It’s never too late for Morning Wood.
Twitter was all abuzz over a photo purporting to show NBA star Serge Ibaka’s ‘package’. As you know, Serge and singer/songwriter Keri Hilson are an item. Keri has plenty of time to follow Serge’s team bus around the country since her career has been put on ice by Beyonce.
She must be beaming with pride over the fact that women on social networking sites are debating over what her man is working with. (There is no such debate over Beyonce’s husband, Jay Z.)
I really don’t see anything in the photo but some wind blown material, but thirsty women (and the gays) who know what to look for say they see it in all its glory.
See what all the fuss is about after the break.
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Keri is SO pretty to me.
I’ll take it.
If that’s it nice
He has nice eyes and a nice smile. I can’t see the duck
Keri is very pretty MzDimplez1123! I’m soooo happy for her. I want to see her career take off! On another note: I’m hating what pregnancy is doing to Kim K’s fake behind. I can’t even look at pictures of her now without frowning in disgust. She has to be the worse-shaped pregnant celebrity ever!
OH Wait, I just SAW it
#reversecowboy
New Girl
Beta
Miany
Keri is super purdii
I see that dack…
I’ll take that ‘D’ for $4,000,000 Alex!
@ SDS..Poor Kim. All the fluff under all the nip and tucking..
Who is that a car salesmen? Looking like
His Shirt does say “Rise”…
:wave:
DIMPZ
SmurFeTTe . Hewwo
HIS!!
SDSthomas
cubanprincess
I see that dack!!!!!! *slobbering*
Dis naggra done took my woman!!
Dats why they ass gonna lose to the Heat again. Na!!
Idk what I’d do with all that
Like…where would it fit??
SDS and New Girl
Folks think they can control everything 
I think it’s hilarious how her body’s morphing
I’m scrolling up and down looking for the link. I see it. If that’s real. Good for yew Keri.
That thang look like that Jamaican Sensation that fugged me from another room on a Thursday but I didn’t see him until Friday.
Bad Influence says:
Keri is super purdii
I see that dack…
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Oh boy see it too……….lol
goat76 says:
Dis naggra done took my woman!!
Dats why they ass gonna lose to the Heat again. Na!!
MzDimplez1123 says:Poor Kim.All the fluff undr all the nip\tucking
EXACTLY,What the BIGGEST problem is!
That’s nothing but a wind blown fold in the material. If you ladies look up, you will see a similar wind blown shape on the right side of his t-shirt. If it was a real peen it would look like a solid mass. But don’t let me ruin your fantasies.
Luvnnnnnn
Hey New Girl!
Paulette!
Ion see no ducks!
AlabamaSky says:
Idk what I’d do with all that Like…where would it fit??
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chile is you for realz?
ALSKy
With a duck like that you got get creative or else
Sandra Rose says:
That’s nothing but a wind blown fold in the material. If you ladies look up, you will see a similar wind blown shape on the right side of his t-shirt. If it was a real peen it would look like a solid mass. But don’t let me ruin your fantasies.
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Gone some where Sandra cause he got Diva feeling some kind of way right now err time I scroll up!
MzTisch says:
I’m scrolling up and down looking for the link. I see it. If that’s real. Good for yew Keri.
I can see that Hammer thru the pants
WAIT! :stop: Is there a link of it ib the FLESH???
I’d gobble that dikk up. Yes ma’am
SR, do you see the ‘mushroom’ part of the duck? That’s not the wind
goat76 says:
Dis naggra done took my woman!!
Dats why they ass gonna lose to the Heat again. Na!!
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I think she was fair game…I know strippers with a busier work schedule
Naw Auntie, that’s a mean imprint. I can feel it through my computer screen.
OK, I see it now.
Very Nice
He’s very handsome in the 1st pic
I think its a bend in his fabric.
Keri aint taking no lot of d!ck. Nope. I dont believe it.
My pen pal (yeah he locked up, and?) sent me a pic showing off his tats and chit but I was looking at his gym shorts :eek:. They need to hurry up and give that nigga free.
luVn_liFe… says:
MzTisch says:
I’m scrolling up and down looking for the link. I see it. If that’s real. Good for yew Keri.
WAIT! Is there a link of it ib the FLESH??? I can see that Hammer thru the pants
^^^^^^
Not here. I saw something on that other site, but I didn’t click it. I may get walked up outta here. M…….T……..
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
SR, do you see the ‘mushroom’ part of the duck? That’s not the wind
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*Leans to the side* I think it might actually curve Yall
If it was a real peen it would look like a solid mass. But don’t let me ruin your fantasies.
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@ Sandra how you know you been f&ucking woman and NOT telling the clique???
OutsidetheBox says:
I think its a bend in his fabric.
Keri aint taking no lot of d!ck. Nope. I dont believe it.
My pen pal (yeah he locked up, and?) sent me a pic showing off his tats and chit but I was looking at his gym shorts . They need to hurry up and give that nigga free
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I heard skinty women s’pose to be deep. A couple dudes tole me dat.
Naw Auntie, that’s a mean imprint. I can feel it through my computer screen.
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I thought it was too but then is he not wearing anything underneath ?It should be more balled up than straight hang at that time no?
K I T A
@ His, Dimpz, Vdot, & DTTS
Ermahgawd! A selfie! What if my kids see you!
Nice
SHAUNIE-BEAR!
How are you my love?!
WHERE IS YOUR NAME GYP? I CANT BELEE I MISSED YOUR BDAY
Gyppy! 
MzTisch OH
OTBey
U R a tru Ganstarrr
VDot says:
I’d gobble that dikk up. Yes ma’am
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Betaaaa & Goat
Sandy
You are SOOOOO Gorg!
I like that second pic of them….
I thought it was too but then is he not wearing anything underneath ?It should be more balled up than straight hang at that time no?
NOPE
He’s
Free
BallIn
its
just
jangliNG
hanging
I think she was fair game…I know strippers with a busier work schedule
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NEGRO GONE!
Dimpz!
GA i panched yo cheeks downstairs bew..u so purdii
ERMAHGAWD
Hissy
Dont u want to make me a closure
I bought some pretty Indian Hair and cant find a closure to match it crying:
I thought it was too but then is he not wearing anything underneath ?It should be more balled up than straight hang at that time no?
Nahh
If
He
HAD
Just
Finished
Swimming then MAYBE He would have some ShrinkaGE
I’m here Jax! I slept thru my bday, woke up, made tacos and baked myself a cake…took a huge shot of tequila and woke up at 6:30am and moved from the bed to couch.
Jackson
I heard skinty women s’pose to be deep. A couple dudes tole me dat.
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You know what I heard this before too!!
Keri you lucky summa bish. I dont do monstorus d!ck. But i see the appeal.
@SandriTa
If it was a real peen it would look like a solid mass:
Ummh
So
YOUvE
Been On that PlayGround B4?
The pic w/him with the hood on looks like Dennis Rodman, before the piercings & Tatts.
@Bad
What you smoking on??
Is ErMahGawd in here?
Ty…i got u bew! :2dance:
U R a tru Ganstarrr
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Cause i know ppl in prison?
Small town..hard knock lives for a lot of the (Black) ppl from here.
Keri you lucky summa bish. I dont do monstorus d!ck.
Me Neither
Pinky siZe will DO
NOPE
He’s
Free
BallIn
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I dont carr for free ballers. So weird. Doesnt clothing lining chafe yall pieces? Males?
@Goat Cali bud… raw kush on deck
Thats a mean imprint ::-D:
OutsidetheBox says:
U R a tru Ganstarrr
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Cause i know ppl in prison? Small town..hard knock lives for a lot of the (Black) ppl from here.
NOPE
Bcause of alot of Otha StuFF U font,but that one sealed it4me.I aint forgot bout the Pepto Caprice
I’m not for free balling neither. Ion like no saggy balls.
Bad Influence says:
@Goat Cali bud… raw kush on deck
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Got Damn, Raw Kush?? That sounds like it suppose to put you on yo ass…lol
I’m here Jax! I slept thru my bday, woke up, made tacos and baked myself a cake…took a huge shot of tequila and woke up at 6:30am and moved from the bed to couch.
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What did the kiddos do for you? Lots of homemade goodies?
Lawd them kids be killing me with that stuff.. 
OutsidetheBox says:
I heard skinty women s’pose to be deep. A couple dudes tole me dat.
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You know what I heard this before too!!
Keri you lucky summa bish. I dont do monstorus d!ck. But i see the appeal.
^^^^^^^
Ion either. But, I will at least try. ONCE. At least smack myself in the face wid it.
Diva says:
I see that dack!!!!!! *slobbering*
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*scrolls back up*
I like curves
LUVN you had me talking to myself downstairs
raw kush on deck
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*stifles green monster of envy*
I’m sure it smokes wonderfully. *lip curl*
Cool…I gotta do that twitter shyt again huh
stifles green monster of envy*
I’m sure it smokes wonderfully. *lip curl*
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OutsidetheBox says:
NOPE
He’s
Free
BallIn
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I dont carr for free ballers. So weird. Doesnt clothing lining chafe yall pieces? Males?
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IDK…. but I wear draws. I hate nipple chaffing. Why the fcuk do men have nipples for anyway.
DAMMMNNNNNNNN
my mouth is watering for some odd reason
MissHarlem says:you had me talking to myself downstairs
SIGN
NOW HOW Da Haylee
I clearly put up the
I rode a curve once and walked like Denzel from Malcolm X when he had the conk in his hair for about a week.
HARLEM!
VDot says:
Naw Auntie, that’s a mean imprint. I can feel it through my computer screen.
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I feel it through mine too!!!!!
I once had a Humungous Duck that I couldn’t wrap my hand around
I survived though #sidewaysonly
The job ain’t block shii….they network was just acting up.
my next boo thang better have a monster
on topic… I have never found a monster cocker but if I came across one I’d prbably let him split me open real quick……
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says: SR, do you see the 'mushroom' part of the duck? That's not the wind :no: _______________ Don't you see the same mushroom shape on the right side of his t-shirt? :shrug:
@Yourname
Hopefully I can catch up with yall tomorrow after watching The Game! 
smooches sweet babies :in my lil Richard voice:
I left you something downstairs chile, just a lil belated birthday wish. Let me get my slow A$$ on outta here since I can’t keep up…yall bout 80 comments deep in here and I’m just finding out where yall at!
Lil kids made me cards, Boy Gyps had a rough day cause remember their dad died last year on my bday so I was checking on him all day. Big girl Gyps, got me the cutest scarf,sunglasses and bouquet of flowers.
Just went to see wut u said MZHARLEM . . gotchu,Yeah Im only doing a tablespoon evryOtha DAy
SeTTle down ur Fiance’s here to soothe U
Sandra, is morning wood for us equivalent to camel toes for you?
Boygah I need some of that yo!
Ion either. But, I will at least try. ONCE. At least smack myself in the face wid it.
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I always log in to comment on the perv post! Smh! I have a problem and I admit it so sue me!!
Smonae says:
I like curves
^^ Neva had one of them either…my homegirl used to tell me about dude she was screwing…
Wonder if I can get a monster that curves #KillingTwoBirdsWithOneStone #HopeTheCurvedMonsterDontKillMe
Diva says:
AlabamaSky says:
Idk what I’d do with all that Like…where would it fit??
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chile is you for realz?
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AlabamaSky says:
Diva says:
AlabamaSky says:
Idk what I’d do with all that Like…where would it fit??
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chile is you for realz?
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just looking at it hurts
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Just looking at it gets my panties wet!!!!!!
Sandra, is morning wood for us equivalent to camel toes for you?
LUVN I sure hope she is I only been kissed by one person today
My bad habit gotta mushroom shape….That’s why he my bad habit. I’m gonna go in the
b4 I get to flashbacks of last night and telling stories.
The first time with hugeduck wellll lemme say you better be ready.
JMO!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The first time with hugeduck wellll lemme say you better be ready.
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
ALSKy
With a duck like that you got get creative or else
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I can tell!!!!!!!
IDK…. but I wear draws. I hate nipple chaffing. Why the fcuk do men have nipples for anyway.
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<—-Likes Monsters
:wave: hey Dimpzzzzzz
I once had a Humungous Duck that I couldn’t wrap my hand around
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Yall still together? Got any pics you wanna share:
Miany, mine had both Woooooo Yeahhhhh :woot:
SON I think this calls for some Adina Howard yo! :2dance: Freak in the morning, Freak in the evening……………….
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
b4 I get to flashbacks of last night and telling stories.
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Tell ’em
I’m done working for the day. FUGG THIS 4:00 CONFERENCE CALL!
MZ
hey boo
Lil kids made me cards, Boy Gyps had a rough day cause remember their dad died last year on my bday so I was checking on him all day. Big girl Gyps, got me the cutest scarf,sunglasses and bouquet of flowers.
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!! Thats right. He sure did pass last year this time.
You such a good mama, Gyp. It reflects in your kids.
MzDimplez1123 says:
JMO!
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Vdot, he is no longer living
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The first time with hugeduck wellll lemme say you better be ready.
Put my cape on thought I was the Pink Power Ranger 
Will have u reaching for shyt thats not there 
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AlabamaSky says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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fo shame fo shame…..Loves a fine diner!!!!!!! yes i do
Lawd Jesus he ain’t know what to do with that dack
Y’all off da chain.
Is ErMahGawd in here?
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THEY *points* be throwing the word around all loud and wrong smh
*did I really just eat that entire footlong sub and grab for more and it was gone??*
Anywhoo, heyyyy dimpz :hugs:
SON :2dance: very appropiate
Have the sudden urge to imitate a hoover vacumn. IDK
AlabamaSky says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
Listen here… Take control of the duck
If’n he can handle it, YOU handle him! 
Get ’em cowgirl! 
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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Well alright.
‘d for the wordplay. 
AlabamaSky says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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Lawd Jesus he ain’t know what to do with that dack fo shame fo shame…..Loves a fine diner!!!!!!! yes i do
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His fine dining was 5 star. Damn near made up for the slack dack
Gelly! :yahoo;
IDK…. but I wear draws. I hate nipple chaffing. Why the fcuk do men have nipples for anyway.
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They are for decoration so men wont feel left out
Thank you, they are the best thing that I have done with my life and I have lived!
AlabamaSky says:
AlabamaSky says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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Lawd Jesus he ain’t know what to do with that dack fo shame fo shame…..Loves a fine diner!!!!!!! yes i do
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His fine dining was 5 star. Damn near made up for the slack dack
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*calling MrDiva*
<— talking to Naija grandpa onna phone
(Mr. Winfrey)
I’m done working for the day.
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Ty says:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
The first time with hugeduck wellll lemme say you better be ready.
Put my cape on thought I was the Pink Power Ranger 
Will have u reaching for shyt thats not there 
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Have you MJ Moonwalking outta the bed by your ass
OutsidetheBox says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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Well alright. ‘d for the wordplay.
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LOL!!! The tongue was definitely great INSIDE the box, I won’t tell a lie
Diva says:
AlabamaSky says:
AlabamaSky says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
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Lawd Jesus he ain’t know what to do with that dack fo shame fo shame…..Loves a fine diner!!!!!!! yes i do
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His fine dining was 5 star. Damn near made up for the slack dack
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*calling MrDiva*
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That is some Hysterectomy dack.
THEY *points* be throwing the word around all loud and wrong smh
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No we re-purposed the word cause you mofos aint chit
Vdot, he is no longer living
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RIP Big Dyck B@stard *pour out a lil wine cooler*
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
AlabamaSky says:
One of my exes had a prettttttty big one, but unfortunately he didn’t even know what to do with it. It was a waste. He was quite a fine diner though, always ate every drop on his plate.
Listen here… Take control of the duck If’n he can handle it, YOU handle him! Get ‘em cowgirl!
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And this is true!!!!!
Who Dat says:
That is some Hysterectomy dack.
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He can give me my hysterectomy gladly
@ Who Dat…..My guy says dacks like what Breezy’s are hysterectomy dacks. Just long and skinny and poking the shat out of you.
Anybody like going in somebody’s pocket, and holding onto the duck?
VDot says:
Vdot, he is no longer living
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RIP Big Dyck B@stard *pour out a lil wine cooler*
LOL!!
4Real ya’ll MoFos Is KUHHRAZZZE!
VDot says:
Vdot, he is no longer living
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RIP Big Dyck B@stard *pour out a lil wine cooler*
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No damn sense
They are for decoration so men wont feel left out
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:eyeroll: My ex-married man. He loves to have his stimulated. Chit used to turn me awf. IDK why.
I used to be like fewl im the woman.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Anybody like going in somebody’s pocket, and holding onto the duck?
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it
Dimpz!!
<– Ace wants you to send him a pic of that
If you want to show off some cool body art over spring break, but you’re not willing to have it permanently etched onto your arm, realistic-looking temporary tattoos seem like a healthy compromise. But the U.S. Food and Drug Administration on Monday warned people to watch out. Apparently, certain temporary tattoos can still cause permanent damage.
“Just because a tattoo is temporary it doesn’t mean that it is risk free,” Dr. Linda Katz, director of FDA’s Office of Cosmetics and Colors, said in a statement.
The FDA’s warning has to do with temporary tattoos made with “black henna” ink containing para-phenylenediamine (PPD), a coal-tar product that is approved for use in hair dye but is known to cause skin reactions in some people. Traditional, reddish-brown henna and stick-on temporary tattoos (the ones that look like stickers and are applied with water) are not part of the warning.
Also on Shine: Regret that Tattoo? These Celebrities Sure Do
Unlike permanent tattoos, in which ink is injected under the skin, “black henna” tattoos are drawn or stenciled onto the skin’s surface. They’re popular with vendors at beaches, boardwalks, resorts, and fairs because they’re easy to apply quickly and make for long-lasting, dark, realistic-looking temporary body art.
These temporary tattoos, drawn on with so-called black henna, left lasting scars. (Photos: http://www.doh.state.fl.us) …But PPD can also have horrible side effects. The FDA has received reports of “redness, blisters, raised red weeping lesions, loss of pigmentation, increased sensitivity to sunlight, and even permanent scarring” in adults and children who have had “black henna” applied to their skin. Reactions can occur right away, a few days after exposure, or even as long as two or three weeks after the temporary tattoo was applied.
One mother, whose teenager had gotten a black henna tattoo on her back, told the FDA that her daughter’s skin looked “the way a burn victim looks, all blistered and raw” and that doctors have said she will have permanent scars. Another mother reported that her 17-year-old daughter’s “black henna” tattoo began to blister soon after it was applied.
Its LONG but InFormATive.
VDot says:
Naw Auntie, that’s a mean imprint. I can feel it through my computer screen.
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OutsidetheBox says:
I thought it was too but then is he not wearing anything underneath ?It should be more balled up than straight hang at that time no?
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@ OutsidetheBox: your use of deductive reasoning and good logic is quite impressive.
Keep going…
I once had this cat that (whilst in the act) liked his one nipple bitten
I used to bite 
the shatt outta him! 
@ Gelly
@ Ace
Just made me
Ibaka even more!!! 
GO KERI!!! I have a lot of respect for him coming from living on dirt floors to being able to take swell care of his family!
Thank you, they are the best thing that I have done with my life and I have lived!
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Pow pow P O W.
One of the things I revered about my granny, she came from backwoods Georgia nothing and got an education and money to boot. But ALWAYS said her best work was her kids and their offspring.
@Alabama… those who eat so well tend to fall short somewhere…I woulda kept that monster around though..
@DTTS… a curved Monster!! see? I wouldn’t be able to leave him.
@Vdot….It was a long night. I be talkin all typa shii like you aint my husband, we aint going steady, etc…. but, He walk in the door last night, I’m on the couch waiting, open mouth…. For whatever reason my tongue enjoys mushrooms, my throat enjoys all of him
My daughter saw the latest pic of Kim Kardashian and said “she looks like a raw bratwurst. I’m just sayin'”
DTTS
OutsidetheBox says:
I thought it was too but then is he not wearing anything underneath ?It should be more balled up than straight hang at that time no?
<<<<<<<<<<
CAN YOU SAY FREE BALL!!!
@Gelly…He keeps himself in trouble.
Miany says:
@Alabama… those who eat so well tend to fall short somewhere…I woulda kept that monster around though..
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Not mine….he can eat the box well and fugg the box well!!!
@Aunt Tea Ive been told to :stop:
These big duck experts say its a dack cause they drooling.
I used to bite the shatt outta him!
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I Hope he gets better soon. He always makes me wants some extra hair.
Chile that look like a large print to me.
“she looks like a raw bratwurst. I’m just sayin’”
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From the mouths of babes.
I know what they look like so im extra tickeled.
@Diva….lol…that don’t count, he is yours. We talking disposable ninjas, they always missing something thats why we aint marry they azz
CAN YOU SAY FREE BALL!!!
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LuVie had to school me on it
Things I will tell a nukka QUICK:
Put that thing up before you HURT somebody with it.
Ahhh we cant do this anymore
This isn’t WORKING for me anymore.
I am what the show Girlfriends termed…an oooh ouch girl.
I don’t want small dack. I don’t want overly large dack either. I want it juuuust right.
Signed,
Goldie Locks.
Hey Gelly!
Mainy, I used to be so mean to him yo! I mean MEAN
He had broads falling over him left and right, but to keep him in his place I would be mean. I loved him. He loved me more. RIP.
More for
V.
I be talkin all typa shii like you aint my husband, we aint going steady, etc….
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Miany says:
@Diva….lol…that don’t count, he is yours. We talking disposable ninjas, they always missing something thats why we aint marry they azz
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Oh ok
me too chile…duck advice from Auntie
@ OTB…lean to the side and look…u know the Bob Whitfield view
Kdub, I turn the lights on to do surveillance! I wanna see
No you don’t New Girl
More for
V.
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Will you fondle my right nipple while you :spank:?
@ OTB…lean to the side and look…u know the Bob Whitfield view
Put that thing up before you HURT somebody with it.
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TY Dubb! Aint nobody got time for that!
*finger slices neck sign* V.
We talk about huge dack and the few men on the blog get
OutsidetheBox says:
Put that thing up before you HURT somebody with it.
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TY Dubb! Aint nobody got time for that!
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Nope ain’t nobody tryna put the dack awa
I enjoy havin the most tight puss this side of Mississippi butturumm I admire large thangs but they dont enter
You gotta tell a dude with a XL
and get in their head first, because they already know what they’re working with, well IMB 
Ermahgawd LMAOOOOO
Text from OTB16: Hey Ma! Love you! “Woman accurately describes hail storm.”
I googled it and
A baby sweet brown yall.
That feeling the next day when you sneeze and your kitten is still SORE>>>>
I need a monster in my life, pain freak ova here.
The best thing about his mushroom is..one day we tried to use the backdoor and he goes to slide in. I just gasped and my WHOLE body vibrated. He was like ‘I’m gonna stop’ SOMETHING in me was like ‘heyull nah you cant stop NOW’ *dirty talk dirty talk*
but, long story short…I was in mucho pain that night and for like at least a day or two after
ION get it
I learned not to drink alot and use the restroom twice before bedding a big duck. #yourewelcome
I have had overly large dack that has just ruint some shat that maybe coulda been wonderful. MamaDub be like why you stop talking to him? He was nice
JUST CAUSE MA CHIT
It wont working. 
I cant tell my MAMA ole boy had enough dack to snake out her sink.
She gonna thank Imma ponk.
GellySammich says:
Or :rollseyes: <–but with one not moving
OutsidetheBox says:
Ermahgawd LMAOOOOO
Text from OTB16: Hey Ma! Love you! “Woman accurately describes hail storm.”
I googled it and A baby sweet brown yall.
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YES!!
KAPOOYA KAPOOYA
Baby when I saw that shat I WAILED. You hear me? WAILED!
MissHarlem says:
I enjoy havin the most tight puss this side of Mississippi
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*Out of nowhere, sliding across the room*
How you doing PYT??
Who Dat says:
I cant tell my MAMA ole boy had enough dack to snake out her sink.
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Take her keyboard pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@Miany I long for those days……just broke up with the BF and I have never experienced that with him
OTB…lean to the side and look…u know the Bob Whitfield view
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If thats that man d!ck I have to come to terms with how Keri is dealing with that…also how is she dealing with it in an aroused state if this is lax?
I think its a combo of pic, lighting, and wind or something.
Otherwise this nigga standing up there with a hard d!ck hugging another man.
Kdub, I can only imagine what Ma Dub would’ve said yo!
Either Instructions or Lifelong
oh no what happened to my picture????
Or :rollseyes: <–but with one not moving
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JUST CAUSE MA CHIT It wont working.
I cant tell my MAMA ole boy had enough dack to snake out her sink.
She gonna thank Imma ponk.
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Otherwise this nigga standing up there with a hard d!ck hugging another man.
But he’s young though, so maybe it’s just thick like that while soft *snickers*
Thats why I asked if he was a car salesman because
KAPOOYA KAPOOYA
Baby when I saw that shat I WAILED. You hear me? WAILED!
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let’s try this one more time…..I know I didn’t get put in SR jail
BigSisterGorgeousOne says:
oh no what happened to my picture????
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I don’t know but your gravi sure does look like it said exactly what you typed
goat76 says:
MissHarlem says:
I enjoy havin the most tight puss this side of Mississippi
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*Out of nowhere, sliding across the room*
How you doing PYT??
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Jmo
@JMO I give up
The best thing about his mushroom is..one day we tried to use the backdoor and he goes to slide in. I just gasped and my WHOLE body vibrated. He was like ‘I’m gonna stop’ SOMETHING in me was like ‘heyull nah you cant stop NOW’ *dirty talk dirty talk*
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So he got his key all the way in the back door? Or did he just ring the doorbell?
Last time I had some real back door action (no Don Wand Bent) chitting hurt for days. Fingers only now
so maybe it’s just thick like that while soft
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True. He is young and getting it. I know they wear cups when playing right? Otherwise jit sizing up everybody on them fast breaks..
OutsidetheBox says:
Otherwise this nigga standing up there with a hard d!ck hugging another man.
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They too dyckmatized to notice that…lol
Post #23….that’s why ole boy smiling, Serge is massaging buddy’s prostate…
I guess this JOKE I’m missing is sooooooo funny
I don’t know but your gravi sure does look like it said exactly what you typed
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You was cute to for a sec @BigSisterGorgeousOne.
Otherwise jit sizing up everybody on them fast breaks..
I been ‘into sports’ since I was about 7
djm 
GOAT
hey there fella lol
JMO says:
goat76 says:
MissHarlem says:
I enjoy havin the most tight puss this side of Mississippi
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*Out of nowhere, sliding across the room*
How you doing PYT??
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Ion be playing!!…lol
She would laugh at me forever and 15 days yo. I cant have that.
I still see that dude b/c for awhile he lived close to me. I would run into him at the CVS and grocery store. It was all good until like week number 7…and the time came 
… I said self you gonna hafta try ONE MORE time; and I did and yeah…I had to bid his azz adieu.
Have a nice life >>>
<<< me driving ‘way from his house fast as I could. I RANNED fo' my LIFE. Aint grab no kiss or nothing Jesus.
confused one
It’s been nice yall.
OTB why can’t I see it :shurg:
Thanks OTB I guess I phucked it up trying to change it to a new one
Umm yea that is a dack print I see….
It’s been nice yall.
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We luh yew
Kdub
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*flips the script*
Anyone ever gotten back with their 1st (whom they thought was sooo big) only to find out they weren’t THAT BIG years later, no? Oh, me neither
Had one so big I had to do a handstand and pour the goodies powder directly into the pucci…aint nobody got time for that.
JMO says:
MissHarlem says:
GOAT
hey there fella lol
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The lovely MzHarlem!!
I had to bid his azz adieu
brought back elementary school memories of me reading someone and ending with adieu
LAWDDDDD
on that note yall have a goodnight
Hope you have sweet d!ck and sweet puss dreams or both
JMO says:
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When opportunity knocks, open tha muthafcukin doe(door).
But before I go
YNH for pouring powder directly in the puss
GOAT
& 
OutsidetheBox says:
KAPOOYA KAPOOYA
Baby when I saw that shat I WAILED. You hear me? WAILED!
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Man, those jokers was BIG!! Size of a quarter dog gone! And then when she tombout she called her mama
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I blame Antoine Dodson for this foolishness.
#hideyowifehideyokids
But MissH I’m just saying…
Cute Couple! Go Keri
Oh, that was for real, powder in the cooch?
#nonononono
OTB, didjew see what I had sent?!
No that wasn’t for real…Now you know my PHAT azz can’t do no hand stand!
YOUR NAME HERE! says:
No that wasn’t for real…Now you know my PHAT azz can’t do no hand stand!
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I SWEAR I JUST SPIT OUT ALL MY WATER …. Lawd help me
I sure did. Im STILL laughing at yall plan. Keep me posted.
Sorry JMO!
Nice watch, but he could loose the bead bracelet
In further investigation I can see his sack. i think I love him cause he can probably slap my azz with them whilst thrusting back and forth…yall know I like to be slapped.
slap my azz with them whilst thrusting back and forth
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Serge gets the Beyonce
of the day for his Big Duck 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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Fooled me …
#ikidikid
I blame the one that hasn’t been on here for *does the globe with hands sign* this mass confusion
despite what someone else may say :rollseyes:
#butitismyfault
AlabamaSky says:
Idk what I’d do with all that. Like…where would it fit??
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I LOVES me some Serge so much that Keri ain’t good enough for him as far as I’m concerned. That African is some kinda fine. But er um ah I have no desire whatsoever for him to rearrange my internal organs with that there.
Im going home.
BUT I HAVE A GIFT FOR YALL. Point left this in Kordell’s thread. 
Pointhim Out-Stewart says:
Kordell cum on home to daddy. Ill see u at piedmont park boo. Wet kisses muah
Me: point left… wait… point? left this… no wait…
=/ I’m gonna go take a nap
Gelly, that was me too! — “point left to what”
IONO all this technology and ish 
Then
Oh, ok! 
Ty says:
Hissy
Dont u want to make me a closure I bought some pretty Indian Hair and cant find a closure to match it crying:
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but shim’s hair is always laid 
Ty look on lacexlusive dot com. I just got some virgin brazillian hair from them and I love it so far. I found them on Instagram thru Amiyah Scott’s page. Yes I know
Good LORD!!!!! yummy
PorSha Said she found out about her Divorce thru All the Press
How F’d UP!
His lips look soft.
@Luvn – Po Mecedez Alize Porche Williams…Po Thang…She grow up after this and beleive you, this will be a learning process. Kordell, can’t beat her, so he fugging wit her mind.
Saw this on mto this morning, been fantasizing ever since….but forreal, they’re a tall azz couple. Than again, imagine that peen in a short person. They’d have fertilizer in their large intestine
****= media. Take. Out lol Sandra you a mess
Keri looks pretty here. Dude looks fine too!
AlabamaSky says:
Idk what I’d do with all that. Like…where would it fit??
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I LOVES me some Serge so much that Keri ain’t good enough for him as far as I’m concerned. That African is some kinda fine. But er um ah I have no desire whatsoever for him to rearrange my internal organs with that there.
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@Bird ya know it’s funny. I’m African but have yet to see me some African peen
I see something AND I wish when I had seen this when I took a picture with him during AllStar. I probably would have jumped that boys bones!!