Some are calling Super Bowl 46 the greatest in Super Bowl history. It was certainly the first Super Bowl in recent memory where the commercials didn’t upstage the game on the field. (This year’s commercials were too numerous and too boring to remember.)
Super Bowl 46 was the 2nd meeting of the NY Giants and the New England Patriots, and the 2nd time the Giants came out on top. It was also the first (and probably the last) super bowl for hapless wide receiver Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson whose off-the-field antics didn’t endear him to NE coach Tom Belichick.
It’s almost certain that Belichick will unload Ochocinco after spending $6 million on him in a trade with the Bengals. No team will sign Ochocinco which will give him more time to plan his fake wedding to reality TV star Evelyn Lozada this Summer. Ocho and Evelyn had better take note of the fallout from Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhies’ fake made-for-TV wedding, which didn’t go over well with the fans.
Watch the highlights from Super Bowl XLVI after the break!
No team will sign Ochocinco which will give him more time to plan his fake wedding to reality TV star Evelyn Lozada this Summer. Ocho and Evelyn had better take note of the fallout from Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhies’ fake made-for-TV wedding, which didn’t go over well with the fans.
he and T.O. need to star in a reality show together, The Losers title was a movie that starred Idris Elba, so maybe they can use the name The Has Beens 
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#helpful
#reallydontcareabout#85
What happened to Chad?? I remember he was pretty good when he played for the Bengals, next thing I know he is on the Patriots roster, yet I rarely see him on the playing field.
Some are calling Super Bowl 46 the greatest in Super Bowl history.
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Again, no.
I know the Patriots couldn’t keep the ball in their hand! It was as if someone greased up all their gloves.
I think sandra should stop posting on sports she usually gets it wrong.
This super bowl was ok at best
@ TIF I have no idea I thought he would do well in NE
YSoSrs says:
Some are calling Super Bowl 46 the greatest in Super Bowl history.
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Again, no.
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IT was okay at best
TiFan4Lyfe says:
What happened to Chad?? I remember he was pretty good when he played for the Bengals, next thing I know he is on the Patriots roster, yet I rarely see him on the playing field.
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Evelyn Lozada
Hershey says:
TiFan4Lyfe says:
What happened to Chad?? I remember he was pretty good when he played for the Bengals, next thing I know he is on the Patriots roster, yet I rarely see him on the playing field.
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Evelyn LozadaTerrell OwensJust a theory. It seems like the Patriots try to win with as many yts in skill positions as posible to prove some kind of point. It doesn’t help that they’re in Boston. It’s kinda like what they’re doing in Miami with the latin baseball players…
ALBoy says:
@ TIF I have no idea I thought he would do well in NE
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IDK
I think Ocho and his route running isnt that good. Plus they have him in there alot. I think he should have been in there on that last drive.
Ocho and Evelyn had better take note of the fallout from Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhies’ fake made-for-TV wedding, which didn’t go over well with the fans.
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People aren’t checking for Evelyn and Ocho the way that they were for Kim and what’s his name. They’ll be like every other VH1 couple, gone and forgotten by the end of the year and appearing on clip shows.
Good Morning All!
@ Sam I saw that last night I dont get it either
Boring
the best part about the Superbowl was the food drinks and commercials
Wow, this is all there is to talk about, smh. I know I am going to fall asleep now
Morning folks!!
Anybody have good remmedies for a neck/back muscle ache? The cyclobenzaprine I took is making me really loopy and I could swear that it has dramatically slowed down my heart beat.
The wholeevent was boring. The only commercials I liked was with Flava Flav and the Doritos, and that was because dude who won from 757.
Highlights from the SB on SR??? *confused*
They only reason I watch the super bowl is for the commercials and I was very disappointed
@ Al
so are you implying that 85 and TO have a Money May and Fiddy type of romance, I meant bromance?
iheart says:
They only reason I watch the super bowl is for the commercials and I was very disappointed
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Yep those were terrible…
@Dougie, go on one of those deal a day sites (Groupon, HomeRun, HalfOff Depot, etc) and find a $25 massage deal. It worked for me better than any medicine I took and I had some strong stuff.
Dapis, Cfree, Tech, Dougie, Zoe Zoe, 100%
X’s 6
I don’t even watch for the commercials. If the Bears aren’t involved, I just wait for the high and low lights the next day.
Ya’ll didn’t like the yogurt commercial? Ol girl head butted the chit outta uncle Jessie
Hey you, how was your weekend?
Hey Tatted!
@ Hershey think back when did TO start all that crying once Chad start messing with a chick once they got tv engaged then Chad starts falling off
@Tatted
CFREE- Forgot all about the Uncle Jessie commercial, that WAS funny.
YSoSrs says:
I don’t even watch for the commercials. If the Bears aren’t involved, I just wait for the high and low lights the next day
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You worst than me…. If my boys aint in it then whats the use. Still a foobtall fan though.
I promise that Volkswagen commercial with the dog trying to lose weight was the BEST one to me!
Dap whats up baby
Not to speak for Sandra, but I don’t think she gives a real damn about American football. She’s probably just giving us these posts cause we’d be whining if she didn’t give us anything at all.
Hey Tatted!
@Dap
How long do those groupons take to work? I need it NOW! I am so sore about my neck, back and arms, its ridiculous!
DAP!!
CFREE says:
Ya’ll didn’t like the yogurt commercial? Ol girl head butted the chit outta uncle Jessie
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YESSSS! And Uncle Jesse is STILL sexy!
Morning Makeup!!
@ DAP – I’m good. How are you?
@ Al
he did get all emotional and shyt crying and carrying on…now he’s in 85’s head got him messing up his career over some badussy
Yeah the yogurt commercial was funny
The John Stamos headbutt was crazy funny!! It’s one of the few that stood out to me.
When Ochocinco came out on the field, who else was surprised as hell?! It was like t-ball when all the kids have to get a chance to play. He had to take the splinters out his bench riding behind just to get on the field.
Okay….confession! Who wants to hear aboutmy weekend and why I had to call my doc this morning to find out about getting registered for anger mgmt ASAP?
Raise your hand if youre interested.
:stop: <— REALLY MY HAND BEING RAISED @ DOUGIE'S QUESTION!
FEFE he is still lookn gud!
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
Okay….confession! Who wants to hear aboutmy weekend and why I had to call my doc this morning to find out about getting registered for anger mgmt ASAP?
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Okay Dougie what you done did this time…
*hides all sharp objects
*raises hand nervously*
*Raises hand* So when do we start? Cause I swear I black out when my kids are super buttheads, for lack of a better word that does not make me look horrible.
Oh! and who saw David Beckham in all his nekkid tattood glory last night?!
@Tatted
I’ll tell you first because I know you can relate.
I got upset.
Very very very upset.
Mister made it worse by mocking me and saying I was just whining about nothing.
BTW: this is all between 4:30 – 6 AM on Sunday morning.
We argue argue argue.
I throw his cup of liquor on him (in my car parked to side of his car.)
He gets out and kicks my car door.
I ram my car into the front of his.
Today: Geico, Enterprise, Sore and Anger Mgmt.
My weekend in a nutshell.
C'mon tell us Dougie
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
Okay….confession! Who wants to hear aboutmy weekend and why I had to call my doc this morning to find out about getting registered for anger mgmt ASAP?
Raise your hand if youre interested.
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Came outta lurk mode for this one
@Dougie, you can usually use them as soon as you buy it. Just call the place before you buy and see if they will take you immediately.
BTW: I KNOW that was OD and slightly psychotic.
No need to remind me.
And my body is paying for it today.
@ Dougie
puts blet away and looks for sneaker and vaseline to help Dougie fight, well dayum girl.
@Dougie
Well dayum!
Y’all have them kind of fights?????
Ummm Ummm Ummmm I was with you until you said you rammed your car into his car
We don’t mess up our property
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Tatted
I’ll tell you first because I know you can relate.
I got upset.
Very very very upset.
Mister made it worse by mocking me and saying I was just whining about nothing.
BTW: this is all between 4:30 – 6 AM on Sunday morning.
We argue argue argue.
I throw his cup of liquor on him (in my car parked to side of his car.)
He gets out and kicks my car door.
I ram my car into the front of his.
Today: Geico, Enterprise, Sore and Anger Mgmt.
My weekend in a nutshell.
HOW CAN I RELATE??? Well, I can, but don’t tell nobody! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, DOUGIE?! 
YOU ARE BAT-SHYT CRAY CRAY AND I 
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EVERY MINUTE OF IT! WHY YOU THROW THE DRINK IN THE 1ST PLACE?! WHAT DID MISTER DO?!
All I gotta say is if that was a prelude for sex, I know it was Tony the Tiger GGGGRRREEEEAAAATTTTTTTTTTT! If not, what time is your appointment, I will drive you there.
Oh damn….
Dougie… Your temper that bad?
Yes … please seek help honey
@Fefe
Uhhh…that was a first. LOL! I usually don’t be throwing liquids around like I’m on BBW. He usually doesnt kiok my door. And I’ve never intentionally hit somebody’s car.
And about an hr after I did it, I was pissed as FUKK cause my dumb azz realized that I had fukked my car up just to fukk his up!
WHO DOES THAT?!!
@I Go
You are pushing it! I’m about to break out some more crotch bulging gravies!
Dougie does that.
@DOUGIE
I think I’ve said this before but I hope you and Mister do make it cause we can’t have y’all out roaming the streets single and looking for new
victimspartners.Where is a video camera when you need one, I bet that was a really great made for tv fight scene. I can only imagine what he said when you hit his car
@Dap
We did have sex a few hours after but I was starting to get sore by then so it wasnt that great.
@Tatted
He mocked me. I was seriously upset and he mocked me. That’s so ruddeeee!!
@HTown
Yeah- that was stupid. I was mad as fukk when I realized I was gonna have to pay a deductible in any case now just because MY car needed to be fixed. That sh*t wasn’t well thought out.
@Igo
I’m ashamed to say,….. it is.
@FeFe
I hear you…hubby and I had a fight years ago that surprised my azz too and I was laid up with my foot soaking in warm water afterwards…let’s just say I had never kicked a hole in the wall before and he had never broke the wood pieces off from a door before…
lol, I meant @ Dougie, not @ myself
@Yso
LOL! I have a friend who says the shame sh*t. Like “I hope ya’ll two muhfukkas stay together cause ain’t nobody else finna deal with yall!”
@Dapis
I ain’t never been cursed out so bad in my life. He looked like a wild, hungry lion out of the cage. And then he kicked my car several more times. And stood in front of it daring me to pull out.
Oh….he was P-I-S-S-E-D.
@ Dougie – *makes mental note to NEVER mock Dougie* YEAH, that’s not cool. I’ve had an ex-partner mock me before, and although I
to beat bishes up, I USUALLY don’t swing on my mate! 
FeFe says:
@I Go
You are pushing it! I’m about to break out some more crotch bulging gravies!
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Okay Ill change it…
@DOUG WELL DAM!
SHYT HAPPEN THO.. 
@Tatted
That’s what I’m saying. You don’t mock somebody when they’re upset! How rude!!!!!
@Sam
SMH. That sh*t was sooo stupid.
Yes…Dougie does that.
@Dougie
I can’t stand to be mocked either…that chit will get me EXTREMELY angry!
@Dougie
Me looking around for flying objects and speeding cars 
I rescind my invitation for yall to move to Houston!
@Dougie
You just a random act of violence waiting to happen.
oh its Sexy but the thought of being stabbed in my sleep keeps me at arm lengths.
IM with HTown no destroying of the personal property
@Laker
Yeah…that was real psychotic though.
@HTown
LOL! I’m not having any outburts like that anymore. I’m gonna seek some help. You KNOW it was fukking crazy when I am saying to myself: “yo…who the fukk does crazy sh*t like that?! That’s batshyt!!”
@Fefe
Exactly! I don’t be mocking him!
@ Dougie – I have a feeling that although you say that “hungry look” in his eye, that chit turned him on because he wanted to screw afterwards!
@IGO COME THE FUK ON
ALL THAT AZZ SO WE DOING SESSY PICS HUH? LET ME GET SOME SESSY MEN UP IN HERE THEN 
FeFe says:
@Dougie
I can’t stand to be mocked either…that chit will get me EXTREMELY angry!
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I never thought that pissed women off… my thing was just look at em in their face and ignore. NOW that gets em real mad.
Honestly I’m TOO SCARED to mess up my husband’s property. He has always said that I am allowed to fck up anything but when it comes to his vehicle he is NOT having it…I’m kind of scared of what may happen if I cross that line…
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
@IGO COME THE FUK ON ALL THAT AZZ SO WE DOING SESSY PICS HUH? LET ME GET SOME SESSY MEN UP IN HERE THEN
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Laker Its not me… its the sickness.
@Igo
I have male friend who said the exact same thing to me a few months ago. “You kinda batshyt. It’s kinda sexy though.”
@DOUG YEAH ME PISSD AND THE MO’FUKA TRYING TO BE FUNNY WHILE IM PISSD..
@I Go
That’ll piss me off too!!!! My husband will sometimes let me go off, wait approximately 1 minute later and then say, “I’m sorry, what’d you say?” all serious and genuine too!!!
@Dougie
Although we laugh and joke, in all seriousness I hope this was an eye opener. You could be stuck with occasional pain permanently behind a rash decision. His car can be prepared, but your body may bear the brunt of this mistake for years to come…please go to anger management
FeFe says:
Honestly I’m TOO SCARED to mess up my husband’s property. He has always said that I am allowed to fck up anything but when it comes to his vehicle he is NOT having it…I’m kind of scared of what may happen if I cross that line…
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I dont play that fking up peoples cars and shait… No Bullshyt I would have called the damn Cops.
@Fefe
That’s his 4th vehicle I’ve “tampered with.”
I think he may be getting tired of it. His reaction the first 15 secs after I hit his car was like the scene where that dude changes into the Hulk.
I hit my locks and made sure my windows were up.
@FEFE OH THE IM TALKING TO A WALL SYNDROME THESE MEN HAVE I HATE..
FeFe says:
Honestly I’m TOO SCARED to mess up my husband’s property. He has always said that I am allowed to fck up anything but when it comes to his vehicle he is NOT having it…I’m kind of scared of what may happen if I cross that line…
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AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Igo
I have male friend who said the exact same thing to me a few months ago. “You kinda batshyt. It’s kinda sexy though.”
Men think that sh*t is hot for some reason
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ITs sexy because its kinda crazy.
@Dougie
That’s what I’m saying…like I would probably just start running if I fcked my husband’s car up…like I would run far, far far away, far away from here (in Jenny’s voice from Forrest Gump)…
@HTown
It was! Especially when I had to call Geico and put in repair orders for BOTH of our cars….and listen to them inform me of my deductible. Done fukked around and lost $500 being mad on some dumb sh*t.
@Igo
He’s called the cops on me twice before. They never take me though. Ever. I guess I’m so little and innocent-looking, they like: “your diesel azz calling us for this lil chihuahua? G’nite sir.”
I must admit, I will not bust windows, scratch paint, put dents in your car but I will spray paint your windows with clear. Super funny to see the reaction after that and I will run REALLY fast once they realize I did it. Also I park in my garage for months afterwards
And dougie says aquarius ppl are not crazy
FeFe says:
@I Go
That’ll piss me off too!!!! My husband will sometimes let me go off, wait approximately 1 minute later and then say, “I’m sorry, what’d you say?” all serious and genuine too!!!
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Fe
THat shait is golden…
I rarely argue so when its getting all loud. I just shut that shait off and hit the ignore button.
@Dougie
My ex was rear ended and had whiplash. He felt like ish the third day and had to go to therapy. If possible get a deep tissue massage. It may help alleviate the pain.
What’s so funny is that a few hours later once we wake up again, he goes:
“And you wonder why I’m against your crazy azz having a gun. Buy a gun and you gon be a single crazy bish the minute it crosses the door. Stupid azz don’t need no fukking gun… think you gon get mad at me and shoot me over some dumb sh*t…. *continues muttering to himself.*”
@Eazy
I thought about that before I decided to tell ya’ll this morning. Like: “now I gotta go on SR and tell choco and them that they are right…. sux azz!”
@Igo
He’s called the cops on me twice before. They never take me though. Ever. I guess I’m so little and innocent-looking, they like: “your diesel azz calling us for this lil chihuahua? G’nite sir.”
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Damn shame… Hell Naw
@Htown
I def have whiplash. My neck is so stiff that in the shower this morning, I couldn’t look down enough to make sure all the soap was out of my special place….
I’ll know if I start itching later, though.
<— NEVER MESSED UP ANYONE'S PROPERTY! The best damaged I've EVER done was walked away!
Kills 'em everytime!
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Eazy
I thought about that before I decided to tell ya’ll this morning. Like: “now I gotta go on SR and tell choco and them that they are right…. sux azz!”
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I’ve been trying to say that for months now ever since the laptop story but nooooooo …… No one wants to listen to JMO
I think sandra should stop posting on sports she usually gets it wrong.
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Yeah, OchoCinco actually made the most clutch catches for the Pats yesterday. There were three other receivers on the team who actually dropped crucial passes. I’m Niners all day, so I didn’t really care about the game anyways. I know this was more directed at Ev, so carry on.
“Game of INCHES” is the Mantra of The Biggest Stage of Professional Sports (REAL)
THREE Forced Fumbles that N.E. didn’t Recover…
The Giants PUNTER w/ TWO Great Punts…
Eli Manning getting SACKED TWICE and NOT Fumbling…
OVERRATED AZZ YT WR Wes Welker dropping THE BALL that hit him in HIS MF-ing HANDS (BOTH HANDS !!!) …
Mario Manningham catching THE BALL w/ HIS FINGER-TIPS…
“GAME OF INCHES” and REAL Ballers show up and MAKE PLAYS !!!
E-Love
laptop story? what’s that about? how I miss that? I thought Dougie was cray in the parking lot with the elderly lady who had to tinkle, that was crazy
@JMO
Naw, my cousin-in-law had that laptop azz-whipping coming though. She needed that. You do NOT come at my mama and make it out of there unscathed. No, no, nooo.
I will wreck shop on a bish. Kinda why I’m scared to have kids. There ain’t enough angels in Heaven to save any fool who ever tried one of my kids.
@H-Town
Heeyyyy Darling !!!
ELove
@Dougie
That laptop lolita story STILL has me in stitches!
@Hershey
Got into a fight with my cousin’s wife after she got out of pocket with my mama at a dinner at their house. Long story short….we fought. She windmilled the hell outta me, I smacked her with her cheap azz laptop.
Ain’t been invited to their house since and she doesn’t come to any more of our family functions. Oh well….fukk her.
@SASS PWWWEAASE DONT GET A GUN..
U TOO PURRDY TO BE DIABLA FAVORITE SNACK.. 
AndThenIHitMyDougie says:
@Hershey
Got into a fight with my cousin’s wife after she got out of pocket with my mama at a dinner at their house. Long story short….we fought. She windmilled the hell outta me, I smacked her with her cheap azz laptop.
Ain’t been invited to their house since and she doesn’t come to any more of our family functions. Oh well….fukk her.
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dayum and I thought I quick to go ape crazy, shyt KING KONG AIN’T GAT SHYT ON YOU Dougie!
@ Dougie – I memba that chit! We were all hollering in here! And when you admitted she windmilled your azz….this was me —>
Auntie may we please have a windmilling emoticon
@Tatted
Whadduup BABY !!!
ALBoy says:
I think sandra should stop posting on sports she usually gets it wrong.
This super bowl was ok at best
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YSoSrs says:
Not to speak for Sandra, but I don’t think she gives a real damn about American football. She’s probably just giving us these posts cause we’d be whining if she didn’t give us anything at all.
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H-Townmama says:
Auntie may we please have a windmilling emoticon
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I can’t find any, hun.
Ok. Also, I want to thank you for responding to my email last week! You rock! i
how you constantly interact with us common folk 