Yesterday, actress Vivica A. Fox, 48, broke her silence on her break up with local club promoter Omar “Slimm” White, 28. She admitted she has the tendency to rush into relationships with men who have “a six-pack and a smile.”
I reached out to Vivica’s ex-fiance Slimm to get his side of the story, and to ask him what he thought about Vivica’s interview.
According to Slimm, he walked away from the situation first. In fact, Slimm says that when Vivica gave Sister 2 Sister magazine an interview for the December 2011 cover, she acted as if they were still together.
“Of course you’re not going to admit that somebody broke up with you because it would make you look bad,” said Slimm.
On allegations that he used Vivica for the fame:
SLIMM: “If I was in it for the fame, I would have kissed her a**. I would have just basically played the game if I was just trying to use her. You want happiness, you don’t want to be in it for the wrong reasons because it wouldn’t work out. Furthermore, if I was using her for fame then why not play the game and put my pride aside and follow through on tying the knot? The reason being: I’m not that type of man and I refuse to sell myself short for fame.”
On Vivica saving face by not admitting he left her:
SLIMM: “I totally understand that a person would rather save face and avoid admitting their fiance ended the relationship. So I understood why Vivica didn’t admit the reality of what really took place…. She would have come out better if she stated we went our separate ways, if she wanted to avoid the true nature of the breakup. The main thing is don’t lie … She and I know what happened so just be cordial and keep it moving. She knew from day one when I first met her I would joke and say ‘hey baby don’t hit me with that 2 Can Play That Game,’ lol. Those methods destroy relationships. I hate games and negativity.”
On happiness and settling for the wrong reasons:
“Happiness is key in anything you do in life, and people who settle for the wrong reasons never find true love. I understand the illusion of life and what to avoid so I’m happy at the decision I made. And one thing that was evident, if she keeps it real or not, is the fact I told her several times that ‘baby no matter what we disagree about let’s keep peace and love in the house.’ ”
On Vivica’s cover story for Sister2Sister:
“As you see in the month of December, her and I appeared on the cover of Sister 2 Sister, and when I saw the cover I was shocked because I walked away two months prior. But I came to the realization that Vivica went ahead and did the interview as if nothing happened. At that time the public wasn’t aware of our breakup. So I’m thinking like if you really wanted to get married instead of getting caught up in all the glitz and glamour, you wouldn’t have continued to provoke stress in the relationship. If you were to Ask Vivica right now did Slimm try time and time again to keep the relationship strong, she would have no choice but to admit who I am and the good examples I set! I always told her toward the end that ‘baby I will loose interest if we keep this up.’ When you have a bond with a woman, that fire can fade if both parties involved don’t fight to preserve chemistry.”
On getting back into the dating scene:
“I’m not dating anyone right now. I’m single and enjoying life.”
Hill Harper has(d) CANCER?!?!?!?!
So, did they both walk away or is one of them a big fat liar?
Did he just admit to “dumping” her cause she’s broke???
WOW, Thats deep. They say Viv is hard to deal with and crazy, lol.
Hats are his best friend
Does Hill date men???
Well, Slimm basically did not answer any of the questions that were asked. He was very vague.
“I totally understand that a person would rather save face and avoid admitting their finance ended the relationship”
is he saying?
@ prynsexxx: Are you talking about the thyroid cancer that he claimed he had when he was on his book tour?
@Dee I’d surmise the answer to be yes
Slimm’s skin sure is ‘pretty’ on that cover.
If you were to Ask Vivica right now did Slimm try time and time again to keep the relationship strong, she would have no choice but to admit who I am and the good examples I set! I always told her toward the end that ‘baby I will loose interest if we keep this up.’ When you have a bond with a woman, that fire can fade if both parties involved don’t fight to preserve chemistry.”
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All of this confirms that heffa was hanging her wig on the back of the door knob at night.
I guess 50 was right, huh? Viv is bat shyt crazy and a liar.
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Does Hill date men???
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Did I write something about Hill Harper in this post?
Pooch hall
(looks around)
Welp…I think this is a good post to start up SR Scrabble: LakerChica Edition don’t, y’all? Y’all don’t? I’m a set it up anyway.
(unfolds Scrabble boards and sets out the tile racks while shaking tile bag)
I’m a go first cause I can.
(pulls my seven tiles and immediately sees my word)
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Who next?
Sandra before I proceed, is Viv a close friend of the blog
@Sandra
He was on the cover of the magazine next to Viv’s right breast… just thought i’d ask.
It sounds like he’s trying hard NOT to bad-mouth her.
I didn’t see this marriage ‘happening’ anyway.
To me Vivica makes herself look bad out here talm bout she fell for a nice smile and a six pack how old are you what 45+. Girl if that’s the real reason please shut the fukk and make up a betta lie. It pretty much seems like the same chit 50 cent was saying about her azz. Quit puzzay popping that old cooch and make some more movies.
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Did he just admit to “dumping” her cause she’s broke???
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Sounds like he admitted to dumping her cus she’s “crazy…derangeed”
(reads SANDRA’S most recent comment, grabs up everything and gets the fck on)
Wrong post, my bad.
Slimm’s skin sure is ‘pretty’ on that cover
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What shade of MAC is that he is wearing? I think NW45 but can’t be sure…
Lord please don’t let this get ugly like the thing with her and 50.
Maybe he said Fiance and finance was a typo?
Forgot Slimm was a FOTB.
I thouhgt of one of the SR member last night when i went to the store and my total was 6.66. The cashier looked at me like
NaijaGal says:
Did he just admit to “dumping” her cause she’s broke???
No he did not. Sandra mis-spelled a word. It should be “fiancee” not “finance”. Big difference.
Viv looks nice…that is all
I thought it was a good interview and he was trying to be vague and not bash her.
BLIND ITEM: “GHETTO DNA!”
Uncategorized Add comments Dec 042011BLIND ITEM: (GHETTO DNA)
This black female celebrity is trying her best to stay relevant but her time has come and gone, she’s also trying to hang on to her youth.
She’s allegedly had sexual flings with Omarion and Cam’Ron. Like other men, they moved on.
She’s desperate and lonely.
According to the Black Hollywood Grapevine: Men find her attractive, especially in her younger days but they were always turned off by her loudness, drama and head jerking.
This ghetto DNA is common among her friends.
The Unreal Universe
A Book on Physics and Philosophy
“For thinking laymen.” Several years ago, she snagged a rich black celebrity man. Unbeknownst to most, he caught feelings for her and was thinking about proposing until he overheard two of her ghetto relatives tell her: “Girl, you better drop a baby on his ass ASAP! Get that money!”
He broke it off.
Rumors are circulating that she seduces her male co-stars for sex and she’s also patronizing a male escort agency.
If that’s not enough, she’s considered the ‘go to’ sugar mama when an aspiring rapper, actor or singer is down on his luck and needs a hot meal and a roof over his head.
According to allegations: Men have stole money and bling from her.
Who is she?
Aunt Viv
@DIMPZ
That’d be quite the Freudian slip, no?
#LoveMyLogin
#NeedToGoNow
When he takes that hat off, do the dreads come off with it?
KDub says:
Slimm’s skin sure is ‘pretty’ on that cover
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What shade of MAC is that he is wearing? I think NW45 but can’t be sure…
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Yep, I’d say that’s a safe bet.
Heeeeyyy to all my SR babes that I didn’t get in the otha post :hugs:
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I thought it was a good interview and he was trying to be vague and not bash her.
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I thought so too. He sounds like a humble dude
Ummm….
Sandra…
Before I proceed, Is Slimm/Omar a friend of the blog because I just have SOOOO much to say.
Please give me a warning shot before I get just as “honest” as he likes his women to be.
@ Yso… I meant it was a typo
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When he takes that hat off, do the dreads come off with it?
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Don’t leave YSO, I’m still trying to make a word outta all these damn cosonants I picked.
OKAY SO YOU ENDED A RELATIONSHIP THAT WAS NO LONGER WHAT YOU WANTED ???
HOW DOES THAT EQUATE MAKING HER LOOK BAD???HELL PEOPLE BREAK UP ALL THE TIME
HE SOUND LIKE HE ON SOME HIGH SCHOOL HIGH ISH
NEXT TIME TAKE THE HIGH ROAD LIKE A REAL GROWN MAN AND SAY IT JUST DIDN’T WORK OUT, OTHERWISE YOU END UP SOUNDING LIKE A JERK
OF COURSE WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP IS OVER YOUR VISION IS 20/20 BUT YOU BUYING A RING AND PROPOSING TO HER, LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAYBE YOUR JUDGMENT NEEDS SOME FINE TUNING
WHEN YOU CHOOSE A PERSON & THINGS GO WRONG YOU HAVE TO SHARE IN HALF OF THE RESPONSIBILITY
@Sandra
I was speaking of the cancer that S2S is talking about on the cover of the mag.
@ Dougie….Check you Gmail boo.
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Welp…I think this is a good post to start up SR Scrabble: LakerChica Edition don’t, y’all? Y’all don’t? I’m a set it up anyway.
(unfolds Scrabble boards and sets out the tile racks while shaking tile bag)
I’m a go first cause I can.
(pulls my seven tiles and immediately sees my word)
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dammit … it didnt work
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When he takes that hat off, do the dreads come off with it?
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I always told her toward the end that ‘baby I will loose interest if we keep this up.
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She kept talking huh?…. Damn woman couldnt keep her mouth closed.
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That’s all I got?
banchibytex me :stop:Raise of hands on who thinks Viv paid for her own ring? Just curious…
Mine didn’t work either. Fck Scrabble.
Vivica always makes herself look desperate….same shyt she did with 50cent. She’s a beautiful woman. She just needs to get out of the cougar sugar momma mind frame and find her a real nice distinguished/ established man, who doesn’t mind growing old with her
@ IGo….I got that’s what he was saying too.
Having someone that constantly B.itches about everything or makes an issue of everything is a pain in the ass though.
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Raise of hands on who thinks Viv paid for her own ring? Just curious…
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:co-sign: wit JealousCNenvy; Aunt Viv got to realize that these young men now ain’t NOTHIN’ to play with; she should have learned that from that fiasco with 50 Cent; although the packing is attractive, find out what is INSIDE first. She can’t manipulate or intimidate these young men out here now. Those same ‘warning signs’ that she speaks of are the SAME ones that led Slimm to cut his loses. Aunt Viv- just because you are close to 50 years old doesn’t mean that you can play the parent roll; ask Demi. It is one thing to pull young men but it is a whole ‘nother ball game to KEEP them.:whistling:
ChocD
I read bout yo mama talmbout “who callin ya girl” in the other post and was 
KDub says:
Raise of hands on who thinks Viv paid for her own ring? Just curious…
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@LUSCIOUS
Why is yo ass cheating already?
And you don’t win.
(still waiting for someone to play something that will count)
JMO says:
KDub says:
Raise of hands on who thinks Viv paid for her own ring? Just curious…
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“… she would have no choice but to admit who I am and the good examples I set!”
Get her Slimm.
And I think I’m on the same path at Intense is on regarding him. I hate when men dog a female out when things go south. She never gave specifics, you shouldnt either. Who left who doesn’t matter cause I never heard Viv say she left him first.
@Intense
Are you really an Aquarius? If so, I’m even more confused about you.
*patiently waits on Sandra to confirm whether or not Slimm is a FOTB*
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AGAIN, SANDRA? Why is this story so important?
I do think Vivica looks HAWT for a lady in her late 40s. That body is SLAMMIN.
@Dimpz
I swear I love you more and more each day, mama!
It was no thing at all. I swear I love you though because you’ve got to be the most considerate person I know online or off!
A lot was said yet NOTHING was said except stuff we already knew. They broke up and she crazy as hell….
I won’t say who’s azz I’m kicking in words with friends but they got time to post a comment up in herr!!
Thanks JMO.
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Dammit! I quit too! :grumble:
*wonders who JMO is talkin about*
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@ IGo….I got that’s what he was saying too.
Having someone that constantly B.itches about everything or makes an issue of everything is a pain in the ass though.
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Exactly… she talk herself right out of a relationship. now she can get all the last words she want… Congrats you won.
@ Sass…
You’re welcome!
It’s the damn “Reply Button” fiasco all over again!
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Y’all suk dunkey bals. HMPH! :pout:
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Here ya go YSO
YES DOUGIE I AM~
Did Viv give the ring back?
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And I think I’m on the same path at Intense is on regarding him. I hate when men dog a female out when things go south. She never gave specifics, you shouldnt either. Who left who doesn’t matter cause I never heard Viv say she left him first.
@Intense
Are you really an Aquarius? If so, I’m even more confused about you.
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Cmon Dougie Women do that shait too.. more often than the fellas do.
ION wanna play with yall! *throws my letter bar in the air*
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YSoSerious says:
Dammit! I quit too! :grumble:
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@ Eb….
She probably headed to get HER refund right now. 
MzDimplez1123 says:
ION wanna play with yall! *throws my letter bar in the air*
XQZBCKY
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Don’t start with the :subliminals:
Its pretty obvious that he’s saying Viv was in it for it and not for him. She prolly drove him nuts with that frontin.
Its seems so cut and dry.
@JMO
Only by default.
(snatches your trophy and melts it down into some gold teefus as a Xmas present to myself)
All of this confirms that heffa was hanging her wig on the back of the door knob at night.

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I used to not like SLim but now I see him differently I don’t think I would want to date him tho but I can appreciate his realness I suppose but his pink lips not so much!
Trying to see the “cute” in Slimm..
still trying…
still…is that itt..naw…still trying…
hell I give up.
@Intense
Then dammit, why don’t you love me?! We are sistren (is that a word?) of the same sign! You should FULLY understand me and always agree with me, dammit! Are you one of those “cusp” babies or a full-blown Aquarius?
@ OTB…That’s what I thought he meant too and that the lil bit of fame that came from dealing with her wasn’t worth dealing with the drama.
*throws my letter bar in the air*
@FEMME
I am? Aw. That makes me feel better.
:hugs:
Its pretty obvious that he’s saying Viv was in it for it and not for him. She prolly drove him nuts with that frontin.
Its seems so cut and dry
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IKR nothing to see here folks! Viv look crazy to me and someone said she is very ghetto SAD
Having someone that constantly B.itches about everything or makes an issue of everything is a pain in the ass though.

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@I GO
But thats different! We’re WOMEN and sometimes are more emotional! And if the guy dogged the woman out, he can be talked about! But nobody seemed to have dogged anyone out so he should just be like “it is what it is. We parted.”
@ YSO…Gold teefus?! You ain’t in St. Louis!
All my relatives from there rock them joints.
I actually thought Slimm was fine back when he first started dating Viv…then I saw a pic with his hat off…
Hey Sam! :wave:
Cmon Dougie Women do that shait too.. more often than the fellas do.
Ive been counseling my daughter’s father all week. He trying to leave his girl right now bout this same bullchit.
Ion like the bitc h per se, but she babysit.
Gotta do what I gotta.
@ EB she shouldn’t give a ring back that she purchased
for her
If Dougie and Intense can make it work, there HAS to be hope for His and Chiby, right?
I remember seeing this episode of ‘Punk’d’ with her and some of her friends. Her friend was pretending that her water broke and the Ambulance was called.
When the paramedics got there. The premise was to look like they were such big fans of Vivica, that they forgot all about tending to the pregnant friend.
Viv was going off, rolling her neck, snapping her flanges and whatnot.
Even then, I was like
“why is she acting like that”.
Whenever anyone says ‘Viv is ghetto’, I flash back to that episode..
#RealGhetto
@ OTB…
I gotta do better. 
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I don’t find him cute at all and Amber reminds me of bougar
sistren = a word.
I dont know but his dreads bother me as much as the character mekhi pfeifer played in 8 mile
*going to lunch, and I would like Sandra’s confirmation to be posted when I get back*
@ Fefe a hat can make some men so gaw-juss, but the second that fitted comes off…makes you sound like Chris Tucker….DAMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN!
I see there are a bunch of
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… and thank you for playing your turn! geesh … you know who you are
Viv was going off, rolling her neck, snapping her flanges and whatnot.
Even then, I was like “why is she acting like that”.
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Why does she think that is cute I do it at times but Im no where near as dramatic as most
@ Fe….I emailed you, I think.
@ Hershey….I think most men look better with hats.
DAMMIT JMO WHO YOU TALKIN BOUT!
@ JMO…..I couldn’t do nothing with what I had though.
Intense, are you an Aquarius, too?
secretly i love your spirit dougie(shhh..)rebellious and unconventional-lol very familiar
AND MY BIRTHDAY IS FEB.14TH
AQUARIUS YOU EITHER LOVE THEM OR HATE THEM-NO IN BETWEEN, SO WE’RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK***TUMULTUOUS
@KyCakes
“Becky.”
LMAO! I’ve been laughing at you since last night! I’m sorry but that got me!
That and “Ann” and a few others.
… “Becky”
I dont know but his dreads bother me as much as the character mekhi pfeifer played in 8 mile
I hated Mekhi’s aura in that movie!
Intense – I’m an Aquarius, too!! January 29th….
#WhoRunTheWorld
Slimm is not an ugly dude to me but something about him always reminds me of a Predator, one of the ones from AVP.
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@ Mz, they do, but some men snatch that hat off like Neyo, and you see a head that should clearly have three holes for bowling and you want to scream
and did you leave me gifts in my stores?
@ Mz, they do, but some men snatch that hat off like Neyo, and you see a head that should clearly have three holes for bowling and you want to scream
and did you leave me gifts in my stores?
AQUARIUS YOU EITHER LOVE THEM OR HATE THEM-NO IN BETWEEN..
No true words ever spoken.
*thinking of when I asked about Aquarius’ and yall told me*
Saved by the crew. I still dont like that ninja.
*goes to confirm he’s still blocked*
@DOUGIE
Don’t be laughing at my middle name. I’m quite sensitive about it. :crying1:
@OTB
I knew you would let me know. I knew I had heard it somewhere before…think it may have even been from you.
He doesn’t really seem to have shoulders, just all head and neck…
But I do love the hairless look. Someone’s been using their new no!no!
I think if someone photoshopped me in a pic and we were over I would address it
YSO I GOT ONE!
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KyCakes says:
Intense – I’m an Aquarius, too!! January 29th….
#WhoRunTheWorld
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I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN-LOL!!!!
@ MzDimplez black hair is so pretty, looks thicker, I’m rinsing mine Saturday, and get a fresh does of creamy crack :perm:
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@I GO
But thats different! We’re WOMEN and sometimes are more emotional! And if the guy dogged the woman out, he can be talked about! But nobody seemed to have dogged anyone out so he should just be like “it is what it is. We parted.”
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No you did not hit me with the ITS Different…
Men are emotional too… and its tons of guys that have had a relationship that goes wrong and they do talk about it. When we get together we talk about more than… Sex, sports, grilling, and the new Stripper at the local club.
@HERSHEY
Yeah…I enjoy Ne-Yo but he should NEVER go without a hat. Not even when he sleeps.
@Intense
Awww!
We’re both rebellious and that’s probably why we clash sometimes. I never not like you for long though. And youre bday is the one people always think mine is. I’m the 12th but a gang of folks always wish me on the 14th cause they seem to only be able to associate my bday with Valentine’s
@OTb
That is so true. No grey areas with Aquarians. If you don’t love us, you will hate us.
This is a nice picture of both of them. That is all
no!no!
*dreaming of 6-9 months from now*
<===== Is married to an Aquarius with the same birfday as Intense and I swear fo gawd that I be ready to take his flucking head off at times
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@ Dougie….Why did I Google my first name last night? The closest spelling to it, minus one letter at the beginning, came up in the Urban dictionary as:
A really hot girl you can refer to a hot girrl as ***ikita
:crying1: I knew my mama didn’t like me!
:stopwiththesubliminals: :rollseyes:
“When we get together”
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Do you bond with said friends
Do you cry on each other’s shoulders
@ Yso no he should not eva, eva, eva, eva, eva times 10,000 go without that hat…Now teach me how to play this here game
@Dougie –
Why??? Why?????
Can’t help it my birth Mother was White AND British….
Who ugly

What the hell is that? A quintuple word score?
And I’m gone have to fight you out in the parking lot for that link too.
Hello Luscious…long time no speak
I LOVE female Aquarius tho. But males
. I KNEW that and still tried. 
#hardheadedmakealongdrawnoutbreakup
Otb, yes I am. by the way my mim had an appt with ss and I told her to make sure she plays up her dimentia. 40minutes later she comes out crying. I said whats wrong, her answer: well I didnt play up shiat, he adked me who the president and I said bill gates, I mean clinton and then I said, did jesse jackson win! We going to hell or my mama memory is worse than I thought.
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It sounds like he’s trying hard NOT to bad-mouth her.
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I apologize. I will not tease you any more.
*still snickering behind back*
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That’s fine to tell close friends and family what happened (even though I don’t whether it was his fault or mine- and its ALWAYS his) but just touting it to the world like Slimm is doing is too much. Keep some sh*t private. What everybody need to know what happened for. Ya’ll were engaged and ya’ll ain’t no more.
Next question! *slams gavel down*
@ OTB….I haven’t relaxed, texturied or put heat in it since May though! I’m trying here! I guess i’m not loving my red because I never where my hair out?
I said I was gonna try to hold out to February though
@ JMO..Did you look up KitaShanell? I don’t know if the caps count or not.
Thats strange… My friend who was a complete pushover and continues to date horrible men is an Aquarius and I stopped talking to her a few years ago
YSO dont hate on the quintuple word score!
Why must we resort to violence over my link?????
Hey Hershey
@HERSHEY
We WAS trying to play SR Scrabble: LakerChica Edition but the sht ain’t lining up right and I quit and Dimpz threw her letters and JMO won it all by default.
#NeverAgain
And this is what happens when you date a man who is young enough to be your son. He does interviews about who dumped who first. I don’t recall Viv making much of an issue of that. Of course Viv is not the most mature middle aged woman in the world.
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KyCakes says:
Intense – I’m an Aquarius, too!! January 29th….
#WhoRunTheWorld
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White AND British
Now we see. Youre an American though right?
*thinks of all the times I done kissed you and chit..*
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I dont know but his dreads bother me as much as the character mekhi pfeifer played in 8 mile
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Not as much as the dreads 50 was rockin in “Things Fall Apart” on EBT. I PROMISE he was the prototype for Predator and that Neanderthal (sp) caveman commercial. :shudders:
O’an @KyCakes to answer your “who run the world” question:
SAGGITARIUSES do!
12/12 ALL DAY!
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no!no!
*dreaming of 6-9 months from now*
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Girl, I saw that commercial and damn near broke a flange I was dialing so fast…
@Iheart
Awww bless ya heart. I’ve NEVER dealt with an Aquarius man. They say two Aquarian partners would bond well but if they are anything like me…. all those different personalities may kill each other.
@OTB
Was it that bad? Lemme guess…cold, slightly heartless, a mind-gamer, expected everything for giving nothing, and had a tendency to act like you didn’t exist if he didn’t get what he wanted?
hat can make some men so gaw-juss, but the second that fitted comes off… .
So he’s like a Mr. Marcus (no Superhead)?!
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well I didnt play up shiat, he adked me who the president and I said bill gates, I mean clinton and then I said, did jesse jackson win
Hey brown suga!
@Ky, I left you a message in the Kelis post
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
“When we get together”
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Now you bout to make it crazy…
but we do talk about relationships the good the bad and ugly…
@Sandra, They are playing with the lakes dicshanerie
even though I don’t whether it was his fault or mine- and its ALWAYS his <—universal Aquarian trait
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White AND British
Now we see. Youre an American though right?
*thinks of all the times I done kissed you and chit..*

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Yes, ma. Made in the USA
I only know certain things about my birth parents. She was white, he was black; they met at a party and had a one night stand and *poof* I’m here….
#NoStork
@Kita
That’s a compliment girl! I’d be all over telling folks that!
@Prynnsexx
You CLEARLY messed up the lyrics. “Who Run the World?” “Aquarians do!”
You’re welcome. :eyeroll: *side-eye of death*
@JMO
She must have been one of those cusp babies. Most Aquarian women can BARELY keep a man because of how hard it is for us to TRY to play “submissive.” I don’t what your friend was. She was a lie.
@ Auntie…..See why I threw my letters now?
Any chance of granting His a stay of execution on her log-in though? Come on Ti-Ti, it’s X-Mas. We need to be all jovial and fulla love and giving and whatnot. Think about it.
SR Scrabble: LakerChica Edition
See why I aint play.
Chit cant even be verified.
Family feud tho?
@Dougie, Lawd
and I’m a Scorpio so that makes it even worse. On a brighter note though, We’ve been married together almost 10 years and married for 8 so maybe it’s not so bad right? 
*goes to the Kelis post to see what iheart tom bout*
Chief
do you hold each other afterwards
@OTB
It is though! Hey- at least I’m true to the mold!
Did I arrive too late to play the game?! *pouts*
*throws out the extra letters I was gonna cheat with*
Hmmp
They gone give her a check tomorrow! The doctor looked so confused when she came out. For some you may not know the stuff my mom did pre stroke but the after stroke has us in tears.
@ Dougie…..I guess?
I was
@ you tipsy tweeting the other night though.
Dougie – Please fill me in on said traits of Aquarians.
I’m not hip to all the signs and their meanings
@IHeart
An Aquarian and a Scorpio?!
Now you KNOW ya’ll ain’t supposed to be together!! Lawd! I bet when ya’ll argue, it’s like a nuclear bomb hit.
Glad I aint in ya’ll house.
@Igo
That’s fine to tell close friends and family what happened (even though I don’t whether it was his fault or mine- and its ALWAYS his) but just touting it to the world like Slimm is doing is too much. Keep some sh*t private. What everybody need to know what happened for. Ya’ll were engaged and ya’ll ain’t no more.
Next question! *slams gavel down*
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I get what you saying but maybe he wanted to get his side out….maybe he didnt want folks thinking about him in a bad way… IDK

And it cant ALWAYS be his fault… Cant be.
Any chance of granting His a stay of execution on her log-in though? Come on Ti-Ti, it’s X-Mas. We need to be all jovial and fulla love and giving and whatnot. Think about it.
Hey Hershey and Luscious
*glances at phone based on topic*
Playing against KitaShaNell
KitaShaNell played “Exit” for 14 points on 10/13/2011
Playing against KitaShaNell
KitaShaNell played “Hex” for 13 points on 06/09/2011
*picks up Yall’s extra letters and tries to figure out if I can get back in this thang*
Am I the only one disturbed by that bottom pics on the cover??????
#lovemylogin
@Dimpz
I was FUKKED up on Twitter the other night. I logged in and read my last tweetes last night and was like: “WTF was I talking about?!” I was speaking in the same language Juanita Bynum posts FB messages in, I think!
I’ma have to lay off the bottle for a minute.
I SAID HI BROWN!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Chief
do you hold each other afterwards
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Ummm… HEll and NO
You can get famous from using/dating washed up celeb’s?
Y’all taking this Recycled business too far.
Congrats on the Exclusive Sandra. I wish you would’ve asked if she kept the ring.
If I don’t come in when the post first goes up, I end up SO LOST!!
Good afternoon everyone!
NO! @Sass and I was kinda perplexed by that! I think it was a case of “meeting your match” FOR HIM!
Girl, he steady be talking about “friends” and I be
wondering what the fukk I was EVER thinking.
It was just no interest for me. One of them hot and heavy thangs, ya know. I felt like I had been kidnapped for 2yrs.
@ Dougie…I was like, where her fingers postioned wrong on the right side of her keypad?
GYPSAY
I SPOKE TO YO ASS FIRST NICCAH!
everytime I think of you I think of that comment you made bout suckiin the marrow through the bone POW!
Chief
oh ok so you just hug it out
OTB…Said Hot and Heavy thang and I read it as Hot Wangs. I must be hungry.

Oh and Vivica is mos def talking about the breakup she saw warning sings and she fell in love with a six pack and a smile and look where it got her – he was using her for her fame – Yeah SLIM do you
@iheart
I was
when I saw the link….Matter o’ fact, can someone tell me how to link on here? I HAVE, HAVE to put up the link with the stripper in my gravi….
Her name is LuLu….
@IGo
Ohhh….honey. It is ALWAYS his fault!!
@Ky
Aquarians are:
– Always right.
– Always the best.
– Never at fault.
– Never to blame.
-Even when they are wrong, they still get their point across which makes them right.
– Entirely too fukkin honest.
– Positive Thinkers
– Propensity for violent fits of rage when angered or lied to.
– They’re still in the wrong even if they fight you.
– Loyal to a fault
– Mind-fukkers
– Callous, cold, heartless if you screw them over
– Somewhat emotionally “detached”
– The best folks to make friends with
SEE?! We’re great!
Yup. That about sums me up
@Dougie, Why ain’t we supposed to be together
No atomic bombs, we just argue with passion cause we love each other 
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
GYPSAY
I SPOKE TO YO ASS FIRST NICCAH!
everytime I think of you I think of that comment you made bout suckiin the marrow through the bone POW!
Chief
oh ok so you just hug it out
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See why you gotta take it there….
damn wrong.
Hey Suga Wuga!
Another shooting at Virginia Tech….
@OTB
What’s your sign? You seem like a Gemini?
@Dimpz
I dunno where my fingers where on the keyboard, but they damn sure were positioned right on my bottleS.
Yep… “s” as in plural.
We’re both rebellious and that’s probably why we clash sometimes. I never not like you for long though. And youre bday is the one people always think mine is. I’m the 12th but a gang of folks always wish me on the 14th cause they seem to only be able to associate my bday with Valentine’s
^^^^^
LOL,OH WOW I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN- AQUARIUS WOMEN CAN EVOKE STRONG EMOTIONS FROM FOLKS, EITHER REALLY GOOD OR REALLY BAD
AND I DON’T DO AQUARIUS MEN, LOCO IN A BAD WAY, NOT LOCO PASSIONATE/STUBBORN IN A GOOD WAY LIKE US
Another shooting at Virginia Tech….
I was so hurt by all that bs
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OMG please say it’s not like the last time
SamYell JacksEm says:
Another shooting at Virginia Tech….

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@Ky
Oh- I forgot the most important one!
Aquarians are:
– effin brilliant cause we know EVERYTHING even if we don’t know anything.
“The main thing is don’t lie … She and I know what happened so just be cordial and keep it moving. She knew from day one when I first met her I would joke and say ‘hey baby don’t hit me with that 2 Can Play That Game,’ lol. Those methods destroy relationships. I hate games and negativity.”
And this is the very thing that alot of women do…Play games. Keep it reall, you’ll get much further. Great Aunt Viv is damn near 50, she know better.
I Go There says:
See why you gotta take it there….
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So that means you do hug it out!
Do you caress each other as you’re huggin it out???
As we learned from a “previous convo bout potential trains” caressin means you’re special
@LUSCIOUS
Have you
IGo. I hear he likes that. 
West Coast Chick says:
Vivica always makes herself look desperate….same shyt she did with 50cent. She’s a beautiful woman. She just needs to get out of the cougar sugar momma mind frame and find her a real nice distinguished/ established man, who doesn’t mind growing old with her
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So true. She also needs to get her mind right. If she is still stuck on smiles and six packs at 50yrs. old she has the game completely phucked up. It sounds like Slimm just got tired of her azz
@IHeart
I like that. Next time I smack a bish with a laptop, I’ma say I wasn’t fighting her, I was “touching her with passion.”
I swear I’ma say that!!
@Intense
I’ve never dated or heard much about Aquarian men either. From what I hear…. it’s never anything good though.
Jerry Sandusky has posted bail.. AGAIN
And this is the very thing that alot of women do…Play games. Keep it reall, you’ll get much further. Great Aunt Viv is damn near 50, she know better.
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Maybe she is a lil touched becuz I think she dresses way to young for her age she can be sexy without looking like she tries to hard
IM TIRED AS CHIT TODAY
Awesome
I read it was a traffic stop on campus and apparently the officer died
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@IGo
Ohhh….honey. It is ALWAYS his fault!!
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Dougie Im not even about to mess with you and that…
Well, Slimm IS available. If you want him I will put in a good word for you. He trusts his auntie to hook him up with a good, clean, wholesome woman.
*wonders if Jamie Foster Brown still wears her Pippi Longstockin pigtails with the ribbon tied in em*
Cancer/Gemini cusp, 6/22 12:01am. Damn shame really. :sitsandspins:
He is “older” and he was ready to chill after being a true male Aquarius. Im flighty, and a little bit loose.
Positive Thinkers<—this chit is an UNDERSTATEMENT, you hear me?
I used to stay dashing that nigga hopes and dreams and he be steady dreaming big. I was a horrible girlfriend. 
@Dougie
You my e-homie fo life…but everthang you typed about Aquarius folks is SO TRUE…
I know I’ve said this before on SR, but the one man who ruined my life at one time and who will forever be cast in my book of shadows was an Aquarius…
I never could understand how someone could be so cold, heartless, cruel, and shrewd…he was a MUTHAFUKKA for real!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Oh and Vivica is mos def talking about the breakup she saw warning sings and she fell in love with a six pack and a smile and look where it got her – he was using her for her fame –
I didnt know they did “red carpets” for straight to dvd movies
Viv hasn’t been famous since…..uh…….
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What fame
FCK AQUARIANS!!
Yeah, I said it.
#AriesRunThis
He trusts his auntie to hook him up with a good, clean, wholesome woman
Welp. This aint the board for that chit.
Match® anyone?
My pinyon on this post…Not saying that May/December relationships can’t work, but the probablity of them working is Slimm to none, get it Slimm to none? haha, Anyway, I think he was just kicking it and she took the time she paid him to spend with her as a serious relationship, when like milk it had a expiration date. If Viv wants to save face, she need not speak not nan nutha word.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Oh and Vivica is mos def talking about the breakup she saw warning sings and she fell in love with a six pack and a smile and look where it got her – he was using her for her fame –
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U cant be serious
Aquarians are:
– Always right.
– Always the best.
– Never at fault.
– Never to blame.
-Even when they are wrong, they still get their point across which makes them right.
– Entirely too fukkin honest.
– Positive Thinkers
– Propensity for violent fits of rage when angered or lied to.
– They’re still in the wrong even if they fight you.
– Loyal to a fault
– Mind-fukkers
– Callous, cold, heartless if you screw them over
– Somewhat emotionally “detached”
– The best folks to make friends with
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@ dougie
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
AND I SWEAR YOU JUST DESCRIBED ME TO A “T”
LOYAL TO A FAULT & BEING LIED TO AT THE SAME TIME
DONE MADE ME BLEACH CLOTHES PUT EM IN A TRASH BAG, SHAKE EM LIKE SHAKE N BAKE AND THEN THROW EM OUT OF A MOVING CAR THEN BACK UP OVER THEM
TO MAKE MY POINT, I’M LOYAL AND SWEET BUT DON’T FUG OVER ME OR I’LL DO YOUR ARSE IN-LOL
Ty and Choco – You forgot about 6’9. She mite be *special*, maybe she think he life is that movie. Looking like the Great Aunt…yeah dawg your Auntie is fine, I wish I could hit dat…But I wouldn’t marry her. DUHHHHHH
@ Yso, AIRES RULE BEW!
He trusts his auntie to hook him up with a good, clean, wholesome woman.

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@SANDRA
Throw my fitted in the ring for Slimm. I have dreds too. We are perfect for each other.
@Brown I’m hearing there’s more than one victim and apparently the suspect is a yt guy
<— not really, but you know what I mean
PISCES
SANDRA
we need to discuss what we gon do for my bday in a few months
Thanks, Dougie
I DON’T DO AQUARIUS MEN, LOCO IN A BAD WAY
@Sass told me he was gonna hang and bang with me and I was #in!
Nah. This nigga wanna settle after pretty much ruining 5 women before me and mad cause I dont want to be his lady. LOCO.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
I Go There says:
See why you gotta take it there….
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So that means you do hug it out!
Do you caress each other as you’re huggin it out???
As we learned from a “previous convo bout potential trains” caressin means you’re special
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Brown…. go lay down somewhere.
@TY
She did say that and @Cali she is living in a different time zone from everyone else in the world Viv must think it the days of SET IT OFF
@OTB
Speak for yourself. HMPH!
iheart405 says:
Jerry Sandusky has posted bail.. AGAIN
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U cant be serious
@ Choc. disregard posted to quick. That shyt pissed me off.
AWESOME
please dont hate on Bridget
once you see her scurry up that pole like a lil mouse you’ll be throwin them dollars
YSoSerious says:
FCK AQUARIANS!!
Yeah, I said it.
#AriesRunThis
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Damn Right
their guest this weekend is Bridget the Midget and I’m sooooo curious to see how she do what she do….
Go see and share with us 
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@Dimpz
I replied back…
@Luscious
So I guess u iggin’ me today…
PISCES
@OTB
I knew it knew it knew it! Two of my best female friends are Gemini’s and I geet the same vibe from them from you. Aquarians are Geminis supposedly get along REALLLY well though. And you cannot dash an Aquarian’s dreams or ambitions…they’ll somewhere along the line start accomplishing sh*t just to laugh and throw it in your face.
@Fefe
Wow. I’ve never dealt with a male one. What did he do. I’ve heard male Aqaurians are HORRIBLE to deal with UNLESS youre another Aquarius. Was he that bad? We can be very callous and cold sometimes, but it does have good reason (sometimes), I swear.
@Intense
It’s almost sad that it was so true!
I actually made that list up about myself. Just a list of things I’ve noticed about myself or folks have told me about myself and II’ve heard were Aquarian traits.
Throw my fitted in the ring for Slimm
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows VIRGO’s RULE
@SAM
Swing by and pick me up. I’d like to see that sht too.
@IGO
You’re an Aries? That’s why we get along so well, huh?
Sandra Rose says:
Well, Slimm IS available. If you want him I will put in a good word for you. He trusts his auntie to hook him up with a good, clean, wholesome woman
U know she wanted a clean man too 
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Clean like Phaedra husbands clean
FEFE
I thought I spoke back, please accept my apologies
SamYell JacksEm says::offtopic:
There’s a strip club in walking distance form my gig and although I don’t frequent, their guest this weekend is Bridget the Midget and I’m sooooo curious to see how she do what she do….
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I remember seeing her cameo in “SWAT”…
I love sassy, little people

How can he have used her? I mean Kill Bill was years ago, she can’t be talking about dem re-runs on Centric and BeT
The last thing I saw her do, whas a reunion show for Jerseylicious. That was not a good look, the were looking at her, like where is Andy from BRAVO.
ok i know the post is talking about whatever but what the Hell is going on with the braxtons pic at the bottom of the mag?
I hate Luscious. Again.
@ Brown…You didn’t speak back to me though.
Scorpios
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows VIRGO’s RULE
@Dimpz, She aint speak to me neeva
@Brown I’m not hating at all, I’m genuinely curious. I’ve never seen her work.
@ scurry. I wonder how many spins she can get if she climbs to the top of the pole. 
I know jacksht about astrology…What does it say about the best match for an Aries woman?
MZD *flips you upside down* how are you?
YSO what i do
Go see and share with us
#Please!
Thats what we are here for. Sharing life experiences. 
Everybody saying: “Fukk Aquarians” ain’t sh*t, aint never been sh*t and ain’t gon ever be sh*t and when we get our next Aquarian president, I’m petitiong to have ya’lls azzes exiled.
Nah! Put that in your bong and puff it!
And Pisces…..they both run and ruin my life at the same time. Don’t get me started on those sensitive, whiny, confused, heads-in-the-clouds, over-emotional muhfukkas. I can go all damn day long about Pisces and their “you don’t really love me unless you let me be up under your azz 25/8 and return the favor to me.”
:eyeroll:
Damn babies.
caligirl says:
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows VIRGO’s RULE
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My son is a Virgo and thinks the same thing, but I have to punch him in the chest to bring him back down to reality every now and then
DAMMIT HELLO TO ALL THE MFUGGAS THAT SPOKE TO ME AND CHIT!
Virgos? VIRGOS?! Nonsense.
Choco my mom is a Virgo…
with me being an Aires and her being a Virgo, lawd I’m lucky to be alive!
The last thing I saw her do, whas a reunion show for Jerseylicious. That was not a good look, the were looking at her, like where is Andy from BRAVO.
she was extra doing that chit tooo I hate the way she was acting “OKAYYYYYYYYY well alright now” 
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YSoSerious says:
@SAM
Swing by and pick me up. I’d like to see that sht too.
@IGO
You’re an Aries? That’s why we get along so well, huh?
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Thats why we dont….
@Dougie, You still aint told me why Scorpios and Aquarians are bad for each other
Choco my mom is a Virgo… with me being an Aires and her being a Virgo, lawd I’m lucky to be alive!
Virgos can’t understand unruly children especially their own my kids knew not to play that with me you better sit you azz down and keep still 
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@Dougie, You still aint told me why Scorpios and Aquarians are bad for each other

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Don’t be yelling @Brown
YSoSerious says:
I know jacksht about astrology…What does it say about the best match for an Aries woman?
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Prolly a dude with good insurance and a sweet back hand….LOL
All Stars run big and they are sized differently. I have several pairs but idk.
@Dougie
Let’s put it this way…I could write a BOOK about the things he did to me…he sold me a million dreams when the relationship was fresh. Acted like he was moving in the direction of something solid and permanent…he was FINE, the sex was off the hook, and we spent every waking moment together outside of work hours…discussed business ventures (big mistake) and relocating to another city, alladat…the chit was plain as day…then all of a sudden out of nowhere this muthafukka fell of the fcking face of the earth…I’m talking ’bout no contact whatsoever. We had a tumultuous relationship from that moment on because he would come around, we’d have toe-curling
, he’d fall off…He screwed me over on some of our business ventures, I had to SUE his azz. Throughout the whole ordeal he STILL acted like he was doing nothing wrong and that I was the crazy mofo….I ended up running into him years later when my husband and I were engaged and this fool STILL was looking at me like I was psychotic… After dealing with him other women started telling me their horror stories of dealing with Aquarius men. I really think male babies born during that time of year are fcked up in every sense of the word!
iheart405 says:
Jerry Sandusky has posted bail.. AGAIN
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Wow.
Two people have been confirmed dead at VT, one a police officer. Gunman still at large.
Ok so there are no Taurus’ huh
Why the hell did they let Sandusky azz out again…right paint job?
“hide your kids, hide your wife”
@Choco, What you laughing at guhl??
And you cannot dash an Aquarian’s dreams or ambitions…they’ll somewhere along the line start accomplishing sh*t just to laugh and throw it in your face.
Ahhhhhh
When i say this fool updates me on his accomplishments i am not playing. i think he waiting on me to
or something. Dude move on. I think its the defeat that really bothers him.
@CHOCO
I say that sht (“Sit down and be still”) to mine all the time. Maybe my mama lied to me and I’ve been a Virgo all this time.
TY
that should be hide your pre teen sons …….
@sam… I saw your comment about Harlan last night. Do they act the same way up there? I’ll be there briefly tomorrow
@dougie … my ex-friend is on the cusp of an Aquarius
… I’m a gemini so who is compatible for me?? 
*tosses errbody an I WISH I WAS A VIRGO t-shirt*
There really aren’t any other signs
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at the Rude Poster
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Thx Dimpz
@Luscious
It’s all good, please don’t let it happen again..

@Iheart
We just don’t…
I’ll google and paste something for you in a minute. We’re both intellectual and violatile types, but scorpios can become emotional from time to time, abnd mix that with the tendency to “not give a fukk about your feelings” of the Aquarian….and you probably have a major problem when the Scorpio is feeling “ignored.”
No bueno.
Damn @ Fe
See a VIRGO is too superstitious and somewhat selfish maybe that’s y I haven’t dated a Aquarius man and now I really don’t want to – I don’t see how me and my son’s father made it he was a SCORPIO and IMO they are just toooo bullheaded and softshelled pretending to be hard
So . . . no one is watching the Basketball Wives live stream on VH1?
@IGO
His backhand won’t be anywhere near as sweet as mine. Trust.
I Go There says:
YSoSerious says:
I know jacksht about astrology…What does it say about the best match for an Aries woman?
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Prolly a dude with good insurance and a sweet back hand….LOL
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OutsidetheBox says:
Who wears Converse? My daughter Leilani (11/30 a damn Scorp…think Willow Smith!) is wanting them damn knee high all stars… she is a 8.5, 9 in women’s…what size should I get and 8 or 9?
my daughters want them too. They are $61. I’ve never paid that much for Converse but we didnt wear knee high gym shoes though. Get the 9 for comfort
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DOUGIE, I’M POSTING THIS LIST ON MY FB PAGE, GIVE FOLKS A GOOD LAUGH-MAYBE THEY’LL UNDERSTAND ME A LIL BETTER OR IF NOT WHY THEY SHOULD NOT FUG WITH ME
LOL
well I guess I need to bounce, those who can hit me up on email
*tosses errbody an I WISH I WAS A VIRGO t-shirt*
There really aren’t any other signs
You have no idea that I truly feel this way like the others signs wishes they could be our sign 
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Did yall see the report on the 30 yr old guy that is suing sandusty civilly? He stated that he was raped over 100 times within 4 yrs.
I say whoop his wifes ass too, they say she heard screams but never went to look and see what was going on.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
TY
I just cant believe they let him out again….thats crazy
that should be hide your pre teen sons
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U right
Hey Sandra
Shooting VA Tech or maybe someone already posted it 
<<<this Pisces prefers for a dude to come around when I want him around, after that he can kick rocks…until the next time I want him available
(takes YALL’S Virgo shirt and rips it up to use as shoe rags)
Thanks.
Choco aka Hippie says:
a SCORPIO and IMO they are just toooo bullheaded and softshelled pretending to be hard
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So you thank you know me in real life and chit huh??
*humph*
I know about matches (Leo, Libs, Sags, possibly Cancer and Scorps) but the competitive nature of Aries is almost narcissistic.
And they have a hard time knowing when they hurt folks. But eh, Ion really know.
So . . . no one is watching the Basketball Wives live stream on VH1?
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No for what them photos did them very little justice and Im tired of all of them
@Fefe
“then all of a sudden out of nowhere this muthafukka fell of the fcking face of the earth” <— we have a REAL tendency to do this ESPECIALLY if we feel wronged in some way. Everything can seem great, you can say the wrong thing at the wrong time, and you won't be able to reach us suddenly for MONTHS or PERMANENTLY and next time we'll see you, act like we didn't even leave you hanging a while ago. We DO do that, so it ain't just the men.
But I've heard LOTS of stories of male Aquarians being extrememly smart and having GRREAT off -the-wall-sex but it all turning out to be one big, manipulative, mindfukk. i'm sorry that happened though.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
well I guess I need to bounce, those who can hit me up on email
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Hmmp
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Choco, they really do
My boothang is a Capricorn though. Anybody know about that sign? 
@ Dougie… I know a 6’2, 250lbs male Pisces
Truer words than you description have never been spoken. I was starting to wonder if I was heartless after some of the things I hear.
They’re interviewing the new girl on Basketball Wives live right now on VH1.com. Already I don’t like her.
Prolly a dude with good insurance and a sweet back hand….LOL
OutsidetheBox says:
He trusts his auntie to hook him up with a good, clean, wholesome woman
Welp. This aint the board for that chit.
Match® anyone?
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:stop: … speak for yourself …
<– takes out prayer cloth
So you thank you know me in real life and chit huh??
at in real life girl I have two sisters that are scorpios my married male friend is a scorpio my son’s father is a scorpio I would consider myself well versed in the world of the STINGERS 
*humph*
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@Choco
“OKAYYYYYYYYY well alright now heifer kept crying…crying and shizz! I’m for dating several years, but once you put a ring on the finger..please have the calender in your back pocket. he never had no intent of marrying his Great Aunt.
@OTb
Stop killing that negro’s hope!! Mean azz!
@JMO
I knew you’re friend was a cusp! A pushover? She was an Aquarius-Pisces cusp, wasn’t she? Bday in late Feb? I know it, I kow it, I know it.
Also-best matches for Geminis: Aquarians, Libras, Sags
I’m a Sag/scorp 11/23 What should I be with?
Dis nigga a big Ol bytch. Who care who “broke up wit who?” Who interviewing this nigga anyway??? She prolly told that nigga to get a job and take those dayum caps off.
Anyway, there are SCORPIOS and the rest is just bull chit.
YSoSerious says:
(takes YALL’S Virgo shirt and rips it up to use as shoe rags)
Thanks.
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so you can fling all the letters around 
I know that you’re really just ripping them up to attach them to your dreads
… speak for yourself … <– takes out prayer cloth
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I would date SLIM for a charity event I KID
But I’ve heard LOTS of stories of male Aquarians being extrememly smart and having GRREAT off -the-wall-sex but it all turning out to be one big, manipulative, mindfukk.
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Capricorns are loyal YAlLC but a lil bit out of touch
I know that you’re really just ripping them up to attach them to your dreads so you can fling all the letters around

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@JMO
I’d assume so. I haven’t lived there for 10yrs but Chicago high schools are CHICAGO HIGH SCHOOLS. I only really come down to play and leave or drop my kids off and leave.
Oh God! My baby is an Aquarius male. This mean I need to anticipate many a lil girl calling me whining?
@OTB
I cannot honestly dispute anything in your comment regarding Aries. Damn.
@Man, I knew thats why I likeded you
Scropios are the best, point.blank.period!!
Capricorns are loyal YAlLC but a lil bit out of touch
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Sure are my ex from Arkansas act like he be in another world and has very little to say but I loved him
Auntie, we’ll only give the BBQ wives alittle bit of shine on here
#wereallydonotcare 
Yall still crazy says:
My boothang is a Capricorn though. Anybody know about that sign?
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My bew is Cap too! So was my grandmother.
Down to earth, quick to tell you how it is, gentle hearts, complex but yet simple. VERY GUAURDED
@Yall
Keep your Cap aqay from an Aquarian. Caps are absolutely ENTHRALLED with Aquarians (every Cap i’ve ever met damn near stalked me) but Caps are just (my apologies for whom I’m about to offend) boring as HELL!!
Just dull. Good leaders, great providers, wonderfully hardworkers but duller than a $1 store eye pencil.
They like to see the excitement and even join in for a minute, but can’t deal with it long-term. They need complacency, serenity, peace, and to control everydamn thing.
They go GREAt with Virgos though. Match made in dull-azz heaven.
Nobody shoot me for my last comment, please!
Sandra Rose says:
They’re interviewing the new girl on Basketball Wives live right now on VH1.com. Already I don’t like her.
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The host is boring Sandra
They are $61. I’ve never paid that much for Converse but we didnt wear knee high gym shoes though.
Aww shucks. Im watching an 8 on ebay in leather and its only at $39 with 15 mins left. Ive noticed between 45 and 80.
Damn her big foot arse. Damn! *fist to the sky*
@Yall
Caps are also very smart and can be very loyal but they are emotionally unaware or something. They’ll probably keep as much about themselves away from you as possible. Gotta do a blood sacrifice or some sh*t to find out their middle names.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Oh God! My baby is an Aquarius male. This mean I need to anticipate many a lil girl calling me whining?
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Your baby is going to break MANY hearts…
Anyway, there are SCORPIOS and the rest is just bull chit.
Angry harboring ill feelings acting tough needing love and not knowing how to receive it! HAVE AT THAT CHIT ALL DAY
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I think you mean SCORPIOS are just bull chit
Hey Man – What up Cee – SCORIPO’s are crazy as Shizz! My sister is a scorp…one sec she nice, the next she act like she need mental help. I dated this guy that was a scorp, they tend to embellish thier tales.
but the competitive nature of Aries is almost narcissistic.
And they have a hard time knowing when they hurt folks. But eh, Ion really know
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Ill stop you when I feel you said something wrong…
VERY COMPETITIVE.
Choco aka Hippie says:
So you thank you know me in real life and chit huh??
*humph*
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at in real life girl I have two sisters that are scorpios my married male friend is a scorpio my son’s father is a scorpio I would consider myself well versed in the world of the STINGERS
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like I said before *humph* :rollseyes:
though
Really
Oh I also don’t find any of them to be loyal could be wrong but the one I know are NOT! They pretend they are tho!
My boothang is a Capricorn though. Anybody know about that sign
Before I answer, do you like him?
what date range is Capricorn?
@OTB
Converses are quite narrow so if baby girl has chunky feet you’d do well to go up a size.
Why last night I was in my room cleaning up and Big Sean came on so I tooted that azz out and began to shake that thang. Why did I look up and my 15 year old was staring at me in the mirror and said “what are you doin ma”.
Signed
Stillyoungbutoldenoughtoknowbetta
like I said before *humph*

Really though
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Virgo women are all insane. I know that for fact.

Cali and Douglas, that kinda sums it up.
EXCEPT for dull & long-term…. and STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN dougie
OutsidetheBox says:
They are $61. I’ve never paid that much for Converse but we didnt wear knee high gym shoes though.
Aww shucks. Im watching an 8 on ebay in leather and its only at $39 with 15 mins left. Ive noticed between 45 and 80.
Damn her big foot arse. Damn! *fist to the sky*
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*Logs into ebay* happy bidding I need an 8 too
Capricorns are loyal YAlLC but a lil bit out of touch
*snickers* Understatement.
Ole backwards ass fukks.
@ FeFe…Aww damn! Somebody already made the mistake of letting him know those damned dimples of his get him a lot of attention. So much so that he teases my daughter about not having any.
@Fefe
Wow. I won’t be trying the male Aquarian either then.
@Dimpz
Yes….your lil male Aquarian is going to have a brood of chicks probably sleeping outside your house in the Winter the way they’ll be caught up under him.
Also- your Sag side goes great with Aquarians, Libras and some Geminis.
Your Scorpio side is better with Pisces, Cancers and Caps.
ARIES are STRAIGHT FREAKS! Eat every orifice in your body FREAK
SamYell JacksEm says:
@JMO
I’d assume so. I haven’t lived there for 10yrs but Chicago high schools are CHICAGO HIGH SCHOOLS. I only really come down to play and leave or drop my kids off and leave.
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I think you mean SCORPIOS are just bull chit
Angry harboring ill feelings acting tough needing love and not knowing how to receive it! HAVE AT THAT CHIT ALL DAY
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This describes my female cousin who is a Scorpio to tha “T”….alladis!
You muhfuggas gone stop bashing scrops gat dammit
Well I dated 2 cap women and they are loyal as all get out but whomever said boring are correct. They are great leaders and so forth but sometimes their perception of things is a little off and out of touch. Like Choco said I got nothing but love for them but, Love me some Gem women, aries scorps and them damn Leo’s aquarius women yea….moving on
@ Dougie – That’s me and man!
Vigro and Cap…Match made in heaven. Checking my calender to see when we are scheudule to do it next. 
Seriously thou, drama is a
for them but will entertain for a quick sec…
OTB
but have at it
And yep it did take awhile to peel back the layers, but I’m in now
OMG i knew SR would say it if no one else would. I too wondered what and where did his cancer appear from? I knew nothing of it until his book tour.
I too thought he dated guys. at Slimm’s response: wow. I love vivica fox, but she’s a Leo. Leo’s can be quite clingy, and they love being in relationships. They’re not the most trusting and that small detail weighs heavily on a relationship. you get accused of things, or everything you do is disected(sp). if you’re slow or crazy, you may actually think you did some of it. ha, i kid. but it is a challenge dating them.
Fi, check your box
*Logs into ebay* happy bidding I need an 8 too
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Loves Loves Loves EBAY have fun
@CD
I prefer #OldEnoughToKnowBetterButYoungEnoughNotToCare
You bish.
Jenn looks like a damn alpaca on the live stream…batting those eye lashes…
Caps are just (my apologies for whom I’m about to offend) boring as HELL!!
*big gulp of
* 
@ Dougie….. He’s a groundhog.
@ Me…I guess I can date anydamned body then. LOl
pops meds my meds, did you say insane? Maybe just a little
Choco aka Hippie says:
Anyway, there are SCORPIOS and the rest is just bull chit.
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I think you mean SCORPIOS are just bull chit Angry harboring ill feelings acting tough needing love and not knowing how to receive it! HAVE AT THAT CHIT ALL DAY
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Non of this crazy chit here is me
@CHOCO
I AM NOT A FREAK!
@Yall
I’m keeping my distance.
Re: Scorpios
Liars, liars, fukking liars!!
Cheaters, cheaters, fukking cheaters!!
And don’t you DARE lie or cheat back on them….they’ll have a fukkin nervous breakdown!! I HATE Scorpios. They have mental fuckin issues and I THOUGHT nobody had more issues than Aquarians, but Scorpios take the damn cake!
YSO…your best match is a good ole SAG!!!!!
At least they say Aries are good match for sag women…
My friend is a LEO and IDK if I find him to be clingy but he loves affection and yes there are times he picks on me over silly chit and then does the silly chit I did and acts like OMG WHAT ME: You gone learn today
Popped in to say ..Aries run the world
another January 29th BDay in tha houseeee!! Aquarians RULE!!!
*that is all*
YSoSerious says:
@CD
I prefer #OldEnoughToKnowBetterButYoungEnoughNotToCare
@ TY
You bish.

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Choco aka Hippie says:
ARIES are STRAIGHT FREAKS! Eat every orifice in your body FREAK
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YSO
Is this true?
KyCakes says:
Jenn looks like a damn alpaca on the live stream…batting those eye lashes
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Alpaca
@Yall, takes that Tshirt scribbles FREE HIS & the otha one too, underneath AIRES RUN THE WORLD!
Dougie…
I 100% percent agree with your statement about Scorpio’s… please add conceited as hell to that list…
@ Choco…I got the watch in my gravi off ebay for 1 penny.
Re: Scorpios
Liars, liars, fukking liars!!
Cheaters, cheaters, fukking cheaters!!
And don’t you DARE lie or cheat back on them….they’ll have a fukkin nervous breakdown!! I HATE Scorpios.
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You have described one of my sisters and my son’s father damn shame! He still acts mad at me for ending it – 14 years ago! He’s moved on but apparently not cuz I refuse to hold a 14 year grudge!
@CHOCO

NO sign is more loyal than a Scorpio. But you have to DESERVE our loyalty. If u do that, we’ll fight ur battles for u. Just gotta be deserving.
YSoSerious says:
@CHOCO
I AM NOT A FREAK!
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Tell her YSO
We are providers of Satisfaction….
Caps love order, but my bew is mad wild! He had calmed down since we starting dating. Even his dad, was like I don’t know how you did it. His parents were like hang in there…
@ IGO, I will NOT have you bismirching the good name of Aires women, now tell me who spread dem lies to you?
@CHANGE
Sags? Really?
EAZY!!
<—"Aries Do It Better" flag.
Dimpz boo you know I can’t see new gravi email me I wanna see what you got for penny wtf they charged your card 1 cent
<—sour bout them sneaks
*asks again*
What date range is a Capricorn?
@ Change…I’z not conceited!
so yall just gon bust his post wide open
@Cali
I”m sorry- hope that didn’t come out wrong. But Caps and Virgos are two very conservative signs. Just a bit too damned conservative for me. 
@Dimpz
Yeah, pretty much any and everybody!
@Fefe
Caps are late Dec to mid Jan. I think 12/20 – 1/21.
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Yeah, I don’t get the boring part (thank goodness)
Yall should feel lucky to be in the presence of Virgos yo
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Can yall buy me one size 8 and one size 8 1/2 shoe?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Re: Scorpios
Liars, liars, fukking liars!!
Cheaters, cheaters, fukking cheaters!!
And don’t you DARE lie or cheat back on them….they’ll have a fukkin nervous breakdown!!
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My sister – The LIAR and Cheater – she got caught she tried to act like it was his fault…
The guy I use to date. COMPULSIVE LIAR! Talking baout he had his named carved in bathroom.
NO sign is more loyal than a Scorpio. But you have to DESERVE our loyalty. If u do that, we’ll fight ur battles for u. Just gotta be deserving.
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IDC what you say I lived with scorpios and they don’t think anyone deserves their loyalty becuz they are not loyal themselves I wouldn’t want a SCORPIO fighting my battles NOT THAT INTERESTED IN ONE ANY LONGER
I Go There says:
YSoSerious says:
@CHOCO
I AM NOT A FREAK!
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Tell her YSO
We are providers of Satisfaction….
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Hershey says:
@ IGO, I will NOT have you bismirching the good name of Aires women, now tell me who spread dem lies to you?
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Im an Aries too…. so I know whats up.
Hey dont fug with us Cancers, we are most def loyal and and moody.. Which sometimes I hate being moody…. but I can’t help it. All of us cancers need intervention, I swear all of the female cancers I know are all that way, but the male cancers are stubborn and passionate!
@Yall i loved my Cap. But I had to let him go.
Paper chaser, boring, good sex, boring sex, set in their boring ways, dodgy, boring, hardworking, more work, boring., paper-chasing.
But they good at Scrabble.
caligirl says:
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE knows VIRGO’s RULE
My sister – The LIAR and Cheater – she got caught she tried to act like it was his fault…
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OMG yes and I looked at her so differently after that like bish you is really off your rockers
MissDallas:
Being a fellow cancer myself I completely agree
@Dougie
k, thanks…that helps a lot…
Gotta figure out why some folks ACK the way the do!
@ Yall them corns on your right foot make you go up a size too huh?
@Man
Name ONE LOYAL Scorpio you know. I’ll wait. Oh wait… I’ll start with the Scorp’s I know…
– Diddy
@MzWhang
Welcome!!
@Change
Conceited as hell. When a person is ugly as a muhfukka but swear they’re fine = Scorpio.
For example: see Man, I Just Don’t Care and his description of his Ceelo-esque appearance.
DImpz you would be the exception..all of the Scorpio’s I’ve met and been involved with have been “sumthin else” <—Kevin Hart daddy voice
I don't know for Aries women YSO, but Sags are most compatible w/ Aries, leos, and libras
<—–Loyal to a flaw!
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Cali
I”m sorry- hope that didn’t come out wrong. But Caps and Virgos are two very conservative signs. Just a bit too damned conservative for me.
VIRGOS use discrestion! Button very top button….and moves pearls on neck
Yall still crazy says:
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Yeah, I don’t get the boring part (thank goodness)
Yall should feel lucky to be in the presence of Virgos yo
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Can yall buy me one size 8 and one size 8 1/2 shoe?
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damn shame
@DOUGIE
If a Scorpio cheats on u, more than likely u deserved to be cheated on.
We never lie.
We are just misunderstood.
@CHANGE
U seem like a big azz whiner. Always cryin and complaining and chit…
Paper chaser, boring, good sex, boring sex, set in their boring ways, dodgy, boring, hardworking, more work, boring., paper-chasing.
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OMG yes thats how my ex is girl that chit became boring and stifling to me FUK THAT! That nicca use to always say I don’t chase pussy I chase money! I get it but still WHAT
@ IGO
Aries
The Ram
March 21 to April 20
YOU are confident, enthusiastic, and courageous.
OTHER Aries are selfish, impulsive, and foolhardy. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that they’re jealous of you, and are quite possibly plotting something against you. That would be so like them.
LIKES Challenges, winning, and people willing to ignore that thing you do that you think nobody knows about. (We know.)
DISLIKES Losing, waiting around, and being hit in the face with a shovel. It may not have happened to you yet, but trust me: You aren’t going to like it.
but the male cancers are stubborn and passionate!
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OutsidetheBox says:
@Yall i loved my Cap. But I had to let him go.
Paper chaser, boring, good sex, boring sex, set in their boring ways, dodgy, boring, hardworking, more work, boring., paper-chasing.
But they good at Scrabble.
I love capricorns, we understand each other, and Im boring so me being with a capri it works for me!!
who is deadly for me is crazy azz leo’s and emotional azz virgo’s … smdh lawd I swear I just love them but they do you so wrong tho..
im a cancer
and yes we do need some kind of help… sometimes.. 
@ Change….I pick myself apart worse than anyone else on earth ever could. LOL
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Man
Name ONE LOYAL Scorpio you know. I’ll wait. Oh wait… I’ll start with the Scorp’s I know…
– Diddy
@MzWhang
Welcome!!
@Change
Conceited as hell. When a person is ugly as a muhfukka but swear they’re fine = Scorpio.
For example: see Man, I Just Don’t Care and his description of his Ceelo-esque appearance.
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@JMO
Maybe I just kept myself in a bunch of shyt…
What highschool did you go to?
If a Scorpio cheats on u, more than likely u deserved to be cheated on.
We never lie.
We are just misunderstood.
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Stay misunderstood then cuz yall mofos are silly in the mind – A scorpio will cheat if you say something rude to them or tell them about themselves if thats deserving then all yall deserve to live in your soft hard shell and pretend you are misunderstood!
Hershey, tricks on you hun, look at your shirt, it’s Anti-Fukc with

His made it that way
SamYell JacksEm says:
@JMO
Maybe I just kept myself in a bunch of shyt…
What highschool did you go to?
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Lane Tech
(whispers @CHANGE)
I think Man likes you. Gone and jump on that before it gets away on it’s six-inch Executive Stilettos.
@Yall
It hasn’t come through yet…
Try sending it again…
Hey MizzDallas
and MZWHANG riding off Dougies comment didn’t scroll up yet
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
MissDallas:
Being a fellow cancer myself I completely agree
I hate the fact that I just cry when I go home, I could be having a perfectly good day but when I’m bye myself I just wanna cry. We hard on the outside but pink on the inside..
but the male cancers are stubborn and passionate!
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my husband is a cancer and he should be a fcking Taurus with his BULL-HEADED AZZ!
I can’t date a male cancer I WILL KILL HIM! only because I know too much about a male cancer!!
IDC what you say I lived with scorpios and they don’t think anyone deserves their loyalty becuz they are not loyal themselves I wouldn’t want a SCORPIO fighting my battles NOT THAT INTERESTED IN ONE ANY LONGER
^^^^^^
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true very secrective, and sneaky.
@OTB
“Paper chaser, boring, good sex, boring sex, set in their boring ways, dodgy, boring, hardworking, more work, boring., paper-chasing”
^^^THAT!! If you want a man who will provide for the household and keep you’re bills paid, get a damn Cap! But outside of that….it’ll be like watching paint-dry.
And also…. a lot of Caps tend to be cost-conservative, i.e. – frugal, meaning… CHEAP AS FUKK!
I’m a damn Aquarius! We’re the water bearers and that’s how we spend money smostly- LIKE WATER!! Can’t STAND no cheap azz man!
I had a CAP-some of the best sex of my life
Gemini-:rolleyes: Will neva, neva, neva fukk with dem two faced bytches again
Taurus-compatible but controlling.
@ Yso, why are you describing us like that?
I’ll take your word on the shovel thing, but ER’BODY knows Aires are the chit!
Sorry yall but Re: Scorpios but my Lei Lei a liar as well. SMH. I know so, I be on her ass.
Everytime I see Willow I be like, I bet that lil heifer be lying too. The share bdays.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I had a CAP-some of the best sex of my life
Gemini-:rolleyes: Will neva, neva, neva fukk with dem two faced bytches again
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I’m not two faced … I think thats a myth about geminis
No corns here (notta one) I’m a Virgo, too cute for that nonsense Hmmmp
No, seriously, my ONE foot went up a size when I was pregnant, never to return back to normal
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
im a cancer and yes we do need some kind of help… sometimes..
Do you cry just out the blue?
Jmo, what year did you graduate?
@Dougie
Scorpios are the most honest sign!! AND we are the Sexiest sign!!!!! Everyone finds us attractive… Even if else aren’t their normal “type.”
That’s just how it is. I think u just round some garbage azz niggas period.
@Man…are your heels too tight you’ve been in bad mood today
@YSO…it aint enough crack in the world that would convince me to jump on man
Sags are also highly intelligent :coffee:<—- really jack and coke
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Change….I pick myself apart worse than anyone else on earth ever could. LOL
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Fellow Scorpio
I am also loyal to a fault…
What is wrong with Royce’s hair?
Bad lacefront….*slaps Royce’s ‘do*
@YSO You said it and all I could think was
It rubs the lotion on it’s skin and puts the lotion in the basket
—Jame Gumb
@ Man…Didja get the email I sent you?
And also…. a lot of Caps tend to be cost-conservative, i.e. – frugal, meaning… CHEAP AS FUKK! – That is true as SHizz! Dis one ain’t boring though.
@Mz Dallas – Yes MOODy as shizz. I’m like you got your period niccca
@ Yall, chile please look right here —->
AIRES RULE…FREE HIS Tshirt written in pema-nent ank
MizzDallas:
I hate the fact that I just cry when I go home, I could be having a perfectly good day but when I’m bye myself I just wanna cry. We hard on the outside but pink on the inside..
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This is the truth.com. I could cut a nicca real fast and quick but when I’m by myself its whole nother story. Chit I cry at baby potty training commercials. Also I’m just a real homebody borderline reclusive type chit
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
I’m a damn Aquarius! We’re the water bearers and that’s how we spend money smostly- LIKE WATER!! Can’t STAND no cheap azz man!
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Is that why I can’t ever keep a positive bank balance three days after payday?
JMO says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I had a CAP-some of the best sex of my life
Gemini-:rolleyes: Will neva, neva, neva fukk with dem two faced bytches again
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I’m not two faced … I think thats a myth about geminis
JMO you may not be two-faced, but the Gemini’s I dealt with was. My female cousin slept with my boyfriend and this guy I dated was very ruthless and brutally honest, us cancers are realist but we are sensitive too..
OutsidetheBox says:
<—sour bout them sneaks
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Did u get them?
LOL @ Yall
<==== Scorpio who has not cheated even when I felt like he deserved it
I’m a Leo and everything folks think about Leos pretty much applies to me ACCEPT the myth that Leos like to be the center of attention when they walk into room. I’m not that flagrant and actually prefer wall-flower status…but I’m tall and striking (dusts shoulders off) so I can’t help but be noticed…
I Go There says:
YSoSerious says:
@CHOCO
I AM NOT A FREAK!
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Tell her YSO
We are providers of Satisfaction….

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I meant *EXCEPT…
:2dance: (just because)
what is the issue with male acquarians? they seem great on the outside, but I haven’t been able to get to the creamy center of the 2 I know. what the hell?
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
MizzDallas:
I hate the fact that I just cry when I go home, I could be having a perfectly good day but when I’m bye myself I just wanna cry. We hard on the outside but pink on the inside..
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This is the truth.com. I could cut a nicca real fast and quick but when I’m by myself its whole nother story. Chit I cry at baby potty training commercials. Also I’m just a real homebody borderline reclusive type chit
we are loners bye nature but sociable when we want to be!!! heheheehheheh
@CHANGE
Oh. I just thought you might want to have one last fling before you and you-know-who jumped that broom.
<—Really running from you.
MZDimpz…you are an exception hun
for example look at man comments..
when he describes himself he is EXTREMELY unforunately looking, yet think he’s the finest 5’2 man in stillettos around these parts
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@OTB
“Paper chaser, boring, good sex, boring sex, set in their boring ways, dodgy, boring, hardworking, more work, boring., paper-chasing”
^^^THAT!! If you want a man who will provide for the household and keep you’re bills paid, get a damn Cap! But outside of that….it’ll be like watching paint-dry.
And also…. a lot of Caps tend to be cost-conservative, i.e. – frugal, meaning… CHEAP AS FUKK!
I’m a damn Aquarius! We’re the water bearers and that’s how we spend money smostly- LIKE WATER!! Can’t STAND no cheap azz man!
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My hubby LOVES to spend money like we ain’t got bills to pay :rollseyes:
I think it’s settled that Scorpios are the best sign.

Cancers commit the most crimes by the way…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
im a cancer …..
Dated a guy and he was clingy as hell. He was only concerned about making more money and always looking for a new job every week. I think he was addicted to interviewing.
YSoSerious says:
@CHANGE
Sags? Really?
EAZY!! <—"Aries Do It Better" flag.
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Sags and Leos are the death of me
JMO says
I’m not two faced … I think thats a myth about geminis
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Dont know about female geminis but my ex is one and I have a few males in my family that are geminis and baby all dem clowns need to be on 24 hour BIPOLAR medication. They stingy as fukk, disloyal, cheaters and liars. I could say more but now I’m just coming of as messy.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@Dougie
Scorpios are the most honest sign!! AND we are the Sexiest sign!!!!! Everyone finds us attractive… Even if else aren’t their normal “type.”
That’s just how it is. I think u just round some garbage azz niggas period
negro please!!! scorpios are some of the hardheaded people I know! smart but hardheaded!
YSO..thanks for looking out for a sister! but ummmmmmmmmm no thanks
OMG! Just choked on a piece of Krispay Krame donut from reading this chit

@ Change…Maybe it’s my Sag traits to not be conceited overriding that Scorpio trait.
His made it that way
I know she feel like a LEGEND @ Dougie help her get a new sign in 
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AINT NOTHING WRONG WITH GEMINI’S!
@JMO IKR. I’m a Gemini and it’s always the generic “twofaceded” comments or “When they’re nice they’re nice but when they’re mean they’re mean” bs
Cancers women are loyal to the death, quiet but deadly, will hold a grudge foreva+infinity, comedians and love to keep a nice home and have everyone around them comfortable
Yall still crazy says:
No corns here (notta one) I’m a Virgo, too cute for that nonsense Hmmmp
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That would be correct. Virgos are clean freaks too, almost complusive.
*UPDATE*
All the BBQ Hoes are wearing their yeast infection jeans….
Cute shoes, but that’s about it….
@ MAN……………..DID. YOU. GET. THE. EMAIL. I. SENT. YOU?
@Dimpz, No it’s not. I have never been conceited
and My bday is Oct. 27. Now most males Scorpios are VERY conceited
Royce was striking a pose and Shaunie was looking at her like she ’bout to cut her….
FeFe says:
I’m a Leo and everything folks think about Leos pretty much applies to me ACCEPT the myth that Leos like to be the center of attention when they walk into room. I’m not that flagrant and actually prefer wall-flower status…but I’m tall and striking (dusts shoulders off) so I can’t help but be noticed…
I’m sowry boo! buy you leo’s are crazy as hail!
Dated a guy and he was clingy as hell. He was only concerned about making more money and always looking for a new job every week. I think he was addicted to interviewing.
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My ex was a CANCER UGHHHHHHHHHH I told my mom I dont want to meet him ever again in any lifetime and @Man yes committed crimes he was a dumb azz
@mzdallas
sometimes
im very emotional.. again sometimes i need help!!
but im very loyal also 
@DIMPZ
I’m on an audit. Send it to my other email jcstansb@ yahoo
That has to be what it is Dimpz
we sags do offer balance
Jmo, I asked you a question yo
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Oh yeah Douglas do your thing
@caligirl. my brother’s a capricorn. i’m constantly apologizing to my nieces and nephew. xmas wont see the light of day on his watch, bastid so damn cheap.
@JMO
I take that back I do have an aunt who is a gemini and she is actually very giving and loyal and to be honest I
you so all geminis cant be that bad. 
No corns here (notta one) I’m a Virgo, too cute for that nonsense Hmmmp
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That would be correct. Virgos are clean freaks too, almost complusive.
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LHM if I wear heels with no stockings I put bandaids on my toes becuz I don’t want corns and it works toooo funnny
So, in a nutshell all yall are nuts?!
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Cancers women are loyal to the death, quiet but deadly, will hold a grudge foreva+infinity, comedians and love to keep a nice home and have everyone around them comfortable
@Ky
Is Jennifer and Evelyn talking. I seen the other day someone asked Evelyn on twitter what happened to Jennifer and where was she and Evelyn replied chit Ion know where her azz at.
Hershey says:
OMG! Just choked on a piece of Krispay Krame donut from reading this chit
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Did you or April by them
@iheart my son is oct 25th so he would be a scorpio? he does think he is very handsome
BUT HE IS SO.. 
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
I take that back I do have an aunt who is a gemini and she is actually very giving and loyal and to be honest I
you and 
soall geminis are the bestcant be that bad.__________________________
Character: cardinal, fire, personal): Important Keyword: “I am” – It means that Arians like to be dominating over others and establish a tight control. Arians are very assertive and forceful in their nature.
By birth, all Arians are really assertive, bold, energetic, intelligent, smart, independent, highly egoistic, competitive, eager, headstrong, forward looking and leader-like. However, they can be intemperate at times, with occasional signs of violence, impatience, rashness and arrogance.
Being a sign of fire, it is extremely important for an Arian to mingle and partner with other signs that can be beneficial and cooperative.
Aries Signs of greatest overall compatibility: Leo, Sagittarius
Yay me.
@mizzdallas
Cancers rock kids! :devilhorns:
And yes, I can be a lame
but my Gemini side flucks it up.
So yeah, I been laying in the bed since Thurs (Cancer side) and yeah, I hit the button when you called all week but (Gemini side) I wanna go out to the club now.
bish what?
Well how come not one of you Virgo’s told Beyaki about having cute feet? Her feet are corned to death?
they really are
Choco aka Hippie says:
No corns here (notta one) I’m a Virgo, too cute for that nonsense Hmmmp
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That would be correct. Virgos are clean freaks too, almost complusive.
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LHM if I wear heels with no stockings I put bandaids on my toes becuz I don’t want corns and it works toooo funnny
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even though there ain’t even the begining of a corn. Too Funny!
Choco, I be slathering my ish up, OK?
And if I feel so much as a burn/itch whatever I go buy that remover
Imma have to try that bandaid thing though
CD – Word around the campfire is they’re beefin’…Trying to see what’s going on….
This is the truth.com. I could cut a nicca real fast and quick but when I’m by myself its whole nother story. Chit I cry at baby potty training commercials. Also I’m just a real homebody borderline reclusive type chit
we are loners bye nature but sociable when we want to be!!! heheheehheheh
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What sign are you I cry at commercials when Im PMSING and then I get really disgusted with myself but being alone I don’t mind
@Lakes, Yep thats a Scorpio. I dated one in highschool and that muhfuggah wan in the mirror more than I was
oh them gem’s do have 2 sides and rub them the wrong way and that other side comes and it comes in force
I’m not two faced … I think thats a myth about geminis
I dont think its meant literally. Two sided would be better, IMO.
^5 BBW, they’re just jello
#tisall 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Dated a guy and he was clingy as hell. He was only concerned about making more money and always looking for a new job every week. I think he was addicted to interviewing.
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My ex was a CANCER UGHHHHHHHHHH I told my mom I dont want to meet him ever again in any lifetime and @Man yes committed crimes he was a dumb azz
my cousin is married to a cancer men I told her before she married him that his is crazy but she didn’t listen to me, he held her hostage and then tried to kill himself they nuga crazy!! #TeamCancer
Cancers women are loyal to the death, quiet but deadly, will hold a grudge foreva+infinity, comedians and love to keep a nice home and have everyone around them comfortable
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TO THIS CHIT TO THE FULLES!! U FUK UP AND THAT IS THAT BUT IF U SHOW ME U WORTH MY TIEMPO I WILL HOLD U IN MY CORAZON FOR SIEMPRE!! 
YSoSerious says:
Aries Signs of greatest overall compatibility: Leo, Sagittarius
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this right here is why im graying before 25!! I attract nothin but Leo, Sag bastards and thats like a moth to flames for me
@ Dougie & Choco…tank u…tank u.. for the welcomes!!
I lurk here all the time, this board hosts some bona fide comedians..not to mention the hostess!!!
u cant go wrong with a Sag. Geminis are the most loyal people you come across. they are forgiving, but even they have their limits. people say they’re mean because once they get to that point and cut u off, that’s it, they’re done. if they are to ever come around to giving you another chance, it’s on their terms, not yours.
there’s only 1 gemini I’ve come across who’s an evil, thieving, selfish b itch. all others are giving, too giving and will go outta their way for you.
@JMO
So you gone just change my chit to your liking huh? I knew it dem damn Geminis you give em a lil rope
Choco, I be slathering my ish up, OK?
My friend thinks Im crazy cuz I wash my hand 50101011 times a day
and I will be ewwww don’t touch that wash your hands
And if I feel so much as a burn/itch whatever I go buy that remover even though there ain’t even the begining of a corn. Too Funny!
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Also I’m just a real homebody borderline reclusive type chit
@ Hershey Damm u right. :dakona:
Oh so you can post in here and chit but you cant play your turn
@OTB
But doesn’t everybody have at least two sides to themselves?
(waits for more Sags and Leos to declare themselves so I can find a love match)
I started reading the comments and Couldn’t make it to 50 w/o
Y’all SOME Krazy-AZZ, Silly-AZZ MFers !!!
@FeFe
Yes Darling LEOs is ALL-DAT (DON’T Hate People… Just APPRECIATE)
BBW – Heeeey bew!
Geminis are the most loyal people you come across.
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MY BFF is A GEMINI she is loyal to herself
SamYell JacksEm says:
@JMO IKR. I’m a Gemini and it’s always the generic “twofaceded” comments or “When they’re nice they’re nice but when they’re mean they’re mean” bs
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Yep!
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mizzdallas says:
JMO you may not be two-faced, but the Gemini’s I dealt with was. My female cousin slept with my boyfriend and this guy I dated was very ruthless and brutally honest, us cancers are realist but we are sensitive too..
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Damn!! Do you still talk to her?
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Yall still crazy says:
Jmo, what year did you graduate?
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I graduated in 2002
Choco, thats me!!!! I won’t touch nathan!!! & I’ve got 50-11 handsanitizers on mye now
I won’t eat anywhere where I smell something unfamiliar either
It’ll make me sick without even eating it
No cheap Cap dis way, we wouldn’t have even made it past the first convo
Cheap with theselves, but they will spoil their lady ROTTEN.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@JMO
So you gone just change my chit to your liking huh? I knew it dem damn Geminis you give em a lil rope
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u cant go wrong with a Sag. Geminis are the most loyal people you come across. they are forgiving, but even they have their limits. people say they’re mean because once they get to that point and cut u off, that’s it, they’re done. if they are to ever come around to giving you another chance, it’s on their terms, not yours.
there’s only 1 gemini I’ve come across who’s an evil, thieving, selfish b itch. all others are giving, too giving and will go outta their way for you.
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Gracias
To hell with this shait… I hate when I leave my phone at home.
this shait right here aint cool. Im going home….
Also I’m just a real homebody borderline reclusive type chit
So Yeah my home is my haven
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Damn this is me also I stopped fretting about it cuz when I forced myself to go out I wanted to be back home
i consider myself a homebody
i rather chill and drink at my house then go out i rather be comfortable in my own space
#oldboring
Choco aka Hippie says:
Geminis are the most loyal people you come across.

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MY BFF is A GEMINI she is loyal to herself
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I won’t eat anywhere where I smell something unfamiliar either
It’ll make me sick without even eating it
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I thought that was just me!
Hey tatted
How u doing?
@point
Yeah THAT was a Nice Synopsis regarding GEMINIs Though but YOU left out that They’re ALSO Unbalanced and KRAZY Too (Personal Experience Here…)
Geminis are the most loyal people you come across.
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Choco says:
MY BFF is A GEMINI she is loyal to herself
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I swear I loved the chit outta my ex but that nicca loyalty skills was null and void. Being that I’m ride or die for people around me I could not tolerate that chit. #dealbreakerindeed
I’m horny.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Also I’m just a real homebody borderline reclusive type chit
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Damn this is me also I stopped fretting about it cuz when I forced myself to go out I wanted to be back home So Yeah my home is my haven
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To hell with this shait… I hate when I leave my phone at home.
DON”T the day is almost over 
this shait right here aint cool. Im going home….
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lol @ homebodies. me too. I go out when I gotta take care of business, or the occasional hang with friends. i’m not an antsy person that has to be on the go all the time. When I do go out, it’s like wtf are all these people out doing? GO HOME.
@ BBW – I’m good, sweetie. I missed the dreads!
@ELOVE
So, so, so…You’re a Leo huh? Is that why we break up to make up?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I’m horny.

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Me too
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I’m horny.

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I’m an Aires and I have two sides to me, Sidney is the nice one, but that dayum Eva Mae that I keep barricaded in a closet, now that bish is one
muffugga
SOmetimes I make give myself excuses to stay at home
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Girl I was on vacation for the holidays and I spent most of my days in the house my friend came over and was like ride to the store with me Im like yyyyyyyyyy he said you need to get out the house
@ELOVE
well if so, someone drove them to that point to make them get that way.
Well, Slimm IS available. If you want him I will put in a good word for you. He trusts his auntie to hook him up with a good, clean, wholesome woman.
hooook me up, im in nyc uptown. i look like kimbella but with a brain and a natural tan. thanks aunty
Sidney is the nice one, but that dayum Eva Mae that I keep barricaded in a closet, now that bish is one muffugga
I wont ever be able to scroll up
and read the other comments
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You know you a recluse when your momma calling you telling you “girl brang dem kids over here and get out the house. You too young to just wanna be in the house when you get off of work.
@ Tatted, aww what can do to make u forget all about em?
i look like kimbella but with a brain and a natural tan. thanks aunty
Not at you but damn something read funny
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I’m horny.
**winks at betty boop** #fakelesbpresident
^^ me too!!
Well, y’all only see my BEST side here on SR.

Man says
I’m horny.
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All the damn time
@point
YUP… THAT’S Exactly what Geminis SXAY Though !!!
@YSO
“Break Up, To Make-Up” by The Stylistics 
And My Father was a Sagi (I Inherited ALOT of His Qualities TOO…)
@ BBW –
– Noooooooothing. 
When I do go out, it’s like wtf are all these people out doing? GO HOME.
I be like ewwww I knew I should’ve stayed in the house I can stand congestion or a lot of ppl around me
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#shealsomentionedjaysfirstchildfromthatisland
@Choco, When my husband was in Iraq I would get off work on Friday and not come out the house til Monday morning when I was leaving for work
I am usually perfectly content chillin at home watching Storage wars,house,or svu marathons on the weekends 
@ Lakes – you betta watch’chooself there gurl!
I like to stay home cause I spend most of my time at work and dammit I’mma get my money’s worth, for these dam high azz bills. I’m bout ready to pull a kick door on Uverse they got all the money.
@Point
Re: your bro being a cheap azz cap.
I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND AND AGREE.
Frugal for fukk’s sake. I hate it!
Did u get them?
Nope. @Ty I will try again tomorrow!
LHM if I wear heels with no stockings I put bandaids on my toes becuz I don’t want corns and it works toooo funnny
Well, I use the pads in my shoes too.
My mom taught me that trick. Keeps them from forming. I put all my high heel wearers on that!
#LATEIKNOW
I’m horny

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iheart405 says:
I am usually perfectly content chillin at home watching Storage wars,house,or svu marathons on the weekends
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I knoweded you was a kindred spirit…
That’s how I roll, too. My Son talking about, “My whole weekend passed me by, We didn’t do anything”
I told him, “Nicca, you are free to do what you want; don’t wait on me”

and love to keep a nice home and have everyone around them comfortable
Thats right we love that laker faboulous.
Have yall tried the little melted wax scentsy things? I
those!
@OTB, I loves those things
When I lived in my 2 story house you could smell it all over the house no matter where you were
Let’s send nekkid pics since all of us horny

MY FIRST HUSBAND WAS A SAGITARIUS AND WE SEEMED VERY COMPATIBLE UNTIL I REALISED HE WAS A NARCISSIST
SO I DON’T KNOW IF SAG’S ARE BAD OR HE WAS BECAUSE HE WAS A NARC
@DOUGIE
I thought we had an “understanding” bout that name. Tis cool though.
KyCakes says:
iheart405 says:
I am usually perfectly content chillin at home watching Storage wars,house,or svu marathons on the weekends
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I knoweded you was a kindred spirit…
That’s how I roll, too. My Son talking about, “My whole weekend passed me by, We didn’t do anything”
I told him, “Nicca, you are free to do what you want; don’t wait on me”
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We are >>>>> <<<<< Becky
I tell my husband the same thing you tell your son. I be like "why I gotta go witchu fo :rollseyes: "
Im ol skool and I
so I burn incense 
Thats crazy that Cancer hoembody thing we got going.
*dreaming of a Criminal Minds marathon* and my trees. Yum-yo.
I will lay around in the prettiest, sexiest lingerie/house dresses or NOTHING at all all fukking weekend. So fukked up.
*nekkid pictures of Cee-lo Dupri*
That’s one way to de-hornify this post.
ann, ann, bobann, fi, fiy, momann, ann
(where I’m safe)
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@Choco, SUCKA
@Change big hockey player lookin azz
I get compliments all the time. Hoes always tellin me I’m “cute” and “unique” looking. And smiling an laughing in my face and chit.
I know when a hoe flirting wit me. And I AM the baddest 5’5″ nigga around. Executive Height Adjusters or not.

@ Yso
yep I’m good now
Is that why I can’t ever keep a positive bank balance three days after payday
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LOL ME & MONEY CONSTANTLY BATTLE, I LIKE TO SPEND LIKE I’M RICH THEN AFTERWARDS BE LOOKING AROUND STUPID
BUT IF I HAVE A CLEAR GOAL IN MIND, LIKE WHEN I PURCHASED MY HOUSE-I WAS ABLE TO SAVE FOR THAT
I will lay around in the prettiest, sexiest lingerie/house dresses or NOTHING at all all fukking weekend. So fukked up.
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:woot: This is me except Im nude and hitting my glass bowl filled with that STANK
@Yall
JIVE TURKEY
iHeart your hubby is what sign?
My Cap that I loved dearly…took advantage of that trait. The Aqua. I spoke of did too. Too bad I didnt love him.
@CHOCO U AN INSENT BURNER TOO :2dance:
LIGHT THAT CHIT PASS THAT CHIT!!!
NEW EMOTICON :woot: Yippee!
Hoes always tellin me I’m “cute” and “unique” looking.
I be like ewwww I knew I should’ve stayed in the house I can stand congestion or a lot of ppl around me
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I WILL AVOID THE MALLS/STORES & LEAVE CAUSE OF THIS ISH
I CAN’T STAND A LARGE CROWD, I WANT TO GET IN AND OUT-NO TIME TO FUG AROUND
@OTB
I THINK You Meant “You DIDN’T Luv Him ENOUGH” (No ?!!?)
so I burn incense
Sucka.
@OTB I WILL WATCH RE-RUNS OF FIRST 48RHS
IN MY PJS ALL FUKN WEEKND..
MY KIDS BE READY TO GO OUT U GOT TO FUKN DRAG ME OUT **SETS A POT OF FABULOSO TO BURN** I KEEPS THAT BOILING TOO!!
Man..
that’s all I got
I’m sure they do man
@Choco and OTB
This my “ole man”
Lkaer, you boil it? #seriousquestion
**SETS A POT OF FABULOSO TO BURN** I KEEPS THAT BOILING TOO!!
Run from Aries men. I have one and wish I could give him back!
@OTB, He is a dayum Aquarius :rollseyes:
This my “ole man”
Girl thats that good hood chit. Boiling it. I am crying over here.
I used to do that, chit all the girls in the jects used to do that, but then I got “good” pots and
I shouldve kept one of them Wal-Marts pots!
Bless you, child. Im sure God has a special spot for you. @iHeart!
@Choco,(slow voice) & I’m his ole lady
OTB, I’m sitting here thinking if I did it, what pot would I use. ION wanna die
next time I cook….
I’m lost in the sauce, I ain’t neba eba heard of boiling fabulousa?
Know I’m late but VIRGOS DO RULE!
man i’ll send you a pic i look like this
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Oh, and I’m a Capricorn and cheap has never been used to describe me. I always have to be reeled in. I like nice things. Boring? That’s subjective. I believe we do come off as boring until you get into that comfort zone because we don’t pay much attention to others. Everyone close to me claims I’m wild and crazy as hell. Lol
@YALL
I GOT ONE POT THAT IS THE FABULOSO POT..
AND A PACK FROM THE FAMILY DOLLA OR THEM GOOD INSENTS
@OTB KEEPS MY CASA SMELLING FABUUUUUOOLUSS!! HMMMMPH!!
OutsidetheBox says:
<—at the thought of another Aquarius.
Bless you, child. Im sure God has a special spot for you. @iHeart!
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Oh I know he does for all the bullchit I gotta go thru
:NotUsingSRAsMyTherapyThough:
*makes note to get me a fabuloso pot*
I think they were referring to the cap men. I do agree with —>come off as boring until you get into that comfort zone because we don’t pay much attention to others.
And here I thought it was just being around me & nobody else exists
Jmo, 93
@choco – I burn incense, but I luv me some Yankee Candle…
@OBT/ELOVE – My cousin says most realtionships work best if you don’t love the man.
I don’t take no advice from her her single arse.
acquarius is the only zodiac i dont have much experience. effin details please. thanks.
No LIBRAS in here?????