Singer Jessica Simpson fans can breathe a sigh of relief. The first time mom gave birth to a healthy baby girl today. Jessica announced the birth on her website this morning.
Congrats to the happy couple!
Singer Jessica Simpson fans can breathe a sigh of relief. The first time mom gave birth to a healthy baby girl today. Jessica announced the birth on her website this morning.
Congrats to the happy couple!
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For some reason, I love when girls have male or unisex names.
congrats!
That’s a BIG ASS baby!
In other news… I got some this weekend!

@DIMPZ
“For some reason, I love when girls have male or unisex names. ”
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I hate that. Once girls start taking names, nobody names their sons that.
RIP “Ashley”
RIP “Marion”
RIP “Charlie”
Congrats to Man for bussin some woman wide open
he beat the pu&&y up, up, up, up, up (repeat five times)
Goodness why does it seem like she was pregnant forever? I’m so happy for her though. Maxwell is a nice name
FINALLY! Congratulations!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
In other news… I got some this weekend!
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It’s interesting when you have to announce it and do a little jig…..
AWW THATS A BIG BABY.. MY SON WAS 9.1 AND 21 INCHES LONG…16HRS OF LABOR
YEAH CONTRACT JESS!!
@HERSHY
@ man, who you got some from, Monica???
@MAN HEY CAN I GET SOME DETAILS??
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
In other news… I got some this weekend!
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Good, maybe you can stop hating on the rest of us
She was pregnant for like 87 months! Congrats.. Love unisex names wish I went with Emerson and not Jonah.
She had a big baby
Damn. Them’s some clod hoppers, there, Jess….But I digress. CONGRATS!
My Son’s middle name is Maxwell
Congrats Jessica!! Love your shoes
@FE FE
“It’s interesting when you have to announce it and do a little jig…..”
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Yeah, nigga was in a slump! Had me questioning Applebees and everything!
I don’t know how I could ever question Applebees so you know it was BAD!
MzDimplez1123 says:
For some reason, I love when girls have male or unisex names.
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I REALLY
her name!
Maxwell cant be uni-sex to me. Thats a boys name
Melissa Niice says:
@ man, who you got some from, Monica???
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Rosie Palmer
jeniefrumdabloc says:
She had a big baby
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Right. That baby BUSTED IT WIIIDDDEEEEEEE OPPEEENNNNNN
Hey Jenie
@MELISSA
“@ man, who you got some from, Monica??? ”
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that’s in June.
MzDimplez1123 says:
For some reason, I love when girls have male or unisex names.
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My daughter name is Jordan , but I think I should have spelled it Jordyn
because the doctor office always say he, until they see her
Finally smashed kim k man! *daps*
Maxwell
, what in the entire fluck? It’s a girl right? 
@MOTHER JEFFERSON
“Good, maybe you can stop hating on the rest of us ”
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Um, I’m just making sure this is a FAMILY blog. Cant’ have niggas with gravies showin body parts or all they teef.
I was 8lbs 13oz and my mama said I was like scared straight…no more
Hershey says:
Congrats to Man for bussin some woman wide open
he beat the pu&&y up, up, up, up, up (repeat five times)
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bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
That is one big Baby!
I guess thats why her and Bey looked different on their side by side photos!?! Im just saying!
Baby was eating good
anybody else know Rih mean BITNIZ when she say “imma make u my BITCH” In “birthday cake”
#bawse
@ man, Rosie Palmer sounds more loke it!!!
I can believe that!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@MOTHER JEFFERSON
“Good, maybe you can stop hating on the rest of us ”
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Um, I’m just making sure this is a FAMILY blog. Cant’ have niggas with gravies showin body parts or all they teef.

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50 cent]
Dedicated to Man
She ain’t got to tell me she want it
it, I did it
and
ing
She know I notice she wit’ it
She moan and groan when I get it
She tell me
Sexy thing enough to make a nigg#@ go crazy man do crazy things
Then we get topping and touching we get to
Now you know we be doing when your granny be missin’
We go to perfect positions, we get it popping now listen
Too much pleasure to measure she got the power to beat beat
We make it wanna get to me in a major way
Jackpot, jumpshot, that n*gga fade away
I mean play your way
I be on that elite sh*t, that HBK heartbreak kid freak s
Hey Ky
We goin have to start naming boys after “man like chit” cause once people start naming girls that it’s official becomes a girl name.
That’s my son “Chevy” over there.

Here comes the brand new baby boy “Diesel.”
i bet she a cute lil baby
Eazy says:
Maxwell cant be uni-sex to me. Thats a boys name
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And to me “Courtney” is a girls name, but I know a couple of dudes named that. My boyfriend has a unisex name.
@Eazy
I was only 6 lbs 7 oz, but I was LONG as fukk!
Here we go with Be
ce sheesh 
@ jeniefrumdabloc:
My daughter name is Jordan , but I think I should have spelled it Jordyn because the doctor office always say he, until they see her
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My daughter’s name is Jordyn and the doctor (and everyone else) STILL calls her a him! Its a lose/lose situation!
Apologies if this was already discussed, but:
On Friday morning, 23-year old Jasmine Moss was found stabbed to death in the trunk of her mother’s car. The Oxon Hill, Maryland, woman was 14 weeks pregnant with her first child and police have already taken her estranged boyfriend, Nathan Rogers, into custody on first-degree murder charges. But now a neighbor has come forward expressing guilt for hearing strange noises during the attack and not saying anything.
It woke me up out of my sleep,” Kim Jarmon recalled to ABC 7 News. “I didn’t realize what it was. I mean I heard the lady crying or moaning and making noises, but she never said words, and there was never another voice.”
Kim lives next door to Nathan Rogers, which is the home where the stabbing occurred, though she didn’t know the couple. After finding out about Jasmine’s tragic death she says she wishes she would have called the police that morning.
“I went to bed crying, and then when I woke up the next day, Saturday, I cried, because I felt like I could have done something or could have helped her, but I didn’t know what to do.”
The unborn baby appears to have been the source of strife between the couple. Nathan didn’t want Jasmine to keep the baby, which he had fathered, and he had recently denied that it was his child. Already on house arrest for an assault conviction in 2011, Nathan is now being held without bail, pending a competency hearing. Meanwhile Jasmine’s family and friends intend to hold a vigil for her Thursday night.
Though it may have been too late to save Jasmine, this story illustrates the importance of calling police when you suspect foul play.
Are you the type to intervene when you think something odd is going on?
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Hell to the yes. If I hear somethign out of the ordinary, I grad my 9 and go investigate. I knwo that’s how the black girl always ends up the first one killed in the movies, but I’d rather do something now, then regret it later.
A past episode has taught me this well.
#InvestigateDammit
@HERSHEY
“Then we get topping and touching we get to and ing
Now you know we be doing when your granny be missin’
We go to perfect positions, we get it popping now listen
Too much pleasure to measure she got the power to beat beat
We make it wanna get to me in a major way
Jackpot, jumpshot, that n*gga fade away
I mean play your way
I be on that elite sh*t, that HBK heartbreak kid freak s”
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:rollseyes:
AirForceGirl says:
That is one big Baby! I guess thats why her and Bey looked different on their side by side photos!?! Im just saying!
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I was waiting for somebody to say something
Unisex names = girls names.

I bet she practically enjoyed labor just knowing the end result would be getting that damn near 10 lb baby out of her. Congrats to them on their new big little one.
And to me “Courtney” is a girls name, but I know a couple of dudes named that. My boyfriend has a unisex name.
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I know a Courtney as well thats a guy, Desaray too..that shyt is gay to me
KyCakes says:
Apologies if this was already discussed, but:
On Friday morning, 23-year old Jasmine Moss was found stabbed to death in the trunk of her mother’s car. The Oxon Hill, Maryland, woman was 14 weeks pregnant with her first child and police have already taken her estranged boyfriend, Nathan Rogers, into custody on first-degree murder charges. But now a neighbor has come forward expressing guilt for hearing strange noises during the attack and not saying anything.
It woke me up out of my sleep,” Kim Jarmon recalled to ABC 7 News. “I didn’t realize what it was. I mean I heard the lady crying or moaning and making noises, but she never said words, and there was never another voice.”
Kim lives next door to Nathan Rogers, which is the home where the stabbing occurred, though she didn’t know the couple. After finding out about Jasmine’s tragic death she says she wishes she would have called the police that morning.
“I went to bed crying, and then when I woke up the next day, Saturday, I cried, because I felt like I could have done something or could have helped her, but I didn’t know what to do.”
The unborn baby appears to have been the source of strife between the couple. Nathan didn’t want Jasmine to keep the baby, which he had fathered, and he had recently denied that it was his child. Already on house arrest for an assault conviction in 2011, Nathan is now being held without bail, pending a competency hearing. Meanwhile Jasmine’s family and friends intend to hold a vigil for her Thursday night.
Though it may have been too late to save Jasmine, this story illustrates the importance of calling police when you suspect foul play.
Are you the type to intervene when you think something odd is going on?

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anybody else “act out” the emotes? no? me neeva
<—not doing this in real life
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Here we go with Be
ce sheesh
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I just wanted to start some ish!!! LOL. I never get a chance to log in when posts are fresh, so
here is my contribution!! 
Awww Congrats to them and Welcome Maxwell :hugs:
Ky this is terrible
and yes I intervene
The unborn baby appears to have been the source of strife between the couple. Nathan didn’t want Jasmine to keep the baby, which he had fathered, and he had recently denied that it was his child.
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Yeah… Those laws are a straight bytch homie.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
MzDimplez1123 says:
For some reason, I love when girls have male or unisex names.
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My daughter name is Jordan , but I think I should have spelled it Jordyn because the doctor office always say he, until they see her
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My nephew name is Jordyn
AirForceGirl says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Here we go with Be
ce sheesh
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I just wanted to start some ish!!! LOL. I never get a chance to log in when posts are fresh, so
here is my contribution!! 
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I wonder how long it will take for her body to “bounce” back.
@Man yes, but I don’t believe you would kill a female, so…

@KyCakes
That story reminds me of the Kitty Genovese story…sad…
Maxwell??? OK….
I’ve never associated “Maxwell” as Female and/or Unisex
“Courtney” I THOUGHT was A FEMALE Name ALSO regardless of the Foolish & Mindless that named THEIR SON THAT Though (Just MY Opinion…)
@KY

@ KY, that’s sad, if I hear antee thing out of the norm, epsecially if it wakes me up, I’m calling the popo. I’d rather be safe than sorry. Now the neighbor has to live with the fact that she could have saved that woman’s life. Sad.
I like unisex names…
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Ky this is terrible and yes I intervene
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There used to be a wannabe thug who lived across the street from me.
One night, i hear a commotion outside and open my door to see them sitting in a vehicle, he’s on top of her choking her out.
I grabbed my piece, walked to the car and tapped on the window with my muzzle.
I got all Ice Cube and said “We got a problem here?”
She was so grateful. I don’t pull my weapon unless I’m going to use it, but I sho’ woulda used it that night….
Are Jessica and Eric married??
@FE FE
“That story reminds me of the Kitty Genovese story…sad…”
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is that the lady that was murdered in front of a horde of people who all did nothing?
Oohh @Man I’m tellin’!!
Wait just a damn minute! I JUST read “her” name.
Maxwell Drew Johnson?
Maxwell, like the male singer?
Drew, like “Drew” Peterson the dude that killed his chick? (Drew Barrymore don’t count in this instance)
Johnson, like the Johnson-Jackson family reunion type deal?
i still got a fuggin whole 1/2 day to go tho??
On Friday morning, 23-year old Jasmine Moss was found stabbed to death in the trunk of her mother’s car. The Oxon Hill, Maryland, woman was 14 weeks pregnant with her first child and police have already taken her estranged boyfriend, Nathan Rogers, into custody on first-degree murder charges. But now a neighbor has come forward expressing guilt for hearing strange noises during the attack and not saying anything.
It woke me up out of my sleep,” Kim Jarmon recalled to ABC 7 News. “I didn’t realize what it was. I mean I heard the lady crying or moaning and making noises, but she never said words, and there was never another voice.”
Kim lives next door to Nathan Rogers, which is the home where the stabbing occurred, though she didn’t know the couple. After finding out about Jasmine’s tragic death she says she wishes she would have called the police that morning.
“I went to bed crying, and then when I woke up the next day, Saturday, I cried, because I felt like I could have done something or could have helped her, but I didn’t know what to do.”
The unborn baby appears to have been the source of strife between the couple. Nathan didn’t want Jasmine to keep the baby, which he had fathered, and he had recently denied that it was his child. Already on house arrest for an assault conviction in 2011, Nathan is now being held without bail, pending a competency hearing. Meanwhile Jasmine’s family and friends intend to hold a vigil for her Thursday night.
Though it may have been too late to save Jasmine, this story illustrates the importance of calling police when you suspect foul play.
Are you the type to intervene when you think something odd is going on?
that’s fukkd up may she RIP. i would intervene if i was sure something was going down by calling the cops
@Man
Yep, she was stabbed to death. During the attack she got away for a little while, the killer came BACK and stabbed her some more….folks in the apartment complex heard her and saw her and no one did anything…
I’m not gonna investigate sh*t, but I will not hesitate to call them peoples.
KyCakes says:
She was so grateful.
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Did you see dude over there anymore after that?
Hershey says:
@ KY, that’s sad, if I hear antee thing out of the norm, epsecially if it wakes me up, I’m calling the popo. I’d rather be safe than sorry. Now the neighbor has to live with the fact that she could have saved that woman’s life. Sad.
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And I do to, but I’m always afraid they won’t respond in time.
I simply use the legal justification that another person’s life was in danger, that’s why I pulled.
oh & ion like her name tho
i only like certain unisex names
since when is maxwell unisex tho? ohhhh maxwell shaw atty at law
Although I do think Maxwell is a boy name that’s such a J Simpson thing to do
My mama gained almost 100lbs w/me thanks to gestational (sp) diabetes she NEVER let’s me forget it!
Jessica’s body is tore up right about now. She better go under the knife now or no about of Jenny Craig or Weight Watches will be able to combat that struggle. I HATE Maxwell by the way…
@Blue nope…rumor is he won’t sign a prenup and I’ve never know Maxwell to be unisex…they could’ve named her Maxine…her name is just too masculine for me but I’m not the mom or pappy so
@FAYLA her name was Maxine Shawn
Erika Alexander
<<not callin dem people
Years ago a my father got into it with a dude on the street. He was like 55 (my dad) he fell and broke his knee. Dude then started to drag my father in a building so he started screaming for help. Streets were crowded noone moved, dude dragged my dad in the building and beat him with a bat pretty badly. took my father over a year to heal enough to walk and about 5 till he got all the screws out and such. Let me see something go down and see how quickly I’m intervening or calling somebody….
DAMN, that’s sad about that woman!
I’m happy for them!!! And I like the name but I also like boy names on girls
It’s different without being weird
Are you the type to intervene when you think something odd is going on?
for her and the other young woman found dead in a abandoned apt in Temple Hills, MD! SMDH
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Glad I came back into lurk and yes I am one to intervene I’ve made anonymous tips to detectives before and did so recently! I
I HAD An Uncle named Renee (I THINK He spelled it “Renae” Though…)
I JUST Found it Quite ODD referring to him as UNCLE RENAE Though
Years ago a my father got into it with a dude on the street. He was like 55 (my dad) he fell and broke his knee. Dude then started to drag my father in a building so he started screaming for help. Streets were crowded noone moved, dude dragged my dad in the building and beat him with a bat pretty badly. took my father over a year to heal enough to walk and about 5 till he got all the screws out and such. Let me see something go down and see how quickly I’m intervening or calling somebody….
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WOW sorry to hear such! I go off of instinct and then I go off a feeling that just won’t let up I normally prefer to mind my business but sometimes the urge is soooo strong it propels you in to action!
congrats to Jessica and I will call the po po’s in a heartbeat if I think something is wrong, thats what they are there for and if I was in trouble I would want somebody to all them for me. Nowadays I know people wont confront other people but daym whats so hard in picking up a phone and calling 9-1-1 to help somebody smh….
@Bibi
That’s really sad, my dad got jumped a few years ago by a man on the street as well…my dad is crippled already, but this fool didn’t give a fukk…he beat the shyt out of my dad who was like early 50’s at the time….no one did anything to help in that instance either…
Courtney is a unisex name to me, I have always known a male Courtney from grade school to college
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
anybody else “act out” the emotes? no? me neeva
<—not doing this in real life
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Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
What’s in the name :confused:
Mr.BluPhi says:
Are Jessica and Eric married??
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Married????? Chile please get with it shacking up is what it do baby. Are they married u are so funny Blu
I KID I KID
Yall been depressing a nigga today.
Someone needs to put up an azzshot or something to lighten the mood.
Is that my EHUSBAND?!! Oh but it is :cofee:
Hello Everyone
Not quite sure how I feel about unisex names but then again I didnt put much thought into it.
Big ass baby! Congrats to the couple.
I love masculine names and names that can be a first or last name.
She would have gotten soooo much side eye if that was a 6 pounder.
prynsexxx says:
KyCakes says:
She was so grateful.
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Did you see dude over there anymore after that?
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I did. After the choke out incident, he thought I was out to get him.
It was his Momma’s townhome, but she let her kids take over and party and fluck it up.
So one night, I was sittin’ outside, sippin my Crown, and they were having a big party. While this was going on, one of the partygoers got their car repossessed.
Why did this fool come over the next day and accuse me of masterminding that chit?
I told him, no boo boo, your friend wasn’t paying their car note.
:eyeroll:
Simple azz…..
They ended up getting evicted for the noise and the knee-grow-dom, but I was not concerned about his young azz
@Choco & Fefe thanks. U never know who u could be helping. I seen a dude hitting a female one time and went right up to dude like she’s scared I sure as chit am NOT so unless u about to take me next, keep it rolling. Dumb thing to do but right then and there I was so heated…..
@Ky that story is messed up and I don’t investigate (me being a smaller woman on my own and all) but I will call the police if something don’t sound or look right. She was right next door and could hear all that and did nothing :smh: but I won’t judge cause I know she’s judging herself hard enough right now
@Elove, Courtney was a boy’s name first. I like it better as a boy’s name to be honest
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second time is the charm
Now I have to go google Kitty Genovese, never heard of this story before.
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego What’s in the name
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Tikitikitimbonosahrembocherrybarryruchipitperrypimbo …..
Anyone ever read THAT ^^^^^ book? No? Me either.
My son’s name is Jordan.
@ Man….Does Big Guhl know you been messin around?
I will call the popo. I’ve even called CPS on a former friend.
I wont ever put myself in the situation where I would have to defend myself if shyt goes wrong especially domestic things but I will call 911
@Harlem
:2dance:
You guys ever seen what would you do on ABC? My ass is always on the side of standing up for others. I like for things to be fair even if that means I will not get the most.
KY good thing you did
I will never forget I was in the drive-thru in Portillo’s, the line was long, so I’m just sitting and waiting..when I see this Italian couple come out of this club/restaurant. As soon as the couple walk outside he slams his girlfriend/wife on the ground…I’m like oh no he didn’t…the valet precedes to go get his car, now remind you the woman is still laying on the ground…crying and shat…the valet brings the car so the man politely walks to his car, the woman gets up and runs to the car as the man is driving off…she’s holding onto the car handle and everything…so she gets in and he just started hitting her in the face and bashing her face into the steering wheel…I yell to my OLDER brother who is in the car with me to help her…and he responded I’m not getting into that…I just looked at him like “really dude”…so I called the police and gave them the description of the car and his license plates number..so since we were in a GOOD neighborhood the police came right away and took that bastard to jail…oh did I mention her face was a bloody mess
Are you the type to intervene when you think something odd is going on?
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depends…. if I hear a couple arguing, naw Imma mind my business. If I hear gun shots or a women crying, Imma call the police…
My dad broke into this apartment my mom was at, and they were fighting. She says she slipped and hit her head on the sink, and thats when he dragged her in the livingroom and started beatin her. Sad part, he was beating her while she was unconscious. Some neighbors did call the police and when they kicked the door in, he stopped.
I cant help but think that if the police had not come, he would have killed her. I mean she was already unconscious.
So yeah when I think its something a little odd, I would call the police…
FE FE :2dance: to soul train theme music *whispers dont ask just dance*
HARLEM
Hershey says:
Now I have to go google Kitty Genovese, never heard of this story before.
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Girl it’s SAD! Psychology courses use this story to understand how the human mind works when it’s in shock or dismay…. I think it happened back in the 70’s or something like that…
You guys ever seen what would you do on ABC?
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I love that show. Impulsively, I would be the one speaking out in most of those situations but its never anything violent going on
MissHarlem says:
You guys ever seen what would you do on ABC? My ass is always on the side of standing up for others. I like for things to be fair even if that means I will not get the most.
KY good thing you did
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There’s plenty of situations I wouldn’t intervene in, but @Choco is spot on. That urge will overpower common sense.
I’ve always been a crime fighter in my head, so that’s my issue.
I know more male Courtney’s than I do female ones.
One of them is my 17 yo’s godfather
(I miss your cray azz too SON
if you or some of our peepa reading lol)
And him and ANOTHER male Court I came up… with have AN ENTIRE unisex name.
Their names are..first unisex name-middle unisex name-last name.
Heeyyyyy BOO !!! (Yes IT IS I Though…)

@FeFe that was one of the first true crime stories I read about.
She was banging on windows, running down the street screaming and noone did A DAMN THING
Bibi says:
Years ago a my father got into it with a dude on the street. He was like 55 (my dad) he fell and broke his knee. Dude then started to drag my father in a building so he started screaming for help. Streets were crowded noone moved, dude dragged my dad in the building and beat him with a bat pretty badly. took my father over a year to heal enough to walk and about 5 till he got all the screws out and such. Let me see something go down and see how quickly I’m intervening or calling somebody….
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yeah this is why I would at least call the police. I mean to sit and do nothing just doesn’t seem right. And thank GOD your father didn’t get murdered. Sad man
My friends dad who is 68 was talking to his friend 67 and the 67 yr old wanted the 68 year old to let him borrow money and he said that he didn’t feel comfortable doing that. Well 67 year old 35 yr old son decided to get in the middle and beefed up to 68 yr old and 68 yr old laid his azz out. His daddy after he got knowcked out: That’s what yo azz gets for getting in grown folks biness!
KyCakes says:
@FeFe that was one of the first true crime stories I read about.
She was banging on windows, running down the street screaming and noone did A DAMN THING
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Girl just reading the DETAILS makes me ill….some folks even sat down and WATCHED what was happening to her!
LAKES
you in your glory with your damn lakers
KY I dig that though
EAZY no its never anything violent but more so the social acceptance of bs in our society that bothers the crap out of me
*sigh*
my EHUSBAND though 
Oh I get it! JSimp has ALWAYS been a huge fan of the Maxi dress, she’ll probably just call her Maxi. *ignoring sanitary napkin jokes*
Girl knocked on my door not too long ago talking bout open up he’s trying to kill me….I said well my kids here so no but I will call the cops for u…Ain’t risking mine but I’ll try
MissHarlem says:
KY I dig that though
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Did’cha hear that ery’ones? @MissHarlem digs my crime fighting style…
Don’t get me gassed, girl. It’s been a loooonnnngggggg time and right now, a compliment will have me shedding my draws like Ev did for her mammogram….
KDub says:
I know more male Courtney’s than I do female ones.
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me too. The first time I met a girl named Courtney, I thought she had a boy name.
One of my female students is named Hunter and she has a sister named Henry. The first day of school I was taking roll and when she raised her hand, I thought she was joking. And I really got discombobulated when I found out they had a brother named Hemely (like Emily with a “H” )…
They just naming kids whatever the hell they want.
BIBI didnt mean to laugh but that is real
@Mr. Blu
Thanks. When he described yelling help me help me and they just looked at him…..
@missharlem
:hugs:
KY
I am not the one bc I do like that and will be that devil on your shoulder all the while praying that it ends right
<— SMH at my logic. Wait hol up I dont watch bblames did she take her clothes off for a mammo?!! A grown woman?!! Nah you had to add that for comedic relief
I see you @Elove
Not to start a war but what does it say about woman having all these male names and then…FORGET I EVEN SAID IT!! I guess when/if I have a boy I am going to name it MALE
I think there’s just been too many instances where innocent people who tried to help were murdered and now most people are scared and don’t want to lose their lives behind strangers…I honestly can’t say what I’d do…not too long ago I was privy to some domestic issues…I told the girl there’s numbers she can call and told dude to stop with the mental games then I went and got my food…when I came back there was no police like ole girl said she was going to call so who am I to care more than you care for yourself
@MissH I told my coworkers the parents better not say ish if she becomes gay
*tasteless joke but still*
My dad broke into this apartment my mom was at, and they were fighting. She says she slipped and hit her head on the sink, and thats when he dragged her in the livingroom and started beatin her. Sad part, he was beating her while she was unconscious. Some neighbors did call the police and when they kicked the door in, he stopped.
I cant help but think that if the police had not come, he would have killed her. I mean she was already unconscious.
So yeah when I think its something a little odd, I would call the police…
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:hugs: That touched me really to have to see something like that as a child or even know about it is chilling!
Blu I like Henry for a girl but I’d spell it Henri
Boy names are cuter in some ways to me than cutesy girly names. I think I need another baby so I can do something with all these baby names I’m hoarding 
@Bibi I had to run to a neighbor’s house and I thank God that the man (who I didn’t even know) was a pastor and took me right on in and let me stay til the police came in. When I moved my neighbors would listen to me scream and do not a damn thing and I knew they could hear cause the walls were then and then the next day they’d see me all messed up and say something stupid like “are you okay”
<—- LIVED DOWNSTAIRS FROM THIS COUPLE AND THE DUDE US'TA BEAT THE BA-RAKES OF THE CHICK! One day, I heard her screaming and I'm like
so I call the cops. They come, of course the bish didn't wanna press charges and said it was the baby that screamed. I was convinced it was more. Soooo, one night starting around 10:00 p.m. I heard this loud azz thud….WOKE ME STRAIGHT UP (yeah, sleep at 10..NO LIFE) so I jumped up. It got quiet so I layed back down. I hear another thud and this chick screaming. It was summer time out so we both had our windows open. I really thought about not calling them boys because every since I called them the 1st time, they both had a problem with me AND HE TRIED TO WALK ME DOWN but thought better of it when I pulled that razor up out my hair. Sooooo, she crying and screaming tom'bout "ppl gon' hear me, please stop…THIS MUTHAFCK GON' SAY "I DON'T GIVE A FCK ABOUT'CHU, WHAT MAKES YOU THANK I GIVE A FCK ABOUT THEM?" I was like
I straight called them boys on his azz, went upstairs outside their door, took my phone and recorded that shyt so they couldn't lie this time. Needless to say, about 1 month later, he had a stroke and had to be placed into a nursing home. He as all of 35 years old! 
My daughter’s name is Avery. It’s a unisex name cause there is an Avery(boy) in her class.
MissHarlem says:
KY I am not the one bc I do like that and will be that devil on your shoulder all the while praying that it ends right <— SMH at my logic. Wait hol up I dont watch bblames did she take her clothes off for a mammo?!! A grown woman?!! Nah you had to add that for comedic relief
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Noep. She got bucket for a mammogram….
@Tatted you took a razor out of your hair?
Get it, girl….
when I pulled that razor up out my hair
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Yews a gangsta you know that?
:2dance:
Eazy says: Maxwell cant be uni-sex to me. Thats a boys name
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yeah, that one i can’t really imagine going both ways. how come there are no boys named sarah or jillian?
@K-Dub
You Know I LUVS You Woman
@Tatted you took a razor out of your hair?
Get it, girl….
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I just said that ish…………
I seen a dude hitting a female one time and went right up to dude like she’s scared I sure as chit am NOT so unless u about to take me next, keep it rolling. Dumb thing to do but right then and there I was so heated…..
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You are brave I know its hard to sit back and watch that chit but you are brave!
@Ms. Everything
:hugs: I cant give u enough of these.. :hugs: There are still good people and we need to see them more often….
@KDub ION wanna fluck with Tatted…..
Alaways have to watch out for them lil’ ones….
…thought better of it when I pulled that razor up out my hair.
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I
you! A ole gansta bish!
lawwwd this black dude just came in here wearing Wrangler jeans!
prynsexxx says: I wonder how long it will take for her body to “bounce” back.
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according to stans, in as few as 2 days….
free says:
Eazy says: Maxwell cant be uni-sex to me. Thats a boys name
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yeah, that one i can’t really imagine going both ways. how come there are no boys named sarah or jillian?
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Ever heard the Johnny Cash song ‘A Boy Named Sue’?
@Tatted (Wit The RAZOR in The Hair…)
YEAH That’s Str8 Female GANGSTA SHYT Though (Gotta Respect THAT…)
Mr.BluPhi says: One of my female students is named Hunter and she has a sister named Henry. The first day of school I was taking roll and when she raised her hand, I thought she was joking. And I really got discombobulated when I found out they had a brother named Hemely (like Emily with a “H” )…
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about 1 month later, he had a stroke and had to be placed into a nursing home. He as all of 35 years old!
God works in mysterious ways
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@SIS
I KNEW U WAS AN ESE AT HEART!! **SLIDES BLADE OUT OF MOUTH..BOOBS..SOCK..AND DRAWS** FAWK A HELPLESS BISH!
@Choco
Not really, I try to think of it as what if it were me.
I’m the type to like to pay for your groceries and chit if u ain’t got it. Folks think I’m mean as hell but not really 
:whistles: @Tatted
“I need a gangsta bytch (A Gansta Bytch)
I wanna gangsta boogie with my gangsta bytch, I need a, I want a….”
Ya’ll remember he died last year? Apache, that is…..
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
lawwwd this black dude just came in here wearing Wrangler jeans!
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I JUST HOLLARED!!
Hell yeah I would intervene!! Community policing is fundamental! Unless you’re doing it like Zimmerman!
@ Ky, KDub, Fe – Ya’ll know I’m part messican!
I us’ta rock them joint’s under my tongue when I was young and ain’t no shyt…not realizing I could swallow the bish, slice my tongue, my insides. But yeah, there were mean muggin’ me for a while so I felt uncomfortable and for good reason I see. This fool gon’ try and walk me down tom’bout what he was boutta do. Ya’ll no I only a inch higher than a flea in height. I wiped that shyt up out my hair and he got all “Bob Whitfield” eye’d on me and was like “gon’ fo’ I beat’cho azz!” I was like “who azz you gon’ beat, nigga?? NOBODIES BUT THAT DUMB AZZ TRICK YOU GOT!” But you see he ain’t make one mo’ step AFTER he saw that razor. He got straight “bish-made” and was runnin’ that trap! THAT’S ALL! I would’ve been having straight CUBED steak ala ‘ol boy that night after I sliced and diced that azz! 
@KyCakes SAID:
Ever heard the Johnny Cash song ‘A Boy Named Sue’?
THOSE YT Country Singer BEEN Kicking Some OUTLANDISH SHYT Though
@Bibi I had to run to a neighbor’s house and I thank God that the man (who I didn’t even know) was a pastor and took me right on in and let me stay til the police came in. When I moved my neighbors would listen to me scream and do not a damn thing and I knew they could hear cause the walls were then and then the next day they’d see me all messed up and say something stupid like “are you okay”
They are stupid! Im crazy tho when you start hitting on me Im fighting you back Im fighting you off and if that don’t work Im
that azz!
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@Bibi :hugs: I’m good now. I will say though that after he left for good, if he came creeping around my neighbors would give me a heads up that they saw him and once they knew he’d moved out if I even so much as dropped a plate somebody was knocking asking if everything was okay. I think they were just afraid to get involved to be honest
I understand but still
@ ELove & SIS – HEYUL YEAH! I will rock a blade in a MIN, HON-TEE!
<— won't call 911 … I'll do one better and call D-A-D
@KyCakes
THAT “Gangsta BOOGIE” !!!

Ya’ll no I only a inch higher than a flea in height. I wiped that shyt up out my hair and he got all “Bob Whitfield” eye’d on me and was like “gon’ fo’ I beat’cho azz!” I was like “who azz you gon’ beat, nigga?? NOBODIES BUT THAT DUMB AZZ TRICK YOU GOT!” But you see he ain’t make one mo’ step AFTER he saw that razor. He got straight “bish-made” and was runnin’ that trap! THAT’S ALL! I would’ve been having straight CUBED steak ala ‘ol boy that night after I sliced and diced that azz!
@ Cubed Steak 
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Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
lawwwd this black dude just came in here wearing Wrangler jeans!
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@Elove
Yup
@Choco
Not really, I try to think of it as what if it were me. I’m the type to like to pay for your groceries and chit if u ain’t got it. Folks think I’m mean as hell but not really
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:hugs: You are blessed because you share whatever blessings you have it should be that way!
Not Wranglers, Fay!
How unfortunate
Choco aka Hippie says:
about 1 month later, he had a stroke and had to be placed into a nursing home. He as all of 35 years old!
God works in mysterious ways
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Sure does. He was evil as fck, Choco. They had a baby. He would sit in the car while she took up the baby, the grocery bags, etc. He NEVER carried the baby and when he did, he’d put the car seat on the ground NEXT to the car on the passenger side, go get in the driver side while she still ain’t come down yet. When she FINALLY come down, she would pick the baby off the ground and buckle the carseat in. HE GOT ALL HE DESERVED. I remember she was skinny, but he loved to fck big broads. At around 4:30 in the mornin’ me and my ex was awakened to our doorbell going owf because one of the big bishes was tryna get into the building…we were the 1st apt so EVERYBODY rang I bell. I came out with my hammer and told that bish stay up owf my bell. WE AIN’T FCKIN’ so ease that plump azz fanga up owf my shyt!
Choco best believe he came out of those fights with some kinda scar, I might not be able to knock a nigga out with my fists but I’ll pick up something and crack you upside the head with it (as he learned many times) and I think I’ve said before some of those fights I did in fact start so I can’t even cry victim on some
Tatted u don’t be playing,
Better safe than sorry
Is that Kris Jenner in your avi @KyCakes??

@Choco
Yes!!! Cuz u might beat me now being a man and all but best believe Imma get some licks in, taking an eye out something. If I gots to wait till u sleep or some chit u will pay…..
Anyone ever try u and force u to recreate that scene where Angela Basset burned all that stuff??? Me either
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
lawwwd this black dude just came in here wearing Wrangler jeans!
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I’ve always been a crime fighter in my head, so that’s my issue.
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Girl,
not you thinking you Damon Williams in that movie Blankman
I came out with my hammer and told that bish stay up owf my bell. WE AIN’T FCKIN’ so ease that plump azz fanga up owf my shyt!
I swear meeting you in person and reading this shyt KEEPS me in stitches!!
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@Everyone
Tatted is the sweetest, nicest, smallest, cutest little thing!
@ Choco – REAL TALK! I remember he was getting pissed I was gettin’ at him verbally that day. He was like “dyke bish!” I said “SHUT THE FCK UP BEFORE I FCK YOU GIRL” He was pissed AS FCK! That’s when he decided to walk me down!
Thanks Choco :hugs:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Ky, KDub, Fe – Ya’ll know I’m part messican! I us’ta rock them joint’s under my tongue when I was young and ain’t no shyt…not realizing I could swallow the bish, slice my tongue, my insides. But yeah, there were mean muggin’ me for a while so I felt uncomfortable and for good reason I see. This fool gon’ try and walk me down tom’bout what he was boutta do. Ya’ll no I only a inch higher than a flea in height. I wiped that shyt up out my hair and he got all “Bob Whitfield” eye’d on me and was like “gon’ fo’ I beat’cho azz!” I was like “who azz you gon’ beat, nigga?? NOBODIES BUT THAT DUMB AZZ TRICK YOU GOT!” But you see he ain’t make one mo’ step AFTER he saw that razor. He got straight “bish-made” and was runnin’ that trap! THAT’S ALL! I would’ve been having straight CUBED steak ala ‘ol boy that night after I sliced and diced that azz!
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ARE YOU SURE WE NOT KINFOLK???? I AM A BLADE USER. MY HABIT BEGAN AT AN EARLY AGE WHEN I USED TO THROW KNIVES AT MY SIBLINGS.
I am not allowed to have a gun. Some mess about temper issues. Like who me???
@Phro why yes. Yes it is…..
I cried when she was trying to be all classy at the White House Correspondents Dinner over the weekend.
Kept thinking about my SR gravi and shaking my head…..
Did anyone else peep that?
Obama clowned ery’one and their Momma….
Saw a woman who kept counting her money in the line at the grocery store and trying to put stuff back. I was behind her and when she put the stuff back I picked it up and paid for it. Gave her the bag when I caught up to her. She was crying and I told her when she has it so the same for someone else.
TATTED
< razorless hug though. Thats what his ass gets he lucky all he got was a stoke
KY that bish is lame for gettin naked for a mammo
NAIJA girl dont even get me started on that topic
shirt just tucked in all TIGHT around that belly in them Wranglers
<—smh
@ Fay, Smonae & Fe – SERIOUSLY, I am the sweetest person on the face of the earth. UNFORTUNATELY, most ppl interpret that as weak! These fools don’t know I us’ta be a STRAIGHT MENACE IN THIS BISH!” God watches over fools and babies honey…and I was a straight fool who for years looked like a baby!
I’m grateful!
@KY
When did she take that?!?!?!?!? 
@Gypsy God bless you!!!! :hugs:
Ms.Fashion says:
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Ky, KDub, Fe – Ya’ll know I’m part messican! I us’ta rock them joint’s under my tongue when I was young and ain’t no shyt…not realizing I could swallow the bish, slice my tongue, my insides. But yeah, there were mean muggin’ me for a while so I felt uncomfortable and for good reason I see. This fool gon’ try and walk me down tom’bout what he was boutta do. Ya’ll no I only a inch higher than a flea in height. I wiped that shyt up out my hair and he got all “Bob Whitfield” eye’d on me and was like “gon’ fo’ I beat’cho azz!” I was like “who azz you gon’ beat, nigga?? NOBODIES BUT THAT DUMB AZZ TRICK YOU GOT!” But you see he ain’t make one mo’ step AFTER he saw that razor. He got straight “bish-made” and was runnin’ that trap! THAT’S ALL! I would’ve been having straight CUBED steak ala ‘ol boy that night after I sliced and diced that azz!
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ARE YOU SURE WE NOT KINFOLK???? I AM A BLADE USER. MY HABIT BEGAN AT AN EARLY AGE WHEN I USED TO THROW KNIVES AT MY SIBLINGS.
I am not allowed to have a gun. Some mess about temper issues. Like who me???

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gypsyeyes says:
Saw a woman who kept counting her money in the line at the grocery store and trying to put stuff back. I was behind her and when she put the stuff back I picked it up and paid for it. Gave her the bag when I caught up to her. She was crying and I told her when she has it so the same for someone else.
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That’s so beautiful….those opportunities feel so GOOD to be able to take advantage of…it is SO much better to give than to receive!
I know y’all off topic and whatnot BUT on another site it explains that Maxwell is her fiance’s middle name and Drew is her mom’s maiden name so the name has meaning. While I wouldn’t name my child that, it’s better than ‘Blue Ivy’.
The Makeup Maven says:
@ Choco – REAL TALK! I remember he was getting pissed I was gettin’ at him verbally that day. He was like “dyke bish!” I said “SHUT THE FCK UP BEFORE I FCK YOU GIRL”
Just got this image of Ebesite with a blade…..
Then I scrolled up and saw this……
@ HARLEM –
YOU ARE CRAZY! I’m never a starter…BUT FINISHER, I CAN DO! 
Usher Raymond and his ex wife Tameka have been ordered by a judge to come to an agreement regarding custody and child support for their two sons…
From TMZ
The singer and his ex-wife showed up to Fulton County Court this morning — where a judge ordered the couple to try and hash out a temporary custody agreement in private mediation.
They’ve had all morning to work something out — but if they don’t come to terms soon … they’ll face the judge again this afternoon … when he’ll impose a temporary order, deciding how Usher and Tameka will split their time with their kids.
The order will also address child support.
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children are a lifetime so be more selective on who becomes a parent to your child
@Gypsy
See that’s beautiful…..
GYPSY
that lil story warmed my heart I like people like that. I almost always do that when an elder struggles I will pay for the stuff. And I have a weak side for black elderly.
Aww that was really sweet of u Gypsy.
If u see someone honestly needs help & not trying 2 run game how can u not help, esp if u have it to give.. ijs
@Tatted
I always thought something was wrong with me but then I joined this site 
I swear u give my life girl
MissH
I won’t
gypsyeyes says:
Saw a woman who kept counting her money in the line at the grocery store and trying to put stuff back. I was behind her and when she put the stuff back I picked it up and paid for it. Gave her the bag when I caught up to her. She was crying and I told her when she has it so the same for someone else.
*sniff sniff*
a woman after mine own heart! 
JMO says:
I’ve always been a crime fighter in my head, so that’s my issue.
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But that was funny
So ladies,I have a question…. I want to buy my mother a pair of shoes for her B-day..But according to my sister mom’s doesn’t wear a heel bigger than a half inch..or a thick heel..For some reason all that sounds ugly.So what I’m thinking is what if I buy them for her for Mother’s Day to give her time to break them in and get use to them?? Would feeling guilty make her wear them,or should I buy her granny pumps??
Can I get that Tron, Can I get that Remy
Can I get that coke, Can I get that Henny
Can I get that Margarita on the rock rock rocks
Can I get salt all around that rim, rim, rim, rim
TATTED crazy why
CD FENTY says:
@Tatted
I always thought something was wrong with me but then I joined this site 
I swear u give my life girl
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@Phrozen-ONE @KyCakes
I was WONDERING THAT Also (That AVI…) But I didn’t want to Sound MADD-Stoopid Asking Though
@ Ebestie
<– angel in disguise
HE GOT ALL HE DESERVED
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Im laughing so hard at you saying I will fuk your girl and hammer
@MSE and Bibi
Yep cuz I don’t start none but I will FINISH YOU
Yeah I can’t play victim Im not even myself when it comes to defense at all!
@E-Love
No matter how bad u have it someone has it worse….and ole dude grew up at times with no food and that’s something I cant fathom…I grew up poor but I sure didn’t know it…..
PHRO first off
and second the shoes you are describing are def better now and cute. Not that mary jane ugly my first pair kinda thing that it use to be. This season especially flats and low heels are the business and I am a HEEL girl 5 sometimes 6 days out of the week
There is nothing like not having money to feed your children. I have been there not long ago and received blessing after blessing. If I can I will help someone out. I will give you the shirt off of my back. It was just the frustration in her eyes but being strong in front of her kids that I saw myself in her. My testimony is something else…Sometimes you never know with people.
“Bob Whitfield” eye’d >>>
@Phro buy her the shoes she likes cause your ish will end up in the closet collecting dust…you can buy her some cute flats (you know they do make those)
@ CD – Shiiiiid…I ALWAYS thought I was owf! I learned my lesson when I had to dog walk this youngin’ on my 35th birthday. I gave that drunk cunt a propah azz whoopin’! AFTERWARDS, I had to ask for forgiveness because #1, I was too old to be squaring up like that and #2, I felt bad because I know she woke up the next day like “what happened!” HELL, she kept pickin’ with me the entire night!
Phrozen1der says:
So ladies,I have a question…. I want to buy my mother a pair of shoes for her B-day..But according to my sister mom’s doesn’t wear a heel bigger than a half inch..or a thick heel..For some reason all that sounds ugly.So what I’m thinking is what if I buy them for her for Mother’s Day to give her time to break them in and get use to them?? Would feeling guilty make her wear them,or should I buy her granny pumps??
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Better off getting her a gift card from nine west or suntin
@Phro
Not kitten heels
Phrozen1der says:
So ladies,I have a question…. I want to buy my mother a pair of shoes for her B-day..But according to my sister mom’s doesn’t wear a heel bigger than a half inch..or a thick heel..For some reason all that sounds ugly.So what I’m thinking is what if I buy them for her for Mother’s Day to give her time to break them in and get use to them?? Would feeling guilty make her wear them,or should I buy her granny pumps??
Stick with the basics perfume/jewerly, money
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Phro please dont buy moms no kitten heels
gypsyeyes says:
There is nothing like not having money to feed your children. I have been there not long ago and received blessing after blessing. If I can I will help someone out. I will give you the shirt off of my back. It was just the frustration in her eyes but being strong in front of her kids that I saw myself in her. My testimony is something else…Sometimes you never know with people.
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<— Hates baby heel/kitten heel shoes and they all remind me of @Man because of this damn blog.
If she likes them Phro, I say get them. Whats wrong with a gift card? Not creative enough?
@Harlem Ok cool,cause I was thinking LB’s but that might be too much for mom dukes..So I came to reality and checked out ALDO and saw some 3.75-4inchers that seemed like they wouldn’t take her life..I just can’t get into buying my mom easter shoes circa the 1940’s…iCannot..
@ GYPSY
I LOVE STUFF LIKE THAT! Girl, that’s a blessing!
Hello everyone
Had to get my
real quick
Would feeling guilty make her wear them,or should I buy her granny pumps??
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Buy the granny pumps she could take it the wrong way if you give her something you know she can’t wear and you end up with a shoe upside your head
@Tatted SAID:
He was like “dyke bish!” I said “SHUT THE FCK UP BEFORE I FCK YOU GIRL”
I BEST COMEBACK EVER Though !!! I BET That nigga’s BALLZ Shrunk to the SIZE of “GREEN PEAS” Though
Can I get a Refill
Phrozen1der says:
@Harlem Ok cool,cause I was thinking LB’s but that might be too much for mom dukes..So I came to reality and checked out ALDO and saw some 3.75-4inchers that seemed like they wouldn’t take her life..I just can’t get into buying my mom easter shoes circa the 1940?s…iCannot..
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Giftcard
dont think to hard when it comes to womens shoes, 9 times out of 10 ya wrong bruh !
@ Gypsy I will be at the Super Wal-mart center purchasing groceries and what not, around 6ish, can you please follow me and purchse my things? I may not cry, but a bytch will skip her lil azz to her truck
#serious
#jk
#oknotjk
ALDO shoes aren’t the most comfortable for women…took me a few years to finally break my heels from them in
@Jmo This is the plan my sister and I decided..My sister is going to get her hair,nails and will probably assign paying for the outfit to my older brother or we’ll all split the cost. I feel like I have a better selection for shoe choices where I’m located than they do. So nah I’m not giving her a gift card,even if she ONLY wears them for the night and to take pics in I’ll be ok with that. But baby heels are the work of the devil and iRebuke it…
There is nothing like not having money to feed your children. I have been there not long ago and received blessing after blessing. If I can I will help someone out. I will give you the shirt off of my back. It was just the frustration in her eyes but being strong in front of her kids that I saw myself in her. My testimony is something else…Sometimes you never know with people.
@ DITTO!
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@Tatted SAID:
He was like “dyke bish!” I said “SHUT THE FCK UP BEFORE I FCK YOU GIRL
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OMG! I swear my bff(who is a butch) told this dude that in the club and I feel out laughing. He was shocked that she said that
PHRO
only you and ALDO currently have a sale they wont stop harrassing my damn inbox so take advantage
SAUCEY heyyyy lady
@Choco
@Jenie I’ma buy her ass some British Knights and call it a day eff it…
@ SAUCE
SAUCCEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!
Saucey
… How’s the new job?
@Harlem
NAIJA funny enough I always get the highest heels they have and could actually stay in them all night
@ ELove & Eazy – He was HEATED!!!! I swear I thought smoke came up out his nose and ears. That’s when he decided to walk me down…WAAHLAAH…PULLED OUT THAT BLADE and that was all she wrote. Walked back into my apt. like “come get it!”
Phrozen1der says:
But baby heels are the work of the devil and iRebuke it…
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My sister had me wearing baby heels at her wedding and I literally damn near broke my ankle.
I can not walk in small heels at all 
gypsyeyes says:
There is nothing like not having money to feed your children. I have been there not long ago and received blessing after blessing. If I can I will help someone out. I will give you the shirt off of my back. It was just the frustration in her eyes but being strong in front of her kids that I saw myself in her. My testimony is something else…Sometimes you never know with people.
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THAT’S GREAT GYPSY!!! HAVING COMPASSION IS A GREAT TRAIT!!! I LOVE IT!!
Congratulations!! I am happy that she finally had her baby.
@TATTED
DON’T BE TAKING NO SIP ON ME. I AM NOT THAT BAD!!!!
SAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
OH I ASKD ABOUT U EARLIER
DONT LEAVE ME!!!
I moved to CT after losing my place in ATL. Didn’t have a job but had mouths to feed. I had to apply for FS and they kept BS’ing me. I started school and they finally approved me so they owed me 2100 dollars in the end. There was no way I could have watched that woman struggling like that knowing what I was sitting on. I laugh and joke but I’ve been through a lot but my God is an awesome God and he saw me through it!
Saucey EZ Choco Phro Harlem ELovah :2dance: <—Soul Train line
But baby heels are the work of the devil and iRebuke it…
^^^^^^^ Felt this way since my first pair of heels for my 8th grade grad its not for everyone though
and git yo ass on for british knights. The commercial came on in my head ugh I hate you now
@ Ms.Fashion –
gypsyeyes says:
I moved to CT after losing my place in ATL. Didn’t have a job but had mouths to feed. I had to apply for FS and they kept BS’ing me. I started school and they finally approved me so they owed me 2100 dollars in the end. There was no way I could have watched that woman struggling like that knowing what I was sitting on. I laugh and joke but I’ve been through a lot but my God is an awesome God and he saw me through it!
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@Jenie I’ma buy her ass some British Knights and call it a day eff it…
Then you will be kicked in your azz 
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@MP
Pulls my pouch daiquri out the freezer and click clack all through my house. FREEDOM!!!!! 
I have some kitten heel house shoes that I wear around the house on special occasions and by special occasions I mean whem dem kids gone. They make me feel all rich and chit
@Jenie Like you scotting around and shyt…
gypsyeyes says:
I moved to CT after losing my place in ATL. Didn’t have a job but had mouths to feed. I had to apply for FS and they kept BS’ing me. I started school and they finally approved me so they owed me 2100 dollars in the end. There was no way I could have watched that woman struggling like that knowing what I was sitting on. I laugh and joke but I’ve been through a lot but my God is an awesome God and he saw me through it!

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@Phro
@MissH don’t make me hate you
love their shoes but their shoes don’t love my feet *I still buy them though
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sidenote: it’s always funny to me how we get offtopic and then a poster comes in blogging about the actual article and have me thinking ‘wtf are they talking about’ #random
@Fayla
@CHoco @Harlem
@CD That visual
So what we talking about?
Cd, Tatted, E-love, Choco, Jenie
@Jmo-
It’s going, still trying to get access to everything. Plus we in the middle of a state Audit so fools running around here like Ducks with no Quack
but my God is an awesome God and he saw me through it!
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Yes he is! Im so glad to know and love him like I do now it was a journey for me to find my faith but he stuck through it with me and I felt loved even more!
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Jenie I’ma buy her ass some British Knights and call it a day eff it…
Then you will be kicked in your azz 
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FAYLA :2dance: yessss you kept with the soul train theme me and FE FE been soul training by ourselves for a min now
Phrozen1der says:
@Jenie Like you scotting around and shyt…
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@Phro
And I be switching my ass off through that house click clack, click clack
Plus we in the middle of a state Audit so fools running around here like Ducks with no Quack
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ARRGGGGHHHHHH I used to hate those but now in my dept I don’t have to deal with our Audits and how about we have a auditor that works on site all the time like he might as well be one of our employees he’s been here for years
me —>
<—Granny Clampit's face
he gone need way more than baby wipes eh
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He may wanna learn about females and their shoes
NAIJA girl my ass be like
we aint talking bout that right now. That was 87 comments ago so no not random. I scroll past a lot of chit though 
@Jenie @CD
Dumb!!!
CD FENTY says:
@Phro
And I be switching my ass off through that house click clack, click clack
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MissHarlem says:
FAYLA yessss you kept with the soul train theme me and FE FE been soul training by ourselves for a min now
They make me feel all rich and chit Pulls my pouch daiquri out the freezer and click clack all through my house. FREEDOM!!!!!

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At 6’0″ I will put my full figured ass in some stillettos with the quickness. I raise my shoulders and straighten my back, you can’t tell me nothing. Let my azz put on a kitten heel and I will be hunched over going to the pound to get 13 cats and to the market for cottage cheese and fruit cocktail. Me no likey the kitten heel.
@Choco @Jenie I thought it would be nice to make her feel really special a’la sexy for her big 5-0…shoot me for caring.. *kicks rocks*
@Lakes
Awe you missed me you really missed me(Tear)
OK QUICK GIVE ME AN UPDATE……….
I NEED TO JOIN IN AND THEN JOIN OUT
so my supv (who’s hubby was my excoworker who passed away this past Dec 31) is already in love with another dude. prolly why ole dude is haunting the house now
I thought it would be nice to make her feel really special a’la sexy for her big 5-0…shoot me for caring..

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Awww cmere chum there will be no shooting – now what your mother really wants is some money honeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Phrozen1der says:
@Choco @Jenie I thought it would be nice to make her feel really special a’la sexy for her big 5-0…shoot me for caring.. *kicks rocks*
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she said they broke her bed this past weekend
gypsyeyes says:
Let my azz put on a kitten heel and I will be hunched over going to the pound to get 13 cats and to the market for cottage cheese and fruit cocktail. Me no likey the kitten heel.

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@Phro and ELove I saw that pic of Kris on the web.
Looks like a still shot from their show…..
prynsexxx says:
Wait just a damn minute! I JUST read “her” name.
Maxwell Drew Johnson?
Maxwell, like the male singer?
Drew is her ex brother-in-law. Watch, before the kid is in grade school, she is going to be called “Maxi”.
Drew, like “Drew” Peterson the dude that killed his chick? (Drew Barrymore don’t count in this instance)
Johnson, like the Johnson-Jackson family reunion type deal?
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Fayla, you got alot things going on over there huh?
I’m trying to pass this under the weatherness….but this vent over my head isn’t helping my cause,sitting at my desk wrapped up like a Shiite Muslim..

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
so my supv (who’s hubby was my excoworker who passed away this past Dec 31) is already in love with another dude. prolly why ole dude is haunting the house now
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My husband said if he dies that I have to stay by myself or he’s haunting the SHYT out of me! damn!
@FAYLA I’ve got your beautiful singing voice in my head right now
Awww cmere chum there will be no shooting – now what your mother really wants is some money honeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
My moms fave
What we talkin bout?

I aint giving her no money to buy kitten heels with @Choco
@Fefe He’s thoughtful
@Fay
Tell them to sit their HOT ARSH down _______________/
Shyt
@Phro so what’s wrong with jazzy flats
OMG @ Phro I look like Eddie Murphy when he first got to Tibet in the Golden Child. Come to work cute and by lunchtime I have on 7 layers of clothing.
Serious Question!! You know how are loved ones watch over us after thay pass on…Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
@Fefe
I say that
So the kids nickname will be Maxi?
she said they broke her bed this past weekend
She waiting 120 days what the problem is? 
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I aint giving her no money to buy kitten heels with @Choco
Look at least she can still wear heels so shut up about her kitten heels 
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@ SAUCE – Well, here goes….. WE WERE TOM’BOUT THE FOLLOWING:
1) What would you do if you saw a domestic dispute or any dispute
2) Somebody came all up in Fayla’s office wearing Wrangler Jeans (AND HE WAS BLACK)
3) I pulled a blade out on my neighbor and told him to shut THEE fck up before I fck his girl
4) GYPSY paid for a woman’s groceries
5) PHRO tryna buy his momma some Kitten Heels aka Grannie Heels
Correction used to
Phrozen1der says:
@Fefe He’s thoughtful
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HOWWWW????? I gotta have a life too! And I wouldn’t expect him to be alone for the rest of his life!
Or is there a censor box that always covers our goodies??
@Gypsy IKR
@Najia They aiight
….If you do feet and nails or pop gum while catching the bus…
@Phro
Yes they see ur pocket glide or fleshlight is it
Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
:hugs:
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They mind their business for the most part but you’re special you probably do it all day everyday so they talk to GAWD about you
Phrozen1der says:
Serious Question!! You know how are loved ones watch over us after thay pass on…Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
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naw, they see EVERYTHING. you wiping yourself, digging in your nose, fondling women.
Phrozen1der says:
Serious Question!! You know how are loved ones watch over us after thay pass on…Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
silly. But yes they see it all and will be laughing at you when you get to heaven!
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Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
she said they broke her bed this past weekend

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That wasn’t her. That was ‘ol dude hauntin’ them!
@Choco NO!!!
@Fefe
NAIJA
shhhhh! that’s posed to be on the LOW-LOW! thank u sugah 

mine said the EXACT same thing! long as he dont learn how to move stuff like in ghost, well… 
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JMO i cant keep up wit all this BS
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FeFe
Phrozen1der says:
Serious Question!! You know how are loved ones watch over us after thay pass on…Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
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Drew is her ex brother-in-law.
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That’s true, but she’s Drew, because that’s Jessica’s mother’s maiden name. Her name was Tina Drew, before she became a Simpson.
Phrozen1der says:
Serious Question!! You know how are loved ones watch over us after thay pass on…Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
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@Fayla
I told him, dude if you don’t go on and R.I.P…you gonna be standin’ there butt hurt watching me
Let my azz put on a kitten heel and I will be hunched over going to the pound to get 13 cats and to the market for cottage cheese and fruit cocktail. Me no likey the kitten heel.
I don’t own a pair but got dayum are they that bad 
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:rofl
The Makeup Maven says:
@ SAUCE – Well, here goes….. WE WERE TOM’BOUT THE FOLLOWING:
1) What would you do if you saw a domestic dispute or any dispute
2) Somebody came all up in Fayla’s office wearing Wrangler Jeans (AND HE WAS BLACK)
3) I pulled a blade out on my neighbor and told him to shut THEE fck up before I fck his girl
4) GYPSY paid for a woman’s groceries
5) PHRO tryna buy his momma some Kitten Heels aka Grannie Heels
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1) Depending on the issue.
2)Could his D**k breath?
3)When did this happen Baby Marlo
4)Very sweet speak volumes about you
5)Phro can have a seat with the Haunted Heffa(lol) ________/___/
@Choco NO!!!

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Phrozen1der says:
Serious Question!! You know how are loved ones watch over us after thay pass on…Do they see us masturbating and sexing or is that only viewable by GAWD??
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TaBew
That wasn’t her. That was ‘ol dude hauntin’ them!
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WUT they gone call her Maxi for short
Phrozen1der says:
But baby heels are the work of the devil and iRebuke it…
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The Power of Christ Compels you….
Bigbadwolf says:
Drew is her ex brother-in-law.
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That’s true, but she’s Drew, because that’s Jessica’s mother’s maiden name. Her name was Tina Drew, before she became a Simpson.
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LOL. I read the post about the maiden name. It was more fun to link her back to Nick. Seem like the media has her Eric, Nessa & Nick in a competition all the time.
PHRO oddly enough I thought about that several times. Like I wonder if gdma is watchin me be all kinds of nasty? Is she proud or does she
<— SMH
Seem like the media has her Eric, Nessa & Nick in a competition all the time.
I read something about Nick got married first so she had to have a baby first, all kind of foolishness.
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Bigbadwolf says:
Seem like the media has her Eric, Nessa & Nick in a competition all the time.
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I read something about Nick got married first so she had to have a baby first, all kind of foolishness.
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Jessica was planning her Wedding, and had to postpone it because she got pregnant. I bet Nick and Jess are still friends.