Rihanna’s father, Ronald Fenty, approves of her getting back together with her abusive former boyfriend, Chris Brown.
In an interview with Heat magazine (via the NY Post), Mr. Fenty said, ”Chris is a nice guy and everybody’s entitled to make mistakes in their life. God knows how many I’ve made.” When asked about the singer collaborating with her ex on two songs, he responded, “She’s her own woman now.”
Daddy Fenty also took credit for motivating Rihanna to lose weight after he noticed how sloppy she looked when they last saw each other when she visited her native Barbados in August. Mr. Fenty said that, at the time, his daughter was not looking her best and that he wasn’t shy about critiquing her body.
“I actually thought she was a little fat the last time I saw her,” Fenty said. “When I saw her at this year’s Grammys, I thought she was back to her normal size. I used to joke with her, ‘Robyn, you’re getting too fat.’ But I think she’s fine. I think she looked excellent, as everyone saw, at the Grammys. She’s dieting, she’s working out.”
Rihanna started working out again because she had gotten back with Brown on the low and she knew she had to get back into shape if she was going to win him from her rival, Karrueche, whom he has been dating for 3 years.
No wonder Robyn has daddy issues.
Her dad scares the raw dawg shyt outta me
foreign fathers are a different type of beast
Agreed! Something about his eyes
I’m sorry, but when has rihanna ever been fat or even remotely close to fat?
Her dad is a strange soul.
I see Breezy went all across his forehead ten minutes before this interview, Chris beat the azz, look at them lumps
Well his words on Chris are true, he is only human and entitled to make mistakes.
hellloooo SR fam!!!
Detective Iheart says:
Her dad scares the raw dawg shyt outta me
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Me too.
I feel like that one eye is following me.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
I see Breezy went all across his forehead ten minutes before this interview, Chris beat the azz, look at them lumps
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not today,
not tooooooodayyyyyyyyy 
Eazy
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
I see Breezy went all across his forehead ten minutes before this interview, Chris beat the azz, look at them lumps
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Naija what do you mean by ‘foreign’ fathers??
Morning SR people
Creepy!
I see where Ri gets her forehead tho
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
I see Breezy went all across his forehead ten minutes before this interview, Chris beat the azz, look at them lumps
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Her Dad looks like The evil guy at the end of every Action Movie.
SUP SR
I think Mr Fenty abused Rihanna more than physical I think a lot of her issues come from her childhood haunting her now I can more empathy for her cuz the looks from her DAD speaks DEMON
Those Lumps
i can’t tell what he’s lookin at
probably both cameras 
Morning SR & Family!
Im speechless & disappointed in her fathers advice. How dare you put down your daughter!
Sometimes we become a product of our environment. Rihanna … wake up and break the cycle of abuse!
Meant to say SUP VERO
I see Breezy went all across his forehead ten minutes before this interview, Chris beat the azz, look at them lumps .
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I wonder if CD Fenty is going to defend her father in law
@Vero not sure how to explain, crazy is crazy sure but it’s something about foreign made men (not all of course)…I’m always telling women to stay away from Nigerian men
Its very interesting how a difference in culture can be wrongly interpreted. Firstly my african father would say something like that but he means no harm. There was a time I was extremely skinny and he gave me a nickname. Point is at the end of the day its jokingly said and they dont mean harm.
As for Chris Brown who is Rihanna’s dad to judge as he said he has made so many mistakes
candibfly says:
i can’t tell what he’s lookin at probably both cameras
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ALL the cameras
@IGO
Vero
candibfly says:
i can’t tell what he’s lookin at probably both cameras
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@Choco I agree. And what kind of dad that hasn’t broken other boundaries would have the gall to talk about weight with his daughter, whether she’s had issues with it or not?!?
VDot says:
I see Breezy went all across his forehead ten minutes before this interview, Chris beat the azz, look at them lumps .
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I wonder if CD Fenty is going to defend her father in law
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She will. CD took the girl’s last name and ery’thang…
NaijaGal says:
foreign fathers are a different type of beast
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They sure are. They believe that the man is the king of the house and that men should put their boots on their wives necks to keep them in line.
As for Chris Brown who is Rihanna’s dad to judge as he said he has made so many mistakes
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Mr Fenty admitted that…
An adult has to make adult decisions. No one can make her stay or go, but I truly feel like if the pulic wasn’t so involved in their relationship , she would have been back with him a long time ago.
£ the commenter formally known as Hershey says:
candibfly says:
i can’t tell what he’s lookin at probably both cameras
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ALL the cameras
“All of the lights, all of the lights….”
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@ NOLAMisses, they sure did crash my server for a minute or two. But my ISP was on it and got the blog back up and running quickly.
@Choco I agree. And what kind of dad that hasn’t broken other boundaries would have the gall to talk about weight with his daughter, whether she’s had issues with it or not?!?
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Precisely! And his sordid drug addiction doesn’t help either!
Mean to say Thank you so very much for that AM wood, Aunite!
Loves me some Lenny…
I do….
I see her dady has a wondering eye….no wonder she is always looking for attention, poor thing never knew he was talking to her
NAiJAGAL you sound like a complete idiot. What the heck does foreign dad have to do with this. I swear some of you need to travel more and stop ignant assss comments. My dad is Caribbean and he is no where close to Rihanna’s dad to each this own. Didn’t Whitney Houston’s dad wanted her with Bobby after all that happen???? Does he get a pass because he is American. SMFH AT IGNANT PEOPLE.
Rihanna started working out again because she had gotten back with Brown on the low and she knew she had to get back into shape if she was going to win him from her rival, Karrueche, whom he has been dating for 3 years.
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My dad would tell me about my weight if he felt something is wrong, don’t see the problem in that
vero says:
Naija what do you mean by ‘foreign’ fathers??
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She means like West Indian fathers who are very strict and prefer women and children to stay in their lanes.
did Granny Clampit just put her claw-like spider web hands in my whipfinity tho??
Ok Naija… i don’t get it but ok
Sandra Rose says:
NaijaGal says:
foreign fathers are a different type of beast
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They sure are. They believe that the man is the king of the house and that men should put their boots on their wives necks to keep them in line
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Well damn
I agree that they should be the king of the castle if they deserve that title but I ain’t letting NOBODY put they boot, a fist,knife or anything to my dayum neck 
One of us will die, and it won’t be me 
“I actually thought she was a little fat the last time I saw her,” Fenty said. “When I saw her at this year’s Grammys, I thought she was back to her normal size. I used to joke with her, ‘Robyn, you’re getting too fat.’ But I think she’s fine. I think she looked excellent, as everyone saw, at the Grammys. She’s dieting, she’s working out.”
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foreign fathers are a different type of beast
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OMG YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO MUCH. NOW YOU ALL ARE ACCUSING RIHANNF’S FATHER OF SEXUALLY ABUSING HER. SAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER? UNTIL SOME OF YOU ARE SUED YOU ALL WON’T STOE AITH ALL THE ASSUMPTIONS
@ KY
I get what you’re saying @Naiji. Different cultures have different ways of raising their youth. foreign men arent as hands off as our domestic men are here, they are enforcers in their households
@black beaut reading is fundamental…good luck with that
@BlackBeauti – You seem angry
this morning….Is it raining out by you this morning too? 
Karrueche, whom he has been dating for 3 years.
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have they been dating 3 years….Kung Pow looks no more than 18 tho…
HEIFER NAIJAL I LOOKED UP IGNORANCE IN THE DICTIONARY AND SAW YOUR PIC. I WON’T DEBATE WITH YOU FOR FEAR OF LOSING BRAIN CELLS. VAMOOSE SOB
BlackBeauti keep breathing. It’s ‘gon be alright boo.
By the by, speculation via comments on a blog =/= defamation.
Is it about to go down
cheeks8683 says:
I see her dady has a wondering eye….no wonder she is always looking for attention, poor thing never knew he was talking to her
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@Black Beaut your antics bore me
My dad would tell me about my weight if he felt something is wrong, don’t see the problem in that
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Has your dad ever abused you mentally or physically, have you seen your father abuse your mother and siblings if you have any, have you seen your father do drugs openly in front of the children and then flip out when he don’t have anymore-it’s the other issues that go along with that comment that speaks a lot IMO
Takes a seat
Choco aka Hippie says:
My dad would tell me about my weight if he felt something is wrong, don’t see the problem in that
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Has your dad ever abused you mentally or physically, have you seen your father abuse your mother and siblings if you have any, have you seen your father do drugs openly in front of the children and then flip out when he don’t have anymore-it’s the other issues that go along with that comment that speaks a lot IMO
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SMDH I will not read FONT in caps I immediately get the feeling that someone is angry or has a hard time expressing themselves so they SCREAM
VDOT IT IS QUIET SUNNY IN THE MIAMI I TOOK MY LACEIRONT OFF SO I GUESS I CAN THINK CLEARLY BUT I DETEST IGNORANCE. NT IS SAD WHEN I SEE AMERICANS AND CARIBBEANS OR WEST INDIANS SO DIVIDED … WE ARE FROM ONE CONTINENT BUT WAS SEPARATED TO DIFFERENT REGIONS. NO ONE IS MORE SUPERIOR THANT THE NEXT.
@ Y’all. Did I miss something?
@BlackBeauti ummm let me tell you they dont care what you feel about they comments they come here to vent and make their work day go by faster hope this help #helpful101
Bigbadwolf says:
Is it about to go down
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I read this in Kevin Harts voice
@Lady
One of us is into name calling ironically calling others ignorant 
You didn’t miss anything at all – most of us are still on topic
That damn cake song is starting to wear on me…..
Makes me want to put some frosting on my baby’s back and eat her from behind…. #randomfreakshyt
Too early? ok i’ll wait til friday…ciao
IGNORANCE= Means One is void of that information #helpful101
Not too early, just in time @Ace
NO ONE IS MORE SUPERIOR THANT THE NEXT. .
I hear ya!
But what about crazier than the next?
@BlackBeauti then why come every person I encounter from any Island or land in the African Diaspora insists that they are “Da Besssst”
Da Beessssst lovers
Da Besssssst dancers
Da Besssssst food
Da Bessssssssssssssst
@Choco if someone goes out of their way to beg for attention via loud fonts, I’m benevolent enough to help them meet that need…at times
Choco
I see you peeped that too
her breff smells like she been smoking cigs out her anus instead of her mouf
i cant keep enduring this
BlackBeauti says:
OMG YOU PEOPLE ARE TOO MUCH. NOW YOU ALL ARE ACCUSING RIHANNF’S FATHER OF SEXUALLY ABUSING HER. SAVE YOU GUYS EVER HEARD OF DEFAMATION OF CHARACTER? UNTIL SOME OF YOU ARE SUED YOU ALL WON’T STOE AITH ALL THE ASSUMPTIONS
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Judging by your strange font, it appears that you really could be that bish in your gravi. YIKES!
Da Beessssst lovers
Da Besssssst dancers
Da Besssssst food
Da Bessssssssssssssst
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@Fayla I’ve been meaning to share my whiplove whip you. Whippywow, that stuff is whiperrific (once I mastered portion control)!
Judging by your strange font, it appears that you really could be that bish in your gravi. YIKES!
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@Choco Thanks. I thought I missed something when I turned around to do 5 minutes of work, then came back and folks were e-beefin’.
Choco I see you peeped that too
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Oh Gal Im a veteran round these parts
Makes me want to put some frosting on my baby’s back and eat her from behind…. #randomfreakshyt .
I
that song! And Talk that Talk!
One and two and three and four
Come on let me know if you want some more
You know what I like now get it right
Boy talk that talk to me all night
Yeah boy I like it Yeah boy I like it
Love it when you talk that talk to me
Da Beessssst lovers
Da Besssssst dancers
Da Besssssst food
Da Bessssssssssssssst
Judging by your strange font, it appears that you really could be that bish in your gravi. YIKES
*chokes*
Choco
Sandra, the teaparty likes to neckstomp folks necks too. Google tparty neck stomp to see one of them do that to a woman. This happend last yr I think in KY.
Mr. fenty needs to go sck a fat monkeys dk publicly stating this about a dude that put the foofops on his daughter.
#phoneposting
to all
:obama:
Anybody else hear about the possible Eddie George scandal
all in the passenger side of a young white guhl ride that got pulled over and arrested for DUI
(once I mastered portion control)!
Somebody missed the little goes a longgg way disclaimer
ON topic: I thought is was common knowledge that Rihanna daddy was beatin the dog shyt outa the people in her household. I mean, DUH. Thats why the po child mentally disabled and cruising for another bruising, fukkin round with Baby Ike and ish.
ain’t he still married to ole boy from swv?
@Naija her name is Rachel Connor. She’s a brit.
@Naija, spill the beans, anything has to be better than this train wreck about to occur…
@Candi first of all
2) 
Somebody missed the little goes a longgg way disclaimer
I’m hard headed, and it smelled like fruit loops, what was I supposed to do?!!
NaijaGal says:
Anybody else hear about the possible Eddie George scandal all in the passenger side of a young white guhl ride that got pulled over and arrested for DUI
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Oooh let me look that up now. His youngest son goes to my son’s school so I feel like I know him, even though he tries to avoid ‘us’folks when we see him at the school.
I leave ya’ll alone for 15 minutes and look what I come back to, cotdayum shame…Now will someone please direct to the comment where someone defamed Mr. Fenty’s name by calling him incestous, or a child molester? I didn’t see that sooooo I’m
someone read way the fukk between the lines, and got mad heated
In the famous words of Charles Barkley: I could be wrong, but I doubt it
Why does Rhi’s hairdo remind me of Goldie Hawn? In overboard
Anybody call anybody a hoe or a whore yet? I can’t go back & read
@Boots that’s pretty much it…but here you go
Retired NFL star Eddie George was sitting in the passenger seat … when pro golfer Rachel Connor was busted for drunk driving in Florida early this morning … TMZ has learned.
Connor — a 21-year-old British golf pro — was pulled over at 2:21 AM in Sarasota, Florida … after cops say they noticed her speeding and weaving in her lane.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ .. cops smelled booze when they approached the vehicle … and Connor admitted to drinking 2 vodka cranberries earlier in the evening.
Cops noticed a man in the passenger seat … who was identified as 38-year-old Eddie George … former NFL star and Heisman Trophy winner.
According to the report, Connor was given a breathalyzer test and blew a .133 and a .137 … way over the legal limit, .08. Cops say she had trouble walking straight and couldn’t count in numerical order.
According to the report, Cops asked Rachel if she could turn back the clock and change any of her decisions what would it be? … And Rachel responded, she would have decided “not to drive.”
Hours before the arrest, Connor tweeted a photo of Eddie on the golf course … and another photo of herself and Eddie posing together at an event.
@Fayla I’ve been meaning to share my whiplove whip you. Whippywow, that stuff is whiperrific (once I mastered portion control)!
@once i mastered portion control, while still 
bc u said it’s whiperrific. I SO happy to read that!! 
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@yall no, ol girl was just yellin at folks wit her caps lock button
yallcrazy says:
Anybody call anybody a hoe or a whore yet? I can’t go back & read
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Not yet wait for post # 145
CFREE says:
Why does Rhi’s hairdo remind me of Goldie Hawn?
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YUP you hit the nail on the head. I was tryna figure out who this child reminded me of with that hurr
I decide to do some work and I come back and BOOM POW I come back to SR Gone Wild
According to the report, Cops asked Rachel if she could turn back the clock and change any of her decisions what would it be? … And Rachel responded, she would have decided “not to drive.”
Hours before the arrest, Connor tweeted a photo of Eddie on the golf course … and another photo of herself and Eddie posing together at an event.
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I swear theses side bishes are determined to become relevant. That heffa knows he’s married and gone tweet pics of them together
Then again, he shouldn’t have been out with her in the 1st place.
Anybody else hear about the possible Eddie George scandal all in the passenger side of a young white guhl ride that got pulled over and arrested for DUI
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Oooh let me look that up now. His youngest son goes to my son’s school so I feel like I know him, even though he tries to avoid ‘us’folks when we see him at the school
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Isn’t he married to ol’ girl from SWV…. dang!!!!
If there is a DUI to be acquired, it’ll happen down hurr
Pretty much. If you want your husband to lose his ever loving mind bring him to Florida, specifically South Florida.
I hope Eddie learned from his former team mate Steve McNair who was murdered by his jumpoff a couple of years ago
The power of the PUSS Why?
YALL
hey bewbear 
CFREE
sup cutie?
ain’t he still married to ole boy from swv? .
I had to go google a picture of her/him. Things that make you go hmmmm….
Apparently, his and old boy just released a book called Married for Real I may have to check it out
Nola, was it real nasty?
*wiggles brows*
NoProb @ LadyC
I kept hearing that Arizona is where they go buck wild but Florida’s the spot
Why does Rhi’s hairdo remind me of Goldie Hawn? In overboard
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That’s my movie, I watch that it everytime I catch it on tv, they did her wrong
@Hershey these nigguhs never learn…they always on that ‘it won’t be me mentality’
Eazy says:
Well his words on Chris are true, he is only human and entitled to make mistakes.
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Oh and if Rih is sloppy in that pic then i know SO MANY sloppy chicks…
yallcrazy says:
Anybody call anybody a hoe or a whore yet? I can’t go back & read
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Give it some time….
I think the Heffa Hoe Hour (OR as I call it the Tripple H)
will start usually around 12:30 Eastern.
cheeks8683 says:
Isn’t he married to ol’ girl from SWV…. dang!!!!
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Yup and she acts just as stuck up as he does when I see her. I saw her in Old Navy the other day and spoke. She looked right through me.
How the hell you gone be uppity in damn Old Navy!
OutsidetheBox says:
Pretty much. If you want your husband to lose his ever loving mind bring him to Florida, specifically South Florida
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Shait… I lived in Central Florida and I did.
‘Zona aint got chit on Florida…Ohio or Texas. These are America’s bastard states.
y nuck if u buck
#random
i sweepy
@lady awwww shucks really, I watched their reality show and assumed she was down to earth and nice…ah well
Who called Rih sloppy?
Someone said i always look like I have bedhead and I was offended but not really.
I like undone hair.
Yup and she acts just as stuck up as he does when I see her. I saw her in Old Navy the other day and spoke. She looked right through me.
How the hell you gone be uppity in damn Old Navy
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Oh well she will be needing sista support from this lil incident and Im sure a dose of humbleness will be digested by her willingly or not!
I ain’t read the story yet, but does dad consider the fact that Chris is in a serious half azzed committed relationship already? This story just goes on and on and on like this boy is actually available. He ain’t.
How the hell you gone be uppity in damn Old Navy!
For real. In a spot where you wear different sizes depending on the color youre buying
*side eye* She needs to stop.
cheeks8683 says:
Isn’t he married to ol’ girl from SWV…. dang!!!!
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Yup and she acts just as stuck up as he does when I see her. I saw her in Old Navy the other day and spoke. She looked right through me.
How the hell you gone be uppity in damn Old Navy
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Really?!!! Ol trife self…Thats why her hussssbend was getting weak in the knees
(pun intended) in the passenger side of ol’ gurls car while he controlled the steering….
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
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I thought I would pay homage to all of the Kim Hoedashian posts
@IGo
It aint nothing like Florida to bring out your worst. I thinks its the tourists, the hurricanes and being close to Disney.
Igo
3H so so wrong 
Fay
(eskimo)
So I know we got some Floridians in the house, which hotel were they headed to?
OutsidetheBox says:
‘Zona aint got chit on Florida…Ohio or Texas. These are America’s bastard states.
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Say what?
…Bastard Maker
but does dad consider the fact …
Didnt she just start talking back to his ass?
For real. In a spot where you wear different sizes depending on the color youre buying
Is this true I don’t really shop in OLD NAVY 
I don’t know why that cracks me up
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Thanks @Naija
Ms. Connor was bent
She is grown, she can do as she pleases.
What up family.
OutsidetheBox says:
@IGo
It aint nothing like Florida to bring out your worst. I thinks its the tourists, the hurricanes and being close to Disney
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OTB
Man I got there on Holloween of 2000…. Soon as I heard
“Hey Papi”… I was done for.
breniqua says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@breniqua’s gravi
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I thought I would pay homage to all of the Kim Hoedashian posts
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As I predicted in #117 upcoming Post number #145
Hoe will be used, I so good 
SUP Chan
OutsidetheBox says:
How the hell you gone be uppity in damn Old Navy!
For real. In a spot where you wear different sizes depending on the color youre buying *side eye* She needs to stop.
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Exactly! Ion even like Old Navy though (I was in there with a friend) cause I can never find anything I like, plus those damn mannequins scare the chit outta me.
@Fay
Stilletos, pumps in the club 
iAmChan
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
breniqua says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@breniqua’s gravi
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I thought I would pay homage to all of the Kim Hoedashian posts
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As I predicted in #117 upcoming Post number #145 Hoe will be used, I so good
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To funny
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
breniqua says:
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
@breniqua’s gravi
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I thought I would pay homage to all of the Kim Hoedashian posts
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As I predicted in #117 upcoming Post number #145 Hoe will be used, I so good
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Well damn, the e-beef in this bish is off the hook
im proud of them….thats great. im sure he learned his lesson. Most of the people critiquing him are the same woman who let their abusive men beat on them and then they beg them to come back home…..its life. This is not the first time. They are over it and so am i.
Choc, its so true. I bought their slim fit cargos last year or so..I got the 4 colors cause I was living in slim cargos that year.
I had to get a 10 in black, 12 in olive and khaki. And a 14 in camo. Same exact style. Just different colors.
My daughters little pieces from there are the same way. She wears an Old Navy 4T, 5T and 6.
Suthunuhs!
Southerners know their summer weather report:
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
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Southerners know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick
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Southerners know everybody’s first name:
Honey
Darlin’
Shugah
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Southerners know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Tomatoes
Driving Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
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Southerners know their religions:
Bapdiss
Methdiss
Football
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Southerners know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl’stn
S’vanah
Foat Wuth
N’awlins
Addlanna
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Southerners know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler
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Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
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Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
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Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don’t “HAVE” them,
you “PITCH” them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up “a mess.”
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of “yonder.”
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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long “directly” is, as in: “Going to town, be back directly.”
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Even Southern babies know that “Gimme some sugar” is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when “by and by” is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who’s got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor’s trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin’!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between “right near” and “a right far piece.” They also know that”just down the road” can be 1 mile or 20.
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Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol’ boy, and po’ white trash.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that “fixin” can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, … and when we’re “in line,”… we talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they’re related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, “y’all” is singular, “all y’all” is plural.
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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows that tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; that scrambled eggs just ain’t right without Tabasco , and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
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When you hear someone say, “Well, I caught myself lookin’,” you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
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Only true Southerners say “sweet tea” and “sweet milk.” Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it — we do not like our tea unsweetened. “Sweet milk” means you don’t want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don’t scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,”Bless her sweet little heart”… and go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southernness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your little heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff….bless your hearts, I hear they’re fixin’ to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fah-evah !
There ain’t no magazine named “Northern Living” for good reason. There
ain’t nobody interested in livin’ up north, nobody would buy the magazine!
Now Shugah, send this to someone who was raised in the South or wish they had a’been! If you’re a Northern transplant, bless your little heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.
yall can guess who that came from
OutsidetheBox says:
For real. There are several sites and radio shows DECDICATED to the special brand of fukkery that happens in Fl, Tx, and Oh
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Being that Im from Texas… I hate to but I have to agree with you.
Hey Fayla
How u doing
They are over it and so am i.
Umm did you read the article? We’re tombout Dad Fenty…
@ breniqua says:
Your gravi is
That was the wackest sex tape every. I’ve never seen such a dry puzz. It was like Ray dug a hole in 120 degree weather in the middle of the Sahara Desert and stuck his dank in it. After seeing that sex tape, idk how men can even try to hit that. That dry puzz look like it gave Ray paper cuts. 
I had to get a 10 in black, 12 in olive and khaki. And a 14 in camo. Same exact style. Just different colors.
Maybe why that I don’t shop there cuz Im always confused when I do enter and comeout with nothing most times!
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Somebody said something about the South??
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
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Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
BBW!
hey guhl! long time no font, i’m skr8 i guess, how u?
Bless your little heart!
Chit be laced with venom.
Umm did you read the article? We’re tombout Dad Fenty…
OF course i read it. The only reason why it is on here is because of the negativity. This is a blog the last time i checked.
I alive and well, been cool, won’t do any good to complain
@OTB Cooking bad food is a crime in New Orleans
Even Southern babies know that “Gimme some sugar” is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
I was so perplexed by this as a (Southern book nerd) kid. Like… “Why won’t they just ask if they can kiss my cheek instead of asking for some jaw sugah?!?”
But now I find myself saying it to my baby.
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For the Longest time thought Ft Worth was actually spelled the way Fay put it up there.
Rihanna’s brother looks like Kwesi Mfume.
I dont really blame the father for his answers, I blame the interviewer for asking them. The questions are inappropriate and when put on the spot your replies are usually regrettable–especially when they are asking about somebody else’s business.
He’s like Daddy Lohan. We’ll see it even more when she has her dramatic deterioration documented daily. (Not wishing that on her, but it comes with the career).
jealousCNenvy says:
im proud of them….thats great. im sure he learned his lesson. Most of the people critiquing him are the same woman who let their abusive men beat on them and then they beg them to come back home…..its life. This is not the first time. They are over it and so am i.
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Um you is special. Seem like YOU prolly take a beatin on the regular.
kahmmillion says:
@ breniqua says:
Your gravi is That was the wackest sex tape every. I’ve never seen such a dry puzz. It was like Ray dug a hole in 120 degree weather in the middle of the Sahara Desert and stuck his dank in it. After seeing that sex tape, idk how men can even try to hit that. That dry puzz look like it gave Ray paper cuts.
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I didnt get to see the sex tape so I can’t comment but I will take your word for it
@ yallcrazy
Funny you brought that up, yesterday I got contact from 2 investors trying to jump in to the fray! Things are looking positive.
Good
to hear Chan 
Rihanna is much sexier with meat on her bones. Her self-esteem might be low because she looks so much like her father.
Yep, Chris is human and allowed to make mistakes. But, take it from someone who grew up in an abusive household, she needs to stay away from being in a relationship with Chris. Friends maybe. Relationship NO!