I don’t know how true this is, but supposedly Kim Kardashian woke Beyonce up early this morning to break the baby news to her personally. Read their texts after the break. Again, I can’t confirm the authenticity of the text messages.
Source: Facebook
Thats whack!!
@ FuturedocDonte: I just report the news, hun. I don’t make it up.
Who is this???
KIM!!!
Girl Turn Your caps off did he propose?
It should have went like this
Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
Bey: who dis?
Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
#dead
lol
and it always comes back to Beyonce…
She tries so hard to fit in just SOME place, ANY place.
Somebody please take her.
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
It should have went like this
Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
Bey: who dis?
Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
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Sandra u did NOT post this
Sandra Rose says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
It should have went like this
Kim: Girl I’m Pregnant
Bey: who dis?
Kim: It’s Kim girrl!
Bey: The number you have reached is no longer in service…
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Or “the brain you have reached is not in service.”
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Lol..I saw this on twitter, too funny you posted it Sandra. I heard alot about Bey’s new song Ratchet. I can’t wait to hear it. Queen Bey — yes!
Good one Sandy :fistbump:
turn your caps off lmsooooo
I wonder what the baby name is going to be?
Hashtag was taken as of 10pm last night some dumb chick named her little girl that already.
Since Blue Ivy is gone maybe Purple Skunkweed is available…
“the brain you have reached is not in service.”
oh lawd…is it not shyt day?? cause ya’ll know im down
and in regards to the downstairs post (cause Sandra is crankin these thangs out 2day) if Darth Vader head Lozada wants her man back,good fuggin riddance…ur a non muthaphuckin factor btch…im still shocked that she has “fans” *bey stank face*
Whatever!! Pregnant? That trash bag isn’t pregnant!! It’ll be another Beyaki pregnancy!! All those surgeries, implants, & lipo can’t go to waste. But then again, she is a WaStE!!
Kingbewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *slingshots a boiled beef frank @ u*
ummmm Beyonce and these pictures
if she dnt get her shyt 2gether. im starting to think that shes a lil slow when shes not on stage 
Ms.Jackson says:
Whatever!! Pregnant? That trash bag isn’t pregnant!! It’ll be another Beyaki pregnancy!! All those surgeries, implants, & lipo can’t go to waste. But then again, she is a WaStE!!
Kim commits fully to her lies… She will have her baby bump surgically implanted so she won’t have the “babyfold” incident happen to her..
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why can I see OTB post w/ this pic
What a fukkin shame
But
at this!
Morning Loves
Nooo @Sam.
Too many have it already.. *tosses new hair* They be too swift.. 
What up err’body!! Happy New Year!!
and this need 2 apply ur lipstick like a drunk bish just to achieve “fuller lips” is really pissing me off…that shyt aint kewt
*sprays a lil olive oil sheen on Beys bangs*
Sandra, I just fell out the chair on this one (I’m falling and can’t get up). HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if she dnt get her shyt 2gether
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Now whats wrong with these?
Are you outta that cold yet?
You had me shivering under my heated blanket bew.. 
“fuller lips”
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Jacksonnnnnnn
Gigi’licioussssssssssssssss :2dance:
GOAT
Happy New Year @Goat @Everyone :wave: <—slips to write resolutions..
Bey is clatchet, at best..not ratchet..
But imma let her dream. Some of us think we cute.. 
@Jackson, im leaving on Thurdsday
goat76 says:
What up err’body!! Happy New Year!!
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Whaddap there nah GOAT
Sandra should use these *bey stank face* pics instead of the captain picard one
she like bish blue busy
:hugs: BAD BOO!!!
Bey looks…idk how do I put this nicely in a sentence…
Stupid. Yup
Esp the lips, look like she put that shyt on in the dark 
and it always comes back to Beyonce…
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:lol ::hahaha:
@ his
where you going?
@Sam hay bew hay!
Aww thats only a days awayyy <—- I sung it..
Wow this is all kinds of a hilarious lie
bad
have a safe move hun
@My King’bew bish didnt i greet u a few comments ago?
im moving back 2 vegas…oh and im driving *jumps out the window* what were we thinking??
what were we thinking??
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Yall was thinking big yo :rofl ::rofl: #TEamFamily LMAoooo
@ his
and i replied by ducking those franks!
wtf! why? driving? you crazy? you taking Pops? so many questions… your ass better get in my inbox.
What’s wrong with her neck in that pic??
@ otb
they trying to see america on Route 66.
Morning family!!
This is what I log on to for the last day of 2012? The whomever the Mayans thought was coming, should have came.
@Jackson, it was all cute when it was in the planning stages
its iight tho, i got my 8th on deck
of course i have to wait til the child is placed into the hotel and sneak to the car but…we do what we must
All I see in the Griswalds and their station wagon.
Whew Lawd keep my 8th close.. 
Chan.. I thought Sandra said she was giving away an LV bag.
BEFORE year’s end.
Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though
Now Auntie… You know this is not true! LMAO!
That’s probably what BeYAWNce’s thinking though! HA!
@ OutsidetheBox
Well, I’m not the type to carry bags and all, but she did say something of the sort.
BTW, did my gravi change, as I attempted to update it?
Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though
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Not if you light bright and deemed right by mainstream
Chan
Its the same for me..i havent cleared my browser tho.
@King, in a nutshell, its costing me a lil over a g to drive and haul a small trailer..
buying plane tix for all of us, shipping my kitty, hiring a moving company to move my shyt would have cost me about 5 grand..
i figured, mind as well do a once in a lifetime road trip and have some fun cause im never doing this shyt again
Lmao Beyonce aint studding this chic
hey ya’ll :wave:
Kinda tacky to hve kids with another man and divorce isn’t final though
VERY.
@Jackson, there wont be a dead ass granny on the roof of my whip
no ma’am…
Bad Influence
hey mami!!!!!!!
FAY! hunty!!
GM Sandra
GM Erryonesssssssssss!!
and this need 2 apply ur lipstick like a drunk bish just to achieve “fuller lips”
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Toni Braxton does this. Baffles the chit out of me.
Mornin’ Roses
Divaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hi mama!!
hey HIS
have a safe trip to yo new city & whatnot. so what’s that like a 85 hour drive? 
Diva :wave: <— new onesie for your granboy
Diva
Iwhip i thought you had left us
I can’t waittttt…for the photo shopped “this is what the baby will look like” pics!
Divurrr
FayFayyyyy
Gigi
Badda BOOM!
San
Kingston
Sam
Wut Wuuuuuut
JenEEE
Marquez
GaGirl
Kay and Companyyyyy
So umm..who’s cookin chittlins fo NY’s?
Whang & Vdot
hi bews!
MzWhangdang! where is the bitch going today?? i SO want her to get her life, she do too damn much!
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Auntie is imma get a chance to win that bag today? my bronchitis will interfere with me posting moving forward
I’m a believer that this text exhange happened betwixt BeDunce’ and Fungus Kumtrashian!
I wanna do a (one way) cross country road trip!!
In the spring tho.
As for this post, umm I guess :eyeroll: They both been thirsty for some babies and attention. So this seems right up their alley.
@Fay, its almost 40..im breaking it into 3 days tho…thanks bew
and that spa water u posted, im all over that
:wave: OTB, awww you so nicccccccccccccccce!
Whip
Whang
Sam
Vdot
I missed ya’ll!!!
Betaaaaaaaa…she sharb aint she?!
Vdot.
This LV giveaway is for errbody, right and not just peeps in the ATL area? Auntie, what LV bag is it?
Ummm
she lookin like darling…….
Whang that geriatic(sp?) pooch :wails: why lordt
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says: Kim commits fully to her lies… She will have her baby bump surgically implanted so she won’t have the “babyfold” incident happen to her..
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kim can’t have a pillow cause mama kris is gonna make a killing off of this pregnancy. it’s gotta be real.
Sam says:
Ummm
Whang that geriatic(sp?) pooch why lordt she lookin like darling…….
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Bish looking like CHER with blonde hair
Arse up…paws down
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hey Sam & Diva!
i hope u both are blessed & well this coming new year!
i don’t think i coulda got where i am with my water drinking without it. and it’s sooo many possibilities. it’s all in what ur preference is. bomb sh!t 
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HIS i friggin LUBBBBB spa water
Hey MzWhang!
Oooh Bo’s bish lookin sharp, is that Marilyn inspired or Jackie O?
the bag is mineeeee….mine mine
She just might get her own show off this
whang pooch makin me want to have a cocktail
OTB i called yew!
what’s spa water
kim can’t have a pillow cause mama kris is gonna make a killing off of this pregnancy. it’s gotta be real.
And not only that if he was a real dude he’d hemm that filthy powder pussied bytch for alimony too and a big chunk of that “wedding special on tv” change 
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Play smart Kris, play fukkin smart!
Oooh Bo’s bish lookin sharp, is that Marilyn inspired or Jackie O
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Marilyn chileeee
Marilyn chileeee
^^^^
I’m gettin eartha Kitt honey
So Fayla aint gonna be on here no more? She got bronchitis too huh?
*pours out some cough sizzurp for her
And not only that if he was a real dude he’d hemm that filthy powder pussied b&&ch for alimony too and a big chunk of that “wedding special on tv” change
Play smart Kris, play f&&in smart!
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Cuz u KNOW mama Kris has endorsement deals for this baby already lined up!
HELLO EVERYONE
Dont really care about no damn text in any event I am ready to get WASTED!!
@Fayla, aww thank you ma’am and wishing you the same!!! 2013 is right around the
@Whang, I’mma go ahead and claim that bag *files nails*
Sam says: I’m gettin eartha Kitt honey
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“Marcusssssssssssss…grrrrrrr”
@Fay :wave: Im back bew. Memba my after xmas texts..
Whang’s pooch tryna get her backyard hunch on. GONE on bish. Give her a bathroom or a closet or something so they aint gotta be out in the open doing their bidness….
:wave: Hey KDUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
MissHarlemmmmmmmm
@Diva…u wanna keep them pretty lil fangas u filin? Step away from that bag then!
DIVA
hey boo
bwahhhaaaaaaaaa
Queen Bey and Tamar gonna go head to head in 2013
MZWHANGGGGG
<— me after my oxtail
mzwhang90210 says:
MissHarlemmmmmmmm
<~~an oxtail
@Diva…u wanna keep them pretty lil fangas u filin? Step away from that bag then!
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Whang, you my guhl and all but when a LV bag on the line I'll cut yo azz up for it!
@ iWhip
…………well good morning maam.
San says: She just might get her own show off this
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oh, there WILL be a show. we might even see lil kimye come outta that puss in the delivery room.
expect a blue ivy II announcement, as well, cause bey ain’t gonna like the shine from all this.
Sandy
Free says:
there WILL be a show. we might even see lil kimye come outta that puss in the delivery room. PLZ No
Good Morning Everyone!:waves:
Morning yall :wave: I know yall didnt think I wasnt gonna get up with yall on the last day of the year
Who in the hell cares about Kim or KaNye…They want to be soooo much like Jay and Bey is funny. Congrats to them though, a baby is a beautiful thing!!
Good Morning Keesh!
Plus they’re both getting older. They know they can only ride that wave for so long, you know?
Hey &
to all of the above. I was in another post wasting my valuable time. Glad to see y’all on this here good NYE!!
Who’s frying chicken wangs??
Put me two wangs in a piece of paper towel hot out the grease and pass me some hotsauce. Haven’t fried chicken since I’ve been preggers.
@missmiami
We usually have:
Greens = money
Black-Eyed Peas = Prosperity
Fried Chicken = ’cause we lak’tuh eat it (per PawPaw)
Chitlins = high blood pressure (I don’t partake) *lmao*
Candied Yams = the starch of the meal I reck’on
Mac & Cheese = for high carb content
Cornbread = ’cause Wonderbread don’t match
^^^^ sounds yummy
@missmiami:
My family and I are doing something simple: taco salad. We chose to do something simple and easy and that requires very minimal clean up.
#LAZY***cough***LAZY
lol why errbody on B nuts fo!
@missmiami I believe in that clean laundry and clean house into the new year as well, one year I didn’t do it, and my year was messy (2011) .. lol.
Taco salad sounds good but I will still need to eat some black eye peas
so much for beyaki being the talk of 2013
Yep, my 2012 was hella messy
Didn’t read the above comments so, I’m not sure if this has been said but, you don’t ask “who is this” when their name comes up on the text screen. Also, Beyonce does not have Sprint.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Sandra gul I had to log on just to laugh in font. “Turn yo caps off” I am truly dead at this post.
lmao hahahahhhha
that pic of bey, lawd jesus, when did she become so hood