In Case You Missed It: Real Housewives of Atlanta, S4, Ep4

right on time for me to <—-really lunch

Peter was WAAAAYYYY too into that stripper…he had a straight twinkle in his eye when dude started swingin’ his dyck around like a twirling baton!

@ Naija

Get ready – TONIGHT
We’re gonna make this a night to remember

so ain’t none of y’all big-tittied heffas ever sucked ur own nip just to excite your man????

I know I AIN’T the only one!

@ Naija – My turkey day was awesome. How was yours?

@Bird

I hear what ur saying, but an extended genital is an extended genital….I consider to be extended genitals… so like someone said earlier in another thread…if a man jacks himself off, is he gay for giving a dyck a handjob? Even if said dyck is his own????

K let me comment in between takes – Ummmm Nene is such a CAMEL with no filters whatsoever and IDK if I could have a friend lusting after my hubby the way NENE does PETER

KANDI and SHEREE have clydesdale horses legs and arse

BRB

@kahmmillion –
All I have to say is WOW @Ridickulous’ peen. I am amazed and I want to see it in real life. I thought my ex had a big peen, but this right here takes the cake. I love to see a big pretty peen. I totally have to get my girls together and hire this man. I am amazed that he can give himself head. I wonder if he is better at it than me females. I can just go on and on about my amazement on large peens.
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I have to admit that I’m too am curious, but I think when it was over, I’d be fussing saying how “dreadful” that was. Hit me up if you book him.

Why does Cynthia still think she has the looks of a model I don’t see it any longer she needs a new mirror

BigCityGirl says:

Pheadra mentioned this stripper last season…I think she owed him a favor or he is a client..either way…I agree with Kandi’s mother…It WAS NOT COOL. Save that mess for ladies night! I’m beginning to give Kandi the side eye..she is becoming such the FOLLOWER lately. NeNe already said that Sheree never built the house..it was just for show. You never see anyone or any workers on the construction site except the contractor…that says a lot…LOL. I don’t see Peter and Cynthia lasting..especially with the attitude that Peter has…now she going to have to give him ANOTHER 40k??!!

Ne Ne may be loud and inappropriate but she is BLOWING up and making $$$
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How about when Mel (cent’s) sista was about to go HAM on her for saying that her marriage to wasn’t all that. ummm errr rahhh her husband is FINE!!!! He also looks younger than her

Don’t get me wrong, Ion wanna see a man sucking his own dack…i’m just putting food for thought out there that it may not necessarily make him immediately gay… JMO though… maybe I’m lesbo for sucking my own nip when me and the hubby get hot and heavy….

EWWWWWWWW

I just want to know when was the thought that made this guy say “hey, let me see if I can suck my own Ding-a-ling”

at Tatted Hey BOO!

gross and yuck. I feel sick to my stomach, licking your own peen.

@Choco

I agree, Cynthia has a very hard face, and her modeling days are likely behind her…I’ve seen her in a few catalogues, but that’s prolly all she does now…

And it looks like bags under the eyes run in the fam because her mother and sister have them as well… (sis’s hubby is fine… )

Phaedra is a FREAK for real for real

FeFe says:

@Choco

I agree, Cynthia has a very hard face, and her modeling days are likely behind her…I’ve seen her in a few catalogues, but that’s prolly all she does now…

And it looks like bags under the eyes run in the fam because her mother and sister have them as well… (sis’s hubby is fine… )
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Most run way models are NIGHT super bad (pretty) in the face, that are paid to be able to wear off the rack clothing size 0.

@Sandra
I was cutting thru some of the clips and Ridicky is NUTS

FeFe says:

@Bird

You can go into the sex shop and say just about anything…those clerks are used to hearing any and everything and they are there to help you…trust me #nomandinga
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Right, some of the places…At some of them they’ll sugguest you getting extra batteries. Just Saying….

I went to see Katt Williams last weekend and it was obvious dude was on that

His material was also very questionable…

Just logged in to say that I’m @ CD’s gravi!

So I’d like Sandra to do a medical minute on the stuff she was spouting out on Twitter earlier today…about us all being molested as a child….

@French
Damn – do you sell your stuff on line as well

@FE
I think he using a combo of drugs tho cocaine unless heavily heavily used doesn’t really affect you like that if anything sometimes it mellows you out so I think he has his own cocktail of barbituates

FeFe says:

So I’d like Sandra to do a medical minute on the stuff she was spouting out on Twitter earlier today…about us all being molested as a child….
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Ummmm, COME AGAIN, FE??? :headscratch:

@Tatted

Yeah, hubby didn’t want to go, but we went with another couple and they were hyped about the show…

Oh, and yes, Sandra stated on Twitter that all of us have been molested as children and anyone who says otherwise is in denial…

I have it waiting patiently on my DVR…can’t wait to see this mess myself LOL

@Tatted

NeNe had me sick with that too….talkin bout Greg be puttin’ it down!

Comment #165 – That was to you CD. Sowwy!

@ PHO & Fe – AIN’T NUFFIN’ ‘BOUT GREG’S MIDDLE LONG TOOF AZZ makes me thank he is putting chit down put the jheri curl juice!

All their azzes is gone look like the Penguin by the time they hit 45.
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THAT PART IS NOT THE PART THAT KILLED ME. It was the part when she said when Greg is all up it it, he’s a monster!
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Yeah eff that visual Im still trying to figure out what NeNE is

@ Choco – Nene’s sex has always been questionable to me. I mean I know she is a woman, but I often pondered as to how she got there!

@Choco

So what ur saying is that you wanna know if NeNe is male or female?

@Tatted

I’m pretty sure NeNe is neither male nor female…but rather a mutated form of moose fused with human…

@FE
Sorta yeah NeNE confuses me cuz she can be masculine and then when she tries to act femme it comes across trannyish

@French

I shouted u out in the Tamar post bew… :hugs:

@ Fe

@CHA CHA

and :hugs: atchu bew!

CHA CHA – the most BEAUTIFUL-EST woman in the world!

@CD

Yep, I saw that chit…and it just made her look even more stupid for still sleeping with him because he does not respect her azz…shameful…

@ CD – YES I DID!

This is what I got:

In May Gloria & I decided to separate & in the best interest of her career, I foolishly agreed to portray that we were still together. For her upcoming season of her show on VH1. As recently as August we decided to revisit a joint statement of our separation, but Gloria asked to delay making our separation public for the interest of her show. It is ironic now how Gloria is trying to manipulate The professional relationship between Eva Longoria & myself as the sole reason for our separation, when she knows we split up in May.

The reason why I broke my silence a month ago was because of the on going “affair” she was having with a now former FRIEND of mine. Again, I wish Gloria nothing but the best, & I will continue to keep our beautiful children as my first priority.. Thank you

@Tatted
To me that says he may be falling for EVA

Okay….I just watched the show and I want to book riDIC-Kulous!

I want to see a dude try to suck his own peen. That may be disgusting to some of ya’ll, but I like wild sh*t like that. (Not for sexual pleasure but just to say I’ve actually seen someone who can do it!)

I fux with Phaedra. She’s my fav on that show.

And PUHLEEZE tell me that Cynthia’s silly azz is not about to write give “Liquidation Sale Peter” ANOTHER 40k just to run into the ground.

WTF?! That bish needs a backbone. I’m telling ya’ll, Peter “Ike’s” the FUKK outta Cynthia on a daily basis. That’s what that bish always has on “smoky eyeshadow” and liner. He TKO’s her azz.

REGULARLY.

Mm-hmm. Mmmh-hmm. Mmm-hmm.

@ Dougie – I agree. Peter, that bish-made azz nigga needs a ___/! Nope, what he really needs is someone to sleep his azz….COLD KNOCK HIM THEE FUGG OUT! I hate when men argue. That chit is not natural. It’s not kosher. I almost had to double take to make sure his azz wasn’t rockin’ his neck back & forth when he was arguing w/Cynthia’s sister!

I could give 2 hairs underneath a rats azz who ANYONE fugg, but what kills that shat outta me is how she tried to play Royce & Draya like they are hoes or sum’fin when this bish is suspected of screwing Gilbert & The Game. My momma always told me the brightest-eye’d, bushy-tailed azz bish is the one you need to watch out for! Where I’m from, Killa’s come w/smiles
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Exactly I knew it when the bish started crying she had other issues GLORIA that is when they confronted Draya like really bish do you even know her son! JUDGE and JUDGE YOURSELF

Choco aka Hippie says:

I could give 2 hairs underneath a rats azz who ANYONE fugg, but what kills that shat outta me is how she tried to play Royce & Draya like they are hoes or sum’fin when this bish is suspected of screwing Gilbert & The Game. My momma always told me the brightest-eye’d, bushy-tailed azz bish is the one you need to watch out for! Where I’m from, Killa’s come w/smiles
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Exactly I knew it when the bish started crying she had other issues GLORIA that is when they confronted Draya like really bish do you even know her son! JUDGE and JUDGE YOURSELF
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A bish like me could NEVER be on a show like that! I would’ve been kicked off the show during episode 1!

OK OK SO GLORIA FUGGED LAWWRENCE MAN HILL BILLY SHYT!! SO WHO THE DADDY OF HER TWINS THEN? #MESSY

@ Lakes – I’m glad you liked it. I know you was snickering because you got the *side-eye* when you said it was going to be good….AND THEN IT WAS!

And yes, it suppose to be that Gloria fugg’ed ‘ol Gilberts azz and the Game and The Game is the reason for their split!

@chiby

Glad ur here…as a fellow busty gal, please tell me that you’ve licked ur own nip before…

@Dougie

I think Matt is talking about The Game…which has me like this because even though Matt resembles skeletor, ion think I’d fck my relationship with him up over The Game…

chibytex aka the people’s champ says:

I hate when men argue. That chit is not natural. It’s not kosher. I almost had to double take to make sure his azz wasn’t rockin’ his neck back & forth when he was arguing w/Cynthia’s sister!
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That convinced me last night that he be abusing poor Cynthia…she shoulda interjected and told Peter not to talk to her sister like that…I wish my hubby would raise his fukking voice or get outta pocket with my sisters…. Only I I can do that!!!
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RIGHT! I’ono where the fugg they do that at! I’ve been w/my mate for dayum near 10 years and I swear fo’ Gawd I wish she would EVER jump slick with my mom or anyone else in my family! She has ZERO times to do that chit….NOT ONE, BUT ZERO! I feel that when you do shat like that, you don’t respect your mate. I’ve never even fathomed of getting out-of-pocket w/my mate’s mom. #1 because I know my chit will get split, but #2, I love & respect my mate, and if her mom did disrespect me, I’mma expect and require her to handle that because if I do, that’s the end of my relationship…………

Wait…

she fukked Game AND GILBERT?! When did GAME admit this? Didn’t he just get engaged/married?

And how did she fukk Gilbert?! When?! Does Laura know about this?!

WTF?!

*smacks head*

I’m so confused…. SMH.

@ Dougie – YOU GOT IT SISTA! The Game supposedly did a verse on it and everything.

I’m telling ya, Killa’s come w/smiles!

@chiby

I guess I’m just one of those folks who feels like if it’s on my body I gotta right to do whatever I want to it!

FeFe says:

@chiby

Glad ur here…as a fellow busty gal, please tell me that you’ve licked ur own nip before…
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As a fellow busty bish, I’ve “locked lips” w/my nips on quite a few occassions. I still wouldn’t like to see a man suck his own dack, though. Me and my bew was @ the Club and they had some skrippers there and a dude sucked his own dack & he stuck a blow pop up his own azz. I was buggin’ HARD but what made me bug the most was that the nigga was walkin’ round AFTER HIS SET sucking on that same blow pop!

@ Chibs – EXACTLY. It’s not what you say, but how you say it. I’m all about respecting family members if I care about you. Now, TRUST when I say, I have a friend whose mother I would love to go upside her noggin’ BUT I care about my friend and that friendship. The moment that friendship is ova, I CAN’T GUARANTEE A THANG………….

@Chibs

Ummm…. I dunno. I think I maybe would have a slight problem with it. But then maybe I wouldnt since it IS HIS penis. I just can’t say. He wouldn’t do that though….

1. His peen ain’t long enough for all that (he has a long torso he’d have to bend over);

2. He would think that is some ultra-gay sh*t ad probably cuss me out if I suggested he try it.

I’ma ask him to try it anyway though…. just to see if he could do it.

@ Fe & Chibs – EXAAAAACTLY. That’s the part that had me gone!

Never sleep with the wife of nigga’s you eat with
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Well I guess he didn’t lie cuz she is not Matt’s wife

@ Choco – They do seem like the type of sisters to do ANYTHING to prove they down w/the set!

@Brown

I don’t blame u, and I likely wouldn’t like that chit either…I don’t want my mate doing it and it’s not necessarily a turn on, but for a man to have done so once or twice in his life for kicks or like this stripper did for show just doesn’t seem gay to me…it’s HIS dyck… I don’t sit around sucking my nips all day but I’ve done it before and I consider myself perfectly straight…

265

All the freaks head over to Bankrupcy post

@Tatted
But it sounds like Game is saying he DIDN’T sleep with Gloria in that verse? No?

@Choco
But sisters letting the same dude run through them and one sister actually establishing a relationship with him. That couldn’t work? No?

I just can’t get with all of that fukkery. It’s too much. I hope it isn’t true.

@Choco
But sisters letting the same dude run through them and one sister actually establishing a relationship with him. That couldn’t work? No?

I just can’t get with all of that fukkery. It’s too much. I hope it isn’t true.
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It appears to be true and you are from this area you know how chicks go – obviously those two were rollers IMO – I couldn’t do it but then again IM NOT EITHER ONE OF THOSE CHICKS and my mind works differently – those girls seem like they were molested younger also I know its a reach but their behavior says alot and then I look at how the father acts

@Dougie
Game did confirm it allegedly so but I mean GAME is whack so ewwww! Problem is they are saying she fukd GAME in the house she shared with Matt

@ Brown – SOOOOOO, you all spent a whole afternoon on head, huh?!

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@Fefe
I’m >>>>>>HERE<<<<<<< with you. I don't think doing it once or twice like: "hey- look what I can do!" is gay especially if it;s a "show-n-tell" moment like a stripper may do at a show….

But if you be sitting at home on lonely nights just deep throating your own pipe…. I don't think I could cosign it.

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My sentiments EXACTLY!

at Genia

All yall lie if I could eat my cooch I would everyday all day

Bytch please maybe you should ask yoself why are you 23 looking like you 43 that chit aint hot boo.
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FeFe says:

Gloria and Laura are used up jizz buckets…real talk…them sisters prolly ran a tag team at one point…
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Jeez you went hard!

@caligirl

They do honestly! And I usually don’t give any attention or energy to that yella chicks with “good hair” thing because I think it’s so silly, but I think it applies to these two…they walk around like they have that LSLH complex of entitlement but in reality they are both RAN THROUGH like the next ho!

maybe I’m late…but did anyone peep ShemanShree talkn bout she putting a skating rank in her house? does that in a 8000sq house? Then this heifer starts naming all the room. I could not STOP laughing.

@ Fe & Choco – RIGHT. That bish be sewed up in the gills and chit. LET SOMEONE BLAME ME FOR FUGGIN’ MY SISTERS MAN AND THAT CHIT AIN’T TRUE….Upside your head I go because I do enough that you don’t have to lie on me!

LET SOMEONE BLAME ME FOR FUGGIN’ MY SISTERS MAN AND THAT CHIT IS TRUE….Upside your head I go because your bish azz can’t keep a secret.

@ Lakes & 100% Ratchet Hoe!

Then this heifer starts naming all the room. I could not STOP laughing.
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IKR Im like Chateau my azz this bish perpetrating a fraud

Genia says:

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

@ Fe & Choco – RIGHT. That bish be sewed up in the gills and chit. LET SOMEONE BLAME ME FOR FUGGIN’ MY SISTERS MAN AND THAT CHIT AIN’T TRUE….Upside your head I go because I do enough that you don’t have to lie on me!
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That’s what makes me feel it’s true…as MANISH as Gloria and Laura are…they absolutely would have caused a ruckas. Perhaps that’s why the show kept bleeping out the name. To protect the whole family
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That’s what got me believing it’s truee too, Genia. On Part 1 of the Reunion, they bleeped out the name, but then Imani asked Laura who she was talking about and Laura mouth “Gilbert!” That bish did that chit.

BTW – is that you in your gravi. If so, you have the purtiest skin EVA!

EWWWW U CAN U IMAGINE LAWWRENCE GLORIA MATT AND GILBERT GETTING IT ALL IN AT ONCE THEM BISHES ARE HURTING IN THE FACE BOFF OF THEM!!

pointhimout says:

i just hate when guys are packing like that and only nut a couple drops. like dude, after all of that hoopering and hollering, that’s it. so much for the money shot. i hate seeing that.

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@chiby

I agree, I just don’t get that vibe from Matt

Well Laura and Gloria are HOODRATS, that’s how they picked Malaysia Porche Lexus out…
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Malaysia Porsche Lexus Tangueray Mercedes…

@ Genia – Nope, you’re the beautiful one. AND WHY DO I HAVE’TA BE TATTERED???

THATS JUST NASTY!! U LET UR BROTHERS MAN HIT <<shaking head at gloria!!
AND THEN THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ERRBODY ELSE HO3 THIS HOE THAT.. OR MAYBE THEY WAS JUST MAD CUZ THEM OTHER HO3S AINT DOING IT THE WAY THEY DO IT ALL IN THE FUKN FAMILY… SO GILBERT DONE BEAT UP LAWWRENCE DRAYA AND GLORIA…

and from what I can see Gloria don’t work…she prolly had them twins down for a nap and invited a nigga over for some afternoon delight
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and she prolly thinks of herself as a celebrity and didn’t want the paps to catch her

I would never stoop to a man’s level to “pay him back” I think woman are built differently and miles on puzzzay is much differnt than miles on a peen…

@GENIA OH OH SO U DONT SEE A BISH HUH?? ALL THIS NEW MEAT TELLING U HOW PURRTY U ARE GOT U BLIND!! **LICKS UR SEZY HERSHEY GLOWING FACE** SHE TASTE GOOD TOO!!

Gloria is not goin to admit that chit without proof Laura azz will molly whoop that bytch.
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Just like she did Draya remember

@chiby

Iono what a 2 for $20 is….

btw, what is ur Twitter handle?

Not only did Matt azz put her on blast for cheating but the nicca pretty much let errbody know me and that bytch been done. I did this hoe a favor to lace her pockets so dont get it twisted she didnt leave me on the show, I left her azz before the show even started.
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his Tweets definitely sounded like a man venting on some chit he been holding in for a minute…he kept up the charade for HER show!

@ caligirl – I agree w/you about not stooping low as to getting back @ any man/woman. The best way I can get back @ that azz is leaving you thee fugg alone… I’ve done it…..

HOWEVER, I do believe that Gloria did that chit. Her mouf is too dayum loud and for her not to defend herself, and try to outtalk Jack’s azz (knowing that chit is impossible) tells me quite a bit about that bish!

@CHOCOLATE INSTEAD OF THE DAM NOT MATT GOT THEM EYES CROSSING DID HE SPITT WHILE HE TWEET TWEETED TOO!!!

@chiby

Gotcha!

Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

The best way I can get back @ that azz is leaving you thee fugg alone… I’ve done it…..
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Yeah, I don’t do THROW BACKS. I don’t keep in touch, I don’t email or text. We broke up for a reason. BYE!

@Cali
Naw…all you got to do is reset your odometer (keep it discrete) and keep it moving. The mileage in puzzy and peens are the same.

Genia says:

and Draya has fukd GILBERT sooooo

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In my Kevin Hart voice: noooooooo don’t say that noooooooooooo
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That’s suppose to be why Laura don’t like her!

@chiby

Following u…

@CD

Eva dismissed those rumors about her and Matt…so hmmmm, I wonder what is REALLY going on…

@ Tatted I caught it but I knew she didn’t mean it

I just leave your azz too – I have revenge sex on my ex hubby and I didn’t like it I got hip and just left him!

@Brown

Harder please!

AndThenIHitMyDougie says:

@Cali
Naw…all you got to do is reset your odometer (keep it discrete) and keep it moving. The mileage in puzzy and peens are the same.

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let my hubby decide it’s time to have some chit on the side…IT.IS.GOING.DOWN.COM

Genia says:

Can someone confirm the rumor..Laura LONDON is expecting a 2nd baby fathered by THE DREAM

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Dat sound crazy? Wasn’t the dream married/have baby with Nivea?
Lil Wayne other baby mama. I not even gonna beleive that one, that sounds suspect

Eva dismissed those rumors about her and Matt…so hmmmm, I wonder what is REALLY going on…
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Eva and MAtt are dating pls believe it – Matt’s tweet was almost chivarly for EVA and EVA is a STAR she can’t be affiliated with their messy ghetto breakup! Their body language in their pics says they IMO they have been intimate

@Fefe

Are you in my head?! LOL! That’s exactly how I feel… I’ma do some straight up foul, off the wall sh*t….THEN leave.

@fefe **removes blind fold off** i said no dam it!! she is :hunch: penelope cruz brother they have been picture vacationig and all over!! **puts blind fold back on** EVA IS ONE OF THE CUTES CAN FIT IN MY POCKET BISHES I LIKE

@CHOCOLATE <<chest pump!! I KNEW MY LIL MINI FIT IN MY POCKET BEW WAS NOT FUKN THAT UGLY SLOW I CHEW ON FUKN GLUE AND USE A SPORK AZZ ON THAT NOTE IM OUTIE FOOOOOOLKS!!!

@Lakes

Good blogging today ladies…have a good night!

Nite Nite Fefe…

Whoever said you will feel like chit after getting revenge with your puzzy obviously ain’t met mine!

Shiddd….let Mister fukk up. I got a whole list of folks I’ve been WANTING to hit but haven’t because of that whole “fidelity” thing. I won’t feel like chit afterwards at all….will feel pretty damn good, honestly. But I’m not an emotional person so I cannot speak for the majority.

As for the wear and tear being evident, get a tune-up (kegels), your sh*t willbe just fine. If a baby can bust threw that sh*t and it’ll bounce back, a few penises ain’t finna do it an-ty harm.

@CD
I’ve done it before. He knew it was me. And I DARED a muhfukka to even LOOK like they finna press a charge on me.

Ask about me. Done totally destroyed 4 cars in 9 years. I am NOT the bish to cross.

@Cali

That sounds like some sh*t I’d do!! Anonymously call his job and report that I’ve seen their “employee” smoking illegal substances several times outside of their building. Get him fired and sh*t.

Hell hath no fury like a bish that’s mad as a muhfukka!