Last night, singer Mariah Carey tweeted a photo of her husband Nick Cannon laid up in a hospital bed in Aspen, along with the news that he was hospitalized with a “mild” form of kidney failure.
“Please pray for Nick as he’s fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure,” she tweeted early Wednesday morning.
In a subsequent tweet, she added: “We’re trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with Mr. C.”
So what is “mild” kidney failure, you ask? Mariah might be referring to Acute Renal Failure, or the beginning stages of kidney failure. But then again, Nick might not be in kidney failure at all (Nick and Mariah are such drama queens).
Most healthy humans have 2 kidneys, 1 each located in your flank area. If you place your hands above your hips and slide each hand a few inches toward your spine, that’s where each kidney is located.
Your kidneys act as a pump filtering out all the chemicals in the food and drink that you take in. Your kidneys also filters out the bad toxins and waste in your blood that results from actions performed by your liver, spleen, and intestines, for example.
Your kidneys are attached to your bladder (located above your groin area) by way of two thin tubes called ureters. The toxins and waste is excreted by the kidneys through your ureters into your bladder and expelled from your bladder as urine.
Therefore, if your urine looks like apple juice (amber or yellow) you’re good. But if your urine looks like coffee, tea or blood, your should consult with your doctor or go to an emergency room.
If the kidneys are impaired by low blood volume, high blood pressure, an infection, illness (diabetes), an accident, or violent trauma, they can’t filter out the toxins and waste from your body. So the toxins and waste backs up in your blood. Your urine will also slow to a trickle, or stop flowing altogether. There might also be changes in the color of your stool, and your feet and legs will swell from water retention in your body.
When this happens you are probably in acute (recent) or chronic (long-term) renal failure or kidney failure.
But there are cases where doctors diagnose people with renal failure yet they look healthy and their urine looks normal. For instance, athletes and bodybuilders are frequently diagnosed with renal failure due to their high protein diets and their use of performance enhancing drugs.
Even though these patients appear to be healthy and they are urinating okay, their blood tests tell a different story.
If the doctor suspects acute renal failure (the beginning stages of kidney failure) or chronic renal failure (long-term kidney damage) he or she will run a battery of blood tests on you, including BUN (blood), Creatinine clearance (urine test), Serum creatinine (blood), Serum potassium (blood), and Urinalysis (urine test), among others.
If your blood work comes back abnormal the doctor will order an ultrasound scan and/or x-rays of your kidneys and abdomen.
Signs (what you see) and Symptoms (what you feel) of renal failure include:
In Nick Cannon’s case, his blood Creatinine level was probably a little high, and his doctor hospitalized him as a precaution to find out why.
This has been your Medical Minute.
More Info On the Web
Acute Kidney Failure – PubMed Health
Acute Renal Failure – WebMD
Renal Failure – MedicineNet
Acute Kidney Failure – Mayo Clinic
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<—- HOPES AUNTIE SANDRA ARE NOT IMPLYING THAT 'OL ST. NICK & MARIAH ARE MAKING UP HIS ILLNESS!
When will some fools realize that everything is not a fuggin photo op. This nicca hurting in the hospital bed and this chick is still sending out tweet messages and pics.
Get well Nick dem babies need u son
Thanks for the info
*ooops – hope aunti IS NOT implying*
while reading your medical minute, I felt like I was a student in Health Class and you were the teacher! Thanks Sandra!
renal failure… makes me think of my mothers bff.. may she r.i.p
**back to lurkn**
So what is “mild” kidney failure, you ask? Mariah might be referring to Acute Renal Failure, or the beginning stages of kidney failure. But then again, Nick might not be in kidney failure at all (Nick and Mariah are such drama queens).
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Really Auntie Sandy we are questioning the man’s health and hospital visit?
Sometimes its best not to say anything at all if its covered in negativity. Hope he gets well, he has two kids to raise!!
LMAO @ you callilng them both queens
But then again, Nick might not be in kidney failure at all (Nick and Mariah are such drama queens).
the same thing
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I was
you can tell nick was not pleased with the photo op! I can see this marrigage aint gwaan last long..
Hope he gets better…
i crack up everytime somone says “dem babies” lol
I don’t like Mariah’s jenny craig commercial…the days of honey are over
never heard of “mild” renal failure
& i hope nobody’s that damn thirsty to fake a fluckin illness as a stunt. u don’t play bout chit like that
queens of a feather flock together!
So she takes pictures of Nick while he’s sick but probably wouldn’t let Nick take pictures while she was having her tummy tuck completed? Okay.
Mariah could have kept this quiet. Who shows their man in a weak state?
@Tatted
You know that is what Sandra is implying had this been Tiny and TI she would have been urging us to say 100 Hail Mary’s so that TI can come home and continue dominating the Hip Hop industry <——(insert sarcasm)
Morning Everyone :wave:
NaijaGal says:
I don’t like Mariah’s jenny craig commercial…the days of honey are over
I dont like it neither she shouldve talked not have wind machines and bronzer all over her body! lol! I like janet jackson weight lost commerical!
Naija..girl my hubby had me
when he saw her commercial. he was like bay what she doin? is she posed to be sessy? i said yeah for a bish that just dropped #dembabies. he said he guessed, but didnt agree 
@Mizz I adore Janet and I like the money goes to charity but she’s so not believable…she knows she’s not eating those frozen dinners
<— ME DOING MARIAH'S NEW WEIGHT LOSS COMMERCIAL
YOU CAN MAKE IT
YOU CAN MAKE IT
YOU CAN MAKE IT
YOU YOU YOU CAN MAKE IT
YOU CAN MAKE IT
YOU CAN MAKE IT
YOU YOU YOU CAN MAKE IT!
I fuggin' hate that commercial!
Makes u wonder what’s in those damn honey smacks n golden crisps! I swear everytime I eat those cereals my pee comes out smelling EXACTLY like em! Smh
So she takes pictures of Nick while he’s sick but probably wouldn’t let Nick take pictures while she was having her tummy tuck completed? Okay.
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*sigh*
Mimi…Really?
Dont they also do a biopsy of the kidney, at least that’s what they did to my mom
This is SERIOUS..if true! He needs to take care of himself!! Sandra I didn’t read if this was hereditary or not…This has happened to several members of my family…scary!
THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION…Knowledge is power!
Nick has probably been taking some kind of protein supplements to build up that scrawny physique of his. That stuff will mess up your kidneys.
YSO
hey chica
Heeeey H-Town
I keep missin’ you!
My grandmother died of renal failure. This is not cute. At all.
@mizzdallas I don’t like Mariah Carey’s weight loss commercials either. Her body is just off to me.
And if I see one more Jennifer Hudson commercial again I’m canceling my cable. She has 5 different commercials in rotation
Morning Folks! AND Happy New Years to the folks I missed over the long weekend…
<—– BELIEVES THAT YSO IS DEMENTED BCUZ HER GRAVI'S ALWAYS SCARE ME!
Heeeey Bigcity, Eb & AllNYC
@ Fay – I was doing the “growl” in my voice, whipping me hair around & had my hand up….EVERYTHING!
don’t like Mariah Carey’s weight loss commercials either. Her body is just off to me
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MC has always been built like she got a sack of laundry right around her midsection.
GM everyone
Nope, didn’t read all that but I hope he gets better. Has anyone ever had kidney stones?? Now I hear THAT is some painful stuff!
LOL @ EB…
Yes so SICK of Jennifer’s commercial too…speaking of Jennifer..she said her wedding is STILL ON..they just will not be telling folks when they will marry????…whatever…
Good Morning Tatted aka MM aka Bow-Hipted Heffa aka Sis, Naija the Sweet, Mizzdallas, Fay Fay (not to be confused w/ Fe Fe), Fe Fe (not to be confused with Fay Fay), Cocoa, Tink, Therapist, and everyone else. Big
I hope Nick isn’t sick with kidney failure – I’ve never heard of it being “mild” – Sandra, does this mean it’s just getting started? I have a sister-friend who is currently on dialysis for the second time, and it’s rough to see someone go through that. I just
her so much for being so strong.
Feel better Nick!
I don’t like Mariah’s jenny craig commercial…the days of honey are over
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15 years ago Honey came out. So they BEEN ova!
NAIJA!!
Hello there!
Mariah could have kept this quiet. Who shows their man in a weak state?
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She already showed us her man in a weak state when he was carrying her purse around with a fuggin DOG in it.
DAMN IT’S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE HONEY CAME OUT? WOW.
Signs (what you see) and Symptoms (what you feel) of renal failure include:
Feeling fatigued or tired all the time
Bad breath
Breathless or short of breath
Bloody stools
Dark or bloody urine
Decreased appetite
Dehydration
Flank pain above your hips toward the back
Dry metallic taste in your mouth
Dry or cracking skin
Nosebleeds or bruising all over your body
Seizures
Swelling in your feet, ankles and legs (not alleviated by elevating your legs)
Excessive urination (especially at night)
No urination
Mental changes, confusion
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@TATTED
I am. Very. Doesn’t stop you from lubbing me.
**sigh** what we talkn bout?
Get well Nick!
My mom was told she needed a transplant so I dont wish this on anyone
BigCityGirl says:
LOL @ EB…
Yes so SICK of Jennifer’s commercial too…speaking of Jennifer..she said her wedding is STILL ON..they just will not be telling folks when they will marry????…whatever…
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After the way I saw David get his head whomped by that big ol’ man on wrestling, Jennifer needs to make sure their insurance game is on 100.
He’ll be a vegetable soon if he keeps taking those types of punches to the head.
He don’t look like he’s faking in the pic.. he looks like he’s in pain. I won’t comment on her tweeting the pics but I will say that when you’re in the hospital stressed and waiting on news twitter and fb and the internet can be a much needed diversion. Doesn’t make her a drama queen imo
Hello Kaycei aka big booty heffa aka black azz booty heffa aka my sis prolly until the day I leave this earf!
AAAAAAAAND
I’m
@ your Fay Fay & Fe Fe descriptions!
DAMN IT’S BEEN 15 YEARS SINCE HONEY CAME OUT? WOW.
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Butterfly (album Honey is on…I think) came out in 1997 if I am not mistaken. Its 2012.
Poor Nick I hope he is okay
@ YSO – I do
yo azz! VERR’ MUCH! 
Everything
HEEEY BEW! 
htown-chick says:
Makes u wonder what’s in those damn honey smacks
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Ooh I hate Honey Smacks! They one with the frog on the box right? I HATE that cereal as much as I hate shredded wheat
Did Nick drink protein shakes or use steroids to “bulk up, get his weight up”? I hear increased protein intake over a period of time can cause acute renal failure.
@ JMO….so you just gone tell a bunch of ashy folks they have kidney failure?
MC was real slim back in the vision of love days if I’m not mistaken
kidneys are nothin to play with. my dad has to do dialysis 3 times a week
:hugs: @Tatted
Get well Nick. I know she done prolly worried the mess outta you sir.
I heard that Nick was in a celebrity boxing exhibition and took a kidney punch
Candi
is he on the transplant list
KayCeiSoul says:
@ JMO….so you just gone tell a bunch of ashy folks they have kidney failure?
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I’m truly concerned though
Kaycei
*jumps in your lap and sings Body and Soul*
THEY ARE EXTRA IT IS PROBABLY A KIDNEY INFECTION AND NOT KIDNEY FAILURE!
*fixed*
KAYCEI!! MS. E!!
Hey Yso!!!!
i’m so mad I just noticed YSo changed her name :rollseyes: u fancy now huh? all abbreviated & whatnot #hhmph
@Sandra, thanks for the in-depth info on the kidneys
These Republicans are dropping like flies. Bachman is suspending her campaign. Perry next. OBAMA 12!!
@CandiB she was slim all the way up til like “Heartbreaker”…then she got her boobs done or something that made her start to be shaped like Spongebob. IDK wtf she did. Oh wait…that mighta been her early onset middle aged spread.
I am sorry about your dad and your mom too @Brown. Daddy Dub has been rolling out with one kidney since 1986. So we have been fortuante so far.
@brown
yes he’s on a list
Heeeey Loveleigh, Candi, JMO & bbclivy
MILAN!!
You know that’s you guhl.
<—- PRAYS CANDI'S DAD BE OKAY!
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
My mom was told she needed a transplant so I dont wish this on anyone
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Suga, I will certainly add your mom to my prayer list.
I know how it feels to have someone you love go through it.
My sister-friend HAD a transplant back in the day. When everyone else was young and hanging and clownin’ enjoying life, she was sick all the time or hospitalized, or on dialysis. Had the transplant and was good for over 10 years – then her appendix burst. Poisoned her kidney and now she’s back on the donor list.
@FAYLA
Keeping it short and sweet. Just like moi.
@JMO
I have learned that people sometimes know something is wrong with them before you even say anything. I have a coworker who has chitling breath every dam day I offer him gum, peppermints, mentos, mint floss, junior mints anything. He usually says “I’m good when obviously he is dying inside”
When he does accept it and he starts talking to me it usually smells like mint dookey. So now when he comes to my desk I usually act like I am knee deep in work and keep my back to him 
LOL @ Ysoyrs… :non: Hi Hun
@Brown
Sorry to hear about your mom. Praying for you and your family.
When will some fools realize that everything is not a fuggin photo op. This nicca hurting in the hospital bed and this chick is still sending out tweet messages and pics.

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She looks very foolish and there is a time and place for everthing
Get Well Soon Nick
What can i do to convince you that I am not Milan. i do like that name though
Baby you don’t have to try to read my mind
cause you know I wanna get it in
And tell me why would we just think about it
If you want it then I got it
We can be body to body
Body to Body
I don’t mean to rush you girl
But we should be body to body
Body to body
*hate this song but it just popped in my head*
*sigh*
The Republican’s best viable candidtate is actually Ron Paul but they won’t support him cause he has the nerve to not follow typically conservative views
He usually says “I’m good when obviously he is dying inside” When he does accept it and he starts talking to me it usually smells like mint dookey. So now when he comes to my desk I usually act like I am knee deep in work and keep my back to him

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@ Fay Fay, I’m good. Trying to get all my good SR time in before my classes start back up tomorrow.
Ugh.
Candi
make sure he’s on both lists
They have 2
One is for younger people and the other is for an older person (they’d get a kidney from an older person) They usually dont give kidneys from older people to younger people. If you have an 80 yr old who dies and has decent kidneys they’ll give it to an olde4 person first before they will the younger one. I guess to try and prevent the younger one from needin 2 transfers if the first one gives out. I’m sure you already knew that tho
They put my mom on both lists but luckily my sis is a match
Hey Maven!!!! Fayla, YSO, everyone everyone
They put my mom on both lists but luckily my sis is a match
God is GOOD
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Heeeey Choco
Herrrroooo SR FAM :2dance:
I’m glad Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann is out. She made Sarah Palin look presidential.
The Repubes have no chance. None.
LOL @Mrs.Maven
Morning everyone!
I hope Nick looks better and I actually give MiMi a lil credit for not being in the hospital not looking like a glamazon.
Candib & Brown

KayCei
Maven you favoring christette michelle there! Go girl
EB says:
@mizzdallas I don’t like Mariah Carey’s weight loss commercials either. Her body is just off to me.
And if I see one more Jennifer Hudson commercial again I’m canceling my cable. She has 5 different commercials in rotation
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Yo that shyt is annoying….I turn everytime
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
I have learned that people sometimes know something is wrong with them before you even say anything. I have a coworker who has chitling breath every dam day I offer him gum, peppermints, mentos, mint floss, junior mints anything. He usually says “I’m good when obviously he is dying inside”
When he does accept it and he starts talking to me it usually smells like mint dookey. So now when he comes to my desk I usually act like I am knee deep in work and keep my back to him 
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Damn! My uncle has horrible breath like that and will be the first person to talk you to death. Growing up, he used to give us car rides everywhere before we all got a drivers license and we used to fight for the back seat. He always thought it was because he was a bad driver
Hey Choco, Dimpz and Naija
@tatted
@ Aekelani – Chrisette Michelle??? That’s a new one but thank you. I think she is ABSOLUTLEY DELICIOUS!
LEIGH!!
@MILAN
Nothing you can do really. Maybe the “real” Milan will show up again and prove me wrong. But I don’t think so.
Dimpz
@Dimpz
Mariah looks a lil high in that pic
I HATE’CHU SO MUCH SOMETIMES! Ol’ girl beggin you to believe her, and you don’t! I’m HOLLERING @ my desk!
DIMPZ!! :hugs:
YSO
you talkin bout the chick with the 1992 moto foto fog lens pic?????
@JMO
OMG that is how my coworker is that nicca will stand and talk to my back for 10 minutes straight. All I be thanking is if this nicca have the back of my hair smelling like ass I am going to fukk him up. When he walks away I usually spray some perfume around my hair. Sad thing about it is the nicca is drop dead gawgus and the way his breath smells I am suprised that nicca dont have flies flying around his mouth all day.
YSoSrs says:
I’m glad Michelle “Crazy Eyes” Bachmann is out. She made Sarah Palin look presidential.
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If thay aint the Craziest woman Ive ever seen…. That lady bout as sharp as a bowling ball.
Whats up everybody.
Choc D
you always make my day 
<<<<<<<< my expression when i first saw that gravi
*drool* @ my E-bro’s gravi!
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
OMG that is how my coworker is that nicca will stand and talk to my back for 10 minutes straight. All I be thanking is if this nicca have the back of my hair smelling like ass I am going to fukk him up. When he walks away I usually spray some perfume around my hair. Sad thing about it is the nicca is drop dead gawgus and the way his breath smells I am suprised that nicca dont have flies flying around his mouth all day.
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@ The Makeup Maven: I’m not implying they’re making it up, I’m saying they’re exaggerating it.
@ Sandra – Oh, okay!
mizzdallas says:
while reading your medical minute, I felt like I was a student in Health Class and you were the teacher! Thanks Sandra!
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You’re welcome hun.
@TATTED
What I do? I didn’t have a problem with Milan and I don’t have a problem with Aekelani.
Thank you Choco-Boo.
Hey Yso!
Ok..so Nick got punched in the kidney? Did I read that right?
And this is very painful for him? Dude might have kidney stones.
Now those ARE very painful indeed.
Hey My E-Loves!

@ Choco…I just thought she looked tired but, I’m still impressed that she’s not in full makeup and club uniform *ala TI*
Sup Chief
how was your weekend
The Makeup Maven says:
*drool* @ my E-bro’s gravi!
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Thanks Tatted…
Fayla says:
& i hope nobody’s that damn thirsty to fake a fluckin illness as a stunt.
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I’m not saying they’re faking an illness, I’m saying it might not be as serious as Mariah is making it out to be. Clearly, he’s in a hospital bed with tape on his arms where his blood was drawn. So something happened to him.
Hey again fam !
Sandra says:
@ The Makeup Maven: I’m not implying they’re making it up, I’m saying they’re exaggerating it.
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Do you know this first hand Sandra, if not you should never make fun of somebody’s illness. Make fun of Mariah for being a douche bag posing for the camera and chit but dont make light of the fact that this man is in the hospital.
YSoSrs says:
@TATTED
What I do? I didn’t have a problem with Milan and I don’t have a problem with Aekelani.
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Whats up Brown
The weekend was cool… Didnt do much for the New Years
Stayed at the crib.
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
*drool* @ my E-bro’s gravi!
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Thanks Tatted…
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No prollem….I take it you’re a hips and azz man!
@BROWN
I’m being told I’m mistaken. But saying things like moto foto fog pics ain’t gone get anybody anywhere.
Hey Vero
Whats up
The odd to me though is, they had somebody to take that damned pic. That’s lame as hell.
They = him, her or both they asses.
Morning CD, i left the previous post so abruptly, i’m sorry
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
YSO
you talkin bout the chick with the 1992 moto foto fog lens pic?????
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Was that thrown @ me?
@ YSO – You are a nut-job!
@ Aekelani – YSO don’t “dis-like” you. She just fuggin’ w/you! I’m just happy its YOU and not ME for once. She stays on me!

WTF Ever says:
Did Nick drink protein shakes or use steroids to “bulk up, get his weight up”? I hear increased protein intake over a period of time can cause acute renal failure.
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I mentioned protein in my post when I wrote that athletes and bodybuilders are often diagnosed with acute renal failure. It saddens me when no one reads my posts and just looks at the pictures.
lol@ maven i know she messin, she cool, she’s a crazy girl. Awww she picks on you cause she likes you!
mrsloveleigh says:
I heard that Nick was in a celebrity boxing exhibition and took a kidney punch
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It would have to be a little more traumatic than that. Boxers take kidney punches a lot. That’s why they pee blood after their fights.
KayCeiSoul says:
@ JMO….so you just gone tell a bunch of ashy folks they have kidney failure?
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JMO says:
I’m truly concerned though
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@ Auntie Sandra….did you not release HisMommy623 from banishment? She said when she tried to login last, she was still being denied access.
@Naija
Did you hear about Ron Paul’s newsletters he wrote a while back?
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Auntie Sandra….did you not release HisMommy623 from banishment? She said when she tried to login last, she was still being denied access.
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#QuestionsThatNeedAnswers
@Dimpz
IMO of course 
Okay you may be right but the dummy still make a public spectacle of herself by posting this pic on twitter and Rihanna tweeted some chit that reads: How can you lie to her when you lay with me if you don’t have an answer you don’t have to answer – THESE two are prime examples of why folks should stay the hail off twitter
@ KayCeiSoul: that’s very sad. We don’t appreciate our health enough.
VERO!! :hugs: x 789456123
@MILAN
I don’t dislike you.
@TATTED
Aw…You DO get me. :hugs:
Your turn will come back around again soon, don’t worry.
144 Aekelani says:
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
YSO
you talkin bout the chick with the 1992 moto foto fog lens pic?????
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Was that thrown @ me?
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If you’re Milan then yes because that’s what her original gravi looked like but if you’re not Milan then no
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Brown
Sorry to hear about your mom. Praying for you and your family.
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Same here Brown.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Auntie Sandra….did you not release HisMommy623 from banishment? She said when she tried to login last, she was still being denied access.
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The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
*drool* @ my E-bro’s gravi!
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Thanks Tatted…
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No prollem….I take it you’re a hips and azz man!
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Thighs, azz and hips
@ Choco….I TOTALLY agree, I said that shyt was lame and Rih is trying to air Breezy’s ass out. LOL She better than me though.
Hey Lani!
I guess Brown not speaking to me because I look drunken again.
@ Candi….Wonder if we’ll get an answer.
@AuntSan.. *ahem* 152 and 159 *ahem*..
Why thank you Sandra!
<=================== No Milan. I got to find this b!tch
@SANDRA
But sometimes the pictures are the best part.
Wow thanks for this Medical minute, love it!
MZD *ties you from the ceilin by one foot*
this gravi doesn’t have that crazed drunkard look!
I still prefer the one of you layin on you back………..
HI Nikke!
@ Auntie Sandra….did you not release HisMommy623 from banishment? She said when she tried to login last, she was still being denied access.
@ Brown….Iono which one.
AEK
I’m sure you dont need to look far since you had her gravi as your gravi before
One foot though?!
MZD
you had on a tank top and the twins were creepin out sayin Give Us Free!
Mimi is a attention whore and I find this picture disturbing….
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
AEK
I’m sure you dont need to look far since you had her gravi as your gravi before
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*snickers*
Was that when I still looked like myself? *short black bob*
@ ChocD aka C.D.: I am not making light of his illness. But he was just admitted to the hospital last night. So how would she know if he is in “mild” kidney failure? In my experience, that means his blood levels might be a little elevated, and maybe a doctor told her that could mean renal failure, but they won’t know until ALL the tests come back in the next few days. So she hops on Twitter to exaggerate his illness like the attention whore that she is.
@Dimpz
This gravie you have up now is giving me life!
176 MzDimplez1123 says:
Was that when I still looked like myself? *short black bob
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Oh was I sposed to be payin attn to your hair
@ Brown….I changed it, not sure that’s it though
@SamYell no I didn’t…what did they say
Thans FE!
<—— DOES NOT WANT TO BE PICKED ON BY YSO. I HAD MINE FAIR SHARE!

ole messy ass!
I just meant if she copied and pasted the gravi she should know where she got it from
I guess Auntie gone ignore my ass as always.
awesome
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
*drool* @ my E-bro’s gravi!
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Thanks Tatted…
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No prollem….I take it you’re a hips and azz man!
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Thighs, azz and hips
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*looks down* I got ALL THAT! Too bad!
New post please!
SAMYELL
Funny chit tho.
I KNOW THIS is off topic, but I had to let this truth be known….
to you black women who run to other races/nations outside of the 12 tribes of Israel, all at the same dissing the black man- SHAME ON YOU!!!
Don’t you know that you will be judged for that?????
Stop looking at wicked women like nene leakes, naomi campbell, bbq whores, and all the other wicked women shows; and think this is what the Most High will accept.
All them wicked women will be destroyed later on by God if they don’t repent of that evil lifestyle. POINT BLANK PERIOD!!!
Yes, I know that some black men need to get it together ( and I will address that later ), but the answer is not in the so-called caucasian. PERIOD!
Whether you like it or not, that is not the order that the Most High has established for you BLACK WOMAN!!
If you can’t find a good black man, that’s because you are not doing what the Most High told you to do in the Bible ( Old & New Testament ). Period!
You are better off being single & celibate for the rest of your life, than to run your big mouth talking bout how ” black men ain’t spit ”
Then you sit up there thinking you got it going on because your white husband is taking care of you….Please! Whether you like it or not, whether you believe it or not, the Bible is against it!!!!! PERIOD!!!
Don’t you know you would have been put to death for that?????
Yall better repent, and start obeying these laws in the Bible. Start searching for the truth, because what you see on TV and in society aint it.
Why you baking babies though?
Choco aka Hippie says:
New post please!

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@SANDRA
I agree with you here about Mimi.
AND SO IT BEGINS!
candibfly says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Auntie Sandra….did you not release HisMommy623 from banishment? She said when she tried to login last, she was still being denied access.
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Tell her to request a new password by clicking on the register link at the top of the blog then click on LOST YOUR PASSWORD and input her username His_Mommy623.
Sandra Rose says:
WTF Ever says:
Did Nick drink protein shakes or use steroids to “bulk up, get his weight up”? I hear increased protein intake over a period of time can cause acute renal failure.
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I mentioned protein in my post when I wrote that athletes and bodybuilders are often diagnosed with acute renal failure. It saddens me when no one reads my posts and just looks at the pictures.
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I read em Sandra!!
*whispers: remember my name in the next giveaway. Its only 3 letters 
OTB
&
<— headnod!
SHUT UP
According to Amber Rose, Kim Kardashian is a sneaky beyotch who ruined her relationship with Ye’….Peep the details.
Via Radaronline:
Kim Kardashian has always insisted that she and Kanye West are just friends, but that may not be the truth after all! In an exclusive interview with Star magazine, Kanye’s ex girlfriend, Amber Rose, revealed that the reason she and the singer split was because of the reality star’s devious cheating ways.
“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber exclusively told Star. “She’s a homewrecker!” According to Amber, she was dating Kanye when he and Kim first hooked up — and Kim was dating NFL star Reggie Bush! “They were both cheating,” Amber, 28, said. “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”
Amber says it was Kim, 31, who instigated the whole affair by calling, texting and sending racy photos of herself to Kanye. “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” but apparently Kim didn’t care enough to respond when Amber emailed her for an explanation.
“I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded.” Amber slammed Kim for her cheating ways. “It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t f**k each other over like that.”
However, Amber is current dating Wiz Khalifa, 24, and has credited Kim for helping her find true love. “I want to thank her,” she said about Kim. “Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now.”
Last time we checked both these broads fucked with both Yeezy and Reggie, but ah well. Glad Amber can stay positive “thank Kimmy Cakes” for her finding Wiz and true love. SMH.
*grabs OTB by the brastraps* Good morning!
OutsidetheBox says:
For the record, I remember a little cute baby in your gravi @Aek. And I do memba you saying you was teasing Milan w/ the gravi.
Funny chit tho.
:yep: we called her alabaster, she had blonde hair but I think she was black. It was in joking fun though not “clowning” her
Hey Choco
Thanks Sandy!
@Redeemed
So if I had a white husband but still praised the black man for his greatness are you saying that it’d be ok?
Just askin’ because sometimes it ain’t always about not being able to find a good black man, but more about thinking yt over here is fine den a muhfuggah!
<—This BLACK WOMAN is color blind when it comes to dyck. Can't tell the difference in the dark.
SO Kei, HOWMANYLICKS, and anybody else that’s married to a nin black Redeemed is talkin bout you
Yall asses need to be patient and wait for them black men to get outta prison!
#messy
*gets HIS’ koala fur recliner ready for her return*
*Luscious & Candi’s peeps added to prayer list*
Dimpz!
IGo & Choco
So Amber thought let me just even the deal and sleep with her ex? B*tches are stupid.
Candi!!!!!!!!
I’m soooo happy!!! :crying1:
I missed you so much! I was trying to play it cool, but fuk it.
Stop looking at wicked women like nene leakes
Speaking of NeNe Leakes
Why yall didnt tell me bout her new white man? Where he came from? Got a little bread too huh?
HIS!!! Come back to the light!
@IGO … you stayed at home on New Years Eve?? You’re a home body?
@Tatted …
at comment 189
@Milan@Aekelani …The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
*drool* @ my E-bro’s gravi!
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Thanks Tatted…
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No prollem….I take it you’re a hips and azz man!
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Thighs, azz and hips
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*looks down* I got ALL THAT! Too bad
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Maaaannnn…… I aint falling for that foolishness.

Good Merning Kita! I LOVE that gravi!!!! Lawd look at them …
Hey friendddddd. LOL
awesome
i knew u cared
FAY!
@ ERRone else…..I just forwarded the info to HissyFits.
<<<will panty drop for Jake Gyllenhall, Bradley Cooper, Leonardo DiCaprio, Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnon, Paul Walker…
Ye has terrible taste in women.
He and I might not make it after all. 
@ JMO…I was home for New Years too.
I know I wasn’t talking to you but, yo ass still coulda picked me up and took me somewhere. 
@Dimpz
<—-till I owe you child support
The baby was leverage for Sandra to release @His. Now that I see she's aquiesced I'll turn the oven on low.
“She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’”
Hey EGO :hugs:
@ Naija….Kellan Lutz is cute too.
JMO says:
@IGO … you stayed at home on New Years Eve?? You’re a home body?
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I got out from time to time… but I wasnt feeling it.
And I wanted to bring the New Years in right… so I did just that.
How long does Sandra typically ban folks before she lets them back in??
That damned Awesome really digs me.
@ JMO –
YOU CAUGHT THAT BEW! 
@ E-Bro – I wasn’t trippin’ you!
I’m sorry!
But Amber is a hypocrite cuz she did the same thing so Im wondering where the problem lies
@Tatted
@Naija He was saying how he believed black folks were criminals and something something fuk them phaggots….
Now yall already know yall wrong for talking about my girl Mariah, its now secret that whatever situaction she’s gonna look cute & make it a “diva” moment, and thats why i fuckin love the bish lol…..as long as she has on a short dress,
out, hair flowin, with a finger to her ear hittin high notes, then my life WILL be alright
“and then a hero comes along”
@MzDimp

@ JMO…You not sposed to come back.
SAM!! :hugs:
“acquiesced”
#WerdNerd
whyyyy is this chocolate baby bundt cake from corner bakery almost 600 calories?
i want it so bad. why is my metabolism so slow? i swear life ain’t been no crystal stair 
Sandra dont usually let banned folks back… exceptin Sass. I think she secretly know Sass be right.
So sad, hope he recovers from whatever excited his system into ‘kidney-failure’. It’s very odd Mariah diagnosing him soon; he just entered the hospital last night…. I wonder what other on-going illness could have cause quick distress for his kidneys to stop functioning. Now, does he have sickle-cell? I remember seeing him in person once, and he does look a little deficient in something
Wishing him well & prayers to his family.
@ Choco…..KIm started it.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…I was home for New Years too.
I know I wasn’t talking to you but, yo ass still coulda picked me up and took me somewhere. 
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@IGO … did you do
anyoneanything special at home that brought it in right at home?@SamYell can’t say I’m suprised…most whities have their inner racisim going but he def doesn’t kiss the Republicans arses #notasupporterjustnoticingsomethings
but there’s another where you’re on your stomach and…….
BAD, BAD, BAD BOY
U MAKE FEEL SOOOO GOOD
Hey everyone!!! Say does anyone know when Bullwinkle and friends(RHOA)come back on?
*faints*
@Yso
Igo
THey have me working hard this week
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@IGO … you stayed at home on New Years Eve?? You’re a home body?
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I got out from time to time… but I wasnt feeling it.
And I wanted to bring the New Years in right… so I did just that.
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Sooo…Hard hard did she smack you? Was it hard enough to knock the piss out of you and onto to her eager body?
@Dimpz & OTB …. really? I always thought it was temporary because I swear I’ve seen people say they’ve been banned a few times
@ Brown….ION remember that one.
*goes to look*
He was saying how he believed black folks were criminals and something something fuk them phaggots….
Its comforting to know how many folks agree with his stances. And he get mad if you ask him about it.
oooooooohhhhhhhhh YSO!!! I get it, I get it
… You ain’t right!

I HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGRY!! SUBWAY SOUNDS NIIICE!!
HIIIII KYYYYYLEEE…MMMHHHHMMMM!!
@SAM I GOT A RINGTONE YESTERDAY WITH HERBERT NASTY OLD AZZ IN IT!!
JMO says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ OTB
@ JMO…I was home for New Years too. I know I wasn’t talking to you but, yo ass still coulda picked me up and took me somewhere.
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… We should’ve went somewhere. I was bored on that long azz vacay.
@IGO … did you do anyone anything special at home that brought it in right at home?
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Nope I stayed at home and me and the fellas played Xbox till around 3
@SANDRA (I am not yelling, you might just notice if I use caps) YOU NEED TO LET CHI BACK IN ALSO !!!!!!!
and i’m lost as usual
@JMO
There are MANY ways to get back in…
i swear life ain’t been no crystal stair
@Dimpz
To hear Ambers side of the story Kim started Im saying I don’t care for either chick but IMO one is no better than the other
OFF TOPIC
BMF Wives reality show to come our way soon!
Redeemed shows up and shows out with the word LOL
@Dimpz…cute gravi *turns screen upside down*
@ OTB I dont think dude is really into NeNe
He was getting on my damn nerve with his weak azz game. She is still with her husband though 
OutsidetheBox says:
Stop looking at wicked women like nene leakes
Speaking of NeNe Leakes
Why yall didnt tell me bout her new white man? Where he came from? Got a little bread too huh?
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Who the guy she went on a date with on the show? The one who looks like Boris from off of Bullwinkle or is there a new alabaster man
@YSo
Do you play Words With Friends?
The same couple of ppl tho @JMO.
Ppl who frequently comment and/or popular folks…I only know of 2 myself.
:wave: @ Vero
@ JMO….They sneak back in.
I’m feelin moody today, can you help me
@IGO WELL DAM I SEE UR AN AZZ MAN THAT BISH RIGHT THER IS THIICK!!
@JMO
I know I’m not right. I just gave up like Aekemilani.
And people that have been banned more than once usually have to “sneak” in under a new name/Gravi. But we know Sassy don’t give no fck.
Well I guess dude better stop bragging about all that chit he bought her for xmas.
I like him. I’d spend his familia dough.
OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I JUST SAW THE NEW GRAVI!!
THAT PO BABY!!
THanks Ty!
@ Choco…I was being a smartass.
@ Sam….I do! KitaShanell
Morning Brown/luscious, Choco, Lakes, and everybody else I missed !
YSoSrs says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@IGO … you stayed at home on New Years Eve?? You’re a home body?
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I got out from time to time… but I wasnt feeling it.
And I wanted to bring the New Years in right… so I did just that.
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Sooo…Hard hard did she smack you? Was it hard enough to knock the piss out of you and onto to her eager body
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nah nothing like that…. quite quiet
His name is John Kolaj.
What can I do?
Lakes!
:2dance:
I must confess, I dont watch RHOA.
I’d much rather watch Man, Woman, Wild or Modern family.
Came back in to look at that Gravi Dimpzzz Got <<<<<<<<<<gul
and 
@SAM
No. I no have no fancy smartphone.
I know I’m not right
Chit is genetic. :fistbump:
@DIMPZ/WIFIE/SESYBISH LAAAWD IS THAT OUR BED
LOOKN ALL SESY SCCROUPSIOUSS!! PUT ALL THAT SESY AWAY!! **cover all of sr eyes** SHES MINE!! 
Is anyone going to watch celebrity wife swap?
Im Tripping though
I didnt know God didnt like white people…
*says 2 hail marys for the White women Ive seen naked.
@IGO … oh ok… thats cool
@OTB, Fefe & Dimpz … wow, ok, I’ll start watching my font because I damn sure don’t know how to get back in

@Sam … I play! Question though: Can you have the same user name on your phone app and on fb? I tried looking for certain people but I can’t find them on my phone
Hey Vero!
@ CD…..I’m trying to keep Brown from leaving from boredom. She keeps mentioning old gravis so, i’m tryna see what the hell she tawkin bout.
Now she need to bring her ass back so I can put my boobs away.
Hey Creamy!
MZD I DO BELIEVE THAT’S IT!!!!!!
change it if you want to and we gon have prolums!
OMG @ Kita. I aint gone be able to blog with yall today w this foolishness.
My Resolution was to curb my sweet tooth.
*zooms in to 400 to see if there’s a nipple imprint*
@Vero
Vittles.
@DIMPZ
Oooh…I see a LOT more of you than I did a little while ago.
LAKER!! :2dance:
Be nice. She’s sensitive and sht.
Hey have any of you guys heard of coning my co-worker just came by and told me about I was
and I think Im gonna do that with my kids you go McDonalds order a ice cream cone and when the drive thru person hands you your ice cream after paying of course you grab the ice cream and drive off leaving the cone behind IDK I thought that chit was so funny but Im doing it 
yso u got a jitterbug?
howmanylicks_07 says:
Is anyone going to watch celebrity wife swap?
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When does it start?
I didnt know God didnt like white people…
So you aint never created a whole bunch of chit you didnt like?
Me neither.
@ JMO….I listed my Hanging and Words with Friends user name up top. I think my FB uses my Gubment name but, if you log in from both *email and FB*, I think it syncs to all.
YSoSrs says:
@JMO
I know I’m not right. I just gave up like Aekemilani.
And people that have been banned more than once usually have to “sneak” in under a new name/Gravi. But we know Sassy don’t give no fck.
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Sneaky, sneaky
LICKS
we watched it last nigth with Gary Busey………………
Is anyone going to watch celebrity wife swap?
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Depends on the celebrity
yso u got a jitterbug?
@vero :hugs: hey chica!

@JMO if it ever happens, you’ll figure some chit out…
@IGo, IKR! Lawwwd, PLEASE forgive me for all the white peen I’ve fantasized about and the few I’ve been with…
*goes to first aid room*
@YSO AINT SHE LOOKN ALL READY AND SHYT THO!!

@DIMPZ WORK THAT FUKN PHONE BISH U BROUHGT LOLITA BACK!!
So you aint never created a whole bunch of chit you didnt like?
Me neither.

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@ Brown….I’m gonna hafta tone that one down a bit.
Hey have any of you guys heard of coning my co-worker just came by and told me about I was and I think Im gonna do that with my kids you go McDonalds order a ice cream cone and when the drive thru person hands you your ice cream after paying of course you grab the ice cream and drive off leaving the cone behind IDK I thought that chit was so funny but Im doing it
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*Writing that down
Mz D you looking real sexy
that’s fine MZD you can just send that one to me
Choco aka Hippie says:
Hey have any of you guys heard of coning my co-worker just came by and told me about I was
and I think Im gonna do that with my kids you go McDonalds order a ice cream cone and when the drive thru person hands you your ice cream after paying of course you grab the ice cream and drive off leaving the cone behind IDK I thought that chit was so funny but Im doing it
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Sandra can we please start getting a Mob Wives post them hoes is straight mental and I so loves it.
OutsidetheBox says:
So you aint never created a whole bunch of chit you didnt like?
Me neither.
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@ HowMany…I didn’t know there was such a show! When does it come on?
**mad she cant concentrate with dimpz gravi goes and gets fan** :hunch:
So you aint never created a whole bunch of chit you didnt like?
Me neither.
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ALBUTT!
How’s $$$$$?
@IGo, IKR! Lawwwd, PLEASE forgive me for all the white peen I’ve fantasized about and the few I’ve been with…
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Yeah Im in Trouble because 2001…………….DAMN
He went back to school today happy to be out of his cell
@ Lakes….I’m changing it! Honestly for some reason, I always thought ppl were more into ass than boobs.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO….I listed my Hanging and Words with Friends user name up top. I think my FB uses my Gubment name but, if you log in from both *email and FB*, I think it syncs to all.
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Yea I remember your name. I found you on Hanging but couldn’t find you on Words with Friends … For some reason, mine wont sync up
Choco says:
Hey have any of you guys heard of coning my co-worker just came by and told me about I was and I think Im gonna do that with my kids you go McDonalds order a ice cream cone and when the drive thru person hands you your ice cream after paying of course you grab the ice cream and drive off leaving the cone behind IDK I thought that chit was so funny but Im doing it
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Yall so childish
***Secretly makes mental note of this to do when I am bored***
It kinda reminds me of the “Fire in Hole” chit that people do
Fugging
@ CANDI
I don’t have no damn Jitterbug! I have a Simple Doro. It gets the job done for as little as $10 a month.
mzd it was on last night with gary busey and ted haggard, i tink next week is flavor flav
Po $$$$$.
@ Mz D Im into All of it
Damn @Dimpz
Thanks Brown
@ JMO…How come you don’t play with me then?

I just added Words like 3days ago.
Alright i’m out for lunch ! be good
@Dimpz
I think the women in the room are more into the boobs… just an observation and an opinion…

MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Lakes….I’m changing it! Honestly for some reason, I always thought ppl were more into ass than boobs.
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While Im a fan of the undercarriage… and nice set of
Bo Bo’s will get you far.
Back in my childish immature dayd (not long ago) I’d go to Sonic and say my order came up to 4.33. I’d give the chick 20.91 and she’d be CONFUSED AS FCK because she had to try and sit there and figure it out in her head
Awwww Good Times……
@ Yso dont knock Jitter products the new Jitter pad is the best 1g pad available
@ Fe….OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<—Better not catch none of y'all "coning" me. I take my job very seriously and I know some of y'all faces and where y'all type.
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Back in my childish immature dayd (not long ago) I’d go to Sonic and say my order came up to 4.33. I’d give the chick 20.91 and she’d be CONFUSED AS FCK because she had to try and sit there and figure it out in her head
Awwww Good Times……
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OMG, I will SOOOOO do this next time I’m there…that is HILARIOUS!
*makes mental note*
FeFe says:
@Dimpz
I think

thesome women in the room are more into the boobs… just an observation and an opinion…____________________________________________________________________
:stop: *corrected your error*

they hated me at Sonic
I didn’t see the request…what/where was it???? *confuzzled*
@EGO
then

I can just imagine my kids reactions like
pull the camera down msDimpzzzzzzzzzz, just a lil,
@FEFE
I’ve never been fascinated with boobs. I have enough of my own. Now a nice ass…That I can appreciate.
and where y’all type
they hated me at Sonic
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Why what did you do and I hate that I don’t have a SONIC near me
@JMO
FeFe says:
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Back in my childish immature dayd (not long ago) I’d go to Sonic and say my order came up to 4.33. I’d give the chick 20.91 and she’d be CONFUSED AS FCK because she had to try and sit there and figure it out in her head
Awwww Good Times……
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OMG, I will SOOOOO do this next time I’m there…that is HILARIOUS!
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On my way to lunch now and I am definitely going to pull it
MzDimplez1123 says:
Thanks Brown
@ JMO…How come you don’t play with me then?

I just added Words like 3days ago.
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Choco see 339
Everytime I try to love THAT girl, she put me right back at square one.
@Creamy
I didn’t get a :hugs: and
from you today! 
@YSo
I think that’s the problem, I have SO MANY
myself that others are somewhat fascinating…and azz just sits there…

I just texted my sister about coning and she said “but those cones are $2 dollas though! Why waste money?? :rollseyes: …. I hate fuggin cheap azzes
TY
let us kow how that works out! The facial expression is priceless especially when they start punchin the lil button for the pennies to come out while they’re really tryna figure out how much you’re supposed to get back
I’d give the chick 20.91 and she’d be CONFUSED AS FCK because she had to try and sit there and figure it out in her head
Awwww Good Times……
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Yeah poor chile is slow cuz I would’ve given you your 91 cents back
@Fefe …
@Dimpz … Nooooo!! Come back to the JMO light
@FeFe, i hugged you in the older post, but for you u, U can get it :hugs: and all the
you heart desire 
@ Jmo I was like who gone waste money like that
not cheap considerate of my financial obligations 
@FEFE
The ass doesn’t just sit there if you know what you’re doing. Unlike Kimmy Kakes.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
I can just imagine my kids reactions like then
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Man that shait right there would be fking tragic…. Im sooo doing that shait.
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Back in my childish immature dayd (not long ago) I’d go to Sonic and say my order came up to 4.33. I’d give the chick 20.91 and she’d be CONFUSED AS FCK because she had to try and sit there and figure it out in her head
Awwww Good Times……
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Thats some evil chit
@Creamy
Oh ok, I sawwry chica!
*takes the extra hugs*
Why waste money?? …. I hate fuggin cheap azzes
I had tears in my eyes
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Well where Im from they are like a $1.50 so (co-worker) said his daughters did it at two McDonalds and one said it was really weird because one place charged us $1.47 and the other place charged us $1.43
But aint my hands gonna be cold?
I dont get it.
I’d much rather make my kids nicca knock.
Bewbs are mother’s milk, literally.
ALBoy says:
@ Jmo I was like who gone waste money like that
not cheap considerate of my financial obligations 
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YSoSrs says:
@FEFE
The ass doesn’t just sit there if you know what you’re doing.
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Im IGO and I approve this message…
Well can we get a Bey post then.
Its been a minute.
@YSo
True…maybe I’m just a hater because I have no azz….
@Creamy
I knew that yaki wearing bish was gonna induce today…
<—SMH
Im sooo doing that shait.
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Ditto
JMO
When I see people on bikes, if I was on the passenger side I’d wait til I got right up on em and yell at the top of my lungs ans scare the shyt outta them and would die laughin because most would fall
CREAMY!!
For real for reals? Bey’s surrogate must be so glad her part has been played and she’s bout to get paid.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Why waste money?? …. I hate fuggin cheap azzes
I had tears in my eyes
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Well where Im from they are like a $1.50 so (co-worker) said his daughters did it at two McDonalds and one said it was really weird because one place charged us $1.47 and the other place charged us $1.43
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I’m soooo doing that!!
I dont know if it’s true i just got an email (Beyonce)
@IGO
Somehow that doesn’t surprise me.
Yes your hands would be cold its just so absurd its funny which is why I will doing that chit
I can scrape a 1.50 outside the bottom of my purse 
@ OTB….I know you love 95% of things Bey but, if she induced today, can we atleast agree that she’s a lameass?
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
JMO
When I see people on bikes, if I was on the passenger side I’d wait til I got right up on em and yell at the top of my lungs ans scare the shyt outta them and would die laughin because most would fall
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Ive did that shait….
I said that yesterday Kita.
Matter of fact, Ive never said that Beyonce was anything but a cornball. But chit, so am I. I can relate I guess.
I dont think its funny to try and scare cyclist
or try to run them off the rode
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
JMO
When I see people on bikes, if I was on the passenger side I’d wait til I got right up on em and yell at the top of my lungs ans scare the shyt outta them and would die laughin because most would fall
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My husband STILL does this chit, that is SO EVIL!
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
Somehow that doesn’t surprise me
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Blame Porn….
Hilarious that Bey’s non fans get the news faster than the deraged stans.

MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
JMO
When I see people on bikes, if I was on the passenger side I’d wait til I got right up on em and yell at the top of my lungs ans scare the shyt outta them and would die laughin because most would fall
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Back from Google…Just rumors and speculation regarding Bey and the baby…That’s more than enough for Sandra to post and for us to run with.
WHat about hitch hiker ditch when you slow down like you gone pick them up them pull off fast <—- fun and free
I knew we’d have to agree at some point!
:2dance: You can have the bow, i’m not really an accessories girl.
JMO
I know I have issues! My mother tells me all the time she doesn’t where I came from because none of her other kids act the way I act
*loves AL*

I used to have this 5.0 and I did that all the time! I feel sorry for the person who bought that car
I love ‘cessories. But I will change it to one of them lil fascinator hats, like the Brits. With a little black fishnet piece over my eye.
TIA.
WHat about hitch hiker ditch when you slow down like you gone pick them up them pull off fast
Im down for this…
Al
you know here on base we have ll these damn crosswalks so one mornin this lady was takin her sweet time walkin across so I put my foot on the brake and then pressed the gas! You can best believe she got some pepe in her step then!
Have any of yall ever faked looking for money to hand a transient until the light changed and just pulled off. No? Me neither.
what about when those groups of peope are beggin for money in the street you get all the pennies out of your ash tray wait for the light to almost change then throw all the pennies at them
Have yall eva played Train on somebody
Wait until they are in a deep sleep, put a flashlight in their face and started screaming their name hollering “get out the way here comes a train”. Did that to one of my cuzzos years ago didnt think anyone would actually fall for this chit but that fool got wrapped up in the sheets and hit the floor with a thud.
AlBoy says:

what about when those groups of peope are beggin for money in the street you get all the pennies out of your ash tray wait for the light to almost change then throw all the pennies at them
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SamYell JacksEm says:
Have any of yall ever faked looking for money to hand a transient until the light changed and just pulled off. No? Me neither.
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And y’all claim that I’m evil. HMPH.
When you are on a long trip and the passenger falls asleep swerve the car and scream as loud as you can they will almost die
YSO
if you couls have seen the look in that lady’s eye when she heard me revvin that engine……….
Have yall eva played Train on somebody
Wait until they are in a deep sleep, put a flashlight in their face and started screaming their name hollering “get out the way here comes a train”. Did that to one of my cuzzos years ago didnt think anyone would actually fall for this chit but that fool got wrapped up in the sheets and hit the floor with a thud.
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Ok, y’all are some SICK muhfukkas! I give up!
The only thing I do remember doing was putting someone’s hand in water while they are sleep, it makes them have to pee…
Some of yall are some Mean sick muthafkas….
WOW
Yall ain’t chit!
fall for this chit but that fool got wrapped up in the sheets and hit the floor with a thud.

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I don’t eff with ppl like that Im a firm believer in KARMA and you never know when GOD sends you an ANGEL that person could look like a bum in the street
and you’d never be the wiser
I was tryna get to my parkin spot and sje was takin too damn long
AlBoy says
They automatically wake up screaming dont even know what the fugg is happening. Just wake up saying AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
When you are on a long trip and the passenger falls asleep swerve the car and scream as loud as you can they will almost die
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@ CD
its hilarious
(makes a mental AND physical note to never go with ALBOY anywhere, ever)
Casper Smart was sentenced Tuesday to one year of probation for illegal drag racing.
The back-up dancer, currently dating Jennifer Lopez, had pleaded no contest to the charge.
He must also pay a $500 fine.
Smart, who was arrested in April 2010, has also gotten in trouble in the past for numerous traffic violations.
Lopez and her beau, who did not appear in court, were last seen ringing in the New Year in South Beach.
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Jacked from Gossip Cop
Wondering if JLO paid for his attorney
yso JUST STAY AWAKE AND WE GOOD
JLo be hand holding with lil Casper and all.
She do too much.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Casper Smart was sentenced Tuesday to one year of probation for illegal drag racing.
The back-up dancer, currently dating Jennifer Lopez, had pleaded no contest to the charge.
He must also pay a $500 fine.
Smart, who was arrested in April 2010, has also gotten in trouble in the past for numerous traffic violations.
Lopez and her beau, who did not appear in court, were last seen ringing in the New Year in South Beach.
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Jacked from Gossip Cop
Wondering if JLO paid for his attorney
I believe that blind item that you posted yesterday. Diddy probably made the down payment and plans to have routine sleep overs at Jlo’s 
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Nope Diddy…I think he wants some of Smart too
@ Brown…the shyt didnt work. Went to BK for my fish sandwich. The heffa had a calculator in her pocket which is sad. They already have pictures on the register now they have calculators. I thought the register was a big azz calculator
OMG. I hope he’s ok? mild kidney failure just out the blue like that? Is it that or did his foreskin go to far down his shaft? tell the truth please.
Hope he gets well soon!!
Someone asked about kidney stones. I’ve had at least one a year (if not more) since I was 15. I’m almost 30 now. It is the most painful thing I have ever experienced. I had a kidney infection from a stone 2 months ago that landed me know the hospital sick as a dog and in pain. I don’t have any kids, but I’ve heard passing a decent sized stone is more painful than labor.I had to have one surgically removed.
*landed me in the hospital