We would all be in big trouble if we were held to the same rigid standards that the media holds certain presidential candidates to.
GOP candidate Mitt Romney was forced to apologize today for boyhood pranks he committed while in high school decades ago. According to classmates of young Romney, Mitt allegedly cut the hair of a boy who he considered to be gay.
According to the liberal media, Romney objected to the boy’s bleached blonde locks. So he assembled “a posse” of friends to hold the boy down while he took a pair of scissors to his head.
The accusations came one day after President Obama made history by endorsing same sex marriages.
In a statement released today, Romney apologized for not being straitlaced and perfect in high school back in the 1960s.
Romney said: “Back in high school, you know, I did some dumb things. If anyone was hurt by that or offended by that, obviously I apologize. But overall, high school years were a long time ago.”
The boy whose hair was cut was expelled from high school for smoking and later died of liver cancer in 2004.
Too bad Mitt Romney didn’t know back then that he would be running for president in 2012, or he would have been as perfect as the rest of us.
Ummm, if this story is real that’s really SAD! I better not EVER run for public office, I was a Mean Girl in my latter years of high school!
Is GLADD lynching him yet?
If they go back into Obama’s past… they can do Mitt too..
Cutting off someone’s hair because you think they are gay–aka gay bashing–goes beyond not being perfect. That’s some mean girls type sh*t. For real, its actually assault and while I wasn’t perfect in high school, I certainly never assaulted someone because I thought t hey were gay. Your dislike of Obama is so strong that you are trying to defend that?
So, Mitt has been battling with homophobia for years, huh? Interesting!
Hmmmmm this is dumb! But hey if it works agaisnt him Im all for it cuz lawd knows they have drug our President over barren fields countless times
An apology with an if is NOT an apology! :obama:
And by ‘SAD’ I mean the fact that he’s had to apologize for shyt he did as a child…good grief!
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
If they go back into Obama’s past… they can do Mitt too..
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Damn right, they even had the nerve to force this man to show his birth Certificate GTFOH , but anyway :obama:
I will be so glad when this election is over
This is so confusing, we can’t talk about kids, but we can talk about things people did as kids when they become adults.
Don’t errybody answer at once.
this happen in the 60’s runs and hide
you dont want to know that i did in the 80’s
its not good at all 
FeFe Feminine says:
Ummm, if this story is real that’s really SAD! I better not EVER run for public office, I was a Mean Girl in my latter years of high school!
). She took my clothes out the locker and put them outside in the dirt. I came in and asked who did it (I already knew just wanted to see if she had the balls to speak up) Before she said me, I smacked that bish to the ground! And was on top of her knucking her as up! She was twice as mad when Justice (the jock) came and pulled me off and block her as he walk me away..
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I was the middle kid… everybody knew and was cool with. I had very popular friends and not so popular ones. I was into sports so I could do that and not be judged at my school… I did have my haters! I had to whoup a bish ass cuz she was mad that I was outside working out with one of the most popular jock ( I was rubbing it in when they were looking
FeFe Feminine says:
And by ‘SAD’ I mean the fact that he’s had to apologize for shyt he did as a child…good grief!
Did you see my reponse in the other post…Damn sommelier
the hypocrisy is hilarious Sandra
:obama:
It’s been slow, Sandra did you clean house without us knowing did you really get Ip address
and
hmmmmm
steph L says:
So, Mitt has been battling with homophobia for years, huh? Interesting!
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We know what that means.
I once scooped some dog poop in a cupcake wrapper and told a boy it was a chocolate cupcake and watched him take a bite.
I guess I won’t be running for president!
So there isn’t any statute of limitations on high school pranks but there is for rape oh
Confession thursday: I once lit a match to a boy toe
he went home crying and i said i didnt do it 
@gypsyeyes – Stuck some sunflowers seeds in some fresh dog poo and put it back in the pack and gave them to a boy, who had pushed my brother down.
gypsyeyes says:
I once scooped some dog poop in a cupcake wrapper and told a boy it was a chocolate cupcake and watched him take a bite.
I guess I won’t be running for president!
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Remind me not to get on your bad side
gypsyeyes says:
I once scooped some dog poop in a cupcake wrapper and told a boy it was a chocolate cupcake and watched him take a bite.

I guess I won’t be running for president!
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Gypsy!
I was too busy trying to keep my mama from kicking me out the house in high school, if I did some shyt that she would have def put me out
@cali
Yeah I saw that…I’m going to invest in a wine refrigerator soon…I keep wine in the house
I ate that peice of cornbread that i blamed on our dog cause i didnt want to get in trouble I was 7
<—–NEVER running for public office because I'm not fake apologizing for shyt..
I got in trouble by my Father(R.I.P ) and I went in my room and called him a baled headed fool
Phrozen1der says:
<—–NEVER running for public office because I'm not fake apologizing for shyt..
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Phro
Soon as they look up my past shait… I would get ran outta washington
Cant even do it.
Phrozen1der says:

<—–NEVER running for public office because I'm not fake apologizing for shyt..
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just getting it all out the way so when yall see me on T.V with Chad and Eve, cant no dirt come up.
Usual Suspect says: This is so confusing, we can’t talk about kids, but we can talk about things people did as kids when they become adults.
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exactly
In 3rd or 4th grade, I unplugged the chord, I cut the chord partially on my teachers lamp in the class room, so when she would plug it back in she would get shocked , well atleast so I thought

@FeFe – Yeah that was my gift to myself from Hope Depot, got a 50 bottle one, my dream is to have a 150 one in the basement.
Phrozen1der says:
<—–NEVER running for public office because I'm not fake apologizing for shyt..
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@IGo @YaYa
#Agreed
Bought some beer and my parnets took it and went in their room and put water and asprin in the bottle. They served it someone and the person threw up.
I stayed in trouble…..
@Jenie
In 6th grade I put paperclips in Ms. C’s coffee because she raised her voice at me because I didn’t want to be in CATS..
@Usual OMG
I could run..ain’t neva did chit…
Phrozen1der says:
@Jenie
In 6th grade I put paperclips in Ms. C’s coffee because she raised her voice at me because I didn’t want to be in CATS..
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bawahahahah Phro you was in cats
@ BiBi….Me neither.
@Jeni Nah my older brother was “Rum tum tugger” or some shyt like that tho…. look how that turned out..
That ninja has a “litter” of kids.. #WeAWFthat
Gave my teacher a bottle of new Estee Lauder in the 5th grade cause I didn’t finish a project and it was hugh part of my grade. My moma never figured out where her new perfume went.
Bibi says:
I could run..ain’t neva did chit…
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Shiat… I wouldnt get elected off the shait I did in 1992 alone.
This dude called me a name in gym class so when our teach stepped outside the room (6th grade)..I went over to him asked him what he said and he repeated it… I closed his eye
Got sent home with a letter… *wonders if that letter is still under that porch*
But Romney shouldn’t have to apologize for something that happened over a decade ago. I mean the guy died for goodness sake in 2004, lol.
Well in 3rd grade I told this boy if he stuck the paperclip in the socket, he’ll get a prize from the teacher. Yeah he got a prize alright lmao he got on my damn nerves
@MZ
#teamgoodgirls
@Yaya
That shyt was going to be wack,what I look like crawling around acting “felineISH”?!
@Igo
Why doesn’t that surprise me
Anyone reading Sandra’s tweets to Malia…
@PHRO – Got at least 200 more. It was Jesus himself that saved me from Juvenile Detention.
I stole some candy from kmart (Chocolate) and put in down my shirt it melted before i left the store tho
@Dymond School Daze is my effin movie!!!
Put some wart cream on my music teacher’s desk and when he swaw it he started crying!
Bibi says:
@Igo
Why doesn’t that surprise me
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It wasnt what you think…
@Usual
@Brown
Usual Suspect says:
Gave my teacher a bottle of new Estee Lauder in the 5th grade cause I didn’t finish a project and it was hugh part of my grade. My moma never figured out where her new perfume went.

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During nap time (pre-school) I would sneak off my cot and go pinch the white kids ears (while they were sleeping) just to see them turn red. i don’t know why that fascinated me
Bootcampgirl says:
Anyone reading Sandra’s tweets to Malia…
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Auntie getting in that azz ain’t she

@Bootcamp who is Malia
What the hell kind of birthday gift is this???
An “evil” clown who stalks and threatens kids is being hired by parents as a birthday present. We’re thinking these people won’t be winning Parent Of The Year awards anytime soon. The clown, Dominic Deville leaves scary notes for your children, warning them that they’re being watched and that they’ll soon be attacked:
At the end of a terrifying week, your child will indeed be attacked. Deville, wearing a freaky clown mask, will smash a cake into your child’s face, Metro reported.
Deville is capitalizing on what has become a mainstay for all circus-going kids: the fear of clowns. You may think Stephen King’s “It” was scary, but Deville will keep you shaking in your big, red floppy shoes.
Throughout the week leading up to the child’s birthday, “The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,” Deville told Metro. “The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.”
Deville harasses his targets with texts, phone calls and letters to let them know that their time is coming, according to the Herald Sun.
Of course, since the creepy stunt is “all in fun,” Deville promises to back off if he’s asked to by parents.
“If at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there,” he said. “But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.”
Deville, a Swiss actor working in Lucerne, told Orange News that he got the idea from watching his favorite horror movies.
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@Bibi
I haven’t really DONE much, but I was a bitch to a lot of people and couldn’t find any fukks to give about folks who didn’t like it… I could see it now “FeFe Feminine walked around with her nose in the air all the time, she carried an elitist attitude and therefore cannot relate to people…” I’d tell all these fools where to shove it before I could make it to my first debate!
Gone To November Rmx
When I was in High School I was in this “Young Scholars” program and one of the program co-ordinators at my school was a real BISH..So I told her “if you got those cobwebs off your pussay,you wouldn’t be so damn mean”… she cried..
Damn Dymond
Got the Jigaboos all up and through.
Anyone reading Sandra’s tweets to Malia
No but no one should ever get banned for “goin in” on someone else the way Miss Sandra talked about that “blametheblasian” chick
@Igo
I doubt u know my thought process buddy…
@Dimpz
@creamy – well at least you didn’t get caught at Kmart.
@Diamond
Telling the senior boys that my Georgia History teacher threw me out of class cause he thought that I put gum in his toupe and watching them skip rocks at his back while walking to Oakland City Train Station
@FEFE
Then you’d be a GREAT politician

gypsyeyes says:
Put some wart cream on my music teacher’s desk and when he swaw it he started crying!

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MY BOO JUST GOT THE KEY TO THE CITY OF MIAMI!
@Phro
Phrozen1der says:
This dude called me a name in gym class so when our teach stepped outside the room (6th grade)..I went over to him asked him what he said and he repeated it… I closed his eye Got sent home with a letter… *wonders if that letter is still under that porch*
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You made me do one of those loud to silent laughs where you can’t inhale for a few seconds…
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
@Bootcamp who is Malia
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A stripper who slides up and down mobile and immobile poles for a living, according to Sandra..
@Bibi
I was new at that school and they kept trying me,and I whooped the ass of whoever thought they would too…I stayed in trouble at that school..
@WUT
Hey errbody
Fe
Choco
Dimpzi :2dance:
Phro
Ya-ya **pours u a glass of this razorback red “punch” I just made**
Yo eyes are blue, but you ain’t white
Yo hair just straight cuz you pressed it last night!
Bibi says:
@FEFE
Then you’d be a GREAT politician

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@Boot
Can you copy and paste Sandra’s tweets PLS!!!
:2dance: @ DYMOND
since we talkin bout school and movies and shyt, i watched ‘Back to School’ last night with Rodney Dangerfield
*pours out a lil liquor for my dude*
Whassup y’all… A girl spit on me at school once and I hit her in the face my history book, (wrong class homegirl) broke her nose and some teeth, chipped a couple of others and called her a retarded bish #atthesamedamntime. When my mother came to get me, and the principal asked her what she had to say to me, Kat (Mom) looked at me covered in blood and said what did I tell you about calling people retarded and how am I supposed to get the blood outta them Girbauds that cost me a hundred dollars?
Iont think that’s what he meant though…
@ Dimpz
do u have any idea what the movie that your boo is in with Marky Mark is going to be about?
@ Dymond Pig Soooooeyyyyy!!!!! Girl I love my hogs
@PrimeSuspect I knowed you was trouble….
@nikke
Was in the G&T program. Use to hate having having my name called or listed because I made the honor roll. Was always trying to prove that I could get into trouble too #dummy.
@Throb
2004 would be my dooming year…
CC
psp
no u didn’t mess up the girbauds
i had a red pair in the 6th grade, and i paired it with a red girbaud jean vest, a chicago bulls tshirt and some jordans
Gosh I was fly 
If you knew that your best friends spouse was living a double life “OPENLY” and everybody knew except your slow a$$ bestfriend, would you alert them to what is going on or not say anything and not get involved?
SN: this has been going on in your best friends life for a while now and even the spouse has dropped hints, but they still fail to see what is going on..
Advice anyone?
Sandra Rose ? @SandraRose
RT @IAmMaliahMichel sorry I don’t get down like that. <— Oh, really? But you slide up and down mobile (and immobile) poles for a living?
Lol, I never thought I'd see the day when a notorious stripper would proclaim herself to be as pure and innocent as the driven snow.
I guess you're not a stripper either? @IAmMaliahMichel
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Don't ban me Sandra
Candilion! :2dance:
PS to the muthafreakin P!!
:danban2:
#gangstabish
@Candi
Hey Bibi
nice to meet you
SO yall don’t think parent hiring scary azz clowns to scare and stalk their child 7 days before their birthday is funny – You should’ve read what I posted from Bossip that chit still has me
@pootie
Stay out of it…she’ll stay with him and 86 u….
Bibi says:
@Igo
I doubt u know my thought process buddy…
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Oh OKAY
gypsyeyes says:
Put some wart cream on my music teacher’s desk and when he swaw it he started crying!
@DYmond
We’ve never fonted??
dymond :wave: <—- time machine with FF button cause this day is goin so slow
@Pootie Tang
stay out of it she probably knows and has decided to turn a blind eye to it especially if he has been dropping hints! Something wrong with him to then since he won’t make a decision.
FeFe Feminine says:
@Throb
2004 would be my dooming year…
CC
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Damn… 2004?
@Igo
My school was up the hill from me but if my friend didn’t pick me up I didn’t go(I hated that school). I skipped school to be with my boyfriend and the school called and my mama was home. She told them to check all the bathrooms, they did. I came home with wet hair cause my dumbass went swimming and she asked me how was school. Soon as she said that I knew I was busted(literally) Hit the floor so fast by the time I got up she had yanked the phone out the wall and took my door knob!
Pootie Tang says:
If you knew that your best friends spouse was living a double life “OPENLY” and everybody knew except your slow a$$ bestfriend, would you alert them to what is going on or not say anything and not get involved?
SN: this has been going on in your best friends life for a while now and even the spouse has dropped hints, but they still fail to see what is going on..
Advice anyone?
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If said person is living “openly” and she still can’t get the hint, than I say let the chips fall where they may…
@Bibi and @ Choco
Even if it is happening out in the open? This is my BFF for over 15 yrs and I hate to see the stuff he puts her thru…..
I been wanting to bust him out since I know him also, but it is just a shame…
@Choco
Oh chit!!
Where do I book him 
@Throb
Yes, ’04 was that year that I did not have much discretion…
CC
well mine were from marshall’s i think so they weren’t expensive, and might have been slightly irregular
@Pootie
THen she probably already knows and doesn’t want to see it…you will be the bad guy imo….
Bootcampgirl says:
Pootie Tang says:
If you knew that your best friends spouse was living a double life “OPENLY” and everybody knew except your slow a$$ bestfriend, would you alert them to what is going on or not say anything and not get involved?
SN: this has been going on in your best friends life for a while now and even the spouse has dropped hints, but they still fail to see what is going on..
Advice anyone?
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If said person is living “openly” and she still can’t get the hint, than I say let the chips fall where they may…
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I think either she dont want to see it or really cant it…..she ask me for advice all the time and all I can do it sit and listen…..
I mean this dude is all out in the open with it..
pootie –
Dymond – Long time
Choco & Igo – Hey
Poottie – Ummmm how close are you with this said friend? Have you seen her man with another man? Engaging? This is a rough one, cause folks say we cool, but get mad when telll them shiat….
FeFe Feminine says:
@Throb
Yes, ’04 was that year that I did not have much discretion…
CC
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WILD AS HELL huh?
CC
Even if it is happening out in the open? This is my BFF for over 15 yrs and I hate to see the stuff he puts her thru…..
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If its in the open she knows leave out of it! :hugs: I know how you feel but I mean you won’t make her leave him nothing has!
@Bibi
I was like da hail but then I couldn’t stop 
Right
@ Bibi
don’t think so but there a few new ones that were initiated while I was busy pretending to work 
@Cali #HEAD NOD
@pootie-don’t do it girl from someone with experience with it. I was friends with her for many years when I told my friend(we’re still close) and she turned on me quickly. She had to see it for herself in order to believe it. Let her find out the hard way.
Thanks for the welcome @ Usual!
Hey unUsual
@pootie women always know what’s going on…she’s just choosing to ignore it or not address it…STAY OUT OF IT…when or if she gets tired of it, she’ll make moves then
@ Dymond….
I’ll be in the theatre though. 
I think Nikke Minxx’s mama is related to my GMa.
@Throb
Somethin’ like that…
CC
Hey Naija
@Dymond
See that’s why I don’t pretend to work…
@Pootie
I think your friend knows…she’s just in denial…it happens, let it be…
@Najia
Cali
@ Usual
I known her for 15 yrs
I’m not a playa I just crush a lot
@ Pootie
dont say chit
if you do, be very blunt about it, no sugarcoating
@Fe Fe
I can only imagine…
I have a few stories I could tell
CC
@ Everyone
Thanks for the advice..just sometimes I want to slap the shyt out her to help her wake up and see the madness. It just gets old having to sit there and listen to her be all upset…
@Pootie.. aint nobody that dayum slow…. she knows and if you say something to her she will resent YOU for it…
Dymonds are a girl’s best friend
@NikkeMinxx says:
@Pootie.. aint nobody that dayum slow…. she knows and if you say something to her she will resent YOU for it…
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not trying to be funny, but you dont know my BFF. Sometimes I wonder how she make sit out her house every day…LOL
Pootie-Honestly, tell her like I tell my friend. As long as you stay with him and accept what he does to you we can’t talk about your relationship. My friend does not bring up her now husband to me at all. I don’t want to know anything about him good or bad!
It’s frustrating I know but she is gonna need you when it really gets bad and you don’t want to say it to end the friendship cause she is gonna need you later.
Just tell her in the best interest of yall’s friendhip that she should keep the relationship talk to a minimum.
@Gypsy
Thanks. That is why I just sit and listen. But at times I wish she would be strong enough to do something about her situation. Listening to her wears me out..
Pootie Tang says:
@Gypsy
Thanks. That is why I just sit and listen. But at times I wish she would be strong enough to do something about her situation. Listening to her wears me out..
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Not to make light of the situation but, this would be a great time for a love intervention…
Romeny is the same greasy haired jackass that he was when he was gay bashing…fcktard