VH1’s reality series ‘Mob Wives‘ was scandalous enough to rank #2 in the cable TV ratings for New Year’s day behind only E! TV’s ‘Kim & Kourtney Take NY‘. The Staten Island based Mob Wives features feisty, heavily botoxed and cosmetically enhanced women with ties to notorious mob figures (real mob figures, not the imitation ones that rappers pretend to be).
If you thought urban reality series such as ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta‘ and ‘Basketball Wives‘ were bad, wait until you see the preview of next week’s Mob Wives. There is a sustained and brutal fight between Karen Gravano and Drita D’Avanzo that clocks in at over 4 minutes of hair-pulling and butt kicking. I still don’t know what the fight was about.
Drita says, “You know what happens when you come to my house? You get hit with a wrench across your f*cking throat. So you’re welcome.”
This is MY show!!! I love Drita, she beats that azz without a moment of hesitation! But Renee’s cousing Rizzy pumped her up to confront Drita nad she ended up with a hard right to the mouth piece!
Oh yeah, 1st and 2nd
o boy
Thanks Sandra I LOVE these fools. Cant wait to Sunday Drita looks like she got mean hook on her.
Even doe I’m team Karen and Renee all day.
U lucky hershey. cuz i was here @ 3:38 i was to busy reading the post lol! Ill beat you next time!
I don’t watch this show so I have nothing…
@Hershey
Renee has the best commentation dont she fool be over dramatic and chit. Eyes bulging, veins popping, finger points, she cracks me the fugg up with that alone
I
Mob Wives, I like Drita
lawd they prolly still fightin over the fact that drita is married to karan’s ex and karan wrote a bokk about her life blah blah blah
Never watched this show.
These beechesssss be getting too it!!
Real punches….none of that windmilling bull
Sooo…We aren’t gonna get a Bey post today huh? Is Sandra holding back until Maury gets back with the DNA results?
Aw…
(steals that little angel in JENIE’s Gravi)
CIVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrell Owens was just told his NFL career is in the toilet, with little prospect for a turnaround — and he got the word from a judge handling his paternity cases.
T.O. was in L.A. County Superior Court this AM, asking Judge Marc Marmaro to reduce his child support payments in 2 of his 4 ongoing paternity cases, because he’s just not pulling in the bucks.
T.O.’s lawyer made it clear — his client is a man without a team and therefore a man without a paycheck. The judge went one step further, telling T.O. his prospects for a comeback are bleak.
Judge Marmaro said, “His NFL career seems to be over. I mean no disrespect.” T.O. nodded his head in acknowledgment.
And get this … the judge apparently felt sorry for the beleaguered parent, offering him a ray of hope by noting that Kurt Warner went from an Arena League player to a Super Bowl champ. There’s a buzz that T.O. may get picked up by an Arena team.
As for reducing his child support … the judge wants to noodle on it before making a decision.
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ZMT
These dudes make millions of dollars, but act like they can’t afford a pack of 7 dollar condoms.
@ CD I could never hang with Renee she’s DRAMA and TEARS always crying and chit…
Ms. Onederful I stay refreshing this page
CivilEngineer says:
Real punches….none of that windmilling bull
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Got that right
Love hip hop chicks wouldnt stand a chance with Drita that Broad taking boxing classes and straight gutter. Whoo and she a little tiny something too. Welp the bigger they are the harder they fall 
<—Hopes I didn't run Aekemilani off cause I didn't play along with her attempted ruse. I might feel bad about that.
Civil!!!!!
xoxox
Happy New Year!! Long time no font!
SO TRUE REAL PUNCHES!
DRITA DECKED THAT HOE!
blood gushing everywhere!
her trainer did say she hits like a man……..
I saw my first episode of this.
I like these broads.
@Hershey
She is pure fukkin drama but that is what’s so funny. Did you see her running on the preview hollering I wanna go home like a damn 2 year old. Straight comedy.
I really wish Evelyn would throw a drink at Drita
Good times would be had by all
I don’t watch this….
*wipes off tri-focal*
Civil is that you??
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Hahahahaha I thought it was the cutest lil pic my Avi
@YSO
what you did?
I can’t stand Drita…
She always talk like she knock men out with her “powerful right hook” but we don’t see nothing but swinging, hair pulling and crazy eyes. Umm Bish we don’t believe you. Where is the “blacking out and putting people in an ambulance” that she claims to do? I don’t like her because of the Lee thing tho. I don’t care if they broke up, you never date your friends ex! NEVER!
I flucks with Drita’s crazy azz.
She swings first, and may ask a question later. 
Heyyyy errybody!!!!
Renee your dad put in work hun, not you
Karen your dad was a snitch hun get over it
Hey Mirssss
OTBizzle!!!!!!!
Hey mama!!!
CD :stop:
YES, I was like how your bish azz gonna run crying and screaming from your own dayum party… 
Drita would mop the floor with the following bishes:
Chrissy
Kickball
Yandy
Evelyn
Nene
Sheree
Iono about Marco, AKA Marlo chit that man might fugg Drita azz up!
@OHONEY
I ain’t do much of nothing. Just called Aekelani Milan cause that’s who she really is even if she wants to pretend she isn’t cause folks keep calling her motofotofoglens.
OGMOMMY!!
Why this Big Ann chick sound like a man? Who is this cousin. Maybe I need to get caught up.
YSoSrs says:
@OHONEY
I ain’t do much of nothing. Just called Aekelani Milan cause that’s who she really is even if she wants to pretend she isn’t cause folks keep calling her motofotofoglens.
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Hmmmmm
@Hershey
I don’t know about that list. Drita talk a good talk but I haven’t seen anything that makes me believe her
@Hershey Dont forget
Tami
Laura
Jackie
Gloria
That fool could just go down the line giving bytches pumpkin heads for gifts
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Hershey
She is pure fukkin drama but that is what’s so funny. Did you see her running on the preview hollering I wanna go home like a damn 2 year old. Straight comedy.
I really wish Evelyn would throw a drink at Drita
Good times would be had by all
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I thought it was pretty funny when she was talking to the counselor and she said she needed a full body makeover because she looks bad from the neck down
…. What about the face?? No?? … ok 
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Hershey Dont forget
Tami
Laura
Jackie
Gloria
That fool could just go down the line giving bytches pumpkin heads for gifts
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Your absolutely correct
Ysoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JMO says:
I don’t trust no chic that sounds like she’s been smoking since she was 2 … i.e. Drita, Mama Jones, laila ali
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Thats right
JMO says:
I don’t trust no chic that sounds like she’s been smoking since she was 2 … i.e. Drita, Mama Jones, laila ali
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This is too funny!
Cd, not Tami, we gotsa leave Tami off the list, but Definitely Jackie and dem heauxs…
Danielle, she’s a tough one, she just hasn’t the right opportunity yet she will get in that azz
@JMO
Drita do sound like she be smoking and eating dem Newports for breakfast, lunch and dinner dont she
@Lovezoe
but having a serious conversation with her I couldnt do.
I dont see how all of them had straight faces on while talking to Big Ang either I would have start :crying1: or
@OGMOMMY
What? I’m not even doing anything. HMPH!
Drita talk a good talk but I haven’t seen anything that makes me believe her
Basically. And thats hwo them jump bad hoes do. Talk that yang then get smashed by the littlest thang around.
:alert: :alert:
Chad Ochocinco’s famous fiancee has slammed the brakes on the couple’s wedding plans, TMZ has learned … all because she suspects the NFL star has been messing around behind her back.
Sources tell us … “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada recently confronted Ocho after she became suspicious about his behavior … and she isn’t convinced he’s been faithful.
The two are set to be married in the summer — and while Evelyn hasn’t “officially” cancelled the wedding yet, we’re thinkin’ the priest should start making other plans.
Plus, Chad and Evelyn were supposed to begin shooting their new reality show in just three weeks … we’re told that plan is also up in the air.
Calls to Ocho’s rep were not returned.
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Dritas face was made for TV
<— FUGGIN'
THIS SHOW! Drita is my BISH! Reminds me of myself…back in the day, minus the FUGGED UP accent, the horrible looks and being stupid for a nig in jail! 
@JMO
Did you see how she was acting all spastic while talking to the doctor. I know he was thanking calm down bish it aint that serious
Loves Drita and her friend – Karen Bulldog and Renee hard face not on my win list!
Drita looks so much better when they do the confessionals…when she is heavy made up.
Lawd have mercy.
Team Drita! I’m so ready for the next episode
Drita says, “You know what happens when you come to my house? You get hit with a wrench across your f*cking throat. So you’re welcome.”
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This quote alone might make this show worth watching. Sounds like some sht I would say. :hahahah:
Did you see how she was acting all spastic while talking to the doctor. I know he was thanking calm down bish it aint that serious
That mofo wanted to say GHETTO so bad to her but was confused cuz her face is white 
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The fight was cause she had the nerve to show up right?
I like the otha bish tombout “these bishes couldnt respect me for one night…”
Hershey says:
CD YES, I was like how your bish azz gonna run crying and screaming from your own dayum party… Drita would mop the floor with the following bishes:
Chrissy
Kickball
Yandy
Evelyn
Nene
Sheree
Iono about Marco, AKA Marlo chit that man might fugg Drita azz up
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I found someone who can whoop her azz!
Dis Bish in my gravie can whoop her own azz!
@Lovezoe
I wouldnt be suprise if this is just hype for the reality show they are supposedly taping in three weeks. Evelyn knows Ocho is her meal ticket and she is not letting that go to go back to her empty ass shore store and throwing champagne glasses on bishes. I’m sure she released this lil information to garner some hype about that reality show dumb bish.
Chad Ochocinco’s famous fiancee has slammed the brakes on the couple’s wedding plans, TMZ has learned … all because she suspects the NFL star has been messing around behind her back.
Sources tell us … “Basketball Wives” star Evelyn Lozada recently confronted Ocho after she became suspicious about his behavior … and she isn’t convinced he’s been faithful.
The two are set to be married in the summer — and while Evelyn hasn’t “officially” cancelled the wedding yet, we’re thinkin’ the priest should start making other plans.
Plus, Chad and Evelyn were supposed to begin shooting their new reality show in just three weeks … we’re told that plan is also up in the air.
Calls to Ocho’s rep were not returned.
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Damn and I struggled with being convinced their relationship was real he always treated her like he was with her until something better came along!
<<< They need to do a reality show on Diabla Azz! She just roll up on Bishes in this fake show and Knock they azz out… wake them up and KNOCK THEY AZZ OUT AGAIN!
I found someone who can whoop her azz!
Dis Bish in my gravie can whoop her own azz!
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@Wut
Voice shaking and chit as I ask u this “is that Diablo” :crying1:
wake them up and KNOCK THEY AZZ OUT AGAIN
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
Did you see how she was acting all spastic while talking to the doctor. I know he was thanking calm down bish it aint that serious
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ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Wut
Voice shaking and chit as I ask u this “is that Diablo”
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:ashamed:(scared to look at her long)
Gulp.. yep…
Doesn’t BBW come back on next month? While I don’t believe they will marry, I know she not gone leave her last chance at the glam life.
@Creamy- Allegedly they coming out with BMF Wives.
Man this is the show to watch I must say
. I have been missing out till I saw the first episode of this season, and I’m talm bout bloody faces and all Oh yeah baby 
OMMMMMMGEEEE THIS IS MY SHYT YALL HEAR ME!! :yaho: DRITA A FUN BEAST THAT BISH BALLS AND DACK LOONGER THAN ANYBODY!!
THAT UGO BISH THAT GOT THE SURGERY IS THE MOST MOB OUT OF ALL OF THEM…” I CALLL JOHNY PEPERONI IF U WANT TO FIGHT” 
THANKS AUNTIE ILOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THESE BISHES!! #TEAMDRITA!! 
“I WILL FIGHT TILL I DIE!!”
Dope dealers wives
They’d be fine with it
. The real dope money is in their hands still.
Wives looking like their own… My BD intro’d me to a supplier in Texas and I was contemplating some hoe chit (I knew what he “had”), till I saw them YTs.
:offtopic
Why me and 3 year old son went to Family Dollar last night and some woman/man not sure of which was in line drunk as fukk, scary looking as hell. Why my son wants to be Mr. Polite and chit talm bout “hi” as he is waving. He/she turns around and says hey baby and walks away why my son hollers out “hey mommy where is HE going.
I looked at my son and whispered in his lil ear “shut the hell up that woman/man will beat the chit out of you and yo momma
@Jenie, im nosey…
Do you mind sharing what block you rep?
WUT!!
<—No hugs cause I'm scared of Diabla.
@WUT LEAVE MY CUZZN OUT OF THIS **MAILS DIABLE 5 PACK OF BOXERS**
@ Lakes – check your email!
BMF Wives
*wonders if me and Jeezy can work something out*
Is Big Meech still in prison? I bet I can write him and get some emotions rolling.
I would love to be on that.
OutsidetheBox says:
wake them up and KNOCK THEY AZZ OUT AGAIN
How she wake em though?
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She lean down real close and shouts! “Bytch stop faking! You Conscious! Get UP!
Soon as they open one eye POW! She sluggs them in it!
That Big Ang bish starred in Harry and the Hendersons.
Now when he bout 9.
Cant do that no more.
Leave him hom.
Hhahahahhaha Bouldercrest lol lil Nik name from my Bronx afiliates that’s all.
OutsidetheBox says:
wake them up and KNOCK THEY AZZ OUT AGAIN
How she wake em though?
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Wut says:
She lean down real close and shouts! “Bytch stop faking! You Conscious! Get UP!
Soon as they open one eye POW! She sluggs them in it!
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See this chit right here is going to get me fired because I literally bust out laughing. Yall need some damn help I swear
Harry and the Hendersons
They dont make good movies like that no more.
I was peeved with my kids this holiday. They think Clark Griswald…is not funny. IDK what the fugg wrong w these kids. SMH.
“hey mommy where is HE going. I looked at my son and whispered in his lil ear “shut the hell up that woman/man will beat the chit out of you and yo momma
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@WUT LEAVE MY CUZZN OUT OF THIS **MAILS DIABLE 5 PACK OF BOXERS**
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I think I’m her bytch and I ain’t neva met her.. I saw her on tv and just started putting money on her books!!
YYYYYYSSSOOOOOO 
Skeerd tha shyt out of me!!!
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@OTB
You aint see him/her chit was scary
When my baby said that chit my heart just dropped and I’m thanking how Im gone fight this beast with my 3 year old standing here 
@betty boop sawwy babez i got it now tho..
Bouldercrest/Bronx
Ok. Thats whats up.
Be careful though…Bouldercrest really is in Zone 6 in Atlanta.
Thats East Atlanta…like Gucci Mane East.
She lean down real close and shouts! “Bytch stop faking! You Conscious! Get UP!
I LOL’d
Soon as they open one eye POW! She sluggs them in it!
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See this chit right here is going to get me fired because I literally bust out laughing. Yall need some damn help I swear
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Effn
@WUT DIABLA HAD ME TERRIFIED THE FIRST COUPLE OF DAYS AFTER I SAW HER..
THE WHOLE SR FAM HEARD ABOUT THIS BISH!! 
ummm Wutiz…your gravi scares me to :tears:
I’m thanking how Im gone fight this beast with my 3 year old standing here
Just be LOUD and wrong. So fukking embarassing. Ive seen a morbidly obese lady GO OFF on a parent w/ about a 4yo who was saying “so fat” and stuff like that…something like “why dont you teach your kid manners?” and chit like that. Moms was bout to cry. Kid just sitting in the buggy tombout “fat mommy fat” SMH
#51
what’s wrong with her accent
Choco aka Hippie says:
She lean down real close and shouts! “Bytch stop faking! You Conscious! Get UP!
Soon as they open one eye POW! She sluggs them in it!
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See this chit right here is going to get me fired because I literally bust out laughing. Yall need some damn help I swear
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Effn I LOL’d
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Sowwwy Choco and ChocD
I’ve been gone so long! I had to come back and make somebody smile!
I might check them out. Baseball wives didnt work for me
Karen is my favorite!
I never seen this show..
why dont you teach your kid manners?” and chit like that. Moms was bout to cry. Kid just sitting in the buggy tombout “fat mommy fat” SMH
Fat mommy fat 
Kid don’t lie!
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Hershey says:
ummm Wutiz…your gravi scares me to :tears:
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or was it won’t rape me? Or was it rape me until I was dead.. I forgot because she scared me so bad all I could really hear was my heartbeat..
Sorry, Its part of my contract with her… I post her pic every three months, and when she gets out of the pin, she won’t kill me…
Ty, who is that in your gravi?? At first glance, I thought that was Tiny’s friend in the post from yesterday… Seriously
I can only do so many Wives shows I cant with this one… them chics seem a bit yeah Crazy.
Why I thought the dude on the far right breaking up the fight was that ahhh “person” that was introduced last episode Big Ang. The one that was about 7 feet tall with a size G bra and the deep deep Barry White voice.
Wutiz…it was both rape you til you’re
well keep hope alive and keep brevvin’ 
I cant wait to tune in!!! xoxo
Karen is my fave cause she like that black dack
OutsidetheBox says:
I’m thanking how Im gone fight this beast with my 3 year old standing here
I fought in front of my 2 youngest before. My son never says anything about it…My baby girl waits until THE MOST inopportune times to “Ma memba that time you beat that girl cause she touched your car?”
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I smacked a YT bish shades off in Walmart parking lot because she call herself standing in the space to wait until her friend came back around to park.. so you know me… I drove into the spot anyway… why dat bytch slam both her hands on the hood of my BRAND NEW ONLY HAD IT FOR THREE DAYS CAR!!! I jumped out and before I knew it my hand was giving her face a tan!
@OTB
I swear that child says chit now that I’m like oh really. Yesterday my daughter told him to sit down why the fugg did he shrug his lil ass shoulders and say “shut up stank butt of course my goofy ass daughter thought this chit was slap yo knee funny while I’m standing there like
what did you just say boy.
Everytime we out I picture Ms. Sophia in the Color Purple getting knocked the fukk out after hollering get these people away from my kids
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Sorry, Its part of my contract with her… I post her pic every three months, and when she gets out of the pin, she won’t kill me… or was it won’t rape me? Or was it rape me until I was dead.. I forgot because she scared me so bad all I could really hear was my heartbeat..
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KDUB
just so you know….. i hate you!
KDub says:
Karen is my fave cause she like that black dack
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JMO says:
Ty, who is that in your gravi?? At first glance, I thought that was Tiny’s friend in the post from yesterday… Seriously
I told yall yesterday that she looked like one of my Garbage Pail Kids cards I had as a child and I found it 
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Hershey says:
Wutiz…it was both rape you til you’re well keep hope alive and keep brevvin’
I check err week to see if she made parole yet so I can move ahead of time…
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Im hoping the money I put on her books will keep her happy…
OutsidetheBox says:
Bouldercrest/Bronx
Ok. Thats whats up.
Be careful though…Bouldercrest really is in Zone 6 in Atlanta.
Thats East Atlanta…like Gucci Mane East.
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That’s my Hood! Gucci (chap lips) Be popping I know all them lames
I jumped out and before I knew it my hand was giving her face a tan!
French KI$$E$ says:
#51
what’s wrong with her accent
…ACT LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW! 
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Hey Frenchie
OutsidetheBox says:
I’m thanking how Im gone fight this beast with my 3 year old standing here
I fought in front of my 2 youngest before. My son never says anything about it…My baby girl waits until THE MOST inopportune times to “Ma memba that time you beat that girl cause she touched your car?”
@ Wut given that lady face a tan 
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I smacked a YT bish shades off in Walmart parking lot because she call herself standing in the space to wait until her friend came back around to park.. so you know me… I drove into the spot anyway… why dat bytch slam both her hands on the hood of my BRAND NEW ONLY HAD IT FOR THREE DAYS CAR!!! I jumped out and before I knew it my hand was giving her face a tan!
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Everytime we out I picture Ms. Sophia in the Color Purple getting knocked the fukk out after hollering get these people away from my kids
Wutiz please :stop:
I’m my office laughing so hard. Just picturing you having the Dept of Corrections as one of your favorites, you checking it daily, somtimes several times a day and then scrolling to Uhaul to check their specials, daily, sometimes several times a day 
what in the banana in the tailpipe hail
Creamy says:
If I get a few black girls to do a show called Dope dealers wives, wonders what would the FEDS say I, mean the women are still living the life of their crimes they husbad commited, so …
We would need a token hoodrat like Teairra Marie random azz to be cast…
Oh and someone that did a bid for they Dope Dealer Husband to be cast… then we need some fake jump offs that never really were Dope Dealer Wives but baby mamas waiting for the DNA test results
When should we hold auditions?
Put me on the CREDICS Sassy!
But @IGo on this show the mens(<—how my mama say it) be fighting too.
Somebody hubby gonna lay some hands next week I think!
DUECES FOLKS
@OTB
That’s Renee ex husband Junior and apparently it came out a few weeks ago that he had been wearing a wire for the feds and turned over evidence about Renee daddy and now he back in jail
I drove into the spot anyway… why dat bytch slam both her hands on the hood of my BRAND NEW ONLY HAD IT FOR THREE DAYS CAR!!! I jumped out and before I knew it my hand was giving her face a tan!
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Everytime we out I picture Ms. Sophia in the Color Purple getting knocked the fukk out after hollering get these people away from my kids ____________________
OutsidetheBox says:
But @IGo on this show the mens(<—how my mama say it) be fighting too.
Somebody hubby gonna lay some hands next week I think!
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IDK…something about seeing the folks that were "connected" doing shait like this that turns me off.. plus you heffas already got me watching enough shait as is.
@ ChaCha,
but I would have 
ret to go and watch this religiously!
Hershey says:
Wutiz please I’m my office laughing so hard. Just picturing you having the Dept of Corrections as one of your favorites, you checking it daily, somtimes several times a day and then scrolling to Uhaul to check their specials, daily, sometimes several times a day
Are you spying on me? Cuz that’s EXACTLY what I do!! Today’s special with UHAUL is purchase the 39.95 truck get a car hitch free!
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Apartment in Mexico are going pretty cheap too (she can’t cross the border due to her ankle monitor she will be wearing)
Bye Brown.
*loks around* I think I might slide out too.
Yesterday I was smoking on my commute home and yall had me so fukking nervous and chit tryna see if other drivers was looking…so I catch one dude and give him the cross-eyed super stare…you know, the mean mugg wtf YOU looking at look…and smashed. He catches up at the light, blowing the horn tombout a number.
Watched errry episode from day one; ain’t none if these broads punks-they all get it in & drita throws blows! !!!!! Fa sho!!!!! These heffas get eyeball to eyeball screaming @ the top of their lungs talkin bout killing each other while holding each other’s throats!!!! BBW got nothing on them!!!! These bishes got heart, they may not always connect but they always throw hands
TY is that SHEKINDSIR in your gravi… I was watching her last night on T.I ny and I couldnt for the life of me figure out why she look so dark in the mouth… she look like she been chewing on muddy rocks all day.
Real talk her mouth look like my 75 y.o grannys used to when she chewed snuff
and @MAVEN ion!
i think i sound like her! Staten Island accents are similar to the Jersey accent 
Wutiz, thanks for letting me spit the last of my dayum coke on my keyboard, chit
Is that my e-boo?
Before I leave, me and this lady are goin back and forth over this coach wallet. I dont wanna spend the extra 5.00! Should I give in????
I figure if she wants to sell it bad enough she’ll lower the price. Am I bein too cheap
INTENSE WHERE IS YO cappa-teal ledda’s?
We just tryna help you be an all around guy. You can meet and beat any bish you want after we school yo ass.
Choco aka Hippie says:
I drove into the spot anyway… why dat bytch slam both her hands on the hood of my BRAND NEW ONLY HAD IT FOR THREE DAYS CAR!!! I jumped out and before I knew it my hand was giving her face a tan!
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Everytime we out I picture Ms. Sophia in the Color Purple getting knocked the fukk out after hollering get these people away from my kids ____________________
:rolf: Whats funnier is when she slapped my car! I DID SAY “OH HAYYYEELLL NAW!!! Then I pulled out my slap-a-ho cream!!!
cappa-teal ledda’s
$5 tho Brown
Give that lady that money.
it’s used Lolita?
OTB
it’s the pricipalities bout the shyt!
its been on craigslist for 2 weeks
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Before I leave, me and this lady are goin back and forth over this coach wallet. I dont wanna spend the extra 5.00! Should I give in????
I figure if she wants to sell it bad enough she’ll lower the price. Am I bein too cheap
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YES
Hershey says:
Wutiz, thanks for letting me spit the last of my dayum coke on my keyboard, chit
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FRENCHTITS
it’s used but looks new she said 40 and I said 35
http://gma.yahoo.com/video/news-26797925/oklahoma-mother-18-kills-intruder-breaking-into-her-home-while-on-phone-with-911-27777235.html
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This is an amazing story!
Fck you Chief
that 5.00 is 1 and 1/3 gallon of gas for my truck
FRENCHIE KISSIES
HEY SUGAH FLY LUV MUFFIN
I wonder if I tried to tickle DIABLA would she laugh or attempt to PUNCH the shyt outta me
#RANDOM
I DID SAY “OH HAYYYEELLL NAW!!! Then I pulled out my slap-a-ho cream!!!
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What the fuk is slap a ho cream
Do anybody else have small boys 3 and under that are super fascinated with their wee-wee’s. Heard my baby in the tub last night keep saying surprise when I go there he is sitting covering his wee wee and then lets its pop up hollering surprise. All I could say was really and
<— SMH
He asked me the other morning when I was getting out the shower "mommy where yo wee wee at" He actually sounded sad and chit like somebody took mine
@ Frenchie – OH, DRITA’S ACCENT IS DEFINITELY NOT THE WORSE ON THE SHOW!
I fought in front of my 2 youngest before. My son never says anything about it…My baby girl waits until THE MOST inopportune times to “Ma memba that time you beat that girl cause she touched your car?”
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Only one time I almost totally LOST it was I had dropped my bills off in the lil after hours drop box at the bill pay place. Had been doing it for YEARS. My dad in hospital with a quad bypass and I come home dog arse tiyah’d and my fuggin lights off. I call the light folks they did not rec’v my payment. Call the bank and all the checks had cleared except THE LIGHTS. I go up to bill pay spot and I was like ahhh where is my light bill check?
The dude who runs the place started yelling at me in English and Arabic. And he threw in a “you people”…and he gonna call the police on me and to get the fugg out…and then he said it…”black bish”. I kindly sent my then 8 yo baby out their establishment with my cell phone and said “call your nana”…my momma said she called her and said
“nannnnnna come QUICK…my momma gonna go to JAIL cause she said she was gonna slap the rag off the man HEAD and slap the sand out of him”
*looking at comment 153 and glad I forgot to hit ‘submit’ to say “Yes, you azz is cheap” to brown …
On my iPhone-not my desktop like usual no caps, almost didn’t recognize me huh?!?!?! LOL!!
CHA CHA World Peace says:
TY is that SHEKINDSIR in your gravi… I was watching her last night on T.I ny and I couldnt for the life of me figure out why she look so dark in the mouth… she look like she been chewing on muddy rocks all day.
Real talk her mouth look like my 75 y.o grannys used to when she chewed snuff
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Yep the 90’s version as a Garbage Pail Kid (evil side of the Cabbage Patch dolls)
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Do anybody else have small boys 3 and under that are super fascinated with their wee-wee’s. Heard my baby in the tub last night keep saying surprise when I go there he is sitting covering his wee wee and then lets its pop up hollering surprise. All I could say was really and
<— SMH
He asked me the other morning when I was getting out the shower "mommy where yo wee wee at" He actually sounded sad and chit like somebody took mine
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MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Fck you Chief
that 5.00 is 1 and 1/3 gallon of gas for my truck
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Sit yo azz down somewhere and give that lady her 5 bucks….
I sent her a text and told her 35 was all i could spare but if i could come up with another 5 I’d get back with her
#recession
i should do 5 in dimes
OutsidetheBox says:
@ChocD. See what Im tombout @IGo.
We just tryna help you be an all around guy. You can meet and beat any bish you want after we school yo ass.
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Oh so thats what yall call yourselves doing… Schooling Me?
Ive already took some of these courses.
black bish”. I kindly sent my then 8 yo baby out their establishment with my cell phone and said “call your nana”…my momma said she called her and said “nannnnnna come QUICK…my momma gonna go to JAIL cause she said she was gonna slap the rag off the man HEAD and slap the sand out of him”
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Those mofos are some fuggin theiven azzes one tried to say I didn’t pay at the pump and the money was off my card and I knew it I did but I said fugg it called that bish a Sand Nigga and told him I hope he gets shot in the face thru his fake azz protective glass
MY FURLEY’S JUMPOFF AKA SUGA WALLS says:
i should do 5 in dimes
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That reminds me of Billy Dee in Mahogany … LOL
Choco says:
Those mofos are some fuggin theiven azzes one tried to say I didn’t pay at the pump and the money was off my card and I knew it I did but I said fugg it called that bish a Sand Nigga and told him I hope he gets shot in the face thru his fake azz protective glass
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Damn Choco quit holding back so much tell us how u really feel
im soo dam bored
what we talkn bout?
@MAVEN i think the smoking makes there accents worse
but my accent is cute!
@INTENSE
I just thought you gave up your CAPS LOCK for the new year.
Do anybody else have small boys 3 and under that are super fascinated with their wee-wee’s.
She was like what do I TELL HIM?
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My coworker said her 3 yo son wanted to know why his “grew” at night but was sleep during the DAY. I had
Heffa IDK I got female chiren!
Those mofos are some fuggin theiven azzes one tried to say I didn’t pay at the pump and the money was off my card and I knew it I did but I said fugg it called that bish a Sand Nigga and told him I hope he gets shot in the face thru his fake azz protective glass
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You need a hug… Role Model or something
Lol don’t y’all wish!!!!! Not gonna happen!!!!
@ Frenchie …
I 
me so East Coast accent’s, son! 
“nannnnnna come QUICK…my momma gonna go to JAIL cause she said she was gonna slap the rag off the man HEAD and slap the sand out of him”
You just want me to live, do you?
@ Lakes – CD tom’bout little boys fascinated w/their wee-wee’s!
@Choco they had been KNOWN to be stealing folks checks and then cashing them they ownself! They bill pay AND check cashing! I had neva had no prollem with them so I never stopped dropping my bills off. Had to walk right past there to get to work. Tell you what I went into the BOA website that NITE and been doing internet bill pay errysince! When he seen my azz was ’bout it he magically produced my check!
Im hollering @ the arab stories, whoever was threatened to be raped until they die, fighting in front of the kids stories & the $5 in dimes!!!!!! Crying I swear!!!!
*their* for #171
SMH
Do anybody else have small boys 3 and under that are super fascinated with their wee-wee’s.
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KDUB says:
My coworker said her 3 yo son wanted to know why his “grew” at night but was sleep during the DAY. I had She was like what do I TELL HIM?
Heffa IDK I got female chiren!
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I dont remember my oldest son being obsessed the way my baby is. I hear him playing peek a boo, saying bong, bong as he is pushing it down and letting it pop up. Ion wanna tell him that’s nasty because he might develop a complex and then grow up to be some serial killer/weirdo saying my momma said my dyck was nasty and I have to prove her wrong. Yall know that chit always fall back on the parents somehow
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@TATT I NEED SOME MAC AND CHEESE IM BORED!! **I EAT WEHN IM BORED**
*balances two pots of velveeta shells and cheese on my
When he seen my azz was ’bout it he magically produced my check!
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I bet I can’t stand the ones who hate us for them needing to live in our COUNTRY GTFOH one eyed bandit!
I meant KDub DOESN’T want me to live. Cause she don’t. None of y’all do! :crying1:
Do anybody else have small boys 3 and under that are super fascinated with their wee-wee’s.
As long as i can remember i have referred to dacks as penis and cooch as Vagina in my house. No pet names. Well i guess the kids thought them was curse words all this time…so one day Marlon yells out, “owww you hit my penis..”
And then I hear dead silence…followed by the stampede of chirren ready to “tell” so somebody besides them can get an ass whooping…I was like “Penis is not a curse word..” and went back to whatever i was doing.
For about 15mins all you heard was “penis this, and penis that”
Girl i hate them chirren.
I had She was like what do I TELL HIM?
Heffa IDK I got female chiren!
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I dont remember my oldest son being obsessed the way my baby is. I hear him playing peek a boo, saying bong, bong as he is pushing it down and letting it pop up. Ion wanna tell him that’s nasty because he might develop a complex and then grow up to be some serial killer/weirdo saying my momma said my dyck was nasty and I have to prove her wrong. Yall know that chit always fall back on the parents somehow
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ChocD aka C.D. says:
Do anybody else have small boys 3 and under that are super fascinated with their wee-wee’s.
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KDUB says:
My coworker said her 3 yo son wanted to know why his “grew” at night but was sleep during the DAY. I had She was like what do I TELL HIM?
Heffa IDK I got female chiren!
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I dont remember my oldest son being obsessed the way my baby is. I hear him playing peek a boo, saying bong, bong as he is pushing it down and letting it pop up. Ion wanna tell him that’s nasty because he might develop a complex and then grow up to be some serial killer/weirdo saying my momma said my dyck was nasty and I have to prove her wrong. Yall know that chit always fall back on the parents somehow
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CHA CHA World Peace says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@TATT I NEED SOME MAC AND CHEESE IM BORED!! **I EAT WEHN IM BORED**
*balances two pots of velveeta shells and cheese on my
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and on that Im done… yall have a good one ladies.
they had been KNOWN to be stealing folks checks and then cashing them they ownself!
Yes. IDK what it is about them convenience store Arabs, but they the new scammers. For real.
I guess that Imma call po po shat worked on other “you peoples” and “black bishes” …But when I told his azz I was coming over that counter after his azz unless he produced my check and to CALL THE FUGGIN PO PO IDGAF…cause YOU done stole MY CHECK…he was singing a whole different tune. I get outside baby girl got a face fulla tears and we couldn’t go cause my momma was ON HER WAY.
And she remind ME of that shat all the time too… “Ma remma when you called that man a sand mite?”
For about 15mins all you heard was “penis this, and penis that”
Girl i hate them chirren.
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@CHICHI
GIVE ME SOME OF THEM CHEESY 
@IGO
“Ma remma when you called that man a sand mite?”
at Sand Mite
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@LAKER…stay tuned Im gonna cook up some alphabet soup later
IM OUTIE HAVE A GOOD ONE
GOING TO JUMP IN THE SHOWER AND SOAK LIKE A MO’FUKA HOT STEAMY SHOWER!! 
@OTB
I have always started out saying wee wee to my boys and to my daughter it was always cookie. It took me looking like a damn fool years ago having a sex conversation with my son and I told him you betta always, always protect yo wee wee and he was like “seriously mom” wee wee
When my daughter started her period and I was explaining to her about keeping herself clean and making sure she has plenty of pads at schoo, etc and I was like you have to make sure you keep yo cookie extra clean now you are a young lady why she was like “mommy can we say vagina, cookie is so old
My five year old stays with his hands down his pants. I just tell him to stop and go wash his hands.
The older one has woken up with a woody and I just told him it was natural and it would go away. I figure in time he’ll figure out how to get rid of it himself.
@fayla – how sexii you look today
I figure in time he’ll figure out how to get rid of it himself.
I said boy if you don’t get your azz up and go to the bathroom it will go down once you pee 
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My son at age 4 wakes up and says to me Mommy my wee wee is hard and I want you to take care of it
@Yso
My baby will be next to me in the bed straight Al Bundy and chit and I be like dude cut it out, he shrugs his shoulders and 10 minutes later he back doing it, only this time one hand is in and the other behind his head
#205
Frenchie!!!
i can believe it, my sessy on one hunnid today 
#liestoldonSR
Hello Ladies, Frenchie, Lakes ChaCha, CD
@French
My son was tooo wise for his age!
chall tambout?
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I ain’t gat time for a full recap.
How we kirked out in front of the lil chilluns.
Cookies
Wee Wee’s
Laker left. She gonna take a hawt shower…
Hey My Vero
Like yeah, GOOD mommies don’t care of those kind of things.
@CD
He will do it while watching tv on the couch. He’s never even seen Married With Children.
How we kirked out in front of the lil chilluns.
Cookies
Wee Wee’s
Laker left. She gonna take a hawt shower…
dammit i aint ret 4 the semi-recap 
but i’ll take what i can get! thx KDub 
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Hey Choco
VERO
YSO, bew..is yo gravi’s collar bone got a mustache or
You welcome @Fayla.
I am outchall.. PEACE (In my Pam from Martin voice)
CHOCOD
You best tell lil man that he is a lil guy propping his hand behind one head and holding the other
*throws imaginary darts at Vero*
@FAYLA
Naw, that’s part of her collar.
why you do that for Fayfay?
I would pay to see the real Kdub !
@Choco
I dont know where he gets that from I asked his daddy does he do that chit when my baby is around him. He claimed he doesnt but his lying ass probably do and thank the chit is funny.
@VERO
hola! 
@fayla i seen your comments in the other posts mmmhmmm
i’m feeling hawt and sexii today too!
i need a freakum dress and a drink in hand while i shake my ass in front of a mirror in the club
then a hawt sexii man to grab me up wrap my legs around him and….
I would pay to see the real Kdub !
VERO!! :hugs: again
I’ve seen KDub. Pay ME and I’ll describe her to y’all.
I’m still here. Fuggin printer ate my scans.
Anywho Imma change my gravi back to me when I get to the house. I was Reefa Franklin when we all thought she was gonna die. She fooled our azzes and not only pulled through…old big hang tidday heffa pulled her a man…aint that some shat.
KDub ill purty.
She used to use her pic back for yall changed her “bad” and stuff.
I’m still here. Fuggin printer ate my scans.
Anywho Imma change my gravi back to me when I get to the house. I was Reefa Franklin when we all thought she was gonna die.
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BISHHHHHHHHHHH I still see Reetha
@CHOCOD you’re probably right
I aint changed it yet. It always take me a minute as I hate that gravatar site. I’ll do it when I get to the house. And home for me is 45 minutes away from this hellhole.
Bye.
VERO u aint been luvin me right bew!
OTB!!!!
fayla #230
@choco what’s new in your life?
Fayfay why you say that??? You know i
you but I know you prefer others 
45 minutes @Kdub?? 2 hours @Sassy???
and i’m pissed why it takes me longer than 15 minutes to get home or get to work
Bye.
Bye.
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@French
And you?
Girl much of the same tryn to keep of things
*carry the 1* ok so that’ll be at least about 5:53 my time. imma gih u a few to get in & kick ya shoes off, but
hurry up gettin home safe 
@choco in need of some excitement in mylife *sighs*
maybe i should try sky diving? whatchu think…
Frenchie my baby is in TWOUBLE TWOUBLE tonoight! (B-Mac)
) IMMA TEA DAT AZZ UP!!!!!
we got the house to ourselves (well minus the 7 y/o but he’ll be down for the count then
VERO!!! :stop: wth is this “i prefer others BS?!” i fux with who fux with me. no more no less. 1/2 the time i’m lost bc it’s so many posts & i cant read bc i’m always sneakin on here in the 1st place. *lip poked out*
in need of some excitement in mylife *sighs*
maybe i should try sky diving? whatchu think…
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Or try a dating website thats exciting and surprising
Frenchie!
some chic just died out here sky diving. try something a lil less dangerous #helpful #bci 
u
**lips poked out too**
I feel completely lost most of the times,
people been making fun of me (point & yall) because my english is bad
you have e-lovers
headed to the house
@VERO
How much we talking?
@FAYLA
Don’t break nothing that can’t be replaced.
50 €
@CHOCO i just signed of for plentyoffish.com
i’m not gonna lie i’m a little scared! i always meet men through people i know….
Suddenly so quiet
i’m here Vero!
lol
THIS. IS. MY. SHOW!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Vero!!!!
I am Team Drita all day! I don’t like Karen or Ramona. Drita is not to be messed with! I love this show!!
vero you still here?
Well I love you @Vero. Is I changed’d yet?
im SO sick of these shows with these 50+ year old women & this HIGH school drama, i shamefully admit i watched this mess to see what “drama” was going on, and come to find out these b*tches is ready to KILL each other, because Drita got together with Karen’s (oh im so embarresed i know these bishes names) EX (key word EX) husband, i could see Karen being a lil miffed at first, but after Drita respectfully explained it wasn’t out of spite they just HAPPENED to meet up and fall for each, then thats when you needed to GET OVER IT, was that bish suppose to deny herself love cause that USE to be your man, shidddddddddd who the f*ck is u?????
I love this show! Karen is my favorite.
Kdub !!!!
You’re looking way too cute for how you behave on here 
(i fell asleep earlier and now i can’t sleep again !)
@YSO, see, i didn’t have to pay !
@ Tetra That would be great, but they didn’t just meet up and fall for each other. when Karen was married to her Ex Husband, Drita was her friend/roomate. Drita feels like they weren’t friends at the time, but it doesn’t matter. we were cool at some point so don’t act like I should be cool about it.
Loyalty don’t exist anymore for some women. I don’t care if we aren’t friends anymore or I just haven’t seen you in years. If I know my girl dated ol boy for 7+ years and she was like a sister to me HE IS OFF LIMITS. Too many men in the world for me to picking up my best friend left overs. That’s just me tho…
@ Bigbadwolf
I totally agree with you!