Khloe Kardashian lashed out at her late father’s two ex-wives on Twitter.com for alleging that she was not a full fledged Kardashian.
Khloe was steamed at the 2 ex-wives for blabbing to celebrity gossip websites that Robert Kardashian, who died of cancer in 2003, told each of them that Khloe was not his kid.
“The audacity you have to mention my father’s name like this!,” she tweeted yesterday. She added: “Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are)”
But TMZ.com did a little digging around and unearthed an old court document that seems to suggest that Khloe might have sprang from Kardashian’s loins after all.
Robert Kardashian swore that Khloe IS his biological daughter … torpedoing claims by his ex-wives that Khloe was fathered by another man.
When Robert was seeking to have his 2nd marriage annulled from Jan Ashley in 1999, he submitted a declaration to the judge stating that the marriage did not work because Jan wanted to have his child … but he did not.
In the declaration, Robert says, “I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more.”
Jan just told a tabloid that Robert had privately confessed to her he was NOT Khloe’s biological dad — but that seems to fly in the face of Robert’s own declaration.
Great work, TMZ! I’m sure this will make Robert rest easier.
This really doesnt make a difference.
He loved her like his own & he wouldnt want her to feel any different then he other siblings. He IS her father- since he loved her like his own.
But then again – Who the hell knows
We need a “deep sigh” emoticon
Why did she even need to comment
*DEEP SIGH*
@ Cfree – this’ll just have to work!
One of these kids is doin his own thing
One of these kids just dont belong
Agreed Cfree!!!
At what point do you ask yourself……..who cares? I can find two fuks to give a damn if he is the father or not. What difference would it make?
Khloe look just like that man.
@Reezy I totally agree. And who really cares? She was well taken care of.
If Robert Kardashian had already decided to love Khloe as his then we would refer to her as his biological daughter.
Either way, who cares. I’m tired of the whole family.
CFREE says:
We need a “deep sigh” emoticon
riiight!
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FeFe!!!
<—sisterly 
sounds like klo klo was a bit disturbed by KDub's breaking news
Bootcamp,
Are you asking why did Khloe respond?
I’ll believe this when we get a sworn deposition from Chubakka stating that he AIN’T that baby’s pappy.
Well they do look alike in the side by side pics. Same nose, but hail…that’s what all the chicks say on Maury.
Umm…. he was a lawyer, which meant he was paid to lie in court. I beleive the bedside confession, not the court document used to assist him in getting a marriage annulled.
Along with my two eyes that sees the monstrosity that is Khloe compared to the Angels that are Kim and Kourtney.
ik it’s been said b4, but it still fits: if u keep feedin ’em, they start lookin like ya
Why the fuk would she address this chit on TWITTER do people realize how pathetic they look doing that chit! It’s personal so keep it that way and who the fuk cares about any of YOUZ I used to like KHLOE but using TWITTER IMO you lose points
@LTL
“I’ll believe this when we get a sworn deposition from Chubakka stating that he AIN’T that baby’s pappy.”
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You know Chubakka somewhere with 3 different socials talkin bout pay him in cash and chit!
Fvck ya babymomma like Kourtney Kardashian
Scotty call my phone, I be pickin up laughin
Sex filled shoppin, true story, I ain’t braggin
I’d like to thank my [?], all you bad bitches I’m baggin
Check like mine, no talk straight smashin
watch how crazy it get
Watch this, watch this
aye watch this, aye watch this
Watch this, aye watch this
Man watch this, Man watch this
See you standin there just watchin, I’ma give you somethin to look at
Standin there just watchin I’ma give you somethin to look at
#random
@LTL y is it errytime i c yo gravi i wanna get smanged in that fashion?
TATTED
just know that I love mkay
Pillow talk always comes out
i love you
@ OTB, I’ll have to agree that she looks just like her dad. And to think, all this time I thought she was a Jenner.
FAY FAY Aye bay bay
Rihanna and ex-boyfriend Chris Brown are expected to come face to face at the Grammys on Feb. 12, but Life & Style can exclusively reveal that the former couple are already spending time together! “Not only has she initiated a Twitter conversation with Chris for all to see, but she has gone to see him,” an insider close to Chris dishes in the new issue of Life & Style — on newsstands now. “She stopped by his studio recently — twice. She’s also calling and texting him a lot. She won’t let go.”
Rihanna, 23, ended their relationship in 2009 after Chris, 22, was charged with assaulting her after a pre-Grammy party, but now seems to have had a change of heart. “She’s trying to break up Chris and his girlfriend, Karrueche [Tran],” says the source. “Chris is happy, but Rihanna keeps playing her games to make trouble. It’s become an issue.”
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Jacked from Bossip
All this attention is misleading these bishes into thinking that we (the public) really give two shyts
#weoncareaboutyouhoes
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@LTL y is it errytime i c yo gravi i wanna get smanged in that fashion?
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I think it’s the best position. But feel free to elaborate on YOUR reasons why
Yall wrong as hell.
If you look at her baby/toddler pics, she looks more like him than Kim and Kourt though.
I think I saw one of their old Xmas cards.
@Therapist-
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@LTL y is it errytime i c yo gravi i wanna get smanged in that fashion?
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@ Brown – I cannot stand you for that email you sent!
I’m sicka hearing about Bobby and Whitney (Rhi & Chr)’s asses too.
Bobby & Whitney
@LTL bc it IS mk? oh lawd
it surrrre is! what’s not to 
abt it?? #hawnee
That shyt fits though…..
That is easy to beleive, Khole doesn’t look like anyone!!!
I don’t Dimpz, not even one fukc
That bish’s daddy could be the pope and I wouldn’t care, nope 
That bish’s daddy could be Carlos Santana and I still wouldn’t care, I won’t go on…
I think it’s the best position.
Pillow roll works best when in position.
#helpful
Just messy
So we have our Kardashian post for the day…
Anyone wanna guess who’s up next?
*searches net for more INTERESTING & RELEVANT news*
It’s 2012, let’s leave them back in 2011 w/ Ted Williams “the Golden voice”, Casey Anthony, & erry’boday else that the media feels like they can rake more $$$ in w/.
Cfree
They are the 2.0 version of bobbywhit
@Ya’ll
I think I’ma order this Flex belt thing. Have you used that one before?
CFREE
hell you feed a child long enough they will start to look like you. #IJS really who cares if you are or not. Khole’s fam has pimped out her dad’s name any way so his child or not, hell he in his grave rolling over 4x anyway b/c his name is crap anyway b/c of you all.
@Dimpz
WOW! They’ve managed to get the dead Robert Kardashian “talking” and in the news after all of these years!
It’s a miracle what the tabloids and the Whoredashians can do.
Publix hot philly cheese on wheat w/ provolone, grilled onions/mushrooms, lettuce and ‘mata? Little bit of catsup and mustarP.
Im hungry ass hail and I got an offer. BBL.
Whatever did happen to Ted Williams…is he back homeless???
@ Cali…That Tameka Raymond in your gravi?
They do make me think of Bobby and Whit. Two ppl that are talented, in their own way, that got together and just “pulled each other down”. I think the shyt is sad personally.
OK, i’m gonna TRY to be nice happy cheerful Dimpz next week. IT just ain’t in me right now.
Yes, I used the flex one and another that I can’t recall (the very 1st one out). It works, and pay attn to their return policy so that if you don’t see/feel any results in 2 wks send it back.
But I know you’ll like it
Lashelle!!
look a them sessy leggs gawn bish! now what’s this i hear abt u in oak cliff? i grad from SOC #goldenbear4life
@Ya’ll :2dance: <~~~~~ to Wallah Magic!
@Candi/Fandice
Are you still in here? If so, I have a question: did your Ballys recently turn into L.A. Fitness as well?
*eating banana* “I don’t like that sh*t.
Might have to drop a dime on dem niggas.”
Ummmm I dont really think I care hmmm let me see………NOPE still dont care
@ Naija – Ted Williams was discovered by the Freeway where I live….
#notassociatedthough
I just heard about Ted Williams on TMZ, he is actually doing well..
All Rih is missing is an actual voice and an erratic “Kiss My Ass” or “Hell to the No” and Chris just needs about 22 baby mama’s.
A reality show would be sure to follow. “Fighting For Love” or some shyt such as that.
@ Naij
:shruggs: PROLLY!
On the other hand; that nose of Khloe’s is huge enough to be a GREAT replacement on the Great Sphinx.
Oooop
@Yall
What was the first one because the flex belt is rated as the best but at $200….yeah. I need to be able to test it for 60 days before I can tell if it works or not.
Hey Shelle!
You look “Grown” in that pic. 
dougie
shoot i cancelled that membership last yr. i find alternative ways to work out…well i plan to in 2011 at least
…like biking (haven’t put my bike together yet), walking snoopy (but it’s too cold right now so we sit on the couch), and my apt’s gym (i roll right past it every day, just can’t seem to go in there)
@ Fay Fay
GIIIIIIIIIIIIRL! Don’t let that pic fool ya. This is 2 hunnerid pounds of SOMETHIN’.
& YEP I’s a Dallas native!
Elem: Adelle Turner
Middle: Atwell
High: SGP & Lancaster
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@LTL y is it errytime i c yo gravi i wanna get smanged in that fashion?
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YALL wth is a flex belt tho?
Naija good ? i wanna know too!
CALI!! so u Whipped real good huh? me likey
i’m adding 2 more fragrances, can’t decided on the last one tho #ugh
@Man. #17 what deathbed confession?
poor klhoe it must be hard for people to say mean evil shyt like this about ur late father…
@ Dimpz
Bout durn TIME I look like one! I think I was ACTIN’ grown that night, too!
I thought the FlexBelt was some kind of sex toy
Then I Googled it.
Carry on……
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Yall
What was the first one because the flex belt is rated as the best but at $200….yeah. I need to be able to test it for 60 days before I can tell if it works or not.
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You should feel it in 2 days
Does it come with a gel too?
Well I hope your 2011 workout plans are completed before 2012 gets here.
poor klhoe it must be hard for people to say mean evil shyt like this about ur late father…
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Yesterday I felt bad for her but when she tweeted her response on TWITTER IMO it must not be that personal
lashellebelle says:
@ Dimpz
Bout durn TIME I look like one! I think I was ACTIN’ grown that night, too!
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Do tell!
@Tatted have you seen him on that highway recently
Fay, the electric zapping belts that make your muscles contract (just like crunches/situps).
I used to have one, well two, and they worked!
ION wanna pay fa no gym membership no mo
needs to know what is a good piece of cardio equip i can get for the house, any suggestions? not a treadmill 
@ Naija – NOPE! I think he may have taken his “Golden Voice” back to NY!
@longtime lucker – so did I….
twin let me get that extra flex belt
YepIsaidIt says:
Has anyone ever tried the Liberator products? I may want to try one of the wedges
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Now that is a sexual device.
A very good one I might add.
She has Roberts nose…that is his child. The things peopl say. Smdh
caligirl says:
Well I hope your 2011 workout plans are completed before 2012 gets here.
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she has the same nose and facial structure as her father, Robert
Naija, you stupid!!!
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The Makeup Maven says:
lashellebelle says:
@ Dimpz
Bout durn TIME I look like one! I think I was ACTIN’ grown that night, too!
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Do tell!
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:poopcorn:
@FAYAL and @Lashelle no school finer than W.E.Greiner
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
YepIsaidIt says:
Has anyone ever tried the Liberator products? I may want to try one of the wedges
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Now that is a sexual device.
A very good one I might add.
let’s talk this out!
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@CFREE
I just started joggin in place for like 3-5 minutes in the am and at night and I like it my boobs are so huge that I have to hold them but I do appreciate jogging because it works your entire body…
Twin IONO where them joints are at
They worked and then I forgot about them
BBL
@ Tatts & Dimpz
*makes sure my BF isn’t lurkin’ on here today*
But chiiiiiiiild, that was the evenin’ of my 25th birthday party.
We had erotic poetry as part of the entertainment.
One of the poets ended up gettin’ me so hot & bothered, that I felt like showin’ him my appreciation for puttin’ on such a great performance.
I ended up givin’ him a passionate “thank you” while everyone was up front line dancin’.
(TUMMY FULL OF CROWN & HENNESSEY (sp) that night so ummm. I’m gonna blame it on the alcohol)
BUUUUUUT, by the time I got home I just passed out & relied on the pictures the next morning (click my link) to tell me what happened the night before.
Hangs head semi shamefully
@ LTL… Exactly
@ Cali.,…My bad
@ Dougie…What’s a Flex Belt?
OH and about Bally’s/LA Fitness, long as rant about to come, How’s about on NOVEMBER 30TH, 6:30 PM, I get an email that on DECEMBER 1ST all Bally’s in Chicago will be taken over by LA Fitness. I’m pissed but, I wasn’t gonna worry about that on no work day so, I call LA Fitness that Saturday to get details and make sure my membership is cool because they’re more expensive than Bally’s and between the 1st and that Saturday, I found out that they had shut down the Bally’s I had been using. So, this lil pip squeak on the phone tells me that I have a one club membership, Bullshyt, because I had a national one with Bally’s AND that they selected which gym I was gonna have to attend. I told him he could go to hell and better reread that damned contract because no way in the fukk were they going to HiJack my contract, yes I said HiJack to him, and then think they were going to PLACE me where THEY felt was best. He was like, well ma’am I need to review this with my manager and blah blah blah, i’ll call you back. I told him, yeah you do that. I haven’t heard from him since. The chick I got the next day was really helpful though and told me nothing had changed.
I don’t LA Fitness so far though.
Workout bench too…Treadmill please turn it off though….It makes for a bad fall for the both of you….
@ Naija – repeat from a song to you before
Computer love (Computer, Computer love)
Computer love (Looking for my computer love)
Computer love (hey)
Computer Love (Computer love)
You know I’ve been searching for someone
Who can share that special love with me
And your eyes have that glow
Could it be your face I see on my computer screen
Need a special girl
To share in my computer world
I no longer need a strategy
Thanks to modern technology
Shooby doo bop shoo doo bop I wanna love you
Shooby doo bop (I Wanna Love you Baby)
Shooby doo bop shoo doo bop I wanna love you
Shooby doo bop my computer love
You know I’ve been around
From hot sexy mama’s to cool Prima Donas
I wanna share your treasure oh so rare
Cause it’s your face I see on my computer
Wonders if I had a vibrator would that make me a cold(er) bish
I can see myself throwing that chit up in my friends face “oh you tired oh okay” bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 
@YALL
my holistic blogger…what I do 
@choco – Heated back massager. My personal fave…Doesn’t require batteries.
@Candi
That’s good…but what do you plan to do in 2012?
@Yall
they come with gel pads (which are reusable and can be replaced for about $12 a pack.) I don’t want to just FEEL them. How long before I can SEE results?!
@CFree
Me and you both. I want an elliptical/stairstepper Precor thing…..but I can’t afford one and my apt is too small.
But I did buy some 10 lb weights to do my lunges and squats and crunches with. Walmart- $4/piece.
@ Fay Fay
When you comin’?? Brang some whip it w/ ya!
My grandparents STILL live over in that neighborhood. You know how parents do. Using other folks addresses so you can go to a certain school.
But uhhh yeah, I ended up gettin’ politely told not to return for my 8th grade year…
Behavioral problems or some ish like that.
<—-has never been to a party with erotic poetry, sounds interesting…
@Fay
I’ll just say that wifey got this as a gift from her sister, but I sent the Thank You card.
Lashelle very nice pics and you look really pretty question what did B Scott have to do with your party
well i plan to change my diet for one (already got my , finally put together my bike (or wait until he visits md so he can put it together) and then go from there
@ Shellebelle – I just went through some of the pics. It seems like an amazing party! You looked beautiful that night!
caligirl says:
@choco – Heated back massager. My personal fave…Doesn’t require batteries.
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@Dimpz
Girl…I just happened to log into my account last week and see my normal Bally’s amount taken out under “LA Fitness” (who I’ve never liked) and then I went to the LA site to search for all their locations and mine came up as a “former Bally’s location.” My damn membership better not have changed either.
I have a national one as well and I pick and choose which sites I go too. When did Bally’s send that email out. I probably deleted it. They shouldve mailed it. I delete all my Bally’s emails because they’re usually just promos. Lesson learned, huh?
Choc, jogging in place tho? that wud bore me to pieces
Dougie, that’s exactly what I want! the equipment is expensive tho aint no way around it
Heeey Smurfette –
Quit brangin’ that :poopcorn: with you! It stinks!
or get lipo if i find a few thousand dollars laying around somewhere
@Cali
Is the heated back massager a pillow thingy or more like an apparatus
@ Dougie….I got my the last day of November and they converted the first day of December. I’m still pissed over that.
@ WCC…Who that ill in yo gravi?
@Tatted
Tonight it’s been a year
We met each other here
Here I am all alone
As thoughts of you go on
Hear me cryin’ out to you
You said, “Never, never would I leave”
Here’s a tear from me to you
And maybe it will make you hear me
I loved you
You didn’t feel the same
Though we’re apart
You’re in my heart
Give me one more chance to
Make it real
In a dream you are here
You smile and hold me near
And in my heart I’ll pretend
That you are here again
Hear me cryin’ out to you
You said, “Never, never would I leave”
Here’s a tear from me to you
And maybe it will make you hear me
Give me one more chance to
Make it real
@ Choco
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That’s my name. B (first name initial) Scott (last name) LaShelle is my middle name. Can’t STAND my first name.
@Tatts
Awwwwwwwwwwww!!! It WAS. In more ways than ONE.
& Thanks Suga.
@CFREE
Joggin in place when my azz don’t wanna freeze outside works
@Dimpz
Also…. a flex belt is supposed to be some kind of ab workout belt (that Yall told me about) that using EMS technology to shape your abs. It supposed does your abs and crunches for you and defines and tines you and all.
I’m on ebay trying to land one now. They have GREAT reviews all over the web…. but the sh*t is $200 and I’m not finna pay no more than $120. So I need to swoop in on an ebay auction that’s finna close soon or something to get it for the lo-lo.
@Lashelle
Ohhhhhhhhh have you heard of the Blogger B Scott tho
I hated LA fitness when i was a member, like a dayum meat market b!tch couldn’t work out in peace ol hungry azz nigs
then its always packed after work, basically need to take a number and wait to be called to use a machine fk that 
@Dougie
As long as your azz don’t bid on the one Im buying bid started at $40 now it’s up to $60.00 EBAY is the place tho
@dougie i saw it for $149 on the website when i closed the page (or pressed back) a pop up came up saying 25% off
Dammit i tried lookin at the pics but it was takin too long to load!
Any boobs pop out????
@ Dougie…..My mom and my Gma have one. I think my bro broke my mom’s and I don’t know what happened with my GMa’s I’ll ask them later did it work for them at all.
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CFREE
Joggin in place when my azz don’t wanna freeze outside works
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sitting on my sofa while is cold out hasn’t been working so much
So yeah gon and jog it out
@ YallC….Are you meeting me today?
So yeah gon and jog it out
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I had to start somewhere and I used to jog but now my azz is lazy so I start there and will add on more exercises
@Choco
OF COURSE!!! He’s wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaay prettier, but he can’t take my man! LMAO
@Brown
If you watch my “The Game” review, I accidentally flashed the camera & didn’t feel like editing it out.
*straps down from the ceilin and walls*
well hello there MZD
i don’t understand why someone would buy it off ebay for the price (lot of folks selling it for $199) they could buy it from the retailer, at least from the retailer u get some kind of guarantee or warranty or something. ebay is weird sometimes. ppl don’t know how to bid. i thought the point was to get it for cheaper.
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
YepIsaidIt says:
Has anyone ever tried the Liberator products? I may want to try one of the wedges
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Now that is a sexual device.
A very good one I might add.
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let’s talk this out!
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It’s a line of wedges that are made to put you in positions that you may or may not have been able to get into by yourself, but with more ease and comfort. No need to hold yourself in these positions, just chill and enjoy the
The description for the popular “Wedge” reads “Divine Incline for Deep Delivery.” But I ain’t one to gossip, so you ain’t heard it from me
So they’re have this huge retirement party for 3 people I dont give a fck about and one of them just asked if I was going and I politely told her no and just had this
look on her face
Choc, yeah its best to start light and build up im gonna start doing this beginners aerobic dvd to then start back doing billy blanks that has always been a good toning workout for me
@Candi
Ppl go to ebay becuz its a lot cheaper fortunately I’ve been lucky with Ebay
The description for the popular “Wedge” reads “Divine Incline for Deep Delivery.”
COSIGN
I agree…..
Lashelle u was breautimus @cho party, looked classy gwan grown & sessy. & baybayyy u can believe have Whipfinity WILL travel, luv ur hair 2!
@LTL a “wedge” dont sound sessy at all, i think i need pix
BROWN i just go to the retirement parties, fix a plate and leave
@ Brown…If she asks again, tell her “I said Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyle Nawl!”
Bet she’ll go the fluck away.
@Fayla Go to their site by the same name. They even have some that you can attach toys to.
@Choco
does your seller’s name start with an “e”? I ain’t buying from them?
@Candi
Which site had 25% off, please! Also- yeah- I’m on ebay making “best offers” and sh*t. I ain’t paying $199 when I could get it from the OFFICIAL retailer for that same price.
@CFREE
Real talk I love Denise Austin I use to workout to her but my azz gets so bored of doing the same chit so I think Imma do my own thing – as long as you are being active that’s the key for me like I will dance Im getting that flexbelt I will jog do squats but a routine I will abandon with the quickness
Someone suggested I try a site called MeSoKinky. I’m at work so, I can’t check it out here. If one of yall can, can you let me know if I should? Thanks.
the official site has the pop up for 25% off
but it only popped up when i left the site
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@LTL a “wedge” dont sound sessy at all, i think i need pix
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I need a CC# and age verification before you can see THESE pics.
CFREE
where they’re havin the party requires me to walk too far and I dont car for them that much so I’m just gonna miss out on the chocolate cake that I love so much
I’m completely ignorant when it comes to ebay but cragislist I’m an expert!
It’s a line of wedges that are made to put you in positions that you may or may not have been able to get into by yourself, but with more ease and comfort. No need to hold yourself in these positions, just chill and enjoy the
The description for the popular “Wedge” reads “Divine Incline for Deep Delivery.” But I ain’t one to gossip, so you ain’t heard it from me
that sound like everything!! *tingle*
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Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
The description for the popular “Wedge” reads “Divine Incline for Deep Delivery.”
COSIGN
I agree…..
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I better put in my order today then.
@Dougie
Mines starts with a T and has a 100% positive feedback…
@LTL 314<—code on the back dec 20 in the 70's, that's gotta get me SUMthin right??
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
The description for the popular “Wedge” reads “Divine Incline for Deep Delivery.”
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Is this that pillow thing that props up underneath the female
@ MZD dont be quoting my baby Sophia in here bout to make me pull out this lock box
MzDimplez1123 says:
Someone suggested I try a site called MeSoKinky. I’m at work so, I can’t check it out here. If one of yall can, can you let me know if I should? Thanks.
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uh yes…somebody check it out and let us know lol
*gets credit card ready to swipe down Fay Fay’s __________________*
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS! I try. I try.
P.S. I am SOOOO starting to be over the natural. I usually just flat iron it after washing now.
Do you really need a 6 speed back door rotator?
PSA…
Keep the wegde away from kids. Wife left in on the bottom shelf of her closet. Found our youngest daughter using is a ramp for her Barbies and their Dream Car.
Almost fell down trying to get to her and take it. Had to tell her that was Mommies “medicine pillow”
@ Pryti…..Girl, this site,
I’m checking from my phone.
@ Al….I sowry.
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
PSA…
Keep the wegde away from kids. Wife left in on the bottom shelf of her closet. Found our youngest daughter using is a ramp for her Barbies and their Dream Car.
Almost fell down trying to get to her and take it. Had to tell her that was Mommies “medicine pillow”
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@dimpz whats it called again? im bout to go to lunch and check form my phone. is it good?
@Choco
Oh okay- the person I am buying from has a “Y.” I also done sent some “Best Offer” emails to those selling them for like $199. I ain’t finna pay more than $120, or $130 including shipping.
@Candi
Oh- that coupon I saw for 25% off was if you order more than 1. I just need to get 1 right now!!!
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
PSA…
Keep the wegde away from kids. Wife left in on the bottom shelf of her closet. Found our youngest daughter using is a ramp for her Barbies and their Dream Car.
Almost fell down trying to get to her and take it. Had to tell her that was Mommies “medicine pillow”
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@Dimpz
@ LTL….That makes me thinks of when my bestie’s sister gave me a vibrator, i’d never had one and left it on the dresser when I got home. So i’m in the kitchen cooking a lil later and my son comes in with my Boyfriend’s daughter behind him. He’s like, look mommy, she hit the switch on the remote and his chest started vibrating. Talking about, we found a tickler in your room! I was speechless all I could say was, yeah, that’s nice, gimmee that and stay outta my room.
Have you guys ever heard this theory that drinking a whole bunch of water everyday helps you to drop weight/water weight around your middle?
I’m up to 70 oz a day and I just feel bloated. No toned or nothing like folks claim.
I’m about to go pee and get some lunch. Somebody tell me if this works when I come back, please.
Thanks!
@Lashelle
P.S. I am SOOOO starting to be over the natural. I usually just flat iron it after washing now.
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that’s the beauty in bn natural u have the option to go back & forth or not at all! #WINNING
@ Pryti….MeSoKinky
Dimplez1123 says:
@ LTL….That makes me thinks of when my bestie’s sister gave me a vibrator, i’d never had one and left it on the dresser when I got home. So i’m in the kitchen cooking a lil later and my son comes in with my Boyfriend’s daughter behind him. He’s like, look mommy, she hit the switch on the remote and his chest started vibrating. Talking about, we found a tickler in your room! I was speechless all I could say was, yeah, that’s nice, gimmee that and stay outta my room.
yall is killin me today!
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@ Dougie….I retain a lot of water for some reason so, I try to drink just enough.
MzDimplez1123 says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ LTL….That makes me thinks of when my bestie’s sister gave me a vibrator, i’d never had one and left it on the dresser when I got home. So i’m in the kitchen cooking a lil later and my son comes in with my Boyfriend’s daughter behind him. He’s like, look mommy, she hit the switch on the remote and his chest started vibrating. Talking about, we found a tickler in your room! I was speechless all I could say was, yeah, that’s nice, gimmee that and stay outta my room.
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this is cute
I’m up to 70 oz a day and I just feel bloated.
Thats what I heard but it never worked for me I take WaterEx from GNC
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@Dougie i’ve heard of that, but my bladder can only hold 4 oz at a time so i won’t ever be finding out
aint that much TP in the whole world craig! 
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Pryti….MeSoKinky
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What’s this? Let’s put our information together
@ Fay…I damned near died too.
@ Change…..You want him? He’s a constant laugh.
Hello Yep!
What’s your site?
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
PSA…
Keep the wegde away from kids. Wife left in on the bottom shelf of her closet. Found our youngest daughter using is a ramp for her Barbies and their Dream Car.
Almost fell down trying to get to her and take it. Had to tell her that was Mommies “medicine pillow”
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chan-chan-Change! <—Retha style
sup tho?
i need to go to work, but i cant make myself!
@ Choco…..YOUR boy be doing the mostest. If i’d have made an issue of it, I swear he’d have analyzed me. I promise you, this would’ve been the conversation with my then 7yr old.
Me: (hysterical) Jordan, Gimme That!
J: (All serious) Mama, what’s wrong?
Me: Nothing! You can’t be playing with that!
J: Why? It’s just a tickler, it can’t hurt me.
Me: It’s NOT a tickler and it’s not for kids!
J: What is it then?
Me: You’re not old enough to know.
J: Aww Mom, it’s ok. Really! You can tell me what it is. Don’t worry,
I love you, you can tell me anything. I won’t be upset.
Me:
Long Time Lurker – H.O.G. says:
PSA…
Keep the wegde away from kids. Wife left in on the bottom shelf of her closet. Found our youngest daughter using is a ramp for her Barbies and their Dream Car.
Almost fell down trying to get to her and take it. Had to tell her that was Mommies “medicine pillow”
@Dimpz, It isn’t my site but I’m trying to see about investing in some (Read: I’m just trying to buy some good chit cuz I enjoy a good fcuk. lol) It’s the Liberator site. I’ve read that the products will have you
and 
<—- dougie
Yes Dimpz I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvve funny kids… I like good ole fashioned from the gut types of laughs and only the innocence of kids can you get that some time
Hey Fayla
cute pic