According to CBS Atlanta 46, the long-suffering wife of embattled Atlanta prosperity preacher, Bishop Eddie Long, has filed for divorce.
Vanessa G. Long released a statement early Friday morning announcing her decision to terminate her marriage to Long, who is the leader of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia.
The statement reads as follows:
“After a great deal of deliberation and prayer, I have decided to terminate my marriage to Bishop Eddie L. Long. Accordingly, I authorized my attorneys to file for divorce on December 1, 2011.
It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, harmoniously, and fairly. I ask that you respect my privacy and that of my family, as my attorneys and I have agreed that we will not try this case in the media, and I do not intend to make any further statements concerning this matter.
I also ask that the public pray for my entire family during this difficult period of transition.
Thank you, and may God continue to bless and keep each of you.” Source
The divorce proceeding follows a tumultuous year for the Bishop, who, earlier this year, settled a sexual misconduct suit brought by 4 former Longfellow Youth Academy students, and a fifth man who was not included in the suit.
Photo: John Amis, AP
Bout damn time
bless her heart!!
Prayers that she can move on peacefully.
I wondered what she would do! I can not imagine the hurt and embarrassment that she suffers from this.
if she rolling out then you know everything is true. not that any of us had any doubt anyway
I knew it was only a matter of time…
I know this can’t have been easy for her.
I feel sorry for any marriage that breaks up and cannot be salvaged, but it seems that only 1 person was in this union. I’m glad she found the strength to move on!
LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I love nessa
Eeeeddddiiiii you been a baddddd boy
one down hundreds more to go. COME on LORD shake ’em up
Sometimes you have to just say enough is enough!
I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
Eddie Long’s house of cards will continue to come crashing down…he knows what he did and he knows that how he handled it was filled with pride, pride comes before the fall…
Morning SR FAm!
She’s making sure that she gets her 50% before these upcoming books by his accusers bankrupt his a$$… Very smart move.
yall dont know vanessa but she is cool. but enuff is enuff, I was so sick of ole Eddie I’m laughing cause I know about this stuff been in the midst of it all since 2001
dont judge me
This is truly unfortunate. I pray her strength as she tries to move forward with her life.
heeeeeey FeFe, Creamy, DimeDiva, CD, East, CC & Mother Jefferson
@ Eb
I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
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Tatted…
That gravi is the BIZ-NESSSSSSSSSSSSS
vanessa been move on,
she was there just for the church sake, she knew about ole eddie, dont get mad at me, the BIBLE said one husband one wife while the first one lives EDDIE was on number 2 . the Qualifaications of a Bishop the husband of one (1) wife while the first one lives, his first wife is still living 
@Tatted

I need somebody for me
I need somebody for me, someone
And so I’m finding out that
Dreams you believe in, can come to be
And now I’m looking up to find that joy
And happiness can come to you and me
I actually found someone for me
I’m surprised it took her this long.
I agree with you Zoe and MakeupMaven – My prayers are with her.
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Father Lord I ask that you bless and give strength to the Long family.. Amen!
After a great deal of deliberation and prayer, I have decided to terminate my marriage to Bishop Eddie L. Long. Accordingly, I authorized my attorneys to file for divorce on December 1, 2011.
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She used the tear “terminate”….guess the marriage has become too much of a job to her…Bless her heart. He totally embarassed her….its one thing to have jumpoffs but messing with boys!!!
if you ask me she was in it a year too long. I pray for that church family…It wont be long before he is renting out a store frotn to have service…
Unfortunate
What was she waiting for? That darn jeri curl alone would have made me file! #fail
@caligirl, Naija, Creamy, CD :hugs:
but necessary, I’m sure.
Good morning
She did what she felt she was supposed to do. She stood by her Husband. Now that the dust has cleared it is time for her move around. IMO
Its about time
EB says:
I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple

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Good morning y’all!
she dont want prayers, she want that paper, eff the bs. I knew this was coming. My bigger concern is has Deshawn Snow left the church yet with eric’s checkbook?
A piece of ass on the side will ruin any marriage, apparently man ass or girl ass.
Tough one, good for her and the timing was classy. (Immediately after settlements or accusations would have seemed reactionary and distracting no matter how justifiable).
Heeeey Change. Thank you love of my e-life!
That jeri curl, ugly azz bull face, big ol’ fish eyes, and fonky sweaty body scent woulda had me long gone!
Good morning everyone makeup maven, caligirl
@talkinwithtami
and those sheets he wear, I know she can’t wait to get her yt sheets back on her bed!
@ Fefe,Creamy(my twin), tatted, naija, Cali, Eb
If I missed someone, my fault. You know it’s all love
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I wonder why she waited this long :shurg: I wonder if there is any money left to “take” or she just glad she got some pride left. Since nobody wants to talk about it…I want mention that she is probably grateful she didn’t get the HIVE
Heeeeey Caligirl, Cheeks, Yard, Saucey, Point, Mizzdallas, KK76, later, tami….DID I GET EVERYONE???
Good Morning caligirl, fefe, saucey, creamy and CD
it’s a curly wig sweetie, @talkingwittami. I’m still waiting for the fight he so courageously stated he’d put up.
I thought about it, and I’m thinking she’s stayed because maybe she was waiting on God’s answer to her prayers. I feel for her, but I’m glad she’s gathered the strength to move on, I’m sure it was tough.
Just when you thought you were above it all!
Morning all!!!!!
morning Maven.
The Makeup Maven says:
I feel sorry for any marriage that breaks up and cannot be salvaged, but it seems that only 1 person was in this union. I’m glad she found the strength to move on

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@Tatted
DID I GET EVERYONE???<—— I was thinking the same thing
pointhimout says:
YOUR GRAVI
please! It’s the best!
good morning my loves
dont feel sorry for vanessa yall, trust me, it’s more than meets the eye.
tatted, cali, FeFe,EB, point, yard, tami, cheeks ,Lady_cn , Midzz and all that i missed 
GoodMorning @Intense – Coming in all quiet. Come give me a
Happy Friday
2 People that I am MAD AT RIGHT NOW…………… Point & Hershey.
Ya’ll heffas gravis are giving me my life ratt now!
To dayum early!
@caligirl
She was more than anything embarrassed she prob just wants to separate herself from all the shenanigans!
@Fefe
Can I place that kiss where I need it?…lol
@Melissa

Heeeey Intense
For some reason, I was expecting the *cosign* to be in CAPS!
At least she took her time and didn’t rush out of the marriage. She did it in her own time and I pray that the rest of her life is filled with joy as she moves forward. I am sure this has been very hard on her and I am sure she has shed plenty tears. I pray that she gets the privacy she requested. As hard as this decision was for her to make, I believe the hard part is behind her. From this day forward, Vanessa will be fine.
Sausy and Intens What it Do boo
Morning everyone :wave: I dont wanna miss anyone!
talkingwithtami says:
What was she waiting for? That darn jeri curl alone would have made me file! #fail
Yeah he would not have gotten in my bed… They probably had not slept together for years? :shurgs:
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:wave: Good Morning M&M, FeFe, Creamy, CD, Caligirl, Saucey, Intense and the rest of the family
Looks like the roof is caving in on Eddie…hopefully his members will wake up a follow suite as well. His wife leaving him says an awful lot!!
Mornin All.
@Creamy
I dare you not acknowledge your twin
Heeeey Chibs
Point – THAT DAYUM GRAVI, MAYNE! But why this nigga got his hand on ‘ol dude shoulder like he bet not make a move!
That’s wonderful I will keep her in my prayers b/c her journey isn’t gonna be easy I can’t imagine living a life that was a complete LIE
*dead* at pointimout GRAVIE!!!!
@Creamy
Wherever u want it hon…
@Point
That pic is so creepy!! Eddie is smizing and chit in the pic..Just fukking gross…
I cant say or tell yall how to feel , but GOD was never in this Marriage,
it would go against GOD word, but anyway carry on
@Chib
Well marry Christmas
pointhimout says:
she dont want prayers, she want that paper, eff the bs. I knew this was coming. My bigger concern is has Deshawn Snow left the church yet with eric’s checkbook?
A piece of ass on the side will ruin any marriage, apparently man ass or girl ass.
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Eric check book left when he left her and had that baby, by the younger women. I COULD NOT imagine her giving them her Alimony and Childsupport
Tatted…
he’ll drop out of the Presidential race today, his long term jumpoff put a nail in that
when she produced her cell phone records…she ignored the jumpoff
by confirming the affair really happened.
@ sausy I came back and said SSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUSSSYYY

:hugs: chi how is ladybug this morning?
@Creamy
Could you possibly elaborate on what you know????
I’m shock SR didnt post Beyonce’s interview yet explaining her floating belly?
She claims she is not confirming how far along she is due to the safety of her child….
*dusts my SR recliner off with eddie’s lacefront*
morning and whatnot
@ Hershey –
I hope that fool does jump out the race…and a fuggin’ window! He gets on my FAT AZZ NERVE!
@Chib
@Creamy
you had me scroll up to look. Your right my fault
@ Saucey – YOU’RE LATE, HUN! THIS DISCUSSION HAPPENED YESTERDAY I THINK!
HEEEEEEY Candi
@Caligirl
She’s fine. We took her to the ER last night and doctor pretty much said it was a stomach virus. She’s at home with me and daddy today, cause they suggested that she not go to daycare. Thank God it was nothing minor…
@ Saucey
don’t worry, it’s coming…
candibfly says:
*dusts my SR recliner off with eddie’s lacefront*
morning and whatnot
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@Tatted
You know I have been M.I.A on here… DANG!!!!<——
tatted :wave: <—- new brush set from sephora
EB says:
I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
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Ms. YaYa says:
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That was the funnist MARTIN EVER! I cry laughing each and every time I see it!
@ Saucey – it’s okay…you ain’t miss much!
@ Candi – I got a $15.00 coupon for Sephora. Bish cashing that in TODAY….i’mma get a brush set too!
@FeFe, it goes a long way back, when a girl was first raped over there, the cover up of that )I was around them on a regular, lets say to close for comfort, but when Nessa came to my house, I just dare to speak on it, that’s all but it will come out, for the safety (the KIDS) i will leave it along,
Creamychic says:
the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
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Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
Morning All
‘cept for Hershey and Point for them gravis

Creamychic tell us more!!
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
Here we go again….
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i was going to buy the brush set with my american express points but i decided to put it toward my bill instead since it was high this month
Yardgirl says:
EB says:
I think Bishop Eddie Long and Tameka Foster would make a cute couple
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Ion know the word is she has sticky fingers for clothes and she has a sticky finger for…..booy <–feelce johnson voice
All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those. If not he’ll have to use that spray to cover up that dome… That might be worse though…might end up looking like Greasy ass Jermaine Jackson.
@Ms. Ya Ya
You are so right
@Creamy
Girl this place is strictly for
….
Carry on…we’s all anonymous up in here!
@sandra mae did you speak
but •One husband one wife while the first one lives. (Luke 16:18), (Romans 7:1-4), (I Corinthians 7:10) the population give me insight on that in the bible so I can adjust my knowledge, but for a bishop those are the qualifications on him
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Saucey – it’s okay…you ain’t miss much!
@ Candi – I got a $15.00 coupon for Sephora. Bish cashing that in TODAY….i’mma get a brush set too!
was it a virtual coupon. I buy from them all the time…checking inbox now.
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I’m going to the Sephora right now….
Er’time I see Eddie I can’t help but laugh….
G’day SR folks
I Go There says:
All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those. If not he’ll have to use that spray to cover up that dome… That might be worse though…might end up looking like Greasy ass Jermaine Jackson.
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He can always get the Steve Harvey lacefronts….hell he may even be able to come out with this own line…called the Eddie Long jeri curl edition…
Carry on…we’s all anonymous up in here!

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Who gets the wigs?
HIS please dust off ur custom ostrich feather ice skates so we can skate in Rockefeller Center next weekend
@IGo ur ass is special
@ Candi – soooo, does the brushes work well??? I’ve never bought the Sephora brushes. And if so, which set did you purchase?
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
Go There says:
All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those.
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PETA gone come get those baby kittens and peacocks…
Heeey HIS! How you doing today?
@His Been missing you bew
how u doing ma’
@His
U fcking purrrty bish!
YALL don’t start quoting scripture before REDEEMED come up in here and get it crunk!!
I Go There says:
All I wanna know is whose gonna get those hair pieces… I hope he had an Iron clad Prenup to protect those. If not he’ll have to use that spray to cover up that dome… That might be worse though…might end up looking like Greasy ass Jermaine Jackson.
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Jermaine, Eddie and Kandi’s mom Joyce all need a hair intervention
@ Caligirl – It was Sephora Beauty Insider & my apologies, it was a $15.00 giftcard.
With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
You couldnt handle both of us at the same time? Man-up!!!! 
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He can always get the Steve Harvey lacefronts….hell he may even be able to come out with this own line…called the Eddie Long jeri curl edition…
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He can call them shaits the Soul Glow edition….
SO NONE OF YOU MUTHAFLUCKAS GONNA AKNOWLEDGE MY FONT TODAY

I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
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Go There says:
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
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It’s called rightly dividing the word
Ooops, Heeeeey iheart!
tatted i bought a few of the eyeshawdow brushes and i like them
i haven’t tried the blush or foundation brushes because i already had em when i got bare minerals
FeFe

@Cheeks
@Candi, oh yes lemme rifle thru the attic and get those out….I believe *dr. evil pinky* they are in my box labeled “bitchin moments with Canday!”
His_Mommy623 says:
@IGo ur ass is special
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Everyday I am
whats going on
Must I bring back my gravi from yesterdays past to get aknowledged in this bish?
It’s called rightly dividing the word

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Or the paycheck!!!
@iheart and @Dawn
:hugs: and
I can just hear Redeemed waking up,
fast and hard on bible dot com googling da heyull outta sum scripcha’s to start her weekly internet service
that she doesn’t wake up and start service on my Happy Friday 
I’m sure since this all went down Vanessa was not living or sleeping in the same room as Mr Like it in the booty Man….
Morning my loves! It’s Friday bishes!!!
thanks Candi. I’mma go rip some of them off today….the eyeshadow ones.
<—- HAPPIER THAN A PUNK IN BOYSTOWN!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Candi – soooo, does the brushes work well??? I’ve never bought the Sephora brushes. And if so, which set did you purchase?
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I was going to buy Bobbi Brown brushes, and the consultant told me all of Sephora brushes were really good. (trying to up my eyemakeup game, thanks to the MkupMaven)
@Chiby Right
I Go There says:
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
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You couldnt handle both of us at the same time? Man-up!!!!
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Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
@iheart
Heeeyyy Tatted & Fe :hugs:
Tatted! :2dance: hey suga!
Creamyyy! I’s hea for a second bew…I gotta go to My other gig in about 2 hours *sigh*
Fe! Meowwwww *purr* hey bebeh!
iheart!

The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO….here you go again this morning

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Hey Tatted… you know how I do.
@ Iheart
I just cannot with that gravi! I was actually trying to come up with something to say but I just can’t…
@His
Hello missy

Heeeey HIS – before you go, didn’t you say you had on dark green eyeshadow???? What color was the lip again? I wanted to try that out.
Going out, getting faded and I want to wear a dark green eye!
Please don’t do that!
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO….here you go again this morning
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Hey Tatted… you know how I do.
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Don’t I ever! Did I hear correctly you got smacked or something in the sack???
Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other… 
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Damn you aint gonna go
TreachI mean Ike Turner on us are you….@His & Saucey
Ion think yall was in here yesterday for the gravi I had that was worse than Faylas
(jus whisper that you wanna see it and I’ll put it up for a quick sec)
caligirl says:
at Iheart! Iheart throws a for Iheart
Please don’t do that!
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Hey Cali
I’ll try to be good today 
@yaya you know Verdeen and his blouses are the ish
@mizzdallas @fefe dead! Yall got me cracking up, hell nawl!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other…
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Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you….
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YOU KNOW I HATE YOU RIGHT! :lol
Don’t I ever! Did I hear correctly you got smacked or something in the sack???
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Why you bringing up old shait… Yeah I got slapped doing the do one time… I was like 16 at the time.
@iheart
I missed it, but I saw all the comments about it…if it was worse than Fayla’s then I’ll pass….I still have flashbacks of that atrocity…
Good Morning All!
She knew she had to move on…she waitied until everything was confirmed and settled before she made her move. Prayers going up for her and the family.
well, hopefully she can move forward with her life and put this behind her as much as possible.
@ Maven I wanna up my shadow game too, I love the smokey eye, but need tips for how to do it for the day…Uncle Sam might send me home looking like Heaux tryna win and chit at my gud gubbament jawb and all
Seriously I need some tips, have loads of shadow, but only wear rule from MAC
only cause I don’t know how to do it any different
Well if we gonna talk about seeing stars when
then I got some stories for that azz…has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????
has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????

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@chiby
That chit scared the crap out of me when it first happened…I thought I had actually fell unconscious!
Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you…. We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other…
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Hell and NO…. I can hear the shait now.
“Hey, you gave her 3 more strokes than you gave me”…”Why you slap her azz harder than you did mine”
FeFe says:
Well if we gonna talk about seeing stars when then I got some stories for that azz…has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????
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*raises hand*
man wrote the bible, r we still on this? like really?
@173
now we’re talking.
IGoThere
Yeah you right….that wouldnt make for a happy home…
@chiby
That chit scared the crap out of me when it first happened…I thought I had actually fell unconscious!
Not me!! I tried to see if I could make myself do it again!!!

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@point
Anytime folks start getting too serious on a thread, always start talking about sex!
Sex is like God’s stress reliever for real!
@Tatted, I had on more of a slightly dark metallic green shadow and and a barely pinkish nude lip…
@iheart
You should email that chit to me so I can see what all the fuss was about…
caramelcomplex@hotmail.com
That Jheri curl juice ruining my good linens would have done me in a long time ago.
Whats up Cali
AllNYC says:
That Jheri curl juice ruining my good linens would have done me in a long time ago.
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I bet she made him lay down a towel on her pillows before he laid down…or put on a jeri curl cap!!
has anyone came so hard that your hearing and eyesight goes out for a few seconds????<—– SHYT I COULD BREATHE EITHER
I Go There says:
Why you bringing up old shait… Yeah I got slapped doing the do one time… I was like 16 at the time.
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Oooh, okay!
@ Hershey – just don’t go so dark right away. And remember, smokey eye can be more than black. You can do purple, brown, red, etc. Just put it on lightly. It’ll be great, I’m sure.
AllNYC says:
That Jheri curl juice ruining my good linens would have done me in a long time ago.

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@ HIS……metallic green you say?!?!
Don’t have many metallics….may need to change that up! THANKS!
I’m heeeeere
Tatted, Saucey, Chi, IGo, Fe-Fe, IHeart
Good morning HIS :2dance:
#NotaClique
@Tatted, I love your come hether look in your gravi
Hey Ohoey
pointhimout says:
man wrote the bible, r we still on this? like really?
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The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
Why you bringing up old shait… Yeah I got slapped doing the do one time… I was like 16 at the time.
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Oooh, okay
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yeah it wasnt anything too recent… but she did slap the shait outta me though. It was one of those slaps were your eyes water up. WOW
@OHoney
:hugs: hey bew!
O’Honey Bunny
Listened to Natalie Nunn on Breakfast Club getting all indignant about her degree(s) from USC but ummm all that don’t mean ish when you getting paid for doing hoesh*t
@ Iheart – you so good to me! Thank you doll.
OHoney says:
I’m heeeeere
Tatted, Saucey, Chi, IGo, Fe-Fe, IHeart
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Hello maam how are you
@SWEET HONEY

I Go There says:
yeah it wasnt anything too recent… but she did slap the shait outta me though. It was one of those slaps were your eyes water up. WOW
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You must be a BEAST now then, getting slapped @ 16. I ain’t never slapped no one, but I did give a round of applause during!
She should have filed for divorce the minute she found out…but I’m sure she knew!
My father and step mom still attends his church! smh!
Don’t NOBODY love the Lawd more than I do….well, maybe Redeemed, but are we tom’bout the Bible again???
OMGOSH!!! I come to read the stories but more so for the comments…SR, ur readers are hilarious!!!! Avi’s and all
Taaaaainted
Where on earth is @Dimpz?
NaijaGal says:
Listened to Natalie Nunn on Breakfast Club getting all indignant about her degree(s) from USC but ummm all that don’t mean ish when you getting paid for doing hoesh*t
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I Go There says:
yeah it wasnt anything too recent… but she did slap the shait outta me though. It was one of those slaps were your eyes water up. WOW
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@Tainted, I hope that pic is photoshopped
NaijaGal says:
Listened to Natalie Nunn on Breakfast Club getting all indignant about her degree(s) from USC but ummm all that don’t mean ish when you getting paid for doing hoesh*t
<— at Natalie Nunn!
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My father and step mom still attends his church! smh!
Tainted
them lil boys or do they believe the boys are lying?
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Do they believe that he
You must be a BEAST now then, getting slapped @ 16. I ain’t never slapped no one, but I did give a round of applause during!
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Oh damn… Yeah thats good work right there.
The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
I had to laugh at that one…
For my mother and father in law’s suprise anniversary party I’m making:
Shrimp twice baked potatos
Lemon pepper fish (a trio of Tilipia, flounder, and catfish)
Zucchni, sqaush, and mushroom medley
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
Lobster Spinach artichoke dip
What ya’ll think?
@sandra
and @Creamychic
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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Good morning!
That verse is speak of is Isaiah 4. It is a continuation of Isaiah 3. This is actually a prophesy of the judgement that fell Judah and Jerusalem when the King of Babylon destroyed them in 587BC.
The nations where brought the same and the the women were made desparate because of those men who died and were taken into captivity.
This verse needs to stay in it’s historical meaning.
I Go There says:
You must be a BEAST now then, getting slapped @ 16. I ain’t never slapped no one, but I did give a round of applause during!
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Oh damn… Yeah thats good work right there.
where in the fugg DID you come from?? 
The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
I had to laugh at that one…
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Well dayum, IGO!
@ Chibs – you had me until you said Zucchni, sqaush, and mushroom medley.
Everything else sounds tantalizing….BUT don’t get me wrong, it’s just not MY thing, but I’m not invited anyways sooooo.
Just Kidding!
@chibytex aka the people’s champ
Sounds delish! I’m crashing!!
@chiby
That sounds downright delish!
@M&M
I really trying to start my own catering business…I want to specialize in seafood…this is my real chance to showcase my skills..I’m nervous cause EVERYTHING has to turn out right! I got business cards on DECK!!
Girl that Medley is the bomb.com but I know a lot of people dont eat those veggies…You have to know how to cook them right!!!
The Makeup Maven says:
heeeeeey FeFe, Creamy, DimeDiva, CD, East, CC & Mother Jefferson

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Good Morning Tatted…Cute Gravi girlie!!! Good Morning Caligirl, and everyone else
yeah, lemon pepper fish sounds scrump-chus
Well dayum, IGO! where in the fugg DID you come from??
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My momma
I want to thank y’all for y’all support of Beyonce on her most recent thread.
Be sure to check out her interview tonight at 10pm w/ Katie Couric on ABC as she
at the pillow pet jokes.
I lub y’all #blackgirlsROCK
I Go There says:
The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
I had to laugh at that one…
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*mouths* call me
just kidding but DAYUM!!!
I gotta get centerpieces today…I think I’m gonna use candles! I gotta get balloons. Its a lot of chit…but I love catering and planning…..
@ Chibs – I
mushrooms but the others NOT SO MUCH. However, I do like Zucchini bread! 
@ CC – Why thank you darling. I appreciate your compliment.
Lemon pepper fish (a trio of Tilipia, flounder, and catfish)
Hellooooo….is this a tried-true or something new youre trying?
I want that recipe..
Morning folks !!!!
Heeeeey OTB
@ IGO – I totally understand because I GET IT FROM MY MOMMA TOO!
Go There says:
The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
I had to laugh at that one…
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Heeeeey Vero sweet thang you!
@OUTSIDE
HEY MISSY

Shrimp twice baked potatoes? recipe please
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
For my mother and father in law’s suprise anniversary party I’m making:
Shrimp twice baked potatos
Lemon pepper fish (a trio of Tilipia, flounder, and catfish)
Zucchni, sqaush, and mushroom medley
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
Lobster Spinach artichoke dip
What ya’ll think?
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It sounds really good, it’s a alot of rich foods. I hope no one has gout.
@VERO

but I love catering and planning…..
Me too! Im such a Susie homemaker Martha Stewart Sandra Lee freak.. I saw a tablscape this morning with Ornaments as a centerpiece. Super festive.
What yr is this for the inlaws? You could try incorporating whatever the “gift” for this yr is into the decor.
Can we get a new post Please
OutsidetheBox says:
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What’s up mama! How you been :hugs:
Heeeeyyyy OTB
with yo purty pug nose self 
I kid, I kid
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
@M&M


I really trying to start my own catering business…I want to specialize in seafood…this is my real chance to showcase my skills..I’m nervous cause EVERYTHING has to turn out right! I got business cards on DECK!!
Girl that Medley is the bomb.com but I know a lot of people dont eat those veggies…You have to know how to cook them right!!!
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Well let me say this, if you have talent, DO THAT CHIT! I have a talent for cooking, and sometimes it’s my passion, sometimes it’s not! But if it’s your passion, I say go for it!
@OTB – Sandra Lee freak.. is a FREAK, she gets on my nerves – I too love cooking. I catered for a while. FOLKS that know you want you to cut them too many breaks. Fresh food cost serious $$
What you think about them Neely’s
@OTB
its pretty easy…
Marinate the fish with lemon pepper seasoning and lemon juice. Then put wrap it in foil and let it cook for about 10-15 minutes cause fish doesnt take long to cook. Once its done garnish with parsely…I’m using three different types of fish to showcase my skills
I Go There says:
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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I be damn… Oh well I guess god is gonna be upset with me cause aint no damn way I would have 7 wives…. With my luck one of em would act like Chi and the another one will act like Choco…. I dont need that shait in my life… Ill pass.
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chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
Oh I could handle yall both but I know that might require me getting some jail time to do it.
We’ll be fine as long as you evenly distribute that paycheck and that dikk… Cant be giving one more than the other…
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Damn you aint gonna go Treach I mean Ike Turner on us are you….
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On topic: So not surprised.
Hey VERO and errybody else! Happy Friday!
Good for Her
SR
@Tatted (Makeup Maven) Hey boooo :kisses:
@Chiby, Was it you that said you were making a lemon pepper turkey for Thanksgiving?? If so how did it turn out and how do you make it?
What yr is this for the inlaws? You could try incorporating whatever the “gift” for this yr is into the decor.
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its their 33rd anniversary….and we are telling them about the baby!! That’s gonna be their “gift”
Ms. YaYa says:
I Go There says:
The worse was when this lady just got up and backed all the way up to the headboard grab ALL of the sheets and covers put em over her head and all I could here her saying was where the fk this dude come from!!!!!
I had to laugh at that one…
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*mouths* call me
just kidding but DAYUM!!!
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yall ladies crazy.
yo purty pug nose self
Okayyyy. My schnoze was SUPER cole this morning
Hey Cali
Now the Neely’s the ones im *side eyeing* SandraL is like a white Oprah
I love how she sneaks them drinks in…can i confess that I like Pat more than Gina Neely? 
@JMO

iheart405 says:
@Chiby, Was it you that said you were making a lemon pepper turkey for Thanksgiving?? If so how did it turn out and how do you make it?
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Turned out that I didnt have to cook this year cause I went to Detroit and my cousins and aunts cooked…I’m making up for it tomorrow though…
@M&M Cooking is like therapy for me…if I’m feeling sad…I just go cook…most of the time I dont eat it…its something about being in the ktichen…its like an outlet for me…
@OTB – Girl, no confession needed. Gina can be wear on you! Her and dem damn pigs all over the kitchen.
@Chiby They just don’t care…the say “God Forgives, so we will too.” Idiots! I don’t attend church at all so I don’t understand the pastor congregation relationship. Anyways who is that in ur pic???
Well hello Choco.
let it cook for about 10-15 minutes cause fish doesnt take long to cook
I wish I could put this on ANON cards to all my family and friends.
Lawd folks will fluck your fish up. My friend guy like everything burnt. And swear he can cook.
Ugh. Steak be so wronggggg. Fish get fried forEVER and dont even speak on pork chops. I keep telling the fool pork ‘possed to be white meat. 
@ OTB – Who said you had a pug nose????
*mouths – I like Pat more than Gina my dayum self*
@OTB, Mine was too,lol I ain’t used to it being cold like this in GA
can i confess that I like Pat more than Gina Neely?
He’s such a fukking lady!!!!
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@Chi/M&M – Are you an silent cook or you like to talk…I prefer not to have anyone in the kitchen with me….
Going to jump in this Thanksgiving convo…I actually cooked for the first time this year. I made a 3 turkeys, 4 pans of dressing, 2 pots of collards, and my fam brought over other thing to my mom’s. Everyone was talking about me being so young and I wouldn’t be able to throw down but I showed them!!
Hey fi-one<— spelling reserved for top specimens
@FeFe
Sandra Lee does make tasting drinks! One morning I was in the kitchen mixing up some liquor by 1p I was done.
Steak be so wronggggg. Fish get fried forEVER and dont even speak on pork chops. I keep telling the fool pork ‘possed to be white meat.
I hate overcooked steaks…I like my steaks medium rare…if its not medium rare, I’m sending it back!!!
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@Tainted
That is Ms. Maliah Michel…
*checks my inbox for an invite to Chiby’s parents anniversary party*
caligirl says:
@Chi/M&M – Are you an silent cook or you like to talk…I prefer not to have anyone in the kitchen with me….
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Ion really like people in the kitchen with me while I cook!! I dont really dont like people watching either…
NikkeMinxx says:
*checks my inbox for an invite to Chiby’s parents anniversary party*
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Where you live?
:2dance: @ Fe
Well Hello JERK I mean EGO
@ cali – I HATE when ppl are in the kitchen when I’m cooking. i like to be alone. especially when I’m holiday cooking. I have too much to do and I’on need you hanging around!
@ Chibs – I just adore cooking and I’m like you, when I cook, I generally don’t eat because w/all the taste testing, you’re full!
NikkeMinxx says:
*checks my inbox for an invite to Chiby’s parents anniversary party*
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The Makeup Maven says:
@ IGO – I totally understand because I GET IT FROM MY MOMMA TOO!
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Momma knows best.
@choco – girl why you sleepy.
This is gonna be messy. How do you divide property amongst a pastor and his wife? Do the church members get a say so since their money funded said property? Who gets to keep the wigs
<==== Wonders when we started calling tatted M&M
Muhammaed Ali just rushed to hosptial
Very Sad he was unconscious
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I know
@Cali
Cuz something bored me 
@ Cali – dayum that’s sad and Ion’wish death upon no one. I hope he pulls through!
The Makeup Maven says:
@ cali – I HATE when ppl are in the kitchen when I’m cooking. i like to be alone. especially when I’m holiday cooking. I have too much to do and I’on need you hanging around!
@ Chibs – I just adore cooking and I’m like you, when I cook, I generally don’t eat because w/all the taste testing, you’re full!
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This sounds like my bf. You know I don’t do that cooking thing
but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it. How can you eat steak without A-1 sauce?? weirdo 
I should have sent Ladybug’s bad ass to school…she already messing up chit!!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Cali
Cuz something bored me
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Don’t you start today Choco :hugs: lol
iheart405 says:
<==== Wonders when we started calling tatted M&M
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Ahhh that's who M&M is?? Thanks!
@ iheart – that’s just Chibs being different w/that M&M!
@ JMO – Now, I do want ppl to add their hotsauce, chit like that!
but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it.
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I hate that!! My hubby likes to add barbeque sauce to everything…I be ready to fight him…with his country ass!!!
Good for her. I wonder who gets his greasy Jheri curl rug in the divorce?
JMO says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ cali – I HATE when ppl are in the kitchen when I’m cooking. i like to be alone. especially when I’m holiday cooking. I have too much to do and I’on need you hanging around!
@ Chibs – I just adore cooking and I’m like you, when I cook, I generally don’t eat because w/all the taste testing, you’re full!
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This sounds like my bf. You know I don’t do that cooking thing but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it. How can you eat steak without A-1 sauce?? weirdo
I can NOT eat steak without A-1
something just seems so wrong if I do 
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THANK GAWD!
You think she ain’t know? Please. The money & fame drying up and she’s taking that as her cue to exit stage left
I was gonna try and call a truce…but fukk it!!!
Well Hello JERK I mean EGO
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Why I gotta be a jerk….
@Y’ALL
Do I wanna read alladis?
JMO says:
iheart405 says:
<==== Wonders when we started calling tatted M&M
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Ahhh that's who M&M is?? Thanks!
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I been trying to figure it out for days,lol
Sandra Rose says:
Creamychic says:
the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
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Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
WAYMEN’T now don’t let my husband see this. He’ll try to parade 6 bimbos in our house lol. Morning yall!
I live in Minneapolis but am possibly headed to Chicago this weekend… which is where you live and serving seafood. :drool:
@OHoney i was looking for you to give you the answer about Ps and Qs.. it saved me in a trivia game once.. lol.
@Yso or YallSo.. (Since I cant remember which is in the position to answer…) where the fluck is MzD?
Tainted_Love says:
Going to jump in this Thanksgiving convo…I actually cooked for the first time this year. I made a 3 turkeys, 4 pans of dressing, 2 pots of collards, and my fam brought over other thing to my mom’s. Everyone was talking about me being so young and I wouldn’t be able to throw down but I showed them!!
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I so wanted to do that this year but I gave up
I was in the kitchen with my mom cutting something up and my dad said “Oh, it must be Thanksgiving if you’re in the kitchen” … I’ll show them next year … maybe 
@Iheart
Im not starting anyting and @Chiby Im gonna reach just like you did if the truce comment was meant for me pls understand the boring comment was not meant for you! FUKN INCREDIBLE Im done with you for today!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
I was gonna try and call a truce…but fukk it!!!
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Noooooooo Chibs!!!
:hugs:
@EGO
later for all that!
chibytex aka the people’s champ says:
but he also hates if I add anything to the food after he cooks it.
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I hate that!! My hubby likes to add barbeque sauce to everything…I be ready to fight him…with his country ass!!!
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Is that bbq sauce Sweet Baby Rays??
@Choco, ok :hugs: How you be today?
@Choco
Its all good sweetie…if your done…I’m in a very good mood today, plus I’m about to log off…so you can have it today…
Maybe we can try again on Monday!!
Everybody have a safe weekend!!
love and hairgrease!!!
@JMO.. RE: steak sauce. allegedly bomb bbq and steak dont need no sauce as you are then supposedly covering up the flavor.
i aint buying it though. The chef came out the kitchen on my ashe at gallagher’s because i asked the waiter to bring me some A1.
…..when the checks stop rollin in
CHOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey Tatted
Heeeey MsOne.
MsOnederful says:
Sandra Rose says:
Creamychic says:
the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
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Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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Very interesting
2 Ne 14:1 seven women shall take hold of one man
So many men will be killed in the destructions and wars will which accompany the Second Coming that there will be an incredible difference in the number of living males and females. The culture of Isaiah, understandably, is reflected in his prophecies—as in the statement, ‘only let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach.’ Anciently, a woman who could have no children was described with the unflattering adjective, “barren.” This was because great emphasis was placed on marriage and a woman’s ability to have children.
“…’seven women’ (meaning simply a lot of women) will request a man’s hand in marriage. Economic problems will be such that these women will be willing to provide their own food and clothing, contrary to the usual marriage customs. According to the Hebrew scriptures (Exodus 21:10), a man was required to provide a wife with food and clothing; but in this case Isaiah observes that the women are willing to waive that right. Having a good knowledge of the importance of marriage, they request a man to take away their reproach. In Isaiah’s day and, indeed, in many parts of the Near East today, it was and is a disgrace to remain unmarried.” (Book of Mormon compendium, by Sidney Sperry, chapter 11, 2 Nephi14)
@TattedMakeupGuruMaven Gurrrrllll
‘Tense did but i think she wasnt wearing glasses cause its way more pig then pug. 
He’s such a fukking lady!!!!
@Chi. Yessss. #fever
Oh chit.
Y’all crazy…
Chi *pinches LadyBug’s cheeks*
NikkeMinxx says:
@JMO.. RE: steak sauce. allegedly bomb bbq and steak dont need no sauce as you are then supposedly covering up the flavor.
i aint buying it though. The chef came out the kitchen on my ashe at gallagher’s because i asked the waiter to bring me some A1.
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Yeah. When your church becomes known as the place where 16-year-olds can go to get humped, whined and dined by the clergy—-it’s time to go.
West Coast Chick says:
MsOnederful says:
Sandra Rose says:
Creamychic says:
the BIBLE said one husband one wife …
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Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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Very interesting
2 Ne 14:1 seven women shall take hold of one man
So many men will be killed in the destructions and wars will which accompany the Second Coming that there will be an incredible difference in the number of living males and females. The culture of Isaiah, understandably, is reflected in his prophecies—as in the statement, ‘only let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach.’ Anciently, a woman who could have no children was described with the unflattering adjective, “barren.” This was because great emphasis was placed on marriage and a woman’s ability to have children.
“…’seven women’ (meaning simply a lot of women) will request a man’s hand in marriage. Economic problems will be such that these women will be willing to provide their own food and clothing, contrary to the usual marriage customs. According to the Hebrew scriptures (Exodus 21:10), a man was required to provide a wife with food and clothing; but in this case Isaiah observes that the women are willing to waive that right. Having a good knowledge of the importance of marriage, they request a man to take away their reproach. In Isaiah’s day and, indeed, in many parts of the Near East today, it was and is a disgrace to remain unmarried.” (Book of Mormon compendium, by Sidney Sperry, chapter 11, 2 Nephi14)
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I posted about this earlier. This verse is a reference to the destruction that Judah and Jersualam experieced when Babylon destroyed them in 587BC. Isaiah 4 is a continuation of Isaiah 3.
@sandra
and @Creamychic
Actually, the Bible says “seven women shall take hold of one man.” Why do you think there are more women than men in the population?
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Good morning!
That verse is speak of is Isaiah 4. It is a continuation of Isaiah 3. This is actually a prophesy of the judgement that fell Judah and Jerusalem when the King of Babylon destroyed them in 587BC.
The nations where brought the same and the the women were made desparate because of those men who died and were taken into captivity.
This verse needs to stay in it’s historical meaning.
@West Coast Chick
I recommned Blue Letter Bible for great commentaries on Scripture
After a great deal of deliberation and prayer, I have decided to terminate my marriage to Bishop Eddie L. Long. Accordingly, I authorized my attorneys to file for divorce on December 1, 2011.
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:stop: She knew she wanted to bounce when the shyt first hit the fan. She just didnt know how. I don’t blame her at all, just wish she would’ve done it sooner.
REgarding comment 322 i said stressful i meant to type Stress-free SMH! Apologies!
@ West Coast Chick: thanks for the scripture explanation, hun. I also want to add my theory on why there are such fewer men compared to women in the population. This is just my theory: I think men are natural born predators. So for that reason their numbers are controlled both biologically and culturally (think prisons, violent deaths, etc.). Can you imagine what life would be like if there were more of them than us females?
Scriptures need to be kept in context, keeping in mind their historical context. The verses quoted were prophesies by Isaiah fulliled in the 6th century BC. Nothing to do with current human population.
Either way, I’m glad she finally left him. Surely now his membership will dwindle even further. I wonder if the doors of the church will ever close.
God don’t like ugly. You can’t wear the cloth and hurt people.
MsOnederful says:
Cali!! WCC ! Huggggssss! May you guys have a relaxful/stressful weekend! I got a “LEVY” put on my account for owing the state $219 and the banks processing fee for that Levy is $125 Im too through. Really, granted I know I owe(d) them. $219 though. You freeze my bank account for that wen you could’ve got it out of my taxes in January.
that happened to me 7 years ago, due to tax filings I had with ex-husband. I sat in middle of the floor and cried that day. I do not fluck with Uncle same. Yeah they could have waited….bastards!
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that makes me
Vanessa Long has withdrawn her divorce petition.
I can’t believe she changed her mind…update needed
Jessie says:
Vanessa Long has withdrawn her divorce petition.
AUNTIE! UPDATE!
Wow, he has literally fallen from grace. Eddie needs to repent!