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AAWEE Chit, don’t know how to do the popcorn icon…
LMAO @ Love must be a warm fist to the mouth . . . and to the eye . . .
U are a mess Auntie…
WOW SR you r being EXTRA MESSY!!!!!!
Oh chit son
Sandra :stop:
How do we even know they’re talking to eachother??? So just because you put the tweets together in the same post we’re supposed to automatically believe they were talking to eachother? Oh…
Well damn, I wonder about the timing of these tweets though.
Expect a twitter response, in 5,4,3,2.1….
Did any one see bizarre of d12 nicki minaj tattoo?… That in itself souls be a medical minute
People always read too much into other peoples tweets. I just think this is reaching.
Awwww chit, that’s what I’m tom’bout (in my Della Reese voice from Harlem Nights)
I don’t think anybody is surprised though, if the press hadn’t gotten ahold of the story then they would have probably been beating on each other happily ever after.
I’ll be waitin for Chris to respond to Sandra in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Sandra is not playing today! Dayum!
Sandra says:
Love must be a warm fist to the mouth . . . and to the eye . . .
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Trust me baby girl you will soon find out.
This is sooooooo fukkin messy.com.org.net
I am going to just sit back and watch this blow up like Kim Kardashian’s ass and Beyonce’s stomach!!!!!
Here we go.
If the bish enjoys her face being shaped like play doh then let her be!
@ 2cents – the popcorn emoticon is : then popcorn then : no spaces between the colons & popcorn
Good Morning Folks..hope everyone had a GREAT holiday. I see Sandra is on a roll today. Glad I”m on vacation so I can follow intensely…LOL! when was this tweeted? recently? Going to catch up on yesterday’s blogs…I see folks are clearing the air before the new year! LOL
AUNTIE I SEE YOU STILL A HATER! NEXT YEAR TRY NOT TO HAVE SO MUCH HATE IN YOUR HEART!
Yo i know SR is reading this…
Come on SR you are doing WAY to much…to post these pics…this happened like 3 years ago he has a new relationship and she has flucked her way through the time so how you put these together…and just because you love someone doesn’t mean you need to be together…
Also how do we know they were talking to each other I mean dang its JUST TWITTER…
IDK in my honest opinion I dont think that tweet was directed toward Rihanna I just don’t see Chris missing and pining for her the way she does for him
It’s way better than :poopcorn:
Aww damn…. Its about to get REAL thick up in here
moving on is hard to do i suppose…doesn’t Chris have a new girlfriend??she doesn’t care about all of he and rhi rhi’s sub tweets?? because its such a regular occurrence.
Wow…let me walk over to the Corner Bakery to grab a salad before the twitter street battle begins
Awww snap!
@the Maven
#lazyasfucnotymefordachit
Meh. Only they know their relationship so
I don’t believe she was referring to chicken chest brown – this story has about as much weight as beyaki’s belly
I need to go follow ALL these people on twitter now
He did a number on her damn eye though, geesh.
Love is blind, Sandra; especially after getting punched in the eye…..
Sandra while you are “away” do you mind if I fill in for you and do the blog daily. #helpful
Whats Auntie twitter name??
BigCity
(all three of those belong to YOU)
#23
#NOTTOFUGGIN’DAY
Ah chit when that restraining order gone be up?
We found love in hopeless place
We found love in hope-less place
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

Sandra while you are “away” do you mind if I fill in for you and do the blog daily. #helpful
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MAN, yall jump to too many conclusions up in here. They both have a couple of phones. You dont think they text each other??? And where are the date/time stamps for these tweets????
speaking of twitter and beef
Sandra I think you may be the 2011
of twitter beef.
Jim Jones, Rihanna, CB, Keisha Cole, Monica, her brother, Rocko, Trina, I know I’m missing a few…
Congrats…
Cfreeeeeeeeeee

Iscream

Y’all know Sandra just starting sht. It’s her thing.
Either buckle up or bail out cause the sht is rolling with or without us today.
Hopscotch anyone?
Afternoon folks how ya’ll durin
And where are the date/time stamps for these tweets????
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My point exactly why I didn’t bite the bait
Cariblife says:
Well damn, I wonder about the timing of these tweets though.
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Thank you! Nobody wants Rihanna so who else could she be referring to? :eyeroll:
love is some kind of powerful…wonder how Karate feels about this?
Okay they did post the tweets at the same time…
Okay they did post the tweets at the same time…
Fukkin
at that ruler to CB’s lips.. 
If the press hadn’t gotten ahold of their domestic situation, they would not have broken up at that point in time.
Whoa
Unfortunately, you can still have feelings for the one who did you wrong (or beat the brakes offa you)
To the creator of “:poopcorn:”
:poopcorn:
:poopcorn:
:poopcorn:
And if you like that, go see what I told nasir in the last post yo.
@mannie
O, yes she did!
Good afternoon everyone

I’m bored…
So Deiondra just tweeted #haters are just admirers, I wonder who she was referring to
On topic: I think I have to agree with @Naija, we don’t know how they were in their relationship, who knows what really happened in that car, Rhi-Rhi just got the shorter end of the stick…
HOT CHOC WAT IT DO MAMI
Cariblife says:
Well damn, I wonder about the timing of these tweets though.
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Sandra Rose:
Thank you! Nobody wants Rihanna so who else could she be referring to?
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Ummmm :stop: it YOU want her SANDRA ROSE.
Haaaaaaaaa! Her busines, her life.
iscream says:
Sandra I think you may be the 2011
of twitter beef.
Jim Jones, Rihanna, CB, Keisha Cole, Monica, her brother, Rocko, Trina, I know I’m missing a few…
Congrats…
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Thanks hun
I get so much life from Sandra rose , even though she is messy as hell I love it!
CFREE says:
Hopscotch anyone?
YSoSerious says:
Y’all know Sandra just starting sht. It’s her thing.
Either buckle up or bail out cause the sht is rolling with or without us today.
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If they got back together would anyone lose any sleep about it prolly not
They chit was just put on front street do yall know how many celebrities are getting the brakes beat off of them for breakfast, lunch and dinner and we just havent heard about it yet
Cariblife says:
Well damn, I wonder about the timing of these tweets though.
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ugh i just checked twitter and they both posted them like 1 hour ago…
Ugh I hate to say this but SR may be right…
So Deiondra just tweeted #haters are just admirers, I wonder who she was referring to
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Bish, ain’t referring to us, because she done forgot who her daddy is, and the fact that she is an embarrassment to her family.
I ain’t no embarrassement to my family Hmmp
Okay…so the tweets were two minutes apart.
So even Usher is deciding to tweet about the tweets between rhi-rhi and chris #smfh
Call me what u want…I looooove them two together…oh how I’ve longed for this day!!!!
Sandra is the messiest person on twitter
I swear…
Tameeka, Tamar
Magic Johnson said:
“I learned a lot from the white gay community because they had gotten their community, rallied them, educated them and did a wonderful job about driving the numbers down. That is the best approach that I’ve seen; it’s been the most effective. So what we try to do in our community is bring those results to us. So I’m working hard to continue to educate minorities about HIV and AIDS and we’ve got to band together. We’re too fragmented right now, but if we can do that, we’re going to do well.
As a hip-hop fan, you realize that homophobia is still an issue everywhere, but especially in the black community. When people are scared to talk about it, that’s how the disease spreads. So what have you been doing to get that risk reduced?
What we’re trying to do is reach out to the hip-hop community because they have power — power with their voice, power with that mic in their hand and power with the lyrics that they sing. I have a lot of friends in that industry and so what we’re trying to do is rally them to get behind the cause, deliver the message to these young people that HIV and AIDS is big and it’s not going anywhere. They can make a difference right away by speaking out, because they have a big fan base.
So we’re finding out that a lot of them want to be involved; they’re just looking for a group like ours to latch onto and be a part of it. We haven’t really had any push-back from the hip-hop community.
Is there anybody you can name?
We’re going to name everybody in a little while because it’s more than one person. We’ve got about five or six people that we’re talking to. We’re going to come out next year with everybody and we’ll have a nice big press conference and what we’re going to do, what our plan is, because it’s so important that we rally — not just them, either. I need the hip-hop community but I also need the basketball players and football players. We need a little bit of everybody, so that’s what we’re working on now.”
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So when I read this I thought “is that how he got it” and why does it matter if it’s gay or straight…HIV/AIDS knows no sexual preference, it just knows dumb so I’m confused right now
Usher needs to have a _/ he got WAY too many of his own issues to worry about somebody else.
#IMO, if they shat wasn’t put on blast I think they would still be together…
mannie, so :stop: trying to tell Auntie how to run her blog yo
and
Note to self dont get famous and piss Aunty of
CFREE!!
I’m rolling in the deep right along with ya.
*off*
Heeey Boot
Heeey Les
WOOHOO!!! hopscotch time, my fav!
I’m fanfreakintastic
h
Well I follow both of the on twitter and the messages were posted 2 min apart. I don’t get why people care so much though. If they wanna love each other and want to be together I say go for it!
So when I read this I thought “is that how he got it” and why does it matter if it’s gay or straight…HIV/AIDS knows no sexual preference, it just knows dumb so I’m confused right now
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He was just saying that he is going to use there business model to try and reach the black community on both sides of sexuality..
@IScream
Wendy Williams husband
Well I will be
at both of them for playing their personal business out like that!
Bootcampgirl says:
#IMO, if they shat wasn’t put on blast I think they would still be together…
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Absolutely.
Here Sandra Go Hatin Again
@BOOT
Ursher needs to worry about his own cougars and not these young cubs.
Hey Tatted!!!
Yall still crazy says:
mannie, so trying to tell Auntie how to run her blog yo
and
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Looks around…Did you read all of my post??? I dont think you did… read them all then comeback to me…
:hugs:
AUNTIE I hope that Twitter battle you had doesnt stop you from posting Love and Hip hop this week
Bootcampgirl says:
So even Usher is deciding to tweet about the tweets between rhi-rhi and chris #smfh
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What he say?????
Sandra I may not agree with you on much but in this case we are >>>>>>>here<<<<<<<
@YSo-my sentiments exactly..
I agree that Chrianna would still be somewhere beating then fcking the sht out of each other if the incident had been kept in the closet.
If these tweets are indeed meant for the said recipients then:
“Love is blind, love is blind, it will make you loose your mind…what you think is love may truly not be….”
@Mave and Yall
insert singing icon,
Please and thank you
Mannie says:
Yall still crazy says:
mannie, so :stop: trying to tell Auntie how to run her blog yo
and
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Looks around…Did you read all of my post??? I dont think you did… read them all then comeback to me…
Fool please ( and I say that with love)
#isawoneandonewasenough and 
Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!
Ohhhh OK so what Usher say…..???
**gets iPad…opens Twitter app**
<—– OFFICIALLY LOVES 2CENTS LAZY AZZ!

SN is that the mm side of the ruler Breezy is using??
@Renee28-“Twitter Confess Love Thing” is really SO…CORNY(so over them two) next…
WHAT U WANT BABY I GOT IT

WHAT U NEED U KNOW I GOT IT
ALL IM ASKING FOR IS
RESPECT WHEN U COME HOME!!
DAM SHE GOT BEAT HARD!!
Aww snap Laker, you found Aretha!!!!
@LESB AWW MY BAYYYYBAAAY FROM BACK IN THE GOOD SR DAYS
LOOOVE ME LOONG TIME!! LOOOONG LOOONG TIME!! :hunch:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!
(did you see the post that Mannie directed towards…….)
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LOL Your smurf come for my neck once a week so i gotta get mine in sometimes…
@YALL
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Maven **wink** (it take too long sometimes to post a emoticon..teeheehee)
@Creole…riiiiight…lil Jimmy was hot wit Auntie…I was dying laffin…
LAKKKEERRRRR BIIISSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!! **licks her entire face**
I can see it now, Kangaroo was probably in the shower while this fool was tweeting, and now he’s on the phone with the travel agent, getting A)Kangaroos’ one-way ticket back, and his or rhi’s ticket
Yep I can picture all of that 
*watches CFree and Yall from my porch steps*
2cents
@LESB I MISSD U SOO
**LICKS SIDE OF UR CHEECK**
I think I would be a fool in love to with breezy
Mannie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!
(did you see the post that Mannie directed towards…….)
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LOL Your smurf come for my neck once a week so i gotta get mine in sometimes…
:stop: Watch it buddy (old western cowboy voice)
AND, ION see no neck (my voice)
Mannie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!
(did you see the post that Mannie directed towards…….)
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LOL Your smurf come for my neck once a week so i gotta get mine in sometimes…
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Well I NEVER…..MY Smurfette is pure as “non stepped on” heroine (pronouced hair’ron)
Lolita?!
I agree that Chrianna would still be somewhere beating then fcking the sht out of each other if the incident had been kept in the closet.
Its sad they were forced apart but its also sad that chit had to come out like that Rihanna played herself for not being upfront if Breezy takes her back it could ruin his fanbase
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*makes mental note to tell Lesbin to NEVER take off her beater EVER AGAIN* You need to wear that in the winter time, yo!
Eazy Does It says:
I think I would be a fool in love to with breezy
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Not with that pencil dick
NO NECK
YALL IGNANT
*sucks in while I’m hopping*

Did I just see correctly that MY Smurfette said that “someone” had no neck???

Yall still crazy says:
Mannie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!
(did you see the post that Mannie directed towards…….)
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LOL Your smurf come for my neck once a week so i gotta get mine in sometimes…
Watch it buddy (old western cowboy voice)
AND, ION see no neck (my voice)
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Goes back to the important people…
Hey Tatted and errybody else…
@ Lakes – oh you peeped that comment too?!
The Makeup Maven says:
Mannie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!
(did you see the post that Mannie directed towards…….)
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LOL Your smurf come for my neck once a week so i gotta get mine in sometimes…
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Well I NEVER…..MY Smurfette is pure as “non stepped on” heroine (pronouced hair’ron)
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She something aight…
Hey, they got them vibrating rings I would introduce him to @Cocoa
I think if they got back together it would ruin her fanbase as well..
@BETTY BOOP LESB IS SESY IN HER BEATER

@CHOCO RIRI WOULD BE JUMPIN ON THAT DACK RIGHT NOW IF SHE KNEW IT WOULDNT FUK UP HER AND HIS CARRER.. I DOTN BLAME HER HE SESY… ESSCARY SESY BUT SESY NONE THE LESS
pure as “non stepped on” heroine (pronouced hair’ron)

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#hiswholenameismannienonecksrogers 
Laker, What I do?
SAM!! :hugs:
(calls the police on you for being a creepy porch watcher)
Now, with that being said, they do really love each other though. Thats all I have to say. Bout this
this is getting interesting….
@Eazy-vibrating rings you say
expound please…
*sets up traps all over this post for nn*
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:mykeyboardwashacked:
Yall still crazy says:
pure as “non stepped on” heroine (pronouced hair’ron)
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Laker, What I do? #hiswholenameismannienonecksrogers
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Sad face i wonder if she know smurfette was the jump for an entire town… I wonder if she following suit…
@YALL
I CANT AND WILL NOT TALK SHYT TODAY
LOOKN STUCK
AWW FUK IT IM LOGING OFF YALL IGNANT!!!
Eazy
you talkin bout the rings that go on the penus?
I think if they got back together it would ruin her fanbase as well..
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It could but does she really have a fanbase I don’t follow or admire Rihanna so ION about her but with him he had so much more backlash from the event that it would seem mos folks would just throw their hands in the air for both actually!
I..CAN’T..WITH..YOU..TODAY!
MANNIE!! :stop:
We gonna :hugs: this sht out RIGHT NOW! Go on.
Got my ___/ and my muthafuggin
ya dig
@ Eazy, would it fit on him though? Them thangs are amazing
@BOOT AND EAZY THE RING IS AN AMAZIN LIL THING AINT IT!!
The peen rings girl @bootcampgirl…go look in ur nearest xxx shop
@ Mannie – now to you!!!! :stop: IT! JUST :stop: IT!
YSoSerious says:
MANNIE!!
We gonna this sht out RIGHT NOW! Go on.
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:hugs:
You know i loves you YSO
Well, well, well. I got nothing.
@Lakes
Rihanna hasn’t ever stopped wanting him back that y she is spiraling out of control on booze and drugs IMO
@MANNIE IT COMES FROM A PLACE OF LOOOVE
SHE JUST PLAYING..
Vero –
X’s 100 Trilli, 900 Billi, 350 Milli
So Mannie just called Yall a whore and said she was ran thu by a whole town of niccahs?
VERO!! :hugs: x 33181
So you don’t
me out.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Mannie – now to you!!!! IT! JUST IT!
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What i do you booski said i had no neck so i implied she gives neck to errybody in smurf village…
Chris Breezy has a nice length and size dyck to me. Not to big and not to small. Between that nicca knowing how to go to the ground like he in the matrix I can picture him taking me right down with him. Damn I just shivered a lil
@choco
what u got for us today sweetheart?
I think if they got back together it would ruin her fanbase as well..
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It could but does she really have a fanbase I don’t follow or admire Rihanna so ION about her but with him he had so much more backlash from the event that it would seem mos folks would just throw their hands in the air for both actually!
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Point taken because he did go overboard after the whole ordeal, but I do think the Rhi has a huge fanbase amongst the tweens, and I think those record sales may decline, at the time everyone was praising her for leaving Chris after the incident going back to him would leave her with egg on her face..
@LAKER…Oh how I remember the good ol SR days…**le sigh** You haven’t IM’d me in ages…I’m starting to think u got a new boo…don’t make me go Laila Ali on a hoe!
THAT SMURFFET IS A SLORE THO 99 MEN AND ONE BISH SHE GETING IT IN!! :hunch:
:blow:
Oh, Mannie, just so you know, that
emoticon was for you boo!

Wait…Are we talking about Breezy and c0ck rings?
Come on people i know she playin…I do not participate in E-beef…
SR blog is full of cut ups and if a brutha dont come strong yah ladies will run me outta here…lol
its all love!!!
I just confirmed Ri is talking to her valtrex and Chris to his blonde hair dye…
Yall
he said you were a ran thru whore!
2cents
@ Choco – I’m w/2Cents. I need my daily dose today!
*gets out needle & need some ‘ron in order to insert*
#IMO, if they shat wasn’t put on blast I think they would still be together…
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I agree, and I think if they did get back together their PR teams could turn it into a positive thing. Reformed relationship, learned lessons, forgiveness, yadda yadda… They did seem happier together.
I don’t think violence is ok, but I do think you can help yourself with a lot of psychological help. I see them getting back together for some reason.
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Chris Breezy has a nice length and size dyck to me. Not to big and not to small. Between that nicca knowing how to go to the ground like he in the matrix I can picture him taking me right down with him. Damn I just shivered a lil
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Goes to
to check on this rang thang to use when my dry spell is over…
#istillaintgivingyourcapsbackthoughyo
and
(real one)
Sounds like fun! 
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*falls on Cfree so that Yso and SamYell have to get up to look*
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I've never used one of those rings
I called Smurfette a ho yesterday but that’s not the point.
@LESB NEVER U WILL FO EVER BE LAKEZ SESY MAMI
THEM SR DAYS ARE LOONG GONE
MEMBER MY YT BISH FLOHEEZZY!??
I MISS YALL BISHES!! SHYT AINT THE SAME
#FATMONKEYSALUTE!!
If Bonequisha don’t stop loving Ray-Ray for stomping her out, why would Rihanna. Love is a crazy thing. I wonder how Karaoke feels about all of this.
Chris after the incident going back to him would leave her with egg on her face..
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Rihanna isn’t concerned about her image tho…
YALL
and he didnt just say ran thru he said ran thur pulled pork puzzy havin whore
#reallymessy
:gasp: @YSo
I was just getting the mail.
*ties robe up*
The Makeup Maven says:
Oh, Mannie, just so you know, that emoticon was for you boo!
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Im just saying She said i have no neck and i implied if Smurfette was ran through like errybody know she is then Smurfette aint got no walls…
I’ve never used one of those rings Sounds like fun!
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And it feels good
I just confirmed Ri is talking to her valtrex and Chris to his blonde hair dye…
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@Maven…I’ll wear the beater if you promise to wear nothing but that beat face of urs…**Phaedra Parks Umm Hmmm**
Width is more important than length.
#TruFax
What i do you booski said i had no neck so i implied she gives neck to errybody in smurf village…
BUT, CAN I ANSWER THIS ONE BACK YALL? :holdsfingersback:
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Brown, did he call me a hoe or a whore?! You know there’s a difference
@BOOT I FOUND ONE WITH DIFERENT LEVELS OF VIBRATION **SWOONS**
What’s this dack rang you guys talking about. While we on topic what was that shave stuff we talked about earlier?
Chris after the incident going back to him would leave her with egg on her face..
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Rihanna isn’t concerned about her image tho…
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Point taken, I almost forgot who we were talking about…
lovezoe says:
If Bonequisha don’t stop loving Ray-Ray for stomping her out, why would Rihanna. Love is a crazy thing. I wonder how Karaoke feels about all of this.
Yall still crazy says:
What i do you booski said i had no neck so i implied she gives neck to errybody in smurf village…
BUT, CAN I ANSWER THIS ONE BACK YALL? :holdsfingersback:
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Brown, did he call me a hoe or a whore?! You know there’s a difference
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You holding your finger back from what holding your gapping cavern closed??? I mean im saying you be strong hold that finger inplace it bout to be the first of the month and all the smufs get they checks soon you got plenty of work to do…
Point taken, I almost forgot who we were talking about…

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Oh my
@ Lesbin! I ain’t tryna have to issues w/Lakes! 
@Laker-why did I just get a chill reading your comment..and ain’t a damn dack in sight
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Brown for adding her part into the Mannie & Smurfette Mini-Series!
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RIGHT HYPE MAN!!!!!
I need another break from all of y’all.
YSoSerious says:
Wait…Are we talking about Breezy and c0ck rings?
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both
YSoSerious says:
Width is more important than length.
#TruFax
It’s a ring you slide onto the penis, no lie, mine looked like a baby teething rattle with a vibrator on it.
IF I HAVE TO ASK CHOCO ONE MO’GEN ABOUT MY DAILY DOSE OF GOSSIP HEROINE (pronounced Hair’ron), I’MMA GO OWF UP IN HERE!
*sits back and plots*

#strategicplanner
<—- WONDERS IF MY E-BOO IS LURKING!!!
Tatted…
Have ever told you yo figure is MEAN???
@BETTY BOOP NAW NO FIGHTING I SHARE WITH MY BETTY BOOP
<<ALL THREE OF US!! SHARING IS CARING
**WITH BOOPS HIPS AND
AND LESB SESY BODY BISH FINNA BE IN HEAAAVEN!!**
somebody’s balls dropped, have fun Yall
@ Smurfette
Don’t do it, please don’t do it
@LAKES…Oh how I remember…I would have Flo on the bottom…HIS_on the top…u on the side and Choc on my face….oh where have those days gone…I never had a dry moment…literally! PAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn @ Tatted I trying to find you some hot puss
MANNIE says:
You holding your finger back from what holding your gapping cavern closed??? I mean im saying you be strong hold that finger inplace it bout to be the first of the month and all the smufs get they checks soon you got plenty of work to do…
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@YALL
I think ^^THAT^^ makes Smurfette a ho not a whore.

*pulls Yso back in*
I need all of these laughs today…Thanks Smurfette…
I left the 20 on the night stand…your usual spot right?
@ Mannie – Is that a compliment???

So this dack rings spice things up more?
Those tweets were from the last couple of days

@BOOT NO WORRIES I NEED A LIL ESSTRA BREAK TODAY AFTER MEMBERING THE RING
FIRST ONE I GOT WAS OK THIS DIFERENT LEVELS IS THE SHYT .COM!!
Is the ring beneficial for the female/male/both? Does it stimulate the clitoris as well??
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What? You didn’t expect either one of them to remain on the market for long, did you?
A rep for Saldana, who recently filmed The Words with—and got to practice kissing—Cooper, denied that the costars were anything more than friends a month ago, after their appearance together at a Manhattan nightclub prompted romantic speculation.
But as recently as last week, a source tells E! News, they were telling friends that they had plans to go skiing in the Rockies together over the holidays.
“They are totally dating,” the source says.
Reps for both stars did not immediately return requests for comment.
Saldana and her boyfriend of nearly 11 years, Keith Britton, called off their engagement and revealed that they had broken up in early November.
Jacked from Gossip
Its yall fault talm bout length, width, cock rings, vibrations oh my……….
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
somebody’s balls dropped, have fun Yall
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*stutters* But, but, but, IONO how to play with no dropped balls yo
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Mannie – Is that a compliment???
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Yes it most certainly is… You is FOINE… Yeah say it just like i typed it…
Different levels aye
@LESB **SIGH WITH LICK OF NIPS** THEM WAS THE DAYS!! HOLD UP CHOCO ME AND TATT ARE HERE LETS MAKE IT RAAAAIN!!
*fills up gossip needled*
Her video We Found Love says everything abt why they should NOT get back together. DUH. As if you cant “think” you love someone thats totally wrong for you. Both of these kids come from broken, violent homes. That bullsh*t is all they know, so of course in many ways they feel its somewhat normal. The fact that they were forced apart will always make them feel like they could have had something but if they were “NORMAL” people, they would know that relationships shouldnt operate in that manner. They just dumb and young and need to leave eachother alone, IF they really are speakin to eachother.
Shame on you Ms Rose. You should take another approach when dealin with emotionally unstable youths. You disrespecting them and embarrassing them is not helpful to these kids. If they blew their brains out tonight behind the mess you say, you would indeed feel quite sh*tty.
Have ya’ll seen D Ray’s last stand up? I just imagined Chris telling Rhi its “robe time”
random 
@Bootcamp and Lovezoe, it does stimulate the clitoris…that was what I enjoyed most about it. It also vibrates the whole penis sooooooooooo. yeah.
Ashton Kutcher spent Christmas in Italy with a new flame.
Ashton Kutcher is flaunting a new woman and sources say he hooked up with her prior to splitting from wife Demi Moore last month. The actor, 33, spent Christmas in Italy with screenwriter Lorene Scafaria who, until recently, was dating The OC actor Adam Brody. In exclusive Us Weekly photos, the duo were snapped checking out the sights in Italy, including the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa over the Christmas holiday. During their private sojourn, the couple tooled around in a Porsche Carrera Sports 2011 and holed up at a private pad.During a romantic lunch at Pizzeria Trattoria Toscana in Pisa on Christmas Eve, they “held hands,” witness Alex Thorpe tells Us. “They shared spaghetti, and he paid.” Meanwhile Moore, 49, kept a low-profile, spending her holidays with family including daughter Rumer Willis in Parrot Cay. “She’s doing really well,” a source tells Us. “[She’s] waiting for all of her stuff to come out in the new year [including] her Lifetime show that she’s executive producing.” Despite 33-year-old Scafaria’s romance with Brody and Kutcher’s marriage to Moore, a source says they have been stoking a romance since meeting in February, when Kutcher tried out for a film she wrote.”Ashton started seeing her while each was in a relationship,” says a source. Reps for both Kutcher and Scafaria deny this and tell Us. “They’re just friends.” And it wasn’t the first field trip for the duo — on Dec. 9 and 10, they cozied up at Yellowstone Club ski resort (snowboarding and playing shuffleboard) in Montana. Kutcher’s ex Moore, of course, announced their plans to divorce in late November following his revealed affair with a different woman, 22-year-old Sara Leal in September.
Jacked from Us Weekly
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I……NEED…..SOME……DYCK……NOW…… I’m so fuggin horny and 5:30 is a long time away.
Its yall fault talm bout length, width, cock rings, vibrations oh my……….
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LOL YOU AIGHT LADY?
Just a thought, Karaoke not mad. Dude taking her to Dubai and getting her those exclusive “red bottoms”. She knows and understands her role well. Cassie has taught these chicks well.
Mannie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Mannie – Is that a compliment???
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Yes it most certainly is… You is FOINE… Yeah say it just like i typed it…
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Awwww, well thank you, Mannie. I appreicate that. It’s amazing what black can do for me! Now, I’m tryna get rid of the dimples, wrankles & folds! THAT BLACK IS A BEAST THO!
@BOOT OK SO THE RING WORKD BEST FOR ME WHEN I WAS ON TOP COWGIRL..REVERSE WILL GET U HURT **RUBS HEAD** I GOT CARRIED AWAY SHYT MAKES THE OOOH MOMENT BETTER.. RIDE IT AND VIBRATING AT THE SAME TIME..OH THE GUY UMMM.. HE GETS HIS TOO!!
Now thats what I’m talkin botu LAKES…I taught you well…go pick up Maven and meet me at the spot!!!
@Chocolate-I’m hatin’ cuz’ you only have 5:30 to wait until… sometimes lone stimulation can get a little boring, I need some behind action #notintheculodoggystyle..
No charge mannie, that’d be like me stealing from you. You couldn’t get it up = No happy ending…
#usethatdubtopurchasesomecyalis
#fyirealhoesgettheirupfront
#dontgetgot
and
The Makeup Maven says:
Mannie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Mannie – Is that a compliment???
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Yes it most certainly is… You is FOINE… Yeah say it just like i typed it…
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Awwww, well thank you, Mannie. I appreicate that. It’s amazing what black can do for me! Now, I’m tryna get rid of the dimples, wrankles & folds! THAT BLACK IS A BEAST THO!
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No need to cover it…its more cushion for the pushin…

@YALL
You a lie. Smurfette plays with balls all smurfing day.
@Bootcamp girl
It’s for the clique really, it just goes on the dyck. It works best if you’re sitting upright grinding or if I’m on top and you p-pop from the bottom.
*gossip needle is almost filled to the rim*
ties rubber cord (the brown one) around arm, thumps thin skin on arm, finds vein, inserts needle aaaaaaaand lays back
THANK YOU CHOCO, THANK YOU!
<– my eyes after that hit!
@Cali
I know the pic of them together is even cuter they do look comfy
Lakes with these details…! I need a fan
Whoever’s horny, should go have a restroom break
#helpful
Yall still crazy says:
No charge mannie, that’d be like me stealing from you. You couldn’t get it up = No happy ending…
#usethatdubtopurchasesomecyalis
#fyirealhoesgettheirupfront
#dontgetgot
and
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My bad i forgot you a real professional… Slides amex down you booty crack… No need for cyalis…im 27 and constantly horny which mean if i took that i would kill you…
@Lakes-got it
@CFree
I was watching that last night. Too funny.
Everybody talking bout dycks and clyts and Creole come in here with Denzel looking like that…I’m d-o-n-e.
Bootcamp girl – Hey how ya doing blah blah blah, what’s up with Mr. Fione?
p-pop from the bottom
But, guess she can’t help who she fell in love with and wants. She is no different from a non-celeb woman who falls in love with someone who is totally wrong for them……
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
I……NEED…..SOME……DYCK……NOW…… I’m so fuggin horny and 5:30 is a long time away.
Its yall fault talm bout length, width, cock rings, vibrations oh my……….
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Yall on that cray shait already…
@Yall
Why I been sitting here looking at p-pop from the bottom too.
But somebody said your balls were deflated.
#getbackatmein15yearsyo


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Yso, you gonna make me go investigate what that hoe is known for
Might have to change my ish yo
@Caligirl-not a damn thang, I think he finally got the message, but I will still use him as eye candy on the reg
YSoSerious says:
Everybody talking bout dycks and clyts and Creole come in here with Denzel looking like that…I’m d-o-n-e.
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@ YSO
Dont he look sexy tho?? Got that “come hither” look LAWD have mercy…..
CD, that ish turned me on too yo

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I have decided that I’m going to buy me one of those rings
He was a straight asshole in Training Day but he was sexxy as hell..
<—- WANTS A BIGMAC W/O ONIONS BAD AS CHIT AND I'ON EVEN EAT THAT CHIT!
NOW, BACK ONTOPIC!
DAYUM @ SAMYELL tell us more
yup D RAY is a fluckin fool if i watch that chit mo time
Creole Kimbo… says:
YSoSerious says:
Everybody talking bout dycks and clyts and Creole come in here with Denzel looking like that…I’m d-o-n-e.
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@ YSO
Dont he look sexy tho?? Got that “come hither” look LAWD have mercy…..
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I was watching Mo Betta Blues like a week ago….
In my opinion one of the BEST positions in the world is to have a nicca with good body strength pick you up and you ride him as he is standing up bent forward ever so slightly banging the chit out that G spot.
SN: Make sure that nicca can hold your body weight or both of you summabytches will be on the floor ya dig
@YALL
You don’t need no KDub levels of investigatory skills to know what Smurfette was “up to”. The only puzzy for miles around? Stop playing.
Some called Karaoke KarmaSutra,
Totally baffled as to why this sex talk isn’t getting my juices flowing like normal
OH well!
And LAKES…bring one of those rings…I’ll put in oh my dack and see how yall like it! LOL
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
In my opinion one of the BEST positions in the world is to have a nicca with good body strength pick you up and you ride him as he is standing up bent forward ever so slightly banging the chit out that G spot.
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Thats my finishing move…
I cant wait until April. Give me strength Lord, give me strength. The dreams are getting more and more vivid.
@CREOLE
I don’t even like Denzel like that but goodness…
@LoveZoe
On twitter? Does KKK even have a twitter account if she doens’t good for her
@CD-agreed, but I have to say that nothing beats a good doggystyle action, pulling of the hair, a little pressure around the neck, slapping on the ass, it’s all good
Bootcampgirl – Whew, for a moment I thought you was getting weak.
**Stands up a lil taller and flips hair seductively well HELLO IGO***
Denzel is 57…that really made me dry…I’m holding on to the Mo’ Better Blues Denzel and Training Day Denzel
Choco perhaps if someone told me in private what they wanted to do to me then it might work but um my happy place isnt happy either
@CHOCO
So Nichole is not enjoying this convo?
Choc- No on another website.
@Tatted- Last time we ate at McD my daughter vomited and was sick for days. I HATE going there, I try to stay away from that place. My mom takes them there when they are with her,
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
In my opinion one of the BEST positions in the world is to have a nicca with good body strength pick you up and you ride him as he is standing up bent forward ever so slightly banging the chit out that G spot.
<—- Me falling out a my desk thanking about it
SN: Make sure that nicca can hold your body weight or both of you summabytches will be on the floor ya dig
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All this stuff being talked about and I cant do nothing about nothing…..my hubby been deployed for about 6 months now….seems more like 16 months… *sigh*…..
@LESB **WIGGELS IN HER CHAIR ** I GOT 3 OF THEM RANGS!!
**DRAGS BETTY BOOP TO THE SPOT**
@EAZY SHYT IS CRAY U GETN DEEP AND AT THE SAME TIME THE CL!K IS GETN ACTION :hunch: I NEED A EARLY LUNCH BREAK!! BRB
Stop playing Yso, you for real?
#youbetterbeplaying
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Denzel
What we talmbout
I saw something bout vibrating cock rings (
) 
#Horny
@Choco-I think I got enough flowing for both of us
I don’t even know why i’m setting my self up for nothing, I ain’t had no dack in months 
@creole – Yeah I wanted Denzel to King Kong me! The more ruthless he he got, the more I was squirming yeah daddy…
@CD
If he can’t hold you that long just go in the bathroom (I would say use your dresser but that depends on how sturdy your dresser is). You can put your feet on the countertop for leverage in the same position.
#helpful
ON MY MUTHA FCKIN GAWD IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON SAY CLICK, CLIQUE, INSTEAD OF CLIT I AM GONNA GO THE FCK OFF!
Damn riri must really have that pon de replay snatch to have chris responding back.
Come Mr.Brown pon de replay
Come Mr. brown, won’t you beat me down?
All the gyal pon the dance floor wantin’ some more watts
Come Mr.Brwom, won’t you turn the music up? So know one can hear you and me scream.
It goes one by one, even two by two
Punch in the face let me show you how we do
Let’s go, punch me low, then you bring it up slow
Wind it up one time, wind it back once more
(Come)
Run
(Run)
Run
(Run)
Everybody move
(Run)
Lemme see you move
(And)
Rock it to the groove
(Done)
Well I’m ready for ya
Come let me show ya
You want to shove me
Im’a show you how to move
Come, come Mr.Brown pon de replay
@ YSO….he is my background on my laptop……
*swoons*
@Creole, I sorry bew :hugs: My hubby been deployed 4 times and lawd if it wasnt for my handy Dand bullet I woulda been
and
every dayum day
MY BFF GOT HER NECK SPRANG AND HAD TO GO TO ER OVER THAT FROG HOP
BISH WAS TO HEAVY AND HE WAS DRUNK…
WORE A NECK BRACE FOR A WEEK
LIKE A DAM DOG WITH A CONE ASHAMED AS FUK TOO!!
The ring talk (and me imagining using it) and SamYell’s mini-story got my juices going alittle
djm 
Denzel doesn’t do anything for me either
@Brown
Clique is from the Deion Sanders Jr handbook
High route = high road
Clique = clit
@LOLITA I SAWY
THE CAPS IS SCARING ME!! 
@YALL
You really ain’t know that Smurfette is the only female in Smurf Village? YOU tell ME you’re kidding.
@Brown, Me either. I think he is a nice looking man but no juices flowing or nothing
caligirl says:
@creole – Yeah I wanted Denzel to King Kong me! The more ruthless he he got, the more I was squirming yeah daddy…
All I need is 3 min…maybe even 4…..LOL….
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@ Cali…
off topic:
Can I take my pasta bowl back if I have eaten half of it, and decided that I no likey?
Denzel does nada, but Ealy and Idris?! Hubby even says I would leave him for Ealy.
Ain’t gone hurt nobody we just dancin ya’ll
Ain’t gone hurt nobody out there on the floor
Ain’t gone hurt nobody we just dancin ain’t we
Ain’t gone hurt nobody gonna give you more
o yeah yeah
#helpful
it took you eaten half of it to decide you didnt like it???
#nigashyt
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
In my opinion one of the BEST positions in the world is to have a nicca with good body strength pick you up and you ride him as he is standing up bent forward ever so slightly banging the chit out that G spot.
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YES LAWD THAT CHIT IS THE BEST!!!!
The dude that I lost my virginity to did that to me the first time we flucked and I was going CRAZY!!!
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
**Stands up a lil taller and flips hair seductively well HELLO IGO***
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Hi Chocolate
I picked that one up from Justin Slayer…
The best position=laying on the tummy while he rams the SHAT outcha with ur legs closed..whheew
I’m just feeling the Denzel in Creole’s Gravi right now. Normally…
Now Ealy and Elba
@Yso
ION Nichole is acting anti-social
@Lolita I can dig it normally Im aroused by these convos tho
iheart405 says:
@Creole, I sorry bew My hubby been deployed 4 times and lawd if it wasnt for my handy Dand bullet I woulda been and every dayum day
for a min now
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@ iheart….thank you…….Seems like as soon as got back from my deployment they sent him and I just cant find the time to “relax” myself…..At the end of the day after my daughter goes to bed, im too tired…..so I been
@Eazy
:hunch: FROM THE BACK WITH LEGS CLOSED HAIR WRAPD IN HIS FIST…BAAAM BAAAAM BAAAM 
@brown
I was waiting for somebody to say something…Because it family blog, I thought that’s why Clique was used.
iheart405 says:
What we talmbout I saw something bout vibrating cock rings ( )
#Horny
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The Ring didnt Mean a Thing
whaooooooooooo whaooooooooooo
The best position=laying on the tummy while he rams the SHAT outcha with ur legs closed
Specially if you can arch that thang just so. AND KEEP IT THERE!!!
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My favorite.
Yso, of course I knew she was the only girl. But I thought she was like their sister or something.
I do recall her being brought or made by a spell (don’t recall if it was gargomel or papa smurf), but I surely didn’t know she was no hoe
Eazy Does It says:
The best position=laying on the tummy while he rams the SHAT outcha with ur legs closed..whheew
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww That’s my Shiat!!!!!!!
All the positions discussed I’ve done learn me something new
@Brown
Only to recieve a free pasta bowl upon next visit?? Where they do that at?
*waits for somebody to pull me outta my funk*
@Choco, YOU tell us some new positions ma’am
Fave Position (well one of them): him on top/ me on bottom, legs over his shoulders, while he’s pounding.
*shivers*
Awesome just ignore me
Choco aka Hippie says:
All the positions discussed I’ve done learn me something new

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Yeah right
Ealy
Idris 
Me and Mr. Ealy look like we could be brother and sister
@Iheart
I was with my older kids dad off and on for 9 years. Couldnt let the nicca go for nothing in the world. We would break up get back together do that chit all ova again. One time we broke for 6 months during that time I met somebody else and BABY he pulled that move on me and I neva looked back. My kids father was like what you mean we not gone EVA, EVA, EVA get back together again. Did I mention that the nicca was FUKKIN FINE as hell also. My kids daddy ask me to this day what made you know it was over for good
One of my faves is reverse cowgirl with my feet under his balls
A rooling chair some pineaple rings and a candle… :hunch: **day dreams** I HATE YALL RIGHT NOW!!
:poopcorn:
Awesome my coworker pissed me off so i was just ventin just overlook me
@YALL
I don’t know if she was their sister but or not but she was still the only girl and some folks don’t care about being related.
Speaking of, where BluPhi been at?
Who said on this post that HIV/AIDS doesn’t know sexual orientation or color but it just knows dumb? I can’t go look I am sneaking right now….
@Iheart
#SQUIRTER
I don’t have any new positions I’ve been banged out in every which way except for the Karma Sutra ones – I need to look into that again I don’t have a favorite position cuz every position feels good to me and I like doing different positions during one round so a lot of bases get covered – what I do enjoy is being banged out so bad my body is limp
@YALL I ALMOST GOT A TONSILECTOMY THAT WAY!!
I FELT MY HEART GETN POKED!!
GM everyone
… I havent read the comments but im willing to bet the topic is sex 
Just slam me down, flip me over, throw me in the face down azz up position, and I’m good!!!
*wishes I was at home handcuffed to the office chair while getting
* Sigh 
BORIS KUDJO…whe’s he’s clean shaven..
I Go There says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
**Stands up a lil taller and flips hair seductively well HELLO IGO***
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Hi Chocolate
I picked that one up from Justin Slayer…
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Man i saw Baby Boy when JOdy mama was gettin it like that i was taskin notes and shit tryin to figure out how i was gonna my lady in the air like that…
Yall got my darn prssure up!!!
Yall even had a hip moving guy, you know the hips go left to right and just dig all up into you, while pounding?

My Goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JMO
Hey!!!!! How’s is your vaca going? Did you watch the WIZ yet?
Oh yeah nothing like riding a niccas………………FACE
I love making love to that tongue. Be pulling out my best TWERK moves. 
From the back if her azz is up just right that shait is amazing…
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Iheart
I don’t have any new positions I’ve been banged out in every which way except for the Karma Sutra ones – I need to look into that again I don’t have a favorite position cuz every position feels good to me and I like doing different positions during one round so a lot of bases get covered – what I do enjoy is being banged out so bad my body is limp #SQUIRTER
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I think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@IHEART ME TOO!!
Yeah right
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For real Cali chit he aint puttn it in my ear or belly button so yeah mouth – check, ass – check, Nichole – check, boobie fuk – check
I need to be able to do a somersault from the floor and land on his PEEN thats some new chit
Not feeling Boris. When Ealy was in Takers with that tailor suit, my my my. When Idris talk in his native talk, I just whew!
Paris Hilton is free to party at the Wynn hotels once more.
The heiress, who was banned from Steve Wynn’s Las Vegas hotspots after she was busted for cocaine possession at the Wynn Hotel in 2010, has now made peace with the tycoon.
Hilton partied at Surrender nightclub at Wynn’s Encore hotel on Wednesday night, a rep for the venue confirms to Gossip Cop.
She also hit up Moon nightclub at the Palms with her ex-boyfriend Cy Waits’ twin brother Jesse, who runs Wynn’s XS and Tryst nightclubs.
Missing was Hilton’s former beau, who was fired from Wynn’s establishments after he was arrested with Hilton in August for driving under the influence of marijuana.
News of Hilton’s ban being lifted was first reported by the Las Vegas Review-Journal
@mannie – Core musluces….Stamnia
Lawd yes that is good workout and ummmhmmm yeah do it feel good.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Yeah right
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For real Cali chit he aint puttn it in my ear or belly button so yeah mouth – check, ass – check, Nichole – check, boobie fuk – check
I need to be able to do a somersault from the floor and land on his PEEN thats some new chit
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Spin on his dack, while holding on to a ceiling fan.
WHOEVER GAVE ME THE FROZEN FRUIT TRICK FOR MY AGUA… THANKS I LOOOVE THIS STRAWBERRYS

Mannie says:
I Go There says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
**Stands up a lil taller and flips hair seductively well HELLO IGO***
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Hi Chocolate
I picked that one up from Justin Slayer…
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Man i saw Baby Boy when JOdy mama was gettin it like that i was taskin notes and **** tryin to figure out how i was gonna my lady in the air like that…
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Dawg Ving Rhames had her azz folded up like a lawn chair… I got it from Black Girls get nasty Too
I think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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JMO
Has anyone ever got banged out while you were on the phone talking to somebody. Sounding like you stuttering and chit. Man my dude for some reason loves to give it to me from behind as soon as I get on the phone. And when I look at him like what are you doing he puts his finger to his mouth and says Shhhhhhhh and mouths keep talking
@Choco – I’m feelng you..I saw a stripper in Vegas do a hand stand, down to a split, then back up in dude crotch with her hand between her legs. I was so impressed, I threw he a damn 20.00
Yeah right
this bish 
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@Choco, Squirt you say
the first time I squirted I thought I was pissing on myself 
I just love to be pounded out from the back til my legs are like bambis when she first tried to walk and I’m questiong if this nigga was trying to give me a partial hysterectomy
*feeling the juices flowing*
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Oh yeah nothing like riding a niccas………………FACE
I will grind so hard till I cant take anymore…
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Splash…
Yall nasty….
*Scrolls up to find where the sex talk began*
@Choco for making sure she cites the source to avoid being accused of plagarism…..Please insert laughing smiling here.
BOOOOOOOOO TO EVERYONE HAVIN SEX!
Choc- I have! Trying to keep my composure while getting it in.
Two mornings ago, talking to my 80 year old aunt….It was hard…She she do you have asthma, why you breathing so hard.
IM IN NEED OF A FACE TO SIT ON!!
YALL MO’FUKAS GOT ME HOT!! 
I Go There says:
From the back if her azz is up just right that shait is amazing
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laying flat with them legs closed
@ChocD, My hubby loves to do that chit too
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Has anyone ever got banged out while you were on the phone talking to somebody. Sounding like you stuttering and chit. Man my dude for some reason loves to give it to me from behind as soon as I get on the phone. And when I look at him like what are you doing he puts his finger to his mouth and says Shhhhhhhh and mouths keep talking
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I love doin that to my girl…its a power thing…her friends be SO MAD at me…her momma cussed me out for it before…
ION care it feels GOOD
Eazy Does It says:
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
Oh yeah nothing like riding a niccas………………FACE
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I call it surfing
Spin on his dack, while holding on to a ceiling fan.
fukn upper body twisted pussy confused and disconbulated and his peen tryn to unwind the twist it’s in 
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You tryna make me look stupid or sumpn
@OGMOMMY
But won’t you break something doing that?
#ThingsChibyHasSaid
Brown, I’m in the same boat, until…. (pretty soon)
@Lakes
That was me chica! It makes a world of difference right?
I’m
today, so I’m lurking and
by posting…
caligirl says:
Two mornings ago, talking to my 80 year old aunt….It was hard…She she do you have asthma, why you breathing so hard.
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LMFAO
Fav song ret now is All We DO- Young Jeezy….:whistle:
Splash…

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I
to rap music
Yall still crazy says:
@ 2cents
Brown, I’m in the same boat, until…. (pretty soon)
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Yall you going to see that dude again?
@FEFE WELL THANK U MAMI IT GIVES MY AGUA FLAVOR WITHOUT THE DAM SUGAR
IM A TIP RIDING GRINDING FAN!! SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TIP *SIGH*
omg Sandra. Ur going out with a bang aint ya?
how does one :hunchlikerabbits: to rap music?
Choco aka Hippie says:
Spin on his dack, while holding on to a ceiling fan.
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You tryna make me look stupid or sumpn fukn upper body twisted pussy confused and disconbulated and his peen tryn to unwind the twist it’s in
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Been fuked while talking on phone doesnt work for me Im a moaner and when I release lets just say Im not preoccupied with anything else
@CD
The very first time I “dined in” my then girl was on the phone with her grandma.
*marks 2cent off the list since her ass dont follow instructions*
I can barely listen to rap let alone grind and moan to that chit my body would naturally start waving GANG signs in the middle of sex
@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE
GET ME HOTTER!! :hunch:
where is redeemed at? certainly she can throw some scripchas all up and thru this post
@Choco
Usually at about the time I’m about to bust I just hang the fukk out
@SamYell
Not grandma FREAK
@2cents
I love my login
Hershey says:
where is redeemed at? certainly she can throw some scripchas all up and thru this post
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Dont talk that mood killer up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERSHEY
you have one week
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!!
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I wish a chic would put on some damn Wayne or Jeezy… she gon wish she didnt. I would try to beat her damn back in… yall gangsta
Usually at about the time I’m about to bust I just hang the fukk out
Bout to say shorty I’d be mad at the other party on the phone interrupting my flow 
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Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fuck, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fluck, meee!)
@Brown,
Blame Cricket cheap azz not me, it’s all luv bewski.
@Easy
My dude loves to get it in to some rap music. Nicca be thankin he Pac and chit banging the hell outta me. I secretly FUKKIN LOVE the chit but to him I be like seriously can we put on something a lil slower please
@Eazy, I have and it’s just something that makes me feel extra gangsta and chit
I be talking big chit until he starts pounding me so hard I cant even complete my thoughts….
2cents I outta kick yo cheap ass for bein with crickett, at least upgrade to uscellualr
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!!
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I wish a chic would put on some damn Wayne or Jeezy… she gon wish she didnt. I would try to beat her damn back in… yall gangsta
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MAN cant you tell the chicks in this joint LOVE to have the a$$ wrecked these are some of the freakiest
Im back
@Choco
I have given some fukked up advice to friends and family because every response becomes, Yes, Ion know, oh, I know that’s right, Ok and they be like what the hell are you talm bout fool
@hershey ….I didn’t even know it was you…..How ya doern?
@Choco and Lakes that music makes my mentality go from the screwee to the screwer!
mannie, you better show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T yo
But, yeah, either me going, or him coming.
@waving gang signs
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*comes in w/loose azz nun suit on, wire thin glasses & a ruler*
*cracks the fugg outta some knuckles w/my ruler*
Mannie says:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!!
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I wish a chic would put on some damn Wayne or Jeezy… she gon wish she didnt. I would try to beat her damn back in… yall gangsta
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MAN cant you tell the chicks in this joint LOVE to have the a$$ wrecked these are some of the freakiest
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IDK they might be freaky…Im just wondering how many of them might need a stunt puzzay to help em out.
Yall mofos funnys as hell! Imma be Sean my alter ego when I get to him again
@IGo thats what they think when I put my music on, until the SHYT hits the fan
Chief wtf yo scarey ass gon do with a real puzzy let alone a stunt puzzy
Waymen’t I though …… was :homoswitch: lemme find out he’s not..hmmmmm…
Brown is your handle supposed to say “Mr” Furleys jumpoff
#helpful
MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAY :wave: How you doing sugah lumps!
“Jennifer Lopez doesn’t waste time,” begins a piece in Star, which goes on to report that even though “her divorce from Marc Anthony has yet to be finalized,” the singer and “American Idol” judge is “already talking about marrying” her younger boyfriend, dancer Casper Smart.
According to a “source” for the tabloid, Lopez told Smart “that as soon as the divorce goes through, she wants to run away with him and get married.”
Would this be the same Star “source” who said Lopez was going on a vacation to save her marriage to Anthony (NEVER HAPPENED); “still living” with the singer (NOPE); trying to “patch up” her marriage to Anthony (WRONG); “on the fence” about divorcing him (NOT TRUE); and using Bradley Cooper to “teach Marc a lesson” (FAIL)?
Anyway, Star’s “source” now goes on to say in an entirely fabricated quote that Lopez’s mother “Guadalupe, and J. Lo’s younger sister Lynda are begging her to take a step back, if only for the sake of [her 3-year-old twins] Max and Emme.”
But that’s not all.
The “source” also seems to know that “Marc is still close to Guadalupe, and he just about lost it when she told him that Jennifer wants to remarry.”
Oh, there’s more.
“J. Lo says Casper is the first guy who really gets her, and that he’s great with Max and Emme,” says the “source,” adding, “The more people interfere, the more adamant she becomes about tying the knot with Casper.”
Who knew Star put out a magazine every week and ran a farm, because this sure seems like a lot of bulls**t.
Lopez’s rep simply dismissed the tab’s report as “inaccurate.”
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Jacked from Gossip Cop and I’m inclined to believe some of this story Jennifer loves to be in a relationship she should learn how to be on her own as far as not having a man to validate her all the time
Yall still crazy says:
mannie, you better show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T yo
But, yeah, either me going, or him coming.
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@waving gang signs
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I got mad respect for a woman that knows what she wants sexually i am a willing student teach me sh!t…the more you c u m the better the sex is for me…
Again mad for respect for the ladies in here…
Damn, Brown giving folks deadlines and ish
No shame I will need a stunt pussy but that’s when Sean (alterego) shows up
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@Choco
I have given some fukked up advice to friends and family because every response becomes, Yes, Ion know, oh, I know that’s right, Ok and they be like what the hell are you talm bout fool
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This happened to me last new years eve
and decided to call my mom to tell her happy early new year. Well hubby decided to come out,bend me over the fire pit and proceeded to fluck the raw dawg chit outta me. Mama talkin bout what cakes and pies she done baked and my azz talmbout some ummm hmmm,i know that’s right and she was like girl what you talmbout?? I just put the phone down and acted like the signal died 
I was sitting on the back porch naked (hubby and I had just finished round 1) wrapped up in a blanket
and decided to call my mom.
@cali … I haven’t watched it yet. Ive been busy looking for wedding dresses for my best friend then I come home get bored & go to sleep lol
@Cd … I knew u would catch on to that Sandra comment
@Mannie …
for falling in love w/choco
@CD
Made her snatch her arms down fast and she hit me in the head with the receiver. I didn’t care though. Grandma got hung up on but that episode didn’t end well….
What about when that dyck so good you get to calling em names and chit “black mufugga”
Brown, I’ll text you tonight went home to NOLA for Xmas,
Mannie, I swear if I had her bible dot com name I would tell her to promptly come save all these freaky azz sinna’s and you know she’d step up to the mic and
her lil heart out 
(bully voice) That’s what I thought
and
@Eazy
My sex drive is always speeding
I can dig it YO!
@2 cents
I am a Professor of dirty talk
When we get through he be like what was that about, why you call me that
In the heat of the moment I am liable to say anything
#Teamnofilter
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Chief wtf yo scarey ass gon do with a real puzzy let alone a stunt puzzy
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YOU have no ideal…. dont let the demeanor fool you
This aint no easy win over here. Fk around and have your ass in traction… keep thinking its sweet over here.
I Go There says:
Mannie says:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!!
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I wish a chic would put on some damn Wayne or Jeezy… she gon wish she didnt. I would try to beat her damn back in… yall gangsta
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MAN cant you tell the chicks in this joint LOVE to have the a$$ wrecked these are some of the freakiest
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IDK they might be freaky…Im just wondering how many of them might need a stunt puzzay to help em out.
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Right the same chicks that talk cash trash about what they gonna do and how they gonna have you sprung be the first ones talking bout a nig is to deep or start runnin from the d…I get mad at that cause if you think you bout to fluck a pro and you get a rookie while you bring your best porn star game I mean thats the worst case of blue balls….
436 I Go There says:
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Chief wtf yo scarey ass gon do with a real puzzy let alone a stunt puzzy
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YOU have no ideal…. dont let the demeanor fool you
This aint no easy win over here. Fk around and have your ass in traction… keep thinking its sweet over here.
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WELL BE ABOUT THAT SHYT!
ole sweet ass
@ 2cents memba when Bernie Mac said that? You crossed eyed muhfugga, oooooh oooohhhhooooohhhhh, you broke azz ni**a, oooooohhhhhh chit, ooooohhhhh
I’ve had some dack that made me do just that…he’s a then-tha-tize man (in my
accent) and chit said I hurt his feelings, NOT 
#goodyckdoesthedamnestthangstome
Dirty Talk when I can Im usually mind fuking him and grunting and panting sometimes I have wind for talking
@ Smurfette – I didn’t know anyone caught my “sister act!”
chocolate divalicious aka CD says:
@2 cents
I am a Professor of dirty talk When we get through he be like what was that about, why you call me that In the heat of the moment I am liable to say anything
#Teamnofilter
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lmao

DAMN sits in the couch in da
eating
and enjoying these sexual positions
Eazy Does It says:
@IGo thats what they think when I put my music on, until the SHYT hits the fan
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Oh yeah…
How long can you hold your breath?
just asking cause if you dont like a firm grip around your neck then…..
@Choco
Girl I have threatened his life, his family life all type of stupid chit
@Chocolate
I’m the worse, but now the other party has a pink toes so it doesn’t have the same affect saying work that black uhm beige thang lol
Damn ChocD
Well as I stated no shame I do need a stunt pussy and that’s Sean eff yall niccas
I Go There says:
Eazy Does It says:
@IGo thats what they think when I put my music on, until the SHYT hits the fan
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Oh yeah…
How long can you hold your breath?
just asking cause if you dont like a firm grip around your neck then…..
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MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
436 I Go There says:
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Chief wtf yo scarey ass gon do with a real puzzy let alone a stunt puzzy
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YOU have no ideal…. dont let the demeanor fool you
This aint no easy win over here. Fk around and have your ass in traction… keep thinking its sweet over here.
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WELL BE ABOUT THAT SHYT!
ole sweet ass
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Alright now….
*joins Knowledge in
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@Iheart
Trust me there sometimes is alot of apologizing on my part afterwards. He just shrugs the chit off now I think he expects me to spaz out now. I guess he rates that on how good the dyck is
Choco aka Hippie says:
Well as I stated no shame I do need a stunt pussy and that’s Sean eff yall niccas
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Sean huh….
Excuse me
I meant to say ole sweet sensitive ass!
<<<<< Doesn't mind a firm grip around my neck from time to time
DJM
@IGo for about 15 seconds…but i just prefer that grasp on my hair, its all mine so that makes it extra ruff
@CHOCOD
Damn chick you a BEAST literally when getting banged
*lets yallC in the mink* hands some
Do yall wanna move this to another post that loads quicker let me know
Véro
Yall
oh so you brang yo ass in and go straight to yall c……bet!
@Choco
Yes please and thanks. Which one?
the solange post
You cut me last time Double L
K
*takes some popcorn but lets the butter drip on me*
Right the same chicks that talk cash trash about what they gonna do and how they gonna have you sprung be the first ones talking bout a nig is to deep or start runnin from the d…I get mad at that cause if you think you bout to fluck a pro and you get a rookie while you bring your best porn star game I mean thats the worst case of blue balls….
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I had this one chic talk SOOO much shait about how I couldnt handle her and she would have me going crazy… man I tried to fking humiliate her azz…right in the middle of it I had her call her girl and tell her “who was beating the puzzay up”
@2cents & CD …
… CD, lemme find out you acting like ole girl in deuce bigalow, screaming chit during sex 
What about that awkward moment when u fuggin and the preacher comes on tv
… I know that hasnt jus happened to me…
@iheart …
Wigga bites the chit out of my azz while punding the backside firmly, hawt as hail, but I’m mad and sore as chit the next day and wandering why?
#dycknotized
SOLO POST YALL LETS MOVE
Eazy Does It says:
@IGo for about 15 seconds…but i just prefer that grasp on my hair, its all mine so that makes it extra ruff
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Okay… But if a few strands come out then thats on you.
MsOnederful says:
Waymen’t I though
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Me too.
*turns my head while Knowledge and Brown make up*
W(HO)RES!!
(puts the Fabuloso on to boil)
@SAM
But I ain’t wanna say nothing since I’m being nice till the new year and all.
iheart405 says:
@ Igo making her call her friend to tell them who’s puzzy it was I love yo azz
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You got damn right I did… talking all that fk shait.
I was like where all that shait talking now… Im sorry Im sorry Im sorry…. I think I just got pissed again thinking bout that shait.
@IGO
THATS SESY AS FUK THO!! 
One of yall better go throw mannie a stunt puzzay or something because he’s about to hurt himself in the solo post
@YALL
I think there is enough stunting going on already, don’t you?
Allow people to move on…
SamYell JacksEm says:
MsOnederful says:
Waymen’t I though
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Me too.
Yea I was like where did that come from!!??? All this time every time i saw him post. I thought HOW HE DOING? *Wendy williams voice*
I am so lost as usual in this post. Recap anyone Please!!!!!
I think I said this all along
I agree with whoever said only THEY really know their relationship. As long as they both got counseling I would not care if they wanted to be friends or reunite. They were BOTH young and dumb.
Peachizz says:
Allow people to move on…
Let us all move on in 2012. Happy Holidays To All. May we all stick together and get rid of the Kash Kows making money, and send them to no mans land like we did Paris Hilton. If we don’t pay attention, they do go away. I do give thumbs up to Kris Humphs.
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Sandra had so many posts I had to pick one to comment in. I am Tarty For The
Not sure what the big deal is… IF they choose to be together (after the court order expires) or IF these are subliminal tweets, who cares? Sometimes you really can’t help who you love and just because you love someone who is wrong for you doesn’t mean that you will be with him/her.
ALSO, I think Chris misses Rih Rih just as much as she misses him. IF the media and blogs would stay out of their business, they could just do them. I sure hope their love for each other doesn’t cause anyone else to lose sleep. #justsayin