NBA superstar Lebron James, Crown Royal and NIKE presented the LeBron 11/11 Experience in Miami over the weekend. Crown Royal and NIKE took over a parking deck on Lincoln Road in Miami Beach and turned it into a playground and more for the launch of Lebron’s new basketball shoe. NIKE presented a history of LeBron’s shoes and the evolution of the superstar himself.
King James, as his fans call him, took questions from kids and signed autographs. NIKE debuted the new commercial that was shot a few weeks ago on South Beach. Also in the house were LeBron’s wife, Savannah James, and mother, Gloria James, Gloria’s boyfriend Da Real Lambo, NBA veteran Kenny Smith, actor Terrence J, super producer Pharell Williams, and socialite Teyanna Taylor, who maintains homes in Miami and Atlanta.
Everyone knows how much Miami Heat superstar LeBron James Loves his mother Gloria. But one person who may not be fond of Gloria is James’ new bride, Savannah. Without going into too much detail, Savannah steadfastly refused to pose in any photographs with LeBron and his mother at the LeBron Experience. According to an insider, while LeBron lavished attention on his mom, Savannah kept a comfortable distance from Gloria the whole time she was there.
I don’t blame Savannah for being standoffish. The Bible says “man shall leave his mother and father and cleave unto his wife, and the two of them shall be as one flesh.”
Now that he’s a man, LeBron should learn to always put his wife first. But it seems LeBron is still stuck in his old ways.
At one point, NBA veteran and basketball analyst Kenny Smith (pictured above left) asked him, “How many rings you got James?” When LeBron answered, “two,” Kenny admonished him. “No, man, you’re married now; so you have three [rings].” Savannah leaped up out of her seat, as if to say “HALLELUJER!”
LeBron tried to explain: “Man, weve been together for so long it’s not much difference. I’m glad to be able to give her that title, that security…”
Though he’s married now, LeBron is finding it difficult to leave his mother and cleave unto his wife. But that’s part of being a good husband. If he wasn’t ready to fully leave his mother, he should not have married Savannah.
Photos: Thaddaeus McAdams/ExclusiveAccess.net
Its hard when dealing with mamas boys
Oh…
The Pearl! says:
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Its cools that’s why the female that worked at Hooters is about to cash out. So they can keep feeling some kind of way
My MIL tho
Lebron there is a way to still honor and support your mom without treating her like your wife. Cut the apron strings boy. I feel like they need separate lives. It’s like she thinks WE MADE it. Nah trick according to all the stories you got lucky by birthing a freak of nature who can
and he carried your tired butt to the top. Even as a middle schooler. Sorry she is not someone I care for much I guess I just found out 
Mom’s that act like their son’s owe them like they married them make my booty itch 
Is that Tami Baby daddy?
FROM DOWNSTAIRS
OutsidetheBox says:
#stopblackgirls2013
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Protesters of Black Girls Rock!
Dont pay em no mind. NOT ONE OF THEM LILY WHITE FUKKAS would say offline.
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You don’t see us protesting Lillith Fair?
Being a mother of 3 boys myself i feel like mama dee “I’m the queen and aint nobody gone knock me off my throne”
I understand the life of living with a mama’s boy. Keep your space and let them have theirs.
Since Savannah and her mother and law are the same age. Their will always be competition.
Ty says:
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I’m currently seeing someone who is of neutral color. She’s very honest. She says whites laugh at so many black women wearing weave. 90% of black women wear weave. Only 15% of white women wear weave. I tried to tell y’all. It’s not a good look.
Slow news day I see
BBL
Bigbadwolf says:
Being a mother of 3 boys myself i feel like mama dee “I’m the queen and aint nobody gone knock me off my throne”
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As a mother of only man child, I hope one day when my 16 year old son has his feet planted and then he finds a young lady that treats him well. I can’t be all that to my son.
And on a petty note
Why is she with a wanna be rap star/sack hugger named Lambo
I mean dude is taking pictures with LeBron’s ring on like he won a ship.
His mama needs her whole a$$ beat from the inside out to the white meat.
And Savannah I know you have been around for a while but you gotta play your cards right. You have to strategically point out the BS. You can’t over load it with
look at your mama with her back out again or :stop: dang you bought your mother another diamond belly button ring DAG!!!
You gotta pick and choose your battles. One day he will see it. If not then leave it be unless she is doing something to disrespect you or interrupt your household. It might be annoying but she will always be his mama
Chile
Morning roses
Savannah is doing the right thing, setting the tone now, versus later.
Mom’s that act like their son’s owe them
j/k #foserious
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Oh they do. Do know how much AAU costs? All the money I spend on traveling, training sessions, games. I’m making sure my son makes it to the NBA, I need to get some of that money back
“Only 15% of white women wear weave. ” If you count them hair scrunchies I’m sure that number will triple…
Sandra Rose says:
Ty says:
Did any of ya’ll know that when black women wear blond hair it irks the fukc outta YTs?
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I’m currently seeing someone who is of neutral color. She’s very honest. She says whites laugh at so many black women wearing weave. 90% of black women wear weave. Only 15% of white women wear weave. I tried to tell y’all. It’s not a good look.
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Sandra I’ve seen more than 15% of white gals with weave in my city alone so where you get those numbers from
don’t believe everything you hear
Gloria male pal looks like he has down-syndrome.
Alot of white women wear weaves, they just don’t announce it, i.e Kim. It it makes you happy, glue, pin or sew it. I just happen to prefer natural over weaves.
As a mother of only man child, I hope one day when my 16 year old son has his feet planted and then he finds a young lady that treats him well. I can’t be all that to my son.
I am a big fan of honoring your mother/father but I see a sick pattern now of women acting like their sons are their husband’s 
It’s not their job/purpose to take care of you because you chose a dead beat for their diddy. And if they find a woman who they want to make a life with better than what you had you do not have the right to interfere and be jealous. You better go find your own man. Silly rabbits 
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I agree with all who say Gloria should cut the apron strings and let her son be a man to his wife. Gloria doesn’t even know who the daddy is. She wasn’t in her son’s life until he started making headlines in the sports section. Wasn’t he adopted by a white family?
Pharrell looking fierce hunty
I am a big fan of honoring your mother/father but I see a sick pattern now of women acting like their sons are their husband’s It’s not their job/purpose to take care of you because you chose a dead beat for their diddy. And if they find a woman who they want to make a life with better than what you had you do not have the right to interfere and be jealous. You better go find your own man. Silly rabbits
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Uh huh
REPEAT – Since Savannah and her mother and law are the same age. Their will always be competition.
Savannah, shouldn’t even care….She is a mother and wife….
His mother and His Wife have two separate roles. I hope…. What’s the problem…
She says whites laugh at so many black women wearing weave. 90% of black women wear weave. Only 15% of white women wear weave. I tried to tell y’all. It’s not a good look.
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Bad weaves aren’t a good look on anyone, good weaves are almost undetectable
Oh they do. Do know how much AAU costs? All the money I spend on traveling, training sessions, games. I’m making sure my son makes it to the NBA, I need to get some of that money back
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wait… side eye…
<<< My son going to the NFL AND WE GETTING 15 CARAT RINGS AND BUGATTIS
YEW MAD?
No Pharrell; too much women jewelry on sir.
Bron mama look like she could be mama Dee sister YA HEARD MEH!
puppylove says:
She says whites laugh at so many black women wearing weave. 90% of black women wear weave. Only 15% of white women wear weave. I tried to tell y’all. It’s not a good look.
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Bad weaves aren’t a good look on anyone, good weaves are almost undetectable
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Bad weaves look like dead cats or tumble weed….
Only 15% of white women wear weave.
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That’s only folks who were willingly reporting that they do. A lot of yt folks don’t want others to know. I’m sure the number is up there with the black crowd.
REPEAT – Since Savannah and her mother and law are the same age. Their will always be competition
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Ain’t nobody ask you to be repeating stuff all in our faces. We heard your font
Lort I can feel where Vannah’s coming from.
Iget it MOMS IS MOMS, butUUUMh bish fellas betta man up
UNLESSEN they ready to sleep w/the MOMMA
Oh so you got yourself a snow bunny HAAAN? How quaint.
Bron & Vannah
in other news:
A pair of Florida men decided to celebrate Halloween this year by dressing up as George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin, complete with blackface and blood-stained hoodie.
The image of the duo (click to enlarge) was uploaded Friday to the Facebook page of Caitlin Cimeno, a Martha’s Vineyard native who captioned the photo “Happy Halloween from Zimmerman & trayvon.” Cimeno, flanked in the photo by the two men, followed those words with a smiley face emoticon.
Greg Cimeno, 22, portrayed Zimmerman, complete with a “Neighborhood Watch” t-shirt. Cimeno lives in Cape Coral, Florida, where he appears to work for a carpentry firm.
William Filene, 25, dressed up as Martin, covering his face in black paint and donning a gray sweatshirt with a single bullet hole surrounded by fake blood. Filene, who also lives in Cape Coral, was arrested in June for felony auto theft. His rap sheet also included collars for loitering/prowling and failing to register an automobile.
In a plea deal, Filene copped to the auto theft charge during an August hearing in Lee County Circuit Court. He was sentenced to 18 months probation, and now has his own page on the Florida Department of Corrections web site (which includes this mug shot).
After Caitlin Cimeno posted the photo to her Facebook account (which she has since scrubbed), Greg Cimeno responded to comments about the image. “Anything for the laugh,” he declared. When one of Caitlin’s friends wrote that the photo was “Not too funny,” Greg replied, “Not too funny. It’s fucking hilarious!!!”
In Facebook posts last year, Cimeno referred to elderly women who wore tight pants and tube tops as “tacos,” and, when requesting that a friend contact her, she wrote, “Text ne niggs.” In August, Cimeno also posted a photo of an African American girl wearing a t-shirt reading “Black Girls Rock.” In her accompanying caption, Cimeno wrote, “First of all, sorry Hun but mommy lied to you & secondly if I was wearing a shirt that said something like the truth ‘white girls rock’ I would be stared at and called a racist cracker.”
go to smoking gun to see the fckd up pic if u haven’t seen it already
Just Looking says:
As a mother of only man child, I hope one day when my 16 year old son has his feet planted and then he finds a young lady that treats him well. I can’t be all that to my son.
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MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I am a big fan of honoring your mother/father but I see a sick pattern now of women acting like their sons are their husband’s
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butUUUMh bish fellas betta man up
UNLESSEN they ready to sleep w/the MOMMA
:fistbump:
So y’all on board with the story huh?
Sandra Rose says:
I agree with all who say Gloria should cut the apron strings and let her son be a man to his wife. Gloria doesn’t even know who the daddy is. She wasn’t in her son’s life until he started making headlines in the sports section. Wasn’t he adopted by a white family?
As a mother of only man child, I hope one day when my 16 year old son has his feet planted and then he finds a young lady that treats him well. I can’t be all that to my son.
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I’m always going to be their mother but I know my boundaries. When they find that someone I’ll respect it.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
As a mother of only man child, I hope one day when my 16 year old son has his feet planted and then he finds a young lady that treats him well. I can’t be all that to my son.
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I am a big fan of honoring your mother/father but I see a sick pattern now of women acting like their sons are their husband’s It’s not their job/purpose to take care of you because you chose a dead beat for their diddy. And if they find a woman who they want to make a life with better than what you had you do not have the right to interfere and be jealous. You better go find your own man. Silly rabbits
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IE, Scrappy and Mama Dee. I swear for sweet baby Jaysus that she wanna
that boy. 
Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
I guess I made a good judgment call by not going to s. beach this weekend. My baby asked me so we can “play in de pletty watuh”, but I wasn’t willing to pay for
we can play at home at the beach this weekend.
highway robberyparking.Oh and guess what! Mr. Razz will be here on Wednesday! that Fawker lied (even though I sensed he was lying) about him might not having the time off.
The only gift I wanted for our anny was him
Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
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She wasn’t in her son’s life until he started making headlines in the sports section. Wasn’t he adopted by a white family?
your wrong
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no SANDRAROSE
The Master Beta :D, Just Looking and RAZZLE: The point is, white women wear hair that looks like their own. Black women wear hair that looks like white women’s. It’s a shame that I have to keep pointing that out to youse.
GAGIRL87 says:
Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
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@Fay, That damn story about the so called Halloween costume pist me theee fugg off you hea?! I really need for your state to do better.
Bigbadwolf says:
I’m always going to be their mother but I know my boundaries. When they find that someone I’ll respect it.
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White women have clip on/snap on, infusion, interlock, and that strain by strain mess (I forget the name). A whole lot more than 15% wear weave they just pay way more for it and people don’t suspect it cause they white. I see it all the time.
Luvie
is your BIL gone 
GAGIRL87 says:
Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
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GAGIRL87 says:Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
GONE gagaGirl!
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Dirty30Heart says:
@Fay, That damn story about the so called Halloween costume pist me theee fugg off you hea?! I really need for your state to do better.
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Some random nobody wears a Halloween costume and your life is ruined?
So y’all on board with the story huh
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Yes I pounced on it and rushed to judgment. The same thing I CAUTIONED AGAINST BEFORE
I am more so making a general statement about clingy moms, but also people I know who have been around LBJ say his mom is really too much and he over indulges her. He is like a big kid by all accounts.
Wonders how lebron feels that his stepdaddy is almost the same age
GAGIRL87 says:Luvie is your BIL gone
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Mhh HMM
Sandra Rose says:
The Master Beta
, Just Looking and RAZZLE: The point is, white women wear hair that looks like their own. Black women wear hair that looks like white women’s. It’s a shame that I have to keep pointing that out to youse. 
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The KITCHEN weaves that black women wear looks horrid. People who pay for a professionally done weave get what they paid for. AND I’ve seen plenty of yt women who’s weave looked like a rat’s nest because they didn’t know WTF they were doing when they sprayed all that hold spray in it. My friend (who ill yt) said she paid $50 for “extensions” and the girl who did it sewed in the back and glued the front in and it looked horrible (what she said).
you get what you pay for.
Shame that I have to keep ‘splainin’ that to ya.
Pretty Brown Eyes says:
White women have clip on/snap on, infusion, interlock, and that strain by strain mess (I forget the name). A whole lot more than 15% wear weave they just pay way more for it and people don’t suspect it cause they white. I see it all the time.
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But do you see them wearing clip on afros?
At least the hair looks like their own, so it’s undetectable. Black women wear weave that looks like white hair. Where is the pride in that? As a race we look like self-hating fools.
OTB he look so out of place
I bet he drink 211 and Miller Lifes 
I don’t like him 
Poor Gloria love yourself boo boo wait till they break up he gone tell all kinds of shyt he look like the type
#heneedthatinterviewmoney
Ty says:
The Pearl! says:
Did any of ya’ll know that when black women wear blond hair it irks the fukc outta YTs? I guess they take that **** as a personal affront to their whitness. Well, I take fake asses as a personal affront to my b9g-black-assed-ness!
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Its cools that’s why the female that worked at Hooters is about to cash out. So they can keep feeling some kind of way
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There’s a chick here at work who has stated this at least two times in my presence…guess she wants to make sure I don’t show my black ass up with blonde hair. Bitch, GTFOHWTBS
Sandra Rose says:
The Master Beta , Just Looking and RAZZLE: The point is, white women wear hair that looks like their own. Black women wear hair that looks like white women’s. It’s a shame that I have to keep pointing that out to youse.
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Again apparently you have not seen some of those busted ass dry bird nest that those white womens wear shyt just unnatural looking
Dirty 30.. tread lightly.. sprays Chanel to cover your scent….:lol:
Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
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@GA he sure is! And Lebron is footing the bill by default
SO this is about to be a YT women dont really wear weaves. TUH!
Sandra Rose says:
Dirty30Heart says:
@Fay, That damn story about the so called Halloween costume pist me theee fugg off you hea?! I really need for your state to do better.
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Some random nobody wears a Halloween costume and your life is ruined?
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Not saying that at all, Sandra. I’m just saying how distasteful and disrespectful it is IMO. Not because he’s black or white but because they are making a costume out of someone’s child who was brutally murdered.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Dirty 30.. tread lightly.. sprays Chanel to cover your scent….:lol:
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Thanks Taken
Imagine seeing white women wearing afros everywhere you went. You would laugh too.
Don’t forget the hair scrunchy….
You can’t break even
And you can’t get out of the game
People keep sayin’
Things are gonna change
But they look just like
You’re stayin’ the same
<——- withe woman, bad weave.
“Man, weve been together for so long it’s not much difference. I’m glad to be able to give her that title, that security…”
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:coffe: So u only married her to give her the title
I guess my biggest question is why should any black woman give a damn bout what a sprite woman thinks of them
fugg them broads 
Puppy
her weave always looked horrible, don’t forget all the Kartrashians, Nichole Richie, Paris Hilton, damn near all of these actresses 
I am more so making a general statement about clingy moms, but also people I know who have been around LBJ say his mom is really too much and he over indulges her. He is like a big kid by all accounts.
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I just uninvited them for Xmas. 
What peepah.
But fr
I think those things should be taken with a chit load of Splenda…who goes around talking chit cause you got your mom’s back? *stank face*
Ion know..I don’t like it. She can be “too much” without Lebron being a punk for her. Just cause he dont denounce her all over the web, doesnt meanhe upholds her in private. I don’t think there is a thin line between respecting your mother as an individual and as your mother. Both of those things can be done.
In his mind, he may very well be repaying his mutha for all “she has done”
I really think it’s Obama’s fault that Bron’s mama and wife don’t get along, the NSA should have more details.
I don’t think black women really care about what yt folks think about their weave, long as that long dyke nigga still long strokin’, they good
puppylove says:
<——- withe woman, bad weave.
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That bi.tch just KNEW she was foine too!
why should any black woman give a damn bout what a sprite woman thinks of them fugg them broads
BLOOP BlOOP!
More so Y should any1 be concerned what another MOFO says/thikns about them. In GENERAL.
I always taught my son “What some1 says about U is NOT ur business”
it bit me in the a.s.s butuumH so be it
@Taken – I agree! I was a single mother for well over a decade! My son was 6 when his father and I divorced. We both were sad : ( But I made my son, SLEEP IN HIS OWN ROOM! He had his own bathroom. He was NEVER allowed to enter my room without knocking.
I even made it point not to spend every waking minute with him. Sometimes it’s hard, cause you can’t trust your children to anyone (not even family at times)
My Mama put it thusly: “When you’re a child, your family is your “immediate” family. When you’re an adult and choose a mate, your spouse becomes your “immediate” family and everyone else becomes your “relatives.”
But do you see them wearing clip on afros?
At least the hair looks like their own, so it’s undetectable. Black women wear weave that looks like white hair. Where is the pride in that? As a race we look like self-hating fools.
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Sooo you never seen white ppl with frizzy unruly hair? Or black ppl with silky, layed flat natural hair.
Get out more.
luVn_liFe… says:
SO this is about to be a YT women dont really wear weaves. TUH!
Her highlights are pink 
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Nope because Im looking at one that looks like she just left a drive thru weave shop
This lemon pepper tilapia and wild rice is giving me life
Afiya says:
I really think it’s Obama’s fault that Bron’s mama and wife don’t get along, the NSA should have more details.
I don’t think black women really care about what yt folks think about their weave, long as that long dyke nigga still long strokin’, they good
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Sandra Rose says:
Imagine seeing white women wearing afros everywhere you went. You would laugh too.
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That’s the hair from Sally’s too
I don’t know what I’m cooking tonight
What about how YT women use curling irons, or perm their hair to get a curl..#ButImSleepTho…
fugg them broads
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Don’t forget the hair scrunchy….
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Yall know how much I love HSN. Yall should seen them tragic hair hats flying up outta there. Christie Brinkley selling weave now too. This is a woman who built a LEGACY around her hair.
Iman sells wigs. On HSN.
They always sell out too. Good ole White ladies. So generous. I see why Black men
and SRlove them.Razzle
Shall I challenge you to a gravy battle upon my return? 
Sandra Rose says:
Dirty30Heart says:
@Fay, That damn story about the so called Halloween costume pist me theee fugg off you hea?! I really need for your state to do better.
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Some random nobody wears a Halloween costume and your life is ruined?
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Sandra is in the mixx today
fugg them broads
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SPAKE.
Sally’s sales Barbie hair…
Get out more
Thanks 
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I had a nice wordy “retort” for the “yt women w/fro’s” but I decided not to.
@OTB: I could be assuming but that’s what we do here
put real life on assumptions. All the signs point to him not having clear roles and boundaries with his mama. Do I think him taking care of her is great 
I just see the extra-ness of her slobbing down his teams after games and be like :stop: It’s like she craves the spot light more than him. Kinda like Deena Lohan.
Yall know how much I love HSN. Yall should seen them tragic hair hats flying up outta there. Christie Brinkley selling weave now too. This is a woman who built a LEGACY around her hair.
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HSN, how bout that night we was watching the same show.
GAGIRL87 says:
Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
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high as hell lookin, too! With those far apart spaced eyeballs!
Afiya says:
I really think it’s Obama’s fault that Bron’s mama and wife don’t get along, the NSA should have more details.
I don’t think black women really care about what yt folks think about their weave, long as that long dyke nigga still long strokin’, they good
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*flips 14″ weave from India*
Yall should seen them tragic hair hats flying up outta there
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daFUGG/hair hats?? :smh
Dirty30Heart says:
Razzle
Shall I challenge you to a gravy battle upon my return? 
speak of who you ill? 
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
I guess my biggest question is why should any black woman give a damn bout what a sprite woman thinks of them fugg them broads
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Because the majority of we black women have black sons, who bring home white girls.
Made it back from Florida without catching a bullet! Won’t He do it!
I dont even like LeBron (Kobe forever) but I cant fault that nigga for taking care of Mom.
My Momma perfect in every way and best believe she goin always be good long as Im around!
Happy anniversary, Razz! Don’t hump the man to death.
SO what about that Julianne Hough chick who tried to Bantu knot her hair to look like the chick off Orange is the new black? Guess she don’t care bout us neither. :rollseyes:
Sooo you never seen white ppl with frizzy unruly hair? Or black ppl with silky, layed flat natural hair.
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She don got turnT out.
She don’t lub us no mo *Taraji ugly cry from Baby Boy* :crying1:
HSN, how bout that night we was watching the same show.
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Lebron step deddy so thristy looking
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high as hell lookin, too! With those far apart spaced eyeballs!
by The Pearl! on Oct 28, 2013 at 12:38 pm
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Lookin like a male Brandy!
GellySammich says:
fugg them broads
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+1 Exactly!!
List of things to laugh at YT women for:
1. Lip Injections
2. Ass Implants
3. Ass Injections
4. Chasing Black Men
5. Frying Chicken
6.Chasing Black Men
7.Chasing Black Men
Dirty30Heart says:
Razzle Shall I challenge you to a gravy battle upon my return?
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speak of who you ill?
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Only the person that had the best gravies in SR history!! EYE HEART!
Phrozen1der says:
What about how YT women use curling irons, or perm their hair to get a curl..#ButImSleepTho…
they got all the stringy plastic ish in they head… LET US NOT FORGET ABOUT KIM ZOCHIAK’S OLD BUTSTED ASS DUSTY WIGS! She came into some money now she is wearing HUMAN hair! 
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“:rofl:
Lookin like a male Brandy!”
:stop:
Because the majority of we black women have black sons, who bring home white girls.
I wish this lil mufugga would 
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Dirty30Heart says:
Dirty30Heart says:
Razzle Shall I challenge you to a gravy battle upon my return?
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speak of who you ill?
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Only the person that had the best gravies in SR history!! EYE HEART!
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And I
at in SR History 
Phrozen1der says:
List of things to laugh at YT women for:
1. Lip Injections
2. Ass Implants
3. Ass Injections
4. Chasing Black Men
5. Frying Chicken
6.Chasing Black Men
7.Chasing Black Men
8: Tans
9. Spray Tans
List of things to laugh at YT women for:
1. Lip Injections
2. Ass Implants
3. Ass Injections
4. Chasing Black Men
5. Frying Chicken
6.Chasing Black Men
7.Chasing Black Men
8. THEY NATURAL FLAT AZZES!!!!!
How can u leave that out???
Gloria’s dude looks real Of Mice and Men-sih
Looks like she accidently strangles his pet mice cause he giving them hugs
luVn_liFe… says:
Yall should seen them tragic hair hats flying up outta there
Who got the Rush card 
U think he wants highlights 
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daFUGG/hair hats?? :smh
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We should order one for the little person
5. Frying Chicken
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It’s like she craves the spot light more than him.
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Def see what you’re saying but Gloria is only 44.
i dont see crave. I see that she doesnt shy away from it.
Her son loves her and she raised him by herself up from the dirt. Let the lady bang with Dolphin eyes up top if she wanna.
Seems like Lebron doesnt really care about her “reputation”. Good on him, cause its hers, not his.
*he
My little bruh is currently dating a “Becky” I’m confused like shyt..but not really.. I believe his mother married a “clear” and one of his older sister’s did too….
Ty says:
luVn_liFe… says:
Yall should seen them tragic hair hats flying up outta there
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daFUGG/hair hats?? :smh
Just frost on the tips 
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We should order one for the little person Who got the Rush card U think he wants highlights
@Sandra that isn’t only black women with ratchet weaves. I seen this white girl with her weave tracks sitting on top of her hair. ..that ain’t cute or funny. Botton line if you let Monesha’s little sister do yo weave fo a bag of skittles expect to look like you got a rat or squirrel tail in yo head. Personally I don’t do weave because any hair that isn’t my own makes me itch but I do like weave on other people when it’s done right
My Momma perfect in every way and best believe she goin always be good long as Im around!
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+ a billion.
Even her fukked up ways perfect. Mine not yourn. I know yourn aint got nary a flaw. 
Chit my mama couldve killed me. At conception and mannie, mannie times after.
Her son loves her and she raised him by herself up from the dirt
most of the time per him and he took care of himself and had help from others a lot.
me judging
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meh… I was almost there with you friend. She didn’t really raise him…Seems to me she was
Either way she is here now and she is loving it. IF it works for Vannah and him who am I to judge
But if it doesn’t >>>>
GellySammich says:
Because the majority of we black women have black sons, who bring home white girls.
I wish this lil mufugga would
She told my cousin “if she can’t use my comb, don’t bring her home” 
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Chile I have a aunt that grew up in the stone age
I don’t know Lebron’s back story, but are we saying that we should support our sons and once they become MILLIONAIRES he shouldn’t wanna love up on us for it? =/ I’mma be 50 still talmbout “I’m finna win this lottery and get my mama something soooooo nice.”
The Pearl! says:
Happy anniversary, Razz! Don’t hump the man to death.
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I just saw this! Thank you and shewww… me? No way…
Lookin like a male Brandy!
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Must be a fulllllllllllllllllll mooooooooooooon
:headphones:
I don’t think Sandra’s lady friend is white just VERRRY light skinned. My aunt has a friend like that and all her white coworkers think she’s one of them, if only they knew.
Phrozen1der says:
My little bruh is currently dating a “Becky” I’m confused like shyt..but not really.. I believe his mother married a “clear” and one of his older sister’s did too….
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I use to talk to a sprite
his head game was everything, plus he had some pretty good peen……. But I’d be damned if I brought him home to my daddy 
:stop: Pops is not having it
Actually to me he look more like Jimny Cricket.
And Brandy.
” “if she can’t use my comb, don’t bring her home”
”
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BASICALLY!!!
I saw Rosewood, so I don’t trust YT women…
Happy Anniversary Razzle Dazzle, GET SOME….MORE
!!!
my GAWD Conrad Murray was released DAMN, he is aged by 20 yrs
She told my cousin “if she can’t use my comb, don’t bring her home”
sounds logical to me Ty
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@Jenie
Phrozen1der says:
” “if she can’t use my comb, don’t bring her home”
”
^^^^^
BASICALLY!!!
I saw Rosewood, so I don’t trust YT women…
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and you shouldn’t
Ohhhh Sammich NOM NOM NOMmmmm
Gloria male pal looks like he has down-syndrome
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Down sinder Mongoloid.
Mongo for short.
My OTBabe!
you read my story? hear my cry? 
@OTB: On a basic fundamental level can be agree that Lambo is :lame:
before Bron?
Just for the simple fact that he has a rap name with no raps and it’s Lambo and he probably could only afford a Rav4
Who Dat
BoardWalk?
Rosewood
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I loved that movie but it pissed me off so bad
puppylove says:
I don’t think Sandra’s lady friend is white just VERRRY light skinned.
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She said neutral color so that’s alabaster right
I miss u Tatted
my GAWD Conrad Murray was released DAMN, he is aged by 20 yrs
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Every dayum version of Mike came to haunt him in his sleep while he was there.
Black Gary, Indiana/Original nose Mike
Dancing Machine Mike
Off The Wall Mike
Jheri Curl Mike paid him a visit
The Asian woman Mike…
He has been haunted like a summabish while there. Good for him.
GAGIRL87 says:Who Dat BoardWalk?
MayBE
:stop: Im watching the new episode tonight.
So I finally scrolled down and looked at all the pictures. Failrel
Why you round here looking like a meerkat? Is your new wife any happier today? She was mad at you on your wedding day. Whatchu do make her mad cause ya’ll lips got stuck together from too much lipgass the day off 
She didn’t really raise him…
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Everybody say that.
I just disagree. 16. Produced a thoughtful, caring, compassionate, hardworking, Black loving fella 
I hope more of us teen moms turn em out like that. It takes a village and hers was there… I know they had issues, like any family would, but his resiliency speaks volumes to Gloria’s struggles imo.
These colleges are like car sales men
damn
+ a billion.
Even her fukked up ways perfect. Mine not yourn. I know yourn aint got nary a flaw. 
Chit my mama couldve killed me. At conception and mannie, mannie times after.
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Real tears
Phrozen1der says:
List of things to laugh at YT women for:
1. Lip Injections
2. Ass Implants
3. Ass Injections
4. Chasing Black Men
5. Frying Chicken
6.Chasing Black Men
7.Chasing Black Men
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“Every dayum version of Mike came to haunt him in his sleep while he was there.
Black Gary, Indiana/Original nose Mike
Dancing Machine Mike
Off The Wall Mike
Jheri Curl Mike paid him a visit
The Asian woman Mike…
He has been haunted like a summabish while there. Good for him.”
Rosewood should piss all black people off
prime example of these white women mentality 
Who Dat BoardWalk
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I am glad Dunn is gone. I aint liked him since he tried to holla at Chalky wife when they met in jail few seasons ago.
I dont like the broad. The singer. Period.
Somebody gonna have to help Nucky from up unda the bus his brother Eli is about to throw his azz under. In Atlantic City their buses are called Jitneys. So somebody help him from up unda the Jitney please.
I don’t know Lebron’s back story, but are we saying that we should support our sons and once they become MILLIONAIRES he shouldn’t wanna love up on us for it? =/ I’mma be 50 still talmbout “I’m finna win this lottery and get my mama something soooooo nice.”
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Kwall
Afiya says:
Happy Anniversary Razzle Dazzle, GET SOME….MORE
!!!
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Thank ya!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Rosewood should piss all black people off prime example of these white women mentality
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The Asian woman Mike…
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Never speaking to Razzle ass no mo!!
Im watching the new episode tonight. MayBE
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Too late. Sowwy.
I was on a DATE last night an checked the time. I was like “UTTTT gotta geaux so I can make it back to the crib in time for the re-air at 11 p.m.”
S/N Bone Thugs came to Yard fest on Friday..Them ninjas sang “Crossroads” why was I looking for the black man from the video though? Ninja wasn’t taking my soul, and turning my eyes black..
GellySammich says:
Because the majority of we black women have black sons, who bring home white girls.
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I wish this lil mufugga would
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My son brought one home this yr. As long as my grand is fine w/her, I’m cool.
I miss u Tatted
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EYE will tell her.
Who Dat says:
Im watching the new episode tonight. MayBE
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Too late. Sowwy
NOPE
I hurried up and ScrollED past it
Dirty30Heart says:
Never speaking to Razzle ass no mo!!
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That’s a “festive/seasonal” MG for SR Family…
Ninja wasn’t taking my soul, and turning my eyes black..
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What is your ISSUE??????????????
Did someone say Tatted
I miss her font awwwww
S/N Bone Thugs came to Yard fest on Friday..Them ninjas sang “Crossroads” why was I looking for the black man from the video though? Ninja wasn’t taking my soul, and turning my eyes black..
That man used to scare me.
You was scared huh? And who sings that at homecoming 
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OMG
But you are a mess for that
you got the yoko ono in your nose
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Get the fukkoutta dodge.
I dont like the broad. The singer. Period.
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Who Dat
when that knife went through his cheek *shudders* the singer tried to help by killing Dunn. I think she’s gonna give him so info on the doctor. You saw how Chalky wife was looking at her at the funera while she was singing
Eli always fucking Nucky up..
Anna says:
I’m still petty and don’t understand how real solid relationships (even friendships) can be formed. We can speak and be nice… but what are we REALLY going to talk about? 
But that’s just me.
My son brought one home this yr. As long as my grand is fine w/her, I’m cool.
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Anna you are more advanced than I am.
Anna says:
GellySammich says:
Because the majority of we black women have black sons, who bring home white girls.
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I wish this lil mufugga would
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and talKin mad chyte.
My son brought one home this yr. As long as my grand is fine w/her, I’m cool.
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Shyte happens, when i told my FAM bout hubby they were
I KNOW When my FIL found out he was NONE to plZd his son was marrying a blk woman (im not) but in his eyes I am Im sure.
I hurried up and ScrollED past it
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My daughter was up and was like I KNEW you was gonna be back in time for Boardwalk Empire!
I turned down another round of dranks to get my azz home in time to watch it
I never got to font with Tatted. I was a lurker then *swings short lurker legs from SR chair*
I think her and I could have been e-fiends. Yes I decided we would have been
Phrozen1der says:
List of things to laugh at YT women for:
1. Lip Injections
2. Ass Implants
3. Ass Injections
4. Chasing Black Men
5. Frying Chicken
6.Chasing Black Men
7.Chasing Black Men
8. Tanning/spray tanning
9. Flat booties
10. letting her Black bf drive her car daddy paid for just so he can go smash his black chick… PRICELESS!!
@KWall
@Mis-taken I told the Bruhs, if them long haired skinny crackheads start chanting for that old soul stealer to come out I’m out!!
Luvie you almost caught up? last night was aight..
Ewww Razz.
*e-friends
not fiends…
I can’t even blame that on my phone cause I did it from my
Razz
I was on the work phone when I saw that dayum gravi!!!!
“Anna you are more advanced than I am.
I’m still petty and don’t understand how real solid relationships (even friendships) can be formed. We can speak and be nice… but what are we REALLY going to talk about? 
But that’s just me.”
Anybody watch American Horror Story? I like this season Angela Basset is slaying as Marie Laveau
Anna you are more advanced than I am.
I’m still petty and don’t understand how real solid relationships (even friendships) can be formed. We can speak and be nice… but what are we REALLY going to talk about? 
But that’s just me.
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It was much easier to be friends when I was younger.
@GAGirl I watched it last week, Angela Bassett is the best at EVERYTHING yo..
GAGIRL87 says:Luvie you almost caught up? last night was aight..~
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Yup,except last nites, I hace TOO much sports to watch on Sundays. the WORlDseries is EVERYthang right now!
I have a headache this big *motions like little kid*
You just might be quasi racist…
lol
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Judge a smidge
@Mis-taken You probably have to boo-boo..
Eli always ****ing Nucky up..
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I think when he went home and they was in there singing and laughing Eli had already gave him up THEN. We will see next episode.
Oh and I LOVE Sally from the dayum swamp! They need to make her a regular. Nucky ole ugly azz be KEEPING him some women!! Fine ones too. He was breaking her BYKE you hear me????
10. letting her Black bf drive her car daddy paid for just so he can go smash his black chick… PRICELESS!!
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Phrozen1der says:
@Mis-taken You probably have to boo-boo..
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I just hollered out loud!
OutsidetheBox says:
It was much easier to be friends when I was younger.
Come over your house? 
I’ve just never really connected with them. And that’s back when I usta like having friends 
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I was at majority white schools all the way up through 12th grade and still never had a white FRIEND. I mean yes we would talk in class, but was I gonna call you later and talk about boys?
@Gelly “I was at majority white schools all the way up through 12th grade and still never had a white FRIEND. I mean yes we would talk in class, but was I gonna call you later and talk about boys?
Come over your house? 
I’ve just never really connected with them. And that’s back when I usta like having friends :lol:”
Ok maybe alotta racist..
@Mis-taken You probably have to boo-boo..
I did that this am. I have had it since Saturday 
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Going to grab some lunch maybe it will help. Normally if I get a shot of caffeine it helps. I don’t normally drink cokes but today
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I’m not racist. My mama look almost white
#chitwhitepeoplewouldsay
@GAGirl I watched it last week, Angela Bassett is the best at EVERYTHING yo
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Phro
What did you think about the mama molesting her son
I was at majority white schools all the way up through 12th grade and still never had a white FRIEND. I mean yes we would talk in class, but was I gonna call you later and talk about boys?
Come over your house? 
I’ve just never really connected with them. And that’s back when I usta like having friends 
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No sleepovers or nothing?
Girll I had a bunch of them..still associates with most..but never the White girls who tried to act .. like something they werent. Hated those. I only like respectable crakkas. 
I didn’t have a Black boyfriend until 10th grade. Got pregnant. Why my daddy didn’t tell me to stay away from niggas, like the white Paws did. 
@ Taken get some green tea
I just scrolled up to look at Glo, she’s picked up some pounds. lOOks good on her.
@Gelly “I’m not racist. My mama look almost white
#chitwhitepeoplewouldsay” Right!!
@GAGirl The dead dude? I was like ummmmmmmm the fugg?!
GellySammich says:
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I’m not racist. My mama look almost white
#chitwhitepeoplewouldsay
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I’m not racist. My mama look almost white
#chitwhitepeoplewouldsay
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afternoon everyone!
was at majority white schools all the way up through 12th grade and still never had a white FRIEND. I mean yes we would talk in class, but was I gonna call you later and talk about boys?
Come over your house
I was deemed uppity. It took me getting into an unprovoked fight and punching one them out for them to recognize my blackness. Chile. I never cared though 
I am bougsie like that. Then I went to an HBCU and they never knew I was once not black enough 
I fit right in. Imagine that. I have lived 
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I had mannie mannie white and other friends. So much so that I was branded an Oreo. Feel bad for me yet? Us more academically inclined black folks hung together and stayed out of trouble. Even though I stayed in the same hood as them
What about them calling some black folks “Oreos”?
Thanks Ty… Lemme go see if I can find some
HBCU
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I think when he went home and they was in there singing and laughing Eli had already gave him up THEN. We will see next episode
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I kinda like Eli
@Mis-taken Did you feel out of place at your HBCU at first? Like maybe you weren’t black enough?? I felt like being at an HBCU EVERYTHING had to always be on point ALL THE TIME!! I considered leaving but then Homecoming happened….
#SOLD
Hey Dats :wave:
<— festive, yet sassy.. She ill feeling the holiday spirit!
red on one nip, green on the ovuh!
@OTB
@ Phrozen1der
U in D.C.?
Sandra Rose says:
Ty says:
Did any of ya’ll know that when black women wear blond hair it irks the fukc outta YTs?
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I’m currently seeing someone who is of neutral color. She’s very honest. She says whites laugh at so many black women wearing weave. 90% of black women wear weave. Only 15% of white women wear weave. I tried to tell y’all. It’s not a good look.
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Did ya’ll see the story of the African American waitress at hooters who was fired for refusing to remove blond highlights in her hair? The manager said “black people don’t have blond hair so you need to take it out” she asked about the white waitresses with blond highlights but met with no response. when she refused to color her hair back dark, she was fired allegedly.
@Jason Well Maryland, but pretty much.. wbu?
@ Phrozen1der Moving to DC next Friday
@ OTB
was goin on my beautiful sista!
Gloria’s boyfriend Da Real Lambo
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Um…If you are over the age of eighteen, ‘Da Real’ should NEVA be a part of your name…
It shouldn’t even make an appearance…..
I considered leaving
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Wait why? What do you mean on point? Personal stuff? Or like .. :what?
I committed the cardinal sin of Winter enrollment so everybody had “friends” already. But the boys always love new girls.
Cue old girls definitely not wanting to be friends. :crying1: I almost left too. Then somebody was mah friend. 
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I was deemed uppity. It took me getting into an unprovoked fight and punching one them out for them to recognize my blackness. Chile. I never cared though 
I am bougsie like that. Then I went to an HBCU and they never knew I was once not black enough 
I fit right in. Imagine that. I have lived 
Then I went to an HBCU and found out I ain’t like black people much neitha.
I had mannie mannie white and other friends. So much so that I was branded an Oreo. Feel bad for me yet? Us more academically inclined black folks hung together and stayed out of trouble. Even though I stayed in the same hood as them
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:hairflip: I ain’t hafta worry too much about that because I’ve been in magnet schools since 5th grade and a Christian school before that. I just always happened to find the black group and hang with them. The white girls (even in elementary) seemed too dramatic for me and from then on I decided we had nothing in common.
Went on an HBCU tour in HS and when we saw some white kids on campus a few of the other kids were like
I thought white kids couldn’t come to HBCUs! 
“Did ya’ll see the story of the African American waitress at hooters who was fired for refusing to remove blond highlights in her hair? The manager said “black people don’t have blond hair so you need to take it out” she asked about the white waitresses with blond highlights but met with no response. when she refused to color her hair back dark, she was fired allegedly.”
I would’ve come back and pissed on all the toilets and floors, and egged the managers car when it was cold and on Halloween… #Petty #ImightHaveDoneThis
@Gelly You’re just anti human
@Jason That’s wassup..whereabouts?
“black people don’t have blond hair so you need to take it out”
I gotta let my little sister know she ain’t black no more. White people decided.
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KIM Z-Bierman went to NiNI’s WeddiNg;Anybody?
Then I went to an HBCU and found out I ain’t like black people much neitha.
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Told them you aint racist.
Selectively social. 
was goin on my beautiful sista!
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Tryna decide if imma let these white folks live or nah..
I know Phro.
I’ve been tryna talk through it and work on myself. 
No progress yet though.
”
I gotta let my little sister know she ain’t black no more. White people decided. <—— I fuggin hate you 
luVn_liFe… says:
KIM Z-Bierman went to NiNI’s WeddiNg;Anybody?
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Then I went to an HBCU and found out I ain’t like black people much neitha
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Damn GellY, girl u sound lie Me. I just dont wanna be bothered. I do well AloNe
@Luvn It was a nice gesture, and beautiful moment or nah?
” Damn GellY, girl u sound lie Me. I just dont wanna be bothered. I do well AloNe” Me too then I get hornay, and gotta snap outta that….
Phrozen1der says: It was a nice gesture, and beautiful moment or nah?
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Whats tat PHRO kim attending NINI’s wedding?
I say desperate times call for desperate Measures
Damn GellY, girl u sound lie Me. I just dont wanna be bothered. I do well AloNe
ya feel me LuVn
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@ Phrozen1der On the VA side….expensive, but closer to my job in Dulles
who is of neutral color.
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just really read this… WTF does this mean? Is she black and white (grey)? is she beige? Taupe? Eggshell? Brown? Light Brown? Buff? Fawn? Ecru? Mahogany? Ochre? Khaki? Camel? Lion? Rust? Bistre? Chamoisee? Liver? Pick one of these please.. There are more, and I could go on but… eh…
I gotta let my little sister know she ain’t black no more. White people decided.
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Tell my chirren they adopted all the time.
. Blond arms and backs. Bren is they daddy. 
Told them you aint racist.
Selectively social. 
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Babe you know you the onliest one that get me
@gelly
GellySammich says:
“black people don’t have blond hair so you need to take it out”
I gotta let my little sister know she ain’t black no more. White people decided.
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IKR!! what do they know about the various hues, shades, colors, pigmentation, luminosity, complexions, values and undertones that makeup the African Diaspora..
But ya know them same white folk are the one that said “we have a black president so racism is over” too
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
Dirty30Heart says:
KyMegaCakes!! Do I get any lub yet?
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I think I know who you ill….
But I’m afraid to say….
@Phro
in my heart I knew I was black 
the whole assumption was so silly. Because I was smart, well spoken and didn’t sex the neighborhood boys I was white.
When I went to college I saw people like me and fit right in. I kinda rose to the top
GellySammich says:
Damn GellY, girl u sound lie Me. I just dont wanna be bothered. I do well AloNe
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ya feel me LuVn
I was nOt feeling all the hooplah when my in laws/OUtlaws were at our house this weekend.
At that point i decided- i loathe ENTERTAINING and being around others
I do well AloNe
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I said, ” Ewwww parties. ”
ecru
but dang… ain’t I a woman? I don’t know half them colors.
who is of neutral color.
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just really read this… WTF does this mean? Is she black and white (grey)? is she beige? Taupe? Eggshell? Brown? Light Brown? Buff? Fawn? Ecru? Mahogany? Ochre? Khaki? Camel? Lion? Rust? Bistre? Chamoisee? Liver? Pick one of these please.. There are more, and I could go on but… eh
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50 shades of Grey
Imma keep posting like my font ain’t eem white….I need to stop changing my name and go back to not being shyt…..this straight and narrow is not for me.
Is she black and white (grey)? is she beige? Taupe? Eggshell? Brown? Light Brown? Buff? Fawn? Ecru? Mahogany? Ochre? Khaki? Camel? Lion? Rust? Bistre? Chamoisee? Liver?
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Black is beautiful. All shades and tones.
Even if you dont love your Black, The creator do. 
I said, ” Ewwww parties. ”
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and people!
KyCakes says:
Dirty30Heart says:
KyMegaCakes!! Do I get any lub yet?
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I think I know who you ill….
But I’m afraid to say….
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I memba when you used to love Dwight “mega tron beetle juice” Howard. Thus your name, KyMegaCakes! :yay:
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
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If you get good grades because you want too = Oreo
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
I was this on the west side of Chicago… then after I moved to Kansas I was known as the country oreo b/c of my accent. WTF does that even mean?? Kansas is definitely the country compared to Chicago!!! Then when I got to highschool I was just known as the stuck up country girl 
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Jason Waterfalls says:
Imma keep posting like my font ain’t eem white….I need to stop changing my name and go back to not being shyt…..this straight and narrow is not for me.
it ain’t 
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how you beeee?
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
by Man, I just don’t care™ on Oct 28, 2013 at 1:27 pm
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Bruh :fistbump:
That’s why I dig SR. We speak the Queen and KANG’s of the south English
Imma keep posting like my font ain’t eem white….
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OutsidetheBox says:
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
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If you get good grades because you want too = Oreo
I’m telling my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage…
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If you didn’t wear rokkawear, baby phat or fubu and the like, and instead other department store brands = Oreooo
So what color is appropriate for us black folks?
Dirty30Heart says:
KyCakes says:
Dirty30Heart says:
KyMegaCakes!! Do I get any lub yet?
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I think I know who you ill….
But I’m afraid to say….
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I memba when you used to love Dwight “mega tron beetle juice” Howard. Thus your name, KyMegaCakes! :yay:
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Yeah…
I know who you are, nigress!
I said, ” Ewwww parties. ”
~
and people!
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If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
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If you get good grades because you want too = Oreo
by OutsidetheBox on Oct 28, 2013 at 1:31 pm
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If neither parent was in jail = Oreo
OutsidetheBox says:
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
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If you get good grades because you want too = Oreo
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If you know the difference between too, to and two or there, their or they’re = Oreo
@Jason Oh… No one goes there..
@Mis-Taken Right!!
@Luvn I shed a thug tear..
lovezoe says:
So what color is appropriate for us black folks?
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I on’t know..i just came from volunteering at my daughter’s former elementary school where there is a little girl there brownskinned with red hair and green eyes…guess she need to dye her hair “back” too
If you ask instead of ax = Oreo
JACKED
My boyfriend and I just got into it because last week I wore a thong to church and this Sunday I went without panties! What’s wrong with that? Doesn’t the bible say come as you are? I don’t think God is concerned about my underwear, so why is he? He seriously has killed my vibe for today!
So what color is appropriate for us black folks?
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Invisible.
Exist quietly in subservient roles please. Blonde is reserved for.. 
Dirty30Heart says:
OutsidetheBox says:
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
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If you get good grades because you want too = Oreo
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If you know the difference between too, to and two or there, their or they’re = Oreo
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^^^ That’s a damn shame
lovezoe says:
So what color is appropriate for us black folks?
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Look, if yt can have bleach blonde, koolaid red, jet black and brown in their hair all at the same time and still not be looked at a second time… a black person can have highlights of any color she wants.
Hell if yt can have blue/green/pink/purple hair and be looked at as “creative” why cant a black girl be looked at the same?
If both parents finished high school = oreo..
This chit remind me of ratchett azz cousin.
She educated as hail with a dayum good engineering job. Speak that ol “Presidential Speech” type english. But she ratchet as phuck!
I love that hoe!
OutsidetheBox says:
I said, ” Ewwww parties. ”
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and people!
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Thas true. I like parties (or getting dressed for them) its the ppl that brings pause.
RAZZ!
what awl in the fuggs goins OWN in yo gravi bewski??
Well, good. I’m about to get so e highlights. Don’t need them alabasters telling me to change it back to black.
If you dont let your friends skip you in the lunch line/copy your homework/borrow your car = Oreo
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” Thas true. I like parties (or getting dressed for them) its the ppl that brings pause.
:yes:”
If you know the difference between too, to and two or there, their or they’re
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I have always loved homonyms, words are my thang
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If you pronounce your words correctly = Oreo
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If you get good grades because you want too = Oreo
by OutsidetheBox on Oct 28, 2013 at 1:31 pm
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If neither parent was in jail = Oreo
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According to my former neighbor, if you go to work everyday, instead of relying on gov’t assistance = Oreo
If you ask instead of ax = Oreo
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If you say “May I get the number 5, small with a side salad, no fries with ranch, and a diet cola” and not “Aye lemmie getta uhhhhhhhhhhhh…” =Oreo
REason iON like being around MOFOS. a little girl at the party had a CUTE lime green suit on almost. I said I like bri’s lime green suit.
My hubbys UnCle who is such a DYCK in general Over all says
WELL
its more chartreuse
If you say you like to read….. Outside of school= Oreo
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
RAZZ! what awl in the fuggs goins OWN in yo gravi bewski??
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She tryna challenge me and get me banned againe but I aint eem falling for it
If you know the difference between too, to and two or there, their or they’re
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I have always loved homonyms, words are my thang
by Bigbadwolf on Oct 28, 2013 at 1:41 pm
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Your and You’re is my pet peeve!
*makes my font UNWHITE*
wa-LA! :magicwand:
My boyfriend and I just got into it because last week I wore a thong to church and this Sunday I went without panties! What’s wrong with that? Doesn’t the bible say come as you are? I don’t think God is concerned about my underwear, so why is he? He seriously has killed my vibe for today!
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I mostly wear panties out of respect for pews and seats that other ppl have to sit on, but at home?
Phrozen1der says:
If both parents finished high school = oreo.
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If you grew up in the house with both parents = Oreo
This chit remind me of ratchett azz cousin.
She educated as hail with a dayum good engineering job. Speak that ol “Presidential Speech” type english. But she ratchet as phuck!
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My kinda people
“chartreuse” I def just googled that shat…
EYE
<—pronounced HORT
ion eem know why u got the boot b4 but i memba it was UNJUST! but we not frinna live in the PASS! U hea nah!
If you were raised with BOFF parents in the home =Oreo
This chit remind me of ratchett azz cousin.
She educated as hail with a dayum good engineering job. Speak that ol “Presidential Speech” type english. But she ratchet as phuck!
I love that hoe!
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OutsidetheBox says:
My boyfriend and I just got into it because last week I wore a thong to church and this Sunday I went without panties! What’s wrong with that? Doesn’t the bible say come as you are? I don’t think God is concerned about my underwear, so why is he? He seriously has killed my vibe for today!
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I mostly wear panties out of respect for pews and seats that other ppl have to sit on, but at home?
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<—– Squirrel Cover Free in 2013
“My boyfriend and I just got into it because last week I wore a thong to church and this Sunday I went without panties! What’s wrong with that? Doesn’t the bible say come as you are? I don’t think God is concerned about my underwear, so why is he? He seriously has killed my vibe for today!
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I mostly wear panties out of respect for pews and seats that other ppl have to sit on, but at home? :tea:”
*slides outta chair* BOL!!!!
I mostly wear panties out of respect for pews and seats that other ppl have to sit on, but at home?
i’s also a fan of commando. HOWEVA, what if the spirit hitcha?
<—wiff no drawls
gwan give the deacon nem too MURCH darling!
Fay you gotta come in waving something for the people to see you
Hey Fay :hugs:
If you took the SAT=Oreos
If you had any scholarship other than athletic=Oreo
Dirty30Heart says:
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
RAZZ! what awl in the fuggs goins OWN in yo gravi bewski??
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She tryna challenge me and get me banned againe but I aint eem falling for it
sorry fay! lol She is Festive and sexy all at the same time.. she ill in the holiday spirit. One nip red one nip green. Buttumeruh, iHeart… You wont get banned… 
gwon head nah! I have been waiting on you.
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” i’s also a fan of commando. HOWEVA, what if the spirit hitcha?
<—wiff no drawls"
Dirty30Heart says:
Phrozen1der says:
If both parents finished high school = oreo.
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If you grew up in the house with both parents = Oreo
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I come from the country….if your house had bricks? = Oreo
Phrozen1der says:“chartreuse” I def just googled that shat
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Your and You’re is my pet peeve!
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If you say you like to read….. Outside of school= Oreo
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OM so true
So did you used to hide your report card on the bus ride home too or nah?
By the time I got to the 11th grade tho I was like,”
fugg yall I been on honor roll since Freshman year.”
Them:
<–says OREO
You ever be sitting in church, and get horned up for no reason or nah? Me either…
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
This chit remind me of ratchett azz cousin.
She educated as hail with a dayum good engineering job. Speak that ol “Presidential Speech” type english. But she ratchet as phuck!
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My kinda people
we can hang at ANY time. folk be lettin my goot ANGLISH fewl em!
most of all i LUBB seein them mf’s come in afta they den talked to me on the phone. be like, yes i’m lookin for Fayla. i’m all
what can i dew fer ya 
they be all
well what had happened was…
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Dem days are ova!
Auntie is it true that Ciara is engaged :/ I was trying to holla
@Luvn
Phrozen1der says:
” i’s also a fan of commando. HOWEVA, what if the spirit hitcha? <—wiff no drawls"
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<—– Squirrel Cover Free in 2013
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Ayeeee!
Free HoodSquirrels unite!
I wear thongs to church
guess I need church pAnties for if I catch the ghost
(color purp voice) Mister say it turn him on
I wear what I got
If you wear shorts with a coat = Oreo
Penn State says it is paying $59.7 million to 26 young men over Sandusky claims.
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Phro thats how i looked when he busted out with that->
” for if I catch the ghost”
@Luvn
i’s also a fan of commando. HOWEVA, what if the spirit hitcha?
<—wiff no drawls
gwan give the deacon nem too MURCH darling
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We got ONE memba who cuts up. Thats all the UMC allows. One Southern Baptist acting parishioner per parish please.
Sandra Rose says:
Imagine seeing white women wearing afros everywhere you went. You would laugh too.
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When i was in the military my coworker who was black came to work with a blond weave, were looking at her like WTF are you serious so the NCOIC pulls her back in the office to tell her that her hair was out of regs……….her argument was that white people can dye their hair whatever color they want to and nobody says anything but because her hair is blond its a problem. She filed a compliment with equal opportunity for discrimination and was moved to the commanders office and shortly thereafter got out of the military. She had alopecia but still they make black hair.
Phrozen1der says:
You ever be sitting in church, and get horned up for no reason or nah? Me either…
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I be like
I am SO sorry, Lord
datsmdubya2u says:
Whats wrong with being well-rounded? Used to be a time when a girl got a yearbook shoutout for being “Most Well Rouned”
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Dem days are ova!
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Phrozen1der says:
” for if I catch the ghost”
<—–Caught Ghost
and here we GO!! 
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So did you used to hide your report card on the bus ride home too or nah?
and use it
By the time I got to the 11th grade tho I was like,” fugg yall I been on honor roll since Freshman year.”
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Them talking about me
Man she got a lie berry card
Gelly!
guhl i was wavin awl kinda shat in a earlier post..
Taken
<—my 1599 SAT sco'
Razz
the bish got bi-colored bewds? LMAO
Phro
taint RIGHT to cause them deacons to sin bc she wanted her poom-poom FREE like amistad! 
if your house had bricks?
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Ok
I’m weak.
lovezoe says:
If you wear shorts with a coat = Oreo
that’s just white… specially if you add flip flops. Hand over your card 
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@KYCakes
I be like, please don’t call for us to stand for NOTHING… Glad I grabbed this bulletin… 
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I wear what I got
guess I need church pAnties for if I catch the ghost
@Luvn @Fayla
thereafter got out of the military. She had alopecia but still they make black hair.
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So u gon end the story like that huh?
Bald headed and unemployed
I be like
I am SO sorry, Lord
whatchall be thankin bout doe?
Dem days are ova!
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*Miss Celie voice when she escaed Mister* I’m still here.
*Miss Celie when she was a storeowner voice* God got mah back.
Phrozen1der says:
You ever be sitting in church, and get horned up for no reason or nah? Me either…
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back in the day my brother 13 at the time had a crush on some girl. she walked by our pew and about a min later my brother grabbed the hymnal and kept it in his lap and would NOT give it up… I’m like “share the hymnal i only know the 1st verse of Do Not Pass me By by heart” you know mother dear gets mad if we don’t sang the whole thang..man give it up! ” He’s like “nope…can’t”
I use to feel like a heathen because the ghost never jumped on me, and made me run around the church etc.. Then I started watching Youtube and realized people did that to themselves.. Ole Faux Ghost Catchers…
If you wear shorts with a coat = Oreo
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I oreo-ed this wknd.
@Dat
@Fay:I’mma fall out in church and it’s going to on the monitor. Me on my stomach with my skirt up with big saggy panties on
#respectful.
Phrozen1der says:
I use to feel like a heathen because the ghost never jumped on me, and made me run around the church etc.. Then I started watching Youtube and realized people did that to themselves.. Ole Faux Ghost Catchers
*spits out water*
way min Phro! u say they on youtube confession to fake shouting??
<—fake shoutin
alsfhovnr hgvoaeh iabkwaj k;jbehvbk;j bkabj bkjn;jf vhabvkan bkgj <—fake fontin in tongues
Now it’s who has the most twitter followers or FB friends.
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Best meme on the ‘nets has a dusty ass bus pictured…captioned: “Somewhere on this bus is a basic bish with 90k followers.”
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
thereafter got out of the military. She had alopecia but still they make black hair.
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So u gon end the story like that huh?
Bald headed and unemployed
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lie berry card
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Yew make me sew sick :crying1:
@Fayla I saw some heathens I knew were heathens taking laps, and doing squat thrust for Mr. Jesus.. I was like Oh…
Me on my stomach with my skirt up with big saggy panties on
#respectful.
all i could pitcha was Ms. Sophia layed out on the ground lawd!
I oreo-ed this wknd.
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Kevin hart hype voice: Ohhhhhhh snap you an oreeeoooook.
tipdagemini says:
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per regs- you can dye your hair any natural color to include blonde, excluding platinum blonde. This would include grey, black, brown, natural red. You can have highlights as well, so long it is of a natural hair color. The only way she would have been out of regs is if she had two different hair colors in her head or if it was an unnatural hair color.
One thing that I thought was disturbing was that I was told I need to read between the lines because although it is acceptable for black women to wear cornrows, it isn’t for yt women…
fugg outta here. I’ll do what ever I want with my hair per regs AND WILL CARRY THE HIGHLIGHTED SECTION AROUND WITH ME IF SOMEONE WERE TO QUESTION ME YA HURD MEH?!
@Fayla I saw some heathens I knew were heathens taking laps, and doing squat thrust for Mr. Jesus.. I was like Oh…
did they warm up or nah?
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
@Fay:I’mma fall out in church and it’s going to on the monitor. Me on my stomach with my skirt up with big saggy panties on
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Guaranteed ticket to heaven
#respectful.
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If your draws aint big enough to keep the families heirlooms you aint a lady.
@Fayla That good beat dropped, and they got into their sanctified starting blocks and took off running…
i could pitcha was Ms. Sophia layed out on the ground lawd!
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@Fayla I saw some heathens I knew were heathens taking laps, and doing squat thrust for Mr. Jesus.. I was like Oh…
by Phrozen1der on Oct 28, 2013 at 1:58 pm
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all i could pitcha was Ms. Sophia layed out on the ground lawd!
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Whelp based on these two comments I think sharted a little.
OutsidetheBox says:
If you wear shorts with a coat = Oreo
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I oreo-ed this wknd
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I bet yew was going to the sto to buy some sticks huh?
“@Fay:I’mma fall out in church and it’s going to on the monitor. Me on my stomach with my skirt up with big saggy panties on”
This visual of Miss Sophia just took me out..
sanctified starting blocks
you people are stupid
Sandy out here sleeping with the enemy?!
Phrozen1der says:
@Fayla That good beat dropped, and they got into their sanctified starting blocks and took off running…
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OMG!! You ain’t not one bit of shit, sir
VDot says:
Sandy out here sleeping with the enemy?!
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I used to love watching the thick women shake it for Jesus…..don’t judge me
I bet yew was going to the sto to buy some sticks huh?
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Its right round the corner.
My seats heated. 
#HBCUBuyingpower
If your draws aint big enough to keep the families heirlooms you aint a lady.
by OutsidetheBox on Oct 28, 2013 at 2:00 pm
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Well can you get DeeDee to pray for me because my briefs always got ate up by my booty. Which is why I wear thongs or nothing
#bigbootyguhlproblems.
My BFF got the holy ghost while sangin in the choir one time and shook her drawstring ponytail off.
tipdagemini says:
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per regs- you can dye your hair any natural color to include blonde, excluding platinum blonde. This would include grey, black, brown, natural red. You can have highlights as well, so long it is of a natural hair color. The only way she would have been out of regs is if she had two different hair colors in her head or if it was an unnatural hair color.
One thing that I thought was disturbing was that I was told I need to read between the lines because although it is acceptable for black women to wear cornrows, it isn’t for yt women… fugg outta here. I’ll do what ever I want with my hair per regs AND WILL CARRY THE HIGHLIGHTED SECTION AROUND WITH ME IF SOMEONE WERE TO QUESTION ME YA HURD MEH?!
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hers was not in regs at all she read all the way between the lines and added some to make it right. I had some kinky twists once that had a li red in the weave they sent me to the commanders office talkin bout i needed to take them out that day and i was like no i paid 180 got them done yesterday and i will not u can give me paperwork cause my head is sore as hell and yall are on that bullchit. i bought some black halloween hair spray and called it a day. they was some hair nazis at offutt afb ugh
That good beat dropped, and they got into their sanctified starting blocks and took off running…
Thats my momma
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You could always tell when the ladies was about to get it crackin at church….by the time the organ gets the first riff off, they have that “Ohh shyt, that’s my jam” look on their faces and have a good grip on the tambourine.
@ Dirty30Heart says:
My BFF got the holy ghost while sangin in the choir one time and shook her drawstring ponytail off.
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Like a rednose?
Dirty30Heart says:
My BFF got the holy ghost while sangin in the choir one time and shook her drawstring ponytail off
on our way to VirginiaKeyBeach one yr!! 
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OH MY FawkiNg GAWD!! i seen a drawsting ponytail fly off
Pushes the heat button for my seat.
#Teamcanread
Jason Waterfalls says:
@ Dirty30Heart says:
My BFF got the holy ghost while sangin in the choir one time and shook her drawstring ponytail off.
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Like a rednose?
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Razzle – No ma’am
You cannot talk to me with that Alabaster Xmas Lights Chubby Becky as your gravi. 
Ty says:
Did any of ya’ll know that when black women wear blond hair it irks the fukc outta YTs?
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I’m currently seeing someone who is of neutral color. She’s very honest. She says whites laugh at so many black women wearing weave. 90% of black women wear weave. Only 15% of white women wear weave. I tried to tell y’all. It’s not a good look.
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Black women don’t wear weaves for white folk..they are worn because a lot of us dreamed of long hair growing up now they can have it… secondly black men love long hair and they don’t care where it comes from..
““Ohh shyt, that’s my jam””
“My BFF got the holy ghost while sangin in the choir one time and shook her drawstring ponytail off.”
:coffin: <—Being taken to the water to be baptized….
hers was not in regs at all she read all the way between the lines and added some to make it right. I had some kinky twists once that had a li red in the weave they sent me to the commanders office talkin bout i needed to take them out that day and i was like no i paid 180 got them done yesterday and i will not u can give me paperwork cause my head is sore as hell and yall are on that bullchit. i bought some black halloween hair spray and called it a day. they was some hair nazis at offutt afb ugh
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When were you at Offutt??
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
I be like I am SO sorry, Lord
Glad I’m not the only one…..
one for BOFF a yaw!
whatchall be thankin bout doe?
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It’s Satan…tryna distract me…*
ION be thankin’ bout nuffin…just all the sudden, get randy…
*That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it
i seen a drawsting ponytail fly off
on our way to VirginiaKeyBeach one yr!!
game. U know in the early 90’s them ponytails wasnt chit 
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How about I saw one falling off in the middle of our
VDot says:
Sandy out here sleeping with the enemy?!
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I dip back in to THIS??!!!
@ Razz….Penny didn’t get burned by that iron on Good Times to pave the way for the rights of you and your gravi selections.
Bigbadwolf says:
i seen a drawsting ponytail fly off
on our way to VirginiaKeyBeach one yr!!
game. U know in the early 90?s them ponytails wasnt chit
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How about I saw one falling off in the middle of our
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I saw an Afro Puff drawstring fall off in the park one day.. it rolled like a tumbleweed
Bigbadwolf says:
i seen a drawsting ponytail fly off on our way to VirginiaKeyBeach one yr!!
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How about I saw one falling off in the middle of our game. U know in the early 90?s them ponytails wasnt chit
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hahahaha thats when this was. lol. it’s a little over an hour ride, wer going over the causeway, my homegirls ponytail flew off
OMG
cause we WER NOT going back. She asked my other Homegirl for a Piece of hers!!!! 
Errybody was ->
Tumbleweed
I saw an Afro Puff drawstring fall off in the park one day.. it rolled like a tumbleweed
lmao
Who are all of these new people?
Before I continue…..super shout out to the random lurkers clicking my name and liking all of my photos on my photography page. I appreciate that shyt.
Like a rednose?
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Fukkin
Jason Waterfalls says:
@ Razz….Penny didn’t get burned by that iron on Good Times to pave the way for the rights of you and your gravi selections.
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But she ill here for you! She was sending that selfie to her big black strong man though.
datsmdubya2u says:
Bigbadwolf says:
i seen a drawsting ponytail fly off on our way to VirginiaKeyBeach one yr!!
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How about I saw one falling off in the middle of our game. U know in the early 90?s them ponytails wasnt chit
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I saw an Afro Puff drawstring fall off in the park one day.. it rolled like a tumbleweed
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A tumbleweed?
I can not!!
GellySammich says:
Anna says:
My son brought one home this yr. As long as my grand is fine w/her, I’m cool.
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Anna you are more advanced than I am. I’m still petty and don’t understand how real solid relationships (even friendships) can be formed. We can speak and be nice… but what are we REALLY going to talk about? But that’s just me.
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I’m a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body. Not surprised my son finally brought home a white girl.
#Teamcanread
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BOL!!! Get cho ass on
I just saw this old man with suspenders stapled into his back brace. I am weak :wails:
Jason Waterfalls says:Before I continue…..super shout out to the random lurkers clicking my name and liking all of my photos on my photography page. I appreciate that shyt.
We ThankYA’ll! :woot:
“Before I continue…..super shout out to the random lurkers clicking my name and liking all of my photos on my photography page. I appreciate that shyt.”
That’s creepy
“I just saw this old man with suspenders stapled into his back brace. I am weak :wails:” He fancy tho..
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
This just made me Laugh so loud. misTAKEN ur an ass, I needed that laugh 
I just saw this old man with suspenders stapled into his back brace. I am
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MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I just saw this old man with suspenders stapled into his back brace. I am weak :wails:
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Fuggg YOU! PRove it!
Black women don’t wear weaves for white folk..they are worn because a lot of us dreamed of long hair growing up now they can have it… secondly black men love long hair and they don’t care where it comes from..
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I think all adornments are for your sex.
We wear weaves cause the other women will talk if we dont 
Men (and me) buy big rims for other men to hate and :fistbump: .
And all men love long hair. Just like they don’t like girls who wear makeup…what they say? They like “natural” looking girls. Hardy har har.
Errybody was ->
cause we WER NOT going back. She asked my other Homegirl for a Piece of hers!!!
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:crying1: I am dying in this bish
The quest to find new ways to avoid showering
Firms are flooding the market with products to help you skip frequent bathing
NO way!
OutsidetheBox says:
Errybody was -> cause we WER NOT going back. She asked my other Homegirl for a Piece of hers!!!
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I am dying in this bish
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Scouts honor. she teased the borrowed piece so hard and made a bun!
I think all adornments are for your sex.
We wear weaves cause the other women will talk if we dont
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True peer pressa
Weaves are ok, as long as you aren’t trying to swindle me…Chick I dated in high school always had braids… I politely asked one day if she could remove the crochet braids so I can know if she is bald or not…. Bald wasn’t allowed my momma said.. She ended up having a little bit of hair… It didn’t work out…
Yall aint chit today.
A man wanna thank his mama for helping him get to where he at and yall call him a pus.sy. 
A well-meaning grandchild tired replacing her granpa’s suspenders and yall laughing at that too.
Cant be pleased!
OutsidetheBox says:
#Teamcanread
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BOL!!! Get cho ass on
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Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
I have a cousin who is one of them readers. I just remember I hated when they would call that cousin to read aloud b/c I knew it would take 20 min to read a 5 min paragraph..
“Th-then the d-dog sed… ‘Where did YEW cum f-FROM? *kimbella voice* Ssshhhhee wined (whined) and c-com-temp-lateded the bone’s size.'” (made the story up but you get the point) lol
Jason Waterfalls says:
@ Razz….Penny didn’t get burned by that iron on Good Times to pave the way for the rights of you and your gravi selections.
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But she ill here for you! She was sending that selfie to her big black strong man though.
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luVn_liFe… says:
The quest to find new ways to avoid showering
Why would a somebody wanna do that. That’s when I get my piece of mind. My bath with my glass of wine or that boones with that lil bit of ice in it
Firms are flooding the market with products to help you skip frequent bathing
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she teased the borrowed piece so hard and made a bun!
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“Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
I have a cousin who is one of them readers. I just remember I hated when they would call that cousin to read aloud b/c I knew it would take 20 min to read a 5 min paragraph..
“Th-then the d-dog sed… ‘Where did YEW cum f-FROM? *kimbella voice* Ssshhhhee wined (whined) and c-com-temp-lateded the bone’s size.’” (made the story up but you get the point) lol”
Those were the girls that would pop the puss on a hand stand on caommand too like this..
Dang Trey songs is on his way into the DC courthouse C.Brown is suppose to appear in this morning
LaWD CB GOTS to BE More CAREFUL!
luVn_liFe… says:
The quest to find new ways to avoid showering
Firms are flooding the market with products to help you skip frequent bathing
NO way!
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gotta be yt..
Phrozen1der says:
Weaves are ok, as long as you aren’t trying to swindle me…Chick I dated in high school always had braids… I politely asked one day if she could remove the crochet braids
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Didn’t make it past this!
This just made me Laugh so loud. misTAKEN ur an ass, I needed that laugh
past the old man to get back to work. Grandpop had them industrial strength staples in his byke brace :crying1:
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Listen I am crying real tears at my desk because I couldn’t laugh in his face /back. I was running (forest gump voice)
Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
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Raising your hand to the heavens to read when teach asks for a volunteer = Oreo
Phrozen1der says:
“Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
I have a cousin who is one of them readers. I just remember I hated when they would call that cousin to read aloud b/c I knew it would take 20 min to read a 5 min paragraph..
“Th-then the d-dog sed… ‘Where did YEW cum f-FROM? *kimbella voice* Ssshhhhee wined (whined) and c-com-temp-lateded the bone’s size.’” (made the story up but you get the point) lol”
Those were the girls that would pop the puss on a hand stand on caommand too like this..
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Yet I got made fun of b/c I couldn’t pop like a black girl should. I moved my back like Miley..
Phrozen1der says:
“Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
I have a cousin who is one of them readers. I just remember I hated when they would call that cousin to read aloud b/c I knew it would take 20 min to read a 5 min paragraph..
“Th-then the d-dog sed… ‘Where did YEW cum f-FROM? *kimbella voice* Ssshhhhee wined (whined) and c-com-temp-lateded the bone’s size.’” (made the story up but you get the point) lol”
Those were the girls that would pop the puss on a hand stand on caommand too like this..
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Please LEAVE!!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
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Raising your hand to the heavens to read when teach asks for a volunteer = Oreo
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Enunciating every word correctly while reading a steady/fast pace=Oreo.
crochet braids
them were the ugliest chits ever in life. I will never forget one of my friends bouncing her curly ass crochet braids into band class grinning all hard. We laughed at her the entire period and told her they were stupid everyday until she removed em. 
Don’t let Brandy set you up for failure.
@Razzle When were you at Offutt??
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2004-2007
Did any of y’all used to get SEW pissed off at the S-L-O-W readers in class when they made them read aloud?
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It took everything for me not to take the book and read it myself and to not look at the teacher wit the “dumb bytch” look on my face
2 things:
I used to be mad like everybody know T Baby can’t read words larger than 3 syllables teacher stop trying to get your shine on and just pass him already. I used to raise my hand and be like I would like to read just to keep it from happening.
Razz you are so basic for the slow readers
Secondly, Phro I hate you for deading your relationship with old girl because she was follicle deficient. She round here looking like Susan Taylor
“crochet braids
them were the ugliest chits ever in life. I will never forget one of my friends bouncing her curly ass crochet braids into band class grinning all hard. We laughed at her the entire period and told her they were stupid everyday until she removed em. 
Don’t let Brandy set you up for failure.”
One of my ugly cousins use to rock them all the time.. She was on my dad’s side though…
I finally read through all of the comments. Yall are some d@mn fools
“Scouts honor. she teased the borrowed piece so hard and made a bun!”
Fugging
WAIT PHRO :stop:
How long after she took her braids out did you leave her? Was it instant like?
Here I am Phro :lolsign: and you was like “whelp… no need in dragging this out”
@Mis-taken
My mother said give her future grandbabies a fighting chance..
ASHBURN, Va. — Washington Redskins safety Brandon Meriweather, who served a one-game suspension Sunday for the way he hits, vowed to begin targeting players’ knees and fired a shot at Chicago Bears star receiver Brandon Marshall, saying players who beat their girlfriends should be out of the NFL.
Meriweather has received numerous fines over the years for his helmet-to-helmet hits. After two more incidents against the Bears on Oct. 20, the NFL suspended Meriweather for two games until an appeals process reduced the ban to one.
“I guess I just got to take people’s knees out,” Meriweather said Monday morning in the Redskins’ locker room. “That’s the only way. I would hate to end a guy’s career over a rule, but I guess it’s better other people than me getting suspended for longer.
“You just have to go low now, man. You’ve got to end people’s careers. You got to tear people’s ACLs and mess up people’s knees. You can’t hit them high anymore.”
Then Meriweather turned to Marshall and Bears tight end Martellus Bennett, who both publicly criticized the hard-hitting safety last week. Marshall received one of Meriweather’s hits in the game on Oct. 20.
“I respect the league trying to better our game,” Marshall said after that game. “Guys like that, maybe he needs to get suspended or taken out of the game completely.”
Bennett said later in the week that he wanted to punch Meriweather. But Meriweather’s ire was directed more at Marshall.
“He feels like I need to be kicked out of the league, I feel like people who beat their girlfriends should be kicked out of the league, too,” Meriweather said.
Marshall has been arrested multiple times on alleged domestic-abuse charges but has never been convicted.
“You tell me who you’d rather have?” Meriweather said. “Someone who plays aggressive on the field or someone who beat up their girlfriend?”
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This dude.
@Mis-taken
Nah not immediately after, I cheated first with this nasty girl who asked to put her mouth down there… Then we dated some more, and then we broke up…
i’s also a fan of commando. HOWEVA, what if the spirit hitcha?
<—wiff no drawls
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yall still cutting up huh
@ OTB
It was always the biggest mannish looking girl in the class and nobody wanted to laugh out loud 
The LOL SIGN’S HURR THO :crying1:
I HATE CHALL. 
Here I am Phro :lolsign: and you was like “whelp… no need in dragging this out”
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Sandra we are sorry for talking about white people
. I’m sure your lady friend is good kind white folk. Now can you please set us free from this post?
“He feels like I need to be kicked out of the league, I feel like people who beat their girlfriends should be kicked out of the league, too,”
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I’m just honest…They would let you hump them at recess too..
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SMH! So yall took advantage of the ‘tards.
who had crochet braids
Chile one of my braids fell out in 5th grade and smoke was coming outta my damn ears 
@Mis-taken
Nah not immediately after, I cheated first with this nasty girl who asked to put her mouth down there… Then we dated some more, and then we broke up
Phro … It was nice knowing you
Climbing the stair way to heaven…. and we goig..font..by font…. together….
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My Momma set me up b/c she knew I LOVED Brandy. Had the space eyed Brandy dall and everything…
@Taken- I used to be SO mad..
I got sent out of class because I kept breathing heavy like HUUUUUUUUUUGH! 
tipdagemini I was there from 2008-2011… HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT
(well the winter and the people)
All that revenue in the NFL and nobody know how to teach the boys to hit fair? :eyeroll:
@Vdot
They were the friskiest, and they could fight too…
@Mis-Taken
“I guess I just got to take people’s knees out,” Meriweather said
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This IgnorAmus here! that shYte is SO fuGGed up
Phrozen1der says:
I’m just honest…They would let you hump them at recess too..
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Sandra we are sorry for talking about white people
. I’m sure your lady friend is good kind white folk. Now can you please set us free from this post?
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Now all u are missing is the pie from The Help
Now can you please set us free from this post?
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GEllY SANDRA’s at the courthouse with the REST OF the Media posted UP
waiting to see if CB is coming out the door, or going across the street w/shackles
SMH! So yall took advantage of the ‘tards.
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See now I got to fight all yous
:windmilling: Snot running down my nose crying :crying1:
They were the friskiest, and they could fight too
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Didn’t let the nasty boys touch your pre-pubertal
and 
= oreo/stuck up
Didn’t let the nasty boys smash in highschool = Stuck up oreo bish…
@HEart
@Mis-taken
Phrozen1der says:
@Vdot
They were the friskiest, and they could fight too
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See font 439
Always the big man looking heffas that ate struggle chicken
luVn_liFe… says:
Now can you please set us free from this post?
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GEllY SANDRA’s at the courthouse with the REST OF the Media posted UP
waiting to see if CB is coming out the door, or going across the street w/shackles
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naw she out with that white girl…hiking
We only had 3 post all day :crying1:
Crowds of media and onlookers gathered for the hearing. Arraignment hearings typically start at 1 p.m. and can run for hours. Visitors began lining up in front of Courtroom C-10 before 12:30 p.m. Onlookers took pictures of the lockup list posted on the wall outside the courtroom, showing his lockup number, the charge — assault with significant bodily injury — and his attorney’s name, Danny Onorato, a former federal prosecutor.
@TY
“naw she out with that white girl…hiking” <—— *guffaws*
Chile aint nobody checking for Chris I want to see monkey feet’s ring
Toes looking like
HIKING?!!???
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By 12:50 p.m. the 300 or so seat courtroom was filled to capacity, and security was telling visitors to wait outside in the hallway. People who were there to support their local friends and family who were also locked up were outraged. “So we have to wait out here because of Chris Brown?” shouted Veronica Person who said her sister was arrested on an assault charge over the weekend.
“Damn, this like going to his concert. You gotta have a ticket?” asked David Gross, 34 of Prince George’s County, said he was trying to get into the courtroom for his brother who was arrested over the weekend. Gross was one of a out 75 people waiting in line to get in the courtroom. “I ain’t thinking about Chris Brown. He ain’t bringing no money to any of our houses. “
Conrad Murray is out of jail…
he look ole a hail too
See now I got to fight all yous
:windmilling: Snot running down my nose crying
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naw she out with that white girl…hiking
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This why I love yo ass. :deads: Its just so..
Ty says:Chile aint nobody checking for Chris I want to see monkey feet’s ring
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They Really got engaged?
naw she out with that white girl…hiking
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Base jumping too?
Damn, this like going to his concert. You gotta have a ticket?” asked David Gross, 34 of Prince George’s County, said he was trying to get into the courtroom for his brother who was arrested over the weekend. Gross was one of a out 75 people waiting in line to get in the courtroom. “I ain’t thinking about Chris Brown. He ain’t bringing no money to any of our houses. “
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no this is his fault
don’t drop the soap Chris. They gon buss yo booty hole wide open
“I ain’t thinking about Chris Brown. He ain’t bringing no money to any of our houses.
<—the Paps.
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“So we have to wait out here because of Chris Brown?” shouted Veronica Person who said her sister was arrested on an assault charge over the weekend.
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I can see the aggression in that family.
luVn_liFe… says:
HIKING?!!???
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ya’ll know them clear lezzies are all athletic gonna have auntie Hiking, biking, fishing, rock climbing, doin triathlons, curling, softball.. auntie gonna be busy… that’s all what i meant…fo realz…
Monkey feet ring
Let her be great . Her Monica n Tiny 
OutsidetheBox says:
“I ain’t thinking about Chris Brown. He ain’t bringing no money to any of our houses.
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<—the Paps.
<–"we eating off Breezy poppin off ass. "
<-sandraROse trying to get here pic\story TEW
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Mhh HMMM. Sandra's over there,
@ LuvBug
so she might actually be preggo 
The ring is 15 carats but I bet its ugly.
Van has the nicest ring IMO. The clarity of her diamond chile
Sandra gone to get some afternoon delight? From her high yella woman? That is why this post is stuck?
You glazing doughnut holes Sandra? Getting yours glazed? Go girl. Hope you tied them freeze curls up first.
OutsidetheBox says:
Like a rednose?
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Fukkin
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The kids asked their dad….Can Ms. “Allysa” do that red nose. Mister said yeah, but don’t tell I said yes. He said they was rolling on the ground.
aaaand curling <— word play or nah? cuz
MisTerStealYoGirl had to get a lil ugly with the marshalls to let him,and CBs mother in
Do yall think she runs her fingers through Auntie’s curls
Savannah can do waaay better. Dude is fugly.
Who Dat says:
Sandra gone to get some afternoon delight? From her high yella woman? That is why this post is stuck?
Please logoff 
ret now!
You glazing doughnut holes Sandra? Getting yours glazed? Go girl. Hope you tied them freeze curls up first.
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*Gloria
I told you all before Them SPEDs be the freakiest. They be slobbing knobs and such. And they be having fat cats…. So I heard.
This one time in gym one of ‘em was changing and she had on some Miss Sophia bloomers. She had a moose claw in the front.
I was like (Kevin Hart voice) OOOOHH MMMMY GAAWWWD SHHEE GOT AA PHATTTYYYYYYYYYY!!
:wails: true story
Oh, hi Ty
Cici engaged huh. I told the heffa to find a rich White man, ala Janet, she gone learn one day 
Ty says:so she might actually be preggo The ring is 15 carats but I bet its ugly.
Van has the nicest ring IMO. The clarity of her diamond chile
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Y CiERRORs ring has to be ugly, Just cause her Feet ugly??
Chile clarity means mucho dinero
<-wit da PinKaY UP
ROFLMAO at Meriweather!!
Do yall think she runs her fingers through Auntie’s curls
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I think Sandra sits Indian style betwix her legs and she DOES Auntie’s curls.
She makes Sandra hold the Pump It Up! and hold her ear when she get close to the sides.
Do yall think she runs her fingers through Auntie’s curls
For the last time explain this Rednose mess
Sandy mad we talking about her alabaster so she withholding posts.
Cici engaged huh. I told the heffa to find a rich White man, ala Janet, she gone learn one day
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Foesnt he have a few kids too? and the one bm thought they wer still together?
Sincerity7 says:
Savannah can do waaay better. Dude is fugly.
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#random
Check out these side dishes
Carrots and Greens with Dilly Bean Vinaigrette
Pumpkin Spoon Bread
Green Beans with Benne and Sorghum
Turnip with Bacon and Pickled Mustard Seeds
Wild Rice, Farro, and Tangerine Salad
Collard Green Gratin (Hmmmm this different)
Chitterlings
BON Appetit Magazine
She makes Sandra hold the Pump It Up! and hold her ear when she get close to the sides.
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She makes Sandra hold the Pump It Up! and hold her ear when she get close to the sides.
@SANDRA
since her husband lost his NBA job?
Any word from
Right after they had a baby too.
I think Sandra sits Indian style betwix her legs and she DOES Auntie’s curls.
She makes Sandra hold the Pump It Up! and hold her ear when she get close to the sides.
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Throws DUBBS keyboard down 20 flights of stairs.
Rednose
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Pit Bulls. Wish you even had a card to revoke. :eyeroll:
MAN- you just cone here cutting up, huh? I just asked hubby did he still have a job.
Yes Luvin. Future is full of drama. Celeb or non celeb, a bird is as a bird does
I wish her well though. She seems sweet 
‘Cuse me, how did Bon App prepare those chitlins?
Sandra say she dont eat the box!
…. but Sandra really dont look quite “pillow princess worthy” either…
luVn_liFe… says:
She makes Sandra hold the Pump It Up! and hold her ear when she get close to the sides.
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Yall best :stop: I’m getting 
Ya’ll know how Sandra be quiet for 5 hours and come back to your screen shaking.
She somewhere sanging:
Nooneeeeeeeeee else…………..can do me like yew dew mehhhhhhhhhhh :headphones:
Our azzes is NOT getting a new post TODAY.
@MAN
Any word from since her husband lost his NBA job?
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Did the Wizards cut him?
I think Sandra prepping for a
we gone get us a Tiny post this week.
Ya’ll know how Sandra be quiet for 5 hours and come back to your screen shaking.
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Y u got my handle up there, I AINT say that
*whispers* i gotta blkmKt anywayZ
@ LuvBug
Van’s is not 15 carats but her ring 
Sometimes less is more 
MAyne. *CHANGING SUBJECTS* Who did you do this wknd?
I see you itching to be released yourself.
OutsidetheBox says:
So How about them Red Sox? Cowboys? Broncos? Anything sides a FOTB.
” !!!!!
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OutsidetheBox says:
‘Cuse me, how did Bon App prepare those chitlins?
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LMAO
Just wanted to see if you was paying attention.
Told my Aunt she can bring the chitterlings round back and serve them on the deck. I don’t own that many Yakee Scented Candles, Glade Spray, or renuzit.
Ty says: LuvBug Van’s is not 15 carats but her ring Sometimes less is more
@LUVN
“@MAN
Any word from since her husband lost his NBA job?
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Did the Wizards cut him?
by luVn_liFe… on Oct 28, 2013 at 3:00 pm”
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Not yet. They supposed to this week. They prolly tryi to see if they can trade him first.
This dude was an NBA champ playin for the Lakers and on the court with Kobe Bryant…
Got with
and now he bout to be second string janitor! 
Pit Bulls. Wish you even had a card to revoke
<< ugly grandma face when they are displeased
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I know rednosed is a pitbull but that song still don’t make sense to me. They want a woman to do something like a pitt bull
*pulls housecoat tighter*
Wow @Man
How wude!
I think red nose is like the dog?? I just heard the song this weekend while in the city…
I was also waiting for future’s music to grab me, and touch me in such a way like he said…All the while listening to the mediocre styles of Jay-Z. 
Check out these side dishes
Carrots and Greens with Dilly Bean Vinaigrette
Pumpkin Spoon Bread
Green Beans with Benne and Sorghum
Turnip with Bacon and Pickled Mustard Seeds
Wild Rice, Farro, and Tangerine Salad
Collard Green Gratin (Hmmmm this different)
Chitterlings
BON Appetit Magazine
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Chitterlings ain’t no side dish
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SANDRA
since her husband lost his NBA job?
Any word from
Right after they had a baby too.
I know u are not talking about Mo 
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Who
Check out these side dishes
Always talking about food
I bet you dream of food. Think of it 24/7 your pet dog makes you think of a good Korean dish. The back of hubbys neck makes you crave hotlinks 
food food food 
Sandra really look quite “pillow princess worthy” Type
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Fixed it for you…
Not yet. They supposed to this week. They prolly tryi to see if they can trade him first.
WEll Im sure he’s got his dolla dolla bills right.
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Oh
Chitterlings is an entree?
Chitterlings is an entree?
Chitterlings is an entree?
Told my Aunt she can bring the chitterlings round back and serve them on the deck. I don’t own that many Yakee Scented Candles, Glade Spray, or renuzit.
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if they cleaned right they won’t stink once they’re done.
I always envisioned Sandra to be the “dude” in the relationship but she say she dont eat the box so I guess she can’t be the “dude.”
Plus Sandra go hard on those mannish chicks.
Dubb so Auntie got Becky oiling her scalp and touching up the curls in the back that got smashed
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i’m not posed to laugh at this *hides my log in*
Chitterlings is an entree?
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yeah it’s meat, throw it on top of some rice with mac n cheese and greens on the side,
You wanna clean them good enough to get rid of the funk but not so good that you clean the taste away.
And thats why i dont prepare chitlins.
I thought lazy white folks had done found a new method for me. Shucks.
ya’ll know them clear lezzies are all athletic gonna have auntie Hiking, biking, fishing, rock climbing, doin triathlons, curling, softball.. auntie gonna be busy
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But what about the curls? Heavy sweat >>>>>>>>>> Pump It ^
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chitterlings
we 533 in dis bish :wails:
Chitterlings ain’t no side dish
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Dayum sure aint. Cause they FIGHT over them bish where I come from. Aint NOBODY ever fought over say some rice….which IS a side dish.
But Chittlin’s? My cousin almost got SHANKED for supposedly skimming off the top she cooked some few years back. My aunt was like she took her some for her own PERSONAL eating
LadieLeo says:
Chitterlings is an entree?
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yeah it’s meat, throw it on top of some rice with mac n cheese and greens on the side,
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Just Looking says:
Chitterlings is an entree?
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yes it tis…at least on new years
if they cleaned right they won’t stink once they’re done.
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Culcha’s self.
Hey Leo :wave:L
. My aunt was like she took her some for her own PERSONAL eating
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BWahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! LMAOO
If your chitlins smell like anything besides soul and vinegar
you didnt clean them good enough.
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So they are struggle chitterlings
540 posts in…I know some fuggery has been going on! Can I get a RE-EEEEEEE-CAP pleassse?
My peehpah is from the deepest of south. Make turtle and rabbit stew. I have never had a chitterling
My teen mom got uppity on them and taught us to read. She makes okra though and skillet cornbread. That count?
I don’t like okra tho
VDot says:
But what about the curls? Heavy sweat >>>>>>>>>> Pump It ^
soooo not laughing with you but see my #478 below
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GellySammich says:
aaaand curling <— word play or nah? cuz
Who eating chitterlings? Where I’m from we eats CHITLINS!
So they are struggle chitterlings
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Most soul food is. Slave folks had to get what was left. Whites ate high on the hog, not my peepah.
She makes Sandra hold the Pump It Up! and hold her ear when she get close to the sides.
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"pillow princess worthy"
repeatedly and I was always told you can get an infection doing that.
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So I forgot to tell y'all when I did my research on bukake (sp) I ran across this video of Mr. Marcus. Is he still "practicing"? he wasn't wearing a condom. Anyway I was so annoyed with this video.. idk maybe I was being too critical of it?? I was annoyed b/c he would do one stroke in the cat then one stroke in the
he was smashing some yelluh broad with a forrest whitaker eye…that too annoyed the hell out of me…
I cant recall her name but they were in an office and they were boasting about how all her body parts were hers. 
It made me sad b/c the flick was a lowly 2 stars out of a 5 to me… not that I would know quality. It just sucked to me. 
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
My peehpah is from the deepest of south. Make turtle and rabbit stew. I have never had a chitterling
My teen mom got uppity on them and taught us to read. She makes okra though and skillet cornbread. That count?
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somebody else on here be eating wabbits…but you eats turtles too?
Yall play so nice together.
Diddy taught us. 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sandra say she dont eat the box!
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Naw she said she’s matured as a lesbian and now
So they are struggle chitterlings
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you got to be a stank, rejected, can’t read, got 3 titties, staple suspenders on your byke, got blonde hair and black like Wesley, got monkey feet, a mama name Mongo, pour Fabuloso on your balls to EVER EVER EVER EVER eat some struggle chitterlings
That is a sin
@Razzle that guhls nipples is black as tar in yo gravi
“Man, weve been together for so long it’s not much difference. I’m glad to be able to give her that title, that security…”
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They know how to make you feel like they doing you a favor
OMG why That Lambo so ugly, look like a snake
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:wails: he look like the eyes about to melt off the side of his face
Like this thang here :> :lame:
Okra is my FAVORITE FOOD. Fried, dyed, slimed..layed to the side.
Judge if you must. I ate everythang grown ppl ate and my mama/aunts them used to be so mad about it. 
My kids just like that and I see why my ppl was mad
Greedy ass chirren. I aint eat no Raisin Bran tho. That was it. 
OutsidetheBox says:
So they are struggle chitterlings
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Most soul food is. Slave folks had to get what was left. Whites ate high on the hog, not my peepah.
Half a pack of red and half a pack of Lemon = pank lemonade 
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Yeah chile that’s when we started mixing kool aid flavors too
@ DivaRo Auntie got her a new neutral colored boo and they’re out hiking and we’re almost at 600 comments *sits tissue on the blog*
540 posts in…I know some fuggery has been going on! Can I get a RE-EEEEEEE-CAP pleassse?
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Hole on
Can anybody give me some skin regimes that work, I drink two liters of water a day an eat fruits an veggies. I’m talking skin care products that work wonders on your face. Pls help
I heard vitamin C products were good..
Diva says:
@Razzle that guhls nipples is black as tar in yo gravi
she has one green clip and one red clip on each… #festive #holidayspirit #chri-muh
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San ah make ya dance says:
“Man, weve been together for so long it’s not much difference. I’m glad to be able to give her that title, that security…”
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They know how to make you feel like they doing you a favor
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He’s said a few things pertaining to his engagement/wedding that seemed that way
Mr. Marcus is SEW overrated.
I sneak and watch them two brothers with big dicks
who only give it to white girlsThey are masked up? IDK their names but I am in shock and awe everytime I see them. :nasty giggle:Ohhh Okay, I DON”T EAT The Bowel intestines of nothing! Chitterlings, Chitlens, Shitterlings. I’m been to some of the best COOKS homes in the south, to include my GRANDMOTHER.
After you clean them they still STANK! That smell stays in your nostrils for DAYS. I had Hispanic person say they use lemon and cilantro.
Either way my mind and body say NO! 
If you clean them you smell them, so case closed!!!!!!!!
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It’s alright. I chuckle from time to time with you. My font be like
but I be mind chuckling
But Chittlin’s? My cousin almost got SHANKED for supposedly skimming off the top she cooked some few years back. My aunt was like she took her some for her own PERSONAL eating
They watch to see who going near the pot!
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If that aint my family
:hey: OTB, that’s some good eatin!
I ate everythang grown ppl ate and my mama/aunts them used to be so mad about it.
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he look like the eyes about to melt off the side of his face
Like this thang here :> :lame:
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Like on the first casper movie with that Richie girl, when casper tried to turn himself human and instead he turned into an egg and his eye fell off?
GAGIRL87 says:
Can anybody give me some skin regimes that work, I drink two liters of water a day an eat fruits an veggies. I’m talking skin care products that work wonders on your face. Pls help
I heard vitamin C products were good..
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You ain’t learnt shyt from the Roses….some say semen is good for good skin
My kids just like that and I see why my ppl was mad Greedy ass chirren.
I want some TEW 
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thank u making urself a pot of stewed tomatoes/okra to eat off of for a few days
Chirren ->
He’s said a few things pertaining to his engagement/wedding that seemed that way
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Dudes can kiss my a$$ with that
hi im new here
he was smashing some yelluh broad with a forrest whitaker eye
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MAN I JUST SCREAMED SILENTLY AT MY DESK. If somebody saw my face :crying1: They probably scared like Phro at homecoming during Crossroads…
@Diva: Yes turtle stew.. My peepah country… I don’t claim them. They don’t know we free. I haven’t been to a family reunion in 15 years. One time we went and my cousins was trying to holler..talking about 3rd don’t count. BISH if you don’t get out my face looking like Lionel Richie bout the head in the 2000s
Diva says:
@Razzle that guhls nipples is black as tar in yo gravi
she has one green clip and one red clip on each… #festive #holidayspirit #chri-muh
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dats just as bad
Yeah chile that’s when we started mixing kool aid flavors too
Half a pack of red and half a pack of Lemon = pank lemonade 
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Mistic. Snapple. KFC.
White folks been stealing.
he look like the eyes about to melt off the side of his face
Like this thang here :>
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Lawd
ION like dirty dack Mr. Marcus
Even before he was out here forging STD tests. He reeks of aint chitness
luVn_liFe… says:
My kids just like that and I see why my ppl was mad Greedy ass chirren.
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thank u making urself a pot of stewed tomatoes/okra to eat off of for a few days
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Diva will fugg up some stewed tomatoes/okra/onjuns over rice
Who’s running they hands through SR’s head?
“Sandra say she dont eat the box!
…. but Sandra really dont look quite “pillow princess worthy” either… :think:”
What do u cleanse with GA? I use black soap and witch hazel. I refuse to look greasy like Kenya
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
he was smashing some yelluh broad with a forrest whitaker eye
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MAN I JUST SCREAMED SILENTLY AT MY DESK. If somebody saw my face :crying1: They probably scared like Phro at homecoming during Crossroads…
@Diva: Yes turtle stew.. My peepah country… I don’t claim them. They don’t know we free. I haven’t been to a family reunion in 15 years. One time we went and my cousins was trying to holler..talking about 3rd don’t count. BISH if you don’t get out my face looking like Lionel Richie bout the head in the 2000s
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gal get…wait is we FAMILY *scratches head* this shyt right^^^^^^^
I had chittlings once by deceit
He’s said a few things pertaining to his engagement/wedding that seemed that way
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Admitted bias..
I really don’t think he means harm ontoward Vannah.
I think he felt some pressha tho.
Ty says:
What do u cleanse with GA? I use black soap and witch hazel. I refuse to look greasy like Kenya
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Phrozen1der says:
“Sandra say she dont eat the box!
”
…. but Sandra really dont look quite “pillow princess worthy” either…
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I see I came back right on time
Gwaga
What are you working on? Youre so pretty alreaTy. 
Recap
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This post is about Gloria James LeBron. Some shoes. Savannah might not like her struggle ass looking mother in law. Gloria boo look like he was one chromosome away from an abnormality.
YT girls get talked about for not being able to fry chicken. Saw that on a list up top.
For letting brothers drive their cars and then they come over to our house. And I take Heidi car and drive it like its mine. Run into her. And she don’t do NOT ISH about it. She be crying when I pull out the parking lot. Hollin’ IMMA CALL THE POLICE
Bish by the time you call them… I will be byke at MY HOUSE. Dumb SLORE 
We think Sandranetta boo is high yella. Not sure why. I saw her photo’d with a woman long time ago…but I don’t remma her complexion. I was blinded by that RAZOR SHARB crease in her pants. Like half a can of Magic Sizing was used.
A FOTB NBA husband might be laid off. They will be okay. She been sanging since she was 13-14 yo. They GOOD’T.
Chitlin’s is a side dish in some parts of the US. In Alabama it falls up under the category of anything from the roota to the toota. It’s a meat product.
This recap brung to you by Kdub. On today. Whatever the day ill.
You ain’t learnt shyt from the Roses….some say semen is good for good skin
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Diva so I’ve HEARD
Lets just say I don’t believe the hype 
Diva will fugg up some stewed tomatoes/okra/onjuns over rice
lawd!
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with some fried pork chops
OTB- I recently found out who he was because my
exfriend told me he was in the club rapping in MS one nightI think he may be pumped up like he is b/c of Superhead.
A white girl DTTS. W-H-I-T-E
You ain’t learnt shyt from the Roses….some say semen is good for good skin
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I was legit about to font this
I had chittlings once by deceit
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Your nana cut it up on your plate and called it chicken too didnt SHE?????
ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
Ty says:
If your chitlins smell like anything besides soul and vinegar
you didnt clean them good enough.
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So they are struggle chitterlings
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yep and don’t eat’em..
Back in the day…grape koolaid with real slices of lemons. That’s livin
Once…went to my cousins house and they was like you want a icecream sandwich. I said HELLL YEAH (really didn’t say hell) Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread. I was mad at first, that WAS THE BOMB.
#dontjudge it was 11 of them, they had to make a way…
600 o_O
Once…went to my cousins house and they was like you want a icecream sandwich. I said HELLL YEAH (really didn’t say hell) Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread. I was mad at first, that WAS THE BOMB.
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That can’t be real life
Gwaga What are you working on? Youre so pretty alreaTy.
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OTBIZZLE my skin is feeling dry lately an I’m getting pimples
every blue moon. 
Thanks babe you pretty too… I gotta get this together..
thank u making urself a pot of stewed tomatoes/okra to eat off of for a few days
I want some TEW 
Chirren ->
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Exactly!
We had a seafood sunday yesterday. I told them the calamari was squid thinking that would do it. :eyeroll: One of them tried it and thats all she wrote.
Tombout, “Its like chicken
“. Every meat is “chicken” in my house. 
Lemon, sea salt and olive oil. Good scrub for entire body
My skin….
Who Dat says:
Recap
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This post is about Gloria James LeBron. Some shoes. Savannah might not like her struggle ass looking mother in law. Gloria boo look like he was one chromosome away from an abnormality.
YT girls get talked about for not being able to fry chicken. Saw that on a list up top.
For letting brothers drive their cars and then they come over to our house. And I take Heidi car and drive it like its mine. Run into her. And she don’t do NOT ISH about it. She be crying when I pull out the parking lot. Hollin’ IMMA CALL THE POLICE
Bish by the time you call them… I will be byke at MY HOUSE. Dumb SLORE 
We think Sandranetta boo is high yella. Not sure why. I saw her photo’d with a woman long time ago…but I don’t remma her complexion. I was blinded by that RAZOR SHARB crease in her pants. Like half a can of Magic Sizing was used.
A FOTB NBA husband might be laid off. They will be okay. She been sanging since she was 13-14 yo. They GOOD’T.
Chitlin’s is a side dish in some parts of the US. In Alabama it falls up under the category of anything from the roota to the toota. It’s a meat product.
This recap brung to you by Kdub. On today. Whatever the day ill.
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I can always count on Kdub to break this fuggery down to the grit
WHAT IN THE WORLD??? Sandra done left y’all in the basement and now she can’t find the key?
Dubb- an ex. I was LIVID. Livid I say.
San ah make ya dance says:
Once…went to my cousins house and they was like you want a icecream sandwich. I said HELLL YEAH (really didn’t say hell) Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread. I was mad at first, that WAS THE BOMB.
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HOLLERING….
San ah make ya dance says:
Once…went to my cousins house and they was like you want a icecream sandwich. I said HELLL YEAH (really didn’t say hell) Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread. I was mad at first, that WAS THE BOMB.
That can’t be real life
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Tis so!!!!!!
Back in the day…grape koolaid with real slices of lemons. That’s livin
YESSSSSSSSSSS gawd.
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back in what day? 18 yo makes this on a REG. Made some last week.
Whodat- Sandra said she is seeing a woman of neutral color, when I asked wtf that meant I listed all possible shades of beige, browns and greys.
she never confirmed.
Once…went to my cousins house and they was like you want a icecream sandwich. I said HELLL YEAH (really didn’t say hell) Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread. I was mad at first, that WAS THE BOMB.
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That can’t be real life
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Shid whachu tom bout my madea did 2 pieces of toast butter on one side with sugar and cinnamon and vanilla ice cream in the middle..it was good and that’s real life
Back in the day…grape koolaid with real slices of lemons. That’s livin
:wails:
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yea it was
Rule of thumb….
Neva eat outside chitlins
595- I wouldn’t dare do that to my baby! They did that to me with turtle meat
We think Sandranetta boo is high yella. Not sure why. I saw her photo’d with a woman long time ago…but I don’t remma her complexion. I was blinded by that RAZOR SHARB crease in her pants. Like half a can of Magic Sizing was used.
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Jesus (LAWD FORGIVE ME)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IN THE WORLD??? Sandra done left y’all in the basement and now she can’t find the key?
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Like the old gospel commersha…
Who in the hail left the gate open….
“Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread.”
So y’all saying Sandramae is chewing on the yt meat nah?
Ty I use Olay Professional PROX Exfoliating Renewal Cleanser its pretty good but I need to try something else..
Well Damn Sandra done left us fo dead in the mercy room. Is she out with the
neutral colored woman having “lunch”?.
I think SR is going to come back with a banger story. Some hot tea
SHE GOTS TO 
Or else I am finna go in on this post and just get even mo ignant
S/N Who do Chitterlings get such a bad rap, what did they ever do to any of you?? Ninjas get emancipated and get grand…
So, I swear my Mama made us those damned struggle hood burgers — you know the ones…hamburger betwixt two pieces of wonder bread. We thought we were doin it bigtime if’n we got homemade french fries, too!!!
I am trying SEW hord not to BOL!
my skin is feeling dry lately an I’m getting pimples
every blue moon.
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Did you change something?
It could be some stress but ehh that would cause pimples that hurt.. Sounds like just a change in seasons tho really..
Can’t stop singing Alabaster Box… and not in the Holy way I should be *sigh*
@ GA something new in your diet or you are not cleansing your face enough. Dry and pimples sounds like combination skin find a good cleanser, something natural preferably
I use black soap and witch hazel so find something that works for dry and oily skin. My skin gets oily around cycle time
Lemon, sea salt and olive oil. Good scrub for entire body
My skin….
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My Star dessert this year? Gingerbread pudding cake/Molasses pudding anyone?
Excited about Nov 25….I
when people ask for recipes and I say I don’t do that…
GAGIRL87 says:
Ty I use Olay Professional PROX Exfoliating Renewal Cleanser its pretty good but I need to try something else..
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You better take your pretty azz on over to the Clinique counter. Tell em Diva sent ya!
Shid whachu tom bout my madea did 2 pieces of toast butter on one side with sugar and cinnamon and vanilla ice cream in the middle..it was good and that’s real life
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Sandwiches… with ice cream in em jeezuz. What is wrong with yall today??
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Thats all I’m saying!
@ThePearl That’s not struggling that’s home made hamburger or cheeseburger
Stop trying to relate!!! 
623- that ish used to be so good! Sheeww we thought we’d be doing it big if we got tomaters and let-us in b/t it too!
Who do Chitterlings get such a bad rap, what did they ever do to any of you?? Ninjas get emancipated and get grand…
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Chitlins is super expensive to buy in the Country Cafe (real name) here. They white folks. Chitlins be like the Sunday “item”
The Pearl! says:
So, I swear my Mama made us those damned struggle hood burgers — you know the ones…hamburger betwixt two pieces of wonder bread. We thought we were doin it bigtime if’n we got homemade french fries, too!!!
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I still makes em, mix that hamburger with that onion soup mix, and as my son say “potatoes act like fries”
shid I bet some of y’all put chicken pot pie in betwixt two slices of break and call it a chicken vegetable sammich
Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl That’s not struggling that’s home made hamburger or cheeseburger
Stop trying to relate!!! 
I swear I was like 
what’s wrong with that? meat and bread nigga. Meat. And. Bread. 
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Its raining in the A, can folks hike in the rain
*bread
@OTB
So, I swear my Mama made us those damned struggle hood burgers — you know the ones…hamburger betwixt two pieces of wonder bread. We thought we were doin it bigtime if’n we got homemade french fries, too!!!
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I was so chubby and greedy. I ate the edges off everybody bread.
Yall know them patties dont be half the size of the Giant slice bread.
Phro- I don’t eat neckbones, pig feet either.
@Gelly
Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl That’s not struggling that’s home made hamburger or cheeseburger Stop trying to relate!!!
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simIlar instead of simUlar = oreo?
@Zoe Sadly, I do not know what either of those items are either…
Phrozen1der says:
S/N Who do Chitterlings get such a bad rap, what did they ever do to any of you?? Ninjas get emancipated and get grand…
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i on’t know why we embarrassed about chitilins..they are eaten all over the world.. ninjas the only ones embarrassed..here is a list of chitlin dishes from around the world so self haters can throw off the yoke of their own oppression…
korean Gopchang pig intestine stew
jun gol korean grilled chitlins
french Andouillette is a coarse-grained sausage made with pork intestines chitterlings, pepper, wine, onions, and seasonings
turkey: kokoretsi stuffed chitlins on a spit
Spain gallinejas pig and sheep intestines
In Poland, chitterlings are called Flaczki and served in soup, with
carrot and pieces of chicken.
other chitlin dishes
phillipines dinuguan
chinchulin is eaten in argetina
chunchule chile
chunchurria columbia
chinchurria venezuela
ecuadot tripa mishqui
tripa mexico (not menudo)
So chitlins are not necessarily a “struggle” food from slave days..if some people don’t like them fine..but to be ashamed of them is the height of self hate.. no racial pride at all it’s sad
my skin is feeling dry lately an I’m getting pimples every blue moon.
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Shid ask Lebron mama, hers mighty shiny up top
Phrozen1der says:
S/N Who do Chitterlings get such a bad rap, what did they ever do to any of you?? Ninjas get emancipated and get grand…
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My mamma and dem eats the pig from the rooter to the toota. I never did….I never ate them EVER.
@ThePearl
I say I don’t do that…
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Stop trying to relate!!!
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BOL!!!! :SO her life BEEN a crystal stair.
#TeamWoodenstairs
@JustLooking I wanted to be able to related to my great aunts and them, so every once in again when they would make them I would eat some.. It’s not a regular thing, so I don’t trip..
) Why did they bring me ice cread in between two slices of bread.
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Take me sweet baby Jesus
Father in law tried to trick 9yoDub into eating a chittlin. She was like 3-4. She ate ALL around it. Even scraped the gravy off the bish (he had put some on there). But she rebuked that ONE LONE chittlin in the NAME OF JESUS. Her daddy ate it. Was like here baby girl gimme that plate. Pa-Pa playing games with you aint he? And dropped it on his plate. She looked so RELIEVED. :crying1:
@ GA something new in your diet or you are not cleansing your face enough
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Ty I have been eating kind of bad and drinking a few sodas here and there
where do you get your black soap from and what brand?
lovezoe says:
Phro- I don’t eat neckbones, pig feet either.
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I do….need some cabbage, yams, mac & cheese, cornbread and pepper sauce!
@OTB “BOL!!!! :SO her life BEEN a crystal stair.
#TeamWoodenstairs”
@ThePearl Said “We only slept on 1,000,000 count sheets when I grew up, and that was 1,000,000 counts of angel blown clouds” #TheStruggle
ice cream sandwiches sold at the store and nothing but bread
Shottt try a burga with some Texas Toast.
Turkey
Beef
Bison
Ostrich
Veggie
Pick your poison. OWWWWWWEEEEEEWWWWW
Who Dat says:
WHAT IN THE WORLD??? Sandra done left y’all in the basement and now she can’t find the key?
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Like the old gospel commersha…
Who in the hail left the gate open….
^^
OH, I didn’t know my log-in wasn’t to be used all willy nilly 
MY BAD!!! 
OutsidetheBox says:
So, I swear my Mama made us those damned struggle hood burgers — you know the ones…hamburger betwixt two pieces of wonder bread. We thought we were doin it bigtime if’n we got homemade french fries, too!!!
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I was so chubby and greedy. I ate the edges off everybody bread.
Yall know them patties dont be half the size of the Giant slice bread.
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even tho we ate stuff like this kool aid etc..etc… you didn’t see too many 250lb sixth graders like you see now…do you ever wonder why?
You better take your pretty azz on over to the Clinique counter. Tell em Diva sent ya!
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Diva I’m on it babes actually I’m on it RIGHT now
@LadieLeo What grade you in now?
#FastAss
Leo
Imagine seeing white women wearing afros everywhere you went. You would laugh too
Even tho Yt women a bunch of haters when it comes to OUR hair 
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This kilt me
I do….need some cabbage, yams, mac & cheese, cornbread and pepper sauce!
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Diva
Sandra done ran off with that neutral chick and left us fo dead
“even tho we ate stuff like this kool aid etc..etc… you didn’t see too many 250lb sixth graders like you see now…do you ever wonder why?”
Because we had to go outside and play, sitting in the house up under grown folks wasn’t an option!!
OutsidetheBox says:
I say I don’t do that…
When we have our retreat, you just volunteered to do the menus and food.
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If you wash dishes,
YO I been planning one of those. I have location picked out and a
Power Point and everything. FOR REAL #don’t judge
….LMAO
I recently started talking to my 9th grade boyfriend.
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Awwww old love
Phrozen1der says:
Stop trying to relate!!!
@ThePearl That’s not struggling that’s home made hamburger or cheeseburger
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I do this all the time. Don’t make sense to buy 8 buns for a burger or two, when I got a whole loaf of bread.
I ain’t buying this…Vannah knew he was a mama’s boy before she agreed to marry him
Vannah aint wanna pose with the three of em cuz she aint need to…
Know i got Star Jones on Steve’s show this am and she is killin me…she sounds extrememly country sittin by Steve today…That would be ok by me if she wasn’t 1000% city girl in the morning next to them othaa folk..I’m not mad at Star tho…she got a cute lil clothing line she made up and it looks good.
@ThePearl Said “We only slept on 1,000,000 count sheets when I grew up, and that was 1,000,000 counts of angel blown clouds” #TheStruggle
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@ThePearl said “I’m Black too, you all! Once the unicorn’s hair was sewn into linens we ate the ground up horns in my mom’s Kitchen sink soup” #TheStruggle
Phrozen1der says:
@LadieLeo What grade you in now? #FastAss
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I’m good and grown now, hell I had to think back 20 years. Yeah I was fast back in the day though…..
I was being “modest” about my skruggles…one time when I was 9 or 10, my Mama looked thru the cabinets for whatever she could scrape together before payday. That night, we had barley-tomato sauce “soup”…but the real kicker? Whilst we all were sittin at the kitchen table eating our “slop” why was our dog (Rusty was his name) on the floe with a bowl of the same damned slop? I’m thinking, “dang, Mama! Couldn’t you have fed us separately so we don’t have to SEE we is eatin the same shyt as Rusty?”
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growin up my neighbor used to BBQ neckbones in the front yard…she always give me some.. them shids was good
Because we had to go outside and play, sitting in the house up under grown folks wasn’t an option!!
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Until the street lights came on and I remember not being able to enter a room while grown folks were talking and congreating they didn’t play that shyt
@OTB *wall slides*
@ThePearl See what you started!!!
Now, you have to go get into a fist fight in the break room…
Yall got me over here thinking about sugar sandwiches and sugar water
Its definitely the pop hun
I use African Black Soap or Ambi black soap (as a back up when my beauty supply runs out). A bar is like $3
U may be able to find it a health store too. Nubian Heritage has a good one as well and they carry that at Walgreens.
Because we had to go outside and play, sitting in the house up under grown folks wasn’t an option!!
i can not stand a kid under some grown folks mouth,…that’s part of the reason they be round here acting grown..
^HELLLLOOOOOO
I also don’t like
1. Grown Woman hair do’s on lil girls
2. Grown azz trends on lil girl clothes either./.
GAGIRL87 says:
I recently started talking to my 9th grade boyfriend.
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Awwww old love
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He is so sweet too….I was like why we stopped talkin….then he started talking bout them stunts I pulled and naming other folk. I was like Lawd I was a mess, hence being single now
GAGIRL87 says:
You better take your pretty azz on over to the Clinique counter. Tell em Diva sent ya!
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Diva I’m on it babes actually I’m on it RIGHT now
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You will love the foaming rinse off cleanser Boo, I promise!!!
growin up my neighbor used to BBQ neckbones in the front yard…she always give me some.. them shids was good
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Mouth watering :bites: I’m gonna ask ma dukes to cook for me Sunday everything that Diva called out on her menu
@ThePearl Ya’ll had a pet though… if he had his shots… =Oreo
do you ever wonder why?
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We used to be shoveling food down our throats so we could get back out the door.
Also, my mama cooked..we had to chase the candy truck for now n laters…and walk to get my step daddy cigarettes.
I’m Black too, you all!
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she don’t even say yall huh Babe
Miany says:
Because we had to go outside and play, sitting in the house up under grown folks wasn’t an option!!
i can not stand a kid under some grown folks mouth,…that’s part of the reason they be round here acting grown..
^HELLLLOOOOOO
I also don’t like
1. Grown Woman hair do’s on lil girls
2. Grown azz trends on lil girl clothes either./.
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yes lawd…if we had more of this nowadays…these chirren wouldn’t be so dayum grown at the ripe ole age of 4.
@Miany Right!!
Sandra done ran off with that neutral chick and left us fo dead
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So you saying she finally transformed into a Black mayne completely..
@ThePearl Said “We only slept on 1,000,000 count sheets when I grew up, and that was 1,000,000 counts of angel blown clouds” #TheStruggle
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gotta admit…I sat here and chortled! Lea me alone, Phro and let me try to relate, dammit!
Nubian Heritage has a good one as well
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What kind of face soap do you currently use? I really like Cetaphil
GAGIRL87 says:
growin up my neighbor used to BBQ neckbones in the front yard…she always give me some.. them shids was good
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Mouth watering :bites: I’m gonna ask ma dukes to cook for me Sunday everything that Diva called out on her menu
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You better fedex me a plate gal….
but she say she dont eat the box so I guess she can’t be the “dude.”
but don’t wanna taste it…alll my lovers gotta taste it… they betta taste it like they like it too
^^ this makes me sad in general… Not talking bout auntie but in general….
I don’t get folk who wanna
The Pearl! says:
@ThePearl Said “We only slept on 1,000,000 count sheets when I grew up, and that was 1,000,000 counts of angel blown clouds” #TheStruggle
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gotta admit…I sat here and chortled! Lea me alone, Phro and let me try to relate, dammit!
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Clinque is good! I use 1 in summer and 2 in winter and josie maran argan oil every other day.
Once every two weeks I use the olive oil, lemon and sea salt scrub.
Fine that’s my serect. BY THE WAY I look 30 something.
#bragging
Miany my lil niece stay up under my sister, and she is too grown
I have to check all the time ….. get some where and play with a child 
I can’t stand that…. My daughter know I don’t play that shyt 
Diva & Ty I’m gonna buy the black soap an the foaming cleanser
LadieLeo says:
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That would be ok by me if she wasn’t 1000% city girl in the morning next to them othaa folk..
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I do that.
I cant be me round this folks MIA. 
OMG
Know i got Star Jones on Steve’s show this am and she is killin me…she sounds extrememly country sittin by Steve today…
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Im not dealing with Star til she gets that hole filled under her arm
Her armpit looks like the “Take A Bite Out of Crime” logo
“I don’t get folk who wanna
but don’t wanna taste it…alll my lovers gotta taste it… they betta taste it like they like it too”
Points of funny in this statement:
1. The word lovers..
2. Taste it like they like it too
*wall slides*
He is so sweet too….I was like why we stopped talkin….then he started talking bout them stunts I pulled and naming other folk. I was like Lawd I was a mess, hence being single now
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Phrozen1der says:
“even tho we ate stuff like this kool aid etc..etc… you didn’t see too many 250lb sixth graders like you see now…do you ever wonder why?”
Because we had to go outside and play, sitting in the house up under grown folks wasn’t an option!!
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That’s true also even tho that food was not necessarily low calorie it wasn’t full of antibiotics, hormones, insecticides, preservatives other various chemicals..there’s a difference between a homemade burger and a mcdonalds burger built to last 20yrs on the shelf.. My doctors says there are studies that show the body is making extra fat cells to store these foreign substances in our bodies because they can’t process and eliminate them. so the body is looking for somewhere to store them..and it in our bigazz stomachs thighs arms legs etc… and it’s making people not only fat but out of proportion too.. that’s why some folk 1x on top and 4x on the bottom…just built bad cause their body is storing chemicals in their hips and its not silicone fix a flat
I remember some guy saying black folks’ dogs aint never seen the inside of the house. Wouldn’t know what color the living room was if a paint chip landed in front of them. All they know is rope and trees.
#norusty
How much longer before this post explodes
2. Taste it like they like it too
, “dang, Mama! Couldn’t you have fed us separately so we don’t have to SEE we is eatin the same shyt as Rusty?”
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WHITE/Well-ta-dew ppl always share meals with their dogs.
@Jenie The minute a little girl arches her back when she been walking, it means she’s been around too many adult.. Ways to remedy it
1. Punch her in the back
2. Make her wear the metal beads until she is 17 in her hair
3. Only let her wear denim skirts to her ankles and bobby socks..
I don’t get folk who wanna but don’t wanna taste it…alll my lovers gotta taste it… they betta taste it like they like it too
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To that last part
What y’all talmbout kids looking in grown folks mouth like my mama and aunts used to say
So who gone watch LLNY? I still say they need to get rid of that and just of ATL.
Hey yaaaaaaall
Diva, Vdot, Gagirl, The Pearl, OTB, Phrozen, Gelly, Ladyleo, Ty, San, dats, dirty, mstaken, Jenie, Who Dat…
Truth be told yall I dunno why i tried but Ima quit tryna do a roll call on a post with 98000000 comments
I dont wonder..
Those where the days. buying kool aid cups from the old lady with the house store, so you steal all the candy when she goes to the freezer #lawdforgiveme
We used to be shoveling food down our throats so we could get back out the door.
Also, my mama cooked..we had to chase the candy truck for now n laters…and walk to get my step daddy cigarettes
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Just Looking says:
Clinque is good!
been using their products since 1982. 
don’t be trying to do the math neither
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For the record, Sandy eats the box. She has since got her Lickher license.
San ah make ya dance says:
I don’t get folk who wanna but don’t wanna taste it…alll my lovers gotta taste it… they betta taste it like they like it too
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somebody wanna taste?
Jeez I cant eeeeven focus.. I am too excited
He is so sweet too….I was like why we stopped talkin….then he started talking bout them stunts I pulled and naming other folk. I was like Lawd I was a mess, hence being single now
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Aint nothing worse then realizing you been an A$$hole since early in life….I thought I just got this petty, mean and all the other negative attributes I so happily bring to the table.
@Miany
@VDot
1. Grown Woman hair do’s on lil girls
2. Grown azz trends on lil girl clothes either./.
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Everytime I say this on FB they be about to die.
Sandy got us trapped on this slave ship tryna recreate 12 years of being a slave. We were free at one time
@LadiLeo
@OTB and @Phro…Ya’ll are killin me! I guess I walked my black ass into that one, didn’t I? Oh, well. What the hell. Must be all this Queen’s English I’m spittin’ b-b-b-but it FEELS like ya’ll is trynta call me an Oreo!
MY-A-KNEEEEEE!!!! <— how I read it
yaw check on Aunt Tea??
@ThePearl Actually I did up above
You only got me by a year or two.
One day I’ll send you a pick, or do you ever flip through the pages of Vouge?
700+ comments
@GAGIRL87 AND DIVA
GAGIRL87 says:
growin up my neighbor used to BBQ neckbones in the front yard…she always give me some.. them shids was good
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Mouth watering :bites: I’m gonna ask ma dukes to cook for me Sunday everything that Diva called out on her menu
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ya’ll aint even say nothin about my neighbor BBQin’ in the frontchard.
#tolerant…
Thanks for understanding my neighborhood it was ghetto/country at the same time…
@Just Murried! :2dance: hey Missus!
she don’t even say yall huh Babe
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“ya’ll aint even say nothin about my neighbor BBQin’ in the frontchard.
#tolerant…”
Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl Ya’ll had a pet though… if he had his shots… =Oreo
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@Phro, man, fugg you, yo! No shots…Rusty was a bootleg german shephard. Aw my damn…I’ve gone and named a breed! #Idothistomyself
Bats Lashes @ FAY FAY…I think I owe you some new pics…
BBW ack like she’on know nobody no mo! :rollseyes:
Zoe
Beta Pearl LL Miany 
<—APB for Aunt Tea
We don’t know where she is Fay. She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
Couldn’t you have fed us separately so we don’t have to SEE we is eatin the same shyt as Rusty?”
she know she was eating Fancy Feast
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:wails: Rusty was looking like uppity negroes oh how the mighty have fallen
on another note
She lying
GellySammich says:
We don’t know where she is Fay. She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
deadddddddddddddddddddd to the bedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
@ThePearl Was he purchased, or found in a park?
damn sholl dew! *looks at :cell * & checks email
@OTb…aint that how you know you’re right tho???/ if everyone on facebook get mad at you, that means you’ve told the truth
yall laughing but yall ladies kno what i mean… dont nobody wanna get no half azzed
BBW ack like she’on know nobody no mo! :rollseyes:
Hey sistah from another mistah How u doing 
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She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
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Me pissing on myself >.
We don’t know where she is Fay. She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
all this time i thought i was gwan be some LSLH chic!
is we almost at 800 comments
i’s i’m tweaking?
One day I’ll send you a pick, or do you ever flip through the pages of Vouge?
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FAY where my body polisher?
Somebody done stoled it? 
GellySammich says:
We don’t know where she is Fay. She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
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And this is the fukkery I come back to….700+ comments skrong
She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
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#ol’kanye I miss him!
GellySammich says:
We don’t know where she is Fay. She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
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Shole did…
Was he purchased, or found in a park?
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@Mis-taken
OutsidetheBox says:
, “dang, Mama! Couldn’t you have fed us separately so we don’t have to SEE we is eatin the same shyt as Rusty?”
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I know this was supposed to endear you to us but
WHITE/Well-ta-dew ppl always share meals with their dogs.
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She got on and left our ass for a white girl
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FayFay-
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I saw a hi-lo dress in the girl’s section. Um,
Is that Phro? :wave:
EYEhort- So I take it I won this challenge by default huh?
745 comments!!! hey ya’ll
I am about to go home in a minute and have been comment on Lambo salamander eyes since 10 am. DO BETTER
@ThePearl You really did tho..
@ZoeB
She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
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#ol’kanye I miss him!
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Sent it to info @ land….
Left my phone at home today….
Was he purchased, or found in a park?
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She got on and left our ass for a white girl.
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#ol’kanye I miss him!
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yeah he did what they do when they get a YT..got all corny and talkin like a valley girl or sumthin
WHO did It???
yeah he did what they do when they get a YT..got all corny and talkin like a valley girl or sumthin
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This is only temporary..
“my 9th grade now grown up boo”
This name though…
my 9th grade now grown up boo calmly said, “That’s how they do in the hood”. The police came twice but much didn’t get out of hand. My 9th grade now grown up boo calmly said, “This was a good party, nobody got shot”. I was like
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LadieLeo says:
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Damn we stuck in here like Chris Brown is stuck in DC.
We waiting on a post like CB waiting on his arraignment;daFuGG
I was all surprised they had a child out there with all that nasty music, folks shakin their behind and folks smokin weed….
^^ Did the “child” in question have on 20- inch Peruvian hurr??
A random tweet i just say
Is the commercialization of Halloween a sly effort to get people to worship the devil?
Was he purchased, or found in a park
Now Killer, blacky, sampson, max, kobe, lebron, jordan. those dogs were found in the park
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His name was Rusty, that name was given
“This was a good party, nobody got shot”.
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I finally become the sacrificial lamb led to slaughter
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Aint right if you aint been dragged up in here cause of your Black. Each of us has a special My Black in America story to be laughed at.
You see some folks stay quiet.
Just Looking says:
You only got me by a year or two.
One day I’ll send you a pick, or do you ever flip through the pages of Vouge?
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chile you knows it….Sandra put the yt girl down and come back to your blog hunni….
102813_kanye_power106_launchThe Louis Vuitton Don is no more … Kanye West is now trashing the upscale brand for screwing their customers … and claims he won’t design for L.V. again.
Kanye says he’d turn the designer down, if asked again … mostly because of the outrageous amount they charge for their products.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Couldn’t you have fed us separately so we don’t have to SEE we is eatin the same shyt as Rusty?”
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Rusty was looking like uppity negroes oh how the mighty have fallen
on another note
She lying she know she was eating Fancy Feast
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Ya’ll been playin nice all this time just waiting for a nigra to fukc up so you could POUNCE! I hope ya’ll is enjerin yoselfs!
Phrozen1der says:
“my 9th grade now grown up boo”
This name though…
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Ion have time to remember names so I just give everbody a nickname, of course I remember the names of the guys I deal with but not my friends but to make it fair across the board everybody get a nickname. The last dude I was seeing was just sorta sweet. We call him TS short for “The Sissy” I refuse to be worth a dayum I know.
Everybody dogs was named Rusty, Killer or Smokey back in the day
We waiting on a post like CB waiting on his arraignment;daFuGG
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And she is going to post the bomb post after I am going to
“This was a good party, nobody got shot”.
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I just fugging hollered!
@ThePearl
Miany says:
I was all surprised they had a child out there with all that nasty music, folks shakin their behind and folks smokin weed….
some had a mixture of yaki straight and negro natural
^^ Did the “child” in question have on 20- inch Peruvian hurr??
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I think it was 22 inch Maylasian…..
Now Killer, blacky, sampson, max, kobe, lebron, jordan. those dogs were found in the park
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“The last dude I was seeing was just sorta sweet. We call him TS short for “The Sissy” I refuse to be worth a dayum I know.”
How can I block her??
YT People lose their minds when a sista takes out the weave….
Jennifer Hudson chops off all her hair, debuts chic pixie cut!
I’m surprised they didn’t have it in caps like Antagonists ass
(anyone seent her, btw?)
Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl Was he purchased, or found in a park?
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Nucca, we fount Rusty’s ass some-damned-where and when he wandered his rusty arse away from home, we didn’t go lookin for him!
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
We waiting on a post like CB waiting on his arraignment;daFuGG
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And she is going to post the bomb post after I am going to
~
Gone\leave then
Where in the World is Sandra?
1. Mabye she flew into DC to cover Chris Brown
2. Or Skype with Judge, helping Chris get out of jail.
Kanye West is now trashing the upscale brand for screwing their customers … and claims he won’t design for L.V. again.
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but he got wife beaters that cost $099.99 SHUT UP YOU WENCH. I bet your drawls big and stanky
@ThePearl
If he is pictured ANYWHERE in family photos then….
OutsidetheBox says:
“This was a good party, nobody got shot”.
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I just fugging hollered!
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He had me scared before I got there I was moving all round the yard and the house, he was like the kinds of guns they have will shoot through the house. I was like Lawd I’m too old for this!!!! But all in all I got drunk and that’s a good party for me! Oh and I didn’t get shot
Gone\leave then
*
me up 77
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Luv you ain’t said nothing but a word
8*lams my desk drawer shut*
*logs off
@LadieLeo
You knew to keep moving, you were good..
Diva says:
Just Looking says:
You only got me by a year or two.
One day I’ll send you a pick, or do you ever flip through the pages of Vouge?
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chile you knows it…
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Well
Gone\leave then
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ust Looking says:
Where in the World is Sandra?
1. Mabye she flew into DC to cover Chris Brown
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Ive been saying this since 1pm. First appearance started at 1pm,chris was #71
So we wait
Just Looking says:
Where in the World is Sandra?
1. Mabye she flew into DC to cover Chris Brown
2. Or Skype with Judge, helping Chris get out of jail.
3. Peepa watching with her pink toe, laughing at the Sistas wearing weave
Phrozen1der says:
“The last dude I was seeing was just sorta sweet. We call him TS short for “The Sissy” I refuse to be worth a dayum I know.”
How can I block her??
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What??? Don’t do me like that…..what I’m nice and ish…sponsor a pigmy child in the rain forest of Ethopia
Ya’ll been playin nice all this time just waiting for a nigra to fukc up so you could POUNCE! I hope ya’ll is enjerin yoselfs!
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that’s how they do you
*points to VDot and Luv*
I am kind and loving
*giggles into hand like Lucy Lui*
@LadieLeo You aint shyt..
What made dude sweet though??
datsmdubya2u says:
~
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shyte once we got past 1000 comments
Lawd I’m too old for this!!!!
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Me at the block porty when some baby mamas was bout to get to fighting.
LadieLeo says:
Phrozen1der says:
“The last dude I was seeing was just sorta sweet. We call him TS short for “The Sissy” I refuse to be worth a dayum I know.”
How can I block her??
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What??? Don’t do me like that…..what I’m nice and ish…sponsor a pigmy child in the rain forest of Ethopia<-Thats what Nice people do!
Phrozen1der says:
@LadieLeo You aint shyt.. What made dude sweet though??
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and say stuff like my booty tight….I was like n you gay!
he use to act gay, like ask me if my gay homeboy was a top or bottom
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
*giggles into hand like Lucy Lui*
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Bish!
Arlington TX police send in an unmanned helicopter to “surveillance” an apartment complex for a man holed up in an apartment after a shooting
They sending the Drones in on Pookie and nem!….we knew it was coming!
3. Peepa watching with her pink toe, laughing at the Sistas wearing weave
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Crakkas LOVE peepah watching.
tho. 
My sista sent me text…that there were hella people at court house. Hearing didn’t even start yet….
I on really care….Cause he gonna learn one day….
When you young black, wealthy and famous.
You can’t be in the streets after a certain time..
I ain’t famous and adhere to these rules…..
Y’all remember when I told y’all about the 18 y/o aunt and how her and her b/f broke up b/c he questioned who my sis was (she’s a stud), then got back together with in a few hours? Well they broke up again..this time b/c of her attitude..
her latest status : Single Is What I’m Yellin And Money Is What I’m Gettin!!
#WorkFlow$$$
the status before that: I’ve Been Gettin Money ,, WHERE THAA FUCK YUU BEEN??!!
and the one before that: This Ni.gga Want Me To Change How I Act And My Attitude Or We Gon Be “Done”. Well Ig We Done Cuz Lil Did Yuu Know, _________ _________ Ain’t Gon Change For NOBODY, If Yuu Can’t Deal With ME Then That’s Yo Problem, Yuu Can Get Thaa Steppin Cuz Ima Be Me Until Thaa Day I Die… POINT BLANK!
he just said they were working on it now… I guess he just now got a job and b/4 he was a live in bf…
What??? Don’t do me like that…..what I’m nice and ish…sponsor a pigmy child in the rain forest of Ethopia<-Thats what Nice people do!
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yes Luv that's what we do……
Somebody page Sandrarose!!!! This shyt is getting redamdickalous
Hello Have Lady Leo Son Mentor Chris B…He sound like he got a clue..
Or least lil dude is funny
“he use to act gay, like ask me if my gay homeboy was a top or bottom
and say stuff like my booty tight….I was like n you gay!”
Why fo Sandra is leaving her garden for the bush?
.I was like n you gay!
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Leo :crying1: You used to keep me in stitches bout him.
Why you didnt keep up with him for the Blog’s benefit? I entertain the Wrapper solely hoping to score for yall!
#selfless
Lawd I’m too old for this!!!!
at the club when my sister graduated last month
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Me at the block porty when some baby mamas was bout to get to fighting.
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Me almost
Kanye says he’d turn the designer down, if asked again … mostly because of the outrageous amount they charge for their products.
I wonder what the real reason behind this is…i mean it’s LV…I’ve been wanting a Monogram luggage set since I was like 9 but I aint got it… I can’t afford it so I ain’t buyin it…ion know why he’d REALLY be mad at em for charging what they want, especially since they’ve been taxin folk before he designed for em the first time….
the Pearl…you’re good. You’re ok. I appreciate your unique brand of Blackness
^^
No Razz we don’t remember
you got too many lame people with problems 
I fonted that from my car. Staring at Luv
OTB – I had to let him lone cause he had the nerve be nassy wit his gay self….we watching First 48 and next thing you know he got my first 3 toes in his mouth. I can’t be giving my good stuff to TS.
Wait… Somebody got an 18 yr old “aunt” dating their stud sister?
Wtf?
@OTB
so…this stale azz post STILL ridin huh??
Me almost
at the club when my sister graduated last month
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BOL!!!!!!
I was telling somebody I used to be able to stay up for three days straight. No the sun set and I’m longing for bed. 
I slept thru my bday this year.
My status the next day was, “I need new friends who will wake me.”
“LadieLeo says:
OTB – I had to let him lone cause he had the nerve be nassy wit his gay self….we watching First 48 and next thing you know he got my first 3 toes in his mouth. I can’t be giving my good stuff to TS.”
But WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
Why fo Sandra is leaving her garden for the bush?
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Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl If he is pictured ANYWHERE in family photos then….
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Not nary a photo of ole Rusty. Hell, ain’t many pics of my little brother, Michael either! #Gimmebackmystrugglecard
Yuu
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This the only thing I’m questioning.
Why the kids do this y’all? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
No Razz we don’t remember
you got too many lame people with problems 
I fonted that from my car. Staring at Luv
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@ThePearl
““I need new friends who will wake me.””
Sandra necer busy on a Monday like this tho!
…you’re good. You’re ok. I appreciate your unique brand of Blacknes
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@Man- My 18 y/o aunt is with some negro and they are always fighting especially on FB
One day I fonted how my sis (who is a stud) and I were trolling b/c she is always so dramatic on FB.. they broke up b/c he questioned who my sis was probably thinking she was some high yelluh nicca…
I know the stud/lessie talk peeked your interests huh?
:waves:everybody
cause he had the nerve be nassy wit his gay self….
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:crying1: Real turrs.
Phrozen1der don’t be
at me….Ion know why I tend to get myself into such foolishness. He did some other way nassie stuff too but it ain’t Friday. Yall remember my boy bestie that ain’t even start tossing the salad til right before he married someone else? I know some characters.
@OTB The Audacity..
Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
@Taken-
ain’t my fault they lame cause bish I’m fabulous! *snaps fanguhs* 
don’t crash 
j/p
@LAdieLeo I’m in tears laughing at your ass..
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
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send me your email addy agane boo!
@RAZZLE
“I know the stud/lessie talk peeked your interests huh? ”
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Attracted me like Chris Brown to an altercation!
Yall remember my boy bestie that ain’t even start tossing the salad til right before he married someone else?
so what happened after the wedding?
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I remmma this
“Attracted me like Chris Brown to an altercation!”
Like a moth to a flame…
Diva says:
Why fo Sandra is leaving her garden for the bush?
****
@DIVA
“Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
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send me your email addy agane boo!
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:stop:
Not you, Diva… not you! You are exempt from this request!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
AND she got good credit!
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The gravie is just for yew..
CB
<—altercations
That nigga got rich folks prollems. I want somebody to slap his ass fr fr.
Diva says:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
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send me your email addy agane boo!
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(in my Bernie Mac voice) It’s about to be some trouble, trouble
I remmma this so what happened after the wedding?
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He has had a series of heatlh issues has been in the hospital 3 times since the wedding and I told him that heffa tryin to kill him and ion like her fat a$$. I apologized the next day and ish but I ain’t mean it.
I LiKe how I igg my boss calling me at 4:30 on the dot.Fugg outta here!
RAZZLE! That gravi, yo
#Shame
@Raz n Luv I was in the parking deck
Now at a light but about to the get the kiddies so no more SR
Kanye need to have all the seats in the Ancient Roman Colosseum.
He ain’t say ish when the handed his ass that check!
emotional whinin azz
alright folk, I’m out this bih
Miany says:
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@Miany, thanks!
Has anyone heard of Julep box? Thinking about ordering….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
“Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
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send me your email addy agane boo!
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:stop:
Not you, Diva… not you! You are exempt from this request!
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Now see here you go agane…you admitted to stalking meh and loving me and now this… :sadface:
@KY CAKES
“Um… My birthday is not this Wednesday, but next Wednesday, so all the fine hoes can email me azz and titty shots!
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send me your email addy agane boo!
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(in my Bernie Mac voice) It’s about to be some trouble, trouble
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See, SOME folk get salty after they talk bout you and you talk bout them!
Yes I didnt get here till 10. But the way my hair and genetics is set up…I got to go home and do it now so that it can be dry by tomm.
I look like Blue tuhday. Curls just..
undefined as hail. Bye yall. 
We watching Ratchet TeeVee tonight yes, late night kids?.
C’yall later.
@DIVA
I said I was stalking KINGSTON.
YOU, are NO Kingston.
Julep box?
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Skerrrrttttttttttttt. I will text you. I love their polish. And lipsticks. I’m a Maven.
So bored today……
Stuffing, Catalan-style, which has pork sausage, prunes, dried apricots, pine nuts, and dried figs”
This sound like savory fruit cake.
few mo minutes, dam u 45 min. lunch
Phrozen1der says:
@ThePearl
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Thank Yew…cuz the skruggle was real up in here this afternoon!
@Mac – Should have known….I left my mobile device at the crib….But please send details, will respond in about 1 hour.
@OTB./..
by galll… I’m with you cuz if you see my hurr today 
I’m out too homies/homettes….
@ThePearl
Indeed!
I hate all yall heaux who get to go home now…
I’m deep in this biish til 11 pm 
Welp guess I’ll waddle my big ass to the store for some snacks.
OutsidetheBox says:
****
nohting unique about that particular brand of blackness!
GellySammich says:
see I’m hating that she aint gotta stay around but I’d never try to come between a preggo & snack time…
Welp guess I’ll waddle my big ass to the store for some snacks.
^^
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DIVA
I said I was stalking KINGSTON.
YOU, are NO Kingston.
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NEWSFLASH and you sir or no Boris
*are
Mama Joyce is visibly upset
OutsidetheBox says:
Gay folk wanna make saying the word ‘gay’ a criminal act… unless you’re sayin “I love gays” they wanna chop your head off bout this gay shiii but being a racist is normal for em… they don’t fight over racist statements, they don’t fight over racist azz halloween costumes and pics. When they are racist it’s called free speech. 
I’m over their azzez
“I’m not into this gay sh*t, I’m into boxing.”
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Aunt Tea not saying I need help but help me find the “slur” here.
I swear Harvey wanna piece of Chris. And not in a rink. Maybe a skating rink.
^^
She got on and left our ass for a white girl
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yall go on twiiter and check Auntie’s pulse, rub some spritz under her nose to make sure she is alert or something
Im starting to worry :nailbite:
@Luvn.. I hear Trey Songz went to the courthouse to support Chris…
I dunno what’s going on? Is Chris even THERE?
@Miany, Try is there waiting for him to be arraigned.
There’s a delay in the proceedings due to over crowding, all POTUS fault
Dang Sandra really aint come back!
Hope Sandra is enjoying her Spa Treatment
@DIVA
EVERYONE say I look just like Boris!
You just hatin!
Why da hell did Keyshia Cole call Boobie “poor lil tink tink”
Who doesn’t read these damn comments
my gawd
i just watched vid of Trey coming into the courtroom.
Those gals was going bONKERS!
TY
WHY WOULD she call her hubby that? on twitter?
@TY….
what was keyshia referring to??
love Trey.
@Luvn.. gurrrl just be glad they ain’t throw no panties… shiii the ladies. Especially those die hard types that show up at the courthouse to support a stranger
@ Luv on Instagram
go to pissoB
Damn 900 suntin comments
They now saying the police got Breezy and his bodyguard confused. That’s right cuz we all look alike.
Chris Brown fan is dragging riceakes for dear life for partying last nite.
i wish ya’ll kid see the pic some1 just tweeted to her.
“better get ready for ur new job”
An asian lady peddling Fruits
SMGDH
that show up at the courthouse to support a stranger
love Trey.
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@MIANY EYE C!
when u get a chance go to g l o b a l g r i n d and see the vid
lovezoe says:They now saying the police got Breezy and his bodyguard confused
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I do not feel sorry for kittyfkakl
Miany says:
OutsidetheBox says:
“I’m not into this gay sh*t, I’m into boxing.”
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Aunt Tea not saying I need help but help me find the “slur” here.
I swear Harvey wanna piece of Chris. And not in a rink. Maybe a skating rink.
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harvey throw shade on any black man with money very prejudiced IMO… and them ninja that work there is scared as 12 years a slave be sitting there like
Hey Miany :wave:
KC is saying he made her feel special but he does that for everyone
followed by U don’t even knoh & poor lil tink tink
@ Luv what else are they saying
@DATSMDUBYA
this probably why they never like me…I don’t do small talk with em so they never have anything to use against me but the minute yt say some racist shii round me I give em the “dont make me call equal oppourtunity on you” look.. HR is ALWAYS a call away. make me feel uncomfortable for being black and I will MAKE yo azz go look for a new job FOH…I am so sick of racist. I feel like most of em secretly wish they could be black just so they know how it “feels” to be black.
(<~~~~ really a bird) at em all
I see em a mile away and chuck the
@ Miany
DATSMDUBYA
this probably why they never like me…I don’t do small talk with em
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exactly..i don’t say nuthin to em that not work related..i don’t like em and i don’t want them to be comfortable enough around me to say anything halfway sideways
@ty…Keyshia’s tweets sayin it wasn’t bout Boobie…
Yeah, I’m not understanding…how so many people were in front of this hotel, it’s usually crawling with POLICE, it’s steps away from Whitehouse….
Anyhoo, I’m sure the management is not happy. A woman fell off the rooftop of this hotel a couple of years ago.
Chris out of Jail….on Bail but where is Sandra Mae?
This is not like her? I hope all is well..
#seriously
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SR, Blink ONCE if you’re ok!
*sets up a tent & goes back to read this 900+ post*
I’m still looking for Sandra (Future Voice)
It took me 6 mins to scroll to the bottom to comment. My poor thumb. I orgasm quicker than that. Night crew is excused for tonight. We shall reconvene 2moro. Bye Ashy
@Sandra you receive one demerit for this evening
@Sandra Kelly on Jimmy Kimmel. Ok. Black is beautiful.
Dammit where’s 76 more poster’s at?
I wanted to be the 1,000th
Nah but seriously, Sandra I hope everything is ok
Or… that you somewhere, wait how did you tell me
“making love”
69.Imagine seeing white women wearing afros everywhere you went. You would laugh too.
by Sandra Rose on Oct 28, 2013 at 12:29 pm
I hate to break it to you Sis, but they’re going to laugh regardless. They see us as less than, inferior, submissive. If we aren’t on the court, on the field, or in a roll of submission, they don’t accept us. Attended a meeting about this horrible trend of Blacks in roles of submission being the only thing White people are willing to flock to when the movie is predominately Black. Interesting stuff. White man beats big Black man into submission on Walking Dead. Angela Bassett is a n*gger witch, and so on. Interesting stuff.
Anyway, if you think they aren’t laughing at you, I suggest you search your name over at l#pstickalley. It was awhile ago that someone linked to a story, I believe it was Salon? maybe ga*ker. It was about you, Stacey Dash, some retweets between you and theblackconservative, and a few others who share right wing values. They quoted some tweets. It was all good, and kinda seemed that indeed Black people are jumping off the Obama ship. However, the comments told the real story. Share their values or not, you were still called a few choice words by some of the commenters. White commenters. Comparisons were made about the way you look, the way the black Republican girl looks and the way Stacey looks. Things like well take Stacy, they can have the other one…The lipstick people tore into you because of this as well. So, yeah. Even in all your natural glory, they still talked about the way you looked. Ijs…We can try all we want. Weaves, wigs, contacts, what have you, well never be White. Nor will we ever be completely embraced. You can denounce Obama, wave your confederate flag, do all that your lil heart desires. All they see is your skin color. Proven by the choice to dress up in Black face.
When I dress up as Superman, I don’t paint my face white. However, when they dress up as a Black character, that is indeed, all they see. Your color. The Trayvon costume could have been just as effective with the hoodie and blood, but its his color that they see. His color they despise, not his hair. Dumb ass from dancing with the stars saw a BLACK actress she wanted to portray, not an actress. This is a hair thing? They’re laughing because of our hair choices? Naw. They’re laughing because we are a joke to them. We are Shaneyneys and Bonquifas. It ain’t a hair thing baby. But good luck with that
sr *taps the mic* are you ok?
Oh I just love my Bren
he always brings it with his font 
A.J. says:
Gloria male pal looks like he has down-syndrome.
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When I dress up as Superman, I don’t paint my face white. However, when they dress up as a Black character, that is indeed, all they see. Your color
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*stands up in my chair at work with tears in my eyes*
BRAVO SIR BRAVO
But for real all jokes aside…. has anyone heard from SR? Any twatters on here? I don’t twat so…. I am nervous.
If this is the last post we ever have on here know that I e love all of you and you have a special place in my
If this isn’t the last post I take all that mushy ish back
Yall be taking us to school in here… snickers
Somebody hold me.. it’s cold in here
i is WORRIED about Sandra!
is she been on the twotter? hole me Taken! 
We need a new post so we can discuss LHHNY
Why is somebody in my office eating what smells like an Italian sub at 8:30 in the morning
It’s stomach rule that you cannot eat cold cuts that early. Somebody is going to have the BGs come 10 am
for SR and everyone else to wake up 
I have so mannie things to talk about. LHHNY
FAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :runsintoyourarms:
I lub you hold meh :hugs:
I am so scared
she aint tweeted in 20 hours lawd!
Zoe
finna get ready for work. i know SANDRA ROSE betta be back by time i get to woyk!
FayFay
hey boo!
some done masked up and Kidnapped sandra
EYEluminatti
Bey/Jays camp
pres.Obama’s administration
or aliens came for her\zapping her with the MkUltra??
morning,
Ya’ll 
Sandy probably trying to teach us a lesson for talking about her Caucasian persuasion
she aint tweeted in 20 hours lawd!
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*throws a hissy fit with snot running down my nose and eye buggers*
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :wails:
FIGHTS THE BLOG AIR :windmills: WHYYYYYYYYYY DOOOOO YOU TAKE THE YOUNG ONES TO GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MEEEEE CATCHING THE GHOST
Sandy probably trying to teach us a lesson for talking about her Caucasian persuasion
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But I ain’t say nuffin (my childhood slogan)
I should not be punished for the actions and words of others. That’s communist.
*arms crossed on my chest pouting*
Dirty30Heart says:
We STILL in here?
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:wails:
I have so much font to give today too .. such a waste
I’m utterly confrused
ovezoe says:
We need a new post so we can discuss LHHNY
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Morning folks
Girllllllllllll just when I thought that they couldn’t find anyone worse than Stebbie J, here comes the DOG of the year Peter Gunz
I bet if I mentioned Mrs. Harris in a disparaging manner she’d show up
I have so much font to give today too .. such a waste
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Me too. Me too. *wall slides*
I’m tired of seeing Lebron and his brother daddy eerrtime I refresh this post
I bet if I mentioned Mrs. Harris in a disparaging manner she’d show up
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Don’t do it. Please don’t do it.
Dirty30 :stop: Given the current circumstances I am willing to be today is not the day to show your
Bnatural- dude is a bum.
I’m tired of seeing Lebron and his brother daddy
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Not his diddy brother. Well that was the first funny of the morning
Oh I got it. Maybe SR has a thing going where if she gets to 1000 comments on a thread she gets a prize. Like a new backpack. I am going to make her dreams come true
*clicks heels together*
HELP
SANDRA
lovezoe says:
I bet if I mentioned Mrs. Harris in a disparaging manner she’d show up
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Don’t do it. Please don’t do it.
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GET
HER
BACKPACK
Nelly in this Cheerios commercial. Get paper dude
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Dirty30 Given the current circumstances I am willing to be today is not the day to show your
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I’m not gonna show my
round here never no more 
:
What did y’all do to Sandra? *scrolls up*
Sooooo, um other than zoe and I, who else saw Love and Hip Hop New York last night?
Thoughts? It appears as though this season will be better than last seasons…I didn’t even watch that entire season
Sooooo, um other than zoe and I, who else saw Love and Hip Hop New York last night?
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So are we just going to go ahead and do it here? Now? In this funky old post? I hate repeating font. Sheesh.. Let me think about it
good morning
Y’all know what
The other day in that football post, someone said notice how all the insanely hot (insert occupation here) is always white.
Then Sandra said in response: you know black people aren’t photogenic
That got my wheels to turning about this whole deep rooted self hate issue that so many of us have. Then I finds out today that auntie sucking (and she IS sucking) on some neutral colored pussCEE talking about whites laughing at blacks over hair…
Sondra
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Sooooo, um other than zoe and I, who else saw Love and Hip Hop New York last night?
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a hot mess
69 says:
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Did ya miss me?
I will say this about LLHH, the minute I looked at Peter Gunz, I knew had Ike in him. He got crazy eyes
*slams the piano shut*
Not today! Too many fonts have died over silliness. I refuse to sit back and watch
Also
Notice how the only two LSLH blacks that get a pass EVERYTIME on this blog are also black mixed with WHITE
there are some other things that have come to my attention that leads me to believe that Sondra isn’t as ok with being black as SHE wants US to be.
But I want my log in to stay for another day so I’m out:
Dirty
Ion know you, do I
Diva is the onliest one that
at me 
69 says:
Also
Notice how the only two LSLH blacks that get a pass EVERYTIME on this blog are also black mixed with WHITE
there are some other things that have come to my attention that leads me to believe that Sondra isn’t as ok with being black as SHE wants US to be.
But I want my log in to stay for another day so I’m out:
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So you just gone leave without greeting me?
I thought you loveded meeeee 
69 says:
Dirty
Ion know you, do I
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405 BABY!!
How many comments are in this post
Auntie
paging auntie
Dirty
I can’t see gravis ratt now. I’m sorry baby. I don’t know who you is but if I loveded you before, I love you now. I sorry
Stands in the middle of the blog like Martin Luther King “My brothers and sisters this is not the way to make amends (read: get a new post). We have to meet anger and bitterness with love and understanding for our brothers and sisters
Wait a minute… walks back in nosey.. what you said? Who here getting font passes? 
I got Indian in my family. Real talk :tea
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Notice how the only two LSLH blacks that get a pass EVERYTIME on this blog are also black mixed with WHITE
405
(From the Color Purple)
Me and you never part
*needle scratches*
oh chit done got REAL i see!
stay away from the light carol anne!
this rusty azz post STILL up???? Chile
GellySammich says:
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I’m not racist. My mama look almost white
#chitwhitepeoplewouldsay
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Real talk though… My mom actually looks and speaks white (when she’s being professional)
Good morning roses! I hope Sandra is ok.. I made breakfast with organic cage free eggs and turkey bacon.
EYE hort!
gm babycakes!
69
ok i’m out!
>>>pewn
ps
somebody page meh if we get a
69 says:
405
(From the Color Purple)
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Me and you never part
Fay Bay!
:hugs:
it ALWAYS happen when posts get these many comments
it’s a curse!
ok i’m gone fa reah dis time
Only 8 more fonts until we get to 1000 and what I hope to be our freedom:pray:
69-
Bren-
Errybody else-
Mistaken
Monica Denise Arnold Brown & Tameka Harris
Bren…you broke that shyt down like science. Bravo!
oh @69 I thought you meant posters not celebs. I would have never asked
can somebody erase that font?
pardon my rudeness Pearl, GM!
<—my diamond rang from B
iHeart…
Only 8 more fonts until we get to 1000 and what I hope to be our freedom
<— auntie sippin her coffee. What y'all done did
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Fay
Why you
me? I’m telling the troof. 
405
Don’t you start no mo shyt, like you did last go round. You hea me.
Wait…is that Sisqo???!
Taken
wth in yo gravi mami?
we made it to 1000 comments
*shimmers*
no give us free
Somebody let me know when we free please….
we could be having so much fun right now
Razzle :rollseyes:
I dare somebody do a roll call nah
69
*whispa*
on front skreet!
u gotta take a side skreet or sum bruh
Fay- some DIRTY FOOT hoe!
Why Fay that is the dirt/grime on Peter Gunz’s feet from LHHNY. I call him Bookie Feet
@69 I be good
Yew luhv meh!
I dare somebody do a roll call nah
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And I dare them to do it with our original names.
got me up hurr listenin to Beyonce rockin back & forf
i don’t MUCH about algebuh!
:flickslighter:
i’s feelin outta sorts :/
@Future.. sadly it’s been the same 40 of us posting on this thread since yesterday. We on a 24 hour post watch..
#TEAMETERNALPOST
Razzmatazz & Taken
lawd i can c the dirt from here!
We need a #manufacturedcrisis
We on a 24 hour post watch.
gawd yew mek me SICK!
But on some real shyt
Folks do always get
in these long ass post like this one. That’s why I’m out. I’ll catch y’all next go round 
Sandra sinners have souls too (Shug voice)
We love you. Come back to us. Give us free
:wails: <real tears cause I’mm have to work
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
got me up hurr listenin to Beyonce rockin back & forf
i don’t MUCH about algebuh!
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But I got YEW! :singing:
We need a #manufacturedcrisis
ashiddd! we in a reah life one ret nah wiff SR bein missin!
We need a #manufacturedcrisis
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no :stop: this crisis is real
Why Fay that is the dirt/grime on Peter Gunz’s feet from LHHNY. I call him Bookie Feet
I can’t stand bare feet for that very reason.
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*pulls 69 back in here*
this my last post since before 1000 
You can’t throws rocks and hide your hands
Me and Fay been like
:newpost:?:newpost: :alert: