Ridiculously inappropriate Halloween costumes for children

It’s almost the bewitching hour — that time when little ghosts and goblins will take to the streets of Your Town to strong arm you and your neighbors for bagfuls of free candy. Inevitably, a few childish adults who live vicariously through their toddlers will dress their tykes in wildly inappropriate — and even offensive — costumes. This post is intended to give you parents an FYI so you won’t embarrass your children (and yourselves) with similar ridiculous costumes.

And remember, if you plan to take your child(ren) to the local mall to trick or treat, the malls will not allow children over 12 to wear masks inside the stores.

Baby Hitler

Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of The Lambs)

Suicide bomber

Nativity Scene

Jack Daniels and his son, Marlboro

Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj

Roadkill

Meth lab worker

Baby Alien

Stuffed Turkey

Lil’ Jersey Shore

Lil’ Hobo

Jay Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy

Obamacare patient

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