Rapper-turned-actress, Eve, returns as a guest star on the upcoming season of VH1’s ‘Single Ladies’. The 2nd season began shooting on location in Atlanta this week. Eve tweeted the above photo from the set where she poses with newcomer Denise Vasi, left, and LisaRay McCoy, right. All 3 ladies look hawt!
Rumor has it that Vasi’s ‘Single Ladies‘ character, Raquel, will play a bisexual who has the hawts for LisaRaye’s character on Season 2. We hope the rumors are true!
Here’s what Denise had to say about her character, Raquel:
“Raquel is going to come back and stir the pot in a different way and bring some exciting new energy. We don’t wanna say too much.”
Source: VH1 blog
As if, Bring Dione back!
Trina played herself last night. When did 68 and I owe you one come back in style? I guess he had a little pecker and it turned her off.
Last night’s episode was full of drama and I loved every minute of it. I love Toni as the big sister.
Evelyn is the classic old school mother.
I never got into this show
Why they look like they are being featured at Madame Taussad’s (sp)? Chick on the left looks scary!
So she aint gonna be fly like Stacy was?
Rumor has it that Vasi’s ‘Single Ladies‘ character, Raquel, will play a bisexual who has the hawts for LisaRaye’s character on Season 2. We hope the rumors are true!
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The Denise chick looks like A. Keys a little. I’ve always
E-V-E. And no matter how many alabaster guys she dates, she’s still pitbull in a skirt.
It will be an interesting season… I hope.
Just b/c she REPLACED Stacey Dash doesn’t mean they had to get a chick who “kinda” favored her :shrugs:… Her look shoulda been different imo but I don’t care b/c I could never quite get into Single Ladies anyway
prynsexxx says:
Why they look like they are being featured at Madame Taussad’s (sp)? Chick on the left looks scary!
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LisaRaye tried to gouge Denise’s eyes out.
E-V-E looks effin GREAT!!! Go Eve Jihan Jeffers!!
Is the white girl still on the show?
What’s wrong with Denise’s eyes?
YSoSrs says:
What’s wrong with Denise’s eyes?
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Read comment #11.
E-V-E
!!!!!!!!!!!
@ NaijaGal says:
Is the white girl still on the show?
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Hope not. I am tired of seeing the token white person in every black show.
kahmmillion says:
This is bad, Lisa is looking tike those two young lady’s mother.
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That pattern is all wrong for her. It looks like she goes home and puts on “mom jeans”.
Did they get a new stylist? No bueno.
I like Eve’s fit. Whatever happened to her “Fetish” clothing line?
Did Lisa lose weight?
@100%
it was doing bad so it was bought by Ecko…which was also doing bad…and the failed together
Lisa is very over rated IMO…I cant watch her “act”, Id rather stare at the sun in June
I was wondering the same thing about her weight, she does look a little slim… maybe because she’s not draped in white
Still love me some Ruff Ryder former stripper E-V-E…
@ SouthernPrincess says:
Lisa is very over rated IMO…I cant watch her “act”, Id rather stare at the sun in June
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I liked Stacy Dash’s character. She showed that not all black women are stereotypical undereducated, hater. I liked that she had a bit of “international” flavor to her character while being urbane at the same time.
So Keri Hilson wrote on Twitter that she was walking down the street and people threw Beyonce Cd’s at her. Then she deleted the tweet.
*comes in with that silver outfit eve (when she was thick) had on in her first video*
i’ve never seen an episode of this
@Kahmillion: Lisa’s character was only interesting when she was chasing or being chased by her fine ass boyfriend.
Dearest Eve of Destruction…
Can you PULEZZE come back and save the rap game? I still play ALL your shat on a reg.
I need some new music from you ma.
Thanks!
Kdub
(see I can write nice letters too…)
Jerrica says:
So Keri Hilson wrote on Twitter that she was walking down the street and people threw Beyonce Cd’s at her. Then she deleted the tweet
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Well, she betta start throwing shade right back by “tweeting” that she has taken to wearing padding under all of her clothing.
<—–is SO over Lisa… (I know she get mad when folks don't add in the 'Raye' because I met her in Miami many years ago and me and my friend said 'Hi Lisa, can we get a pic?' and she said, "You can if you call me by full name!")….got a side shot of that chick and didn't GAF anymore…
#29… Was that a play on Amber saying Kanye’s folks throw stuff on her…. She always tryna hitch herself to somebody else’s wagon…
Lisa’s character was only interesting when she was chasing or being chased by her fine ass boyfriend.
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Who was this fine azz bf? Hope you not tambout Blue’s arthritic wheeling from behind the tree azz from “Temptations” movie.
I cant get with Eve NOR THIS SHOW so uh
YEAH
@ Kwall
@ blue Pecos kid bang pecos kid bang pecos kid bang bang 
KDub says:
Lisa’s character was only interesting when she was chasing or being chased by her fine ass boyfriend.
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Who was this fine azz bf? Hope you not tambout Blue’s arthritic wheeling from behind the tree azz from “Temptations” movie.
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is SO over Lisa… (I know she get mad when folks don’t add in the ‘Raye’ because I met her in Miami many years ago and me and my friend said ‘Hi Lisa, can we get a pic?’ and she said, “You can if you call me by full name!”)….
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Saw an interview with her once and she was nasty to some young journalist about the same ish…called her Lisa…
“MY NAME is Lisa RAYE.”
Heffa your name is Diamond in the minds of most. And in the minds of others your name is Queen of West BubbaFugg. GTFOH.
Who was this fine azz bf? Hope you not tambout Blue’s arthritic wheeling from behind the tree azz from “Temptations” movie.
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Who was in a Temptation’s movie? And Blue……not the Yak’s spawn again……
Heffa your name is Diamond in the minds of most. And in the minds of others your name is Queen of West BubbaFugg. GTFOH.
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Pretty FUGGIN much! Bish I won’t call you no first lady, no Lisa Raye, or nuffin else of the sort!
G O O T G O O D A M N E-V-E is looking HAWT
What’s the problem calling her LisaRaye. Isn’t that her name? I don’t know. I’ve never seen her other shows or movies, so I don’t know her back story.
Seeing this just makes me sooo mad that TNT got rid of Men of a Certain age…
@MrsMommy
There is NOTHING wrong with calling her Lisa Raye, but she needs to KILL that fonky stank attitude she cocks when folks just call her ‘Lisa’…a nice gentle correction or reminder would do just fine… But she’s NOT that important or even CLOSE to A-List status for folks to CARE that much…
Jerrica – Keri Hilson Wilson whatevea… Nobody cares She betta be glad it waasn’t eggs or tomatoes
I SEE a “Gay Pride” Tag Though
@Anna
You THINK She wears Granny-Panties Too
Cali
are you sayin you want to do dirty explicit things to Eve????
caligirl says:
Jerrica – Keri Hilson Wilson whatevea… Nobody cares She betta be glad it waasn’t eggs or tomatoes
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I HOPE people ain’t throwing good food away. In these times, that would be criminal.
@FeFe
Is THAT Whitney “Waiting To Exhale” Houston in Your Gravi Though
@ELove
@Suga – She ain’t looked that good in a minute.
@MrsMommy – It’s a serious issue and I’m not trying to be mean, but perhaps you are expereinceing partum depression :shurg:
Personally I think she be lying. Everytime she says something happens its always the “bey stans” and then poof her tweets are deleted.
@K-Dub
BSPN is playing THOSE “Roll Tide” commercials Again… I THOUGHT about YOU when I Saw Them Though
EB says:
As if, Bring Dione back!
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This was one of the biggest draws of the show for me. Seeing Stacy Dash acting again—-plus she looks so good! LisaRaye has perfected her acting chops yet, while Stacy was easy/breazy with it. She breathed life into her character. The white girl’s character was good too. I absolutely adore looking at all of the chocolate on that show.
*post partum depression* :shurg:
So you’d do what to her exactly??????
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caligirl says:
@MrsMommy – It’s a serious issue and I’m not trying to be mean, but perhaps you are expereinceing partum depression :shurg:
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About what, hun?
#helpful
Im soooo damn ready to get outta here today…
the new chick has “scary eyes”
theyre glowin in shyt. She might be the illuminati 
@Suga – Don’t get too exicited, I only compliment. Strickly loving men
@WCC
I saw that chit 
everyone is pointy in that pic IMO
Sweet Cheeks I’m strugglin big time these last 3 hrs
IGO – Working from home and still ready to be done. Do you have any special plans for the long week-end?
THOSE “Roll Tide” commercials Again… I THOUGHT about YOU when I Saw Them Though
Not as much as I love my Tide… 
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I love those commercials
TIDE HEAD FO LIFE
@ Pryti…whoa, thanks cause I didn’t know it was bought by Ecko. (Her line was kinda cute – never bought any of it though) Who in da hell still wears Ecko or SouthPole, Phatfarm, Karl Kani for that matter. I only see these brands sold at Ross and Burlington Coat Factory.
They should give Eve another sitcom, I used to like her show way back when.
HELLO EVERYONE
Roll Tide !!!
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Sweet Cheeks I’m strugglin big time these last 3 hrs
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Yeah Im going get some sushi and a fking drink…. and not in that order.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@WCC
I saw that chit everyone is pointy in that pic IMO
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i agree
What you doing this week-end Choco? We heading to AC/NY on Saturday, Iwould perfer Vegas, but mister with his we saving money stingy, fruggale Capicorn behind, said we just got done with the holiday…
caligirl says:
IGO – Working from home and still ready to be done. Do you have any special plans for the long week-end?
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as of right now nope but Its still early…
Saucey – Check your e-mail
OK
A SHOT OF TEQUILA SOUNDS NICE RIGHT NOW… HAIL A DANG MARGARITA DOES TOO
@CALIGIRL
I DONT HAVE ANYTHING?
@Cali
AC/NY isn’t bad either girl you still getting a trip out of it
No plans for this weekend will prolly do much a nuffn but hang and chill one of my favs
Heeeyyyyy Saucey-BABY !!!
@WCC
#Illuminati
You SHOULD KNOW with that One-Eyed Bandit in Your Gravi Though
sweet cheeks i just wanna go home get naked and get in bed and sleep the whole damn weekend
@Al…Somebody at work gonna ask me the other day…cause I came in here with ALL my Crimson Tide shat on… “what exactly is a Crimson Tide and why yall mascot an elephant??”
Me: The Crimson Tide is a FORCE. Too much to EXPLAIN…and the elephant is cause we stomps folks on the field. GOODBYE. *strolled right on back to my cube*
ELove says:
Heeeyyyyy Saucey-BABY !!!
@WCC
You SHOULD KNOW with that One-Eyed Bandit in Your Gravi Though #Illuminati
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:hugs: @SAUCEY
i nvr watched..may give it a try tho
Hey Saucey :fistbump:
@ELOVE, MY FEFE
hey saucey
I wish we could post gifs. The emotes just aint good enough for some stuff.
@CHOCO
HEY BABIES
@Creamy
I don’t think you need a to look for a new job but quit that part time gig you have at night
.GIFS
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
sweet cheeks i just wanna go home get naked and get in bed and sleep the whole damn weekend
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YAAAAAAYYYYYYY…….BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@MY TWIN
WTF!!! NO BUT A WARNING IS COMING, THE LONG STRECTH A WRITE UP
Hey Sr e-fam
oh it’s you
@DIMPZ WHATS POPN THIS WEEKND BABEZ?
Creamy, A.K.A ChicNiccAalien says:
I feel asleep on my desk, and my boss tap me, ummm should i be looking for a new job, i could not hold it, I really crashed she said i was gone for about 30 mins
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Come work here. My co-worker sleeps at her desk ALL THE TIME! The pay ain’t that good, but the perks outweigh the pay. We just got a new Keurig machine in the breakroom that my selfish Supa was given as a gift and didn’t want.
#handmedowns
@Dougie – Tell it was your lunch break
@OHONEY
Hey twin
@ choco LOL girl I need one, I got to find something to blame it on, she let me sleep tho 
for the whole 30 mins 
@CALI
WHERE IS MY EMAIL???
Hey Honey
tell her you think you have a virus or that you’re anemic
Oh snap! Yall didnt tell remind me about King Day!
Girl, iono…I would be a bit worried if I were you…especially if she LET you sleep, that means she was watching you… #honest
@OTB
UMMM WHERE IS TATTED I HAVE A QUESTION FOR HER AND I CANT FIND HER EMAIL ADDRESS
I feel asleep on my desk, and my boss tap me, ummm should i be looking for a new job, i could not hold it, I really crashed she said i was gone for about 30 mins
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Nope the HR major in me says that my friend Creamy is a narcoleptic. And that she need to go to her doctor ASAP’dedly to get a note saying she “just couldn’t hold it” or showing that you are on Benadryl during the day for that itch you just got. If you ain’t got one FIND one.
Goodbye.
Keurig machine
Girl I’d be all up in there with my kcups
I got a single serve for xmas. I like it! I still buy iced coffee every fukking morning tho. Old habits…die hard.
We have a couple of nice machines; they break them once a week.
OutsidetheBox says:
I wish we could post gifs. The emotes just aint good enough for some stuff.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
A SHOT OF TEQUILA SOUNDS NICE RIGHT NOW… HAIL A DANG MARGARITA DOES TOO
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Damn some Mexican sounds good too… Fajitas or some sht like that.
I might have to pick up a flank steak from the store… and some Coronas
If you ain’t got one FIND one.
Goodbye.
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especially if she LET you sleep
for her to let her sleep for 30 minutes 
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Yeah I was a lil like
now I want some chicken fajitas from chilis
@KDUB
MEXICAN DO SOUND GOOD!!
@IGO
KDub the itch how you know
but she said just be careful others may be watching and tell then i will have to write you up, but i wont this time.. 
Sandra you need some more post, u cause me to get in trouble Whats wrong with you woman, it’s sandra fault
@Creamy
If there was no drool on your desk I don’t see the problem you weren’t sleeping your eyes closed on you
I am going to fix @Lakes HR prollem next on WHY if she hang out wit black folks on this blog erryday why she can’t have MLK Day off…let me think on it for a minute.
Coco
That Fury pic is soo wrong
Creamy get you some 5 hr energy drinks or Starbucks babe
OutsidetheBox says:
Keurig machine
Girl I’d be all up in there with my kcups I got a single serve for xmas. I like it! I still buy iced coffee every fukking morning tho. Old habits…die hard.
We have a couple of nice machines; they break them once a week.
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LMAOOOO
Girl I peeped a new microwave. I don’t think they “break” ours….I think its more or less, these some NARSTY ass folks workin in here, and they don’t want to clean shyt. So instead of “cleaning” it…they “replace” it. My co-workers are the WORST! Keep in mind my supa put the new Keurig machine in the breakroom. Tell me why my co-worker…done JACKED the old coffee maker that was in there and its posted up on his desk RAT NOW! Thievin mofo. I hate folks! I swear fo begeebus I do.
We would tear down this blog with .gifs.
See how we acted when the emotes got an upgrade.
@KDUB
U WRONG AS FUK!! 
BUT PLEASE DO FIND A REASON BISH DONT WANT TO COME IN ON MONDAY 
Choco says:
your eyes closed on you
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Or tell her you were trying to read the report that you had printed on the insides of your eyelids.
IJS
@IGO MEXICAN DO SOUND GOOD!!
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yeah I could really get into that right now…
Sopapilla and some Chile Relleno
and some fried Ice Cream.
@Brown
Those Chilli Fajitas be calling me.
@MY TWIN AND KDUB
FUGGING
At his desk?
I went to the new kitchen last week and a temp was frying…some fries in a small what I can only call, frydaddy??? I wanted to resign my race. I just smiled bought my protein bar and left.
Lawd.
@IGO WELL DAM!!
I HUNGRY TOO!! WONDER IF THE BOSS WILL NOTICE IF ICOME BACK WITH A WITE CUP.. U KNOW A LITTLE DRINK TO MAKE MY DAY GO BY FASTER 
she said i was praying if anybody ask, wow that was cool of her
@OTB
That bish went thru the trouble of bringing that gadget fry thingy in or did yall have it even still Fries are only $1 at MickeyD’s
she said i was praying if anybody ask, wow that was cool of her
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Dont trust that bish REAL TALK!
YES AT HIS DESK!…..but WE ain’t kin! I’m the ONLY “dot” up in here. Told yall the other co-worker is a DEAD RINGER look-a-like for Peter Griffin…but it’s a SHE!
The stories I could tell about THESE folks!
sweet cheeks they know me by my name. When I call my order in they’ll be like “Oh hey B……..
@Creamy
You should have said “In Jesus name, Amen..” as soon as she tapped you…
yall are crazy , Choco
u think something up?????
Choc, I was so confused…the new kitchen is kinda not even a kitchen, it does have a sink and microwaves but we have a REAL kitchen where she couldve done that with no judging.
I think thats why she a “temp”
I think she just homegrown like that. 
Okay @Lakes…you need to call in on Monday and say…I got some “black in me” I will not be in today in honor of the MLK holiday…while eating black licorice OR while
a black dude.
The ish will not be a lie now will it? Tell they azz “see you on Tuesday” and hang up. Not sure what shade your man ill but for sake of Monday we need him to be a brotha long enough for that phone call to your place of bidness.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO WELL DAM!! I HUNGRY TOO!! WONDER IF THE BOSS WILL NOTICE IF ICOME BACK WITH A WITE CUP.. U KNOW A LITTLE DRINK TO MAKE MY DAY GO BY FASTER
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White cup huh… sound like you drinking that syrup.
You must know my brother…
@KDUB I NO GOT A MAN
SHYT IS NOT GOING MY WAY TODAY!! 
I am so done with that desk chit.
They be hollering OSHA so much here.
My coworker filed a complaint when they said she couldnt keep her little heater under her desk.
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
sweet cheeks they know me by my name. When I call my order in they’ll be like “Oh hey B……..
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I dig that… When I dont want to make em myself I will run over there with the quickness.
@Creamy
If it’s your supervisor yeah they don’t let chit like that go they act like it but they don’t and the fact that she is sooooo cool with it and told you to watchout for others watching that aint the case I would get a drs note or a put something in your file in case she tries to bring that chit up during performance evaluation time
@OTB
GOT DAYUM I would want to break up with my race also I don’t even think I could’ve smiled at her like you did my facial expression would’ve said it all
@IGO
UUUM NOPE! THERE IS A TACO PLACE NEXT DOOR AND THEY GOT THESE LITTLE WHITE CUPS THAT GET U HAPPY 
The Misadventures of Awkward Black Girl season finale is up
FeFe says:
@Creamy
You should have said “In Jesus name, Amen..” as soon as she tapped you…
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@OTB
When can’t really keep heaters here either ION y but I do have a humidifier my boss said check with Security??> mofo NO im ordering this becuz I had headaches every damn day by 3p
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO UUUM NOPE! THERE IS A TACO PLACE NEXT DOOR AND THEY GOT THESE LITTLE WHITE CUPS THAT GET U HAPPY
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The BEST tacos are from Jack n the BOX
Around 2 am them things are the greatest.
@ KDubb….Can Lakes put a spin on the baby being black to get Monday off?
@FEFE
AMEN!!!!!
OMG!!! IM SO USING THAT
The BEST tacos are from Jack n the BOX
Around 2 am them things are the greatest.
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Igo you need to try Mama Margies the best ever besides homemade
@DIMPZ
Can Lakes put a spin on the baby being black to get Monday off? —-<
OTB
we have to have a dr’s statement and our Colonel has to sign off for us to have a heater, well after a few complaints my Chief made sure I had one
@IGO THAT IS NOT A TACO SWEETHEART THAT IS SHYT IN A GREESY SHELL!!
I’M TALKN ABOUT REAL FAJITA TACOS MADE BY A MESICAN WITH SALSA 
U KNOW U WALK INTO THE PLACE AND U HEAR THAT MARIACHI PLAYING 
Now that my youngest sis is having a baby by a Hispanic dude I will be calling in EVERY single March 31st in honor of Cesar Chavez Day…
Me and my baby nephew are examining his Hispanic roots today. I won’t be in…
#diverse
I’d be on Tumblr stealing gifs all.damn.day.
IGO, that’s Harajuku Fury.
@ KDub…..So Lakes can tell them that for Monday?
@DIMPZ SEE THIS IS WHY U WILL ALWAYS BE MY WIFIE
LOOKING OUT FOR ME 
**PUT IN REQUEST TO MANAGER** 
@ KDubb….Can Lakes put a spin on the baby being black to get Monday off?
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See post 160. BUT YES. Works een betta if the kid is yourn.
keep her little heater under her desk.
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I have one under MY desk……paid for BY my employer. Yall KNOW yall keep this air on when its 16 degrees outside. No really, it’s 16 degrees outside today and they have the AIR ON right NOW!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO THAT IS NOT A TACO SWEETHEART THAT IS SHYT IN A GREESY SHELL!! I’M TALKN ABOUT REAL FAJITA TACOS MADE BY A MESICAN WITH SALSA U KNOW U WALK INTO THE PLACE AND U HEAR THAT MARIACHI PLAYING
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YOU know it aint real and I know it aint real but its the best thing going at 2am… I swear. But I know what you talking about… I dont think Im getting sushi tonight.
@AL
Oh yeah… I love a good Mexican restaruant.
@pryn i thought i was the only one working in a ice box..
IGO, that’s Harajuku Fury
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That boy is plain crazy…
MARIACHI PLAYING
Yep. Yo cousins up the skreet from my job. I have their taco salad, or black bean pie, or fajitas, or enchiladas at least once a week. Real tortilla shell thats prolly 500calories a pop.
:yum:
ay dios mio now i want some dam fajitas and enchiladas!!
Pryn it was 20 when I got here this mornin and I told my chief I have lupus and have a crappy immunue system anyway and been so if you want me to keep havin to use my leave I will. She told the engineers to get off their asses and find me a heater and I had one that same day
somebody shoot me soooooooooo over this day
Spreads mexican buffet out on SR table so all may feast :hugs: ENJOY!
@ Igo and Margies is 24 hours
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta
Who the hell would be in it? Keri Hilson perhaps? *throws Beyonce CDs*
@otb that would be my tio
and yes its about 10546543 calories after u fry it!!
Ok, I’m back and aint read chit because I already know the hate is deeper than rap up in here cuz my boo keeps haters
Hey Choco!!
@AL OH WE GOT LUPITAS HERE AND ITS OPEN 24HR TOO!!
ITS THE SPOT AFTER A NIGHT OUT!!
*eyes the hot carrots on the buffet*
The lil Mexican hole in the wall here the lady have her ginormous frying tube sitting in the middle of the shop soon as you walk in the have a meat counter and sale groceries and every mexican bootleg movie and cd known to man Its good though
Aint nobody hating on the 1st lady.
Screams I received my BIRCHBOX today LOVE LOVE LOVE THESE great new eyeliner they sent in peacock Interesting
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@pryn i thought i was the only one working in a ice box..
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NO MA’AM you’re not!
*shoves Lakes under my desk so she can warm up*
@AL I BET THAT DAM FRYING TUBE IS FOR CARNITAS **PORK MEAT FRIED**
Hoveround?
You didnt have to pay a cent did you?
OutsidetheBox says:
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta
Who the hell would be in it? Keri Hilson perhaps? *throws Beyonce CDs*
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I heard Cubic Zirconia from Crime Mob is going to be on the show.
Maybe her Myspace boot designer will be on the show as well.
<<<< really hoveround
:hugs: Feel better bewski's
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OTB
No ma’am!
OutsidetheBox says:
Love and Hip Hop Atlanta
Who the hell would be in it? Keri Hilson perhaps? *throws Beyonce CDs*
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I hope thats not about to happen… I quit
Its already enough fkers trying to be famous… LAWD.
@ Lakes you already know thats all they have in there all day long. First time I saw it I was like what you got cooking her Pork me : I love you
I lovefriedfood
OMG Love n HIP HOP In ATL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When the chirren started calling on the desk phone to ask if they “can stay the night with Leilani”?
Is school even out yet? I havent even talked to Leilani. Lil girl if you dont get off my air…
Where her mama tho?
Where my child…I know she gave her the number… lawd. I aint ready for Gen Y chirren!
really hoveround to the table since I’m too weak to walk
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When I see folks on them thing at the store… Man.
So Sandra isn’t giving us a new post
GOES TO SEEK NEW NEWS
Fe-lana!
hey hey hey
@AL THAT BE THE BEST MEAT DO U HEAR ME!! ITS SOO FUKN GOOD
I BET THEY MAKE HOMEMADE TORTILLAS TOO!! AND PLEASE PEOPLE STOP SAYIN TORTILAAS I HATE THAT SHYT!! 
*grabs a some chips and salsa*
The got them fried pickles back at Zaxby’s. Not that I eat them or anythang.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@AL I BET THAT DAM FRYING TUBE IS FOR CARNITAS **PORK MEAT FRIED**
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Damn Im hungry as hell… Im gonna have to run at least 3 miles tomorrow morning.
Love and Hip Hop ATL will consist of Ms. Carried Baby, Ci-error, and Ice Crystals just for starters…
When I see folks on them thing at the store… Man.
sweet cheeks
I already know I’m gon burn for this but I was out walmart and apparently the lady was in the lil motorized cart and the battery died outside in the middle of the parkin lot with cars behind her! Why she didnt stay to the side I don’t know but she kept yellin “It died on me, It died on me” when I tell you I cried……………
OutsidetheBox says:
The got them fried pickles back at Zaxby’s. Not that I eat them or anythang
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The ones at Hooters are good too… I only go there for the food though
Its Friday Choc. You know Sandra out backpacking or something.
waits to see what Choco comes back with
So Love and Hip Hop ATL? who’s gonna be on that? Sherlita? Chyna White? Diamond and/or Princess? Pastor Troy’s boo?
Al?
Sherlita?
her Myspace boot designer
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Who? LeJuan Tyree?????? The one who, on his app for something it asked “What college did you attend”….and his answer was “I went”. Is THAT the boot designer that you speaketh of?
I love hooters wings. I make them better than them at home tho. The hooters look better at my home too.
Aww snap just got a call and friend is comin to town tah mah ruh
How’d that “a” get in there
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
sweet cheeks
I already know I’m gon burn for this but I was out walmart and apparently the lady was in the lil motorized cart and the battery died outside in the middle of the parkin lot with cars behind her! Why she didnt stay to the side I don’t know but she kept yellin “It died on me, It died on me” when I tell you I cried……………
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OH SHAIT… I would have fking lost it.
I saw a chic on one last night.. .she had to be every bit of 25 she was riding that thang all on her cell phone an shit..
LIMA, Peru – Joran van der Sloot pleaded guilty in a Peruvian court Wednesday to the murder of 21-year-old Stephany Flores.
“Yes, I want to plead guilty. I wanted from the first moment to confess sincerely,” he told the court. “I truly am sorry for this act. I feel very bad.”
After his client’s statement, van der Sloot’s attorney Jose Luis Jimenez argued that the defendant killed Stephany Flores as a result of “extreme psychological trauma” he suffered from the fallout of the 2005 disappearance on the Caribbean island of Aruba of Natalee Holloway.
Van der Sloot, 24, was charged with killing Flores exactly five years after American student Natalee Holloway went missing in Aruba. Van der Sloot has long been the primary suspect in her disappearance.
Van der Sloot was accused of killing Flores in her hotel room and robbing her of casino winnings.
Van der Sloot could receive up to 30 years in prison at his sentencing Friday.
But this may not be the end of van der Sloot’s legal troubles. In June 2010, a federal grand jury in the United States indicted him on charges of wire fraud and extortion for trying to extort $250,000 from Natalee Holloway’s mother. Van der Sloot allegedly told her that if she gave him the money, he would lead her to her daughter’s remains.
The U.S. could attempt to extradite him to face charges stateside.
CNN also reports that van der Sloot allegedly received $25,000 from Holloway’s mother and used that money to travel to Peru, where he met Flores.
Jacked from CBS News
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
sweet cheeks
I already know I’m gon burn for this but I was out walmart and apparently the lady was in the lil motorized cart and the battery died outside in the middle of the parkin lot with cars behind her! Why she didnt stay to the side I don’t know but she kept yellin “It died on me, It died on me” when I tell you I cried……………
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“It died on me, It died on me”
town tah mah ruh
Tah mah ruh 
#FINISH HIM Mortal Combat 
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OutsidetheBox says:
I love hooters wings. I make them better than them at home tho. The hooters look better at my home too.
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Oh yeah… I bet you 10 bucks I can make better wings.
Now the hooters on other hand you got me on that one.
@lolita awww shyt now!!
:hunch:
Choco he got 28 yrs
you should have seem him in court he was smirkin and laughin
Choc he got 28 years. They say he might do 14.
OTB that lady name is Sherita not Sherlita
@LOLITA
IGO
What kinda wang recipe you got? I got like 3 different ones that have been tried and TRUE perfected. That Hooters dupe is just a taste bey-bay<—New Orleans accent.
Choco I’d be outta breath just thinkin bout doin somethin! I feel that bad. It’s a female anyway
Well thats better than His aint it Honey?
@ OTB I dont know about no new sherlita…I was talking about Sherlita Patton
@OTB and Lolita
I effn hate the site of his face this DEMON should be demolished he didnt’ care about Natalie nor this other woman he killed in PERU and it pisses me off that folks just keep acting like oh no big deal WTF how does he continue to get away with it he was a bully in jail from what I’ve heared
OTB he wont live that long
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Aww snap just got a call and friend is comin to town tah mah ruh
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Oh damn… I hope the people in your area stock up on water and flashlights cause its bout to be some trouble…. Please let the store be stock with Anal tongue guards…
Oh chit thats big boy lady aint it
Lets see love and hip hop atlanta
Line up:
Scrilla, the one on the west side and his girl ciroc
2 pistols and shammie
Shy D and angel
collipark
playa poncho and shree
Kilo and his baby momma’s
Zae, and his wanna be woman Georgia peach
Too short and , and.
I got nobody for him
J.D and
Indeed OTB, like you’ve been lurking for 213297526 days and you come in and take a regulars name like that??
@Lolita
I feel for you I so hate feeling down my ownself just rest your body and the company will hopefull lift your spirits!
Um sweet cheeks must really miss havin that ass licked huh
ELove says:
I SEE a “Gay Pride” Tag Though
@Anna
You THINK She wears Granny-Panties Too
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Never. She seems like the type that will be 90 still trying to wear a thong.
You think they gone kill him in prison @Brown? I did…they way they was going off outside the courthouse.
Thats a smug ass bastard, Joran is. Ugh.
I read Natalee’s mama is trying to get her declared legally dead.
Choco I am! It will be good just seein her and my godson
OTB i think they just declared her dead this week
anal tongue guards
OutsidetheBox says:
IGO What kinda wang recipe you got? I got like 3 different ones that have been tried and TRUE perfected. That Hooters dupe is just a taste bey-bay<—New Orleans accent
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I make a Lemon Pepper one (I cant tell you home many times Ive mad these for a woman and WOW)
I also make a regular Hot and REALLY HOT
I make a Honey BBQ one too and my spicy garlic…
anal tongue guards
^^ umm please esssplain!!
prynsexxx says:
her Myspace boot designer
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Who? LeJuan Tyree?????? The one who, on his app for something it asked “What college did you attend”….and his answer was “I went”. Is THAT the boot designer that you speaketh of?
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YES! OMG.
That was one of the funniest posts ever! I remember DB clowned him hard! I think he had a boot or shoe give away after that.
Natalee’s Dad got a judge to declare her dead–her mom was against it
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
anal tongue guards
^^ umm please esssplain!!
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That came from a song… back in the day.
if yall dont leave LEEJUNE alone
@OTB
He’s very smug and Im with Lolita there are a lot of enemies he’s made in public and in JAIL I hope he IS MURKED SWIFTLY and PAINFULLY
@Lolita
GOD is GOOD just enjoy them and be amazed at how it will make you feel better being around loved ones
oh wait didnt ole girl with the 80s club pic with the wicker chair in the background win
Yes, yes. Me and IGo gonna have to sponsor a Wing Off or something. I love lemon pepper wings. And hot and spicy of course, ohhh and these Japanese wings I make, sticky and sweet. Oh yeah. Good chit.
I cant wait for Super Bowl food.
Yall talking bout that Vander Slooth kid…
I heard he got like 28 years.
oh wait didnt ole girl with the 80s club pic with the wicker chair in the background win
Sooooo much going on I’m confused
Ladies do you feel gross if your man goes down on your light days or do you feel like he’s an animal that has to have you
WONDERING
Hey Dymond!
Joran probably won’t do 28 years and if he does he’ll only be 52 when he does get out…plenty of time to kill again…ya’ll see him court? Boy, he acted like that was a total waste of his time. I heard he was having a great time in prison…getting high and loving his newfound homosexuality…supposedly they put him a cell with some notorious killer that they thought would kill him immediately but instead Joran is his new bytch
Creamy, A.K.A ChicNiccAalien says:
Lets see love and hip hop atlanta
Line up:
Scrilla, the one on the west side and his girl ciroc
2 pistols and shammie
Shy D and angel
collipark
playa poncho and shree
Kilo and his baby momma’s
Zae, and his wanna be woman Georgia peach
Too short and , and.
I got nobody for him
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Shawty Lo aka Sharpie Lo and the girl with the eyebrows
JD and the stripper baby mama
Young Jeezy Baby Mama
TI 1st/2nd Baby Mama
Young Dro Baby Mama
Diddy Baby Mama
Cee-Lo Baby Mama/ex-wife (hell all the Goody Mob Baby Mama’s)
I’m sure the lines will be around the corners at auditions. Mona has her work cut out for her.
OTB
WHAT CHU CRYIN FO!
CHOCO
I’d kick his ass if he tried that with me
do you feel like he’s an animal
Monthly dont stop no show.
@ Choco
I don’t like to be sexual at all when that is going on but since my hormones are amped up I have to fight him off…no ma’am homie aint even getting :blow: at those times
my cycle would be like surprise bytch then we got a csi murder scene so no ma’am
OutsidetheBox says:
Yes, yes. Me and IGo gonna have to sponsor a Wing Off or something. I love lemon pepper wings. And hot and spicy of course, ohhh and these Japanese wings I make, sticky and sweet. Oh yeah. Good chit.
I cant wait for Super Bowl food
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I made that and some other stuff for a spead on New Years…
<i.Boy, he acted like that was a total waste of his time
That fool was
and chit. I bout died. I bet his parents so proud. 
That surprise murder scene is the WORST!!!
The nigga would be like tampon please…
Dear Bossip,
I met a guy who loved to express how different he was as man.
Of course, I was curious and attempted to make myself available to get to know him better. He stated he’s an investor and works a lot. The first month of getting to know one another, we would meet up in our cars talk for a while and then leave. Our phone conversations also went good for this month. I called myself being honest about having a male “friend” on the side, who was my hanging out buddy, and who was my “Buddy,” too.
Now, the guy I met opened up about how financially comfortable he is, and how he’s looking for a real woman to be devoted to, and what plush houses he owns, and how he’s the brother who his family relies on financially, etc. However, I learned during the first month that he had a controlling characteristic. That first month, he called it quits because I didn’t answer my phone and we had gotten intimate prior, and upon explaining learning where I was and with whom, he assumed I got busy with my Buddy. Which wasn’t correct. We were out with others at the bar that night. So, all in all, he broke it off with me.
Weeks went by and I had been trying to explain the misunderstanding to get him back. I wanted him as a friend and more than a friend. He finally met up with me, by car, and we patched things up. I wound up letting my Buddy go and explain that I was trying to start a real relationship with someone who can handle my lifestyle. I am a divorced mom of three and I have custody of my children and I get limited help from their father’s, and I lack family support because my family is small and I lost both of parents. So, my guy lead me to think we gone work on a new relationship and someone I could lean on too.
Well, it’s been four months now, and last night I let him come by and get his things and he gave me my key back. I’m stunned, but slightly relieved. I know there is no perfect person, but I thought he was my settling down guy. He never physically abused me, but he would say things that I mentioned to him that were hurtful. He is physically disabled, but he never let me see his body totally. He would hide his disability fully. He always drove different cars and he lived in the boondocks and, yet, I’ve never rode in a vehicle with him and I’ve never been out in public with him, nor seen his so plush of a home. All I have ever seen is the money he totes around. Of course I asked him more than once if he was married. I even explained if he’s a hustler, then he can go on. His reasoning being, he works a lot and is on a mission to be a millionaire in 2012. He’s not married. He just wants a real woman because he was about to marry his child’s mother, but she turned crazy and got herself pregnant to keep him around. And now he doesn’t trust females.
Our last argument lead to him getting his stuff out of my place. It was over a concert he went to. He says his coworkers invited him and he couldn’t say no. Mind you, we never have been anywhere and that struck a cord with me. He mentioned how good the concert was and how best dressed he was and how ladies were complimenting his attire. I simply asked him to take a photo so I can see. He never sent me a picture, and days went by without me receiving it. So, one night he mentioned the outfit. Sarcastically, I said, “You must have sent that to someone else, because I never got that picture you owed me.” He gets bent and says, “I was just about to show it to you, but since you assuming I sent it to another person, I am too tired to reach the phone.”
There has been this back and forth periodically for months now regarding different scenarios. I feel like he’s definitely hiding something and compensating money in it’s place. Ultimately, I cannot be sold or kiss ass at this point. I am stunned because I thought I met a serious man wanting a real relationship. He says I play too many games, but all I be wanting is his time, but making money is that time. So, Terrance give me some feedback, just how you do it!! – What’s Up With Him
Dear Ms. What’s Up With Him,
Let’s see here, uhm, Ma’am, there is nothing to tell you. There is nothing to say. You didn’t have a relationship with this mysterious man. You didn’t have anything invested in him. And, you certainly were not his woman, and neither was he ever your man.
And, who the hell is romantically and physically intimate with someone and you don’t know their disability? How was this man able to hide his physical disability from you? Did y’all have sex in a dark cave, and he just climbed on top of you and did his business and told you not to touch him? Where they do that at?
I’ll be damned if I climb into bed with someone and I know they have a physical disability. I want to see what limbs are missing, or any scars, or Keloids, or whatever you are trying to hide. We’re not getting into anyone’s bed until we discuss this physical impairment. What happened? Why? When? And, how?
Chile, as you all can see women are so freaking desperate that they are now dating physically impaired men, whom they don’t know what their physically impairment is, just so they can have a man, well, a d**k. AND, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH DATING SOMEONE WITH A PHYSICAL HANDICAP, but, uhm, any person with common sense would at least inquire, or know, or see what physical impairment they have.
Im not laughing at the content just at some the chit she says and how that mofo said he’s to tired to reach for his phone 
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Young Jeezy Baby Mama
I’d return my TM103 I bought too.
OTB
I’ll pass on the tampon cuz if you gon do it you gon do it right so I can wait
Oh Okay Ladies
Monthly don’t stop no show
Ahhhh hell she’s right
is that not unsanitary?
OutsidetheBox says:
So im the only one?
The nigga would be like tampon please…
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OTB
While I have surf the crimson wave before… I tend to stay clear from that.
But light days for some mean like your off almost no flow so
I dont know I find that chit funny CHIT CRAY MEN CAN BE ANIMALS when they get into it 
My lifeless body was pulled and folded in so many different directions OMG!
@DYMOND
That time of MONTH Im my horniest makes no sense but he aint crimson diving all like that – he will be like :stop:
Did y’all have sex in a dark cave
it aint for everybody
I can wait too @Brown but it aint for me.
And Im all about cl!t stimulation in oral so the snatch dont get disturbed during that time anyhow.
@DYMOND
ION if it is or isn’t I would presume no tho…
*decides which day of the week I’m gon take off next week since my boss will be in georgia*
Did y’all have sex in a dark cave
ION what to think about that story with that woman
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fck that you gottta be able to suck the cum out and that aint happenin with no damn tampon in
WHat yall talkin bout
Right; my flow is always pretty much “light days” cause the Mirena…I still aint back right and its been gone for months.
Unless I workout heavy crdio or something, I can count on light.
*cardio.
fck that you gottta be able to suck the cum out ,/i>
Whoa. Graohic.
I even have a grace period of 2 days after…he has learned to ask if the grace period is up
sorry OTB
i got a lil excited
if you gon do it do it right
fck that you gottta be able to suck the cum out and that aint happenin with no damn tampon in
my lights days is like IM OFF and that MOFO goes BESERK when the mood catches I promise I be shocked at his strength 
I was just wondering it’s not the first time it happened but it’s been a few years
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I have no effn comment
@ ymond I count the days cant do the rasberry swirl thing <—- when you eat it bloody and it get around your mouth like a rasberry filled doughnut I heard
Soooooo ya’ll don’t mind ya’ll man looking up at you with his mouth looking like he just got stuck by Tyson in the 4th round?
Are ya’ll vampires?
And damn I get wet enough…I don’t need to be that wet
sorry OTB
i got a lil excited
if you gon do it do it right
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@DYMOND
Girl the only time I won’t is in the beginning of my cycle by day 4 it’s on
@DYMOND
No babes thats the point its not really anything there at least for me Im not looking at no clown face chucky mofo when get done down there – He don’t have chit on him like that
he couldn’t stop diving
I was like this nicca hooked 
rasberry swirl thing
I guess some ladies in here don’t have light days oh well
Dymond, Choc is speaking on her lighter days and I stop the hole up.
I dont kiss period. Anyone (except my kids) Its a long story.
Damn. Still in this post huh?
homie aint even getting :blow: at those times
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Thats the best time, so he can get on some damn where….
Yall purchase the dvd “Angel’s Pleasure Principles: The Art of Fellatio”….. The chick is a old crow ass BEAST! There is a clip of her work on the site.
<—– yall can thank me later……
#googleit
When I was younger I used to lie about what day I was on and extend it. When I got older, I fudge it up a little. Maturity helps a man.
um I didnt wear a bra today and my shirt is like this silky type material and my nips are hard
in case anyone cares
I dont kiss period. Anyone (except my kids) Its a long story.
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Oh MY
I have light days,
And were talking about periods. Awesome.
Yall just nasty… for no damn reason
YSo, we off topic tho.
Whats gone on in Chi town. Besides that snow.
i cares Brown are they perky
um I didnt wear a bra today and my shirt is like this silky type material and my nips are hard in case anyone cares
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K Another Question
Ladies do you drink from your man’s faucet
I dont like the clean up after like you just committed a crime looking around for SVU to show up
And damn I get wet enough…I don’t need to be that wet
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*scoots up to look @ Brown’s shirt closer*
And were talking about periods.
Y THE FUK YOUR AZZ come in here all crude we didnt’ say the word 
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No drink.
” I dont kiss period. Anyone (except my kids) Its a long story”
No
Really???
YSO
It aint me this time…
Word play all around.
FUGGG THIS I got 2 mo hours in this bish I want some answers 
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@SIS
Not a damn thing for me as usual. I don’t know or care about anyone else.
Never a drink not once
Another one Ladies
If your man puts his lotion on your stomach does he rub it in
@Choco
I drank from the faucet one time awhile back and it was a bit traumatizing because the timing was a big ummm, harsh on the back of my throat…
@OTB
You really won’t share with us y you won’t kiss on the mouth
Choco I rub it in then I’ll taste some just for effect
If your man puts his lotion on your stomach does he rub it in
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no, but I won’t front like I haven’t rubbed it in myself…
@IGO
Yeah, for once it’s not you.
Well excuuuuuuuuuse me. So we can say pussy and ass but not period? Damn weirdos.
because the timing was a big ummm, harsh on the back of my throat…
I can dig that thats Y I back up if I feel like Im about to drown
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If yall asses would use the damn fruit roll ups you wouldnt have that problem
Why AL why?
Well excuuuuuuuuuse me. So we can say pussy and ass but not period? Damn weirdos.
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Touche
Hey Sandra I just seen a picture of Beyawnnce and Blue Ivy on my FB, and she was breastfeeding her. I need your opinon, I will make her my gravi !:offtopic:
Yeah once and done Choc! Thats how I know I dont drink! And hell no I aint sharing… yall know way too much chit about OTB as it is
I still love the fruit roll ups.
The fruit roll-up thing is cool for just the 68, but if he pulls out to shoot, it won’t work…
If yall asses would use the damn fruit roll ups you wouldnt have that problem
You are prolly right I’ve yet to do that to him and I had some in my room last night 
JUST REALIZING THIS
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@OTB
Who ruined kissing for you? That has given me a sad.
Annnnnnnnnnnndddd we were doing so well without.
ALBoy says:
I dont like the clean up after like you just committed a crime looking around for SVU to show up
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Dude Ive never just knocked a woman down knowing she was on… maybe she was a day or two close to that time and I knocked it on… But i aint gong that way if the RED light is up… that shait means STOP.
@FE and Lolita
Oh and LO I taste and thats how I know I will drink 
Gotcha I rub it in also but last night that mofo rub my entire belly down
<<<<<<————– Look what I found circulating FB, on Bey supposely fb page
@IGO
I feel the same way. :stop:
I dont swallow but I would swim in the lotion if I could!! :backstroke:
Drinking =
“Lotion” on my skin =
<—You gettin the shyt kicked out of you while i'm going the fukk off!
Sis, the chirren’s daddy.
Ion kiss no mo. *weeps a little*
I have this recurring dream where Im getting married and my mama yell out “even if she dont kiss you , she love you.”
K Ladies one more
So when you are in missionary and he wants to do backdoor action and I mean really wants it how do you distract him and keep him lusting
Thanks @ Pryn
cuz I do need some help in that area…I can finish him off but it’s like a freakin chore to me! I hate to do it! I need to learn some techniques to help me enjoy it better –only time I dont mind is if we are 6——9 then I’m so distracted I dont mind
<—You gettin the shyt kicked out of you while i'm going the fukk off!
K answer the other ones :hugs:
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CONTROVERSY
MzDimplez1123 says:
Drinking =
“Lotion” on my skin = <—You gettin the shyt kicked out of you while i'm going the fukk off!
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Im just gonna mark a "NO" down her for Dimplez on the swallow and stomach thing.
@Dymond
What do you mean if you could? Swim in the lotion he would put it on you – you just gotta tell him or let him
Aw… :hugs:
(opens a tampon to gently dab away your tears)
@ Choco…..I don’t play at all when I know i’m on and I plead the 5th on that last one on the grounds that answering my tarnish my image.
Wait what?
@ IGo…..
Good looking out Bruh. 
prynsexxx says:
homie aint even getting :blow: at those times
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Thats the best time, so he can get on some damn where….
Yall purchase the dvd “Angel’s Pleasure Principles: The Art of Fellatio”….. The chick is a old crow ass BEAST! There is a clip of her work on the site.
<—– yall can thank me later……
#googleit
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Are you from Chicago? I've been to 2 house party that hosted Angel. You get a take home folder and everything. All of her techniques have names. She bought grapefruits for all of the women and showed us a trick where you cut the center out and massage your man with it while you are giving oral. She is a beast. But her man looks
@ Choco I meant if my dude filled a freakin pool with his lotion I would literally swim in it
@DIMPZ
Tis good do NOT want to tarnish that image
@OTB
This fool want to do anal and you’re scared so you try and distract him wanting it what do you do to not disturb the mood mid coitus
back door virgin here soooooo
@IGO
Mark down “NO” for me as well on those.
@ Choco I meant if my dude filled a freakin pool with his lotion I would literally swim in it
And Im the one to take chit sooo literal how this passed me by ION
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Dymond says:
back door virgin here soooooo
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MzDimplez1123 says:
@ IGo….. Good looking out Bruh.
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No problem…
* Wonders if she can suck a football through a coffe straw…
Scanned the messages…This is what I got
Folks is rubbing they mans lotion on their face on stomach but want swallow
VDOT don’t will not
nobody but his kids… need the WHOLE story on that one
Folks putting fruit roll up in their CottonCandy
Go on I’m waiting
well I already know my image is pretty much fcked so…….
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
Mark down “NO” for me as well on those.
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I should’ve known….
@ Choco…..I appreciate you respecting my good name and all.
@ Cali…No offense but, I think you got half of that recap wrong love.
Are you from Chicago? I’ve been to 2 house party that hosted Angel. You get a take home folder and everything. All of her techniques have names. She bought grapefruits for all of the women and showed us a trick where you cut the center out and massage your man with it while you are giving oral. She is a beast. But her man looks
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Da hail I’ve been never heard of
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
well I already know my image is pretty much fcked so…….
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Yeah you might as well just say fk it…
is mad i didnt get no
last night..sleepy bastid :rollseyes:
@ Brown………..And you still manage to keep a smile on your face!
Insisting on butt stuff triggers the immediate closure of all other entrances. Which he knows beforehand. If he chooses to ignore that knowledge…
#BlueBalls
No Brown that GRAVI is pretty much fvcked! LMAO
*10th grade sex ed teacher voice*
If this makes you uncomfortable, you should not be having sex.
caligirl says:
Scanned the messages…This is what I got
Folks is rubbing they mans lotion on their face on stomach but want swallow
VDOT don’t will not nobody but his kids… need the WHOLE story on that one
Folks putting fruit roll up in their CottonCandy
Go on I’m waiting
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Cali
These ladies done lost it…
@Fayla
*snickers* I did! We
until the bed dang near scooted to the center of the room! …that nukka was 
in 2.5 seconds after we finished… 
@ Cali reading is fundamental boo you aint no KDub
@IGO
Now why would you say that?
Am I the only one that let a dude play in the happy place in the parkin lot of a club in front of God knows how many people (well we were in the back so)then had nothin else to do with him????????
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
is mad i didnt get no last night..sleepy bastid
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Sleepy…. WTF
I didnt know there was a clock on the Pussay damn….
LOVE MY METABOLISM
@ Brown…..Can’t say i’ve done that.
Right, I havent been butted since I was popping pills.
You got to sneak me for real with that. 
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Am I the only one that let a dude play in the happy place in the parkin lot of a club in front of God knows how many people (well we were in the back so)then had nothin else to do with him????????
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thats sounds like an excellent evening maam… LOL
@Dickinme
No, I’m not from Chicago. I had her on bootleg…and I was just amazed at her stuff. I’ve never seen that “grapefruit” trick, but everything else gets a
from me.
What would kill me was, after she finished with a technique…..she would smile into the camera like
<—— this…. with the gob of spit hanging from her bottom lip and sliding down her chin. :crying1: <—- looks sorta like this. 
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Am I the only one that let a dude play in the happy place in the parkin lot of a club in front of God knows how many people (well we were in the back so)then had nothin else to do with him????????
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Choco aka Hippie says:
Are you from Chicago? I’ve been to 2 house party that hosted Angel. You get a take home folder and everything. All of her techniques have names. She bought grapefruits for all of the women and showed us a trick where you cut the center out and massage your man with it while you are giving oral. She is a beast. But her man looks
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Da hail I’ve been never heard of
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I haven’t saw the videos but I saw her in person. I guess it’s the in thing now to host oral demonstrations… She bring all the dildo’s, flavored condoms and everything. The first party there were at least 15 women and the 2nd party was at least 25. She has so many different techniques. She even has a diagram of the d!ck labeling all the areas and the areas that are most sensitive.
@ OTB…You care to elaborate 385?
K Another Question
Ladies do you drink from your man’s faucet
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I slurp, gargle, swallow…
prynsexxx says:
@Dickinme
No, I’m not from Chicago. I had her on bootleg…and I was just amazed at her stuff. I’ve never seen that “grapefruit” trick, but everything else gets a
from me.
What would kill me was, after she finished with a technique…..she would smile into the camera like
<—— this…. with the gob of spit hanging from her bottom lip and sliding down her chin. :crying1: <—- looks sorta like this. 
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Her mouth is really wet and nasty in person too. She teach sounds and eerrthang!
Dimpz yo pkg has been shipped
@MEN
So if you wanted to do backdoor action what type of excuse would you accept and it wasn’t like I was forced its just that I had to bring him down from wanting that so I was asking the ladies what would they do or say
ok yall convince me to tell it!
Dude tried to get at me for years durin my bartender days and I always blew him off so after I quit bartendin i started clubbin and would see dude at the clun so he started sweatin me again so one night i thought i was theee shyt! had on some boots and a short skirt with a split up the middle (slutty I know and men love the bow legs) so I’m dancin with dude and he takes his credit card out and sticks it in between the twins tryna impress me! WHERE THE FCK AM I GONNA SHOP AT AT 1AM IN THE MORNIN!!! WALMART! So anyway the club is closin we walk to he vehicle one thing lead to another I end un against the front of his car, his hand is un my skirt, I cum and alot and he’s in shock and i tell him I’ll call him the next day while I try to avoid the wet spot
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
Now why would you say that?
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Im just saying…
YOU are very intriguing which would make for some interesting “Situations”
While one spot might be Extremely wet that might be as far as you are going.
She even has a diagram of the d!ck labeling all the areas and the areas that are most sensitive.
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DAYUM ShaBOING BOING!
@YEP
SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT PROUD
YepIsaidIt says:
K Another Question
Ladies do you drink from your man’s faucet
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I slurp, gargle, swallow…
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Now this is turning out to be a lovely tea party…. You are appreciated.
Thanks Fay! The things that just pop on you.
DCKimmie says:
Her mouth is really wet and nasty in person
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It looked “broke out” on the tape and she covered it with foundation. She even TALKS like she holds a mouf full of balls.
#chockfullofnuts
FeFe says:
@Fayla
*snickers* I did! We until the bed dang near scooted to the center of the room! …that nukka was in 2.5 seconds after we finished
@2.5 secs :rollseyes: ole braggin azz
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but if i tell u he might get raped tonoight?? balee dat!!!
Dude was callin my cell byt the time I got home
“I can’t believe you just left like that”
“You sure you don’t wanna come over”
“You wanna go get breakfast”
@ Brown…..That’s Hoooooott! *Paris Hilton voice*
@ Choco…I will say and I won’t elaborate or say more. I don’t dissuade.
Am I the only one that let a dude play in the happy place in the parkin lot of a club in front of God knows how many people (well we were in the back so)then had nothin else to do with him????????
Nicca’s always wanna taste HOLDS HEAD IN SHAME
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Awwww well hey I let him eat me out
Choco aka Hippie says:
@MEN
So if you wanted to do backdoor action what type of excuse would you accept and it wasn’t like I was forced its just that I had to bring him down from wanting that so I was asking the ladies what would they do or say
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I would rather be just told
“Dont put that there”
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Dude was callin my cell byt the time I got home
“I can’t believe you just left like that”
“You sure you don’t wanna come over”
“You wanna go get breakfast
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I would have promised you the entire IHOP menu…
Why Brown’s gravi look like “I GOT his ass!”?
@EGO
That didn’t stop him tho I mean eventually I gave him something else to do but that disclaimer wasn’t working
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Brown…..That’s Hoooooott! *Paris Hilton voice*
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That shait aint hot… thas mean.
@Dimpz
Kool Ma
@IGO
So…You think I’m intriguing?
(files away for future reference)
Denise and Eve make Lisa Raye look like dirt. Her legs look really really old.
MZD
he does looks devious dont he
sweet cheeks he was already showin clingy signs! If I tell you I’m gonna call you let me call you don’t be callin me!
Whats goin on in here
I aims to please
@ Cali…No offense but, I think you got half of that recap wrong love. .
<i? Right, I havent been butted since I was popping pills. .
You know what? Just…nevermind.
I aims to please
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Eh.. I rather have clearance on the flight line before I just land the plane… Messing with the backside is a very tricky situation… you cant just rush up in there all willy nilly. I just wanna be told its good before I get to just pile driving.
and why the fck he give he his credit card just to take it back! Niccah I can’t do nothin with it at 1am! I guess he thought that would boost his status to show me he was willin to trick!
@ IGO….The mental visual was hott.
@ Choco…Can you…NVM. That’s an email type question.
@ Brown…..Yes he does! LOL I’m gonna go Google Sisquo and see if that pic comes up.
Right, I havent been butted since I was popping pills. .
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Right she gone pop one tonite
@AL
Red light running, bathing/swimming in man milk and backdoor action. So, you know, same old same old.
@Dimpz
Im tryn to meet your inner freak on SR
@IGO
Smart man. You’ll live longer doing it that way.
I dont see how you guys can talk abot this stuff
apparently he wasn’t used to a squirter and it blew his mind
@EGO
I can dig it!
HE SAYS I MAKE HIM ACT LIKE THAT
And Im not doing anything but being me walking around nude and what not 
@Lolita
Squirting is for special occassions
Someone is new here
@ Choco…..OK, *sigh* I can be kinda freaky as long as it’s not a bunch of fluids involved.
I don’t do it often but, i’m not bothered by anal. I can even do it reverse cowgirl which when I mentioned that before, ppl were acting like I was a mutant.
sweet cheeks he was already showin clingy signs! If I tell you I’m gonna call you let me call you don’t be callin me!
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Im not one for calling a woman… If you say you gonna call then I aint bout to call.
Balls in your court.
I don’t do it often but, i’m not bothered by anal. I can even do it reverse cowgirl which when I mentioned that before, ppl were acting like I was a mutant.
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Girl first pls don’t give two chits about what folks think PERIOD! Second now Im real impressed by that reverse cowgirl butted thingy you gotta donk doncha!
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
Smart man. You’ll live longer doing it that way
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Yeah thats I why I like to talk to women about sex before we even go there.. I wanna know what I can do and what i cant… I like to know what turns her on and what are her turn offs… Flying blind is for idiots.
If we move to a new post what will our topic be cmon now yall help out
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
apparently he wasn’t used to a squirter and it blew his mind
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Yeah those are the greatest…
*I think Im might purchase the game twister…just for the mat.
Why must I love Choco so?!
Whatchu laughing at Shaun?
*slides sweet cheeks a list of my turn ons*
You know, for future reference and chit
DAM I MISSD ALOT!!
@DIMPZ
Bish you besta email me instructions on being butted
Im taking that word from OTB it not anal its butted
* Puts list in Back pocket
Just in case…
I Go There says:
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
apparently he wasn’t used to a squirter and it blew his mind
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Yeah those are the greatest…
*I think Im might purchase the game twister…just for the mat.
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Who’s playing naked twister
*too lazy to scroll up and find out what yall talking about
Ok I have a question
I have this friend who knows I’ve been sick and has offered more than once to come over and cook for me etc but said friend is feelin me also. I’ve already told her no since I know this could end up really bad.
Any suggestions
Lolita
I emailed you a question about that dream check it out
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Ok I have a question
I have this friend who knows I’ve been sick and has offered more than once to come over and cook for me etc but said friend is feelin me also. I’ve already told her no since I know this could end up really bad.
Any suggestions
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Yeah Just let me watch… I sit over there and be REAL QUIET.
@Lolita
and leave she will understand as that’s all she wants anyway worked for me and I wasn’t even ill
Yeah since you were in a drought have her come over cook clean eat
@BROWN
Stick to your no if you know it’s gonna lead somewhere you don’t wanna go.
@ Brown……Keep away! You remember what I told you that time on the phone right?
@ Choco….All you need is, a lil vaseline, enough oil to get him nice and slippery, a few drop on yourself if it’ll make you feel better, him laying flat on his back, lean back on it while rubbing whatever spots on your body stimulate and/or relax you and ease into it.
:slap: I’m gone regret these receipts one day, I know it!
Can you be taught how to squirt or am I just squirtless? I do my kegels
She’s cute but I NEED SOME PENIS!!!!!!!
I dont need her comin over tryna cook some gourmet type shyt thinkin she got somethin comin.
My place stays clean so I dont need her to do that
qtipthecat says:Denise and Eve make Lisa Raye look like dirt. Her legs look really really old
Like dirt? really? She is older than them other hoes and looks damn good for her age? Bish you prolly look like dust
I let hubby slide in the back door from time to time. And, again, I drink from the faucet. Nicca be sleep in 2.2 seconds after I get that up out of him. Hell, we’ve been together 10 years. If all you want to do is missionary, don’t be surprised if he calls you the wrong name one night.
MZD
*gasp*
I remember!!!!!
she got a nice rack tho
I’ll explain at a later date how I saw her naked
@DIMPZ
Bet Im trying that tahmahruh GOOD LOOK SIS :hugs:
@LOLITA
You know that thing called CLAP on well STRAP ON Up to you tho boo!
@ Brown DON’T DO IT!!!!
Dymond says:
Can you be taught how to squirt or am I just squirtless? I do my kegels
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yeah you can be taught…
Curve your index an pointer fingers to you make a letter C… Insert and that will give you direct Gspot stimulation (you’ll know by the ridges) then press up against that a bit and push down on your lower stomach…. you will feel like you have to urinate but just PUSH… annnnnnndddddd… SPLASH…
or so Ive been told.
Dymond I’m not
I let hubby slide in the back door from time to time. And, again, I drink from the faucet. Nicca be sleep in 2.2 seconds after I get that up out of him. Hell, we’ve been together 10 years. If all you want to do is missionary, don’t be surprised if he calls you the wrong name one night.
MY BISH 
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@LO
Don’t be holding out on us how did you see her naked you peeped through her window
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Ok I have a question
I have this friend who knows I’ve been sick and has offered more than once to come over and cook for me etc but said friend is feelin me also. I’ve already told her no since I know this could end up really bad.
Any suggestions
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If u are not feeling her dont let her start doing shyt for you. U probably wont be able to shake her later.
Don’t do it Brown!
You can tell me how you saw her naked if you want to though.
@ Choco…Glad I can help.
Don’t come in her cussing at me if it doesn’t go as planned though.
Dymond I’ve hear you could be taught but I think it’s a lie because if that’s the case I’d do it every time but I don’t and trust I had dude on google gettin instructions
Well DYMOND
Now youz a squirter :hugs: 
EGO KNOWS YOUR BODY BETTER THAN YOU
I Go be knowing all kinds of shyt!
Don’t come in her cussing at me if it doesn’t go as planned though.
GOT ONE BETTER I WILL EMAIL THAT AZZ RIGHT AFTERWARD SIKE 
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Dont know her body just gave out basic info… I like to read and chit.
Never thought a man would answer that but good looking out IGo
**writes this down**
wait a minute insert all them damn fingers? and if I got all them digits in there won’t I just splash into my own hand? and I never seen them do that on those videos
@IGO
Now I find YOU intriguing. Quite.
MzDimplez1123 says:
I Go be knowing all kinds of shyt
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You should always learn as much as you can about your opponent.
MZD
we used to take each other out fro the other’s bday so for hers she was runnin late from work and came straight to my house and asked if she could shower and change. She does home health, anyway gets out the shower and yells that she needs a towel and instead of crackin the door she holds the door wide open. Bish thought I was gone fall for the okie doke
*spits water out @ opponent*
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
Now I find YOU intriguing. Quite.
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Mmmmhmmmm
@ Mz D Im liking that gravi and the instructions you gave earlier
MzDimplez1123 says:
*spits water out @ opponent
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Yes opponent…. Im the competitive type.
K Another Question
I get off on it 
Ladies do you drink from your man’s faucet
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I Go There says:
yeah you can be taught…
Curve your index an pointer fingers to you make a letter C… Insert and that will give you direct Gspot stimulation (you’ll know by the ridges) then press up against that a bit and push down on your lower stomach…. you will feel like you have to urinate but just PUSH… annnnnnndddddd… SPLASH…
or so Ive been told.
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Too bad you’ve already been ruint by other SR members before me.
Well folks enjoy your weekend
Bish thought I was gone fall for the okie doke
and this is why Im a fake lesbian IM TO DAMN DIRECT I would’ve been like “Bish fuk wrong with you” Nahhhhh aint happening Im about to call Teddy or anyone” Throws towel at broad and walks away fuming 
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I always play to win.
@ Lucious have a good one baby
YSoSrs says:
Too bad you’ve already been ruint by other SR members before me.
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Ruint huh?
WELL we all have perceptions… yours may be a lil wrong but its cool.
Too bad you’ve already been ruint by other SR members before me.
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WOW!
@AL
dont laugh Homie… That aint right.
Al
Just as soon as I gain my stremf back!
You already know!
@Choco Why thank you, doll!
I ain’t no fool. I’m tryna get him to
and then 
I’d be mad at mister if all he wanted to do was the same ol chit too…
It aint your fault bruh
Alright Folks… Let me get outta here.
Yall have a good weekend….
@TY
LOVE YOUR INNER FREAK
Who done ruint IGo?
Yall know I been gone…
Chocoooooooooo?
Im kidding…unless it was you
@ Lucious Ok Ill have something filthy in mind just for you
And before I leave just to be messy……
Al prehaps you and Chief should talk amongst yourselves
you may have somethin in common
ALBoy says:
It aint your fault bruh
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Thanks for letting me know….
and then it’s
and
@YEP
Hun Im a reformed COUGAR I oh so get it
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
And before I leave just to be messy……
Al prehaps you and Chief should talk amongst yourselves
you may have somethin in common
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AND ON THAT NOTE… Im bout to go have a drink.
Al prehaps you and Chief should talk amongst yourselves
FUKKKKK U 
you may have somethin in common
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BISHHHHHHHHH they have nutn nutn in common
Lawd…Brown just ain’t never gone be sht. EVER.
They have nutn in common?
@Brown
@DYMOND
Go home!
I Go There says:
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AND ON THAT NOTE… Im bout to go have a drink.
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Say potna…Can I get that tutorial before you leave? :pacifer:
See #480
They have nutn in common?
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HAHA NOTHING IN COMMON
I HATE BROWN I SWEAR IM PROTESTING
@AL
WHY DON”T YOU SHUT HER UP
@ Dymond we dont have nothin in common
Well, YSo is kicking me off so sayonara!
Peace out Dymond
Since I am at the hair salon bored under the dryer I read this entire post.
You can be the biggest freak and your man still may call out the wrong name one night. I have never been one to equate bad sex as the reason why men (the ones who do) cheat.
Stacey Dash character annoyed me so I will not miss her. I did like some of her clothes but that was abt it.
I don’t know who these uneducated haters are on scripted TV that somebody ref. to earlier. This is a real tv show not reality tv.
LisaRaye is def not a good actress but I like her on the show in this role and her storylines, so I can’t wait for the new season to start.