Music producer Swizz Beatz, who is married to musician Alicia Keys, is on the run from federal prosecutors, according to the Associated Press. Beatz, real name Kasseem Dean, 33, is listed as the CEO on the website of the Hong Kong-based file sharing website, Megaupload.com, which was shut down by feds today.
The indictment accuses the company of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content. The indictment was unsealed Thursday, one day after websites shut down in protest of two congressional proposals intended to thwart the online piracy of copyrighted movies and TV programs.
Yesterday, Swizz Beatz was unmasked as the CEO/owner of the world’s largest file sharing website by the NY Post, which alleged that Beatz got some of his celebrity friends to appear in a star-studded promotional vehicle for Megaupload.com.
High powered celebrities such as Sean “Diddy” Combs, Kanye West, Floyd Mayweather, Serena Williams and others are seen happily promoting the illegal service in the video.
But after the video appeared on YouTube last month, Universal Music Group, issued a DMCA “take-down notice” to YouTube, saying the artists’ performances were unauthorized.
Megaupload reps countersued Universal claiming to have “legally binding agreements with the performers that appear in the video…”
Uh, oh. Now, this is some REAL entertainment news.
Sucks to be Swiss and Alicia right now.
Alicia already paid his bill from the IRS supposedly right? She got money to get him out.
Is Cankle Keys driving the get away car?
He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.
Who is the crackish man beside Beatz in the cah? He need some of Fayla’s Whipfinity on his lips.
I wonder if Alicia will wait for him like a good little wifey?
Now why you got that pic of him in that car looking like Darkwing Duck?
Kimmie, that was last night though
Oh all things good…is that Danny Glover in that car? If not add Mister to our ongoing ashy celebrities list.
who is that on the run with him? Danny Glover
Yall still crazy says:
Kimmie, that was last night though
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True! Maybe he hit the club and got the hell out of dodge.
Is that Danny Glover…??
Swiss is UGLY so UGLY and SO IS HIS BLOATED WIFE
YSoSrs says:
I wonder if Alicia will wait for him like a good little wifey?
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KDub says:
Oh all things good…is that Danny Glover in that car? If not add Mister to our ongoing ashy celebrities list.
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I watched Color Purple last night…….. “I heard she got that nasty woman’s disease”
Did we add Tracy Morgan to the ashy list?
Definitely Danny
dckimmie says:
He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.
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Kdub, everybody wanted you to recap the jjackson post yo
Y’all know he too old for that sht.
#shouldastayedwithmashonda
Now lets see what white.. I mean person is behind MP3 skull, ShareBear, Hulu, and the rest…
Dayum!!! Is that Danny Glover?
Danny Glover’s botton lip look guilty as hail…im juss sayin
Choco aka Hippie says:
Swiss is UGLY so UGLY and SO IS HIS BLOATED WIFE
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Now lets see what white.. I mean person is behind MP3 skull, ShareBear, Hulu, and the rest…
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Let a muthflucker touch Hulkshare or Demonoid…and i will set fire YSO Style (circa 2010) …
West Coast Chick says:
dckimmie says:
He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.
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Maybe he’s the informant…. like TIP Harris
Speaking of ashy… Don’t you hate it when a woman wears shear black stocking and don’t oil her legs like you can see tha crust formin on her knee caps?
IIIIIHATETHATSHYT!!!
Kdub, everybody wanted you to recap the jjackson post yo
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Messy Jesse post broke my computer! I ain’t been in there since lurnch. I was lurking in it tho.
Uh oh
Ace says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Now lets see what white.. I mean person is behind MP3 skull, ShareBear, Hulu, and the rest…
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Let a muthflucker touch Hulkshare or Demonoid…and i will set fire YSO Style (circa 2010) …
FIIIIIIIYYYYYAAAAH!!!!
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I just busted out laffin’ @ yall fools saying it was Danny Glover, cuz it look just like that nigga!
Danny Glover
Yall aint shait.
@Hershey
Cuz when I see her in my mind I see them waterlogged legs of hers so I call her bloated and plus I honestly believe she smells like wet dog
:hugs: @Smurfette
I’m actually rollin’ outta here…y’all have kept me THOROUGHLY entertained today…
#lurkeditout
Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.
@KDUB
I was forced, yes FORCED, to recap in your absence. It just wasn’t the same.
Did we add Tracy Morgan to the ashy list?
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No but him and Cholly Murphy going on. Together. Two for muffing ONE
@ DCKimmie *gasp* *clutches pearls* did you dare say something negative about T to the emm effin I. Harris?
you did! That’s a big 
don’t believe me? Read the 
chit I bet that’s the first commandment up in here
I meant to tell you your hair is so luxurious and draping in that pic
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.
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@SIS LET ME TRY THIS.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSAAAAAAA!!!
U OK?
@ACE
Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!
This get away car picture is too much…LOL! I’m waiting for the arrest…
So I;m guessing this is going to be a story of the rich getting poorer and “the man” taking it all away, smh. Funny shiz.
No I think Alicia will put the moves on the trick from Houston just to make Swiss mad
Yall leave Albutt alone!
Alicia betta get them tree truck legs in the studio and record a hit so she could bail Mashanda’s babyfavah outta jail
YSoSrs says:
@KDUB
I was forced, yes FORCED, to recap in your absence. It just wasn’t the same.
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I appreciated the recap
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.
KDub says:
Did we add Tracy Morgan to the ashy list?
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No but him and Cholly Murphy going on. Together. Two for muffing ONE
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May as well add Wood Harris (Avon Barksdale)
:hugs: @ACE
Those were the days. *sigh*
(peeks behind that big ass CENSORED sign in your Gravi)
Oooh…You so nasty.
@ Choco I always said if that bish ate one more pork chop or messed around and had a baby she’d be through, and that body has been a hot mess since she pershed him out, legs looking like tree trunks and chit
West Coast Chick says:
Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!
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Swiss looking like I hope no one notices me BIG AZZ DUMMY
@ SIS – YOU GOT THIS CHIT! TRUST!
MzDimplez1123 says:
Yall leave Albutt alone!
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I cant take it
:hugs: @ChocD thanks hon!
have a good night everyone!
I just busted out laffin’ @ yall fools saying it was Danny Glover, cuz it look just like that nigga!
I was like hole up is that him for REALZ?
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Even with only half the face showing.
Im working out at 530… who’s coming with me.
*Crickets
lazy azz blog people.
Megaupload made news last month for the “Mega Upload Song,” which featured everyone from Kanye West to will.i.am, Diddy, Chris Brown, and Kim Kardashian pledging allegiance to the site, which along with pirated movies and albums, trades in legal files — say, when a producer in London wanted to get his work to a rapper in New York City. Yesterday, “Page Six” noted that the star-power in the pro-Megaupload video was likely supplied by the site’s unlikely CEO, the producer and teacher Swizz Beatz (husband of Alicia Keys), who previously was not widely known to be involved in the site, even to people who usually keep up with that sort of thing. (Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)
New York Post
Hershey says:
@ DCKimmie *gasp* *clutches pearls* did you dare say something negative about T to the emm effin I. Harris?
you did! That’s a big 
don’t believe me? Read the 
chit I bet that’s the first commandment up in here
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Don’t worry d!ckinme knows that is a very fine line….
Yall still crazy says:
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Do yall think while Toucan is away doing his bid Alicia is going to put the moves on Mashonda.
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@ ChocD Get outta my head @ 53 I was JUST about to say that shyt
#LethalWeapon.
1 word #karma :lmao:
Mister m-I-s-t-e-r
The Makeup Maven says:
@ SIS – YOU GOT THIS CHIT! TRUST!
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YEP
@ Choco I always said if that bish ate one more pork chop or messed around and had a baby she’d be through, and that body has been a hot mess since she pershed him out, legs looking like tree trunks and chit
and for some reason I just don’t like them I mean I like Diddy and his Harum more than this couple
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:hugs: @DENISE
@Danny Glover picturing that fool saying I’m getting too old for this Swizz.
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I GOT TEARS cause that is what he told Mel Gibson in the “Lethal Weapon” triology.
I am going to retiyah cause I am too old for this ish man.
Mister m-I-s-t-e-r
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Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!
His voice gotta soung like Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop though…Run nucca run!
Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO! .
Wait a minute… before I agree to something
Tatted what she got?
caligirl says:
Megaupload made news last month for the “Mega Upload Song,” which featured everyone from Kanye West to will.i.am, Diddy, Chris Brown, and Kim Kardashian pledging allegiance to the site, which along with pirated movies and albums, trades in legal files — say, when a producer in London wanted to get his work to a rapper in New York City. Yesterday, “Page Six” noted that the star-power in the pro-Megaupload video was likely supplied by the site’s unlikely CEO, the producer and teacher Swizz Beatz (husband of Alicia Keys), who previously was not widely known to be involved in the site, even to people who usually keep up with that sort of thing. (Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)
New York Post
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so he and Danny Glover is NOT on the run
So this fool called attention to himself by doing that video?
#DumbNiccaShyt.
Hershey says:
@ DCKimmie *gasp* *clutches pearls* did you dare say something negative about T to the emm effin I. Harris?
you did! That’s a big 
don’t believe me? Read the 
chit I bet that’s the first commandment up in here
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(Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)
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@ Dimpz & Ad..Lakers —
I’m good ….Did Dimpz talk to you about unscheduled absences? and how they are not permitted…
@YSO
Oh i miss 2010…..2011 was blah….i’m hoping 2012 can provide the fluckery needed to host an award show later….
MzDimplez1123 says:
So this fool called attention to himself by doing that video?
#DumbNiccaShyt.
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@IGO
I’ll come to spot you and wipe your forehead. I ain’t doing any more than that though.
@cali
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT I wanted their downfall I kid I suppose
Igo, I’m down, going to get on that elliptical at 4:30, yes I am…gonna sit all this azz and thighs on it and pick up the remote and catch the last half hour of Maury, yes I am
Follow the beak…follow the beak…which way did he go
when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple… .
Okay, between this and Danny Glover, I am seriously over here crying laughing now.
Somebody call my mama and tell her to bury me a G please.
Roc says:
Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!
His voice gotta soung like Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop though…Run nucca run!
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McLEAN, Va. – Federal prosecutors have shut down one of the world’s largest file-sharing sites, Megaupload.com, on charges of violating piracy laws — a day after a 24-hour blackout of popular websites such as Wikipedia drew national attention to the issue.
“This action is among the largest criminal copyright cases ever brought by the United States,” the Justice department said in a statement about the indictment.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/19/feds-shut-down-file-sharing-website/#ixzz1jwYxwFIY
The indictment accuses seven individuals and two corporations — Megaupload Limited and Vestor Limited — of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content. It was unsealed on Thursday, and claims that at one point Megaupload was the 13th most popular website in the world.
Megaupload was unique not only because of its massive size and the volume of downloaded content, but also because it had high-profile support from celebrities, musicians and other content producers who are most often the victims of copyright infringement and piracy. Before the website was taken down, it contained endorsements from Kim Kardashian, Alicia Keys and Kanye West, among others.
The Hong Kong-based company listed Swizz Beatz, a musician who married Keys in 2010, as its CEO. Beatz declined to comment through a representative.
The individuals in the criminal enterprise each faces a maximum penalty of 20 years in prison on racketeering charges, five years for conspiracy to commit copyright infringement, 20 years on money laundering charges and five years on related charges.
Megaupload was led by colorful Australian Kim Dotcom — aka Kim Schmitz, or Kim Tim Jim Vestor. He is a a resident of both Hong Kong and New Zealand, and a dual citizen of Finland and Germany, who legally changed his last name to “Dotcom.”
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/19/feds-shut-down-file-sharing-website/#ixzz1jwZ2IETL
The website’s founder and “chief innovation officer” was once convicted of a felony but has repeatedly denied engaging in piracy, according to CNET.com — and he made more than $42 million from the conspiracy in 2010 alone, according to the indictment.
The indictment comes the day after a 24-hour “blackout” of Wikipedia, a protest doodle on the homepage of Google, and numerous other protests across the Internet against proposed anti-piracy legislation that many leading websites — including Reddit, Google, Facebook, Amazon and others — contend will make it challenging if not impossible for them to operate.
The Protect Intellectual Property Act under consideration in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House are bills backed by the motion picture and recording industries intended to eliminate theft online once and for all. S. 968 and H.R. 3261 would require ISPs to block access to foreign websites that infringe on copyrights.
Online piracy from China and elsewhere is a massive problem for the media industry, one that costs as much as $250 billion per year and costs the industry 750,000 jobs, according to a 2008 statement by Patrick Leahy, D-Vt.
But how exactly the bills would counter piracy has many up in arms.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/01/19/feds-shut-down-file-sharing-website/#ixzz1jwZ8MMey
@ACE YESHH!!
I SAAWWWY.. BUT LIKE I SAID AND THIS GOES FOR THE WIFIE TOO 
YALL CAN TXT THIS CHICA “HIM” AINT RUNNING SHYT 
I was forced, yes FORCED, to recap in your absence. It just wasn’t the same.
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I bet it was the BEST recap EVA
First Naija got her reporting skills on about our new couple and now you recapping…
Whatchall need me fo? I done passed the torch.
I Go There says:
Wait a minute… before I agree to something
Tatted what she got?
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I just call it like I see it. But I do like TI If Sandra didn’t ban me 6 years ago (when she had the temporary blogspot)when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple…I don’t think she’s going to ban me now
ova here. I hate that I love you fools so much 
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*Takes off bra and runs down the street with my muthfuggin bare feet at Sandra looking like Celia from the Color purple. Literally :crying1: :crying1:
Somebody call my mama and tell her to bury me a G please.
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YSoSrs says:
@IGO
I’ll come to spot you and wipe your forehead. I ain’t doing any more than that though
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Thanks but Im running 2 miles today…. what you got on that.
)when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple…
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@ IGo…I work out. I fell off for a minute but, I’m getting back on track. I’ll lift free weights forever. I hates that damned cardio though.
I thought I would lurk the last part of my day but I am LMAO at Choco talking about AKeys
waterlogged….bloated….wet dog
Why do they look like they are driving a Power Wheel
The passengers neck hurts like hell LOL
@ dckimmie, damn, celie though? Really?
Takes off bra and runs down the street with my muthfuggin bare feet at Sandra looking like Celia from the Color purple. Literally
bare feet tho 
I just visualized that
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Hershey says:
Igo, I’m down, going to get on that elliptical at 4:30, yes I am…gonna sit all this azz and thighs on it and pick up the remote and catch the last half hour of Maury, yes I am
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good at least one person going….
I just call it like I see it. But I do like TI If Sandra didn’t ban me 6 years ago (when she had the temporary blogspot)when I asked her about that pic of her looking like Celie from the Color Purple…I don’t think she’s going to ban me now
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funeralize me now
Heeeey Dymond
Supersonic
I’m lightskinned
dhaihdhdashfiahsdkngaishdihf
Yeah, that’s it….THAT’S IT!
dckimmie says:
He’s not running from the po-po’s. I just went to his twitter and he posted a pic before going to the 40/40 last night.
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The indictment came down today — after he posted that pic. He knows he’s a wanted man now. Some of his partners have been arrested in New Zealand. His lawyer is probably negotiating with the police to turn him in.
Ok, I am over here about to pizza on myself, @DC stop it I say
Not Miss Celie! Bish you cray.
Yall better stop branging up old shyt though. She may be having onna “DEM” days.
@Dimplez
I run everyday… gotta get that in.
I thought I would lurk the last part of my day but I am LMAO at Choco talking about AKeys
waterlogged….bloated….wet dog
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Can you tell how much I :heart her
Muhfukkas telling Sandra she look like Celie…guess that explains her hatred for LSLH chicks.
waaaaaaaay minute @ dckimmie
yo name is dyk in me?
*chris brown voice* Im done
McLEAN, Va. – Federal prosecutors have shut down one of the world’s largest file-sharing sites, Megaupload.com, on charges of violating piracy laws — a day after a 24-hour blackout of popular websites such as Wikipedia drew national attention to the issue.
“This action is among the largest criminal copyright cases ever brought by the United States,” the Justice department said in a statement about the indictment.
The indictment accuses seven individuals and two corporations — Megaupload Limited and Vestor Limited — of costing copyright holders more than $500 million in lost revenue from pirated films and other content. It was unsealed on Thursday, and claims that at one point Megaupload was the 13th most popular website in the world.
Megaupload was unique not only because of its massive size and the volume of downloaded content, but also because it had high-profile support from celebrities, musicians and other content producers who are most often the victims of copyright infringement and piracy. Before the website was taken down, it contained endorsements from Kim Kardashian, Alicia Keys and Kanye West, among others.
The website’s founder and “chief innovation officer” was once convicted of a felony but has repeatedly denied engaging in piracy, according to CNET.com — and he made more than $42 million from the conspiracy in 2010 alone, according to the indictment.
The indictment comes the day after a 24-hour “blackout” of Wikipedia, a protest doodle on the homepage of Google, and numerous other protests across the Internet against proposed anti-piracy legislation that many leading websites — including Reddit, Google, Facebook, Amazon and others — contend will make it challenging if not impossible for them to operate.
The Protect Intellectual Property Act under consideration in the Senate and the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) in the House are bills backed by the motion picture and recording industries intended to eliminate theft online once and for all. S. 968 and H.R. 3261 would require ISPs to block access to foreign websites that infringe on copyrights.
Online piracy from China and elsewhere is a massive problem for the media industry, one that costs as much as $250 billion per year and costs the industry 750,000 jobs, according to a 2008 statement by Patrick Leahy, D-Vt.
But how exactly the bills would counter piracy has many up in arms.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.
So yall never saw that pic? Whatever
That was before she got the nice freeze curls.. 
@IGT
May i ask who that talented professional in your gravi is?
@ IGO…I do it 3x a week but, I HATE IT! I gotta start back doing my Jillian Michaels too but working out to that bish feels like you done invited Satan into your home and sold your soul to him.
Roc says:
Muhfukkas telling Sandra she look like Celie…guess that explains her hatred for LSLH chicks.
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Speaking of ashy… Don’t you hate it when a woman wears shear black stocking and don’t oil her legs like you can see tha crust formin on her knee caps?
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JESUS. If Pryn come back tell her to call my own mama. And my kids. I am
I tole chall azzes yassday that yall get real cray at 4:30 erryday.
Yall are going in today huh?
Dayum…
Hey there Tattra
Hey Dimpz
Hey Yso
Hey Lakes
Im so glad I got Kim’s offline info!
@ACE
:crying1: :crying1: :crying1:
@DC I have seen it that’s why I cant get my chit together now because I AM FUGGIN DONE PEOPLE
@ Boistop I
your gravi, Rasputia was the chit! 
Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
<—- HATES DICKINME!
Being named CEO does not make him 100% coupable….The servers were in Ashburn,VA (big up to Loundoun County)…hundreds of miles for Tucan Sam home of record. He probably didn’t load the files….etc…he’s good and lawyred up.
Hey Ya’llcrazee
Hey WCC
Sup Kdubz and Ace
@DYMOND OH HOW I MISSD THEM
ONE MORE CUZ U BE LEAVING ME 
@DIMPZ I RUN WITH U MAMA.. LETS GO GET US A NEW SPORTS BRA!! **TAKES ACE DEBIT CART**
Ace says:
@IGT
May i ask who that talented professional in your gravi is
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Dude I have no ideal but I was thinking about puttin a pic up and I decided that everybody loves back shots…. SO
So yall never saw that pic? Whatever That was before she got the nice freeze curls
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You know I done been here since blogspot days and YES I remma…
My azz also remma I hold the award for most bannings at around 6-7 so Imma hush
ChocD aka C.D. says:
:crying1: :crying1: :crying1:
@DC I have seen it that’s why I cant get my chit together now because I AM FUGGIN DONE PEOPLE
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So you know what’s the hell I’m talmbout
@KDUB
Aw thanks. But we we always need you and your font around here. Who else will translate Stevie’s Braille-Mails and tell Deemed to stop her Bible boolean searches? :hugs:
@IGO
I ain’t got sht on your two mile run but a bottle of water and a good luck.
@Kdub – Did you have some bbq today..All I had was applesauce.
West Coast Chick says:
waaaaaaaay minute @ dckimmie
yo name is dyk in me?
*chris brown voice* Im done
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@ Roc
splains it all don’t it? 
card*
Dimpz, I been doing Jillian Michaels on the Wii (ok, I only started last weekend & only did it twice
but hey its a start)
@ Lakes!
Make sure he didn’t lose it again. 
Hey Dymond!
Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
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I dont workout with women… yall cry to much.
J/K yeah I need a workout partner… just dont be looking at my azz.
<— GETS A HUG & A KISS FROM DYMOND? Awww chit!
I would exercise if I had a gym partner!! Im not motivated AT ALL
@YSO …
@Ace … anything you remember about 2010 that you care to share with us newbies??
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
@ Yall, I get about 30mins in and feel like I can see my mortality rate right before my eyes. Ask Ace, I be sweaty and panting and looking like a damned fool.
funeralize me now
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Funeralize
Who was singing SUPERSONIC?!!?
Hit it Baby D 
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It came! I got it! I used it! I even licked it! 
FAYLA
I think you can now call it a lube too
I. HATE. ALL. Y’ALL.
& 
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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her words, not mine
Sup Dymond!!!!
Real talk fugg exercise where can I get a cheap pescription of Adderol.
@IGO
I ain’t got sht on your two mile run but a bottle of water and a good luck.
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damn shame…
Dimpz, I been doing Jillian Michaels on the Wii
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THAT BISH IS THE DEBIL YOU HEAR ME? On all things GOOD I hate Jillian azz. My homegirl gonna tell me I don’t really workout cause I use DVD’s.
I gave her that DVD and went back over there and that heffa had the bish on her bookcase wrapped up and ready to get the hail outta her house when I went back.
I Go There says:
Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
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I dont workout with women… yall cry to much.
J/K yeah I need a workout partner… just dont be looking at my azz.
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Got damn you a fuggin COPY CAT!!!
Yall still crazy says:
Dimpz, I been doing Jillian Michaels on the Wii (ok, I only started last weekend & only did it twice but hey its a start)
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I’mma set my son’s (my new) Wii up in the basement…He packed it away like it was pure trash when his got the 360. Talkn bout it was out of style…
Danny Glover….Darkwing Duck…… :coffin:
caligirl says:
(Beatz, born Kasseem Dean, is not among those charged.)
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It says he’s not among those already charged (4 people have been charged). It doesn’t say he’s not in the indictment. 7 people in total are named in the indictment but I doubt that the NY Post was given all the names. So RUN, Squidz, RUN!
I worked out with another female for about 2 weeks, I said never again too.
You got ass like that? I see.
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
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I want to start painting peens real talk I love that body part and Im a painter so I wanted to start I just gotta get my free hand right but I will begin a penis series
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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My 2 fav pills start with an A: adderall and ambien
good ole days
@DIMPZ AWW DAM U SOUND LIKE ME
I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO PASS OUT!! MY HEART IS GOING TO BURST!! 
(looks at IGO’s ass and gives it a
)
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Real talk fugg exercise where can I get a cheap pescription of Adderol.
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You can go without eating for days….
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
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JMO says:
I Go There says:
Igo wish you were in TN I have no motivation especially when I’m force fed huge lunches…well forced was a little extreme…but Ion wanna eat all that shait at lernchtime
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I dont workout with women… yall cry to much.
J/K yeah I need a workout partner… just dont be looking at my azz.
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Got damn you a fuggin COPY CAT!!!
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you know what… your Hate is just to much today.
@Dimpz
I got it *hands Lakers his credit card*..ya’ll just don’t be callin me talkin bout how dat bish(Ms. Micheals) try to kill you OK?
painting peens?
edible paint of course, right?
Dymond –
love me some ambien too. Can’t drink nomo, but I look forward to 10p and hot cup of tea. 
Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine
Being CEO does make him culpable IF they say they got a warrant out for the CEO
Dimpz, Ace already tole me yo
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
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YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT!
@ Tatt
you can always get more than that if u like
I did go to Smithfield’s at lunch @Cali. I will be driving to Wilson for some real ‘que this weekend though.
Roc says:
Danny Glover lookin like, go nigga GO!
His voice gotta soung like Cedric the Entertainer in Barbershop though…Run nucca run!
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You killing me!!!
He do look like he saying that!!!
YSO
why you ass slappin
Whatever Igo I wouldn’t cry…chit yes I would
cry first then promptly quit
@igo, I am so impressed that you asked but I have to mow the lawn, pressure wash the house, wax the car and sew some clothes. But if I didn’t have to do all of that I would go, DARN.
DYMOND!!
Y’all ain’t right. I really wish she would put up a new pic though. That pank lipstick is not da bizzness.
I want to start painting peens real talk I love that body part and Im a painter so I wanted to start I just gotta get my free hand right but I will begin a penis series
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aw shait
PRYKASO in the house.
@ACE **TAKES CARD** WELL THANK U
OH WHO IS THIS LADY U SPEAK OF?? 
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
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YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT!
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I didn't get it
@Dymond
No for real I want to paint them on canvas for reals yo!
@ KDubb…..I be trying hard too with those DVDs. I got 3 of them and can only get 30mins. I sometimes wonder if my deformaty is against me but I get ready to kick the TV over when i’m done.
Wing Wing Wing Herro? @ Ace
Who painted their dycksickle?
<–really just intrigued 
sup Cali
I had to tell my melanin deprived friend to STOP giving them to me otherwise I would need to be on Intervention…durn shame
Hey Fayla Bayla
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine
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The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
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YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT!
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we all got it Tatted.
you dont like dyk in you…we get it 
attention: I'll take Tatted's dyk, since she wont be having any, thanks
YALL
that was hella quick yo! 
dckimmie says:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
The Makeup Maven says:
<—- HATES DICKINME!
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DONT WE KNOW IT….
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YOU MY FRIEND, GET THE MILLION DOLLA PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING WHO WAS GONNA GET IT!
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I didn't get it
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We know
@ Kim…Tatted says she hates DickInMe. You know she’s into the ladies right?
Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine
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As long as there’s an end to the means!
I want some buffalo wings and some lemon pepper wings from Wing Stop
Can someone please tell me the name of a good diet pill to take. Serious posters only respond
And dont nobody say chit about no crack, heroin, cocaine or as they say in the hood heron
Me and you, us never part. Makidada. Me and you, us have one heart. Makidada. Ain’t no ocean, ain’t no sea. Makidada. Keep my sister away from me.”
@IGO
Why not ass slap?
(gives it a squeeze too just because)
Greedy ass @ WCC.
@Igo … we said pretty much the same thing at the same time (comments 153 & 155) however you are a little quicker with the fingers …
Is that Rasputia?! I love that big bish!
@Yall
I swear i be wanting to call the police when Julian gets done with Dimpz…
She be making me mentally want to fight a woman…hav’in my baby all beat like that…
PRYKASO
LOL very clever
Sorry Choco, I thought you meant like they paint pregnant women’s bellies
I can see there being a huge market for painted peens with gay dudes
PRYKASO in the house.
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What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
JMO says:
@Igo … we said pretty much the same thing at the same time (comments 153 & 155) however you are a little quicker with the fingers …
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Darling you have no idea….
The indictment was handed down by a grand jury in Virginia , but was unsealed on Thursday, and stems from a federal investigation that began two years ago.
Ira P. Rothken, a lawyer for Megaupload, said in a phone interview on Thursday afternoon that he had not yet seen the indictment, but he added: “Clearly we have due process concerns. This was done without a hearing.”
Where is the indictment….It’s unsealed so it’s public knowlegde right?
@ KDubb…..I be trying hard too with those DVDs. I got 3 of them and can only get 30mins.
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THE WORSE with the DVD’s is when lil ole Miss Smarty Pants Shayla comes in and has the NERVE to point out shat like “Mama…that lady Jillian said do it 15 times…you only did it 7”
GETCHO AZZ DE HAIL OUTTA HERE! I barely made the 7 I DID
@DYMOND
I just got that last part
Oh
Run Squdz Run…..
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Chit I remember when I took dem Fat Predators my glasses fogged up and I fainted a couple of times (I got right back up doe). But a bytch was a lean mean sex machine
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what you take?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Greedy ass @ WCC.
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# teamnowaste
Darling you have no idea….
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@ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.
She sure as hell didn’t get that job.
The indictment was handed down by a grand jury in VA 2 WEEKS ago!
Huh?
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
Why not ass slap?
(gives it a squeeze too just because)
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Alright… slappin azz will get you to grabbing things later.
<—- HATES ALL YA'LL SO MUCH RATT NOW!
I want some buffalo wings and some lemon pepper wings from Wing Stop
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You betta stop crying over them wangs!
Look what happened to Rick Ross when HE was thinking about wings so hard!
@Pryti
Fat Predators
Is that Rasputia?! I love that big bish
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Yes but the power rap guru is really the superstar
When I was preggers I begged my mamma to FedEx me some pork, she would have no parts of it….
Ya’ll STAY calling that girl d!ckinme…
Choco aka Hippie says:
What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
Yall theres a lady at my job that talks like Kimbella BUT really loud. She’s on the phone so I threw a paper ball over the wall in the cubicle and said “shut up”. Shes bout to get off the phone and she’s prolly gonna wanna fight. Pray i keep my job yall.
@ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.
She sure as hell didn’t get that job.
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Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill
training a new bish
i missed yall turribly today..still aint read no post :rollseyes: 
Choco aka Hippie says:
PRYKASO in the house.
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What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
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Oooohhhh NO you aint finna get me caught up in that mess… My Ding -a -ling been on display enough.
Yall theres a lady at my job that talks like Kimbella BUT really loud. She’s on the phone so I threw a paper ball over the wall in the cubicle and said “shut up”. Shes bout to get off the phone and she’s prolly gonna wanna fight. Pray i keep my job yall.
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And dont nobody say chit about no crack, heroin, cocaine or as they say in the hood heron
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but seriously, my friend did weight watchers and it does work
@ChocD googles fat predators….do they work? lol
I Go There says:
JMO says:
@Igo … we said pretty much the same thing at the same time (comments 153 & 155) however you are a little quicker with the fingers …
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Darling you have no idea….
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:fistbump: … hold up, :stop: … nice try, you aint about to mess up my future moments of random laughter
caligirl says:
Where is the indictment….It’s unsealed so it’s public knowlegde right?
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It’s unsealed, meaning it was sealed while the feds investigated Megaupload over a 2 year period. In other words, it was sealed so Swizz and ’em wouldn’t be tipped off that they were under federal investigation. But it’s not available to the public.
I took Phentermine for a quick minute when I had my son. All the fast heart beat and not sleeping wasn’t worth it. It’s easier to just watch your diet and/or work out.
@EGO
I need a shaft pic STAT
I still have incriminating evidence
@ Ace..Her muscled up ass looks like a Julian!
@ KDub….I had my 16 yr old do it with me once. It was god awful! She had no form, took a break every two minutes bytched inbetween breaks and working out and literally quit after 10 mins.
You ever notice how she, Jillian be working your ass like a mule but she probably only does 3 reps of each set? That heffa know normal ppl ain’t sposed to be doin that shyt.
@Dymond
If I show you then I gotta show everybody else… No can do.
On the Wii Jillian Michaels be talking shatt to you if you don’t do it all or correctly.
My son: Ma did you hear her?
Me: Both yall shut up
*does 1/2 crunch*
Pricasso though?
… hold up, … nice try, you aint about to mess up my future moments of random laughter
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Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
I still have incriminating evidence I need a shaft pic STAT
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you aint crazy…
Yall theres a lady at my job that talks like Kimbella BUT really loud. She’s on the phone so I threw a paper ball over the wall in the cubicle and said “shut up”. Shes bout to get off the phone and she’s prolly gonna wanna fight. Pray i keep my job yall.
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she was like, ummmmm, do you know where the brush is… in her Kimbella voice #hella funny
ahh damn! my daughter does a kimbella impression that had me dying laughing
@Pryti
That was at least 10 years ago but HELL YEAH they worked. If you can get over heart palpitations, hallucinations, sweaty palms, occasional fainting spells, loss of appetite your ass will be the Bell of the Ball
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Kim…Tatted says she hates DickInMe. You know she’s into the ladies right?
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I got if after the fact… You know I’m a little slow.
But you are the only person that know what DC-Kimmie means. You know I’m sprung.
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.
She sure as hell didn’t get that job.
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Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill
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A while ago, my dad took that Alli stuff. He lost weight but it had him chittin like crazy … He couldn’t handle it so he stopped
@Pryti,
for you
uh ChocD this is the most rinky dink website…seems scammy to me. I need your review
Pricasso
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Im effn blonde as chit I said PRY KASSO
Yall still crazy says:
On the Wii Jillian Michaels be talking shatt to you if you don’t do it all or correctly.
My son: Ma did you hear her?
Me: Both yall shut up
*does 1/2 crunch*
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Yall is a sissy….
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
PRYKASO in the house.
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What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
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Oooohhhh NO you aint finna get me caught up in that mess… My Ding -a -ling been on display enough.
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It’s DING-A-LING! Get it right!
KDub says:
I want some buffalo wings and some lemon pepper wings from Wing Stop
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You betta stop crying over them wangs!
Look what happened to Rick Ross when HE was thinking about wings so hard!
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you aint crazy…
Chill baby baby chill 
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@ ChocD….Girl Nawl, I was scared to ask.
Us. As a women. Can’t just be throwing! random piece of paper, at each other? I’mma hafta, check a bytch?
@ He who goes there
and why exactly would you have to show errbody if you show me?
Im not in a clique and I was kicked out of the underground movement Thank You Very Much 
awhailnall@gmail (for future refs)
@JMO
I know a few people who last weight on that Alli but they ass was chitting everywhere. In the car, at work, at home before they could make it to the bathroom. I wanna loose some weight but even I have my standards.
#teamnochitstains
Thinking of Ding a ling
SITS and SPINS :2dance:
The Makeup Maven says:
I Go There says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
PRYKASO in the house.
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What is prykaso and do your part and contribute a shaft pic
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Oooohhhh NO you aint finna get me caught up in that mess… My Ding -a -ling been on display enough.
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It’s DING-A-LING! Get it right!
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And how would you know…
Choco aka Hippie says:
I wanna ask a dumb question @DIMPZ and @ACE are yall really dating
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girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
yep, saw it all on facebook
@Dimpz
Oh well…… hope yo friend is ok
My cousin gave me some of them Diurex water pills talking about you can shed 5 lbs in 3 days. Them fukkas had me pissing every 10 MINUTES. That is how you loose the fuggin weight. Running to piss 4-5 times and HOUR. They gave me the shakes too. Didn’t know they had caffeine in them and my dumb azz drank my regular coffee as ususal.
Nah I will keep Jillian.
Damn Swizzy done fvcked up son
smh
DYMOND!!!
<—Has NOT seen IGO's Ding-a-Ling. But the day is still young.
Hey Dap
@KDub
Whatchall need me fo? I done passed the torch.
THE DEVIL IS A LIE!!! 
we need u more than ALL the ashy, dry weaved, hydration lip-challenged celebs combined need Whipfinity
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NUFFIN BUT DEG CAN KEEP ME FROM IT!!!!
Dymond says:
@ He who goes there
and why exactly would you have to show errbody if you show me? Im not in a clique and I was kicked out of the underground movement Thank You Very Much
awhailnall@gmail (for future refs)
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Umm sorry… the shop is closed.
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.
She sure as hell didn’t get that job.
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Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill
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adipex. girl you could hear your heart beating. it was like being in the matrix
I’m trying though Igo. If you saw me you wouldn’t think that I didn’t exercise though
because there is a warrant 
and 
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Pryti, You supposed to take a poll on here before you go off on work folks yo
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Cali, I hope he doesn’t owe you no money
@ IGO…
Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows. 
have any of yall ever sucked your man’s balls?
@KDub
Diurex huh
:computer:
West Coast Chick says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
I wanna ask a dumb question @DIMPZ and @ACE are yall really dating
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girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
yep, saw it all on facebook
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Terry Cruz is just a place holder…
HIM on borrowed time…
tick ….tick…. …
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
I know a few people who last weight on that Alli but they ass was chitting everywhere. In the car, at work, at home before they could make it to the bathroom. I wanna loose some weight but even I have my standards.
#teamnochitstains
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@dymond
girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
Why did I read this in a ghetto bougie voice
yep, saw it all on facebook
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YSoSrs says:
<—Has NOT seen IGO's Ding-a-Ling. But the day is still young.
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And you dont need to see it either….
how bout we just get off my package.
Did somebody say Wing Stop?
<—No Rick Ross.
Uh oh there’s my bish! CFreeda!!!
Whattup, playa!!!
LMAO at Choco
Wait Dimpz and Ace ain’t dating?
awww that makes it even cuter
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@ ChocD..I know someone who went to one of those Indian doctors for some weight loss pills. The shyt he gave her showed up as mild traces of speed and coke.
She sure as hell didn’t get that job.
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Sucks for her but by any chance did you catch the name of weight loss pill
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adipex. girl you could hear your heart beating. it was like being in the matrix
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I like the Matrix. Did u loose weight
I know a few people who last weight on that Alli but they ass was chitting everywhere. In the car, at work, at home before they could make it to the bathroom. I wanna loose some weight but even I have my standards.
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BFF was on that mess…Said the instructions TELL your azz you need extra clothes/undergarments available and she thought it was a joke. Nah joke on you heffa.
have any of yall ever sucked your man’s balls?
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You know I have why
fvck u too He who goes there
:noseintheair:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ IGO… Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows.
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I do P90X
that right there is a killer… but I love it.
@JMO
My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
thanks for the prayers everyone. she just asked if i meant to throw it and i said yes ma’am and se said “but for why?” in her kimbella voice and i said “cuz you sound dumb. shut up” and she sat down. I guess I’m the Chrissy of my office now lolol
Chill baby baby chill
I read this in a wrapper’s voice yo 
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Pryti, when she comes by you , just be like “what, who did what? Let’s go find this bish, that shatts crazy” and then go with her on the search for your azz
@Dym hey girlie
@IGO
But I haven’t even been on your package.
@ WCC….That nicca crazier than Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny combined.
Choco aka Hippie says:
girrrrrrllllllllllll, Dimpz got her a FINE ass man @ home
yep, saw it all on facebook
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Why did I read this in a ghetto bougie voice
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>>>we here<<<<
@ACE BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!! FUK “HIM”
Dymond says:
fvck u too He who goes there
:noseintheair:
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dont be like that… you just wont respect me if I show you my nether regions all willy nilly.
Yes, to the ballz question
#lightsucknothard 
FAYLA It came! I got it! I used it! I even licked it!
I think you can now call it a lube too
bury me in Whipfinity from head to toe, no clothes bc i wanna be extra lubricated for the aftalife
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I CAINT STAND U FOR THAT YALL!!!
@ChocD yea you drop the weight fast too. The matrix is only if you dont drink water. Just keep drinking plenty of water and you wont even be able to hear it that much. You will have to pee every 15 mins tho.
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
But I haven’t even been on your package
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Now there you go
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ the Matrix
@ WCC….That nicca crazier than Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny combined.
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but he super sexy, so you gotta give him a pass from time to time 
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
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I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
Pryti, when she comes by you , just be like “what, who did what? Let’s go find this bish, that shatts crazy” and then go with her on the search for your azz
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and
@ WCC yes we are here
West Coast Chick says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ the Matrix
@ WCC….That nicca crazier than Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny combined.
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but he super sexy, so you gotta give him a pass from time to time 
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How bout she just “pass” him to you
Win-Win
Yall still crazy says:
Yes, to the ballz question
#lightsucknothard 
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@Pryti
Where can I buy it from
Heyyyyy Dymond!!
how been? u been up to no good? 
I Go There says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ IGO… Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows.
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I do P90X
that right there is a killer… but I love it.
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Killer is the right word… I finished something on the P90X and dude said, ok, that was a great warmup … my face —>
Balls are mushy
@IGO
It’s not that I want to see random willy nillies; I don’t even look at them when I get them. I just like being offered the option. What’s wrong with that? Never mind. Don’t answer.
Fay, it smelled like rainbow sherbet to me
So I had too 
JMO says:
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
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I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
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I do the CardioX and Extreme AbX (or something like that) in the morning
<—
@ Ball sucking
@ WCC…and yo ass looks like you do that. I ain't fuggin wit it though.
I'm over her lmao and shedding tears though because her response was worse than I expected.
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
It’s not that I want to see random willy nillies; I don’t even look at them when I get them. I just like being offered the option. What’s wrong with that? Never mind. Don’t answer.
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Thank you youve already answered that question… We do not need that
@DIMPZ SO U SAYING JILL WILL HAVE ME
??
I Go There says:
JMO says:
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
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I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
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I do the CardioX and Extreme AbX (or something like that) in the morning
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Damn, BEFORE you go to work??
So…We Swiffer Sweep the balls, we don’t Hoover them. *noted*
dckimmie says:
Yall still crazy says:
Yes, to the ballz question
#lightsucknothard 
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I havent got to the balls yet even doe my man has asked on SEVERAL occasions. When I am giving him special gifts he tries to whisper all seductively “suck my balls”. The first time he said I popped up like :stop: Woa dere shawty I aint sucking no balls but after he did some thangs to me that I felt could be a felony in three countries I might have to do him one
@CHOCO – What kind of balls you playing with, my balls are nice and firm
Yall still crazy says:
Pryti, when she comes by you , just be like “what, who did what? Let’s go find this bish, that shatts crazy” and then go with her on the search for your azz
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haaaaaaa i HATE her. And her cubicle always smells like gravy. Thats disheartening to a bish on a diet.
Who smacks their mans azz
while sexing
wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
@JMO – Mister wante me to get that shiat, so I ordered the 10 minute work out. I used it twice
JMO says:
I Go There says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ IGO… Jillian Michaels is an A class demon from the third level of hell! Bish so powerful she take up a whole chapter in the Book of Shadows.
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I do P90X
that right there is a killer… but I love it.
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Killer is the right word… I finished something on the P90X and dude said, ok, that was a great warmup … my face —>
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YOU dont know how many people ive mess with on that one… that warm kill folks.
@ YallC…How’d it taste though?
@DIMPZ WE GOT A GYM RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO THE JOB.. THEM HAAWWWT TRAINERS COME IN AND OFFER US “SPECIAL SESSIONS” AND SHYT… SINCE ITS THE NEW YEAR WHY NOT!!
I CANT TAKE JILL SHE SCARE THE FUK OUTA ME!!
JMO says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@JMO
My 15 year old wants me to get that P90 so we can work out together
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I did it a few times when I first got it…. Mannnn, I haven’t touched it since … Yall making me want to go do it tonight though!!
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I do the CardioX and Extreme AbX (or something like that) in the morning
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Damn, BEFORE you go to work??
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yes maam I like to keep it tight…
Damn IGo in the morning you a beast son
Chit I put in my old school Tae Bo CD the other night and thought my children was gone have to the call the paramedics.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Balls are mushy
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Under ballz are shock territory
I aint ever felt no firm balls they aren’t mushy but they aren’t firm either I promise you the part that amuses me is the ball itself how it moves around inside the shell
MzDimplez1123 says:
<— @ Ball sucking
@ WCC…and yo ass looks like you do that. I ain't fuggin wit it though.
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whaaaaaa? whas wrong with lookin like you do a lil ball suckin? 
When I see “suck my balls” all I can here is Cartman’s voice on this South Park DVD I have.
#NotSexy
323 ChocD aka C.D. says:
I havent got to the balls yet even doe my man has asked on SEVERAL occasions. When I am giving him special gifts he tries to whisper all seductively “suck my balls”.
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YOU MUST SUCK THE BALLS! That the Piece de Resistance
Mark my word..if they are too hairy you may have to shave them #helpful
West Coast Chick says:
dckimmie says:
Yall still crazy says:
Yes, to the ballz question
#lightsucknothard 
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I know someone that cut put dyck and balls in the mouth at the same time.
@Choco
I do.
Smack it like that nigga work at King of Diamonds. When we get done he be like “Man dont be doing that chit” 
Choco aka Hippie says:
Who smacks their mans azz
while sexing
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Pineapples…!
Light tapping,squeezing and scratching is permitted…but slapping and smacking = making me feel like a bish…
HOLD UP :stop: NOW WE TALKN ABOUT BALLS..:rofl:
oh n on the balls question……………. once cuz he
like his life depended on it one nite 
That X960 being having my tired as hell looking at the infomercial
Eazy Does It says:
wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
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If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….
#Treadlightly
ChocD aka C.D. says:
Damn IGo in the morning you a beast son
Chit I put in my old school Tae Bo CD the other night and thought my children was gone have to the call the paramedics.
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You just made me choke!!!
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(thinks I’m done messing with IGO)
Anyone that does the P90X sht for breakfast just might be too much for me.
SPANKING AZZ
Ace says:
Choco aka Hippie says:
Who smacks their mans azz
while sexing
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Pineapples…!
Light tapping,squeezing and scratching is permitted…but slapping and smacking = making me feel like a bish…
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Boo would prolly end all the festivities if i smacked his a$$…imma try it tonight just to see lol
<—Ass Smacker! Like I paid for it. It's been a minute though. *le sigh*
@ WCC…I meant your body is banging you look like you do the video, not you look like a ball sucker!
I Go There says:
Eazy Does It says:
wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
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If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….
#Treadlightly
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A girl caught a knee to the jaw once…for sucking too hard…. pure reflex..and reactionary….
I smacks azzes whilst having relations. #harderhardergiveittome
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Dimpz, it didn’t have any taste really, that’s why I said it could be lube and get licked off
@ChocD
I haven’t but sometimes I want to I just know the reaction I would get
BALLS TO THE WALL! I like them they are like marbles you can play with and I like how they feel in my mouth
ChocD aka C.D. says:
@Choco
I do. Smack it like that nigga work at King of Diamonds. When we get done he be like “Man dont be doing that chit”
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ahahahahahahahahaha aaahahahahahah
YSoSrs says:
(thinks I’m done messing with IGO)
Anyone that does the P90X sht for breakfast just might be too much for me
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Im not some big muscular dude or nothing like that. I just like to keep in shape.
@ YallC…..ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I ain’t got nonna that going on though.
@Igo … Morning workouts on that chit??!! … :fistbump:
Aint nothing like a man that wants to keep it tight! If I keep it tight and toned, his azz should too!! Kudos!
But…What if he is my btch? Can I smack it then?
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—Ass Smacker! Like I paid for it. It's been a minute though. *le sigh*
@ WCC…I meant your body is banging you look like you do the video, not you look like a ball sucker!
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I Go There says:
Eazy Does It says:
wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
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If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….
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You can’t go at like like they jawbreakers. I ain’t give No examples,
Choco
you go ahead…..
@Pryti
I wanna try that tonite too
353 is talmbout the taste of Whipfinity, not ballz.
#clarificationpurposesandshatt
@Choco
Trust me if the FUGGING is good to them they aint gone say chit to afterwards.
OK SO NO SUKN TOO HARD ON THE BALLS… DONT TRY THAT P90X OR I PASS OUT.. AND DONT SPANK NO AZZ OR ACE FEELS LIKE A BISH!!
ALL THIS IN LESS THAN 10 MIN 
PrytiBrownIs says:
Boo would prolly end all the festivities if i smacked his a$$…imma try it tonight just to see lol
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I swear I’m trying it too just cause ….
uh yeah, they trippin. how mf’s supposed to watch their favorite shows and get their favorite music now?
Sandra, which is? They’re reporting he’s the CEO of this in one breath, but turn around and say he’s working out arrangements with the IRS for back taxes and broke. You can’t serve two masters Swiss.
I wonder how much truth is there to this story as far as him being involved. How much you wanna bet “oh man hell, I was just a name on the package. I made no decisions.”
@ Kim….IONO what a ball sucker looks like! ;shrug:
Okay okay okay
You ever noticed how a cat. Gently licks their milk…just like that but not too fast
YALL & Dimpz
my cuz said he tasted it & 
i cant wait to read these salty chocolate balls post later
Put it on you Dimpz and be the lickee not the licker
Choco you go ahead Im just a horny fiend today I swear I could sit on dyck for 24 hours just sitting there and move when I want to just having it there will please me so
Ace says:
I Go There says:
Eazy Does It says:
wondering how licking of the balls feels to men
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If done right I feels great… but if done wrong you might get thumped upside the forhead….
#Treadlightly
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A girl caught a knee to the jaw once…for sucking too hard…. pure reflex..and reactionary….
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A girl caught a knee to the jaw once…for sucking too hard…. pure reflex..and reactionary….
I can’t believe you all on the FAMILY ORIENTED blog ackin up like this…
I’m out of here…
(really walking to the car now..)
If one can have DSL’s can one also have BSL’s?
#ThoughtsThatKeepMeFromGoingAnywhereInLife
YSoSrs says:
But…What if he is my btch? Can I smack it then?
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its Allowed then… fire away.
@Choco @ JMO we all gonna be real mad if tomorrow we come back like “nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
This is too much!!! My night will be interesting …
Goodnight everyone
@CHOCD
Oh I know how to mesmerize a mofo
@CALI
So lap at the balls instead of sucking them? *noted*
I wonder how much truth is there to this story as far as him being involved. How much you wanna bet “oh man hell, I was just a name on the package. I made no decisions.”
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That’s what I been saying…his name ain’t on the lease on the building in Ashburn or them servers. He going to say he was a paid ponzi in the whole thing. Just trying to pay back his taxes and child support.
*licks hand* but there’s no taste, so that’s cool with me
Fay, add a drop of vanilla extract in my next batch yo
#bigturnon
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Yall, talk when yall spank! He’ll be like
PrytiBrownIs says:
@Choco @ JMO we all gonna be real mad if tomorrow we come back like “nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
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Hell yea… I already got a text talking about opening up that white hennessey tonight I brought back from my trip so I already know …
<—-Damned near fell off the back of my chair at BSL.
Yall talking about Smacking ass I be like Luda in Fast Five. I smack that ass and grab that ass.
“nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
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Right especially since I know he hate for his azz to be touched
YSoSrs says:
@CALI
So lap at the balls instead of sucking them? *noted*
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You sooo need help
Runs in and yells to all the ladies SMACK DAT ASS TONIGHT. MAKE IT RAIN ON THESE MUTHAFUGGAS. LET EM KNOW THAT’S YO DYCK AND IF YOU FIND OUT OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DYCK LITERALLY
@ YallC…She working on the vanilla as we type.
@YSO – A little sucking is okay, it’s a art. Pratice makes perfect
@IGO
I think I’m beyond help at this point unless I finally accept Jesus into my heart.
Remember ladies never have sex on a full stomach.
much more comformatabe with a small snack.
Alright yall
Im out… Now I might get the boys sucked on for the night
or better yet just have someone tell me they’ll do it…. just off GP.
Later yall.
YSoSrs says:
@IGO
I think I’m beyond help at this point unless I finally accept Jesus into my heart
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Damn
YSoSrs says:
@CALI
So lap at the balls instead of sucking them? *noted*
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dont gently suck the whole ball in your mouth?
#realquestion
I expect to her azz smacking and light ball sucking stories tomorrow
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Edible Whipfinity #thatswhatsup 
They just don’t got no kinda sense, do they?
I learn something everyday on this blog
@Yso Not at all and I love it!
WCC, I don’t. It’s more tongue action because I think that’d hurt if you suck em
but IONO now 
Choco aka Hippie says:
“nah….he wasnt to happy bout that”
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Right especially since I know he hate for his azz to be touched
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Its gonna be all types of discrepancies in my house tonight bout this. lmaooo but im such a troublemaker…i may just do it anyway
I claim “hacking” today :innocentgirlface:
Um…I was “hacked” too.
(tears up all my notes)
Play the smack off as a “do it harder push” to the azz
Say some real freaky shatt and that is gonna turn him on
Disclaimer: X
caligirl says:
Remember ladies never have sex on a full stomach.
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Is that for the women whose men can reach into their stomachs?
*picks up the shreds for future bribes*
Night all!!!
Yall still crazy says:
WCC, I don’t. It’s more tongue action because I think that’d hurt if you suck em but IONO now
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my man is a fuking pervert. he likes me to suk them, we do shyt we see on porno’s
it fun tho
Sandra Rose says:
caligirl says:
Remember ladies never have sex on a full stomach.
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Is that for the women whose men can reach into their stomachs?
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Not you too.
I can’t wait to see what we come up with for Fck It Friday.
<—-Gonna be church mouse quiet tomorrow.
Yall comments got me cracking up over here lawd! lol
Swizz Beatz, Megaupload’s CEO, was not charged in the indictment which was handed down on January 5, and as of now, it is unclear how the producer/rapper’s involvement with the company will play into the case. The Associated Press reported that Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom (also known as Kim Schmitz) was arrested Thursday in New Zealand along with three others.
From MTV.com
@Danny Glover
yall are too much…. I love it!!!
SR never lets me down when I need some chuckles….