Usher’s new music video “Climax” premiered simultaneously this morning in the U.S., Canada and Britain. The song is about a man whose relationship with his woman tests the limits of his endurance..
The video, which was described in a press release as “dramatic, highly-suspenseful and attention-gripping” was shot in Atlanta and directed by Sam Pilling. “Climax” is from his forthcoming album due out later this spring. The single was produced by Diplo.
The “Climax” premiere coincides with VEVO’s unveiling of a major platform update, revamping their VEVO.COM and VEVO apps for iPhone, Android and Facebook, offering viewers a more personal, social and innovative viewing experience.
I keep hearing about this song…I’ll have to try and watch the vid on my phone…
Love this song. This link to the video doesn’t work.
and a happy freaky friday to you too, Ursh
Darn it, my phone blocked it!
The video has been removed by user…None of us can see it @FeFe
I’ll pass.
i’ve felt this way a time or two
this song aint about sex tho #forthosewhoaintknow
Usher’s label refuses to let him cast a senior citizen as his love interest in a video. I can’t take the visual seriously without a Golden Girl starring in it. This album is going to be everything though.
It works on Vevo.
Luv this song
<–likes this song
Wait are his pants saggin in that 1st pic?
Usher
Ion like the scruffy dirty look he got going on but this song makes me hawyne
TPtotalpackage says:
Usher’s label refuses to let him cast a senior citizen as his love interest in a video. I can’t take the visual seriously without a Golden Girl starring in it. This album is going to be everything though.
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@Naija
Thanks sweets!
@TP, I hope its back up to confessions standard
cause I wasnt feeling his last 2 albums to much 
yes his leggings are sagging in the first pic
Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
You looking for trouble.
My baby daddy!! I love Ursh!!
Hey all
I just can’t with Usher, all his music since Confessions has been a$$ to me.
I Go There says:
Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
You looking for trouble
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I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
Eh can’t hear it… Seduction huh?
Good point IGO
Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction .
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Nucca WHAT?!?! Hands down my favorite Usher song! I dances and everythang for it.
Anybody else thiink Ursher is getting to damn old to be doing random ass dance breaks in his videos??
Has anyone seen the new Jenny Craig commercial with Mariah sitting on that couch acting like a counselor and then at the ends whips her dress all around BABY BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. STRAIGHT COMEDY
RIP BIG!!!
“The greatest rapper of all timed died on March 9th”
song aint about sex
Detective Iheart says:
I Go There says:
Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
You looking for trouble
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I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
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Ive had that… Hell ive even strip to it.
That song works… EVERYTIME.
Welp, this spot seems most appropriate for Confessions Friday
Rules:
1. Nobody call nobody a “hoe”
2. Nobody call nobody a “whore”
3. Nobody “hence” nobody
@CD i always fast fwd her commercials
@CD
I saw that chit and I was really confused for a second…Mariah is really doing TOO MUCH…
*time
CD FENTY says:
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Its something I cant control.
Det. Is he still moonwalking and ish?!?!??
@YALLC you still got “i ain’t a hoe” baby tees left?
@Yall
Yeah its pretty boring so far waiting for the next person to be dragged
Uh Ursh..the grown and sexy dont like men in skinny jeans with their azz out
You’ve been dating seniors long enough to know better 
:wave: @ all
What about..
4. Nobody tell nobody to “suck a cheesy one”
Frenchie
<–SR Chopper 
I Go There says:
Detective Iheart says:
I Go There says:
Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
You looking for trouble
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I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
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Ive had that… Hell ive even strip to it.
That song works… EVERYTIME.
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And why are you single again
I just watched it on another site…I’m confused…someone feel free to help me u/s if he actually proceeded or was playing out scenarios if he did proceed
@yall
You kick if off…what’s your confession???
yallcrazy says:
Welp, this spot seems most appropriate for Confessions Friday
Rules:
1. Nobody call nobody a “hoe”
2. Nobody call nobody a “whore”
3. Nobody “hence” nobody
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Ill start…
Yesterday
*sigh
I was doing the steps to “Love on top”
But its pretty much the same steps as “If it isnt Love”
Ush does need to pull his pants up………make him look like his ass reaks
French KI$$E$ says:
@YALLC you still got “i ain’t a hoe” baby tees left?
YEAH, we’ve got the whole box left 
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I like the video and it makes me think that this vidoe is the prequal to other songs/videos like confessions was
Detective Iheart says:
I Go There says:
Detective Iheart says:
I Go There says:
Eh its okay… But if you put on that Seduction
You looking for trouble
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I’ve always wanted to strip for hubby to that dayum song!!
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Ive had that… Hell ive even strip to it.
That song works… EVERYTIME.
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And why are you single again
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Iheart
Its a choice
CookieMonsterZ says:
What about..
4. Nobody tell nobody to “suck a cheesy one”
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I blame Jenny Craig…they should’ve left it when they had the
1-800-blah blah-JENNY…and ever since they started using celebrities they’ve all gained back the wait except ole girl from One Day at A Time
that was my first time hearing suck a cheesy one. it don’t sound half bad tho #hungry
iheart
Somebody told somebody to suck a cheesy one? for real
I thought yall made that one up, I only say to to that to a fat monkey 
candibfly says:
that was my first time hearing suck a cheesy one. it don’t sound half bad tho #hungry
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got dammit I just spit out my juice!!!
they just gave up on khadijah too. she had like one commercial and they were like fvck it, this bytch ain’t never gon lose no weight
@Naj he wants his girl back but she’s moved on
so as he sat in the car he contempleted doing those 3 diff scenarios
in the end he just left and did nothing
Please don’t fall under the Yak’s spell!
@French & Fe
While I watching it I was like REALLY MARIAH sitting across from this lady who is crying
and at the end when she started whipping that damn dress I just fell out 
candibfly says:
that was my first time hearing suck a cheesy one. it don’t sound half bad tho #hungry
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We got a skriper?
I
this vid, and his hair
Rule number 5:
If you say some shyt that’s blatantly obvious, don’t try to act like that ain’t what you saying… :coffee
I’m sure some folks can figure out what that means ^^^^^
So the suck a cheesy one was real
ryand91 says:
Anybody in here really into physical fitness?
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NO
Detective Iheart says:
@ Igo doing the steps to love on top I do the steps every time it comes on in the car
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:stop: wait IGO said that
i thought it was one of ya females
i’m into reading about physical fitness, but actually doing it… :-/
where sassy at? she seem like she into exercising and whatnot
@ryand
I persistently partake in working out on my elliptical machine and riding my husband…does that count?
Those Leggings smh
Ryan, :stop: not today yo
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Igo doing the steps to love on top
*picturing this now*
@Zoe, I HATE his hair
His head dont look right with that mullet/Mohawk either 
It look like a fugged up sshag my uncles and brother used to have (what yall know bout them shags)
@Fe
R.I.P BIGGIE
*pours out a little of this henny*
*head nod*
Detective Iheart says:
So the suck a cheesy one was real
You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective 
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:stop: <~~~~~~~~~~ don't this remind you of a super hero about to save the day???
CD FENTY says:
ryand91 says:
Anybody in here really into physical fitness?
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NO
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@I Go
Confession: ‘Love on Top’ came on the radio a couple of weeks ago and my husband turned that shyt up like it was ‘Hard in the Paint’ or something…he said that was his SHYT! I looked at him like
…he was like, “I like it at the end of the song when she keeps singing higher…” 
Twin, did you make your custom measuring tape yet?
Have you opened the package to the Flexbelt yet?
French
suck a chessy one bytch!!!!!!!!!!
I love the song and video.
Tameka, techno music and age sucked all the sexy out of Usher
FeFe says:
Rule number 5:
If you say some shyt that’s blatantly obvious, don’t try to act like that ain’t what you saying… :coffee
I’m sure some folks can figure out what that means ^^^^^
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@LAkes
shyt is real yo
Fefe I
that song
@ryan I am a gym rat what’s up?
I was just listening to You Got it Bad
This song is ok better than what we have been getting from Usher
French KI$$E$ says:
<~~~~~~~~~~ don't this remind you of a super hero about to save the day???
Nope, to me it means :stop: STOP, HAMMER TIME! *does the typewriter* 
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@Mr.Fi 
yallcrazy says:
Detective Iheart says:
So the suck a cheesy one was real
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You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective
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Nope u slipping Iheart
*snatches your flashlight and walks off*
@Fe, Don’t you be judging that man
Baby it’s you.
You’re the one I love.
You’re the one I need.
You’re the only one I see.
Come on baby it’s you.
You’re the one that gives your all.
You’re the one I can always call.
When I need you make everything stop.
Finally you put my love on top.
Ooh! Come on baby.
You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
You put my love on top.
Ooh oooh! Come on baby.
You put my love on top, top, top, top, top.
My love on top.
My love on top.
suck and swallow a fat chessy one bish!!!!!!!!!!
@twin i haven’t. u know me so well. i have a disease, where i buy stuff and forget i have it or open the box like 3 weeks later
why me?!
but i am gonna cut up a pillow case tonight and make my measuring tape, and open the box…after i buy my girl scout cookies
@YALL WIDTM !!
@JMO
I’m about to email you…
what kind of cheese tho?
@Fefe
what exactly is a “cheesy one”
Drops my head in shame cause I’ve been stripped on my detective badge
Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Detective Iheart says:
So the suck a cheesy one was real
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You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective
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Nope u slipping Iheart
*snatches your flashlight and walks off*
Watch out Ty, she’s gonna get in that lil car at the mall with the lights on it and chase you
how big is the “cheesy one”
@Candi, THe kind in the can
No thanks.
(goes scrolling)
People in here not following the rules already
EB says:
I love the song and video.
Tameka, techno music and age sucked all the sexy out of Usher
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Now he needs some Geritol or some shyt
Yeah the Crypt Keeper drained his azz
@IHeart It looks fun to grab on during
Don’t get me wrong, I like the song, but that nukka was acting like ‘Cupid Shuffle’ came on or something
@Fe, when your hubby said thats his SHYT did he sound like Katt in American hustle?? That’s how I heard it when I read it
I want some cheese sticks now
Twin, open it yo! You’re “money-back” days are counting!
Frenchie,
Why do you do this way yo?! 
*deep sigh* #lost
candibfly says:
what kind of cheese tho?
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In the reference of which it was made yesterday, my money is on it being Dyck Cheese!
So
which hoe is sucking on a chessy one 
Lemme go find out
yallcrazy says:
Ty says:
yallcrazy says:
Detective Iheart says:
So the suck a cheesy one was real
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You ain’t on your job yo, we need a REAL detective
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Nope u slipping Iheart
*snatches your flashlight and walks off*
Watch out Ty, she’s gonna get in that lil car at the mall with the lights on it and chase you
Running behind me yelling I see u!!! 
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@Daisy, I’m trying to drop 50 lbs in 3-4 months. You got any suggestions?
@FeFe
Did he like pump his fist in the air and then go into his zone when he said that shyt???
That canned cheese is good! I put that on some layered nachos and throw it in the oven..
“I’ll put Chante Moore pu$$y in stitches
I’ll f*ck Rupaul..
Before I f*ck them ugly ass X-scape b*tches
You can 76 the 69… try 68
Did Raven Simone call date rape?”
:stop: did he really say this
Cookie, what rules? Those “rules” are only for Confessions Friday, which has yet to begin
We’re going in alphabetical order
Candi, Det, Fi, next…
@Iheart
Ushers that’s what its made for still goes hard
u must mean the other candi…waits for her to confess
@Ryan Drop the redmeat and pork,eat chicken as a replacement or ground turkey. No liquor,limit your sweet intake and drink lots of water along with your regular workout…
@ryan, do you drink sodas, juices, eat sweets (candy, cakes)???
“canned cheese”
Love this song… Usher is ummm not cute anymore.
Can’t figure our why. Oh that reminds me to tell my son he is 8 now. Clean your own room, put up the clothes I folded for you & sleep in your room. Not a momma boy fan and I definitely don’t want my son to develop a Oedipus complex.
ryand91 says:
Anybody in here really into physical fitness?
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me. not because i like it but because being past a certain weight seems really uncomfortable and i wanna set a good example for my kids and i like being able to meet a goal. right now my goal is to run the nyc marathon.
i walk home from work everyday. from midtown manhattan to harlem. 4 miles. plus, kickboxing, bootcamp, jp morgan chase corp. challenge, pole aerobics and whatever else peaks my interest.
ryand91 says:
@Daisy, I’m trying to drop 50 lbs in 3-4 months. You got any suggestions?
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**Acts like I’m doing something else but secretly waits on Daisy response
maybe @fandice can tell us a story
@Phrozen
Kinda sorta, he just started swaying his head and kept driving giving off the vibe that he wanted me to leave him be with his song!
@Yall, it may still apply.. you never know what confession might pop up.
FeFe says:
@I Go
Confession: ‘Love on Top’ came on the radio a couple of weeks ago and my husband turned that shyt up like it was ‘Hard in the Paint’ or something…he said that was his SHYT! I looked at him like …he was like, “I like it at the end of the song when she keeps singing higher…”
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I caught myself doing that to “Best thing I never had”
Till this day Im still ashamed.
but when was usher ever cute?
i guess i never found him attractive
i always had crushes on the rappers
well i did crush on Montell Jordan
Oh and Yes Laker
We got a stripper…
@FeFe
I would’ve been in stitches…
limit carbs too (i won’t say cut out bc i think this is impossible to do, i love bread!
)
try to eat more fruits and veggies (this is hard for me bc i hate them)
but yes, drop the soda and juice and drink water
stick to lean meats, like turkey and chicken breast
@Shuga Honey
Your gravie makes me sad…
candibfly says:
yes his leggings are sagging in the first pic
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:hahahah:
@ryan Diet is 80% working out is 20% you are young so you shld be ok. Cardio Cardio Cardio (at least 45-1hr 4-5x a wk when trying to lose)try to do weights at least 2-3x as well. Good Luck
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
@I Go
Confession: ‘Love on Top’ came on the radio a couple of weeks ago and my husband turned that shyt up like it was ‘Hard in the Paint’ or something…he said that was his SHYT! I looked at him like …he was like, “I like it at the end of the song when she keeps singing higher…”
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I caught myself doing that to “Best thing I never had”
Till this day Im still ashamed.
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I can see gravis now. Igo what is that? #serious
Yeah I like “this is how we do” Montell too.
Twin, I was talmbout you confessing how many girls scout boxes and such
137 French KI$$E$ says:
but when was usher ever cute?
i guess i never found him attractive
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He did have the Curious George thing going but he was still phuckable back in the day but the Crypt Keeper gave his azz some permanent kryptonite. All is swag is gone
@Candi, I don’t drink sodas, they eff my stomach up. My worst eating habit is my portion control, I overate and I’m trying to do better.
@French, canned nacho cheese.. It’s what most places use on nachos. Or am I missing some other meaning to it?
Fe
I emailed you back 
@Frenchy
I have NEVER found Usher attractive either…he ALWAYS resembled a “Hero in a Half-Shell” to me…
twin well i decided to only buy one box of thin mints
#moderation #iaintgotthemoneyyo
even 30 minutes a day of cardio is fine. just get out there and be active everyday if u can. i try to do stuff like walking the dog for 45 minutes so it doesn’t really seem like exercise.
Hey Phro
@Ryan Many American’s overeat especially our favorite foods. Generally what I do after I eat dinner if I’m hungry later I’ll eat a bowl of cereal to calm the hunger..
@cookie i’m thinking canned cheese like canned veggies
i have had cheese in the glass jars
well maybe not 30 min if u tryin to lose 50 lbs
but once u get ur goal weight 30 min of cardio a day is fine, says the guy at the weight loss clinic, as long as ur bolstering it with a good diet
@Cookie, I was talking about the kind in the spray can cheese
@Detective What it do?!
@Yall.. I retract that last reply, I just realized what you were referring to. Whoops.
FeFe says:
@Shuga Honey
Your gravie makes me sad…
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you ever seen american beauty? the line when the boy said, “sometimes there is so much beauty in the world that i cant stand it” (something like that)
its not sad at all. i took it as saying black women have too much sh*t on our mind. thats my interpretation.
Happy Friday SR!
ryand91 says:
@Candi, I don’t drink sodas, they eff my stomach up. My worst eating habit is my portion control, I overate and I’m trying to do better.
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If you can, start with a fast. This will shrink your stomach and allow you to get full on less when you start eating again. Your first meal after the fast should be very light and high in fiber.
@ryan really try to stick to serving size. look on the packages and measure ur food if u can. if it says 13 chips are 100 calories, only pick out 13 chips.
also they said when going to a restuarant, ask for a to go box when u get ur food and put half of it away at the start since we’re inclined to eat everything on our plate
@YGO
I’m seeing you in a new light today…
FeFe says:
@ryand
I persistently partake in working out on my elliptical machine and riding my husband…does that count?
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Okay, I was going to comment to Ryan but lost my train of thought after reading that. LOL!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Ryan Many American’s overeat especially our favorite foods. Generally what I do after I eat dinner if I’m hungry later I’ll eat a bowl of cereal to calm the hunger..
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I thought I was the only one who did this….another thing that works is eating a hand full of peanuts 30 minutes before your meal…
yallcrazy says:
I can see gravis now. Igo what is that? #serious
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Its a couple… together.
@RYAN
if you gonna do carbs you better make sure it is whole wheat
WHOLE WHEAT PASTA, BREAD, SWEET POTATO
maybe even try whole wheat wraps instead of bread
EITHER WAY YOU SHOULD ONLY EAT CARBS IN THE EARLY PARTY OF THE DAY
VEGGIES FOR DINNER
those fitness apps on ur phone helps, bc u can plug something in and see how many calories it is before u eat it. and u can get a feel for how many calories a day ur eating.
@ryan to lose and maintain you’d have to commit to a life style change…more greens/fruits, less meat (getting rid of steak, pork is your best bet), limited chicken, etc…basically what Phro & Candi said…but implement it permanently or else you’ll gain everything back and then some
true, they say eat like a king for breakfast, a prince for lunch, and a pauper for dinner so most of ur calories should be eaten earlier in the day
@ISO
I have many layers
Iheart/French, got it. Don’t mind me, I think I need more
this morning. 
@Fefe Do you ride to “Love on Top”??
@Shuga Honey
Oh yeah, that’s actually one of my favorite movies…I love the concept
But that is a great abstract depiction!
Has anyone trying the Jeanette Jenkins/Kelly Rowland workout DVD? Any thoughts? I want to purchase it, but not sure if its worth it?
@Najia Right!
@FeFe I keeps cereal on deck
@Mocha
@ryand
Honestly I dropped 15 lbs when I went on the HCG drops, my goal was only 20 lbs, but my cousin did the same thing and he lost like 30 lbs…
check the exercise channel of ur cable provider, they usually have some good (free) work outs, even if it isn’t jeanette and them
If your Jeans are tighter than mine, we got a problem. Ugh. My dad is ruined. I’m outta here. Everyone have a good day. Hopping on twitter
if you want to eat bad then make yourself work for it. just dont let the food sit in your belly.
also eat foods that fill you up like oatmeal, trail mix, etc.
if i keep trail mix at my desk it kills the craving for anything sweet. stomach be full den a mug.
i never go to the gym (its funky and expensive) but i make sure i break a sweat everyday.
@YGO
Indeed.
@Phrozen
I may start doing it, I betcha he’ll LOVE that shyt!
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
<————- fan of whole grains.
@FEFE
TURTLE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@FeFe
Phrozen1der says:
@Fefe Do you ride to “Love on Top”??
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Thank for all the advice and tips.I’m trying to get my sexy back I needs me a sugar daddy and plus I’m sick of looking like the Michellin Man in some of my clothes.
And PS I started on my fast today. I’m trying to test my will power. Pray for me, yall!
@Frenchy
Good Samaritan Helps Driver Who Flipped Her Off Moments Earlier
A Florida woman put the “good” into Good Samaritan when she helped save the child of a woman who had sped around her car minutes before, giving her the finger as she went by.
Kristyn Dominy, 22, was driving home from her grandmother’s house on Monday with her 5-month-old daughter when a car approached from behind.
“As I was going home, an older jeep came up behind me pretty fast and got right behind me,” Dominy told ABCNews.com. “Then, they went around me and passed me on a double line. And as she was passing me, she flicked me off.”
Dominy said she was “irritated” by the woman’s action, since Dominy was going the speed limit.
“I noticed there was a child in the car and thought, ‘Oh my gosh, I can’t believe she’s driving like this with a child in the back seat,’” she said.
When the car passed her, Dominy noticed one of the doors was held to the car with a rope and that a tail light was out.
The jeep sped up behind a truck pulling a boat and weaved in and out of the opposite lane, looking for an opportunity to pass the truck.
“Finally, she went around the truck, but when she sped up, I saw a bunch of black smoke come out and I remember thinking it was an awful lot of smoke to be the exhaust,” Dominy said. “I thought, ‘That car looks like it’s about to blow up.’”
“Thirty seconds later, we came around the curve and her car was on the side of the road up in flames,” she said.
Dominy saw the woman was struggling to get her little girl out of her car, but that the 5-year-old was stuck in the seatbelt.
“I pulled over as fast as I could,” Dominy said. “The back of the mom’s hair was on fire and her clothes were on fire a little bit, but I don’t think she realized it because she was freaking out so much.”
When Dominy and the woman were able to get the child out of the car, the little girl’s clothes were on fire so Dominy said she had her get on the ground and roll around to put the flames out. She got the pair into her car and drove away from the fire.
Dominy described the commotion in the back of her car: “They were screaming and I called 911, but they’re screaming so they made my baby start crying. So they were all screaming in the back seat.”
She was close to home, so Dominy took them there to wait for the ambulance. Dominy said the little girl had “pretty severe burns” and that the mother had burns too, but “not nearly as bad as the little girl.”
They were rushed to the hospital, and Dominy has not heard from them since. A paramedic told her that the mother was released from the hospital on Tuesday and that the little girl remained hospitalized in serious condition.
@Fe, Where can I get some of these HCg drops
why the video been removed
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
@Iheart, they sell them in GNC, Wal-Mart, I’ve even seen them in Rite-Aid.
Junk food is my only real vice. You’ll get them from me when you pry them from my cold, greasy hands.
Cookie, no worries, as I am lost now
and can’t recall what I fonted 
I usually starve myself for one whole day or two(but I don’t call it a fast) then when I do eat my stomach fills up real quick. I can usually drop 4-5 lbs if I do this within a week…
Igo, I only see a man and a shadow…
@Ryan, Good luck!
Waiting for Jillian Michael’s DVD’s in the mail. They have good reviews, so hopefully I can recommend them to you in a couple weeks.
YSoSrs says:
Junk food is my only real vice. You’ll get them from me when you pry them from my cold, greasy hands.
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for me it aint about dieting
IT’S A WAY OF LIVING
i keep myself looking 10yrs younger
@Yso
#OneTime for the Kung Fu grip!!
@Iheart
At GNC, they work, especially if you use the Sensa seasoning with them…
@CookieMonsterZ, I have the 30 Day Shred DVD. That ish ain’t no joke. I need to seriously start doing it 4 to 5x a week. This week just wasn’t my week, tho.
@ryand
That story is crazy…that woman is probably too EMBARRASSED more than anything…
@fefe where did u get the hcg drops from? fandice wants to know
@ryan wow
at that story…bet you the woman still hasn’t learned her lesson though…God’s trying to tell her something, she better listen or next time it might…
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
@RYAN
EAT RIGHT
EXERCISE 3X A WEEK
TIS ALL
FOR 50LBS IN 5 MONTHS YOU HAVE TO BE EXTRA STRICT AND NO EATING AFTER 7
I actually hate the gym,I’m a runner (ran track for 7 years) so I’d much rather use my own body as resistance when working out. I’m looking for a school that has a stadium so I can do that and run pyramids on the track.. Howard is too far to go there every morning..
@candi
*taps mic* Helllo??? Is this thing on?
nevermind, i saw the answer
Phrozen1der says:
I actually hate the gym,I’m a runner (ran track for 7 years) so I’d much rather use my own body as resistance when working out. I’m looking for a school that has a stadium so I can do that and run pyramids on the track.. Howard is too far to go there every morning..
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Awwww HU!!
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
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Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty
Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
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LOL @Jmo
@PHRO i love running too but i’ll wait till April to get that in
and jump rope!
that sensa stuff works? they be shakin their azz off on them commercials :-/
hcg drops?
what’s that?
I have jillian michaels on wii, that bish don’t mess around yo, talking ish too…
They cable channels offer free 8 minutes workouts to Ryan, and they have alot to choose from, with different target areas…
I know I should do better but I don’t wanna. I gave up pop. What more will be asked of me?
Fck all that rabbit food anyway. Why you think they are so evil? They’re hungry! Give them some nachos and prevent the Bunnypocalypse. Cause it’s coming.
:fistbump:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s how u do it!
@Ryan
That’s one that’s coming. Exactly what I need.
yallcrazy says:
Igo, I only see a man and a shadow…
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took me awhile too. its a man laying on a woman’s back/doggy style laying flat. her face is smushed into the pillow.
i haven’t been working out as hard bc i don’t wanna sweat the straightness out my hair. that’s really vain but…it is what it is
and i refuse to wash and dry my own hair anymore 
@French With it being warm already I kinda want to start now,I just need a location.
@French, I keep saying I’m going to stop eating after 7 and I end miserably in failure every night.
@Naija, same thing I said. This a-hole passed me a few days ago I was going 52 in a 45 and he still passed me when I was turned. He almost sideswiped my damn car. Mind you my daughter was on the car.
@Fe, I’d probably be in embarrassed too.
Mochacashmere says:
*taps mic* Helllo??? Is this thing on?
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Mocha
I knew one person that used it… they didnt have much to say about it.
#teamsuckitin
@YSO
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
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Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty
Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.
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*does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!
*goes to have me a moment!!!!*
@CandiPants…. The wrap thing still aint working huh?
late night snackng is my downfall
i need an alarm on the freezer and cupboard 
i remember watching this one show where this lady (she was kinda slow) NEVER felt full. they had to put a lock on the fridge or she’d eat and eat and eat. but she escaped the front yard and was asking ppl to buy her hot dogs
Thanks Shuga!
Yso, I refuse to give up my Pepsi
I will fight before I stop drinking it!!!
psp i’ve been sleeping with a stain cap on but actually wrapping it into some sort of formation *sigh* it ain’t happening dawg
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
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Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty
Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.
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*does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!
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and if he kisses or bites my shoulders/back when it’s happening….. *falls out*
I Go There says:
Mochacashmere says:
*taps mic* Helllo??? Is this thing on?
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Mocha
I knew one person that used it… they didnt have much to say about it.
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Oh okay. I appreciate you responding.
@candi
I didn’t use the Sensa, but my cousin did because he had to lose some weight to avoid knee surgery…the doctor had him on the HCG drops and the Sensa seasoning and he dropped over 30 lbs within like 8 weeks…
“@Candi i remember watching this one show where this lady (she was kinda slow) NEVER felt full. they had to put a lock on the fridge or she’d eat and eat and eat. but she escaped the front yard and was asking ppl to buy her hot dogs” <——#GreedyMuhFugga
Yso, I feel your pain. I am trying to give up sweets, but it’s too hard. I settle for Trader Joe’s cookies and skinny cow candy.
@Fe, Do the HCG drops have any type of side effects? Can you get the sensa stuff at GNC too?
when i have soda cravings i drink sprite zero (or coke zero but i try to stay away from dark sodas). still soda but at least i’m not wasting calories. plus it tastes pretty sprite-y
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@NikkeMinxx says:
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
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Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty
Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.
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*does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!
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and if he kisses or bites my shoulders/back when it’s happening….. *falls out*
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Or when he’s snacking from the back first then puts it in and bites down hard *shivers*
@Candi, I’m the same way. But I will cook full meals, I’ll never forget one night it was 3 in the morning and I cooked a steak along with the fixings. Every since I had my daughter I’m always hungry.
@BRO
I’m serious.
<—Not Dr. Pepper cause I am trying.
I hate the gym. I use my Wii. MJ Experience stays kicking my ass.
@Phro Why she sound like the girl in Black Snake Moan who jumped the teenage boy in Samuel’s frontyard? Bish was on a rope tryna get her some….
OMG has anyone seen ‘My 600lb Life’…I caught a few minutes of one woman and I just can’t get with how one lets themselves get to that point…I’m an emotional eater (I eat when happy, sad, sunshine, rain) but when clothes start to feel ‘tight’ I fall back
skinny cow candy
OMG I love that expensive ass chit! I turned around in the walgreens the otha day cause they register spit out a coupon for BOGO skinny cow.
@Iheart, yes they sell Sensa at GNC. I think it’s on sale right, at least it was at the GNC here.
candibfly says:
late night snackng is my downfall i need an alarm on the freezer and cupboard
i remember watching this one show where this lady (she was kinda slow) NEVER felt full. they had to put a lock on the fridge or she’d eat and eat and eat. but she escaped the front yard and was asking ppl to buy her hot dogs
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I don’t know why that is so funny to me
i’ve never tried skinny cow candy. 1) because its expensive, u get like 3 pieces for $12 and 2) i was nervous if it was sugar free bc sugar free candy gives me the runs
:toilet:
@Smurfette
The HCG drops are hormones that pregnant women produce. They help to supplement your body when the calorie intake has reduced drastically (which is what you will have to do on the diet)…it’s like a way of bridging your body to work with the nutrients you do take in…you place them under your tongue before or after you eat…
@Yso
I feels you though..
@Nikke I just covered my mouth to keep from letting out a squeal
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
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Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty
Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.
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*does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!
*goes to have me a moment!!!!*
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YEP….
the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…
Nachos…man…I use ground chicken or turkey instead of beef but I go all out on everything else. I am not ashamed. Much.
yallcrazy says:
Hey OTB & Mocha
is supposed to be good overall exercise, yall let me know
#teamsuckitin
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Hey Yall!!
I use to jump rope and it is good cardio. I can’t right now because the
have gotten a little bigger and hit me in the chin whenever I jump. 
Ryan, you better :stop: push away from the table because once you let yourself go, it’s hard to get back.
Take a naked picture of yourself, and post it up next to a another picture of a body that you desire and let that be your motivation and
I’m sorry but something about a “special” person determined to do something ie:)Go outside and play,eat,hump the bed.. makes me secretly crack up…
@Iheart
I didn’t have any side effects from the drops, and yes, you can get both at GNC, just save your dollars though…that shyt ain’t cheap!
@PHRO there’s a HS track 5min from me that i go to
@RYAN if you eat 5-6 small meals a day you wont be snacking after 7
you’ll have to get use to it
Thanks @Ryan :hugs:
Its not sugar free.
phro i laughed my azz off bc she was crafty, ppl were actually buying this grown-ish woman hot dogs
@NikkeMinxx says:
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
@I Go
There’s something about seeing a man pounding a woman ever so lovely from the back that makes me BOTHERED!
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It is quite a site… whether you’re seeing it or doing it.
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YESSSSSS!!!!! I love being talked DIRTY to when it’s happening…good gawd!!!
____________________________________________________________
Yeah thats the shait… Like whisper something real fking dirty
Thats the only time I really ever use the Bword.
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*does a kegal* YESSSS!!!! all up close in the ear like dude in the pic! SHYT!
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and if he kisses or bites my shoulders/back when it’s happening….. *falls out*
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Yso, is that the MJ one (wii) with like 30 songs/videos? If yes, we’ve got that one too
I be jamming yo, all outta breath!!! 
Candi, not sugar free and I stock up when it’s on sale, either boxes 2 for something or the single packs 2/$1
OTB
it has to be on sale for me to get it.
@French I’m sure there is one near me,I just need to scout it out one weekend.
@Cookie
My Min-Min (a la Tatted) got all tingly and shyt…
@I Go
YEP….
the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…
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OOOOOHHH SHATTT!!! *faints*
YEP….
the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…
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*whew* cause if u read the back of them sugar free candies it says ‘may act as a laxative’
Dont be ashamed.
Thats all I can do…I mean I could do more but why? Im still gone be stuffed in a casket at some point… 
@Candi
#Shameful
@yall, I took my body pics last week. All I could do was SMH and I’m trying to get a grip on it before it gets out of control. I blame my weight issues on being at home, my grandmother’s cooking is the devil.
Twin, you better not be getting any ideas from “this woman”
Mmmmm Hrmmm
This is terrible. Im joining the skinny cow club now..I hope O get coupons
i just read on the livestrong website that one of the side effects of hcg is breast growth.
i dont need this in my life.
the term Sexy wet puzzay B**tch comes to mind…
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who said this I wanna know RET NOW
I’m 
@Iheart
Yeah I got a very foul mouth when I get into it.
*rubs eyes* :blinks: Did I see Phro posting in the other post (didn’t read comments here yet)????
@Cream, It was Igo
@Shuga
I don’t have time to eat 5-6 small meals a day. I’ll be lucky to remember to eat before 3 most days. Sometimes I only only eat 1 complete meal a day (lunch or dinner). The rest is often unhealthy snacking or nothing at all. I know that’s bad.
I Go There says:
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can you confirm this
just read on the livestrong website that one of the side effects of hcg is breast growth.
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*cancels my trip to gnc* i’m already tryin to get a reduction. if they grow any bigger i’d slit my wrist with a spoon
@Creamy
Who always does “it” ?
I blame my weight issues on being at home, my grandmother’s cooking is the devil.
I too think its easier to lose weight if you live alone. Im teaching the girls to bake and cook which means I just eat more.
I also finish somebodies chicken nuggets, a couple of fries…
@Unpre Yes you did
Shuga Honey says:
i just read on the livestrong website that one of the side effects of hcg is breast growth. i dont need this in my life.
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Me either
I’m already a double D 
@I Go
If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
*Goes to find hcg
<– going to lunch…
@UnPre Building schools for the homeless in Beverly Hills
@OTB, when I lived by myself I lost sooooooooo much weight. But thank to my little jr. I put every pound plus some back on.
@candi
Girl, I wear a G cup and I did not experience any growth…but each person is different…they ARE hormones so I guess it all depends…
min-min..
With a spoon.
Full of ice cream. Yummmm.
@FeFe Next time he asks you where you want him to put his “love” tell him “On top”
@YALL
Yep that’s the one.
@SIS
That’s what I be saying. I’m getting cremated anyway. My ashes won’t weigh that much.
@Denise, You part of the itty bitty titty comittee
FeFe says:
@candi
Girl, I wear a G cup and I did not experience any growth…but each person is different…they ARE hormones so I guess it all depends…
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G cup
, FeFe u look so lil on that Pic i saw of you 
@Phrozen
@FeFe
JMO, I’m with you on that.
@Creamy
Yeah, that’s the problem…I got a size 4 frame with gargantuan knockers….LIFE SUCKS!
I’m like Candi, as soon as I have my first kid I’m getting a breast reduction…
Detective Iheart says:
@Denise, You part of the itty bitty titty comittee
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Sorry. Calling me a btch is a guaranteed :throatpunch: <—We need this emoticon thanks.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
I Go There says:
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can you confirm this
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Yep it was me…
That shrimp quesadilla was delish
ANYBODY NAKID YET
I’ll take a smaller waist with an extra cup
@phro fandice wanted me to ask u what part of the dmv u in. she’s nosey.
@fefe girl i ain’t waitin til i have my first child to get these hoes chopped off. shiddd i might be 40 by time that happens. i want it done NOW while i’m young and fine enough to go topless on the beaches of italy
Phrozen1der says:
@UnPre Building schools for the homeless in Beverly Hills
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And still crazy, I see.
@Yso, I thought that to until it came at the right moment and then…. SPLASH
@Lakes
Yummm, a perfect Lent Friday dish!
If only we could predict what would happen.
I lost my girls along with extra weight.
Theyre just a handful now, as oppossed to my cups… runneth over. 
FeFe says:
@I Go
If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
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Yep
If said at the right time you could just Burst.
@COOKIE
You can have two cups of mine only if you have some ass I can trade for.
Recap please
ok wait, hold up … I really can’t stand to lose no damn weight … so you mean to tell me this HCG will make my titties bigger but I’ll lose weight??
So the side effect is coming out looking like Sherri Shephard??
I went from a DDD to a C cup in May, and I’m lovin it, and yall can’t tell me chit!!!!!!!!
it depends on the type of bra. in the fancy bras im a 32G but in the regular bras (wacoal & nem) im a 34dd.
i went to get fitted at a bra boutique (lindas) & figured out that bra science is complicated as hell. she said a 34dd = a 32g but since most brands dont carry the G they just give you the next best thing.
@candi
I do too honestly, but I had a consultation with the plastic surgeon and she said there needs to be a least a 3 year gap between pregnancy and the surgery and since my husband and I are family planning (if I could just get sperminated) I thought I’d hold off because ion wanna have to get a SECOND reduction years later…
I Go There says:
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
I Go There says:
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can you confirm this
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Yep it was me…
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Oh
Me Please :crying1: I do feel 
DJM.
Fefe n I shared too
@UnPre Indeed
@Candi Dist. Heights area I’m looking for my own spot now maybe Largo or something..IDK
what ya'll dern? :hug:s
mirs i wanted to ask u did u need ppl to help u do stuff after u had surgery?
JMO says:
ok wait, hold up … I really can’t stand to lose no damn weight … so you mean to tell me this HCG will make my titties bigger but I’ll lose weight??
So the side effect is coming out looking like Sherri Shephard??
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I Go There says:
FeFe says:
@I Go
If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
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Yep
If said at the right time you could just Burst.
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Like a fukking bean cherry just getting stepped on! :sigh:
One of my besties is an F … Someone in here said they’re a G?
good grief!!
OutsidetheBox says:
If only we could predict what would happen.
I lost my girls along with extra weight. Theyre just a handful now, as oppossed to my cups… runneth over
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@JMo NOT Sherry Sheperd tho
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Recap please
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Caaaa These heffas talking about all types of shait Caaaaa
Caaaa First they were on a nasty song then it got nastier Caaaaa
Caaa of course I was involved a bit… Caaaaa
Caaaa Now some of em trying to get some bigger Mo Mos Caaaaa
who aspires to look like sherri shepards pie?
oh hello Phroz
its just so nice 2 see ya back!
The usual. Talking nasty.
Unpre triple d… C cup is the best… Im a d.. Shooting for a c
Unpre triple d… C cup is the best… Im a d.. Shooting for a c
@Shuga
Yep, that’s been my issue for years, that’s why I have to special order my bras so I can be guaranteed the right fit
@JMO
Girl, like I said, I did not experience breast growth, and I’m thinking for women who do, it might not be that significant…
@His Did you say paw tho?!
hind paw
i was so oblivious to how big my boobs were in college (or denial maybe) i really thought i was a C cup. went to vicky secretions and she was like DD
i ain’t take many pics in college but i know i had to have quad boob all the time wearing the wrong cup size
:hugs: @His
@His :hugs:
YSO! woman i had the bright idea to braid my hair into some box braids this weekend…. *sigh* its gna take a good 12 hours…why did i decide on this?
FeFe says:
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
@I Go
If hubby said that in the heat of the moment I wouldn’t be offended at all, but it’s have to be at the EXACT right moment!
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Yep
If said at the right time you could just Burst.
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Like a fukking bean cherry just getting stepped on
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Timing is everything
candibfly says:
mirs i wanted to ask u did u need ppl to help u do stuff after u had surgery?
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Not really. I was changing my own bandages, walking the dogs (shorter than usual though, cuz Karma’s fat azz pulls a lil), and etc. You will need a ride home from the hospital, you shouldn’t drive on the medication, and you shouldn’t lift anything. But it really just depends on how you deal with pain, etc. I never even finished my pain medication.
#G
@Yso, perfect! But I gotta throw in a tiny bit of thigh too.
For real @Creamy, when I had them I didnt appreciate them… now when I put on a style top or dress that used to work, I feel overwhelmed with sadness.
I used to wonder who was purchasing padded bras…it is now I.
@candi
I wore Double D’s for years, even triple D’s and right before I got married I went to a specialty bra shop, the chick asked me what size I wore, I told her and she straight laughed at my ass….she said, “umm yeah, You are MUCH bigger than that my dear…” she measured me and I was a 32 G…
JMO says:
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Hater
what are box braids? them braids the group jade had in that video ‘lookin for mr. do right’? #questionsthatneedanswers
@JMO
The lady at Lane Bryant tried to tell me I was an E. I came in wearing a DD. I left with an extra D but I could still just be in denial about that other letter.
<—–is going to get a bra fitting…because all my bra fit wrong in the straps.
@His Do you take naps in between?? Sheesh…
Fe! hello hawt stuff!
@Otbizzle, hey Miss Jackson *adjusts rack*
@Canday…would u believe that i made u ANOTHER build a bear this morning? u mean so much to me
B-CUP CLUB
@Creamy
you crazy
@Candi I just started,I can’t lose this job
#iHollered!
His!!!!!!!
32 G…
French KI$$E$ says:
B-CUP CLUB
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SHOW OFF!
why did i decide on this?
Youre crying but I wish I had that skill.
Prolly wouldnt ever do it, but still thats a good one to have.
Bish youre never without a “job” especially in the south.
HIS
*dips the build a bear in gold and adds it to my collection of 3,458 bears, all from HIS*
@Canday, lmaoooo @ how deep u went with that
no i dnt want anything 2 do with those 
mine shall be much smaller..im trying 2 thing of an example but… 
pardon.
@Phro, im doing 6 hours 2nite and 6 2morrow…fck!
Dont u hate when you have a nice moment and asks does “anyone want something for lunch thinking everyone will say no and some fukka hollers out yes
French KI$$E$ says:
B-CUP CLUB
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@Creamy
I’ve been wearing and special ordering that size for years ever since…and my rack has been much more comfortable…
G… E well dam
Why not just shave the sides and do 3 hours tonight and 3 hours tomm.? #Helpful
@His
@BADBEW
12 hours? Royal Crowning my locks isn’t enough for you?
@COOKIE
No deal. I’m still trying get rid of some of my own thighs. You have to keep yours.
@CDFenty I don’t find myself asking that question
in the summer, when my hair frizzes up more, i kinda want these twist style braids (my own hair tho), iono what they called, but i just can’t imagine sitting in a chair for 12 years
*hollers laughing at B-CUP CLUB*
@CD
Yeah, that would piss me off too…that’s why ion ask and everyone in my office thinks I’m anti-social…
i love my tatas
kinky twists maybe
@Laker! hey taquita!!
@Otb..its just gonna be so much…braiding but im tew excited 2 be finished. i’m commiting to leaving them in for 2 months. i need a break from my hair *squeals*
12 years
That chit aint helpful! Lawd
@OTB I DONT WAN’T TO! :lol”
WANT*
@OTB
@HIS
FeFe says:
@candi
I wore Double D’s for years, even triple D’s and right before I got married I went to a specialty bra shop, the chick asked me what size I wore, I told her and she straight laughed at my ass….she said, “umm yeah, You are MUCH bigger than that my dear…” she measured me and I was a 32 G…
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I have a friend who totes some 36 I’s as in I ain’t seen my feet since the 90’s….
HAPPY FRIDAY YALL!
I’m still stuck on this heffa talmbout she a B cup, when everbody else is reciting their ABC’S Backwards
get in the :knoa: ret now FRENCHIE
*sharpens my
for @His
I was a b in the 8th grade..
I was a b in the 8th grade..
Good afternoon everyone!!
Saw Frenchie shaking the tatas and that woke me up!!
@CRreamy
@WUT
TGIF
@His
hey Ma’
@WUT Logoff please and thnx
how does she masturbate then?? That must suck….
i love my 38 d’s most of the time..
@Phro, i do not aspire 2 be Cassie
@Yso, just hold me and be encouraging suga
*falls out my chair*
@ALEX
i knew someone would appreciate my tatas! 
@Frenchie shoulda been on the operating table next to me back in May. I coulda donated a few cups.
@Fe
I really dont fukks with too many here. They always ask and I respond “no” but for some reason my silly self decided to ask thinking they would do the same as me. Jokes on him because in about 15 minutes I will notify the idiot who responded yes that I have changed my mine and will be eating crackers at my desk
@Bad Hmph I bet she gets her hair done lickety split tho
Size I ….
I’s?! As in I’s got to tuck my nipples into my damn socks.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
I was a b in the 8th grade..
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I was a D
i was a B in the 6th grade
they were huge back then
@CD
MiniThug please dnt bust a cap in my ass
i sawwy bew! *crip walks over 2 u* 
@Frenchie!
<–friendly n chit
@Creamy, hey mama
Alex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@CD
@Wut
There was some chick on tv recently and her breasts were size KKK.
@MIRS
use to want to be a C-cup but oh well
@cookie i think we can alter the
for you
Hey Bew Skittle!!!
@French
I did appreciate that!!
ALEX!! :hugs:
First Phro now you…Let’s get RATCHED like we used to around this bish!
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Size I ….
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who the hell is a Size I is that even a letter
I need for Wut’s azz to get her azz up outta here!!!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT Logoff please and thnx how does she masturbate then?? That must suck….
masterbate…how does she pee and wipe? How does she sleep without them bad boys rolling around? If she on her back do they crush her lungs? When she roll overin bed do she look like a teeter totter? 
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Women folks are HIGHlarious dudes never be like “how big is your peen? 7 inches word that’s it?!… Bruh,I was like 9 in middle school” cause that would just be weird and not right
@Laker
@BADBEW
:hugs: <—All encouraging and sht.
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
@Wut
There was some chick on tv recently and her breasts were size KKK.
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Lord coming to carry me home
KKK 
YSoSrs says:
@WUT
I’s?! As in I’s got to tuck my nipples into my damn socks.
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As in I have to toss them over my shoulder so they won’t fall in the toliet when I pee…
@WUT
#YouWin
@Alex
What up Phro!! Where da hell u been? We were supposed to be going to Miami and your muthafluckin azz disappeared!!!
“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G’s flat”
*pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
Well dayum, yall done brought out all the milk carton kids.
MeanKitty shows up.
French KI$$E$ says:
@MIRS use to want to be a C-cup but oh well
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Phrozen1der says:
Women folks are HIGHlarious dudes never be like “how big is your peen? 7 inches word that’s it?!… Bruh,I was like 9 in middle school” cause that would just be weird and not right
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Baaaaaaaby daddy
candibfly says:
in the summer, when my hair frizzes up more, i kinda want these twist style braids (my own hair tho), iono what they called, but i just can’t imagine sitting in a chair for 12 years
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Are you talking about Senagalese(sp) braids maybe?
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
@Wut
There was some chick on tv recently and her breasts were size KKK.
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Lord coming to carry me home KKK
Those are officially OSBH… Ovatha Shoulder Boulder Holders… she wears…..
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@Alex I had to return some of the children from KONY…. #TooSoon??
Fefe … Right!!
YSo!!!
Yeah, we did used to get real rachet and shyt up in here. My how times have changed.
@Creamy
@BRO
You mean that isn’t considered locker room chatter? Not even in Atlanta?
I see someone is still Ratchet.
thank you Yso
Phrozen dnt never wanna have no fuggin sense tho
that would just not be right 
Apollo and that pickle
Alex needs 2 change that damn gravi already…
@YSo
I don’t like nobody talking to me when they are exposed…I don’t talk to nobody in the bathroom unless I know them,and we’re washing our hands..
Unpredictable says:
I need for Wut’s azz to get her azz up outta here!!!!!
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What I do? I didn’t tell her to go on tit steroids… When we go swimming she the only one that can just bob in the deep end without paddling her feet… aint that some shyt?
I ain’t messing with no chick with breasts bigger than the letter D!! That shit is too much to be working around!!
Kkk… Type of tittays that leave nipple trail while running in the sand… Trip over ur own dam :tittay:
@His @Mirs
Bad Influence says:
Apollo and that pickle Alex needs 2 change that damn gravi already…
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That pickle was givin his mouth life!!
Eyes was closed and errythang.
aww shyt. is that NikkeMinxx ol fine ass?
I came back from lunch hoping a
would be up. 
But I forgot, it’s Friday, Auntie Sandy trying to get her own Climax team together. Meeting in the ladies room lookin….
Wonders who Bew skittle is calling rachet?
@Phro
Yeah, it’s too soon!!
@Bad
I will change it when u stop being a bad influence!
@mocha i had kinky twists in mind (i googled it) but i don’t want to use extensions
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Size I ….
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who the hell is a Size I is that even a letter
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Creamy the girl is an I… and she short. I walk behind her just in case she lose her balance and I have to catch her.
so MiniThug aint gonna acknowledge my crip walk?
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
I ain’t messing with no chick with breasts bigger than the letter D!! That **** is too much to be working around!!
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That’s only cuz those chits’ll suffocate yo azz.
I used to be able to slap a fool with my right one. 
@His Ole detachable jaw ass ninja
@Alex, NEVER!
@Laker
What up baby mama?!?
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
Wonders who Bew skittle is calling rachet?
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Phro, but I can add ya ratchet-ness to the list.
@Alex
Sorry..
LOL!
When we go swimming she the only one that can just bob in the deep end without paddling her feet… aint that some shyt?
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Go ret now
Where is Dawn Sheen AT yall I’m done for the Day 
I cant even work like this
Bad Influence says:
so MiniThug aint gonna acknowledge my crip walk?
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*does the reduced boob hop over to His* You know I love yo crip walk, bew!!!
@Mirs #IJS Dudes are taught early to turn a blind eye to stuff
Fakelesbclub… Fatmonkey… Awww old times
@Mirs
Exactly what the fluck I’m saying!! I ain’t trying to have nobody at my funeral talmbout yall know she got suffocated by some big azz breasts!!
@WUZ She sounds like the type of chick that grunts when it gets real good to her…But me gets the strange feeling that like a roach,or turtle if she gets on her back it’s quitting time..:rofl:
French KI$$E$ says:
“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G’s flat”
*pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
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If the head right
Biggie there err night…
Umm why is that the only part of that song besides the hook I know… and then something about blues clues…
oh well
Biggie biggie biggie why can’t you see
Sup Folks???
What yah talking bout?
Babydaddy
I missd ur azz.. 
Hmm, I don’t know how to swim….perhaps I should get a big tittay chick so I can just hold on.
@MANNIE
Tiddies.
472
Phrozen1der says:
@WUZ She sounds like the type of chick that grunts when it gets real good to her…But me gets the strange feeling that like a roach,or turtle if she gets on her back it’s quitting time..:rofl:
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Well on things for sure her knees never get tired when she does it doggie style all she has to do is lean forward and rest on them bad boys… she can prolly go for hours….
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Babydaddy I missd ur azz..
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Me Right???????
Or was i the other man?
@Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
Big ones,small ones,some as big as your head…
*pokes OTB in the eye* bish stay giggling
@MiniThug, thats mo’ like it woman
does anybody wanna hang out with my dad for like..2 or 6 days..he’s doing too much right now. he is on my couch with a Lakers jersey on with the matching warm ups and a Lakers snapback…there is NO game on and i would not be taking him out in all that purple…so he looks ridiculous
YSoSrs says:
@MANNIE
Tiddies.
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I can see you know saying that with an EXTRA DRY roll of the eye…
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
472
Phrozen1der says:
@WUZ She sounds like the type of chick that grunts when it gets real good to her…But me gets the strange feeling that like a roach,or turtle if she gets on her back it’s quitting time..:rofl:
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Well on things for sure her knees never get tired when she does it doggie style all she has to do is lean forward and rest on them bad boys… she can prolly go for hours….
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Get the fugg out!!!!!!!!!!!
Umm Mannie, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!
I’s da pappie of that there baby!!
@WUT
Go away!
I need a nap
oh i forgot 2 add that he doesn’t have on any socks or shoes either…
anybody?.. *sad face*
Biggie died today 15yrs ago. I guess this is all appropriate!
Mannie
my baby daddy is Alex 
Unpredictable says:
@Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
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That’s a good azz question cause if she has short legs……
Unpredictable says:
@Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
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She has special arm extensions that allow her to reach the wheel…
oh hello IGO
@Unpredictable
Can I get you to be Phaedra so we can re-enact the pic in my gravi?
I was in 8th grade,about to go to school sitting at the table eating breakfast with my brother and sister when we heard the news on the radio. It was a somber day in New York…
Alex :hunch:
smh @ me not realizing who @WUT is…
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
Umm Mannie, YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!!
I’s da pappie of that there baby!!
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My bad Lakes didnt tell me i was
ing an already claimed cooch…
Lakes
you got some explaining to do…
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Unpredictable says:
@Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
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She has special arm extensions that allow her to reach the wheel…
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What de fugg yall talmbout :obama: < I just love this emote
Alex ain’t never met no Martin LuthadaKing says:
@Unpredictable
Can I get you to be Phaedra so we can re-enact the pic in my gravi?
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Does it have to be a pickle, tho?????
Igo come lay down
@Mini, he is killing me everytime i stroll past him
…like, why do u have all of that on right now? 
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie my baby daddy is Alex
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You just broke my
OutsidetheBox says:
Biggie died today 15yrs ago. I guess this is all appropriate!
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yea
since we are talkin bout Tiddies 
@Mirs Bless his soul YIKES!
I’m trying to eat my lunch and y’all are REALLY trying to make me choke!
@His, that’s how I be feeling when my Dad wears either his lavendar, sky blue, olive green, or mustard color suits with the matching hats to church. SMH.
I can’t stand that shyt!! This dude walked in Hooters one day wearing an orange suit, orange shoes, and orange hat. 
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Unpredictable says:
@Wut, does I-cup steer the car with her hands or her titties?????
I remember a time before the arm extensionsshe now uses to steer, we got into a road rage situation cuz her breast kept honking the horn and the driver in front of us thought we were trying to be funny…
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WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
French KI$$E$ says:
“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G’s flat”
*pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
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If the head right
Biggie there err night…
Umm why is that the only part of that song besides the hook I know… and then something about blues clues…
oh well
Biggie biggie biggie why can’t you see
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I kick flows for ya, kick down doors for ya
Even left all my muthafking hoes for ya
N***as think Frankie pussy whipped, n***a picture that
With a Kodak, Insta-ma-tak
We don’t get down like that, lay my game down quite flat
Sweetness, where you parked at
Petiteness but that ass fat
She got a body make a n***a wanna eat that… I’m fckig with you
Mannie says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie my baby daddy is Alex
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You just broke my
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I thought Sassy was yo woman
I wonder how she would feel about this here 
Mannie QUE?
you going to get me 
baby daddy a fukn G
I remember a time before the arm extensionsshe now uses to steer, we got into a road rage situation cuz her breast kept honking the horn and the driver in front of us thought we were trying to be funny…
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Whats up HIS….
Keep Banging
Is over here DYING at HIS’ daddy.
Good gawd.
I see a mini Man. Please tell me he is tall His! So I can get the image of Man outta my head!
@Mirs
You no like pickle?
@MANNIE
You know me too well.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo come lay down
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Im on it.
Unpredictable says:
And my Dad got the nerve to be drivin a 96 Lincoln Town Car. I told him, all he needed was a feather in his hat, a cane, and a few church hoes walking behind him, and he’ll be pimp of the year, fo sho!!!
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@Laker
I’ll be sending that $5 child support next week. Make sure Lil Alex get something real nice.
Mannie your woman is sassy u ain’t finna have me murda
@His Tell that Ni*** he gotta chill
I Go There says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
French KI$$E$ says:
“Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn’t picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G’s flat”
*pours out a lil more henny for BIG”
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If the head right
Biggie there err night…
Umm why is that the only part of that song besides the hook I know… and then something about blues clues…
oh well
Biggie biggie biggie why can’t you see
____________________________________________
I kick flows for ya, kick down doors for ya
Even left all my muthafking hoes for ya
N***as think Frankie pussy whipped, n***a picture that
With a Kodak, Insta-ma-tak
We don’t get down like that, lay my game down quite flat
Sweetness, where you parked at
Petiteness but that ass fat
She got a body make a n***a wanna eat that… I’m fckig with you
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If the heads right
Biggie there err night…
@Lakes, I just told him that. Her crazy be done kilt both yall asses
@His
You should take a pic of your Daddy and put it as your gravi!
Sooo
@OGMOMMY
I love your daddy.
Detective Iheart says:
Unpredictable says:
And my Dad got the nerve to be drivin a 96 Lincoln Town Car. I told him, all he needed was a feather in his hat, a cane, and a few church hoes walking behind him, and he’ll be pimp of the year, fo sho!!!
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Can we use Church and Hoes in the same sentence
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You’n know, some of the biggest hoes go to church. Be chasing after the Pastor and the Deacon. Hell, that’s why my Dad met his smut azz baby momma (my lil brother’s mother). :Sad:
Baby daddy
5 tho?
SO we aint gona get a new post today
@Otb my daddy is like 5’8
@Minithug
ur dad is just as bad mines lol
Detective Iheart says:
Mannie says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie my baby daddy is Alex
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You just broke my
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I thought Sassy was yo woman I wonder how she would feel about this here
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You snitchin now…
let me go to my
b4 Sassy kill me…
@Mirs
Honestly your father sounds JUST like mine…
@Mirs
A church hoe don’t have no shame,or respect of person….
I lost 15lbs w/the HCG drops my coworker has lost over 50lbs another lost 20. We also did WW and I lost 15 and I recently lost another 15 now I’m trying to lose 10-15 more.
Jillian Michales DVD is good. So is Insanity and P90X
I am fasting for Lent
@Mannie, I ain’t snitchin I’m the the fuggin resident detective
@His and FeFe, why our Daddies gotta rock the embarrassing attire????
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie your woman is sassy u ain’t finna have me murda
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You snitching to??????????
Whew.
His I chill with daddy him rockn them lakers
no socks tho
@Daisy I gave up alcohol for #Lent do you know how tough it’s been?! And I don’t even drink like that,hell or at least I didn’t think I did
SO we aint gona get a new post today
Its your turn
And I dont know whats wrong with y’all aunty. 
I know she KNOW Beyonce went to the park today!
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
Daisy says:
I lost 15lbs w/the HCG drops my coworker has lost over 50lbs another lost 20. We also did WW and I lost 15 and I recently lost another 15 now I’m trying to lose 10-15 more.
Jillian Michales DVD is good. So is Insanity and P90X
I am fasting for Lent
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What’s HCG drops??? I heard they issued an arrest warrant for Jillian Michaels, for attempted murder. That heffa tried to assassinate me.
@Daisy
Your coworker lost of 50 on the HCG drops? Did you find that to be a somewhat easy diet? My friend is looking for a diet. She was thinking of doing the 28 day diet but there is not a lot of variety in that.
@His and Mirs
Do y’all’s daddy’s have a hat to match every fukking suit they own? Do they own suits of various colors???
Do they wear socks pulled all the way up with their shorts in the summertime?
My daddy drives an old ass Lincoln Towncar and you can’t TELL him he ain’t no playa….
Detective Iheart says:
@Mannie, I ain’t snitchin I’m the the fuggin resident detective
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:blank:
Whatchall talmbout?
Mannie
sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires 
Detective Iheart says:
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
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My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes.
They daddies
And mine too after reading #549. 
@Phro
I haven’t had a drink since Feb 8…for health reasons. Now, I’m not a big drinker anyway but bc I can’t drink right now I want a drink bad as hell!!!
*Goes to pop another Lortab*
@ Fefe
Hey wats good?
@Alex
I lost 15 lbs on the drops too and it was only hard for the first 3 days..you can have variety, you just have to put forth the effort to cook and keep certain foods in your home…it’s nice to have a meat scale around too, that way you can be sure your chicken or turkey is the appropriate size…
Bad Influence says:
@Otb my daddy is like 5’8
@Minithug ur dad is just as bad mines lol
like he just didn’t say that shyt…
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My dad is 97… I just found out a couple months back he use to be a pimp in the 30’s… No joke… My mom was like WHAT?… Yeah the whole story came about when we were talking about my nefew who was on Jerry Springer talking about all his hoe. He just broke out and said “Shoot that’s the worlds oldest profession. Hell Ihad about 50, 60 of them back in my day… Me and my mom was like WHAT?! He just sat over in the corner like this…
HAPPY FRIDAY YOU SUMMAMABISHES *Bernie Mac voice*
What yall talking bout
@Alex Right!!!!! I went to a function last weekend and was killing the chasers with no chasee
My dad’s pops dresses like that tho
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
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Sad part is you right…
My biological contributor came to my high school graduation in a emerald green shiny azz suit. NO ONE else had on a damn suit!! It was held in the hot azz school gym and this fool got on this damn green suit.
FeFe says:
@His and Mirs
Do y’all’s daddy’s have a hat to match every fukking suit they own? Do they own suits of various colors??? Do they wear socks pulled all the way up with their shorts in the summertime?
My daddy drives an old ass Lincoln Towncar and you can’t TELL him he ain’t no playa….
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YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! That fool’s shoes and hats just got to match his colorful azz suits, too. SMH. This is why I will never be seen with him in public on a Sunday. Bless his matching heart.
That remind of the commercial awith “hank” and his wife.
“Hey Hank…”
@Mannie, Don’t be
me 
My dad is 97… I just found out a couple months back he use to be a pimp in the 30?s… No joke… My mom was like WHAT?… Yeah the whole story came about when we were talking about my nefew who was on Jerry Springer talking about all his hoe. He just broke out and said “Shoot that’s the worlds oldest profession. Hell Ihad about 50, 60 of them back in my day… Me and my mom was like WHAT?! He just sat over in the corner like this… like he just didn’t say that shyt…
at this story for soooo many reasons
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SON
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
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No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
@Wut
I just recently found out that one of my relatives was a pimp back in the day and he ended up having a baby (my cousin) by his bottom bytch…and we all knew her by her “street” name…
I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50’s or 60’s…
@Harlem
:2dance:
@Yall
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Where we going today?
@Laker
the judge said $5, so that’s what you get!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Bad Influence says:
@Otb my daddy is like 5’8
@Minithug ur dad is just as bad mines lol
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My dad is 97… I just found out a couple months back he use to be a pimp in the 30?s… No joke… My mom was like WHAT?… Yeah the whole story came about when we were talking about my nefew who was on Jerry Springer talking about all his hoe. He just broke out and said “Shoot that’s the worlds oldest profession. Hell Ihad about 50, 60 of them back in my day… Me and my mom was like WHAT?! He just sat over in the corner like this… like he just didn’t say that shyt…
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wow
FeFe says:
@His and Mirs
Do y’all’s daddy’s have a hat to match every fukking suit they own? Do they own suits of various colors??? Do they wear socks pulled all the way up with their shorts in the summertime?
My daddy drives an old ass Lincoln Towncar and you can’t TELL him he ain’t no playa….
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I should have known my daddy was a OG Pimp cuz all he has EVER driven was Caddys…. Fleetwoods…with the gangsta white walls…hundred spoke rims…… he’s 97 and Im describing his current car…
*moves hands around* CO ORDIN ATE
@YOU
Hello
OutsidetheBox says:
@Wut.
That remind of the commercial awith “hank” and his wife.
“Hey Hank…”
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I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”
No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
________
With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!
Alex
Let’s go find your Sissy, because she’s playin’ hooky today yo! 
So Daisy just gon come up in here and bring up the diet and then disappear?!?
Unpredictable says:
Detective Iheart says:
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
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My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
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Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta
He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90’s that errbody had 
and thats his “dress” shirt 
FeFe says:
@Wut
I just recently found out that one of my relatives was a pimp back in the day and he ended up having a baby (my cousin) by his bottom bytch…and we all knew her by her “street” name…
I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50?s or 60?s…
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My Great aunt Ran a brothel in East Texas
FeFe says:
No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
________
With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!
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Dont forget the trench coat
Phrozen1der says:
Women folks are HIGHlarious dudes never be like “how big is your peen? 7 inches word that’s it?!… Bruh,I was like 9 in middle school” cause that would just be weird and not right
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SON :2dance: One more chance remix
FEFE
heyyyy suga
YOU
HMPH x 1000000000000000000000000000000
FeFe says:
@Wut
I just recently found out that one of my relatives was a pimp back in the day and he ended up having a baby (my cousin) by his bottom bytch…and we all knew her by her “street” name…
I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50?s or 60?s…
@Harlem
I have a aunt that in one of the old porn movies when black women were taboo doing it with a white man… from what I saw.. I mean was told… 
her porny name was Desire’ or some shyt…..
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Are we related?
Damn where is my bag over the head gravi when I need it….
@Alex
Scroll up, I brought it up initially, I think @Daisy was just adding kind of late in the convo!
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
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No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
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Not gonna lie when she told the story about her running that car into her dudes car i was like
I really was a lil scurred for a second and i wasn’t even there…
FeFe says:
No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
________
With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!
______________________________
Exaclty…
Police kick in the door
she talking bout “Thank Goodness you guys got here… I cant get mannie to wake up, so I wrote hearts on the wall till he opened his eyes”
Mannie over there dead as hell.
@FeFe
Oh ok. So, have you tried one?
Yall forgot to say that Sassy will have on her all-black Matrix gear
What that fool say….the beatee doesn’t even know that the beating is coming, but the beater (Sassy) knows…..
*opens jacket to show mushroom print lining*
Unpredictable says:
OutsidetheBox says:
@Wut.
That remind of the commercial awith “hank” and his wife.
“Hey Hank…”
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I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”
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I loooove that commercial
“You are one lucky woman!”
@Wut
I ain’t see that chit…. *shivers*
I just heard about it from one of my aunts…yeah, it was back in the day when it was taboo like a muhfukka!
and thats his “dress” shirt
Niggaz can’t bang with us
try to do me
my crew be unruly
to old schools cats that call gats toolies
call black moolies
think it’s cool to smoke woolies
and fuk without rubbers
specialize in killin wives and grandmothers…..
What up yall
@SON
Biggie, gimme one more chance
*picks the needle from the record and plays*
All the ladies in the place with style and grace…..
Mannie says:
I Go There says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Mannie sassy cray yo.. She will run me over n be pissd cuz she got blood on her tires
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No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
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Not gonna lie when she told the story about her running that car into her dudes car i was like
I really was a lil scurred for a second and i wasn’t even there…
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Prett but dangerous as hell…
I Go There says:
FeFe says:
No BS Mannie… Sassy will stab you and when the cops come
shell be writing hearts on the wall in your blood while wearing a camisole and some boy shorts….
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With some stilettos, her hair pulled up in a bun, and some cold-blooded ass Prada shades on!
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Exaclty…
Police kick in the door
she talking bout “Thank Goodness you guys got here… I cant get mannie to wake up, so I wrote hearts on the wall till he opened his eyes”
Mannie over there dead as hell.
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Mannie over there dead as hell.
I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”
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I loooove that commercial
“You are one lucky woman!”
I swear all yall daddies named Hank now, in my head.
@Alex
Yeah, I was on the diet for like 40 days… it was difficult for the first 3 days, like almost torture…but once I got past that I was good…and I had to go and purchase all my lean meats, and I cut them and measured them ahead of time so that when it came time to cook it would be easy to do. I kept fresh and frozen veggies on deck and the only thing I kept cheating with was my Twizzlers (I
Twizzlers)….I prolly could have lost more if I didn’t cheat with those…
AWESOME says:
Niggaz can’t bang with us
try to do me
my crew be unruly
to old schools cats that call gats toolies
call black moolies
think it’s cool to smoke woolies
and fuk without rubbers
specialize in killin wives and grandmothers…..
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Great
song
I also found out that one of my great great aunts filmed a porno back in the 50?s or 60?s… .
That’s probably back when the pornos were in black and white. No sound. With two sets of afros!
Somewhere ri is probably self-medicating
I just saw a pic of Cee-Lo as Jet Beauty of the week on Y B F and let’s just say there are no words
<< My daddy country ass name is Harold
607 comments????
WTF I been at all day????
Igo why Mannie trying to get me killed
Heeelp
Prett but dangerous as hell…
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MAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
97 yo daddy Ninty seven
Wow
<—my daddy's name is Willis….
OutsidetheBox says:
*opens jacket to show mushroom print lining*
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*moves hands all around again* CO ORDIN ATE
Detective Iheart says:
Unpredictable says:
Detective Iheart says:
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
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My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
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Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… 
Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… 
College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….
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!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo why Mannie trying to get me killed Heeelp
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Eat aint cheatin…
lmao runns to
b4 Sassy pop up…
Laker
I would do that…but If yall get caught I aint in it.
somebody just put this:
Rihanna will be buying a new computer later,, because she just smashed the one that was in front of her when she checked this out lol
Oh…well…I just got regular everyday hos in my family. They wasn’t even good enough for pimps and Caddys.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Detective Iheart says:
Unpredictable says:
Detective Iheart says:
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
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My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
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Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
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My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….
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My Dad’s idea of a “dress down” shirt is a plaid button-down.
Picture a khaki plaid button-down shirt +khaki shorts + white tube socks pulled up to his knees + and some big azz clunky white Walmart sneakers = years of embarrassment. 
Harlem, whats going on with u and lil buddy miguel?
@FeFe Is that Aunt classy,or is she the one who you can tell is a woman of less than upstanding moral character? One of my friends from high school her mom was a hoe,it was something in her walk and smell I knew it…I knew like three of her son’s fathers and they were all mad cool with each other….
OutsidetheBox says:
Mannie over there dead as hell.
I just knew Hank’s azz had passed away, and that was the purpose of the commercial, til his azz walked in, tawkin bout, “You’re welcome.”
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I loooove that commercial
“You are one lucky woman!”
I swear all yall daddies named Hank now, in my head.
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I just saw a pic of Cee-Lo as Jet Beauty of the week on Y B F and let’s just say there are no words
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You’re kidding, right?!?
I Go There says:
Laker
I would do that…but If yall get caught I aint in it.
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IONO what yall are talmbout BUT if questioned I’m gonna say that I’m certain that you did it!
@I Go
My great great aunts (not the one in the porno) down in Arkansas were running a brothel…no joke…
Mannie says:
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo why Mannie trying to get me killed Heeelp
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Eat aint cheatin…
lmao runns to b4 Sassy pop up…
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I use to take em out to eat
but that wasnt really eating
Mighta got a lil head
but that wasnt really Cheatin
Good gawd..thinking of Jerrod’s parents.
@WUT Did you disown them?!
Igo u scared too??
SHAT UP DAM IT!!!
Mannie
@Bad
You wanna be startin somethin I see!!! Don’t worry about all that!
I Go There says:
Laker
I would do that…but If yall get caught I aint in it
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Sassy not even here and we scuurred…
i cant believe ya’ll ninjas bought Hank into this
Detective Iheart says:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Detective Iheart says:
Unpredictable says:
Detective Iheart says:
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
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My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
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Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
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My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….
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They was SHARB huh
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Than a mutherf–kin Tack ya hear me?!!! Please don’t tell them otherwise… After that I conviently forgot our roster… I could never remember when our next game was…
@FeFe Do they smell different?? I swear hoes,or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell…
@Phrozen
I never knew her…I just heard about her and saw pics…from the looks of things she looked normal, just led a somewhat double life
<<< Real Beauty of the week
it was something in her walk and smell I knew it…
Cee lo
Do they smell different?? I swear hoes,or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell
What do they smell like? 30 day old fish grease?!? 
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You ain’t no muthafluckin good, you hear!!!!!!!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
Detective Iheart says:
Unpredictable says:
Detective Iheart says:
At least yall daddies dont be walking round in jean shorts and tub socks and chit
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My Daddy does that. His azz even wears the khaki shorts with the tube socks and the big clunky Walmart sneakers. SMH. Daddy coulda wore some Nikes
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Mine wears Nikes sneaks and that dont make it no betta He still has one of the striped guess shirts from the 90?s that errbody had and thats his “dress” shirt
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My pimptastic daddy is waaaay the opposite… can I tell you what happened at one of my basketball games? This was the first time my moms came to my game…I don’t know where the hayel she thought basketball games were held but in walks Ms Ma’am in a shimmy dress and a 3/4 length FUR COAT. Jewlery on like Mrs T and a curly wig… Pops right next to her in a grey suit matching hat and leather coat shiny gators and a huge pinky ring… College was never tha same from allll the freeakin ROASTING that happened afterwards….
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This is when I would’ve cussed my parents all the way out, and wore the azz-whoopin that followed, cuz…..
Hail nah, they would not have came out lookin like that.
@FeFe
Was her hair dyed??
YSoSrs says:
Oh…well…I just got regular everyday hos in my family. They wasn’t even good enough for pimps and Caddys.
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R u my cuzin
Ion be up on chicks to smell ’em like that…do their whole bodies stink or just their boxes?
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo u scared too??
Mannie SHAT UP DAM IT!!!
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Nope…
**Dodges sniper rounds from Sassy**
FeFe says:
@I Go
My great great aunts (not the one in the porno) down in Arkansas were running a brothel…no joke…
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Oh yeah?
Thats a trip
Its a small town in East Texas where everyboyd knows my Family and They talk about all that went WAY before I was born. Shait was crazy.
@Yall @Alex They smell like a thousand peens let loose in them,you know that smell???
FIANCE how the fluck I get reduced to HARLEM :stop: it and ALEX is just ALEX her ass is rude so I greeted her that way.
If @WUT and @UNPREDICTABLE don’t stop copying and pasting that long azz comment!!!!!
@Phrozen
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT Did you disown them?!
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I’m telling you my mom thought she was the best Tina Turner look alike you eva did see! And Old Ike…. I shouldn’t use that analogy my dad never hit my mom… but she shole brok a few vase across his head…
I couldn’t… they were paying for college! But in my mind Phrozen…in my mind they were dead to me!!!!
Sassy ain’t scared of no diabla…
@FeFe I think it’s they box,it just seems like it wouldn’t be as tidy and fresh..or is it just me?
PHRO git yo ass out of here with all that
UMMM YALL JUST GONNA STAY IN THIS POST?!!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@FeFe Is that Aunt classy,or is she the one who you can tell is a woman of less than upstanding moral character? One of my friends from high school her mom was a hoe, it was something in her walk and smell I knew it…I knew like three of her son’s fathers and they were all mad cool with each other….
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MissHarlem says:
FIANCE how the fluck I get reduced to HARLEM stop it and ALEX is just ALEX her ass is rude so I greeted her that way.
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But you put on quite a show
Very entertaining
@WUT
@Alex you can’t make the ish up…see Detective iheart’s gravi, please and thank you
Tell me Hank dont look like every piece of clothing he owns “matches”
@Phrozen
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
Igo u scared too??
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I learned a long time ago
when a women is down for hurting ya
its best not to upset her.
@Harlem
or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell…
@Phro
You are messing with the wrong chicks bro!!
I don’t know NATHAN about no 1000 peen smell up in the juice box.
Hos actually smell like shame and low esteem of self. So, you know, whatever scent Fantasia wears.
SO yall jus gon ack like yall dont see all dis sexxiness in my dayum gravi :rollseyes:
Alex dnt make me shank u bew..dnt do it bew!
@FeFe I don’t think that would help,it’s like dead spirits living in them
#DirtyBishes
@Harlem
Iono which post to move to, all the other ones have long ass threads too!
Harlem
*fondels his ear* you down for a laker sammy
I need OTB to exit stage left, asap, tawkin bout “at least it wasn’t floor length.”
NaijaGal says:
@Alex you can’t make the ish up…see Detective iheart’s gravi, please and thank you
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I don’t wanna!!! I’m scared!!
OutsidetheBox says:
or women with numerous baby fathers have a different smell…
You little fukka
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Offended much
@YSo
@Alex Nah,you have seen them…I don’t deal with classless anyone’s platonically or romantically tho LLS!
@OTB LOL!
And fukking
@Phrozen and his “dead spirits living in them”
I CANNNNTTTTT!!!!
Get all them putrid pusses some Tidy Cat and call it a day.
Let move to the lil boy with the purse post from yesterday
Detective Iheart says:
SO yall jus gon ack like yall dont see all dis sexxiness in my dayum gravi
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So they’re just going to airbrush 300 lbs off of him and act like we don’t notice.
@ Unpred (since Alex is tired of reading)
Girl I never knew they would pull that on me like that? I was at school the whole day! When they rolled up in there and my teammates instantly knew who it was and started clowning… my game was off the whole night! I almost felt like Kevin Hart “alright alright aaalllriiight! you gone learn today!”
@OTB My brother’s oldest daughters mother would be an example..She’s been breeding since 14 she looks like a carrier of the scent..
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
@ Unpred (since Alex is tired of reading)
Thanks!
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Mannie
“alright alright aaalllriiight! you gone learn today!”
funny ish
YSoSrs says:
Hos actually smell like shame and low esteem of self. So, you know, whatever scent Fantasia wears.
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Jean Nate’?
So are we moving to the Chanel post?
FEFE lets try to move these mofos
PHRO how I miss your commentary please stop (now really please continue)
LAKER
anywhere chica its FRIDAYYYYY sandwiches all day
YOU
you really had me going PLEASE
Le go to another post
I just moved, this post is breaking my computer…
@WUT
More like Dimetapp. A dab behind each ear and on the pulse points when she’s not swigging it to get put on suicide watch for attention.
Ewwwww stop playing Phro :twofingersholdingnose:
:2dance: Ho’boygurrggggg
just cause i want to be #700
FeFe says:
@I Go
My great great aunts (not the one in the porno) down in Arkansas were running a brothel…no joke…
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Fe Fe, what part of Arkansas are you aunts from? I was born and raised there.
i’m late…but if IGo is around…where in east tx is your family? My family is from a small town there too…Jacksonville
I can’t even pretend to get excited about this video/song.
I love the song, but I swear Usher is looking more and more like
George as the years go by…