President Obama’s mishap-riddled Affordable care Act continues to be an embarrassment to his administration. The website that is supposed to give Americans access to the insurance exchanges is still badly broken. The White House admits that only 456,000 out of 30 million qualified Americans have signed up for health insurance. The Obama administration still refuses to release the actual number of total policies sold through the exchanges.
If all of that wasn’t bad enough; Obama’s best friend — and staunchest supporter — Queen Oprah refuses to endorse the problem-plagued ObamaCare.
From AllPac:
The all time queen of talk shows, Oprah Winfrey, reportedly declined an invitation from Obama for a meeting aimed at helping to convince the American public to accept Obamacare.
Obama’s senior adviser, Valerie Jarrett, called Oprah and requested for her to join a select group of celebrities to meet with the president and talk about how they could create acceptance of his landmark health care reform.
Oprah reportedly refused.
“All of Oprah’s top people thought she would go, because when the president invites you to the White House, most people automatically say yes,” Oprah’s closest adviser said. “But Oprah said she didn’t have the time or inclination to go.”
“It wasn’t like she had to think it over,” the source added. “It was an immediate, flat-out, unequivocal no.”
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Hey
can anyone tell me a legit background check company that I can use TIA
Right when I post
Oprah still mad they aint let her get that purse
She mad bout something?
She busy but she aint that busy. Lawd Ms. Sophia dunn shaded the Pres.
Let me go find
the realanother story.Obama Care doesnt need anyone’s support. It has already passed and been enacted.
They just have to fix the problems.
It was, and is, a good idea that was a loooooooooong time coming. It should have been done when they did the “War on Poverty” way back in the gap. That a big issue they left out. I don’t care if it takes a few years to get straight (it won’t be years) this was one of the best decisions any President has made in a while.
Maybe she was busy with her OWN network on the dates requested
Back to Bruce tho:
Bruce looks like when he goes to the nail shop he gets a full wax and gel tips
Bruce looks like all his drawls got piss stains from tucking
Bruce looks like he uses his daughters pictures to catfish young boys
Sandra and these pics tho..

My Godmother is busy…
Not only did she say no. She sent some no name junior staffer.

Black girls Rock.
So Kanye West brought a fake Jesus on stage??? I am a week behind. Lord please somebody find this boy soul. I told you I think he sold it when they put the metal chip in his mouth so he could rap
***Morning Glory****
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Wanted to help you out there Sandra…

You’re welcome.
Phrozen1der says:
My Godmother is busy…
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Where have you been? Ask your Godmother if I can hold a dolla.
Sandra and these pics tho..


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BOL!!! Cant tell her nuthin Bruh.
Really
@ Man. I don’t think she’s fat. Just thick
Someone said this on Facebook this morning, and I agree. “We’re still trying to fix the glitches in the society from slavery, and the civil rights movement. A few glitches in a website fails in comparison”
@Anna
Bruce looks like he uses his daughters pictures to catfish young boys
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Dear copy editor(s) at AllPac:
Fugg yall mmmkay? For on REPEAT referring to the highest office in THIS land as “president”. It’s a proper noun. Person, place, thing and/or title. Yes, I know that the jury is still out on if it replaces his name…it maybe should or maybe should not be “President”. But when it was used for President Bush I and President Bush II… it WAS. So why doesn’t the current “President” get the same courtesy?
Makes my dayum soul itch. Everytime I see it.
*slaps you azzes upside the head with an AP Stylebook*
Your sister in ever loving Christ,
Kdub
@
FuturedocDonte says:
Oprah still mad they aint let her get that purse
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That is funny. LMAO!!!
otherwise known as “black.”
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Nah she all that otha chit. We don’t want her.
Man- what did that dude say about Steve Smith family?
@
OutsidetheBox says:
Bruce looks like he uses his daughters pictures to catfish young boys
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Bruce looking like Debbie Rowe. Mother of Paris and Prince Jackson.
Can we get off topic now??
Anyone watch House of Cards? Makes me trust the gubment even less. I KNOW it’s a hint of truth to that mess.
So Kanye West brought a fake Jesus on stage???
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Why couldnt he just use a hologram? It worked for Jem/Jerrica Benton and Tupac. But NO he gotta have somebody DRESS UP…as the savior.
I cant stand folks. Like for real, for real.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Obama Care doesnt need anyone’s support. It has already passed and been enacted.
They just have to fix the problems.
It was, and is, a good idea that was a loooooooooong time coming. It should have been done when they did the “War on Poverty” way back in the gap. That a big issue they left out. I don’t care if it takes a few years to get straight (it won’t be years) this was one of the best decisions any President has made in a while.
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Man
Really
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@Lovezoe IONT know, but Steve Smith said he fawkin him up on SIGHT!!!!
And he’s good for it LOL…
Bruce looks like all his drawls got piss stains from tucking
Yew ain’t right in the head
not just a lil touched, but a lot! 
Bruce looks like he uses his daughters pictures to catfish young boys
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I just want to see the REVISED estimates on how much it will cost ME to ensure that every b@tch in America is INsured!!
There is already a $965 fine if, as an American, my a$$ ain’t insured, but an illegal can walk into the same hospital and get treated for free?
That’s right punish broke AMERICANS!
“We’re still trying to fix the glitches in the society from slavery, and the civil rights movement. A few glitches in a website fails in comparison”
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Couple things have you all seen Sleepy Hallow? That biblical context had me want to live my life right..only before bed tho…
OAN the TLC movie comes on tonight..
I can do a background check. I can find anything. Oh wait to give to other folks?
Intellius.
House of Cards
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Phrozen1der says:
Can we get off topic now??
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Yes see #1 please
OAN the TLC movie comes on tonight..
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Baby baby bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybayyyyyyyyyy
:headphones:
I
CAINT
WAIT
@Masterbeta Ummmm I’m scared to answer that
That nigga prolly ain’t say chit to Steve Smith delusional azz.
That lil azz nigga Steve Smith throwed all the way off!
I have survived
OTB I tried that I can’t find out what I wanna know like that so I’m willing to pay if It’s not too much just don’t want to use a scammer site
@Man Steve’s ass is just a bully
In case you see this Steve I aint type that above message Suri did..
OTB, what is BOL?
@BROWN SKIN
“@ Man. I don’t think she’s fat. Just thick”
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…Are you being nice cause that’s Diva?
I guess Precious is “plump” and she ain’t fat either?

STOP LYING TO THESE HOES!!!!
Slow moment. I just caught on to one of the posters names and I’m at my desk laughing now people think I’m crazy
Bruce looking like Debbie Rowe. Mother of Paris and Prince Jackson.
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The Master Beta
says:
OTB I tried that I can’t find out what I wanna know like that so I’m willing to pay if It’s not too much just don’t want to use a scammer site
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Who is the background check for? A friend? Someone you met on that christian mingle dating site??
@Brownskin Who MASTER-BETA?
Man!!!! You are a special case
I have survived
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@Phro, yes!!!!
I was wondering. Steve went SMOOTH off the handle. Smooth.
OAN the TLC movie comes on tonight..
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Baby baby bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybayyyyyyyyyy
I
CAINT
WAIT
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JMO
nah lets just say somebody lying about their educational background and I want to get to the bottom of it
@PRHO
that lil nigga Steve Smith definitely got a problem! That nigga is smaller than me. I don’t know how he got the whole league shook like he do tho.
Anyone watch House of Cards? Makes me trust the gubment even less. I KNOW it’s a hint of truth to that mess.
I still aint started watching 
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They shot a full episode of house of cards outside my office in the inner harbor in downtown baltimore one day
I heard the Steve Smith sound bite. He stay ready to fight somebody. Like he is always trying to prove he can ball :stop: I don’t know the background on it.
Who said Mona Smith looked like Oprah… in Color Purp??? Nobody
OTB, what is BOL?
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Busting out laughing. It usually involves spit on the monitor/phone and audibles.
OTB- we finished that show in about a week. Darn Netflix for putting all the shows up at once.
To the thick one downstairs
GIRL BYE
House of Cards
JMO
nah lets just say somebody lying about their educational background and I want to get to the bottom of it
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Future- I would love to see them fining. I’m about 45 mins from Baltimore.
Who is the background check for? A friend? Someone you met on that christian mingle dating site??
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CHIT if it is for THAT…agane…Kdub can find they azz! what their gov’t name ill? In less than 10 minutes I can find:
If they been arrested ever
What fo.
Do they go to church
Which one
Where they work now
And the past 4 jobs they had
They mama name
How much they paid for their house
Where their neighbors work at.
Smooth.
AND
That nigga is smaller than me.
=
:twitching: all while you’re over there all calm and thangs OTB!
Bruce looking like Debbie Rowe. Mother of Paris and Prince Jackson.
Yes Debbi post $500 chemical peel
shots. I hope they ain’t old though :confused:
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Next Bruce is going to come out with a booty… slowly and surely he is going to start getting a donk. Don’t believe me just watch. He probably already stole some of Kim
@OTB
“That nigga is smaller than me.”
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…that came out wrong…
…that came out wrong…
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Did it really?
@Man Because he got hands, and walks around kicking up grass like a bull… <—-Also typed by Suri
Beta

What he say?
OutsidetheBox says:
JMO nah lets just say somebody lying about their educational background and I want to get to the bottom of it
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Cant you just ask the school and find out. I think thats free.
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Hrrrhm I’ll try it didn’t think I could do that
lovezoe says:
…that came out wrong…

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Did it really?
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…here they go…
Hey Phro
Who Dat says:
Who is the background check for? A friend? Someone you met on that christian mingle dating site??
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CHIT if it is for THAT…agane…Kdub can find they azz! what their gov’t name ill? In less than 10 minutes I can find:
If they been arrested ever
What fo.
Do they go to church
Which one
Where they work now
And the past 4 jobs they had
They mama name
How much they paid for their house
Where their neighbors work at.
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Dam maybe I need to hire you
@Doesn’t YO!!
Next Bruce is going to come out with a booty… slowly and surely he is going to start getting a donk.
_________________^^__ flatline
@BETA
“JMO nah lets just say somebody lying about their educational background and I want to get to the bottom of it
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Cant you just ask the school and find out. I think thats free.
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Hrrrhm I’ll try it didn’t think I could do that”
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I don’t think the school can release anything…
CHIT if it is for THAT…agane…Kdub can find they azz! what their gov’t name ill?
this makes me scared… specially since I googled my name and I am the only person in A-damn-merica with my first and last name combination.
them people gon get me
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…here they go…
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lovezoe says:
…that came out wrong…
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Did it really?
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How is lucas doing??
Smith said he got money to pay fines then he went In on the ref. poor lil tink.
Next Bruce is going to come out with a booty… slowly and surely he is going to start getting a donk.
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Who the fukk said this :crying1: You know what I got an inkling. ;crying1:
Good Day All!
I don’t believe this. There’s been a divide and conquer quest going on for quite some time now. The 2 most powerful negroes on earth are friends. Can’t have that
Usually one denounces the other. Spike don’t like Tyler. Tavis don’t like Barack. Unity scares the masses. T M Z claimed Oprah was pissed Barack didn’t announce Osama was dead on her show. Lies. Yahoo said Barack was pissed Oprah wasn’t present during his second inauguration. More lies. We allow it. Its so clear to me
Brandy v Monica. Whitney v Mariah. Beyonce v everybody…This is why strong friendships I.E. Tischina and Tisha were always inspiring to me. They refused to let anything tear them apart. Including the division that took place on set
But wait, they weren’t friends, they were lesbians. Of course. Black folks don’t have friends. Ain’t that right Gayle and Oprah.lol. White women can walk around holding hands and its a strong bond. A black woman even says hi to another and she wants to toss her salad
We gone learn 1 day 
JMO- good going through that hitting stage. Boy can throw like a beast. Other than that good, 19 months.
DTTS she has been coming up with lies after lies for quite some time and I had some friends that went to said University and no one knows or remembers her (we are all the same age) it’s a big university but just a lot of things do not add up
Did anyone peep that “controlling wives list” from Star Magazine with Bruce on the cover?
They had Mariah Carey as the 3rd most controlling wife.
@Lovezoe Steve Smith that dude that chase you around the car all night trying to fight you..
I’ll SPARTA kick the shyt outta him tho.. #RealLife
Next Bruce is going to come out with a booty… slowly and surely he is going to start getting a donk.
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Like Jessica Simpson nem daddy.
I don’t think the school can release anything…
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Oh yeah..Privacy laws.
But I thought there was like a “database”..maybe accessible by former students only.
I had a corned beef sammich today
@Man Mariah the type of chick that poots, and makes Nick Cannon say excuse me…
Ise married nah :crying1:
THAT CHIMP WEDDING THO

Can I just say ……. I love me some Bren
@OTB
“…here they go…
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You know Drake bought the yella niggas back. Watch out Bruh. They after you.
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I already know mayne, I already know.
I might have to change my gravie cause I bet these hoes already braggin bout they goin get them a nigga that look like Boris.

Phrozen1der says:
@Man Mariah the type of chick that poots, and makes Nick Cannon say excuse me…
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@MSHopitality A Poosy fart?
Nah..what’s that?
@MS. HOSPITAL
How in the hail did Queefin come up??
I know a girl that failed “GYM” our senior yr in college and she didn’t graduate but she had already accepted a job offer.
(Yea we had to take a PE course … stupid azz badminton :rollseyes: )
Anyway, the offer was contingent upon her graduation but she never told them and she packed and moved to New York. I wonder how she’s doing …
Black folks don’t have friends.
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*scratches scalp thoughtfully*
Thank you.
queff

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Tell us if it happ’d to you first?
Phrozen1der says:
@MSHopitality A Poosy fart? Nah..what’s that?
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Yup!! Just found out that’s what it’s called……
@JMo
Tischina and Tisha
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Speaking of, who was that big guhl that sang with them in little shop of horrors?
@MsHospitality
Wait…is you a virgin?
Just wanted ya’ll to see my wedding pics, just in case you weren’t their. You like

Ohhh By the Way…Bruce is already a woman. Who every thought differently
and the Morning Pound Cake….I know somebody said it…but why for all the pork fat she it…didn’t move the Pink Tonka big wheel.
Why didn’t the parents beat the white snot out of the princpal
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Beta, Hmmmm
@MS. HOSPITAL
How in the hail did Queefin come up??
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work convo
Anyway, the offer was contingent upon her graduation but she never told them and she packed and moved to New York. I wonder how she’s doing …
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@Lovezoe awww!
@Cali!!!!! I have a pic for you!
@MsHospitality Wait…is you a virgin?
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LMBO! NO Boo, far from it
Nope. We not talking about my Mariah taday!
JustLook
Does anyone know what a queff (sp) is???
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Tell us if it happ’d to you first?
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
Phrozen1der says:
@Man Mariah the type of chick that poots, and makes Nick Cannon say excuse me…
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pork fat
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nom nom nom

Does anyone know what a queff (sp) is
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A queef is air escaping from your lady parts during the in and out motion
Anybody watch Boardwalk Empire?
Jenie
hey boo
speaking of not having friends
I don’t have no tess OR email and eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrbody else do hmpf
Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:
Does anyone know what a queff (sp) is
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A queef is air escaping from your lady parts during the in and out motion
all kinds of a proper definition and ish 
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You ill a laidee
@MsHospitality
“A queef is air escaping from your lady parts during the in and out motion”
speaking of not having friends I don’t have no tess OR email and eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrbody else do hmpf
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Me neither.
MSHospitality says:
@MsHospitality Wait…is you a virgin?
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LMBO! NO Boo, far from it
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What the hail kinda work are yew into Exactly?
@Ga….KDub watches Boardwalk Empire like it is going out of STYLE. My sister called me at 7:15 a.m. EST this MORNING to talk about last night’s epi.
Basically we MAD that they got Chalky actin like a pusscee whipped CHUMP.
A lil
but not really….. lol
@Jeanie from round the way
@Dr. Professor 
@Top Chef – You have a pic of a you cooking or super fine man?
“A queef is air escaping from your lady parts during the in and out motion”
I just peed a little
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BOL
*wraps tape around my glasses and sits next to Brownskin*
DTTS shes a secretary (nothing against secretary’s hell I used to be one)but she supposedly went to be a physical therapist and is always talking about it being her passion why the hell are you not doing that if so shyt just don’t add up
GellySammich says:
speaking of not having friends
I don’t have no tess OR email and eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrbody else do hmpf
MSHospitality says:
@MsHospitality Wait…is you a virgin?
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LMBO! NO Boo, far from it
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What the hail kinda work are yew into Exactly?
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LOL LOL LOL! I’m in the AF but I’m stationed with Army and Navy men………
DUBB
can u find out the NCAA sanctions for the Canes
Beta, let the Liar be great!


Yeen gotta be her friend IMB
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Jmo
You ill a laidee all kinds of a proper definition and ish
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I sho’ is. Hmph
Basically we MAD that they got Chalky actin like a pusscee whipped CHUMP.
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@ Who Dat I know right and daughter is setting him up, Doctor Narcese was the guy who killed her mother as a child and she knows that
Chalky is gonna figure it out tho. I like him and I think he’s kinda sessy I kinda have a thing for ugly guys ie. Jay Z 
Luvie & DTTS
I bet when you do it you, don’t talk like a lady tho…
@Brownskin
Cali, cooking … kinda lol
I’ll send it to DTTS
can u find out the NCAA sanctions for the Canes
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I WISH I COULD.
Yall know I absolutely HATE Miami. With all that I am. Tied with Florida State. I wish I could find out and write John Swafford (the Commissioner of the Atlantic Coast Conference) and convince him to kick them the HAIL O-W-T.
Hey GA
LuvLife
Who Dat says:
can u find out the NCAA sanctions for the Canes
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I WISH I COULD.
Yall know I absolutely HATE Miami. With all that I am. Tied with Florida State. I wish I could find out and write John Swafford (the Commissioner of the Atlantic Coast Conference) and convince him to kick them the HAIL O-W-T.

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Oh
My coworker is separating from the AF right. He comes in and tells us about how his soon to be ex wife ill a dummy.
(he came home in july from training and just “up and wanted a divorce”. My “guess” is she’s around single friends and wants to lead a single life and/or she is smashing somebody else)
He was telling us about how he was staying at one of the officer’s house until he leaves on Friday but he didn’t have anyone to keep his dogs or so while he went and ran errands. He said he didn’t trust his wife to do it and she didn’t have an ID since they will be divorced come Friday.
He told us how she questioned about going to the gym on base (he said she NEVER goes) he told her
. He said she questioned how she will shop at the commissary. him:
He then went on to say, you know you don’t have any insurance right? he said she was like
Are you serious? WTF am I supposed to do?!
He told her to go get a fawking boy friend.
My CC and Sup were awkwardly quite and I’m sitting at my desk laughing ESSRA loud/hard at her while he’s telling us.
Here’s the kicker… this bish is 23 and prior enlisted.
Sorry for all the emotes.. I needed them to illustrate the story properly.
JMO says:
Cali, cooking … kinda lol
I’ll send it to DTTS
new number 
GaGagirl
I bet when you do it you, don’t talk like a lady tho…
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No, sometimes I’m a little embarassed because I’m loud.
FML DTTS; WELL WHO THE FK DID I JUST TEXT?
Hey @Cali :wave:
@Ga…it is just so far FETCHED that Chalky goes from a shrewd azz bidness mayne…and ALL about his family…to an affair with some harlot who sang at his club! REALLY writers of Boardwalk Empire? For REAL?
GAGIRL87 says:
Jenie
hey boo
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Brownskin Cutie (Carrington’s E-boo) says:
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Sound like C-error baby deddy. BTW, I thought hermies couldn’t reproduce…
@Brownskin
Razzle
LuvLIfe, Pings earlier
Don’t laugh Phro!!!! LOL
@Ga…it is just so far FETCHED that Chalky goes from a shrewd azz bidness mayne…and ALL about his family…to an affair with some harlot who sang at his club! REALLY writers of Boardwalk Empire? For REAL?
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Who Dat true true
but good pu$$y can make the smartest man dumb. Now that Nucky is one ugly cool muthaf*ucker
He even getting soft. What you think about Maragaret?
Next Bruce is going to come out with a booty… slowly and surely he is going to start getting a donk.
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*giggles into hand like Mona circa ’92… meaning I am eating skittles on the low*
I said it
“A queef is air escaping from your lady parts during the in and out motion”
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I been missing out on the peeing part
Soooooo telln my business….me and hubby waited a couple 4 months to have sex…so it would be “special for our honeymoon.
Tyrone said; “Damn you kinda scared me. Like gotdamn I done up and married a hooker. He said he didn’t know to keep going on pray. I was in tears…..
IONO

Send me something
Interesting you asked. I once enquired about the third doo wop girl. As you pointed out, she didn’t fit the Hollywood mold. She was a NY actress, meaning, Broadway, and off Broadway, where the standards are different. Tisha and china met on the audition trail, the roll called for a young Black girl, they were always there. She wasn’t a part of that though. A bigger girl. Could vliw thoguh
I hate BOFF teams @luVn so MUCH
<<< makes me CRY.
They have RUINT my basketball bracket. :crying1: Cause JESUS KNOWS I dont give a rats AYS that they can play football.
Then FSU had the unmitigated GALL to WIN an ACC BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT! I hope the sports programs at BOTH schools eats shat and DIES.
Listen I have a special announcement. When Phro said he would Sparta kick Steve Smith I accidently choked on my water and it stung my eyes. Yes you read right my eyes stung. Why you ask? Because I was holding my laugh in. Now my nose burning and flaming

#TEAMSHAUNIEONEALNOSE
@JustLooking
Question for the ladies: I’m always curious about this..When you all did it for the first time..was it because of peer pressure/boyfriend or because you were hornAY?
@DUBBBBBB – What up CUZ! How are you, I’ll probably be heading your way soon! Hopefully before Turkey day….
Dazzle- crazy how these chicks marry for Tricare and commissary benies. If I had my way, I wktksnt shop at the commissary. I darn stew don’t get my fruits and veggies from there.
crazy how these chicks marry for Tricare and commissary benies

#forshame
What you think about Maragaret
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I am not sure of the signifigance of bringing her back mid season? Like that hoe coulda just STAYED GONE?
I LOVE me some Enoch Thompson tho. SHEWWW. You is RIGHT. He is a cool arse joka. I love Steve Buscemi (sp) as Nucky!
Question for the ladies: I’m always curious about this..When you all did it for the first time..was it because of peer pressure/boyfriend or because you were hornAY?
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Peer pressure. I was the only one of my friends who was still pure and I wanted to know what it felt like. Shoulda waited…..
Question for the ladies: I’m always curious about this..When you all did it for the first time..was it because of peer pressure/boyfriend or because you were hornAY?
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I was hornay
So, a friend of mine said “queffing” only happen when the nigga got a lil dyck!
I know that ain’t the truth tho!
@MsHospitality True, was it a bad experience?
So, a friend of mine said “queffing” only happen when the nigga got a lil dyck!
I know that ain’t the truth tho!
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Babe that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true
@Brownskin So before that happened did you hump the pillows, or “fast pat”
@Man
It sure aint Bruh!!
Phone posting
Could blow though. Probably got tired of hearing No. Probably living a regular life. I’d like to see a where are they now on her
its def possible for us to embrace one another without hunching one another. To be supportive or to just not even care without being sp(r)iteful. IDC about Tyler’s work, but can be happy for the brotha. And no, I don’t wanna fukk
2 bottoms
Kiddddding 
I luv you to Jen. In a non scissoring way
@DUBBBBBB – What up CUZ! How are you, I’ll probably be heading your way soon! Hopefully before Turkey day….
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Girl so much. My mom had surg. My dad is being just dumb. My job been off the chain. Had a part time… but cussed them out and quit the ova day…Come on though. Far as I know I am in it to win it and aint going nowhere. I got too much going on to leave town right now.
@ Phrozen Hot as Ice – Cries
boyfriend…I was 20 so some of l it was peer too. Gf’s was like why u aint do it.
**waits to see how many females put out cause they man pressured em into it**

“Lemme see you make that poosay fart..something..something..something..”
@MsHospitality True, was it a bad experience?
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Hell yeah!! I wasn’t wet. There was no foreplay. Just straight hunching!! AND I was babysitting my lil sisters who are twins and one of em walked in on us!! Sooo frigging horrible
@Just
@MS. H
“So, a friend of mine said “queffing” only happen when the nigga got a lil dyck!
I know that ain’t the truth tho!
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Babe that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true ”
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NO IT AIN’T EITHER!
IMA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE! THAT CHIT AIN’T TRUE IN THE SLIGHTEST!
@MsHospitality Oh shat..

@Phro You are funny!!!! I plead the fifth. But the guy was so little!!!!
Lovezoe- IDK the reason why she got out when they got married a couple years ago, but the fact that she didn’t know the basics of how being a dependent works?
I wanted to ask did you know she was this dense b/f y’all got married or were you sprung off the poosy?
This can get me identified *looks around*
This post will self destruct after reading
I was going to wait until I was married. I came from a young eventually single mom….She raised me to take care of the cookie. I almost made it too if it wasn’t for my husband. I was in my last year of college. I loved him. I guess it turned out okay
@MS. H
“Hell yeah!! I wasn’t wet. There was no foreplay. Just straight hunching!! AND I was babysitting my lil sisters who are twins and one of em walked in on us!! Sooo frigging horrible”
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Well, I ain’t trippin on the foreplay cause dayum, yall be needing too much sometimes.
..but dayum, you wasn’t wet? That chit HURTS!
@Brownskin
I’ll NEVER forget this movie with this retarded girl I think..
and she was hunching the pillows I about died from laughter..I was like gon and get it lil mama… 
Hey everyone!!! Ok I see Dubb is in here, so can I get a recap? I have not been around
I have to really do work now. *Thanks Jesus for my job*
@MS. H
“So, a friend of mine said “queffing” only happen when the nigga got a lil dyck!
I know that ain’t the truth tho!
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Babe that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true ”
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NO IT AIN’T EITHER!
IMA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE! THAT CHIT AIN’T TRUE IN THE SLIGHTEST!
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Love muffin
its ok!! I ain’t saying i was a hoe in my younger years but I’ve had my fair share of dingalings!! The lil ones ALWAYS have you farting out cha cooch
Pressured unfortunately. I wish I had of given it up to hubby. he was my second. eh, whatevs
I was like gon and get it lil mama…

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Was it the morning glory? was it one of them pillow?
@MS. H
“Hell yeah!! I wasn’t wet. There was no foreplay. Just straight hunching!! AND I was babysitting my lil sisters who are twins and one of em walked in on us!! Sooo frigging horrible”
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Well, I ain’t trippin on the foreplay cause dayum, yall be needing too much sometimes.
..but dayum, you wasn’t wet? That chit HURTS!
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hell yeah it hurted…and i bled after
@Mis-taken
Preservation of the cookie is key..
@Man That joint hurts EVERYONE involved..like putting your peen in a keyhole…
@Phro
I guess she thought they was keep it for ever, huh? I know folks who prolong divorce just to keep Tricare
Question for the ladies: I’m always curious about this..When you all did it for the first time..was it because of peer pressure/boyfriend or because you were hornAY?
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My oldest daughter’s father made me do it… and that is the story I have stuck to for 20 years now. He is older than me by 3 years…so my boyfrenn pressured me.
(that story makes me look ALOT better than the fact that I was a hot tail’d lil ghul)
@ Phro—It’s ok! Cuz once I got hold to some GOOD DINGALING BAYBEEEEE it was on and popping and I made up for that first time
@Mis-taken I can’t remember it had to be a lifetime flick on a Sunday or some shat…I was like this retarded jawn going to work!!
Was it the morning glory? was it one of them pillow?
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My goodness
@KDubb
@MsHospitality
Hey everyone!!! Ok I see Dubb is in here, so can I get a recap? I have not been around I have to really do work now. *Thanks Jesus for my job*
BRB
hey yaw
i got a querstion. supv is having a halloween porty this saturday. she know good n damn well me & mr don’t celebrate no halloween. BUT she tryna get us there under the guise of a “costume” porty. knowin good & damn WELL there will me mummies & witches & skeletons, etc
how do i tell the bish we aint comin. i’m leanin toward blamin Mista
Phro, were you one of those nasty little boys that used to play Hide n Go Get it and Doctor?
@Mis-taken I can’t remember it had to be a lifetime flick on a Sunday or some shat…I was like this retarded jawn going to work!!

was sexing Slow Big Buddy Judi on the low
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Phro you missed it when I fonted them SPED be fast in the tail. They be getting it in! Moaning like HANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
I had a few of them at my middle and high school and they were always touching themselves or each other. And some of the nasty football players
@Fayla Say the church is preparing for the Christmas musical, and you’re responsible for vacuuming all the pews..
Brownskin
errytime i see yo name i always hear India Arie’s voice
hey Phro Bro!
wtf is BRENDEN??
how do i tell the bish we aint comin. i’m leanin toward blamin Mista
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Tell her you’re busy and you and hubby have something to do that night and you’re dressing up as Puss n’ Boots. heh heh heh
@Mis-taken
@Brownskin Nah, I was quiet about mine in high school my momma wasscary… I don’t think I started being a perv until my libido kicked into gear in college..
@Fayla
errytime i see yo name i always hear India Arie’s voice
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It’s ok. I got it from a song by Black Star
how do i tell the bish we aint comin. i’m leanin toward blamin Mista
) do a fall festival. I would be honest and say you don’t celebrate it. Or you can blame him and say if you go he gon beat you

No we kinda have to celebrate the day because of him
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We don’t celebrate Halloween either. But I know churches (and my job
But the irony of this is my son’s birthday…it is the last day in Oct
Recap (short one)
they so dang cute.
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This post is about Okra. She didn’t want to get involved THIS TIME…in politics. Which makes my azz itch about her. She is sometimey. She was all about President when he was running. Whatevs.
Phro is BYKE
Post downstairs was a hot mess dot com. Morning Glory had belly button tidday hang time. She claims that she is Argentinian, Castilian, and from Compton. She had on a “Genie In a Bolla” jumpsuit.
Bruce Jenner looks like Jim Carrey when he turned into “The Mask”
@Dem stopped by to show us lil Frick and Frack
This short recap brung to you by Kdub on this twenny first day of Octoba. Tew thousand and thirteenf
“Or you can blame him and say if you go he gon beat you” <—-U aint shyt
Tell her, your her sure!
And on Thursday, tell her your best friend ARRIVED IN TOWN unannounced and she can’t come she don’t celebrate. Blame it on somebody else. 
Phro you missed it when I fonted them SPED be fast in the tail. They be getting it in! Moaning like HANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Just damn
I just laughed so hard water came out my nose!!!!
I don’t think I started being a perv until my libido kicked into gear in college..
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I bet it did. I see your name.
@Fay
Just that “nah we are not coming” fugg her, she knows U dont celebrate it.
@LuVn You rude as shyt tho

You know they will be looking at Fay at the company party like
there goes her abusive husband. I bet she is wearing make-up to hide the beat marks
Post downstairs was a hot mess dot com. Morning Glory had belly button tidday hang time. She claims that she is Argentinian, Castilian, and from Compton. She had on a “Genie In a Bolla” jumpsuit.
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Signs you’re getting old: Went to a party this weekend and the dj played this song where the first two minutes of the song was the word shyt. And the rest of the song it sounds like the boy just got one of those real bad butt whippings where you can hardly talk. It was God awful!!!!

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I love this chit
Used all 6 of my skips on Itunes.. Then this came on
@MISTAKEN
” And some of the nasty football players was sexing Slow Big Buddy Judi on the low”
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Those are “practice girls.” I remember ours from High School. That’s the first tiddy I touched. I knew her face was ugly… but her titties were still so soft.
Phrozen1der says: You rude as shyt tho


So Ive heard. Im a work in Progress,GOTIT!
But i will always keep it 100,NO Matter how it sounds
I told my old boss once no about something decades ago. That bish fired me less than 30 days. Just saying. We in a recession be PC
But the irony of this is my son’s birthday…it is the last day in Oct
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My brother in law’s are twins and their bday is on Halloween too.
Irony of THAT…they are Jehovah’s Witnesses. Well raised as. Dayum near all of em (7 kids total) been disfellowshiped at this point. Up to an includin my ex husband
I love this chit
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Not that song. I like that. He was only saying the word shyt and nothing else.
Post downstairs was a hot mess dot com. Morning Glory had belly button tidday hang time. She claims that she is Argentinian, Castilian, and from Compton. She had on a “Genie In a Bolla” jumpsuit.
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too damn much yo!!!!
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Sandra always post these “Heavy Duty” built hoes to teach us a lesson I think on the Morning Glory! Then she turn the comments off and try write “positive” chit!
Sandra ain’t chit sometimes.
Those are “practice girls.” I remember ours from High School. That’s the first tiddy I touched. I knew her face was ugly… but her titties were still so soft.
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LOL
hey yaw
i got a querstion. supv is having a halloween porty this saturday. she know good n damn well me & mr don’t celebrate no halloween. BUT she tryna get us there under the guise of a “costume” porty. knowin good & damn WELL there will me mummies & witches & skeletons, etc
how do i tell the bish we aint comin. i’m leanin toward blamin Mista
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Tell her he set up a spe-sha date night for you that he’s been planning for two months… and then tell him to do it so your story checks out
#helpful
@Luvn
@Man My first practice girl was a big girl..#DontJudgeMe I got all the way to the part where we got naked, and I couldn’t do it she kept french kissing me like I was a biscuit and I felt like I was about to lose…
Just Looking says:I told my old boss once no about something decades ago. That bish fired me less than 30 days. Just saying. We in a recession be PC

i refuse to drank w/my boss.

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SMH
I tell my boss constantly NO. Im not doing luncheons. No need for that we can discuss biz at thr OFFICE.
I dont do Happy hour
Its a
chile and with that being said …. I’m out 
My brother in law’s are twins and their bday is on Halloween too.
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I have one nephew on Halloween and the another nephew born on October 13th! (Friday the 13th)
Both them nigglets bad as phuck!
french kissing me like I was a biscuit
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Oh. my. gosh.
“I told my old boss once no about something decades ago. That bish fired me less than 30 days. Just saying. We in a recession be PC”
My first practice girl was a big girl..#DontJudgeMe I got all the way to the part where we got naked, and I couldn’t do it she kept french kissing me like I was a biscuit and I felt like I was about to lose…
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BOL! Yall got my stomach hurting!!!!!
i got a querstion. supv is having a halloween porty this saturday. she know good n damn well me & mr don’t celebrate no halloween. BUT she tryna get us there under the guise of a “costume” porty. knowin good & damn WELL there will me mummies & witches & skeletons, etc
how do i tell the bish we aint comin. i’m leanin toward blamin Mista
I’m here
Yes, when in doubt, blame the Black man. That white woman will understand wholeheartedly, may even send some flowers and sympathy food to your house because she understands your pain
What’s your prob with Halloween? Are you one of those Carrie’s Mama type religious blk folks
Yanno the type. Everything not understood, is the devil
Just cuzz its not for you, don’t make it demonic. I don’t understand a woman with otbs skin tone rocking sky blue contacts, but I can’t blame it on Satan. Or even the White man. Yeah society’s portrait of beauty forced you into it. And who forced that 3rd and 4th pork chop down yo throat? That damn sholl ain’t water weight. Unless, is she pregnant. I don’t wanna be calling a pregnant girl fat when she’s expecting. Did otb get some Wang I ain’t know about? Did she forget to put a toilet seat liner down at the WalMart? Girl, email me. This sounds interesting. The Halloween thing that is…
it would prob be bland, but anythingz better than what’s in yo cabinet
:crying1: Let me lurk please. Yall aint chit. Cause last week when I was in this summabish fonting to myself laughing with Sandra “never gets the joke ass” nobody was here but now ohhhh but now :crying1:
AUNT SALLY LOVE UR AZZ
Sea See (brenden?) just went IN!!!!!!!!!
too bad it’s so late in the day..many will not see that masterpiece!