Here’s another problem that addicted Facebook users have to worry about: Pranksters have discovered a relatively easy way to “bump off” their friends on Facebook by declaring them legally dead.
All a “friend” has to do to declare you dead — and lock you out of your Facebook page — is to navigate to the “Memorialization Request” page and fill out the form, including a link to an obituary.
The obituary doesn’t even have to match your name exactly — as one user found out when he returned from vacation to learn he was dead and his facebook page was locked.
According to ABC News, when Rusty Foster returned from vacation and tried to log into his facebook page, a dialog box popped up informing him that he was “Memorialized.”
Foster tweeted Thursday, “Facebook thinks I’m dead. I’m tempted to just let it.”
After several failed attempts to convince Facebook he was in fact alive, Foster tweeted. “Did you know that you can report any of your Facebook friends dead & Facebook will lock them out of their account with no evidence needed?”
When reached by ABC News, a Facebook spokesperson stated that the Memorialization system was is in place to “respect the privacy of the deceased.” But it’s the privacy of the living that users are worried about.
Foster said he understands the position Facebook is in when it comes to the death of one of its users, but believes there are better options for the social media site.
“There ought to be an email sent to the account’s email address informing it that the account has been reported dead and providing a link or something to dispute the report before any action is taken,” Foster wrote.
Foster said the most frustrating part of being “Facebook dead” was not being able to get into his account to “click the ‘I’m not dead’ button that should also be there.”
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Hey ROSES :wave:
I have deleted my fb and twittah
Luvyn
hey my love
DELETED my FB (for good) the day after Christmas. I haven’t felt this good in years! LOL
it’s never that serious
there are some folks I’d like to memorialize so they’d never font about their baby daddy/love lives again
I need for bored muhfuggas to get lives or hobbies. Cuz this chit here is for the birds.
well since i’m catfishing as denzel washington, i won’t be too heart broken if they do this to my facebook page.
I have never been addicted to any of these social networks! I just can’t get wrapped up. Too much real life stuff occupying my time!
Ha!
Jeez giving the ratchet folks a new toy to play with, baby mamas and daddies about to go crazy
@ buddapecan – nice pic of Laz!!
I’LL COME BACK WHEN IT’S TIME FOR THE HWOA RECAP
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
I’LL COME BACK WHEN IT’S TIME FOR THE HWOA RECAP

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well since i’m catfishing as denzel washington, i won’t be too heart broken if they do this to my facebook page
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I’ve always thought it was kinda creepy when people write on deceased friends’ FB walls….
Let me go kill some people riat nah…BRB
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, killing yo ass on FB is a must!
#seeyaontheothaside
:computer:
people still use FB oh
LuVn!!!
On Topic: That’s why I aint never had one
Let’s start the recap now….
Kenya irks the half of my last nerve. I screamed at the tv, “He’s just not that into you” every time they showed her desperate azz face!!!!
Ugh.
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life. That baby checked the living spit outta Kandi.
Let me go kill some people riat nah…BRB ashes to ashes, dust to dust, killing yo ass on FB is a must!
#seeyaontheothaside
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:hahah:
sassyshe says:
Jeez giving the ratchet folks a new toy to play with, baby mamas and daddies about to go crazy
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How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life
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She needs to stay in a childs Place
I have never been addicted to any of these social networks! I just can’t get wrapped up. Too much real life stuff occupying my time!
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I cant quite understand it. Even with wifi and always on 4G im still not that connected.
Hershey says:
Let me go kill some people riat nah…BRB
ashes to ashes, dust to dust, killing yo ass on FB is a must!
#seeyaontheothaside
:computer:
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Oprahs Bunion says:
@ buddapecan – nice pic of Laz!!
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I
him! Deception (his new show with Meghan Good) starts tonight on NBC!!!
I never really log in to facebook anyway. My son is on there and that’s a good enough reason for me not to be.
Question, if they do send an email to confirm that you are “not dead”, how long should they wait for you not to respond?
Lets talk about it now \
Caramel
I mean Kenya is still delusional and crazy
Kandi’s daughter called her out on her whirlwind relationships
Nene the rich bytch has arrived showed us her cute grand baby thats Sams produced and done went to LA to film the new normal
Hey Rene! :wave:
renegadesince1985 says:
I’ve always thought it was kinda creepy when people write on deceased friends’ FB walls….
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Chile, I use to see that kinda stuff and be like aint she DEAD,
U can tell Riley goes to private school.
Oh Hersh..

How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life
though
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her momma started the convo so “out of the mouth of babes”…I
I guess this post is for Keesh, who was trying to murder somebody via fb inbox
Since nothing’s going on here I drug this from downstairs…….
cougar lover says:
what smells like vagina and metal?
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Gucci mane’s breff
Rick Ross’s beard
They need to have this for Twitter. Oh the fun.
I do not do social media sites at all. I use to have a myspace, facebook and tagged page. They were all deleted years and years ago. MoFos on Facebook were catching feelings when I would deny their request to be friends. We “knew of each other” at one point in high school or college; that does not mean we are friends or that I give a flip and flap what you have going on right now. Myspace died all on it’s own and Tagged became a dating site although, I really enjoyed playing Mafia Wars on there.
Nah I remember prior to deactivating my acct, fb had this tab called ppl you might know or some ish…why my dead friend was on there?
freaked me the eff out.. 
Anywhoo RHOA recap!!!!
Nene should be shamed she put baby girl bidness on the streets saying they got the damn dna test
She ain’t chit for nothin i’ll tell ya!
What smells like vagina and metal? The Terminatrix. Duh.
BoogieNites says:
U can tell Riley goes to private school.
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How? Poor baby always sounds like she needs a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy.
Twitter is huuuuh larryous when certain tv shows are on…
Reading my TL during Catfish makes my stomach hurt from laughing so much
I guess this post is for Keesh, who was trying to murder somebody via fb inbox
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Whaaaaa?
Who would want to trap Nene son? He looks like he smells of urine and sour cream
Umm quick RHOA question: Who in the hell was bussin it open for Bryce?! That baby it a cutie though.
OutsidetheBox says:
I guess this post is for Keesh, who was trying to murder somebody via fb inbox
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ya’ll aint right for this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
NaijaGal says:
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life
though
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her momma started the convo so “out of the mouth of babes”…I
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Exactly!!!! Don’t ask no baby a damn thang, if you don’t wanna hear the damn truth.
Nakeya_j says:
Umm quick RHOA question: Who in the hell was bussin it open for Bryce?! That baby it a cutie though.
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That’s what I was tryna figure out!!! Ugly folks can make cute babies though #helpful
Not me @Diva.
IDK even know whats going on, but with Keesh I know its a good story 
Nakeya_j says:
Umm quick RHOA question: Who in the hell was bussin it open for Bryce?! That baby it a cutie though.
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Somebody that prolly looks just like his funny lookin, Walmart thieving, azz.
Well I just sent six of my most annoying FB friends straight to e-hebben….they’re going to be
and
….wonder how long this shat takes?
should I take up a collection for e-flowers? 
why my dead friend was on there? freaked me the eff out..
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i read somewhere that a family member of a deceased fb’er tried to deactivate the account b/c pple were still posting on his page all willynilly. and fb said nah. this is the kind of thing for which i’d hire counsel.
What smells like vagina and metal?
That Onesie downstairs
prynsexxx says:
BoogieNites says:
U can tell Riley goes to private school.
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How? Poor baby always sounds like she needs a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy.
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Walmart thieving
<–smh
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some damn razors at that
Str8tUpMenace says:
Let’s start the recap now….
Kenya irks the half of my last nerve. I screamed at the tv, “He’s just not that into you” every time they showed her desperate azz face!!!!
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Exactly if dude got in/out the shower with you and didn’t even look your way, what else do u need to know
<— went to private school for a lil bit…
luVn_liFe… says:
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life
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She needs to stay in a childs Place
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Sactly!!!!!
Umm quick RHOA question: Who in the hell was bussin it open for Bryce?! That baby it a cutie though.
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Mhissy’s cousin
OutsidetheBox says:
I guess this post is for Keesh, who was trying to murder somebody via fb inbox
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Whaaaaa?
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Faserious, Keesh was HOT talmbout doing something like this! She probably is the one who sent it in to SR
i was wondering how that worked…. i was even going to give my brother my password.
Diva says:
luVn_liFe… says:
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life
~ ~ ~ ~\
She needs to stay in a childs Place
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Sactly!!!!!
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But her momma posed the question to her.
Bryce looks like Precious with a fade
NaijaGal says:
Walmart thieving
<–smh
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some damn razors at that
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While his momma walks around screaming, "I am very rich"
Str8tUpMenace says:
NaijaGal says:
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life
====================
her momma started the convo so “out of the mouth of babes”…I though
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Exactly!!!! Don’t ask no baby a damn thang, if you don’t wanna hear the damn truth.
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I wonder if Kandi felt extra stupid after that talk with her daughter?
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life. That baby checked the living spit outta Kandi.
I just wanted to wash her face last night 
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No matter what Kandi has on she always looks like she needs to be pressure washed
Bryce looks like Precious with a fade

Str8tUpMenace says: Exactly!!!! Don’t ask no baby a damn thang, if you don’t wanna hear the damn truth
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that’s the first time my hubby actually liked something on the show. clearly her open door policy is having an impact on the child.
Str8tUpMenace says:
prynsexxx says:
BoogieNites says:
U can tell Riley goes to private school.
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How? Poor baby always sounds like she needs a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy.
Almighty forgive me.
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Baby sounds like the spawn of Precious and the late B.I.G (RIP)….but Maury revealed she really belonged to Rick Ross. They have the same “ughf” at the end of every sentence.
Ty says:
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life. That baby checked the living spit outta Kandi.
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No matter what Kandi has on she always looks like she needs to be pressure washed I just wanted to wash her face last night
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#iHollered
How about Walter said “oh so I gotta tell you when to touch me”..a nigga that gets in the shower with you and doesn’t even attempt to stick the tip in is officially REPULSED BY YOU.
That wart was probably bulging from the side of her head..no wonder
Ty says:
Str8tUpMenace says:
Let’s start the recap now….
Kenya irks the half of my last nerve. I screamed at the tv, “He’s just not that into you” every time they showed her desperate azz face!!!!
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Exactly if dude got in/out the shower with you and didn’t even look your way, what else do u need to know
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I died when Walter told Desperado to go in that water to loosen that damn fishing line.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
OutsidetheBox says:
I guess this post is for Keesh, who was trying to murder somebody via fb inbox
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Whaaaaa?
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Faserious, Keesh was HOT talmbout doing something like this! She probably is the one who sent it in to SR
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Gone somewhere DTTS
Ty says:
How yall feel about Riley’s convo with Kandi about her love life. That baby checked the living spit outta Kandi.

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No matter what Kandi has on she always looks like she needs to be pressure washed
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Str8tUpMenace says:
Nakeya_j says:
Umm quick RHOA question: Who in the hell was bussin it open for Bryce?! That baby it a cutie though.
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Somebody that prolly looks just like his funny lookin, Walmart thieving, azz.

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But your momma is rich?! hahahahahah. I can’t with him.
Str8tUpMenace says:
Ty says:
Str8tUpMenace says:
Let’s start the recap now….
Kenya irks the half of my last nerve. I screamed at the tv, “He’s just not that into you” every time they showed her desperate azz face!!!!
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Exactly if dude got in/out the shower with you and didn’t even look your way, what else do u need to know
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I died when Walter told Desperado to go in that water to loosen that damn fishing line.
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Walt wasn’t gonna mess up his new Gucci sneakers for crater face!
It says “reporting under the penalty of perjury” could they ever find a prankster and prosecute them? I doubt it.
Hershey says:
Bryce looks like Precious with a fade
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*logs the fukk off*
I know a lot of people love it, but I could care less about FB, Twitter or Instagram. They’re cool, but as long as I have my blogs I’m good.
I’m not making it up MsDiva
Keesh, hurry back in here and say whatchew said yo!
What did Kandi’s daughter say?
Hershey says:
Bryce looks like Precious with a fade
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and his lips are still stuck together. I told Fay last year to make him some Whip mist to spray on those bad boys
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I’m not making it up MsDiva
Keesh, hurry back in here and say whatchew said yo!
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Keesh, come clarify this for us please
*brings in a \_/ of candy canes*
*checks off the not ish box*
Str8tUpMenace says:
Hershey says:
Bryce looks like Precious with a fade
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*logs the fukk off*
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I didn’t notice it until last night, when he came in with the baby, made me think of Precious coming home with that baby. They’re about the same size and girth theyz related somehow
These comments are HILARIOUS!!!!
nobody else saw kandi’s sequinned koochie (not karueche) kutters?????? all i could think was “those legs
“
Str8tUpMenace says:
I need for bored muhfuggas to get lives or hobbies. Cuz this chit here is for the birds.
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:Cosign:
VDot says:
What did Kandi’s daughter say?
She said she is tired of seeing these hoeish ways
Or something along those lines… 
#ikidikid
#ionevenwatchthisshow
#whatevershesaidaintmyfaultthough
VDot says: What did Kandi’s daughter say?
basically, “stop branging these assorted kneegroes in here to live every time you on a dopamine high!”
Gigi26 says: How about Walter said “oh so I gotta tell you when to touch me”..a nigga that gets in the shower with you and doesn’t even attempt to stick the tip in is officially REPULSED BY YOU.
That wart was probably bulging from the side of her head..no wonder
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bwahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*holds candy cane like a carrot*
Here, Keesha Keesha
Oh Here Keesha Keesha
Hershey says:
Bryce looks like Precious with a fade
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u niccas make my tummy hurt something awful.
here it is: Riley: “I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house.”
buddapecan says:
Oprahs Bunion says:
@ buddapecan – nice pic of Laz!!
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I him! Deception (his new show with Meghan Good) starts tonight on NBC!!!
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That show looks like it’s going to be pretty good, I’ll be watching.
free says:
here it is: Riley: “I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house.”
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Well damn.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*holds candy cane like a carrot*
Here, Keesha Keesha
Oh Here Keesha Keesha
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*fell smooth out my desk chair*
Why did Nene buy all those Lil House on the Praire dresses for Bri’Azia?
Desginer does not mean cute
<~~~FINALLY saw tha infamous "Kenya" twirl last nite!
*twirlsss out of this comment*
Nakeya_j says:
free says:
here it is: Riley: “I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house.”
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Children be knowing!
Basically Momma you’s a ho ho ho!!!
Ty says: Why did Nene buy all those Lil House on the Praire dresses for Bri’Azia?
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is that the lil girl’s name?
Kenya need to get a clue bc she cant be that dumb. Walter ass needs to give up and just bounce. I wish a nig would be around me when Im naked and not attempt anything. Hell any human for that matter
Nene grandchild is cute. Kandi daughter aint say nothing that the whole world dont already know including Kandi.
free says:
Ty says: Why did Nene buy all those Lil House on the Praire dresses for Bri’Azia?
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Only black folk
I died when Walter told Desperado to go in that water to loosen that damn fishing line.
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hilarity.
a 1000 deaths,
amnd desperado tho?
Diva says: Keesh, come clarify this for us please
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OAN KeeshCane…whilst you are verifying THAT….
PLEASE clarify your candy cane comment.
Did your grandma give you giant candy canes to kill the roaches WITH…
or
Did she give em to ya as a REWARD for killing roaches?
#enquirinmindswannano
Saw Lincoln and it was a good movie
Ocar worthy !
I am annoyed on several levels about the outcome of this story. The snake was released back in to the wild and was only looking for a “group hug”. I would be having snake for dinner.
An Australian woman was awoken by her hissing cat early Sunday to find a python wrapped around the arm of her 2-year-old daughter.
Tess Guthrie, a 22-year-old from Lismore, New South Wales, said the 6-foot python was wrapped three times around her daughter’s arm.
“I thought I was having a nightmare,” Guthrie told a local television news station. “It was only because the cat was hissing that I woke up and saw the snake with its body wrapped around my daughter Zara’s arm.”
The toddler was sleeping in the bed with Guthrie, who pried the snake off her. But before she could, the nonvenomous python bit the toddler three times on her left hand.
“In my head I was just going through this unbelievable terror, and my thought was that it was going to actually kill her at first, because it was wrapped so tight,” Guthrie told the Brisbane Times. “Her little arm was bleeding really bad from the bites, and all I could feel was blood and Zara was screaming by that stage, and I was in hysterics because it was such a shocking thing to wake up to. It was just terrifying.”
Zara was taken to a local hospital where she was treated and released. The coastal python (or “carper snake”) was captured by a local wildlife official and eventually released back into the wild.
“The snake [had] not in any way, shape or form intended to eat the baby,” Tex Tillis, who runs Tex’s Snake Removals, told the Daily Telegraph. “It was trying to have a group hug.”
“Pythons, underneath their bottom jaw, have a row of sensors which enable them to see the world in terms of infrared pictures,” Tillis explained. “So in the dark they’re going to see a baby as this warm spot.”
Of course, snake invasions are nothing new down under.
Last month, a 3-year-old Australian boy escaped injury after a collection of eggs he had found in his Queensland yard and stashed in his bedroom closet “hatched into a slithering tangle of deadly snakes.”
Also in December, a childcare center in Darwin was forced to be shut down before Christmas because of a snake infestation. According to ABC Australia, snake catchers who were called in when a baby python was spotted found a nest with 23 baby pythons and 41 hatched eggs inside a wall.
I wish a nig would be around me when Im naked and not attempt anything. Hell any human for that matter
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free says:
Ty says: Why did Nene buy all those Lil House on the Praire dresses for Bri’Azia?
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is that the lil girl’s name?
Yeah chile Bryce and Ashley= Bri’Azia
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Why did Nene buy all those Lil House on the Praire dresses for Bri’Azia?
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Only black folk
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Not unless they got matching frilly/lace socks too..
OTB too conceited?
Forgot mi manners

@ ERRYYYYYYBODY!!
I’m beginning more and more to believe Sandra’s assessment of reality shows being mostly scripted.
I find it VERY hard to believe that Kenya would be THAT desperate…especially behind someone like Walter.
How u walk into a party and go greet the guys FIRST?? Dude asked where Kenya was as an AFTERTHOUGHT.
Chile bing-bang-BOO!
I didnt see it Diva but I heard about it this morning. Is that the one with the barbecue grill coffin

mzwhang90210 says:
Diva says: Keesh, come clarify this for us please
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OAN KeeshCane…whilst you are verifying THAT….
PLEASE clarify your candy cane comment.
Did your grandma give you giant candy canes to kill the roaches WITH…
or
Did she give em to ya as a REWARD for killing roaches?
#enquirinmindswannano
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Whang you and Yoko Ono Pooch go on now!!!!!
Ty says:
I didnt see it Diva but I heard about it this morning. Is that the one with the barbecue grill coffin
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Guhl yes….that show was STRAIGHT COONERY, you hear meh!!!!! All them muthaphukkas going to hell with the funeral director in the head seat!
DELETED my FB (for good) the day after Christmas. I haven’t felt this good in years! LOL
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Been honestly thinkin about 86’in mine too. If the people who I wanted to STAY fuggin lost… would do just THAT… I might actually USE mine.
If I aint talk to you in K-12 or the say 2 years directly after…da fugg I want to talk to you NOW for? Did you THINK two kids was gonna magically soften my heart? WRONG. I am STILL a bish. I didnt grow nah feeling.
I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house
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Wow! Go head on Riley!
I don’t blame her. A child doesn’t want some random man in her house after a month or so. Especially when he’s her height.
Last month, a 3-year-old Australian boy escaped injury after a collection of eggs he had found in his Queensland yard and stashed in his bedroom closet “hatched into a slithering tangle of deadly snakes.”
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Cot damn kids!
This some chit my son Dread would do! 
I wish a nig would be around me when Im naked and not attempt anything. Hell any human for that matter
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My brother said he did that to a chic to fu&ck with her self esteem. He said she tried to run out in the hallway and say what’s wrong…
OutsidetheBox says:
Why did Nene buy all those Lil House on the Praire dresses for Bri’Azia?
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Only black folk
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Not unless they got matching frilly/lace socks too..
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you ain’t never lied……
EVERYTHING
SON :2dance: to SummerTime
OTB too conceited?
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Just enough, Bew.
@Divurrr..u wanna know too…
stop frontin!!
Im amazed the woman was able to pry the snake off. I understood those snakes have the grip of death!!
VDot says:
I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house
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Wow! Go head on Riley!
I don’t blame her. A child doesn’t want some random man in her house after a month or so. Especially when he’s her height.

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Diva says:
Ty says:
I didnt see it Diva but I heard about it this morning. Is that the one with the barbecue grill coffin
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Guhl yes….that show was STRAIGHT COONERY, you hear meh!!!!! All them muthaphukkas going to hell with the funeral director in the head seat!
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He was talking about someone wanted a Space Funeral and everyone had to wear alien masks
Riley: “I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house.”
I died
I fcuks wit Facebook. I need all my sites to help me get thru the dull moments at work, Dr’s office, DMV, or posted up in the club high as fcuk…lol
If someone is really dead, what’s the point of locking their page…. and if someone does have access, they must have wanted them to have access. SMH.
Hey yall
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Y’all
At a certain time of day the ignanance gets turned way the hell up in hurr!
Kdub, I need a Days Long RECAP
#evenifyouhavetomakeupish 
What we talkin bout?
New Girl
How you? 
What’s up Dimpz?
boistop says:
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Y’all
At a certain time of day the ignanance gets turned way the hell up in hurr!
:woot: and then
OutsidetheBox says:
Last month, a 3-year-old Australian boy escaped injury after a collection of eggs he had found in his Queensland yard and stashed in his bedroom closet “hatched into a slithering tangle of deadly snakes.”
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Cot damn kids! This some chit my son Dread would do!
he came in with a big azz turtle one day and sat it on my damn table and I damn near jumped outta my body 
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Mine too
I am proud to have never owned a Facebook or Twitter…
everyone who needs to get at me or needs to know something personal about is in my phone contacts… :coffee”
I am STILL a bish. I didnt grow nah feeling.
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THIS
@Man
How to get Halle’s titties back…..
An Australian woman was waked up by her hissing cat early Sunday to find a python wrapped around the arm of her 2-year-old daughter.
Tess Guthrie, a 22-year-old from Lismore, New South Wales, said the 6-foot python was wrapped three times around her daughter’s arm.
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Not even sure what I would have did….Lawd
Space Funeral
“I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house”
VDot says: I don’t blame her. A child doesn’t want some random man in her house after a month or so. Especially when he’s her height.
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mzwhang90210 says:
@Divurrr..u wanna know too… stop frontin!!
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ok you bust me…yeah
Last month, a 3-year-old Australian boy escaped injury after a collection of eggs he had found in his Queensland yard and stashed in his bedroom closet “hatched into a slithering tangle of deadly snakes.”
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I would beat the mess outta lil Johnny. Branging in shat from the outside. BET he wont bring no rocks…nah leaf…or nathan in NO MORE. I got my azz lit UP by my grandmother for branging in a lightening bug in a jar once.
@Doesn’t
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Space Funeral
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Best Funeral Ever: FAKE!
JUST I dont like that chit
OTB
good
SON :2dance: chiiitttt I wish it was summertime
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
An Australian woman was waked up by her hissing cat early Sunday to find a python wrapped around the arm of her 2-year-old daughter.
Tess Guthrie, a 22-year-old from Lismore, New South Wales, said the 6-foot python was wrapped three times around her daughter’s arm.
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Not even sure what I would have did….Lawd
Dimpz :woot:
New Mobile Device…No contacts though….
Hey Man. Are the hospital. My GMa was having stomach pains and checked herself in. They’re running tests and draining her stomach. *sadface *
She’s sleep, im bored
Mine too he came in with a big azz turtle one day and sat it on my damn table and I damn near jumped outta my body
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Be tombout, “its one of God’s creatures, mama!”
And I be saying chit like, “respect the food chain! Get that chit outta my house!”
Kita! :woot: *cabbage patch*
BRB with Recap
so now that Love & Hip Hop NY is mostly a ‘latina’ cast will there be an uproar from the latina community? or will they continue to say this reality show shows black women in a bad light
Kdub, I am scared of lightning bugs EVER SINCE one flew up in my head(30+yrs ago)and introduced himself to me in the bathroom while I was trying to use it!
Hey Loves! *group hug*
Rich Dollaz (side eye to that name) does not want to claim this Erica chick
@DTTS – Probably would have cutt off or shot the babies arm, trying to get snake off.
Bryce and Ashley= Bri’Azia
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that does not equal!
and riley know she got that shyt from her grandma. i can see mama joyce saying some shyt like that.
I wish a nig would be around me when Im naked and not attempt anything. Hell any human for that matter

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My brother said he did that to a chic to fu&ck with her self esteem. He said she tried to run out in the hallway and say what’s wrong…
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That’s so effed up!
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
Dimpz :woot:
New Mobile Device…No contacts though….
Who the hell has the time (or inclination) to report somebody as dead on FB. Getcho life!!
“I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house
when she said that, but Kandi explained that she had been talking to him, just didn’t bring him around until she was sure that it was going to stick, then Riley was mad because she didn’t tell her she was dating anybody 
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I was
OutsidetheBox says:
Mine too he came in with a big azz turtle one day and sat it on my damn table and I damn near jumped outta my body
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Be tombout, “its one of God’s creatures, mama!”
And I be saying chit like, “respect the food chain! Get that chit outta my house!”
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Girl my baby is so swweet I cant even get mad at him some time. He will say something like “it looked like your green purse now u can make another one”
Me: lets find the turtle a home cause he aint staying here
MZ
EVERYTHING
You want an arm OR you wanna live?
#ikidikid
I got my azz lit UP by my grandmother for branging in a lightening bug in a jar once.
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lmaoooooooooo lmaoooooo
Man a bish used to get whooped for the craziest chit! These kids GOT IT MADE!
I wish a nig would be around me when Im naked and not attempt anything. Hell any human for that matter
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Who said this? ^^
NaijaGal says:
Rich Dollaz (side eye to that name) does not want to claim this Erica chick
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He has some nerve. Like he is some prize. ugh
:wave: hi Man *giggling*
poor python was just trying to get warm…
Bigbadwolf says:
“I just don’t understand how you are dating him then a month later he is in my house
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I was when she said that, but Kandi explained that she had been talking to him, just didn’t bring him around until she was sure that it was going to stick, then Riley was mad because she didn’t tell her she was dating anybody
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that makes sense. phew. but i still think it’s kinda shocking. my step children’s mother (hopefully) did the same thing. married the damn man a month after they met him. kids need adjustment time also.
“it looked like your green purse now u can make another one
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Lawddd im crying laughing

These kids GOT IT MADE!
OK!

The words they use (mine included) make my mouth fall open! All while I’m thinking I would’ve BEEN DEAD with my Moms
<~~~~~~~~~~use to put those lighting bugs in a jar!!! Them bishes would like up my closet!!!!!! mama found them and said take that shyt outside.
@baby
it’s your turn…
any other Ruzzles out there?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
These kids GOT IT MADE!
OK!
The words they use (mine included) make my mouth fall open! All while I’m thinking I would’ve BEEN DEAD with my Moms
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DIVAAAAA
MAN I did
NaijaGal says:
Rich Dollaz (side eye to that name) does not want to claim this Erica chick
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I asked myself “why would you fluck with a grown ass man named Rich Dollaz anydamnway…”
Then I remembered it was Erica
I can’t see her right now! Somebody gimme a one-word Description LOL!
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One word? Impossible. The damn pooch got “white” hair, a bow headband and yoko ono shades
and to top it off, its a profile view.. 
I wish a nig would be around me when Im naked and not attempt anything. Hell any human for that matter
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Who said this? ^^
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Miss Harlem. We was talking about Kenya’s dude not showing her attn when she is in the buff.
@DIVA
” hi Man *giggling*”
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What up?
@Man
What’s wrong with dudes hairline in your gravi?.. he needs to give it up and shave it bald.
@Ace play me … Soopa_stah
The name speaks for itself
Nakeya_j says:
NaijaGal says:
Rich Dollaz (side eye to that name) does not want to claim this Erica chick
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He has some nerve. Like he is some prize. ugh
Fam :hugs:
my step children’s mother (hopefully) did the same thing. married the damn man a month after they met him. kids need adjustment time also.
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Other side. I asked my BD repeatedly because town gossip said he got married. He kept telling me no.
Checked the public records and sure enuff, fool had been married for 3 months.
I called them everythang cepting the children of God.
They getting divorced now. It lasted about 3.5 yrs.
MissHarlem
still gonna watch that doc..didnt have time this wkend.
I remember once I caught a bird with a broken wing in our front yard. I took it in my room to nurse it…put it in one of those mesh bags that oranges come in…and (since it was hot outside) I proped the bag in front of the airconditioner so it wouldn’t get hot during the nite.
Next morning I awoke to my mamma :cuss:& a frozen dead bird!
#memories
JMO
OutsidetheBox says:
I can’t see her right now! Somebody gimme a one-word Description LOL!
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One word? Impossible. The damn pooch got “white” hair, a bow headband and yoko ono shades
and to top it off, its a profile view..
Word!?
Gone HoPooch! :woot:
@man, I was just speaking thats all!!!!
Recap
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Ta’hday we been on that bullshyt.
A shim from the kuntree got busted for giving azz shots. THAT muthafawka look like Rocky Balboa after a fight and Rocky Dennis all mixed up into ONE. His cohort look like she got stung in the azz by some yaller jackets.
Allen Iverson and Tawana still on some shyt. Why she wait until she dayum near 40 to divorce him is beyond me. She done gave up her teens, 20s, most of her 30s…and has kids literally named “Lord I Had A Dream”… bish shoulda BEEN gone after he tossed her out the house naked with her FUPA showing.
Chris is doing both Kanekalon and Rih.
Bey got dropped into a pic with a urban backdrop. Usual Beyaki comments. Folks said she aint Creole…she is just a regular ole chick with some French Indian Remy hair.
We want folks to stay lost on FB. If they MUST find us…we have found a way for them to literally gone someplace and die.
Some of us country azz folks eat rabbit and other shat.
This recap is brung to yall by Kdub on this day that the Lord has made the sebbenth of January tew thousand and thirteenf.
All while I’m thinking I would’ve BEEN DEAD with my Moms
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The weirdest part
They say chit to her I could have never said…im back in the room, I hear door slamming and back-talking and chit.. im like, ohhh chit one of my babies done fugged up…welp! 
I go in there and aint nary a kid crying. They sitting down eating fun dips and chit.
Mama tombout, “Eiress was upset, but she alright now..”
I woulda been under the bed…after the ass whipping.
Question to the board…
KyPhat Cakes :wave:
:wave: Pumpcannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn hey
OTBizzle my nizzle
I watched “Think like a Man” again and actually paid attention (sorta). Anywho, the bald headed, buck toothed Steve Harvey advised to let the man you’re dating meet your kid up front
I personally disagree b/c I dont want my Pumpkin makin no Riley like comments to all of em
What Say You????
Divvvvvvvva Hey Hunty
MZWHANG
girl no biggie when you see that documentary it will open your eyes to the whole damn justice system and how bush adminstration was able to get away with a lot of BULLCHIT
FB wouldn’t be so bad if they would let you permanently delete your account. But no. Even when you do that you still get emails about new messages and such. Shame on FB.
MissHarlem says:
MZWHANG
girl no biggie when you see that documentary it will open your eyes to the whole damn justice system and how bush adminstration was able to get away with a lot of BULLCHIT
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What documentary???
Listen.
I aint heard a bish get called a rooty poo…in forever. 
Bey got dropped into a pic with a urban backdrop. Usual Beyaki comments. Folks said she aint Creole…she is just a regular ole chick with some French Indian Remy hair
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Hey Harlem
God phone posting sucks. I’ll Ttyl