According to NBC News, the wife of George Zimmerman, the man who shot and killed Trayvon Martin, has been arrested.

Shellie Zimmerman was arrested today and charged with one count of perjury for lying under oath about her husband's finances. She quickly bonded out of jail.

In a bond hearing on April 20, Shellie Zimmerman told the judge she had no idea how much money Zimmerman's private website had collected. In fact, she transferred at least $155,000 to her own personal account 3 days before the hearing.

In his written order revoking George Zimmerman's bond on June 1, Circuit Judge Kenneth Lester wrote:

"It is apparent that [Shellie] Zimmerman testified untruthfully at the bond hearing. The Defendant also testified, but did not alert the Court to the misinformation."

"Had the Court been made aware of the true financial circumstances at the bond hearing, the bond decision might have been different."

Lester added: "Most importantly, though, is the fact that he has now demonstrated that he does not properly respect the law or the integrity of the judicial process," Lester wrote.

Zimmerman turned himself in on June 3rd. His new bond hearing is set for June 29.


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  • Georgie Porgie put on weight while out on bond
  • 911 Call: Trayvon Martin cried for help before gunshot
  • Audio: Zimmerman used racial slur during 911 call
  • Photos: Seminole County jail and Myspace.com

    • hell_on_heels

      EXACTLY WHAT THIS BYTCH GETS!!!!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      :clap:

    • Usual Suspect

      :clap: :party:

    • Bibi

      :yahoo:

    • Ms.Fashion

      THIS BISH!!!! :coffee:

    • KyCakes

      :rofl: AND :applause:

      Wonder what HER commissary list is gon' look like?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNDi1mpG5ps&feature=youtube_gdata_player Ace

      :party:

      :danban:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      THATS RIGHT BIIIIOOOOOCH!! FUK THAT PUTA TOO!! :danban: NOW THEY GOING TO BE PEN PALS.. BASTIDS

    • Ty

      She should've been locked up with his azz last week. White folks are always above the law until they get called out. If the public wasnt already pissed off by the states incompetence, she would've still been spending that damn money and keeping the damn lies going. Thats why I think the DA was right charging this fool with 2nd Degree. She knows whats up with these azzholes :coffee:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :clap: :haha:

    • KishaMinyonn

      THESE PEOPLE REALLY BELIVE THEY ARE ABOVE THE LAW. BET THEY NEVER SAW THIS COMING.

    • OutsidetheBox

      LOOK AT GOD. Daisy®

      :applause:

    • Ty

      Lester added: “Most importantly, though, is the fact that he has now demonstrated that he does not properly respect the law or the integrity of the judicial process,” Lester wrote.
      __________
      This should have been evident when he gave the 911 operator and the police his azz to kiss.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :whoohoo:

      WHOMP THERE IT IZ! :party:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      TY I LUV THAT GRAVI I DO!! :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! :blink: THE UPDATED PIC ESSCARE ME SANDRITA!

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Her and George and two UGLY specimens

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk bnatural

      *Peeps in from lurking*

      They have her mug shot on twitter..and she looks shady....

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      SHE BEST TO GET HER :karate: SKILLS ON.. THAT UTERUS **IF IT HAS ONE** IS GOING TO BE SNATCH!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      OMG....that is one ugly bitch! DAYUM!!!!!!!!!! :no:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :party:

      :danban:

      :dance:

      :yahoo:

      :ha:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Unfortunate and dreadful faced. :no:

    • KyCakes

      She looks like G'mork...The Wolf from 'The Neverending Story'

    • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

      I'm wondering how "excited" one should be about this. As a cynic, I believe that this whole "coming down" on the Zimmerman's and making a public spectacle of it each time is specifically designed to paint a picture of a judge who is fair, and not taking $hit from anyone in this case... and then when Zimmerman goes free no one will believe that it was the judges fault because, "he didn't like Zimmerman from the beginning".

      Don't trust it.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :rofl: I thought this was Zimmerman no lie :rofl: :ha: :haha:

    • Jamillah

      These bitches are the new "Bonnie and Clyde."

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :nino:

      :yes:

      :kneel:

      :partyhat:

    • Usual Suspect

      Damn you Sandra! You shold have put up #NSFW, that woman scared the bejeyus out of me.

      Whew, glad I wasn't hold a beverage in my hand. Gypysy and Kdub have already ruined a keyboard.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Sayonara you piece of chit :bye:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :danban1:

      :cheers:

      :happy:

      :cheer:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Usual Suspect says:

      Damn you Sandra! You shold have put up #NSFW, that woman scared the bejeyus out of me.

      Whew, glad I wasn’t hold a beverage in my hand. Gypysy and Kdub have already ruined a keyboard.
      ___________________

      :hahaha: :rofl:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Carrington.....I totally agree, sadly, but, every lil bit helps. :shrug:

    • KyCakes

      :lol:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      JMO says:

      Sayonara you piece of chit :bye:
      ___________________

      :hahaha:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      :cheer1:

      :buttshake:

      :love:

      :nana:

    • OutsidetheBox

      ‘The Neverending Story’

      :heart:

      We watch it whenever it comes on. :hahaha:

      Atrieu! ATRIEU!!!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Carrington says:

      I’m wondering how “excited” one should be about this. As a cynic, I believe that this whole “coming down” on the Zimmerman’s and making a public spectacle of it each time is specifically designed to paint a picture of a judge who is fair, and not taking $hit from anyone in this case… and then when Zimmerman goes free no one will believe that it was the judges fault because, “he didn’t like Zimmerman from the beginning”.

      Don’t trust it.
      ______________________

      So true I still think he gone get off !

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      applause:

      :clap:

      :handclap:

      :welcome: inmate

      *scrolls up to read*

    • Usual Suspect

      Looks like she can put a mean dent in a 20oz porter steadk, with shrimp, baked potato, chili cheese fries, a hamburger and 2 large diet cokes.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

      @Fayla

      :lol: you are killing me with those emotes...be careful now! :wink:

    • Ms.Fashion

      KyCakes says:

      She looks like G’mork…The Wolf from ‘The Neverending Story’

      __________

      I know that wolf!!! I use to be afraid of that thing!!!! :yes:

      I loved that movie!!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      @Carrington is this a judge's decision? George's trial I mean?

      I thought this would be a jury decision.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Jenie OMG i love ur gravi! who dat? :waiting:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      YALL KNOW HOW THEY SAY "WHEN U BEEN WITHSOMEBY FOR SO LONG U BEGIN TO LOOK LIKE THEM.." DID THEY KNOW EACHOTHER FROM CHILDHOOD? :think: OR THEY DOING THE HILL BILLY SHAIT

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Usual Suspect says:

      Looks like she can put a mean dent in a 20oz porter steadk, with shrimp, baked potato, chili cheese fries, a hamburger and 2 large diet cokes.
      _______________________________________________________________

      Damn that sounds good :think:

    • Ms.Fashion

      OutsidetheBox says:

      ‘The Neverending Story’

      We watch it whenever it comes on.

      Atrieu! ATRIEU!!!

      ______

      Southern Belle!!! :hug:

      I have the DVD!!! I love that white dragon!!!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      Jenie OMG i love ur gravi! who dat? :waiting:
      ______________

      Lauryn Hill :hug:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      oh yeah my bew CD did get banned for that right? :crying: :kona:

    • KyCakes

      I applaud that she got arrested. She blatantly committed perjury, so.. :shrug:

    • MissHarlem

      Although this only gets my pussy moist this will do for me for only about 12 midnight after that I still want that focker dead. GOOD and DEAD :woohoo: just typing that made my ass happy

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      JENIE :wtf: LAUREN HAS TWO EYEBROWS?? I LIKES THAT.. OR AM I LOOKN AT AN OLD GRAVI? :waiting:

    • Usual Suspect

      @Jenie - That's a damn sham Lauryn Hill done changed so much that Fayla didn't even recogize her.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      are we sure they aint siblings??

      i thank they committing insects :(

    • KyCakes

      Ms.Fashion says:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      ‘The Neverending Story’

      We watch it whenever it comes on.

      Atrieu! ATRIEU!!!

      ______

      Southern Belle!!!

      I have the DVD!!! I love that white dragon!!!
      ----------------------------------------------------------------
      For the record, I believe, in my heart of hearts, that LeAnn Rimes did a wonderful job portraying Falkor, the Luck Dragon....

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      Although this only gets my pussy moist this will do for me for only about 12 midnight after that I still want that focker dead.
      :rofl: HIS BOOTY HOLE GOING TO BE NICE AND MOIST TOO!! :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      BOUT TIME!

    • YSoSrs

      Looks like another winner. :no:

      I agree with Carrington btw. This is just part of the pre-game. I'll wait to see how the game itself plays out in the end. :coffee:

    • OutsidetheBox

      So thats why CD got banned? Yall got to be kidding me. :(

      Aunty thats weak sauce as hail.

    • Usual Suspect

      :waves: @ Harlem - We got find something else to get you moist.....SMDH

    • KyCakes

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      are we sure they aint siblings??

      i thank they committing insects
      -----------------------------------------------------------------
      To the :kona:

      Get gone, dammit :rofl:

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      :offtopic: Jacked From YHOO Sadusky is going got damn down :karate: Sick Fluck !
      BELLEFONTE, Pa. – The sobs from the witness stand were loud and prolonged, the cracking voice of Victim No. 1 in the Jerry Sandusky child sexual molestation trial gasping for breath as he detailed repeated acts of oral sex with the former Penn State defensive coordinator.

      Now 18, the witness sat with his hands clasped in his lap, leaned into a microphone and slowly, painfully and purposefully delivered his disturbing memories of being an 11-, 12-year-old boy, alone with Sandusky on the waterbed in Sandusky's State College basement.

      The sighs and sniffs echoed around a rapt Centre County Courtroom as jurors looked on, a couple noticeably disturbed. A few grimaced at the retelling and shook their heads.

      Sandusky sat hunched over at the defense table, often rubbing his chin. The 68-year-old is facing 52 counts based on using his Second Mile charity and his stature within Penn State football to sexually molest 10 children over a 15-year period. He's maintained his innocence.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      are we sure they aint siblings??

      i thank they committing insects
      :cosign: I JUST ASK THAT SHAIT..

    • I Go There

      Damn shame

      see this is much better than dude dying
      his fking family is falling apart before his eyes
      Now all we need is to see his daughter do porn and There you go...

      Kill a man breathing

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Cali.....She doesn't look like my coworker to me. :no:

      @ Fayla... :rofl: @ insects. You been watching Meet The Browns too? :lol:

    • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

      This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      They are both RACISTS!

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Cali i thought that was her, it's just been SO long since i've seen her beauty radiate as such :(

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      Although this only gets my pussy moist this will do for me for only about 12 midnight after that I still want that focker dead.
      HIS BOOTY HOLE GOING TO BE NICE AND MOIST TOO!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      :think: Wishes I had Zimmerman's jail address so I could send him a pair of tight fitting yoga pants with 'juicy' on the booty

    • Ty

      Why is she so damn greasy :hurl: Send that hoe a sandblaster

    • MissHarlem

      CALI :waves: and to EVERYONE :hug: pardon my manners

      CALI unfortunately this is the only thing that gets me moist these days

    • OutsidetheBox

      KY bish you just cemented your fate in hell bunking with me :rofl:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OutsidetheBox says:

      So thats why CD got banned? Yall got to be kidding me. :(

      Aunty thats weak sauce as hail.

      oh no. not this time, the 1st BRIEF banning she got. i didn't witness that one, but Auntie let her back in. now she act like she don't know meh no mo :crying: (Auntie)

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      KY bish you just cemented your fate in hell bunking with me
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      I already knew we were carpooling in KDubs Ford Festiva...

      I was gonna make us some sammiches, remember? :yes:

    • wilhelmina99

      :applause:

      And she wants to be a nurse!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      :offtopic:

      @OTB, I this in the other post: Attn: when yall got a pro’lem with me, let Cali write the note. TIA. :yes:

      Gurrrrl, I've been wondering for weeks why you call people auntie (TIA) when you say certain stuff but just realized thats THANKS IN ADVANCE :tape:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Cocoabana says:

      This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.

      :dead:
      _________________
      Dipmz my cuzn said that chit one time. buscpet she was serrus :(

      my family?? :kona:

    • Usual Suspect

      @JMO - Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.

    • OutsidetheBox

      @Carrington Location please..

      I think if youre in Florida, youre happy. This is leaps and bounds for us.

      And they like to make examples out of ppl. I dont see how you all think he will get off, we dont have all the evidence..and the slander against Trayvon was released to taint the pool of potentials.

      The only thing I am concerned with is a diverse jury pool.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      Cocoabana says:

      This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.
      ************
      :lol:

    • cougar lover

      She looks like she like to roll around in mud, and eat slop. Oh n i bet she answers to Sooh'weeeee

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Harlem! :woohoo: <---me sopping up the extra moisture

      how u dewin? :hug:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      CALI unfortunately this is the only thing that gets me moist these days
      ________________________
      :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      Gurrrrl, I’ve been wondering for weeks why you call people auntie (TIA) when you say certain stuff but just realized thats THANKS IN ADVANCE
      ^^ OH.. I THOUGHT SHE WAS WORKING HER ESSPANGLISH.. **LICKS THUMB AND ERASES HALF UR EYEBROW** :kona:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      DB! :yahoo: hola sweetie!

    • Usual Suspect

      @Dimpz - She looks like one of your co-workers?

      God don't like ugly, they are both paying It ain't over.

    • OutsidetheBox

      :no: @JMO.

      Thats all I got for you. :no: :rofl:

    • Ms.Fashion

      I Go There says:

      Damn shame

      see this is much better than dude dying
      his fking family is falling apart before his eyes
      Now all we need is to see his daughter do porn and There you go…

      Kill a man breathing

      ___________

      A mess you are!!! :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      DIABLA IS GOING TO ENJOY EATING THE OTHER WHITE MEAT :twisted:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Fay

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OTB..so do yo :smoke: dudes ALWAYS try to holla too??

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      :happy: FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey there lovely! :love:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I even capitalized it. :lol: I mean, :no:.

      Yall really be having me wondering bout yall. :rofl:

    • MissHarlem

      FAYLA :woot: heyy

      LADIES AND GENTS YALL HAVE A SAFE AND WONDERFUL EVENING

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Cali...You listed all the food she looked like she could put away. I said she doesn't look like my coworker, who I have seen eat that much in one sitting.

    • OutsidetheBox

      <----old WEbTV head..when the internet still "buzzed, beeped and rang" when you logged in. :lol:

      I got web lingo for days. Sometimes it slips out IRL. (in real life) :eyeroll: :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OTB :cry: I REALLY THOUGTH U WAS SAYING TIA THO.. :smack: TOOK ME A MIN TO FIGURE OUT WHAT FML WAS :whistle:

    • I Go There

      Ms.Fashion says:

      I Go There says:

      Damn shame

      see this is much better than dude dying
      his fking family is falling apart before his eyes
      Now all we need is to see his daughter do porn and There you go…

      Kill a man breathing

      ___________

      A mess you are!!!
      __________________

      Hey Im the nice one

      Im not calling to kill the dude
      I rather see him suffer openly in public

      Just think you know his wife is in jail like

      "If this fking Balloon head bastard didnt think he was TJ Hooker we wouldnt be going through this shait"

    • LolliepopLyfe

      Cocoabana says:

      This Meg Griffin lookin b*tch.

      :dead: and :dead: again!!!!

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fay thats why I try not to branch out at all. It aint nothing like tryna get your fix and he tryna get his :no:

      I keep it between the BD and another friend. And if'n im in a relationship I get double the amounts cause nobody like they old lady getting trees from somebody else :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Hi Harlem!! :hi: ...................... well damn, bye Harlem :bye:

    • KyCakes

      DB that gravi :no:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      HER DUM BUT THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SLITHER AWAY.. NAW BISH BRANG THAT AZZ BACK :lol:

    • http://www.philly.com/ J Said it!

      lol
      lol

    • OutsidetheBox

      Bye Harlem :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Usual Suspect says:

      @JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.
      __________________________________

      :yes:

    • KyCakes

      Where's EB...

      'Finish her' only looks right under her font :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      LOLLIE POOOOKEMON! **THROWS BALL**

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Db :waves:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Ms Fash guhl u is FAB in that gravi u milk chocolate drop! :love:

    • OutsidetheBox

      I love TD Jakes. Yall aint right for that. :hahaha:

      I wanna attend a service at The Potter's House. #thingsI'lldowhenI'minTexas

      Have they erected a museum for Texas' most famous export (BEYONCE) yet? I'll also visit that. Along with Pimp C's grave.

    • Usual Suspect

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      @ Cali…You listed all the food she looked like she could put away. I said she doesn’t look like my coworker, who I have seen eat that much in one sitting.

      ____________
      :rofl: after 4:30 I need more direction

    • OutsidetheBox

      Yes, Fashy you working that green . *z snaps*

    • Ms.Fashion

      I Go There says:

      Ms.Fashion says:

      A mess you are!!!
      __________________

      Hey Im the nice one

      Im not calling to kill the dude
      I rather see him suffer openly in public

      Just think you know his wife is in jail like

      “If this fking Balloon head bastard didnt think he was TJ Hooker we wouldnt be going through this shait”

      ____________

      This fool said TJ HOOKER!!! :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      :yahoo: @Jennnieee!!!! Hey hun!!! :biggrin:

    • Ms.Fashion

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      Ms Fash guhl u is FAB in that gravi u milk chocolate drop!

      _____________

      Thanks my BEW!!! :heart:

    • Ms.Fashion

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Yes, Fashy you working that green . *z snaps*

      _________

      Thanks Doll!!! :heart:

      I wish you could see the whole dress. I know you would like!!! :yes:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OTB THEY HAVENT BUT WE CAN GO SEE SELENAZ :cheer:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      @OTB, I vaguely remember reading about that, are they giving her a whole museum? or giving her a place within it? :waiting:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fay thats why I try not to branch out at all. It aint nothing like tryna get your fix and he tryna get his :no:

      I keep it between the BD and another friend. And if’n im in a relationship I get double the amounts cause nobody like they old lady getting trees from somebody else :lol:

      *whispa* can u sent mr fayfay a connect??

      u know how ur #1 & #2 is dry? so u have to trickle down. well. trickle down like 25 tambout "i know u married & all but damn u look good in that dress. i been meaning to say something but aint wanna offend u"
      got the nerve to be cute while saying it :rollseyes:
      AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!!!

    • Usual Suspect

      @OTB - I too :heart: the Walrus.

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      Hey Fayla just wanted to say thanks for my whip cause my edges was starting to look like Ushers hair in court

    • I Go There

      OutsidetheBox says:

      I love TD Jakes. Yall aint right for that.

      I wanna attend a service at The Potter’s House. #thingsI’lldowhenI’minTexas

      Have they erected a museum for Texas’ most famous export (BEYONCE) yet? I’ll also visit that. Along with Pimp C’s grave.
      ___________________________________________________________

      Hood Crush

      Let me gone on and help you out with that

      1. Potters House- Alot of Dallas Cowboys go there and the line to get in that thang is always arond the block. Make sure to wear you Church Club attire...

      2. The Museum for Beyonce is not there yet but give it a decade and Im sure it will be

      3. I think Pimp is in Port Authur you can see that... just carry your gun when you get out your car. Sure as Pimp said "The 90s is for jackin 2000 for the ballers" Some folks didnt get that message...

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      :cheer: @MsFash, well look at you looking like a pretty black barbie doll!!! (no nicki) :lol:

    • LolliepopLyfe

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      LOLLIE POOOOKEMON! **THROWS BALL**

      ____________________

      You know it!! Gravie was inspired by a little song by Brian McKnight...

    • MsOnederful

      Welp looks like the very PEOPLE who are helping them financially is getting them in MORE AND MORE trouble!!!! aww man where is my babies SASS & Tatted when i need em!!!!! #FREE TAT AND SASS!

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Okay my 14 yo son wants to work so bad this summer but because of his age I can't find him anything to do any legal suggestions

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Usual Suspect says:

      @JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.

      wait. what???

    • MsOnederful

      where are*

    • Usual Suspect

      DB :waves

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      Cut grass for people Choco?

    • Ms.Fashion

      DownBottom says:

      @MsFash, well look at you looking like a pretty black barbie doll!!! (no nicki)

      ________________
      :waves: DBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!

      Why Thank You BEW!!! :heart:

      no nicki?? :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @CHOCO bagging at the grocery store? Dry cleaners? Laundromat?

      Pizza shop?

      Welp i was gonna say something to HARLEM but this bish is gone

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      Hey Fayla just wanted to say thanks for my whip cause my edges was starting to look like Ushers hair in court

      :dead: :dead: wait. they growin back pretty good then? Usher had PLENNY hair in court :hahaha:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fashy :yes: ssss! dont ever hesitate to send me a fashion snap!!! Email me!

      sweetbabydeadsquirrel :yahoo: . com

    • missmiami

      How much was her bond?

    • Usual Suspect

      Usual Suspect says:

      @JMO – Make that Seasoned Steak fries with truffle oil.

      _____________
      Among the food that COW up top been eating...but know JMO wants some too.

    • Ms.Fashion

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fashy ssss! dont ever hesitate to send me a fashion snap!!! Email me!

      sweetbabydeadsquirrel . com

      __________

      You got bew!!! Look for it in 5,4,3,....

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      Okay my 14 yo son wants to work so bad this summer but because of his age I can’t find him anything to do any legal suggestions

      yardwork! :cheer:

    • I Go There

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      Okay my 14 yo son wants to work so bad this summer but because of his age I can’t find him anything to do any legal suggestions
      ______________________________________

      Well I got this cousin that drives from Miami to New York and he always needs somebody to ride shotgu----

      Oh you said legal
      Nevermind

    • OutsidetheBox

      got the nerve to be cute while saying it

      :dead: Its a set up Sis. And then when you trying it later and think about where it came from :no: Its all a set up :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      :happy: Hey @Cali!!!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Choco....Check with your city. Most times, they have a list of summer jobs available for underaged workers.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Frenchie i been missin ya all my blog day! :kiss: sup mi bonita?

    • OutsidetheBox

      DB :hahaha: I hollered laughing but I recall a whole spot...for her. :lol: I think it was just gossip tho...unless imma need Bey to do more for some other causes.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @French
      and Fay
      Thanks I totally forgot about the bagging groceries :hugs:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Cute pic @ Ms. Fashion

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      At fayla i was speaking on how nappy his and mine was but all in all thanks. I am getting compliments and shyt on look and smell.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @ Choco….Check with your city. Most times, they have a list of summer jobs available for underaged workers.
      ____________________________
      Very good idea and thank you

    • OutsidetheBox

      Make sure to wear you Church Club attire…

      Somebody told me I could find me a hubby there...hmmm :rofl:

    • Anna

      That pic of her scared me.

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Choco.....They do it here all the time. :yes:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OTB lil young buck like 25 :no:

      #nocougar
      #i'mstillmarriednah

      i been tryin NOT to notice him noticing me. he got that GOOD too! :(
      FML!

    • I Go There

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Make sure to wear you Church Club attire…

      Somebody told me I could find me a hubby there…hmmm
      ______________________________________________________

      Well I guess a few other women got the word cause
      that place is stacked with women getting in there to catch one of those dudes from the Cowboys.

      you better off Praying at home and wearing that tight ass dress to the corner store.

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      is GZ wife face bloated or is that just the look

    • Ms.Fashion

      Ms.Fashion says:

      You got bew!!! Look for it in 5,4,3,….

      _______

      It has that greek vibe to it. If falls really well.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      JMO this game is for the birds!

    • KyCakes

      MsFashion you'z is makin' my southern parts moist with that gravi, guhl

    • OutsidetheBox

      Most times, they have a list of summer jobs available for underaged workers.

      Thats what I was thinking. In Florida its called "Yes!" and the kids usually sign up in 8th grade before summer.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      At fayla i was speaking on how nappy his and mine was but all in all thanks. I am getting compliments and shyt on look and smell.

      :2dance: AWESOME!! that's wassup luv. i put in mini-twists last week. thought they was gone last 2 weeks but nah. my hair is growing too quickly & it's fuzzy already. i'm happy about the growth don't get me wrong, but lawd it takes 5-6 hours to twist it all.
      which scent did u get?

    • Ms.Fashion

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Cute pic @ Ms. Fashion

      _________

      Thanks Honey!!! :heart:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Kita :rofl: I got my juice. Not juiced(inside)...but juice in my phone. :rofl: :dead:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Dimpz Im googling it now

    • Ms.Fashion

      KyCakes says:

      MsFashion you’z is makin’ my southern parts moist with that gravi, guhl

      __________

      U play too much!!!! :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      AM I MISSING A PURRTY GRAVI? :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:
      At fayla i was speaking on how nappy his and mine was but all in all thanks. I am getting compliments and shyt on look and smell.
      AWESOME!! that’s wassup luv. i put in mini-twists last week. thought they was gone last 2 weeks but nah. my hair is growing too quickly & it’s fuzzy already. i’m happy about the growth don’t get me wrong, but lawd it takes 5-6 hours to twist it all.
      which scent did u get?
      ********************
      *I've been meaning to email you* I put mine in Friday, took me 4 hrs, I think my hair is too soft-prone to frizz to go the full 3-4wks, it looks like I will be doing it weekly...but I don't mind...it turned out well! :heart:

    • OutsidetheBox

      #nocougar

      #Nocubbin' either? IJS! :lol:

      No, no, We need to find you anotha spot. Stat. I smell that loud he got. But I also smell trouble. :(

      25 sitting on 25mills...25 sittin on all the 1/4 sacks a girl needs. FML too.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      CHOCO CUT GRASS... GO TO UR LOCAL MESSICAN STORE THEY HIRE HIm :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @CHOCO no prob I was focused at 8yrs old looking for jobs :lol:

      at 12 i worked at the church's summer camp when i was 12
      then dry cleaners at 14 and i haven't stopped working since :crying:

      @FAYLA hey boo :kiss: my beautiful songbird :kiss:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Ohhhh @yall @Fashy that dress is beautiful! :love: That mint! :heart:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      :rofl: @ Shaun.

      I bet you wish it hadn't turned on now. :rofl:

      I Sowry! :hug:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      CHOCO LOCAL LIBRARY.. :think:

    • Ms.Fashion

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Ohhhh @yall @Fashy that dress is beautiful! That mint!

      _____________

      Thanks!!!

      I knew you would love it!!! :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

      French KI$$E$ says:

      JMO this game is for the birds!
      ______________________________________

      :whistle:

      IGO, aint nobody riding shot gun fool :nono: :lol:

    • I Go There

      OutsidetheBox says:

      #nocougar

      #Nocubbin’ either? IJS!

      No, no, We need to find you anotha spot. Stat. I smell that loud he got. But I also smell trouble.

      25 sitting on 25mills…25 sittin on all the 1/4 sacks a girl needs. FML too.
      __________________________________________________

      see how we gon get your Good Times on if you not gonna ride with me... see you Bullshytin

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      *I’ve been meaning to email you* I put mine in Friday, took me 4 hrs, I think my hair is too soft-prone to frizz to go the full 3-4wks, it looks like I will be doing it weekly…but I don’t mind…it turned out well! :heart:

      :cheer: SWEET! that's great news! & even if u have to do it once a week (which it looks that way for me as well) it's still worth it :yes:

    • OutsidetheBox

      you better off Praying at home and wearing that tight ass dress to the corner store.

      :rofl: I was really going for the word I feel you tho :rofl: Now I gotta go just to see the THIRST!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      Where's HONY at? :(

      :hi: HONY if you lurking

    • I Go There

      JMO says:

      French KI$$E$ says:

      JMO this game is for the birds!
      ______________________________________

      IGO, aint nobody riding shot gun fool
      _____________________________________

      Thats good when I was 14 they had us working at those local parks cleaning up and shait like that....

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Lakes
      :hugs: and thanks Local library also good Im was stumped and I felt bad cuz he's been asking me for a month now

      @French
      He's very focused and Im really proud of him he's know working hard he will see benefits I was like :shock: this kid isn't playing he called me today and I was like MOM i need a job this summer bad - He just got out of school today

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Who talkn about LOUD :grin:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      CHOCO REAL TALK..IF U KNOW ANY ESES ASK THEM THEY ALWAYZ FIND SOMETHING FOR YOUNG MEN TO DO.. GARDENING..MECHANIC.. THEY WILL PAY UNDER THE TABLE BUT GUESS WHAT HIM GOING TO BE BUSSY :yes:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OutsidetheBox says:

      #nocougar

      #Nocubbin’ either? IJS! :lol:

      No, no, We need to find you anotha spot. Stat. I smell that loud he got. But I also smell trouble. :(

      25 sitting on 25mills…25 sittin on all the 1/4 sacks a girl needs. FML too.

      :crying: but it's so loud i smell it when he turn the kona! :crying:
      wut us gone do???
      let's smoke it out! :smoke:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      CHOCO GIRL THATS AWWSOME THAT HE WANTS TO WORK.. MY FIRST JOB WAS AT 14.. AND HAVING UR OWN MONEY IS THE BESSST SHAIT EVVUUUR WHEN U THAT AGE! :cheer: AFTER THAT ALL U HAVE IS BILLS!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Choco.....Try the local Park district and possibly the Alderman's office as well. :yes:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      CHOCO REAL TALK..IF U KNOW ANY ESES ASK THEM THEY ALWAYZ FIND SOMETHING FOR YOUNG MEN TO DO.. GARDENING..MECHANIC.. THEY WILL PAY UNDER THE TABLE BUT GUESS WHAT HIM GOING TO BE BUSSY
      ______________________________
      I don't know any dammit! I will ask around then

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @CHOCO i think a Summer Job is great!

      I wish I didn't work while I was in HS though, I missed out on a lot. But than again I learned the value of a dollar. I just felt like I grew up too quick :(

    • OutsidetheBox

      *doe eyes* I was tryna help a friend! Thats not for me. Im good...and not bullshyttin...and an excellent rider :oops: :lol:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      CHOCO HOSPITALS AND RETIEMENT HOMES DO SUMMER PROGRAMS TOO IDK IF ITS VOLUNTER WORK.. :think:

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      I got sweet cinnamon and the citrus

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Praise Jesus in any stage of his life yall wanna pick! My worker went home! *sigh of relief* :yahoo: :pray: :danban: <--Praise dancing

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      CHOCO :yes: GIRL TALK TO ANY ESES AROUND UR WAY AND THEY WILL LET U KNOW.. IF WE CAN WORK WITH NO PAPERS **LICKS CALI BIRRFF CERTIFICATE** AGE AINT NOTHING BUT A NUMBER :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeuqgD6GKjw&feature=related French KI$$E$

      @CHOCO also check the public say camps around they way!

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Dimpz
      Gotcha just called the library they are hiring for permanent positions only

      I really appreciate everyone's input I was totally stumped

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      howmanylicks_07untiluswallow says:

      I got sweet cinnamon and the citrus

      cool. so how what kind of 'do are u sporting?

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Choco.......Some jobs won't pay in on a schedule but will give him an end of summer stipend if it's like here.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      THE YMCA WHAT AGE THEY HIRE?

    • OutsidetheBox

      Who talkn about LOUD

      Not me. :blunt: :grin:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      :lol: @any stage of his life yall wanna pick! I say baby jesus...a lot...he hasn't grown yet in my mind, lol jk

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      MzDimplez1123 says:

      Praise Jesus in any stage of his life yall wanna pick! My worker went home! *sigh of relief*

      :rofl: so u by urself nah? :dance:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      CHOCO GIRL TALK TO ANY ESES AROUND UR WAY AND THEY WILL LET U KNOW.. IF WE CAN WORK WITH NO PAPERS **LICKS CALI BIRRFF CERTIFICATE** AGE AINT NOTHING BUT A NUMBER
      _______________
      :lol:

      @French
      :thumbsup:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      <---always smells like Christmas now, but the guys be liking it! :rofl:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Praise Jesus in any stage of his life yall wanna pick

      :wail: :cheer: :rofl:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @OTB
      Girl Im a bougie weedhead now I use to smoke regular but dude ran out and I had to get LOUD I can't smoke reg anymore has it affected you like this

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      mr fayfay likes all of 'em tho. but candy cane is his least fave. but don't stop :lick: tho

      somebody mentioned candy cane being tingly in a special spot. imma have to put that to the test. for research purposes of course :coffee:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      <—always smells like Christmas now, but the guys be liking it!
      __________________
      :rofl: :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      :rofl: @Lakes

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      @OTB
      Girl Im a bougie weedhead now I use to smoke regular but dude ran out and I had to get LOUD I can’t smoke reg anymore has it affected you like this

      this is why i don't like smoking loud. chit just RUINS u for reggie miller :(

    • OutsidetheBox

      Fay I cant keep my friend off these feets...Im on my hiatus and I have to make sure he aint around when I'm whipoping. Be tempting me and chit... that menthol have us both gone :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      :lol: @fay, I can't wait to try the peppermint...although the cinnamon tingled on my scalp as well! :thumbsup: I love the Citrus for my body though...owww!!! :shakebutt:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      WHATS LOUD? :think:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      @Lakes, "weed" :tea:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Fay and DB....My manager is here but, she cool as hell. I came in early and started with the coworker. I can't stand her, heffa nosy and always in some shyt ain't got nothing to do with her. Like I had to come in early and the manager and I were discussing what time I would be coming in and leaving. As soon as we got my in time agreed upon, she jumped in,

      Her: "oh Kita, you're gonna have a long day tomorrow not leaving til 6."

      Me: :blink: *in my head* The fukk?! Who was talking to you? Why the fukk do you care? *outloud* Um, manager, what time will I be leaving tomorrow?

      Ole peace making as manager: We'll discuss it tomorrow dear.

      Then I turned around in my chair, put my headphones on and ignored coworker the rest of the day.

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      this is why i don’t like smoking loud. chit just RUINS u for reggie miller
      _________________
      :yes: but damn if I don't lubs me some loud

    • KyCakes

      @Songstress Does the lavender have a calming effect? Me Dukes got all :yahoo: when I told her you have Lavender

    • KyCakes

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      @OTB
      Girl Im a bougie weedhead now I use to smoke regular but dude ran out and I had to get LOUD I can’t smoke reg anymore has it affected you like this
      ---------------------------------------------------------------
      I'll chime in a say loud ruined me for reggie

      My dude used to call me if he got some reg specifically. I had to tell him 'ain't nobody got time for that'

      kneegrow done ruinet me...

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      Then I turned around in my chair, put my headphones on and ignored coworker the rest of the day.
      ___________________
      :rofl: at this visual

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      Yall done brought Reggie Miller up again and i'm still lost as hell like my name is JMO. :wail:

      Who putting Candy Cane on their lady parts? :waiting:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      i'm lying tho i LOVE that loud. just not the price attached to it :crying:

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Fay I cant keep my friend off these feets…Im on my hiatus and I have to make sure he aint around when I’m whipoping. Be tempting me and chit… that menthol have us both gone

      :rofl:
      *not responsible for unplanned intimate encounters*
      ^^^
      read that in the fast announcer's voice

    • OutsidetheBox

      :no: Yeah I cant smoke reggie. It give me a headache! Its almost as bad as smoking bap!

      That loud gotcha. You will not be going back :lol: But I found I need less of that to do the trick.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OTB WHAT I SAY? :shrug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      @Dimplz, SMH...dang, I never get why ppl are so nosy at work...its one of my pet peeves :tea:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      :crying: I just saw SCAB FACE :ghost: :vomit:

    • KyCakes

      Ok. I am seriously :mad: that my gravi ain't changing :waiting:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      But I found I need less of that to do the trick.
      ____________________________
      :yes: So I don't mind

    • OutsidetheBox

      *not responsible for unplanned intimate encounters*
      ^^^
      read that in the fast announcer’s voice

      :rofl: You just like them white folks...BUT thats how you do it Sis! We aint losing no money to lawsuits :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      Choco aka Hippie says:

      I just saw SCAB FACE
      ------------------------------------------------------
      Unfortunate, ain't it? :no:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Choco...I can't stand her or the one that's the reason I had to come in early today and repeat on Thursday. (The big one)

      She called off last minute yesterday talking about she had to take her grown ass, useless ass, daughter who can get a ride everywhere she needs to when she wants to fukk off, to the doctor yesterday and was gonna need to do the same today. WTH? How you know she gone need 2 days ahead of time and why didn't you do that shyt over the weekend?

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      if granny clampit ask me ONE mo time what i'm laughing at! :mad:

      KY :yes: in fact that's y i named it relaxing lavender bc that's what it does. (candy cane too, but lavender moreso)

      Dimpz a FEW posters have mentioned candy cane "lighting up" the c l i t

      oh yeah, FUKK yo nosey ass coworker tho! :rollseyes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      Wait, so we are calling him SCAB FACE now, SMH....I don't wan't to see it! :vomit:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      What is BAP?! Lawd, I need to log my lame ass off, go home and shave! :rofl:

      SHEDDUP SHAUN!<----*said in my GO HOME ROGER voice* :hahaha:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @Ky
      :vomit: and :yes:

      @Dimpz :hugs: Dont complain bew you will come out better as a result

    • OutsidetheBox

      Haha. KY been hit with that Dereon Book of Shadows voodoo. :coffee: Youre welcome.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

      MY Peach
      Reggie/Regular = WEED
      LOUD = DRO Though
      YUP... :coffee:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      lawsuits?

      AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT. me & me legal aide lawyer aint bout that life :no:

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Choco......You can only call in sick 3x in one month before you get written up. She just used 2. She gone call off again when her "girly" comes. :yes:

      Bish 50 still calling off everytime it comes. Go get that shyt fixed. Ugh! :smack:

    • KyCakes

      OutsidetheBox says:

      Haha. KY been hit with that Dereon Book of Shadows voodoo. Youre welcome.
      ----------------------------------------------------------------------
      Yeah, well...I only put it up, cause she looked higher than a giraffe's ass...

      And besides...I got the voo-doo curse long ago when I saw some dereon boots on sale, bought 'em and them bishes fell apart three weeks later...

      #DereonAintChit

      Yeah I said it :coffee:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      ELove says:

      MY Peach
      Reggie/Regular = WEED
      LOUD = DRO Though
      YUP…
      *****
      :smack: I was wrong...maybe I should leave it alone...its only so much googling you can do :kona: #notboutthatsmokerslife

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ ELove....Thank you. Now WTF is BAP?! :shrug:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      ELove :kiss: <---me blowing u a gun

      ok i'll bite, wth is SCAB face? :shrug:

    • KyCakes

      MzDimplez1123 says:
      Bish 50 still calling off everytime it comes. Go get that shyt fixed. Ugh!
      -------------------------------------------------------------------
      People still do that? Oh my... :no:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Bap is trashy weed...like no smell, no nothing, just make you sick. You cant hardly give that chit away :lol:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      reggie & loud are both :smoke: loud is higher quality

      #helpful

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      @ Ky...You should've called me before you bought them. When they first started carrying Dereon at Macy's here, they did a story on it with Bey and her mama.

      Reporter: So we here your product is ill fitted and of cheap quality. *extends mic*

      Bey: :blink: *looks at Tina* :shocked:

      Tina: Cut the camera off NOW! :mad:

      :rofl: They didn't see that shyt coming.

    • OutsidetheBox

      #DereonAintChit

      :hahaha: Girlllllll do not pass go. Do not buy that chit unless it says HOD :rofl:

    • KyCakes

      Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
      ok i'll bite, wth is SCAB face?
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      Ooh ooh..lemme answer, por favor...

      It's the cat that got his face ate off...He looks like a big scab..

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

      @OTB @MzDimpZ
      BAP = HUFF (Trash DIRT Weed...) for Us Chi-Town Peeps Though :lol:

    • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

      @ Choco……You can only call in sick 3x in one month before you get written up. She just used 2. She gone call off again when her “girly” comes.

      Bish 50 still calling off everytime it comes. Go get that shyt fixed. Ugh!
      _________________________
      :lol: :lol:

    • KyCakes

      @Dimpz @OTB I was trying to be an economical label whore...

      Got all essited and chit...

      I will NOT fall for the banana in the tailpipe again :nono:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTw5wZXunyU DownBottom

      *Bookmarks Urban Dictionary for future references* :pc: :ashamed: <...not really :tea:

    • OutsidetheBox

      Huff. :lol: Imma be too ready when I come to Chitown. Dont try to sell me no HUFF. :lol:

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      OTB ooooh. i saw it the next day. scarred for life!

      :bye: errybody!

      gonna do workout!

    • http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

      <---Knows what HUFF is. :yes:

      Thank you all for today's lesson.

      Now it's time to say goodbye to all my Negro friendssssssssssss. :whistle:

      I'll holla at yall tomorrow. :hug: and :love: all around.

    • Anna

      DownBottom says:

      @fay, I can’t wait to try the peppermint…although the cinnamon tingled on my scalp as well! I love the Citrus for my body though…owww!!!
      ~~~~~~~~~
      I like the Citrus, but it's the only kind I've tried. I ordere the big Citris last week. I'm going to put it in a few individual containers for different uses. I was picking up a Olive Garden bag and my nail scarced my hand. I put some whip on in for two days, I can't even tell there was a scratch there.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

      @Fayla :smoke: Yes (I'll TAKE That Baby...) :kiss:

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      @ Fayla just got my hair down. I forgot your fb addy so i can look for your hair do tips.

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      Mrs.Zimmerman look like a drowing victim

    • OutsidetheBox

      :bye: Everyone. Same blog, tomm.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7je-DEQgPJk&feature=related ELove

      @MzDimpZ @OTB :thumbsup: :lol:

    • http://youtu.be/Yop62wQH498 Daddy Warbucks

      @ E, Sup Charlie, who sings that song "On my Momma"

    • Brenden’ 2: Electric Boogaloo

      Well this made me smile :-) Ol F*t Fl**by B**ch. I hope she chokes on a pork chop.

    • missmiami

      :hi: Gm all, I'm on a 16hr shift today so desperately in need of laughs :tea:

    • KyCakes

      missmiami :yahoo:

      It's just after 6AM here...

    • KyCakes

      :shock: 16 hours???!!! SUMMAMABISH Woman

    • NaijaGal

      missmiami :waves:

      KyCakes cake cake cake cake cake cake cake :hug:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      MORNING LADIES :coffee: <<WITH PAN DULCE!
      ITS GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY TODAY I KNOW IT I OWN IT AND GAAAWD DANG IT ITS GOING TO BE AN AWWSOME DAY!! :yes:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      MIS MIAMMI U A NURSE? :hug: **HANDS U SOME COFFEE AND PAN DULCE**

    • NaijaGal

      Well Deion has confirmed that him and Tracy Edmonds are a couple

    • NaijaGal

      LAKES :hug:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      NAIJA :hug: **rubs ur abs** I HATE B!TCH ACTING MEN.. AND DION.. SIR U ARE LETTING UR B!TCH WAYS OUT.. :coffee:

    • http://Apr0424.wordpress.com boistop

      Nobytchassedness
      Goooooooooooood Morntings Dahlings

    • KyCakes

      Gud Moanin'
      Lakes
      Naija
      boistop

      :wave:

    • lovezoe

      :waves:

    • KyCakes

      I've always thought Deion was a bish :lol:

    • KyCakes

      LOVEZOE :yahoo:

    • KyCakes

      @Naija Me thinks they have been phukkin this whole time.... :yes:

    • missmiami

      Yeah girl i came in @ 6:30am and leave at 10:30pm. But a gal gotta do what she gotta do. Thx goodness I am off tomorrow :happy:

    • missmiami

      Naw, i wish i was a nurse that way I had an excuse for these long as hours. Im a fire rescue dispatcher. I get to tell dudes where to go on the radio :hahaha: stay in school kids

    • KyCakes

      In addition to the hellish wildfire Colorado has going (43k + acres burned) a trial started today for a Woman accused of negligent homicide. This Woman was driving her vehicle at a high rate of speed and killed an entire family of five.

      Turns out, this bish was ordered by a Doctor to not drive until properly evaluated, due to her multiple seizures...

      What is wrong with people? :no:

      Now because of your dumb ass, a whole family is gone... :nono:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      KY :lol:
      LOVE I SAW TAKERS **FOR THE 4584354 ** TIME LAST NIGHT AND THAT SIR ON UR GRAVI WAS SESSY :love:

    • KyCakes

      missmiami says:

      Naw, i wish i was a nurse that way I had an excuse for these long as hours. Im a fire rescue dispatcher. I get to tell dudes where to go on the radio stay in school kids
      ------------------------------------------------------------------
      :cosign: <------- really says 'message'

      :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      This Woman was driving her vehicle at a high rate of speed and killed an entire family of five.
      :cry: ONE STUPID DECISION.. JUST FAWK WHAT IS GOING ON?

    • NaijaGal

      KYCAKES - of course they've been...I don't necessarily care for Pilar but damn that's fcuked up

      LOVEZOE :hug:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      MISSMIAMI :lol:

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
      LOVE I SAW TAKERS **FOR THE 4584354 ** TIME LAST NIGHT AND THAT SIR ON UR GRAVI WAS SESSY
      ----------------------------------------------------------------------
      Why am I all hurt inside that he's dating Taraji P. Henson?

      I mean they're cute and all, but....yeah *files nails*

    • KyCakes

      NaijaGal says:

      KYCAKES – of course they’ve been…I don’t necessarily care for Pilar but damn that’s fcuked up
      -------------------------------------------------------------------
      :preach:

    • WUT-IZ-SWAGU

      GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
      AND HAPPY :hump: DAY!

      wish I was actually :hump: right now... can't have it all.. :shrug:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      NAIJA & KY I JUST THINK HIS COMMENT ABOUT HOW "SHE WAS A MATURE WOMAN..BEUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND INSIDE" THAT WAS EXTRA OL B!TCH AZZ.. AT ONE POINT PILAR WAS ALL THAT AND MORE FOR HIS AZZ WHY DO ALL THIS EXTRA MEDIA SHAIT FOR?

    • lovezoe

      Lakes- we will tango bout my man. My husband said if he holla I guess I'm out. :coffee:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      KY THEY DATING FO REALZ? :pc: SHAIT THE WHITE BOY ON TAKERS **SAME GUY FROM FAST AND FURIOUS** CAN SOOO GET IT TOO!! FAWKN WHITE BOY IS SESSY TO ME IDK WHY THO.. :hunch:

    • NaijaGal

      KYCAKES - she needs to spend the rest of her life in prison...they should've charged her with depraved heart murder...stupid broad

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      GM!
      i aint finna be lookin at down sinder up yonder for too long tho :coffee:

    • lovezoe

      Naja, Ky :hugs:

      I've always said Deion was a stunt queen.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      OH AND ZOE :love: IS THAT BISH!

    • NaijaGal

      WUT WUT IN DA BUTT :waves:

    • NaijaGal

      FAYLA :kiss:

      KY & LAKES - they say the ex-wife is cosigning Deion & Tracy...wonder how messy ish is about to get

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      NAIJA & KY I JUST THINK HIS COMMENT ABOUT HOW “SHE WAS A MATURE WOMAN..BEUTIFUL OUTSIDE AND INSIDE” THAT WAS EXTRA OL B!TCH AZZ.. AT ONE POINT PILAR WAS ALL THAT AND MORE FOR HIS AZZ WHY DO ALL THIS EXTRA MEDIA SHAIT FOR?
      ---------------------------------------------------------------------
      Some Men will do that extra chit, just to make the ex feel bad.

      I dated this one NOI (Nation of Islam) cat...Muhphucka cheated on me with a YT girl that had just graduated HS :shock:

      Now...he tried to tell me 'she's educated'

      Kneegrow, she just graduated High School.

      I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial relationship, what the phuck ELSE are you cheating and hiding? :think: :lol:

    • KyCakes

      NaijaGal says:

      WUT WUT IN DA BUTT
      ---------------------------------------------------------
      :whistle:
      You wanna do wut wut? In my butt?

      :rofl: That damn Samwell.....

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial relationship, what the phuck ELSE are you cheating and hiding?
      :rofl: BISH I LUVS U!! DID HE HAVE ALL THAT FACIAL HAIR? :popcorn:

    • lovezoe

      Tracey just a regular ole bicycle, huh?

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      LOVE IDK WHO THIS TRACY CHICK IS RICKY SMILY WAS SAYING SHE WAS ONE FIIIIINE OLDER LADY :shrug: STILL DONT GIVE NO EXCUSE FOR DOING ALL THAT ESSTRA SHAIT TALKING :nono:

    • lovezoe

      Tracey is Babyface ex-wife and almost married Eddie until Johnny boy said something

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial relationship, what the phuck ELSE are you cheating and hiding?
      BISH I LUVS U!! DID HE HAVE ALL THAT FACIAL HAIR?
      -----------------------------------------------------------------
      No facial hair, but he's the 'pygmy' I told y'all about a bit ago...He looked fine with clothes on, but once he was nekky? :nono:

      But he ate the box like no other, so that's why a bish stayed... :lol:

    • KyCakes

      lovezoe says:

      Tracey is Babyface ex-wife and almost married Eddie until Johnny boy said something
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      :rofl:
      I have to go back and find @Man's diatribe... brb

    • NaijaGal

      :newpost: is up folks

      LAKES Tracy is Babyface's ex-wife, then she was with Eddie Murphy and 'married' him on an island somewhere but the marriage wasn't valid and now she's linked to Deion

    • KyCakes

      !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

      KY THEY DATING FO REALZ? SHAIT THE WHITE BOY ON TAKERS **SAME GUY FROM FAST AND FURIOUS** CAN SOOO GET IT TOO!! FAWKN WHITE BOY IS SESSY TO ME IDK WHY THO..
      ---------------------------------------------
      ahh, yes...Mr. Paul Walker

      He gives me fever....jungle fever

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      I promtly looked under his bed for a pork chop sandwich. If you cheating on me with a white girl and your religion forbids you from entering into an interracial

      :dead:

      Heyyy Ky! :waves: <---ham sammich
      Lakes :hug: manana mami!
      ZoeZoe :2dance: what the deelio?
      Naija!! :kiss: how is my Cocoa Goddess this moanin?

    • lovezoe

      Fay- what it do, what it do boo!