Good news ladies! Hunky African actor Djimon Hounsou is back on the market after reportedly splitting from his ball and chain, Kimora Lee.
A source told the NY Daily News’ Gatecrasher that Kimora and her “Gladiator” hubby have split after a “big fight over money.”
It seems the Dopamine faded long ago for Hounsou, 48, and Kimora, 37, who “aren’t as committed to each other as they used to be.
“Djimon walked out on Kimora,” says the source, who adds that the split may have been prompted by Simmons’ ex-husband, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons’ decision to stop funding his wife’s lifestyle.
Rumors swirled when Simmons recently put her six-bedroom, eight-bath Beverly Hills country home on the market for less than what she paid for it in 2007.
The home listing fueled speculation that Kimora was going broke. But Kimora took to her twitter page to deny the rumors:
“Wow, I put 1 of several properties I own (+ DONT live in) on the market & now apparently my whole life is fallin apart?!” she tweeted. “Rumors, Rumors …”
But when the NY Daily News reached out to Hounsou’s rep for a comment, the rep informed them the actor was “working in Vancouver for the past few months.”
Hounsou, from Benin, Africa, began dating the bisexual Kimora in March 2007. In 2008 the couple participated in a traditional African ceremony which was attended by their families. The couple denied the ceremony was a wedding.
A source told the Daily News that “Kimora and Djimon were fighting on New Year’s Eve” and Kimora stuck Djimon with watching their 3 kids while she socialized with her ex-husband (Russell).
“He is a calm, super-nice person and she’s such a diva,” the source told Gatecrasher. “I couldn’t believe they got together in the first place.”
It was just a matter of time.
Source: NYDN
More from Sandrarose.com:
I
Djimon.
He was so sessi in ‘Beauty Shop’
Amazes me that some women can’t keep a man.
What
kahmmillion says:
Amazes me that some women can’t keep a man.
~~~~~~~
It’s hard to be a business woman, and balance a family. She’ll be ok, I saw a commercial for the KLS (rush)card.
Im not surprised I bet Koala Bear ex jump of Laden had a role to play also and Kimora did seem to long for the life she had with Russell a whole bunch of fake fabulosity
wowwwwwwwwwwww.. nuhka said GIVE US FREE frm that crazybish. i’ll take him !!
(we’d hav to dye that goatee doe)
wow. no surprise at all. russell is too rich and seemingly has a great influence on kimora, even after they’ve divorced. the next man has to be prepared for being “a wheel” because baby daddy or ex-husband will always come first, whether they have a good relationship or a schitty one…the ex or baby daddy will come before you. life’s a bish and then you die.
I have never liked her anyway…she’s TOO MUCH of a narcissist…
:stop: He was letting another dude take care of his ol’ lady?
I don’t believe it and they both work, why would they need to live off Russell?
@Choco
They are trying to blame the topic of conversation in the Al Reynolds post on you!
Its not over Russell money’s more so the fact that she always has Russell around when its family time she can’t let go of her past
Choco_ I asked about you! Where have you been?
Hey Choco girl! … We were just thinking about ya
#nervouslaughter
@Fe
How so LAWD
What topic TRUST I haven’t been lurking I stop by but I don’t read comments and Im not going back to care to give the concise version
@FEFE
I’m innocent I say! *adjusts tinfoil halo*
Cosign Kycakes…
Meh … I hate breakups but I love the photo up top
@Gypsy
Working I stop by and see what Sandra be talkn bout
@JMO
Im not even goin in that post – I dont miss the drama :hugs:
@Choco
It was all in fun! The topic shifted to a very *ahem* interesting topic…and YSo wanted to find someone to blame!
alameera — russ $ is lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng. if true, they lived off him cuz the rich get richer that way.
I DONT BELIEVE IT I NEED MORE RELIABLE SOURCES DAMNIT!!!
@Choco
It was all in fun! The topic shifted to a very *ahem* interesting topic…and YSo wanted to find someone to blame!
Chit hasn’t a changed 
____________________________
No drama Chocs, just fun … If you read it, you’ll laugh
@JMO
Perhaps chit I hate perusing comments tho! If YSO was involved IM CERTAIN ITS DRY HUMOR
If he need some where to go he can come with me…literally!
CHOCO DAM BISH U GOOD I WAS JUST ASKING BOUT UR AZZ
@CHOCO
But…but…It’s only cause we misseded you! :hugs:
*peeks to see if she believes me and prepares to run if she doesn’t*
wow…really thought they could make it
<<WONDERS IF U GOT A LOOOOOOOOONG ESSTRECHY NECK LIKE KIMORA CAN U TAKE THE DACK DEEPER IN THE THROAK??
HHHMMMM!
*takes back my :hugs: cause I think I just got called dry*
HMPH!
Choco & YSO
@FeFe –
Thanks. Yeah, I came in and left. I thought sessy talk was much betta, even thought it was A N U L
Hey Choco – Was looking for you, in the Al Reynolds Star Jones, suppose to be Sherri Sherpard post. :
Kimora Simmons huh
:Thinking: about Baby Phat jeans and the chic that talked shait in them that night…
Yeah I dont like her.
Al-Ameera says:
I don’t believe it and they both work, why would they need to live off Russell?
I knew this was coming. He has been looking at her crazy since last year. He
in one of the pics of them together that Sandra posted a few months back. I think he got tired of her azz 
Kimora probably already has a rebound guy 
It wasn’t no drama…we was talking bout sessy stuff.
YO, we not about that life. Been wanting to use that term. I’m good now.
It doesn’t really matter. If you are not married, no need for a prenup. She never married Jimonny, thus keeping money ties w/Russ.
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
CHOCO DAM BISH U GOOD I WAS JUST ASKING BOUT UR AZZ
__________________________________________________
Like literally… YOUR AZZ
Yall crazy and Im not goin in that other post
@Lakes
at I was just asking about you…
In My Amistad Voice.. HE IS FREE!!!
They always seemed like a weird couple to me. I wouldn’t expect him to be as vain and flashy as her. But of course I don’t really know him. Maybe he’s cool with the superficial, materialistic type chick.
CHOCO
HOLD UP :stop: WELL FAWK IT YEP I WAS ASKING ABOUT UR 
AWW COME ON AND PLAY CHOCO LIKE OLD TIME…RAAAAAAWWWR! 
@Cali
So no sessy talk for me 
Im undersexed and by coinkinydink being suited by a youngen Im tryn to keep all my wits about me rat now
IGO
And leave it to Ebony to take a jacked up pic of super foine former super model Djimon. WTH is that?
Awww… It’s the cover I produced. Thanks, Sandra!!
@Lakes
Im not getting trapped with YALL THORNS AND ROSES 
What do you want to know about my
CHOCO SO U GOT U ANOTHER CUB??
RAAAAAWR !
CHOCO WE WAS TALKING ABOUT CULO SESS DOWN UNDER..
YEP.. THOUGHT THE COUGAR OF THE BLOG WOULD HAVE SOOME ESSTORIES TO SHARE 
BUT SINCE U NO SESSY TALK.. 
He can stay on the market and rise in price like Google and Apple. But after, “Give us..us free…give us…us free!” I never looked at him the same!
He can stay on the market and rise in price like Google and Apple. But after, “Give us..us free…give us…us free!” I never looked at him the same!
@Lakes
Nope Im steering clear of him but he’s smart he doesn’t press me out will contact me ever so often to let me know Im on his mind Im proceeding with caution but I do like the pursuit
Bird says:
They always seemed like a weird couple to me. I wouldn’t expect him to be as vain and flashy as her. But of course I don’t really know him. Maybe he’s cool with the superficial, materialistic type chick.
~~~~~~~~
After a certain age men get tired of drama. She seems like the type that would curse a vallet out in front of everyone for taking too long to bring them their car.
Simmons’ ex-husband, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons’ decision to stop funding his wife’s lifestyle.
————————————————
Why Russ gotta pay for her, his kids with her, her new motherland dack AND her new baby.
I Go There says:
Kimora Simmons huh
:Thinking: about Baby Phat jeans and the chic that talked shait in them that night…
Yeah I dont like her.
___________________________________________________________________
Was this in ’06??
Laker
whats up
it’s safer in here me dont like the Al/ Star post
JMO says:
I Go There says:
Kimora Simmons huh
:Thinking: about Baby Phat jeans and the chic that talked shait in them that night…
Yeah I dont like her.
___________________________________________________________________
Was this in ’06??
_____________________________________________________________
Could have been
06 was a wild time… it was when I first moved out here
I’M PRAYING THIS STORY ISN’T TRUE, I ACTUALLY LIKED THEM TOGETHER AND THE SPLIT IS CERTAINLY GOING TO HAVE AN AFFECT ON ALL THE CHILDREN
TOO MUCH CHANGE IS NOT HEALTHY, ESPECIALLY AT A YOUNG AGE, IT MAKES CHILDREN GROW UP FAR TOO SOON AND AFFECTS HOW THEY VIEW MALE/FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS
IT’S A SAD DAY WHEN WE PAUSE TO CELEBRATE ENGAGEMENTS BUT QUICKLY CELEBRATE THEIR DEMISE (DIDN’T READ NARNE COMMENT SO I’M SPEAKING IN GENERAL AND NOT SPECIFICALLY TO ANYONE)
I bet that weird looking lady man mattress ex of Osama bin laden is behind the rumor she said he flirted with her but she look like ass so IDK
I swear I read your comments so loud Intensemocha my damn contact lense fell out.
CHOCO
HHMMM WHATS WRONG? SOOMETHING CHANGE TO BRANG UR SESS DRIVE DOWN? OR JUST NOT INTO IT RIGHT NOW?
I swear I read your comments so loud Intensemocha my damn contact lense fell out.
@Lakes
Culo sex is good when you are really into that person but even then its painful my friend tries to all the time but that chit aint working not anymore me and my cuzo were talking about it – have you tried it or want to
“began dating the bisexual Kimora in March 2007” <—–Where'd this come from? And what does it have to do with anything??
@Dawn
@Lakes
so Im keeping all that separate and even still he’s in my face when Im on the phone so Im just starting now to curve my desires
YOu know what it’s my son he’s older and he’s now starting to check me so if I date a youngen it would mos def be on the DL cuz my son aint having it I’ve seen a shift in his persona that Im like
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
I swear I read your comments so loud Intensemocha my damn contact lense fell out.
______________________________________________________________
I agree Intense
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) says:
I swear I read your comments so loud Intensemocha my damn contact lense fell out.
____________________________________________________
so u say, u was screaming what she was fonting
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
I’M PRAYING THIS STORY ISN’T TRUE, I ACTUALLY LIKED THEM TOGETHER AND THE SPLIT IS CERTAINLY GOING TO HAVE AN AFFECT ON ALL THE CHILDREN
TOO MUCH CHANGE IS NOT HEALTHY, ESPECIALLY AT A YOUNG AGE, IT MAKES CHILDREN GROW UP FAR TOO SOON AND AFFECTS HOW THEY VIEW MALE/FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS
IT’S A SAD DAY WHEN WE PAUSE TO CELEBRATE ENGAGEMENTS BUT QUICKLY CELEBRATE THEIR DEMISE (DIDN’T READ NARNE COMMENT SO I’M SPEAKING IN GENERAL AND NOT SPECIFICALLY TO ANYONE)
__________________________________________________
Creamy-don’t be that way, I didn’t mean to laugh…so hard!
I JUST Can’t put NO STOCK Whatsoever in ANY Celebrity Union/Marriage becuz probably over 90% of them are FAKE (On All-Out TRIFLING Levels Though…)
And to add to @point Sentiment… The MORE Money-n-Fame that’s involved, The MORE Probability of it Being A FAKE/FACADE Relationship — IMO
Choco, if you don’t add a damn period or comma to yo damn comments so I can follow along
I swear I read your comments so loud Intensemocha my damn contact lense fell out.
———————————
GO HEFFA >>>
I always picture the keyboard being damn near broke at the end of all those post…
@JMO
YOu know I don’t correcty typos or grammar this is ROSELAND 
Just read that chit as one long ass sentence YO!
I wonder what Ginzu looks like now..
have you tried it or want to
I TRIED IT AND IT WAS NO BUENO! I WONT TRY THAT SHAIT NO MO THO.. I LIKES MY CULO TOO MUSH!
SO UR SON DACK BLOCKN.. AWW HIM PROLLY WONDERING “WHY MY MADRE ALWAZY GOT THEM YOUNG MOFUKAS..OH FAWK THAT I DONT WANT TO KNOW” BUT MAYBE HIS PROTECTIVE SIDE IS COMING OUT.. WHEN MY MADRE WAS HAVING NON SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIPS **NOT THAT U ARE PLEASE DONT HURT MY FACE** OR WAS JUST DATING DIFERENT GUYS MY BRO WENT INTO “I DONT WANT NOBODY AROUDN MY MADRE”
Kelly Price’s song Not my Daddy always coming on and I try not to sing it but I can’t help it!
Min Min Sheen (The artist formally kwn as Dawn Sheen) –
Min Min some of the postes are to embarassed to ask, do you also sell anal beads or plugs?
A man can stand looking at a turkey gobble for only so long…
@cali
Girl, she sells anal beads, butt plugs, you name it she got it!
I just recently purchased a bullet, some g-spot cream and a velvet curve prober….
CHOCO MAYBE UR SON THINKS THESE YOUNGER DUDES ARE NOT GOOD FOR U OR OUT TO HURT U MAYBE HIM JUST WANT MADRE TO FIND AMOR.. I NEED THE OLD CHOCO BACK THO THIS SR ISLAND IS DRY AS FAWK I TELL YOU!!
**NOT THAT U ARE PLEASE DONT HURT MY FACE** OR WAS JUST DATING DIFERENT GUYS MY BRO WENT INTO “I DONT WANT NOBODY AROUDN MY MADRE”
at don’t hurt my face and you have to try culo sex again it can make your orgasmn bigger you just gotta be really feeling the dude you with and he needs to know what he is doing
_______________
My son is becoming more protective – I think his friends tease him about me so now everyone’s off limit! I won’t even bring another man around my son unless its my friend that he’s known for the past year my son considers himself the man of the house and will say so – don’t be bringing no man to my house
me 
Im not Im going to his house 
Right now with his puberty Im not stirring no pot he’s jock he works out he’s smelling himself at 14
<<im esscared to buy new toys and shait what if i damage sumpting down there..
@FeF – OOOOOHHHHHH I KNOW – I’m PROUD OWNER of the PULSE and THE GSPOT CREAM. Backat CHA
Just trying to help others.
@Lakes
Ummm Right now no one is good for me – he got that from his DAD and my own father I just do me on the low and don’t let him know anything about it! Even my friend was like yeah you bring a young guy around him and your son will try and fight him just becuz he’s young and he wants to try himself
@EGO and PHRO any insight?
Y’all ain’t used to Intense’s font by now? I prefer her over the “quiet” ones. Them the ones you gotta watch.
LaKErCHiC@*! says:
<<im esscared to buy new toys and shait what if i damage sumpting down there..
<—thinking about a vibrator I bought that had a really high speed
——————–
If you buy the wrong shiat you will hurt your self…
Haven’t tried anal beads but there are other methods OMG
CHOCO U KNOW I GOTS TO PROTECT MY CHUNKY **DONT CORRECT ME PUTA** FACE
OH I SEE… YEP MY BRO DID THE SAME AROUND 15 HIM TURN 17 YESTERDAY AND HE DOES NOT WANT ANYBODY AROUND MY MADRE HE FEELS LIKE HE GOT THIS HIM THE MAN OF THE CASA… HAVE U TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT OR WILL U JUST LET THE SHAIT WEAR AWWF?
Anal Beads is that one toy that can let you know how truly beautiful life is your how HORRIBLE it can be…
ALL with one TUG
@cali
I’m just now learning the pleasures of the bullet…..woweeeee!!!!!!!!!
@LAKER
They say if you use “electrical stimulation” too often your nerve endings can become desensitized over time.
@Lakes
Just dont buy a huge dildo get one regular size
@CHoco Ummm nah mom’s about to be 50 so any dude she’s dating better be at LEAST 46….
I Go There says:
Anal Beads is that one toy that can let you know how truly beautiful life is your how HORRIBLE it can be…
ALL with one TUG
________
I Go There says:
Anal Beads is that one toy that can let you know how truly beautiful life is your how HORRIBLE it can be…
ALL with one TUG
the images the images!!!!! Put them in 
yank them out 
——————
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
A man can stand looking at a turkey gobble for only so long…
_____________
you have to try culo sex again it can make your orgasmn bigger you just gotta be really feeling the dude you with and he needs to know what he is doing
I MIGHT GET TIPSY AND TRY IT BUT NO TIME SOON.. 
^^ IDK COUGAR.. SHAIT WAS NOT GOOD
CAPS HAVE A WEIRD AFFECT ON SOME FOLKS
I DUNNO OR MAYBE IT’S HOW I BANG EM-YEP THAT’S IT 
THE ORIGINAL CAPPER @LAKES
YSoSrs says:
Y’all ain’t used to Intense’s font by now? I prefer her over the “quiet” ones. Them the ones you gotta watch.
____________________________________________________
Choco aka Hippie says:
@Lakes
Ummm Right now no one is good for me – he got that from his DAD and my own father I just do me on the low and don’t let him know anything about it! Even my friend was like yeah you bring a young guy around him and your son will try and fight him just becuz he’s young and he wants to try himself
@EGO and PHRO any insight?
___________________________________________
Never dealt with it… cant say much
My aunt had a young BF once and I remember my cousin
chased dude and my aunt out the crib but I didnt know why
If I was close to the same age as a chics son I dont think I would want ot meet him unless we were REAL serious….
@Lakes
YESSSSSSS I’ve talked to him and his DAD becuz it was sorta shocking like hmmmm and then I thought it was just that day so I was like do you really think MOM won’t have a boyfriend and he was like I know you will I just dont like anyone for you right now – I just stayed quiet and went out on my date
If you buy the wrong shiat you will hurt your self… <—thinking about a vibrator I bought that had a really high speed
_______
Mister said the same thing, he was like that's too much for you *sideeye. It was a little rough, but I'm trying all the speeds.
well
Phrozen1der says:
@CHoco Ummm nah mom’s about to be 50 so any dude she’s dating better be at LEAST 46….
Cougartastic!
————————
My sister-in-law is the Old Lady in the Club! But she don’t look it. She is very trim and works out. No dimple butt and wears the hell out of minis and little shorts and heels… she is 52 her OLDEST boyfriend I know was 27…
It’s like starting up a lawnmower!
<—Never used anal beads. Don't know how or why anyone would. Don't tell me either. :stop:
WUT-IZ-SWAGU says:
I Go There says:
Anal Beads is that one toy that can let you know how truly beautiful life is your how HORRIBLE it can be…
ALL with one TUG
——————
the images the images!!!!! Put them in yank them out
________________________
yeah you not supposed to act like you starting a lawn mower… the pull out is Key… slow and easy.
Anal Beads is that one toy that can let you know how truly beautiful life is your how HORRIBLE it can be…
ALL with one TUG
^^ ur not helping BRUH~!!
THAT IS WHY I WONT DO MY 
OR LIFT THEY SAY U CAN LOSE THE SENSATION ON UR NIPS!!?!! 
YSO I BE DAM IF I LOSE MY SENSATION ON MY PEARL!! FAWK THAT! I LIKES TO FEEL THAT
@EGO
Oh well his father seems to think its very normal and encourages it so I just keep mum and the peace its not like he was ever that involved in my social life but now its just different Im certain its a phase along with puberty – It just deters me from entertaining the thought of messing with another young man
LOST GOING TO READ OTHER POST, WHAT THE HELL IS CULO???
@FeFe – Yeah I graduated from the bullet…..let’s just say a while ago.
When you are bored with that holla at your girl DAWN about that PULSE. *fans self
@I Go
My 1st Rip in college (I was a Freshman) and this Grad Student I knew was telling me about HIS Asian GF who used “Anal Beads” on Him… HE Said it was the MOST INTENSE NUT (He Ever Got Though…)
THAT was The LAST TIME I ever had any kind of Conversation with Him
Usual Suspect says:
If you buy the wrong shiat you will hurt your self… <—thinking about a vibrator I bought that had a really high speed
_______
Mister said the same thing, he was like that's too much for you *sideeye. It was a little rough, but I'm trying all the speeds.
_________________________
Vibrators are cool but give a woman a bullet and thats all she needs.
Unless she wants that filled up filling.
@YSo
I’m with you, but then again I’m not a big fan of ass play so maybe that’s why…but I will say I’m open to try anything at least ONCE…
:lolol:
@WUT My mom had to tell those older women as my brother and I started to grow up that she would hunt them all down if she ever got wind of them sniffing around us :lol:…Well my brother DID tag our downstairs neighbor tho
oan kimora makes some pretty babies
see yall tomara
@PHRO
Oh okay got it…
@INTENSE
Culo = Ass
They *points* was being nasty in that other post.
It’s like starting up a lawnmower!
__________
It’s this referencing the Pulse?
THE ORIGINAL CAPPER @LAKES
@WCC
I was laughing at the same chit when Lakes said I was just asking about you
@ELove Was it because she was Asian?? #Racist
@cali
Well dayum…it gets better??????????????
Intense-Culo is Azz. This convo carried over from the last post. They are so nast. I’m so glad that I’m so innocent!
June 5, 2012 at 4:03 pm
87 FeFe Feminine says:
@cali
Girl, she sells anal beads, butt plugs, you name it she got it!
I just recently purchased a bullet, some g-spot cream and a velvet curve prober….
me too. well minus the beads & plugs
u used em yet? 
ok serious question, and I hope no one takes offense: If you have a man and especially if you live with one, why do you need sex toys?? Is he using it on you?
I just can’t get into it
@E
Homie a YT Homie told me about some shait like that.
I couldnt even fk with him…
I had to hit him with
“Nah bruh Im good”
@Igo – Don’t use Vibrators
*Got that covered with the real thing 
@FEFE
My mind is open but other parts of me aren’t and don’t want to be.
Usual Suspect says:
It’s like starting up a lawnmower!
__________
It’s this referencing the Pulse?
___________________
Anal Beads!
@Fayla
@JMO
Yes, he can use it on you…it’s an enhancement to the act…and umm yeah, I also
my “me” time… 
Cougartastic!
_____________
Right but I was mostly asking if they felt that way about their mothers
I Go There says:
Usual Suspect says:
If you buy the wrong shiat you will hurt your self… <—thinking about a vibrator I bought that had a really high speed
_______
Mister said the same thing, he was like that's too much for you *sideeye. It was a little rough, but I'm trying all the speeds.
_________________________
Vibrators are cool but give a woman a bullet and thats all she needs.
Unless she wants that filled up filling.
<—the smile is its own reward….
————————-
I found the perfect vibe… It looks and feels like a real peen! The skin layer is soft and the rest is stiff… get this as you moan it moves to your voice. It was expensive but
fugg is wrong with u people….anal beads….slow pulling….
Choco aka Hippie says:
@EGO
Oh well his father seems to think its very normal and encourages it so I just keep mum and the peace its not like he was ever that involved in my social life but now its just different Im certain its a phase along with puberty – It just deters me from entertaining the thought of messing with another young man
_________________________________
Thats messed up…
Never know how that situation could get…thats not something to encourage. ANd to be honest It really doesnt matter who you fk with as long as dude is respectful… AGE is just that AGE… son may feel a certain sorta way but thats not his business.
@JMO
Sometimes when your man ain’t there, even when live together, you get an itch.
and I’m lost on this anal beads thing
This girl I know (actually can’t stand her but anywho) said she uses anal beads on her guy
… Yall guys let women but beads in ya azz??
Not offended – Why yes we use it together, enhancement. You got new things to together to keep it poppn.
@JMO
I think its to add excitement especially if you live with your dude as you get older you tried almost everything so IMO toys just add to the fever!
OK SO A VIBRATOR AND A BULLET ARE DIFERENT??
HEEEELP SO I BEEN GETTING THE VIBRATORS..RIGHT?? IM CONFUSED! 
What I miss?!!
I just cringed at you ripping anything from that area..why would you?!
@JMO
If you didn’t already know…your man jacks off….
This girl I know (actually can’t stand her but anywho) said she uses anal beads on her guy … Yall guys let women but beads in ya azz??
_____________________
WHOA :stopit: HORSEY she needs to see what team he is playing for
Fe i
that cream AND the velvet thingy tho! 
JMO what Fefe said
girrrl u use a vibrator while he in that thang?? Mmmmm! 
Skeeeeeeeeeetzzzzz. :stop:
Why the fluck did two of my white co-workers almost come to blows in our staff meeting? I’m trying to tell you that there ain’t a scenario mo’ funny than when two yt hoes go in on each other. Two bougie ass white women too.
Lawd Fo’give me 
We just sitting around talking about things we would like to change (the meeting is over at this point but all the “little folks” are still in the boardroom talking)
Next thing I know
Got damn “Debbie Dunwoody” told “Alice Alpharetta”
“I’m sick of your chiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I have to come to work and do MY work, HIS work, and YOUR work. You’re not on the board, I don’t have to answer to you, BYTCH!”
That damn Alice Alpharetta (and the rest of us) looked at DD like this
and then in unison all turned and look AA and Alice had the audacity to say “if you weren’t so stressed out trying to keep your husband from cheating, you wouldn’t be worried with your duties as an admin assistant.” 
Next thing we all know, that ho jumped up out of that rolling chair and tried to lunge at bytch.
This is the SECOND time that they have gotten into it. Then the director, the branch manager, and the two floor managers come running back into the meeting room because they heard everyone in there yelling trying to break them up.
I believe one of their asses are about to be dismissed. I’m at my desk now
to see what the verdict is going to be. She in the floor manager’s office crying her eyes out.
It’s TOO damn live in here on this TUESDAY
@JMo Some people are more adventurous than others,but no you are not putting objects in or around my duke shoot partna
@Phrozewn-ONE
That don’t sound right to ME Though becuz Your AZZ is the “NO FLY ZONE” 
I was REAL Kool with dude though but I was LIKE… YOU actually let Your GF Slide some BEADS “UP Your AZZ”
I JUST Figured Dude probably let her STICK MORE THAN JUST “BEADS” up His Azz Though (Don’t NEED Those kinds of Dudes in My Life…)
@69
Well dayum!
Mine gave me carpel tunnel so I need a new one.Less powerful.
IF ANY MOFUKN MAN GET SHAIT STUCK UP THEY AZZ THEY GAY.. FAWK WHAT U HEARD!! THEERE IS NO REASON FOR A MAN BOTTYHOLE/CULO TO BE TOUCH
IN MY MOFUKN OPION ONLY!
@WUT
Now that I would find creepy. If I need to feel “it” that bad I’ll go find a real one.
That said, when they make a full-sized fully equipped android that can perform that function…
Thats messed up…
Never know how that situation could get…thats not something to encourage. ANd to be honest It really doesnt matter who you fk with as long as dude is respectful… AGE is just that AGE… son may feel a certain sorta way but thats not his business.
____________________
I know its not his business and Im just more aware of how I have to make sure he doens’t know my business age is a number to me as well the young guy who hits me up ever so often has his head on right – just know that from how he is carrying things with me shows me this…and I won’t allow my son to run with this he’s not running it now – but Im allowing him to express himself for now
69 says:
Skeeeeeeeeeetzzzzz. :stop:
Why the fluck did two of my white co-workers almost come to blows in our staff meeting? I’m trying to tell you that there ain’t a scenario mo’ funny than when two yt hoes go in on each other. Two bougie ass white women too.
Lawd Fo’give me 
We just sitting around talking about things we would like to change (the meeting is over at this point but all the “little folks” are still in the boardroom talking)
Next thing I know
Got damn “Debbie Dunwoody” told “Alice Alpharetta”
“I’m sick of your chiiiiiiiiiiiiit. I have to come to work and do MY work, HIS work, and YOUR work. You’re not on the board, I don’t have to answer to you, BYTCH!”
That damn Alice Alpharetta (and the rest of us) looked at DD like this
and then in unison all turned and look AA and Alice had the audacity to say “if you weren’t so stressed out trying to keep your husband from cheating, you wouldn’t be worried with your duties as an admin assistant.” 
Next thing we all know, that ho jumped up out of that rolling chair and tried to lunge at bytch.
This is the SECOND time that they have gotten into it. Then the director, the branch manager, and the two floor managers come running back into the meeting room because they heard everyone in there yelling trying to break them up.
I believe one of their asses are about to be dismissed. I’m at my desk now
to see what the verdict is going to be. She in the floor manager’s office crying her eyes out.
It’s TOO damn live in here on this TUESDAY
____________
Awww shat
<—only likes to cup and caress my man's ass….if he wants something inserted into it….ummm… *record scratch!*
Late but dont care. When I hear it from both parties then I will believe it until then its all speculation. I dont do assumptions nor speculations too old for that.
JMO says:
ok serious question, and I hope no one takes offense: If you have a man and especially if you live with one, why do you need sex toys?? Is he using it on you?
I just can’t get into it
_____________________________________________
*sits down next to JMO
Okay you know those morning when your man is in the shower a lil extra long … he might be stroking it.
You know when you find porn in the DVD play or on the computer… after he used it? Thats when he might be stroking it… Its nothing against you its just a lil ME time…
Well Women do that too… and the get these toys to do so…
ALSO its an enhancement to their sex lives as well.
JMO as an anal voygin i can say that anal beads is the shiznit. once again while u r
with ur man and they are inserted…in ENHANCES things QUITE nicely..so my girl Playla said. naughty thang! 
*disclaimer Playla has only used the silicone ones that is attached to a finer puller thingy*
Never tried anal beads… Would consider though, will try it if it enances…..
ELove says:
@Phrozewn-ONE
That don’t sound right to ME Though becuz Your AZZ is the “NO FLY ZONE” 
I was REAL Kool with dude though but I was LIKE… YOU actually let Your GF Slide some BEADS “UP Your AZZ”
I JUST Figured Dude probably let her STICK MORE THAN JUST “BEADS” up His Azz Though (Don’t NEED Those kinds of Dudes in My Life…)
_____________
nope
Phrozen1der says:
@WUT My mom had to tell those older women as my brother and I started to grow up that she would hunt them all down if she ever got wind of them sniffing around us …Well my brother DID tag our downstairs neighbor tho
I think all young men want to try a older woman!
————————
Yall still on anal
<—has not EVER nor WILL ever use anal ANYdamnthing on my man
I Go There says:
JMO says:
ok serious question, and I hope no one takes offense: If you have a man and especially if you live with one, why do you need sex toys?? Is he using it on you?
I just can’t get into it
_____________________________________________
*sits down next to JMO
Okay you know those morning when your man is in the shower a lil extra long … he might be stroking it.
You know when you find porn in the DVD play or on the computer… after he used it? Thats when he might be stroking it… Its nothing against you its just a lil ME time…
Well Women do that too… and the get these toys to do so…
ALSO its an enhancement to their sex lives as well.
_________________
@69
Thats chit is for the birds #NEVER LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT to bad for both ladies
FAYLA
So…do you shove the anal beads in and pull them out…slowly?
YSoSrs says:
@WUT
Now that I would find creepy. If I need to feel “it” that bad I’ll go find a real one.
That said, when they make a full-sized fully equipped android that can perform that function…
———————
That was the first one that I have fully enjoyed. The hard plastic ones I can’t get excited over.
I’m going to keep y’all up to date on this shyt for real. I’m scared as hell trying this. But that shyt was too damn funny. I wish y’all could have heard how she said it though… “I’m sick of this CHHHHHIIIIIIITTTT”
I can’t with these mofo’s today
FEFE SHAIT I CANT RUB OR EVEN COME NEAR HIS AZZ BEFORE I FEEL HIS HANDS AROUDN MY GAWD DAM THROAK
@Fayla
Well I was reading this book called ‘The Big O’ and the author said that we should all be more open and embrace different measures of pleasure…she said she’s done seminars where men complain about certain things they are afraid of asking their wives to do because of fear that their wives may think it is
and so that’s another limitation of how far pleasure can go if people are just more open-minded. One man said his wife left him after he asked her to use a butt plug on him! 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
ok serious question, and I hope no one takes offense: If you have a man and especially if you live with one, why do you need sex toys?? Is he using it on you?
I just can’t get into it
_____________________________________________
*sits down next to JMO
Okay you know those morning when your man is in the shower a lil extra long … he might be stroking it.
You know when you find porn in the DVD play or on the computer… after he used it? Thats when he might be stroking it… Its nothing against you its just a lil ME time…
Well Women do that too… and the get these toys to do so…
ALSO its an enhancement to their sex lives as well.
_________________
you might know a lil something
_________________________
Jenie
I know more than you may think
Somebody is buying these sex toys….It’s a billion dollar industry.
Kandi Coated toys I’ve read are always selling out…
KyCakes says:
So…do you shove the anal beads in and pull them out…slowly?
_________________
Got gotta mighty I was just thinking the exact same thing
This one guy (an Omega ) asked me to eat his arse. I tell my friend who had already had sex with the guy…and she tells me she ate his butt. I immediately threw up in mouth…I had just drunk after her :No:
KY THERE SHOULD NEVER BE NO SHOVING IN THE CULO AREA
most men don’t think that I’m 39 so I get approached by younger men. while it’s flattering I have damn near grown azz kids and I’m not dating anyone close to my kids age. I just can’t see myself doing that. My mom has always dated younger men. When she about 35 he was 21 had just turned 21 too. We knew that nucca was young cause he was getting up earlier than us eating the cereal!
KyCakes says:
So…do you shove the anal beads in and pull them out…slowly?
__________________________________________________
Nah not shove em… and yes pull em out slowly
Phrozen1der says:
I just cringed at you ripping anything from that area..why would you?!
slip some in and lick until she say she is about to cum and as she cum slide them out…. That feels so devine…. so I heard… 
—————
Phro have you ever used bead vaginally on your girl? While you are givin the
One man said his wife left him after he asked her to use a butt plug on him!
________________
Rightfully so
None of my lovers liked that chit NOT ONE!
I know he does!! smh thats not what I meant … I personally just don’t get it or can get into it … I need physical interaction
KyCakes says:
So…do you shove the anal beads in and pull them out…slowly?
_____________________
Shove them in? I can’t with you today.
*cant get into it
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
FEFE SHAIT I CANT RUB OR EVEN COME NEAR HIS AZZ BEFORE I FEEL HIS HANDS AROUDN MY GAWD DAM THROAK
________
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
KY THERE SHOULD NEVER BE NO SHOVING IN THE CULO AREA
_________________
@Usual I wouldn’t buy ish of Kandi’s her toys might be too industrial strength for me
Phro have you ever used bead vaginally on your girl? While you are givin the slip some in and lick until she say she is about to cum and as she cum slide them out…. That feels so devine…. so I heard…
^^^^^ DAMN!
_____________________
69 Soo lucky its them (woman) bc if you tried that at work they would of packed up your chit for you
Y’all I’m about to flucking die over here. I’m damn crying and laughing non-damn-stop. These hoes done made my fcuking YEAR!
I’m changing my name to
“I’m sick of this CHHHHHIIIIIIITTTT”
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
JMO as an anal voygin i can say that anal beads is the shiznit. once again while u r
with ur man and they are inserted…in ENHANCES things QUITE nicely..so my girl Playla said. naughty thang! 
*disclaimer Playla has only used the silicone ones that is attached to a finer puller thingy*
________________________________________________________________________
Wait, so you put the anal beads in his azz??
Bibi says:
fugg is wrong with u people….anal beads….slow pulling….
_________
This made me laugh. I have no idea why!!!
@Choco
I know but reading the story was kinda sad!
Ion think dude was really gay at all…he just liked is
stimulated! 
Fefe THAT is when me & mr. fayfay gone have to part ways as well. if he can take a butt plug he take a damn dack too!
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!
Harlem y ju laffin at me?
JMO says:
I know he does!! smh thats not what I meant … I personally just don’t get it or can get into it … I need physical interaction
__________
You can use the toys together.
IMO you have to be sexually librated and or a stone cold freak to use a toy together. When you get there….There is no coming back.
#thankmelater
FeFe Feminine says:
@Fayla
Well I was reading this book called ‘The Big O’ and the author said that we should all be more open and embrace different measures of pleasure…she said she’s done seminars where men complain about certain things they are afraid of asking their wives to do because of fear that their wives may think it is
and so that’s another limitation of how far pleasure can go if people are just more open-minded. One man said his wife left him after he asked her to use a butt plug on him! 
____________________
Some shat should remain a fantasy
Sometimes you mess around and open other damn doors 
@Fe
chit cray
He probably wasn’t gay but he shouldn’t think what the last girl did is okay for the next girl
@JMO
@Tainted (Comment #188)
Between 69, JMO and Kycakes – My door is now shut and laughing with my side hurting….
JMO says:
I know he does!! smh thats not what I meant … I personally just don’t get it or can get into it … I need physical interaction
____________________________________
Nothing beats the human touch
but a bullet in the household makes things better.
IMO you have to be sexually librated and or a stone cold freak to use a toy together. When you get there….There is no coming back.
#thankmelater
at stone cold freak #THEY LOVE IT my friend was looking at a pic I sent him the other day and was like this CHICK IS WILD 
we were both 
__________________
Nothing beats the human touch
but a bullet in the household makes things better.
@Fe
@Cali
… I’mma ask him what he thinks about using a sex toy on me … this shall be interesting 
gypsyeyes says:
When she about 35 he was 21 had just turned 21 too. We knew that nucca was young cause he was getting up earlier than us eating the cereal!
That’s a clear sign!!!!
_____________________________________
Usual Suspect says:
JMO says:
I know he does!! smh thats not what I meant … I personally just don’t get it or can get into it … I need physical interaction
__________
You can use the toys together.
IMO you have to be sexually librated and or a stone cold freak to use a toy together. When you get there….There is no coming back
———————
Soooo you say… just like they say weed is a gateway drug to harder drugs…anal beads is a gateway to what… fisting and shyt?
@69
Im envious you got office drama SIKE!
FEFE
U LAUGHING BUT I GOT ELBOW OUT THE CORNER OF THE BED SO FAWK BAD BISH ACCIDENTLY GRAB HIS AZZ AND I SWEAR I SEEN ESSTARS! 
Phro have you ever used bead vaginally on your girl? While you are givin the slip some in and lick until she say she is about to cum and as she cum slide them out…. That feels so devine…. so I heard…
^^ WHO SSAID THIS I DEMAND TO KNOW!! AND I NEED A MOFUKN VIDEO TO WATCH!
I Go There says:
JMO says:
I know he does!! smh thats not what I meant … I personally just don’t get it or can get into it … I need physical interaction
____________________________________
Nothing beats the human touch
but a bullet in the household makes things better.
__________
Ok ok ok, I’m on topic now
When I hit it from the back I always try to poke my index finger in her butt and when she’s on top, especially on the sofa, I always try to sneak my middle finger in and wiggle it from side to side real fast. I’ve had some girls go wild after that
Y’all dudes don’t do that to y’all though?
Wait, wait, hole up ….
woo chile … yall got me picturing me asking this big football looking azz dude if he wanna use anal beads…
Yall must not wanna see my font no moe
#setup
JMO HELL to the damn NAWL!!! ok picture the wand thing that comes in “bubbles” it has the hole in it for ur finger? well that’s how Playla’s anal beads are. it’s a whole unit made of silicone with a “finger hole” for removal from *HER*
ONLY.
dudes that RECEIVE anal play got GAY azz tendencies.
i know w FEW women that played in their man’s back door & found out he wanted…MORE than what their woman could offer. again. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!
FAYLA you just as bad as FANDICE with that bs
Will say this….
Be careful with the bullet and pulse. It can be highly addictive. Years ago, I think I almost lost a job. Laying in the be with my bullet all day
@U-S (Comment #207)
UNLESS The Dude is incapable of Sexually-Satisfying His Woman… DUDES Should never SHARE The Sexual-Stage with a Sex Toy Though
I WANTS My Lover (Woman) to Think about ME (And ME ONLY…) regarding OUR Sexual Experience Though
I actually think I’m freakier than all of you. Do better people.
Soooo you say… just like they say weed is a gateway drug to harder drugs…anal beads is a gateway to what… fisting and shyt?
**************
DAMNIT WUT IM OUT AFTER READING THIS
Yall have a good one
69 says:
Ok ok ok, I’m on topic now
When I hit it from the back I always try to poke my index finger in her butt and when she’s on top, especially on the sofa, I always try to sneak my middle finger in and wiggle it from side to side real fast. I’ve had some girls go wild after that
Y’all dudes don’t do that to y’all though?
Ok ok ok, I’m on topic now
When I hit it from the back I always try to poke my index finger in her butt and when she’s on top, especially on the sofa, I always try to sneak my middle finger in and wiggle it from side to side real fast. I’ve had some girls go wild after that
Y’all dudes don’t do that to y’all though?
@ Lakes this is what I was talking about when I said he needs to know what he is doing that ^^^^ will get you wet slippery and then he can play with both holes 
_____________________________
69 says:
Ok ok ok, I’m on topic now
When I hit it from the back I always try to poke my index finger in her butt and when she’s on top, especially on the sofa, I always try to sneak my middle finger in and wiggle it from side to side real fast. I’ve had some girls go wild after that
Y’all dudes don’t do that to y’all though?
_________________________________
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I Go There says:
JMO says:
I know he does!! smh thats not what I meant … I personally just don’t get it or can get into it … I need physical interaction
____________________________________
Nothing beats the human touch
but a bullet in the household makes things better.
__________
slides next to Igo !
___________________
Oh you wanna sit by me now…
@69 – No, not these dudes.. They just into missinary
So they say
MissHarlem says:
69 Soo lucky its them (woman) bc if you tried that at work they would of packed up your chit for you
______________________________________
I’m glad we’re >here< on this!
My ass wouldn't have been able to finish my sentence before I'd be booted out the door.
I actually think I’m freakier than all of you. Do better people.
____________________________
I DARE YOU TO PROVE IT
@IGO
Fisting?
Ms. Harlem did you say this shizz. Please go to the GOTDAMN 
matter of fact leave the post 
@69 – No, not these dudes.. They just into missinary
So they say
MEOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
_______________
Fayla
… ok
YSoSrs says:
I actually think I’m freakier than all of you. Do better people
__________________________________
I saw this day coming
Usual Suspect says:
Will say this….
Be careful with the bullet and pulse. It can be highly addictive. Years ago, I think I almost lost a job. Laying in the be with my bullet all day
Seriously, I can’t find a setting on my bullet that feels good to my clitty. But my guy can lick and make his tongue vibrate and suck on it and I go to pieces.. I have a little silver bullet that is rusting in my drawer right now… and for the record I said drawer as in thing you put your clothes in.. 
Not my drawers the thing I put my kitty in…
————
YSoSrs says:
I actually think I’m freakier than all of you. Do better people.
_________
69 says:
Ok ok ok, I’m on topic now
When I hit it from the back I always try to poke my index finger in her butt and when she’s on top, especially on the sofa, I always try to sneak my middle finger in and wiggle it from side to side real fast. I’ve had some girls go wild after that
Y’all dudes don’t do that to y’all though
_______________________________________________
ELove says:
@U-S (Comment #207)
UNLESS The Dude is incapable of Sexually-Satisfying His Woman… DUDES Should never SHARE The Sexual-Stage with a Sex Toy Though
I WANTS My Lover (Woman) to Think about ME (And ME ONLY…) regarding OUR Sexual Experience Though
_____________
Unless you on that blue….A toy can add hours of fun to to the bedroom.
CHOCO
IM TAKING NOTES RIGHT MOFUKN NOW! 
IT FEELS LIKE OL TIMES 
#WINNING
OK IM OUTIE BY FUKAS AND PUUUUTAS SEE YALL ON WET WILD WENDSDAY I ESSPECT THE SESS TALK TO CONTINUE
YSoSrs says:
I actually think I’m freakier than all of you. Do better people
!*LaKErCHiC@*! says:
KY THERE SHOULD NEVER BE NO SHOVING IN THE CULO AREA
Nitey nite, folks 
————————————————————-
Usual Suspect says:
Fisting?
Ms. Harlem did you say this shizz. Please go to the GOTDAMN 
matter of fact leave the post 
______________________________
<—-plans to go home and do more of this tonight….
ELove says:
@U-S (Comment #207)
UNLESS The Dude is incapable of Sexually-Satisfying His Woman… DUDES Should never SHARE The Sexual-Stage with a Sex Toy Though
I WANTS My Lover (Woman) to Think about ME (And ME ONLY…) regarding OUR Sexual Experience Though
_________________________________________________
Homie I’ve beat a chic down from the back while she is using a bullet and once she’s come from out of the fetal position she’s thank me for it…
It dont bother me at all.
pervs all of you…
So these broads have been sent home an hour early. I’m wondering wtf is going to come of this tomorrow. My floor manager looks pissed. I know that btch is going to be in trouble for talking about that woman’s domestic issues at work, IN SPITE of the fact that she has told most of us that she thinks her husband is cheating. I know they better reprimand them hoes at the very least. I got my ass nearly fired for going awf on a bitch last year on the phone trying me like I’m a punk- They better be in damn trouble
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
YSoSrs says:
I actually think I’m freakier than all of you. Do better people
___________________
I think I got you Fay, but I will will not tell this adventure
Also run if your man asks you to peg him super
CHOCO IM TAKING NOTES RIGHT MOFUKN NOW!
OK IM OUTIE BY FUKAS AND PUUUUTAS SEE YALL ON WET WILD WENDSDAY I ESSPECT THE SESS TALK TO CONTINUE IT FEELS LIKE OL TIMES #WINNING
_______________________
@Bibi
Your gravi
Yall crazy
… a bullet does absolutely nothing for me … NOTHING
If you can’t pick me up and slam my azz on the bed and do some other chit, you can’t do chit for me
FeFe Feminine says:
<—-plans to go home and do more of this tonight….
___________________
CALI nah that was WUT’S ass which is the reason why I started logging off and sneaking out after that one
69 you better believe it
ELovah he has NO prollum with us using toys together. but he knows nothing of my secret solo encounters with said toys
jeniefrumdabloc says:
@IGO
___________________________
Okay now… dont get yourself in some trouble
Well I am out of here
see you guys on the next post !
Y’all can keep
and drinking 
too. I’ll never tell. Just letting y’all know.
Seriously, I can’t find a setting on my bullet that feels good to my ****ty. But my guy can lick and make his tongue vibrate and suck on it and I go to pieces.. I have a little silver bullet that is rusting in my drawer right now… and for the record I said drawer as in thing you put your clothes in.. Not my drawers the thing I put my kitty in…
_________
Yeah I said YEARS ago. I was single/celibate for 17 months before I met mister.
I’m PROPERLY served….In more ways than one. We both travel for work and sometimes a filler is needed. Nothng is more magical and sastisfying than that “red” bullet or the chocolate stickk….Sometimes I wish he do do both at the same time. *fans self
Jenie i dare ya!
I’ve been trying to talk my man into anal beads. I read that…when done right…they give can a man the MOST INTENSE nut he’s ever had.
@69
IDK what to make of it but if he/she said go home and calm down like nothing happened he/she the FLOOR MGR will encounter more problem
@I Go
I’m not knocking the FREAKY STUFF (It takes ALL KINDS Though…) BEEN There and DONE That but I’m speaking PURELY being Intimate with MY ONE-n-ONLY Though
Between MY Hands, Good-AZZ Dyck, Tongue and Sexual Emotions… There really isn’t NO ROOM For Sex Toys Though
@BIBI
They certainly are.
Homie I’ve beat a chic down from the back while she is using a bullet and once she’s come from out of the fetal position she’s thank me for it…
It dont bother me at all.
_____________
That’s what’s up! You get mad points for that, nothing like a man that’s secure in his shizzz.
*throws
at YSO* 
:rollseyes:
Okay what please log off for the fisting comment
NOW PLEASE
@Choco
Where have u been missy??? Working?? Where ur priorities?
Good night all!
@Bibi
yes working my priorities straight MA 
capricorn83 says:
I’ve been trying to talk my man into anal beads. I read that…when done right…they give can a man the MOST INTENSE nut he’s ever had.
while that MAY be true what if that opens pandora’s box & next thing u know he wants a dildo, then a real live dack. i just dont think men need their azzholes tampered with. period
Y’all I’m out. Now I gotta go damn testify before the Grand Jury and tell what the hell happened. I wanted to get in good on this conversation with y’all. I’ll have to pick up tomorrow.
Y’all keep it live in here, I’m going to come back and read later on this afternoon.
*catches FAYLA’S
in my mouth with no hands*
:grins:
NITE WUT
ELove says:
@I Go
I’m not knocking the FREAKY STUFF (It takes ALL KINDS Though…) BEEN There and DONE That but I’m speaking PURELY being Intimate with MY ONE-n-ONLY Though
Between MY Hands, Good-AZZ Dyck, Tongue and Sexual Emotions… There really isn’t NO ROOM For Sex Toys Though
_______________________________________________________________
In terms of intimacy dawg thats kinda different to me… Nothing beats the pure intamacy of being with a woman.
But there are some times that you wanna go for some shait that will have you waking up in the morning looking at her like
“you did some nasty ass shait last night”
Its has to be a even slope
LMAO!!! YSO u get on my damn nerves but i lubs yew!
Nite WUT
@Fayla
You Are Soooooooo WRONG (For THAT Though…)
@U-S (Comment #266)
I MOS DEF understand Females committing to being Celibate USING Sex-Toys… It help EASE The Sexual Tension
BUT When it becomes An Addiction (That’s when it GETS REAL Though…)
I’ve been trying to talk my man into anal beads. I read that…when done right…they give can a man the MOST INTENSE nut he’s ever had.
while that MAY be true what if that opens pandora’s box & next thing u know he wants a dildo, then a real live dack. i just dont think men need their azzholes tampered with. period
_______________________
@Choco
I wanna grow up and be like u
I miss ur font… 
@ LAKERS LOL!!! IT’S THE FONTER I THINK
AND I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE OTHER POST READING ALL THOSE COMMENTS
OMG!!! THAT’S ALL I GOT AND OF COURSE A FEW NOTES SCRIBBLED ON MY POST IT
A FEW THINGS I NEED TO RESEARCH AND A HOOKER/CAB CONFESSIONS SHOW TO WATCH -SMDH!!
But there are some times that you wanna go for some shait that will have you waking up in the morning looking at her like
“you did some nasty ass shait last night”
Its has to be a even slope
ELovah we use toys far & few between. when u’ve had the same partner for an extended period of time, u GOTTA switch it up yo. my hubby can turn my whole world upside down with a kiss, but it doesnt happen EVERY time. u just gotta switch it up bew!
@Fayla… I get what you’re saying, but IMO, if a man starts wanting an actual d*ck, chances are he already had some tendencies…
@Intense taking notes
@Elove – Yeah when I was single. My man was at HOME in the Drawer. I was able to focus on me and getting my life together…after a divorce. I’m grateful for that toy…It helped a sista out during rough time. More women could get through break up easier if they used a toy or two
@I Go
I CAN’T LIE Dawg… Sometimes You just wanna do Some Kinky-AZZ Freak Shyt and YOU Hope your Woman will “GO THERE” With You
Like when Your Girl just want “A QUICKIE” (Screw The Foreplay…) Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though
@Choco
I wanna grow up and be like u I miss ur font…
____________________
:hugs: :2dance:
Like when Your Girl just want “A QUICKIE” (Screw The Foreplay…) Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though
________________
Uhhhh YEAH
“A QUICKIE” (Screw The Foreplay…) Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though
and that’s cool too
@E
Thats all Im saying homie… Sometimes you gotta take it to the limit
Which is the main reason why I gotta by a chic and new Dining room table NOW….
capricorn83 says:
@Fayla… I get what you’re saying, but IMO, if a man starts wanting an actual d*ck, chances are he already had some tendencies…
*whispers* EYE think if he wants his ass tampered with he ALREADY has those tendencies.
@Intense
@Fayla
I FEEL You BABY (I Just LIKE Messing with You Though…)
In terms of intimacy dawg thats kinda different to me… Nothing beats the pure intamacy of being with a woman.
But there are some times that you wanna go for some shait that will have you waking up in the morning looking at her like
“you did some nasty ass shait last night”
Its has to be a even slope
___________________
And look don’t be telling nobody we did that shiat either….
Yeah, something like that, that almost makes you wonder
Which is the main reason why I gotta by a chic and new Dining room table NOW….
____________
Got a scar on my back from a table incident….. *sighs
Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though
*fans self* when a man TAKES CHARGE?? oh lawd. SUCH a turn on! like when u’re headed back to work from lunch but next thang u know it’s reverse cowgirl on the couch & u tambout “but i gotta get back to work” just steady riding
Usual Suspect says:
In terms of intimacy dawg thats kinda different to me… Nothing beats the pure intamacy of being with a woman.
But there are some times that you wanna go for some shait that will have you waking up in the morning looking at her like
“you did some nasty ass shait last night”
Its has to be a even slope
___________________
Yeah, something like that, that almost makes you wonder And look don’t be telling nobody we did that shiat either….
____________________________
Nah dude wont tell a soul
because he too scared that the story aobut him getting spanked with a wet GI Joe doll might get out…
Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:) says:
Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though
*fans self* when a man TAKES CHARGE?? oh lawd. SUCH a turn on! like when u’re headed back to work from lunch but next thang u know it’s reverse cowgirl on the couch & u tambout “but i gotta get back to work” just steady riding
_______________________________________________________________________
whooo chile …
damb yall! i cant eem get none tonight!!!
@IGO – Quiet is kept… You are a mess
@Fayla – Why?
@I Go (Comment #306)
BOI Yous Is Madd-FOOLSIH Though !!!
CALI guhl ridin the damn crimson wave
that bitch! 
“Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though” <—-Snatchies!!
“Just run up in the CRIB and TAKE THE PUZZY Though” <—-Snatchies!!
@Fayla – Well Misters(s) are always happy to get served. He can thank you later #helpful
ELove says:
@I Go (Comment #306)
BOI Yous Is Madd-FOOLSIH Though !!!
___________________________________________
Homie shait gets real in the field
Did I read correctly… a wet GI Joe doll though?
