Apparently Beyonce and Jay Z think they’re the Obamas? The couple left Lenox Hill hospital early Tuesday with newborn baby Blue Ivy in tow. The NY Daily News says witnesses described a scene similar to the rolling roadblocks that the local police and Secret Service employ whenever President Obama is in town:
A procession of vehicles with blacked-out windows made a speedy exit from the upper East Side hospital’s side gate in the wee hours of Tuesday, witnesses said.
Two black SUVs motored quickly out of the facility’s E. 76th St. loading dock at 1:30 a.m.
Moments later, a van parked on a nearby corner reversed into the same loading dock, and the large roll-down gate closed.
The gate reopened a few minutes later and the van drove out, turned the wrong way on the one-way 76th St., and then headed north on Park Ave.
One of the two SUVs blocked traffic on Park Ave. so the van would not be impeded.
The second SUV pulled in behind the van, apparently to prevent anyone from following the music icons and their newborn daughter, Blue Ivy Carter.
It was “very precise, very military-like,” one witness said.
“Immediately, security personnel began leaving the hospital.” Source
We need a Blue Ivy emoticon
IDGA rusty F! :screams: :yells:
She leaving ALREADY????!!!! Talk about a “drive-thru” delivery.
Sandra, you be on it
What I expected. Y’all know Beyonce is extra always has been, always will be.
That looks like the “morgue” truck. IJS
#trustmeiworkatahospital
@prynn, she had the baby Saturday it seems like a normal stay time to me. When I had my baby I swear this one lady had her baby that morning and was gone that evening. It just all depends on your condition, the baby’s condition, and your insurance.
SHYT WITH CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE AUNTIE STALKN A BISH I DONT BLAME JAY OR BEY FUK WHAT ANYBODY THINKS..
Oh. Well I guess we’re lucky she didn’t leave in a “tour bus”.
LOL
prynsexxx says:
That looks like the “morgue” truck. IJS
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It sure does. And where do they get off endangering people’s lives driving the wrong way down a one way street?
Even I cant appreciate this post.
@pryn
dont make auntie come in here!!
prynsexxx says:
She leaving ALREADY????!!!! Talk about a “drive-thru” delivery.
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She gave birth on Saturday…most women give birth (barring any complications) and they are out 2 days later.
Y’all know Beyonce is extra always has been, always will be.
I think this is JayZs work. Poor Beyonce.
So normal for u to leave in a couple of days. I had a c section and let after 3. As for the van a lot of celebs in the NY area ride in them.
Hey everyone!
I want
certain celebrities to do something (ANYTHING!!) to void their confidentiality agreements between them and the help..
looks more like a senior citizen community bus
@ Lake you are in my head! Folk are crazier than Sandra and she bat shyt crazy!! Better safe than sorry!!!
They doing way too much…it is not that serious!!! lmfao @ “drive thru delivery”
With people calling the child a demon and whatnot, can’t say I blame Jayoncé for this one.
@Sandra
I saw the story about the father of twins on CNN last night. He was pretty upset talking about it….
Yep. I love when the comments just take a slow nose dive. Font looks like “I have nothing to say” no matter what it reads.
nothing better to do than criticize the van she’s leaving the hospital in huh?
*goes back to looking for coupons*
Fe did you read that hospital’s statement released today?
If he is right, he can sue, but looks like he gonna need to do it with friends cause the hospital is covering ass.
EB says:
We need a Blue Ivy emoticon
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PLeeeease make one Sandra
OMGeeee Candi we are >>>>>>>>>.<<<<<<<<<<< there.
Where you been?
This Kid cant win… Damn
Julius, the child’s real father in the front seat
@OTB
I saw something about the hospital’s rebuttal but I didn’t read the details. What did they say?
what would you prefer them to do? let every pap in town follow them home?
i was in nyc over the weekend. had to get my boo Snoopy. and sometimes i just don’t feel like gettin on here. but i’m avoiding work and i’m back
@DANI
IF I WAS BEY AND JAY I WOULD OF DONE THE SAME PEOPLE ARE TOO CRAZY TO TRUST!
Um, she’s been driving in that van since last summer.
Basically refuting all dudes claims plus the claims they paid 1.3 mill, that their security was in charge not Hova’s. Refuting everything.
Lenox Hill Hospital and its staff were delighted to welcome the Carter family for the birth of their firstborn on Saturday evening, but we are troubled by the misinformation being circulated in some news media reports. The suggestion that the couple paid $1.3 million to rent an entire maternity floor is simply not true. The family is housed in an executive suite at the hospital and is being billed the standard rate for those accommodations.
Our executive suites are available for any patient, including the food service and amenities provided to the Carter family.
The family does have its own security detail on site. However, the hospital has been and continues to be in control of managing all security at the facility. We have made every effort to ensure minimal disruption to other families experiencing the births of their own children over the past three days. No security plan that we or the Carter’s security team put in place would have prevented or delayed families from gaining access to the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (NICU), and to date, no families have complained to the hospital about being denied access to the NICU.
Lenox Hill Hospital takes patient privacy and safety very seriously. And while we congratulate the Carter family on the birth of their child, we value the loyalty of ALL of our patients and always strive to ensure a positive experience, knowing that the birth of a child is a wonderful moment producing memories that last a lifetime.”
They told me I would be out in 24 hrs
Im Takin a poll how many of yall would still Smang Beyonce today fresh episiodomy and all?
Using us.
Gotcha.
Cocoabana says:
Um, she’s been driving in that van since last summer.
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Yeah, I saw this tricked out van on other websites…it’s supposedly worth like a million dollars…like a hotel room inside…
Yuck. Thats nasty . That after birth be smelling funny and chit. You nasty nigga.
@OTB
@ OTB I would Sitz Bathe that thang
@ Fe…..I saw some article, don’t remember where, where some moms were complaining about their security being a pain in the ass too.
Somebody text, email or something when the topic is something other than Be, Jay and I am Number IV please.
I wouldn’t doubt that her security denied them access, the hospital should’ve been on that of that ish though.
Yeah Fefe it’s a Mercedes I believe
Mz D I just changed the subject #38
Standard indeed.
They took a stand tho even with the security thing.
And a Dr. acting on anon. said that they were informed months ago that an old wing that wasnt used was going to be turned into a special wing.
Somebody text, email or something when the topic is something other than Be, Jay and I am Number IV please. :hugs:
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I think imma go to lurnch…maybe we’ll get something non-Bey related soon…
@FeFe
A MILLION DOLLARS for a VAN ?!!?
I’m way Too Practical to spend that kind of Money on ANY KIND of Vehicle Though (EVEN IF I Had Ridiculous Wealth…)
I def. dont think the ppl are lying, I think they are more upset that its a celebrity baby and not their own precious seed.
That hospital room wont go to waste. There is no shortage of ppl in NYC ,no less, who think their angels need a “suite”
If the sercurity wouldnt have been tight… the paps would have been EVERYWHERE and people would have still complained… alot to do about nothing.
AND NO… I aint knocking down Bey after that…. I have my limits.
OMG!! I’m teleworking today and trying to bs but all I keep readking are Seagreen posts!!!
If I read another thing about this couple and their spawn, I sweater goodness, I’ma lose it!
Yall being forced to read?
IDK why Im so happy for these people I dnt even know, but I am. I guess its cuzz I luv the kids. And I read some where it was natural child birth?! Chile, my wife went thru natural child birth. I watched those lips part like the red sea…Ummmph. I broke down crying. I thought things would never be the same down there….I was right
It’s like trynna throw a tooth pick into a lake.smh….It is what it is tho. I luv my baby lil Queefetta. Shes a muracul child 
Im sure they feel the same 
Already
of this child and not even seen a pic of it yet.
Little Blue Ivy Carter is Hip Hip royalty, I wouldnt expect nothing less of the Carter’s.. some paps r out of control, and the payout for the 1st pics of Blue Ivy is ridiculous, so they gone b trying any & everything 2 get close
Hey Outside
Happy New Yur….Shes good,,,,That eye patch over her strong eye has really forced the lazy eye to step its game up…Thanks for the tip 
@ Brendan a few hundred kegals will tighten it right on up
I guess I should be happy that these replace all the Obama posts Auntie would always make….Lesser of 2 evils I guess :shug:
Sidenote: Bey did not have a c-section….Why u ask? Because Auntie would be asking for photos of the scar…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
SHYT WITH CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE AUNTIE STALKN A BISH I DONT BLAME JAY OR BEY FUK WHAT ANYBODY THINKS..
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I agree LaKErCHiC@ lol
@WIFIE :2dance:
I dont believe she had a baby either I want to see the video of them delivering the After Birth
@Smonae80 SAID:
Little Blue Ivy Carter is Hip Hip royalty, I wouldnt expect nothing less of the Carter’s.. some paps r out of control, and the payout for the 1st pics of Blue Ivy is ridiculous, so they gone b trying any & everything 2 get close
^^^
Just WOW Though… NOW Wondering if I should do Tuna or Turkey for Lunch
Oh yeah Happy New Year.
I vote Tuna.
it. 
Although I love turkey too. 
#nothelpful
I don’t blame them…especially with this blatant obsession certain blogs and paps have. If I was Bey/Jay I would be actin like royalty too. “Who gone check them boo?” (Shari voice)
I do feel sorry for that baby…after so many displays of ignorance around her birth, what she may/may not look like, her name, being called spawn, satans baby, etc..she has a lot of hate on her already…good thing seems like within the inner circle of her fam she has a lot of love.
I can not wait until this entire story unfolds. This will be a historic journalism opportunity for someone. They have managed to fool so many people. They have obtained someone’s child, released a song and now Jay-Z has written a PUBLIC letter for her. So much for them being private. People are saying “so what” if she has a surrogate. Well it matters only because they made it a point to be very public about this situation. If they didn’t want pulic opinion,they could have easily left to the island he purchased and did what they had to do. What goes up must come down…and it will.Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich,
I didn’t think hard about using the word Bitch.
I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it
now with my daughter in this world
I curse those that give it.
I never realized while on the fast track
that I’d give riddance to the word bitch, to leave her innocence in tact.
No man will degrade her, or call her out her name
the women won’t despise her and call her the same.
I know it’s gonna miss me
cuz we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees
when we all used to hang out front
singing 99 problems but a lady ain’t one.
Excuse me miss, can I be your mister
cuz I can tell the difference from a little girl and a sister,
She never grew up, her father left her alone
I promise not to talk like we used to
until Kingdom Come.
I’m so focused on your future,
The degradation has passed
I wish you wealth, health, and insight
forever young you may pass.
Blue Ivy Carter, my angel.”
@OTB
NO You’re NOT… And I FEEL The SAME WAY Though !!!
@Smon Hey gal. Chile, the doctors gave her a kegel routine,,,I guess ti worked a lil,,,,She blames my shrinkage
like its soooo easy to get it up after watching her litterally tear from her V to her A. Chile, but I aint blamin my big headed, cry all day n night, colic havin baby,,,,no no,,, I lub my baby,,,Shes a miracle, a miracle indeed 
my hospital had such suites but i never checked on the price. i figured i wouldn’t really give a damn once that pain hit. and i was right….
I do feel sorry for that baby…after so many displays of ignorance.
Its turrible and creepy funny at the same time..
I read a comment to the other parents at the hospital that said “dont worry she will look like her dad and thats her payback.”
Payback…for an infant. Whole new internet world.
Hey OTB
Turkey, I had tuna yesterday
brenden says:
@Smon Hey gal. Chile, the doctors gave her a kegel routine,,,I guess ti worked a lil,,,,She blames my shrinkage like its soooo easy to get it up after watching her litterally tear from her V to her A. Chile, but I aint blamin my big headed, cry all day n night, colic havin baby,,,,no no,,, I lub my baby,,,Shes a miracle, a miracle indeed
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Yall still on topic
A drink sure would hit the spot right now…
@OTB it will be payback alright,,,,For them,,,,You dont talk about, wish harm upon anyones child,,,,It’ll come back to you when you spit out urs…When they turn around and give birth to Rosemarys baby theyll no why…
So many complaints, jeez
Let’s scrutinize how she change the diaper next, or how she farts!!!
Everything isn’t a freakin story. How yall tired of Bey, Jay and Blue Ivy and not tired of these damn bloggers reporting this bs.
Displaced Aggression……..prehaps?
Tuna or turkey? Pick.
Hey Iheart
whats going on
OutsidetheBox says:
Yall being forced to read?
Thats what I meant when I posted up thread about being forced to read…we flip a blog and talk about whatever we want on the daily here but soon as its this kind ppl get all come get me later…and then hardly no one is even on topic. But ok.
Makes me sad.
I’d go with Turkey for 200 Alex,lol
Although I’m eating an Italian BMT from subway right now
The baby will be 2 years old next week, I mean the story just gets more entertaining.
Also, if you click on a gossip blog you pretty much know whats in store… people gossip.
@Igo … I could go for a cosmo right now!!
@OTB … subway does sound good …
I have a taste for sushi!!!
Tuna spinach tomatoes mayo salt pepper on flat bread sounds good I had shrimp and grits though
@ Denise man I love some sushi
Shuddup Cha.
I meant we could talk about anything but we dont, we get all not them again. There are about 10topics this blog covers and Beyonce is 4 of them.
Just
and do what the rest of us do 
I love my font friends; hate when they get all disappear-y in a perfectly good thread.
Therapist 911 says:
“Displaced aggression…perhaps”
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Not here..I’m sick of the blogs and the bloggers most of all..especially the ones who are obsessed…it went from being funny to extremely creepy in 2.2 seconds. I only come on here now to read the comments..otherwise the stories get a
Comments on here…well some..like yours help get me through my work day at times…
bnatural says:
prynsexxx says:
She leaving ALREADY????!!!! Talk about a “drive-thru” delivery.
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She gave birth on Saturday…most women give birth (barring any complications) and they are out 2 days later.
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I guess I just wanted her to get her 1.3 milli worth.
And I’m not criticizing the van. It looks like a morgue van.
#alwaysbeenafan
Where you got shrimp and grits from? I wish I could drive thru somewhere and get that.
Today will be Fully loaded fries from Checkers and a banana shake :ashamed:. AND STFU in advance yall.
@Pryn (Comment #98)
THIS must be the New-n-Improved version becuz I REMEMBER when YOU didn’t give TWO SHYTS what anybody thought about Your Comments Though
NO Shade Though BABY
OH, SHT!!!!
That’s a MORGUE VAN, Sandie!!!! Are they having services for the pillow already? Po thang. I know I’m going to miss it. It was the FIRST CELEBRITY I ever stanned for. Now, it’s gone…..sniff.
GLO-RAY!!!!
@AL … I know right!
I’m going out with my cousin for her bday to take a sushi making class in a couple of weeks … too excited! 
HOW TO STOP HATERS
This couple is seriously out of touch. They think that everyone should love and admire them, even when they lie and behave arrogantly. So they are genuinely surprised when their own missteps cause bad publicity.
How to quiet the haters? Their publicist has the answer! In an emergency meeting with the couple, the publicist told them to play the victim. So, to turn this situation around, they will be very quickly and consciously releasing news of past hardships to elicit sympathy. How could anyone pick on such wonderful people who have worked so hard and suffered so much to get where they are today? Shame on all you haters out there! You’re all just jelly!
what we talkn bout?
Hopefully we won’t see or hear any more from those two for at least a month. We need a break.
:stop: Sandra! The week that you don’t post about Beyonce is a week that you’re hands are broken…nah, I bet you have thta text to speech program dontchu?
love4peace says:
I can not wait until this entire story unfolds. This will be a historic journalism opportunity for someone. They have managed to fool so many people. They have obtained someone’s child, released a song and now Jay-Z has written a PUBLIC letter for her. So much for them being private. People are saying “so what” if she has a surrogate. Well it matters only because they made it a point to be very public about this situation. If they didn’t want pulic opinion,they could have easily left to the island he purchased and did what they had to do. What goes up must come down…and it will.Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich,
I didn’t think hard about using the word Bitch.
I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it
now with my daughter in this world
I curse those that give it.
I never realized while on the fast track
that I’d give riddance to the word bitch, to leave her innocence in tact.
No man will degrade her, or call her out her name
the women won’t despise her and call her the same.
I know it’s gonna miss me
cuz we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees
when we all used to hang out front
singing 99 problems but a lady ain’t one.
Excuse me miss, can I be your mister
cuz I can tell the difference from a little girl and a sister,
She never grew up, her father left her alone
I promise not to talk like we used to
until Kingdom Come.
I’m so focused on your future,
The degradation has passed
I wish you wealth, health, and insight
forever young you may pass.
Blue Ivy Carter, my angel.”
PLEASE would yall pretty please knock this SURROGATE shyt off…I mean, come on!
ELove says:
@Pryn (Comment #98)
THIS must be the New-n-Improved version becuz I REMEMBER when YOU didn’t give TWO SHYTS what anybody thought about Your Comments Though
NO Shade Though BABY
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It’s not “new-n-improved”, I didn’t and I still don’t. I just know how comments can EASILY go left if they’re read out of context. I love Beyonce and Jay. I’m happy for their new baby and I wish them ALL the best. Congratulations!
#bluewasbornwithaplatinumspooninhermouf
they are doing what folks take from their paycheck to give them, Dont fault the carter’s , fault the people who blow’s their head up and boost their ego, and pay their bills, I will be laughing to. Its sick and sad that they are the new MARY AND JESUS. We in bad shape here
Hershey says:
Sandra! The week that you don’t post about Beyonce is a week that you’re hands are broken…nah, I bet you have thta text to speech program dontchu?
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Or she’s going to type with her tongue and toes.
Can’t let BIC do her in peace. What’s next? Does she breast feed?
I had a C Section and you left with 3 days. According to my insurance. Less for a natural birth. 2 days with natural.
My son was born on 12/12/09. I left on the 12/14/2009. I had no complications. I went into labor on Friday 12/11/09 around 11:00pm. Went to hospital around 2 in the morning. I wasn’t dilating so I had to have a c-section.
Yes I am starting…….
Her departure is equivalent to a c-section birth not a natural one. But who I am to say. Bey can afford to stay extra days and more out of her pocket.
Hey Sandra!!!
Hard Hitter says:
Can’t let BIC do her in peace. What’s next? Does she breast feed
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Seeing all they went through to leave in secret, does anyone doubt that their security was running that ward?
I’m telling you I would have been in handcuffs if Julius tried to keep this Black woman from my twins in the NICU for more than a hot second.
@pryn
Happy Birthday, auntie!!
Hope you get all the
bizness tonight.
PS: Just wished you a happy birthday on Twitter too.
Twitter.com/TheWanjiru
BEY AND JAY AINT TOLD NO DAYUM BODY TO LIKE OR LOVE THEM, THEY’RE LIVING THEIR LIFE AND OTHER FOLKS ESPECIALLY NEGROES MAKING ASSUMPTIONS LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO
HELL IT AINT THEIR FAULT PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING THEY SAY OR DO, IT’S THEIR PEROGATIVE TO RELEASE STATEMENTS OR NOT
JUST LIKE IT’S YOUR PEROGATIVE TO READ THEM OR NOT
BEY AND JAY DON’T BEHAVE ACCORDING TO HOW SOME OF YOU BELIEVE THEY SHOULD, OK AND?!?! DULY NOTED, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT THERE INTERESTED IN PLEASING ANY ELSE BUT THEMSELVS AS THEY SHOULD AND HOPEFULLY ALL OF YOU DO AS WELL
GET OVER YOURSELVES-BEY AND JAY DON’T OWE YALL A DAYUM THING-GET A LIFE, SERIOUSLY!!!!!
IF SR STOPPED POSTING THESE STORIES FOR OVER A MONTH, AT LEAST 50 POSTERS WOULD ASK WHY SHE’S NOT POSTING ABOUT THEM-CONTRARY ARSE NEGROES I SWEAR
I don’t blame them for hiring security with all the hate being directed at their baby. Blows my mind that people that don’t even know them can have any feeling let alone hate towards an infant. I’m not a fan or a hater of either of them but I do believe she gave birth and as I would feel for any other parents, i’m glad their baby was born healthy.
I can see Bey and Jay reading all these comments and saying how dumb people are. I bet you Bey was doing sh!t to mess w/ peoples heads I would. But in Canada they release us after 24 hrs. 3 days if u have a c-section. Bey had a baby there is no surrogate and i can guarantee u her daughter is beautiful as ever. So I guarantee u some dumb tv show or mag will pay 10 mil for the fiRst pic. Get tht $$$ bey and jz
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
BEY AND JAY AINT TOLD NO DAYUM BODY TO LIKE OR LOVE THEM, THEY’RE LIVING THEIR LIFE AND OTHER FOLKS ESPECIALLY NEGROES MAKING ASSUMPTIONS LIKE THEY ALWAYS DO
HELL IT AINT THEIR FAULT PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN EVERYTHING THEY SAY OR DO, IT’S THEIR PEROGATIVE TO RELEASE STATEMENTS OR NOT
JUST LIKE IT’S YOUR PEROGATIVE TO READ THEM OR NOT
BEY AND JAY DON’T BEHAVE ACCORDING TO HOW SOME OF YOU BELIEVE THEY SHOULD, OK AND?!?! DULY NOTED, BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT THERE INTERESTED IN PLEASING ANY ELSE BUT THEMSELVS AS THEY SHOULD AND HOPEFULLY ALL OF YOU DO AS WELL
GET OVER YOURSELVES-BEY AND JAY DON’T OWE YALL A DAYUM THING-GET A LIFE, SERIOUSLY!!!!!
IF SR STOPPED POSTING THESE STORIES FOR OVER A MONTH, AT LEAST 50 POSTERS WOULD ASK WHY SHE’S NOT POSTING ABOUT THEM-CONTRARY ARSE NEGROES I SWEAR
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I so appreciate your comments I swear I do!