World champion boxer Floyd Mayweather, 35, will trade his lavish 22,000 square foot mansion for an empty 6-by-10 ft jail cell today.
The egotistical boxer will report to the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas this morning, where he will spend the next 87 days for punching out his baby mama in front of their children.
“Money” Mayweather, who is used to traveling with suitcases filled with cash, will be allowed a maximum of $30 on his books to purchase basic necessities, such as toiletries and underwear. If he’s not in solitary confinement (for his own protection), he will spend one hour exercising or watching TV. The other 23 hours will be spent alone in his cell.
Earlier this year a judge allowed Mayweather to delay the start of his 87-day sentence to train for his fight with Miguel Cotto on May 5th. Mayweather won the fight by unanimous decision, and pocketed a cool $50 million.
And if Bubba try to take that booty (without Floy’d permission) he will beat Bubba like a drum.
So are you saying that the hands he uses to pound on men he used to pound this woman but he is just Floyd Mayweather and not Woman Beater?
Yeah ok.
for punching out his baby mama in front of their children.
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What a punk Bytch
Floyd will be straight…he’s a small dude but don’t nobody want it with those lethal weapons he calls fists…
They will have a GAY ol time!!!!
yea they aint messn wit Floyd
He’ll probably be out in a few weeks or less
The egotistical boxer will report to the Clark County Detention Center in Las Vegas this morning, where he will spend the next 87 days for punching out his baby mama in front of their children
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How could you straight punch a woman in his face like a nigga and it was your baby moms @ that IN FRONT of the kids AT THAT
Ms.Fashion says:
They will have a GAY ol time!!!!
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@DW I died a thousand deaths after watching Fleece’s video
But I’m saying how is it that he punched his wife in front of the kids dismissable!
If he was fugging Rihanna he would be all kinds of wrong but I guess since that nucca fugging Ray J you don’t curr!
@DW
“Booty Juice” 
gypsyeyes says:
but I guess since that nucca fugging Ray J you don’t curr!
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real question:
Would anyone in here let Floyd Mayweather deck them unguarded for $1 Million dollars? I know I would…
NaijaGal says:
@DW I died a thousand deaths after watching Fleece’s video
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Had me like
and said that no one ever put up a fight, again I say 
I’m still wondering if the bm had injuries. You don’t get hit in the face by a championship boxer and not have to go to the hospital. Obviously he did something wrong bc he was convicted, but it seems like its moreso bc of fighting in front of the children and making threats.
@Fefe
I AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT cc:@CD! 
@ Phro, that nucca is ill
@FEFE
Yup
@Cookie that’s the ONLY reason anytime you fight or do something in front of the children it’s AUTOMATIC jail time or some sort of punishment because of the trauma…
$1 mil tax-free, with gloves. Yup.
@DW I cried watching that joint
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FeFe Feminine says:
real question:
Would anyone in here let Floyd Mayweather deck them unguarded for $1 Million dollars? I know I would…
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Really
Not even gonna comment on this bc I will sound like a straight up dude so
@Phrozen
My husband said the same thing…but you could just go straight to the emergency room afterwards….and be good the next day… and $1 Million richer…
@Fefe @Bibi @Cookie Ya’ll them chicks that be like “He aint hit me,I walked into his fist”
Do we know if Bubba can sang?
@Harlem Say it
@Fefe Not THIS *points to self* face,me thinks not..I don’t even want to be hit in the face in a fight
punch me in the arms or legs or something…
@GA, I left you a message downstairs
*throws a water balloon at Jenie for keeping me in suspense*
No pictures of him going to jail?
Hey DADDY! ***runs my tongue along your inner thigh to the tip of your peen and blow on it ever so gently*** Sorry for my behavior yesserday!
@Phro
The hell I am..but for a mil, I might let em hit me twice..
#kidscollegefund
@Bibi Leave me the hell alone
Fe he could knock me right out.
I’ll get my teeth fixed with my milli.
@Phro Ok, that makes sense then. I just couldn’t believe that he was “punching her out” and sentenced just to 87 days. I would think that him being a boxer his hands would be considered a weapon, and make his charges worse.
PHRO nah I get accused of thinking like a guy toooooooo much so for this all I will say is that a dude shows you signs of crazy before having his seed. Not excusing just saying
Whad I do?(in martin’s voice from the episode when he was a workout fanatic)
@Phrozen
So you would forego $1 Million tax free dollars in your bank account over a temporary black eye and possible fukked up cheek bone, broken nose, etc.?
All that shyt is temporary…
GYPSY
and 
*whisper I aint mad at cha*
@Phro
Stop it #ucare
Would anyone in here let Floyd Mayweather deck them unguarded for $1 Million dollars? I know I would…
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He could turn my LIGHTS the fock out for $800k.
Imma need some smelling salts to help wake me up and a drank beforehand tho…
*points to self*
And I said: Self?
Self: HUH???
@Gyps, I called my old lady, told her I wasn’t coming home no mo. Sniff. Can you do that thing with your tongue again. Sniff
FEFE can he just punch me anywhere else
I can take a good punch in the ass use to always get spanked, slapped nevamind
“He aint hit me,I walked into his fist”
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(in martin’s voice from the episode when he was a workout fanatic)
So you would forego $1 Million tax free dollars in your bank account over a temporary black eye and possible fukked up cheek bone, broken nose, etc.? All that shyt is temporary…
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As long as I don’t end up looking like Lil Kim after the surg…I think I wld be good.
@MissH you know she did say she’d freak him again…some people like crazy I guess
UMMMM KDUB I paged your ass yesterday bc your fav poster made a funny where you was
@Harlem
Nope, has to be right in the face….
*POW! Right in the kisser!*
@Fefe Fugg that maybe we can think of something else
Maybe he can bump me with his car or something 
@Cookie Yup!
@Harlem iDig
@OTB Right!!
@bibi
@DW ion know if I would’ve fought Fleece though…his desire for the boo-tay is scrong, yes scrong
KDub says:
Do we know if Bubba can sang?
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he just need to know the lyrics to One Wish and they will get along just fiiiiiine
NAIJA Im just saying as crazy as dudes can get WOMEN have the power at the end of the day. Broads are just stupid these days and yea crazy likes crazy
@Cookie
@Fefe “*POW! Right in the kisser!*”
You are troubled!!!
Does he sneak up on you and catch you off guard,or do you stand there full knowing??
Take That Take That!!!
he just need to know the lyrics to One Wish and they will get along just fiiiiiine
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or “Boyfriend”
Harlem she wanted that ass whooping!
I could tell from her interview…”he hit me cause he loveeee me.” :eyeroll”
She betta gtfoh. I bet she be bamming his ass too. Non sexual… for you Floyd is homo theorists
@Phrozen
You stand there, unguarded, full knowing, and let him knock your LIGHTS out! I’d do it, I’d have my debt paid off, I can play for the reconstruction of everything, and I’d have a cool amount of money sitting in my bank account…
@Harlem True shyt,some folks actually get awf on having dramatic occurrnces
I aint with it, I actually like peace and quiet when I go to sleep at night…
FEFE *lip quivers* in the kisser?!!
but my face is how I make my money *due date*
For 1 Million that Nucca could punch me and dress me in a black v neck and black skinty jeans a la Ray J!
@Fefe “let him knock your LIGHTS out!” <——
iCant!
@Gypsy Is it cloudy where you’re at?? Cause you’re overcasting implications are severe in nature
@Harlem
But you could buy a new face…
kahmmillion says:
And if Bubba try to take that booty (without Floy’d permission) he will beat Bubba like a drum.
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If Bubba is big enough, he will take Mayweather’s bootyhole. Have you ever seen how big some of those dudes in prison are? Bubba could be white or black but if they are anything like the ones I seen in Jesup, Georgia, all the hits in the world won’t matter. They’ll yank his little ass up and poke him until he’s turned out. Floyd will come out sweeter than my Zaxby’s tea.
OTB girlll thanks I was like
when I read that chit she is DUMB for that so now dont go cry wolf and use the kid chit either. Its about 20% of smart women in your like that you will ever encounter the rest is just filled with cum
PHRO say that shit again!! I actually dont even want to raise my voice at all with my significant (imaginary at this point
) peace… key word
For 1 Million that Nucca could punch me and dress me in a black v neck and black skinty jeans a la Ray J!
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@69 Approx how many pokes is that??
Whatever do you mean @ Phro?
@Phrozen
Shiddd…I’d put on my Fiddy wife-beater and errthang…and just stand there, waiting for my mil!
Hell
to letting a boxer hit me in the face. A hard enough punch from a normal dude could fluck you up for life. NO way in the HELL i’d sign on for that. 
@Gypsy LOL the shade Madam Bouvier
@Harlem Agreed,I can disagree with you and NEVER raise my voice with someone I’m dealing with..
#GrownManShyt
why fo come Brian McKnight has a song called ‘ANAL’…I can’t shan’t and won’t while he’s on his creeper steez
Mayweather gone go in upper cutting and come out windmilling!
@Fefe
GO AWAY YO!!!
FEFE if I dont know about the punch cool but to see a punch coming at me with rapid boxing speed my reflexes will kick in. Maybe he can kick me instead, no
@Naija
@Fefe We gotta at least argue first and get my blood boiling then get real close and do the right shoulder to left shoulder thing,then he gotta sneak me
YALL GONE STOP CLOWNING WILLIE RAY NORWOOD JR. He’s still mornting and yall won’t let him be pseudo great.
Evil assess.
Cause you’re overcasting implications are severe in nature
@Harlem Right!
We gotta be able to discuss this cause I might forget and kill ’em
@ Fe…I thought B. McKnight said he was doing a whole mixtape.
@OTB
It’s just sexual frustration that has me like this!
PHRO when you grown (mentally) you wouldnt even want to have a disagreement and raise your voice. Im good for the silent I dont care type of attitude when you annoy me anyway. I rather not say anything but hey who are we
@Phrozen
Dude that’s too much THINKING going on! Just stand there, let his ass swing and then you’re rich!
Big dudes get their asses beat all the time.
Nothing slays me faster than to see something big and bully-ish get knocked the fukk out ala craig and debo… samson and goliath… jack and the bean stalk
@Dimpz
Ohhh shyt..well I can’t wait to see what “mixes” he’s gonna put on there!
@Harlem Right!
@Fefe I just can’t
I might flinch and move and catch him with two to the jaw #Honest
Brian need to sit his tight leather pants wearing ass down somewhere *everytime I saw him in NY thats what he wore and it took everything in me to not say something but I damn sure
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Phrozen1der says:
@69 Approx how many pokes is that??
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One session. Apparently that’s all it takes to turn a mofo out, so I’ve been told. According to some, the way to a man’s heart is through his ass. We’ll see if his demeanor has changed once he’s out. We’ll definitely know it’s true if he does like some other so called hard asses and go right back in as soon as they are released. I would call a few names but I ain’t trying to cross that fine line
FeFe Feminine says:
real question:
Would anyone in here let Floyd Mayweather deck them unguarded for $1 Million dollars? I know I would…
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IDK about that one… I might take a quick punch
NaijaGal says:
why fo come Brian McKnight has a song called ‘ANAL’…I can’t shan’t and won’t while he’s on his creeper steez
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Cuz he’s
OutsidetheBox says:
Big dudes get their asses beat all the time.
Nothing slays me faster than to see something big and bully-ish get knocked the fukk out ala craig and debo… samson and goliath… jack and the bean stalk
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Yup! Big niggas are SLOW….Floyd’s little ass will be JUST FINE doing his bid…
@OTB And they fall in slow motion like the brain has to send the SIGNAL that you just got knocked the FUGG out
OutsidetheBox says:
Big dudes get their asses beat all the time.
Nothing slays me faster than to see something big and bully-ish get knocked the fukk out ala craig and debo… samson and goliath… jack and the bean stalk
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You forgot Suge Knight.
@ Dreamy eyes
Damn you had me checking if I peed on myself.
I would not let Floyd hit me for no 1 million frigg that I am scared of getting hit by a basketball much less to get hit by a fist that will most likely hit me hard
@69 “One session. Apparently that’s all it takes to turn a mofo out, so I’ve been told. ” <—–
"Rumor has it" -Adele
FEFE its soo hard for me not to think about it. I dont even want strangers to stand, sit, walk to close to me. And when they touch me lawwwwwwddddd you woulda sworn they spit on me. I have issues in that arena so he gonna have to sneak and do it.
Hmmmm what else would yall do for a milli
@Throb
But it would only last a milli-second…you’d be rich and could take some time off to recuperate!
CC
Here’s one for you ladies….. How many of yall would have a one night stand with a stranger for a MILI tax free and hubby would never know??????????????(the stranger is clean disease free)
Suge Knight!! HOW COULD I FORGET!!
Chit even Kimbo been knocked out.
Floyd cannot hit me in the mouth near the south..in his house near a mouse,on a train nor a plane..I do not like to get hit Sam I Am I do NOT like Gree Eggs and Ham
PERFECTO says:
Here’s one for you ladies….. How many of yall would have a one night stand with a stranger for a MILI tax free and hubby would never know??????????????(the stranger is clean disease free)
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I would be a side chick for a milli
Thats an easy one. I will take a shot, hit the
condoms on deck and no hubby on this end so thats EASY money.
Welp good luck Floyd and buy yourself some lube, hell he’s been practicing with 50 so no bigge here…
@Harlem “Hmmmm what else would yall do for a milli” possibilities are endless!!
Regarding the “Punching a FEMALE in Da Face” Though…
DL DUDES Routinely DISRESPECT FEMALES Physically with NO REGARD Whatsoever (THAT’S THEIR M.O. Though…)
I THOUGHT That was a KNOWN FACT Though (Ohhh Well…)
I used to smoke outta perfectos…
And I wouldnt if’n I was married!
*uncrosses fingers*
PERFECTO says:
Here’s one for you ladies….. How many of yall would have a one night stand with a stranger for a MILI tax free and hubby would never know??????????????(the stranger is clean disease free)
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All of them.
#helpful
I got bills to pay and if someone is willing to give me $1 million to be muhammad Ali for a few days than so be it. Just don’t fawk with my money until my head stops shaking uncontrollably and I can remember some shyt prior to 1979!
Phronworth Bentley Fuk you and your Green Eggs and Ham.
FeFe Feminine says:
@Throb
But it would only last a milli-second…you’d be rich and could take some time off to recuperate!
CC
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mmmm…recuperate huh?
I could get my new grill with some of that money
CC
@Phro,
…so you just on one today, Dr Seuss, really? :lol
@Fefe He’ll be like bish don’t front either, do that thing like you be doing to me yo!!
I do not lik ethem sam I am
I do not like them with a hat, I do not like them with a bat PHRO YOU ARE GONE! 
PERFECTO says:
Here’s one for you ladies….. How many of yall would have a one night stand with a stranger for a MILI tax free and hubby would never know??????????????(the stranger is clean disease free)
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Once again, I’d be on it
@ the men in the room
Would you :blow: for $1 Milli?….like no one would EVER know it happened and the dude you did it to would have a blind fold on, so he wouldn’t even know who you were…
PHRO
thats why I asked if they willing to get fckd up by a boxer who does that for a living chiiiittttttttttttt what else
Bibi is that you and all your sexiness?
@OTB
@Fefe I gotta sack the peen?? Nah son..that causes cancer
@Throb
Yep, you could take care of all the medical expenses, be debt free, and still have some funds in the bank!
CC
FEFE thats a good one
@Hony
tis true …
They gonna say no @Fe.
OutsidetheBox says:
I used to smoke outta perfectos… And I wouldnt if’n I was married!
*uncrosses fingers
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Hood Crush
Im sure you did
as long as you dont have a pair of those house shoes made of net
Phrozen1der says:
@Harlem “Hmmmm what else would yall do for a milli” possibilities are endless!!
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I make the money, the money doesn’t make me. Real talk. I have to much dignity and respect for myself to be making a fool of myself for any mofo for a couple of dollas. If I’m going to make myself look like a fool, whomever it is that is paying better be PAYING. And you ain’t about to buss me in my shyt for $1 million, having me walking around all fcked up in the face.
@Phrozen
What does sack the peen mean?
@Fefe I gotta sack the peen?? Nah son..that causes cancer
Does it??????
Phrozen1der says:
Floyd cannot hit me in the mouth near the south..in his house near a mouse,on a train nor a plane..I do not like to get hit Sam I Am I do NOT like Gree Eggs and Ham
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Go all THEEEEEE way to hail for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you for $1 Milli?….like no one would EVER know it happened and the dude you did it to would have a blind fold on, so he wouldn’t even know who you were…
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Ask Puff, Usher and LA Reid
i’m sure a lot of people have done this 
@Fe’s Question to the men…
This is getting GOOD….*pulls up a chair*
@OTB
They gonna say no, but I bet…. hmmmm, nevermind!
If I was a man I would do it with an umpire vest and a viking hat on! That shyt don’t cause cancer and if I did I must have gotten chemo as a fetus cause I’m immune to it!
Why so many of you chicas got big asses like that
Bibi says:
PERFECTO says:
Here’s one for you ladies….. How many of yall would have a one night stand with a stranger for a MILI tax free and hubby would never know??????????????(the stranger is clean disease free)
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Ummmm, HYFR.
LMAO then every woman has cancer
*dont state the obvi with this sentence either*
Bubba ——> :hunch: <———— Floyd
I love gypsy
I’m woman enough to admit that I’d
for a milli….I wouldn’t like that shyt though…but I’d get OVER it! 
Gigi26 says:
Would you for $1 Milli?….like no one would EVER know it happened and the dude you did it to would have a blind fold on, so he wouldn’t even know who you were…
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Ask Puff, Usher and LA Reid i’m sure a lot of people have done this
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Sheeeeeitttttt, they do it fo free.
FeFe Feminine says:
PERFECTO says:
Here’s one for you ladies….. How many of yall would have a one night stand with a stranger for a MILI tax free and hubby would never know??????????????(the stranger is clean disease free)
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I think my husband would kick my ass if I DIDN’T fukk
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FeFe Feminine says:
@ the men in the room
Would you for $1 Milli?….like no one would EVER know it happened and the dude you did it to would have a blind fold on, so he wouldn’t even know who you were…
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I dont need that money that bad
Thanks for coming out
God Bless
and Goodnight
Where in the fawk is all these rocks yall be living in and are they Co-ops?
I think pussy is easier to eat than sucking a dick.
Can someone tell me what the fuk sack a peen mean?
@Igo
remove that a in sack and replace it with a ‘you’.
Honycoatd says:
I think pussy is easier to eat than sucking a dick.
Can someone tell me what the fuk sack a peen mean?
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He meant suck a peen.
oh @ dreamy eyes ty. I thought it was some new slang.
@ Phronworth Bentley so it causes cancer you say
did you inform all that chicks that suck your peen they need chemo now?
ok, a different slant…would the men in the room LET another dude :blow: you for a milli? …no one would know, again, dude would have a blind fold on so he wouldn’t know WHO the hell he was serving…
for the lies to ensue…
@Hony Cause I refuse to type the other..
A million aint enough homie…
OutsidetheBox says:
@IGo. I sure dont LOL my houses shoes are almost always flip flops or those skid proof socks or bare feet and I drive in driving shoes. I cant stand scuffs on my heels!
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Aw shait…my Hood Crush is a lil hurty Turdy
Good shiat….
<—-I wouldn't have a one night stand for a milli
@Phrozen
What about a billion???
FEFE now you know you aint gonna get nowhere with these guys on here with that question *get scandalous
*
Who would fukk Precious in a tub full of day-old raw ground beef for a millie, tax free?????????
I didnt even notice the sack slip..i thought it was on purpose
ball sack?? No?? Oh.
@Hony It only causes cancer if I have to do it for a Million
MZ
I knew you wouldnt and thats why you are the most innocent of us all 
Unpredictable says:
Who would fukk Precious in a tub full of day-old raw ground beef for a millie, tax free?????????
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Just wrong
@ fefetish
I don’t think many would openly admit that but let them see the money and then its a different story.
I would do an orgy for a milli just depends on who will be there to make it or break it.
I aint flucking Precious! Wait…do ppl KNOW??? Or just me???
you what?
@Fefe A billion tax free???? Glad I aint wear draws today..
#JudgeMeIfYouWant #IaintGotNoBillz #YouCanStayBrokeWhileiBall #YouWouldDoItToo #StopLyingSon 
MIRS you my bish and all but raw meat thats a day old and left out STANKS :fistbump:
FeFe Feminine says:
ok, a different slant…would the men in the room LET another dude you for a milli? …no one would know, again, dude would have a blind fold on so he wouldn’t know WHO the hell he was serving… for the lies to ensue…
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Umm…
Fk the blinfold
fk the million
I aint doing it….
That blind fold aint helping shait.
I dont want no other dud near the equipment
UNLESS you have PHD behind your fking name. and even then Im looking at your ass funny.
Phrozen1der says:
@Fefe A billion tax free???? Glad I aint wear draws today.. #JudgeMeIfYouWant #IaintGotNoBillz #YouCanStayBrokeWhileiBall #YouWouldDoItToo #StopLyingSon
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FeFe Feminine says:
ok, a different slant…would the men in the room LET another dude :blow: you for a milli? …no one would know, again, dude would have a blind fold on so he wouldn’t know WHO the hell he was serving…
for the lies to ensue…
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*in his Riley Freeman voice*
That’s Ghey!
A billion now we talking I wouldnt tell a soul if I was a guy
FeFe……under no cirCUMsatnces!!!!!! Not even for a BILI.
FeFe Feminine says:
@Phrozen
What about a billion???
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Now you know damn well for a Billion, ever mofo in here would be doing chit they never dreamed of. I’d be swinging from branches and chit like am Tarzan in a G-String azz poppin in a handstand.
@Phrozen
Well shyt!
Thank you sir for your HONEST! 
@Mirs
A million aint shyt today but billions..I’ma be on my Buffet steez…
@Phro, I won’t judge or tell if you pass me $500,000 or a mill, tax free outta that 1 billion.
#hoesgottagetpaidtoo
I played this game with my guy and his cousin before and was asked would I let Flava Flav hit for 5 mil
Me:
hell nawl! I look like a hoe, selling kitty to you?!
The hell you wouldn’t. You better throw that thang back like a pro!
My Guy:
That’s why I cain’t stand his ass ret nah!
For a billion I wouldnt give a fukk who knowed.
Chit Diddy still got friends. We the only judging ass ppl around!!!
I’d be swinging from branches and chit like am Tarzan in a G-String azz poppin in a handstand.
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Cole you stupid
@69 Exactly!
ninjaz be lying like shyt 
Harlem!!!!!!
FeFe Feminine says:
@Phrozen
What about a billion???
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Make it 6 Billion
and Im with it….
fkyaifyouthinksomethingdifferent
@PERFECTO and I Go
Y’all BOTH are LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFL I am crying with laughter.
Phronworth could buy that secret with the billion he earned.
Alot of us would do some shyt for money. As long as no family disgrace, kids find out or you lose your job if you got a good one.
@Mirs
Even if you told son I’d be like LOOK AT DEEZ my bank ACCOUNTS!
@Throb
Mmmm Hmmm…
CC
@IGo
Chile. I can be moved. Cause I been with a raggedy muthafucka that should still be paying me!
MZ I fawks with your guy for flav I will take the whole bottle of henny to the head (25 dollar bottle) and a blunt and I will be throwing back like I belong on back dat ass 50
Afterwards I would spend a day in the shower do about 50/11 douches and then head to the bank.
@Hony
That billion dollars brought ’em out!!!!!!!!!!!
Phrozen1der says:
@Mirs Even if you told son I’d be like LOOK AT DEEZ my bank ACCOUNTS!
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FeFe Feminine says:
@PERFECTO and I Go
Y’all BOTH are LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay maybe a lil
BUT a Billion and Ill ride with it…6 Billion and Ill hug the muthatfker afterwards and tell him “What a lovely tea party”
@Fefe
@Mirs Got you son!!
I Go There says:
FeFe Feminine says:
@PERFECTO and I Go
Y’all BOTH are LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay maybe a lil
BUT a Billion and Ill ride with it…6 Billion and Ill hug the muthatfker afterwards and tell him “What a lovely tea party”
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As broke as my azz is, sheeeeiiiiiiit, I’d let Nikki nibble on my cl!t with them big azz horse teef for a mil.
okay maybe a lil
BUT a Billion and Ill ride with it…6 Billion and Ill hug the muthatfker afterwards and tell him “What a lovely tea party”
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Brang em out brang em out
I think my morals have me fukked up. I’d be like, I got 45464641.64 in the bank but look what I had to do to get it!
Monetary value would be higher
Personal value:
Chit for a billion, I’d walk my ass into the CNN Center hop my ass up on top of the desk while they’re discussing the news and show the whole world what the twerk team is about. I’d make CNN leave Atlanta after I’m finished. That’s real.
“What a lovely tea party”
I’d be paying to off anyone who voiced disdain towards my decision,and anyone who had an issue with them being AWFED…
@IGO “BUT a Billion and Ill ride with it…6 Billion and Ill hug the muthatfker afterwards and tell him “What a lovely tea party””
My nicca!!!
@Dimpz
Looking at all them zeros would help me get over that moral shyt REAL quick!
Phrozen1der says:
@IGo
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Homie a bill will get you all the conseling you could possibly need to get through that shait.
And it would put a nice Aston Martin in front of the crib too.
Could Queen L sit on your face (even tho I dont think she the type) @the women of the board????
And yes, onlly a milli.
For a mil, I’d suck Regis’ peen from the back.
@OTB
Bring ’em out, Its hard to yell when the barrels in ya mouth
@69
we need a facepalm smiley
I rather be poor and straight then rich and tampered with….
I know they say everything has it’s price…but some shit…just aint worth it… aint enough money printed for it… think not just watch
Baby….how much would it take for you to swallow?
show the whole world what the twerk team is about.
@OTB
Yep…she could sit on it and I’d play with her nips…
#judgeme
I Go There says:
FeFe Feminine says:
@PERFECTO and I Go
Y’all BOTH are LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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okay maybe a lil
BUT a Billion and Ill ride with it…6 Billion and Ill hug the muthatfker afterwards and tell him “What a lovely tea party”
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From the back..
@ FE….I have past experiences that make me feel like this.
@ FE….I have past experiences that make me feel like this.
@Mirs Here here!!!
@IGo
Right!
OutsidetheBox says:
Could Queen L sit on your face (even tho I dont think she the type) @the women of the board????
And yes, onlly a milli.
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Nah, she can’t sit on my face, cuz she might suffocate my azz before I get that milli, but ummmmm, I’d suck her peen from the back for that milli, tho.
BUT a Billion and Ill ride with it…6 Billion and Ill hug the muthatfker afterwards and tell him “What a lovely tea party”
<– is getting ready for the SR Midwest O Foursome <–not talmbout golf either
#notinaclique
<– Loves golfing on the greens
On Topic: fukc floyd (no caps) jive turkey sucka azz punk– hits your ex in front of the kiddies
#bytchmadeforreal #aintmyfault 
fukk it make it 10 BILI and there could be a extra dude masked up in the room just in case the first one don’t get the job done right!!!!!
Don’t GIVE TWO-SHYTS what others think if I’m LYING (Becuz I’m NOT…) Some peoples STANDARDS are different than OTHERS
@Mirs Fugg you muhfugga
@Mirs
Good point…I do need to be able to BREATHE!
To swallow?
Not for all the Tea in China. 
HONY it would but hey thats Flava Flav d!ck so whatevs
IGO chiitttt my ass would make the motherflucker tea
69 and my ass would be right there blowing the whistle while you twerk
I am crying too. Cant get up and go get tisshas either. Face just wet.
@Perfecto “fukk it make it 10 BILI and there could be a extra dude masked up in the room just in case the first one don’t get the job done right!!!!!” <——-#THIS
*taps out*
@Dimpz
I guess it’s all about what is morally fukked up and to whom then…I don’t think a one night stand is that bad…but I can understand other people’s opinions…
@Fe, ^5
@Phro, what I do???
What/who we selling our morals too?
#lostgane
@Smurfette
:2dance:
And just think…for what ever amount you bout to make….you still gonna be poorer then the poor blind folded nicca they got to suck you off….
extra dude masked up in the room just in case the first one don’t get the job done right!!!!!
Nah, she can’t sit on my face, cuz she might suffocate my azz before I get that milli, but ummmmm, I’d suck her peen from the back for that milli, tho.
I can’t with yall today
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Mizzy sucking ducks from the back
Ancient chinese secret hmmp yall don’t know
@Perfecto “fukk it make it 10 BILI and there could be a extra dude masked up in the room just in case the first one don’t get the job done right!!!!!” <——-#THIS *taps out*
I FUGGIN HATE YALL!
@ FE…I've never had a one night stand.
If I did, I'd rather do it for lust then money. May sound crazy but, 
OTB thats easy thats my wife so actually I sit on her face
#JudgeYouShouldKnowIDontGiveAFluck
@ OTB I had to use my blouse. I don’t even see too well and luckily I know my keys to type.
<——Has to pee so bad
I’d have mofo’s in Duabi, Tokyo, Seoul, Moscow, Sydney, Toronto, and Sao Paulo looking at the Television like this
and hitting the remote and changing the channel up and then back down to make sure this is in fact CNN or did the TV gain a brain and switch to a porno.
Phrozen1der says:
you fonted @Mirs
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@ Phro…..Me too @264!
For a billi, I’d fugg Lil Wayne raw, without a paper bag over his head, at my most fertile moment.
#billipluschildsupport
Ok yall are fools let me go to lunch
*taps out with PHRO*
Dont be getting all judgemental with your font and caps button!
Theres a reason ppl get paid after some heinous/bad act. Of course its not an easy situation but you have to remember not every one holds high esteem to “sexual matters” alone..I wouldnt ivolve my kids in stuff for money for instance but I would think of my kids if im offered some money for some “embarrassing act”. I can buy new feelings
I wouldnt slap my mama for a milli because of the principle. But a billi she would make me and we would shop over it later.
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Cousin, Jmo has never taken the train, so she might end up in Chinatown for all I know!
Jmo, if you’re lurking, I didn’t mean that ^^^^^
#idid 
Me three @264 @267.
Yall chit! 
SON
But U, you can’t pay to get rid off the bacteria he’s giving off IMO
OutsidetheBox says:
Dont be getting all judgemental with your font and caps button!
Theres a reason ppl get paid after some heinous/bad act. Of course its not an easy situation but you have to remember not every one holds high esteem to “sexual matters” alone..I wouldnt ivolve my kids in stuff for money for instance but I would think of my kids if im offered some money for some “embarrassing act”. I can buy new feelings
I wouldnt slap my mama for a milli because of the principle. But a billi she would make me and we would shop over it later. :hugs:
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@ Mirs
Damn @ little beast baby mums you would probably be
For a billi, I’d tattoo “F U YT” on my forehead, and walk proudly through the most racist trailer park. I’d prolly get fukked up, but I’ll be rich, tho.
Unpredictable says:
For a billi, I’d tattoo “F U YT” on my forehead, and walk proudly through the most racist trailer park. I’d prolly get fukked up, but I’ll be rich, tho.
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<—–crying real tears!
#270 #276 Exactly!!!
yallcrazy says:
SON
But U, you can’t pay to get rid off the bacteria he’s giving off IMO
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But I’ll be rich, tho.
@Mirs
#Ditto!
Unpredictable says:
For a billi, I’d tattoo “F U YT” on my forehead, and walk proudly through the most racist trailer park. I’d prolly get fukked up, but I’ll be rich, tho.
A billi though?? Yea I’m in 
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For the record, I’m not judging any of yall!
Yall not hurting anyone of breaking any rules so, have at it! 
For a billi, I’d set up a checkpoint on the highway, fugg each driver, and give em a KFC biscuit. Cooch’ll be sore, but I’ll be rich, tho.
You dont realize a billion dollars is alot of fking money….
Shait Ive seen a muthafker eat a stripper for 5 dollars.
Damn you Mizzy! I damned near choked on these chips I don’t need anyway!
@Mirs FUGGIN
@IGO Exactly
@ IGo…. I realize.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Damn you Mizzy! I damned near choked on these chips I don’t need anyway!
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My co-worker just said “Phroz it’s not that funny” she has NO IDEA!!
@286
I Go There says:
You dont realize a billion dollars is alot of fking money….
Shait Ive seen a muthafker eat a stripper for 5 dollars.
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Exactly… a Billion dollars = A million dollars a million times! your fukking grandchildren would be set if you managed that shyt right!
Bish!
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Cousin
For the record, I’m not judging any of yall! Yall not hurting anyone of breaking any rules so, have at it!
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Its alright Mary
Ill hook you up with a couple of dollars off the loot I get
Then Id walk off and fanning myself with a few hundred dollar bills and say
“Whitcha Broke ass”
Tell her to myob @Phro
who actin a fool in hea
As broke and as dyck deprived as I am, I might fugg Freddy Kruger, and let him finger me for a good $50,000.
My grandchildren better be prepared for me to be on that Bill Gates plan, Make Yo Own Way Nigglet.
IGO: I know that’s right
niggs out here doing it for way less and even free, shyt if i’m gonna do some immoral shyt I might as well make a come up off it!
#buti’llberichthoYOLO
brownskin A.K.A Creamy says:
who actin a fool in hea
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Unpredictable says:
As broke and as dyck deprived as I am, I might fugg Freddy Kruger, and let him finger me for a good $50,000.
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But what about your puceeee???????????
@UNPRE tell me about your yesterday
Mary though?!
Not the mother’s name of being potty-trained lil Jesus
Screw you IGO!
Funny thing is, I would screw the same dude that’s gonna pay Mizzy a Billi for free if I was into him but, I couldn’t take his money for sex.
Ion think even a billi could fix that
FeFe Feminine says:
I Go There says:
You dont realize a billion dollars is alot of fking money….
Shait Ive seen a muthafker eat a stripper for 5 dollars.
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Exactly… a Billion dollars = A million dollars a million times! your fukking grandchildren would be set if you managed that shyt right!
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GrandChildren?
MAN FK them… they didnt work for this
Im gon spend this shait and be like every other american man
Leave the family in debt…
FeFe Feminine says:
Unpredictable says:
As broke and as dyck deprived as I am, I might fugg Freddy Kruger, and let him finger me for a good $50,000.
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But what about your puceeee???????????
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French KI$$E$ says:
@UNPRE tell me about your yesterday
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He’s gonna be in Philly tonight tho, and in Milton, PA <—(wherever the fugg that is) another night.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Screw you IGO!
Funny thing is, I would screw the same dude that’s gonna pay Mizzy a Billi for free if I was into him but, I couldn’t take his money for sex.
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See thats so sweet
this is why I call you Mary
but you still aint swallowing? DAMN
Funny thing is, I would screw the same dude that’s gonna pay Mizzy a Billi for free if I was into him but, I couldn’t take his money for sex.
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#thatswhatfriendsarefor 
I would accept it for you
@ IGo…..Hell nawl! @ swallowing.
@ Cousin….Geez thanks. Bish!
yallcrazy says:
Mary though?!
Not the mother’s name of being potty-trained lil Jesus
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Well Cousin, it’s now safe to say that she’s lost somewhere on some train
and 
#atthesamedamntime 
& I’d schedule the fukcing for you going forward
#thatswhatfriendsarefor 
@ Cousin….Are you serious?! Why didn’t she go to RTA and map her trip out?
I’m leaving in 5mins.
Gigi26 says:
IGO: I know that’s right niggs out here doing it for way less and even free, shyt if i’m gonna do some immoral shyt I might as well make a come up off it!
#buti’llberichthoYOLO
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hold up it depends… cause if Kerry Washinton came up to me
The shait I would do to her… Nasty would be a fking understatement
and I wouldnt ask for one cent.
But I BET she you feel obligated to pay me in the end.
ok so we talking about pucceee cream and botty juice, or is it puceee juice and sweaty balls or maybe botty cream Im confused
@ cousin…I gotta be on time so our fourth won’t be sitting there alone. text or call me in 5
Monistat Coffee
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Ok Cousin, Imma start walking looking for her now
I promise I hate every sangle last one of youse
@Yall IKR
@Mirs You aint right in the head
“Not the mother’s name of being potty-trained lil Jesus”
@Dimpz :hugs:
I’m flickin a cl it for $687.52 and a frozen snicker cause times is hard!
Floyd has turned himself in. It was streaming live on another website.
And as for being with Precious, da shid I won’t. I wil be bouncing on her like a 6 yr old on a used mattress in the middle of the parking lot in the projects.
@Unpred SAID:
As broke and as dyck deprived as I am, I might fugg Freddy Kruger, and let him finger me for a good $50,000.
MF-ing
Though !!!
Where is everyone?
Fugg ya’ll tom’bout? Recap anyone….?
FIANNNCEEEE where the fck you been
It’s so cold in here my teets on ROCK!!!
Anybody home?
Is that de la hoya in that pic looking thru his ass?