Artificial butt

Black women’s ongoing obsession with their butt size has taken a bizarre new twist. One woman who apparently can’t afford to buy authentic butt pads, improvised by stuffing a sofa cushion down the back of her shorts! Before you laugh, the pillow was good enough to fool several men on the street who gave the chick exactly the type of attention she’s probably been craving all her life.

In a video that was originally uploaded to Worldstarhiphop.com, a man chases a woman down to get an up close shot of her grotesquely enlarged rear end. Even at close range, the man couldn’t see the pillow poking out of her shorts — nor could he tell that her butt was fake. Which sort of proves my theory that women aren’t trying to impress men with their fake butts and hair weave. They are putting on for other women.

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