ahem I mean Beyonce…
How do you compare how you looked at 5 months to her belly and how you sat down? Come on now, this is starting to become pathetic. smfh
Hell I see big-belly bishes who ARENT preg sit like that so what makes you think it would be any diff for a preg woman
Did she ever say how far along she is tho? (serious question)
I’m so sick of this. She is sitting comfortably to me. I have had two pregnancies and sat like that. how do we know this wasn’t a brief moment? It is a picture not a video. I also slept flat on my stomach up to 7 months with my daughter-first pregnancies sometimes run small–and up to 6 months with my son. I was huge with him
@Xamayca says:
Hell I see big-belly bishes who aren’t preg sit like that so what makes you think it would be any diff for a preg woman
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*sigh* a gut full of fat is not the same as a gut full of baby..
NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WAY SHE IS SITTING!:rolleyes: I HAVE A OFFICE JOB AND I’M SITTING LIKE THAT RIGHT NOW! IS IT THE MOST COMFORTABLE?? NO BUT TO EACH ITS OWN. BTW I’M 6 1/2 MONTHS
Back to the BBW post.
This is soooo funny to me(& I consider myself a fan of some of her songs) that people are getting all worked up…
Mamacita says:
Did she ever say how far along she is tho? (serious question)
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I doubt it Mama but if she is due in Feb. most of us can fill in the blanks
His_Mommy623 says:
*sigh* a gut full of fat is not the same as a gut full of baby..
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That’s what I always thought
…a baby in your belly would be tight and hard as opposed to soft and jiggly cellulite…
Sandra you got me
laughing. Sandra can you expose this fraud in a wicked witch from Oz voice I’m going to get you my pretty and your fake baby too
@FEFE how u doin suga
almost five…I sit facing forward as she is….am I wrong for that or “hurting my fetus” and based off the probing I receive at each prenatal Dr. Appt I’m sure there is one…am I also wrong for sometimes sitting indian style or crossing my legs? Lmao…this is the silliest thing going on right now..and I especially love how someone who has never had a child or carried a child has sooooo much to say.
Btw my stomach looks smaller/flatter in the morning, but as I go through the day, eat, etc it starts looking much larger, guess that means I wear an inflatable prosthetic too…Bwahahahahaha
<—— orange juice
Ho’boygah! :2dance:
I was more comfortable sitting foward like that at times depending on where my baby was positioned. Sandra acts like she has her chest to her knees. Did anyone see that the Australian show released all this footage to show her at different angles?
*sigh* a gut full of fat is not the same as a gut full of baby..<-THIS
With my first, slept ony tummy for almost 8 months, with my second around 6 months, this one I am not sure. My baby is safe, I’m comfortable we all good. What do you think about wen who drink occasionally on the second and third trimester?
*correction to my post
I am four months almost five*
@Ty But did she ever say she was due in Feb. or did people just assume that?
I don’t remember anything where she made that announcement
mrsloveleigh says:
I’m so sick of this. She is sitting comfortably to me. I have had two pregnancies and sat like that. how do we know this wasn’t a brief moment? It is a picture not a video. I also slept flat on my stomach up to 7 months with my daughter-first pregnancies sometimes run small–and up to 6 months with my son. I was huge with him
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That sounds uncomfortable at 7mths Love. Were u floating in the air? Laying flat on your stomach at 7mths, I cant see anything touching the bed but your stomach
#justcurious
@mrsloveleigh:
Yeah I saw it but I’m sure well never see it on this blog because that would take all the fun away of Baby Bump Watch 2011.
*sets up nude hopscotch* @you know who you are
Ho’burghhh can you stitch me something right quick?
His_Mommy623 says:
*sigh* a gut full of fat is not the same as a gut full of baby..
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Technicially 5 months isn’t a belly full of baby… Rick Ross can;t sit like that nor can Precious… Rick Ross sat like that and well Yo Gotti was preforming 5 star chick for 5 hours at the Everest homecoming.
@Dawn, i had a belly full of baby at 5 months..my son was a bigguns
@Ty
Is the crazy person present? Is the crazy person present? Is the crazy person present? Is the crazy person present? Is the crazy person present? Is the crazy person present?
twin :2dance: <—— theme song to Fame
I HAVE A CO-WORKER WHO IS ABOUT 6 MONTHS AND SHE SIT GAP OPEN IDK IF SHE CAN BEND THAT LOW BUT HEY EVERY BABY AND BODY IS DIFERENT…
I’m with sweetheart85…I don’t think anyone who has not carried a child should comment on how she is sitting because you don’t know what it takes to get comfortable when you are pregnant. Wait til you are pregnant and your pelvis starts to seperate and your back aches or your baby is sitting under your ribs. Every pregnancy is not the same. Just because someone you know went through certain things while pregnant all women don’t have the same experience
@Zoe
I was told ONLY to sleep on my left side! Something about the veins or pressure on your right side
Mamacita says:
@Ty But did she ever say she was due in Feb. or did people just assume that?
I don’t remember anything where she made that announcement
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I never heard her because I cant listen to her speak but a quick Google search works wonders.
http://www.cbs8.com/story/15667676/beyonce-says-shes-due-in-february
Beyoncé Knowles announced on Australia’s Sunday Night show that she’s due to give birth in February. (Grammy night perhaps? After all, she revealed her pregnancy on another awards show, MTV’s Video Music Awards, in August.)
Yes Sandra… 5 months pregnant woman can sit forward like that. Shockingly they can do all the things non pregnant women can do. I literally was still rolling onto my stomach at night at 5 months. I’d wake up in a sh!tload of pain the next morning but because that’s my natural way of sleeping (face down ass up) every night I went to sleep on my left side and woke up in pain on my stomach up until the point where it was physically impossible for me to roll over that way. You’d be surprised at all the things pregnant women can do and the variety in which they can do them.
SMH! I’ve tried to hold on to the fact that maybe she is pregnant, but possibly not as far as she’s said. I just had a baby and at 5mths I couldn’t sit like that or rock 6inch heels anymore.
@HIS WHAT ABOUT NOW?? I CHANGE THE GRAVI
HOLD UP I SEE A WHITE SCREEN FOR MY GRAVI 
Third post I entered and you effa’s left and I said hello!
Now what is funny to me is that when her belly folded people still thought she was preggers – I didn’t need that much proof becuz I have always suspected her lying Im just finding all this hilarious cuz Bey looks so clueless in that pic and dumb with that hat on
*sits in the never had a child section*
candibfly says:
twin <—— theme song to Fame
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<—- theme song from Booty Talk 01
AINT THERE PEOPLE WHO DO YOGA AND CHIT AND BEND FURTHER THAN THIS
@CHOCO
I wasnt sitting the way she was sitting at five months the pressure of the baby alone is going to hurt your back – at three months I could feel the pressure of my babies and I would act accordingly and sitting like that isn’t natural imo naturally I held my back when sitting not my stomach
Twin
<– with leotard & leg warmers on 
#kwall-theygonethinkitsyou
*whispers* ion see'er though…
@ppl adamant that she is NOT pregnant, if she gives birth to a baby, what will be your responses?
that fuggin Choc
I see u Jackson
*sits in the never had a child section*
Yall still crazy says:
@Zoe
I was told ONLY to sleep on my left side! Something about the veins or pressure on your right side
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My doc told me to sleep on my left side because any other position would slow the blood flow to the placenta.
Ty says: That sounds uncomfortable at 7mths Love. Were u floating in the air? Laying flat on your stomach at 7mths, I cant see anything touching the bed but your stomach
#justcurious
Ty i carried very small with my daughter. It was very comfortable. went to prom in a tight form fitting dress @6 months and no one knew i was pregnant. Litterly the next day i wore a short jumpsuit and everyone could tell. I popped out overnight
I just replaced my birth control too!
and
with Mrs.Loveleigh and whoever else (hopefully that doesn’t sound rude).. don’t comment on pregnancy if you’ve never been pregnant just like people who haven’t had or raised children shouldn’t comment on parenting imo
I can’t do this again today…
*lurking*
<—doesn't really care if she is or isn't..im making my day go faster and having fun with these posts that SR keep putting up
they’ll probably say she didn’t really give birth (surrogate, adoption, stole it, etc)
if she gives birth to a baby, what will be your responses?
that just made me laugh
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^^^ I would hope it’s a baby and not an alien
@Outsidethebox:
I’m sure Sandra will contact the First 48 and say that Beyonce killed the surrogate mother, kidnapped the baby and is now posing her/him off as her own.
Nobody puts Baby (twin) in the corner! (patrick swayze voice)
Did you say hi to me choco? Huh?
mrsloveleigh says:
I’m with sweetheart85…I don’t think anyone who has not carried a child should comment on how she is sitting because you don’t know what it takes to get comfortable when you are pregnant.
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I carried two childrens… I gained 32 pounds with my 1st (delivered at 25 weeks) and 50 or so pounds with my second (37.3 weeks) I say if Beyonce can walk a tight rope in plastic jelly shoes from payless… more power to her. I was only able to walk to the fridge in my donald duck house shoes to get crushed ice and rest for 5 minutes before draggig myself back to my bed. Get em Beyonce… until you can’t get em no more.
I didn’t sit like that @ 5 months, but I know it’s possible to not only bend but also do crunches at that stage. I shaved my own legs until the 3rd trimester. I carried big babies as well, so I would imagine that women who carry smaller bellies can do even more until a later stage. Plus, I had a manager at my last job that would bend over to open cash vaults until she was 7-8 months. Not defending Beyonce, jut answering the question in the post.
i really feel like ppl comment all the time on shyt they have never experienced, know absolutely nothing about…so if someone who hasn’t had a baby wants to comment on baby talk then they can and will
<—doesn't really care if she is or isn't..im making my day go faster and having fun with these posts that SR keep putting up
I thought I was the only one excited to see another Bey post 
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*drags Fe back in* its all in fun right?
oh we waiting to have more kids? @Jackson
*joins candi in the never had a child section* _/ till the next post…
My body is extending right now, so my runs are killing me!! I’m tired a lot, but other than thst I’m just same ole me. I sit on the floor with the kids, get IN the tub to clean it out. Pregnant women are not invalids.
@choco thanks u looking at an old gravi
his just gave my gravi this look 
looong boobs
I can understand people saying she was being comfortable with today’s belly *even though it does look like she was in deep convo and wasn’t on her P’s and Q’s* but last week’s belly she would not have been able to sit like that.
Oh, and I wore heels to my baby shower.
I popped out overnight
*joins Candi in the never had a child section*
@Choc, oh i wasn’t excited
but hey, its something to do 
His & Choco this is soooo funny & I could care less if she or shananae down the street is preggers
Nobody puts Baby (twin) in the corner! (patrick swayze voice)
Did you say hi to me choco? Huh?
@ Baby in corner yes I said Happy Hump Day to SR FAM in the TIP post I think
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Choco aka Hippie Says:
“Now what is funny to me is when her belly folded people still thought she was preggers”
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Now far as that goes idk…no explanation for me either way, but I will say I don’t agree w ppl who have never carried a child to be so gungho about her supposedly faking her pregnancy. Idk for sure if she is or isn’t…but this whole post abt how she is sitting is amusing. I sit any which way I can in order to be comfortable since my baby is either always sitting on my right side, punching my kidneys or playing with my ribs. Jussayin..lol, BTW come on March 23rd…I need my body back asap.
Im for everybody commenting too. I dont do censoring
unless its bout Bey.
J/K
as long as it ain’t me that’s pregnant i could care less
its hard enough raising snoopy
@Yall and HIS
Cuz it’s gonna be some hot collars in chere 
I did a evil lil laugh inside my head
@His
Yeah it’s SUPPOSED to be all in fun, but some folks sure know how to take the FUN out of stuff…I think Bey is pregnant, but the tone of Sandra’s post is questioning the way she’s sitting, so I’m noticing that it may be slightly odd, but since I’ve never had children I should not post???
@Laker, oh there u are lol
Ya’ll act like she’s doing a full stomach crunch! I
to the fact that a woman can bend her abdomen during her pregnancy. It’s just a matter of it is comfortable to do it. As far as what is going on in Ms. Carter’s womb…NOYDB! Good day
Jazi,that sounds about right
With my first pregnancy, I could sit anyway I wanted too. Laying down was a different issue though. I must say though that I only gained five lbs with my first pregnancy and Bey seems pretty flexible so maybe that’s a factor too?
IONO but i’m sicka Bey’s Belly!
Not the lil person that may be leaving in there but, i’m sick of hearing about lil Jayonce’s casing/housing/dwellings.
i really feel like ppl comment all the time on shyt they have never experienced, know absolutely nothing about…so if someone who hasn’t had a baby wants to comment on baby talk then they can and will
#joins Candi and Mamacita in the never had a child section
@Sweetheart
Girl the way she is sitting in that pic just looks painful as heyul is she was 5 months I mean my shoulders and back would be hurting the folding belly was a faux peau on her behalf
@OTB REALLY WHEN?? I BE SCARED SHYTLESS IF I SEE A FUKN TIGER OUTSIDE MY DOOR
@Fe, makes me no difference lol..who am i to stifle an opinion just becus yeen push no big head baby out? do ur thang suga!
u and Candi
OutsidetheBox says:
I popped out overnight
I hid my 1st pregnany for 24wks. I got in a fight with a hater bish at school and got suspended for 10days. I came back to school and everybody OMGeee youre pregnant …the next week the administration was “recommending” a school to my mom LOL
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I remember when they used to send the fast girls away…
Has anyone ever watched that show “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant”? I’m sure those women did their normal daily routines since they didn’t know they had a gut full of human. If that’s possible then it’s certainly possible that she can sit that way.
OTB
I read that this morning and I was like WTF…. I can only imagine strolling down the street and seeing a big azz lion.
I had a homegirl that dropped it like it was hot til she was almost 7 months. I think it depends on the woman.
@OTB
Yeah, they are looking into how crazy all of that is…I’m sure someone let those animals out on purpose and had it out for the farmer…
Where are we in Iran?
if i saw a grown azz lion or bear strolling down my street, bruh! *faints*
OutsidetheBox says:
What do yall think about the lions and bears escaping…in Ohio? for some reason I thought that was hilarious…but the man dead though. The farmer that owned them i believe
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They preparing for Friday’s rapture
@OTB
The way they were reporting some of it it was funny when they kept saying lions and tigers and bears but they had to kill a lot of them and I found it odd that one person could own so many wild animals it was sad seeing that dead lion
“I remember when they used to send the fast girls away…”
@DIMPZ WITH MY SON I GAINED 45 POUNDS
I WAS DIABETIC LOW IRON ALL THAT SHYT AND SICK THE WHOLE FUKN TIME IT WAS AWWFUL
JUST DIFERENT PREGNANCIES
BUT WITH MY DUAGHTER I GAINED 19 POUNDS AND COULD DO ANYTHING
Oh yes, its tryna warm up huh?
I only asked the earlier question cause I was interested not to draw lines in the sand… *whispers* I was really only hoping for responses from ppl ADAMANT that she isnt (mrsmommy anyone? Sandra rose?), not those of you who just crack jokes and chit *glares @His*
candibfly says:
if i saw a grown azz lion or bear strolling down my street, bruh! *faints*
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Girl I ran like hell from a possum who ran from behind my trash can…
Candi it’s just that pregnancy is one of those things you have to experience for yourself, partly cause every one is different and partly cause people look at pregnant women and think invalid when in most cases pregnant women are extremely sturdy, uncomfortable as shit, but not delicate either. I mean I’ve been pregnant 5 times, and only twice has it slowed me down or prevented me from doing what I wanted to do. I worked until the end twice, drove cross country, was fighting during one at 9 months (self defense not by choice), I carried babies, I carried boxes, I got on my hands and knees fixing stuff at work, I wore heels up until I got called a safety hazard at work once, I went bike riding, I carried toddlers and groceries, I pushed my car when it broke down once, I ran up stairs, I ran downstairs, etc… You’d be surprised at what a pregnant woman can do but people who’ve never been pregnant or were pregnant 50 years ago like to jump down your throats and say what you can’t or shouldn’t do. I was/am a big believer in if it makes you comfortable do it (as long as its safe) so I sat like this if I could sometimes because it kept the baby off my back, I also took hot baths til I couldn’t fit in the bathtub anymore because the heat made my back and legs feel better
“I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant”?
I think that is so crazy some of the women on that show sound slow az heyul so you saying Bey is gonna say that now 
I KID
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oh ok
OutsidetheBox says:
Oh yes, its tryna warm up huh?
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Yes, it is hotter than old milk on a babies stomach
Yall remember what happened when she was trying to sit like that the last time, dam baby disappeared.
Girl I ran like hell from a possum who ran from behind my trash can…
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Shudders I ran into one at my momz house I screamed and ran in the other direction those things are so demonically gross to me
…ok we get it…tha bish aint preggo…now can she continue to lie to her stans in peace?
dawn i would NOT leave the house! i scream when frogs jump in front of me. and a big grizzly nig. man listen!
Let me clarify my statement lol. I cosigned that peeps who have never been pregnant shouldn’t comment because people are saying you can’t sit like that pregnant or she hurting the baby. well if you’ve never been pregnant how would you know? It’s like telling someone skydiving is the most surreal experience in the world and someone saying so you’ve done it and you responding no I just heard. You can’t accurately speak on something you truly don’t know about.
Choco aka Hippie says:
“I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant”?
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I was in denial… I knew I had been on a raw food diet for like every night and sometimes in the morning but never occured to me I would get pinched… I didn’t know until I went from a size 00 to a 1… then I was 11 weeks.
I think maybe my opinion is biased because I already have a bad back (due to my enormously large
) so, I am already conscious of how to properly support my back and a baby on deck along with these 
would make me sit upright the ENTIRE pregnancy 
@OTB *snickers* u lubz me doe
Smonae80 says:
How come you can’t sit like that her legs open, its not like she smashing the baby. I could sit how I wanted until my stomach started getting really big. Let her be
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I was waiting for this.. when I was pregnant I sat over hunched all the time, because I was more comfortable that way.. I used to sit hunched over with my leg gapped open.
candibfly says:
dawn i would NOT leave the house! i scream when frogs jump in front of me. and a big grizzly nig. man listen!
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Them frogs are ruthless… and jesus be a fence around them random waterbugs girl I will stay up all night chasing a waterbug with windex
My son was an azzhole when I was pregnant. I could only sleep on my back. If I laid on either side, the lil jerk would kick the living chit outta me.
Lil brat would even sleep all day, and be up playing and chit at night when I was trying to sleep. And had the nerve to have me in labor for 53 1/2 hours. I’m gon spank the chit out his lil azz when I get home. 
#flashbacks
mrsloveleigh says:
Let me clarify my statement lol. I cosigned that peeps who have never been pregnant shouldn’t comment because people are saying you can’t sit like that pregnant or she hurting the baby. well if you’ve never been pregnant how would you know? It’s like telling someone skydiving is the most surreal experience in the world and someone saying so you’ve done it and you responding no I just heard. You can’t accurately speak on something you truly don’t know about.
Those green tree frogs once held me and my 3 girls hostage for 20 mins. My mama just happened by and cleared the walkway for us LOL
@Loveleigh, why is Pac so sudsy in ur default?
@CHOCO I HAAAAAAAAATE THEM TOO ONE HOLD ME HOSTAGE IN MY CAR FOR 35 MIN I WAS
AND TRYING TO TXT MY BROTHER AND MOM TO COMEOUTSIDE AND RESCUE ME!! THAT MO’FUKA WAS NOT SCARED AT ALL 
I am back
So Beyonce didn’t want no pictures at the party since she took a break from her prosthetic belly?
If she was running up in Manhattan with the paps she would be making sure y’all saw that belly…. Anyhow, I spent a little over a dollar and purchased “I miss you”…
for me just so I can have it in case I scratched the burnt cd I got.
FeFe the Leggy Lynx says:
I think maybe my opinion is biased because I already have a bad back (due to my enormously large ) so
<< I am new to America, my ENGLISH IS BAD i NEED A VISUAL
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DM me a pic of your
I’m gon spank the chit out his lil azz when I get home.
#flashbacks
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@Choco
Some of those women are crazy though. One woman was a fire fighter and went into labor trying to put out a damn fire! She had no clue she was pregnant. I was looking like 
da gell????
I didn’t know I was preggo once
but I was just in serious denial based off some bad information. Every other time I knew before I skipped a period, I just knew 
OTB.. now they’re saying the animals were released on purpose. How high do you have to be to sit back and just release some lions??
@Dawn
When I was preggers with my daughter I had morning sickness and thought I was catching a cold – 15 y o my mom fixing me chicken noodle soup as soon as I smelled it I vomited – I found out I was preggers I think I was 6 weeks already
I heard of this one chick who ate some lobster, thought she had food poisoning, turns out she was pregnant and didn’t know it. As much as I love my wine, I need to know if I am pregnant or not. As soon as I drop this load, I am getting a copper IUD soon as they allow me. My husband think he not gone ge snipped, but he lying to himself.
gell=hell
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OutsidetheBox says:
Okay so you know @Dawn. I was a bad influence…me and my all A’s (well ceptin’ that “C” in P.E. ) and my 3rd highest SAT score for our class that year.
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Most of the fast girls were smart… smart and full of baby. I hated wen my friends had to transfer to open campus
Ms. Everything says:
Candi it’s just that pregnancy is one of those things you have to experience for yourself, partly cause every one is different and partly cause people look at pregnant women and think invalid when in most cases pregnant women are extremely sturdy, uncomfortable as ****, but not delicate either. I mean I’ve been pregnant 5 times, and only twice has it slowed me down or prevented me from doing what I wanted to do. I worked until the end twice, drove cross country, was fighting during one at 9 months (self defense not by choice), I carried babies, I carried boxes, I got on my hands and knees fixing stuff at work, I wore heels up until I got called a safety hazard at work once, I went bike riding, I carried toddlers and groceries, I pushed my car when it broke down once, I ran up stairs, I ran downstairs, etc… You’d be surprised at what a pregnant woman can do but people who’ve never been pregnant or were pregnant 50 years ago like to jump down your throats and say what you can’t or shouldn’t do. I was/am a big believer in if it makes you comfortable do it (as long as its safe) so I sat like this if I could sometimes because it kept the baby off my back, I also took hot baths til I couldn’t fit in the bathtub anymore because the heat made my back and legs feel better
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Damn are we related? you did a lot of stuff I did when I was pregnant, I still went to the gym when I was pregnant, I did kickboxing (at the lower level) walked the treadmill, got on the bikes, and got on the eliptical.
@Dawn
HOW ABOUT THE TIME I WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH **AT 6 A.M** AND A FUKN ARMADILLO WAS IN THE TRASH
I SCRREEEEEEAMED AND RAN OFF SO FAST I RAN INSIDE THE HOUSE 
YELLING AND I BIT MY TONGUE IN THE PROCESS… RATS HAVE THE SAME EFFECT TO ME..
i’ve watched that show too. this lady thought she had to poop and ended up having a baby in the bathroom. her husband/bf came in like
da fvck is goin on in here
@Mama
my soul hurt a lil and then I got disturbed and changed the channel for some reason I find it mutant like 
Exactly I just remember this one show with the girl and the brother and they looked like West Virginia Hill Have Eyes to me
any bets on who the baby gonna look like, Bey side or the Carter Side, or the unknown side?
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Dawn
When I was preggers with my daughter I had morning sickness
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I had morning sickness… all day my entire pregnacy… I just wanted to die. I don’t see how folks pop babies like rocks.
Agreeg Ms Everything. People are worried she is smashing the baby and that is far from true. that baby is protected in it’s sac. My stomach never hurt except with contractions but my back!!!! Oh god. I would get on the floor, hang over the couch, sit indian style and stretch like i was doing yoga for relife. Oh yeah pregnant women do yoga also
@Creamy
That baby will come out white like Danielson
FeFe the Leggy Lynx says:
@Dawn
I just might do that lata on tonight!
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Grabs lube and waits…
wait like Juelz I mean
Speaking of bears, my Dad said one day he was driving through a rich YT neighborhood to get to a major highway, and saw a bear walking down the street. Of course he told errybody bout what he saw, and….
His friend asked, “Well, did you call the cops?”
Dad says, “No, I ain’t call no cops. Why should I? Just cuz a Black bear was walking in their neighborhood, I’m supposed to call the cops?”
*trots on over to bbq post*
I am still sick every now and then. I was good the first two months, then I was sick every.single.day. sometimes twice a day. I don’t let my current two see me get sick, so I have to hightail it to the bathroom. Morning sickness will bring the strongest one to your knees.
@DAWN
OMG all day girl I prayed to GOD with my son to not experience that and I didn’t I couldn’t handle it for the three months I had it I feel for you
@UNPRE
Morning sickness will bring the strongest one to your knees.
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I was never in Labor long with any of my 4 pregnancies. My longest was with my twins at 28 hours. And all my babies they told me I should get a C section because at first my body does nothing and just sits there and then BAM!I am dilated and they all come popping out naturally.
My lips are:lipssealed: I can’t talk anymore because I never had kids. But I’m going to say that I dont think she is pregg, they are having a baby from a surrogate that’s what I believe.
I had morning sickness… all day my entire pregnacy… I just wanted to die. I don’t see how folks pop babies like rocks.
I didnt get any at all. Not once. Sometimes I think if my carries werent so easy, i wouldnt have had so many …idk
Lady L
I doubt it, my problem is I just didn’t have anybody to do that stuff for me and as time went on and I kept getting pregnant I realized that all the old wives tales were really old wives tales and I didn’t have to take it extra easy just cause I was knocked up again lol
Choco- Iwas like Mr. Miyagi’s Danielson?!
Dad says, “No, I ain’t call no cops. Why should I? Just cuz a Black bear was walking in their neighborhood, I’m supposed to call the cops?”
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@Yall
My effn memory
I had the worst morning sickness in my first trimester.
Yall really got me over here ready to whoop my baby’s azz when I get home.
Cause they wouldnt’na did it for him!
*sigh*
Today I will try to read without commenting. Wish me luck.
Oh I want to see this chit
Good luck!
Mrs. Love people used to get mad at me for pushing down on my stomach but it was the only way I could push the babies outta my rib cage and that mess hurt like hell. That’s was the worst part of pregnancy for me, when I ran out of room and they started creeping up in my chest cavity
I didn’t have much morning sickness either. I only could tolerate seeing and smelling certain foods. And I was super hornier when I was pregnant. I had sex constantly with all my babies and all my waters broke right after sex.
Choco with my daughter I was virgin and had no idea i was pregnant. I went out New Years Eve drank a lil and everything. Woke up the next morning sick as a dog. My mom had cooked somthered pork chops and all that and I just couldn’t eat. I was 3 months by the time i finally figured it out SMDH
OutsidetheBox says:
@Mirs Daddy!
Cause they wouldnt’na did it for him!
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He had me in tears.
Tawkin bout, chit (mind you, he’s a Licensed Ordained Deacon), they call the cops when they see Black people riding through their towns. I saw that bear, and waved, cuz I knew he was either gon be dead or in jail, once one of them saw him. 
Looks at time uh yeah we need to get these works hours done quickly so YSO and all we must keep the dialogue alive and kicking unlike
@MRSLOVELEIGH
I know how it is I wasn’t a virgin but I really didn’t think I was gonna end up preggers – but I wouldn’t change a thing
YSoSerious says:
*sigh*
Today I will try to read without commenting. Wish me luck.
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I’ll wish you luck, but I’m sure I’ll see a comment from you. Especially if one out of a few certain someones decides to post.
I had “morning sickness” so bad my throat started to hurt. It burns your chest. I will tell you this time is better than last. I had a 6 month old, and any time I changed her pamper I threw up. Any smell made me sick. I am just sick period this time.
OTB people tell me if I’d ever delivered naturally I wouldn’t have had so many and I agree but I’m like you (I think we’re just about even on # of pregnancies/kids) my pregnancies even the ones with complications were for the most part pretty easy compared to what others have gone through
Choco aka Hippie says:
@DAWN
OMG all day girl I prayed to GOD with my son to not experience that and I didn’t I couldn’t handle it for the three months I had
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AND WEN i WASN’T THROWING MY LIFE AWAY IN THE TOILET OR THE CLOSET TRASH CAN i WAS HEAVING WHICH IS JUST AS BAD… UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I remember crying cause I got the wrong order from mCdONALDS. i CREID LIKE A BABY IN THE DRIVE THROUGH… they fixed me a filet o fish at 0900… fluck bacon eggs and cheese we wanted fish.
Fluck was I tawkin bout in Comment 207???? I think I’m still mad at my son. I meant, one out of a certain few.
Unpredictable says:
YSoSerious says:
*sigh*
Today I will try to read without commenting. Wish me luck.
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I’ll wish you luck, but I’m sure I’ll see a comment from you. Especially if one out of a few certain someones decides to post
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ion see the one I wish would lose internet and wifi… but I knowed she coming.
they fixed me a filet o fish at 0900… fluck bacon eggs and cheese we wanted fish.
THE FUKKKKK
OutsidetheBox says:
..I was like wait isnt her daddy a cop? or a preacher? or some upstanding citizen type?
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With my daughter i was only sick my 3-4 months and if i threw up one in the morning i was good. with my son i was sick beginning a few weeks in until my 5th month–ALL DAMN DAY LONG. I was watching Ace Ventura when he was regurgutating(?) his food to feed those baby birds and it made me so sick!! My hubby still laughs at that
Dawn Sheen says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
@DAWN
OMG all day girl I prayed to GOD with my son to not experience that and I didn’t I couldn’t handle it for the three months I had
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AND WEN i WASN’T THROWING MY LIFE AWAY IN THE TOILET OR THE CLOSET TRASH CAN i WAS HEAVING WHICH IS JUST AS BAD… UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I remember crying cause I got the wrong order from mCdONALDS. i CREID LIKE A BABY IN THE DRIVE THROUGH… they fixed me a filet o fish at 0900… fluck bacon eggs and cheese we wanted fish.
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Erryday after work, I would walk to the chicken spot around the corner for a rib dinner.
Choco says: @MRSLOVELEIGH
I know how it is I wasn’t a virgin but I really didn’t think I was gonna end up preggers – but I wouldn’t change a thing
Me either. I couldn’t imagine not having my beautiful girl
@Everything
Thats what they say all the time! I did bring forth one of my own power but only cause i was playing kickball and didnt make it in time to get the drip 
C-section are the worse…the after. Oy vey. No cough, no sneeze…and not to mention the “pooch”
OutsidetheBox says:
they fixed me a filet o fish at 0900… fluck bacon eggs and cheese we wanted fish.
THE FUKKKKK
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girl i was crying like them white folks wen that dude moves the bus on extreme home makeover
Don’t let any type of food commercial, especially McDonald’s, come up on the TV screen. I used to be able to smell the Double Cheeseburgers through the screen.
Erryday after work, I would walk to the chicken spot around the corner for a rib dinner.
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I ate a watermelon a day… it was like heaven…
Ms.Everything says: OTB people tell me if I’d ever delivered naturally I wouldn’t have had so many
I had my first natural my force-got the the hospital and she was ready to make that slide. But i felt like if i did it once i could do it twice. Kind of a mistake because i’m 4’11 and my son was almost 9lbs. he got stuck. the nurse jumped upon my bed and started pushing down on my stomach. the Dr finally grabbed a scaple and cut me up to my hemroid to get him out.
When I was pregnant, I was craving a Spicy Chicken sandwich from Wendy’s, I CRIED and CRIED! My now hubby said stop crying, he rushed to go get that for me. We still talk about that.
What do you ladies think of people who drink the occasional wine in later months. I am scared I am going to be that one whose child come out unique.
lovezoe I have always heard it was fine to have wine
This again…. ok ok .. back to work
Being angry and bitter is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die
Poor Bey she can’t win for losing… I wish her a healthy & happy pregnancy….
Ace Ventura
That 1st one was so damn funny. I recently had my kids watch it…they groaned at first and ended up LOVING it!
@lovezoe
since I’m in the never been knocked up club I cant speak on that but studies have shown occasional wine to be just fine
Honestly when I was pregnant I wasn’t really showing at five months
but everyone is different.
Me too GAGIRL. I just wish them a healthy baby
My bday is Saturday, I just don’t know. I am though getting me a sew-in 18” I am too geeked! I PRAY it turns out right!
@lovezoe i think its fine.
I know crack babies who have more sense then their mamas.. Alcohol poisoning is a whole ‘nother league but I think an ‘ccassional glass doesnt hurt and can keep us from fukking others up
What do you ladies think of people who drink the occasional wine in later months. I am scared I am going to be that one whose child come out unique.
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When I was in Germany the Dr’s told my friend to have a glass each night to relax her and it helped her go into labor
sew-in 18”
#jealous!!!!!
I want one! :/
I drank wine once or twiceto keep my nerves calm
“i’m 4’11 and my son was almost 9lbs. he got stuck. the nurse jumped upon my bed and started pushing down on my stomach. the Dr finally grabbed a scaple and cut me up to my hemroid to get him out.”
Adding to #233 she was past to when it helped her go into labor though
OTB see now C-sections don’t bother me… that’s all I know but just the thought of pushing a baby out makes me sick to my stomach. I remember going to lamaze class and watching the videos.. all the other women were like aww look at the miracle of life and I was
saying nobody wants to see that ish 
my last baby I was up and moving around the hospital room within hours of delivering. Them nurses were pissed at me lol
Dawn I cussed my husband out so bad once at my job cause I told him to bring me a crispy chicken sandwich with cheese and the negro showed up with just a 99 cent chicken sandwich… he was standing in my office with the dumb face ready to take off on me if it wasn’t so many clear people in the vicinity but I was hot
I did not play with my food while I was pregnant, I wanted what I wanted, how I ordered it and when I wanted it and damn if it anybody or thing got in my way
CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THE BABY IS BORN..
MY REQUIRED BEYONCE POST-THATISALL
I am doing a water birth this time. I hope I don’t punk out!
(sits in the “Never pushed out a baby and never plan to” corner and waits to see what else this Bey post draws out of the SR woodwork)
Lol @Mamacita. That was no joke. I just laid there and gave up. My husband said when the dr cut me blood shot in one of the nurses face. I got so many stitches. But i’m still glad i went natural
@LoveZoe I used to want a waterbirth (before I knew I couldn’t deliver) but then I started questioning what happened to all the gunk that comes out during labor and realized I wouldn’t be able to sit in a tub with bits of placenta floating around me (I have issues lol) but good luck. Women who have water births always seem so relaxed and happy on tv
@MRSLOVE
That was YOU?
(feels tubes tying themselves in knots at the very thought)
I did not play with my food while I was pregnant, I wanted what I wanted, how I ordered it and when I wanted it and damn if it anybody or thing got in my way
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THis was me and don’t ever wake me from napping oh I had two c sections
@mrslove that just made me not ever want to have babies…EVER
thanks! lol
NOPE SANDIE, you cannot sit like that when you are five months along. How can I put this? You already have the the pressure of the baby pushing down on all of your organs, such as your colon and bladder, which is why pregnant women have the habit of sitting or lying back.
It’s very burdensome to both the baby and the mother to sit like that—-it’s cuts your breath off and is very, very uncomfortable.
I remember always trying to do everything not to add to that extra load, which is why pregnant women are always standing upright with their hands on their hips for extra support—or trying to be in a somewhat reclining position. SHE’S BEEN BUSTED!
NOPE SANDIE, you cannot sit like that when you are five months along. How can I put this? You already have the the pressure of the baby pushing down on all of your organs, such as your colon and bladder, which is why pregnant women have the habit of sitting or lying back.
It’s very burdensome to both the baby and the mother to sit like that—-it’s cuts your breath off and is very, very uncomfortable.
I remember always trying to do everything not to add to that extra load, which is why pregnant women are always standing upright with their hands on their hips for extra support—or trying to be in a somewhat reclining position. SHE’S BEEN BUSTED!
Ms. Everything says:
I didn’t know I was preggo once but I was just in serious denial based off some bad information. Every other time I knew before I skipped a period, I just knew
OTB.. now they’re saying the animals were released on purpose. How high do you have to be to sit back and just release some lions??
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They are saying the guy committed suicide but released the animals prior. The question is why is it legal for this fool to have all these exotic animals? What county gave him the ok to have lions, bears, wolves, etc? Knowing he was in the vicinity of residential neighborhoods and schools. This fool even had a damn giraffe. They are releasing the camel back to the Carters
That is why I am doing it. My hubby is deployed, my friend (no kids) is my birth partner. I asked her was she ready to see all of that. Hubby and I were watching a water birth and he made me cut it off when they started pulling the baby out and showed gunk. He has seen me give birth twice, but anyone else he gets sick. I remember they put a mirror down there for me to see the head, I darn near threw up.
i’m back with chocolate (fat free, calorie free)
Heeeeeeeeeeeere’s Mommy… *Jack Nicholson voice*
My first pregnancy they asked if I wanted a mirror and I asked the nurse why in the hell would I want to seem some ish like that
thankfully it wasn’t needed anyway cause I never got to that stage
Choco I’ve had 4 and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m seriously terrified at this point of childbirth and would probably faint if I ever had to do it naturally (thank God I don’t think that’ll ever happen)
@ Lovezoe, Sorry to hear your hubby is deployed. Mine was deployed while I was preggo but luckily my son decided to wait to come until the day after he came home for R&R.
LOVEZOE:
You must have been drugged up. I had my children naturally, and there was no way in hell you could get me keep quiet long enough to concentrate on anything other than my own pain.
(steals some of CANDI’s chocolate cause once again I am being lightweight traumatized by pregnancy/labor stories)
yso i’m blocking them out
*flips thru adoption catalog*
#that
oh and by natural I don’t mean with no painkillers I mean pushing a baby out period… even if I could do regular childbirth you couldn’t pay me or convince me to do it without drugs. Another reason for my fear cause I know people who didn’t make it to the hospital on time or the baby came too fast and
couldn’t be me. I’m convinced I’d die on the table if I ever had to experience that… seriously
This fool even had a damn giraffe. They are releasing the camel back to the Carters
AUNT SANDIE:
Another thing I notice about Beyaki is that she hasn’t changed much at all. I was a very athletic person, and kept my baby weight down by cycling throughout my pregnancies; however THERE WERE CHANGES. And she has none of them.
Like somebody above commented: What’s the matter with adoption or surrogacy? There are much bigger stars (although King Beyaki would protest) out there who have gone public with their adoptions and/or surrogacies.
I’m seriously terrified at this point of childbirth and would probably faint if I ever had to do it naturally (thank God I don’t think that’ll ever happen)
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We are sooo here today becuz I felt my first contraction with my daughter and screamed after that they had to take her via c section cuz I had placenta previa and my son my water broke the night before and they didn’t want to risk an infection of any sort so he came out the same cut
In regards to natural no meds birth, honestly I believe the docs when they say your body produces some of its own… i had meds with the other 4 and
I dont recall the natural being worse. 
Its all equally fukked.
@Ty I always wanted a pet lion.. I figure they’d be better than a guard dog and I could use it as a weapon if I ever needed one but I wouldn’t get one cause I’m not crazy. They should require drug tests/mental evaluations before issuing permits for exotic animals cause some of these people are crazy although most usually only end up harming themselves and not their animals (like the lady who’s chimp ate her face)
I was induced and had an epidural for my other two children. That is why I am doing things differently. My husband comes home a month after the baby born so I am okay with that. Much rather him be here after the fact, that is when I need him the most.
I had my big-head baby vaginally, and had to get stitches. The day we were released from the hospital, I wanted to go to the mall.
My cooch is built Ford tough. <—–who said that before???? I think it was Snooty. 
OutsidetheBox says:
In regards to natural no meds birth, honestly I believe the docs when they say your body produces some of its own… i had meds with the other 4 and I dont recall the natural being worse. Its all equally fukked.
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Girrrrrl, me and that epidural was damn near fukk buddies.
I was in labor for so long, they had to refill the epidural, cuz it began to wear off. 
It was Snooty-poo
Thats a #SRclassic.
Choco my one labor experience was horrible (but compared to other stories I’ve heard probably not that bad) enough to make me never want to even attempt again. With my 2nd I thought I wanted to because the dr told me I had to (some nonsense about a csection not being necessary) but I started freaking out towards the end and was so happy when he said I couldn’t do it. Plus as bad as it sounds, it’s really nice knowing that my babies come on a certain date at a certain time since they won’t even risk letting me go into labor. I’ve never had my water break or any of that
Ms. Everything says:
@Ty I always wanted a pet lion.. I figure they’d be better than a guard dog and I could use it as a weapon if I ever needed one but I wouldn’t get one cause I’m not crazy. They should require drug tests/mental evaluations before issuing permits for exotic animals cause some of these people are crazy although most usually only end up harming themselves and not their animals (like the lady who’s chimp ate her face)
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I always wanted a pet black panther. That’s my favorite animal, besides dogs.
Mamacita says:
“i’m 4’11 and my son was almost 9lbs. he got stuck. the nurse jumped upon my bed and started pushing down on my stomach. the Dr finally grabbed a scaple and cut me up to my hemroid to get him out.”
*grabs surrogate mothers catalogue*
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Dammit I feels ya pain,
Baby hell no it was awful awful just dam awful, I got only one, try being in labor for dam near 30 days contractions on and off, and when i did push the baby would not come out, then they did an emergency c-section, FLuck that bull, I had stitches, staples, Duct tape and Chit, IMJ
@UN CHIT MY BABY WAS 9 FUKN POUND SWOLLEN THAT MO’FUKA TORE MY CHIT UP… THE DR STICH ME RIGHT UP THO
THE FIRST TIME I PEE PEE I 
Regarding childbirth…
I’ve read more than once that the position women are put in to give labor (on their backs legs up) is really just to make it easier for the doctor and not the best position for the mother or the child. It’s one of the reasons there can be so many complications and need for stitches. *shudder*
She’s back… *jason voorhees music plays in the background*
My best friend used to sit like that to eleviate the pressure on her back. She suffered from back pain her whole pregnancy. Reason being her baby was posterior. Sandra you’re the nurse why don’t you elaborate on that.
Actually squatting is the natural way to have a baby. And walking helps to bring on the labor faster.
Ms. Everything says:
@Ty I always wanted a pet lion.. I figure they’d be better than a guard dog and I could use it as a weapon if I ever needed one but I wouldn’t get one cause I’m not crazy. They should require drug tests/mental evaluations before issuing permits for exotic animals cause some of these people are crazy although most usually only end up harming themselves and not their animals (like the lady who’s chimp ate her face)
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I agree and they are saying that he was recently released from prison
YSoSerious says:
Regarding childbirth…
I’ve read more than once that the position women are put in to give labor (on their backs legs up) is really just to make it easier for the doctor and not the best position for the mother or the child. It’s one of the reasons there can be so many complications and need for stitches. *shudder*
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Girl, I knew I was gon end up gettin stitches. I knew my baby was gon have a boulder on his shoulders, cuz his Daddy got one. They all 3 remind me of Bonk from Bonk’s Adventures.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere’s Mommy… *Jack Nicholson voice*
Creepy with that gravi 
looking like Nicholson as the joker
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I MEMBER THAT FUKN GUY NURSE “SHE AINT GOING FAST ENUFF LETS JUST CALL THE DR TO DO A C-SECTION” MY MADRE CUZZD HIM OUT IN SPANGLISH!!
MY SON WAS BIG HEADED 9 POUNDS SWOLLEN WAS IN LABOR FOR 15 HOURS ME AND THE MEDS WERE BFF 
I loved being on all fours! On the back is for “hospital safety” IMO.
OTB I was birthed by a woman who is a big believer in all natural everything including childbirth and she would agree with you about natural childbirth and the body producing its own pain reliever except she likes to say her 38+ hr labor was wonderful and she’d do it again in a heartbeat if she didn’t have to raise another me afterwards (
) and she was my birthing partner. I swear I wanted to strangle her every time she told the drs to ignore me and that I was exaggerating
MUNCHOSGIRL says:
My best friend used to sit like that to eleviate the pressure on her back. She suffered from back pain her whole pregnancy. Reason being her baby was posterior. Sandra you’re the nurse why don’t you elaborate on that.
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I would say that you are telling an untruth, Munchosgirl. The baby is already lying on the bladder and the colon. Sitting in that fashion (especially with a smile on your face like Beyonce) cuts your own breath off. Why would you put more pressure on your internal organs and the baby—which do nothing but make you even more weighted down and uncomfortable? And if you are cutting off your own oxygen, guess what you are doing to the baby?
@ Unpredictable says:
I had my big-head baby vaginally, and had to get stitches. The day we were released from the hospital, I wanted to go to the mall. My cooch is built Ford tough. <—–who said that before???? I think it was Snooty.
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I can't breathe……
Crickett says:
And by the way, has anyone seen Mariah’s pretty babies, gorgeous.
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You saw their faces or the backs of their heads?
I have herd squatting is the best way as well. At the end of the day it hurt, but not deathly hurt. I tell anyone, when that baby comes out it feels like you just released a big poop you being holding in forever. Best way for me to describe the baby coming out. A big relief.
Yso I’ve read that alot. It’s another reason that women in other countries tend to have easier childbirths and a better labor experience as well because US drs tend to want to keep the woman in bed on her back and won’t let you walk around after a certain point
Unpredictable says:
Ms. Everything says:
@Ty I always wanted a pet lion.. I figure they’d be better than a guard dog and I could use it as a weapon if I ever needed one but I wouldn’t get one cause I’m not crazy. They should require drug tests/mental evaluations before issuing permits for exotic animals cause some of these people are crazy although most usually only end up harming themselves and not their animals (like the lady who’s chimp ate her face)
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I always wanted a pet black panther. That’s my favorite animal, besides dogs.
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@ Mirs black panthers are gorgeous
I’ve always wanted to swim with dolphins. Wonder if my county would allow me to keep one in my pool
OutsidetheBox says:
I loved being on all fours! On the back is for “hospital safety” IMO.
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Would that be pre, during, or post pregnancy????
@MSE
I loved the experience tho – sometimes now Im like hmmmm and then I slap the chit outta of me to wake up 
My water didn’t break with my first pregnancy which is why I probably didn’t realize my water broke with my second pregnancy
Mine YELLED the whole time: “yes, you can!!” that was when The Nutty Professor had just dropped?
I was saying, “I cant do it…” and she was replying, “yes, you can!” and getting louder and louDER. :/
Even the nurses was eventually like
YSoSerious, I can believe that! With my fist son my labor experience was hell, I was on my back the whole time. When I went in to have my other E children I told them I didn.t want my bed flat. The only time I let it down was when I was being examined and delivering, it really did make a big difference!
@Ty, I looooove black panthers. I even gotta tattoo of one.
I wanna swim with dolphins, too.
@ Mother Jefferson and everyone else who complains about Beyonce posts: this is a blog so GET USED TO IT! Beyonce is the biggest singer in the world (behind Celine Dion and Wayne Newton) and she is supposedly pregnant. That is big news to most media in the free world. Therefore, you will see posts on her baby bump from now until she drops whatever she’s carrying
I didn’t know I was in labor until I got to the hospital. It just felt like bad period cramps & I was light headed. Nurse said I needed fluids before she could give me my epidural. well that heffa couldn’t even get the dam IV in so by the time the bag was done I couldn’t get it. It actually wasn’t too bad until the last push. My head nurse was strutting up & down the maternity ward talkin bout my girl went natural nah nah..bish I had the baby not you..now take your ass across the street & get me a chik fil la milkshake
Ms. Everything says:
Yso I’ve read that alot. It’s another reason that women in other countries tend to have easier childbirths and a better labor experience as well because US drs tend to want to keep the woman in bed on her back and won’t let you walk around after a certain point
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Absolutely correct!
FeFe says:
My opinion from someone who has never had children, but who has observed pregnant women is that they DO NOT sit like that…
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Mrs.Mommy tell that to someone with sciatic nerve problems and really bad lower back pain throughout their pregnancy… fxck the baby sitting on my bladder I needed the little brats off my spine. You’ve been pregnant before but you have to realize every pregnancy is different. What worked for you doesn’t necessarily work for others… and my colon was never affected in any position I sat on and I wasn’t aware that colon compression cut off oxygen supply although I am aware that as my pregnancy progressed sitting up straight gave my babies more room and opportunity to hunch up higher which did restrict my airflow
playbaby4 says:
When you are pregnant there are certain things and certain ways you do and act naturally. Come on. I know I was small with my daughter at 5 months but I still would have NEVER sat like that!
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AUNT SANDIE:
They just complain to hear themselves complain.
They know it’s your blog, so why come here to complain about what you post?
Show ’em that doorknob in the door, honey.
All I will say is this: You can sit however the hell you want to. When you are the one carrying the baby. If you have never been pregnant, you dont know how uncomfortable it can be at times. You sit however the hell makes you feel better. I’m going on 8 months and sitting like that as we speak. It takes a lot of pressure off your back depending on what position your baby is in. Now with that being said, some people have mental issue. How are you that obsessed with someones uterus?…SMH!!!
The nurses in my delivery room were funny as hail!!!!! We were in there laughin and chit, in between me taking naps from the epidural. This one nurse was soooo sweet. She was an older lady, and I swear she was from down south somewhere, just by her accent.
That damn lady told me the epidural had me “layin round like dead meat.” (bish meant dead weight)
When it was time for me to push, she said, “push like you takin a big doo doo.”
I was soooooo damn
all cuz of her. 
@Sandra “Beyonce is the biggest singer in the world” did you just say what I think you said?
My mom refused to even come in the room, and she used to be a NURSE! She stayed right outside the door until they gave her the okay. She told me she gone stay with the kids and don’t call until I am finished. They told me they now release after 24 hours, I hate that. I love all the red carpet treatment you get.
Well…I guess Sandra told y’all.
Beyonce is the biggest singer in the world
*clutches pearls* Gawd i love when you come to the other side. #proud
Even the nurses was eventually like
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and
at whatever she is carrying #POW
Sandra Rose says:
@ Mother Jefferson and everyone else who complains about Beyonce posts: this is a blog so GET USED TO IT! Beyonce is the biggest singer in the world (behind Celine Dion and Wayne Newton) and she is supposedly pregnant. That is big news to most media in the free world. Therefore, you will see posts on her baby bump from now until she drops whatever she’s carrying
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I still don’t like the teenage kids on Reed Between the Lines but I adored last night’s episode when the girl wanted to perm her hair cause a boy liked it straight
Sandra said the biggest but not the best singer
heads to the
before I get stoned
I was soooooo damn all cuz of her.
I was put to sleep with my daughter I could feel them cutting me –
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I love all the red carpet treatment you get.
Think of babies with “blue crab birthmarks” and “red kool aid marks” <—port wine stains perhaps???
@CHOCO
No more, please.
“I am aware that as my pregnancy progressed sitting up straight gave my babies more room and opportunity to hunch up higher which did restrict my airflow”
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And the converse is also true: Hunching down will restrict both their and your own airflow. And it is a well-known fact that as the growing baby takes up more and more room, both your colon and bladder will be compressed. It is the reason why mothers-to-be can have problems with frequent urination and trouble with bowel movements.
@jazi
i don’t think i want my mom in the room with me
Chile please. Tomato tomato
ME: YES U R CUTTING ME RIGHT NOW
DR: Gas mask this tramp
Chile please. Tomato tomato
ur azz in every comment
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U R EFFN CRAZY
That man aint call you no tramp?????????????????
My epidural was so high with my son they had to turn it down so I could push. I guess he did that for payback. I am in IMMENSE pain and the anesthesiologist was somewhere sleep. I asked the nurse where was he and did she need to call him again.
I cant fukkin help it! *ashamed* I really do try to NOT read all the comments..I mean Ive learned my lesson but some chit needs addressing no? ROFL
I just got the call…The adoption is final! I’m just waiting for the paperwork to come through the mail.
#TeamAdoption
#AllTheHeadacheWithNoneOfTheBloodAndStitches
anesthesiologist was somewhere sleep
Ayyyyy if I could do it all again I would def. go to school for anesthesiology. Them fukkers dont do shat!
That man aint call you no tramp
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Nah he didn’t
Well I guess she told all y’all!
Well, apparently, some of you had no healthcare and had to have your children out in the bush without benefit of a personal physician. Let me help you out for the next time, alrighty? Oh, and be sure to get this to King Beyaki, so that the “acting” can be on par.
7. Sit smart. Choose a hard, straight-backed chair. Position a throw pillow behind your lower back if you need additional support. Many women find a footstool takes further pressure off the lower back. If you do not have a footstool, at least make sure the chair you sit in is low enough for you to place both your feet squarely on the floor.
8. Do not cross your legs. This common habit contributes to poor circulation and promotes varicose veins. To increase circulation when sitting, do the foot exercises mentioned above. If you work in an office where you must sit most of the day, make sure you get up and walk around for a few minutes at least once every half-hour. Keep a low stool, or even a stack of books, under your desk for your feet.
AWWWWWW we are all laughing and enjoying your day #beautiful
Congrats YSOOOOOOOOOOOO– #teammommy
Im so happy for you sis!
Good for you lady
@YSO Congrats
@MrsMommy, why are you being so condescending here? We all family, no need to get trill on us.
I just got the call…The adoption is final! I’m just waiting for the paperwork to come through the mail.
:2dance: sooooo thrilled for you!
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:hugs:
@yso CONGRATS!! Are you doing foster, domestic, or international? Adoption is a wonderful thing.
this is cause for a celebration!
drinks all around (put it on yso’s tab)
Go play in traffic. Heavy traffic. Los Angeles after work traffic
Congrats Yso
@OTB
I keep hoping that if we ignore it that it will go away….
@Yso
Congrats! 
*Kicks PPowas in the arse* Be nicer
@yso
Praise the LORD for ya 
MrsMommy I know this is a blog but first off you don’t know me nor my friend to say that I am lying. I was there unlike you, she went through hell carrying her son and delivering him. She slept on her stomach the entire pregnancy sometimes with the aid of a body pillow because that is what was comfortable for her. Yes she sat hunched over at times, not for long periods of time but enough to get some relief. Because he was posterior that is why her labor was worse that normal. Now if that’s a lie take it with her dr. because that what he told us.
@ZOE
I have been fostering my first cousins for more than four years but now I’m adopting them outright. Theys mine, for better or for for worse.
Thanks for the love and congrats everyone. :hugs: Y’all gone head and run up that tab that Candi started.
*batting eyelashes*
I guessssss I’ll try it y’all way.
*glances back with mean girl eyes*
OutsidetheBox says:
Go play in traffic. Heavy traffic. Los Angeles after work traffic
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Go play in traffic. Heavy traffic. Los Angeles after work traffic
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Is Aunt Mary with you this week
YSO
now I want my own exciting news 
glances back with mean girl eyes
Im feeling how annoyed you are
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Right. @Chic. *Ezel from Friday voice* I cyber grill, not kill.
MUNCHOGIRL:
Anybody can read several posts up and see that you came after me first. As you are not that interesting, I have no need for this tit for tat. But do find it interesting that your “friend” helped her sciatic nerve pain along with poor posture WHILE pregnant.
* comes in with news for Chocolatte*
YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!! :celebrate:
@CHOCO
You could always lie for attention like Bey.
Congrats Yso
MrsMommy says:
Well, apparently, some of you had no healthcare and had to have your children out in the bush without benefit of a personal physician.
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#yallarecrazyashell
ALl these eyes are killing me
I keep thinking people staring at me.
Is Aunt Mary with you this week
lovezoe says:
@MrsMommy, why are you being so condescending here? We all family, no need to get trill on us.
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Grow up, LoveZoe. It’s a blog with many opinions. No need to make any of them about you.
And talk about “condescending,” I’ll decide who is my family and who is not. I’m not attempting to be in THE CIRCLE, so knock it off.
You could always lie for attention like Bey.
comes in with news for Chocolatte*
YOU ARE PREGNANT!!!! :celebrate:
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:stop: How cruel and unusual
@YSO SMDH LMAO
YSoSerious says:
I just got the call…The adoption is final! I’m just waiting for the paperwork to come through the mail.
#TeamAdoption
#AllTheHeadacheWithNoneOfTheBloodAndStitches
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*screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and 
@iHeart
Thanks. :hugs:
YOU COULD NEVER BE IN THE CIRCLE, BOO BOO! Now let me go to the
before I get 
And talk about “condescending,” I’ll decide who is my family and who is not. I’m not attempting to be in THE CIRCLE, so knock it off.
FUK IT 
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Da Hail
Or inflame for attention
You could always lie for attention like Bey.
lovezoe says:
YOU COULD NEVER BE IN THE CIRCLE, BOO BOO! Now let me go to the before I get
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Praise the Lord!! My mama raised me correctly.
Da hail!?
O O O O O O O O O
*passes out circles for everyone*
My chirren do the same chit.
@OGMOMMY
Thank you hun. :hugs:
MrsMommy says:
Well, apparently, some of you had no healthcare and had to have your children out in the bush without benefit of a personal physician. Let me help you out for the next time, alrighty? Oh, and be sure to get this to King Beyaki, so that the “acting” can be on par.
7. Sit smart. Choose a hard, straight-backed chair. Position a throw pillow behind your lower back if you need additional support. Many women find a footstool takes further pressure off the lower back. If you do not have a footstool, at least make sure the chair you sit in is low enough for you to place both your feet squarely on the floor.
8. Do not cross your legs. This common habit contributes to poor circulation and promotes varicose veins. To increase circulation when sitting, do the foot exercises mentioned above. If you work in an office where you must sit most of the day, make sure you get up and walk around for a few minutes at least once every half-hour. Keep a low stool, or even a stack of books, under your desk for your feet.
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YEAH KNOCK IT OFF. CAUSE I AM THE CIRCLE!!
(having a much better day now and not giving a fck bout nothing)
not this (Chat) again
Drama what’s wrong now 
Congrats Yso
Love it
OutsidetheBox says:
O O O O O O O O O
*passes out circles for everyone*
My chirren do the same chit.
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Yay
Now I get to be in this circle I have heard so much about 
Thanks my dearest OTB for letting me in <=== Insert lots of sarcasm
YSO OGMOMMY
@Choco
I’m with you…I can’t breeeeve!
YSoSerious says:
I just got the call…The adoption is final! I’m just waiting for the paperwork to come through the mail.
#TeamAdoption
#AllTheHeadacheWithNoneOfTheBloodAndStitches
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#AllTheHeadacheWithNoneOfTheBloodAndStitches
Sooooo as soon as there’s a disagreement, the “I don’t wanna be in the circle” chit gets thrown out there???
GTFOH with that circle shat.
I can already hear the complaints… my circle isnt big enough, my circle is too small, my circle is streaming Beyonce’s music, her circle is filled with naked women..
@FE
that chit is sooo funny #LONESTAR 
I am 5 months preggo exactly and I donot sit like that so…………..
Sandra Rose says:
@ Mother Jefferson and everyone else who complains about Beyonce posts: this is a blog so GET USED TO IT! Beyonce is the biggest singer in the world (behind Celine Dion and Wayne Newton) and she is supposedly pregnant. That is big news to most media in the free world. Therefore, you will see posts on her baby bump from now until she drops whatever she’s carrying
can we get a cut of that check Bey is giving you say that? We need some kinda reward for having to hear about that child’s fetus everyday! And a check for all the posts about her having bad mothering skills after Jayonce is born 
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pls don’t let this be the last post of the day
but i cannot say that its not impossible, i just did it and it was uncomforable but I dunno
@TY & BIGBAD
Thanks. :hugs:
@OGMOMMY
Or take the circle and hang their damn selves with it.
Not trying to cause drama, folks coming out the gate with BS. Maybe they need to read the
and create an avatar first. #justsaying
all these pregnancies — congrats to the in the oven babies and mommies
Mother Jefferson you are really pushing your luck with Sandra
#HELPFUL
Unpredictable says:
Sooooo as soon as there’s a disagreement, the “I don’t wanna be in the circle” chit gets thrown out there??? GTFOH with that circle shat.
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Aekelani A.K.A Beyonce’s Surrogate
…but @Man’s circle has lifters, @Brown’s circle has hearing aids… and @Candi’s circle is made of cotton candy
Whining ass bishes.
@MrsMommy Chiiiiile you ill (KDub) crazy!!!!!!!
Seek help…
YSoSerious says:
@TY & BIGBAD
Thanks.
@OGMOMMY
Or take the circle and hang their damn selves with it.
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Word!!!
Unpredictable says:
Sooooo as soon as there’s a disagreement, the “I don’t wanna be in the circle” chit gets thrown out there??? GTFOH with that circle shat.
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exactly, what circle?
OutsidetheBox says:
O O O O O O O O O
*passes out circles for everyone*
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*In my Oprah voice* “You get a circle, you get a circle!!!”
Thanks Hony, winks @ Bigbadwolf….
these folks sure have taken this O thing seriously…someone made one joke about . and O ….and now it’s being taken for hardcore fact…
“You get a circle, you get a circle!!!”
@Aunt Sandie:
WHO are these people that you are forcing to read YOUR BLOG? At first I thought it was your beloved mother, but now believe that you have some crazy, unfed, and unwashed relatives tied up in the basement—-WITH INTERNET ACCESS.
damn 400 post and it is just about 2 pm est
Sooo damn
@TY.
I even heard it in her voice too.
*In my Oprah voice* “You get a circle, you get a circle!!!”
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@OTB
And my circle has a million cats running around purring too much and chit!
*In my Oprah voice* “You get a circle, you get a circle!!!”
And this is why I limit my comments here. MrsMommy how is it did I come for you? Did I start off quoting you?No I didn’t you felt the need or desire to tell me I was lying about my best friend’s pregnancy. I guess commenting here is a big deal for you so I’m going to let you have your platform.
oh well then i wouldn’t have a circle bc i would tear that cotton candy up u hear me?!
(assuming ur talkin bout this candi, which in fact is the only one that matters *flips hair*)
BUT like Oprah I cant carry you bishes on everything. Please pay dues to @SR accordingly.
and yes, custom sizing is extra.
CHOCO!!
@FEFE
Yep.
@ Yso, I did too
MrsMommy says:
@Aunt Sandie:
WHO are these people that you are forcing to read YOUR BLOG? At first I thought it was your beloved mother, but now believe that you have some crazy, unfed, and unwashed relatives tied up in the basement—-WITH INTERNET ACCESS.
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Ummmmmm…… yeah, sooo uh, don’t you read this blog, along with the crazy, unfed, and unwashed relatives tied up in the basement–WITH INTERNET ACCESS????
@Aunt Sandie:
WHO are these people that you are forcing to read YOUR BLOG? At first I thought it was your beloved mother, but now believe that you have some crazy, unfed, and unwashed relatives tied up in the basement—-WITH INTERNET ACCESS.
WHAT 
Keep at it I wanna hear more
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MrsMommy says:
@Aunt Sandie:
WHO are these people that you are forcing to read YOUR BLOG? At first I thought it was your beloved mother, but now believe that you have some crazy, unfed, and unwashed relatives tied up in the basement—-WITH INTERNET ACCESS.
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@Ty
:cheer2: Yaaaaay, we all get O’s ….Christmas came early!
Oooh…Now we branging Sandra’s mama into it…
I swear, muhfuggas be either
or 
on some good shat, cuz damn. Folks be losing their damn minds over some shat that ain’t that damn serious.
“…(assuming ur talkin bout this candi, which in fact is the only one that matters *flips hair*)…”
YSoSerious
CONGRATULATIONS!
*pages Sandra*
She tom’bout yo mama son.
Unpredictable says:
I swear, muhfuggas be either or on some good shat, cuz damn. Folks be losing their damn minds over some shat that ain’t that damn serious.
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@ OTB, So how much to have mine decorated with Christmas lights since customs are extra
@MUNCHOSGIRL
Thanks. :hugs:
And don’t let nobody run you into da kona. This imaginary circle got some folks tripping real hard lately.
My circle is the nuva ring
Someone on here sounds like they on that boat THE LOVE BOAT
Its about Bey
I am new here and note the following:
1. Based on some random DUMBNESS regarding some fried up bishes on a reality show: Cyber puxxay’s want to be in a CIRCLE.
2. Voices from disassociated bodies keep telling the owner of her own blog what she is to post and not to post—-and that she is RUINING their lives by….posting.
3. Non-owners of said blog think that it is their responsibility to tell you what you are to put into a gravitar, a post, or talk about A CIRCLE full of tramps that they are not letting you into to….
@i
Well, im a true American manufacturer and its only larger sizes that require xtra $$$$. Oh wait, or smaller sizes. Lighting is a courtesy
Comes with the blog space!
Based on some random DUMBNESS regarding some fried up bishes on a reality show: Cyber puxxay’s want to be in a CIRCLE.
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Where are you from?
Choco it is SAFE TO SAY that I am OUTSIDE the “circle.”
pussy is free and clear for usage.
#helpful
@ OTB, Thanks
Do I get to pick my own colors too??
(tries to figure out which commenters are in the “Tramps Circle”)
iheart405 says:
@ OTB, So how much to have mine decorated with Christmas lights since customs are extra
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I was wondering how much is it to be engraved.
It shall read ” Had to give up the squares, not because of cancer, because i’m in the circle” 
Fukk this shat.
I need to have my personalized too…
It shall read ” Had to give up the squares, not because of cancer, because i’m in the circle”
We might have to exclude your #fancy ass!
MrsMommy says:
I am new here and note the following:
1. Based on some random DUMBNESS regarding some fried up bishes on a reality show: Cyber puxxay’s want to be in a CIRCLE.
2. Voices from disassociated bodies keep telling the owner of her own blog what she is to post and not to post—-and that she is RUINING their lives by….posting.
3. Non-owners of said blog think that it is their responsibility to tell you what you are to put into a gravitar, a post, or talk about A CIRCLE full of tramps that they are not letting you into to….
Keep slaying them!!! I love it!!! :lolol:
@The other Candi who had to be taught to own it….
You really think to highly of yourself. Don’t make a come up off of other people Just be who you are. Your name doesn’t bother me… Don’t let mine bother you to rest up on it at every opportunity. Don’t try and insult me that’s not a good look for you baby girl. Chill with the antic’s for real. Thats a real ugly look for you.. I have never insulted you EVER. Show how little dept you posses.
Cotton Candi melt with a sprinkle of water…
Bigbadwolf says:
iheart405 says:
@ OTB, So how much to have mine decorated with Christmas lights since customs are extra
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I was wondering how much is it to be engraved. It shall read ” Had to give up the squares, not because of cancer, because i’m in the circle”
:lmao: just
Well if there is a CIRCLE *sux teeth* Im in Choco’s ;)! I bought up this imaginary Circle with my e-fight with Sass n yso (it was really just a joke) and it’s taking on its OWN LIFE! It was meant as a joke. Intense bought the circle back and now yall circling around the CIRCLE! Let’s come up with something new. The circle is getting OLD real quick lol. Anyway dough hey to my babes Choc $money , Honey Coat’d O’ honey if she’s here and CocoaBana
:rolf: Don’t try and clean it up now.. It doesn’t look good at all
i don’t e-beef tho, especially not over something as dumb as a screen name
Oh my lawddddddddddddddddddd
yall is flucking CRAY CRAY
Candi I know you didnt bring your red ass in here, wait both of yall red… @CandiAPPLE! I sincerely dont think thats what Candi meant. Yall play nice.
i guess ur feelings were hurt by that, u’ll be ok
True, True and more true…. I am not out to e-beef either. #Just saying…. Don’t throw words around you can’t handle..
Lets move along and call it a day… Nice chatting with you
Oooowwww chit now.
We might have to exclude your #fancy ass!
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NOOOOOOOOO What would I do without the circle
Give Candi a big
back
I swear it’s something in these Bey posts…
And I know there are more than just TWO Candi _____ around here so really who is it that thinks too highly of themselves…? :stop:
Bigbadwolf says:
iheart405 says:
@ OTB, So how much to have mine decorated with Christmas lights since customs are extra
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I was wondering how much is it to be engraved. It shall read ” Had to give up the squares, not because of cancer, because i’m in the circle”
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*raises pointer finger to slide in the middle of that hug*
@OTB
@YSO Stop it
I might be the only one willing to say that I like Juicy fruit gum…
NOOOOOOOOO What would I do without the circle
and keep right on commenting!
@MRSMOM
You’ve made it clear that you wants no part of this chere circle its all good
(hands CANDIAPPLE her personal circle)
Make sure you put your WHOLE name on it so it doesn’t get mixed up with anyone else’s. :hugs:
@YSO Thanks. I already had mine, it glows in the dark and reflects in the sun and its made from pearls too. Here’s your cardboard version back..
Won’t e-beef with you.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Aunt Sandie:
WHO are these people that you are forcing to read YOUR BLOG? At first I thought it was your beloved mother, but now believe that you have some crazy, unfed, and unwashed relatives tied up in the basement—-WITH INTERNET ACCESS.
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WHAT Keep at it I wanna hear more
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I keep telling Sandra that she needs to provide gift bags with registation. Each bag should have a helmet for the sunshine kids
Sandra Rose checked ya boo!
fun times
W. O. W flucking WOW
ALright Alright Alright..YOU GON LEARN TA’DAY!
Here’s a question for you moms: do 5 month pregnant women normally sit with their backs hunched over like that? Is her poor posture safe for her fetus (if there is one)? So many questions…
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