Utter and Complete Twitter #FAIL

Awwww chit, that’s what I’m tom’bout (in my Della Reese voice from Harlem Nights)

IDK in my honest opinion I dont think that tweet was directed toward Rihanna I just don’t see Chris missing and pining for her the way she does for him

Aww damn…. Its about to get REAL thick up in here

@ 2cent! You’re so pretty in your gravi! Must I hatechu?!

BigCity (all three of those belong to YOU)

@ Jazi & her chicken chest brown!

#NOTTOFUGGIN’DAY

Cfreeeeeeeeeee

Y’all know Sandra just starting sht. It’s her thing.

Either buckle up or bail out cause the sht is rolling with or without us today.

And where are the date/time stamps for these tweets????
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My point exactly why I didn’t bite the bait

love is some kind of powerful…wonder how Karate feels about this?

CFREE says:

Hopscotch anyone?

*rips buttoned clothes off, sets up hopscotch*

How you doing?

So Deiondra just tweeted #haters are just admirers, I wonder who she was referring to
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Bish, ain’t referring to us, because she done forgot who her daddy is, and the fact that she is an embarrassment to her family.

I ain’t no embarrassement to my family Hmmp

Usher needs to have a _/ he got WAY too many of his own issues to worry about somebody else.

mannie, so :stop: trying to tell Auntie how to run her blog yo

and

CFREE!!

I’m rolling in the deep right along with ya.

Heeey Boot

Heeey Les

@ Naija! &

I agree that Chrianna would still be somewhere beating then fcking the sht out of each other if the incident had been kept in the closet.

Mannie says:

Yall still crazy says:

mannie, so :stop: trying to tell Auntie how to run her blog yo

and

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Looks around…Did you read all of my post??? I dont think you did… read them all then comeback to me…

Fool please ( and I say that with love) #isawoneandonewasenough and

while you work @2cents

*yelling* She’s gotta a gun :tryme:

@LESB AWW MY BAYYYYBAAAY FROM BACK IN THE GOOD SR DAYS LOOOVE ME LOONG TIME!! LOOOONG LOOONG TIME!! :hunch:

@YALL

*watches CFree and Yall from my porch steps*

@LESB I MISSD U SOO **LICKS SIDE OF UR CHEECK**

Mannie says:

The Makeup Maven says:

Ooooh, I know Mannie is NOT tryna come for MY Smurfette!!!

(did you see the post that Mannie directed towards…….)

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LOL Your smurf come for my neck once a week so i gotta get mine in sometimes…

:stop: Watch it buddy (old western cowboy voice)

AND, ION see no neck (my voice)

*makes mental note to tell Lesbin to NEVER take off her beater EVER AGAIN* You need to wear that in the winter time, yo!

NO NECK YALL IGNANT

Did I just see correctly that MY Smurfette said that “someone” had no neck???

@ Lakes – oh you peeped that comment too?!

@BETTY BOOP LESB IS SESY IN HER BEATER
@CHOCO RIRI WOULD BE JUMPIN ON THAT DACK RIGHT NOW IF SHE KNEW IT WOULDNT FUK UP HER AND HIS CARRER.. I DOTN BLAME HER HE SESY… ESSCARY SESY BUT SESY NONE THE LESS

SAM!! :hugs:

(calls the police on you for being a creepy porch watcher)

*sets up traps all over this post for nn*

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:mykeyboardwashacked:

@YALL I CANT AND WILL NOT TALK SHYT TODAY LOOKN STUCK AWW FUK IT IM LOGING OFF YALL IGNANT!!!

I think if they got back together it would ruin her fanbase as well..
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It could but does she really have a fanbase I don’t follow or admire Rihanna so ION about her but with him he had so much more backlash from the event that it would seem mos folks would just throw their hands in the air for both actually!

@BOOT AND EAZY THE RING IS AN AMAZIN LIL THING AINT IT!!

@ Mannie – now to you!!!! :stop: IT! JUST :stop: IT!

@MANNIE IT COMES FROM A PLACE OF LOOOVE SHE JUST PLAYING..

THAT SMURFFET IS A SLORE THO 99 MEN AND ONE BISH SHE GETING IT IN!! :hunch: :blow:

Wait…Are we talking about Breezy and c0ck rings?

@ Choco – I’m w/2Cents. I need my daily dose today!

*gets out needle & need some ‘ron in order to insert*

I called Smurfette a ho yesterday but that’s not the point.

Width is more important than length.

#TruFax

@ Brown for adding her part into the Mannie & Smurfette Mini-Series!

Oh my @ Lesbin! I ain’t tryna have to issues w/Lakes!

IF I HAVE TO ASK CHOCO ONE MO’GEN ABOUT MY DAILY DOSE OF GOSSIP HEROINE (pronounced Hair’ron), I’MMA GO OWF UP IN HERE!

<—- WONDERS IF MY E-BOO IS LURKING!!!

@BETTY BOOP NAW NO FIGHTING I SHARE WITH MY BETTY BOOP <<ALL THREE OF US!! SHARING IS CARING **WITH BOOPS HIPS AND AND LESB SESY BODY BISH FINNA BE IN HEAAAVEN!!**

@ Smurfette

Don’t do it, please don’t do it

Damn @ Tatted I trying to find you some hot puss

*pulls Yso back in*

@ Mannie – Is that a compliment???

Those tweets were from the last couple of days

@BOOT NO WORRIES I NEED A LIL ESSTRA BREAK TODAY AFTER MEMBERING THE RING FIRST ONE I GOT WAS OK THIS DIFERENT LEVELS IS THE SHYT .COM!!

New Hollywood couple alert: Hangover hunk Bradley Cooper and Columbiana hottie Zoe Saldana are hooking up.

EXCLUSIVE!

Sexy Item Alert: Bradley Cooper Is “Totally Dating” Zoe Saldana!

Now here’s someone who does not prefer Ryan Gosling to Bradley Cooper.

The reigning Sexiest Man Alive and Zoe Saldana are dating and they’re extremely happy about it, sources exclusively tell E! News. And we hear that the pair are just now starting to tell family and friends that they’re an item.

What? You didn’t expect either one of them to remain on the market for long, did you?

A rep for Saldana, who recently filmed The Words with—and got to practice kissing—Cooper, denied that the costars were anything more than friends a month ago, after their appearance together at a Manhattan nightclub prompted romantic speculation.

But as recently as last week, a source tells E! News, they were telling friends that they had plans to go skiing in the Rockies together over the holidays.

“They are totally dating,” the source says.

Reps for both stars did not immediately return requests for comment.

Saldana and her boyfriend of nearly 11 years, Keith Britton, called off their engagement and revealed that they had broken up in early November.

Jacked from Gossip

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

somebody’s balls dropped, have fun Yall

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*stutters* But, but, but, IONO how to play with no dropped balls yo

*fills up gossip needled*

Ashton Kutcher spent Christmas in Italy with a new flame.

Ashton Kutcher is flaunting a new woman and sources say he hooked up with her prior to splitting from wife Demi Moore last month. The actor, 33, spent Christmas in Italy with screenwriter Lorene Scafaria who, until recently, was dating The OC actor Adam Brody. In exclusive Us Weekly photos, the duo were snapped checking out the sights in Italy, including the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa over the Christmas holiday. During their private sojourn, the couple tooled around in a Porsche Carrera Sports 2011 and holed up at a private pad.During a romantic lunch at Pizzeria Trattoria Toscana in Pisa on Christmas Eve, they “held hands,” witness Alex Thorpe tells Us. “They shared spaghetti, and he paid.” Meanwhile Moore, 49, kept a low-profile, spending her holidays with family including daughter Rumer Willis in Parrot Cay. “She’s doing really well,” a source tells Us. “[She’s] waiting for all of her stuff to come out in the new year [including] her Lifetime show that she’s executive producing.” Despite 33-year-old Scafaria’s romance with Brody and Kutcher’s marriage to Moore, a source says they have been stoking a romance since meeting in February, when Kutcher tried out for a film she wrote.”Ashton started seeing her while each was in a relationship,” says a source. Reps for both Kutcher and Scafaria deny this and tell Us. “They’re just friends.” And it wasn’t the first field trip for the duo — on Dec. 9 and 10, they cozied up at Yellowstone Club ski resort (snowboarding and playing shuffleboard) in Montana. Kutcher’s ex Moore, of course, announced their plans to divorce in late November following his revealed affair with a different woman, 22-year-old Sara Leal in September.
Jacked from Us Weekly

Mannie says:

The Makeup Maven says:

@ Mannie – Is that a compliment???

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Yes it most certainly is… You is FOINE… Yeah say it just like i typed it…
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Awwww, well thank you, Mannie. I appreicate that. It’s amazing what black can do for me! Now, I’m tryna get rid of the dimples, wrankles & folds! THAT BLACK IS A BEAST THO!

@Bootcamp girl
It’s for the clique really, it just goes on the dyck. It works best if you’re sitting upright grinding or if I’m on top and you p-pop from the bottom.

@Cali
I know the pic of them together is even cuter they do look comfy

Whoever’s horny, should go have a restroom break #helpful

@CFree
I was watching that last night. Too funny.

Bootcamp girl – Hey how ya doing blah blah blah, what’s up with Mr. Fione?

CD, that ish turned me on too yo
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I have decided that I’m going to buy me one of those rings

<—- WANTS A BIGMAC W/O ONIONS BAD AS CHIT AND I'ON EVEN EAT THAT CHIT!

NOW, BACK ONTOPIC!

Creole Kimbo… says:

YSoSerious says:

Everybody talking bout dycks and clyts and Creole come in here with Denzel looking like that…I’m d-o-n-e.
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@ YSO

Dont he look sexy tho?? Got that “come hither” look LAWD have mercy…..
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I was watching Mo Betta Blues like a week ago….

@YALL

You don’t need no KDub levels of investigatory skills to know what Smurfette was “up to”. The only puzzy for miles around? Stop playing.

Totally baffled as to why this sex talk isn’t getting my juices flowing like normal OH well!

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

In my opinion one of the BEST positions in the world is to have a nicca with good body strength pick you up and you ride him as he is standing up bent forward ever so slightly banging the chit out that G spot.
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Thats my finishing move…

@CREOLE

I don’t even like Denzel like that but goodness…

@LESB **WIGGELS IN HER CHAIR ** I GOT 3 OF THEM RANGS!! **DRAGS BETTY BOOP TO THE SPOT**
@EAZY SHYT IS CRAY U GETN DEEP AND AT THE SAME TIME THE CL!K IS GETN ACTION :hunch: I NEED A EARLY LUNCH BREAK!! BRB

What we talmbout I saw something bout vibrating cock rings ( )
#Horny

@creole – Yeah I wanted Denzel to King Kong me! The more ruthless he he got, the more I was squirming yeah daddy…

MY BFF GOT HER NECK SPRANG AND HAD TO GO TO ER OVER THAT FROG HOP BISH WAS TO HEAVY AND HE WAS DRUNK… WORE A NECK BRACE FOR A WEEK LIKE A DAM DOG WITH A CONE ASHAMED AS FUK TOO!!

@LOLITA I SAWY THE CAPS IS SCARING ME!!

@Brown, Me either. I think he is a nice looking man but no juices flowing or nothing

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

In my opinion one of the BEST positions in the world is to have a nicca with good body strength pick you up and you ride him as he is standing up bent forward ever so slightly banging the chit out that G spot.

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YES LAWD THAT CHIT IS THE BEST!!!!

The dude that I lost my virginity to did that to me the first time we flucked and I was going CRAZY!!!

@Yso
ION Nichole is acting anti-social
@Lolita I can dig it normally Im aroused by these convos tho

@ Bootcamp thanks for flowing but I’s a selfish heffa I wanna my flow to be mine :hugs:

@Eazy :hunch: FROM THE BACK WITH LEGS CLOSED HAIR WRAPD IN HIS FIST…BAAAM BAAAAM BAAAM

iheart405 says:

What we talmbout I saw something bout vibrating cock rings ( )
#Horny
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The Ring didnt Mean a Thing

whaooooooooooo whaooooooooooo

Yso, of course I knew she was the only girl. But I thought she was like their sister or something.

I do recall her being brought or made by a spell (don’t recall if it was gargomel or papa smurf), but I surely didn’t know she was no hoe

All the positions discussed I’ve done learn me something new

I say clique because clit don’t show up on here.

@Choco, YOU tell us some new positions ma’am

One of my faves is reverse cowgirl with my feet under his balls

:poopcorn:

@YALL

I don’t know if she was their sister but or not but she was still the only girl and some folks don’t care about being related.

Speaking of, where BluPhi been at?

@Iheart
I don’t have any new positions I’ve been banged out in every which way except for the Karma Sutra ones – I need to look into that again I don’t have a favorite position cuz every position feels good to me and I like doing different positions during one round so a lot of bases get covered – what I do enjoy is being banged out so bad my body is limp #SQUIRTER

*wishes I was at home handcuffed to the office chair while getting * Sigh

Yall even had a hip moving guy, you know the hips go left to right and just dig all up into you, while pounding?
My Goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah right
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For real Cali chit he aint puttn it in my ear or belly button so yeah mouth – check, ass – check, Nichole – check, boobie fuk – check

I need to be able to do a somersault from the floor and land on his PEEN thats some new chit

@mannie – Core musluces….Stamnia

Lawd yes that is good workout and ummmhmmm yeah do it feel good.

WHOEVER GAVE ME THE FROZEN FRUIT TRICK FOR MY AGUA… THANKS I LOOOVE THIS STRAWBERRYS

I think i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah right
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this bish

Two mornings ago, talking to my 80 year old aunt….It was hard…She she do you have asthma, why you breathing so hard.

Spin on his dack, while holding on to a ceiling fan.
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You tryna make me look stupid or sumpn fukn upper body twisted pussy confused and disconbulated and his peen tryn to unwind the twist it’s in

@ 2cents

Brown, I’m in the same boat, until…. (pretty soon)

Splash…
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Yall still crazy says:

@ 2cents

Brown, I’m in the same boat, until…. (pretty soon)
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Yall you going to see that dude again?

Been fuked while talking on phone doesnt work for me Im a moaner and when I release lets just say Im not preoccupied with anything else

@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!! :hunch:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!!
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I wish a chic would put on some damn Wayne or Jeezy… she gon wish she didnt. I would try to beat her damn back in… yall gangsta

Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fuck, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (fluck, meee!)

at Fuking like he Pac

mannie, you better show some R-E-S-P-E-C-T yo

But, yeah, either me going, or him coming.
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@waving gang signs

Mannie says:

I Go There says:

!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

@EAZY BISH I LOOOVES U RIGHT NOW!! I DONE FUKD TO WAYNE AND JEEZY!! SOMETHING ABOUT THE GET ME HOTTER!!
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I wish a chic would put on some damn Wayne or Jeezy… she gon wish she didnt. I would try to beat her damn back in… yall gangsta
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MAN cant you tell the chicks in this joint LOVE to have the a$$ wrecked these are some of the freakiest
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IDK they might be freaky…Im just wondering how many of them might need a stunt puzzay to help em out.

“Jennifer Lopez doesn’t waste time,” begins a piece in Star, which goes on to report that even though “her divorce from Marc Anthony has yet to be finalized,” the singer and “American Idol” judge is “already talking about marrying” her younger boyfriend, dancer Casper Smart.

According to a “source” for the tabloid, Lopez told Smart “that as soon as the divorce goes through, she wants to run away with him and get married.”

Would this be the same Star “source” who said Lopez was going on a vacation to save her marriage to Anthony (NEVER HAPPENED); “still living” with the singer (NOPE); trying to “patch up” her marriage to Anthony (WRONG); “on the fence” about divorcing him (NOT TRUE); and using Bradley Cooper to “teach Marc a lesson” (FAIL)?

Anyway, Star’s “source” now goes on to say in an entirely fabricated quote that Lopez’s mother “Guadalupe, and J. Lo’s younger sister Lynda are begging her to take a step back, if only for the sake of [her 3-year-old twins] Max and Emme.”

But that’s not all.

The “source” also seems to know that “Marc is still close to Guadalupe, and he just about lost it when she told him that Jennifer wants to remarry.”

Oh, there’s more.

“J. Lo says Casper is the first guy who really gets her, and that he’s great with Max and Emme,” says the “source,” adding, “The more people interfere, the more adamant she becomes about tying the knot with Casper.”

Who knew Star put out a magazine every week and ran a farm, because this sure seems like a lot of bulls**t.

Lopez’s rep simply dismissed the tab’s report as “inaccurate.”
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Jacked from Gossip Cop and I’m inclined to believe some of this story Jennifer loves to be in a relationship she should learn how to be on her own as far as not having a man to validate her all the time

Damn, Brown giving folks deadlines and ish

<–2 hrs long @ Vero

chocolate divalicious aka CD says:

@Choco

I have given some fukked up advice to friends and family because every response becomes, Yes, Ion know, oh, I know that’s right, Ok and they be like what the hell are you talm bout fool

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This happened to me last new years eve
I was sitting on the back porch naked (hubby and I had just finished round 1) wrapped up in a blanket and decided to call my mom to tell her happy early new year. Well hubby decided to come out,bend me over the fire pit and proceeded to fluck the raw dawg chit outta me. Mama talkin bout what cakes and pies she done baked and my azz talmbout some ummm hmmm,i know that’s right and she was like girl what you talmbout?? I just put the phone down and acted like the signal died
and decided to call my mom.

@CD
Made her snatch her arms down fast and she hit me in the head with the receiver. I didn’t care though. Grandma got hung up on but that episode didn’t end well….

Brown, I’ll text you tonight went home to NOLA for Xmas,

Mannie, I swear if I had her bible dot com name I would tell her to promptly come save all these freaky azz sinna’s and you know she’d step up to the mic and her lil heart out

@Eazy
I can dig it YO! My sex drive is always speeding

@ stunt puzzay

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Chief wtf yo scarey ass gon do with a real puzzy let alone a stunt puzzy
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YOU have no ideal…. dont let the demeanor fool you
This aint no easy win over here. Fk around and have your ass in traction… keep thinking its sweet over here.

Dirty Talk when I can Im usually mind fuking him and grunting and panting sometimes I have wind for talking

Eazy Does It says:

@IGo thats what they think when I put my music on, until the SHYT hits the fan
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Oh yeah…

How long can you hold your breath?
just asking cause if you dont like a firm grip around your neck then…..

Well as I stated no shame I do need a stunt pussy and that’s Sean eff yall niccas

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

436 I Go There says:

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:

Chief wtf yo scarey ass gon do with a real puzzy let alone a stunt puzzy
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YOU have no ideal…. dont let the demeanor fool you
This aint no easy win over here. Fk around and have your ass in traction… keep thinking its sweet over here.
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WELL BE ABOUT THAT SHYT!
ole sweet ass
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Alright now….

*takes some popcorn but lets the butter drip on me*

SOLO POST YALL LETS MOVE

@ Igo making her call her friend to tell them who’s puzzy it was I love yo azz

*turns my head while Knowledge and Brown make up*

@SAM

But I ain’t wanna say nothing since I’m being nice till the new year and all.

:hunch: SHYT IS CRAY IN HERE!! **BRINGS OUT A HOSE WITH FABULOS AND CLOROX**

One of yall better go throw mannie a stunt puzzay or something because he’s about to hurt himself in the solo post

ALSO, I think Chris misses Rih Rih just as much as she misses him. IF the media and blogs would stay out of their business, they could just do them. I sure hope their love for each other doesn’t cause anyone else to lose sleep. #justsayin