No NFL player wants to be in Baltimore Ravens WR Jacoby Jones’ shoes today. It’s bad enough that he got cracked over the head with an expensive bottle of champagne. But when the attacker wielding the bottle is a petite stripper named Sweet Pea, the locker room becomes a very hostile environment to be in.
According to gossip blog TMZ.com, the incident took place on board a DC party bus where other players were celebrating Brian McKinnie’s 34th birthday. The players were entertained by a motley crew of aging, out-of-shape strippers, including Sweet Pea.
TMZ says Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle. She claims TMZ is lying.
I would like to clear up the fact that I'm a waitress & the girls on the pic aren't a bunch of (cont) http://t.co/1dY3hu2hWU
— SweetP#509 (@1sweetpallday) September 24, 2013
Sweet Pea, whose twitter handle is @1sweetpallday, tweeted that a verbal confrontation is what led up to the incident. She also claims she never hit Jones with a bottle.
According to Bustedcoverage.com, Sweet Pea and McKinnie’s friendship dates way back to 2003.
Sweet took to her Twitter page to clear up a few things for income tax purposes. “I would like to clear up the fact that I’m a waitress & the girls on the pic aren’t a bunch of strippers,” she tweeted.
The Ravens front office says Jones is fine and that he attended meetings today.
I know that boy/guhl with the big python thick legs ain’t nobody’s skripper
These Skruggke skrippers, Imean REALLY
Uhhh Sandra you might wanna revise this cuz this happened in DC this past weekend at Opera nightclub.
That’s a grade A struggle stripper right chea! Waitress my ass, she waiting on the next gump to hand over some cash after she spread them struggle thighs n make it clap
Jacoby, stay your ass home bruh. You is injured.
divaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….PYTHON LEGS….i just died a trillion deathsssssssssss…i cant
That is A LOT of weave on that bus…..
Mary J. Blige stripping…umm…i mean waitressing now
That’s a grade A struggle stripper right chea! Waitress my ass, she waiting on the next gump to hand over some cash after she spread them struggle thighs n make it clap
Diva says:
I know that boy/guhl with the big python thick legs ain’t nobody’s skripper
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Even her ankles look like thighs….Yeezus!
I’ll hit that bish with a bottle
I don’t fight I don’t argue I’ll just hit that bish with a bottle
MsOnederful says:
divaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….PYTHON LEGS….i just died a trillion deathsssssssssss…i cant
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fa serious
tHere goes his chance of EVER getting in on the concussion money
Are they strippers forreal? The way people talk about KOD is like they have the creme de la creme of strippers. These heffas here look like shatty de la shat.
Nothing good happens after midnight
<——— John Harbaugh Raven's coach
Diva
Diva says:
I know that boy/guhl with the big python thick legs ain’t nobody’s skripper
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if so the pole must be stronger than a muthafugger. gah lee!
the one is black is hefty too (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
pole must be reinforced with cement tho. gots to be
That one in the Raven’s jersey looks like an offensive lineman. I wouldn’t want any problems with her
Leg calves looking like barrels
Look at Sweet Pea helmet
Harlem: I LUBBBB YOUUU!!!
KyCakes says:
Diva says:
I know that boy/guhl with the big python thick legs ain’t nobody’s skripper

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Even her ankles look like thighs….Yeezus!
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yes they do…bish look like a human snake from head to toe!
Umm somebody hating cause I aint NEVER seen anything BUT a bad bish dancing in KOD Mia. I need receipts. I believe she is a waitress.
The waitress’ are just regular girls.
Anyway stupid story. Most be a roast post.
THATS A BIG BYTCH IN THAT PURPLE RAVENS JERSEY!
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:Are they strippers forreal?
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WEll we learned today ON SR real isnt real
That girl on the far right looks like a ‘thicker’ version of Jill Marie Jones (Tony Childs)
Did the button on her blouse give up and say fck this chit I aint closing?!! And she in the front
I give up I shall try next post
Shuga Honey says:
Diva says:
I know that boy/guhl with the big python thick legs ain’t nobody’s skripper
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if so the pole must be stronger than a muthafugger. gah lee!
the one is black is hefty too (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
pole must be reinforced with cement tho. gots to be
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That pole’s azz is catching HELL, you hear meh?
Are they strippers forreal? The way people talk about KOD is like they have the creme de la creme of strippers. These heffas here look like shatty de la shat.
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Thats what I just said. I have been enough times and never seen a busted chick dancing. Them bitches get my dollas. You gotta be badder than me to get my fugging money TUH.
Even the white bitches be bad. Lawd.
Whatever that is in that jersey is not a stripper.
Can’t be.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
THATS A BIG BYTCH IN THAT PURPLE RAVENS JERSEY!
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Bruh, you know that’s Michael Oher
Ghe chick with the animal print shorts got a stab wound by her knee!
Or did need surgery from blowing out her knee twerking?
OTB

these feMALES are NOT FROM KOD,Unless they are holograms,for whatever reason ther needed in two places at once
Bruh, you know that’s Michael Oher
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
THATS A BIG BYTCH IN THAT PURPLE RAVENS JERSEY!
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fa shid ain’t she doe
Yeezus?!!
MissHarlem says:
Did the button on her blouse give up and say fck this chit I aint closing?!! And she in the front
I give up I shall try next post
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That button was like “I….Can….Do…It……Steeeeeee-RETCH”
And finally…. “Phuck it!”
VDot says:
That one in the Raven’s jersey looks like an offensive lineman. I wouldn’t want any problems with her
Leg calves looking like barrels

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A Barrel of PYTHONS
Gets the ppl going tho @LuVie so we’ll rock with it.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:Ghe chick with the animal print shorts got a stab wound by her knee!
Or did need surgery from blowing out her knee twerking?
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I caught that tew
Ok, I wont lie, Id phuck 3 of em.

KyCakes says:
Bruh, you know that’s Michael Oher
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*logged in to fall out*
They dont look terrible to me.
i just know that aint KOD top shelf. 
Such A F’n Lady says:
That girl on the far right looks like a ‘thicker’ version of Jill Marie Jones (Tony Childs)
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thought that was Liris Crosse at first (video vixen from the 90s who got big)
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, I wont lie, Id phuck 3 of em.
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go on to the clinic afterwards!
Nikke!!!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Ok, I wont lie, Id phuck 3 of em.


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I dunno, dawg! These are top notch bishes right here…like they may require TGI Friday’s or sumthin…
That hoe with the “orange-ish” weave is OLD!
@Nikke

Pusscee wild like rottwilah!
Ok, I wont lie, Id phuck 3 of em.
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I dont know. I think you mighta lied. Even KOD waitress and get-it girls too snobby for Applebees. Might have to go to a place with tablecloths. And not gingham ones.
OutsidetheBox says: i just know that aint KOD top shelf
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thats the ALLEy Way entertainment.for the Homeless and the EBT payers
MissHarlem says:
Yeezus?!!

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I try so hard not to take the Lord’s name in vain…this is my new go-to
I’ve been to KOD at least 4 times. They must be the amateur night strippers
OTB!
Shuga Honey says:
Such A F’n Lady says:
That girl on the far right looks like a ‘thicker’ version of Jill Marie Jones (Tony Childs)
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thought that was Liris Crosse at first (video vixen from the 90s who got big)
Ionno. Ion keep up with video h*es (callin em what they are) like that. 
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That hoe with the “orange-ish” weave is OLD!
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You know her intimately then?????
@KY CAKES
“Ok, I wont lie, Id phuck 3 of em.
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I dunno, dawg! These are top notch bishes right here…like they may require TGI Friday’s or sumthin…
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Man, Every chick dont deserve a nice meal!
Gigi26 says:
Pusscee wild like rottwilah!
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*Hears DMX barking*
And NO they dont look terrible,Just a lil rough rounst the . . .
circumference, and they need to stop SUPER sizing ther meals
That picture speaks a thousand words. Looks like the before pic of a select few individuals from the local battered womens shelter that are about to be made over and transformed by those ever so community involved BasketBall Wives. CelebsewWins finna hook them up
EBT players? :crying1: :crying1:
The one in the front, the linebacker and the one in the back, their weaves are dry. Jesus be a good beautician.
she does look like one of them lowkey, violent chicks. he prolly was tryna get a jill marie jones, and since “blondie” was already in her feelings that ol girl showed up with all black on too. Jacobys flirting was the straw that broke the camels back.
Hannnn
:2dance:
Ok, I wont lie, Id phuck 3 of em.
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I dont know. I think you mighta lied. Even KOD waitress and get-it girls too snobby for Applebees. Might have to go to a place with tablecloths. And not gingham ones.
by OutsidetheBox on Sep 24, 2013 at 12:52 pm
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Chiiiiiiiiiiidddd
These hoes betta be glad to get warm meal!
What the fugg went on downstairs? However anybody feels about racism or the dayum homeless man on the STREET is PERSONAL. Cant tell nobody how to feel or view stuff. GTFOH.
On topic…bish in the purpa jersey looks like she snores when she walk. Look like Missy Elliot when she was “Big Missy”
Shorty in the jean shorts and purple jersey has got to be security
Bookkeeper
I refuse to believe elsewise 
they need to stop SUPER sizing ther meals
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Y’all hear about the YT Kim Porter?
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
That bish took “Kim Porter’s How to be a
successfulBaby Mama” guide literallyThe one with the white head band weave is dry also. Thet were working hard to make that money. Gon’ girl make that money don’t let it make you.
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~OH COUGARLuver there’s dubb.. u needed her to light a candle or sumpthin’,NO?
… TGI Fridays aint in the same ball park as Applebee’s!
Bren Bren
No offense to my Bmore ppl but these broads look like some straight outta the county bytches
I’ve heard the saying milk does a body good. Were they drinking sour milk when they were younger? Who would make it rain on them?
Never that over here.
HERE EITHER!!!
i luubs to EAT! but i get’s my SEXercise on teW!
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Hey Bren
Prayer; Along with my daily masturbation ritual helps to suppress the urges that I have to go out and do gay sh!t says:
That picture speaks a thousand words. Looks like the before pic of a select few individuals from the local battered womens shelter that are about to be made over and transformed by those ever so community involved BasketBall Wives. CelebsewWins finna hook them up
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What is in your gravi? The sore, the pale skin?
like nahhh *eating these cvs brand popppycock
TGI Fridays aint in the same ball park as Applebee’s!
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Oh? Its a basketball court and small walk trail away is it??
Do you even do authentic one off eateries? Sheesh it doesnt have to be expensive to be quality, good and worth it. You attracting these flies with chit.
Gosh. Not even organic chit.
Pusscee wild like rottwilah
Sweet Pea isnt ugly tho! She pretty in that Twitter pic!

Shorty in the jean shorts and purple jersey has got to be security
Bookkeeper
I refuse to believe elsewise 

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Shole is
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
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Sweet Pea isnt ugly tho! She pretty in that Twitter pic!
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What a diF filters make
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
set for life Bish!
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The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
set for life Bish!
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Sweet Pea isnt ugly tho! She pretty in that Twitter pic
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Buttt ugly in the featured pic? No help me understand. Really.
Hey OwTea
Hey Brownie 

Annnnna, you come and ask meeeee girl…To set you free…girl…You say he loves you more than me…So I will set you free—Go with him :headphones: Its a White lady with a Nipple and areola on her shin
KY thats gonna be my new go to bc I dont like saying his name in vain either.
TGI FRIDAYS _______________________
BREN boo I cant take that gravi. This name I still hate you for but in a good way. Just wanted to share my thoughts
Y’all hear about the YT Kim Porter?
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
That bish took “Kim Porter’s How to be a successful Baby Mama” guide literally
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She is set FO LIFE cause aint her brothers ball players too?
Brynn Cameron.
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
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Yep heard about that sprite broad…too bad Matt Leinhart has been released so them checks about to stop
But…
NBA CONTRACTS are guaranteed so she def played her cards right.
Applebee’s??? You spending 20+ on meals. @Man you better get hip to some bartolli, 4 cheese texas toast and some gallo family moscato. $7.99 + $3.99 + $1.99= intimate environment, full, lushy chick, and no gas wasted. Oh and you are only a few feet from the bedroom and panny removal
Man’s homeless dates we were talbout yesterday!
. why did Sweet Pea do it??? ALLEGEDLY Jacoby had a bit too much to drink and his hands started roaming RECKLESSLY on Sweet Peas body. We guess he thought that she was A SKRIPPER THAT GAVE OUT EXTRAS FOR $$. Sweet Pea is NOT THAT KIND OF CHICK
When she felt that Jacoby was going too far, Sweet Pea asked him to stop. Jacoby started talking reckless . . . and then PLOOP – she ALLEGEDLY (#nosnitchin#) cracked that ninja in the head with a bottle of ACE OF SPADES.
I tell you waht though, stripping is a talent!!!! My hat goes off to them . When I went to a pole dance party and learned a little bit of what they do on the pole,hmph. Couldn’t tell me nothing!!!
*lights a candle for Cougar*
WAITTTTTTTTTT :stop: do it need to be a black candle?
@COUGAR:
I hatechu…what you make an incredible hulk with the tampico and the moscato brotha? 
Man’s homeless dates we were talbout yesterday!
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FCK
what did I get myself into with BREN 
Sale Of PAMPERS Is On The RISE IN AFRICA Because Of The Rise In MALE PROSTITUTES . . . That Are Unable To HOLD THEIR STOOL!!

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This CANT BE liFE!
what you make an incredible hulk with the tampico and the moscato brotha

Ermahgawdddd
@Who Dat
I done forget the dream now. *mumbles under breaf* *mofos always showing up after the thrill is gone*
BROWN it is a talent. I like to frequent strip clubs and they get it in. I love a pole now so when you gettin on them poles I give you my duckets
Prayer; Along with my daily masturbation ritual helps to suppress the urges that I have to go out and do gay sh!t says:
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*whispers* Yo SON, I bet they suck on it themself
Just read about them grown men having to wear diapers!

The purple bish is the Bodyguard
cougar lover says:

@Who Dat
I done forget the dream now. *mumbles under breaf* *mofos always showing up after the thrill is gone*
Phuck all yall haters talkin bout where I take hoes to eat!
Every one of em appreciate a nice azz date with me! Yall would be fightin other hoes for me to take yall out!
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
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Next up, a MLB player. She’s trying to get in all the sport’s pension plans. Go head on!
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
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Next up, a MLB player. She’s trying to get in all the sport’s pension plans. Go head on!
The bish that has a 6 yr old by Matt Leinhart AND a new bay by Blake Griffin?
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Next up, a MLB player. She’s trying to get in all the sport’s pension plans. Go head on!
SON
I dont even want to think on what his pic will be 
I done forget the dream now. *mumbles under breaf* *mofos always showing up after the thrill is gone*
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Well dayum. *blows out candle*
At least you aint waste a black one. The black candles dont go on sale til AFTER Halloween!
This shouldn’t be hard to determine
IF he got bust in the head, he had to have gone to the Dr office 
zmt would’ve been right there
Gigi26 says:
@COUGAR:
I hatechu…what you make an incredible hulk with the tampico and the moscato brotha? 
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Nope that’s my signature Mimosa “drank”. Served in chilled dollar tree champagne flutes. Oh the decadence… oui! oui!
Blake Grifin dont seem too bright abyway…

I hate having to take the time to cut the cucumber, cherry tomatoes and romaine lettuce in my salad
TEAMLAZY
Yall would be fightin other hoes for me to take yall out!
@Harlem, the people at the party asked me had I done it before

But I’ll take your duckets
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Phuck all yall haters talkin bout where I take hoes to eat!
Every one of em appreciate a nice azz date with me! Yall would be fightin other hoes for me to take yall out!
Gigi26 says:
Uhhh Sandra you might wanna revise this cuz this happened in DC this past weekend at Opera nightclub.
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Thanks hun.
DTTS
everyone reporting it says re fused medical treatment.. the ER Visit aint NO joke.
aint NOBOdy got time for an ER bill+ambulance ride
cougar lover says:
Gigi26 says:
@COUGAR:
I hatechu…what you make an incredible hulk with the tampico and the moscato brotha? 
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Nope that’s my signature Mimosa “drank”. Served in chilled dollar tree champagne flutes. Oh the decadence… oui! oui!
BROWN same here. I use to have a pole in my bedroom. Aaaahhh the good ol days. Keep saying I will replace it eh why not
Every one of em appreciate a nice azz date with me! Yall would be fightin other hoes for me to take yall out!
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Not hating, did you take the girl who sexes you like crazy to Applebee’s?
These bishes reminding of that Fresh Prince episode where Gina took off Everything!
Hair, nails 
Bren and that nasty gravi
White women stay winning
Not that Opy Taylor Griffin is a prize, but let a Black woman get impregnated by a man from every major sport stateside, including Futbol Americano
And all hail would break loose…From us nonetheless…The community would tear her to shreds 
They all look a damn mess. Like they’d have the bus smelling like old hot dogs. Yech.
luVn_liFe… says:
DTTS
everyone reporting it says re fused medical treatment.. the ER Visit aint NO joke.
aint NOBOdy got time for an ER bill+ambulance ride
Ohhhhh EYE see
Nope that’s my signature Mimosa “drank”. Served in chilled dollar tree champagne flutes. Oh the decadence… oui! oui!
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Not the roaches
nasty gravi
These strawberries and pineapples
good lordt why they so damn fresh and good. Juices just a drippin everywhere 
*mumbles* me and my big mouth
I remember how much you love those lil kitchen crickets
AND before the lurkers say something schmart, YEP we do look better than these hoes in real life
YEP we do look better than these hoes in real life
SON fck em
BREN
you like me you really like me!! *accepts award*
Chile what’s going on with Rhianna and Teyanna taylor
messy
Has anyone heard from Bomb?
@PRAYER

I had 360 waves!!
Chile what’s going on with Rhianna and Teyanna taylor messy
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What happened?
Every one of em appreciate a nice azz date with me! Yall would be fightin other hoes for me to take yall out!
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Not hating, did you take the girl who sexes you like crazy to Applebee’s?
by Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) on Sep 24, 2013 at 1:18 pm
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YUP!
Off to sale shop/lunch and possibly a margarita if the tequila gawds lub me
He should press charges and sue
Ion know but Teyanna trending
apparently she posted a video singing on IG , Rhianna call herself making fun of it … Teyanna snapped ! I’m trying to see what’s going on now
I thought someone on here would have the scoop
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:
Has anyone heard from Bomb?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@PRAYER

I had 360 waves!!
Not with that hairline you didnt
90, maybe 180 with an assist from a sharpie, but 360 goes around the whole head. Scalp, not fo 
Loverboy

Wait till you see my new do
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Have one or two for me SON
YUP!
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Lawd Man, you are a mess.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
These bishes reminding of that Fresh Prince episode where Gina took off Everything!
Hair, nails 

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I'm stuck in a? basement, sitting on a tricycle
Girl getting on my nerves
Going out of my mind, I thought she was fine
Don't know if her body is hers
Ion know but Teyanna trending apparently she posted a video singing on IG , Rhianna call herself making fun of it … Teyanna snapped ! I’m trying to see what’s going on now I thought someone on here would have the scoop
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Teyana best go tend to them side burns of hers someplace. She dont want it with Robyn. She better call Ciara and asks how that works
Chipotle serves Margaritas now.
now watch Man try to call it a fine establishment
Applebee’s??? You spending 20+ on meals. @Man you better get hip to some bartolli, 4 cheese texas toast and some gallo family moscato. $7.99 + $3.99 + $1.99= intimate environment, full, lushy chick, and no gas wasted. Oh and you are only a few feet from the bedroom and panny removal
by cougar lover on Sep 24, 2013 at 1:06 pm
who are you sexing??
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They drop trough for Bertoli? At least you can wear Truk Fit again
#jacked
My boyfriend and I were talking about super powers and if we could have one which one would you have? Tell me why this fool say he wants to have the ability to stretch like the guy on the fantastic 4 so he could suck his own dick? I was offended by that for one; I thought I did a good job and 2 what heterosexual man wants another man sucking his dick? Am I blowing this out of proportion? Was he just playing? What would you do if your man said that?
Whoa Rhianna dead wrong for that shyt
no wonder she snapped 
I cant wait until Rih gets the world star treatment via a female. Shes too thuglife-ish for her own good
She gone piss off the wrong one. Mark my words. The most pretentious celeb alive. Shes lucky, not talented. She gone learn 
so this what skrippas lookin like nowadays?? it’s been FAR too long since i been in a skrip club then
Visiting, or working

jeniefrumdabloc says:
Whoa Rhianna dead wrong for that shyt
no wonder she snapped 

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Wait. Where is this at?
Twittah is the devil, and IG
Teyana best go tend to them side burns of hers someplace. She dont want it with Robyn. She better call Ciara and asks how that works
i died!
I need that heffa in the purple on the Eagle’s line to protect Vick
Offensive tackle
What’d she say Jenny?
Visiting, or working
just visiting. i aint eem about THAT life
but how u doin on today? 
I CANNOT with Dollar’s ass tuh-day!

Dollar ?@callmedollar
I still don’t know what Teyana Taylor does, but she looks like she cornrows her pubic hairs. I’d leave her alone.
Chipotle serves Margaritas now.
now watch Man try to call it a fine establishment
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AND DOES
I just snorted out loud.
#jacked
My boyfriend and I were talking about super powers and if we could have one which one would you have? Tell me why this fool say he wants to have the ability to stretch like the guy on the fantastic 4 so he could suck his own ****? I was offended by that for one; I thought I did a good job and 2 what heterosexual man wants another man sucking his ****? Am I blowing this out of proportion? Was he just playing? What would you do if your man said that?
They key word is ANOTHER. He didnt say another man, he said so he could suck his own
Mine is too little to suck my own
I would if I could though. And since Im doing it myself, wont be no Oh you didnt warn me first it went up my nose type surprise
Win/Win
Ky Teyanna sung Anita Baker song Rapture
Rhianna had her hairstylist stick a wig on (he a man now) and sing the exact same song
she dead wrong for that one….. however Teyanna went in
Chile her tweets below
Don’t play wit me rihanna f-ck all this industry sh-t, YOU & I know each other VERY well. Throwing subs 4 wat? u got my #, don’t show off.
y’all could bully everybody else & get away wit that sh-t but that sh-t ain’t gone work ova here. so y’all could miss me with that NAVY sh-t
i sing caught in the rapture on IG then she posts her boy singing the same song, the same part, with curly hair and a snap back???
petty is petty and shade is shade, bitch knew what the fuck she was doing.
where is the loooooooooooooooooooove???
where is the loooooooooooooooooooooooove??
that bitch den flew away!
@ Fay
I saw that and
@ Jenie what did she say
chile Ms Robyn be readin bishes fa FILTH! the otha day some Indian chic said to her “why don’t u grow ur own hair?” after she posted a pic, to which Rih responded bc yo sister doin in FOR me bitch!
i died!
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OHHHHH. Oh. My side hurt.
Imma get fired. BUT YASSSSSSSS
My boyfriend and I were talking about super powers and if we could have one which one would you have? Tell me why this fool say he wants to have the ability to stretch like the guy on the fantastic 4 so he could suck his own ****? I was offended by that for one; I thought I did a good job and 2 what heterosexual man wants another man sucking his ****? Am I blowing this out of proportion? Was he just playing? What would you do if your man said that?

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Why she took offense to that?
From KidFury’s site
What’s a week in celeb news without some Rihanna and/or Chris Brizzeesha drama? Just moments ago, Teyana Taylor (who is close friends with Chris and Karrueche) reached for RiRi’s Bajan edges after catching some shade on the pop star’s Instagram page.
Earlier today, Rihanna posted a shady (and hilarious) video of her hairstylist, Yusef, in a long black wig singing “Rapture” by Anita Baker. The clip, which was captioned “bitches be like…yaaasss,” was clearly a shot at Teyana who sang the song acapella on Instagram a week ago.
After getting her curls caught in the rapture of shade, Teyana fired back on Twitter.
Don’t play wit me @rihanna fuck all this industry shit, YOU & I know each other VERY well. Throwing subs 4 wat? u got my #, don’t show off.
y’all could bully everybody else & get away wit that shit but that shit ain’t gone work ova here. so y’all could miss me with that NAVY shit
i sing caught in the rapture on IG then she posts her boy singing the same song, the same part, with curly hair and a snap back??? #PETTY
petty is petty and shade is shade, bitch knew what the fuck she was doing.
WELP! Not sure exactly what prompted Rihanna to go there with Harlem’s loveliest Pound Puppy, but it gives us something to talk about on The Read this week. Do you think Robyn should let the girls sing their acapella songs or what? I’ll update this with a response from the shooter if/when she posts one.

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Tell me why this fool say he wants to have the ability to stretch like the guy on the fantastic 4 so he could suck his own ****?
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And the red flag would of went up right then. I would of thought he was gay and then all bets would of been off.
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
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chile Ms Robyn be readin bishes fa FILTH! the otha day some Indian chic said to her “why don’t u grow ur own hair?” after she posted a pic, to which Rih responded bc yo sister doin in FOR me bitch!
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Rih a mess but i love her
Chile ya”ll should have seen the video
watch it please
after you watch Teyanna video ,<<< watch hers first 
Not for nothing, but it seems as if Teyanna would be the one to hand her a fair on in real life. But like I said, it SEEMS. But whatever. But why did RiRi have to shade her? Drama for no reason
Hoes mad they gave it up for a snack at the “Get-N-Go” and Im takin hoes out to nice meals at restaurants with cooked food n chit!
Like they eat nothing but five star restaurants and chit. Knowing a “night out” mean he took her by his momma house to pick up some food.

Rhi is mostly likely irritated in her nether regions at the pic of Drake bear hugging Teyana
i sing caught in the rapture on IG then she posts her boy singing the same song, the same part, with curly hair and a snap back???
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Does he have a hair growth issue too tho? The dude Robyn got to sing the song? He got an imbalance? I am sure its time for your twice daily shave Teyana. BYE. All up in yo feelins and chit.
men use their own hands to :jack: their own meat.
is that gay too because they have man-hands?
yall say everydamthing is gay
I don’t think Rhi want it with hood azz Teyana
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Not for nothing, but it seems as if Teyanna would be the one to hand her a fair on in real life. But like I said, it SEEMS. But whatever. But why did RiRi have to shade her? Drama for no reason
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Messy females do that
I need to go watch the Rhianna video
Rhi is mostly likely irritated in her nether regions at the pic of Drake bear hugging Teyana
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Rhi needs to chill before someone gets too real and molly wop her on the side of that mullet.
Rhianna just hopin Breezy step in so she can start talkin to his junkie azz again.
That ish is GAY IMB
I don’t think Rhi want it with hood azz Teyana
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Right!
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I need to go watch the Rhianna video

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What Rihanna vid?
Ty says:
I don’t think Rhi want it with hood azz Teyana
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Dollar be having me in straight tears
some gallo family moscato
dats some nasty shyt right there 
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Rhianna just hopin Breezy step in so she can start talkin to his junkie azz again.
Teyanna shoulda laughed that off…
@Jenie All that money and all she can find to do is be messy for no good reason? smdh. It’s ok. Her boy bestie Melissa will fight for her. She has nothing to lose.
Don’t play wit me @rihanna **** all this industry ****, YOU & I know each other VERY well. Throwing subs 4 wat? u got my #, don’t show off.
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yall think they got down
Recap Please??
How many of yall lick yall own nipples??

Found the video
While I agree Rhianna shades and reads THE BEST
she really only sticks to people she has a problem with or can jab at.
men use their own hands to their own meat.
is that gay too because they have man-hands?
yall say everydamthing is gay
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No, that’s not gay, but you telling me you want to suck your own dyck?! Naw, I can’t deal with that. At all.
Rihanna must’ve forgotten that she don’t know how to block punches”
Harlem’s loveliest Pound Puppy
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kdfnsknfksnknlnsfknfkn
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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Hoes mad they gave it up for a snack at the “Get-N-Go” and Im takin hoes out to nice meals at restaurants with cooked food n chit!
Like they eat nothing but five star restaurants and chit. Knowing a “night out” mean he took her by his momma house to pick up some food.
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truth be told you can feed me if you want to but if i was already planning on sitting on your dyck then it really doesnt matter either way.
we laughing cuz you acting like you using the Applebees as puzzy bait. like here kitty kitty! if it can get baited that easy then you either fuggin homeless chix or you slipping some chloroform in they dishes when they go to the bathroom.
aint nobody fuggin BECAUSE of a hot meal….less they homeless.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Teyanna shoulda laughed that off…
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I agree, but that shyt was funny …… Ion understand all the shyt talking on the social networks …. just go over and beat that azz
if you bout that life….. tweeting, and IGing is pointless 
Ty says:
Don’t play wit me @rihanna **** all this industry ****, YOU & I know each other VERY well. Throwing subs 4 wat? u got my #, don’t show off.
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Rhi came for Nostrildamus
Diva says:
some gallo family moscato
dats some nasty shyt right there 
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THat’s some mess I’ve never heard of.. Where you get it from Dollar General?
Recap Please??
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Somebody else recap. Hit it!
Rihanna must’ve forgotten that she don’t know how to block punches”

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@ Harlem why u no like my gravi!
I sent this pic to a guy begging fit a photo. He still mad
luVn_liFe… says:
Rihanna must’ve forgotten that she don’t know how to block punches”

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Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Hoes mad they gave it up for a snack at the “Get-N-Go” and Im takin hoes out to nice meals at restaurants with cooked food n chit!
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Applebee’s and TGIFriday’s don’t count boo
Um :stop: just because Teyanna looks like The British Bulldog Davie Boy Smith does not mean she can Throw hands. Besides after CB tagged
I am confident she has her bob and weave down and will not be afraid to fight a chick 
luVn_liFe… says:
Rihanna must’ve forgotten that she don’t know how to block punches”
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or stick and move
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
They drop trough for Bertoli? At least you can wear Truk Fit again
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Nice women, who appreciate their friend putting forth the effort!
*Sets scene*
Imagine being invited over for something to eat. You arrive, and walk toward the door and catch a faint whiff of Italian. You think to yourself, “self, i know this hotdog frying nicca aint..this must be him neighbor.” The door opens with your friend dressed casual with a glass of Gallo Mascato for you, all while the marinara is hitting all of your senses. You cannot utter too many words before you are shuffled to the couch for some small talk. Your freind goes to the kitchen to finalize the entrées, then invites you into the kitchen for a little sample. You oblige and the taste testing turns into light kissing….long story short the meal was good, you feeling nice, the right songs playing on pandora, next thing you know you riding something thinking about only coming over for hotdogs and fries. Aint gotta be bottom shelf to appreciate an evening like that
JamesDeanOnTheLow?@RobynIsMyGal8m
This is the most twitter action you have ever gotten @TEYANATAYLOR and you owe it all to that Rihanna name. Be grateful Mr Phuckface!<—
Yall seen tila tequila’s eyes
????
She looks stupid
luVn_liFe… says:
Rihanna must’ve forgotten that she don’t know how to block punches”
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
men use their own hands to their own meat.
is that gay too because they have man-hands?
yall say everydamthing is gay
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No, that’s not gay, but you telling me you want to suck your own dyck?! Naw, I can’t deal with that. At all.
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your own dyck in your own mouth. your own dyck in your own hand.
its yours. make it do what it do.
and it aint like dude really gonna be able to do it. now if he starts going hard in yoga then yeah….its a possibility
still dont make him gay tho. cuz a nigga gonna find a way to make himself cum be it with his own mouth or a warm apple pie. niggas just like to nut, that all.
?@callmedollar36m
Rihanna got the right one with Teyana Taylor though! Any chick that wears Timbs year round with face harder than concrete can box.
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp.
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Diva says:
some gallo family moscato
dats some nasty shyt right there 
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THat’s some mess I’ve never heard of.. Where you get it from Dollar General?
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I don’t know but my neighbor bought me that shyt when she moved cause I was a good neighbor….I tasted that shyt and spit it out and through that shyt in da trash! It had to cost bout 2.99 the way it tasted!
Imagine being invited over for something to eat. You arrive, and walk toward the door and catch a faint whiff of Italian. You think to yourself, “self, i know this hotdog frying nicca aint..this must be him neighbor.” The door opens with your friend dressed casual with a glass of Gallo Mascato for you
at self because I say that

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So basically you set the expectations so low that when you give these ladies a hot meal with dollar ‘scato they be like
Got it! You cool with me
you slipping some chloroform in they dishes when they go to the bathroom
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Wtf wrong with yall TODAY?
The visual of @Man tryna drag that big chick he knock down out of Applebee’s… so he can go home and fugg with all of his inches is CLASSIC. She done sat her azz up there and smashed her VERY OWN 2 fer Twenny (both portions)…she dead weight cause he misjudged and gave her TOO much Chloroform…he tryna decide if he want to take her back to his house and get his 3.5 inches done OR push her big unresponsive azz out the cah at the homeless shelter and speed off
THE POSSIBILITIES YO.
Any chick that wears Timbs year round with face harder than concrete can box.
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I’m done. hahahahaa
How can she get away with callin Kare rice cakes n ish Whatevs
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Because Asian people eat ric—–
luVn_liFe… says:
?@callmedollar36m
Rihanna got the right one with Teyana Taylor though! Any chick that wears Timbs year round with face harder than concrete can box.
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I can see Teyana saying “if I raise up, gone be trouble…trouble” in my Bernie Mack voice
?@callmedollar36m
Rihanna got the right one with Teyana Taylor though! Any chick that wears Timbs year round with face harder than concrete can box.
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You seen the video of Suge Knight getting knocked out. Don’t let her jowls fool you.
She done sat her azz up there and smashed her VERY OWN 2 fer Twenny (both portions)…
That’s why she ordered for him
So she could eat both of em 
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I can see Teyana saying “if I raise up, gone be trouble…trouble” in my Bernie Mack voice

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someone on twit sais Rhi needs to be deported
Who Dat says:
you slipping some chloroform in they dishes when they go to the bathroom
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Wtf wrong with yall TODAY?
The visual of @Man tryna drag that big chick he knock down out of Applebee’s… so he can go home and fugg with all of his inches is CLASSIC. She done sat her azz up there and smashed her VERY OWN 2 fer Twenny (both portions)…she dead weight cause he misjudged and gave her TOO much Chloroform…he tryna decide if he want to take her back to his house and get his 3.5 inches done OR push her big unresponsive azz out the cah at the homeless shelter and speed off
THE POSSIBILITIES YO.
<— Up there with MJ and Nippy!
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he tryna decide if he want to take her back to his house and get his 3.5 inches done
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hmmm. that’s an innaresting train of thought. does one licking their own nipples make them gay?
the answer is no.
however, even if i could, i wouldn’t eat my own snatch. nor would i want a man who can/does/or wants to suck his own dack
just aint kosher
Ty says:
She done sat her azz up there and smashed her VERY OWN 2 fer Twenny (both portions)…
That’s why she ordered for him
So she could eat both of em
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*whispers* Sound like the AA reject type, and THAT’S why they so Appreciative
Man at Applebee’s waiting for chloroform to take
His date who never loses weight 
Him getting her to the house as soon as possible
Him getting all 3.5 inches in
Her 23 seconds later 
Her 20 minutes later
someone on twit said Rhi needs to be deported
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I got tears :crying1:
I call bullshattt, Man just trying to keep us going
We spend about ten bucks on lunch, so how some chick fuggin just to fugg
Can’t be!
Who Dat says:
someone on twit said Rhi needs to be deported
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I got tears :crying1:
and it aint like dude really gonna be able to do it
i’ve seen it done

however, even if i could, i wouldn’t eat my own snatch. nor would i want a man who can/does/or wants to suck his own dack
just aint kosher

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Think of how much effort, how much power, how much jaw skrenf it takes to even lift up his lower extremities to his mouth!!!
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
and it aint like dude really gonna be able to do it
i’ve seen it done

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Did he swal…
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
and it aint like dude really gonna be able to do it
i’ve seen it done
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oh its definitely possible just not likely. thts why he said if he could have a SUPER POWER. little does he know that yoga can get him flexible enough to be able do it.
sweet pea is a waitress/ bartender at kod..none of the people in the pic are strippers but are all close friends of Brian…red lips is Marsha who is a celebrity makeup artist & the one way in the back owns Tasty’s soul food