Celeb Style: Solange Knowles and Serena in Burberry

Sandra Rose October 27, 2011

E! Online’s Fashion Police were not all all impressed with Solange Knowle’s African-inspired Burberry outfit that she wore to the Burberry Body bash yesterday at Burberry Beverly Hills. The editor displayed her cultural insensitivity when she referred to Solo’s outfit as a “high-waisted mess.” African Kings and Queens wear the same type of traditional outfits today.

There’s never a dull moment when this outrageous fashionista hits the red carpet, that’s for sure!

At the Burberry Body bash, Solange put her best foot forward in a pair of fabulous tribal sandals by the brand, but add the shiny apron and printed blouse and this is a mismatched tragedy!

We’re just happy that Solange left her over-the-top Diana Ross inspired afro wig at home this time.

Serena Williams’ features look a lot more feminine when she tones down the outrageous hair and makeup, and when she covers up her powerfully built, drug-enhanced muscles.

Photos: Wireimage.com

Traigo Fuego

Solange looks great… E Online! doesn’t understand African beauty.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Strangely I do kind of like Solange’s outfit…it’s different for sure…
EB

Serena’s arm is huge
lovezoe

Solange looks cute. Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

I Serena’s purse…and I can’t figure out why all that money she makes cannot afford her a better weave…real talk, that stuff looks like kitchen weave jobs I see around the way!
Pikaso

Something about that wig makes me feel like she doesnt really have millions…
Yardgirl

Solange looks nice, love the shoes!! Serena looks good minus the damn weave
http://youtu.be/TB54dZkzZOY melissak380

LOVE those shoes!!!
brenden

Ummmm Hif @FeFe…Um yanno usually i log in from my phone, no avis are displayed,,,but umm today im at my big mamas house helpin change her bed pans and updating her porno files…I can see ur boobie and ur lips *giggles* you like men who are prematurely balding? you know going bald is the new Black
GAGIRL87

I love Solange shoes I have some earrings that match them to the tea.

Serena just can win poor thing it must be hard being shaped like a man and finding feminine clothes to wear

And the rest of Solange’s outfit is dreadful…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

and when she covers up her powerfully built, drug-enhanced muscles.
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Solo is a pretty girl – I liked the top but not the rest!
brenden

Well if it aint my girl Yardie! My favorite A-cup…They may not be much to look at, but damnitt theyre a mouthfull
KDub

and when she covers up her powerfully built, drug-enhanced muscles.
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Kinda like Ving Rhames; who played Holiday Heart huh?
KK76

Solange’s whole look esp the shoes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@brenden

You are a mess!

You are also being summoned in the Gloria Govan thread!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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Yardgirl

brenden says:

Well if it aint my girl Yardie! My favorite A-cup…They may not be much to look at, but damnitt theyre a mouthfull
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Brenden!!!!! Sheeeeet I am a D cup thankyouverymuch!!!
Ty

I usually like Solo’s style but this is a miss for me I love the skirt but it takes away from the shoes and the colors dont blend well at all.
lady_cn

I like Solange’s look.

Serena looks better, I guess. I still need her to find a better wig though and get a fill in or polish those nails before she goes to another event.
brenden

I need to find me a Shanequa to @lovezoe. Girl Christmas is almost here, and walmart is bringing back layaway…Them nequas be havin them good gubment checks. Im trynna be a shugababy
iCandy86

Serena and that horrendous weave smh…she needs to cut it out!
Dymond

Solonge

Serena, Serena, Serena….
she tries so hard tho and you can tell Kelly and em aint her real friends
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

solange, i like the outfir i dont see nothing wrong with it. its her hair i cant stand
KDub

Serena just can win poor thing it must be hard being shaped like a man and finding feminine clothes to wear
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FUGG DAT. Chyna Doll finds clothes!

Laura “The Refridge Govan” finds clothes!

And the produces of Too Wong Foo found PLENTY of clothes for Patrick (RIP) and Wesley and John to wear.

As did the produces of…Holiday Heart.
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

who is that man in that beige dress??
Dymond

I appreciate the mixing of prints that Solo attempted, but I think that you should have some kind of common theme with the mixed prints..color or something
Ty

:wave: @ Brenden
lady_cn

mizzdallas says:

who is that man in that beige dress??

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iCandy86

Dymond says:

Serena, Serena, Serena….
she tries so hard tho and you can tell Kelly and em aint her real friends
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http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

ive said enough “drag” jokes to serena, imma let her be great
GAGIRL87

mizzdallas says:

who is that man in that beige dress??

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you stupid
West Coast Chick

serena looks …better.. nice so face for this photo.. better, now solo- I do acknowledge her effort to be different, but Im sorry she remins me of a fashionable slave..i just cant..
caligirl

I knews you were lurking hey boo
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

BRENDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Solo looks beautiful.. :woot:

I’ont like weaves/wigs without natural looking parts…looks super bizarre and strange to me

GA GIRL… ME LIKE-A YO SHOES!!!! WERK BISH!!!
sweetpea78
KDub

Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house.
West Coast Chick

i like serena’s face with this look.. her face looks soft, more feminine
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

I love Solange’s hair, face and skirt.

Serena, dude, are you serious? :stop:
Dymond

Hey Cha
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

mizzdallas :wave: Hey Girl!!!!

@icandy.. Did you use to have a blog

DYMONDDDD woman give me some
Dymond

YSoSerious says:
Serena, dude, are you serious?
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Serena’s makeup is nice
deedeegirl

solange always looks a mess to me. serena is looking better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

i like Solo’s ‘fit..not 4 me, but it works for her
Rena..we gone get it right one bew..ONE day
caligirl

KDub says:

Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house.
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She was going to this chic in Maryland, I want name names, she gave me the Coretta Scott King do…I was not happy KDub says:

Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house. KDub says:

Serena needs a closure. She needs to find a Shaniqua because those high priced stylists don’t know what they doing.
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They were in Beverly Hills! That heffa is FROM Compton. 30 minutes away! She coulda stopped by Shaniqua house.
lovezoe

Maybe Kim and the bunch tried to tell her but she didn’t listen. Kelly’s wigs look a little rough some times too. I think if Serena tried a different hair type it would look a tad better. THAT AINT IT!
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

Hey! Cha baby!!!!!!
Dymond

@ Cha I replied to you in the Gloria/Matt post

I’ll holla at yall in a min
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

FUGG DAT. Chyna Doll finds clothes!

Laura “The Refridge Govan” finds clothes!

And the produces of Too Wong Foo found PLENTY of clothes for Patrick (RIP) and Wesley and John to wear.
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brenden

Hey Ty, child that avi. Imma halfta pray for that baby thats on the way.
Chacha im not saying one word to you until u update yo damn blog. And why is a woman with38dds not proudly displayin dem bytches? I am 2 thru
Yeah Yardie you have D’s and my schlong measures double digits
Hey Cali…Seriously I wasnt. I only know what you talm bout cuzz FeFes lips (umm ummm umm) directed me to that post. I just got hurre. Been helpin big mama pull out doodie bubbles all day.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Dymond
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

Just maybe holiday heart would look cute with a toni braxton cut?!!!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@FAYLA

I know nobody wants to say nothing but have you been using that Sammy Sosa “Disappering Cream?”
renegadesince1985

I everything Solange is wearing…just not together
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

well Im in the DD’s clique 40DD!!! now what!!!!
JMO

Serenas arms?? She must have fired her stylist a while ago because she hasn’t been right for a whle.

I love Solo’s shoes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

@Man u got me flucked with somebody else bew. u DO know blk folks complexions change with seasons right? u HAVE heard of a change of lighting correct?
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?

Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Not feeling So-Lo’s fit, the shoes are okay.

*deep sigh* Serena, where do I begin. First, that weave. Does Serena have Twitter, cuz I need to recommend a few hair stylists and salons to hook her up with a better weave, cuz the weaves she sports need to be burned. Second, I just can’t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

i caint believe u tried me like that!
Yardgirl

brenden says:
Yeah Yardie you have D’s and my schlong measures double digits
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caligirl

brenden says:
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Ohh Cause I ain’t never seen no stamps, you goona ignore me? I was just saying, I wish Brenden was here. He could make Choco laugh.

My was misdirected.
JMO

YSoSerious says:

And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?

Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
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https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

YSoSerious says:

And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?

Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.

we gwaan have to call on baby jesus and beyonce wig keeper and glitter holder to help this chile
brenden

mizzdallas says:

well Im in the DD’s clique 40DD!!! now what!!!!

^^^ Show me the reciepts
@BRENDENSGOTABABTdick @freakshow.net
sweetdiva

I love SoLo she has her own style. Serena needs to come to DC to get her hair done Here Weave will be Beautiful IJS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0LpQ5XJzhQ Long Time Lurker

Serena is always busted But the real questions is what the hell is going on with her back? Look like she got a nice lil “bricka brack” shelf between her shoulders.
Ty

I bet the Beverly Hills stylist are charging Serena out the azz for that H.A.M. Its not even good hair. Serena please stop buying your hair at Sally’s it not for you
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@MIZZDALLAS

I’m not sure even all that will be enough. Po thang.
caligirl

@Brenden – My bad carry on and don’t forget to wash up afterwards.
https://twitter.com/Mizz_Dallas mizzdallas

brenden says:

mizzdallas says:

well Im in the DD’s clique 40DD!!! now what!!!!

^^^ Show me the reciepts
@BRENDENSGOTABABTdick @freakshow.net

Ummmm no sir, I will NOT be sending any pics of my breast or any of my private parts, no sir. I plan on working for the barack one day and I dont need anybody blackmailing me ……
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

LURKER!!

Get out even though it seems you just got here.

BRENDEN.
caligirl

Choco I’m keeping you in my prayers. I gotta go work…:peace:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

soooo insulted
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Serena needs to call Kita or Jennifer from BBQ wives asked them who does their weaves cause their weaves is always on point. Serena’s weaves be looking like she walked into the beauty supply store and picking up come cheap rack weave….she got way too much money to be looking mop headed.

I like Solo’s hair. The outfit not so much.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

:hugs: @ Cali for pimping Brenden for laughs

BRENDENNNNNN :hugs:
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@FAYLA
“u got me flucked with somebody else bew. u DO know blk folks complexions change with seasons right? u HAVE heard of a change of lighting correct?”
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Yeah, I heard all dat. I was just asking babe. No need to get all bent outta shape. But um… yeah.
Yardgirl

Fayla says:

soooo insulted

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Wait, who trouble my Fayla? Wha gwaan beautiful??
caligirl

@YSoSerious Not lurking yeah right
iheart405

I thought Serena had got it right til I saw one of her cornrows at the front of her weave. Whoever she paying oodles of money to needs to be Solange looks cute :yes
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@CALI
DON”T HIT ANYONE ON THE JOB :hugs:

SERENA looks like JIM BROWN who used to play football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999 says:

soooo insulted
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Don’t be insulted, bew.
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@FAYLA

So I guess that means “no?” No shade, but you never answered the question.
SAUCEY82

Back from lunch what did I miss….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

What do you think will happen in the Christy marriage if Doug ever comes out – I think she will be like it’s okay baby you prolly just tryna to find yourself and secretly thinking she won becuz he slept with another man #IKNOW RANDOM
SAUCEY82

@Man and Fayla

Please be good today
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Saucey
I think I missed something Fay is insulted and I think is has to do with different shades of black
GAGIRL87

@ Cha thanks hun Steve Madden
llogan82

Solange looks freakin fabulous tell E they can for that wack as$ comment.
brenden

Hey choco. im reading this other thread. Skimmin thru. I see sumthin or sumthin or sumthin about sumthin involving you. Well wishes to ya…
SAUCEY82

@Choco
Hey my sweetie first let me give you a kiss

Now i’m not 100% sure how it started but I would like for it to please stop
iCandy86

West Coast Chick says:

i like serena’s face with this look.. her face looks soft, more feminine
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you a lie, and the truth aint in ya for this…Serena’s face aint NEVER gon’ look soft, nor feminine
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

I bet a nigga feel “protected” and “secure” and chit when they out with Serena. Knowing they out with the biggest baddest nigga in the place. I bet wimpy azz niggas fantasize about them guns she got.
SAUCEY82

@JMO
IF YOUR IN HERE THANK YOU SWEETIE FOR TRYING TO GPS ME TO THIS POINT.. THE OTHER HEFFA’S BE LEAVING ME COLD
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Hey choco. im reading this other thread. Skimmin thru. I see sumthin or sumthin or sumthin about sumthin involving you. Well wishes to ya…
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DRY AZZ Im kidding thanks bewwwww

@ Saucey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I bet a nigga feel “protected” and “secure” and chit when they out with Serena. Knowing they out with the biggest baddest nigga in the place. I bet wimpy azz niggas fantasize about them guns she got.
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SAUCEY82

@ICANDY
you a lie, and the truth aint in ya for this…Serena’s face aint NEVER gon’ look soft, nor feminine<——– AND FUGGING

BUT SPEAK ON IT!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I bet a nigga feel “protected” and “secure” and chit when they out with Serena. Knowing they out with the biggest baddest nigga in the place. I bet wimpy azz niggas fantasize about them guns she got.
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Just Ask Common he says he will always love her or something – SERENA STRAPS ON
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@iCANDI

I really think that Serena has a beautiful face. It’s just the rest of her that needs work.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

*runs in @ top speed singing*

Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!

*runs back out @ high rate of speed*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

*runs in @ top speed singing*

Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!

*runs back out @ high rate of speed*
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Ty

Choco aka Hippie says:

What do you think will happen in the Christy marriage if Doug ever comes out – I think she will be like it’s okay baby you prolly just tryna to find yourself and secretly thinking she won becuz he slept with another man #IKNOW RANDOM
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U are right about her psycho azz. I can see her saying at least he didnt cheat on me with another woman. That broad is bat shyt crazy
Ty

Choco aka Hippie says:

Saucey
I think I missed something Fay is insulted and I think is has to do with different shades of black
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Man accused her of using Bleach Cream
vero

OMG Serena
brenden

Why I gotta be dry? Child I could say I’ll pray for you, but I’d be lying. I’m not really a prayer. However I can send some warm thoughts and well wishes your way…Thats how I do I still dont even know whats going on.lol. Let me go back and read.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

(looks around for TATTED’s pills)

I told you about skipping a dose to sit and play in your makeup.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Choco – I swear, you may never know this, BUT YOU MAKES ME DAY ON A DAILY BASIS!
iheart405

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

*runs in @ top speed singing*

Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!

*runs back out @ high rate of speed*

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Fuggn
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ YSO – I just feel that song all in MY spirit!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ iheart! What I do???

AND THAT GRAVI BEW!!! Where do you get them all???
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

U are right about her psycho azz. I can see her saying at least he didnt cheat on me with another woman. That broad is bat shyt crazy
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iheart405

at Saucey cause I STILL and got my email about mah shoes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

@Man no, not now, not never. i dont work outisde anymore if that helps
@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@TATTED

I believe you hun.

(hands you your pills a glass of nice, cold water)
SAUCEY82

@TY
DAMN SWEETIE!!!!! OH HOLD ON
THAT GRAVI IS TO YOU……

MY FAULT FOR SHOWING NO LOVE..

ABOUT THE ISSUE I SEE THAT BUT NOW I DONT SEE EITHER OF THEM NO MORE
HOPE THEY DIDNT GET
lilmisscandid

I just want Solo to get them eyebrows snatched…at LEAST tamed! That natural Knowles brow she is rockin is a

Serena looks….better. she still givin me Holiday Heart in that over the shoulder shot. and WTF is that random purple strand?!??!
iCandy86

@Saucey
@ysoserious

I’m not gon be able to do it…I know yall looked at those pics from the other day when she had the audacity to be showin her manly belly w/a belly ring in it smh don’t NOBODY wanna see that! *sigh* but her face…did you see the pic where she was looking up…idk if she was mid-sentence or if she was attempting to blow a kiss…whatever the situation, her neck looked like that of a 90 yr old woman, and I said it there, and Ill say it here…

Her make up is clay-esqu and she looks a big, burley, HOT ARSE MESS , and I aint lyin!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

@TY
“I think I missed something Fay is insulted and I think is has to do with different shades of black
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Man ~~accused~~ her of using Bleach Cream
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accused?
asked?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeeey Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay)
iheart405

@ Tatted, Cause I have a visual of a short chic running at top speed with gaawjus make up singin that damn song and now I can’t breave
iCandy86

@iheart you going STRAIGHT to hell in gasoline drawls for that gravi
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Choco – I swear, you may never know this, BUT YOU MAKES ME DAY ON A DAILY BASIS
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:hugs: Likewise

@Chiby
That woman baffles me I mean the chit she says for the next show and she is really weird and in all the chit and keep chit going – PATHETIC
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

SAUCEY82 says:

ABOUT THE ISSUE I SEE THAT BUT NOW I DONT SEE EITHER OF THEM NO MORE
HOPE THEY DIDNT GET
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Who???
SAUCEY82

@IHEART
OMG!!! WAIT HOLD ON MAN DOWN!!! OH ISH YOU GOT ME WHAT DIDNT I DO BABES!!!
SAUCEY82

@MY TATTED
NEVERMIND I FOUND MY OTHER BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE (WIPES HEAD)
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ iheart – IF I WERE JUST 2 EXTRA INCHES…….. I’d be purrrfect!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Cause I have a visual of a short chic running at top speed with gaawjus make up singin that damn song and now I can’t breave
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that top speed chit and the quick had me over here
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Saucey – You thought I got banned????
SAUCEY82

@ICANDY
I AKNOWLEDGE YOUR DAYUM BAD ARSH TATTOO IN THE OTHER POST AND YOU LOOK RIGHT PAST ME
lilmisscandid

Brendens back!! *runs over to you and caress your whole body* im sorry i know i dont know you…but i just could hep myself there were many a day that you made my workday bearable with your stories!
iheart405

iCandy86 says:

@iheart you going STRAIGHT to hell in gasoline drawls for that gravi

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I just cant win today with my gravis *hmph*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

(hands you your pills a glass of nice, cold water)
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Choco & iheart – you guys are cracking ME up by YOU cracking up!
Yardgirl

says:

@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis

Neva mind sistren. You are all kinds of beautiful inside and out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

Hey TaBew hold me bew
Creamychic

Smh, whitefolks always want blackfolks to model after them, to the stringy hair, the size 0, cutting ur nose, bleaching ur skin, talkin wit a european accent, etc, chile please blacks have always been different, and soon as some of them realize well I like her look. But thats just my opinion.
SAUCEY82

@TATTED
NO BABES!!!!!! DONT SPEAK THAT
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Why I gotta be dry? Child I could say I’ll pray for you, but I’d be lying. I’m not really a prayer. However I can send some warm thoughts and well wishes your way…Thats how I do I still dont even know whats going on.lol. Let me go back and read.
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I gotchu its all good – at Child I could say
iheart405

SAUCEY82 says:

@IHEART
OMG!!! WAIT HOLD ON MAN DOWN!!! OH ISH YOU GOT ME WHAT DIDNT I DO BABES!!!

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Guhl, you still aint email me the site for the shoes since YESTADAY I need shoes
iCandy86

@saucey huh?! I missed it amoungst the madness I guess I apologize…thank you for liking the badarseness I’ve had a lil more done on it since this pic…more detailing, but I lost the pic from the final session lol
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Fay – you look the same color to me!
vero

BRENDEN IS THAT YOU ???????????????????????????
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Saucey – OKAY OKAY! WE won’t speak that into existence!
SAUCEY82

@FAYLA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

Yardgirl says:

says:

@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis

Neva mind sistren. You are all kinds of beautiful inside and out
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give thanks sis
btw link me up @ liondashs06 @ i have something fe u
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@FAYLA

You know you not supposed to pay any serious attention to anything Man says.
ohpretty1

Solo looks good.
SAUCEY82

@ICANDY
I HAD MY BACK TATTOO UP AND THINKS IT’S CUTE BUT YOURS MAKES MINES CRY…LOL
(SORRY FOR THE CAPS FOLKS DOING AUDITS)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

TaBew i would invite him to browse thru my pics on FB & make his own decision but i know what’s true so
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Fay Fay – RIGHT bc actually you can get LIGHTER than that!
SAUCEY82

@IHEART
OH ISH!!!!! SORRY BABES GOING RIGHT NOW

MIRDMOMMY0806 AND MYSELF HAVE BEEN EMAILING EACH OTHER THIS MORNING.. I’LL GIVE THE LIST RIGHT NOW!!!
iCandy86

@Saucey lol I’m sure yours is lovely…put it back up and lemme see. I always tell people not everyone’s canvas needs to be painted, and not everyones paint needs to be big and detailed My back piece was actually going to be really small on my hip (just one line in cursive, not even graffiti), but then I said go big or go home and here I am lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

Saucey!!!!!!!!! hola prettiness

YSo i guess it was just unexpected so it threw me off thx bew
Yardgirl

says:

Yardgirl says:

says:

@Yardie, him tink mi use de bleach cream dem bc i guess i look soooooo much lighter than prev gravis

Neva mind sistren. You are all kinds of beautiful inside and out
________________
give thanks sis
btw link me up @ liondashs06 @ i have something fe u

*****************************

Will do girl. Mi haffi do it lata doah, personal e-mail blocked at work. Mi caayan wait
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

OHPRETTY!!

I see you didn’t say anything about Serena. Stop being so nice. It makes me feel bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

@Fay, you have mail hun.
vero

I am wondering what’s behind the story between Man & Yso…. were you tw lovers before?
Did he cheat? did YOU cheat?
so many questions !
SAUCEY82

@IHEART
THATS WHY IT CAME BACK CANT DELIVER
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN BOO BOO
KDub

And do I see hints of purple on the ends of that thing on Serena’s head? Are we trying to coordinate with Sally Hensen polish on her nails?

Someone, ANYONE, please help this child.
———————————————
*takes out my sckissors (as my 4 yo great nephew calls them) and cuts the purpa out of the tips of her hair…and takes out my acetone to rid us of that polish….
vero

Damn yardie, they even block personal emails at work? weh ya wuk? alcatraz?
brenden

Hey LilMiss…No need to be sorry suga…You can touch it, flip it and rub it down. Im always up for it just steer clear of that raw patch on my left bootie cheek. Girl the doc says its contagious. Thats the last time I use ChaChas toilet with out puttin down some tissue first
SAUCEY82

@VERO
HEY BEAUTIFUL BUT WAIT
WHERE DO THEY DO THIS AT??

BUT UMMMMMMMMMMM SOMEONE SOME DETAIL
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@VERO

WHAT?!

#Typeless
iheart405

@ Saucey, Its chokolategyrl83@gmail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Is that, Brenden?!?!?!!?!? Heyyyyyy Shuga!!!
vero

Yso, don’t be ashamed

Saucey what did I do?

I see Brenden ignoring my font
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

(mouths “Thank you” @ KDUB cause I’m still typeless thanks to VERO)
brenden

vero says:

I am wondering what’s behind the story between Man & Yso…. were you tw lovers before?
Did he cheat? did YOU cheat?
so many questions !

^^^So whats her face has been kickin it with RogaineManIdontHaveHair ol bobble head azz? it figures he can have her…
iCandy86

brenden says:

Hey LilMiss…No need to be sorry suga…You can touch it, flip it and rub it down. Im always up for it just steer clear of that raw patch on my left bootie cheek. Girl the doc says its contagious. Thats the last time I use ChaChas toilet with out puttin down some tissue first
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“you can touch it flip it, and rub it down”
lilmisscandid

brenden says:

Hey LilMiss…No need to be sorry suga…You can touch it, flip it and rub it down. Im always up for it just steer clear of that raw patch on my left bootie cheek. Girl the doc says its contagious. Thats the last time I use ChaChas toilet with out puttin down some tissue first

_____________________________________________________

ummm nevermind

i think a church will suffice
vero
ohpretty1

YSO, I don’t want to be a
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

VERO!!

This is payback for the whole Idris thing, isn’t? I thought we were better than this.
brenden

Hey unpredic….I can see ur pic is that yo hair? Im just axin cuzz my last chick usta rock a braid wig and try n pass um off as dreads.smh…Its refreshing to see sumthin new
Ms. YaYa

Brenden Oh how I’ve missed you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

TaBew very true! my color varies from season to season like most..

@Pint-size i didnt get an email bew
iheart405

@Saucey, you got mail
iheart405

@Saucey, you got mail
Yardgirl

vero says:

Damn yardie, they even block personal emails at work? weh ya wuk? alcatraz?

***************************

LOL!! I cannot access my personal e-mail accounts from work computer. One hole hepa security reason blah blah. I am finally going to get a iPhone for Christmas when my contract is up so I can then access my anytime mi want!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@YOU

I spoke like 50-11 comments ago and was IGNORED so I hope you choke on whatever is in that mug. HMPH!
vero

Ysooooooooooooooo I you. i don’t want Idris anyway. I am just shocked… as they say there is a fine line between love and hate… that was the only conclusion i could come up with !
vero

Yardie that sucks ! i can’t access Victorias secret from here and i hate it
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@VERO

If you say so… :hugs:
brenden

Hey YAya!!! You still do hair n nails? My edges is lookin rough. I used a toofbrush and sum brown gel like you suggested,,,,But Ive yet to achieve that Ginuwine look circa 2001
SAUCEY82

@IHEART
SENT IT

@VERO
SHHHHHH!!
vero

I do @Yso
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Mike Epps is in the Sparkle re-make! I dont know how that’s gonna work…..
vero

Saucey what????????????

Brenden I’m so not liking you right now
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

Not surprising since one can’t pull off a “Ginuwine” when one has a “Brandy” hairline.
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

YSO, are you going to the dinner Saturday night? I believe I am…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

brenden says:

Hey unpredic….I can see ur pic is that yo hair? Im just axin cuzz my last chick usta rock a braid wig and try n pass um off as dreads.smh…Its refreshing to see sumthin new
________________

Nawl, that ain’t my hair. Bew, you know I’m a Weaveologist.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

To the nincompoop who said that my baby Idris is a tranny-fukker in the last post…..

FUKK YOU AND THE BISH THAT BIRTHED YOU!!!!!!!

Idris don’t like no putas, he likes chicks who keep their panties clean!!!!!!

Don’t get insulting my man, MAN!!!
vero

Hey sassy

still
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999 says:

@Pint-size i didnt get an email bew
____________

I sent you two emails.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

DAWN!! :hugs:

I haven’t been informed as such. What you know that I don’t?
SAUCEY82

DAYUM DOUGIE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Speaking of Ginuwine, did y’all see his ‘Life After’ episode last night?
SAUCEY82

@IHEART
U GOT MAIL!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

DOUGIE!!

(glad I didn’t call Idris a tranny fcker and only said I don’t like his face or his summer squash shaped head)
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

YSO, I will FB you later.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Dougie!!! Where you been, bew????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

fckin’ @Sassy
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Nawl, that ain’t my hair. Bew, you know I’m a Weaveologist
______________________________
This whole time yall talk about weave this and remi that I never knew that wasn’t your hair you ROCKIN that chat bewbew
SAUCEY82

@VERO
I’LL TELL YOU LATER I HONESTLY FORGOT
DAYUM JOB TRYING T MAKE ME WORK TODAY!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Wonders if Dougies know Idris has a needle dyck WORD
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

Why come you ninja’s ain’t been looking for me? I could be dead, or done tripped over Ciara feet while dancing to Helen Keller favorite song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

FeFe says:

Speaking of Ginuwine, did y’all see his ‘Life After’ episode last night?
_____________

but I saw that flucked up gubment name of his.
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Oh wait…so Idris done just got married to some other bish?

WELL, FUKK DA BRITISH TRANNY LOVING NUGGA THEN!!!!

I don’t love dem hoes. *pouting in corner*

that’s why they killed your azz off “The Wire,” cheating dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Choco aka Hippie says:

Nawl, that ain’t my hair. Bew, you know I’m a Weaveologist
______________________________
This whole time yall talk about weave this and remi that I never knew that wasn’t your hair you ROCKIN that chat bewbew
_____________

Thanks bew
Aprilbaby

Solo and her sister have the worst brows in the industry. Sorry to the stans. I hate and un groomed brow. It’s like $20 tops! And that’s on the high end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Mirs

yeah, I knew about his ugly azz name a long time ago…

@Dawn

I ALWAYS look for you on SR, but I get even happier when I sign onto Twitter and see your tweets!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

Oh. My. Goodness. You bishes are CRAZY!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Hey Vero, Saucey, Mirs, Yso, Choco (prayers up for your mommie), and Fefe!

@Choco
How you know? For real? *whispers* You got pics?

@Fefe
Nope- but I know he just applied for a gun permit and license to carry in the state of MD about a month ago. *bish got connections with the authorities*
iheart405

Choco aka Hippie says:

Wonders if Dougies know Idris has a needle dyck WORD

_____________

@ Choco, Why would you say such a thing Nobody that walks like that nigga should have a needle dack and if they do it should be AGAINST the law
brenden

@Unpredic well it looks good baby. You like menzes with pot bellies? Dont roll your eyes, cuzz its like a treasure hunt…In my navel theres always a surprise. Could be lint, hair, sometimes even snacks. Ive found jellybeans, bubblegum, and even a soda can . If you got the munchies then Brendens your Man

@DreadieMurphy one should talk…Whos hairline looks like its going thru a trial seperation with ones forehead?
iheart405

@Dougie, You just come in straight & today huh.
Got me over here
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

To the nincompoop who said that my baby Idris is a tranny-fukker in the last post…..

FUKK YOU AND THE BISH THAT BIRTHED YOU!!!!!!!

Idris don’t like no putas, he likes chicks who keep their panties clean!!!!!!
________________________________________________________________
My nigga!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Yall wanna hear a funny Gwuinine story before he had his radio play cuz Im not saying he is famous me, my sis and a bunch of us was leaving the club one night and Gwuinine was in an old limo about 3:30a in the morning talkn bout “Hey ya wanna ride around with me in my limo” I looked my girls and looked at his limo and said Nicca’s that a hearse that chit was OLD and SCARY LOOKING we laughed our drunk asses back to our car
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

Oh wait…so Idris done just got married to some other bish?

WELL, FUKK DA BRITISH TRANNY LOVING NUGGA THEN!!!!

I don’t love dem hoes. *pouting in corner*

that’s why they killed your azz off “The Wire,” cheating dog.
______________________________________________________________________
You STOOOOOOOPID!
Lala11_7

My Babygirl Lynn (hey Lynn, I know you’re looking)!!! She is my “beautician magician”…and I also call her place the “Beautician Kitchen”…because that’s where she does her magic…

Kitchen Beauticians get REAL bad reps…because I have NEVA had anyone hook me up at their home and I came out LOOKIN’ BAD!!!

However, I have gone to “shops” (some of them so called high-end) and had to almost catch a case because my butter was the OPPOSITE OF WHIPPED!!!
brenden

Well well well if it aint Dawn Sheen. The women who could have been my ebony queen. The YoYo to my Ice Cube, the Yang to my Ying….Unfortunately the heffa dont like peen
vero

Choco, I must have missed something. What’s wrong with your mom?

Sassy again

Dawn, we never talk no more
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

cuzz its like a treasure hunt…In my navel theres always a surprise.
________________________

Choco, Why would you say such a thing Nobody that walks like that nigga should have a needle dack and if they do it should be AGAINST the law
_____________________
Promise I read somewhere he is not a good lover and he is not well hung and ever since then Im good on Idris cuz a bish can’t stand no needly dack
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@VERO
My moms sugar was really high the past couple of days and I had to do the ER and then her DRS exhausted
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

brenden says:

@Unpredic well it looks good baby. You like menzes with pot bellies? Dont roll your eyes, cuzz its like a treasure hunt…In my navel theres always a surprise. Could be lint, hair, sometimes even snacks. Ive found jellybeans, bubblegum, and even a soda can . If you got the munchies then Brendens your Man

@DreadieMurphy one should talk…Whos hairline looks like its going thru a trial seperation with ones forehead?
___________________

I have missed you soooooo much.
vero

@Brenden
vero

Choco, I’m sorry to hear that ! I hope she recovers 100% , very soon
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Choco
But I saw that scene of him getting out the bed in “Takers!!!” You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Promise I read somewhere he is not a good lover and he is not well hung and ever since then Im good on Idris cuz a bish can’t stand no needly dack
_________________________________________________________________
That’s he say/she say….Until he releases a peen shot of himself then I’m gonna imagine him with the peen I saw in Takers!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Dougie

Word? Who he tryin’ to ?
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Goodammit!!!!

I done almost swallowed a THIRD tongue ring this year!! WTF?! Just cant get right no more!!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
_______________________________________________________
That chit made me twitch in my seat!
brenden

Hey Vero!!!! dont be them ashy knuckles at me come mere suga and give big daddy sum
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Fefe
I dont know but he listed his reason as for: “protection of myself and my family against indivuduals with malicious intent” or some sh*t like that.

Maybe somebody done ran up on him lately and he ain’t having it.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Choco
But I saw that scene of him getting out the bed in “Takers!!!” You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
____________________
K Dougie and Chi Imma have to check that out then – cuz I Elephant TRUNKS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

So he pulled a Bill Bellamy in Love Jones huh?
Dymond

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey Tatted **bats lashes**

yall luv some Big Sean up there…I listen to Detroit station 98..WJLB I think and they play the hell out of that dude
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Brenden
Oh- welcome back!! You got tired of playing with them children over there on Necole’s playground, huh? I saw that they didn’t appreciate your style of humor.

Came crawling back to us like Sandra’s name is Gilbert and yours is Troy.

We missed you, though!
iheart405

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

You could see his elephant trunk through his boxers in the damn DARKKKK!!! <— now that's talent!!
_______________________________________________________
That chit made me twitch in my seat!

_____

all the way. I was like WOWSERZS when I saw that scene in takers
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

:hugs: @ VERO thank you very much!
Dymond

Vero Chiby Brendon Dougie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@Choco

He dayum near had a baby’s arm hangin’ in them trunks on Takers….
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Came crawling back to us like Sandra’s name is Gilbert and yours is Troy.

We missed you, though!
___________________________________________________
Bish you aint chit for that comment!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Dymond
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

He dayum near had a baby’s arm hangin’ in them trunks on Takers….
____________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Came crawling back to us like Sandra’s name is Gilbert and yours is Troy.

______
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fe
Dymond

ooooooohhh so Brendon been cheating on us with them losers @ NB?
now I see why YSo dumped him….
http://dawnsheen.blogspot.com/ Dawn Sheen

brenden says:

Well well well if it aint Dawn Sheen. The women who could have been my ebony queen. The YoYo to my Ice Cube, the Yang to my Ying….Unfortunately the heffa dont like peen

—————–
(in my Rudy Rae Moore vocie)

Brenden, Brenden ninja where you been? You could be my dude but you just a little too rude. I love peen like Ciara’s toe enjoy picking up carpet… of which I’ve munched probably more than I’ve hunched with a dyck or two but keep that between me and you. You can be the emoticon to my comment, the RT to my tweet… fluck it y’all I got played rather my expectations were too high somebody make me feel better…..please??
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Anyway how do you ladies know he wasn’t pulling a Bey with her fake belly maybe he had a fake peen – stranger things have happened
brenden

@Dougie child. Its some youngins over dere. They dont know how to preciate a robust man.lmaaaaaaaao. Its sum cool chicks over there 2 tho. Im workin on this chick from the military. Imma wife her

Oh, hey Dyamond had a dream about you last night. It involved me, you, and a prostate exam. Girl I dont know what you was diggin for, but as far up as yo arm got in my rectum, I coulda swore you woulda fount Jimmy Hoffa
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Choco aka Hippie says:

Anyway how do you ladies know he wasn’t pulling a Bey with her fake belly maybe he had a fake peen – stranger things have happened
__________________________________________________________
Fukkin Bish!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

@Dougie
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeeeey Dymond I missed’ed you!

Big Sean??? Ion’ really care for him… i just me some:

AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
NOW STOP and make that Muh’fugga Hamma’time!
Get Wooble’d Wooble’d

DAYUM THE TRICKS I DO OFF THAT SONG!
vero

suga daddy???? not sure bout that one !

I don’t want no ELEPHANT penis
vero

Dymmond
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Vero
Why you scared of elephant trunks they aint neva hurt nobody!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

DOUGIE!!

Have I told you I love today? I haven’t? Cause I do. :hugs:
vero

I think Dawn don’t see me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

that damned Brenden
OutsidetheBox

Solange looks cute with her eclectic self. Hush Sandra Nobody dont go in on them damn backpacks you wear sheesh!

#personalstyle
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

#TeamNoElephantTrunks
Dymond

brenden says:
Oh, hey Dyamond had a dream about you last night. It involved me, you, and a prostate exam. Girl I dont know what you was diggin for, but as far up as yo arm got in my rectum, I coulda swore you woulda fount Jimmy Hoffa
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

OTB!!
vero

Chi they hurt ME. or maybe it was one HUMONGOUS think that traumatized me. Now I only want regular.
brenden

(in my Rudy Rae Moore vocie)

Brenden, Brenden ninja where you been? You could be my dude but you just a little too rude. I love peen like Ciara’s toe enjoy picking up carpet… of which I’ve munched probably more than I’ve hunched with a dyck or two but keep that between me and you. You can be the emoticon to my comment, the RT to my tweet… fluck it y’all I got played rather my expectations were too high somebody make me feel better…..please??

^^^ I got sumthin that can make you feel better. Its underneath my foreskin, it looks like chedder. Its a special secretion, with healing powers…Will have you feeling better in only an hour. Like a B-12 shot, it hits the spot, will have you feeling like youre on top….Of the world…Like Brandy n Mase…Commere girl so i can buss in ya face The white gals do it, so why not you too? Dont be afraid its just semen boo. Its natures nectar, its good for your lungs…Its that stuff that had YS* sprung
caligirl

FeFe says:

Speaking of Ginuwine, did y’all see his ‘Life After’ episode last night?
___
I saw some of it. Nothing special…did I hear in the previews that he was once on drugs? he still looks good though, not my type.
vero

thing***

Hey OTB
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

@Vero
Why you scared of elephant trunks they aint neva hurt nobody!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
&
Mamacita

“Hush Sandra Nobody dont go in on them damn backpacks you wear sheesh!”
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Vero
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home. I told him that I planned on having babies one day and that he wasnt gonna do me like he did that other girl. He sent that bish to the hospital. She was bleeding real bad. I think he ruptured her wall or some chit like that.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Heeeeey Dougie, OTB & Dawn.
Dymond

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
NOW STOP and make that Muh’fugga Hamma’time!
Get Wooble’d Wooble’d
DAYUM THE TRICKS I DO OFF THAT SONG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
o yeah you did say you had a lot of ass, didn’t you?
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

I hate Brenden. No, really, I do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@brenden

that sounds like smegma!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

vero says:

Chi they hurt ME. or maybe it was one HUMONGOUS think that traumatized me. Now I only want regular.
________________________________________________
I think 8-9 inches is perfect!
Dymond

muthafuggin Fayla is in the building
vero

Brenden says :

**that stuff that had YS* sprung **

@
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

brenden says:

(in my Rudy Rae Moore vocie)

Brenden, Brenden ninja where you been? You could be my dude but you just a little too rude. I love peen like Ciara’s toe enjoy picking up carpet… of which I’ve munched probably more than I’ve hunched with a dyck or two but keep that between me and you. You can be the emoticon to my comment, the RT to my tweet… fluck it y’all I got played rather my expectations were too high somebody make me feel better…..please??

^^^ I got sumthin that can make you feel better. Its underneath my foreskin, it looks like chedder. Its a special secretion, with healing powers…Will have you feeling better in only an hour. Like a B-12 shot, it hits the spot, will have you feeling like youre on top….Of the world…Like Brandy n Mase…Commere girl so i can buss in ya face The white gals do it, so why not you too? Dont be afraid its just semen boo. Its natures nectar, its good for your lungs…Its that stuff that had YS* sprung
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– I’ve missed you SOOOOOOO MUCH, Brenden!
Mamacita

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

@Vero
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home. I told him that I planned on having babies one day and that he wasnt gonna do me like he did that other girl. He sent that bish to the hospital. She was bleeding real bad. I think he ruptured her wall or some chit like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@caligirl

Yeah, he was on drugs when his parents died like a year apart….he does NOTHING for me lately..I thought he was really fine back in the day, but he’s lookin’ real regular nowadays…
Dymond

Hurt so good…c’mon baby make it hurt so good

#notafraidofthebigblackdyck
vero

Chi, that almost happened to me once and gosh it HURT
thought I had something broken inside
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Its natures nectar, its good for your lungs…Its that stuff that had YS* sprung
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I heard it was good for the skin too. Clears up acne and chit…but you aint heard that from me!
brenden

Oh now you see me F**LA? You done with ManIdontHavePubicHair or whatever his name is I swear you SR heffas are wishywashy. Will move on from a ninja in a heartbeat, I cant even take a few days off.smh
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

It’s not about length; it’s about girth. Just sayin. <—Innocent face.
iheart405

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

@Vero
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home. I told him that I planned on having babies one day and that he wasnt gonna do me like he did that other girl. He sent that bish to the hospital. She was bleeding real bad. I think he ruptured her wall or some chit like that.

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Da fluck
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond. It’s a curse in my fam! When my baby was ALLOWED to come home w/me, on the first visit, when she ran into my fam, she was like do they have in the water up here b/c I ain’t NEVA saw a whole family of AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@chiby

I had a co-worker who dealt with that before…she said she really liked him but having sex with him was too much of a painful experience and they broke things off…

I’m not a fan of elephant peens for myself, but they are nice to look at!
vero

@Dymond. I’ll pass !
OutsidetheBox

Hey friends!!!!!!

Oh no, I spy Brendan…no wonder there are so many dead folks in the post!
caligirl

FeFe says:

Yeah, he was on drugs when his parents died like a year apart….he does NOTHING for me lately..I thought he was really fine back in the day, but he’s lookin’ real regular nowadays…
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Yeah I saw the part about his parnets and I took a commerical break nap and woke up at 5:30a…Yeah, back in the day I thought he was fine too. Solo is looking a bit tired! I didn’t realize her head was so big.
iheart405

I cant take Brenden and Dawn
Dymond

chibytex says:
I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk. It was so big that I couldnt do nothing with it. Couldnt suck it or nothing. I made him put it away and go home.
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shame on you
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

OMG my cousin is gonna be in Beyonce’s remake of the Best Thing I Never Had. They sent in their wedding pic and was selected! I’m so extremely jealous!!!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@DYMOND

Be nice.
vero

Yso
i don’t want girth either. give me RE GU LAR

Chi, I remember this guy WITHOUT A WARNING tried to put it back there
(i said he TRIED)

ok i’ll stop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@caligirl

Solo is looking a bit tired! I didn’t realize her head was so big.
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for some reason I NEVER found her attractive, she always resembled a large bird to me…but I’ve heard she’s much better looking in person…
Dymond

@ Tatted that aint no damn curse!
brenden

YSoSerious says:

It’s not about length; it’s about girth. Just sayin. <—Innocent face.

^^Umhhmmm thats why you usta call mines ur lil chubby hubby. It may be only 3inches long, but its fat like the rest of me
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Hey Dymond & Tatted!!

@Yso
I love you too.

@Chiby
I love to LOOK at elephant trunks. I don’t want nary another one near me! One of my exes (actually 2) had them and I will never forget the pain I would be in. The first time my first bf with the trunk and me had sex, it looked like the Menendez murders had happened in my bedroom. My FRIENDS had to ACTUALLY come over and help me clean it up. I NEVER had sex with him again and he couldn’t understand why.

So no more elephant trunks. I’ll take somewhere between 6-8 and thick. Long peens do nothing for me, thick peens do a helluva LOT!!!
Dymond

whatchu talkin bout Chi? was there a contest for the video or something?
caligirl

@iheart405 says:

I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk.
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My ex-husband was like that…thank goodness for vagniaplasty
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Chi, I remember this guy WITHOUT A WARNING tried to put it back there
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Yeah dude tried to put in me…but it was quite uncomfortable…..I couldnt do it!!
vero

@Caligirl
KayCeiSoul

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
*runs in @ top speed singing*
Now stop – AND MAKE THE MUHFUGGA HAMMA’TIME!

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Hey Tatted!

I Big Sean, and I cut up everytime I hear that song, it just always seems to catch me in the car.

They play him alot on WJLB because he’s from the D.
Gotta represent your own.
brenden

Oh hey tattd…Imma need you to do my makeup for these Christmas photos we takin at Sears next week. I wanna look like Diana Ross circa the mid 70’s…Mahogany Diana not the Whiz Diana. I aint trynna look like no 50 yr old woman wearing her granddaughters dress. No sir…I wanna look like a laaaady (Shanaynay voice)
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chi – The last guy I was with before I went full throttle woman (he was my bf of 4 years) was like. Boy was slung, hung & all the chit! It was like an aerosol can! It didn’t help he was 6’7!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chi – The last guy I was with before I went full throttle woman (he was my bf of 4 years) was like. Boy was slung, hung & all the chit! It was like an aerosol can! It didn’t help he was 6’7!
iheart405

caligirl says:

@iheart405 says:

I knew a dude that had an elephant trunk.
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My ex-husband was like that…thank goodness for vagniaplasty

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Im glad you already sent your self to the for that
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Dymond says:

whatchu talkin bout Chi? was there a contest for the video or something?
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There was a contest for the remake of the video that I guess will be on anthology. And my cousin’s wife who is a stan like me submitted their wedding pics and they got selected. She said that its only for like 2 seconds but its THEM! I said OMG Beyonce KNOWS who ya’ll are. I soooooooooooooooo jealous!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Brenden – Hey bew – I got’chu. I’mma do you up real nice….like a laaaaaaydee!
SAUCEY82

I NEED A NEW JOB!!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Kaycei – I’m from Toledo, which is like 45 mins outside of the D. I’ve been living in Columbus for 11 years BUT when that song comes on….BOY! Still got collar marks from being “snatched up!”
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

it looked like the Menendez murders had happened in my bedroom. My FRIENDS had to ACTUALLY come over and help me clean it up. I NEVER had sex with him again and he couldn’t understand why.
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Dayum!!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@VERO

I’m not talking Coke can or nothing like that.

I’m just saying only about the first third of the vageen has nerve endings so a lot of that ahem…length…is just extra but not always a bonus, if you get what I’m saying.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

My ex-husband was like that…thank goodness for vagniaplasty
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OutsidetheBox

So wait a bi tch gots to get married to fukk with Bey?

fukk her then
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Hey y’all

Wish me luck, I’m trying to get a promotion here at work and found out I have a meeting with the CFO next week…
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@NoButtStuff

EVA.
vero

yeah yeah I get it Yso
caligirl

iheart405 says:

and kegal exercies, I’m doing those now returns
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Yso
That make sense. (#316). That explains why I don’t really get pleasure out of extra long peens ( a lot of pain though), but a thick peen will have me climbing walls. I didn’t know there was only nerve endings for a few inches.

Thanks for the knowledge, Yso!
Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

Ok I walk in on elephant men now?

Hi fammies
caligirl

FeFe says:

Hey y’all

Wish me luck, I’m trying to get a promotion here at work and found out I have a meeting with the CFO next week…
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Well stay off the compuuuuttttar, we’ll understand good luck
vero

Caligirl please
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@DOUGIE

You’re welcome. :hugs:

HONY!! :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@caligirl

If I get it I likely WILL NOT be kickin’ it with y’all much at all anymore…
AndThenIHitMyDougie

G’luck Fefe!!!

Just think positive and CLAIM it and it’s all YOURS!!!

On another note…God has been so good to me this week!!! I got that huge raise on Monday, Mister got his new job offer yesterday (he actually got THREE job offers yesterday- bastard), but he also got a huge raise. And my mama is so happy to have a new lil part time job to keep her occupied starting next week.

Me & Mister are RICCCCHHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Not really “rich” though, per se.)

We both get our first checks on the same day. I told him we’re gonna cash our first checks out in all $1’s, put em in the bathtub and make love on it.
caligirl

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@Yso
That make sense. (#316).
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Duuuuuuh do you like eating long skinny hotdogs. I didn’t think so. NO, you prolly go for the extra thick halfsmokes. I’mma just stay in the
brenden

Big penises are overrated yall size queen heffas gone regret over lookin the petite peniled menzes like mahself when youre 40 and incontinent cuzz of all the damage ummmhmmm all the kegels in the world wont save you Im just trynna help yall, My big mama was a cna so I know medical stuff. Leave them big thangs alone and come on home. You aint got to be ashamed. You can hit me up on the low @VenHairEoleDizeez @yahoo.com
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Gonna make me a Beyonce’ onesie outta dollar bills and use quarters to line my legs like glitter tights….
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Cali
LOL! I don’t eat meat though.

(Except Mister’s. But he gets real finicky when I bite sometimes. )
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@FEFE

I would miss you but you better get that promotion girl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

G’luck Fefe!!! :hugs:

Just think positive and CLAIM it and it’s all YOURS!!!

On another note…God has been so good to me this week!!! I got that huge raise on Monday, Mister got his new job offer yesterday (he actually got THREE job offers yesterday- bastard), but he also got a huge raise. And my mama is so happy to have a new lil part time job to keep her occupied starting next week.

Me & Mister are RICCCCHHHH!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Not really “rich” though, per se.)

We both get our first checks on the same day. I told him we’re gonna cash our first checks out in all $1?s, put em in the bathtub and make love on it.

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that’s BAWSE chit right derr!!!!

I’ll be getting a PHAT raise too, and hubby just got a new job last month too, so I’m with ya sista!
Dymond

good luck Fe

sooooo….my dude suggested that my next toy be one of those peens that has a suction on the end…I dont really do fake peens, I prefer to use my lil vibrator and buzz away but what yall think? I think I would feel hella awkward/stupid backing it up on my shower wall or riding my dining table
West Coast Chick

I hope you get the promotion @ Fee
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Fefe

Go into the meeting in jeans, a suit blazer and a baseball cap with the tag still hanging off and look in the CFO face and say:

“MO’ MONEY, MO’ MONEY, MO’ MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!”

You may not get the promotion, but at least you’ll give everyone a good story!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@ CALI

Some days you should just never even leave Da Kona.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

OutsidetheBox says:

So wait a bi tch gots to get married to fukk with Bey?

fukk her then
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She did an alternate video for her FANS/STANS with people on their wedding day! She did a contest where people could submit wedding photos and videos. I just saw my cousin and his wife IN the video….

That’s fukking hot!!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

Good luck, Fe!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@YSo

Thanks hon! I’m claimin’ it! I’ve already gone through a SLEW of interviews…just ready for the offer already!
caligirl

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

We both get our first checks on the same day. I told him we’re gonna cash our first checks out in all $1?s, put em in the bathtub and make love on it.
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Note to self, only accept coins and 5 dollars bills for a minute.
brenden

Wayamenette…FEFE is married? man I take back all my compliments
OutsidetheBox

If I get it I likely WILL NOT be kickin’ it with y’all much at all anymore…

I pray you get it and thats exactly what happened to me… I have to spend less time here now.
JMO

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@Cali
LOL! I don’t eat meat though.

(Except Mister’s. But he gets real finicky when I bite sometimes. )
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… Um, what did I miss? I go to lunch, come back and I’m totally lost
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Dymond

First off- HOW THE HELL YOU GON BE RIDING THE DINING TABLE, HOOKER?!

What kinda grace and meal blessing ya’ll saying over the food at YOUR house?!

Gon’ have your coochie juices around the place setting snad sh*t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

Thanks everyone! :hugs:

@Dougie you stooooopid!

@Dymond

I just had a visual of that suction peen and I’m over here
Dymond

Dizzam Tatted

AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ
AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ AZZ

u got a side profile pic?
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

FeFe says:

@caligirl

If I get it I likely WILL NOT be kickin’ it with y’all much at all anymore…
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Make that money bish!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

@Caligirl

It’s okay- we’ll be in the bathtub, so technically the money will be clean…… (or something close to it.)
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

Ahhh…I love this mothafcking family oriented blog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@brenden

ummmm, yes hon…I talk about my hubby on here all the time!
caligirl

trying to beat this traffic bye until…next time
Dymond

o I’m the only one getting bent over the dining table?

but I figured I could suction the peen to the table and well….
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Caligirl
brenden

@FeFe I ignore comments that say hubby, husband, my man, my pimp,,,,and so forth. imma true hater
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@caligirl
AndThenIHitMyDougie

SMH…. Remind me to NEVER eat dinner at Dymond’s house.

Her hubby going have her dropping coochie juices on the good chinaware. Make sure you put those extra-strength tablets in the dishwasher with your stuff, Dymond! Coochie juices don’t come out with no regla’ azz Joy!
AndThenIHitMyDougie

Cali!
Dymond

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
Gon’ have your coochie juices around the place setting snad sh*t

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just adding a lil flavor to the cuisine
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

I’m with Dymond I dont really get of on dildos, but vibrator
It gets right to the spot!
Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

Yso

How were your lunches ladies?

@ fefetish

Positive thinking and owning it will get you there. Good Luck! and chit knock them off their feet.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

DYMOND!!

Ew.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

just adding a lil flavor to the cuisine
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<———– Have a _/
Dymond

shut up Dougie! I was just gonna ask you to come by for Thanksgiving…you can get mashed potatoes with a lil extra gravy
brenden

Where is Posche and the rest of my Harem? I really wanted to holla at everyone before I bounced. Did sum folks get banned again? Whens the last time Sandra did a medical minute? Id like to ask her why jalapenos my my farts sting? Which creates warmth betwixt my cheeks, which leads to sweat, which leads to my cheeks creatin friction when I walk. Its not a pretty sight. Or smell for that matter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

:hugs: @Hony

I am DONE with Diamond and her cuisine with the new zesty flavor!
JMO

Dymond says:

shut up Dougie! I was just gonna ask you to come by for Thanksgiving…you can get mashed potatoes with a lil extra gravy
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brenden

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

I’m with Dymond I dont really get of on dildos, but vibrator
It gets right to the spot!

^^Ever tried the ones that “blow your hair back” I see that stupid commercial all the time…Sometimes Im tempted to order it, but I think theyre overhyping it. As many vibrators that Ive used, none have ever Blown My Hair Back…I had one that got caught in the hair of my butt, however thats a different story
Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

Brenden

I love that your back
Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

@ Brenden
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

It looks like I’m gonna be moving to Houston in the next couple of months if this military thing doesnt work out for my hubby! My hubby wants out of the union and I cant find a job here. We need to move somewhere where I have connections.

I’m so
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Ever tried the ones that “blow your hair back” I see that stupid commercial all the time…Sometimes Im tempted to order it, but I think theyre overhyping it. As many vibrators that Ive used, none have ever Blown My Hair Back…I had one that got caught in the hair of my butt, however thats a different story
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Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

Thats great Chiby.
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond…..sorry bew. Ion’have no side profile!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@CHIBY

Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Hony
I’m so ready to move. I’ll get to be with my friends and family and eat ALL the crawfish I want! Life will be perfect again!
Dymond

FeFe says:
I am DONE with Diamond and her cuisine with the new zesty flavor!

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why is it gotta be zesty?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chibs – I would be happy too! I’d rather live in Houston instead of Chi ANYDAY!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I missed some butcher saga’s I see @ Dougie
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

YSoSerious says:

@CHIBY

Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
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– it’ll be Chibytexbychi
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

YSoSerious says:

@CHIBY

Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
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I was just thinking about that….I’ll make up something. Hell hopefully I wont be logging in here that much cause I’ll have a job!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

@chiby

That’s wonderful news girl! You’ll probably have better luck down there too!
Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

@ Chocolatte

Wey you been?
brenden

@Hony…You changed your name huh? You the chick who likes to put her fangaz in unheard of places huh damn why you just now showing up! Child I aint back, Im just horny. The womenz at the other place I go dont know me yet, they skurred, so I figured I come here to get some qwik E-cooch
T
T
F
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http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ Chibs – I would be happy too! I’d rather live in Houston instead of Chi ANYDAY!
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RIGHT!!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I had one that got caught in the hair of my butt, however thats a different story
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http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here.
Dymond

Tatted Diva
I’d rather live in Houston instead of Chi ANYDAY!
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for real..I dont see how you ninjas do up there but in the south you have to dodge tornadoes, try not to wilt in the suffocating heat, and battle elephant dick sized mosquitoes

still pick the south
SAUCEY82

I’M LOST AND SOMEONE BRING ME UP TO DATE AND MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

FeFe says:

@chiby

That’s wonderful news girl! You’ll probably have better luck down there too!
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I know. My hubby is apprehensive about Houston cause he hate the social settings. But I’m like chit you dont have to go out. You can stay at home and watch Ladybug while I go out!

I think he’ll be fine, he just gotta get use to the Houston mentality and lifestyle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

and battle elephant dick sized mosquitoes
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@Dymond…when did we say you could come OUT da ?!
Dymond

Chocoooooooooo
u ever used one of those peens that suctions to chit? would you ride one on your dining table?
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

I dont see how you ninjas do up there but in the south you have to dodge tornadoes, try not to wilt in the suffocating heat, and battle elephant dick sized mosquitoes
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I got ate the fukk up in Houston last weekend. I came back to the Chi with bites EVERYWHERE! But if I spray myself down with OFF everyday then that’s what I’ll do.

I was so sad when I got off the plane in Chicago. I did not wanna come back!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond…..me too! I’m tryna convince my bew to move. She said Texas (even though she wanted to West Coast) and I said i’ll be good in San Antonio or even Dallas. I lived in Dallas for 2 years when I was growing up!
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

“Kick in the door”
Biggie flow I’m all dressed up with nowhere to go [
Dymond

@ Saucey
what you lost about boo? is that a ludacris-esque sideburn you got going in that pic? does that guy have any clothes on?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

to Cha – the puuurrrtiest woman i know!
JMO

YSoSerious says:

I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here.
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I’m in chicago!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

YSoSerious says:

I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here.
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I’ve did 7 years here! That’s enough. I fell outta love here in 2008-2009. I guess once I got preggers and had my baby I realized this is NOT the place I wanna raise her. Dodging gangs, no yard space, and the cost of living is outta control!!
Dymond

YSoSerious says:
I’m not feeling the Chicago love in here
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awww YSo I hate winter and I think that I would be in a constant state of depression up there
JMO

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

YSoSerious says:

@CHIBY

Does that mean you’re gonna have to change your SR name?
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I was just thinking about that….I’ll make up something. Hell hopefully I wont be logging in here that much cause I’ll have a job!
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How about Chibytex Backtotex no?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond….where are you @????
SAUCEY82

@DYMOND
HEY SWEEET
NO!! I TOOK MY HAIR DOWN AND SHOOK MY HEAD AND WE SNAPPED AWAY THATS HOW IT LANDED..LOL

YES HE DOES HAVE ON CLOTHES MY PLAY-BRO IS A DARN FOOL

AND AWE!!! I’M MOVING TO CHICAGO NEXT YEAR AFTER MY SPRING SEMESTER
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

JMO says:

How about Chibytex Backtotex no?
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Nooooooooo –

it’ll be Chibytexbychi
Dymond

@ Tatted
Texas is a good look, but I heard Austin is the place to be

@ Cha

Sooooo in love…I don’t care what they say…I don’t curr if they talkin’ tomorrooooooooo
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

I said i’ll be good in San Antonio or even Dallas. I lived in Dallas for 2 years when I was growing up!
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I’m originally from Dallas. Its coming up. If push comes to shove chit I’d move there too. Cause that’s where my daddy, mama and sisters and brothers are. We’ll see. I know we gotta get the fukk outta here.

If hubby goes into the Airforce and Texas is a choice for us I think we’d have to move to San Antonio. Which aint far from Dallas or Houston.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Sooooo in love…I don’t care what they say…I don’t curr if they talkin’ tomorrooooooooo
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I told my girls you can get it!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

awww YSo I hate winter and I think that I would be in a constant state of depression up there
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It is! For me at least!
Dymond

I’m in Little Rock!!

@ Saucey I was just messing with you
JMO

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

JMO says:

How about Chibytex Backtotex no?
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Nooooooooo –

it’ll be Chibytexbychi
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Why did I read that as “Chi Sexy B*tch”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

Da fluck yall in here tawkin bout?????
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond & Chi – Yeah, I Texas and my job’s corporate office is located in Houston….been many of times.

@ Dymond – you said Austin, hey????
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Why did I read that as “Chi Sexy B*tch”
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I like that chit!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

CHACHELLA!! :hugs:

JMO!! <—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Tatted
What do you do?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond – you be ‘bangin’ in Lil’ Rock????
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

JMO!! <—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
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ALL native Chicagoans say this crazy chit!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chi – I’mma National Closing Coordinator for a Title Company. My job is to coordinate deals between buyer/seller/lender/ – for a franchisee who’s buying commercial property!
Dymond

not a damn thang @ Unpre

@ Tatted yeah Austin reportedly has a lot of opportunities and you can make good money and live good there but there aint that many coloreds from what I heard
MzDetermined

Solange & Serena should have switched shoes then the outfits would go.
JMO

YSoSerious says:

CHACHELLA!! :hugs:

JMO!! <—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
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A friend of mine from college jus moved here and she's from Cali. She keeps asking me how to prepare for the winter
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ Chi – I’mma National Closing Coordinator for a Title Company. My job is to coordinate deals between buyer/seller/lender/ – for a franchisee who’s buying commercial property!
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The Closer!! NICE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

I just came back to work from FYE. I went to grab my daughter a fuggin Mindless Behavior CD and I damned neah froze will I was outside. I love my city but, I ain’t built for this shyt.
Dymond

Tatted Diva says:
@ Dymond – you be ‘bangin’ in Lil’ Rock????

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JMO

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

JMO!! <—The shakes from the wind off the lake but I can't imagine living nowhere else in the world.
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ALL native Chicagoans say this crazy chit!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ JMO….Didja tell her wear 3 layer everyday and for the strength to maintain?
SAUCEY82

@DYMOND
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I NEEDED THAT LAUGH

@TATTED
IM IN HOUSTON NOW AND READY TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

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A friend of mine from college jus moved here and she’s from Cali. She keeps asking me how to prepare for the winter
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Tell her to My first winter here was traumatizing being that I was come from Houston.

When I got fired from my job it was in January. DEAD winter…I was like I aint gotta stand out in the cold no more and catch the train and bus.

Now I’m like I’d pay anything to stand out in the cold to catch a train or bus to WORK!
Dymond

:2dance: Dimplez!!! :2dance:

we was just talking bout how much we hate your city
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Saucey
Why you ready to leave Houston?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJoefWJY_c SamYell JacksEm

What yall talkin bout?
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond – No colored, eh??? I’ll pass!

BTW – you ain’t like my question????
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

MzDimplez1123 says:

I just came back to work from FYE. I went to grab my daughter a fuggin Mindless Behavior CD and I damned neah froze will I was outside. I love my city but, I ain’t built for this shyt.
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This is why I’m ready to go!!! I’m a big girl but my bones aint built for this chit!
Honycoatd—Going off a feeling, I see you!!!

Guys enjoy your day I am pooped and going home

Get home safely.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@JMO

You can’t prepare nobody for a real Chicago winter. Your Cali friend—>
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chi – YES, I’M THE CLOSER….BUT NOT THE BUYER! That’s what I long to be!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Dymond! How you gone do me like that dough?

SAM!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Saucey – why you rett to go???? Is your girl gonna go too???
Dymond

chibytex says:
Now I’m like I’d pay anything to stand out in the cold to catch a train or bus to WORK!

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this made me sad..maybe when you move there will be better opportunities
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ HonyCoated. boo!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Tatted
It aint too many of US in Austin. Its a big ass college town cause you got University of Texas (Hook’em Horns) there which has about 60,000 students…. Its nice there though.
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

TATTED TA TA TALICIOUS YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PURRRRTY WOMAN

DYMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND Ride that pony girl show him how you like it!!!!

YSOLOBOLODITAPITA Take me to a VOLKSWAGEN DEALA
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

YSoSerious says:

@JMO

You can’t prepare nobody for a real Chicago winter. Your Cali friend—>
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Real Talk….and if we have another winter like we had last winter (the predictions are that its gonna be worse) than your friend is gonna be running back to Cali.
JMO

@Chi & GG

I told her to buy a warm coat, not no cute ish and prepare to layer up. I remember having to go to high school when snow was on the ground up to my knees and being marked late if I didnt get there on time!!

Gotta love the snowball fights and ice skate on state though

@Chi thats funny! I actually wish I had a job where I could take the train or bus because the amount I spend on gas each month is close to my car note….
Dymond

@ Tatted I didnt have an answer for it, sooooo

@ Dimplez u know I loves u and if you did babydimpz hair in your gravi…that chit looks good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJoefWJY_c SamYell JacksEm

Dimpz!! Is that lil you in the gravi?
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

this made me sad..maybe when you move there will be better opportunities
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This is what I for!

Something has got to give!
SAUCEY82

@CHIBY
NOT MY TOWN BABES. I’M A CITY GIRL
BUT YOU BEING FROM HOUSTON I’LL BE NICE
candibfly

i don’t even wanna know what y’all were talkin bout for 400+ comments

sup
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chibs – Ion’do non-colored areas! Hell, in my office, It’s only me, a Trinadadian & a Mexican lady (who don’t want to acknowlege I’m 1/2 Mexican so fugg the bish) and the rest is alabaster! They get’s the rawdawg from me on a reg! This one had the nerve to ask how can I afford to dress so nice and chit. I told her #1, stay up out my chips. Don’t count mine, cuz i’m dayum sure not counting yours & #2, Ion’got no kids….i can do that!

Fuggin’ trick bish!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

@Chi thats funny! I actually wish I had a job where I could take the train or bus because the amount I spend on gas each month is close to my car note….
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Exactly! My hubby spends at least $300 a month in gas. And our car note aint even half of that….

Reason number 12 as to why we gotta get the hell outta here!
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

CALIFORNIA LOVE TILL THA DEF OF ME!!!!! IMA CALI GURL TO HEART!!
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Dymond….I’M SORRY!
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

Who still here?
Who naked?
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

SAUCEY82 says:

@CHIBY
NOT MY TOWN BABES. I’M A CITY GIRL
BUT YOU BEING FROM HOUSTON I’LL BE NICE
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But Houston aint country….what you mean?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJoefWJY_c SamYell JacksEm

Candi!!!
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Cha – that’s where my bew longs to be! I’d have to kill her though, cuz she loves her some Cali bishs….cuz most all mixed up w/different races and chit! My half & half azz ain’t good enuff there.

JUST KIDDING!
JMO

YSoSerious says:

@JMO

You can’t prepare nobody for a real Chicago winter. Your Cali friend—>
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I know right
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

(who don’t want to acknowlege I’m 1/2 Mexican so fugg the bish)
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candibfly

awesome :wave: <—- bloomers
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chi – you make me sigg. I figured you’d be the few to catch what I said! I was hollering when I saw your emoticon hollering!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

SamYell JacksEm says:

Candi!!!
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
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You know damn well you gotta belong to a gang or have been a past memeber of one to survive here! You know your city is ROUGH as fukk! :stop: playing
candibfly

who talkin bout my city?
JMO

Chicago is the best city!!

I’ve never been to Texas. I want to visit though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFwik0Lon-g&ob=av2e FeFe

g’night all…I’m out!
SAUCEY82

@TATTED
MY GIRL IS A CHICAGO BABY… BORN RAISED AND STILL LIVES THERE
I’M GOING TO HER I JUST NEEDED TO FINISH SCHOOL
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

SAM!! :hugs:

I know right. Haters. Every last one of them. HMPH!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ Chi – you make me sigg. I figured you’d be the few to catch what I said! I was hollering when I saw your emoticon hollering!
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That bish like us Mexicans dont have ass like that. You know you a nigga! :stop: trying to claim my race!
SAUCEY82

@FEFE
JMO

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

SamYell JacksEm says:

Candi!!!
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
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You know damn well you gotta belong to a gang or have been a past memeber of one to survive here! You know your city is ROUGH as fukk! :stop: playing
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Depends on where you live and thats every city as a matter of fact
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Saucey – Oh okay. That’s whats up. Don’t get me wrong, I shopping in Chicago!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

All good things Candi!
Except them adult size ass mosquitoes
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@CHIBY

That’s not true. I’m not a gang member.

(throws up the GD sign real quick and slick like)
Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

@ Chi – RIIIIGHT! I know she be confused as a muh’fugga cause my last name is hispanic. I told them if I was to get my name changed and add my wife’s name onto mine, she’d really be fugged because she is mexican, white & black too…..and their last name is hispanic!
MzTisch

JMO says:

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

SamYell JacksEm says:

Candi!!!
I just got here but apparently today is the day to besmirch my city…..
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You know damn well you gotta belong to a gang or have been a past memeber of one to survive here! You know your city is ROUGH as fukk! playing
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Depends on where you live and thats every city as a matter of fact

^^^^^^^^^^^^
candibfly

oh aight, carry on then
JMO

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ Saucey – Oh okay. That’s whats up. Don’t get me wrong, I shopping in Chicago!
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Yep, I think we have one of the best downtown areas
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@ FEFE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Dymond…..I did and thank you! That sew-in took my like 4hrs to do!

@ Sam….That would be my Princess Brat.
MrsMommy

I’ll take Solange any day over her sisters perpetual “I’m just so pretty” vapidness.

As far as athletes goes, they win every time. Serena’s body is the business, especially in a world with all these fat and messy young people looking way beyond their years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFLOattRDE ELove

I’m NOT Going to say ANYTHING NEGATIVE about Solange Knowles becuz Apparently Not Matching from Head-to-Toe is the Happening & Appropriate thing to do Fashion-Wise NOW
JMO

YSoSerious says:

@CHIBY

That’s not true. I’m not a gang member.

(throws up the GD sign real quick and slick like)
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Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven

WEll, I’mma say GOOT’NIGHT because a bish don’t do no ova’time and I clocks out ERR’DAY EXACTY @ 4:30. See you’s beautiful ppl 2morrow!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Depends on where you live and thats every city as a matter of fact
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I dont, know Chicago got it bad. In Houston you aint gotta be a GD or Blackstone or whatever. Folks too worried about what they look like to be worried about a gang!

Plus IMO aint no good areas except Lincoln Park, a few areas up north and Hyde Park…and Hyde Park is ok…cause if you go 2 or 3 blocks too far south or west you back in the hood again. I hate that chit about living here. U can NOT escape the hood!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Tatted!
MzTisch

JMO says:

YSoSerious says:

@CHIBY

That’s not true. I’m not a gang member.

(throws up the GD sign real quick and slick like)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Chicago does have the best skyline in the country to me! Its gorgeous going up and down Lake Shore Dr.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tisch… I was into those *other* boys. *Bats lashes @ Sam*
SAUCEY82

@JMO
DID YOU SEE MY THANK YOU FROM MY OTHER POST

AND UMMM WHEN I MOVE OUT THERE WHAT MY GIRL WONT SHOW ME WHERE TO SHOP(SHE SAYS I HAVE TOO MANY SHOES) CAN YOU PLEASE
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
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THIS chit right here is what I’m talking bout!
JMO

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

Depends on where you live and thats every city as a matter of fact
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I dont, know Chicago got it bad. In Houston you aint gotta be a GD or Blackstone or whatever. Folks too worried about what they look like to be worried about a gang!

Plus IMO aint no good areas except Lincoln Park, a few areas up north and Hyde Park…and Hyde Park is ok…cause if you go 2 or 3 blocks too far south or west you back in the hood again. I hate that chit about living here. U can NOT escape the hood!
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I live north so I’m not familiar with all sides of town but I do party on all sides . I think your living expectations change when you have children as well and I ain’t a mama yet … Good luck to you though
MzTisch

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch… I was into those *other* boys. *Bats lashes @ Sam*

^^^^^^^^^
I had a preference for blue and black. Smdh. Young and dumb.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@MZTISCH

Sht…I don’t even know the damn difference. I just know my brother and cousins claimed.

@CHIBY

Honestly, the hood is everywhere. And even the worst hoods are not all bad anymore. Gentrification is a mothafcker.
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

I think your living expectations change when you have children as well and I ain’t a mama yet … Good luck to you though
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that’s exactly what happen. Plus what I pay in rent here I could get a 4 bedroom house in Houston. My BFF has a bad ass crib in Houston and she pays less in mortgage than I do in rent. I’m tired of getting raped!
http://chachafiles.blogspot.com/ CHA Deuce

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:
@ Cha – that’s where my bew longs to be! I’d have to kill her though, cuz she loves her some Cali bishs….cuz most all mixed up w/different races and chit! My half & half azz ain’t good enuff there

Ya’ll come on down and make yourselves at home!
MzTisch

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
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THIS chit right here is what I’m talking bout!
^^^^^^^^^^
Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….:rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tisch….The crazy part is, Blue was my favorite color but, I liked the way those “red” boys carried themselve.

#ThanksGodDailyThatMyDaughterIsIntoGoodBoys
JMO

SAUCEY82 says:

@JMO
DID YOU SEE MY THANK YOU FROM MY OTHER POST

AND UMMM WHEN I MOVE OUT THERE WHAT MY GIRL WONT SHOW ME WHERE TO SHOP(SHE SAYS I HAVE TOO MANY SHOES) CAN YOU PLEASE
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No I didn’t!! Ur welcome since errbody else act like we invisabow (in my Malaysia voice)

Oooh I forgot about your shoe ~~addiction issues~~ collection. Hmmm I usually shop on Michigan ave, State street and boutiques … You’ll see … The city is GREAT (yelling Great and side eyeing Chibytex)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJoefWJY_c SamYell JacksEm

I was into those *other* boys. *Bats lashes @ Sam*
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To this day I can’t wear a hat correctly. Even if it’s on straight to the front there’s still a slight tilt to the left.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

I was never attracted to bangers. :grin:<—Sweet & Innocent
JMO

MzTisch says:

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

When I was younger I only dated GD’s. Like the kind of gang member you were made you better than the other…..
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THIS chit right here is what I’m talking bout!
^^^^^^^^^^
Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….
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“She ain’t nothin but a hound dog” <– Does someone from Texas sing that? That jus popped in my head for some reason
MzTisch

YSoSerious says:

@MZTISCH

Sht…I don’t even know the damn difference. I just know my brother and cousins claimed.

@CHIBY

Honestly, the hood is everywhere. And even the worst hoods are not all bad anymore. Gentrification is a mothafcker.
^^^^^^^^
I agree. The people make a neighborhood hood. Since they tore down the projects and everybody got Sect 8 (besides me) they have moved into the nicest places in the nicest neighborhoods. Hood is a mentality.
JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
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http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….:rofl:
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I will miss my Uncle Joe’s….they got some bomb ass Jamaican food! And I’ll miss the transportation system here. And that’s about it!

Seafood is much, much cheaper in Houston and way more accessible. I seafood!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@SAM

But I have no problem with former bangers. <—Still Sweet and Innocent
JMO

YSoSerious says:

I was never attracted to bangers. <—Sweet & Innocent
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With those gravis, I highly doubt it
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

U mean to tell me I missed the talk of ladies sayin small dycks are ok and trying out new dildos but Im here for the weather talk???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Tisch..I Know those ppl are mad as hell about some of their new neighbors.
MzTisch

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

The city is GREAT (yelling Great and side eyeing Chibytex)
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:stop: lying
JMO

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

Lmao @ Chiby. Go on and take yo arse to Texas! See if I send you some Garrett’s……….:rofl:
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I will miss my Uncle Joe’s….they got some bomb ass Jamaican food! And I’ll miss the transportation system here. And that’s about it!

Seafood is much, much cheaper in Houston and way more accessible. I seafood!
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Lawrence Fisheries or whatever its called on Canal street used to be good back in the day but I had it recently and it has changed
http://youtu.be/wHTo_QgKM5g chibytex aka the people’s champ

Aight ladies and gentleman I’m out! The hubby is off early and he wants to use the computer to look for jobs in Houston!

See ya’ll later!
JMO

MzTisch says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
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Where is there an A P Deli?? I thought those closed?
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@MZTISCH

Exactly.

And you need a little hood in you to get by in this life nowadays. <—My shot of hood juice.
Dymond

JMO says:
“She ain’t nothin but a hound dog” <– Does someone from Texas sing that? That jus popped in my head for some reason
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umm I believe that would be Elvis…he is from Tenn or Mississippi or somewhere

Morning Candi!! :2dance:
JMO

Bye Chibytexbychi
JMO

Dymond says:

JMO says:
“She ain’t nothin but a hound dog” <– Does someone from Texas sing that? That jus popped in my head for some reason
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umm I believe that would be Elvis…he is from Tenn or Mississippi or somewhere
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Damn … you didn't have to copy my name AND my comment
MzTisch

MzTisch says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
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Where is there an A P Deli?? I thought those closed?
^^^^^^^^^
It’s one in the Roseland area. I think it’s 110th and Michigan? And it’s one over east off of 73rd. I haven’t been to that one in years…so I’m not sure about ta one.
MzTisch

MzTisch says:

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Tisch….Don’t send that heffa no Harold’s neither.
^^^^^^^^^
Lmao, or no HOME RUN INN or BEGGARS. And don’t call me for no A&P deli either. I’s mad at you~!
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Where is there an A P Deli?? I thought those closed?
^^^^^^^^^
It’s one in the Roseland area. I think it’s 110th and Michigan? And it’s one over east off of 73rd. I haven’t been to that one in years…so I’m not sure about ta one.
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@JMO

I’m sure I don’t know what your talking about.

@ MAN
Dymond

Man, I just don’t care™ says:
U mean to tell me I missed the talk of ladies sayin small dycks are ok and trying out new dildos but Im here for the weather talk???
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mmm hmmm what’s up with you and Hony? I see yall’s context clues to each other she makes SURE she acknowledges you even when you aint around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

There’s still an A&P on 79th off of Western and I think I saw one on 47th street near King Drive but a lil further east. On the north side of the street.
Dymond

@ JMO
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@DYMOND

I promised Hony I would pretend not to see it.
JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

There’s still an A&P on 79th off of Western and I think I saw one on 47th street near King Drive but a lil further east. On the north side of the street.
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Hmm interesting … I never knew that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Dymond’s ass in here getting her Penny Gadget on and shyt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Yso
KyCakes

Hmm…Emmit Smith looks good in beige….
JMO

Dymond says:

@ JMO
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Our e-friendship contract written by Cynthia from ATL housewives ->
SAUCEY82

@JMO

THANK YOU BOO
MzTisch

YSoSerious says:

@MZTISCH

Exactly.

And you need a little hood in you to get by in this life nowadays. <—My shot of hood juice.

^^^^^^^
Yup, I lived in the "hood", and also been in the suburbs. It's all how you act and adapt. I prefer living where I can leave my door open at night and let my kid play in the front yard unsupervised. Yeah, this would be life ideally. But, you can't. No matter where you are you have to deal with the evils of the world. At least in the "hood" it's visible. Sometimes in the burbs everything is hidden…you don't know Mr. Preston was like that until he on the news and they pulling bodies out his basement.
Dymond

@ Yso and Dimplez
http://Www.yallaintchit.com Man, I just don’t care™

I don’t know what y’all talking bout.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFLOattRDE ELove

@MzTisch SAID: you don’t know Mr. Preston was like that until he on the news and they pulling bodies out his basement.

ONE of my Friend’s Cousins lived NEXT DOOR to John Wayne Gasey and They use to see him wearing his Clown-Suit Going/Coming in from Work… When the Cops came and Dug Up ALL THOSE Bodies they were Like WTF !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

#MadLate
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

HIS!! :hugs:

You are always on time as far as I’m concerned bew.

(hands you the Blue Magic)
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

(looks over at MAN and goes back to with DYMOND and DIMPZ)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Well Damn! @ Elove
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Hissy Fit!

Come with us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Yso! hey suga

*gets to moisturizing ur scalp*

what i miss today??
JMO

MzTisch says:

YSoSerious says:

@MZTISCH

Exactly.

And you need a little hood in you to get by in this life nowadays. <—My shot of hood juice.

^^^^^^^
Yup, I lived in the "hood", and also been in the suburbs. It's all how you act and adapt. I prefer living where I can leave my door open at night and let my kid play in the front yard unsupervised. Yeah, this would be life ideally. But, you can't. No matter where you are you have to deal with the evils of the world. At least in the "hood" it's visible. Sometimes in the burbs everything is hidden…you don't know Mr. Preston was like that until he on the news and they pulling bodies out his basement.
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I stay north and my parents lived next to a guy who was arrested a few years ago for trying to abduct a little girl right outside her school. Turns out he had a rap sheet and had done it plenty of times before. They used to say hi to the man every morning smh … crazies are everywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

Dimpz!!

what shaking bew? :2dance:
SAUCEY82

GOODNIGHT YOU’LL
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

SAUCEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ His…. :2dance: I wanna go home! Maybe I should have a parfait or smoothie to hold me over til I can though. But it’s getting cold out there!

*Wonders if one of my ChiTown team would be a dear and run a girl some snacks.*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Saucey
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

Promise me y’all will pretend to be shocked when I end up WGN News @ Nine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Yso..I don’t even watch the news. I wouldn’t know shyt til I come back here and Tisch and JMO tell on yo ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbDWrnd29_I His_Mommy623

@Dimpz, i had a frosty and it was delish…its cold today over here too *sigh*

@Yso, well why ya finna be on the news suga? lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

flucks ya talkin bout’?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ His…It’s lil barely 50 though! * and falls in your lap for body heat*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Frenchie!

Didja get the routine down yet? I’mma wear my good contacts since His’ ass threw my glasses out the window.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@his yessssssss toooo cold! waited 50/11hrs for a bus to come and take my ass to work

@dimpz @yso @ his
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@HIS

I don’t know. A bish might snap one day. I just want someday to act like they would never expect it from me. Being that I’m so sweet and innocent and sht.

FRENCHY!!
SAUCEY82

MOVE BISH GET OUT THE WAY IM COMING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@dimpz lmaoooooo

<~~~~~~~~~ look at me now!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Saucey….That was my son’s song when he was 2.

@ Frenchie…Aww Shyt!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLFLOattRDE ELove

@MzTisch @MzDimpz @JMO
Don’t YOU Notice that every time a Child goes missing THAT When they talk about How Many Registered SEX-OFFENDERS are in That Area… IT is ALWAYZ Some Outlandish & Ridiculous Number (Just a MF-ing Shame)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@elovah whats goodie

i almost made pancakes last night but got lazy and just had eggs toast n sausages
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

@dimpz

wait how did you do that last move
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Elove….NO lie. Once I look on line for the sex offender listed in my area. Why did they have like 15-20 of them listed for one address?! I assume it was a halfway house but, I was like, I feel soooooooooooooo sorry for any lil kid that gets pulled into that house. So I went by there one day, it was only two blocks from my house, the house was abandoned, boarded up and everything. It kinda pissed me off because I was looking at a current list and they had all those offenders listed somewhere where they couldn’t have lived. Made me wonder where the hell they really were.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ Frenchie. : dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

<~~~~~~~~~ owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

k my loves i gotta get back to work!

till next time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg Fayla aka MyCredikScoILL999

Frenchici :2dance:
HIS hold me bew
Dimpz hola beautimus
West Coast Chick

whassup fam :hugs: what chall talkin bout?
JMO

ELove says:

@MzTisch @MzDimpz @JMO
Don’t YOU Notice that every time a Child goes missing THAT When they talk about How Many Registered SEX-OFFENDERS are in That Area… IT is ALWAYZ Some Outlandish & Ridiculous Number (Just a MF-ing Shame)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

Fay!

Hey WCC!
JMO

YSoSerious says:

Promise me y’all will pretend to be shocked when I end up WGN News @ Nine.
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I’mma start watchin too just for that
100% usa made!

I love Solange’s shoes!
JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ His…. :2dance: I wanna go home! Maybe I should have a parfait or smoothie to hold me over til I can though. But it’s getting cold out there!

*Wonders if one of my ChiTown team would be a dear and run a girl some snacks.*
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If you find one, tell them to stop by my place too!
http://youtu.be/0aCwkF3YWmo YSoSerious

@JMO

I’m a shout to my SR fam just so you know it’s me.
JMO

YSoSerious says:

@JMO

I’m a shout to my SR fam just so you know it’s me.
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… I’mma feel famous like “I know that crazy bish!! … well, kinda”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NST6L340KFc&feature=youtube_gdata_player MzDimplez1123

@ JMO….It’ll be one of my super excited episodes where I just jump in the middle of my bed and scream.
JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ JMO….It’ll be one of my super excited episodes where I just jump in the middle of my bed and scream.
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Right!
Genia

Dear Serena,
I mean shouldn’t you first learn to get the wig together 100% first before you graudate to random rainbow colors!!! it’s a mess girl!!!!…and now it’s a rainbow colored mess!! And BTW: ..I can tell you got on that body magic…so please no more pics from the back.
That is all.

Sincerely,
Someoneneedstobeafriend
Posche

Where is Posche and the rest of my Harem? I really wanted to holla at everyone before I bounced. Did sum folks get banned again? Whens the last time Sandra did a medical minute? Id like to ask her why jalapenos my my farts sting? Which creates warmth betwixt my cheeks, which leads to sweat, which leads to my cheeks creatin friction when I walk. Its not a pretty sight. Or smell for that matter.
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@Brenden

Here I am my love! Been missing you…

Gotta get you my email somehow.
lovezoe

Nicki Minaj bag carrier putting his hands on women again I see.
JMO

@lovezoe: What are you talking about?
lovezoe

Check out ZMT. Some incident with a maid
Yall still crazy

@Zoe, somebody needs to slap his bishazz
Yall still crazy

And a double laugh @ zmt referring to the BIG braxton husband as “Toni’s Bro-inlaw
caligirl

To tried to kill himself?
caligirl

“TO” Terrell Owens
caligirl

My bad…they say he took a sleeping aid. I’ll go along with him denying it…
lovezoe

@Yall, yep! He gone come cross the wrong chick one day that either can handle her own or gone get Ray Ray and em to put in work.
Trucie

wow almost 600 comments for my girl Solange! lol impressive.
singer25

I love solange Im waiting for her to put out another album I like the look too I wouldnt wear it myself but it looks nice on her…
GoldenGurl

Eww…Not feelin that get-up at all!

I’d rock the shoes tho.