They say change is good but not for the addicted who prefer consistency in their day to day rituals. Any news of changes on Facebook is often met with contempt and even anger by Facebook users who are resistant to change. Now comes news that Facebook plans to charge a small fee of $1 to send a message to the inbox of a user who has not befriended them on Facebook.
Currently, if a user sends a message to a non-friend, the message ends up in the “Other” folder and is treated like spam. But for a small fee, a non-friend is able to spam your main inbox directly.
“Today we’re starting a small experiment to test the usefulness of economic signals to determine relevance,” Facebook said in a blog post. “This test will give a small number of people the option to pay to have a message routed to the Inbox rather than the Other folder of a recipient that they are not connected with.”
Like most changes in the past, Facebook users will kick up a fuss and make feeble attempts to organize protests. But in the end, Facebook users will be assimilated. They will go along with the changes because they’re addicted to the social network.
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Not addicted… Will not pay a penny for this…
Suckers.
Really???? Well I guess since Mark is positioning to put Twitter outta business he’s trying to pimp out FB users for as much as he can
ha not addicted at all people always complaining on my timeline or lying and I don’t have time for that
They hell you say Mark Z-burg……not I
THEY NOT GETTIN MY CREDIT CARD FOR NO TYPE OF PAYMENT….SMH. They can have that sh*t!
YES! No more messages from random thug ninjas holding wads of cash in their profile pics
I never really even log on to my FB so I see no reason to go chasing folks down and spending money to do it. It can’t be that bad that you will pay money to basically get your stalker mail a VIP stamp.
I got rid of my facebook. Ex girlfriend of my husband that still loves him began stalking me so I know she has my pic saved on her computer possibly doing some voodoo on my a$$. I got rid of it.
Nice knowing ya Facebook!
I never even log into my FB account…it’s only there for family I don’t talk to often to have quick access to me in the event of some important news…I have absolutely NO problem shutting that bitch down again…
Left Fb earlier this year and haven’t had the itch to go back yet.
i wish the fugg i would pay for some add supported website, after i done shelled out $140 for my internet bundle. mark suckerburg better get off his high horse quick fast, before i hit delete account and haul azz.
I like the idea. would prevent a lot of azzholes from spamming you about BS. won’t affect me at all.
Won”t affect me since I don’t inbox strangers
All my social mess will be closed on the 1st so carry on
No i’m not either. Not paying a dime. Just gives me an excuse to delte my account. Been wanting to do it for the past year now.
I still use my facebook but don’t care about the message thing. If someone wants to use it then hey it’s there buck.
Currently, if a user sends a message to a non-friend, the message ends up in the “Other” folder and is treated like spam. But for a small fee, a non-friend is able to spam your main inbox directly.
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Lies 3 idiot preachers sent a message and that ish landed in my inbox along with some more fools
Woah just went and saw the change and apparently I do have a other box with 23 messages in
Deleted my FB acct along time ago & twitter will soon follow..I just do social sites to be #nosey
I love my FB page, but will kick the habit the minute dey start talkin bout money. Trust me!
ok. dont send msgs to skrangers. also do GNAT give FB CC info. got it!
No i’m not either. Not paying a dime. Just gives me an excuse to delte my account. Been wanting to do it for the past year now
Fay Fay
Y’all pray for me. I got to baby sit tonight. I just want things to go smooth until I can get them to their granny 2morrow. Amen!
But honestly I have never sent a message to someone that is not on my friends list
Prayers going up Goat
Jen-nay!!
sup doll?
i had fonted u downsturrs
BIBI! :2dance: hola bonita, sup doe?
I got rid of my facebook a while ago and really I don’t miss it. First off Facebook starts too many problems for people and second, who is really paying to use that mess?! Nope, I’m cool, and not looking back.
I will go back to Myspace before i pay. What is the use of having the settings of non friends cant message you if the message is going to go through anyway?
Iwhip
:hugs: OMG…the whip is stopping male pattern baldness in someone I know!!
Thanks Jeni, I’m gonna need them.
@IWhip….They ain’t bad bad, but my niece gets in these funky attitude moods and sh1t and I ain’t experienced on handling that from a 3yr old. My nephew is cool, he’s 2yrs old, he like tittays like his uncle.
iWhip :kiss;
Marquez, no more Chicken Wing?
I ain’t doin DOOKEY today!!
@Milky…. I like that 2 to the throat!
Bibi says:
Iwhip
:hugs: OMG…the whip is stopping male pattern baldness in someone I know!!
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MILKY, get to the corner with that there gravi!
just give dem two to the throat and they will sit down after gagging and be quiet.
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lol nooooo!! DOn’t nobody have time for CPS.
Not surprised knew they would get around to charging at some point. Pandora did the same thing a while back, giving 40 hours of free time, then you could pay to continue after the 40 hours for the month. They got rid of that I guess it was unsucessful. Now you can just upgrade to Pandora one. Facebook has jacked up so much in the way people live their lives, talk about keeping up with the jones, that’s what it is, and everybody puts their best image forward, it’s a joke.
Bibi says:
Iwhip
:hugs: OMG…the whip is stopping male pattern baldness in someone I know!!
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I needs to get a case of this…lol
so who watched Mary Mary
@dtts u still got jokes i see
Im Back baby, Im back!
My ignant azz never knew there was a spam folder in my inbox plus, I just get on it to see my family and friends pics that live far away. Able to watch my family grow on the damn book…so so sad
@goat….when I read your post all I heard in my head was Bernie Mac’s voice sayin “Him downstairs”
Whipifinity also diminishes scars
Not me Naija
@DTTS Yes I’m gonna need it, will be on multiples, fcuk just one.
NaijaGal says:
so who watched Mary Mary
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I have heard you talk about this in the past. Is it a reality show about their everyday life?
FB has already irked my last black nerve.
MZ can do whatever the hayle he pleases.
I get sick of seeing all the self-righteous, “I got money & my own toilet cleaning business and everybody don’t because they are broke, uneducated and lazy so you better go to church and stop going to bedside baptist because my music career is the -ish since I ran into Dave Hollister the other day when I was cashing my check and using my bridge card at the same time so I can feed my kids because I’m a better mother than all of y’all which is why I’m always sick and have a headache but God is a healer so I’ll be volunteering on Christmas since I worked overtime and balled out on my kids Christmas and can afford to adopt a family so should you and we’re all sinners so the Illuminati is real” posts.
The realest folks on there are usually people who promote their businesses and events – real business people.
For people who are just going to delete their account. If you remember a little while ago, even if you delete your account, you are still in their database, the account is never TRUELY deleted.
marquez269 says:
@dtts u still got jokes i see
@Goat..Im praying for ya, especially if yo azz is babysitting kids under the age of 4…………Lawd Lawd Lawd
Bibi says:
Iwhip
:hugs: OMG…the whip is stopping male pattern baldness in someone I know!!
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I hope it don’t turn out to be like Bernie Mac’s Daycare…..lol That man is a fool.
brb!
DTTS!!!!
hey luvbug!
KC
ION even know where to start?! 
Here
@KayCE….You sure know what to damn say! I have some people on my timeline that get on my damn nerves! Bragging and shiat
She’s just pleasantly intoxicated! Hmph!!!
NaijaGal says:
so who watched Mary Mary
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I did and I normally don’t so help me out: Why did they not check the young and dumb bf? And why did Goo Goo or whatever her name is have that outfit on, like it was cute. She was not for that tank top. And why does Goo Goo still have a job?!
Luvbug
@KEESH – yeah it’s a reality show
lol @kayceisoul
lol nooooo!! DOn’t nobody have time for CPS.
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its okay to do two to the throat doesnt leave any marks and you just give da kids a choppin jesture if they even thank about tellin anyone!!
I get sick of seeing all the self-righteous, “I got money & my own toilet cleaning business and everybody don’t because they are broke, uneducated and lazy so you better go to church and stop going to bedside baptist because my music career is the -ish since I ran into Dave Hollister the other day when I was cashing my check and using my bridge card at the same time so I can feed my kids because I’m a better mother than all of y’all which is why I’m always sick and have a headache but God is a healer so I’ll be volunteering on Christmas since I worked overtime and balled out on my kids Christmas and can afford to adopt a family so should you and we’re all sinners so the Illuminati is real” posts.
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Ok Goat
Here’s your Christmas Gift from the Roses:
1. McDonalds Playland=dinner and fun!
2. Redbox it tonight!
Roses, add to his ‘not-fukc-up-a-kid’ list pls and thx
Milky
I can’t even read your font! 
@NAKEYA – extra meaty has a job cause they are her sisters…she’s the most unprofessional twat I’ve ever seen…ion know why they didn’t dismiss that boy toy of hers…he was wack, she’s lame
NaijaGal says:
@KEESH – yeah it’s a reality show
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Soooooooooooooo its boring azz hell hey
Question do you guys think that it’s wrong to tell your kids there is no Santa?
FB where you can be married today, complicated tomorrow, engaged by Wednesday
@Keesh…Thanks
@KayCeiSoul That was fcuking Beautiful!!!
@Goat
Get on it dude!!!
So dude had that middle spot light as can be…I’m like listen!! U need to get this whip….first he fought me but when I believe hard u gonna end up believing too
so he started using it everyday at night as instructed per me cuz I use it daily (I no longer use gel, mousse or anything else) and just yesterday we look after his haircut and when I tell u that spot is full!!! (insert big eye emote iono how) Doesn’t look like he has a missing hair not to mention it’s thicker thus enhancing the waves he rocking!!! 
Keesh, it’s a shame fo’ gawd how this one person hollas ERR’DAY how she got a headache AGAIN!
If I had a hammer that could reach her through the internet, I’d knock her azz in the head myself.
Then there’s another one who claims to be Ultra Saved by Ultra Jesus, but she is THEE most critical and judgemental person ever to use a keyboard. The bish is downright nasty and will say Praise the Lord in a heartbeat.
NaijaGal says:
@NAKEYA – extra meaty has a job cause they are her sisters…she’s the most unprofessional twat I’ve ever seen…ion know why they didn’t dismiss that boy toy of hers…he was wack, she’s lame
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I just could not believe what I was watching. And how is Goo Goo styling anyone, while looking a mess. And yt guy is right, if it were not the fact that they are her sisters, she and her tender roni would be home all dya watching Maury and eating, while having NOT ONE JOB! Unprofessional is not even the word.
How old Swan?
Blackswan says:
Question do you guys think that it’s wrong to tell your kids there is no Santa?
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honestly ion know why people continue to let those lies flow…kids need to know the ish comes from their hard working parents or boosters
so who watched Mary Mary
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Didnt know they were back on. I love that show
and I will
erry darn day that whipfinity is haircrack in a bottle.
Then there’s another one who claims to be Ultra Saved by Ultra Jesus
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I. CAN. NOT. DO. IT. TODAY.
hahahahahahah
mzwhang90210 says:
@ Kay
My doggy is NOT drunk..ok??
She’s just pleasantly intoxicated! Hmph!!!
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looking at the pooch today cause Killah was outside last night doing his usual dookie run and he never came back to the door to scratch for us to let him in. It was soooo cold and windy here last night. I couldnt even sleep last night, I hop my killah home when I get off
Whang Im bout to
@DTTS
Never believe at any age.
@KayCei
I feel you on that. folk be irking me with all the religious talk, knowing they was throwing back ciroc, and sinning all day. It this one lady I frequent on occasion, that stay talking about God this, God that, and I be like aint this the same unwed lady busting it wide open for a nicca.
BB, I thought we told you all of the uses for the Whip
lipbalm
body butter
facial cream
scar diminisher/remover
You can also lather it on a duck and go to town
It’s all natural, so that means edible to me! *licks hand*
There’s more uses, but I can’t recall them all right now
FB – where you can get the best scriptures followed by an ass shot
comes from their hard working parents or boosters
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Praise God for boosters…that sounds sooo wrong. But it’s true
I’m back.
tintin1979 says:
I got rid of my facebook. Ex girlfriend of my husband that still loves him began stalking me so I know she has my pic saved on her computer possibly doing some voodoo on my a$$. I got rid of it.
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She gone catfish yo azz
And how is Goo Goo styling anyone, while looking a mess
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I find this to be the case with hairdressers too. hair always a hott mess. and my bff husband is a contractor/builder and her house been in shambles bc he cant seem to find time to remodel it.
Oh noooo Keesh
Swan, I’m no good right now. Gimme a second pls…
Bibi says:
@Goat
Get on it dude!!!
So dude had that middle spot light as can be…I’m like listen!! U need to get this whip….first he fought me but when I believe hard u gonna end up believing too
so he started using it everyday at night as instructed per me cuz I use it daily (I no longer use gel, mousse or anything else) and just yesterday we look after his haircut and when I tell u that spot is full!!! (insert big eye emote iono how) Doesn’t look like he has a missing hair not to mention it’s thicker thus enhancing the waves he rocking!!!
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Which one you got?
@Iwhip…..what that kingsmen smell like? Does it only come in bars like soap?
I’m a twitter user anyway.. FB for the people who want to showcase the life they live to high school and college peoples anyway.
Goat, the Kingsmen is the one she created with men in mind. I buy them all and pass them out. It is the lightest fragrance she has. I like it!
The guys do too!
You pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down Goat.
There are some FAKE mofo’s on FB. They are on there getting their lives – ya’ heard? Cyber ballin’.
That is why I could care less about what MZ does. Shut the bish DOWN. Rich bastid.
Now if it was SR, I’d consider a coin or two.
I find this to be the case with hairdressers too. hair always a hott mess.
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YES! This is very true! But how is it you can get everyone else together and not yourself…Matter of fact let me not say that because Mary Mary’s looks are not always cute to me…
The Peppermint or Candy Cane one is especially for the hair growth, I am 80% sure that’s the one.
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Swan, what are their ages?
And, have you already introduced the idea of Santa?
Blackswan says:
Question do you guys think that it’s wrong to tell your kids there is no Santa?
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honestly ion know why people continue to let those lies flow…kids need to know the ish comes from their hard working parents or boosters
My daughter won’t believe me….stubborn self…
Blackswan says:
Question do you guys think that it’s wrong to tell your kids there is no Santa?
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ABSOLUTELY!!! Let a kid be a damn kid and believe in fairytales and all that bullchit.
Of course they will eventually know but what is the point of telling a kid that? Because a 5yr old will appreciate his mama more?
That makes me so mad when parents do that!
Blackswan says:
Question do you guys think that it’s wrong to tell your kids there is no Santa?
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My kids grew up knowing that the gifts they were blessed with were not from Santa.
@Goat
Right now I have cinnamon, cookie dough and candy cane…he using candy cane…
Candy cane is my favorite…but that cookie dough
I find cookie dough smooths better but the tingling from candy cane after I wash my hair
cougar lover says:
@KayCei
I feel you on that. folk be irking me with all the religious talk, knowing they was throwing back ciroc, and sinning all day.
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Cougar, I be fuggin’ ’em up on their righteous posts.
“
I wait until allllll is said and done and it looks like the responses are slowing down. Then I comment: “I knew you 20 years ago. When we was like 15, 16.
KC, I read this study regarding ‘depression and social media’.
Folks (the lying ones) get depressed when they themselves realize THEY LIED!
And folks (the other lying ones) get depressed when they realize others have more ‘friends’ than the ones THEY LIED ABOUT!
JMO!
JMO says:
Blackswan says:
Question do you guys think that it’s wrong to tell your kids there is no Santa?
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ABSOLUTELY!!! Let a kid be a damn kid and believe in fairytales and all that bullchit.
Of course they will eventually know but what is the point of telling a kid that? Because a 5yr old will appreciate his mama more?
That makes me so mad when parents do that!
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Exactly. WHen my son gets older he will figure it out and know that all this time it was mommy, or dad. Until then, why kill his little 5 year old dreams?! Why does it matter if they know it’s you right now?! What do yall want a hand clap?! The kids get excited about Santa, so let them have that. Dag.
The Smoking Gun just broke a story of three-time U.S. Olympian, Suzy Favor Hamilton, has been working as a high end escort for the past year raking in upwards of $600 per night. That’s right girl, gold medals don’t pay the bills!
Beginning last December, Suzy went by the alias Kelly Lundy booking dates in Vegas, LA, Chicago, Houston and more. She inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels. Unfortunately her secret was not safe, a reporter approached her earlier this month and Suzy denied the allegations that she was an escort.
You see, Suzy has a life to protect. She’s a wife, lives in a $600,000 Madison home and is a mother of a 7 year old. Suzy admitted that her husband was aware of her work and that he tried and tried to get her to stop
WUT
That gravi yo! 
KayCeiSoul says:
You pickin’ up what I’m puttin’ down Goat.
There are some FAKE mofo’s on FB. They are on there getting their lives – ya’ heard? Cyber ballin’.
That is why I could care less about what MZ does. Shut the bish DOWN. Rich bastid.
Now if it was SR, I’d consider a coin or two.
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Sheeeeeit!! I’m on it. I see that same fcukery on my timeline….I just laugh. I go on there mostly when I’m bored.
well I believed in Santa, hung a stocking and wrote a letter…woke up Christmas Day to nada cause my parents were poor…traumatized me for life
Naija, I read that in the elevator yesterday
It said all of that in ONE sentence 
Me:
#hoeshattontheelevatorscreennow 
Gat Damn Suzy!! Feel sorry for yo husband…a lil bit.
WorkInProgress says:
And how is Goo Goo styling anyone, while looking a mess
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I find this to be the case with hairdressers too. hair always a hott mess. and my bff husband is a contractor/builder and her house been in shambles bc he cant seem to find time to remodel it.
… yeah lets just say 25 year old men in Atlanta play hard! Especially when your “Girlfriend is damn near 40 and live in another state…
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Speaking of Goo Goo… her man…
KayCeiSoul says:
FB has already irked my last black nerve.
MZ can do whatever the hayle he pleases.
I get sick of seeing all the self-righteous, “I got money & my own toilet cleaning business and everybody don’t because they are broke, uneducated and lazy so you better go to church and stop going to bedside baptist because my music career is the -ish since I ran into Dave Hollister the other day when I was cashing my check and using my bridge card at the same time so I can feed my kids because I’m a better mother than all of y’all which is why I’m always sick and have a headache but God is a healer so I’ll be volunteering on Christmas since I worked overtime and balled out on my kids Christmas and can afford to adopt a family so should you and we’re all sinners so the Illuminati is real” posts.
The realest folks on there are usually people who promote their businesses and events – real business people.
sweet baby Jesus layin in manger who came out head 1st, not breech, & no C-section!
I
LMAOOOOOOOOO!! 
LOVE
YEW
WOMAN!!!
<—Candy Cane on the scalp, Cookie Dough for my skin.
Let my kids believe in Santa until they found out different on their own. I would put, mommmy gifts and Santa's gifts. I understand some ppl's logic in not doing that but damn, the world is hard enough, let a kid have SOME innocence.
I’m thinking he’s more along the lines of her pimp
Well…..I never believed in Santa but I dont knock folks that tell their kids that. My bf tells his kids there is a santa so the question to him was what would we do if we had kids.
Naija I read about that yesterday-just in time for christmas too. Suzie been a Ho Ho Ho
I think its selfish of parents to tell small kids their isnt a santa. For what? So your kids can know mommy worked hard? They’ll know that as an adult so why deprive them of a little fun? Like a 5 year old really understands the value of a dollar??
Personally, I appreciate the effort my parents put in with the santa stories, money from tooth fairies, gifts from easter bunnies etc.
Lemme stop because thats just dumb to me.
I dont even have a FB page so ALL IS WELL
Speaking of Goo Goo… her man…
… yeah lets just say 25 year old men in Atlanta play hard! Especially when your “Girlfriend is damn near 40 and live in another state…
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can’t believe she was going hard in the paint for some long distance dick…and come to find out she got a decade on that nigguh…che
@BLACKSWAN
Nope. I let my kids know early that there is no Santa Claus and I’m the one pulling their holly jolly Christmas out my ass, not some creepy fat fck named St. Nick.
The 6 year old insists on asking about Santa cause they still push it in the schools but I don’t argue the point cause he is still young.
@DTTS…..Kingsmen!! Gotcha.
sweet baby Jesus layin in manger who came out head 1st, not breech, & no C-section!
*adds*
As he got swaddled in his custom made lamb/lion fur baby snuggly
NaijaGal says:
well I believed in Santa, hung a stocking and wrote a letter…woke up Christmas Day to nada cause my parents were poor…traumatized me for life
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And this makes me sad. NO child should have to go through that.
Nakeya_j says:
NaijaGal says:
so who watched Mary Mary
trust me I know….
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I did and I normally don’t so help me out: Why did they not check the young and dumb bf?
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This was staged. Justin is normally not that way…
I can see both sides. Just not sure how I would explain to my kids if Santa didn’t bring them what they wanted because I couldn’t afford it.
“Exactly. WHen my son gets older he will figure it out and know that all this time it was mommy, or dad. Until then, why kill his little 5 year old dreams?! Why does it matter if they know it’s you right now?! What do yall want a hand clap?! The kids get excited about Santa, so let them have that. Dag.”
“…the world is hard enough, let a kid have SOME innocence.”
Yall
Jmo, see 113, different kinda situation.
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Swan, I think it’s kinda fun up til 5-6 and then they find out on there own, even if it’s being teased by an older kid
That’s good that you guys are discussing things ahead of time!
@YSO
I was the kid that the others kids told on. I would tell them straight there is no Santa and I would get in trouble. I would look at the teachers like what I’m just telling the truth.
@Keesh…sowwy to hear about Killah. He’ll come home, wagging his tail behind him.
NaijaGal says:
Speaking of Goo Goo… her man… … yeah lets just say 25 year old men in Atlanta play hard! Especially when your “Girlfriend is damn near 40 and live in another state…
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can’t believe she was going hard in the paint for some long distance dick…and come to find out she got a decade on that nigguh…che
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I think Goo is closer to 37 38… yeah she stupid…. He is young and full of…. well maybe not cus he dispose of it in a few women in the A…
Swan, Control the list!
See..my baby almost 10 I let her believe till she started asking questions…when she asked I told her the truth…now she wanna backtrack and believe again…I aint fittin to argue with her..
That’s me though..
That’s why I came for that wild azz animal who was on your page actin’ an azz. Your page is one of few that I TRULY log in to FB to check for.
That battle-axe ain’t been back has she?
New Girl, guess what I had
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
Nakeya_j says:
NaijaGal says:
so who watched Mary Mary
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I did and I normally don’t so help me out: Why did they not check the young and dumb bf?
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This was staged. Justin is normally not that way… trust me I know….
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Hold up, so the show about the two GOSPEL, GOD fearing, doing what the Bible says sisters, is staged? As in, this whole thing is a lie but it sells for good tv?! And why would he want to be shown on tv as the ass?! smh. So is Goo Goo like that in real life, or is she a lie too?
Bibi says:
@Goat
Get on it dude!!!
So dude had that middle spot light as can be…I’m like listen!! U need to get this whip….first he fought me but when I believe hard u gonna end up believing too
so he started using it everyday at night as instructed per me cuz I use it daily (I no longer use gel, mousse or anything else) and just yesterday we look after his haircut and when I tell u that spot is full!!! (insert big eye emote iono how) Doesn’t look like he has a missing hair not to mention it’s thicker thus enhancing the waves he rocking!!! 
thank u gurrrl
I’m so over Facebook, never really cared for it in the first damn place! #Fail
What BiBi said.
@ New Girl….
?
@DIMPZ
How is letting kids beleive that a guy watches you sleep so he can know if your bad or good before breaking into your house, eating your food and leaving you a gift or a lump of coal allowing them to be innocent? Might as well tell them Jesus did it if that’s the case.
As long as my kids get something under the tree, they don’t care who put it there. Y’all have fun though.
@DTTS & DIMPZ – thanks…I still love Christmas though
:hugs: @Naija
That battle-axe ain’t been back has she?
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I aint fittin to argue with her..
That’s me though..
Right! I ain’t got time for that! I got things to do yo!
I don’t have kids so I deal with that when it comes.
@ New Girl….
?
@WUT WUT in da BUTT stop brewing that tea and pour hunty…I thought Goo was the baby of the family…Hrm what else you wanna share about Just-in
@BLACKSWAN
Exactly. But that makes us Grinches and horrible, dream killing parents I suppose. Eh. They’ll be alright.
mzwhang90210 says:
@Keesh…sowwy to hear about Killah. He’ll come home, wagging his tail behind him.
New Girl, Keesh’s lil puppy dog didn’t come home last night
#faserious
Nakeya_j says:
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
Nakeya_j says:
NaijaGal says:
so who watched Mary Mary
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I did and I normally don’t so help me out: Why did they not check the young and dumb bf?
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This was staged. Justin is normally not that way… trust me I know….
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Hold up, so the show about the two GOSPEL, GOD fearing, doing what the Bible says sisters, is staged? As in, this whole thing is a lie but it sells for good tv?! And why would he want to be shown on tv as the ass?! smh. So is Goo Goo like that in real life, or is she a lie too?
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Don’t know Goo like that… But I do know Justin… What I am saying it wasn’t scripted, but they set the scenario for the showdown to occur. Justin is laid back. They wanted the scene to be amped for ratings sake I guess. Justin is peaceful.
@ Goat
I dont have kids either just wondered what ppl thought. I use to be mad at my mom for taking our innocence away.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*adds*
As he got swaddled in his custom made lamb/lion fur baby snuggly
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DTTS –
Because it really WAS custom made. 
again!
Listen – have y'all ever encountereda co-worker that would pop up uninvited and scavenge whenever a group had a food event?
We have different teams on my floor, so each team usually has their own gig. SHE is NOT on a team. SHE works in administration. But SHE always finds a way to bring her greedy azz around and ask someone a random question like, "Hey…what did you say your dog's name was again?" And before you know it, the bish is fixing a plate while they idiot she reeled in is talking about their dog.
Well I got one here. And she really itched my azz today.
See you gotta teach kids about realistic modern day Santa. My child thinks Santa and the elves get their toys from toysrus. When those creeps bought all the ninja turtle shellraisers to sell them on ebay for triple price, I sat my 4 year old down and said son Santa called and said he cant get no shellraiser, toysrus said he gonna need a raincheck until after Xmas. He cried but at least I know I wont see a tear on Xmas morning
@ YSO…I said I see it from both angles. I just don’t see the harm in allowing to believe that. I realize it’s an old wives ‘thing’ to get children to behave. Kinda along the lines of, God/Jesus won’t bless you if you act an ass. I think it’s ok for a small child, not a grown ass 15yr old. I think both of my children knew about Santa not being real by the time they were 6. Neither of them were devastated and life went on. Hell the lil one still believes in the tooth fairy.
@Swan just tell them they didn’t get this or that because Santa probably remembered that time that they did such and such so he knocked some things off the list
Swan, do what feels right to you when the times comes. No need to worry about that now. Yall start talking about child care, and college, the rest is miniscule IMB
ysoserious says:
@DIMPZ
How is letting kids beleive that a guy watches you sleep so he can know if your bad or good before breaking into your house, eating your food and leaving you a gift or a lump of coal allowing them to be innocent? Might as well tell them Jesus did it if that’s the case.
As long as my kids get something under the tree, they don’t care who put it there. Y’all have fun though.
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and whats the point of you taking that experience away from your kids?
What happened to you that you have this I just don’t give a fk about chit attitude/point of view?
NaijaGal says:
@WUT WUT in da BUTT stop brewing that tea and pour hunty…I thought Goo was the baby of the family…Hrm what else you wanna share about Just-in
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Lets just say yall got mad at me about something I was considering that would have messed up me and my Tecky…
But really guys, any child that still believe in Santa pass the age of 6 or 7 years old need more than a talk about Santa…Sign that baby up for a check cause he/short need to be riding the short bus
Blackswan says:
@ Goat
I dont have kids either just wondered what ppl thought. I use to be mad at my mom for taking our innocence away.
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Well people would say I’ll be taking the innocence of a child away if the were to hear how I would raise my child, especially a boy.
SHE is NOT on a team.
The whole collective team!
^^^
SHE says she is the team!
And ummm err uhhh Yes, it twas Custom Made, also had elephant ivory for the buttons! #nothingbutthebest
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Oldskool71 says:
@Swan just tell them they didn’t get this or that because Santa probably remembered that time that they did such and such so he knocked some things off the list
OR “maybe next time you’ll act better throughout the yr”
For the record, I’m not accussing anyone of being a bad parent, a Grinch or a Scrooge and if my comment came across that way I apologize. Like everything in life, what works for me and mine doesn’t work for everyone else and I respect that. I did not mean any harm. I was simply voicing my opinion. I’m also a parent that doesn’t make my oldest babysit on a regular basis. I can count on one hand the number of times I have. Her dad on the other hand, drops his off on her whenever possible. It’s just different parenting techniques, I get it, no harm or foul intended.
WUT, you gave some to the piano man?
Don’t know Goo like that… But I do know Justin… What I am saying it wasn’t scripted, but they set the scenario for the showdown to occur. Justin is laid back. They wanted the scene to be amped for ratings sake I guess. Justin is peaceful.
Well they made him look like a grade A jerk last night. IMO. I thought it was very unprofessional and stupid. But if it was staged…I still would not have done it. I’m sure he knows it was crazy looking.
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
NaijaGal says:
@WUT WUT in da BUTT stop brewing that tea and pour hunty…I thought Goo was the baby of the family…Hrm what else you wanna share about Just-in
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Lets just say yall got mad at me about something I was considering that would have messed up me and my Tecky
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so just-in-case was the pee-ana teacher? awwww sookie sookie now
Keesh says:
But really guys, any child that still believe in Santa pass the age of 6 or 7 years old need more than a talk about Santa…Sign that baby up for a check cause he/short need to be riding the short bus
@Keesh
UM slow ur row homey cuz my baby almost ten mmkay….
Those are the kind of jokes that strike a nerve…we dont wanna go there
@ New Girl…What happened to Whang’s pooch?
DTTS – Because it really WAS custom made. again!
Listen – have y’all ever encountereda co-worker that would pop up uninvited and scavenge whenever a group had a food event?
We have different teams on my floor, so each team usually has their own gig. SHE is NOT on a team. SHE works in administration. But SHE always finds a way to bring her greedy azz around and ask someone a random question like, “Hey…what did you say your dog’s name was again?” And before you know it, the bish is fixing a plate while they idiot she reeled in is talking about their dog.
Well I got one here. And she really itched my azz today.
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OMG KayC…I got a coworker like that but this biatch take it a lil further..She watch your bags to see if you got something in them that she can beg for. Biatch was in a meeting requesting we have a snack day. She was asked what her snacks would consist of and she started putting eggs, bacon, suasages, grits oatmeal and shit on the menu….BIATCH THAT AINT A SNACK!
@JMO
What’s the point of arguing about this with you? That’s right, there isn’t one.
Don’t worry about what did or didn’t happen to me. I am the way I am.
We have different teams on my floor, so each team usually has their own gig. SHE is NOT on a team. SHE works in administration. But SHE always finds a way to bring her greedy azz around and ask someone a random question like, “Hey…what did you say your dog’s name was again?” And before you know it, the bish is fixing a plate while they idiot she reeled in is talking about their dog.
Well I got one here. And she really itched my azz today.
“For the record, I’m not accussing anyone of being a bad parent, a Grinch or a Scrooge and if my comment came across that way I apologize.”
Anywho, where is this damn snowstorm! All these groceries I bought yestserday
MzDimplez1123 says:
For the record, I’m not accussing anyone of being a bad parent, a Grinch or a Scrooge and if my comment came across that way I apologize. Like everything in life, what works for me and mine doesn’t work for everyone else and I respect that. I did not mean any harm. I was simply voicing my opinion. I’m also a parent that doesn’t make my oldest babysit on a regular basis. I can count on one hand the number of times I have. Her dad on the other hand, drops his off on her whenever possible. It’s just different parenting techniques, I get it, no harm or foul intended
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I don’t think any of us were trying to throw shade or say anyone else is a bad parent. We all just have oour own way of doing things, and they get talked about here. Health conversation is no crime. The kids have a happy holiday and whatever way that happens, that is what matters.
ugh that was to read *our and *healthy
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ New Girl…What happened to Whang’s pooch?
Oh, she still a whore!
#nothingschangedthere
But, it’s Keesh’s puppy that didn’t come home last night! It was windy.
@ JMO…Ain’t nobody looking for that damned snow!
@DIMPZ
Not accusing you of any of that cause you didn’t say any of that. Or even imply it. No worries.
She watch your bags to see if you got something in them that she can beg for.
Jmo, the storm came and went! Where were yew?! 
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My kids are over 7 wellmy oldest and he still believes and will continue until he realizes on his own. I’m old fashioned that way. I still believed asa child u til I was well over 7.
neither one of my children were taught a damn santa clause. but we dont to trees either so
different strokes, different folks. i need for my kids to be able to trust what i tell them. i dont want them side-eyein me like
but YEW said santa was real. my daughter is 22 & she aint mad a bit. again, that’s just me doe 
ysoserious says:
@JMO
What’s the point of arguing about this with you? That’s right, there isn’t one.
Don’t worry about what did or didn’t happen to me. I am the way I am.
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It wasn’t an argument. We just disagree and I was trying to understand. Nevermind YSO.
That convo went to the left real quick…….here is something to turn the Santa convo around..
and a Happy New Year!!
@ New Girl..Ohhhh, well, maybe Keesh’s pooch saw Whang’s pooch and they’re off on some Catfish type shyt.
Keesh says:
But really guys, any child that still believe in Santa pass the age of 6 or 7 years old need more than a talk about Santa…Sign that baby up for a check cause he/short need to be riding the short bus
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*looks around and wispers* Umm yeah, I don’t think that’s the thing to say around here.
@Dimpz,
Are we still supposed to get it though?
Gigi26 says:
Let her eat Kay!!
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I feel so bad GiGi! I’m a good hearted person, really I am. But I can’t help it with her. Maybe if she tried to talk to people when they ain’t got food or something I wouldn’t feel this way.
But when that bish walked away with that plate all loaded down, it took everything I had not to trip her.
WUT, was it good?
CurlyGirl says:
That convo went to the left real quick…….here is something to turn the Santa convo around.. and a Happy New Year!!
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And just like that, my mind is in a different space!!! Chilleeee…*has flashback* whoo
NaijaGal says:
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
NaijaGal says:
@WUT WUT in da BUTT stop brewing that tea and pour hunty…I thought Goo was the baby of the family…Hrm what else you wanna share about Just-in
Lets move on shall we… So hows the weather….
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Lets just say yall got mad at me about something I was considering that would have messed up me and my Tecky
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so just-in-case was the pee-ana teacher? awwww sookie sookie now
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CurlyGirl says:
That convo went to the left real quick…….here is something to turn the Santa convo around.. and a Happy New Year!!
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Not MY dolla.
<—-still wants hair like Curly's gravi.
I think mine believe in Santa until 12 probably
@Wut, why is that “wut wut in the butt” song in my head?? Darn, I can’t remember why though!!
The only story I remember is whang
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
WUT, was it good?
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Not going to ruin my friend relationship for yall!
Our friendship is just that!
New Girl, put ‘From Santa’ on that puzzle yo!
@ JMO…ION think so,
all I know is, my toes are warm as HELL in my winter boots. 
I can come over and help you eat some of those groceries so your money won’t go to waste though.
@JMO
It was an argument with you questioning me on what experiences I do and don’t allow MY kids to have. And asking what’s wrong with ME because of it. But like you said, whatever.
@ New Girl..You trying to have him looking at me like
JMO says:
@Wut, why is that “wut wut in the butt” song in my head?? Darn, I can’t remember why though!!
The only story I remember is whang
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That song has stuck in several peoples head since I started posting here! LOLOLOL
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ New Girl..Ohhhh, well, maybe Keesh’s pooch saw Whang’s pooch and they’re off on some Catfish type shyt.
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What would you do if you were watching an episode of catfish and saw that someone was using your picture??
The only story I remember is whang
Does that mean it wasn’t good, and you and the tekkie are back on?
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The only story I remember is whang
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—-still wants hair like Curly's gravi.
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Me too…
My hair just act a nappy fool and won't let me be great like my gravie!
I got the storm and the snow by me, but My Grandma, and yall didn’t!
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
, you just never noticed them because you never wanted to hump them. Well now maybe you can. lol
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Roses correct me if I am wrong: But NaijaGal, there is always someone waiting in the corner, who has wanted to
prynsexxx says:
Not MY dolla.
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Do you even remember you have a facebook….lol…yo ass don’t post on it.
I luv u too!!
<– still believes in santa… and I only rode the short bus once
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
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Where you at??
Somehow, I missed this…
Nakeya_j says:
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
@NAKEYA – no local dick…everybody I know is out of state or hours away in another city *le sigh*
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The only story I remember is whang
Does that mean it wasn’t good, and you and the tekkie are back on?
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The only story I remember is whang
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Im loggin off yall ain't going to lure me into something that will break me and my tecky up 
Me and Tecky were never off… It was only a thought at one point in time that passed. You know when friends get curious about each other and then decide to not go through with it. Yep that… But I was holding on the cliff by my knuckles though cuz… well nah…
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
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Lurking and had to come in and LAUGH!
You been on a mission since this morning…
JMO says:
I think its selfish of parents to tell small kids their isnt a santa. For what? So your kids can know mommy worked hard? They’ll know that as an adult so why deprive them of a little fun? Like a 5 year old really understands the value of a dollar??
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Chit “spoiled ass only child(ren)” say.
goat76 says:
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
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Where you at??
@DTTS – at least a 10 day rule right
Nakeya_j says:
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
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Roses correct me if I am wrong: But NaijaGal, there is always someone waiting in the corner, who has wanted to , you just never noticed them because you never wanted to hump them. Well now maybe you can. lol
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it’s somebody out there that been waiting on this one chance to 
@DONNA – you gone let my mission be possible
But I was holding on the cliff by my knuckles though cuz… well nah…
Im loggin off yall ain’t going to lure me into something that will break me and my tecky up 
Is he lookin?
@NAIJA
A woman always has prospects when it comes to dick. Whether those prospects are worth pursuing is another matter.
Gatdayum the judge gave Deion full custody of his sons…see that’s that shyt!
NaijaGal says:
@NAKEYA – no local dick…everybody I know is out of state or hours away in another city *le sigh*
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Welp, I suggest you find your local uhhh, “self help” shop and buy something you can help yourself with. hahahahah. No but really, do you like any of them to have them stay over if you invite them?
NaijaGal says:
@DTTS – at least a 10 day rule right
@ JMO…Girl, i’d be like
Are ppl really that hard up that they would use MY pics? 
One shift own; another shift to go
@Goat
I bet I’m PROBABLY logged in RIGHT NOW! Yes I remember I have one, I just ain’t got shyt to say nor share with folks. LOL I read it like twice a day. If they need to holla at a pimp, they will either pick up the phn and call, txt, Tango or email.
LOL
cougar lover says:
<– still believes in santa… and I only rode the short bus once
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@YSO but I asked that of everyone didn’t I?? I said I dont get it and some people said either why they tell their kids there is a santa and why they don’t.
I don’t think anyone else thought I was arguing with them
I asked about YOU because you do seem to have this strange, down and out type of mood but thats only an assumption based off what I read, which is why I was curious.
I like to see people happy and have fun and you just don’t seem to be happy about much. Again, this is only my assumption, which is why I asked, just as I would ask any other person on this blog.
Gigi26 says:
Gatdayum the judge gave Deion full custody of his sons…see that’s that shyt!
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kids are old enough to say where they wanna live
Naija, tess one of em with ‘Come through on the 31st, I wanna draw on your duck’ or something along those lines
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Esq
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
But I was holding on the cliff by my knuckles though cuz… well nah… Im loggin off yall ain’t going to lure me into something that will break me and my tecky up
Is he lookin?
Tekkie
You are so wrong… 
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oh and about the Santa Claus convo…my own grandma shot down my belief in Santa because she said that he took away from the true meaning of Christmas which was Jesus Christ. She’s a hardcore evangelist so I guess I can’t blame her…but I was crushed!
prynsexxx says:
@Goat
I bet I’m PROBABLY logged in RIGHT NOW! Yes I remember I have one, I just ain’t got shyt to say nor share with folks. LOL I read it like twice a day. If they need to holla at a pimp, they will either pick up the phn and call, txt, Tango or email.
LOL
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I’m gonna tag your azz in everything I post on FB for now on….lol
If they need to holla at a pimp
I say that sometimes 
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
goat76 says:
NaijaGal says:
how does one go about getting New Years dick if’in there are no prospects
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Where you at??
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This made me snort while laughing
oh hello sexy (and some not so sexy..) peoples
what we tom’bout??
WUT
@Bibi…my bad, your right we dont wanna go there…but thats the way I feel. I was well over 13 teen when I stopped beleiving but my kids are totally different…Sorry Im made ya upset boo
Yall know I had to go EStim a patient real quick
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
Damn Fruit-roll-ups…..Grandma put a halt to that Santa sh1t…..
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
He told us yesterday… We just need to know if the stroke is right
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We already know his his aprox length and with…
His!
Santa and does your child believe in him. If so, why and if not, WHY NOT?! *holds mic to you*
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ JMO…Girl, i’d be like Are ppl really that hard up that they would use MY pics?
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kids are old enough to say where they wanna live
YUP!
and truth be told Pilar set herself up for failure, bytch you live in Texas, where guns are protected as well as the pockets of the man who played for the Cowboys..She bets get some ack right or else they’ll take the girl too 
And slahsed her CS, shyt dude said Merry X-mas bish live on that!
I want some egg nog…..the good and strong kind!
Merry Chrimus babeee…sure did treat me nice!!!
goat76 says:
I’m gonna tag your azz in everything I post on FB for now on….lol
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Oh joy!
LOL
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
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as soon as he stops responding to my texts I’m gonna talk about how short his dick is and how fast he crosses the finish line…how he pulled out a magnum but needed a band-aid…oh and how he’s really built like a chimney
Chall tawkin bout???????
247
OKAY 
Tis all 
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Boygah, Santa, Whip, something WUT did or didn’t do
@Curly
Thanks for reminding me. I have some Silk nog that I ain’t opened. That chit prolly bad by now.
Would that still count as “strong”?
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
He told us yesterday… We just need to know if the stroke is right
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We already know his his aprox length and with…
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Oh, I didn’t tell y’all about the rattlesnake tongue game???…lol
@ Cuz..I’m serious! I mean, i’m cute and all but, damn.
goat76 says:
Damn Fruit-roll-ups…..Grandma put a halt to that Santa sh1t…..
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Speaking of which I talked to her last week and she was SUPPOSED to make an appearance soon
WUT!
oh my! 
i think when i left he had just assured me that he didnt have a 3.5 midget dack, but that’s all i got. what else was revealed?
@Dimpz, my son dnt believe in no damn santa
that fat yt nigga aint getting MY credit…fugg THAT
Y’all do a naggra so wrong on here….lol
Wut says:
We already know his his aprox length and with…
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Tasia, is that you? What have you done with WUT?
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
WUT
Im finna upload something for two seconds and then remove it…
oh and I’ll talk about how I didn’t need a fruit roll-up, just a laffy taffy
MzDimplez1123 says:
His!
Santa and does your child believe in him. If so, why and if not, WHY NOT?! *holds mic to you*
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This right here is why I told you Santa is gonna bring you the MG from the beach. smh.
MzDimplez1123 says:
His!
Santa and does your child believe in him. If so, why and if not, WHY NOT?! *holds mic to you*
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This right here is why I told you Santa is gonna bring you the MG from the beach. smh.
@ Goat….And you just keep logging in.
Glutton for punishment much?
goat76 says:
WUT IZ UR PROBLEM NOW says:
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
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We already know his his aprox length and with… He told us yesterday… We just need to know if the stroke is right
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Oh, I didn’t tell y’all about the rattlesnake tongue game???…lol
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@ Nakeya…I would chew blog gum before I accept that gift.
NaijaGal says:
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
Get you azz in the corner NOW 
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as soon as he stops responding to my texts I’m gonna talk about how short his dick is and how fast he crosses the finish line…how he pulled out a magnum but needed a band-aid…oh and how he’s really built like a chimney
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Naijiiii….
Time out for you mam, no mo
lol @Bad
MiniThugggggggggggg
*gives Prynn some medicated sulfur 8 for that bald patch* merry xmas bew
@JMO
We’ve had this discussion before and we said the same things then that we are saying now. That is why I said there is no point continuing it.
I enjoy things in my own way. Speaking of, you enjoy your holidays.
Donna del Gatto says:
goat76 says:
Damn Fruit-roll-ups…..Grandma put a halt to that Santa sh1t…..
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Speaking of which I talked to her last week and she was SUPPOSED to make an appearance soon
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She know’s her granbaby been sinning. She coming to Lay Hands on you…
*tosses Keesh my Laffy Taffy stash*
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I can’t see gravis
New Girl, pls handle that 
NaijaGal says:
iWhip says:
Naija if Goat break u off a piece a dat dack u KNOW we gotta have a full report the 1st bitniz day of the new year right?
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as soon as he stops responding to my texts I’m gonna talk about how short his dick is and how fast he crosses the finish line…how he pulled out a magnum but needed a band-aid…oh and how he’s really built like a chimney
Working like a slave
did ya’ll see those mofos standing in line for them Jordans???? Crazy!!!
NaijaGal says:
oh and I’ll talk about how I didn’t need a fruit roll-up, just a laffy taffy
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Oh, I didn’t tell y’all about the rattlesnake tongue game???…lol
Nigga get outta here!!
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Bad Influence says:
@Dimpz, my son dnt believe in no damn santa
that fat yt nigga aint getting MY credit…fugg THAT
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… and I COMPLETELY disagree with telling your kids their isn’t a santa, as I’ve told others who said that in this post … but I’m not gonna ask you questions about your decision
Bad Influence says:
@Keesh gravi…why have u been decapitated bish??
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Seems like somebody chopped my azz down to size earlier plus me give no suckie suckie around the holidays
NaijaGal says:
oh and I’ll talk about how I didn’t need a fruit roll-up, just a laffy taffy
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You can give me a handjob with that Whipfinity too. See how that works.
mmmmmmmmmmmm Fiance
what u doing this weekend?
@goat
Shew, I’m her nicest, sweetest, and most modest grandchild! Them other
hoescousins of mine tho…*passes @His a styrofoam cup (with blue latex gloves on) of some special brewed “nog””
We call it ‘Rihanna’.
@prynn —->
<—— @His after on sip
goat76 says:
NaijaGal says:
oh and I’ll talk about how I didn’t need a fruit roll-up, just a laffy taffy
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You can give me a handjob with that Whipfinity too. See how that works.
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*Runs in the room with purple rubber gloves on*….Who need a hand job???
Whenever I had me a ‘rattlesnake’ type of man, I would say ‘he ain’t shatt in the coochie dept
(with conviction)! -if that topic came up…
<—didn't want nobody coming at mine yo!
#bisheskeptthemacatthatcantworkthattongueandIONgetit 
goat76 says:
You can give me a handjob with that Whipfinity too. See how that works.
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my thumb and index finger will do, yes?
prynsexxx says:
@Curly
Thanks for reminding me. I have some Silk nog that I ain’t opened. That chit prolly bad by now. Would that still count as “strong”?
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@Keesh
ok
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Goat….And you just keep logging in.
Glutton for punishment much?
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This punishment?….lol
Just helps 4:00 come faster.
@JMO
My aunt does the whole “new age” Santa talk…she tells her grandkids that Santa needs the toy stores and parents to help him out with his deliveries because he cannot do it all by himself…
iWhip says:
WUT! oh my!
i think when i left he had just assured me that he didnt have a 3.5 midget dack, but that’s all i got. what else was revealed?
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Bruh said his dax was thick like a toilet empty tissue roll
ysoserious says:
@JMO
We’ve had this discussion before and we said the same things then that we are saying now. That is why I said there is no point continuing it.
I enjoy things in my own way. Speaking of, you enjoy your holidays.
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I was just saying that you’re the only one who thought I was arguing and I really wasn’t. I’ve always been inquisitive, clearly.
Its cool. Enjoy your holidays as well. Stay warm. Its pretty cold out.
Naija and Keesh
Donna del Gatto says:
@goat
Shew, I’m her nicest, sweetest, and most modest grandchild! Them other hoes cousins of mine tho…
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We have something in common, Im my Grannys favorite too
@Dont Talk
How do you link a video to your name on here?
@Jmo, u dnt have to ask bew, i can tell u
my son looks at Santa as a christmas novelty..when he was younger he may have believed in the yt nigga. i didnt think about it either way but as he got older and his brain started functioning, HE realized that there aint no fat nigga in the sky delivering gifts all night…i dnt see the point in pressuring kids 2 believe in myths..tooth fairy’s ass too…BOY I PUT THAT DAMN 5 UNDER YO PILLOW
but if anybody runs into the light bill paying fairy, send that btch 2 my house ASAP..
@JMO
You’re against ppl telling their kids there is no santa. How would/do you explain a TREE sitting in the middle of your living room?
LOL
JMO but what if the child (me) tells you there aint no Santa and why you lying (I was/is a bold lil thing surprised I still have lips)
FIANCE you?
WUT
@Curly
I hope not. LOL
@Fe,
Thats pretty clever! I was just trying to figure stuff out 
NaijaGal says:
goat76 says:
You can give me a handjob with that Whipfinity too. See how that works.
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my thumb and index finger will do, yes?
i asked @Man this same question last week
Donna del Gatto says:
@goat
Shew, I’m her nicest, sweetest, and most modest grandchild! Them other hoes cousins of mine tho…
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Name and address of these…. other cousins!! TIA.
my son looks at Santa as a christmas novelty..when he was younger he may have believed in the yt nigga. i didnt think about it either way but as he got older and his brain started functioning, HE realized that there aint no fat nigga in the sky delivering gifts all night…i dnt see the point in pressuring kids 2 believe in myths..tooth fairy’s ass too…BOY I PUT THAT DAMN 5 UNDER YO PILLOW
True, True
Christmas trees ain’t got nothing to do with Christ. #aintmyfault
<—doesn't believe in selling kids fairy tales and imaginary shyt like Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc. …it may be because I don't have children, but what's the point when they are gonna find out otherwise in due time…
Bibi says:
@Keesh
ok
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Thanks, I know you would understand
*pours Prynns nog down her back*
@Fiance, perhaps i should come to BX manana,
??
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
WUT
You have a link on your own name and don't remember how you did it?
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Can somebody else help me?
Would it be wrong for me to give my sons 3D DSXl a test run before I wrap it? I just want to try that Mario Kart 7 out and I know he’s not giving it up after he gets it..
NaijaGal says:
goat76 says:
You can give me a handjob with that Whipfinity too. See how that works.
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my thumb and index finger will do, yes?
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@GIGI – I was in walmart yesterday, went to the soda isle, saw the sprite display and bust out laughing…I know those walmart fcukers thought I was cray cray
Wut says:
We already know his his aprox length and with…
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Tasia, is that you? What have you done with WUT?
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Naija
GOODBYE ma’am! u know which ones to use! :jack:
@Fe
*in my Phaedra voice*
Everybody knows that bunnies don’t lay eggs.
goat76 says:
Donna del Gatto says:
@goat
Shew, I’m her nicest, sweetest, and most modest grandchild! Them other hoes cousins of mine tho…
You are…. just… 
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Name and address of these…. other cousins!! TIA.
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goat76 says:
NaijaGal says:
oh and I’ll talk about how I didn’t need a fruit roll-up, just a laffy taffy
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You can give me a handjob with that Whipfinity too. See how that works.
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@Gigi & Fe, exactly…AND i bust my ass all year 2 be like “fck it, we ball” on Christmas and u want me (a black woman) to give my credit to some giant ass white man? no ma’am
all them gifts say (in sharpie) FROM YO MUFUGGIN MAMA & DADDY!!!!
@His, I understand that and thats what Im saying; I think young kids should be allowed to believe in it. I seen pics of your son so Im sure at that age he doesn’t believe anymore
I just don’t understand why parents like to just come out and tell their kids their isnt a santa without having them at least experience it or find out themselves.
WorkInProgress says:
Wut says:
We already know his his aprox length and with…
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Tasia, is that you? What have you done with WUT?
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@goat
Aww you ain’t know? *files nails*
You gonna have to help take care of them 50-11 kids yo!
*smushes that Rih nog in @His’s face like Jose did Erica in that fight*
His!!!!!!!! *throws a dart at your eye* then gives you a
#sourpatchkid
didnt i speak to Mirs MiniThug’s ass??
Wut, Fay, GOAT & YSOOOOOOOOOOOOO (i saw her in here right?)
Would it be wrong for me to give my sons 3D DSXl a test run before I wrap it? I just want to try that Mario Kart 7 out and I know he’s not giving it up after he gets it
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This is exactly what my husband does every year. I swear Christmas morning dont mean SHIAT to him
Bad Influence says:
@Jmo, u dnt have to ask bew, i can tell u
my son looks at Santa as a christmas novelty..when he was younger he may have believed in the yt nigga. i didnt think about it either way but as he got older and his brain started functioning, HE realized that there aint no fat nigga in the sky delivering gifts all night…i dnt see the point in pressuring kids 2 believe in myths..tooth fairy’s ass too…BOY I PUT THAT DAMN 5 UNDER YO PILLOW
but if anybody runs into the light bill paying fairy, send that btch 2 my house ASAP..
zaaactly!
@prynn
I swear fo gawd when Phaedra does that I just
her!
Everybody knows….. *insert whatever you want here*
FIANCE
woohoo: YES
FAYLA hope your twisted ass enjoyed your birthday
We already know his his aprox length and with…
prynsexxx says:
@JMO
You’re against ppl telling their kids there is no santa. How would/do you explain a TREE sitting in the middle of your living room? LOL
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Of course I would say we put up the tree for Santa
now… this whole baking cookies and leaving ’em bullchit … yall know my view on cooking/baking
*just looked at the clock* only 2:08?? lawd y??
I want to take a clipboard and slap it against Swiss Beats face ugh
Hey Bad!
Bad Influence says:
@Gigi & Fe, exactly…AND i bust my ass all year 2 be like “fck it, we ball” on Christmas and u want me (a black woman) to give my credit to some giant ass white man? no ma’am
all them gifts say (in sharpie) FROM YO MUFUGGIN MAMA & DADDY!!!!
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My son asked me was Santa real last week…..I was stuck like chuck! I guess it’s what you choose to do in YOUR home but when that question comes it does make me feel like I should have gave him the real from the beginning.
Bad Influence says:
@Gigi & Fe, exactly…AND i bust my ass all year 2 be like “fck it, we ball” on Christmas and u want me (a black woman) to give my credit to some giant ass white man? no ma’am
all them gifts say (in sharpie) FROM YO MUFUGGIN MAMA & DADDY!!!!
Our saying every year!! Yt man gotta get allll the credit for greatness 
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@Keesh
U being facetious??
Just buy some Chips Ahoy Jmo
@JMO, yeah when he was younger i didnt get in his face like ”
nigga there aint no damn santa!!!! 
” lmaoooo but i feel u bew 
he experienced it..besides its cute when they are lil
Goat has no damn sense
Gigi26 says:
I want to take a clipboard and slap it against Swiss Beats face ugh
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Just flatten it, huh?
JMO says:
@His, I understand that and thats what Im saying; I think young kids should be allowed to believe in it. I seen pics of your son so Im sure at that age he doesn’t believe anymore
I just don’t understand why parents like to just come out and tell their kids their isnt a santa without having them at least experience it or find out themselves
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Again, my Husband did this to our 1st son (yeah, my husband hood) and it really burned me up so it was like fighting words in my house to say something or somebody dont exsist. At a certain age they will come say “there is no such thing as Santa” and I agree and thats that on that. I have 2 more left that still beleive in Santa but the oldest two
What up Bad Influence…..They trying to run me up out of here. I’m bout dis life tho.
besides its cute when they are lil
343
Donna del Gatto says:
@prynn
I swear fo gawd when Phaedra does that I just her!
Everybody knows….. *insert whatever you want here*
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flashback to “you can show me your shoes..you can show me your cervics”…:dead: at Phaedra
Just saw my friend and lord Jesus she did not look at all the same
My god its a shame how a funeral home can mess up a body. She died in her sleep 
makes no sense. Then it look like they put grease in her hair and her hair looked synthetic 
Highly disappointed in Willie Watkins he need to be damn out of damn business 
SON, whatchu doing over there?
Str8tUpMenace says:
His!!!!!!!! *throws a dart at your eye* then gives you a
lmaoooo
#sourpatchkid
ihateyew
@JMO
What that gotta do with santa and Christmas? Do you think the good Lord intended for folks to upr’ut his good green trees and drag them in the house and dangle shit off of’em? LOL When during the summer (or any other season for that matter) nothing more than a “switch” better not cross your doorstep. LOL IJS
@Naija, this can partially count as one rant.
LOL
@Fruit-roll-ups
50-11….. I ain’t got time for all that- Sweet Brown
Just flatten it, huh?
YES!! They played that birthday song and he sounds very “Fantasia-ish”
Yes that’s a word
HARLEM!!
girl YASSS! it was a really good one actually. i got off early, got 
got faded, ate some chocolate covered skrawberries talked to the peepa who lubb me & i cant eem complain sheeit!
gonna watch Sparkle tonight!
Bibi says:
@Keesh
U being facetious??
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No Bibi, not at all. I dig the way you respect how I feel, just as I respect how you feel. That is all, no need to get upset while tpying at a computer. We good?
he experienced it..besides its cute when they are lil
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little …yes….16….hail no!! Santa aint magically giving you any jordans!! I bought that chit and now you will work to pay it off
goat76 says:
What up Bad Influence…..They trying to run me up out of here. I’m bout dis life tho.
Why did this song pop in my mind when I read this
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“Same ole’ shyt, just a different day
Out here tryin’ ta get it each and er way!”
Hi Roses
I hope everyone has a great holiday weekend and be safe
Keesh says:
JMO says:
@His, I understand that and thats what Im saying; I think young kids should be allowed to believe in it. I seen pics of your son so Im sure at that age he doesn’t believe anymore
I just don’t understand why parents like to just come out and tell their kids their isnt a santa without having them at least experience it or find out themselves
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Again, my Husband did this to our 1st son (yeah, my husband hood) and it really burned me up so it was like fighting words in my house to say something or somebody dont exsist. At a certain age they will come say “there is no such thing as Santa” and I agree and thats that on that. I have 2 more left that still beleive in Santa but the oldest two
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I agree Keesh
@Goat
yes stay bout dis life…we need u bew 
@BAD
Hey!
That’s all I’m saying about Santa Claus. Maybe in a more assholish way but you know.
Awww Jenny
How did she pass? If it’s too much, don’t say it 
@yso heyyyyyy
Disclaimer: By no means am I implying that anyone is a bad parent. I’m sure you are all great parents.
As Dimpz mentioned, what works for you, works for you. I’m simply just curious as to why some of you feel that way, thats all. Not trying to argue with anyone; just having a discussion.
If you ever get angry with anything I say, check my name.
*I still add motherfcuker at the end of all your fonts*
prynsexxx says:
@JMO
What that gotta do with santa and Christmas? Do you think the good Lord intended for folks to upr’ut his good green trees and drag them in the house and dangle **** off of’em? LOL When during the summer (or any other season for that matter) nothing more than a “switch” better not cross your doorstep. LOL IJS
this bish aint got no sense
she right tho
Jenie
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Just saw my friend and lord Jesus she did not look at all the same My god its a shame how a funeral home can mess up a body. She died in her sleep makes no sense. Then it look like they put grease in her hair and her hair looked synthetic Highly disappointed in Willie Watkins he need to be damn out of damn business
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Jenie I hate to hear this. How old was she, if you dont mind me asking?
Then it look like they put grease in her hair and her hair looked synthetic Highly disappointed in Willie Watkins he need to be damn out of damn business
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Well they do put subtitles on the screen when he talks…
Truth be told them funerals they showed looked pretty darn soulful
:hugs: Sorry bout yo friend
I remember when my 12 yr older cousins were getting in the bed on X mas eve talking about Santa coming we got to go to bed early….. I was like aint no San……until my gma gave me and my sister the evil eye. We didnt believe but she didnt want us to ruin others fun.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Awww Jenny How did she pass? If it’s too much, don’t say it
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Her heart stopped, she has been battling Kidney problems for a while. Now I see why my aunts would do the hair and make up on the relatives
I just seen her 2 weeks ago and she did not look like that. They had her looking like she was in her late 50's my god 
it was horrible and soon as I leave work I'm getting damn drink 
@sam @whip hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I dont think my child will
when he finds out but he will be looking at me like.. 
Why mama?
Fe, is internet grandma the twitter name?
iWhip says:
Jenie
that’s so sad. lord i know that’s the peaceful way to go, but i just think it would be so disorienting. go to sleep then wake up not making fun, i’m just saying..
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WIP, I have always told myself I would like to go in my sleep if I do go. I aint no sucka to pain but I watched my cousing with Sickle CEll Anemia die and Lawd
Swan, you started this
SON
nothing
GOAT been showing out
Sorry for your loss Jenie
Bad Influence says:
prynsexxx says:
@JMO
What that gotta do with santa and Christmas? Do you think the good Lord intended for folks to upr’ut his good green trees and drag them in the house and dangle **** off of’em? LOL When during the summer (or any other season for that matter) nothing more than a “switch” better not cross your doorstep. LOL IJS
this bish aint got no sense
she right tho
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Now I see why my aunts would do the hair and make up on the relatives I just seen her 2 weeks ago and she did not look like that. They had her looking like she was in her late 50’s my god it was horrible and soon as I leave work I’m getting damn drink
Keesh she was 36 and they had her looking 56
I wouldn’t dare let her babies see her like that. She has 3 kids and the 2 lil girls don’t need to see that my god 
it was that bad. I wanted too 
chop the lady that greeted me
@JMO
Yep, it’s @InternetGrandma….this bish just tweeted that she saw someone tweet “I can’t wait until 13/13/13” let’s take a moment and pray for this idiot!
@DTTS
I know. lol
For parents with children who live in apartments how do you inform your kids how santa comes?
Does he use the front door?
Come up through the fire escape?
If children are to believe in the fairytale and it’s innocence what happens when the parents can’t afford to “buy” the santa gifts and you really have a good kid? Do you make up a “you were bad on this day” to make your kid feel bad if so, is it worth it to make them feel bad for being “naughty” over a lie anyway?
NaijaGal says:
pre-she-ate ya PRYNN
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SHE ain’t PRE ATE nuthin on Prynn!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Swan, you started this
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She did!! Great discussion though
Some of us will just agree to disagree and thats cool to me.
So whats this about Goat and Naj hooking up??
@JMO
My money, my choice. LMAOOOOO
@ Sam
That’s my thing I don’t have time to keep coming up with a lie.
@Fe
I’m about to go follow her.
Jenie so sorry to hear about your friend
so young 
prynsexxx says:
@JMO
My money, my choice. LMAOOOOO
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MissHarlem says:
SON
nothing
GOAT been showing out
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Hey MissHarlem
while I rub dat booty!
@Sam
I have a friend that said that’s how HE knew that Santa was bullshyt…he said ain’t no damn chimneys in the hood, ain’t nobody bustin’ through the front door at night, and his momma was getting TOO pissed off when he would break a toy he got from “Santa”
Jenny, I had to take the sheer scarf off of my neck, and put it over my bff’s face/body because the funeral home did her the same way! I went to see her the night before to do her make up but whatever they did–IONO what happened either
For the record, when I was doing the Mommy gifts and the Santa gifts, I always gave the best gifts so I was always cooler than Santa anyway.
Gigi26 says:
Phaedra…well that’s not the point.
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Girl I said the same thing :stop: Fawking lies
The funeral home looks nice but dear Jesus 
Thanks Gigi
we always do the hair & makeup of our lost ones. the womens anyway. they dont know how ppl looked in life
DANCER!! :2dance: <—doe si doe
sup yo?
@SAM
Same way they explain God and the Bible. It’s magic. Wallah.
Sam says:
what happens when the parents can’t afford to “buy” the santa gifts
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SKEEEEERRRTTTT :stop: No excuse
Folks had 364 days to prepare. I even give out AMPLE 90 to 60 day reminders. So they can buy, they had ample time to prepare. IJS
#carryon
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Thanks Sam we all know she is healed and in a better place
But them babies don’t need to see her like that 
@Goat, if u value ur dyck u will kee ur fuggin hands off my woman
i’ll will chop that pants pickle clean off dude..
<–menacing stare
My mother in law Funeral was Sunday and they had her looking 20 years younger. I was like the what in thee world!!!! Girl I wanted to go ask the funeral home director who working in da back baby
*pulls out my toe hairs from boredom*
iWhip says:
we always do the hair & makeup of our lost ones. the womens anyway. they dont know how ppl looked in life
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Now I totally understand. I use to look at my aunts like
when they did that but now, I want ever question it again 
Ever!
Bad Influence says:
@Goat, if u value ur dyck u will kee ur fuggin hands off my woman
i’ll will chop that pants pickle clean off dude.. <–menacing stare
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I was just saying to myself…its only a matter of time befoe Bad start flipping out on Goat bout Naiji
Fe says:
he would break a toy he got from “Santa”
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Watch ALL that shyt gone be broke up, batteries ranned down, taken away b/c they don’t know how to play with it right, throw’d to the side by 12 PM 12/25/12. WATCH! LOL
<–is still hiding the lil bit of gifts I did buy, so that I can wrap them and put them out Christmas morning
Even though he knows there's no Santa 
I just wanna surprise him 
LOL!
Whyyyyy does this bish in my office have on a VERY short red skirt…with THICK white leotards on and white boots?
Ole dented knees havin heffa…looks like lil elves have been beatin on her kneecaps with mallets.
@Fay, i sho’ iz bored too
For the record, when I was doing the Mommy gifts and the Santa gifts, I always gave the best gifts so I was always cooler than Santa anyway.
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Right!!! Santa gave the socks and draws, crayons…my daughter like yea soooo what you get mommy cuz Santa is lame
iWhip says:
*pulls out my toe hairs from boredom*
I just laughed that hard silent laugh that makes your side cramp up!
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Gatto
that’s what I’m saying the whole thing about santa is fireplaces and stuff I mean how he come?
When I think of children innocence I think of how they view the world period not the “made up” stuff in the world. My step daughter (not by marriage) is the sweetest person very loving and caring and everything will always be okay and she will help you figure it out, that’s the innocence I don’t want to see her lose
Fay!*puts some Candy Cane Whip on them toes*
@Keesh, no he was fondling my Harlem (my fiance) dnt no nucca touch that donkey booty
@goat you just an ole bootty rubbing bandit huh?
WUT-click on your name where it says Logged in as: and copy and past the link that you want to attach to your name.
mzwhang90210 says:
Whyyyyy does this bish in my office have on a VERY short red skirt…with THICK white leotards on and white boots?
Ole dented knees havin heffa…looks like lil elves have been beatin on her kneecaps with mallets.
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I’m back….what ya’ll talmbout? Did I miss anything interesting and who eating azz today?
And I think kids value their gifts more if they know their parents got them and not some stranger that doesn’t really mean anything to them. Jmo of course.
Bad Influence says:
@Goat, if u value ur dyck u will kee ur fuggin hands off my woman
i’ll will chop that pants pickle clean off dude..
<–menacing stare
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O'rly… Where you at???
I'm tryin to stay warm tonight!! :hunching"
I just looked on top, and ummm errr when did Gucci start having ‘sales’?
#whendidthisbeginandwhy
@YSO…. I dont know why I like yo gravie so much…You just dont know what Im bout to do to my husband on Christmas with these candycanes baby….
But… I got a question, I bought the long straight real thick candy canes cause I got a pleasantly plump azz. You know like the ones ya granny use to give ya for killing a roach. What yall think about that?
Donna del Gatto says:
@Sam
I have a friend that said that’s how HE knew that Santa was bullshyt…he said ain’t no damn chimneys in the hood, ain’t nobody bustin’ through the front door at night, and his momma was getting TOO pissed off when he would break a toy he got from “Santa”
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Obama just gave us Monday off
which means I get Weds, Monday is my off day anyway 
dancerbee93 says:
@goat you just an ole bootty rubbing bandit huh?
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In my spare time when I’m not Viagra Pimpin!
Reading these comments
Looking back I had a great childhood.My parents weren’t perfect but my Folks always made Xmas unforgettable and I do the same with my kids thanks to the GLORY OF GOD. I must say they are pretty fortunate. We are total cornballs. We do the gingerbread house every year, hot coco and watch old Xmas movies the n ight before, I read them the story of TRUE Christmas, they put out cookies and milk for SAnta and the hubby and I place gifts under the tree while they are sleeping :D. We may be broke but it’s all worth it to see the smiles on there faces.
SKEEEEERRRTTTT No excuse Folks had 364 days to prepare. I even give out AMPLE 90 to 60 day reminders. So they can buy, they had ample time to prepare. IJS
#carryon
^^^
everyone don’t have that life tho prynn what about parents who have lost their job or working 2-3 jobs just to pay bills to keep lights on that’s whats important not this one day a year I care enough to buy a gift for a non existent white man in red velvet for jesus birthday which ain’t the 25th I mean…..
is this filed under a little white lie??
No wonder BO ain’t falling for that bitch. He ain’t about that tranny life.
How the hell yo bitch forget to shave that Rick Ross beard tho’?
Keesh says:
@YSO…. I dont know why I like yo gravie so much…You just dont know what Im bout to do to my husband on Christmas with these candycanes baby….
But… I got a question, I bought the long straight real thick candy canes cause I got a pleasantly plump azz. You know like the ones ya granny use to give ya for killing a roach. What yall think about that?
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Ole dented knees havin heffa…looks like lil elves have been beatin on her kneecaps with mallets
Wow @keesh about the statement about kids being slow at 6 for still believing in Santa.
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
WUT-click on your name where it says Logged in as: and copy and past the link that you want to attach to your name.
Thanks Dawling!
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mzwhang90210 says:
Whyyyyy does this bish in my office have on a VERY short red skirt…with THICK white leotards on and white boots?
Ole dented knees havin heffa…looks like lil elves have been beatin on her kneecaps with mallets.
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we choppin off pants pickles now? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I go to lunch and well damn!!
when my son was little, santa gave all the batteries and stocking stuffers
i’d be like “here, santa left these candy canes and double A’s for ya”
@DIVA
We’re talking Christmas and whether it’s selfish to not let kids believe in Santa Clause.
My pepperminty ass is still available to be licked for anyone that’s interested.
Sam says:
everyone don’t have that life tho
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Exactly. I’m quite sure 47% of the population doesn’t. IJS
CurlyGirl says:
mzwhang90210 says:
Whyyyyy does this bish in my office have on a VERY short red skirt…with THICK white leotards on and white boots?
Ole dented knees havin heffa…looks like lil elves have been beatin on her kneecaps with mallets.
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THats nothing. A chick walked in our club Saturday with a leather halter dress on with wool off white stockings and black stockings… She was thew baby!!! I told her we was over capacity and one of my security guards was like….”gonneee let ha in”
@ Diva…would you happen to have any “strong” eggnog?
“Call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.” – internetgrandma
Sam, those are special instances though
And in those cases, I tell people where they are giving out the free wrapped gifts.
I just think that they ALL will figure it out by age 7/8/9
Looking at you guys gravis SR is a good lookin bunch
nice pics ladies
What the fugg, candy cane to kill raoches??? I can’t…
Obama just gave us Monday off which means I get Weds, Monday is my off day anyway
Yes I was so excited!! But OPM hasn’t posted it yet so we still had to submit our time
Keesh says:
But… I got a question, I bought the long straight real thick candy canes cause I got a pleasantly plump azz. You know like the ones ya granny use to give ya for killing a roach. What yall think about that?
girl…
there’s a
up
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Wow @keesh about the statement about kids being slow at 6 for still believing in Santa.
She e-took it back, or somethings along those lines
Bad Influence says:
when my son was little, santa gave all the batteries and stocking stuffers
i’d be like “here, santa left these candy canes and double A’s for ya”
^^^
I can always count on you and Najia for some foolishness
Whew santa considerate batteries high as hell
mzwhang90210 says:
Whyyyyy does this bish in my office have on a VERY short red skirt…with THICK white leotards on and white boots?
Ole dented knees havin heffa…looks like lil elves have been beatin on her kneecaps with mallets.
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WUT HIS DTTS
aint nobody here but me & the one agent that dont have no chirren. old bastid need to go home & brush that old ancient ass dog Lassie & chit :rollseyes:
missmiami says:
anybody have RAUNCHY WORK CHRISTMAS PARTY STORIES TO SHARE my job don’t have a Xmas party, Xmas bonus or darn secret santa. Ole HEFFA’S
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I didnt go to mine this year, I stayed at home and took a percocet instead
My daughter still believes in Santa
and my niece here’s me talking bout Santa and she be looking is Santa really coming for real. 
Even though she knows, its just something about Santa she stills wants to believe. She is 11 
But my mini is 6 
she believes in Santa, no harm
FayFayyyyyyyyyyy (hope ya enjoyed ya burrfff day)
Badda Boommmm
@MIAMI
I do all of that with my kids. We open stockings on xmas eve, have cocoa and sugar cookies and watch movies. We get up early on xmas day to open presents and we have more cookies and movies while we play with their new sht throughout the day.
My kids will have good memories of all the major holidays. I promised myself that.
But… I got a question, I bought the long straight real thick candy canes cause I got a pleasantly plump azz. You know like the ones ya granny use to give ya for killing a roach. What yall think about that?
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sounds like you want a peppermint enema
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
What the fugg, candy cane to kill raoches??? I can’t…
i am unable to can with ya bew
:NEWPOST: about king BEY
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Wow @keesh about the statement about kids being slow at 6 for still believing in Santa.
She e-took it back, or somethings along those lines
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HEre we go…IT was a joke because of my kids saying they dont beleive by the age of 6 or 7. Sorry if anyone was offended. Why yall get offended by the things I say and no one else. no fair no fair
WUT HIS DTTS
aint nobody here but me & the one agent that dont have no chirren. old bastid need to go home & brush that old ancient ass dog Lassie & chit :rollseyes:
Go tell him: Did you hear that dog barking?
I hear a dog barking. I know that’s a bark I am hearing.
And maybe his old ass will begin thinking about his dog
and get to getting! 
Yso
or were. I don’t feel I stole anything from them like innocence from being honest. They don’t/didn’t go around screamin ain’t no santa to people either. People believe in what they chose to believe in no harm no foul depending on what it is. I just always try to not lie to my kids for no reason. I asked them what they want and I try to give them at least one of the requested items other than that xmas is for eating, and sitting home watching movies..quality time with mom cause I get extra days off this time of year and visiting family we don’t see during the year
My kids never believed in Santa when they were young and when asked I told them the truth I don’t think they are damaged by it
sorry so long
I was skimming thru the comments and went back to read. Sawwy @KEESH
@SAM
I feel and do the same.
I just think it’s insulting to call a parent selfish for not teaching their kids to believe in Santa. You can spin it and say that you’re not being judgmental but that is judgmental language. Actually having kids changes one’s perspective on a lot of things. That’s all I have left to say about it.
I wish I might. I’m hardly ever on FB as is. They better do something to justify that failing stock still being priced in the 20’s per share.