Update: The contest is over and the winners have been chosen using Random.org. The winners are listed per their prize preference. Please respond to the emails you received by noon tomorrow or alternate winners will be chosen. Thank you to everyone who submitted entries in this contest!
Concert tickets winners
Terrence S.
Trevarius W.
Khiry C.
Patrick S. F.
Concert and Suite seats
Shenita D.
Suite Seats
Ebony B.
Tamara E.
Kevin M.
This post was originally written Dec. 20, 2012 @ 12:48 pm
Tip “T.I.” Harris is in the Christmas spirit! His new album, Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head is in stores right now! And to celebrate his album release, T.I. is giving away 4 pair of tickets to his concert at the Tabernacle on Friday, Dec. 21, AND 4 pair of passes (2 passes per winner) to sit in Tip’s PRIVATE SUITE to watch the Atlanta Hawks play the Chicago Bulls in luxury at Philips Arena on Saturday, Dec. 22nd!
Watch T.I. perform a hit song from his Trouble Man CD during halftime of the Hawks vs Bulls game on Saturday.
As an added bonus — T.I. will stop by the Suite after his performance to personally thank you and your guests for showing your support!!
There will be 4 WINNERS in total. Each winner will receive 2 free tickets to attend T.I.’s concert on Friday AND 2 passes to sit in T.I.’s private Suite at the Hawks vs Bulls game at Philips Arena on Saturday!
As the winners of the Suite tickets (2 seats each), you and your guests will mingle with readers from StraightfromtheA.com, so please represent for your SR community and be courteous.
To win the tickets AND box seats, email photos of your Trouble Man: Heavy is the Head CDs to info @ Sandrarose.com (remove the spaces) by 3 PM tomorrow (Dec. 20).
**Please do not send any other email to this Inbox as it is not monitored after the contest ends. Indicate in the Subject line which prize you want.
If you win the T.I. concert tickets and Suite seats, you will be notified by 6 PM tomorrow (Thursday Dec. 20) and you can pick up your tickets at the Tabernacle Will Call window on Friday, Dec. 21, and at Philips Arena on Saturday, Dec. 22.
GOOD LUCK!
Special thank you to Grand Hustle Records, T.I., Ms. Hannah Kang (Grand Hustle GM); MusicBusinessPolitics.com, and the Atlanta Hawks!
WELP,ATL READERS GET ON IT!!!!!1
who is young botchey?
good luck folks
SO ALl you have to do is be Attractive with a CD in hand?? Just asking SANDRA dont get irritated wit me
good luck to all ya’ll in the “A”
I am feeling TI on that last photo
alright nah!
Afternoon Roses
Question
what if you download the album off Amazon 
Good luck all!!
….SO ALl you have to do is be Attractive with a CD in hand?? Just asking SANDRA dont get irritated wit me
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Seeing as how the MG’s lately have not been attractive and Sandra still picks them (no shade Sandra don’t ban me), I’m thinking just be a person holding the cd.
Keesh
Hey Keesh!!!
Great contest Auntie!
so please represent for your SR community and be courteous.

Tabernacle
which one
@ Nakeya

that would be a great Bday gift for me! but damn i gotta get a room & chit.
All those red bottoms up top are hot,shyte only $27.99 NOT BAd
@FAY
Your birrfDAys Fri Right???
Good Luck contestants! I would join in but short notice
I dont have a cd cover I brought it off itunes.
LuVnnnnnnn
hiya bew!
King’Bew & FayBay & Keesh
s
@OldSkool hey hey hey
I’m signing up for this!! AND I just had a dream about that lil nucca! That was a sign
Hey Bad, hey Keesh
luVn_liFe… says:
All those red bottoms up top are hot,shyte only $27.99 NOT BAd
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Something aint rtight bout that price
Keesh says
Something aint rtight bout that price
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you see the ad up top? I personally wouldnt wear em.but the styles up there are HaWt!
And a big :hubbahubba: to Boygah! #iseeyew
YES BAD HOW ARE YOU FEELING TUHDAY??? I thank U got me
It’s tomorrow Luvin
iono why i’m excited ion neva do shat for my bday
HIS!!
sup bewski?
@OldSkool, im a tad better. i still want my head punted off tho *sigh*
Pumkinnnnn and my nucca Vdot :fistbump:
ION see no shoes
ThnKs SMURFETTE . . :wave:
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
SANDRA GOT JOKES! Just like her taking down those posts this morning . . .

ION see no shoes
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Me Either anymore
Then
Putting
Em
Back
Up
You don’t have to be in the picture. You can send in a picture of the Trouble Man CD in your hand.
Boygahhhhhhhhhhhhh
hi bebeh!!
@LuVn, i sawwy
*spray Lysol in our eyes*
@Fay, hunty *snaps* i already have some BOMB.COM ass shrinkage chile #luvingit
THANKS DTTS I’ll take a loaded baked potatoe please!
@ boistop: The one downtown by CNN.
@ HIS
hderfttbgrdb hfuitfhni.
that’s tongue speak for hey boo’
<—watched my Pres give a lovely press conf on gun control & the fiscal cliff a lil while ago..
he so swagged out
This is a nice contest
Good luck to those who submit.
So what yall was up to this morning… No MG?
DTTS
@King’bew
if u werent so damn kewt i’d disown ur ass lmao 
@ chiefsnypa and jeniefrumdabloc, I’m sure if you downloaded the CD from an authorized online dealer you also received the CD cover? Just print out the CD cover and hold it in your hand. Thanks.
Fianceeeeeeeeeee
oh and so noooooooobody is gna get the damn Luke James mixtape so that I may have someone to discuss it with?? ya’ll bishes missing out
@ luVn_liFe: I didn’t take down anything this morning. Also, the ads that you see on the blog vary based on your geographical location. So you might see different ads from the ones I see in Atlanta.
And if you ask nicely, T.I. might autograph your CD when you meet him on Saturday.
Sandra Rose says:
nothing to thaw out the curls about 
I didn’t take down anything this morning. Also, the ads that you see on the blog vary based on your geographical location. So you might see different ads from what I see in Atlanta.
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OK SANDRITA”
something
was amiss with the posts this morning then
FIANCE your
cant get no better boo
@ his
i want my damn wisdom teeth back!
this pain is for the birdssssss!
LuVn!!
I think the ads also depends on your internet searches because, when I was looking for hotels in Vegas, I would always see vegas hotels/flights on here….
omg i forgot all bout that @King! ugh how are yew???
*gives u all the drugs i can find from lindsey lohans purse*
Ads are based on your searches. You can change that but let a tech head tell you bc I aint one
and the Olson twins’ pill purse…
@luvn

@ Missmiami Watch it! Sandra TOTALLY edited my post?!
Just 4 the record aunty, I didn’t mean about the Kang. I Love’s me some T.I.. I said it b/c I’m in NY
@ his
I’m drooling all over this pillow cause i have a crapload of gauze in my mouth. i feel like that morning glory
Pre-Party
for iWhip!!!
Sandra can i come stay wit yew if i win? *bats lashes*
*hand delivers Brand New in the box Custom Made Wisdom Teeth(s)*
for Kingstonn. There they go! —>
Beware Road Scholers
Sandra Rose says:
You don’t have to be in the picture. You can send in a picture of the Trouble Man CD in your hand.
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You think if I send one butt naked, I will get picked? Or will Tiny hate and shut me down?
Coming up!
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Bootcampgirl says:
I think the ads also depends on your internet searches because, when I was looking for hotels in Vegas, I would always see vegas hotels/flights on here….
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Yep. I was looking @ Christmas trees last week. All the sites I visit, the ads are Christmas trees.
Oh V.
Keesh says:
So what yall was up to this morning… No MG?
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The MG’s always get slammed. The one before last, someone said she looked like a beached whale.
DTTS
make sure they got long schlongs 
no sock puppets neeva
You need to clean your cookies or whatever it’s called. I do it about every hour
Gotcha
#Noman
Imm a take my picture with my CD in the crack of my azz azz azz azz azz azz!!!
Hey yall!
@kingstonn I know exactly how you feel cause I had’em taken all out at once so I understand the drool “wooo wooo wooo, wooo wooo wooo” ***in my Sinclair voice while rubbing your back***
Here’s to the world not ending Friday then.
fire fox
thanks dtts
@DTTS thank you much *sitting with fork in one hand and knife in right waiting patiently*
Can I git mah welcome packet
I’m drooling all over this pillow cause i have a crapload of gauze in my mouth. i feel like that morning glory
@GEORGIA
You want a welcome packet? You sure about that? They’ve made some changes to it recently.
Sex:
Marital status:
Age:
Kids:
Job:
Fave poster:
fave position:
how long u been lurking:
**BONUS question** do u lick azz:
@ old school
it’s a btch, ain’t it? my cheeks look like Kanye Wests. 
VDot says:
You think if I send one butt naked, I will get picked?
_________________
I’m sure you would jump to the top of the list if you did.
ion give out welcome packets like that so

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, @yso, I’on Curr, I ma still be honest, p.s, u CAN lick mah ass!!!
*photoshops me holding Tip’s CD in yesterday’s MG azz crack*
*add on this question —> Toes Sucked? or Toe Sucker?
Sex: female
Marital status: single
Age: ……..
Kids: NOPE NOT YET
Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
Fave poster: Caramel Cutie
fave position: spoon
how long u been lurking: …………..they been lurking me
**BONUS question** do u lick azz: yes
This post is FOR DAWN! PICK HER
VDot says:
You think if I send one butt naked, I will get picked?
_________________
I’m sure you would jump to the top of the list if you did.
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I’m all over this tonight!
And Sandra don’t try to trick me just to get nakey pictures of me to add to your collection. I haven’t forgotten that you’re a madame. If you wanted ’em, you could have just asked
y u skip the age question Caramel Cutie??
This post is for Alex!
PICK HER!
IONO no more Atl folks
on here
I’m sure you would jump to the top of the list if you did.
Awww shyt! Sandra wanna get it poppin

@kingstonn It sure is sweets but keep reminding yourself that it is now OVAH, they are out and you are on your way to recovery and you can always put in those custom made wisdom teeth that DTTS are sending you when you start to really miss’em…doubt that you will but just in case
@Caramel Nutty – :stop: Just
Ohhh fuggg
and Fay done pulled out her stamp! 
I thought we had all agreed that the bonus question was gonna be do you get your Robert Kelly on?
@ Fay DON’T GET HER GOING
*fixes 107 to say Butty
@GEORGIA
Did you just tell me to lick your ass? I think you did.
Make that font
white invisibleKingstonn, Jello! Broth! try to Eat!
Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
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Professional Twirler
Invisible
Who Dat says:
I thought we had all agreed that the bonus question was gonna be do you get your Robert Kelly on?
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I thought so too. hahahahahahaha. Do you give or recieve Golden Showers? hahahahahah
*flips the White Font switch on* Thanks LuvLife, I’d forgotten about that switch
Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
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Job: Red wine drinker; but tries to throw us off by asking about a dry white.
Oh.
if Kenya Moore don’t get off this website and go get her some damn Proactiv…
Another ‘Oh Fugg’
Job: model/pagaent winner/actress/trailblazer for African American women in pagaents/producer/entrepreneur/ TOO BIG OF AN EMPIRE TO LIST
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NON gum chewer Extraordinaire.
“I do not accept your gum”
I need to win this contest Cause I just spent about 4 hours in a kindergarten class with 20 kids and GOD BLESS TEACHER’S cause that lil boy with that Lazy EYE who circle all the letters on his assessment test….
*talks to screen* For those of you that have just joined us, we have tew ‘situations’ going on right now
Pull up a seat and stay tuned
Professional Twirler
yaaaaaaasssss honeyyyyyyyyy
*being messay but not really*
where can one find that cover up hunty
that lil boy with that Lazy EYE who circle all the letters on his assessment test….

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what it do Roses? What did I miss?
So u answer Yes I eat ass sammiches but ne’mind how ole im ill?
guhl
Female
married
4
32
EntrePonigga
You
Missonary
Fo a while
Don’t lick ass!!
if Kenya Moore don’t get off this website and go get her some damn Proactiv…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kenya needs some Accutane.
Might be on it. Hence the no kids. They make you sign a waiver you wont get preggars while on it to prevent born defects.
Pull up a seat and stay tuned

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Damn we still talkin bout lickin azzes?
This is post if for YOUR NAME HERE!
Pick her! 
I enlisted my son to come and help and all he did was record the boy cause he decided to stomp the yard while Happy Feet was dancing.
I’m saying i wished i lived in Atl for these contests. No need for me to take a pic if i get cd cuz i cant make it
auntie how about giving awAy a free handbag or giftcard for non local winners. Please, pretty please 
@KDUBDAT
So. What you’re saying is that the last MG’s momma was on Accutane and gave her the down sinder? You ain’t right.
that lil boy with that Lazy EYE who circle all the letters on his assessment test….
*gracefully puts down fork and knife and pats each corner of mouf with napkin from eating DTTS yummy lunch* Let the record reflect that I don’t get down with the Robert Kelly foolishness…that’s just disrespectful
BUT I LOVED HIS “In The Closet Series”!!!
Kenya-Why don’t you ask Frank Mitchell I mean Walter when is he gonna lose his baby teef and get his big boy ones?
if Kenya Moore don’t get off this website and go get her some damn Proactiv…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Kenya needs some Accutane.
Might be on it. Hence the no kids. They make you sign a waiver you wont get preggars while on it to prevent born defects.
(however you spell that shyt)
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Kenya need her a damn chemical peel or microdermabrasion
So. What you’re saying is that the last MG’s momma was on Accutane and gave her the down sinder? You ain’t right.
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Which one? Might be where she got that pesky hormonal prollem from too.
Who knows.
@ yso,.pleaze don’t lick,mah azz
*gracefully puts down fork and knife and pats each corner of mouf with napkin from eating DTTS yummy lunch*
I will cook for You anytime!
)
You like Alligator Souffle? (S/O to Special Ed
Hmmm, where is he at?
Kenya-Why don’t you ask Frank Mitchell I mean Walter when is he gonna lose his baby teef and get his big boy ones?
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I am sure GM gave him a nice check when they buy’d back that fuggin Saturn dealership….after they went outta bidness and all.
One more ‘Oh Fugg’

I enlisted my son to come and help and all he did was record the boy cause he decided to stomp the yard while Happy Feet was dancing.

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Very nice! Good luck folks!
‘Oh Fugg’
@GEORGIA
I like the begging but let’s stay out of asses altogether. It’s the holidays and sht.
It’s the holidays and sht.

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@ yso, true dat
@DTTS *takes out my short pencil from my welcome packet and makes note on old receipt that DTTS likes to cook* Man Special Ed used to hang out on campus at my college back in the day…he was at EVERY game chilling and hanging out on the yard!
Boooooooooooooooooooooo
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,
O Lord, kum bay ya.
SO THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!

Luvn and DTTS what the hell are yall talmbout!!!
Oldskool71 says:
@DTTS *takes out my short pencil from my welcome packet and makes note on old receipt that DTTS likes to cook* Man Special Ed used to hang out on campus at my college back in the day…he was at EVERY game chilling and hanging out on the yard!
I only ‘cook’ here though OldSkool
<–absolute opposite LOL! #icane-cookallthefancydancyfoods 
Ok, and since you knew him, Imma say I do too!
#ikidikid
Bombshell Esq says:
Whoever just left the women’s bathroom in my office needs to have a conversation with Jesus because I should NOT have to smell stale vagina after you leave!!!!!
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I’m sure the women in your office are too damn old to not know better than to wash. That’s just nasty…it happens in my office too. No one likes the smell of stale tuna fish. IJS
I’m glad y’all peaced it up
aweeeee woooo wooooo wooooo wooooo
Get It! 157
SO THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
………………
Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
Esq
Post a BV flyer up in that bish! #helpful
One lil boy said that another lil boy hunched his leg and it wouldn’t have been so bad if he wouldn’t have hunched the air when he said it and my son wasn’t drinking that capri sun cause he spit it out and walked out the class.
Da fugg?
@ bombshell
stale vagina….
Good, because I was laughing too hard at the thoughts of babies and pooches getting snatched up!
I’m all about peace and love and whatever the fck else we are supposed to be about this time of year. I can also take joke. No Choco here.
You don’t have to be in the picture. You can send in a picture of the Trouble Man CD in your hand.
by Sandra Rose
__________________
No iTunes snap shot? I ain’t bought an actual cd in YEARS
WorkInProgress says:
THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
………………
Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
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:crying1: <—- Dry your eyes GAL,SandriTa updayed the hawk post to FAKE
167, sounds like yall had a ball!

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Da fugg da fugg?
@YOUR NAME HERE! Your classroom stories are going to get me fired!!! I am DYING at this front desk!!! hahahahah
@DTTS *balls up receipt*
luVn_liFe… says:
WorkInProgress says:
THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
………………
Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
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<—- Dry your eyes GAL,SandriTa updayed the hawk post to FAKE
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I thought it was fake…smh…
What else ya'll talm bout? I'm bored!!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Esq
Post a BV flyer up in that bish! #helpful
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I dont know why these fukas at my job wont let me be great
WorkInProgress says:
THE HAWK SNATCHING BABY VID IS FAKE!!!!
………………
Nooooo say it ent so. I was all concerned and sad and sh*t.
~ ~ ~ ~
<—- Dry your eyes GAL,SandriTa updayed the hawk post to FAKE
………….
They better stop playing with my emotions. I ent too stable.
They needed 5 volunteers so the list went out and I was the only parent that stayed the whole time. One parent stayed for about an hour that is why I called my son. He came with cupcakes and juice and movies. The lil boy with the lazy eye mama is the lady that coaxed me outta $10.She don’t work so why didn’t she volunteer and she aint paid me back so she got $10
What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!
<—Happy holidays.
Da fuggg
Funny how I play my “Rihanna” station on IHeartRadio and the first song they choose to play is “Dont Wake Me Up” by Chris Brown.
Sup Roses. :wave:
Can I get a quick recap??
@bOMBSHELL…
That shyte would just piss me off!and i’d have to let her know,I dont appreciate your stank violating my nose!
Once my co worker was on her cycle,took of her funky nasty a.s.s. pad and threw it in the trash unwrapped.
I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
Nastee a.s.s.
I see ya’ll was talmbout toe and azz licking downstairs. I left something down there for ya’ll!
I love having my toes suck. My dayum eyes roll back in my head. #carryon
kicks in the door! what yall talkin about? I hope yall aint still eatin azz!
@ razzle
i like that song! *fist pumps*
Diva says:
What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!
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Someone in my office has stale vagina…
Happy holidays@yso!
Happy holidays@yso!
Somebody daddy came to drop off goodies and when he walked off my son looked at me and all he said was Nigga Nigga Nigga cause dude looked like Trinidad James.
Moral to the story: Don’t allow myself and my children to volunteer in one place. Luckily big girl Gyps was at tennis practice or else we would still be there.
@MILKY
If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh.
Diva says:
I see ya’ll was talmbout toe and azz licking downstairs. I left something down there for ya’ll! I love having my toes suck. My dayum eyes roll back in my head. #carryon
My honey said he was going to do it… I told him to take his toe fettish and lick his own damn toes 
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luVn_liFe… says:
@bOMBSHELL…
That shyte would just piss me off!and i’d have to let her know,I dont appreciate your stank violating my nose!
Once my co worker was on her cycle,took of her funky nasty a.s.s. pad and threw it in the trash unwrapped.
I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
Nastee a.s.s.
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luVn_liFe… says: I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
i just pictured that whole scenario!
da fugg fugg??
Ysooooooooooooooooooo my hunty
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!
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Someone in my office has stale vagina…

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Spray some scentsy on her…
no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.
Bombshell Esq says:
Diva says:
What’s up ya’ll? I was in a boring azz meeting for 2 fcuking hours!!!!
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Someone in my office has stale vagina…
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That’s just rancid!!! Bish needs some bleach for that vjay jay!
YSO!!!
hawt Gravie . . If i aint have this cellulite up under my cheeks i would try that and send it my hubbys phone
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Diva says:
I see ya’ll was talmbout toe and azz licking downstairs. I left something down there for ya’ll! I love having my toes suck. My dayum eyes roll back in my head. #carryon
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My honey said he was going to do it… I told him to take his toe fettish and lick his own damn toes
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Loves to have my toes sucked *files nails*
Can I get a quick recap??
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Dont what “da fugg” is going on…
BADHIS!
Heya! I’ve been moved by the holiday spirit.
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
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The azz lickers gone love that minty fresh azz juice!!!!
Oh I really had to scroll back up and see what YSo’s gravie was… Thanks for the Idea bew!
Milky says:
kicks in the door! what yall talkin about? I hope yall aint still eatin azz!
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Holiday azz at that!
Oldskool71 says:
says: I kicked the whole basket in the hallway
i just pictured that whole scenario!
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Hrmmph,That bissh WAS SO Embarassed.she emptied the trash can and didnt come out her office for hours
@LUVN
If he your hubby he know what you got and he must like it. Not that I’m promoting sexting. That would be wrong.
Diva says:
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
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The azz lickers gone love that minty fresh azz juice!!!!
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Duhrty mouth? Clean it up with Candy Cane Azz Sticks!
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh.
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TRUUUUUUU! how u doing hunty?
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
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FUGG YOU WOMAN!!!! So close to the holidays and shyt…
Spray some scentsy on her… no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.
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Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.
Thanks reality tv
Diva says:
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
If they are still eating ass, mine is pepperminty fresh
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The azz lickers gone love that minty fresh azz juice!!!!
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DONE!!!! @ Minty fresh azz juice!!!
@DIVA
Tis the mothafcking season. Fa la la la la.
ysoserious says:
@LUVN
If he your hubby he know what you got and he must like it. Not that I’m promoting sexting. That would be wrong.
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When you’re married, nothing is wrong…unless it involes more than you and your spouse…
### shake it!!
ysoserious says:
If he your hubby he know what you got and he must like it. Not that I’m promoting sexting. That would be wrong.
~ ~ ~ ~
4SHO! he Certainly doesnt mind
i got a
last night. felt oh so good!! 
Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.
Thanks reality tv
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Gone with the wind fabulous!
@ ysoserious them peppermint azz sticks work on stale vaggie…
Secret Santa
PUMKASH FOR Them Funky cold Medinas!!—>
YSO > cute Gravi!
luVn_liFe… says:
PUMKASH FOR Them Funky cold Medinas!!—>
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Log off and burn your whole damn computer….
i have no idea whats gawns on in this post
RECAP PLEASE KUBBBBBBBB
Them Funky cold Medinas!!—>
that song was the shiiit
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Ugh no new post yet
@MILKY
I’m good. For me.
@BOMBSHELL
This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.
In TONE LOCs Voice!!

LuVn
Fuggin Funky Cold Medinas huh? 
Who’s mah sandrah rose e bestie!
I can see the tan line @Yso
Who Dat says:
Spray some scentsy on her… no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.
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Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.
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ysoserious says:
@MILKY
I’m good. For me.
@BOMBSHELL
This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.
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What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
I never received a welcome package so I will answer one now.
32
Female
Single
Tennessee(Alabama born and raised though)
No kids
Favorite- kdubb, OTB, ms fashion and ms everything not sure where they are at.
Doggy style
Curiously straight
No to R Kelly
Moscota, tequila, rum, vodka
Favorite cocktail sweet tight p**** with vodka
<—-Is singing "Brass Monkey! That Funky Monkey! Brass Monkey Junkey that Funky Monkey!!!"
I’m offended by all this shyt cause I don’t know what the fugg yall are talking about! Good Night!
:shakebut:
Who Dat says:
Spray some scentsy on her… no you’d better give her the whole bottle. as a gift. and tell her to use it right away.
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Spray some of that Mama Jones on her rancid azz…. and twirl your azz out of her cube.
Thanks reality tv
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@KDUBB I hate chu for this shyt here!!!

good afternoon Roses!
@BOMBSHELL
How do you nicely tell someone to shove a candy cane up their putrid puss? Post it to WSHH when you do cause I gotta see that.
RECAP PLEASE KUBBBBBBBB
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I dont know what is goin on…
*runs out the room*
da fugg is UPS with my new kindle???
Oh smelly cat! Oh smelly cat!!
luVn_liFe… says:That bissh WAS SO Embarassed.she emptied the trash can and didnt come out her office for hours
we got signs in the stalls that ask you to kindly turn around after you’re done to make sure the area is as sanitary as possible before exiting…shame you gotta tell this to grown women
Bombshell Esq says:
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
I’m good. For me.
@BOMBSHELL
This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.
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What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
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take her by the hand in a secluded place.. try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. and say in exact verbatum “Ma’am, I hate to be the one to tell you and I dont want to offend but it seems like you have a certain oder coming from your privates and it offends me.” if she takes it the wrong way Oh well give her that summer’s eve soap.
me neeba KDUB…
imma try again later
*off 2 search the web*
ysoserious says:
@BOMBSHELL
How do you nicely tell someone to shove a candy cane up their putrid puss? Post it to WSHH when you do cause I gotta see that.
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Play Rick Ross Diced Pineapples
What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
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tell dat bish u know u smell ur ole rotten smellin Cooch!! then start screamin DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!! (in ole gurl voice from John Q)
ysoserious says:
@DIVA
Tis the mothafcking season. Fa la la la la.
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Now thats the Christmas spirit right there!!!!!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
I’m good. For me.
@BOMBSHELL
This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.
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What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
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take her by the hand in a secluded place.. try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. and say in exact verbatum “Ma’am, I hate to be the one to tell you and I dont want to offend but it seems like you have a certain oder coming from your privates and it offends me.” if she takes it the wrong way Oh well give her that summer’s eve soap.
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Milky says:
What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
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tell dat bish u know u smell ur ole rotten smellin Cooch!! then start screamin DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!! (in ole gurl voice from John Q)
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Ya’ll ain’t shyt! Not. A. One.
Bombshell Esq says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
I’m good. For me.
@BOMBSHELL
This is my gift to you all. Don’t be so ungrateful.
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What I do? I wanted to give homegirl a gift to tell her nicely to wash her snatch
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take her by the hand in a secluded place.. try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths.. and say in exact verbatum “Ma’am, I hate to be the one to tell you and I dont want to offend but it seems like you have a certain oder coming from your privates and it offends me.” if she takes it the wrong way Oh well give her that summer’s eve soap.
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I wonder if I can get Angela to sit in on this here intervention as well… How to properly wash your rancid puss 101
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what the hail she gone say?? hold a bawled up shirt over your privates? That aint gonna do nothing…
Ya’ll know how some of those toilets have the air freshner with the long pump sprayer at the back…switch that shyt around to the front. Let smelly puss go to the bathroom and when she flushes that air freshner will spray all up in that kitty. Problem solved!!!
#257
tell dat bish u know u smell ur ole rotten smellin Cooch!! then start screamin DO SOMETHING!! DO SOMETHING!!! (in ole gurl voice from John Q)
cause i said it in Kimberly’s voice too
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please. please. please. I need this job! frigging
we got signs in the stalls that ask you to kindly turn around after you’re done to make sure the area is as sanitary as possible before exiting…shame you gotta tell this to grown women
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Maybe this is what I need to do. On more than one occasion Ive come across blood and shat on the stolls…like all grown folks dont work here…bishes is tryfe
Bedazzled His Razzle says: try not to inhale deeply while you’re around her… take short breaths..
Diva says:
Ya’ll know how some of those toilets have the air freshner with the long pump sprayer at the back…switch that shyt around to the front. Let smelly puss go to the bathroom and when she flushes that air freshner will spray all up in that kitty. Problem solved!!!
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Fugg this… Lawd just take me

How do you nicely tell someone to shove a candy cane up their putrid puss? Post it to WSHH when you do cause I gotta see that.

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just thought I’ll log in and share my good news I got gas for $2.98 this morning
#teamTI
I am OFF Friday too!!! I bought my cd bright and early yesterday at 8am. I shall have a co worker take my pic in the am (working from home today).
Pick me Auntie PICK ME
@bombshell
Stand in the middle of the office where everyone can here u and say “I SMELL I SMELL! then point at the bish and say “yeah you! Stank puss bish!
@Fated EXACTLY! And we even have toilet seat covers and they sitll get stuff all over the place…hell, sometimes they leave the cover still on the seat and the lil reminder is right there in their face posted on the stall door!
Milky says:
@bombshell
Stand in the middle of the office where everyone can here u and say “I SMELL I SMELL! then point at the bish and say “yeah you! Stank puss
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You aint right!
Gas is 2.99 here in the A too at some spots but I have a full tank I need it to still be 2.99 (or cheaper) the next time I need to fill up.
Da fugg da fugg?
Milky says:
@bombshell
Stand in the middle of the office where everyone can here u and say “I SMELL I SMELL! then point at the bish and say “yeah you! Stank puss bish!
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Heyyyyyyyy Just B!! I missed that damn gravie!
coco creamy says:
just thought I’ll log in and share my good news I got gas for $2.98 this morning
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Shid, I know bout that life…I filled up my truck Sat. with $66.00. The gas was $2.89 a gallon at Sam’s Club…. and gas is going lower!!!!
Oldskool71 says:
@Fated EXACTLY! And we even have toilet seat covers and they sitll get stuff all over the place…hell, sometimes they leave the cover still on the seat and the lil reminder is right there in their face posted on the stall door!
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Blame how they were raised and how their parents were raised!!
:wave: Daisy Mae, where u been?
Post a sign saying:
WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL
If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th
<— Can't wait to see all the photos and memes of the ungrateful kids who didn't get the iPhone 5 or any apple product of that matter for Christmas :lolsign:
@Daisy yep in the A all day @ Diva where u at I thought we was doing something down here
*RECAP*
This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.
We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.
Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.
I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.
This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Post a sign saying:
WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL
If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th
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I’m literally
OMGGGGGG I can’t breathe 
@Bedazzled And they the main ones that come up outta there without washing their hands!
I know once this dude who worked here got a mem-er about his funky azz lunch. Every fuggin DAY. Somebody put it in his mailbox…okay EYE put it in his box. Bish go eat that stanky shat in your car.
So put a memo in all the ladies mailboxes one day after everybody leave.
“One of yall hoes is fonky”.
The Mgmt.
@bombshell just start singing SMELLY CAT real loud when she walks by!!!
@Yso
You give me life….when I KNOW it’s YOU! LOL
I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.
ysoserious says:
*RECAP*
This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.
We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.
Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.
I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.
This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.
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@Your Name Here
you done made me spit out my donut! 
Gyps says:
WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM
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Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.
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where do you work cause i have one in my office too…the smell is really foul. i think something is wrong internally…its that bad. ive gagged a few times when we’ve ended up at the restroom at the same time. its michael jackson, kim k sex tape bad
ysoserious says:
*RECAP*
This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.
We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.
Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.
I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.
This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.
logged in to say u aint shyt 
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:wave: All
Who Dat says:
I know once this dude who worked here got a mem-er about his funky azz lunch. Every fuggin DAY. Somebody put it in his mailbox…okay EYE put it in his box. Bish go eat that stanky shat in your car.
So put a memo in all the ladies mailboxes one day after everybody leave.
“One of yall hoes is fonky”.
The Mgmt.
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at mem-er
coco creamy says:
@Daisy yep in the A all day @ Diva where u at I thought we was doing something down here
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The lonestar state!!!!!
Gyps says:
She will catch on by Jan 7th
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Why by the 7th doe?
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Post a sign saying:
WHOEVER IT IS THAT IS MICROWAVING FISH IN THE BAFFROOM PLEASE STOP. WHEN SHE STOPS TO TALK ABOUT THAT SIGN KINDLY SAY, ‘YEAH GIRL THEY PUT THAT SIGN UP AFTER YOU USED THE BAFFROOM AFTER LURNCH’. #HELPFUL
If that doesn’t work just start calling her Pum’Kash whilst making the hand gestures and making that stank face. She will catch on by Jan 7th

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Milky says:
@bombshell just start singing SMELLY CAT real loud when she walks by!!!
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Log off RIGHT NOW…
*RECAP*
This post is about a contest to win tickets to see T.I. or attend a Hawks/Bulls game. I didn’t see anyone falling over themselves for the chance but VDot wants to send a butt ass naked to Clifford if Tameka won’t cut her for it.
We are currently passing out welcome packets again cause Georgia Queen asked for hers and she doesn’t eat ass but you can eat hers if you want. She made me an offer that I refused like Caramel refusing gum.
Someone’s co-worker has a rotten snatch and she doesn’t know how to tell her. The consensus seems to be tell the bitch she stank and to power wash her pussy before the whole office passes out from the fumes.
I missed some sht cause this candy cane in my ass crack is starting to melt. Warning to y’all think about doing this for your mens.
This recap has been brought to by Ysoserious, the one and only, lick my pepperminty ass. Thank you.
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(whispers)
I am so fuggin PROUD
That recap was hilarious
Question: does Kenya really have a doll, cause I just seent a commercial for it and was floored
I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.
^^^ GET OUT
BOI
this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
boistop says:
That recap was hilarious
Question: does Kenya really have a doll, cause I just seent a commercial for it and was floored
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I thought that was the recreation of the black barbie doll??
@TY
Just tryna keep y’all up on what da fugg is going on.
@KDUB
I learned from fcking with the best.
YSO has nooooooooooooooo fuggin sense
in other news: my big ass kindle has arrived
prynsexxx says:
Gyps says:
She will catch on by Jan 7th
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Why by the 7th doe?
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Thats when the kids get off Xmas break
MissHarlem says:
^^^ GET OUT
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No worries, that eagle probably didn’t snatch that kid after all
2 hrs ago If you were suspicious of the unreal footage of an eagle’s attempt to steal a small child, you’re not alone. Armchair video experts have been analyzing the clip with frame-by-frame forensics, presenting pretty solid evidence of high-tech trickery. Check out this slo-mo vid isolating the incident. See the child continue to rise after the eagle lets go? Now watch as the eagle’s shadow momentarily disappears at the 10-second mark. Other doubters are tut-tutting as the child’s ascent speeds up when he’s released, as well as crying CGI over the briefly transparent wing. A bird expert at the Black Swamp Bird Observatory says the alleged avian kidnapper isn’t even a golden eagle, but a falconer’s bird with a fake toddler
I need a contest that I can enter AUNTIE!!!

Your (FAITHFUL) readers who are not in GA need love too!!
Perhaps,
but that damn doll looks like her.
hold the phone
YSO
hey Oprah
Harlem says:
this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
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Four different shades of what, CRAZY?
Does it come in a Gone With The Wind twirl gown and a Proactiv starter kit?
:hugs: Creamy, MissHarlem, AJ, Badda Boom, Ty!!
*spins around on the ground in circles real fast like I got the sugah*
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LOL!! I can see that!
@His says:
in other news: my big ass kindle has arrived
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SO!
*takes @His big ass Kindle and breaks it over my knee*
BIG THAT!
PRYNN
Im talking about the Kenya doll not the delusional Gone with the Wind fabulous that is Kenya. They gonna have detachable acne too
MZWHANG
Justb
whang
missh
boistop
coco
@Harlem
Oh.
LMAO
@Prynn aka Deandra from Americus GA… Get cho’ LIFE!
I got a Galaxy S3 two weeks ago…dropped it on the floor last night and the screen cracked..
dang we still in here? I went to a department Christmas party and came back!
“I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.”
poor trend
MILKY
TREND
I am laughing with you bc of the visual. Hopefully you have insurance.
@ Trendsetter, you can get that fixed while you wait at any cell phone store.
Donna
DONNA
I done went to Bloomingdale’s, H&M, Sephora and Hale and Hearty came back and we still here
I haven’t thought about a candy cane in the arse but I shole want to hang a mistletoe over my camel toe.

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Milkayyyyyy I spoke to you this moanin heffa!!

Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”

Heeeeey Sandra Girrrrrrl!
Razzle, what in tarnation?
@His
Ok Manatee Marge. LOL
@His
Hey my love!
@Harlem
No Joke; as SOON as I got my kindle in the mail and got it started up, I saw the commercial for the new one!!! I can’t have NOTHING new!
@Nakeya says:
And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
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SPIIITTT!
Oh Bad girl….is my font white to you today…huh Guhl? :cuss:ing bout my recipe!
@NAKEYA
Don’t ask anymore questions. Just get out while you can.
DONNA glad I didnt feel bad for laughing when I saw it on the news
prynsexxx says:
@His
Ok Manatee Marge. LOL
<—— how folks kiss the dolphins down in the islands
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Gonna be playing kissy face with the dolphins in Atlantis in 2 weeks
Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
*Ques Akon* My nigga i’m locked up…they won’t let me out nooooo they won’t let me out…he on that track yo ass plan
@Harlem
prynsexxx says:
Harlem says:
this is the new generation Kenya if you will. They come in 4 different shades
Does it comes with sample witch hazel pads like alcohol pads
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Kenya has a doll
@ FeFe…yep Auntie is going to make sure yall read the rules and regulations for this contest
She aint got time to be finding replacement winners this time 
Hey Donnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
@my Diva heyul no! i wubz ya bew
Prynn hunnie…hows that gum disease doing? still bleeding when u brush?
@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!
Sandra in here making sure we are behaving. Good thing I’ve been so nice and sweet.
What up Ty?
you still memba that twitta login?
*she proally dont*
@Donna
Gawww-juss…just gawwww-juss!!
This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!
I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
:halo:
Gigi26 says:
Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
*Ques Akon* My nigga i’m locked up…they won’t let me out nooooo they won’t let me out…he on that track yo ass plan
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@DONNA you’re looking mighty purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty
DONNA ohhh chit
I forgot all about dumb ass balloon boy and his damn ass family.
mzwhang90210 says:
Milkayyyyyy I spoke to you this moanin heffa!!
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the second hello was for ur sexy pooch. with her cum fcuk dress on!
thanks for the spankin. how did you know i loved them?
Bad Influence says:
@my Diva heyul no! i wubz ya bew
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I wubz you too ma
alright now
@yso
Ok, so I see u are back to the old handle, and have a naughty gravie to encourage ass eating!
nice and sweet indeed!
Nakeya_j says:
@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!
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You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
ysoserious says:
Sandra in here making sure we are behaving. Good thing I’ve been so nice and sweet.
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with that candy cane stick up your azz you ought to be lol
@YSO is that a candy cane up your ass or are you just happy to see me
*no you cannot refuse my hug*
@donna pretty pick
Pretty gurl rock!
Milky says:
mzwhang90210 says:
Milkayyyyyy I spoke to you this moanin heffa!!
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thanks for the spankin. how did you know i loved them? the second hello was for ur sexy pooch. with her cum fcuk dress on!
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That bish ready to get her assets licked by Bo
*Peeking in*
Is it safe to come back? Is this the last post of the day?
@mzwhang thank u dahhhhling!
@Naija my love… :hugs: thank you doll!
Hi Sandra
Fiance
lemme READ u telling that biatch Dymond the thirsty one some shyt bout u missing her again and YOUR ass finna be missing 
Ty’bewwww, Bombshell & Gigi’liciousssssssssss
s
@Milky
Thanks hon!
*splishes (B)Listerine (the brown kind) in @His’s eyes*
Nothing a lil peroxide can’t handle. How does that Rihanna butt smudge taste?
TY
hell nah girl the pimples/acne is detachable
@DONNA
Just getting in the spirit, tis all. And I’m not encouraging ass eating, just suggesting how to make it a more pleasant experience. Nice and sweet.
mzwhang90210 says:
@Donna
Gawww-juss…just gawwww-juss!!
This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!
I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
:halo:
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slap that bish and tell her you thought she had a spider on her eye!!!!!
Fe so purrrty!
Milkaaaaaay!
That gravie reminded me of Kenya shaking her fonkey booty on Uncle Ben
Milky says:
thanks for the spankin. how did you know i loved them? the second hello was for ur sexy pooch. with her cum fcuk dress on!
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Y’all gon leave my doggy (soon 2 b the FBOTUS) alone!!
We tried to order that jumpsuit that yesterday’s Morning Goat had on…but they were out of puppy petite sizes.

look @ my Donna rawr. kewt bish!!
@luVn
@BAD
Everyday I go to the bus stop early in the mornings and afternoons. Well to-mufuggin-day. I was walking home and slid my 6 foot azz down the cot dayum hill. My 6 yr old said ‘oh no she fell and her big toe came out her slipper’ she is outside waiting on an eagle to come down and swoop her azz up as I type(we gonna make that story true Auntie). 5 yr old was looking like secret service walking around me daring some one to laugh. My hand is burning like shyt and someone just knocked on the door to find out if I was ok. BYTCHES!!!!!!!!
ysoserious says:
@DONNA
Just getting in the spirit, tis all. And I’m not encouraging ass eating, just suggesting how to make it a more pleasant experience. Nice and sweet.
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Adding a little flavor to the act!!!! minty azz juice for a more pleasurable experience
<——– Kenya's new doll
Diva says: slap that bish and tell her you thought she had a spider on her eye!!!!!
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OMG Diva you made me holla!!! Whewwwwwwwwww…..bwahahahahaaaaa
*school girl voice*
“whang likes tree dang-a-lang …. whang likes tree dang-a-lang”
Ok, I promise thats the last time

Aww look at Fefe she’s so puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttteeeeeeeeeee! Thanks for the Macy’s thing, if I win I’ll give you a nice $250 gift card…
FIANCE
you a day late on that thought you would of had my ass last night. I did however sent you a text 564564856 years ago 
@yso
Oh it’s all good…u give me some ideas and shyt…
@KayCei and His
:hugs: thank you loves!
Wait just a dayum minute! Tammy Faye Baker is DEAD!?!?
Am I confusing her with the lady on CBN with the cotton-candy hair? Jan?
@NAIJA
Always happy you see you. The candy cane is for all the people that need to kiss my ass. Cause I’m considerate like that.
Bombshell Esq says:
Nakeya_j says:
@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!
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You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
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Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
@gypsey
Oh THERE you are!
that damn Trinidad James spoof tho! 
@Hershey
Thanks! :hugs: Oh and no prob hon…u are one of few I still keep in contact with over the emails!
At GYPS
KayCeiSoul says:
Wait just a dayum minute! Tammy Faye Baker is DEAD!?!?
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ummmmmmm Tammie been dead for a minute ma’am…her lashes done been gone to glory
KayCeiSoul says:
Wait just a dayum minute! Tammy Faye Baker is DEAD!?!?
Am I confusing her with the lady on CBN with the cotton-candy hair? Jan?
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That heffa has the big giant extinct trantulas hanging from her eyes!!! Bish use a tub of mascara to acheive that look
Naija
not the lashes
@GYPSY
I’m laughing so hard I think I just lost my candy cane.
This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!
I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
:halo:
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POST THIS ON THE COLOR COPIER:
DEAR COWORKER,
WE HERE AT ASAP CO. DON’T ENCOURAGE EMPLOYEES TO MAKE UP THEIR FACES WITH THE INK CARTRIDGES.
IF SHE COMES TO YOUR DESK TALKING ABOUT IT SAY ‘GIRL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TODDLERS AND TIARA’S AZZ’
IF THIS DOES NOT WORK WALK PAST HER DESK SINGING TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE EATING SKITTLES. SHE SHOULD GET IT BY JANUARY 7TH
Why does the replacement security guard for our office have a house arrest thing on his leg. And when asked what is it, he answers: “None of your business”
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He’d been better off saying it was a pager/beeper
I might come in and play with yall before I go shopping tomorrow. Or Friday.
Happy Chru-mus.
Merry New Yeah.
:wave:
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
POST THIS ON THE COLOR COPIER:
DEAR COWORKER,
WE HERE AT ASAP CO. DON’T ENCOURAGE EMPLOYEES TO MAKE UP THEIR FACES WITH THE INK CARTRIDGES.
IF SHE COMES TO YOUR DESK TALKING ABOUT IT SAY ‘GIRL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TODDLERS AND TIARA’S AZZ’
IF THIS DOES NOT WORK WALK PAST HER DESK SINGING TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE EATING SKITTLES. SHE SHOULD GET IT BY JANUARY 7TH
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I swearrrrrrrrrrr I am in tears……….OMG>>>>>>>>>>OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
This chick in my office has on wayyyyyyyyy to murch friggin eye shadow…and like 132 layers of mascara!
I promise she looks like Tammy Faye Baker (RIP) bout the eyes!
I wanna say sumthin soooooo bad…but Imma be good!
:halo:
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POST THIS ON THE COLOR COPIER:
DEAR COWORKER,
WE HERE AT ASAP CO. DON’T ENCOURAGE EMPLOYEES TO MAKE UP THEIR FACES WITH THE INK CARTRIDGES.
IF SHE COMES TO YOUR DESK TALKING ABOUT IT SAY ‘GIRL THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TODDLERS AND TIARA’S AZZ’
IF THIS DOES NOT WORK WALK PAST HER DESK SINGING TASTE THE RAINBOW WHILE EATING SKITTLES. SHE SHOULD GET IT BY JANUARY 7TH

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@JENIE
Before you try this candy cane pic for Mr. Jenie, leave it in the wrapper. I have learned the hard, sticky way so trust me.
@KDub
I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today.
Ewww YNH!! You alright!?! OMG!
The WORST thang in the whurl is to FALL in front of your kids.
One winter, I called myself being sweet with it – I was gone grab all the grocery bags out the truck at one time and let my then 5 and 6 year olds play until I got to the door.
When I tell you I stepped down into about a foot and a half of snow with all those bags and thought I was good? No Ma’am. I didn’t even slip, didn’t slide, none of that. I just did a slow fall to the SIDE with the groceries still in my hand and my feet still in the snow. Oranges went every where.
I never did find the hotsauce, and the boys were
I was yelling, “Help meeee…Help meeee…” like the Tin Man on the Wizard of Oz before he got oiled up.
Bombshell Esq says:
I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
we lubs you!
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Diva says:
What up Ty? you still memba that twitta login? *she proally dont*
Have me sitting there like “did the shyt go through?” 
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Why yall dont respond to my azz anyway
@KAYCEI
Oh goodness…The visual…I am no longer able.
What da hell going on in here?!? Don’t make me come back there.
KayCeiSoul says:
Ewww YNH!! You alright!?! OMG!
The WORST thang in the whurl is to FALL in front of your kids.
One winter, I called myself being sweet with it – I was gone grab all the grocery bags out the truck at one time and let my then 5 and 6 year olds play until I got to the door.
When I tell you I stepped down into about a foot and a half of snow with all those bags and thought I was good? No Ma’am. I didn’t even slip, didn’t slide, none of that. I just did a slow fall to the SIDE with the groceries still in my hand and my feet still in the snow. Oranges went every where.
I never did find the hotsauce, and the boys were
I was yelling, “Help meeee…Help meeee…” like the Tin Man on the Wizard of Oz before he got oiled up.
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“sliiiiide some ooooiiiyal tuuu meeeee LET IT TRICKLE DOOOOOWN MY THROAK!!”
Milky!
Yso, yo gravi is different, yes indeed
You ain’t SHATT Bedazz!!
No Ma’am. I didn’t even slip, didn’t slide, none of that. I just did a slow fall to the SIDE
someone
ME!!! 
~ ~ ~ ~
There is a lil boy on that bus I wanna fight so bad and he saw me fall. I wanna fugg him up I swear. Lil nucca just walked with a smirk shaking his head. I just wanna take bath salts one time and eat his face off.
Can someone buy me some new slippers????
:lolsign:
Ty says:
Diva says:
What up Ty? you still memba that twitta login? *she proally dont*
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Why yall dont respond to my azz anyway Have me sitting there like “did the shyt go through?”
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Guhl I did respond back
@gyps
only fruits,veggies,smoothies
I just wanna take bath salts one time and eat his face off.<—– Thats NOT conducive with the new eating plan
I just wanna take bath salts one time and eat his face off.
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Just when I think it’s safe….

I feel you…other people’s kids are worse than your own.
They don’t give a good-gawt-dayum who Mama you ill.
They clown you.
YNH, YSO and Diva. you guys owe me a pack a pork chops and a keyboard.
i swear some ah yous need your own comedy show.
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
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we lubs you!
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I’m sitting in my office litterally
Face all red.. One of the senior partners office is right across from mine and she keeps asking is everything OK… I can’t. Ya’ll ain’t right. 
ysoserious says:
@GYPSY
I’m laughing so hard I think I just lost my candy cane.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Can someone buy me some new slippers????
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Why was you going down the hill in your daniel green slippers anyway?
HERSHEY!
Different is good, yes?
KDUB :2dance: to All I want for Christmas by yours truly Mariah. Happy Holidays
ummmm, so yeah, I’m listening to this Trouble Man…and there’s SOOOO many things I want to say about this one track called ‘Go Get It’….
Loving the new emoticons
Btw, i hear dude broke up with KMichelle
WorkInProgress says:
YNH, YSO and Diva. you guys owe me a pack a pork chops and a keyboard.
i swear some ah yous need your own comedy show.
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shid, I’m the innocent bish in the Rose Garden….all I do is edrank up in this bish!!! I ain’t buying no pork steaks..now you might get one of these extra keyboads laying around my office.
Bombshell Esq says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
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we lubs you!
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I’m sitting in my office litterally Face all red.. One of the senior partners office is right across from mine and she keeps asking is everything OK… I can’t. Ya’ll ain’t right.
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you may jsut have to close your door
Kayceiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Razzle bew!
He’d been better off saying it was a pager/beeper
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Right!!!
Nakeya_j says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Nakeya_j says:
@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!
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You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them 
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Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
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But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on
@donna I like the song go get it…

Donna del Gatto says:
@gypsey
Oh THERE you are! that damn Trinidad James spoof tho!
@Hershey
Thanks! Oh and no prob hon…u are one of few I still keep in contact with over the emails!
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You ain’t had your font in my inbox in MONTHS heffa! You just sent me a contest…now if I win I’m giving you a $25 gift card!
oh and Byeeeee @Kdubberz!
“i swear some ah yous need your own comedy show.”
HISSY!
@WIP
I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.
Speaking of PORK CHOPS . .
Im making some rosemary,garlic Porkkka chops tunite! I Hope they come out good *BEYSTANKFACE
@Razzle
but did you listen to the LYRICS????
Ty says:
Nakeya_j says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Nakeya_j says:
@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!
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You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
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Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
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But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them
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Right! Our regular security guard carries a gunand everything, how is he supposed to protect us if something jumps off?! Naw. Me no likey. At. All. And he has the nerve to be shady!
ysoserious says:
@WIP
I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.
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Is his name Bruce?
ysoserious says:
HERSHEY!
Different is good, yes?
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Umm some times yes, in your case Iono
those aren’t bootay cheeks are they?
surely that’s a candy cane wedged into a hunk of chocolate, yes?
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
Bombshell Esq says:
I’m taking a break before I get fired from this here establishment because it’s obvious ya’ll ain’t aspiring to be shyt today
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we lubs you!
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I’m sitting in my office litterally Face all red.. One of the senior partners office is right across from mine and she keeps asking is everything OK… I can’t. Ya’ll ain’t right.
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you may jsut have to close your door
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My door been closed… that’s why I gotta stop messing with ya’ll.
<—– Is singing Till the World Ends by Brittnay Spurrz
Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black.
I got you on the pork chops. I know a guy with a meat van. It smells like Smelly Cat’s cooch but it’s cheap.
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Yall eating stank ass meat?! OMG no, please stop, don’t do it (in my kevin hart voice)
@Hersh
@Apparition
thank you hon! that gravie of yours is cute!
Sandra Rose says:
@ Trendsetter, you can get that fixed while you wait at any cell phone store.
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Thanks Auntie
YSO – I refuse your smelly Cat Couch pork chops.
LuVn – Rosemary and Garlic – can’t go wrong with that combo. It will taste delish
Ty says:
Nakeya_j says:
Bombshell Esq says:
Nakeya_j says:
@yso Exactly. ALl I am thinking is how did he get this job while on house arrest?!
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You are allowed to go to work and other approved places while wearing a monitoring bracelet #helpful
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Oh really? Humm….I still don’t think he can be security while being secured by the courts….IJS
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But how can you secure an area with an ankle monitor on So when he starts chasing someone with that damn flashlight and the monitor starts blinking because he is too far from the security booth…then what? Throw the flashlight at them
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This shyt here is exactly the reason I’m gonna go to the
for a while 
Donna del Gatto says:
@Razzle
but did you listen to the LYRICS????
neh’mind 
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Anytime I hear it it’s in a mix and it’s the corus thats played mostly… are you referring to the “gotta super bad…”
@JMO
He doesn’t have a name. It’s the way he wants it and I don’t argue.
@HERSHEY
You know me a bit by now so I think you already know the answer to those questions.
Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black.
I still have my good suit from Jesus’ last no call no show. I will be ready this Friday too *wipes off Red Wine for the lawd*
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@Razzle
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all day!
Ice-T and Coco… word?
Menage for a hobby… word?
@Hershey, yo gravi has a big azz part in her head. OMG
YNH
I can’t with you!!!
Fefe sooo purdy!!!
My bish BAD!
Donna del Gatto says:
@Hersh
don’t do me like that!!! I had to stop emailing EVERYBODY for a hot minute, folks was getting stuff too twisted over inbox fonts!
@Apparition
thank you hon! that gravie of yours is cute!
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What did “I” do? NOTHING! I wasn’t part of the O or anything. I have bleached white clean hands.
me do!
rosemary and garlic yumm!
ion eat the swine though. but that combo sounds really good.
Donna del Gatto says:
@Razzle
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all day!
Ice-T and Coco… word?

I had to put my head down for this… 
Menage for a hobby… word?
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Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
@Gigi
@Hershey
No ma’am…you didn’t do a THING, but the last thing you sent me was proof that folks had shyt all OVA the place!
Oh and tell that thing in your gravie that I’m not diggin’ her sunroof top
@yso can i just put a pack of peppermint gum between my azz for my pic?
@Hershey’s gravi is the nail in my
Bye *insert Manny’s word for ya’ll here* 
Ty says:
Its coming yall this friday.. my local forcast said that the temp was supposed to be 950 degrees outside and 100% chance of fire fall. Saturday was suppsed to be black.
theres this picture circulating of that forcast… where ever this forcast was given it was cold everyday up until friday 
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I still have my good suit from Jesus’ last no call no show. I will be ready this Friday too *wipes off Red Wine for the lawd*
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Ty says:
Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
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Shid, somebody done rolled a steamroller down that bish head….Looking like Fire Marshall Bill!
We’ll See how it goes WIP/KING
somethang Diffrent
test 1, 2, 3
Milky says:
@yso can i just put a pack of peppermint gum between my azz for my pic?
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NEWP. You aint shyt today ma’am.
@Razzle that gravi has me dying
@Mirs
I’m mad at that bish in Hershey’s gravi with those stingy azz ponytails
Bye *insert Manny’s word for ya’ll here*
which is it?
^ ^ ^ ^
Gorgeous Gals
Beatimus Babes
Hot Hotties
@MILKY
Whatever Caramel has is contagious so your ass will refuse any and all gum.
Imma be shyt right after I say these 2 things and 1 of them is proving my kids aint shyt either.
Teacher from across the hall came over cause she saw the light going on and off. She fussed at the kids for a good 3 mins.Boy Gyps turned to me when she left and says. She sounds like a cross between Jackie’s dark skinned daughter and madea. I swear yall she did.
An when the lazy eyed boy got off the bus I looked at him to see if he looked nervous and his mama went off and when she turned to me to say ‘thank you girl’ boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.
THE END. I WILL BE SHYT NAH!
@San I sweatergawd I see that chit all over Instagram.
Donna del Gatto says:
@Gigi
thanks hon!
@Hershey
No ma’am…you didn’t do a THING, but the last thing you sent me was proof that folks had shyt all OVA the place!
Oh and tell that thing in your gravie that I’m not diggin’ her sunroof top
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#truth dot com. We will underground this, because I know for a fact that the person being blamed is blameless. FACT.
and quit hating on my gravi, her ceiling is missing and she’s different
Diva says:
Ty says:
Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
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Shid, somebody done rolled a steamroller down that bish head….Looking like Fire Marshall Bill!
Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails
boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.

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whatchu btches ain’t gone do is talk about <<<< her! She's different, she took them lyrics to the head

NEWP. You aint shyt today ma’am
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u right there wit me babes wit dat damn gravi of urs!!! Cryptkeeper for real???
Living my life like its GOLDEN,GOLDEN!!
boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.
ohmahgoodness!
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Is Sandra for real about leaving us in this post? I’m out when it hits 500.
Fire Marshall Bill
@BOISTOP I ASKED THE EXACT SAME QUESTION THE OTHER DAY ABOUT THAT KENYA DOLL AND I WAS TOLD NO.
ysoserious says:
@MILKY
Whatever Caramel has is contagious so your ass will refuse any and all gum.
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well i cant use peppermint tic tac those wuld be lost in my azz forever. Ninja be lickin for days!!!
Milky says:
NEWP. You aint shyt today ma’am

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u right there wit me babes wit dat damn gravi of urs!!! Cryptkeeper for real???
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I had to take a break…YNH and that spill she took had me hollin’.
@Hershey – who is that lil’ bald-headed cheeto-paw in your gravi gal?
Is that a lil’ gurl, a lil’ man, what is it?
When Just For Me goes wrong.
luVn_liFe… says:
Bye *insert Manny’s word for ya’ll here*
^ ^ ^ ^
Gorgeous Gals
Beatimus Babes
Hot Hotties
which is it?
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OMG i hate HERSHEY & RAZZLE’S asses!!!!
lawd no! them gravis?? 
Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails
:wave: <<<<<<<<<<really says "next braid one mile" 
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So u saying he has Stevie’s itis
When Just For Me goes wrong.

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oh & YSO’s ass too!
so Umberella is playing on my Coked up Bruno Mars station on IHeartRadio…
I have the Just Dance 4 game and they have this song on there… I swear I think I’m a professional dancer when I be doing the dance and shat…
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Imma be shyt right after I say these 2 things and 1 of them is proving my kids aint shyt either.
Teacher from across the hall came over cause she saw the light going on and off. She fussed at the kids for a good 3 mins.Boy Gyps turned to me when she left and says. She sounds like a cross between Jackie’s dark skinned daughter and madea. I swear yall she did.
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Fuggin
as the raw skin between Jackie’s necks.
@TY Stevie’s itis
soon he gone have a braided shag
Oldskool71 says:
Diva says:
Ty says:
Shhhh Diva…thats an invisible part in Hershey’s gravi
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Shid, somebody done rolled a steamroller down that bish head….Looking like Fire Marshall Bill!
Naw I think thats the dude from the gravi that had them wide spaced brades and he just took’em loose and made the way back pigtails
THIS kinda chit is why ion get no work done. well that, & i have no interest in the chit whatsoever, but mostly that
Fay just because your gravi is all kayoot doesn’t mean you have to talk about mine
she left the relaxer in while she watched Catfish…a hour 
Fuggin as the raw skin between Jackie’s necks.
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hershey says:
whatchu btches ain’t gone do is talk about <<<< her! She's different, she took them lyrics to the head
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That's how the LollyPop Guild wore their hair.
Took them all day to get that spacing juuuuust so.
thanks tho suga!
Sandra is on twitter LOL
Sandra Rose?@SandraRose
It is a fact that America is the most violent civilized country on the planet.
*reaches for Dub’s red pen* 
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Something about violent and civilized
@YSO, you betta slide on down the rose vine….we done reached 5 hunnid!
I am convinced that Stevie’s remaining strands are gripped and braided with Kanekalon #1B, Kinky.
Ain’t no way that man got more than enough hair left but for a three strand twist.
The rest is Kanekalon, glue, trickery, Unicorn poots, and treble clefs.
I rocked braids for one summer and it took YEARS and JARS of “Baby, Don’t Be Bald” for one missing temple patch to grow back.
iWhip says:
gone on somewhere’s Hersh! why she shushin folks tho? if she aint want nobody to know she shouldna took the damn pitcha!
thanks tho suga!
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Her gone need to find a patch of cootie cat shavings to patch up the middle of her head……talk about two different textures
I’m over here bicthing bout paying $700 to get my roof fixed, but shortie in Hershey’s gravi got bigger problems with her roof than I will every have.
Vera de Milo lookin azz.
I am convinced that Stevie’s remaining strands are gripped and braided with Kanekalon #1B, Kinky
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that aint nothing but some Gorilla Glue
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Imma be shyt right after I say these 2 things and 1 of them is proving my kids aint shyt either.
Teacher from across the hall came over cause she saw the light going on and off. She fussed at the kids for a good 3 mins.Boy Gyps turned to me when she left and says. She sounds like a cross between Jackie’s dark skinned daughter and madea. I swear yall she did.
An when the lazy eyed boy got off the bus I looked at him to see if he looked nervous and his mama went off and when she turned to me to say ‘thank you girl’ boff her eyes were moving like a pair a dice in a craps game.
THE END. I WILL BE SHYT NAH!
lawd yeen see fit fa lil GYP nem to have aspirations to be not crawy like him momma??
just y lawd??

goat76 says:
I’m over here bicthing bout paying $700 to get my roof fixed, but shortie in Hershey’s gravi got bigger problems with her roof than I will every have.
Vera de Milo lookin azz.
i cannot! i an UNABLE to can witchu Goat!
KayCeiSoul says: Unicorn poots
What the???
Hershey – you ever seen a rocket take off? Did you pay attention to the fire it shyts out as it’s gaining momentum to lift?
That is what her hair looks like.
Like a rocket shyted on her during a historic launch.
TY oxymoron
Oldskool71 says:
KayCeiSoul says: Unicorn poots
What the???
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Exactly OldSkool…a non-existant substance is being used to continue to keep those snatches of hair on his head.
Ty said Gorilla Glue. He will have that same hair at the pearly gates if he uses Gorilla Glue.
That shyt is powerful.
Awww! Congrats folks! Have fun!
*KICKS IN THE DOOR*
I SHOULD HAVE WON
I’m sorry hun. The randomizer at Random.org didn’t pick your name.
Booooooo to the randomizer! :eyeroll:
Let me go get up on some #rapturedikk!
*MUMBLING OBSCENITIES AND KICKING CHIT ON MY WAY OUT*
the end sould be in 35 mins??? IM ConfruZZed,or did it end?
Am i here All ALONE??? :crying1:
Good Morning all :wave:
@Luvn I just wanted to tell you I love
your husband I died laughin from your story in the MW post… He sound like my type of person!
Congratulations to all the winners this morning
Hello everyone
Boot thanks for the reminder 
We will certainly have a moment of silence at 9:30 still horrible for all the parents and loved ones who lost someone……
Good Morning
luvn
Bootcamp
MsB
jeniefrumdabloc
WE MADE IT!!!!
Hey MsB, jenie and Miany
My heart is really hurting for those families so close to the holidays…but, my students and I will do our part.
Congrats, to the winners..
Do yall know that 31 schools in MI are closed today due to the world ending???
:wave:
MORNING ROSES!!!

WER SAFE!!!!
MSB Chile that man has gotten More ignant as the yrs turn into months
Mainy
Boot
JeNie
Miany and Boot
MSB Chile that man has gotten More ignant as the yrs turn into months :huh”
MONTHS TURN INTO YEars*
Happy Friday!!!
luvn
boot
miany
jenieeee
msb
vdot I told Sandra not to pick u so will stay away from my man!!! lol
WHAT TIME IS THE WORLD SUPPOSE TO BE ENDING? I WOULD LIKE NOT TO WORK ALL DAY TODAY!!!
LorTee IM Soo OFF today . . :crying1: i just dropped my darn bowl of kHasi,and mispelling
And MoFos started at 8am on the dot!!!
:wave:
Miany
Milky
Bootcampgirl
@Luvn… He has the same attitude I have toward ppl
MILKY

The ending bypassed US,U gots TO Work all DAY
So I decided to kill my employee…. WITH kindness
@bOOtcamp….a friend of mine kept her baby home cuz of threats. You never know who will carry out a threat :crying1:
Morning
I walked in slow to make sure Rose pedals wasnt blown all over the place!!!!!!!
Ive never been so happy to see yall font in all of my days baby
Milky , Keesh
Morning Luvyn 
i can understand parents keepin their babies at home today. u dont know who may act upon the threat and there maybe copycats out here!
@boot are you from MI???
keesh
so who not goin to be shait today???
Hi :Hi:
Milkt
Luvin
Jenie
Bootcamp
MsB
Mainy
What it do BOOOSSSS
Our kids are out for Christmas break
Ooh Ooh me Milky
Im going to be “not shiat” allllll day long if I can help it!
@LUVN…They lucky I showed up today. Wanted to stay in bed & call out.
@MsB….that was nice, kill him with kindness…..I usually kill folks with dirty looks.
Hey Keesh!
List of folks who plan to be bot shiat today (as if they’re shiat any other day);
Milky
Keesh
Miany (ain’t plannin on workin today & my manager ain’t here yet)
Bootcampgirl says:
Hey MsB, jenie and Miany
My heart is really hurting for those families so close to the holidays…but, my students and I will do our part.
Congrats, to the winners..
Do yall know that 31 schools in MI are closed today due to the world ending???
BUUUUT I guess the main reason why they closed was because rumors were circulating in the school district of a copy cat who was threating violence against the students so they closed early for the holidays and I guess they threw the Mayan calendar thing in there at the end. They only wanted a lil shine I can see.
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Good morning ma’am I just looked it up because I thought it was funny that schools would close due to the end of the world
@miany what r u talkin about? I’s an angel!!! :wave: <——-my halo!!
Morning1
:hi:mzdimpz wit ur pretty self!!!
:wave: Morning
Keesh
Jenie
:wave:
Bedazzled
Hey Milky. Thank you. I’m sleepy as hell though. I’m here 2hrs early.
Good morning everyone! Is this Heaven?
@mzdimpz im
becuz im here today period. i knew i shuld have taken today and Monday.
This kitten got your tongue tied in knots I see


Spit it out cuz I’m dying for company
I notice that you got it
You notice that I want it
You know that I can take it to the next level ba-by!
If you want this good shit
Sicker than the remix
Baby let me blow your mind tonight
I can’t take it take it take no more
Never felt like felt like this before
C’mon get me get me on the floor
DJ whatcha whatcha waitin’ for! ?
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH…
Watch me move when I lose when I lose it hard


Get you off with the touch dancin’ in the dark
You notice what I’m wearing
I notice when you’re staring
You know that I can take it to the next level baby
Hotter than the A-list
Next one on my hit list
Baby let me blow your mind tonight!
I can’t take it take it take no more
Never felt like felt like this before
C’mon get me get me on the floor
DJ whatcha whatcha waitin’ for.
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH…
See the sunlight

We aint stoppin’
Keep on dancing till the world ends
If you feel it let it happen
Keep on dancing till the world ends
Keep on daancing till the world ends
Keep on daancing till the world ends
WOAH OH OH OH OH OH WOAH OH OH OH…
See the sunlight

We aint stoppin’
Keep on dancing till the world ends
If you feel it let it happen
Keep on dancing till the world ends
@Sandra forgive me but I had to font that song.. Tis perfect for today
Good Morning to you ma’am! If this is heaven! Someone need to stop playin!!!
Good Morning to you ma’am! If this is heaven! Someone need to stop playin!!!
Hey Milkaaaaaaaaaaaay &MsB
Sandra Rose says:
Good morning everyone! Is this Heaven?
slowly lol
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Morning yall
Morning Razzle
Hey Sandra! :wave:
Hola San!
:wave: @ San
:wave: Dimpz!
Morning Roses
For some reason I’m
today
Let this be a good friday
TREND!!
:wave: Good morning!!!! After today I’m on vacation!!!! Lets get this
started rhet now!!!
*pops a bottle of Moscato early* 
Im drinking with you today Diva
Good Morning
AUNTIE!!!!!! (this betta not be heaven, if it is the lord has a funny sense of humor)
Bedazzled
San
Mzdimples
Trendsetter
I can’t WAIT til 3:45 gets here.
Lets do it San
Morning Trend!
:wave: @ Miany
*holds glass out to Diva*
hey Miany
Sheeeeeeit I cant wait until noon cause we have our office lunch… I will not be staying the whole thing… I think my son is going to be feeling a little
Morning Diva
<—- that's me diving into my sparkling pink moscato! (I dislike moscato but, that barefoot sparkling pink does it for me)
Bedazzled… sounds like a plan! I wish I had a good excuse to slide outta here. (My supervisor still ain't show up yet)
@MzDimpz I know you just gone sip on this ALL DAYUM day guhl
but it’s ok cause you dranking wif me 
Mornin Roses
Sandra
LuVn
Miss B
Dimples
Diva
Miany
San
Dazzle
Trend
Milky
Keesh
Boot
Jennnnnay
And i’mma look like me new gravi after.
Miany, drank up we got plenty more Moscato. You haven’t had the real deal though cause that Barefoot ain’t the best!!!! Try the Belviamo Sparkling and you will most definitely taste the difference.
:wave: Pumpkin Hey dahling!
Hey Pumpkin!
I swear i’m running on next to zero battery but, I’m gonna get my GMa Xmas shopping done for her tonight.
Dimps is that ur hiney mam?
@ Pumpkin….that’s still up there?
I changed it to show Diva how i’m gonna look after dranking with her. 
Um yeah it is
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Pumpkin….that’s still up there? I changed it to show Diva how i’m gonna look after dranking with her.
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@Diva what do u think about Bartenura? I’m not really a wine girl per se, but I
that blue bottle
Sorry Pumpkin
@ Dimps Idk that you were tryna show Diva, but the only thing I focus on in ur pic are your breastis
No :homoswitch:
I was trying to show her that drunken look in my eyes though.
And ur hair looks purrrrty and healthy/shiny
Hey Pumpkin, good morning….
<—– me googling Belviamo Sparkling moscato. It's going doooooown tonight (dunno what I'm celebrating but, I feel festive. Guess I'm just happy to be alive and healthy.
@Diva…
Thanks Pumpkin. I’m a natural though so, as soon as I wet it, back to the frizzy head I go.
Ooh buddy! I went natural for about 10 mos, then I figured out I wasn’t bout that life
Back to the creamy crack I went 