Celeb Styles: Drake, Waka Flocka, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, Roger Federer

Sandra Rose June 20, 2012

Emo rapper Drake, center, hired two beefy body guards to protect his face from Chris Brown and his LA Crips buddies. The trio were seen shopping in D.C. Wednesday. Drake is still shook after his bottle throwing brawl with Chris at a now shuttered nightclub in NYC last week. The Canadian rapper wore a black jumpsuit paired with white-varsity red Air Jordan retro 11 sneakers (retail $140).

Reality TV personalities Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are seen at Colette for some shopping in Paris, France Wednesday. Kim wore a turtleneck dress with Christian Louboutin Snakeskin Thigh High Boots.

Rapper Waka Flocka Flame was seen leaving El Capitan Theatre studios after a performance on the Jimmy Kimmel Live! show out in Hollywood Wednesday. He was styled in a Burberry long sleeve elbow patch t-shirt ($150), a check print belt ($250-$295), and check sneakers (retail $365).

Tennis star Roger Federer was spotted out shopping with his wife on Bond Street in Mayfair, London Wednesday. Roger wore a pair of Kanye West’s much-hyped Nike Air Yeezy 2 sneakers (retail $245) in black-solar red.

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Drake puts the BEAT DOWN on Chris Brown!

VDot

Hmmmm Drake’s bodyguard in the back looks… slow. Like his name is Leroy and in his spare time he chews rubber tires and pounds rocks into powder. He looks loyal though
Ty

Why the bodyguards look like pitt bulls. Steroid abuse I thought it was hot every damn where why is Kim still wearing snowsuits and boots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

That dude behind drake looks like he just let out a big one
VDot

Wacka’s neck looks dirty. Yuck
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—steroid injections
Ty

Waka shouldnt have done that Peta commercial. Every time I see him Im reminded of his baby bump and that french pedicure
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

oh. kimye still working on couple of the year award eh?
Ty

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

<—steroid injections
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They put one of Nikkis azz shots in the body guards neck Fay
brwnbutafly

Kim and Kanye aren’t even holding hands…she’s holding his hand like my toddler holds mine. Also, has anyone else noticed a change in her clothing. A turtleneck in the summer????
lovezoe

I see why rappers broke, 150 for the Hanes tee?!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

that pic of Waka look photoshopped like a mug! dont look like his face belongs on that body. like it morphed around the beardline
Ty

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

oh. kimye still working on couple of the year award eh?
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She needs to come and get this Hawaiian Tropic moisturizer ad that Sandra keeps pushing on us
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Ty says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

<—steroid injections
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They put one of Nikkis azz shots in the body guards neck Fay

u so stoopit Ty!
I Go There
KyCakes

VDot says:

Hmmmm Drake’s bodyguard in the back looks… slow.
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…and the one in back looks like Cromagnum man…
KyCakes

*Front
Mamacita

It’s 1354653 degrees in MS and these folks walkin around in leather pants and knee high boots? *faints*

I do like Kimye though I think they’re cute together. #judgeme

Hey yall
KyCakes

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

I look at that body guard in the back and all I can think of is “You wanna go night night nigga?”
KyCakes

Doesn’t Wack Flame have the herp?
KyCakes

@Wut you are a FOOL
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*
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I misseded out on the nastiness? I hate when I actually have to work!
I Go There

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

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Oh yeah… I see you
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

KyCakes says:

Doesn’t Wack Flame have the herp?

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From that post Sandra put up a while back where a groupie took a picture of him sleeping in her bed she said he gave her the herps… so
Bibi

Them bodyguards

True story I know a dude up for murder cuz he was a bouncer and tried to break up a fight and dude he held died….

It just ain’t worth the fighting…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Ty says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

oh. kimye still working on couple of the year award eh?
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She needs to come and get this Hawaiian Tropic moisturizer ad that Sandra keeps pushing on us

she need a coochie-juice transfusion
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

<—-planters mixed nuts… since I can't get none from my tecky and don't want none from my ex-mista

why in the hell are there so many cashews!!! I hate cashews eww!

*Being random helps the horny…
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ BiBi…I be tryna tell my guy that, he’on listen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

Kim looks bored as HELL with Kanye…
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Drake He making sure he got them bodyguards. Waka looks good and slow
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Is KIm wearing boots?

@ Fe…I’m bored with them too, shyt.
yallcrazy

Welp, at least wrapper wakaflakaflame’s tittays ain’t grow no more *flashbacks of them thighs in that peta ad* #yikes
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

FeFe Feminine says:

Kim looks bored as HELL with Kanye…
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Kim looking like “DAMN WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME THE :cus: RUMOR THAT ALL BLACK MEN HAVE BIG DICKS IS A LIE????!!!”
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin…Those hips!
Bibi

@MzDimplez

Dude is the nicest too…just doing his job but he like 6’3 350 pounds so he was just holding him…

U know what I take back everything I said bout Jen suing that chick..she right…u don’t ever know what could happen and folks need to learn…

that was so damn random
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Bibi says:

Them bodyguards

True story I know a dude up for murder cuz he was a bouncer and tried to break up a fight and dude he held died….

It just ain’t worth the fighting…

that’s messed up!
yallcrazy

Isn’t there some egyptian prince or some shyt that will pay mama k for Kim

I can see it now
Ty

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

Ty says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

oh. kimye still working on couple of the year award eh?
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She needs to come and get this Hawaiian Tropic moisturizer ad that Sandra keeps pushing on us

she need a coochie-juice transfusion
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@ Fe Im pretty sure he is bored with her azz too…literally
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

@Dimpz

That relationship is SOOOOO dead…
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Bibi
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

yallcrazy says:

Welp, at least wrapper wakaflakaflame’s tittays ain’t grow no more *flashbacks of them thighs in that peta ad* #yikes
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did you just see me font that I WAS EATING!!!
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

YALL :2dance: from the sounds of it i’m GLAD i aint seent said pic

S/N

i feel like being messy

hey WUT!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Sticking Kim in a harem.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

:2dance: Fay Fay!!! Hey do your husband got a brother? Tell him Wut so horny she love him long time
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

yallcrazy says:

Welp, at least wrapper wakaflakaflame’s tittays ain’t grow no more *flashbacks of them thighs in that peta ad* #yikes
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Kill the visual Kill the visual
yallcrazy

Fay

My bad WUT I didn’t see it *walks out like I got flocka hips*

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Messy, you say Hrrrm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVuI9sUlcE @NikkeMinxx

*checks my body language pamphlet* Some people say you should only hold on to a few fingers, something about giving them space and room to roam… but aren’t so insecure that you hold on to the whole hand and give the impression of being clingy and desperate Kim is doing the one or two finger thing but she still looks lcingy to me and is she wearing a lace front because I swore I she had struggle edges in a recent pic…

fluck whoever termed the coin struggle braids because I saw some at the striphouse last weekend and

MzD
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin…Don’t you knock nothing over walking outta here!
Ty

@ Yall…for the right price Kris will be all over that I can hear her telling Kim that she can come home on the weekends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jsZhYyyPuI FeFe Feminine

g’nite everybody! Have a good evening :hugs:
yallcrazy

Cousin, he is a serial tesser now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBrmhl70e38 Unpredictable

at the mofo’s in this post!!!!!!

Drake done beefed up his beefcake security cuz of a bish move that HE made.

Kim, those boots are hawt, but bish I know you hot. And I know Kanye’s balls done suffocated in those leather pants.

Wack-a looks like he’s going to college to major in Geometry.
I Go There

I cant wait to get outta here… I need some relaxation
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

NIKKE MINXX!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

:hugs: @ Fe
Goodnite Mija

@ Yall
He goin off my texted me all day the first day after that not so much
Genevieve..

Kim cannot dress, I have never seen her looking fly.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Goodnight Fefe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVuI9sUlcE @NikkeMinxx

Isn’t there some egyptian prince or some shyt that will pay mama k for Kim
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Hell, if they’re dragging strippers and booty heauxs over there for appearances I’m sure Big Pimpin’ can get a nice sum if she packages up two or three of her daughters. Hail, She could even do like the Couples Resorts’s secret Rendezvous and make it cheaper if you don’t care which one of the four you get.
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

yallcrazy says:

Fay

My bad WUT I didn’t see it *walks out like I got flocka hips*
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I imagine Wacko’s hips just sloshing round too…
Ty

jeniefrumdabloc says:

yallcrazy says:

Welp, at least wrapper wakaflakaflame’s tittays ain’t grow no more *flashbacks of them thighs in that peta ad* #yikes
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Kill the visual Kill the visual
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He head the nerve to have his damn feet done with a french pedi
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Ty

@ Cousin….Tell him you have limited text messages.

@ Aww Quinton…You feeling uptight?
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

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Oh yeah… I see you
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Yes, but do you see this ———–>
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

I Go There says:

I cant wait to get outta here… I need some relaxation
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I know the name of a gooood masseuse…
Ty

:wave: FeFe….book that shyt asap hun!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Choco, so you patched up the raft eh?
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Waka face look to small for neck, Ima have to go with Fay, this pic looks photoshoped either that , or well
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

FEFEFEFEFEFEEFFEEFEEE
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@EGO
So whats her name Shenellica I KID :hugs:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Aww man…His toes WAS done!
yallcrazy

Fi and #dontkillnobody

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Welp Cousin, now I have to turn into a meanie, which will only become a turnon to said person

#cookieiscrumbling
KyCakes

jeniefrumdabloc says:
Waka looks good and slow
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Damn you, Jenie

I’m gon make me some taters, umm hmm <—— in my Slingblade voice
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ty says:

jeniefrumdabloc says:

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He head the nerve to have his damn feet done with a french pedi
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GTFOH
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

@KY
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

PPM! sup sessy?

YALL messy. i know it’s so out of character
i’m praying on it. Dimpz gone help me thru it aintcha Dimpz?

MIRS!! hey bewzilla!

WUT, he do..but i got luv for u bew..i wouldn’t do u like that
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@JMO
No girl I held onto you – you underneath water rat now you are so jacked up for that random act of violence
Ty

Google that shyt Jenie…I will not tell a lie
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin
yallcrazy

Not his toes yall

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I ain’t lyin to nan about shatt yall He ain’t ready
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I’m gon make me some taters, umm hmm <—— in my Slingblade voice
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not Slingblade #SCARED
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Fayla….*mouths* I gotchu!

@ Jenie…Sadly, TY is telling the truth about Flocka’s toes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVuI9sUlcE @NikkeMinxx

*assumes Fay Fay (tatted’s Bay Bay) is talking to me* Whassup fab lady? Can you put a over of Adele’s One and Only on Youtube for me?
yallcrazy

Who “we” calling a water rat?

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Fay, check phone for MESS
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Whose toes are done in a french pedi pls tell me where I need to find that pic
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Who “we” calling a water rat?
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Rat as right now you silly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Choco
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

WUT, he do..but i got luv for u bew..i wouldn’t do u like that
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Damn I got horny people Oldtymers! I remember you telling me that!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco….Google waka flocka’s peta ad, he was nekkid, looked dirty from the tats, had wide ass hips and a FRESH French Pedi.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Genevieve i lub them shoes in yo gravi

a SR poster just won the Review of the Month!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ty says:

Google that shyt Jenie…I will not tell a lie
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Me no want to see that crap
WUT-IZ-SWAGU

:goodnite: yall and
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

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Oh yeah… I see you
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Yes, but do you see this ———–>
_____________________

Oh shait

KY trying to start something…
Bibi

All up and through
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
yallcrazy

NikkeMinxx <–29 lives I'm living
Ty

Choco aka Hippie says:

Whose toes are done in a french pedi pls tell me where I need to find that pic
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Choc I know u saw that Peta ad with Flocka’s baby making hips, downward :boobs:, baby bump larger than Beys, and the toes sealed the deal

He shouldnt even be naked in the shower
I Go There

WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:

I Go There says:

I cant wait to get outta here… I need some relaxation
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I know the name of a gooood masseuse…
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whats HER name
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Wakas body why nude that chit is degenerative to eye cells
yallcrazy

Choco aka Hippie says:

Whose toes are done in a french pedi pls tell me where I need to find that pic
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wrapper wacker flacker flamer

So they say
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

whats HER name
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Shenellica
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

I just seen the toes
Ty

Peace out Roses
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Jenie….They were so out of place.
I Go There

Choco aka Hippie says:

whats HER name
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Shenellica
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ill pass

dont need none of that shait…. AT ALL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

He shouldnt even be naked in the shower
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By Ty #cray
yallcrazy

yall know how Choco gets when she sees any ugliness
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Lawd, I need a nap and my Godsis is dragging me to Tar’Get after work.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

ill pass

dont need none of that shait…. AT ALL
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Good deal
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

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Oh yeah… I see you
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Yes, but do you see this ———–>
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Oh shait

KY trying to start something…
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Trying to start something like Michael….
yallcrazy

Choco aka Hippie says:

whats HER name
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Shenellica

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Ty
KyCakes

Ty
Bibi

Yall ain’t shyt
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

yall know how Choco gets when she sees any ugliness
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That becuz in my world there are fairies and unicorns not TROLLS and Goblins
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

@NikkeMinxx says:

*assumes Fay Fay (tatted’s Bay Bay) is talking to me* Whassup fab lady? Can you put a over of Adele’s One and Only on Youtube for me?

I shole was! but i’ve never heard this song. lemme c

my daughter posted 2 adele songs on my page today she’s in love with, this may be one of them
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i knowed Dimz lubbedid me, i just knowed it!
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YALL checking now
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco….Do you have Visions of Love too?
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

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Oh yeah… I see you
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Yes, but do you see this ———–>
_____________________

Oh shait

KY trying to start something…
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Trying to start something like Michael….

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Alright now KY

it get rough over here…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
Of course I do – Alice in wonderland has visited once or twice
yallcrazy

I may have to break somebody down via landline tonight *sigh*

why do folks like it when I am mean??? ION get thatEver!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Fayla
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

__________________________________

Oh yeah… I see you
——————————————————————–
Yes, but do you see this ———–>
_____________________

Oh shait

KY trying to start something…
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Trying to start something like Michael….

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Alright now KY

it get rough over here…
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I’m aware…I can pack my cooter with ice when it’s all said and done
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Choco aka Hippie says:

@ Wakas body why nude that chit is degenerative to eye cells
KyCakes

yallcrazy says:

I may have to break somebody down via landline tonight *sigh*

why do folks like it when I am mean??? ION get thatEver!
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Is it a Man?

Men think that chit is an aphrodisiac…..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco

@ Quinton…What you up to NOW?! I got my eyes on you, all 4 of them.
yallcrazy

*throws pixie dust* @Cousin & Choco
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NikkeMinxx, when you gonna be our way yo?
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BB
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KY! hey suga!
yallcrazy

a man @Ky BUT ION do drama, unless I WANNA do it. Shoot
KyCakes

My Songstress!
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

@IGO Now we can resume our nastiness
*looks around for any shims or Men that SWEAR they were born a Woman*

__________________________________

Oh yeah… I see you
——————————————————————–
Yes, but do you see this ———–>
_____________________

Oh shait

KY trying to start something…
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Trying to start something like Michael….

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Alright now KY

it get rough over here…
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I’m aware…I can pack my cooter with ice when it’s all said and done
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See why you brining up old shait…

Damn me and my shait talking….
yallcrazy

Fay, did you see?
I Go There

KyCakes says:

yallcrazy says:

I may have to break somebody down via landline tonight *sigh*

why do folks like it when I am mean??? ION get thatEver!
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Is it a Man?

Men think that chit is an aphrodisiac…..

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SHEEEIIITTTTTTTT

I dont like that shait… forget all that.
KyCakes

yallcrazy says:

a man @Ky BUT ION do drama, unless I WANNA do it. Shoot
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Sorry pud
yallcrazy

*cues Ice Cube’s I AIN’T THA ONE*
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

I just found a pic I didn’t know I had.
yallcrazy

Igo, they be trying to pull me outta “my cool” yo!

Always!
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Choco

@ Quinton…What you up to NOW?! I got my eyes on you, all 4 of them.
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ah nah Dimplez

Im good.. I know you think Im out here preying on all the young unsuspecting girls… and doing them wrong and shait.
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

yallcrazy says:

I may have to break somebody down via landline tonight *sigh*

why do folks like it when I am mean??? ION get thatEver!
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Is it a Man?

Men think that chit is an aphrodisiac…..

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SHEEEIIITTTTTTTT

I dont like that shait… forget all that.
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I’m tellin you…I’ve went stone cold AWF before and had a ninja tell me “girl that chit so sessi”

GTFOH fo’ a bish catch a case….

*Note to IGO – I don’t go AWF ALL the time…
I Go There

yallcrazy says:

Igo, they be trying to pull me outta “my cool” yo!

Always!

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Yall… I feel ya

You have NO IDEA how much I feel ya.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

*throws pixie dust* @Cousin & Choco
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:2dance: in pixie dust
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

ok serious question:

if ur mate was unwilling to do something u wanted sexually, is it a deal breaker?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ IGo…Everybody round here though should be old enough to cover their ass. I didn’t say that about you but,
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fay
Nowadays some folks may think so
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Fayla…..If it’s playing in his ass, I’m more than willing for him to break the deal.
missmiami

So Halle has to pay 20k a month in child support. to the babydaddy
I Go There

KyCakes says:

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

yallcrazy says:

I may have to break somebody down via landline tonight *sigh*

why do folks like it when I am mean??? ION get thatEver!
——————————————————————-
Is it a Man?

Men think that chit is an aphrodisiac…..

____________________________

SHEEEIIITTTTTTTT

I dont like that shait… forget all that.
—————————————————————–
I’m tellin you…I’ve went stone cold AWF before and had a ninja tell me “girl that chit so sessi”

GTFOH fo’ a bish catch a case….

*Note to IGO – I don’t go AWF ALL the time…
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Nah… I like a woman to talk a lil shait but I dont like a woman going off on me.. that shait will put you in the DNC list…

Im very respectful
and I expect the same.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ IGO thinking I called him the Pied Piper.
yallcrazy

Nope, not for me Fay. djm

*begins rolling in the pixie dust*

Igo, & they take offense to my coolness
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Damn, don’t these ppl know we close at 6? Why the hell are they still calling?
KyCakes

@Songstress and @Dimpz
I on the ass play… (dammit Dimpz)

But yeah, there are certain things that, while you may not do the first time around, you definitely have to incorporate at some point…

Eating the puzz is NON-NEGOTIABLE….especially when you want me to chance unhinging my jaw so you can feel fulfilled…
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ IGo…Everybody round here though should be old enough to cover their ass. I didn’t say that about you but,
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Dimplez baby .. I hear ya.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Fayla…..If it’s playing in his ass, I’m more than willing for him to break the deal.
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

*Drools @ my gravi*

@ Ky @ unhinging your jaw though.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Fayla…..If it’s playing in his ass, I’m more than willing for him to break the deal.

girl yeen NEVA lied mk?! imma be side-eyein his azz 4EVA for that. at a distance of course bc we aint gone be able to continue together as a couple with u wanting me to tickle yo proskrate. my name is NOT Jose

Choco I’m trying to see just how serious it can be for some..
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…I’m serious!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…I’m serious!
yallcrazy

Cousin #nobootygames
KyCakes

IGO has a Do Not Call list

You are my ninja, I swear….
KyCakes

MzDimplez1123 says:

*Drools @ my gravi*

@ Ky @ unhinging your jaw though.
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It only happened once

I was going IN, though……had to give MYSELF a high five….
yallcrazy

my name is NOT Jose

==================
ATTENTION

Cousin is SERIOUS
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

*Calling Quinton RET NAH*

Damn, the blog knew I was serious too. It posted my comment 2x.
I Go There

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

ok serious question:

if ur mate was unwilling to do something u wanted sexually, is it a deal breaker?
___________________________________________

How bad do you wanna do it?

And what exactly is it?

I think about that alot… like if I got with a woman would she be down to get in in like I like… and IF im fking with her like that…THEN she would already be.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Ky
you aight?!
yallcrazy

Ky, head shouldn’t hurt you EVER

Let me give you a though, for being a trooper!!!! <–your mouth
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

<–Down for anything but assplay and fluids!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

ATTENTION

Cousin is SERIOUS
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@Fay
I think it depends on the amount of love and respect that is left in the relationship
missmiami

My bed can’t be defiled. I’m open to all options
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…I respect ANY man enough not to be penetrating him.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Miami
yallcrazy

yall for all.

*floats off onto Choco’s unicorn* <–unicorn
KyCakes

MzDimplez1123 says:

:rofl:@ Ky
you aight?!
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Oh, I’m good now

But yeah, I had to walk away and come back brand new…It was cool, though…homie was still in bliss….probably didn’t even realize I was gone….
I Go There

KyCakes says:

IGO has a Do Not Call list

You are my ninja, I swear….
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yes maam I sure do

its certain shait that will get you on the DNC list
I wont block your number but I wont call you

And going off especially when im laid back like I am
thats #1
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Cousin….WHERE YOU GOIN?!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

*floats off onto Choco’s unicorn* <–unicorn
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and @ EGO talkn about himself
yallcrazy

Attorney, TV legal analyst, and author Lisa Bloom is out with her new critically-acclaimed book “Swagger: 10 Urgent Rules for Raising Boys in an Era of Failing Schools, Mass Joblessness, and Thug Culture”

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Home! Cousin
I Go There

Eating the puzz is NON-NEGOTIABLE….especially when you want me to chance unhinging my jaw so you can feel fulfilled…
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I still dont understand how dudes dont eat pussy

Its the greatest…
KyCakes

I Go There says:

KyCakes says:

IGO has a Do Not Call list

You are my ninja, I swear….
____________________________

yes maam I sure do

its certain shait that will get you on the DNC list
I wont block your number but I wont call you

And going off especially when im laid back like I am
thats #1
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I’m pretty chill and it takes a lot for someone to get under my skin, but I don’t calm down easy…That’s when I need you to simply toss me down and be like “Girl take this dack and STFU”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

<— pretty much down for trying most things once . A man’s reaction is priceless and a huge turn on for me… yea, I think I’ll leave it at that

Did I miss something where Ky got lockjaw?

*scrolls up*
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

unhinging my jaw so you can feel fulfilled…

YALL i’m with u. especially if the person has every OTHER quality u want. but damn if it wouldn’t be hard not to cheat
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Okay I will admit I like the taste of pre-cum but only from my old friend he made me HORNIER than usual
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

JMO!

<—–Doesn't care about eating if the dack is proper.
KyCakes

I Go There says:

Eating the puzz is NON-NEGOTIABLE….especially when you want me to chance unhinging my jaw so you can feel fulfilled…
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I still dont understand how dudes dont eat pussy

Its the greatest…
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Well chit…Not everyone is deserving of ‘being dined upon in the valley’ and I get that, but you don’t just refuse off of GP…
I kicked a ninja to the curb for just that. Thought he was too sexy to eat puzz…I pulled an Eddie Murphy like ‘they still make models like you?’
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Ok, I gotta watch my comments til I change my gravi.
http://twitter.com/#!/Birdshu Bird

I didn’t want to speak out of turn so I had to look it up and it is currently 64 degrees in gay Paris. I still wouldn’t wear those boots in that temp, but maybe it was colder what ever day these pics were taken. I love the boots, but that dress is making me sad. And I ain’t seen a real smile from Kim since she been with Kanye. I hope she’s not doing another Kris thing.
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

I Go There says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

ok serious question:

if ur mate was unwilling to do something u wanted sexually, is it a deal breaker?
___________________________________________

How bad do you wanna do it?

And what exactly is it?

I think about that alot… like if I got with a woman would she be down to get in in like I like… and IF im fking with her like that…THEN she would already be.

this is a family oriented blog

but it’s something the person has never experienced, but has always wanted to try. at least once.

she may be salty bc he won’t even try it once
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

I Go There says:

Eating the puzz is NON-NEGOTIABLE….especially when you want me to chance unhinging my jaw so you can feel fulfilled…
___________________________________________

I still dont understand how dudes dont eat pussy

Its the greatest…
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I know a guy who says he won’t do it
KyCakes

@JMO
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Choco aka Hippie says:

Okay I will admit I like the taste of pre-cum but only from my old friend he made me HORNIER than usual

interesting Choc! am i wrong but u don’t like the taste of sea men tho right?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fayla
What she want him in her give us clues through emoticon use
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Fayla..YOu mean like, i’m tryna get my curls snatched, while i’m lightly choked and talked bad to? DJM It ain’t gone happen anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

I Go There says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

ok serious question:

if ur mate was unwilling to do something u wanted sexually, is it a deal breaker?
___________________________________________

How bad do you wanna do it?

And what exactly is it?

I think about that alot… like if I got with a woman would she be down to get in in like I like… and IF im fking with her like that…THEN she would already be.

this is a family oriented blog

but it’s something the person has never experienced, but has always wanted to try. at least once.

she may be salty bc he won’t even try it once
_____________________________________________________________________

So what is it you wanna try Fayla?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Fay
No I like the taste of sea men but Im not swallowing all the glue
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

wish a mf WOULD tell me he don’t

u got to lick it, b4 u stick it

not AT ALL??

<—me on to the next
KyCakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

Choco aka Hippie says:

Okay I will admit I like the taste of pre-cum but only from my old friend he made me HORNIER than usual

interesting Choc! am i wrong but u don’t like the taste of sea men tho right?
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I’m with Choco on this one….The ‘too sessi to eat puzz’ ninja had some yummy man lotion…ION know why, but I couldn’t get enough of his protein….Damn shame…that ninja coulda STAYED with his dack in my mouth….

#OhWell
#SimpleNinjas
KyCakes

at Sea Men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a woman wanting to try something new and the guy saying no though … Most times, you text them some chit like that and he’ll beat your azz home
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

that ninja coulda STAYED with his dack in my mouth….
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Girl I was licking that chit up like a effn dog cleans her puss
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

oh ok i memba it was something about man-milk u wasn’t cool with Choco.

JMO but the reason he gave her would make most women go AWWW! :rollseyes:

Dimpz nawl, i think she already get down like that
KyCakes

Funkin Choco And THEN for the FINALE
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

JMO says:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a woman wanting to try something new and the guy saying no though … Most times, you text them some chit like that and he’ll beat your azz home

girl I KNOW!

KY if i was a dude i’d wife yo ass up eemeejitly!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Fayla….I was really whining about myself though.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
da hail you crying for cuz I said like a dogs cleans her puss

@Fay
That story of Lil Kim having all that chit in her tummy made me weak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Fayla..YOu mean like, i’m tryna get my curls snatched, while i’m lightly choked and talked bad to? DJM It ain’t gone happen anyway.

______________________________________________________________________

I don’t do that either
I Go There

ALright you mean cum guzzling heffas

Im out… yall have a good night

And Choco
is is Kidnap
if you dont untie him after a few days…

LATER
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Choco….You know me so well!

@ Lil Kim
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

*presses play on a Kirk Franklin CD for all you sinners*
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ Igo…You not gone say bye to me?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Ky
girl that chit still has me laughing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

We’re not mean

Bye Igo
West Coast Chick

A mug shot of Stevie J’s babymomma has surfaced… and on it, it lists ther sex as …M I hope that was an error, but uhhhh
KyCakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
KY if i was a dude i’d wife yo ass up eemeejitly!
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That was one ninja I WOULD have Married quick, fast and in a hurry…one of those ones that, you know they got issues, but you’re thinking “I can work with him”

I knew he wanted to go back to school to finish his BS and when I found out how much money I would be making on the job, I told him “you can quit your job, go to school and I’ll hold us down”

That and unlimited dack sucking?

Yeah. He was an idiot…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

: coffee:
I Go There

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Igo…You not gone say bye to me?
____________________________________

Bye MARY

I aint forgot…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Fayla….I was really whining about myself though

but she like that too
KyCakes

IGO :hunch: ya later…..
KyCakes

Al
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

u just mad bc we aint guzzlin YO cum
KyCakes

@Songstress
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KyCakes says:

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
KY if i was a dude i’d wife yo ass up eemeejitly!
——————————————————————–
That was one ninja I WOULD have Married quick, fast and in a hurry…one of those ones that, you know they got issues, but you’re thinking “I can work with him”

I knew he wanted to go back to school to finish his BS and when I found out how much money I would be making on the job, I told him “you can quit your job, go to school and I’ll hold us down”

That and unlimited dack sucking?

Yeah. He was an idiot…..

he was an idjit for leaving at unlimted :blow:

AL!! wassup doe? i’m feelin plantation sexy today
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@AL how’s work
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

So i’m backto being Mary?!

#FML
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

Hey Al! :wave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

What up y’all keep talkin
KyCakes

Choco aka Hippie says:

@Ky
girl that chit still has me laughing
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Girl this made me think of ‘The Long Kiss Goodnight’ when the dog was on his owners lap while they were eating…he was getting ALL in his ass and the professor dude said “I submit to you, that whatever he is trying to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

MzDimplez1123 says:

So i’m backto being Mary?!

#FML
__________________________________________________________

Was that a Mary J Blige reference?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

@ JMO…Mary Tyler Moore.
KyCakes

@Songstress Tell me about it…but I chalked it up to only God knew the true condition of his heart and I was more than likely saved from a lifetime of pain and heartache…
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

Girl this made me think of ‘The Long Kiss Goodnight’ when the dog was on his owners lap while they were eating…he was getting ALL in his ass and the professor dude said “I submit to you, that whatever he is trying to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay”

that is one of my FAVE parts of that movie. that dog was going to TOWN!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

And Choco
is is Kidnap
if you dont untie him after a few days…
_______________
You gave me a visual a naked man tied to a mattress in my laundry room

@ Dimpz I do :hugs:
KyCakes

Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:

Girl this made me think of ‘The Long Kiss Goodnight’ when the dog was on his owners lap while they were eating…he was getting ALL in his ass and the professor dude said “I submit to you, that whatever he is trying to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay”

that is one of my FAVE parts of that movie. that dog was going to TOWN!
——————————————————————–
Yes, girl…I died inside a little…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEureObx87M JMO

@Dimpz, *snaps fingers* dammit
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

KyCakes says:

@Songstress Tell me about it…but I chalked it up to only God knew the true condition of his heart and I was more than likely saved from a lifetime of pain and heartache…

u damn right! u prolly dodged the bullet of yo LIFE
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I knew he wanted to go back to school to finish his BS and when I found out how much money I would be making on the job, I told him “you can quit your job, go to school and I’ll hold us down”

That and unlimited dack sucking?

Yeah. He was an idiot…..
_____________________
DAMN BISH I WANNA MARRY THAT AZZ

Hey Al
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkt7Dx_uK5Y MzDimplez1123

WHY THE LAUNDRY ROOM?
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

7 mo mins!
KyCakes

@Choco Come and get it, bew….
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—getting firmer from that elliptical
http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

<—gone be going down due to the weight loss

they lookin pretty noice right now if i may say so myself & i NEVER compliment my boobs

imma miss 'em
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMTbO-72XY&feature=related ALBoy

IM IM A MEETING
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Nitey FOlks :hugs:
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
I have no idea it seems a good place to hide someone
KyCakes

@Songstress Good job, bew
KyCakes

Choco
Fatkat

Drake’s bodyguards are walking experimental cases of steroids.
Selle

Why is everyone dressed like its 20 degrees outside?

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