Loyal reader Natallia writes:
Hello Sandra,
I am sending theses pictures hoping to get my brother on your site as “Morning Wood”. Your website is part of my daily routine and I would love for you to showcase him there.
He is an aspiring model who currently lives in Las Vegas, NV. He is originally from Phoenix, AZ and has a Bachelors in Accounting. He has a good head on his shoulders but loves to use the “things” he was given to look good in print. He is a Virgo with an amazing sense of humor. He can be found on Facebook at AlwaysCurrent, Twitter at @Jstaycurrent, and Model Mayhem at Modelmayhem/Justincurrent.
Thanks Lots,
Natallia
MEN: If you would like to be considered for MORNING WOOD, please email 5-6 of your best studio quality photos, including shirtless shots, to sandra @ sandrarose.com (remove spaces).
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his teeth are gorgeous!!!
Sister Natalia, You almost wrote too much
Nice pics, but I’ll say it again –>Take Off The Rosary!
Who you think you are, Madonna?!
#tootiredtofontmore
Ehhh. Nice enough. He does’t cause my lady parts to throb
libra80sbaby says:
his teeth are gorgeous!!!
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How old is he, before I make a comment?
Is this Lloyd’s brother????
the only thing i noticed in the picture with all of the condensation….was the man’s nipples..
V.
look at Marlon Wayans face right there!
<— on that side! Hee-larious!
dancerbee93 says:
Is this Lloyd’s brother????
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He looks it.
dancerbee93 says:
Is this Lloyd’s brother????
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He looks it.
He’s a solid 7. I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
Um yeahhhh so
He’s a’ight. I need to see some personality show through with these Mur’nin Woodz. :coffee;
loves to use the “things”
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Dikc pics? And if so, send them em. Because these right here aren’t cutting it.
He cute. I’ll let him “CURRY” chicken my
…Oh wait, his last name is CURRENT? 
Still. 
“brother” hmmm interesting..Do u
I like his necklace
He’s a solid 7. I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
Yes! I couldn’t figure out what wasn’t adding up, and that’s it!!!
He’s a solid 7. I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
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airbrushing??
I just took a screenshot the first pic from neck down #djm
@Bird, he got guns. He’s just not flexing. Look at that width.
I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look
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So are you trying to say he borrowed Evelyn’s abs for the shoot?
yeah..I’mma need him to work on them arms and then we can consider Morning Wood status….until then…
Where’s Vdot?? You ever get our other Wood twitta? Lol
V.
look at Marlon Wayans face right there!
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ION get it
I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
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Work soley on your chest and abdomen…maybe your legs but fcuk them bi’s and tri’s and fore arms
Bird says:
He’s a solid 7. I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
and you actin up….:rofl:
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The year just got started….
something looks off
the arms don’t fit the body.
@iyonah
It’s @onenonlydc!!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
His legs look small too. I still would do him… (don’t tell my tecky..)
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Work soley on your chest and abdomen…maybe your legs but fcuk them bi’s and tri’s and fore arms
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So are you trying to say he borrowed Evelyn’s abs for the shoot?
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His nips belong in my mouth and his face between my…….not at the same time! Morning Roseheads!!!
What kind of tat is that in the second pic? He has a familiar face hmm
@ Bird..Very little to no armwork. Just focus on your core and get whatever secondary result you get to your arms.
I’d date him
@ Wut – Those legs do look like they’re coming up short on a few pounds. He may need to get in the chicken wang pose, so we can properly evaluate him. Something in the milk aint clean
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
I find it interesting that his abs and chest are cut up, but his arms look soft. How does one acheive such a look?
oh so he’s getting his nick cannon on?? I see you dude! 
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Work soley on your chest and abdomen…maybe your legs but fcuk them bi’s and tri’s and fore arms
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His legs look small too. I still would do him… (don’t tell my tecky..)
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Pinkachew, report downstairs for your greeting
#thatisall
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just being funny, because Wayans eyes look scary right now 
V.
Wasn’t nothing
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Bird..Very little to no armwork. Just focus on your core and get whatever secondary result you get to your arms.
So professional sounding New Girl!
that Haunted House movie does not look funny in the least
Wayans eyes look scary right now
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Is he suppose to be your gravi? Because all I see is IGetAround Smurfette as your gravi
Naija, I saw a preview for a real scary one this week! Yikes! It was like the crazy haired girl that climbs the celings and walls or something lines.
New Girl!
Happy New Year everyone! Hope you all had a fun and safe NYE.
@naija I’d date him too. Soft arms are better than the shrubs trying to Holler at me with their mixed kids and yt baby mama in the car. I must have a sign on that says i date baby daddies and/or married men smdh. Or maybe everyone just a daddy either way….i ain’t interested
@ new Girl…Was it that Mama movie?
Well it has the chick from smart guy in it it’s not going to be a funny movie because she’s not for comedy… It always seems like she tries too hard when she’s in some comedic film…
Well dayum! My comment finally got approved and everyone moved to the MW! Ima try this one mo’ time, Hello Roses!!
Its an honor to finally mov up from lurker status. MW is ok…nice teeth!
Are you on a pc V.?
If so, LOOK AT MARLON WAYANS TO THE LEFT
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Happy New Year Oprah!
Is registration open?
Should I be getting a back up log in just in case?
Dimpz I saw the commercial she was talking about… seems like I would save my money and not let that crap enter my space… Me + demonic scary movies
((on the factory bullhorn))Settle Down Leap Year!
How old are you? 7 or 8?
him’s cute yes indeed, gawjuss smile kinda looks like Derwin from the Game and Lloyd…
:poop:
<—-Loves Horror movies.
Aha! My job blocks those back up ads. They don’t play that chit, only people advertising shit is THEM
I only see ’em when I get on SR at home.
VDot says:
Is registration open?
Should I be getting a back up log in just in case?
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how does one get a back up login less’un you work at two different places? #forrealz
I’m with you Razzle, because that piece of the commercial that I saw
ION like scary movies, but I do
#kickingchairs #yelling #jumpingupinmovietheater #allofthat
I like him He doesn’t look all rough – the “rode hard and put up wet” look.
But why is his sister talking about how he uses his “things”? Sounds just a little creepy…
Hershey!
How was your New Years Love?
The folks with back up logins NEEDED back up logins, if’n you know what I mean
DDTS – ion do scary movies…this haunted house foolishness though…booooo…wait are you talking about the texas chainsaw movie?
Ok V.
Just imagine Marlon looking all scary mary 
Heyyyy Doesn’t Talk To Strangers!! How are you dear?
Hey NaijaGal!!
how does one get a back up login less’un you work at two different places? #forrealz
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Weeelllll I was at a different job when I got my
secondoriginal log in. And I imagine you can have friend/family members help you out if neededthe last packet I did caused a riot so welcome and chit…tell what you wanna tell…that’s all I got
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I’m not sure Naija, but I did see the mom and kid in the bathroom–Chainsaw, right? But the other one was some evil stuff
rozb says:
I like him He doesn’t look all rough – the “rode hard and put up wet” look.
But why is his sister talking about how he uses his “things”? Sounds just a little creepy…
him but can’t 
I know plenty of those girls… 
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maybe she’s really just a friend who refers to him as her brother because she wants to
VDot says:
Is registration open?
Should I be getting a back up log in just in case?
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Registration was open as of 8:30pm last night.. I think Sandra just closed it though… Glad to be moving up in the world. I been a lurker for years.
MzDimplez1123 says:
Hershey!
How was your New Years Love?
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Hey bewski :hugs: it was wonderful NO complaints…
well that I’ll mention here hun
Thanks VDot
Sometimes I just think the Wood can miss with the face, as long as the body right.. I’m here for eye candy, yes I am.
Good Morning everyone and Happy New Year!
Oprah, I am good yo! GOD is so so good!
How are you doing honeybunny?
Morning.. HNY to you @nakeya
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The folks with back up logins NEEDED back up logins, if’n you know what I mean
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Those extra logins are like a cat with nine lives, just won't die…if someone sits me on the
that's where I will stay…SR is VERY important to them 
:2dance: Happy New Years errybody! :2dance:
I approve of this morning wood
*going back to see if these are yet theeee rudest newbies YET*
texas chainsaw has trey songz in it. I’m assuming briefly since he’s black and you know how they do with black folk in horror films…
the other one was with two little girls I guess their mom died and is now haunting them. Her evil spirit is following them where ever they go..
evil spirits, demons, ghosts, witchcraft (with the exception of harry potter etc) and the like are something I dont do… 
Hershey, you get a Chi-Town (fancy chit) popcorn ball for the other day though!
he’s a cutie..love his smile
@mother jefferson what’s wrong with Jamie’s hair line?
if someone sits me on the
that’s where I will stay
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Nobody puts
BabyVdot in the corner.AND if they manage to, please believe the
of Patrick Swayze will save me 
Doesnt Talk—
Sorry bout that! I’m a (grown) 7 yrs old
That’s the one Razzle! The two little girls!
BUT ION play with Potter, or no wizards
#notjudging LOL
morning all and happy new year
BUNION
hey chica…missed your font…how you be
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Hershey, you get a Chi-Town (fancy chit) popcorn ball for the other day though!
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Nobody puts Baby Vdot in the corner.
AND if they manage to, please believe the of Patrick Swayze will save me
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leapyr~baby! says:
Doesnt Talk—
Sorry bout that! I’m a (grown) 7 yrs old
why is there a Hensel & Gretel movie?
Ok Justin
feeling this MW
LET’S LET OLD CHIT, BE JUST THAT…OLD CHIT…NO NEED TO BRING 2012 BULLCHIT INTO 2013
Looked at my Earnings statement and the gum’ment done took an extra $21.04 out my paycheck this week for taxes!!!!
@iyonah
leapyr~baby! says:
Well dayum! My comment finally got approved and everyone moved to the MW! Ima try this one mo’ time, Hello Roses!! Its an honor to finally mov up from lurker status. MW is ok…nice teeth!
Girl BYE!
for Hershey! 
That’s how I was looking that day because I KNOW without a doubt that DTTS ain’t never e-mailed SR!
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
@mother jefferson what’s wrong with Jamie’s hair line
He got that reversed hairline with it boxed off in the front instead of in the back 
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
That’s the one Razzle! The two little girls!
BUT ION play with Potter, or no wizards
#notjudging LOL
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Eh but the pott head movies (harry potter) isnt as dark as most of these movies that they're putting out now a days…it's meant towards children…kinda…as much as I love True Blood (I watch for Eric and Alcide) I kinda had to step back on that season with the witches and dark magic and posession stuff…
NaijaGal says:
LET’S LET OLD CHIT, BE JUST THAT…OLD CHIT…NO NEED TO BRING 2012 BULLCHIT INTO 2013
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…I was a little extra last time I was here….ugh So I agree with this!:oops:
Kynedy L says:
His nips belong in my mouth and his face between my…….not at the same time! Morning Roseheads!!!
Gurl u better go on LOL
So what yall do for New Years?
Nakeya
Mother 
I concur Naija, and even your name was thrown in there! That’s how I knew it was a lie! Point Blank!
@twerkthat Hey there! Welcome!
Kingston wake yo azz up
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Girl BYE! for Hershey!
That’s how I was looking that day because I KNOW without a doubt that DTTS ain’t never e-mailed SR!
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Has anyone seen the Lincoln movie? I heard it's Oscar worthy yes, no maybe? Did anyone eat the traditional NYE meal? I didn't eat the chitterlings at the party I went to…can't do it
Thanks Twerkthat and Doesnt Talk! <—-I see my age tickled you huh? Chit,I'm used to it
NaijaGal says:
why is there a Hensel & Gretel movie?
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because they have to top that darker version of snow white… You know theres always some director that has to one up the next…you see there’s another wizzard of oz coming in may…
@jeniefrumdabloc Hey now! Morning!
DTS
Ohh Razzle, funny how our minds work!
Nakeya —-> over there ma’am
#noroomfortheuniformed
Very Handsome….
Now off topic. Writes open letter to Aunty.
Dearest Auntie,
Would it be possible to do a post on T-boz’s reality show? We know now that some blogs most definitely have an impact on viewer-ship of certain shows and with some reporting done on it. The show may do better in the ratings and that way may be picked up for other seasons. I’m currently watching it and I like it. Its positive minus T-boz yelling throughout half the show. I think trying to be like Tamar. That’s just me. She better ask Monique where that sent her. Any who if you could please do a post on her show for your Millions of readers to help boost the show ratings would be much appreciated. ;)!
Love you down,
Ms ONE
@ Doesn’t Talk To Strangers – I’m doing just fine! No complaints. Had a quiet NYE to myself. I’m well rested today!
@Bedazzle
Yes he is now Nick Current… lookin like a Y big uptop lil on the bottom…
*whispers* (I’d still ride’m)
#myhornyazzneedsawhoopin
Very handsome, thanks for sharing Natallia.
libra80sbaby says:
So what yall do for New Years?
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Ate like a fatty and my son showed me how to play madden….lol I had a nice quite night with the family….I did get in one shot of something clear though….
@SANDRA
Dayum…
Mother Jefferson says:
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
@mother jefferson what’s wrong with Jamie’s hair line
his hair used to be so clean cut when he did the jamie foxx show… wtf happened man?? I used to think he was so sexy.. 
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He got that reversed hairline with it boxed off in the front instead of in the back
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You didn’t eat the chitterlings?!
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Hey Jennayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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That made me laugh! I have an uncle who is only 13 1/4 
7 Yr Old,
I was hoping that you’d play the age game yo!
@DTTS
When do I get to come out?!
@KINGSTON
You lookin sexy in that gravie pic.
this dude has nice teeth and not much else.
MsOnederful what is her show called?
@ MANUEL
get a life.
NaijaGal says:
BUNION hey chica…missed your font…how you be
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I’m good! What did you do for NYE?
@RAZZLE – no I didn’t know there was another WOZ…boooo…guess goldilocks and the 3 bears are next
Ain’t no way in hell I would be in The Morning Wood on here. Y’all naggras are brutal!!
@KINGSTON
“this dude has nice teeth and not much else.”
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I’m going to send you some pics. Will you PLEASE send in a request to Sandra to post me for morning wood since she is ignoring my emails…
Nakeya_j says:
@DTTS
When do I get to come out?!
When 4 Roses vote on it!
#ikidikid #butwait2moreminutes #ikidikid 
Has anyone seen the Lincoln movie?
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I saw it. Very good (I’m a history nut..) shows a side of Lincoln during the civil war, more like a look into his brain. I had no idea Mary Todd was crazy as she was in the movie.
It gets long at points, and its long in general (2hrs I think) but yes, oscar worthy.
kingstonn – cute pic luv!
Hey Man!
BUNION – it was cold and wet here so I stayed home…good thing though cause the dress I was gonna wear came to mid thigh
the ish looked longer on the hanger
@KINGSTON
”
“get a life.
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Quit playing with me and give me that thing to me.
WUT (non-freaky)
#youaskedforit
@dtts
Kingston
Man
Nakeya
goat76 says:
Ain’t no way in hell I would be in The Morning Wood on here. Y’all naggras are brutal!!
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I KNOW right?? Hey Goat!!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
You didn’t eat the chitterlings?!
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Hey Jennayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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7 Yr Old,
I was hoping that you’d play the age game yo! That made me laugh! I have an uncle who is only 13 1/4
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Ummm no I lubbs me some swine, but even my pig loving arse has a limit! They didn't stink for some reason…but looking at a big cauldron of them made me want to
looked like a bunch of dingy shredded tshirts in broth with onions and potatoes.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Nakeya_j says:
@DTTS
When do I get to come out?!
When 4 Roses vote on it! #ikidikid #butwait2moreminutes #ikidikid
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I said sorry!! lol No really I am. I promise I will act right today!
NaijaGal says:
@RAZZLE – no I didn’t know there was another WOZ…boooo…guess goldilocks and the 3 bears are next
the Oz movie it set for March 8.
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they’d be better off making a bernstien bears movie…
@Wut my hubby’s room mate is built like that surprisingly he’s a surfer from SoCal so his legs shouldn’t be in the same caliber of toothpicks.. when I went to visit I told him he had some skinny azz legs and he got mad…
I couldnt stop laughing
OTB, if’n you ever get a chance to take the kiddies to the Lincoln Library here, downstate–It’s awesome! Hieroglyphics! Like it’s him!
Yes, she was crazy, and she had it rough because she wasn’t how the people viewed a First Lady as.
NaijaGal says:
BUNION – it was cold and wet here so I stayed home…good thing though cause the dress I was gonna wear came to mid thigh the ish looked longer on the hanger
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Ain’t nothing wrong with showing some thigh! I’m sure it fit you perfectly lady!
Oprahs Bunion says:
goat76 says:
Ain’t no way in hell I would be in The Morning Wood on here. Y’all naggras are brutal!!
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I KNOW right?? Hey Goat!!
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Apollo via blog….
@dancerbee93 Hey now! Morning and Happy New Years
@OTB
“Has anyone seen the Lincoln movie?
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I saw it. Very good (I’m a history nut..) shows a side of Lincoln during the civil war, more like a look into his brain. I had no idea Mary Todd was crazy as she was in the movie.
It gets long at points, and its long in general (2hrs I think) but yes, oscar worthy. ”
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Yeah, wasn’t Mary Todd into astrology and the dark sciences and chit like that? I think some historian said she would have been diagnosed as bipolar and possibly manic depressive or something.
There is a rumor she slept with the dead body of Lincoln too.
I was going to watch the movie but it looked like it was going to require too much thinking.
I wanna see Hansel and Gretel.
Razzle, nickname him “1/2Skinny”
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
There is a rumor she slept with the dead body of Lincoln too.
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@Oprah
I’m glad you feel me…lol
What’s happening witcha!?!
@NaijaGal
Did you get that oil change and lube job over the holidays??
Happy New Year It’s 2013
Mr. Current has a nice jaw line and pretty teeth
28 MORE DAYS! :woot:
@DANCER/OPRAH
What’s up ladies? How was New Year’s and chit?
@ Doesnt Talk To Strangers I bet your uncle looks alot older for his age huh??
I only know one other person with the same b-day as me same yr and all. I aint gonna lie sometimes the chit sucks but all in all I’m cool with it
I’m different yeah I’m different lol
Yes, she was crazy, and she had it rough because she wasn’t how the people viewed a First Lady as.
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I downloaded a bio after the movie and I think she was crazy first and that put the ppl off on her. She was his second choice..his first came down with fever or something and died…and Mary Todd had been trying to woo him for the longest, then he married her.
I wondered if they checked Mary Todd for whatever killed the first chosen..
Slept with the dead body of Lincoln
I heard Lincold and Cirque were very good movies, guess I’ll check them out this weekend. What is Hansel and Gretel about? Who’s in it?
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
WUT (non-freaky) #youaskedforit
Whyyyy? Wut..honesty gets you whipped? 
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Man, stop making stuff up yo!
#heisprobablymadrightnowattutoring 
<–evil Mom laugh!
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New Girl, your twin wants to also & he wants to go to lunch tomorrow
Dancer! Hey bew!
NICE TEETH, NO SHADE-JUST DOESN’T DO IT FOR ME
@Unapologetic – That babies hair is the bizness
BUNION – it’s now being reserved as a first date dress *sniggles* if’in I ever get one…it’s hard out here for single gals
@NaijaGal
Did you get that oil change and lube job over the holidays??
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Is this sexual innuendo or are you talking about an actual car appointment?
#justasking
@GOAT
Hey nah!
@ New Girl…You off tomorrow?
Monkey!
So, Ion care yall watching REAL history movies! I saw Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter this weekend.
@GOAT – nope…still parked on the grass with a For Sale sign *le sigh*
OTB, you too!
She wasn’t a murderer. People treated her funny because she was homely looking
#andthatsall
heartland says:
MsOnederful what is her show called?
Thanks Heartland I forgot to mention it in the letter. Lol. It’s called Totally T-Boz and it airs on TLC..How appropriate right? The same network that has Dance moms and Honey Boo Boo Chile.
JUST LOOKING
*them monkey lips gave it away*
his first came down with fever or something and died…and Mary Todd had been trying to woo him for the longest, then he married her.
I wondered if they checked Mary Todd for whatever killed the first chosen..
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so Mary Todd in someway killed the first chick Lincoln wanted to marry
or thats what I’ve always thought. Too much of a Coincidence for me.
I think some historian said she would have been diagnosed as bipolar and possibly manic depressive or something.
There is a rumor she slept with the dead body of Lincoln too.
I was going to watch the movie but it looked like it was going to require too much thinking
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See. Crazy
My BD went with me and didnt fall asleep the whole time…and he said he “actually liked it” I think you’ll do fine. Might as well stretch the smallest muscle you got..get some girth..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DANCER/OPRAH
What’s up ladies? How was New Year’s and chit?
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I was a glamazon – only to attend a party with 11 folks there…smh…I left and was sleeping by midnight! What about you Man?
My NYE was
@Dimpz – Ohh you talking to me. *giggles
28 MORE DAYS
:woot:
Everything
(juss like Z French)
(monkey)
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Razzle, nickname him “1/2Skinny”
'twigs' suits him much better… 
that was my nickname until I started filling out as a teen.
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goat76 says:
@Oprah
I’m glad you feel me…lol
What’s happening witcha!?!
@NaijaGal
Did you get that oil change and lube job over the holidays??
I did! …tires rotated…transmission tuned…fluids topped off… that was a great night…. 
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Gotta lot of new faces in chere…
Bedazzled His Razzle says:
@NaijaGal
Did you get that oil change and lube job over the holidays??
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Is this sexual innuendo or are you talking about an actual car appointment?
#justasking
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sexual innuendo
@Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING :wave: <—- housewarming gifts
SHAUNIEBEAR!
I’z so tired! 
<–not off tomorrow
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Might as well stretch the smallest muscle you got..get some girth..
I’mma have to get you a nickname, that handle too long love.
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
I did! …tires rotated…transmission tuned…fluids topped off… that was a great night….
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*kicks your bumper*
Too much of a Coincidence for me.
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WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
goat76 says:
@Oprah
I’m glad you feel me…lol
What’s happening witcha!?!
@NaijaGal
Did you get that oil change and lube job over the holidays??
I did! …tires rotated…transmission tuned…fluids topped off… that was a great night….
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Damn!! Sounds like you got a complete overhaul…lol
G'Mornin Folks *tips hat*
What is in 174 gravi?
I was a glamazon – only to attend a party with 11 folks there…smh…I left and was sleeping by midnight!
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@Oprah I saw Django on Christmas…Kerry Washington had me shook in every scene she was in, that gurl was acting!
I watched TBoz show and I liked it, TLC is still my sh*t!
@ New Girl…He gonna be in the area?
OutsidetheBox says:
Too much of a Coincidence for me.
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Yall gone leave her alone! I’m sure she had an alibi!
#controversy 
Since I’m new I have a couple questions I want to ask. I’m hoping I dont get instantly shot up by all the SR vets
1. How do I change my gravi
2. How do I repost a comment and respond to it
*ducks for cover*
KITA :2dance: I sleepy.
NaijaGal says:
@GOAT – nope…still parked on the grass with a For Sale sign *le sigh*
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Don’t fret, tax season is here. Somebody will be looking for a nice ride.
@man I got WBW and slept allllll day yesterday.. I enjoyed myself during my vacay..now back to regular life
He’s gonna come to work tomorrow
@OTB
Dimpz **pinch cheeks**
Mother Jefferson heyyyy
I saw Django and I NEED to see it again. I walked out of the theater trying to decide if I was gonna end up knowing the movie by heart (a la Color Purple/ Nemo) or if I would be tired of it by 3rd viewing….
What is in 174 gravi?
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I see a selfie shot..
goat76 says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
goat76 says:
@Oprah
I’m glad you feel me…lol
What’s happening witcha!?!
@NaijaGal
Did you get that oil change and lube job over the holidays??
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I did! …tires rotated…transmission tuned…fluids topped off… that was a great night….
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Damn!! Sounds like you got a complete overhaul…lol
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Sometimes routine maintenance just won’t do… Gotta throw
mea car on the rack and let the mechanic get under it and do a complete tune up….7 Yr old,
1. Go to the RED ‘Gravitar’ and click on it, use your SR login and password.
2. Just ‘copy and paste’.
*kicks your bumper*
^^^That
Then.. THIS: “Don’t fret, tax season is here. Somebody will be looking for a nice ride.” =
@OPRAH
“My NYE was I was a glamazon – only to attend a party with 11 folks there…smh…I left and was sleeping by midnight! What about you Man?”
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I ain’t did chit either…
Watched some football, played some cards adn that’s about it.
DancingBee :2dance:
<— for OTBey
Nakeya_j says:
@twerkthat Hey there! Welcome!
Hey
… thanks
Oh, OTB, I thought it’d be a ratchett one that I’ll want to see come noon. Ehhhh
@Babygirl
Happy New Year
=/ I think I’m gonna go home in the next hour… That’s not trifling is it?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Gotta lot of new faces in chere…
Please don’t run them off asking for azz shots… Let the New Year get old first….
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NaijaGal says:
BUNION – it’s now being reserved as a first date dress *sniggles* if’in I ever get one…it’s hard out here for single gals
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I can’t believe it’s hard for you! where are you again?
NaijaGal says:
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
I did! …tires rotated…transmission tuned…fluids topped off… that was a great night….
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*kicks your bumper*
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Glad I had that worked on before you kicked it…
@ Gelly…Not if you come pick me up on your way.
@DTSS – Happy New Year! OWWWWWWWWW :woot:
((on the factory bullhorn)) Nakeya, you can come on out now!
I forgot
#pleaseaddto205thanks
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WUT, I see what you’re trying to get going mmmmm hmmmmmm
OutsidetheBox says:
I was a glamazon – only to attend a party with 11 folks there…smh…I left and was sleeping by midnight!
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OTB! I was soooo pissed!! LMAOOOO Don’t you hate getting ALL dressed to the 9’s ONLY to have wasted hair, make-up AND and outfit??
@WUT
“Gotta lot of new faces in chere…
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Please don’t run them off asking for azz shots… Let the New Year get old first….”
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I haven’t been intrigued enough by any of them to bless them with a request of an azz shot yet.
Once one of them stands out some, they MAY be granted with such a request.
OWWWWWWWWW :woot:
No newpost
WUT U TALKIN BOUT?! says:
Sometimes routine maintenance just won’t do… Gotta throw me a car on the rack and let the mechanic get under it and do a complete tune up….
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Reminds me of a scene from Police Academy….LMAO!!!
GellySammich says:
=/ I think I’m gonna go home in the next hour… That’s not trifling is it?
<—- getting my resume ready when your job is posted….
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Nahhhh… as long as you have a job tomorrow… hell take the day off… Nah where you work and what you do?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Gotta lot of new faces in chere…
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Please don’t run them off asking for azz shots… Let the New Year get old first….”
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I haven’t been intrigued enough by any of them to bless them with a request of an azz shot yet.
Once one of them stands out some, they MAY be granted with such a request.
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There’s the man I know
OB
!!! I KNOW that pain. I live in a smaller city too so Im usually prepared to be more dressed than others but when I “waste” it…shewwww. 
getting my resume ready when your job is posted….
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@ Goat….Was that Police Academy or Moving Violations?
I haven’t been intrigued enough by any of them to bless them with a request of an azz shot yet.
Once one of them stands out some, they MAY be granted with such a request.
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((on the factory bullhorn)) Nakeya, you can come on out now!
I forgot
*slides out of the corner and does the I’m free dance* lol lol
I know how you people are *nose in the air*
7 Yr old,
1. Go to the RED ‘Gravitar’ and click on it, use your SR login and password.
2. Just ‘copy and paste’.
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Ok thanks!
@JENIE
“No newpost ”
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Sandra prolly still drunk… Got this “Laurence-Fishburne-On-Steroids” pic up and chit.
I know they got some other chit goin on.
@ Shaun…..I need new hair, time to give mine a rest. Any suggestions?
Mother Jefferson says:
@Oprah I saw Django on Christmas…Kerry Washington had me shook in every scene she was in, that gurl was acting!
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Wasn’t she acting?? She was AWESOME!!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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I ain't did nuthin' :whistles: and sneaks off somewhere…
WUT, I see what you’re trying to get going mmmmm hmmmmmm
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lol I ain’t getting fired WUT… small family owned business… I’m secretary, HR, manager… whatever I have to be that doesn’t involve manual labor #goodlife
I want to take the time to thank some of you for checking on me during this trying ordeal of Kim K. confirming her pregnancy with Kanye.
I have forgiven Kim for her transgressions and I know she will find her way to me somehow.
Good Afternoon Roses :wave:
Why does Yahoo ALWAYS act up? I can’t even check my sales ads or shipment statuses!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Gotta lot of new faces in chere…
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Please don’t run them off asking for azz shots… Let the New Year get old first….”
_________________
I haven’t been intrigued enough by any of them to bless them with a request of an azz shot yet.
Once one of them stands out some, they MAY be granted with such a request.
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The OLD 2012 MAN done rollled his behind right into 2013
Will nothing change about you?
@GellySammich
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Goat….Was that Police Academy or Moving Violations?
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Good catch on the Moving Violations..Don’t know why I said Police Academy..That lady actually went to the mechanic shop, got on the lift, and got lubed up.
I will forever call it, getting your oil change..lol
OTB & New Girl
I still got these 3 inches of chewed up stuff on the right side, being hidden right now!
Maybe I can donate it to Kenya!
@keesh!!!!!!!! :hugs:
@man She will find you to take care of that baby whilst adding more cactus to her desert
@ Goat…..that shyt was
I hear ya DTTS… but I just know there’s a clause in there bout folk that aint in the midwest
uummm heretofore those that don’t rep this city can be put on full blast and can be compared to household appliances and the like….
@ New Girl…I think being natural has made mine hate heat.
Mornin Keesh
I need new hair, time to give mine a rest. Any suggestions?
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*chest puffed* I took this pic myself OTBey
Diva if ya lurking hey hun
Fay Fay too 
Wasn’t she acting?? She was AWESOME!!
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Thats what she brings to Scandal. Thats why i hate ppl turned off on it thinking its “soaps” .
GellySammich says:
lol I ain’t getting fired WUT… small family owned business… I’m secretary, HR, manager… whatever I have to be that doesn’t involve manual labor #goodlife
so basically cuz you are the Manager, you ain’t gone fire yourself and if you do..HR ain’t gone process the papers the secretary send anyway huh 
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#jobsecuritylikeamug!
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New Girl, could be
I am just lazy and since the Whip handles the frizz like nobody’s business, well ummm Imma do better soon
Real soon! *does the swoosh from my hair* 
grrrrr I spoke but I guess my font is fuggin white today
Dimpz
OTB
Razzle
Hey yall
Keesh
@ New girl..Godiva’s makes these candy bars like Paydays where you choose the topping.
<—-Me fighting not to take my ass down there
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Goat…..that shyt was
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I wants to watch it now….just got done watching the trailer….
Sup DTTS how’d the holiday’s treat you?
Where is MsDiva?
Where is Shay from OHIO?
@ Dancer…I Spoke back, hugged you, and asked about you and your’s.
@dimpz ooohhh sawwwyyy :hugs: Doing welll this here way..Just freaking coooollddd in STL
@ New Girl…Shay probably somewhere looking for more unexpected deliveries.
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ New girl..Godiva’s makes these candy bars like Paydays where you choose the topping.
<—-Me fighting not to take my ass down there
GETCHO AZZZZZ
How in thee hail we gonna eat like phat girls during lunch, WHEN you trying to get phat without ME!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Diva if ya lurking hey hun Fay Fay too
Yeah Fay…I gots my whip; thank you chiiii
hey there Jenie
OldSkool, nice and relaxing!
Just the way that I like it!
How was yours?
<–spoke back to Dancer like this
#fortherecord
Oldskool, which fragrance did you order? #nosey
@ New Girl…You could always come with me.
Now what’s up with twin and lunch tomorrow?
@dtts
heyyy there @oldskool @gelly how ya be?
Dancer me and you dancing ^^ there.
I’m good Dancer… trying so hard to wait until the mail comes before I dip out of here but things aren’t looking too promising. How you?
No
yet?! Da Fugg Sandra doing? Gettin some new year 
Oldskool
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ New Girl…You could always come with me.
Now what’s up with twin and lunch tomorrow?
BUT, IONO wanna see where those chocolates will land on me
#youpick #nobossnotimeconstraints 
#theworldismine-ninobrown 
Yes, tomorrow!
soooo anybody wanna bash their “in-laws” (legal ones or not) with me?
Da fugggg
Gelly, I will bash some (out)laws for not saying Thank You for Christmas gifts! Da fugg kinda bullshatt is that yo!?
no? I like mine too then
@ New Girl….Since we have a guest of honor, let him pick.
292-kids
any suggestions on a good movie on Netflix ?
Snow on the Bluff
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer’s Journey
Young Adult
Catfish
2 Days in Paris
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
Oh boy
Imma tell him you called him that 
Hey there Dancer,Dimpz,Keesh, Goat,Gelly,OTB,Naija, Man,Kingston,Bedazzled,Vdot and errbody else!!!
@DTTS I got the sampler with 5 different scents! I love it!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
any suggestions on a good movie on Netflix
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Dancehall Queen….well I liked it.
DTTS mine have been complaining (not to me) that I don’t like them and I don’t let my son spend enough time with them and I’m not open and blah blah blah… doing that ain’t helping their case
((factory bullhorn)) V. Settle Down!
DTTS
WH=has wrong. And I aint that jealous yall having lunch.
When I get my new radiator hose…im going to have lunch with Fay.
soooo anybody wanna bash their “in-laws” (legal ones or not) with me?
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ask me next week AFTER my daughters birthday **dont wanna steal my babies thunder**
jeniefrumdabloc says:
any suggestions on a good movie on Netflix
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Cocaine Cowboys
Ok dancer but don’t let me forget. I got a lot to say about these people!
@DTTS I got the sampler with 5 different scents! I love it!
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Gelly, tell them EYE said
Snow on the Bluff
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Girrlll this moive rite huuurrr… I was looking at the screen like
Still no new post???
Why Sandra keep this dayum Morning Wood posts up forever and a day?
Vdot BayBay :kissy:
:starryeyed: 
@ Shaun…You gone come pick me up?
GellySammich says:
Ok dancer but don’t let me forget. I got a lot to say about these people!
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do tell!!!
List:
WH=HasWrong :translationneeded:
303 & 306
Memories of The Bluff
Chile. No place to raise a fmaily. Not even a plant.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
any suggestions on a good movie on Netflix
Have you seen The Others with Nicole Kidman? That’s a good one!:yes:
@Gelly Thank you much; trying to spread a little happiness in this new year via nature
When I get my new radiator hose…im going to have lunch with Fay.
Pick you up
In Chicago 
Fay just in the Panhandle..Im going to see a man about a dog, then imma swang thru and see her.
Ion know how to swang to Chitown.
Listen. My nails a little longer this week. Leave me be.
That’s pretty much how I plan to sum it up DTTS… and I don’t wanna do it through no middle man (BD). We can talk about all your dumb ass complaints point for point. and in the end I AIN’T CHANGING
Snow on the Bluff was fuggin cray cray. I kept watching it like this can’t be real. It just can’t
#areyoudoingthiswithyourrefundcheckalaKeesh
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I woulda been rolling but GM funny with the parts. :eyeroll:
can we appeal to get Marlon Wayans OFF the side of the blog? that face is not a pretty one.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I want to take the time to thank some of you for checking on me during this trying ordeal of Kim K. confirming her pregnancy with Kanye.
I have forgiven Kim for her transgressions and I know she will find her way to me somehow.
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Yea I thought about you when this happened! Haha! Maybe you do really need to ask some of these new roses for a couple of azz shots – take your mind off KK for a bit!
I will just tell Fay something
and that we’ll be there in a jiffy! 
New Girl, I going out ‘lotto style’ with only the clothes on our backs!
Morning Wood is Fuggable
Fay just in the Panhandle..Im going to see a man about a dog, then imma swang thru and see her.
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So Stranger Danger out here making up lunch visits?!?!?!
<—Needs to go check Snow on the Bluff
Jay!
lawd….
kingstonn says:
can we appeal to get Marlon Wayans OFF the side of the blog? that face is not a pretty one.
Concubine is that you in the gravi?
@ dtts
why the hell he keep making movies like this? WHY?!
@ kita
I’m lost V.
luVn :wave:
Hey GELLY! :wave:
Smurfette
King
Naija
OprahsB
NakeYa
msDimpz . .
And errybody else . . toooo many to name
AND I AM way discombobulated tuhhDay!
out of all the people in the ad, Marlon is bothering yall? not the glasses on the right? or the extended forehead below him?
!!! Rasheeda’s husband KIRK! Thats who MW reminds me of.
#botheringmeallday
@luVn_liFe Hey now! HNY and Good Morning
:wave: HoLa OTB . .
S/N RAY LEWIS IS RETIRING AFTER THE PLAYOFFS :crying1:
hey luvn!
@ MANUEL
PLEASE GO GET A LIFE. and live it.
far away from this blog.
but scept a better head shape. right? =/
Luvyn
Nakeya_j says:
Hey now! HNY and Good Morning
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same to you! butuuMh its 12:33 here,Although i just got here and it feels like morning :crying1:
The Loooooooong HoLiday break did me no good . .
Is he really?!?!
In celebration of one of the greatest. Thats like what 16? 17 seasons! 
@ gelly
ion like Essence Atkins.
she used to piss me off way back in Smart Guy days. idk why..
but yes. Marlon’s face keeps watching me as i leave my computer and go across the room.
but scept that.
@lvun!!!!!
I keep
every time I refresh my screen and see Marlon
He is handsome. Definately model material. Good Luck to him.
Hope everyone is having a good start to the new year. I’m really not feeling being at work this week but, the markets are open so, I have to coffee myself in to production.
GellySammich says:
Concubine is that you in the gravi?
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Yes it is I
Hi there LuVn
@Jenie Let me know your thoughts once you’ve watched it
Kingston it’s her side mouth that does it. If she just centered her lips when she spoke…
HNY Luvin!
@ Jay…You saying ion wanna see that?
I watched so many movies this weekend
Pitch Perfect
)
321 Frankie Go Boom
Deadfall
Sparkle
Pitch Perfect
Hope Springs
Dark Knight Rises
Safe
Total Recall
Audition (Jordan read the subtitles AND added adlibs
and sadly, I feel like I forgot one or too
Kingston it’s her side mouth that does it. If she just centered her lips when she spoke…
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I feel this way about Kerry Washington..something about that mouf
OlSkool
How ya doing.
@otb . . yes he is,I suppose its time
DancerB
kingstonn says:but yes. Marlon’s face keeps watching me as i leave my computer and go across the room<– LMAO!
@dimpz I wanna see pitch Perfect
That’s all he can do Kingstonn
OAN: I saw a commercial or some ish for the next generation of the Wayans, no joke, I was like
And we need this Why? 
@ kita
HELL NO. *crosses arms*
@ gelly
have you seen N-Secure on Netflix?
if there was ever a funnier movie that WAS NOT supposed to be funny, starring Essence and her wayward mouth speaking, it’s that. i laughed throughout the whole thing.. then kept pausing and rewatching. took me like 3 hrs to watch it.
@Dimpz . .
I cant sit at no theater that long..
maybe i’ll catch it on VUZE or sumpthin
I watched a few movies these last 12ish days too.
I was suppose to go see Django unchained but seen it was 2hours 45 mins long
Hey Luvn – How you doern?
What’s ‘this q’ you got going Jenny?
#nosey
*LuvLife!
Just found out that BOSS is not cxlcd.
Just Looking Don’t Ask Me NOTHING says:
Hey Luvn – How you doern?
:wave: Hewwo
no Kingston I haven’t but she’s one of those people that makes me sad… like Meagan Good. That dayum Deliver Us From Eva movie just hurt my whole heart.
DTS YA instant que in netflix!! ya list of movies
Saw Total Recall from RedBox. Is it on Netflix? Somebody’s twin gonna have some Splaining to do over my one dollar
Salutations and shyt folks.
:wave:
Hope Springs
I also watched Dark Knight.. 
…Safe..with Jason Statham right? Or Nick Cage..? IDk Good one tho! 
Speaking of MEGAN GOOD shes going to be on Deception on NBC i think it starts next week
<—Wants to know what the hell y'all talking about?
@ gelly
have you seen Megan and her eyebrows in Video Girl?
you’re gonna crack up.
two**
dancerbee93 says:
Kingston it’s her side mouth that does it. If she just centered her lips when she spoke…
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I feel this way about Kerry Washington..something about that mouf
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And I feel this way about lil scrappy; it’s as if his top lip in numb so it doesn’t move quite right when he talks…I went to the dentist over the holidays and my whole top lip was numb and when I left I asked my son who do I look like when I say this “imma put dem paws on ’em” and he cracked up!
LUV N – hey ma what’s up
@BUNION – it’s sparse in Dallas *or it could be that I don’t go out
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I saw a commercial or some ish for the next generation of the Wayans, no joke, I was like And we need this Why?
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Why fore the look just like their elder tho
I watched;
the Watch with ben stiller,Vince Vaughn . . OMG it was FUNNY AZ hayle!
ExpendebablesII was good
ion like Mz.Dimplez1123. i really, really don’t.
which is why I can’t watch that show Luvn… plot looks watchable but my lip starts to turnin up every time she comes across the screen.
:wave: All you later ladies! Happy New Year!
<–ION like Kerri's ole pursed up lips since Save The Last Dance
I can't focus #herlipsaintmyfault
Pitch Perfect
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This movie was HILARIOUS!
Fat Amy :bump: Me
@ Shaun..Stratum
@ Jay…You gone stop plugging that damned movie
@ New Girl…I didn’t watch any of those on Netflix.
Nah Kingston. You’re asking too much of me.
Noting Much here NaiajGal . .Just trying to get back into the swing of work . .
thanK the LaWd its a Short week!I’ll be ready NEXT MONDAY,
KIM’S COMMENTS ON HER 12 WEEK PREGNANCY
“I wouldn’t say that it’s been easy,” Kim disclosed.
“When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would have to disagree,” she said. “It’s not as easy as people think. It is, you know, a little painful. There’s a lot of growing pains.”
SOURCE:ENTERTAINMENT TONITE
Why I need a bat signal for @Strangers?
:2dance: Happy New Years to you too
@ dtts
i saw that mess.
better yet, who’s gonna watch that?
SN: that Wayan bro who was the Thug on Malibu’s Most Wanted is gorgeous!
Damien Dante Wayans
AND THE FOLLOWING AS WELL..
I think from this stage on it does become easier and funner. I heard it’s all worth it, so I’m looking forward to that, and I’m excited.”
:wave: @ Dubb and YSO
GellySammich says:
which is why I can’t watch that show Luvn… plot looks watchable but my lip starts to turnin up every time she comes across the screen.
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wasn’t Fat Amy taking baths with her brother in Bridesmaids..?
@ gelly
i’m sorry
@ kita
it’s a slept on movie. a must see.
What’s going on in here???
380
*snickers*
yall family is already paid, whatcha doing all this for? 
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Gelly, *whispers* I had my bff doing the ‘keri lip’ at her party all night long
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OTB, I was all like Awwww young people, BUT
ION get it and I’m not gonna watch it…
luVn_liFe… says:
@Dimpz . .
I watched a few movies these last 12ish days too.
I was suppose to go see Django unchained but seen it was 2hours 45 mins long I cant sit at no theater that long..
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I feel ya went to see the Hobbit and about 45 min into the movie I was
sht be too long I woke up looking like 
was loss then a mug
Hope Springs
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Is this on Netflix? Red Box? Bootlegman?
I needs to see it since it has Meryl Streep. LOVE me some Meryl. Easily one of the top 5 actresses out.
Who told that fool pregnancy becomes more fun as you get fatter and more tired?
New Post Naggras
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I just wanted to flick on the switch 
No reason Kdub
: that Wayan bro who was the Thug on Malibu’s Most Wanted is gorgeous!
~ ~ ~ ~
I watched that this weekend,i didnt realize ther was a Wayans in that . . that is pure comedy too
@ VDOT..Who was really Fat Patricia.
I watched it twice. Once alone and once with the lil ones.
DTTS you get stupider and stupider
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
KIM’S COMMENTS ON HER 12 WEEK PREGNANCY
You would think all them damn pipes going through you wouldn’t be easy! She needs to have a damn _/ already
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Wasn’t easy
@ Kingston…..They were weird as hell in Bridesmaids.
Redbox.
Meryl >>> Bey.. Dont tell Bey. Im sure it would crush her. 
KIM’S COMMENTS ON HER 12 WEEK PREGNANCY
“I wouldn’t say that it’s been easy,” Kim disclosed.
“When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would have to disagree,” she said. “It’s not as easy as people think. It is, you know, a little painful. There’s a lot of growing pains.”
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Well Mrs. Humphries Welcome to motherhood, and tell Kris I said Congrats on the New Baby.
KIM’S COMMENTS ON HER 12 WEEK PREGNANCY
“I wouldn’t say that it’s been easy,” Kim disclosed.
“When people say pregnancy is fun and they love it, I would have to disagree,” she said. “It’s not as easy as people think. It is, you know, a little painful. There’s a lot of growing pains.”
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Well Mrs. Humphries Welcome to motherhood, and tell Kris I said Congrats on the New Baby.
Who told that fool pregnancy becomes more fun as you get fatter and more tired?
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*snickers* Bey .
Hi Everyone!
I hope everyone has a wonderful 2013!
yaaassss!
VDot says:
Ehhh. Nice enough. He does’t cause my lady parts to throb
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He doesn’t give me panty pudding.
He doesn’t make me hello kitty purr.
He doesn’t make my lips quiver.
There…I fixed it for you…. #helpful :tea:<——really a white chocolate mocha frap from Starbucks