Singer Miguel Arrested for Drunk Driving

Sandra Rose August 15, 2013

R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks” — was arrested for drunk driving on a L.A. freeway early this morning.

TMZ reports that California Highway Patrol officers pulled over the 27-year-old singer’s 2013 BMW X6 around 2:15 AM for speeding. Police also noted that Miguel was driving with dark tinted windows — a misdemeanor.

During the traffic stop, police detected the odor of marijuana and alcohol on Migurl’s breath. Miguel failed a field sobriety test.

Miguel, whose real name is Miguel Jontel Pimentel, blew a .10 and .11 on the breathalyzer tests. The legal limit in California is .08.
limit in CA.

Miguel was then arrested for DUI and booked into jail. He was released a few hours later on $5,000 bail, TMZ reports.

His court date is scheduled for September.

Photo: CTRLATL.com

goat76

I think they meant Drunk Stage Diving.
buddapecan

Can’t wait to see his mug shot!!!!!
luVn_liFe…

I dONT UNDerstand Y FOlKs dont Fugging take a cab or have a designated driver!

its so Fcuking simple and Quite disappointing to SEE people Constantly do it!
Roaches

R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks”

Dont let this nukka drive, and make sure he keeps both feet on the ground at all times
anw_rootbeer

When will they learn! If you don’t care about your life that’s fine, but to endanger others HELL NAW!
forgetme

Now he knows his little azz cannot handle alot of liquor. BTW, Why do drunks always speed knowing they are drunk
MissHarlem

Life aint been fair to him since his kung fu stunt. Po tink tink
The Master Beta :D
Bootcampgirl

He already said he like drugs so
luVn_liFe…

WHY I cant come thru in a PeCan jag
WHY
goat76

luVn_liFe… says:

I dONT UNDerstand Y FOlKs dont Fugging take a cab or have a designated driver!
its so Fcuking simple and Quite disappointing to SEE people Constantly do it!
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Pay me to be a DD. I ain’t gonna be drunk, but Imma be high as hell.
Visine/Clear Eyes keep the red out
Uyanda

goat76 says:

Uyanda says:

I think Man has a deep crush on Kelly R
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My dyslexia kicked in right at Kelly R.

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LMAO!
Ty

goat76 says:

I think they meant Drunk Stage Diving
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luVn_liFe…

, but Imma be high as hell.

Thats Just as BAD GOAT!!!
Uyanda

Is Miguel gay? **serious question**
Bootcampgirl

2013 BMW X6<—nice
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

I bet it didn’t take much to get him drunk
luVn_liFe…

goat76 says:
I think they meant Drunk Stage Diving

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LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!
Roaches

Leave it to the LAPD to remind you who and what you are
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Roaches says:

R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks”

Dont let this nukka drive, and make sure he keeps both feet on the ground at all times
___________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

Uyanda says:

goat76 says:

Uyanda says:

I think Man has a deep crush on Kelly R
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My dyslexia kicked in right at Kelly R.

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LMAO!
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He did ask for Morning Wood the other day …
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Is that who I think it is
luVn_liFe…

SANDRA
did you mean to call miguel miGURL,up there???
http://thecleanqueenatl.com THE CLEAN QUEEN

But aint nobody give him no breathalizer when her drunk leaped cross that stage and kicked that girl in the fo’head…The system sucks and he always drunk cause don’t no sober man do his hair like that on purpose!
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Lucky he ain’t get beat to death…
Ty

Uyanda says:

Is Miguel gay? **serious question**
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Just because a man rocks the same hair cut/press and curl as Anita Baker doesn’t make him
cougar lover

must be nice to get charges, and go back to a career like it was just a traffic ticket.
Roaches

jeniefrumdabloc says:

Is that who I think it is

^^You see it too? Ive always thought Miguel bared a striking resemblance to the lil Black girl selling cookies in episode 7, Season 2 of Small Wonder Have we been bamboozled
Uyanda

Hahahahahaahahahhaa miGURL! He really looks like a lesbian
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

goat76 says:

WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

JMO says:
Married women on this blog: Did you get your ring appraised? Why or why not?
I had a discussion with a guy about this last night …
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I think the true value behind the ring is the level and commitment the man has once he give you that ring. Hell the ring could be a Kobe Bryant Special, but if you married to Kobe cheating azz… how much value does he have for the ring?
My niece and her husband had marital troubles… He bought her a fat rock. Her marriage to him was to shyts. When he decided that their marriage was worth more to him than hoes, the ring meant a lot more to her than its price…
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So you saying, she shouldn’t trip if I put a bread twisty tie on her finger, as long as she’s going to receive that Royal treatment???
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Ring or no ring… will you still be married? Will the ring keep him from cheating or you from cheating? Does the ring somehow make your hand more valuable? The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that. I have a friend who is rocking a silver plain wedding ring. I have never heard him or her complain about their marriage… He LOVES her and when they are in public.. he treats her like royalty. In private he treats her like his queen. I have watched him rub her feet when she was super pregnant and them joints looked like twinkies and she looked like the staypuff marshmallow man. He loooves his wife…
Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

PAGING KDUBB Can I get a RECAP???????
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

AWWWWW shyt my baby
Black_jewel2

Yall gone make Miguelisha throw another twitta fit about black folks hatin on one another!! Life aint been no crystal stair..
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Lucky he ain’t get beat to death…
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lucky for who? Not us… Ole Flying Teabaggin Ass….
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Ty gravie
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

Singer Miguel Arrested for Drunk Driving

R&B crooner Miguel — best known for his hit single “How Many Drinks” — was arrested for drunk driving on a L.A. freeway early this morning.

u can’t make this chit up
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@WUT
Ring or no ring… will you still be married? Will the ring keep him from cheating or you from cheating? Does the ring somehow make your hand more valuable? The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that.
_______________________

You might as well give up on that. Ain’t no chick goin for the “as-long-as-he-loves-me” logic!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
luVn_liFe…

Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq says:PAGING KDUBB Can I get a RECAP???????

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When i READ this,that samn song came to mind
CAN I GET A REFill a RRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeehhhhh REFILL
AAAH refill AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHREFILLLLLLL
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@WUT
“Lucky he ain’t get beat to death…
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lucky for who? Not us… Ole Flying Teabaggin Ass….”
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Lucky for him… it was the LA “beat-a-nigga” PD that made the arrest. They beat first and ask questions letter.

**they say they’ve changed but Christopher Darden was murdered saying ain’t nothing changed**
luVn_liFe…

Uyanda says:Hahahahahaahahahhaa miGURL! He really looks like a lesbian

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LMAOOO!

In the article sandra threw in Migurl <_< side eyeing her a.s.s
Uyanda

All the music videos I’ve seen by him, where he has a love interest, it always looks like he’s competing with the girl, instead of being her man! Miguel be fruity as heyul!!

Shid, this post made my day!
luVn_liFe…

The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that.
_______________________
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All THAT MATTERS!!!!
:stop:

JUST
KIDDING!!!! Just damn kiDDing!
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

MissHarlem says:

Life aint been fair to him since his kung fu stunt. Po tink tink

Sandra add the gif please and
Uyanda

luVn_liFe… says:

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When i READ this,that samn song came to mind
CAN I GET A REFill a RRRRRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeehhhhh REFILL
AAAH refill AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHREFILLLLLLL

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The dude in this music video is niiice!
luVn_liFe…

FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod) says:

Life aint been fair to him since his kung fu stunt. Po tink tink
Sandra add the gif please
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Or Better YET,an EMOTE!! :lolsign:
luVn_liFe…

Uyanda says:
The dude in this music video is niiice!
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YES!
Roaches

u can’t make this chit up

Eye kno rite I bet his mugshot is fierce as phuck tho. He got that inner smize,,,Just comes thru naturally Not nerry a hair out of place neither,,,Id put money on it
goat76

WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

I have a friend who is rocking a silver plain wedding ring. I have never heard him or her complain about their marriage… He LOVES her and when they are in public.. he treats her like royalty. In private he treats her like his queen. I have watched him rub her feet when she was super pregnant and them joints looked like twinkies and she looked like the staypuff marshmallow man. He loooves his wife…
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Me all day!!
luVn_liFe…

Lisa Robin Kelly — who played Eric Forman’s older sister on “That ’70s Show” — has died

The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

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SO YOUNG
SOTHERNGRL

How many drinks will it take for you to leave with me.
goat76

JMO says:

Uyanda says:
goat76 says:
Uyanda says:
I think Man has a deep crush on Kelly R
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My dyslexia kicked in right at Kelly R.
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LMAO!
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He did ask for Morning Wood the other day …
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That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???
MissHarlem

I hate yall

SANDRA WE NEED THE MIGUEL GIF. DONT MAKE ME YT IT
Roaches

Miguel Jontel Pimentel

I missed this part,,,His Mama knew from birth he was destined baby,,,DESTINED!
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@WUT
Ring or no ring… will you still be married? Will the ring keep him from cheating or you from cheating? Does the ring somehow make your hand more valuable? The bigger the ring doesn’t mean the man loves you a lot.. he just got it to spend like that.
_______________________

You might as well give up on that. Ain’t no chick goin for the “as-long-as-he-loves-me” logic!
———————
Hence the dilemma. Dudes think bling and things will satisfy a woman while he satisfy his dak with his side piece. As long as the woman pretends to be okay as long as he “Brings the check home to me” the cycle with continue… What is the use in living in a multi-million dollar house with a million dollar ring and every night sleep in that bed alone and miserable cuz your “Provider” is out providing dik to his mistress… I don’t know, to me a ring can’t substitute for genuine love. Check Kloe and Lamar… rich as hell she has a nice rock. and he still outcher in these streets digging in strange hoes…
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@LUVN
“Lisa Robin Kelly — who played Eric Forman’s older sister on “That ’70s Show” — has died

The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

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43
I remember I saw a pic of her and she looked like she got ROUGHER THAN ROUGH for her azz after the show. I thought she was younger than this or is the show that old now?

Anyway, R.I.P. Man, drugs ain’t no joke.
luVn_liFe…

FAY!!
i asked JUUUU last week if you were still getting PEEls
and
I
JUST REALIZED u Igged me!
luVn_liFe…

@MAN
Z M T
Has mugshots of her up . .

That METH is NO JOKE!
Milky

Yall aintshytness is on 1000 today!
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@GOAT
“That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
__________________

I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.

Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.

Now they all salty and chit.
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

THE CLEAN QUEEN says:

But aint nobody give him no breathalizer when her drunk leaped cross that stage and kicked that girl in the fo’head…The system sucks and he always drunk cause don’t no sober man do his hair like that on purpose!
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

goat76 says:

WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

I have a friend who is rocking a silver plain wedding ring. I have never heard him or her complain about their marriage… He LOVES her and when they are in public.. he treats her like royalty. In private he treats her like his queen. I have watched him rub her feet when she was super pregnant and them joints looked like twinkies and she looked like the staypuff marshmallow man. He loooves his wife…
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Me all day!!
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That’s beautiful. When a woman looks at her ring she sees her man’s love for her, but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
luVn_liFe…

Man, I just don’t care™ says:@GOAT
“That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
__________________
I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
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Ya dont say –> you need to lay on the couch and VENT,Talk about it?
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

<—Miguel gaining speed to kick the next chic in the head on stage
Uyanda

Roaches says:

u can’t make this chit up

Eye kno rite I bet his mugshot is fierce as phuck tho. He got that inner smize,,,Just comes thru naturally Not nerry a hair out of place neither,,,Id put money on it

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He probably knows how to strike a pose too! LMAO! Y’all he ain’t learnt shit, I seen him do the same Chuck Norris round kick on that video with Kendrick LMAO! My sis was like “ain’t that got introuble for that same kick a the awards?”
luVn_liFe…

FAY
so
you
IS!!!
HrmmPH!
Uyanda

*boy**
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

Hence the dilemma. Dudes think bling and things will satisfy a woman while he satisfy his dak with his side piece.
_____________

Wait, this AIN’T a proper trade off?????
Roaches

luVn_liFe… says:

Lisa Robin Kelly — who played Eric Forman’s older sister on “That ’70s Show” — has died
The 43-year-old actress passed away in her sleep Wednesday night at a rehab facility in California.

Hopefully shes at peace. She had it rough the last couple years. I hate that. Pain pain pain death. We shouldnt be suffering before passing on. However thats how it goes…
Roaches

He probably knows how to strike a pose too!

Indeed! All jokes aside, Miguel is a bad bish
Dem Babies Mama Da Bombshell Esq

RECAP
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

Roaches says:

u can’t make this chit up

Eye kno rite I bet his mugshot is fierce as phuck tho. He got that inner smize,,,Just comes thru naturally Not nerry a hair out of place neither,,,Id put money on it

i caint wait to c ’em!
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

Luvn

hell naw i aint iggin u ma! I aint had no mo peels i haven’t had time & now i think the special is off

<—searching groupon
luVn_liFe…

T M Z has obtained the 911 call placed moments after “Bachelor” star Gia Allemand’s boyfriend Ryan Anderson found her on Monday, following an apparent suicide attempt — in which you can hear what sounds like Ryan saying “don’t stop” giving CPR.

Her poor motHer
goat76

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@GOAT
“That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
__________________

I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.
Now they all salty and chit.
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I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.
Roaches

i caint wait to c ‘em!

^^Speaking of fierceness…Wheres OTB? How she been? She still trynna lose that pesky 60lbs she picked up rounst the Holidays? Holiday season 2009 that is Bless her heart and the lard surrounding it
Uyanda

Roaches says:

Indeed! All jokes aside, Miguel is a bad bish

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Uyanda

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@GOAT
“That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
__________________

I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.
Now they all salty and chit.
—————–
I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.

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Is that not the desired outcome?
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@GOAT
“I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.

__________

BRUH!
goat76

WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

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That’s beautiful. When a woman looks at her ring she sees her man’s love for her, but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
——————–
I’m ol skool all day. It’s hard for me to conform to today’s society(Everything is so reality show materialistic).
cougar lover
MissHarlem

the delusion is killing me
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

i be lettin granny clampit do 99.7% of my work payback is a BITCH!

#fckyowhiteprivilege
goat76

Uyanda says:

Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@GOAT
“That’s why y’all been giving him hell all week???”
__________________

I’ve long struggled with this on this blog. A lot of them get mad because they can’t have me.
Earlier this week I ask SANDRA why she wouldn’t put MY pics I sent in up for the Morning Wood. But then I realized (and Sandra confirmed) too many of the ladies would get all jealous and possessive and chit of me so it’s best not to do it.
Now they all salty and chit.
—————–
I feel ya Bruh. It’s probably a good thang you ain’t the morning wood. Hoes would be on your nuts like a tick on a dog.
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Is that not the desired outcome?
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Not for me. My nutts are already heavy….
j/k
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

Roaches says:

i caint wait to c ‘em!

^^Speaking of fierceness…Wheres OTB? How she been? She still trynna lose that pesky 60lbs she picked up rounst the Holidays? Holiday season 2009 that is Bless her heart and the lard surrounding it

her ass on hiatus tew! i’m bout tied a these hi-ate-a-seas mk?

try it agane & fine out what happen. u is fully reinstated nah juss in case yeen get the kite
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Hence the dilemma. Dudes think bling and things will satisfy a woman while he satisfy his dak with his side piece.
_____________

Wait, this AIN’T a proper trade off?????
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Sadly for some materialistic chicks, yes. They will turn their heads when their man is dikpleasing other chicks. Their logic is well he don’t love her but he loves me cuz I am the one in the house with the stuff… but bytch you at home AAAALLLLOOONNNEEE…
goat76

@Uyanda….. But for real. Yeah, receiving positive attention for the Morning Wood is the desired outcome.
http://www.caboki.com/index.html Man, I just don’t care™

@UYANDA
“Is that not the desired outcome?”
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Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.

Got a few on here that are entertaining some propositions from me tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

… but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
______________________________________________________

Why can’t it be both?? You love me enough to give me a lil ring that looks fit for my niece??
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

goat76 says:

WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!” says:

——————————-
That’s beautiful. When a woman looks at her ring she sees her man’s love for her, but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
——————–
I’m ol skool all day. It’s hard for me to conform to today’s society(Everything is so reality show materialistic).
——————–
I want to tell chick who have dikwandering men.. (((bullhorn))) Girl the bling is meant to shine bright enough so you can’t or don’t want to see his dyck running in the chick next door…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6tKJvWWDP4&feature=youtu.be JMO

Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.
________________________

Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by
WUT SED “GET FIRE ON DEM BISHES!”

JMO says:

… but it is not the diamonds on the ring that makes it special its the way that man treats her after he puts it on that does.
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Why can’t it be both?? You love me enough to give me a lil ring that looks fit for my niece??
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If that’s all he could afford, will you still turn it down? What if he is a simple man who like to put the money towards you and his future instead of on your finger, would you turn it down still?
Uyanda

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@UYANDA
“Is that not the desired outcome?”
______________________

Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.

Got a few on here that are entertaining some propositions from me tho.

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kiss and tell, Man! Do it!
Overeducated DeltaDoll
KoolKel

Hi I’m new here, long time lurker. From below, the girl that beat Jada Pinkett Smith is now married to Mike Tomlin, the Pittsburgh Steelers head coach.
Uyanda

goat76 says:

@Uyanda….. But for real. Yeah, receiving positive attention for the Morning Wood is the desired outcome.
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Word! Man is frontin!
Milky

@goat
The Master Beta :D

JMO says:

Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.
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Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by
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come here gal
BoringMale

.
The Master Beta :D

It’s open registration time
Roaches

her ass on hiatus tew! i’m bout tied a these hi-ate-a-seas mk?
try it agane & fine out what happen. u is fully reinstated nah juss in case yeen get the kite

Awww I aint know she went to fat camp too…Imma take another short break, then Im good Sooooo glad to be reinstated to the BOD over there @ Fin-dog Inc I was startin to miss them there benefits,,,Yes its weird that the dentist that accepts Land O pure pulls teeth out of the back of an ice cream truck that sells not only cold treats,,,but sticky green, contraceptives, and clean urine but shiid dental coverage—is dental coverage,,,Ya hurd me,,,Whelp,,,Give ur sister wives a kiss for me…I’ll ttyall later
MsB2u
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

The Master Beta says:

It’s open registration time

hide ya kids, hide ya wife!
goat76

What it do Milky!!!
Uyanda

What ever happened to Naija?
goat76

JMO says:

Not for some of the wildebeast and tortoise lookin chicks on here tho.
________________________

Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by
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I’m gonna be the one jangling them blue diamonds in my pocket at club on Saturday nights. Pimpin!!
MissHarlem

Man is going to be that one lonely, dirty azz old man that sits on the block hissing at women as they walk by

^^^^ JMO if that aint a clear insight
Miany

As long as the woman pretends to be okay as long as he “Brings the check home to me” the cycle with continue… What is the use in living in a multi-million dollar house with a million dollar ring and every night sleep in that bed alone and miserable cuz your “Provider” is out providing dik to his mistress… I don’t know, to me a ring can’t substitute for genuine love.
^^ I cant even play that bring the check home shii cuz cant be no division in my loyalty. I need a loyal man with some loyal dyck too….If you bout them games STAY SINGLE dont lie to me with meaningless vows
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

bye bewbear!

dont be gone tew long nah! i knowed u had yo eyes on them invisalines
goat76

Uyanda says:

What ever happened to Naija?
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Sandy hit her with the Ban Stamp
http://santanasantana.wix.com/artist San ah make ya dance

Why can’t it be both?? You love me enough to give me a lil ring that looks fit for my niece??

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:stop: NO kid jewelry Bish!
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

Miany says:

As long as the woman pretends to be okay as long as he “Brings the check home to me” the cycle with continue… What is the use in living in a multi-million dollar house with a million dollar ring and every night sleep in that bed alone and miserable cuz your “Provider” is out providing dik to his mistress… I don’t know, to me a ring can’t substitute for genuine love.
^^ I cant even play that bring the check home shii cuz cant be no division in my loyalty. I need a loyal man with some loyal dyck too….If you bout them games STAY SINGLE dont lie to me with meaningless vows

yasss!
http://www.landofpure.net FaylaHasReinstatedBrendenOnTheWhipfinity :whip: BOD(Pending90DayProbationPeriod)

this is gonna be interesting…
goat76

@Miany…. That’s you in your Gravi??
Milky

There is a glass of wine at home with my name on it.
The Master Beta :D

Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is
Shuga Honey

hide ya kids, hide ya wife!

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lol…nice to meet you too, ms. Fayla
Uyanda

Dang! I didn’t know auntie could be THAT ruthless! It’s been too long, doesn’t she lift her bans after a while?

Someone on twitter said Meek Mill sounds like Nigerian arguing!
Miany

@goat… yes
Uyanda

WAIT!! WHAT?? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE PORNSTAR??
Miany

Milky says:
There is a glass of wine at home with my name on it.
^ I’m, jealous….enjoy it
The Master Beta :D

Uyanda says: Someone on twitter said Meek Mill sounds like Nigerian arguing
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Miany

The Master Beta says:
Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is
^^ I hadn’t heard.. may she rest in peace
Uyanda

That’s my favourite girl, what happened to Alicia mutherfucqen Tyler?
The Master Beta :D

WAIT!! WHAT?? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THE PORNSTAR??
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goat76

Uyanda says:

Dang! I didn’t know auntie could be THAT ruthless! It’s been too long, doesn’t she lift her bans after a while?
Someone on twitter said Meek Mill sounds like Nigerian arguing!
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Lately she been hittin folks with Life w/o Parole.
goat76

The Master Beta says:

Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is
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Hell Naw!!. I ain’t hear that. Damn.

Would it be wrong to beat off to her for a tribute???
MissHarlem

MASTERRRR oh wow I didnt know. RIP I guess I gotta take her out the line up. I wont feel right lookin at now
Miany

Uyanda says:
That’s my favourite girl, what happened to Alicia mutherfucqen Tyler?
^^ say she died in her sleep….
@Goat.. nope. not wrong at all…get your :jack: on to Alicia Tyler.
Uyanda

Damn! she was hot as heyul!! So now I’m only left with Lacey Duvalle, The Body and Carmen Hayens R.I.P

LMAO! I heard Wesley Pipes got arrested.
The Master Beta :D

goat76 says:

The Master Beta says:
Goat & MissH did you two see where Alicia Tyler died I know yall know who that is
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Hell Naw!!. I ain’t hear that. Damn.
Would it be wrong to beat off to her for a tribute???
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The Master Beta :D

The Body ewww I can’t get into her those tats make her look dirty
MissHarlem

Ewww The Body is lazy and she look dusty. Chyanne Jacobs it is tonight
Uyanda

Nobody looked sexy giving head like that girl did! Those pink lips….ooooohhweee!
goat76

Miany says:

Uyanda says:
That’s my favourite girl, what happened to Alicia mutherfucqen Tyler?
^^ say she died in her sleep….
@Goat.. nope. not wrong at all…get your :jack: on to Alicia Tyler.
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You got some pretty legs and smile. Got Damn Sexual Chocolate!!!
Roaches

Uyanda says:

What ever happened to Naija?

Ooooh I got this, I was there. Ok so Naja had just challenged me to a spirited game of name that tune. I was up in here jamin. Straight jamin. She was like Roachie,,,Thats what she call me,,,She was like Roachie I can name that tune in 7 notes, I was like well gone ahead and name that damn tune. Well things were going fine until Sandra showed up. Now you know Sandra dont play. Were allowed to talk about anybody and everybody cept for T.I., Tiny, and Mary; Mother of James…So Sandra was like-I want in on this,,,Apparently this isnt the this I thought it was,,,Now the rest of this is all alleged,,,According to what I read on Black Planet-Naja then sent an email to Sandra. In said email Naja was announcing her engagement to some handsome Nigerian man. Well,,,Oh and word on the street is that dude is hung,,,Like really hung,,,Like Najas innards may not be the same come 2014 hung,,,Yeah,,,That type of hung,,,I once dated one of those type of hung dudes. Wooo. His name was Abejide. It was as if the almighty Xenu took his time crafting that mans penis. The length, the girth, the foreskin was a bit weird, but he told me that was because hed gotten circumcised at home. Apparently his mama was a CNA. As if wiping butts and changing bedpans qualified her to circumcise him. Girl…It looked like she wimped out halfway during the procedure. One side of his peen was smooth, the other side was meaty and wrinkly…like the back of Bruce Bruces neck.lol…Damn I miss comic view,,,They say its coming back with Somore as the host,,,Did you know she was half sisters with Nia Long? Talk about swimming in the wrong side of the gene pool,,,No shade,,,She aint ugly,,,But she aint no Nia either-ok…Anyway,,,What was we talkin about
misee

WHOHURTYOU??!?
goat76

MissHarlem says:

Ewww The Body is lazy and she look dusty. Chyanne Jacobs it is tonight
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Chyanne Jacobs, Jazmine Cashmere, and Mya G….. I love me some Mya G.
Uyanda

The Body has an ass, y’all! I forgive her for heer lazyness! I can’t get with Chayen Jacobs’ teeth! Nawwwl!
goat76

The Body bleaching her skin? Well it looks like it.
Shuga Honey
Diva

What y’all talmbout?
Uyanda

Roaches says:

Uyanda says:

What ever happened to Naija?

Ooooh I got this, I was there. Ok so Naja had just challenged me to a spirited game of name that tune. I was up in here jamin. Straight jamin. She was like Roachie,,,Thats what she call me,,,She was like Roachie I can name that tune in 7 notes, I was like well gone ahead and name that damn tune. Well things were going fine until Sandra showed up. Now you know Sandra dont play. Were allowed to talk about anybody and everybody cept for T.I., Tiny, and Mary; Mother of James…So Sandra was like-I want in on this,,,Apparently this isnt the this I thought it was,,,Now the rest of this is all alleged,,,According to what I read on Black Planet-Naja then sent an email to Sandra. In said email Naja was announcing her engagement to some handsome Nigerian man. Well,,,Oh and word on the street is that dude is hung,,,Like really hung,,,Like Najas innards may not be the same come 2014 hung,,,Yeah,,,That type of hung,,,I once dated one of those type of hung dudes. Wooo. His name was Abejide. It was as if the almighty Xenu took his time crafting that mans penis. The length, the girth, the foreskin was a bit weird, but he told me that was because hed gotten circumcised at home. Apparently his mama was a CNA. As if wiping butts and changing bedpans qualified her to circumcise him. Girl…It looked like she wimped out halfway during the procedure. One side of his peen was smooth, the other side was meaty and wrinkly…like the back of Bruce Bruces neck.lol…Damn I miss comic view,,,They say its coming back with Somore as the host,,,Did you know she was half sisters with Nia Long? Talk about swimming in the wrong side of the gene pool,,,No shade,,,She aint ugly,,,But she aint no Nia either-ok…Anyway,,,What was we talkin about

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
luVn_liFe…

So Registrations OPEN
:wave: <–blkmktlogIN
going up for auction
The Master Beta :D

Nah Sophia Castello is my bish she a butterface but she can def tame a dic
Uyanda

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Pinky’s loud ass? I need my girls to holler because of pleasure, not like a lamb in a slaughter house.
goat76

Diva says:

What y’all talmbout?
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:jack:
Miany

thanks Goat
luVn_liFe…

Miany wheY you been tuhday?
goat76

Uyanda says:

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Pinky’s loud ass? I need my girls to holler because of pleasure, not like a lamb in a slaughter house.
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Yeah, your the only one…lol

For real, I don’t like it either, but I tolerate it.

I watch a lot of Brian Pumper productions. He have a lot of cute newcomers who are in and out the game before you know it.
MisTaken :cell: The Black Mamba

This was Miguel
How many drinks will it take me to leave with you
Naw I’m now drunk boy—I mean girl I will call you when I get home
I can’t wait to get home and play with the mic inbetwixt my titties while TWERK dancing to kisses down low
:stop: wayment officer I thought the speed limit was 107
1 hour later
Him after he sees his mugshot lookin like Cesar from planet of the apes with his eye liner running down his face
Miany

hey LUVN
Hey….these fools expect me to work now??? I asked my boss how yall lay a bissh off THEN throw all the work at her…
Im sick of them Luvn but…but… I ain’t tryna quit cuz Ima keep my eyes on the unemployment prize
luVn_liFe…

@Miany

Soo Are they Keeping you??
Miany

I watch a lot of Brian Pumper productions. He have a lot of cute newcomers who are in and out the game before you know it.
^^ that’s suspect… either Brian doin somethin bad to them girls to make em retire or Brian azz gotta porno to pulpit pipeline he runnin
luVn_liFe…
Miany

@Luvn not even. Just they originally planned to lay us all off on 09/13 but now they say they’ve been authorized to keep me and about 5 others until 11/15.
They’re just unorganized…I have a feeling come 11/15 it’ll be a whole new plan.
Uyanda

Let me go a molly, hopefully we’ll have a new post when I come back.

I can’t even stand Pinky, she annoying as hell! Then there’s Capri Styles, with no boobs SMH! No new meat no new meat nooo neeeew meat!
Shuga Honey

Uyanda says:

Am I the only one who doesn’t like Pinky’s loud ass? I need my girls to holler because of pleasure, not like a lamb in a slaughter house.

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pr0n has sound?!?