The Carters responded to the many pleas from Beyonce fans for a new photo of their daughter, Blue Ivy. Jay Z posted a darker version of this image of Blue Ivy tearing up a pack UNO cards on his Life+Times blog today — one day after Blue Ivy turned 1. I lightened the photo so you can see a little detail of the infant as she sits alone at a massive table with a serene ocean view and infinity pool backdrop. Playing cards litter the floor to her left. Don’t you just want to pinch her chubby cheeks?
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Too cute
Can’t see nothing though. But I love the babies when they are this age. They get into everything
Awweeee
They kill me with these obscure photos.
Ain’t NO baby that important or has ever been THAT important…ceptin Baby Jesus.
Usin a baby to keep tongues waggin and stay relevant
Chile boo!
Adorable.
I can’t see shat
blu got it made. rich, affluent parents, comfortable exotic surrounding..must be nice!
Awwww
Happy Belated Bday Blue!
Is she writing a song for Bey?
Too cute! :2dance:
EB says:
I can’t see shat
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Me either, but we can pretend.
blue ivy being a baby, how cute!
You know how the FICA taxes increased by 2% right? 1/11 is our first pay for year but, they decided (which they’re allowed to by law)no to enact this until 2/15 so essentially my 2/15 pay check will reflect not ONLY a health insurance increase but, a retroactive FICA tax increase……now why they wannao and do that!!!??? 
<~~~ me job hunting (the straw finally broke the camal's back)
Loving that view!!!
<—- really sipping Mai Thai by the pool
awwwww *squeals*
This blurry shyt here!!! Anyways…I’mma pour out a glass of ice water for Kinky!!!!! She done got herself
Those don't look like no Uno cards.
Don’t you just want to pinch her chubby cheeks?
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yeah if i could see her cheeks to tell if they were chubby!
WAIT
no shun @cougar but, affluent goes hand in hand with being educated and wealthy. They are “rich” and talented. difference… yes?
@Whang, that dog got on a tam!
prynsexxx says:
Is she writing a song for Bey
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cute pic though but these mofos kill me always trying to hide this damn kid with these blury azz photos and back of the head shots, alla Micheal Jackson
That write up cracked me up Sandy… Something about that “tearing up a packing of UNO cards”
Hewwo peeps….I’m phone posting and u knowwww how annoying THAT shyt is… Ugh
I’m about to roll thru OHIO…
Don’t you just want to pinch her chubby cheeks?
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I know they chubby but he know we cant see that chit
SN: Glad Jay did it and not Bey. Whew. :eyeroll:
prynsexxx says:
Is she writing a song for Bey?
Too cute!
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mzwhang90210 says:
They kill me with these obscure photos.
Ain’t NO baby that important or has ever been THAT important…ceptin Baby Jesus.
Usin a baby to keep tongues waggin and stay relevant
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I am hoping they are not doing that. But I thought what MJ did was pretty smart and actually made plenty of sense. But honestly Beyonce or Jayz are in no way close to all them damn fans MJ Had. He hid his kids because he wanted his children to be able to play freely when he wasn’t around them. That way people wouldn’t bomb rush them in the park while they were playing. Pretty damn genius I think. Considering this man couln’t even walk anywhere on the street by himself or even 1 or 2 body gaurds, this man needed a damn mini army
@Miany
we got the SAME email YESTERDAY. It increases from 4.2 percent to 6.2 percent.
I ain’t gone NEVER retire. 
:wave: Hey Bad roll on through gal…be safe!
Is she writing a song for Bey?
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lmaoooooooo
Diva says:
This blurry shyt here!!! Anyways…I’mma pour out a glass of ice water for Kinky!!!!! She done got herself
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<–really sprite and ciroc
Ice water? Yes. Please don’t pour out that good wine for that.
Diva says:
@Whang, that dog got on a tam!
Only in America!
#icantseethough 
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Be careful! And keep checking in 
Boygah
I filled out my newbie packet. Better late than never.
MALE/FEMALE: I’m all woman baby.
AGE: Forever 21 (in MY mind)
LOCATION: NC…919 Muthafawkas :wave:
FAVORITE POSITION: Never met a position I didnt like
SWALLOW/SPIT: Spitters are quitters.
SINGLE OR CHAINED: Ummm…next question.
STRAIGHT/GAY/BOTH: Straight.
DO YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS: Umm..next question
DO YOU LICK ASS: I pay good money for my contacts…I dont want the pank eye
Doggy’s wearin her Kenya crown!
Kinky got banned? Yesterday? or did she come back 2day and get banned?
#boredjustaskin
Beautiful….. Background.
Affluent..
.. Having a great deal of money..wealthy.
Sooo…am I the only one who sees this Christian Mingle dot com add
I wonder if Blue has any playmates?
Big ol 1 year old….
I’m so tired of these blurry azz pics
Where is Razzle?
prynsexxx says:
Is she writing a song for Bey?
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It does look like she’s writing a song.
Bah-Kah
in spirit baby!
Why is Ohio capitalized tho?
Milky says:
Don’t you just want to pinch her chubby cheeks?
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yeah if i could see her cheeks to tell if they were chubby
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I died 3x
that outside view looks so serene…can’t comment on what I don’t see though
hissssssssssssssssssssssssy poooooooh! *runs to you*
DO YOU LICK ASS: I pay good money for my contacts…I dont want the pank eye
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BAAAAAAAD!!!
You on da road huh? Safe travels baby girl!!!
@Bad
How are you? I heard about your ER visit. Did the nurses and docs take care of you? I put in a word with my “konecks” (<— short for enviromental services aka janitors) to take good care of you. I see that Shug Avery pee in your IV helped, no?
Is she writing a song for Bey?
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I hope not.
If her mom tried to steal “Silent Night”…
*wanders off*
@Miany
yeah, my check was smaller too. Thanks OBAMA!!! Funny how the “middle class” was not suppose to see an increase in taxes. I filled out a form to decrease my percentage in 401K contributions to offset so, I’m cool but, I knew not to drink that kool-aid. You can’t fu*k with the people writing the checks! They are just going to pass the cuts down to us. ggrrrrrr.
Awwww Blur is at that age where u know she is just a handful lol. Wit those cute fat cheeks cuz thats all i can make out.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
u!!
I am hoping they are not doing that. But I thought what MJ did was pretty smart and actually made plenty of sense. But honestly Beyonce or Jayz are in no way close to all them damn fans MJ Had. He hid his kids because he wanted his children to be able to play freely when he wasn’t around them. That way people wouldn’t bomb rush them in the park while they were playing. Pretty damn genius I think. Considering this man couln’t even walk anywhere on the street by himself or even 1 or 2 body gaurds, this man needed a damn mini army
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And THIS is why I
Oh I totally understood MJ’s concerns.
But Frick & Frack..& their publicity stunts w/this baby?
Miany says:
You know how the FICA taxes increased by 2% right? 1/11 is our first pay for year but, they decided (which they’re allowed to by law)no to enact this until 2/15 so essentially my 2/15 pay check will reflect not ONLY a health insurance increase but, a retroactive FICA tax increase……now why they wannao and do that!!!???
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I tried to warn y’all. The best you can hope for is that the next president repeals Obamacare.
Oh there you are
I saw you were asking about Whipfinity. You can ask anyone on here for their feedback 
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Why are people so thirsty to lay eyes on this child? As crazy as people are, I would keep her hidden as much as possible too.
“Don’t you just want to pinch her chubby cheeks?”
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I can’t see her cheeks, so idk. Can’t we just get one clear picture of this child? My gracious.
@readingisfundemental
well judging by what some people consider affluent, education matters to who it matters to. in my dealings with it, seems to be more about power, and wealth. some of those educated ones who are “affluent” are not wealthy, and barely making more than 50k a year. It’s more in their minds if you ask me.
But I thought what MJ did was pretty smart and actually made plenty of sense.
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We are among more sensible Bey haters here. But if you venture outta this blog, this baby got death threats and folks stay claiming her parents worship satan and that she might be satan’s daughter.
They deserve a little paranoia to match the public’s IMO
Nakeya_j says:
Diva says:
This blurry shyt here!!! Anyways…I’mma pour out a glass of ice water for Kinky!!!!! She done got herself
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Ice water? Yes. Please don’t pour out that good wine for that. <–really sprite and ciroc
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Naw can't pour out my good shyt for Kanky……not in this life
This blurry shyt here!!! Anyways…I’mma pour out a glass of ice water for Kinky!!!!! She done got herself
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Did she get banned i thought she just decided not to log on for a while?
yeah u betta not be poing no wine or likur out for anyone..
The Wind by Conya Doss
Enjoy your shine BABY b/c when baby Kimye comes, the media gon’ be like.. Blue who?….
Jackson and Divurr
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:obama: #priorities
I meant blue not BLUR but blur is fitting too. No?
SINGLE OR CHAINED: Ummm…next question.
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I would have quoted a famous line from one of the “FOB” or silly E. Badu and say “situation”….if THAT’S the case.
Everybody knows she look like Jay Z…well the picture I saw of her side profile…resembled Jay
Why are people so thirsty to lay eyes on this child?
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So they can verify whether or not she looks like her father. Cause you knw she would be the first baby in history to look like her parents.
Its their baby. They dont have to share her with us. Or anybody.
Not even the Latina lady who birthed her (according to some I have read)
Affluent means Wealthy. End of story. I bean teaching these “college words” to the lil one for the past yr
Sandra
:obama:
Wait a minute… (squints)….ya’ll sure that ain’t Kevin Hart visiting over they house?
nice background
Enjoy your shine BABY b/c when baby Kimye comes, the media gon’ be like.. Blue who?….
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Yep. They after the shine. Saw their baby on the cover of…
Oh wait. 
Yep. MJ may have failed at several things in the daddy department but keeping his kids out of the spotlight was the main thing he did right. Oh, and not giving Joe any real access to them.
But Frick & Frack..& their publicity stunts w/this baby?
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Right. No offence to the Bey stans, but why even put out a picture if you don’t want ppl to really see the baby? What’s the point. Just don’t put the pictures out then. JMO
Well didn’t we see Blue’s face already?
I love when babies get to the active stage (6 mos to 2 years) they are full of character
Awwww I bet the baby is cute
Not even the Latina lady who birthed her (according to some I have read)
i thought she just decided not to log on for a while
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NaijaGal says: that outside view looks so serene…
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:nod: Would love to practice transcendental meditation right in front of that spot.
Shay_OH says:
Wait a minute… (squints)….ya’ll sure that ain’t Kevin Hart visiting over they house?
ok cool. no dictionary.com here, I was just wondering because I always thought affluent meant more than rich. Like the difference between rich and wealthy. no biggie.
Who is Kinky?
Kingbew!!
Oldskool
*poots broccoli on Prynn*
Who Dat says:
Its their baby. They dont have to share her with us. Or anybody.
Not even the Latina lady who birthed her (according to some I have read)
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anybody on here use satin sheets? gimme the low down! are they slippery? Do they slide? Can you wipe up bodily fluids easily or must one wash/change sheets daily?
RIF is that you in your new gravi??
I just want to comb her hair and put some ribbons and barrettes on the little pigtails!
I am not down with the Zahara Jolie-Pitt bed-head hairstyle!
Aww, she tearing shiit up already…and y’all thought that baby was slow. Gone Blue IV, tear it up girl!
prynsexxx says:
Is she writing a song for Bey?
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No. One of her ‘open letters’
I love Kevin Hart’s IG..he gets funnier and funnier to me.
No dictionary . com here neither
Buterrrum Affluent/Wealthy > Rich #throughamathsigninthereforyew
My thing, totally get the hiding ya kids stuff, but to tease fans at first with all the candid pics, then nothing but blurry pics from that point does scream a little thirst Mzwhang
I agree. MJ hid his off top pretty damn smart 
SINGLE OR CHAINED: Ummm…next question.
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I would have quoted a famous line from one of the “FOB” or silly E. Badu and say “situation”….if THAT’S the case.
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Well… since I am legally separated…I aint technically single
Dat dude
Dat nukka
A nukka.
New New
Potential
New talent.
Or a simple…yes I am currently fuggin.
Awww I like babies!!
My mother is asking about grandchildren
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Kingstonnnnnnn
Whew. 
@SIS
No. That’s Brown.
:stop: NOBODY answer #85
about the paycheck increase, I’ll be cool about Obama’s priorities when he gets these crack heads, illegals and lazy mofo’s off of my tax dollar before he starts decreasing my pay.
@OTB. yes, maybe now I can be myself and not some former “brown” poster or my other cousin in lip sharing “SAM” that I’m confused with at times.
@Bad, some poster that was calling Sandra’s Roses vultures and she told they azz off about tryna get her banned
she got banned yesterday or today from that default gravi I see……… :wave: hey Kinky4AGirl
@Caramel
They slide and they hold “spots”…….like slobber spots.
But they will keep your hair follicles intact.
No. One of her ‘open letters’
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Yall slayiing today
YSO
gggrrrrrrr lol
ReadingIsFundamental says:
Like the difference between rich and wealthy. no biggie.
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Rich: You have millions but no sound investments. Therefore, you work paycheck to bounced check to paycheck just like us regular folks!
Wealthy: You play golf all day and earn $17,000 per minute!
No. That’s Brown.
@OTB
Yesss Yessss…I’m diggin that Jill Scott “Whenever You’re Around” making me get all tingly and thangs…I play the eletric bass and it makes me wanna get to strumming and humming
DoNotDeleteMe says:
I just want to comb her hair and put some ribbons and barrettes on the little pigtails!
I am not down with the Zahara Jolie-Pitt bed-head hairstyle!
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Lord Jesus
My daughter stayed combed even when she rubb her lil hair out in the back of her head. I braided around that bald spot, had her lil bows and all 
Nakeya_j says:
But Frick & Frack..& their publicity stunts w/this baby?
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Right. No offence to the Bey stans, but why even put out a picture if you don’t want ppl to really see the baby? What’s the point. Just don’t put the pictures out then. JMO <—
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You rangg??
Sorry @DTTS we posted at almost the same time.
:wave: ya’ll know I
me some linens!!!!!! Should I answer KENYA 
yes, maybe now I can be myself and not some former “brown” poster or my other cousin in lip sharing “SAM” that I’m confused with at times.
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Did they photoshop your gap too.. j/k :hehehe:
people keep saying they are using their baby as an accessory and to garner attention. They got enough of that on their own. Why can’t they just be proud parents just like all the parents in the world who love to show off their baby? I know i loved to show my 2 off
JMO says:
Nakeya_j says:
But Frick & Frack..& their publicity stunts w/this baby?
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Right. No offence to the Bey stans, but why even put out a picture if you don’t want ppl to really see the baby? What’s the point. Just don’t put the pictures out then. JMO <—
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You rangg??
lol oops. I should of said IMO. lol. Well since your already here have a drink
@ otb
@Divurrr …not Kanky tho
@OTB #57..get out!!! Lawd I ain’t kno all that!
@Yso…#54 cuz…they were such publicity whores announcing the (alleged) pregnancy…during….now they want secrecy??? Least that’s MY reason.
@Nakey #75…yup yup!
Ugh. I keep commenting on this dude Fb status…and getting nothing. If this fewl dont take the damn hint!
@prynsexxx, thanks hun!
Prynn, we coulda got a Real Good Laugh outta that one yo!
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Jmo, send me a pic of your thigh or some ish!
OutsidetheBox says:
No. One of her ‘open letters’
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Yall slayiing today
Sawwy, OTB 
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BAD ‘FLU
so happy to see your font…safe travels
@whang….faserious Lawd Kanky GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I understand bey wanting to protect her baby at all costs. Ppl r crazy n hate her for no damned reason. However i dont get exactly HOW hiding her face is protecting her. God forbid some sicko tried something crazy would they really NEED to know how she looks or would they simply be able to identify her based on her being with her family???? Or looking just like jay? I mean a person would know who she is just by default….i think so anyway. I DO think its interesting that we see all types of pics of her nephew tho….but then again he looks like a knowles n from wat i can see blue looks more like a carter.
Lawd I ain’t kno all that!
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Stans get a bad rap and ppl always like they go so hard.. but really. The other side…they do more than enough.
otbbbbbbbb
@dtts didnt plan on it. I thought it was a joke or sumthin! #85 REALLY!!!!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
My thing, totally get the hiding ya kids stuff, but to tease fans at first with all the candid pics, then nothing but blurry pics from that point does scream a little thirst Mzwhang I agree. MJ hid his off top pretty damn smart
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So you think it was a tease? OR they TRIED to share pics and then some folks didn’t have no “ackrite” bout they self and POSSIBLY started sending death threats or what have you. So to satisfy the “masses” they give us a lil bit of BOTH. A glimpse but not a peek. Did MJ not hang Blanket’s ass over a balcony then snatched his ass back?
Sawwy, OTB
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Dont be. :fistbump: So often the Bey quips aint eben funny. Tots appreciate the funnies.
ummm, And I swear I am not trying to sound all shady or rude, but correct me if I am wrong, but regardless of the material of the sheets, if you get some fluid from your body on them (not really including your drool), don’t you change them anyway?
Caramel Cutie says:
anybody on here use satin sheets? gimme the low down! are they slippery? Do they slide? Can you wipe up bodily fluids easily or must one wash/change sheets daily?
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don’t like satin sheets…too slippery
OTB
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Fam, ok, lemme make sure it’ll all fit in the picture
@Aint
We DO see pics of her nephew b/c he’s not HER child AND his mother is NOT Beyonce. IJS LOL
I still wonder what Monique’s twins look like. she has never posted pics
*eats a crayon*
but then again he looks like a knowles n from wat i can see blue looks more like a carter.
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Shoulda just put that at the top…seems to be the point you were making.. IMO Jules looks like his fine ass dad.. also a Knowles tho..he has Mathew’s and Solange’s long face/nose.
@Nakeya
YES but she asked about satin sheets.
LOL
Badda BOOM!
JMO
LOL @ DoNot Delete….right!
When tha $$$ works for you! Not vice-versa!
JMO says:
Fam, ok, lemme make sure it’ll all fit in the picture
On onr hand ppl are saying whats the big deal its just a baby. But at the same time if its no big deal n she is just a baby like any other baby then WHY do ppl care if she is put on display or not? The more ppl become obsessed with seeing her the more bey is obsessed wit trying to protect her. If ppl fell back she might feel comfortable enough to share her joy.just a thought.
I’ll wait to summer when Bey is walking around Soho with Blue
prynsexxx says:
Did MJ not hang Blanket’s ass over a balcony then snatched his ass back?
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Had that poor Baby kicking in mid-air like ‘Oh chit, I’m falling’
*wonders if Jmo’s gonna sing
‘s song* 
Caramel Cutie says:
anybody on here use satin sheets? gimme the low down! are they slippery? Do they slide? Can you wipe up bodily fluids easily or must one wash/change sheets daily?
^^^^ I have a black set. It’s soft to the touch not slippery to the point where u slide (grip the sheets when ur in certain positions). I always wash/change after activities but, that’s just my practice.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*eats a crayon*
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So to satisfy the “masses” they give us a lil bit of BOTH. A glimpse but not a peek.
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Chit Sandra said the baby was retarded. I just wouldnt be in a hurry either for folks to dissect.
prynsexxx says:
@Nakeya
YES but she asked about satin sheets. LOL
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No I got a little confused because she said “Can you wipe up bodily fluids easily or must one wash/change sheets daily?” and I was thinking wipe them up? Uhh you just dont snatch them off the bed? I’m sorry.
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Girrlll dont mind me.
#hadtobethere Bey thread earlier. Talks of photoshopped thigh gaps.
I always wash/change after activities but, that’s just my practice.
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*deep throaK clearing*
I’ll wait to summer when Bey is walking around Soho with Blue
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OutsidetheBox says:
Chit Sandra said the baby was retarded. I just wouldnt be in a hurry either for folks to dissect.
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The darkened profile keeps folk from determining if the baby is ‘kinda downsy’….
#TooFar?
bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh *DIES* @ nakeya
*flips this post*
WE AIN’T TALMBOUT BOUT SHEETS AGANE! 
@ Kinky,
If you are out there, please know that I feel your pain. I understand your struggle. I know your hurt. I really feel that you were being sincere yesterday and these vultures and ol bitties on this here blog were picking at you.
It’s been my experience that people on this here blog are not friendly and do not welcome newcomers. It’s like they are protective of this here blog and don’t want anyone to take over. It’s like, we’re playing dodgeball or kickball or tag or mother may I or red rover and the new comers are the lil phat kids that get chosen last.
But AINT NOBODY gone run me off of this here blog, except the blogmaster if she deems it necessary. But I am here for you and please do not be ashamed to share you post! That is the point of this here blog and other blogs in the blogoshpere! Its a place where people can log in for a few hours out of the day and blog/font with people of similar interest OR constructively disagree about current events, world history etc…
I am here for you
K. Moe
OTB
oohhhh, no photoshop. my man made that gap all by himself… maybe why he took the pic in the first place.
heheheheheeeee
Well now. MJ was likely high off that heehee when he dangled Blanket off that balcony so that really isn’t the best example.
Nakeya says:
No I got a little confused because she said “Can you wipe up bodily fluids easily or must one wash/change sheets daily?” and I was thinking wipe them up?
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Girl I looked right on past that…you gotta realize, we dealing with “Kenya’s” looney ass.
K.Moe
otb, did you see the new shots from GQ?
@CARAMEL
YOU ain’t new either. Hush.
I have always maintained I have no issue paying higher taxes as long as the rich pay higher taxes as well. Our economy is all fugged up & if that means I gotta pay more, so be it. I’m just venting like we all do about things we can’t control.
Beyonce & Jay are keeping their baby to themselves. I’d do the same. People say Jay looks like a camel. What will they say once it’s confirmed that Blu is a spitting image of Jay???
Yso says:
MJ was likely high off that heehee
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RIP
I ain’t even read that shatt, just the end. Judge away
Otb that was NOT my main point. I personally dont see wat would change in the world if she decided to leak some pics. I dont see how it would change anybody’s life. Ppl say they dont care but really they just want to have something to talk about. I say let bey live. Shoot aint nobody on these blogs helping to raise blue so wat do they need to see her for besides gossip? Kids should be off limits.
Did MJ not hang Blanket’s ass over a balcony then snatched his ass back?
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But Mike was high as giraffe coochie durin them days tho
Sandra already blasted that Kinky was not new and had previous trouble making names. If she was truly new, I doubt Sandra would have hit the button on her/him
#TooFar?
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Not here.
Nothing is sacred. You know.
Serious…if she was downsy if Bey is such the attn seeker, wouldnt she be creating a dance craze and PSA for Downs?
Caramel says:
@ Kinky,
If you are out there
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@Nakeya….^^^^^^^^^ see what I’m tambout?
Miany says:
I have always maintained I have no issue paying higher taxes as long as the rich pay higher taxes as well. Our economy is all fugged up & if that means I gotta pay more, so be it. I’m just venting like we all do about things we can’t control.
I knew you were venting
That’s why I didn’t try to go and get all factual and ish with you 
Mine went up too=Check went down. I’m good though
* zooms in on ReadingisFundamental’s gravi *
ol bitties = old enuff to know to change them wet ass chits.
I bet you seat in the hoe seat too.
iono. these “teaser” pics are getting old. either show lil BluBlu or gnat
hey yaw!
<—clear pic of Blu
The tax increase has nothing to do with OBAMACARE just to set the record straight. The tax increase is a part of ATRA which is in detailed respective of the fiscal cliff talks that Obama had little to do with. If you make less than $250k you should be happy. The tax increase points for the top 3% is double the increase of normal tax payers. This is almost in agreement with the Buffett plan.
Everyone wants the economy to be fixed but not willing to do thier part!
But Mike was high as giraffe coochie durin them days tho
oohhhh, no photoshop. my man made that gap all by himself… maybe why he took the pic in the first place.
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:fistbump: Do your thang girl.
@Nakeya….^^^^^^^^^ see what I’m tambout?
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Yup. You are so right. smh.
173 is factual
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
JMO says:
Fam, ok, lemme make sure it’ll all fit in the picture
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I sent you a pic of me kickboxing…
You don't watch MTV Catfish right?
CoCoa
The Kang is near.
Nakeya_j says:
@Nakeya….^^^^^^^^^ see what I’m tambout?
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Yup. You are so right. smh.
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You playing with Prynn now?
@Kabyeyou
Can the druggies, lazies and illegals do their part and get off my tax dollar? -just wondering. my lazy ass sister and my doped up uncle are not worth my hard working dollars. #justsayin
Kids should be off limits.
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Only kids safe here are the Harris’
Gone with the wind crazy *TWIRLS OUTTA THIS POST*
Jmo
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Nakeya_j says:
@Nakeya….^^^^^^^^^ see what I’m tambout?
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Yup. You are so right. smh.
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You playing with Prynn now?
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@Nakeya_j –I was not talking about from sexual activities. I should have worded that differently. I just moved into a new house and I’m getting new furniture and bedding. I saw a cute satin sheet/comforter set @ Bed, BAth and Beyond on sale and was goign to get it but never had satin sheets before.
I dont have men at my house nor s e x in my bed.. I wash/change sheets once week, more often if necessary..
Thanks yall for the info on the satin sheets! I appreciate your opinions!
The only clear pic ive seen of Blue is the birth pic and these crazy mofo’s was probably sitting her pic right next to the Obama’s like thats there real family. People out here are weird af! Maybe the 1/2 ass pics are to give the fans just enough to quinch the thirst but not enough to enable the bat sh!t craziness people do.
I can see someone haveing a damn Blue Ivy shrine like area in their house somewhere
I’ve was welcomed on this blog from day 1! Well that’s a lie…actually I was ignored for awhile…till I made a joke about being igged…then I fell right in.
Now I’ll admit..I’ve seen folks “eyeroll” at..or challenge… folks’s comments, but that happens in real life too…
Seems to me..the problem lies with YOU and Kunky. Cuz iffen ur THAT sensitive…perhaps a padded room is a betta place for you not a blog. Least not THIS blog. #noshade
RIF, I am half republican too
Everyone wants the economy to be fixed but not willing to do thier part!
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*Mahalia Jackson voice* I wont complain
Noooo @YNG! Come back!
PUH-LEAZEEEE. 
who aint having sex in they bed?
‘blog star’ by any means necessary…any attention is better than no attetion…I learned that chit many fonts ago
oh yaw blind nah?!
i say what i had SAID was, was “HEY YAW”! AND
@Shay_OH:
Her playmate is Juelz, Son of Solo
<–druggie..
<—-lazy…
<–legal tho
Cuz iffen ur THAT sensitive…perhaps a padded room is a betta place for you not a blog. Least not THIS blog. #noshade
+1 <-shade
FAYLA!
oh yaw blind nah?!
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Your font..its raising my ear hair..
@DONTYEW
We are vultures and bittes that don’t play well with “new” folks. Or haven’t you heard?
Is that my FayFayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I got conf that my Whip is on it’s way!!
196
I bet you seat in the hoe seat too
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Hoe seat? explain? define?
Anyone ever been skiing?? Tips??
I go skiing this weekend
‘blog star’ by any means necessary…any attention is better than no attetion…I learned that chit many fonts ago
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OutsidetheBox says:
#TooFar?
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Not here.
Nothing is sacred. You know.
Serious…if she was downsy if Bey is such the attn seeker, wouldnt she be creating a dance craze and PSA for Downs?
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What would this ‘dance craze’ consist of?
Is drool involved?
JMO says:
Anyone ever been skiing?? Tips??
I go skiing this weekend
I been, but I didn’t ski
You may wanna do like I did 
Just look cute is my vote!
Hoe seat? explain? define?
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Yep.
Ask your BFF.
Well if Kinky wont Kinky and wont new…who was she?
Lord have MERCY I need an Excel spreadsheet to keep up with who is who…who you used to be 5 log-ins ago…who you are now that registration opened…who you had beef with…in other words…WHO DAT.
Today would have been my cousin’s 40th bday.Someone came into her house and beat her with the claw of a hammer and left her for dead with her 1 yr old baby in the house crying. Her bday is a very hard day for me. Pray for her daughter who has a 4.0 GPA,won the Bill Gates Millenioum award and will be on her way to Harvard on a full academic scholarship. We still don’t know who the killer is and this is what makes it harder. Say a prayer that after all this time this person is caught.
Thanks…
@JMO Ive been in the smoky mtns…there was no skiing. BUT I was soo cute #snowbunny #butifIfallitgetswet? #I’llwaitherebytheFYRE
mzwhang90210 says:
@Carmel.
I’ve was welcomed on this blog from day 1! Well that’s a lie…actually I was ignored for awhile…till I made a joke about being igged…then I fell right in.
Now I’ll admit..I’ve seen folks “eyeroll” at..or challenge… folks’s comments, but that happens in real life too…
Seems to me..the problem lies with YOU and Kunky. Cuz iffen ur THAT sensitive…perhaps a padded room is a betta place for you not a blog. Least not THIS blog. #noshade
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Real talk tho, I’ve seen yall (maybe not you personally) shade folks for seemingly no reason. I’m sure there are others who feel the same way but are afraid to speak out. Me? ion care? Im on here for a few hours for kicks and giggles, then I **twirls away!* No PADDED cell needed!!
Used in a sentence.
ION wanna sit in that hoe seat
cougar lover says:
who aint having sex in they bed?
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@CARAMEL
YOU ain’t new either. Hush.
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Yso have i tod i that i love u lately? Lol
@caramel i think its jus that some newbies come in n try to make an impression n go about it the wrong way n wen they get a certain reaction they play the victim. For example WHAT reaction fo u think you are going to get for jumping into something that had nothing yo do wit u n going out of ur way to insult people in the process? N wen u get that reaction are i going to blame it on being a newbie?
no shade either. Im not like that
Furthermore EVERYONE here was a newbie at some point…..so yeah as far as the rest of ur theory
What would this ‘dance craze’ consist of?
Is drool involved?
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Nail time! headed to the shop, I’ll let ya’ll know if I run in to KarateChop’s momma and get the scoop on what they think about them playing the black card.
JMO says:
Anyone ever been skiing?? Tips??
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The first time, you may have a hard time controlling your speed.
If you feel like you’re going too fast, fall to the side…
#Helpful
#LifeLongColoradoResident
KING
OTB
YSO
DTTS
Whangdang
i missedid yaw!!!
@ cocoa
bishh… let’s talk about your twitter bg. imma spank you! (right after i zoom in and put on my glasses)
If somebody dnt choke Kenya’s ass
Naijaaaa, Whang, Kdub, Fayyyy & Ysoooooo
Excuse the typos but u GET the damn point
OTB! Seriously!! What is a hoe seat?
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Today would have been my cousin’s 40th bday.Someone came into her house and beat her with the claw of a hammer and left her for dead with her 1 yr old baby in the house crying. Her bday is a very hard day for me. Pray for her daughter who has a 4.0 GPA,won the Bill Gates Millenioum award and will be on her way to Harvard on a full academic scholarship. We still don’t know who the killer is and this is what makes it harder. Say a prayer that after all this time this person is caught.
Thanks…
May GOD bless her beyond her imagination!
May she be surrounded by angels and may everything negative stay in the opposite direction of her. In the mighty mighty name of Jeseus. Amen
Bed, BAth and Beyond on sale
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K. Moe what is the thread count hunti?
Ok. Now I AM
Used in a sentence.
ION wanna sit in that hoe seat
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Stop being #helpful. Leave her in the dark ol bittie
dang..
i was a newbie like.. sht.. 3 years ago? 4 yrs? i know charles was still here
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Today would have been my cousin’s 40th bday.Someone came into her house and beat her with the claw of a hammer and left her for dead with her 1 yr old baby in the house crying. Her bday is a very hard day for me. Pray for her daughter who has a 4.0 GPA,won the Bill Gates Millenioum award and will be on her way to Harvard on a full academic scholarship. We still don’t know who the killer is and this is what makes it harder. Say a prayer that after all this time this person is caught.
Thanks…
we also have an unsolved murder in our fam. my mom’s sis
my condolences..
Anybody seen Brendans AWOL azz?
ABSOLUTELY @YNG
God Bless yall!
Can I be honest about the newbie/shade thing? I don’t really think it’s shade most of the time. This blog already had a thing going before ppl got here (including me) and when us new ppl come in and rub ppl the wrong way (yes I did that and that was wrong), you kind of bring the shade on yourself. No one is perfect, but shade does happen. On the blog and real life. But here, why take it personal?
Where theee fukcs my hug?
*driving through Ohio*
@ YOUR NAME HERE! What a terrible tragedy =(
Ditto DTTS’s prayer. That was an awesome protection prayer.
Anyone ever been skiing?? Tips??
I go skiing this weekend
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All I do is eat and drank mostly. And shop. If I am in Cherokee I gamble. Only time I actually do something is when snow tubing is an option.
have fun!
Hoe sit!!!
January 9, 2013 at 3:33 pm
209 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
JMO says:
Anyone ever been skiing?? Tips??
I go skiing this weekend
I been, but I didn’t ski You may wanna do like I did Just look cute is my vote!
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Black folks ski??? I saw an episode of "The Brady Bunch" yesterday, Alice was skiing in the backyard w/Hay.
OTB! Seriously!! What is a hoe seat?
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Ok ok *grumbles* Its the middle seat, Licorice. Nobody likes the hoe seat ok? Stay out of it.
Ky, you better give her more instructions. She kinda thinks she’s fit and ish
I could see it now! 
Jmo, take videos!
OutsidetheBox says:
Hoe sit!!!
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*Jesus
Shay
HIS!!
sup sweetie yaw still 
?
If I am in Cherokee I gamble. Only time I actually do something is when snow tubing is an option.
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:fistbump:
aint nobody got time for that-gotcha. Point taken
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237 Nakeya_j says:
Can I be honest about the newbie/shade thing? I don’t really think it’s shade most of the time. This blog already had a thing going before ppl got here (including me) and when us new ppl come in and rub ppl the wrong way (yes I did that and that was wrong), you kind of bring the shade on yourself. No one is perfect, but shade does happen. On the blog and real life. But here, why take it personal?
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Most say they were long time lurkers, shouldn’t they know us by now?
Beta!
thanks sug! what did u get? 
@Shay in Ohio…baybee if Progeria Petey in your gravi don’t stop looking at me like that…
Hey @Hissy and somebody who got coffee in their name. Who are you? Who was you 5 log in’s ago?
*lost*
Omg FAY FAY? Where? Its ME (native)
:hugs: oh how ive missed ur font
Black folks ski???
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In Tenne-Kee all the Blacks folks was round the fyre
It was some brave ones falling out there tho.
BAD!!
We had someone pretending to be a tender chicky nugget yesterday. We needed you.
Now, I blame MsDiva!
*flips the post agane* *rips some sheets*
Thanks Ky…
Now you other two just looking cute
<— smh
damn shame
kingstonn says:
dang..
i was a newbie like.. sht.. 3 years ago? 4 yrs? i know charles was still here
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I’ve been lurking around here about that long, too….would only comment very sparingly & was mostly ignored, but never took it personally. But it WAS a much tougher room, so to speak, back in those days. And SR was always breaking up “cliques”…
Most say they were long time lurkers, shouldn’t they know us by now?
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LAWD! or how to use emoticons and change their gravi’s.
250 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Anna
The Brady Bunch
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I didn't remember them talking about "step mom/step dad in the earlier episodes.
Anna says:
January 9, 2013 at 3:33 pm
209 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
JMO says:
Anyone ever been skiing?? Tips??
I go skiing this weekend
I been, but I didn’t ski You may wanna do like I did Just look cute is my vote!
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Black folks ski??? I saw an episode of "The Brady Bunch" yesterday, Alice was skiing in the backyard w/Hay.
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Yes ……… "Anna"
I went sky diving last year too
Progeria Petey
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I went sky diving last year too
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I told yall she thinks she’s fit and ish
Fayla I got Candy cane
Nakeya_j says:
Can I be honest about the newbie/shade thing? I don’t really think it’s shade most of the time. This blog already had a thing going before ppl got here (including me) and when us new ppl come in and rub ppl the wrong way (yes I did that and that was wrong), you kind of bring the shade on yourself. No one is perfect, but shade does happen. On the blog and real life. But here, why take it personal?
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I get that. I’ve been shaded sooo much that it doesnt even hurt anymore. Believe it or not, on this blog is pretty much how I am in real life and I just dont like to see people mistreated or bullied. That’s all and I felt like Kinky was. That’s all. Nothing personal on my end but the way she stormed outta here was emotional and heartfelt. I think.
Me neither Anna
@Gyp Sorry to read about your cousin.
to you! GREATTTTTTTTT news on her daughter tho.
@Carmel….I understand what you’re sayin. But listen…u came IN…accusin folks of being jelly of u and all of that. Antagonizing and stuff..
Iono if u were kidding or not..but NOBODY knew u…so folks may have taken it the wrong way. But from what I saw…nobody just lunged at ur font and started attacking. If they did…I didn’t see it.
As far as Kunky goes…I saw folks being cordial and answering her (many) questions. Then somebody JOKED that question time was ova & she became defensive IMMEDIATELY.
IMO both of you seemed to go out of your way to get attention and it didn’t seem to matter if the attention was negative or not. Y’all just needed it…soo u got it. EOS.
I’m not tryin to be mean…so I hope u don’t take it as such.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Ky, you better give her more instructions. She kinda thinks she’s fit and ish I could see it now!
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She'll know what to do…self preservation will take over when she sees that tree coming up faster than a muhphucka
You may wanna wear a helmet, JMO, for your cherry poppin'. Seriously not trying to be funny…so many peopl die of tree-skull contact here it ain't funny….
Not a 'downsy' helmet…just a regular helmet will do
Can yall newbies take it downstairs?
Who Dat says:
@Shay in Ohio…baybee if Progeria Petey in your gravi don’t stop looking at me like that
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Native!!!
________________
<—the phone call i obv missed #hhmph
#scandalized
DTTS
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OTB i'm blowin yo fone up tuh-marra night
@ Diva, I’ve seen the 250 and 600 thread count under the 100 but they are printed fabrics.
OTB, oh. I get it. nah I dont sit there.. nope. its wet
:praying: for u Gyps God bless her daughter. She is definitely watching over her. This world can be so cruel :hugs:
I’ve been shaded sooo much that it doesnt even hurt anymore. Believe it or not, on this blog is pretty much how I am in real life and I just dont like to see people mistreated or bullied.
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girl, are you serious?
i’ve never fonted to you and the first thing you fonted to me was “Kensington, pretty gravi!” and you’re wondering why you were shaded? completely misspelling my screenname wrong and then adding a backhanded compliment?
chile…
Most say they were long time lurkers, shouldn’t they know us by now? yup
Black folks ski???
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We have a Black Ski club here
@NOTFAYLA
Welcome back. Again.
kingstonn says:
Most say they were long time lurkers, shouldn’t they know us by now?
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LAWD! or how to use emoticons and change their gravi’s.
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I still don’t know how to change my Gravi. It took me forever to learn to say :stop:
She’ll know what to do…self preservation will take over when she sees that tree coming up faster than a muhphucka
YEW see this here WhipperSnapper
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Ky, I got five bucks she does some new sport while she’s there!
Ok. I see everyone shouting out Fayla. Where are you, Woman?
Gypsy, praying for your strength today and everyday
Beta u know the funny thing for me? i fall in & out of lubb with scents. right now lavender is my fave
but that will change..AGANE..that’s why i created the diff ones, chit i get tired of stuff quickly
Caramel Cutie says:
@ Diva, I’ve seen the 250 and 600 thread count under the 100 but they are printed fabrics.
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Don’t buy any sheets under 600 thread count #helpful
DTTS
<—the phone call i obv missed #hhmph
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Kingstonn done put on her spectacles and pulled the transcripts 
Oh Snappp
KyCakes says:
Black folks ski???
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We have a Black Ski club here
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I have never tried it but it looks like fun. Is it hard?
@ Doesn’t Talk To Strangers
KY
sup sessy?
hey Anna!
mzwhang90210-wow really? attention seeking? on a blog? nah I’m just me! I halfway post on here! I had my login for 6 months or so before I actually posted and when I did post it was in defense of Kenya whom I am very passionate about!! As you may have noticed. That’s how this started.
I am just a bubbly person and mostly I am on here asking real life questions for advice that I really need whereas it’s easier to get an answer from people you dont know and cannot judge you (ie my ex manfriend issues..)No offense taken!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Can yall newbies take it downstairs?
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I tried changing my name, being more low key; less “confrontational”. But many of you sniffed me out after a couple of days and I gave it up.
I am me. For better or worse.
@
How u prayin in 229…then comes #238 tho??
@JMO…that’s something I long to do (skydiving)
Were u scared? Was it thrilling?
@dontyewbemad :wave:
Cawfee is Fayla?
@Pryn… HEP ME keep track..
Who Dat says:
@Shay in Ohio…baybee if Progeria Petey in your gravi don’t stop looking at me like that…
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*whispers* Ky, she is drinking coffee…
what’s shade? who’s throwing it? n why?
Fukk it. Bout to gone head and inbox ole boy
2013 done produced my thirst.. 
@fay fay i be good even better now that u is here
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Today would have been my cousin’s 40th bday.Someone came into her house and beat her with the claw of a hammer and left her for dead with her 1 yr old baby in the house crying. Her bday is a very hard day for me. Pray for her daughter who has a 4.0 GPA,won the Bill Gates Millenioum award and will be on her way to Harvard on a full academic scholarship. We still don’t know who the killer is and this is what makes it harder. Say a prayer that after all this time this person is caught.
Thanks…
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How horrible for your cousin, but thank God
her daughter survived is doing so well!!
FAYLA!!! How yu doing gal?? Mi neva know dat wuz you!!! You wuz MIA and I was worried, glad to see your beautiful energy around here
But many of you sniffed me out after a couple of days and I gave it up.
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We is smaht kind and everythang.
@Gyp gave me the sads but I have hope they catch who did it too.
my 3y/o school bus is sn hour late n im over here having a freaking panic attack
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Oh no! I would be too!! Can’t play with ppls babies. What did the school or bus ppl say about why so late?
mzwhang90210 says:
@
How u prayin in 229…then comes #238 tho??
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Same way I pray(in my head) when I got a blunt in my hand djm. If the spirit is there-I Pray 
Nakeya_j says:
KyCakes says:
Black folks ski???
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We have a Black Ski club here
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I have never tried it but it looks like fun. Is it hard?
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I would suggest lessons if you haven’t done it before. You ahave to learn how to fall so you don’t break a leg…
The first time I went skiing, it took me three hours to get down a green mtn (the easiest ones)
277 KyCakes says:
Black folks ski???
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We have a Black Ski club here
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I belong to a motorcycle club, but don’t have a motorcycle. Once again, do black folks ski, or go to look cute?
Call the school 300.
Ask why the delay.
@Carmel…gotcha
And if I can admit on here that I had sex with a tree…and take all that was thrown at me as a result and still be here…u and Kunky will be alright too!!
ysoserious says:
I tried changing my name, being more low key; less “confrontational”. But many of you sniffed me out after a couple of days and I gave it up.
I am me. For better or worse.
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You were the easiest to figure out
am me. For better or worse.
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Thats why we luh yew
Dont gooooooooooo changing…we luh you jussssssssssst the way you arrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*whispers* Ky, she is drinking coffee…
Thanks, DTTS
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I would suggest lessons if you haven’t done it before. You ahave to learn how to fall so you don’t break a leg…
^^^^
Ya hear that WhipperSnapper?
And you can be limping downtown, you’ll get ran over, so listen to Ky
Hi there Fayla aka iWhip aka
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Can yall newbies take it downstairs?
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I'm staying up here wit ya'll
So the bus company says theyre stuck in traffic due to an oil spill! Dont they think parents would want to know that? I mean is thay not the purpose of me giving my contact info? I HATE incompetence
Praying for and your family Gyp… I had McDonalds for lunch amd my heart is burning
@kingstonn -AND I apologized to you and you said keep yo’ fonky apology, or something of that nature!
@Diva, really? Egyptian cotton only for you?! 800 is what my mom uses but um.. yea, not that serious for me! I’ll settle for the 400 or 600!
*hides the 64 pack of Crayolas*
Dont gooooooooooo changing…we luh you jussssssssssst the way you arrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee
Drinking before skiing? yay or nay?
Its about 20-25 of my family members going and we all bringing liquor
#recipefordisaster
I love how private Beyonce and JayZ are. Just wait until Kanye and Kim start throwing that baby down our throats…geesh
{{{FACTORY BULLHORN}}}
stop gettin smart w/ya little snippy replies. I ain’t no newbie…I suggest u settle down!
@Anna if you’re fake with your chit, yeah, you’ll go to look cute, but Colorado is a outdoorsy, sport lovers State…
Diva says:
*hides the 64 pack of Crayolas*
*finds them and eats them ALL*
Shay
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JMO says:
Drinking before skiing? yay or nay?
Its about 20-25 of my family members going and we all bringing liquor #recipefordisaster
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Somebody gonna be fighting…
JMO says:
Drinking before skiing? yay or nay?
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Nay. The altitude will intensify your drunkenness and you’ll lose equilibrium on the mountain….
Now afterwards?
That’s right. Whang IS the tree-fcker. And folks were getting touchy about being call ass-eaters. As you can see, it could be worse.
*anxious* I shouldnt have obeyed the thirst. *twists mouf* *taps foot*
Caramel Cutie says:
@kingstonn -AND I apologized to you and you said keep yo’ fonky apology, or something of that nature!
@Diva, really? Egyptian cotton only for you?! 800 is what my mom uses but um.. yea, not that serious for me! I’ll settle for the 400 or 600!
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Really…..and that’s for my guest bedroom. I sleep on 1000 ct. djm
mzwhang90210 says:
{{{FACTORY BULLHORN}}}
stop gettin smart w/ya little snippy replies. I ain’t no newbie…I suggest u settle down!
But, what’d I say?
AND “SETTLE DOWN” is mine! You thief!
You been hanging with that dern Shay, I just know it! 
OutsidetheBox says:
2013 done produced my thirst..
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Memba whatchu tole me? practice what you preach sister!!
Dammit, @YSO
Yes. Cause tree phucking is so much worse that ass eating….
#ICan’t
Fam, we start moving downtown next week. I’m not ready
You, dimpz, and our other friend have that “downtown power walk”. Yall disappeared on my azz last time.
I was at the corner like
Whew now that i csn breathe again i can
…..”high as giraffe puzzay” n again “dead”
ysoserious says: That’s right. Whang IS the tree-fcker. And folks were getting touchy about being call ass-eaters. As you can see, it could be worse.
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mzwhang90210 says:
@Carmel…gotcha
And if I can admit on here that I had sex with a tree
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Details?
Nay. The altitude will intensify your drunkenness and you’ll lose equilibrium on the mountain….
:stop: DO NOT tell this this Jmo!
*than
Who Dat says:
Cawfee is Fayla?
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YSO u know we are forensic with fonts round hurr
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Yardie!!
JMO says:
Drinking before skiing? yay or nay?
Its about 20-25 of my family members going and we all bringing liquor #recipefordisaster
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faserious
No drinking up high!
Ok Ky
ysoserious says:
That’s right. Whang IS the tree-fcker. And folks were getting touchy about being call ass-eaters. As you can see, it could be worse.
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I’d think I’d rather have a splinter in my Narnia,than a ring of chit around my mouth….
#Preferances
JMO says:
Fam, we start moving downtown next week. I’m not ready
You, dimpz, and our other friend have that “downtown power walk”. Yall disappeared on my azz last time.
I was at the corner like
Like POOF
#yougottauseyourshoulderswhileyouwalk #helpful
Memba whatchu tole me? practice what you preach sister!!
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*your Pastor’s font* Do as I say, not as I do..
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
Today would have been my cousin’s 40th bday.Someone came into her house and beat her with the claw of a hammer and left her for dead with her 1 yr old baby in the house crying. Her bday is a very hard day for me. Pray for her daughter who has a 4.0 GPA,won the Bill Gates Millenioum award and will be on her way to Harvard on a full academic scholarship. We still don’t know who the killer is and this is what makes it harder. Say a prayer that after all this time this person is caught.
Thanks…
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Looks like her mom has been her Guardian Angel, watching over her little girl. Congrats, on what she has accomplished. Praying they find the killer.
<———–glad I don't ski
@Diva! that’s nice. What does DJM mean?
Ms Whangz-werent you worried about splinters?
My co-worker called me cheap because I don’t want to pay $26 for an umbrella….am I wrong for not wanting to do that?!
a splinter in my Narnia
OutsidetheBox says:
*anxious* I shouldnt have obeyed the thirst.
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#NOTTheSpriteMotto
So the bus company says theyre stuck in traffic due to an oil spill! Dont they think parents would want to know that? I mean is thay not the purpose of me giving my contact info? I HATE incompetence
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They should have some sort of phone call or text alert system for shyt like that.
Some days I’m the silver lining. Some days I’m the cloud.
I’d think I’d rather have a splinter in my Narnia,than a ring of chit around my mouth….
#Preferances
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:stop: Waymin. Native have u called them???
I havent’ been able to post for like 2-3hrs.
Caramel Cutie says:
@Diva! that’s nice. What does DJM mean?
DJM= Dont Judge Me
It was probably a good umbrella. One that won’t break. I’d pay for it only because time has been my lesson.
Diva says:
<———–glad I don't ski
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You? Or June? Coulda sworn I seen June and her chirren Hillbilly skiing (tires and trucks)
Diva-Bo-Bee-va! :2dance: sup chica how u?
Your Narnia? Oh. My.
OutsidetheBox says:
Diva says:
<———–glad I don't ski
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You? Or June? Coulda sworn I seen June and her chirren Hillbilly skiing (tires and trucks)
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:stop: June's lard azz was a skiing?
MzDimplez1123 says:
I havent’ been able to post for like 2-3hrs.
New Girl. Shay stole your login?
#NOTTheSpriteMotto
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*hangs head in shame* *nods slowly*
JMO says:
Ok Ky
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But I will impart this bit of wisdom….
If you
do it coming down the mountain one day…You’ll be high for HOURS…
Me and a girlfriend did that coming from a resort town…I was higher than a giraffe’s ass…I ate, fell asleep, woke up and ate again and was STILL BLOWED AWAY….
DDTS says:
You been hanging with that dern Shay, I just know it!
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She was just borrowing it, just like I was just doing w/that sweater. Ya’ll didn’t need to call popo on me, either, BTW.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
It was probably a good umbrella. One that won’t break. I’d pay for it only because time has been my lesson.
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I had a real good totes one, and like a dummy, left it on the train one morning. Guess I will be spending that $26…
@ New Girl…Probably.
ysoserious says:
Your Narnia? Oh. My.
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dontyewbemadbew
says:
Diva-Bo-Bee-va! sup chica how u?
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oh my daughter is using the whip on the granddaughter and she 
it to death……
Hey mami, I’m doing the dayum thang!!! Good to see yo font!!!!!!! We missed yo azz and glad you returned to us!!
Who called POPO? Not I!
But I will impart this bit of wisdom….
If you do it coming down the mountain one day…You’ll be high for HOURS…
Me and a girlfriend did that coming from a resort town…I was higher than a giraffe’s ass…I ate, fell asleep, woke up and ate again and was STILL BLOWED AWAY….
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God I need to try that
I was looking into going to Colorado for a ski/spa retreat vacay for mahself..doing in sprite style
Its about 20-25 of my family members going and we all bringing liquor #recipefordisaster
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My sister is trying to institute a no/limited likka policy at Dub fam gatherings in 2013. Cause its ALWAYS some shyt. My aunt point blank told her azz “you must gonna count me and at least 4-5 of your other aunts and uncles out then…and whatchall gonna do about YALL MOMMA?”
You see how Shay plays along with being the thief of the blog? She didn’t get in her feelings and flounce off to cry in a corner. Take a lesson.
<—aint no snitch ass b!tch
((On the factory bullhorn))
Shay from OHIO we did not call the police though
I can’t see A dam thang,but WATER, Chile boo bye, so glad I don’t do these IDOL GODS, anyway
<<<< for the ones that want to come for me, and 
for erroneeesss else 
KyCakes says:
JMO says:
Drinking before skiing? yay or nay?
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Nay. The altitude will intensify your drunkenness and you’ll lose equilibrium on the mountain….
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Don’t do a “Sunny Bono”.
New Girl. Shay stole your login?
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Not me, that was another newbie.
Dimpz!
sup bew!?
OutsidetheBox says:
<—aint no snitch ass b!tch
Ky,
I’ll let some of my fam know.
I pass on grass.
Anna says:
KyCakes says:
JMO says:
Drinking before skiing? yay or nay?
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Nay. The altitude will intensify your drunkenness and you’ll lose equilibrium on the mountain….
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Don’t do a “Sunny Bono”.
Who Dat says:
Its about 20-25 of my family members going and we all bringing liquor #recipefordisaster
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My sister is trying to institute a no/limited likka policy at Dub fam gatherings in 2013. Cause its ALWAYS some shyt. My aunt point blank told her azz “you must gonna count me and at least 4-5 of your other aunts and uncles out then…and whatchall gonna do about YALL MOMMA?”
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FAY!
I’z am so happy to be reading your font lady. 
Don’t do a “Sunny Bono”.
just the thought of someone slamming into a tree..the visual is fukked up but funny as hail 
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I’m sorry but
Forgive me father you know my heart..
MzDimplez1123 says:
Who called POPO? Not I!
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Well, good, cuz ya’ll know I’m on papers.
I think I need to start heading out.. ready to get to them stamps.
Its wednesaday night and OTB is cooking <—chit b!tches with stamps say..
She didn’t get in her feelings and flounce off to cry in a corner
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Or twirl to the kona EITHER
@ Shay….:nono: That’s that shyt I don’t like.
Who calling 5-0?
YALL MOMMA?”
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How did YALL MOMMA enjoy the game Dubb?
Save me a plate pls and thx… One for Jmo too
@ Shaun…My mama trying hook me up with 150.00 for 100.00. I’m in my feelings about the Bytch she gone buy them from though. Plus on top of my paycut(taxes), Shooooooooooooot I may say fluck that Heaux.
Diva says:
Who calling 5-0?
*does the no no no with both hands*
Don’t do a “Sunny Bono”.
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That man lost his LIFE by slamming into a tree and you joke about it?
This is wronger than when I said Whit was propped ala Weekend At Bernies yo….
What is WRONG with yall?
Ok Pastor
@ Diva! No judgement here! If I could afford to sleep on $500 sheets, I would too!!!!
New Girl, if’n you’on want em from ‘the ho’, send that bish my way
*wrankles nose* Is that an up norf thing? Why they aint .50 to the dolla?
Fay did they tell you I was eating my whip on crackers?
Who Dat says:
Don’t do a “Sunny Bono”.
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That man lost his LIFE by slamming into a tree and you joke about it?
This is wronger than when I said Whit was propped ala Weekend At Bernies yo….
What is WRONG with yall?
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Butterummm, is it as Wrong as when I said that diddy was body-surfing Whitney’s body through the party?
#memories
Caramel Cutie says:
Ok Pastor
@ Diva! No judgement here! If I could afford to sleep on $500 sheets, I would too!!!!
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:stop: I ain’t pay no full price….I catch em when they on special. #lovesalinensale
400 + PLUS POST
I NEED A RECAP PLEASE AND THANK YOU!
This is wronger than when I said Whit was propped ala Weekend At Bernies yo….
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Nope! Nah sorry @Dubb. Whit warnt even cold! Sonny been dead. You da aint chit
That man lost his LIFE by slamming into a tree and you joke about it?
This is wronger than when I said Whit was propped ala Weekend At Bernies yo….
What is WRONG with yall?
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Fugg you yo Wknd at Bernies?! I HATE YOU!
OutsidetheBox says:
*wrankles nose* Is that an up norf thing? Why they aint .50 to the dolla?
:rollseyes: Girlllll, they are a trip!
Talking mad ish too! Like they worked for them and errthang! 
I lick it too! 
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OldSkool
@ Shaun…THEY USED TO BE! That’s another reason why i’m kinda like
but, .66 on a dollar is better than a dollar. No? 
^5 @JMO
Yall ain’t shyt about lmfaooooo body surfing I can’t!
Frenchie, HALF of this ish is about Sheets!
Who Dat says:
Don’t do a “Sunny Bono”.
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That man lost his LIFE by slamming into a tree and you joke about it?
This is wronger than when I said Whit was propped ala Weekend At Bernies yo….
What is WRONG with yall?
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Learn by example.
I just want them to be safe, and don’t do it.
Oldskool71 says:
Hey Dimpz!!!
Fay did they tell you I was eating my whip on crackers?
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faserious though
How did YALL MOMMA enjoy the game Dubb?
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She got noided out that it was Monday night, she was actually having fun, and that her bill for 3 watered down azz drinks on special was a whopping $15 @OTB. “I could be at HOME dranking my own bolla…out here dranking these drinks”
Her azz was gone WAY before halftime.
@DDTS bed sheets?????????
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Frenchie, HALF of this ish is about Sheets!
Sandramae post that new 24 piece comforter set that Tiny and Tip bought over the holidays. 
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Not just any sheets though….the high count quality ones
French KI$$E$ says:
@DDTS bed sheets?????????
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Yes Frenchie
*looks dead on at the Ring Leader, and Kenya n’ nem*
*eats a sheet*
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Yes Frenchie
*looks dead on at the Ring Leader, and Kenya n’ nem*
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Bahwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at ringleader….who dat be ma'am
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*eats a sheet*
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Don't stain em with that crayon residue….memba you been eating crayons
Be back in a few ya’ll…
@Diva Served some up for New Years on crackers with a lil piece of ham on top to be washed down with champale! *i kid* or do IIIIII???
*Wonders what extras Shay gone come back with*
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Save me a plate pls and thx… One for Jmo too
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She’s probably going to go steal something *snickers*
MsDiva
<–Says Most ThreadCount Bishes
Diva says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Yes Frenchie
*looks dead on at the Ring Leader, and Kenya n’ nem*
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Bahwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at ringleader….who dat be ma'am
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you started by telling folks to ignore me..
I’m so sorry. Hey OldSkool
Butterummm, is it as Wrong as when I said that diddy was body-surfing Whitney’s body through the party?
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Doing the “Missing You” shuffle is what you said…
@French Manicure
:hugs:
Question…If some asked you to have a gathering at your home and you say no and they tell your they’ll just ask the person you live with instead, how would you feel?
cougar lover says:
who aint having sex in they bed?
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me
@Kita *Bey stank face* <—"feelinga"
sneaks in… r the newbies still trippin?
MzDimplez1123 says:
Question…If some asked you to have a gathering at your home and you say no and they tell your they’ll just ask the person you live with instead, how would you feel?
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That other person better say “let me ask my wife”.
@ Anna….It’s a relative, not a spose.
@ Shaun….You share my feelings.
New Girl, slap the person
is my vote…
*diddy boppin*
Caramel Cutie says:
cougar lover says:
who aint having sex in they bed?
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me too
But since I read the info on the drug resistant strains of Gonhorrea, I’m cool with my shower head and batteries
Wonders what extras Shay gone come back with
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maybe she gonna bring back a saw’d off? When folks say they gonna be back later…you run in real life…
She is tired of Kenya maybe..she might be coming back to shoot up the blog…
*kicks in door* What ya’ll talkin bout? The power shut down here.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*eats a sheet*
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dryer sheets???
@JMO you treating me to a mani/pedi ?!?!
YOUDABESTEST!
Caramel Cutie says:
cougar lover says:
who aint having sex in they bed?
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me
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Why Kenya?
Kenya, you’on even know how it gets talmbout Sheets up in here. MsDiva challenged SR to sheet count and ish and almost got banned or something along those lines. They was Tit for Mufkng Tat that day yo?
I also need to add that the person asking has their own place and is the only adult in it.
FRENCHIE!
You should’ve at least laid a couple curse words on her New Girl, ION like no disrespectful talk
450 MzDimplez1123 says:
I also need to add that the person asking has their own place and is the only adult in it.
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Tell her to get a sitter for all those non adults, and entertain at her own crib.
we’re still talkin bout sheets and shait. tears up sheets and eats them DTTS… Damn it wears the pillowcases?
@KDUBBSSS i need a recap please! Of the whole day!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Kenya, you’on even know how it gets talmbout Sheets up in here. MsDiva challenged SR to sheet count and ish and almost got banned or something along those lines. They was Tit for Mufkng Tat that day yo?
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ya'll ain't never gone be shyt on SR……. shid my login was sparred cause Sandy knows I was right on it!
<—- Is surprised no one said the baby was playing with tarot cards.
Unless they did.
@Dimpz Why they wanna use your space; is your place bigger and or nicer? Not that any of that matters because if someone asked me and I flat out said no I’d let them know that they can ask anyone else in my house whatever they want to but the answer will still be the same…no! Hell, they aint talking to no child!
Cause satin sheets and grease
Oh wait. You said Kenya. My B. #earhustling
Ohhhhhhhh i remember it was pillows wasn’t it??? With MsDiva & SR
TI’s bed set!
@ New Girl & Anna…It’s not me.
Someone did that to a friend
@DIMPZ hey boo
me too
But since I read the info on the drug resistant strains of Gonhorrea, I’m cool with my shower head and batteries
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Isnt gonhorrea the one that has no symptoms?? perfectly content with my emputy bed. may even invest in Bedroom Kandi?! maybe…
Milky (456) See what I’m saying :rollseyes: #STILL
@ Oldskool….My understanding is that her place is just as nice. She’s having a get together there the month before. I’m lost
I know, I know. I can’t imagine you cursing them out neither, I was just mad-fonting at the time…
I just don’t like that slick talk to you
Maybe she wants to steal something ala Shay
Kenya, you’on even know how it gets talmbout Sheets up in here. MsDiva challenged SR to sheet count and ish and almost got banned or something along those lines. They was Tit for Mufkng Tat that day yo?
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Milky says:
we’re still talkin bout sheets and shait. tears up sheets and eats them DTTS… Damn it wears the pillowcases?
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<——–pillowcases filled with rocks just in case somebody gets outta line 
@Dimpz Oh okay! I gets a little testy towards the end of the day
and I thought someone was trying to push up in your house! 
I told my friend she should’ve told her something bit her, ala Phaedra, and hung up on her.
48 pm
465 MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Oldskool….My understanding is that her place is just as nice. She’s having a get together there the month before. I’m lost
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Does she want to leave the non adults home alone, to fend for themselves, to bypass paying a sitter? Is it a Tupperware Party, Purse Party where ppl take turns hosting?
French KI$$E$ says:
Ohhhhhhhh i remember it was pillows wasn’t it??? With MsDiva & SR
TI’s bed set!
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OldSkool, me and you were Ready!
MsDiva
@Bunion-hhhmmmm, I’m inbetween relationships!!
@ Anna…Her only child, non-adult is like 6!
Ok no more sheet set talk….somebody fix me a drank cause I’m to tired to get up and get me one.
Is it a Tupperware Party, Purse Party where ppl take turns hosting?
Right! What EXACTLY is she trying to do?
@diva you and Sandra was goin head up about that damn sheet set. was yall fussin about if was a 10 piece or a 12 piece bed in a bag or sumthin like that. shait was hilarious!!!
DTTS says: OldSkool, me and you were Ready!
And you KNOW this! Maaaaannnnn!
Ok no more sheet set talk :woot:
Kenya, hurry up with OUR drinks and ish
Milky says:
@diva you and Sandra was goin head up about that damn sheet set. was yall fussin about if was a 10 piece or a 12 piece bed in a bag or sumthin like that. shait was hilarious!!!
#likeisaidtitfortat
She wants to invite her friends and family to the mutual friend’s place for a BDay party, I think it’s for her son’s BDay but my friend does not even like everyone she would invite.
@Milky, thank you bew
no more sheet talk ummkay love :woot:
@DTTS
@JMO you treating me to a mani/pedi ?!?!
YOUDABESTEST!
@ Diva…Who is THAT in your gravi?! Mine looks crazy too right now but, who dat?!
New Girl, she’s on bs then. #2ndpartoflastsentence
Cuse me?? Um so i’m the maid now??
Ok..tell me whatcha want? I’ll fix it for ya..
listening….
@ New Girl….
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Diva…Who is THAT in your gravi?! Mine looks crazy too right now but, who dat?!
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Honey Boo Boo mammy, June getting her Marilyn Monroe on…she got a makeover…ain’t her pretty 5 necks and all?
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484 MzDimplez1123 says:
She wants to invite her friends and family to the mutual friend’s place for a BDay party, I think it’s for her son’s BDay but my friend does not even like everyone she would invite.
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Why your place? Is she trying to keep some ppl from knowing where she lives?
Can I go back to my first vote of slapping her?
Caramel Cutie says:
Cuse me?? Um so i’m the maid now??
Ok..tell me whatcha want? I’ll fix it for ya..
listening….
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Make us a snack K Moe! Thanks in advance
2 diff posts in 493 #fyi
Who brought up Diddles and him bopping around Whitty’s body at Clive party? Y’all almost disabled my login for that sht. Good times.
@DIVA
Junna the Hutt scares me something awful.
*raises hand*
D*mn, I get back and we still on a little Blue post…
Yeah and get me a drank while you at it K- Moe
*i kid* I’m just chimming in cause I don’t wanna be left out
What the hell is a Honey BooBoo?
@ Anna…It’s not my place. Someone is trying to do this to a friend. I thought it was rude, was just asking for opinions.
Yea, I was like slap me?? ggiirrrlll did you NOT see how I was about ta handle Porsha Stoopid?? LMAO
Snack? coming right up!
<-spray cheese and saltines
@Dimpz, Honey Boo Boo from Toddlers and Tiara’s…she has her own show with her Hillbilly familiy!
Old School, whatcha drankin?
501 MzDimplez1123 says:
What the hell is a Honey BooBoo?
@ Anna…It’s not my place. Someone is trying to do this to a friend. I thought it was rude, was just asking for opinions.
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Whomevers place it is, why? It’s not necessarily rude, kind of strange, if she has her own place. There’s more to this…..
@Caramel I’ll take a shot of Jack Daniels please
@ Anna….she always does stuff like that. She said her son is gonna need cake and ice cream after he gets back from his trip and my girl should provide it.
What ya’ll doing?
Cockeye!
Like she buys things and assumes my friend is gonna buy needed components or she’ll flat out tell my friend what she SHOULD buy.
Dimpz
your hair
Thinks I may have the flu
Wonders if I got it from Bad
Thank you Love. It’s a Bantu Knot Twist out that I half ass did and didn’t know what the hell I was doing.
I hope not.
My chest hurts and I can’t talk without coughing, and I’m extra cold. I’m trying to time my visit to ER or Doc office in the AM. Damnit…I can’t get sick.
Beyondsay and Camel knows that nobody can’t see that shadow of baby. For all we know, that could have been her nephew, years ago.
I NEED A NEW BEYONCE ALBUM STAT!!!
508 MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Anna….she always does stuff like that. She said her son is gonna need cake and ice cream after he gets back from his trip and my girl should provide it.
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Ask her if I can move in for free? Did she ride the little short yellow bus to school? That’s crazy.
Go NOW, Don’t Look! We need to be right in 3weeks. :wail;
@ Anna…See, she just sounds crazy.
@Caramel Thanks love! *puts it back in one swallow*
@Just Sounds like the flu and bronchitis; be sure to get it checked out
Nite Nite beautiful roses!!!
what ya’ll ta’mbout?
Awwwh wittle Blu
I lubbbs the babies
JustLOOK DontASK . . .
NO You cant get ill.Get on it Quick!
Waittttt!!!! Who in hur on Eastern standard time… I needs to know right now
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
My chest hurts and I can’t talk without coughing, and I’m extra cold. I’m trying to time my visit to ER or Doc office in the AM. Damnit…I can’t get sick.
Beyondsay and Camel knows that nobody can’t see that shadow of baby. For all we know, that could have been her nephew, years ago
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OMG… this is the same way I felt Christmas eve. I almost passed out in Wally World
Shiat 500 plus comments…. Its been going down up in hur. Alright let me
back up and read each and every comment
Is that LUVIN I SPY???? Hey My LaneBryant shoppin sista
HNY shuga!!!!!!!!!! Gurl, word on the street is you still auctioning off them wic vouchers on ebay 
A mess girl, just a dag on mess!!!!! IRregardless tho got nuthin but luv for ya…Give my crew (all cept otb, but do it in front of her so she can see) some kisses for me hunty, and tellum I said Happy New Year…
Nakeya_j says:
No I got a little confused because she said “Can you wipe up bodily fluids easily or must one wash/change sheets daily?” and I was thinking wipe them up? Uhh you just dont snatch them off the bed? I’m sorry.
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Are you saying you sleep on sheets with dried body fluids on them?
I feel sad that Blue doesn’t have age-appropriate toys to play with. Just a deck of cards. Poor little rich girl.
They play too much! That baby is a hologram!
Sandra Rose says:
I feel sad that Blue doesn’t have age-appropriate toys to play with. Just a deck of cards. Poor little rich girl.
Hey Ant-Eeeeee Happy new year shuga
Id rather be a poor lil rich girl, than a poor lil poor girl-HELLO. It aint easy returning items you stole from Macys to the store, with no receipt, for store credit,,,But best believe I does it well-Okaaaaaaaay 
Then to halfta turn around and find folks willing to purchase the store credit for .50cent on the dollar,,,Chile,,,I hate my life, but best be leaf I makes it work-Hello again.
Sandra Rose says:
Miany says:
You know how the FICA taxes increased by 2% right? 1/11 is our first pay for year but, they decided (which they’re allowed to by law)no to enact this until 2/15 so essentially my 2/15 pay check will reflect not ONLY a health insurance increase but, a retroactive FICA tax increase……now why they wannao and do that!!!???
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I tried to warn y’all. The best you can hope for is that the next president repeals Obamacare.
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I know I am late but I was dealing with the masses. This has nothing to do with Obama care this was one of the tax reform that Obama had passed for 2011 and 2012 to stimulate spending, an extension of a Bush reform; this caused many people to stop paying into social security which made many individuals ineligible for disability and lowered the amount of your pension at retirement age. It might suck but say thank you as now you will have a social security fund and medicare fund to look forward to
@Sandra lol nope! I was saying once you mess them up you take them off. Lol.
Baby blue wanted me to share this with y’all-pooted broccoli just for y’all, literally
Evening SR peeps!
Dang, we need some second shift posters up in here….I always show up after the club done closed down for the night….
(looks around, don’t see narry a peep, hears SR tell me to take my broke azz on home….)
Good thang I was an only child & I know how to play by myself….
(breaks into DTTS’s locker and takes her Uno cards and her pack of now-n-laters)
Beyoncé, James Taylor and Kelly Clarkson will perform the patriotic songs at the second inauguration of President Obama on Jan. 21, the inauguration committee will announce today.
Beyoncé, who’s also starring at the Super Bowl halftime show next month, will sing the national anthem, always a tough tune to pull off well.
(sings to myself….) “All by myseeeelf, don’t wanna be alllll by myyyyseeeelf, anymore….”
Reads comment #431 & returns the Uno cards…already ate all the now-n-laters….hides empty wrappers in OTB’s locker
(Scans comment #444….runs & grabs my gat….ties rainbow bandana back on my head….
)
Wassup….what’s going down…(looks for ben-gay to rub on my joints)
I understand why they show blurry pics of her face, because if they were to show clear pics ,people would pick it the hell apart…I understand picking apart a celebrity(not really) but who wants to subject their child to that? I
with Yso; I don’t get why so many grownups are so pressed about seeing a child’s pic whom they will never meet…I’m a fan of Bey but I don’t get upset about not seeing her face nor do I think she “owes” me a picture because I like her music…So I don’t get why people who aren’t fans of her get so…in their feelings… #thatswhyumad #youcare
I don’t think that’s Blue….it looks more like Bow Wow stopped by the crib to play some cards wit Jay & nem.
(wipes down the bar, turns off the Miller Light sign, picks up somebody’s hermes scarf they left behind, looks it over & decides to not put it in the lost & found box by the back door….shuts off light & leaves…)
So jay and bey are terrfied of what their stans may do to blur but they dont care what happen to little juelz since they had his face in pics and at award shows…smh
lovely background
aint nobody got time for that says: I understand bey wanting to protect her baby at all costs. Ppl r crazy n hate her for no damned reason. However i dont get exactly HOW hiding her face is protecting her.
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i guess when she is pedaling down the street on her tricycle, nobody will know it’s her.
There was a clear picture on Facebook of JayZ holding Blue Ivy while on a walkie talkie in what looked like the Bahamas. Let’s just say THIS dark picture is kind to the child.
Any word on who actually carried and birthed little Blue? I have some theories on the surrogate….
AKAtastrophy1908 says: There was a clear picture on Facebook of JayZ holding Blue Ivy while on a walkie talkie in what looked like the Bahamas. Let’s just say THIS dark picture is kind to the child.
Any word on who actually carried and birthed little Blue? I have some theories on the surrogate….
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giiirrrr, you better put the full armor on cause they will SLAY you talking like that in here!