Beyonce is just like you. The “Bow Down” singer shared more vacations photos of her family on her personal Tumblr page today. In one photo, Bey’s daughter Blue Ivy toddles on the deck of a yacht, while husband Jay Z chomps on a Cuban cigar. In other photos, Beyonce, 32, is seen in various stages of undress. See more photos after the break.
Photos: Beyonce’s Tumblr
I
Beyonce. but that dry azz weave/wig is 
me softly 
Beyonce is just like you. The “Bow Down” singer
Super cute
BEY lOOks very thin or is just my EYES
I love BLUEEEEE!!!!!
I want her!
Bey had OUR baby
I ate white grapes, a banana, and a green apple all before 12 with one of those coconut water with pinapple juice added…
My tummy is a rummbling…
LUVN dont chu leave
Nice candid pics
She is LIT in that first picture. That’s the look of, Blue getting on my nerves, nanny take her. Look at that smile of relief
Her skin is gorgeous. I hate those broken wanna be couture poses tho
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
I ate white grapes, a banana, and a green apple all before 12 with one of those coconut water with pinapple juice added…
My tummy is a rummbling…
OH SHYT… for real oh shyt…. 
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RAZZLE food of champions
I havent ate like that in 2 days and my body is PISSED so is my tummy lol
Luvie MissNY
In other photos, Beyonce, 32, is seen in various stages of undress.
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The “is seen in various stages if undress” is what made her age post correctly today I believe.
What yall tombout leaving?????
i still have summer outfits left
blu’s little bunny ear headband with her little outfit is too cute
I was like undress..
OTB
not I
Bey posts brings out the flock!
Oh, hi @ OTBeezy
Harlem/Wut
Zoe B. says:
She is LIT in that first picture. That’s the look of, Blue getting on my nerves, nanny take her. Look at that smile of relief
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Hey Chan…flock? Bey brings bad bitches to the blog? Oh yes.
WUT oh I know that feeling
This is really cute!
Mainy, i need you to use your sexy, to get at a miami rapper so we can have a celebrity endorser. We also needa legal eagle to challenge that copyright, cuz im pressing them up anyway!!
Cougar Lover us said you goin afta that copyright huh? lol…. thanks for the compliment but ummmmm if we need a celebrity endorser I may have to 
on ova to Louisiana & see if Young turk from the hot boyz is available….I dunno he may be locked up right now.
^^
:eyeroll:
Love that top pic
@shuga yes one of the best feelings ever
BIC looks like she’s running from a nap.
” 
Uh uhhh bish I amn NAT goin tu schleep!” 
<<<runs off bow-legged like most babies do 
Not luvie either¿
Beyonce is just like you.
Beyonce gettin lighter and lighter and tho!
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
Harlem/Wut
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@ Miany, Turk got out a few months ago, he shouldn’t have anything on his ta do list
@ OTB, I can live with Bey doing that. I damn sure can!
@ MissHarlem, I left you a message downstairs. I’m surprised at you.
Some of these pics looked shopped…
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
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Stalkers don’t get paid for what they do.
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Blue and I adore those uneven lil curls of hers 
Beyonce ain’t got no Houston thigh gap, she needs a few sammiches
Beyonce & Blue
S. Epatha Twerkerson says:
Beyonce is just like you.
Id love to believe that she is. Just like me. Does what I do. Its just hard to picture Beyonce getting up off the toilet to look at, and marvel in amazement at the size of the excrement that just came out of her body
So, no, she aint just like me
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MissHarlem says:
WUT oh I know that feeling
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Girl I have been there!
Me at work:
My stomach: Didn’t I tell you
I hated broccoli.. 
BYTCH!
Me:
Nice pink pants too Bey
I try not to watch Low Down Dirty Shame when it comes on but I can’t help it…I watch it everytime!
I bet y’all any amount of money that Beyonce’s ponytail skills are lacking from the looks of that lil baby.
Chan!! Its the tour. She be back.
#shade.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Beyonce gettin lighter and lighter and tho!
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And her breasts are getting flatter and flatter.
Bey once is gorgeous! Blue is so adorable!
Oops Beyonce
even she/he isn’t this gross
she so quick
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gypsyeyes says:
I try not to watch Low Down Dirty Shame when it comes on but I can’t help it…I watch it everytime!
Me too!
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Beyonce ain’t got no Houston thigh gap, she needs a few sammiches
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You sound like my bros, be like she went Hollywood 
:blacklisted:
ChanAintShyt says:
I bet y’all any amount of money that Beyonce’s ponytail skills are lacking from the looks of that lil baby.
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Blue don’t even have sides… what she supposed to brush up into a pony?
Chile those shades she rocking, is everything
MissHarlem says:
especially that last part…Ion get concerned about what folk do in the bedroom. My motto: who you fugg don’t make me cum. 
TY funny thing is people know about those in the industry. Including their partners. Its only down low to the public bc of what others say for example some comments here and elsewhere when in actualty it dont matter who they fcking. Hell if people up in arms about industry people they woule be PISSED about those in Congress. ESPECIALLY those southern religous states who look at their values as more important than the people that is governed. I know too much so on that note I shall zip it
^^ (from downstairs…dont judge me, I was at a going away lunch party…aka my career wake)
Maj #shade
SANDRA I answered
you took a snippet of what I meant and ran with it. I dont applaud the lying and my comments made that clear 
It is no ones bizness who anyone fcks at home or in the street etc. His girlfriend knows so why should we care. But we off that 
WUT thats me whenever I do any kind of fast food.
hmmm fast food not bad and its cheaper than the 15 dollar lunch
didnt I tell you that I cant take that chit
Me
My stomach
GellySammich
MIANY all good I can always go for healthy mature convo no matter what post you bring it in
girrllll say that last line again
My motto: who you fugg don’t make me cum.
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I was going to add something to this but it’s before 6pm eastern…
@ Gelly, if her hair wasn’t all beaded up, maybe the sides will grow along with the rest of the hair, or no?
Beyonce gettin lighter and lighter and tho!
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And her breasts are getting flatter and flatter.
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more proof of the surrogate pregnacy?
GEELLYYY get in my belly *sorry that came in my head*
I get my hair bows and leggings!!
Breasts flatter? Cant be because she had a baby last yr. Nerp.
And nobody gets lighter as they age. Naw.
Ermahgawdddddddddd yayyyyyyyyyyy
Who run the worl’ Craig
That is a baby. she shouldn’t be trying to pull the little hair she has into ponytails that is how the rest of hair will fall out. I see these kids with their edges gelled up into many barrettes and hairbows and their hair don’t ever grow. My baby girls rocked fro’s with headbands until their hair was strong enough for alladat. Fugg what naysayers go on about,these are my kids.
Lil Mo was tryna get it at that reunion
I know I’m late
Do anybody else loveeee these healthy choice steamer meals??
i dont typically like frozen meals 
but these are spectacular, no stunt. $2.
More manipulation usually equals less growth. But I don’t think we were actually trying to have a hair convo today. Yall gon keep the party going.
Hey Harlem!
GYPSY per usual you font what I think and when Im about to font you say it
Afternoon and chit just got back from a wedding (yes a wedding)
MissHarlem says:
GYPSY per usual you font what I think and when Im about to font you say it
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Cause you and me us neva paht, mackee un dada!
Bey is starting to look just like her lesbun lova Rita Ora…clothing and all
if only she’d let mama Knowles back in them roots and Daddy Knowles back in that career 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Beyonce gettin lighter and lighter and tho!
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And her breasts are getting flatter and flatter.
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more proof of the surrogate pregnacy?
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Or she quit pumping/ breast feeding..
I been on Healthy choice HOWEVER when I take them to work I must have a fruit or some kind of snack bc if I eat it at 1 by 2 IM STARVED. Taste good though. I like to get them at Target bc they are cheaper than my supermarket
OutsidetheBox says:
Do anybody else loveeee these healthy choice steamer meals??
i dont typically like frozen meals 
but these are spectacular, no stunt. $2.
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OutsidetheBox says:
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MEH, I saw it…did you read the horrible comments under her videos pertaining say cut tho? People are horrible.
Bey is starting to look just like her lesbun lova Rita Ora
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:stop:
Awwww….I done stirred up the hornets nest. LOL. So let me do it like this:
Dear Ladies,
I don’t really care about this lil girl’s hair, or any other lil curls or ponytails in any other chirrens hair. Hell, ain’t my baby. Y’all know I ain’t shyt so I don’t know why y’all even let me rile y’all up over something like this.
Your brother,
Chan “He Who Holds The Finest Rat Tailed Combs”
@Bomb, was the wedding nice?
@OTB I love the steamers as well.
I was thinking Bey looks like Rita Ora in these pics. That’s all I got.
GellySammich says:
I get my hair bows and leggings!!
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its a girl!!!
congrats!
Dear Brother/Cousin Chan,
We know. It’s ok. We love your aint shyt-ness…well at least I do. lmao
@ Fine Cousin Keya: What’s the air up there like, with yo tall ass?
@ VA: What it do stranger??
Hey Chan :hugs:
My baby girls rocked fro’s with headbands until their hair was strong enough for alladat. Fugg what naysayers go on about,these are my kids.
she’d be bald and when I take her in public folk would be askin me to get her a weave.
^^ mine will too…. my niece has a head full of the thinnest/ softest lil hair (she 7) can you imagine how bald she’d be today if we were forcing that hair into ponytails at age 2???
Chile please!!! where u get that mess from
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Bomb, was the wedding nice?
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I liked her dress *K. Michelle voice*
@VA you know, I just wish she would go dark with the hair but I guess she can’t. And I used to think comb that child’s hair, but I remember how my little guy would not sit still adn his hair was looking liek who done it. And he had a lot of damn hair. I cut that mess off before he was two, and everyone told me how wrong I was. Go on Beyonce and do you with your baby. Sorry I was rude to ya.
Sammich google ebay blessing girl hair bows
Not riled by you Chan… hence my lil sentence at the end. I do, however, realize that faaaaaaaaar too many people actually think it’s something wrong with this baby girl’s hair. Like she should only have it parted into 3 ponytails with heavy clacker balls on the ends.
But I also don’t see what’s so dry about Bey’s hair like everybody else does. Maybe it’s me 
MEH, I saw it…did you read the horrible comments under her videos pertaining say cut tho? People are horrible.
^^ folks stay pressed, they should borrow Luvn’s iron
I liked her dress *K. Michelle voice*
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Dag. Was the food at least good?
I think that if I fonted what I really wanted to at times, some posters would want my head on a stake. But I love y’all tho, well most of y’all.
I have nothing
I am going to lunch as soon as I figure out what to eat. Y’all manufacture a crisis (not involving me) by the time I get back pls
ChanAintShyt says:
@ Fine Cousin Keya: What’s the air up there like, with yo tall ass?
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
I liked her dress *K. Michelle voice*
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Dag. Was the food at least good?
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Weren’t no food there
All good @ Gelly :hugs: n shyt, lol.
@Gelly
CONGRATs!!!!
** I knew the wedding want gone be shiii when they decided to hold it on a Thursday
But Chan my Man aint riled by it just clarifying why some women don’t try to pull and tug on the roots of their chirrens hurr…no harm no foul!
@Chan lmao. The air up here is ok. I can’t wait for some fall weather though. And you? How are the kiddies?
Nah. Gyp i can barely take these comments. Lol. I know my limits.
I didnt like it at first, bt she is styling it betta now.
I printed off a blank sheet of paper so I didn’t have to go through the trouble of opening the printer and getting the piece of paper… #lazy
** I knew the wedding want gone be shiii when they decided to hold it on a Thursday
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But I also don’t see what’s so dry about Bey’s hair like everybody else does. Maybe it’s me
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Did I miss something?
Chan “He Who Holds The Finest Rat Tailed Combs”
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VA if u don’t go to
with tight face in your gravi
was it at the court house??
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@VA you know, I just wish she would go dark with the hair but I guess she can’t.
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I think it would really compliment her complexion. I DO agree with her choice to add some hair back. That close cut was not cute IN MY OPINION (not that it matters). I think it may have just been that there was no style. It was just…there.
OutsidetheBox says:
Sammich google ebay blessing girl hair bows
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*Celie Voice* deys so many of em. What Ise gon do?
@Bomb GOOD BYE! And yall can judge me all damn day and night, but wtf had a wedding and no food?! No crackers or nothing Jesus?! Nope. No cake either?
I suggest that if you are a fan or don’t know who Ariana Grande is that you click on my name. She is coming with the BOOM!
@Chan….I for one would embrace the full-on aint shiiness u have to offer.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
I liked her dress *K. Michelle voice*
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Dag. Was the food at least good?
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Weren’t no food there
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Damn was there a cake
Shuga Honey says:
was it at the court house??
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Chan when’s that gran boy of yourn dew?
should we send pink jordan socks, or blue?
*sets out blog collection plate*
Damn was there a cake
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Negative
@ Keya, good to hear. Everything on my end ain’t sweet, but that’s the way of life ya dig?
My momma had a heart attack yesterday n shyt, but she a soldier and holding up strong. I’m headed there tomorrow.
Like she should only have it parted into 3 ponytails with heavy clacker balls on the ends. <—–
OTB7's hairstyle. No click clacks tho. Tuck and roll with those bows i sent you to. 
But I also don’t see what’s so dry about Bey’s hair like everybody else does. Maybe it’s me<— Nope.
Maybe its them. I know who still buying up all the blue can oil sheen. *giggles*
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Bomb GOOD BYE! And yall can judge me all damn day and night, but wtf had a wedding and no food?! No crackers or nothing Jesus?! Nope. No cake either?
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RAZZLE
that some lazy chit right thur
BOMB you know that saying if you aint got nothin nice to say dont say nathan at all
I cant with you *whispers what else happened*
Thanks Miany!
beyonce/jay z and their great living…must be nice
*goes back to drop them fries*
OMG!! When the kid and I say our prayers tonight, we will be sure to include her. That’s crazy!!! But why my aint shyt ass read “but she a soldier” and thought of lil wayne momma?! God is still working on me. Anyway, I hope she gets better.
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
Damn was there a cake
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Negative
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Golden Corral coupon
*Celie Voice* deys so many of em. What Ise gon do?
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We just got an order yesterday. They make them on order so it takes a minute but so worth it. Especially for the price and uniqueness. Hand bands, bows, clips, ribbons, beaded bows :2dance:
Ty says:
VA if u don’t go to with tight face in your gravi
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What? You’own like it? She sharp!
San ah make ya dance says:
Bey is starting to look just like her lesbun lova Rita Ora
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It’s out there hold on lemme go research it
@ Razzle did u get up to get it or slide across your office in the chair
but even she/he isn’t this gross
My apologies to you Ms Rose. It was never my intentions to gross you out. Im a big fan. Big, big, big fan
I was following you on twitter before you had that verified check mark. Loyalty. Ok, so, maybe its not there in physical form, but its def there in spirit. I see it, therefore it is. Big fan here. Huge. I cant wait to pre-register for your course on Dopamine 
I cant wait to be able to address you as Professor Sandra Rose 
Sandra Rose Oglevee 
Even better! Heeeeeeeeey Professa 
BOMB you know that saying if you aint got nothin nice to say dont say nathan at all
I cant with you *whispers what else happened*
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My mama taught me well
I know who still buying up all the blue can oil sheen. *giggles*
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No no boo boo. We use pink hair lotion. NOW. hahahahahahah.
@ Razz, he supposed to be here on Nov 29, to bad Lil Chan violated probation and ain’t gon be around to see it……smh @ these hard heads, but I ain’t bout to rant. Blue socks please.
@ Ty, I may not be able to whip up a top notch ponytail, but I can scratch the fawk out of a scalp!
@ Miany, I am slowly transitioning to full blown ain’t shyt
TY
git
CHAN glad she is feeling better
*goes back to drop them fries*
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Dont get no grease on them peepa ‘puter.
Who in the heck had a wedding with no food?
. Rita Ora-Jay Z and Beyonce have threesomes with new songstress Rita Ora. Beyonce and Rita have a close relationship, if you know what I mean. Beyonce likes to get it on with Rita without Jay Z, which has caused strains in their relationship. THINK ABOUT IT, why else would Beyonce, who is very insecure when it comes to other female acts have Rita Ora, a pretty young thang around her husband 24/7? Beyonce didn’t like Rihanna especially since Jay Z had a affair with her and thats why they are rarely photoed together even though Beyonce and Jay Z consider her a “little sister
#helpful
. Rita Ora-Jay Z and Beyonce have threesomes with new songstress Rita Ora. Beyonce and Rita have a close relationship, if you know what I mean. Beyonce likes to get it on with Rita without Jay Z, which has caused strains in their relationship. THINK ABOUT IT, why else would Beyonce, who is very insecure when it comes to other female acts have Rita Ora, a pretty young thang around her husband 24/7? Beyonce didn’t like Rihanna especially since Jay Z had a affair with her and thats why they are rarely photoed together even though Beyonce and Jay Z consider her a “little sister
#helpful
gypsyeyes says:
I suggest that if you are a fan or don’t know who Ariana Grande is that you click on my name. She is coming with the BOOM!
Oh well… ain’t my career…
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I like her, I just hate that they have her playing that dumb role on Nickelodeon. How is her acting career/resume going to grow/be taken seriously if she doesn’t do anything else?
But hey Ariana, iffinn you break a limb in two to three years, I’ll be ya girl for PT!
Ty says:
Ty says:
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
Damn was there a cake
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Negative
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Golden Corral coupon
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Nope… lets just say Man’s 3mins he brags about lasted longer
Golden Corral coupon
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Red Lobster lunch? I mean, ok, it’s nice that you wanna get married but dont invite people and you don’t have food! (or am I just greedy) But wait, was it only you and your husband? Or a whole bunch of hungry folks?
Thanks @ Keya n Harlem
Chan
BrownskinQT says:
Who in the heck had a wedding with no food?
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Right!
Ty says:
@ Razzle did u get up to get it or slide across your office in the chair
Rolled over there like a fat chick in the rolling cart in Wal-Mart..
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Lmao @ 2 Cribz going to what we call a “Struggle Wedding”
BrownskinQT says:
Who in the heck had a wedding with no food?
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Golden Corral coupon
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Red Lobster lunch? I mean, ok, it’s nice that you wanna get married but dont invite people and you don’t have food! (or am I just greedy) But wait, was it only you and your husband? Or a whole bunch of hungry folks?
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8ppl we offered to take them to lunch in the city but they was in a rush to get to the passport office… chhhiiillllleeeeee I done said too much
Free Boosie
Free BG
Free C-Murder
and
Free Lil Chan
Media fake out aint no reliable source, girl stop it!!!
gypsyeyes says:
I suggest that if you are a fan or don’t know who Ariana Grande is that you click on my name. She is coming with the BOOM!
The dr done sat her down and told her no singing or even talking because she has vocal hemmoraging. eww
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I love her. My kids are about to Arianna Grande me to death.
Right back at ya @ OTBoothang
No no boo boo. We use pink hair lotion. NOW. hahahahahahah.
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Bad to worse. Traded in a yugo for a aztec….lmaoooo
8ppl we offered to take them to lunch in the city but they was in a rush to get to the passport office… chhhiiillllleeeeee I done said too much
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I just want you to know I died reading this sentence. God Bless that new union. Amen. *goes to find some cake*
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Free Boosie
Free BG
Free C-Murder
and
Free Lil Chan
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LMAO!!!
It’s out there hold on lemme go research it
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Rita Wish She Could Ha
I dont believe everything I read. Buttturm I was moreso on the likealike part.
ChanAintShyt says:
Lmao @ 2 Cribz going to what we call a “Struggle Wedding”
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I’mma come off as a bish for saying this but at least a struggle wedding got somethings a real wedding has
THINK ABOUT IT <–my advice tew.
@Chan
damn 
Welp! He will learn. All you can do at this point is give him words of wisdom. 
@ BrenBren
with your potty font 
@OTB no seriously I told my gf I still used that and she looked at me like I had three heads. Talking about some: “So what is this, 98? Why are you still buying that shyt? Girl get a damn clue” lmao. It’s a struggle with my hair.
THINK ABOUT IT <–my advice tew.
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yall Bomb just mannufactured a dayum crisis.. she was working down at the courthouse and two fools pulled her in to witness their lil civil ceremony BYE BOMB!!!
***disclaimer*** I don’t disrespect the courthouse marriages. If I need to have it that way I WILL…I WILL NOT however invite a buncha folk like I’m gone accomodate ’em. no sir, no maam If its a courthouse wedding it’s me, hubby and maybe my mama as a witness (last time I told her courthouse wedding mama looked like
)
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
8ppl we offered to take them to lunch in the city but they was in a rush to get to the passport office… chhhiiillllleeeeee I done said too much
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I just want you to know I died reading this sentence. God Bless that new union. Amen. *goes to find some cake*
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Praying for your mom @Chan…I’m sure that she is a soldier.
I got a blue rat tail comb engraved for the grand…
8ppl we offered to take them to lunch in the city but they was in a rush to get to the passport office… chhhiiillllleeeeee I done said too much
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Uh oh
Miany says:
yall Bomb just mannufactured a dayum crisis.. she was working down at the courthouse and two fools pulled her in to witness their lil civil ceremony BYE BOMB!!!
***disclaimer*** I don’t disrespect the courthouse marriages. If I need to have it that way I WILL…I WILL NOT however invite a buncha folk like I’m gone accomodate ‘em. no sir, no maam If its a courthouse wedding it’s me, hubby and maybe my mama as a witness (last time I told her courthouse wedding mama looked like
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Sadly I was actually invited as a guest it’s someone I know
OutsidetheBox says:
Dont get no grease on them peepa ‘puter.
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nah, i only use it after our recurrent hand sanitizing. hands be clean for the computer…them fries is another story
I love her. My kids are about to Arianna Grande me to death. The dr done sat her down and told her no singing or even talking because she has vocal hemmoraging. eww
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AG or your kids got told not to sing/talk?
It’s time for another job
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
I’mma come off as a bish for saying this but at least a struggle wedding got somethings a real wedding has
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Wow, it wasn’t even on struggle status? What the level lower than struggle wedding? Is it shotgun wedding?
@ Razz, the FL judicial system will only slap you on your wrist every now n then…..he learned that shyt Monday.
@Miany, listen there is nothing wrong with going to the courthouse (just remembers who just went there) But then don’t invite people and call it a damn wedding. No baby, you went and got married. And it’s still a beautiful thing.
jeniefrumdabloc says:
It’s time for another job
(I feel like I keep ruining the party with trying to understand but…) so really they just weren’t the type to care about the wedding… just wanted to get married and get the hell out of dodge? what’s wrong with that?
Wow, it wasn’t even on struggle status? What the level lower than struggle wedding? Is it shotgun wedding?
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*looks around* Somebody trya give ha man them papers
She’s really serving up the essence of Blue in that pic in front of the cab. That’s the look Blue has when they approach her with a comb. Like “Bish please. I will make Julius cut you.”
Wow, it wasn’t even on struggle status? What the level lower than struggle wedding? Is it shotgun wedding?
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She should of had a bbq and told the pastor to come over and marry them. Everyone could of ate and everything.
My cousin had a courthouse wedding, but our family threw them a dinner thing to celebrate after.
My momma had a heart attack yesterday n shyt, but she a soldier and holding up strong. I’m headed there tomorrow
for your family hun
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Somebody trya give ha man them papers
saw what now?
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*say
wayment :stop: she wore a real live wedding dress to the court?
i dont mean to laugh but i saw somebody doing that when i was waiting in line to checkin for jury dute and it was kinda funny, especially since the line was long and full of ornery ppl mad cuz they had to go to court that day.
LMMFAO *sings in juve voice* They better run for it, run for it, run.
*Out of character* Thank all of y’all for the well wishes, I appreciate it. *Back in character*
Lmao @ Bird…..
@ 2 Cribz “took all she can take, but he leaves her no options”
Speaking of struggle weddings, y’all should see some of the wedding I shot a couple of weekends ago. I swear one half of the church was full of strippers and the other dope boys n trap niggas.
GellySammich says:
you aint ruining the mood. I myself wanted a courthouse thing cuz I actually don’t care for weddings…. My thing is, if I invite folk Ima feed em something afterwards…but that’s just me. I come from a family of cookin azz women
(I feel like I keep ruining the party with trying to understand but…) so really they just weren’t the type to care about the wedding… just wanted to get married and get the hell out of dodge? what’s wrong with that?
^^
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Somebody trya give ha man them papers
saw what now?
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Guhl she and Pablo at the passport office rhat nah and just got married an hr ago… I dunno any other reason than that
“So what is this, 98? Why are you still buying that shyt? Girl get a damn clue” lmao. It’s a struggle with my hair.
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I swear @Keya. You need to get rid of that chit!
Mineral Oil- Paraffinum Liquidum <— 2nd ingredient.
Thats oil and vaseline basically. 
Suffocating your hair strand.
Think of it like a coat. When you put this on your hair, it "fills" in everything, clogging the hairs. You gotta use serious shampoo to wash it out. When you use serious shampoo you drying the chit outta your hair, so you go put the pink oil back on your hair and
vicious circle.
eww i just seen Chrissy Teigen’s bare chicken cutlet titties on facebook (on B. Scott page)
I swear one half of the church was full of strippers and the other dope boys n trap niggas.
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Sounds like a typical hip-hop wedding guest list to me
Shuga Honey says:
wayment :stop: she wore a real live wedding dress to the court?
i dont mean to laugh but i saw somebody doing that when i was waiting in line to checkin for jury dute and it was kinda funny, especially since the line was long and full of ornery ppl mad cuz they had to go to court that day.
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Y’all were in line like : “Im here in line and look at THIS bish….Need to take her ass to a church”
Thanks @ Ty
I swear one half of the church was full of strippers and the other dope boys n trap niggas.
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Chit the hood need love too.
Damn!
@ 2 Cribs…..this ain’t the same couple from the “service” you attended was it?
OTB, yeen see them pics on my FB camera page?
@OTB that’s why I am always asking ppl hair question. Yall think im here trying to be funny when I ask. I have NO CLUE about this same hair I’ve had all my life. It’s even worse now, I’m starting to think my bc is making it thin. Ugh. So what do I use if not pink hair lotion?
Speaking of struggle weddings, y’all should see some of the wedding I shot a couple of weekends ago. I swear one half of the church was full of strippers and the other dope boys n trap niggas.
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Did the bridal party come in on I need a Hot Girl ?
BrownskinQT says:
Did the bridal party come in on I need a Hot Girl ?
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My neck, my byke.
@Bomb smdh. SO they made you and the twins come down to the damn courthouse and did not even have a damn lunchable for you to eat? They know your having twins right? Chile smdh.
Yes @Chan!
ChanAintShyt says:
@ 2 Cribs…..this ain’t the same couple from the “service” you attended was it?
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E-mail me Chan b/c I already got called out by someone I know recognizing my pic on here… I ain’t finna say no more about this fo’ I get myself into some ish ya digg
Did the bridal party come in on I need a Hot Girl ?
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I got married in the courthouse. We were 20 and 21 so it was fun for us. We had a reception at the house the next day and went club hopping ATL style…Keshia Jackson(millie Jackson’s daughter) was featured in one of the clubs and dedicated a few songs to us. It was a fun night. We didn’t have much and werent about to put our family in debt and we were moving to a new Army post
Miany says:
^^
you aint ruining the mood.
I just said that cuz everybody be all “AAHHAHAA” and I’m sitting here with my blonde face on like “I don’t get it” *twirls hair around my finger*
I woulda just gone home and went to sleep.
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But we just strolled up in Pastor’s office with parents and a couple other close folks. Only had dinner after cuz they (his side) booked a place and decorated and everything.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Bomb smdh. SO they made you and the twins come down to the damn courthouse and did not even have a damn lunchable for you to eat? They know your having twins right? Chile smdh.
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No gum no mints nathin
OutsidetheBox says:
I swear one half of the church was full of strippers and the other dope boys n trap niggas.
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Chit the hood need love too.
Thugs need love too….I said a thuuuuug needs love (Monica voice)
Damn!
^^
My neck, my byke.
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gypsyeyes says:
I got married in the courthouse. We were 20 and 21 so it was fun for us. We had a reception at the house the next day and went club hopping ATL style…Keshia Jackson(millie Jackson’s daughter) was featured in one of the clubs and dedicated a few songs to us. It was a fun night. We didn’t have much and werent about to put our family in debt and we were moving to a new Army post
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There’s nothing wrong with getting married at the court house but she gave the impression she was having a wedding wedding though… My pregnant azz worse heels and all that tew
@Bomb smh. Ok. *wispers* Next time they have something pack a lunchbox ok?
RAZZLE is the
, not a BEDAZZLED tramp. 
says:
I love her. My kids are about to Arianna Grande me to death. The dr done sat her down and told her no singing or even talking because she has vocal hemmoraging. eww
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AG or your kids got told not to sing/talk?
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AG
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Bomb smh. Ok. *wispers* Next time they have something pack a lunchbox ok?
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Next time
GUHL BYE!!!
So what do I use if not pink hair lotion?
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Afraid you was gonna ask that.
This is sometimes tough to find out, its trial and error. Its helpful to hit YT and search for hair like yours and see what works for those with your hair type.
Do you have aloe vera gel? Coco oil? Shea butter? Oils dont moisturize the hair, they coat (like the pink lotion, but good ingredient), sealing in your moisture. Moisture could be water, a cream, a mix..
as long as its NOT oil. 
So you wash, deep condition, use your moisturizer then seal (w/oil or butter).
Now we get to the root of the issue with @ 2 Cribs…she could have lived with the lack of food….but she got her pregnant ass in those heels for naythan, which is the reason she is mad son.
There’s nothing wrong with getting married at the court house but she gave the impression she was having a wedding wedding though… My pregnant azz worse heels and all that tew
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and Keya talmbout some pack a lunch
I just saw the pics they look like they could walked out to In Da Wind by Trick Daddy
@OTB I will try that. I’m ready to get a cut and call that shyt a damn day
ChanAintShyt says:
Now we get to the root of the issue with @ 2 Cribs…she could have lived with the lack of food….but she got her pregnant ass in those heels for naythan, which is the reason she is mad son.
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Shhhhhiiiiiddddddd
on it Chan!!
Yeah, we didn’t invite anyone to the courthouse either. It was just the 2 of us with like 6 other couples. We were the youngest. Ppl were dressed nice and then there was the couple that looked like they had been up drinking all night and somebody lost a bet.
gypsy, gelly…the REAL thang is the marriage not the wedding…
@Gelly..see my momma woulda had a big azz spread laid out when we got home.. That’s my fam tho. They’re food and party folk me…. Ion even LIKE parties like that lol
@Suga and Bomb: Well if her friends was not going to feed her and the kids, then shoot, yeah. Pack a lunch. Shyt, Bomb would of been full. Shoot. Bonnie and Pablo at the passport place right damn now dressed up and hungry. smdh.
@ Brownskin, those were some of the “good” ones, yeen seen the meat n potatoes, lol
You could also use conditioner @Keya. Like a rinse out one. Sounds weird, I know. Forgot abou tthat one. Tresemme naturals is really popular. Try a YT search for somebody using it as a mositurizer.
I know Longhairdontcare does. Her channel is LHDC-TV.
I figured it out soon as you said passport Soror
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I didn’t think anything about it because I had friends get married at a very nice venue on a Friday afternoon because it was cheaper and they had everything… I was under the impression it was like that.
Bonnie and Pablo at the passport place right damn now dressed up and hungry. smdh.
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Negative “them” changed ASAP…. I need better yt friends fo real
Ion even LIKE parties like that lol
^^^ me.
Be uncomfy as hell. 
<–sliding off somewhere by myself.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I figured it out soon as you said passport Soror
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Thanks @OTB
@chan-what was the theme cause all dem damn colors…baby I had 17 seizures going thru the pix
Brownskin, those were some of the “good” ones, yeen seen the meat n potatoes, lol
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God bless you. You take nice photos though
@Bomb, why do I get the feeling I am going to see them on the news or on AMW….
see my momma woulda had a big azz spread laid out when we got home.
but I was actually kind of annoyed by it and wanted to go home. I hate other people that I am not close with planning my day. ASK ME WHAT I WANT TO DO!
don’t get me started on those people!
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mine would if I wanted it. She’s very accommodating
gypsyeyes says:
@chan-what was the theme cause all dem damn colors…baby I had 17 seizures going thru the pix
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@Bomb, why do I get the feeling I am going to see them on the news or on AMW….
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Off topic………..
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with?
Sigh. Ever since Bomb said Pablo I have been singing this Petey Pablo song in my damn head. Why Lord, why?!
Bomb, why do I get the feeling I am going to see them on the news or on AMW….
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Bomb, plead the fifth. Nakeya they will be on First 48 becase Lil Ricky tried to move in on their territory.
ohhh INS….ok nevermind. Sorry
Chan
Sorry to hear about your mom bruh. Stay positive!!
*back to the script* get like me and these couture “culcha vultcha” shirts, thongs, hair pieces, catsuits, stilleto’s, stunna shades, douches, and vintage rose’ wine. NICCA!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Ion even LIKE parties like that lol
^^^ me.
Be uncomfy as hell. 
<–sliding off somewhere by myself.
:frozen:
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How you so chatty and don't like people?! I bet you can't entertain either huh? Like my lil sister. She wanna be the next Rhianna (they got the same forehead, eye color and their names rhyme lol) but get on stage like
Me? Don't like talking to people but will jump my ass on a stage and WEEEERK!
Between Keya & Brownskin I CANNOT
Off topic………..
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with
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@OTB yea me too. awkward as fugg in those situations. I just dont like being phoney. I speak to all & be genuine with it but vibe with who I vibe with so I can’t be in errebody face keekeeing.
Off topic: Back to R & B Divas for a sec…Did anybody else catch Lil Mo put Dawn out there talking about how her car kept breaking down all the time. Lil Mo was not there for Dawn OR Kelly last night.
gypsyeyes says:
@chan-what was the theme cause all dem damn colors…baby I had 17 seizures going thru the pix
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trying to think positive and see the glass as half full but i really do not know.
you could play a drinking game and take shots everytime you see a new color.
Preciate that @ Cougar. :daps:
@ gypsyeyes, their theme had to be “Skittles Bag” I am certain. But hey, I was just the photographer, lmao
@ Brownskin, thanks!!
Off topic………..
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with
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Cause I was about to go do some werk.
Ion know
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thats how i feel ion know but i dont wanna be a lil whoreski lol
I see this is going to be a long day
Who ever asking about sexing make sure you wait till the dopemine wears off
@Brown
tipdagemini says:
Off topic………..
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with?
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I don’t know if there is such a thing. From what I hear, if he’s digging you he just is. They don’t necessarily lose the respect we think they do but that’s just from my research dept. I haven’t done an extensive study.
I like talking to yall. Prolly cause I don’t know yall. And don’t have to see yall everyday.
It’s the weirdest thing, but I am a crab! I like to entertain at home, but I would never get on a stage.
?-real fast.
SN: Pay to see you WEEEERK!
@ gypsyeyes, their theme had to be “Skittles Bag” I am certain. But hey, I was just the photographer, lmao
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Shuga Honey says:
you could play a drinking game and take shots everytime you see a new color.
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I can’t breeve.
@Tip Listen, if you wanna do it then do it. Just dont tell no damn body. That way no one can call you a hoe. But if you want a real answer….I don’t know either. hahahaha. It’s your call momma.
thongs, hair pieces,
I’m sorry Bomb
@MisTaken according to Auntie thats 2 years
Off topic: Back to R & B Divas for a sec…Did anybody else catch Lil Mo put Dawn out there talking about how her car kept breaking down all the time. Lil Mo was not there for Dawn OR Kelly last night.
by that_VA_thickchick on Sep 12, 2013 at
Kelly
mo
Chante
Michelle lay (on her back)
Claudette
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She said they was at the premier in the parking lot pouring water in the car like
steer:
steer:
steer:
steer:
:crying1: Dawn walking with boots falling down. Not cause her ankles skinny but cause she flaw
i think it was supposed to be a caribbean theme.
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Oh no. DOn’t put that off on us caribbean people. They do that too many damn colors stuff *points to Pablo*
thats how i feel ion know but i dont wanna be a lil whoreski lol
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Girrrllll. In that case, whenever the fukk you want. Who gone check you boo?
IJS. I dont put a clock on stuff like that. I did when I was younger.
But Im old now. Could die tomorrow and chit. Gotta live. 
Just live safely. 
Lil Mo put Dawn out there talking about how her car kept breaking down all the time.
@Va I caught that too, she was soo wrg for that, sd they be helping her put water in her car
@Tip Listen, if you wanna do it then do it. Just dont tell no damn body. That way no one can call you a hoe. But if you want a real answer….I don’t know either. hahahaha. It’s your call momma.
by Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake on Sep 12, 2013 at 1:45 pm
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SHEDDUP!! You come right here and tell us everything you hear me girl?!!!! We won’t tell nobody
Tip is so loose
I mean why her name Tip if she always let them put the whole head in
well then a miami meets mexico theme.
hell, iono.
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
Poor Jessica Justin Timberlake looks sooooo over her
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Bomb what’s the tea on my fantasy man
@Tip: what’s two years if you end up together forever? You is saying she should abstain right SR
This humidity got my hair looking a mess
Smonae says:
Lil Mo put Dawn out there talking about how her car kept breaking down all the time.
@Va I caught that too, she was soo wrg for that, sd they be helping her put water in her car
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Lil Mo was on full blast last night. I enjoyed every minute.
Claudette could play Aaliyah in her biopic. She’d need to lose a few pounds and strap her boobs down.
Smonae says:
Dem Babies Mama Bombshell Esq says:
Poor Jessica Justin Timberlake looks sooooo over her
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Bomb what’s the tea on my fantasy man
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Nada… just saw a pic of them together at the US Open and he just looks so bored…. <——- read as "I've been exposed to too many "body language" posts from Aunty
tipdagemini says:
Off topic………..
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with?
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If you don’t know his last name, where he and his people are from and if he ain’t married with kids and a girlfriend on the side.
I ain’t gonna give you no more free game today ma’am.
But I will tell u this…..giving it up on the first night don’t make u a hoe, it just tells us that you know what you want. Word to Andre 3000.
the pussi you have today is gonna be the same pussi you have 89 days from now.
dont listen to steve harvey and his 90 day rule.
cuz if waiting 90 days gets you a steve harvey then shiiiiiiiiiiiit
Julie Chen’s secret is out. The hosts of The Talk have been sharing surprising revelations this week, and on Wednesday, Sept. 11, it was Chen’s turn to ‘fess up. Speaking with her co-hosts in what turned out to be an emotional episode, the veteran journalist disclosed that she had undergone plastic surgery nearly 20 years earlier in order to make her “Asian eyes” look bigger.
Lawd Bomb, Sandy done got to u too
Shuga Honey says:
the pussi you have today is gonna be the same pussi you have 89 days from now.
dont listen to steve harvey and his 90 day rule.
WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ABOUT 4 MONTHS BUT JUST STARTED DATING RECENTLY. ALL I KNOW IS HE HAS AN ANACONDA THAT IS READY TO GET INTO THE WETLANDS
Lil Mo put errybody out there last night. I hate I missed the convo but I haven’t been feeling good and then when I post I lay back down…
My hair is poofy too bomb :wails: I don’t know why I try
*runs out of the blog like Drake when he found out Rhianna wasn’t a virgin*
dont listen to steve harvey and his 90 day rule.
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I get my advice from the original pimp of all pimps…..My dad
Me and u both Brown
Julie Chen’s secret is out. The hosts of The Talk have been sharing surprising revelations this week, and on Wednesday, Sept. 11, it was Chen’s turn to ‘fess up. Speaking with her co-hosts in what turned out to be an emotional episode, the veteran journalist disclosed that she had undergone plastic surgery nearly 20 years earlier in order to make her “Asian eyes” look bigger.
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WELL PLUCK
Whatchu you waiting on Aquafina???
:earphones: JUST JUMP ON DA DACK… SUCK… SUCK ON DA….
OMG, Yall should see my hair rat nah! I look like Cynthia McKinney. But I have to pick up the chirren and this is all I got!
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
My hair is poofy too bomb :wails: I don’t know why I try
*runs out of the blog like Drake when he found out Rhianna wasn’t a virgin*
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I’m just ready to say fugg it and ponytail it guhl
Oops that comment was about Tip saying she was a wetland. :stop: not Julie Chen.
at myself
I am
@ Tip, in that case, gon head n let him play in the garden.
ROTFLMAO @ MisTaken
Bomb I have a work function tonight which is why I did not pony tail it but I think it might be better than walking around looking like :lolsign:
I need Luv’s iron stat
You need a hot one I got one now take it and bend it
Shake it down, break it down, with me and a friend
Biggity bounce, slide, ride, Work that cat to the right
Push it down, push it up – boom, you dynamite
Lick it up like ice cream, whoadie you know her
She make me bow bow bow bow (Rocky Balboa)
We still in here?
Lady cant even reveal her truth fore insensitive americans try to fetishize her. No me love you long time @Taken.
Her self esteem aint been no crystal stair.
Tip is just yearning and yearning for the the one serpent. Then Boom!!! Pop goes the weasel cause the gon’ pop!!!
@BrownSkinQT yepppppppppp
@OTB seems like a cool chick. It’s sad to hear hat numerous people told her that Asian eyes looked bored, disinterested and sleepy and that she would never get a good anchor job. Sadly afterwards she did get a good abhor job once she had the surgery
Was it the surgery or her heightened self esteem
tipdagemini says:
WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR ABOUT 4 MONTHS BUT JUST STARTED DATING RECENTLY. ALL I KNOW IS HE HAS AN ANACONDA THAT IS READY TO GET INTO THE WETLANDS
^^ you waited long enough
You need a hot one I got one now take it and bend it
That was the SONG you hear me!!!!!!
Shake it down, break it down, with me and a friend
Biggity bounce, slide, ride, Work that cat to the right
Push it down, push it up – boom, you dynamite
Lick it up like ice cream, whoadie you know her
She make me bow bow bow bow (Rocky Balboa)
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*chair twerks* YYAaaassssssss
ChanAintShyt says:
tipdagemini says:
Off topic………..
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with?
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If you don’t know his last name, where he and his people are from and if he ain’t married with kids and a girlfriend on the side.
I ain’t gonna give you no more free game today ma’am.
But I will tell u this…..giving it up on the first night don’t make u a hoe, it just tells us that you know what you want. Word to Andre 3000.
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no Kids, divorced i know his last name been to both houses so i guess it may be close for me to toot up i mean turn up
Was it the surgery or her heightened self esteem
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I dont think those are mutually exclusive.
@ Keya, yes it was!!!!
*chairs twerks with Key*
Separately thought cause we not gay
#TEAMNOMISTERCEE
no Kids, divorced i know his last name been to both houses so i guess it may be close for me to toot up i mean turn up
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Toot that thang up mami, make it roll
Once you pop pop, lock it for me girl get low
If yo mama gave it to you baby girl let it show
Once you pop, lock, drop it for me maybe we could roll, oh
I dont think those are mutually exclusive.
by OutsidetheBox on Sep 12, 2013 at 2:14
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I concur
<~~~~ not blue Ivy but Miany has asian eyes and I dont like how they disappear & look like lil black slits when I smile soooo yeah… I can feel her pain.
I aint doin surgery tho.
Its alright to not like something (thinks of right foot & right hand..chit whole right side of body?), maybe even alright to get it fixed but to do that at the insistence of someone else, would be..not good to me.
What is too early to sleep with a guy that you are really interested in and want to build a future with?
Imma 
cause I didnt even give up my goods til later in life and he waited a long time 
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When you want him to be less interested