Don’t laugh. This is how wealthy people with disposable incomes dress when they hire stylists to keep them up-to-date on the latest fashion craze.
From Upscalehype.com:
Floyd “Money” Mayweather Jr must’ve felt really good about his outfit last night. The 36-year old boxer shared a photo of himself wearing the limited edition Saint Laurent Signature Sumi Ink Club motorcycle jacket ($7,550) and a pair of Christian Louboutin Naza spikes men’s flat black leather boots (seen below in a similar style $1,975). He captioned the pic “Money can’t buy class or taste either you got it or you don’t #NoStylist.”
What in the Pretty Ricky hell
Chile…..
#bottombytch
FANTASIA I STILL LOVE YA!! THESE CLOTHES ARE OK.
Sandra on a roll today
sheesh pushing em out today
EXCEPT FOR THE GIRLIE BAG!
OAN this ninjas looking so beesh made these days,
guess that 70’s 80’s girlboy look coming back
Nadir hey bew
Don’t laugh.
#nostylist 
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I lose.
The bag
the entire look. He is sitting there like “bytch u see me” in his bedazzled boots and fresh prince of bel air jacket 
Nasir
my bad
Floydddddd. <–like Eartha said Marcus…
I'll take him. He is garish..and brash but I love his spirit and genuine benevolence.
#TeamTooMuch I like Floyd’s old cocky azz
Don’t laugh.
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Too late. This baby got on Uggs :crying1: With a fitted biker jacket. Him SEW cute :pinching cheeks:
Would someone get this fool a panty liner and draw him a warm soy bath…
#ManUp
Nasir I was looking for u last week. Tasia is dating your boy from the show Psych
@ Jenie u would bring up girl boy Im still hurt over George Michael chile
#teamtoomuch ?!
Ky ky
Floyd looks like the type of fool to put this stuff on and not ask any questions because it’s all expensive. He looks crazy.
Ty that look like a George Michael get up
I would rock the boots and I am a woman…
This whole social media just pulls the curtains back on a these male bishes
OutsidetheBox says:
Floydddddd. <–like Eartha said Marcus…
I'll take him. He is garish..and brash but I love his spirit and genuine benevolence.
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So u don't like the look either huh
SUP J :))
I would love those boots.
He is sitting there like “bytch u see me”
He was looking like I match down to my book bag I am stunting on these hoes
I bet he looked in the mirror and turn around and then looked back over his shoulder and down at his boots like YAAASSSSS!! Then walked off like ping ping ping ping with them spikes clanking together.
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But on the real I would rock the ish out them boots. Floyd buy me a pair
no he didnt bedazzle them Hunter boots like so. EJ Johnson somewhere stewing with jealousy!
i cant.
i like the blue on that upgraded futon he sitting on tho. its very regal.
So u don’t like the look either huh
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No!
I never like his “look” I always love his pieces. The man got good, ‘spansive taste for trendy stuff.
#Tea****oMuch I like Floyd’s old ****y azz
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T.E.A.M.T.O.O.M.U.C.H
C.O.C.K.Y
Sandra hating on a playa
Ty says:
Nasir I was looking for u last week. Tasia is dating your boy from the show Psych
Yeah I peeped it. Its all good I can wait lol
Dts
This fool sitting here looking like a pot of molasses……..
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
I bet he looked in the mirror and turn around and then looked back over his shoulder and down at his boots like YAAASSSSS!!
when we put our jeans on in the mirror* 
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*having visuals of how we look at our
Have y’all seen Ye’s new video “Bound 2”?
GTFOH
I swear this fashion trend is getting gayer. Don’t care how much money i make or get stupid spike boots and coat is not a good look on a dude
GellySammich says:
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Gelly you know that nigguh has stirrups around the bottom of his footsies….
:stop: wait minute
What happened to George Michael?
you know good and well all the characters on love and hip hop are fictional.
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Orange Blossom says:
no he didnt bedazzle them Hunter boots like so. EJ Johnson somewhere stewing with jealousy!
The beads were shooting at folks while he walked 
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yeah but EJ wore the hell outta his boots
I
those boots for ME and that Miguel Signature Jacket
If Tyrone came down the steps and said
Come on boo, I’m readyt to go to movies, I would run
Suddelnly I would feel SYCK.
“Money can’t buy class or taste either you got it or you don’t #NoStylist.”
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I am still weak over this. Floyd you ain’t got it brug :crying1: It’s too much at one time. It’s like Chris Bosh busting open a pack of Skittles while riding on the handlebars of Kanye’s motorcycle– in is new video that Kim is topless in– while twerking to “Clappers by Wale”
It’s just too much
Chile Kanya :rofl:lmfa
I think Michael Jackson himself would be like
bruh… you doin too much
Rofl I can’t even type Chile from laughing at that Kanye video :crying1: Lmfao
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Chile Kanya
lmfa
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Did you see that shyt?
Got Whoredashian ALL UP and THROUGH that damn video….
Man, Kanye
Jenny
”
” -the reaction of these gay azz stylist when after they dress us.
I think they sit back and see how gay they can make a nigga look so they can all sit back and laugh as they call the chit “fashionable.”
riding on the handlebars Taken?!
hair tossing in the wind or nah?
IS EJ styling Money May, is there something May wanna tell the people
im soo confused by this look he trying to achieve
in is new video that Kim is topless in– while twerking to “Clappers by Wale”
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what….
Have y’all seen Ye’s new video “Bound 2
That dude is so far gone. He got unicorns and ish in the video with Kim topless while he pretends to ride a motor cycle:steer: through Narnia with Uncle Charlie singing on the hook?!! BOY KILL YO SELF. I told you he was like I am going to top Ray J and make her do a soft porn music video. Cause that is what it was. It made no sense. I was watching like
On a positive note Kim’s hair was nice 
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I spoke on this earlier. Man
DTTS
how u sweetheart?
======================
SR faithful wzup :headnod:
get stupid spike boots and coat is not a good look on a dude
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Really cause thats all Harley Davidson sells..
Yo Floyd
Money can’t buy sharB clothes apparently
I call bullshatt on this
he is just April’s fooling us messing around in MsJacksons closet. Maybe he put her out after they was fighting over the jacket 
I think Michael Jackson himself would be like
bruh… you doin too much
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crying1: Im finna send you a picha of my shirt today.
Why is Bey in all my ad banners. I haven’t sent for her.
MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
Have y’all seen Ye’s new video “Bound 2
That dude is so far gone. He got unicorns and ish in the video with Kim topless while he pretends to ride a motor cycle:steer: through Narnia with Uncle Charlie singing on the hook?!! BOY KILL YO SELF. I told you he was like I am going to top Ray J and make her do a soft porn music video. Cause that is what it was. It made no sense. I was watching like
On a positive note Kim’s hair was nice 
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I spoke on this earlier. Man
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I just…I don’t even know….
You know what…
Nasir
EJ ient this flashy.
He prefers a more elegant look. Tightly flowing tunics. Jeggings. Blazers. Loafers 
On a positive note Kim’s hair was nice
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Thank you for meeting the daily quota.
i caption this pic “love unrequited” or “all dolled up and nowhere to go”
probably sent this to 50 with “if you think youre lonely now” playing in the background.
see floyd looking off into the abyss all longingly remembering what used to be. he miss his boo boo.
I wanna see this Shirt
Is it tight?
riding on the handlebars Taken?!
hair tossing in the wind or nah?
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I am crying real tears over this image of Bosh shaking his head staring into the camera like Kim on the byke… mashing his pecs together
50 Cent after seeing this pic of Mayweather:
“This bytch tryin to look all cute in them new shoes and jacket with the matching purse. Tryin to get me to come back.
**snaps fingers 3 times with a vicious neck roll**
:woot:
OrB
You saying this is his getah bish jealous type of thing
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I wanna see this Shirt


Is it tight?
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Mee too! I like spikes, while I go to Harley to check out they glitter session.
@OTB I tried to put this on your book, but
If I didn’t know what industry you were in, I’d SWEATER GAWD this is you….
*sidenote* It’s long but well worth the read!!
Date: 11/06/2013 10:44 AM
Subject: Farewell and QUEEN BEY ALL DAY!
Hello XXXXXX Team,
After careful consideration, I will be ending my employment with PwC effective Monday, November 11th.
I’ve done two audit internships, one at Deloitte and one at PwC. I hated it then but I thought I’d give it a third try. Third time’s a charm right? GTFOH(If you don’t know what it means Google it!) Basically, my time here as an associate has confirmed everything I already knew ten times over. Auditing is a job for people who truly don’t have any other options and don’t know what else they could be doing. You work day in and day out pulling useless documentation and filling out useless work papers that won’t really benefit anybody. All of it is BS! After asking dozens upon dozens of auditors what they think of their jobs and getting responses that include “I love my job!” or “I wouldn’t trade it for the world,” I realized just how fake auditors can be.
I strongly believe that auditors hate their lives and try to rationalize every piece of it. “Oh it’s just busy season” or “If everybody did the jobs they loved to do then there would be nobody doing the jobs that need to be done.” Measly excuses to justify pursuing a useless, meaningless career….
Here are some tips and pointers I thought I’d share for all of you to use through out life, you’ll need it. I also throw some tips in there that you can take back to the next XXXXXX Team Meeting or just any meeting where real people’s suggestions can be heard. Maybe a board meeting of some sort with some really important partners, because they’re so important right? (side eye)
I figure I would use the assistance of Twitter hashtags….y’all like those right?
Auditing is for the birds, get a real career that has meaning #dontbeFAKEaboutitbeABOUTit
Those coach and partner “relationships” or “meetings”….whatever you want to call them….Just stop. #thatishissoawkward #icantdeal #soforced #fakeconvosforfakeauditors #noidontwanttogazeintoyoureyesatatablefortwo #waytoointimateformytaste
Let’s keep it real, partners are treated as if they’re royalty. The reality is, THEY’RE NOT! They are average Joe’s like you and I, only their pockets are a little bigger. So, there is no need to wait at the partner’s feet acting like you’ll do any and everything to please them. For what? No need to come in early just to greet the partner on the job. No need to act like you’re such an overachiever by doing all of these unnecessary things. If you’re an overachiever, be a real one..not a phony. No need to wait until the partner leaves during busy season only to leave 20 minutes later. Your time is just as valuable, are the partners God? I don’t think so…#don’tbeasellout #thepartnerisgoinghometoeathisorherwarmsupper #whileyouarefakeauditng #weallknownooneisproductiveafterabout7pm #gohomeandcuddleupwithyourkids #ohandspousestoo #isntthatwhatthepartnersaredoing? #ohwellsIdigress
Trying to get all in people’s business…STOP! Everybody isn’t an open book and I’m not the type to give you my life story within five minutes as a lot of you in public accounting do. #mindyourbusiness #keepthosenoseyquestionstoyourself #noneofyourbeeswax
XXXXXX, you’re fake important and you stink. I’ve peeped your game…constantly trying to throw me under the bus. You talk too much about everyone and how much you’re so stressed out on all of your clients …everyday we suffer from hearing this ish as well as listening to your countless stories about your girlfriend. You’re such a gossiper that sometimes I think you’re more feminine then you appear. Who does that? You’re a grown man, get your life! #somethingtotakebacktomizzy #f*outtahere #yourlifesucksandyouclearlyknowit #somethingtotakebacktotheteam? #chattycathy #femininemuch? #someoneneedstheirvagwaxed #ohwaityoudonthaveone
P.s. XXXXXX, I can give two shits about your animals, maids, brother, etc. Is your life really that boring? Never seen people so in love with animals in life. #ewwnotcomingovertoyourplace #probsmellslikefecesandthrowup #couchesprobtornup #ohletmeguesstheysleepinyourbed #absolutelydisgusting | Get some friends to tell your business to. #ohwaitdrakesaidnonewfriends #maybeyouneedjesusinstead #yourvisionofyourselfisskewed #takeyourselfdownacoupleofnotches #youhavenotarrivedimsorry #crownforthequeenbey #ohandbythewaycelinedioncannottouchbey #beyhivebitches
XXXXXX, I saw you yesterday giving me the side eye. I think those eyeballs need some readjusting. Girl, stop! Don’t play into XXXXXX’s episodes. Just because both of you feel the need to give your whole life story doesn’t mean other people will feel that way. Have your own opinions and ideas. #I’msorrybutnotsorry #dontbeafollower #thoseeyeballswerestaringtoohardforcomfort #goodluckonyourmiserablecrapofacareeratpwc #saygoodbyetoyoursociallife #butifyoudecidetoleaveyoucantwerkoutwiththerestofus #twerkmileymileytwerk
XXXXXX, where do I start? You hate yourself and your job, let’s be honest. Your cat doesn’t care about you so stop caring about it. Stories about your nasty cat are unbearable. Seriously, I can’t even deal. Beyond gross! You’re fake ratchet! I hear you giving weird remarks that are borderline weird….I can definitely hear the twang in your voice. Just be you! Most of all, these are the top 10 reasons Baddie Bey(Beyonce) will kill Britney Spears (she’s a has been) any day.
1. Beyonce can sing and dance live without lip singing and do it well. She doesn’t need autotune or a background track to make her the Queen. All she needs is a mic, some heels, and her fabulous Brazilian and Malaysian wig to swing around. Can’t say the same for Britt. Sorry girl!
2. Beyonce has much more class.
3. Beyonce’s music transcends culture. Britt….uh….well, that stopped a few world tours ago.
4. Beyonce has continued to get better and better over time. Her vocals are stronger than ever. Not to mention, after popping out Baby Blue she was back at it. She didn’t get all washed up and boring like Britt did.
5. Beyonce is on some presidential ish. Didn’t you watch President Obama and First Lady Michelle’s first dance? Or the inauguration performance? Haven’t you kept up with the Let’s Move campaign (Bey and First Lady Michelle’s initiative to solve the epidemic of childhood obesity? ) Well, Bey has been on! Britt has stayed in the shadows. #sorrybutnotsorry #getyourlife
6. Beyonce killed the Superbowl half time show solo dolo. Britt and NSYNC did that back in the 90s…but that was the 90s…and she wasn’t solo dolo…so Bey wins!
7. Beyonce can dance her butt off. She has rythym. Britt used to be able to …but she is stiff now. I’m sorry..
8. Beyonce has stage presence. I don’t think you know what that is but you can Google it. It’s basically something Britt doesn’t have.
9. Beyonce is the QUEEN. She is the best performer alive. Bottom line, no gimmicks!
10. Beyonce wins and now that I’m out of here, I win too!!! #doingtheharlemshakeasitype
I cant with the boots, I’m sorry
This bytch tryin to look all cute in them new shoes and jacket with the matching purse. Tryin to get me to come back.
Floyd must ain’t heard bout me!”

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*looks at phone*
Which reminds me that there will be an email meeting tonight 8pm est
“I want to fuck you in the sink, then give you something to drink”…Genius…. :rollseyes:
Maybe this is his way of trying to hire a stylist
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Cooking
naw, I think OTB got some snazzy tight sweater top deal on today 
All of it is BS! After asking dozens upon dozens of auditors what they think of their jobs and getting responses that include “I love my job!” or “I wouldn’t trade it for the world,” I realized just how fake auditors can be.
IN HERE 
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I know of one person who is auditor
I think they sit back and see how gay they can make a nigga look so they can all sit back and laugh as they call the chit “fashionable.”

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I wanna see this Shirt
Is it tight?
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<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Cooking
naw, I think OTB got some snazzy tight sweater top deal on today 

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Nips on display or naw?
I aint gon’ lie I like that jacket…for me
Just Looking says:
All of it is BS! After asking dozens upon dozens of auditors what they think of their jobs and getting responses that include “I love my job!” or “I wouldn’t trade it for the world,” I realized just how fake auditors can be.
IN HERE 

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I know of one person who is auditor
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I swear, a I was reading this last night and got down to the Bey worship, I thought “Is this OTB?”
@KY
#Imanauditor
#phuckthathatinbytch
#auditingdoesucktho
#ashantiismoretalentenedthanbeyonce
#yeahisaidit
*cat
Ky,
probably! 
Maybe he put her out after they was fighting over the jacket
You say he ripped it off her byke and was like I told yew this was for me
carry yo a$$ back to the house and wait for me to get back from my date— meeting with 50.
see 50 in his jacket. He got one in the trunk for Fif
Don’t even know why we’re fighting for
______________________________
DTTS
Him driving to see
Speeding down the road, and my head out of control
Cause I’m thinking about you all the way home
Got a long way to ride and I can’t even deny
I’ve been Thinking about you all the way home
Wait a minute baby, going too fast
Imma turn back
Thinking about you all the way home
Wait a minute baby, going too fast
Imma turn back
I’ve been Thinking about you all the way home
So
Me?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
#Imanauditor
#phuckthathatinbytch
#auditingdoesucktho
#ashantiismoretalentenedthanbeyonce
#yeahisaidit
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Don’t shoot the messenger, @Man
:crying1:
#Imanauditor
#phuckthathatinbytch
#auditingdoesucktho
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The auditor I know
Looking for auditor job now
:loves: a job with great pay and no real reward, but your check. SOUNDS LIKE A WINNER
OutsidetheBox says:
So
Me?
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1. The hashtags
2. the blunt, unapologetic way of just being you
3. The Bey worship
Yes. You
then
along with
Knowledge
I got on your favorite color green thongs today
At least yall honest about what y’all think of me…

Yes we wanna see
@KY
It was funny as hail. I already copied it and sent it to my coworkers. I left out the Beyonce worship tho.
We all having a good laugh!
Sitting home waiting for you cause starin at these walls is all I do

SON :woot:
MsTake, bet they gonna have matching jackets by Friday night
#himher&50 
So are are those boots
@KY
WTF is that in your Gravie too?

Good Day breathing humans
I bet you that if you look closely that there is some sort of down low symbol that Floyd is giving Fif to let him know that he ain’t mad no more. I found it
See his bag?? It’s open like his heart for Fif. They gon be together again
Floyd is going to get down on one knee a put his boot on Fif. While Kanye video plays in the background 
Whenever I see something for the long legged people—you and Jenny come to mind

I be all such and such would rock this!
OutsidetheBox says:
At least yall honest about what y’all think of me…

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I take full responsibility…no shade intended
Wait, what the hell am I explaining for? You know I wub you…
#NoStylist.” ooohh that explains everything!
One down low symbol

MsTake, bet they gonna have matching jackets by Friday night
#himher&50
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I AM WEAK!!!!!!!
They are going to go to Olan Mills and take family photos. Floyd is sitting down and Miss Jackson and Fif standing at each shoulder with they jackets on :crying1:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KY
WTF is that in your Gravie too?


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It’s a shark-a-corn….for the broads who love informing you they’re mixed…
Sexy…
Are you sending us your shirt or not?!?!
#gettingworkedupfirnoreason
hey Harlem
Oh and…
who said this:
My aunt sent me e-mail saying she don’t have it, cause her husband gets paid once a month. I told her I understood and that could probably find a great buffet of hotdawgs and fixings for family of 8 for 50.00 Haven’t heard back from her
Team THIS huh Floyd?
Nukka go die someplace. I am extra unable taday
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Knowledge

I got on your favorite color green thongs today
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Such a HOOR
Miss Jackson and Fif standing at each shoulder with they jackets on
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
But they backs to each other. Think…1986.
werk bish! *2 snaps*
gm yaw!
<—shoelaces i stole off his Louboutin's
Dubb
I needed you in Hardees on Saturday while I was leaving Birmingham. I had to do some small scale business talk with UAB.
One of the cashiers tried me for all I was. I needed you to read that heaux for me.
MsTake

I just know they plan on hopping in one of those lil photo booths
SON :woot:
JUST
I might be in your neck of the woods this weekend 
OTB
come ova here
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GELLY/DUBB
heyyyy
KY
*kicks in blog door* hello Roses!!!!! :wave: then turns around and
Screw, “mind your manners”



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Ky *whispers* that was for him to see at lunch
—-
Fay
<– is
real tears.
I was over the spike movement but those boots has me feeling like I need them
i font..but nobody fonts back
lemme go see how murch a SR login goin for these days on ebay/craigslist

*leaves 20%off Anna’s* for MsDiva

Dubb
I needed you in Hardees on Saturday while I was leaving Birmingham. I had to do some small scale business talk with UAB.
One of the cashiers tried me for all I was. I needed you to read that heaux for me.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I would read anybody anyplace….EXCEPT FOR…Jefferson County Alabama.
Which is where you were. Which is where my peepa is. I got two aunties and cousins in Bessemer. You not about to get MY-EYE azz whooped. That cashier woulda jumped cross that counter and snatched both meh and yew. They not playin in Big Ham.
You did right. Getcho food and STFU.
But they backs to each other. Think…1986
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#teamthis
Fayla Fayla Fayla :waving: hey sugah
NikkeMinxx :2dance:
You haven’t liquored us up in a while
FAYLA
hey boo. I was gettin my scrub on last night and thought of you and was like hmmm why for I aint hip to the scrub movement by w**p 
DTTS
girl how is yew on today? chile how bout i fount out TN is one of the mutual recognition states with FL, so my license will transfer when i move with only a 40 question exam instead of having to start from scratch. won’t He do it??

DIVA/TAKEN
NIKKE
DTTS, sheeeittt, yall already don’t know how to act…. but whose got Amaretto Ciroc at home for the holidays?
That cashier woulda jumped cross that counter and snatched both meh and yew. They not playin in Big Ham.
You did right. Getcho food and STFU

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Backs to each other
Who Dat says:
Dubb
I needed you in Hardees on Saturday while I was leaving Birmingham. I had to do some small scale business talk with UAB.
One of the cashiers tried me for all I was. I needed you to read that heaux for me.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I would read anybody anyplace….EXCEPT FOR…Jefferson County Alabama.
Which is where you were. Which is where my peepa is. I got two aunties and cousins in Bessemer. You not about to get MY-EYE azz whooped. That cashier woulda jumped cross that counter and snatched both meh and yew. They not playin in Big Ham. You did right. Getcho food and STFU.
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That’s where I’m from Bessma
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
*leaves 20%off Anna’s* for MsDiva

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Hursh gal….shid Diva bought her some 800ct sheets at Penny's last weekend they had a good linen sale #happywomanwholovessheets
MissH
Amaretto vodka sounds like my typa ish yo! :woot:
FAYLA
hey boo. I was gettin my scrub on last night and thought of you and was like hmmm why for I aint hip to the scrub movement by w**p
girl it is SEW exclusive, i’s SO sensitive about new ish
but I got
YEW
Yo Fiancee
DTTS
Dimpz
Gelly
@Just
Taken
Ky
are on my to “give” list for my new-new
i lubb that ish! body smoove like BUTTA! *rubs self*
Harlemmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hey my sassy boo
<<< My black azz not trying to die in Bessama. SHOLE how the hail they say it @Master Beta. NO HAIL.
Amaretto Ciroc
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I want to try that but I have coconut..anything for that one?
Harlem :hugs: Fay
I have gotten enough laughs in on Floyd to last me through 10 minutes of work. Whew I will be back
*slams file drawer*
DivaRo, Fay, Yall
Nikke what we need to do with the amaretto ciroc hun
Divaaaaaa!! :2dance: hey suga, what’s crackalackin?
sup brutafuh?
Nikke!!
Beta!!
is yew lumanatty nah with that gravi? 
<—is ready to Scrub
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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Why didn't she tell anybody bout the damn sale
@NikkeMinxx says:
DTTS, sheeeittt, yall already don’t know how to act…. but whose got Amaretto Ciroc at home for the holidays?
___________________
with dr. pepper. let the church say amen!
but you know im thinking it would be good with some egg nog too.
Yes Fayla and I got my eye on you *Drake Monotone
I wish Ye’s song was actually good.
Bring old Ye back. 
*tackle* I dun made the whipsclusive list FAY!!!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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chile I ain't seent ya!!!! I hope they have another one like that on Black Friday…I'mma stock up and be done with sheets for awhile. I thought of you though
Ty

@Fay I can't call it
MissNewYawka fancy seeing you here
Oh Ty

You see I scheduled a “mtg tonight” ?
Dubb & Ty!
u know what it ill!
Nikke always have them exclusive likkas. now i must have amaretto vodka!
Masterbeta if you don’t get with that fuggin eye chile….
i lubb that ish! body smoove like BUTTA! *rubs self*
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We still waiting for your tight blouse pic
Nikke always have them exclusive likkas
that’s why Im waiting on her to tell me her recipe for the amaretto ciroc 
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Yes Fayla and I got my eye on you *Drake Monotone
*tackle* I dun made the whipsclusive list FAY
lubb my woses, sure do!
Diva
uuummm
I don’t have no shirt in my email or tess (though topless pics are welcome also) 
*cues I Wanna Go Outside In The Rain*

My bad Ty… DO NOT make the traditonal amaretto sour with it. It’s too “spicy”.
Whomever sasid the eggnog, is definitley right… It will go well with coke or vanilla coke. It also is a good coffee shot…
There. That should do it! Can’t turn a pregnant lady down

Good thinking Gelly!
Drake went on a date with ..Zoe Kravitz?

Yummy… Eggnog too
Hey FayFay (Tatted’s original BayBay)….
If any of you like warm apple cider, that worked well, too.
no he didnt bedazzle them Hunter boots like so. EJ Johnson somewhere stewing with jealousy!

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yeah but EJ wore the hell outta his boots The beads were shooting at folks while he walked
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EJ somewhere with his lips purched
OutsidetheBox says:
i lubb that ish! body smoove like BUTTA! *rubs self*
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Y’all always manufacturing some chit.
I said Gelly..how this gremlin-ed into all yall?
And its just a Michael Jackson tee. Move around. Nothing to see here.
FAYLA That scrub I use is everything to me but supporting you is everything
MASTER’S gravie make me not want to say hi
TY
Drake Monotone
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This chit here

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE KEEP EXPECTING ME TO DO ACTUAL WORK AT MY JOB???

me and one of the other basketball moms had some ciroc amaretto mixed with pinnacle coconut in our dr. pepper bottles during the kids’ practice
we was
it came out in the summer. should be everywhere by now. they even got the tiny little wino bottles of it.
@Orange Blossom…. Only one person asked me to put theirs with coconut pineapple.. We had acpouple test bopttles this summer… if you like Jeremiah Wede it mixed well with that and sweet/sour….
Lord Jesus I just saw an updated pic of Oprah’s toes!

That Amaretto though with my
ahhhhh good times
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Stuck between fair and middling..
:hug:Sad you making that move too.
Drake went on a date with ..Zoe Kravitz?
i can totally see this being a good couple
Hey FayFay (Tatted’s original BayBay)….
Don’t be sad about it. Just make the trip to TN
Me and Fay’ll be waitin for ya at the aquarium.
Lord Jesus I just saw an updated pic of Oprah’s toes!
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They look good enough to suck on dont they
@DIVA
What’s up?
Don’t act like you ain’t wake up next to me this morning!
but supporting you is everything
i know u’on be gettin mushy so i’m not eem mo slayed!
i love u bewzilla!
i’m finna go, i cry if an ant gets smashed in fronna meh. i got it BAD!
Sooo I just got an apology for a big fight… like put yo ass out kinda fight and part of it was “I did it on purpose. I like it when you get upset. It’s attractive and entertaining cuz it’s the only time you’re passionate about anything.”
Nucca I almost packed your shyt and you making me upset cuz it’s cute when I yell?!?!?!
He’s so duuuuumb.
Don’t be sad about it. Just make the trip to TN
Me and Fay’ll be waitin for ya at the aquarium.
:stop: hole UP! i’s got peepas in TN & i aint eem no it??
Nash or Nooga?
i still miss my BayBay although we’re still in touch i do miss her font cuttin up on heah.
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me too Fay tell her I said hey
:wave: @ Harlem
FuturedocDonte says:
Lord Jesus I just saw an updated pic of Oprah’s toes!
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They look good enough to suck on dont they
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the fugg you say….them toes look like they fighting to get on top of each other…
@Man… shhhh don’t let our little secret out…you know how these Roses get jealous
Sooo I just got an apology for a big fight… like put yo ass out kinda fight and part of it was “I did it on purpose. I like it when you get upset. It’s attractive and entertaining cuz it’s the only time you’re passionate about anything.”
Nucca I almost packed your shyt and you making me upset cuz it’s cute when I yell?!?!?!
doth he not KNOW u’s carryin a BABY & don’t need no dumb fake stress like that?! &*$&*&)#&**!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Sandra on a roll today sheesh pushing em out today
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jinx?
Lord Jesus I just saw an updated pic of Oprah’s toes!
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They not still throwing gang signs is they?
TY
i shole will suga! 
Fay
You have my whole name, email, physical address and erthang else crazy woman. The Ville
the fugg you say….them toes look like they fighting to get on top of each other…
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So a big azz YES to me in 204.
:crying1: it’s ONLY 11:49 haysoos!
FAY if nothing else Im genuine and LOYAL
“I did it on purpose. I like it when you get upset. It’s attractive and entertaining cuz it’s the only time you’re passionate about anything.”
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He is not dumb alone.
Fay
You have my whole name, email, physical address and erthang else crazy woman. The Ville
*puts fanga up to mouf in shhhh motion* (no worries it’s CLEAN)
chile i aint feel like look that chit up
ok so that’s like 2 hours away, i can deal!
I just said he’s not that smart Fay
I didn’t realize it until it was too late. All them books he reads fooled me.
Why do guys think this is a good idea? I was proposed to like this, swear to God. Pissed me off ALL day then popped the question.
all i heard was DAMN Gina I WILL marry you! u happy NOW Gina?!
I am over here listening the Best Man Holiday soundtrack :headphones: good stuff
doth he not KNOW u’s carryin a BABY & don’t need no dumb fake stress like that?! &*$&*&)#&**!
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We leaving him meat in his car or NOT @Gelly?
SAY THE WORD
He is not dumb alone.
When we running away togetha?
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I just said he’s not that smart Fay
I didn’t realize it until it was too late. All them books he reads fooled me.
AND 14 years later i can still say +1
brang it in!
Jen-nay!!!
u’s included as well. scroll up in u don’t know what i’m tambout 
“I did it on purpose. I like it when you get upset. It’s attractive and entertaining cuz it’s the only time you’re passionate about anything.”
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Dat nigga lying!
Po gelly :hugs:

Today is my hubs bday
Bout to go workout for my lunch break. I got a plan to stick to
Who Dat says:
Lord Jesus I just saw an updated pic of Oprah’s toes!
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They not still throwing gang signs is they?
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Dubb she needs killing for her toes looking like that!!!! Her big toe is almost touching over to her pinky toe
i memba byke in the days i usta thank i was gwan end up wiff a group of fwends living together like the the Golden Girls
it’s too late or nah?
Im so hype for the holidays. Getting the house holiday ready this weekend but I AINT decorating yet
am over here listening the Best Man Holiday soundtrack :headphones: good stuff
but I STILL haven’t seen the movie so hush till next Monday folks 
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naw Dubb… my baby boy gotta ride in that car sometimes too :crying1:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I am over here listening the Best Man Holiday soundtrack good stuff
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I like Uncle Cholly & R Kelly’s songs, the rest, mmm…okay
DID FLOYD sweet azz RAID Rihanna’s closet… I can’t stand these metrosexual azz ninjas of the new millennium
Jenayyyyyyyyyyy hey sis!
it’s not too late Fay! Cept who else finna move here?
It can’t just be us staring at each other for eternity. 
Fayla&BrendenSittinInATreeW-H-I-P-P-I-N-GWhipfinity
says:
make the boredom go ‘way please!
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you want some leftover halloween candy that i just found?
Diva
felinelurker says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
I am over here listening the Best Man Holiday soundtrack good stuff
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I like Uncle Cholly & R Kelly’s songs, the rest, mmm…okay
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I like all of em :headphones: and Rkelly could have atleast came up with something better than that…… he bout to wear that step mess out
Charlie song is okay 
it’s not too late Fay! Cept who else finna move here?
It can’t just be us staring at each other for eternity.
who u got in mind?
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@Orange
you want some leftover halloween candy that i just found?
The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran says:
DID FLOYD sweet azz RAID Rihanna’s closet… I can’t stand these metrosexual azz ninjas of the new millennium
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jeniefrumdabloc says:
I like all of em and Rkelly could have atleast came up with something better than that…… he bout to wear that step mess out Charlie song is okay
November 19, 2013 at 1:12 pm
I have the cd at my desk, too. O Holy Night was always a favorite but to hear the babies sing it
I blame this whole trend on Derrick J and that Lawrence fella.
Y’all need to get out more.
Its so boring. And I have a meeting. 
I guess we just stuck in this Glitter Post now
Mary J’s Christmas album
Are all of those clothes female clothes? who told him this was ok all together?
We giving out rotten candy now
Razzle, we have determined that that’s his Get a Bish Back getup for 50

Diva if u still in here Wally World will have Beats for $119 before 6 on Thanksgiving
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Razzle, we have determined that that’s his Get a Bish Back getup for 50

must be. because he looks rediculous
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BayouBoy says:
I blame this whole trend on Derrick J and that Lawrence fella.
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either yall too young to remember or yall in denial but entertainers have been dressing like this since the days of whodini in the 80s. men wearing nut huggers and glitter aint hardly new. thts the thing about nostalgia, people pick and choose what they wanna remember.
DTTS my teeth may be rotten but my candy aint
Ty
Macy’s has $15
What OrB
either yall too young to remember or yall in denial but entertainers have been dressing like this since the days of whodini in the 80s. men wearing nut huggers and glitter aint hardly new. thts the thing about nostalgia, people pick and choose what they wanna remember.
Say what you will, but I don’t remember no manly man carryng no purse around. At least not where I come from.
You better not be hitting on me
Say what you will


Yeen never used watch Solid Gold?
Somebody do some searching and check on NeNe.
Just heard she was rushed to the hospital – blood clot or something serious like that.
She told Greg she didn’t want to use that industrial broom. Dayum!
look thru your daddy and uncle and nem old photo albums.
bet you find something tight and shiny up in there.
…..but you dont have to take myyyyy word for it.
I done pulled out my Velvet Rope album by Janet Jackson :headphones:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Ty
I just remember her talking about one of the youngins wanting some
Macy’s has $15
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Chile my headphones cost $5 at 5 Below
either yall too young to remember
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I never feel as old as I am till I come here.
I mean bell bottoms! Prince!
These crazy kids. 
LadieLeo says:
Me and friend were talking about her husband catching 2 IT folk a$$ nekky on his security job. The dude was the chick….my question was why both of them had to be a$$ nekky though. She coulda just pulled her pannies to the side.
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whoa! I woulda walked in & probly tripped trying to get back out!
KC

I am going to find some grub
@ Kay she had a heart attack. Rita Ora collapsed in Miami too on a photo shoot
no manly man carryng no purse around.
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Youre a boy so I guess you just don’t see those backpack straps.
And would you tell this manly man he carrying a purse? To his face?
Get me going.
felinelurker says:
LadieLeo says:
Me and friend were talking about her husband catching 2 IT folk a$$ nekky on his security job. The dude was the chick….my question was why both of them had to be a$$ nekky though. She coulda just pulled her pannies to the side.
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whoa! I woulda walked in & probly tripped trying to get back out!
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He turned them in and they were promptly terminated….now they have to go home to their spouses with an excuse as to why they were terminated and ain’t getting unemployment.
She told Greg she didn’t want to use that industrial broom. Dayum!
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i be forgetting that ppl born in the 90s are already grown now
my son be like mommy you was born in the LAST century
2 IT folk a$$ nekky
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Nerds.

LadieLeo says:
He turned them in and they were promptly terminated….now they have to go home to their spouses with an excuse as to why they were terminated and ain’t getting unemployment.
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what? why did he tell? for tryna get some cut up?
why he snitching like that??
I like my dudes to dress a little more manly…..we both can’t have red bottoms and purses!!!
OutsidetheBox says:
2 IT folk a$$ nekky
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Nerds.
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unemployed nerds…..he said both of them were talking about can I talk to you right quick. You a$$ nekky what you got to say
Its all cyclical so sheesh broaden your horizons..open a book or a photo album of olde.
Orange Blossom says:
LadieLeo says:
He turned them in and they were promptly terminated….now they have to go home to their spouses with an excuse as to why they were terminated and ain’t getting unemployment.
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what? why did he tell? for tryna get some cut up?
why he snitching like that??
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Probably because that’s his job he’s security but second the broad has a real bad attitude, acts really snooty and such…..I bet she humble like a mofo now though.
I am tired of Sandra going to glaze donut holes in the middle of the afternoon on us. SICK OF IT.
TUH
I like my dudes to dress a little more manly…..we both can’t have red bottoms and purses!!!
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Actor Alfonso Ribeiro was left in tears after a completing a daunting task on British reality show I’m a Celebrity…Get Met Out of Here!
Actor Alfonso Ribeiro broke down in tears within hours of beginning his stint on jungle-based realityTv show I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! when he was forced to confront deadly scorpions and leap from a helicopter.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air star has joined contestants on the British Tv hit, in which celebrities face their biggest fears while spending three weeks camping in an Australian rainforest. The 2013 series of the endurance contest launched on Sunday (17Nov13) and Ribeiro’s nerves began to show within minutes.
He was seen trembling with fear and saying he was “really, really nervous” as he prepared for the contestants’ traditional skydive into the jungle and admitted after landing safely that it had been “quite possibly the scariest thing I’ve ever done in my life,” adding, “I didn’t like that.” However, his first day in the camp went from bad to worse when he took part in a trial to win food for his teammates and had to solve a puzzle while 75 scorpions crawled over his head, face and body. After winning the task, Ribeiro was seen wiping tears from his eyes and fighting to control his emotions as he said, “That was, er… tougher than I thought.”
Former Westlife singer Kian Egan reportedly received treatment from medics for several cuts to his body he suffered while racing his rivals across an island at the start of the contest. Other stars taking part in this year’s (13) U.K. series include six-times world snooker champion Steve Davis and Olympic gold medal-winning swimmer Rebecca Adlington.
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can I talk to you right quick
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This is the line any Florida nigga use when they done fukked up.. “right quick”
but its bout to be xmas! you cant be getting ppl fired like that.
thats cold
i woulda closed the door back and went bout my business. then again, my morals are questionable at best so…..
Houston stripper Jhonni Blaze describes her night with Rihanna and Drake.
Jhonni Blaze, who says that she danced for Drake and Rihanna for over three hours, exclusively told E! News that Rihanna arrived at V Live Gentlemen’s Club alone at around 2 a.m. and, half an hour later, Drake showed up and asked club security to move Rihanna over to his section.
“I bet you want to be sitting with Drake, right?” Blaze said she overheard a security guard asking Rihanna, who smiled and said yes.
And once they were together, they “looked like a couple,” sat very close to each other and were even dressed alike, Blaze recalled. She said the two were “really cool people” and that Rihanna even gave her advice about her budding singing career, telling the dancer to “dream big” and not be afraid to put herself out there.
Blaze, the lead stripper at the Vicious Vixens Agency and T-shirt designer who also plans to start an eponymous foundation to help the homeless in Texas, said that she and the “Stay” singer also bonded over their partially shaved hairdos.
Drake, however, didn’t talk much because “he was too busy throwing money,” she laughed. All told, the “Make Me Proud” rapper spent about $12,000 last night and Rihanna spent more than $5,000. Blaze said that she herself collected around $10,000 from the duo and the rest was split among some of the other ladies who entertained the famous pair.
Rihanna spotted her dancing in another section, Blaze said, and requested that she come and dance for them. When she walked over, the stripper added, RiRi whipped out some cash and “started slapping my butt.”
Blaze said that Rihanna only had two drinks and that neither her nor Drake drank or smoked very much. When it was time to go, the dancer said, he and Rihanna left together and headed off in the same vehicle.
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Hi DTTS. Thank you. Orange. . . I love that font. Kaycei. . . you keep me in stitches rounst here. I can’t even come up with words for Dub. I can only shake my head and laugh. As you can tell,
New autopsy reports prove actress Brittany Murphy did not die of natural causes.
Shocking new developments in the re-investigation of Brittany Murphy’s untimely demise confirm her father’s long-standing suspicions of a possible poisoning. Angelo Bertolotti never believed the conclusion of the LA Coroner that both Brittany and her husband Simon Monjack died of natural causes (pneumonia and anemia), five months apart.
After years of litigation and obstruction, Brittany’s father secured the release of her hair, blood and tissues for independent testing. Based on the symptoms exhibited by Brittany and Simon shortly prior to their deaths, Mr. Bertolotti ordered testing for heavy metals and toxins. The Office of the Los Angeles Coroner admittedly did not test for any poisonous substances.
A father’s heart steered him in the right direction, since the tests confirmed Angelo Bertolotti’s worst suspicions. The lab report states, “Ten (10) of the heavy metals evaluated were detected at levels higher that the WHO [The World Health Organization] high levels. Testing the hair strand sample identified as” back of the head” we have detected ten (10) heavy metals at levels above the WHO high levels recommendation. If we were to eliminate the possibility of a simultaneous accidental heavy metals exposure to the sample donor then the only logical explanation would be an exposure to these metals (toxins) administered by a third party perpetrator with likely criminal intent.” (Emphasis added)
Heavy metals can be commonly found in rodenticides (chemicals that kill mice or rats) and insecticides. Symptoms of acute heavy metal poisoning in humans can include headache, dizziness, gastrointestinal, neurological, respiratory, or dermal symptoms such as abdominal cramps, tremors, tachycardia, sweating, disorientation, coughing, wheezing, congestion, and pneumonia. Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack exhibited all of these symptoms prior to their untimely deaths. The levels of heavy metals detected in Brittany Murphy’s hair were from 2 to over 9 times higher than the levels set as “high” by The World Health Organization.
“Vicious rumors, spread by tabloids, unfairly smeared Brittany’s reputation,” said Angelo Bertolotti. “My daughter was neither anorexic nor a drug junkie, as they repeatedly implied. Brittany and Simon were ridiculed by The Hollywood Reporter, when they complained of being under surveillance and in fear for their lives. I will not rest until the truth about these tragic events is told. There will be justice for Brittany.”
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Dang Carlton. Dont you know Black men not afraid of anything.

Good afternoon peoples
Is it possible that I can get a recap? I am in my lazy negress mode today, please and thank you 
“right quick”
Or any female who know they done fckd up
@OTB
“I like my dudes to dress a little more manly…..we both can’t have red bottoms and purses!!!
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The last dude I was serious about refused to wear anything but “…and a white tee” not even kidding. I dont care where we was going…white tee. Omgawd.
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Man, what made you serious bout THAT nigga??? He musta had some bread or something.
OutsidetheBox says:
can I talk to you right quick
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Leo I love when you here. I feel like I am talking to my neighbor what with the local lingo you use.
This is the line any Florida nigga use when they done fukked up.. “right quick”
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Thanks :hugs: Don’t matter how much education we get we still just kinda country……I say hey nah and huh nah….I know that’s bad but it is what it is.
then again, my morals are questionable at best so…..
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I’m terrible.
I was thinking (just for a minute).. if he was fine, I could get my own desk action..blackmail or something.. 
Orange Blossom says:
but its bout to be xmas! you cant be getting ppl fired like that.
thats cold
i woulda closed the door back and went bout my business. then again, my morals are questionable at best so…..
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and risk losing his job round Christmas for them mofos…child boo
Who Dat says:
I am tired of Sandra going to glaze donut holes in the middle of the afternoon on us. SICK OF IT.
I need more eggs in my basket…one extra mean and the other is cracked and all his yolk on the ground (he not that smart).
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In my mind I done watch the couple fck and when they about to be done go about my business
Ty says:
New autopsy reports prove actress Brittany Murphy did not die of natural causes.
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forgot she was dead….never believed it was natural causes anyway
Or any female who know they done fckd up
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ANYONE! OTB10 when I be bout to get on him about something :stop: Mom..can I talk to you right quick?
”
It take all I have not to die laughing.
OutsidetheBox says:
I need more eggs in my basket…one extra mean and the other is cracked and all his yolk on the ground (he not that smart).
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I cant.. I wanna say something but I cant with you
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He know he slow too…he be like I know I’m not that book smart but…..I be like bless his lil heart
That moment Boss Lady cancels a meeting.
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In my mind (bc I am NOT management and no one knows I watched) I done watch the couple fck and when they about to be done go about my business
There will be justice for Brittany.
well DAYUM Ty! Who in hail stood to gain from their deaths?? i always likedid her
@ Leo Im just surprised they didn’t check for foul play. I thought everything was supposed to be checked during an autopsy. Didn’t know you had to request for them to check for rat poison and toxins
I aint no lady. It dont take much for me. He is 6’1.
poison, huh?
white ppl sho do have a lot of ways to call a crackhead any and everything besides a crackhead, dont they?
i think they say amy winehouse died from singing too loud in church and marilyn monroe was a victim of a conspiracy. bless they hearts.
Rihanna even gave her advice about her budding singing career, telling the dancer to “dream big” and not be afraid to put herself out there.
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I wouldn’t take singing advise from them broad just like I wouldn’t take birth control advice from Octomom…child boo
Orange Blossom says:
i woulda closed the door back and went bout my business. then again, my morals are questionable at best so…..
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yesssss!
Ty says:
@ Leo Im just surprised they didn’t check for foul play. I thought everything was supposed to be checked during an autopsy. Didn’t know you had to request for them to check for rat poison and toxins
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I’m not so sure its foul play either…she probably was lacing her smoke with toxins and such, trying to get that next high. Drugs are bad mmmkkkay
He know he slow too…he be like I know I’m not that book smart but…..I be like bless his lil heart
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Orange Blossom says:
poison, huh?
white ppl sho do have a lot of ways to call a crackhead any and everything besides a crackhead, dont they?
they tried to say she overdosed but her husband died 5 mths later 
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she had rat poison in her system
OutsidetheBox says:
He know he slow too…he be like I know I’m not that book smart but…..I be like bless his lil heart
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This chit just made me holler so loud. I know im not that book smart omgawd :rofl Yes bless his heart *wipes face*
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I know I spent 25% of the time giving definitions to words or trying to understand what he was saying cause he was using words wrong. I’m mean so he’d always say you need to humble yourself….that ain’t what humble mean
Leo aint nobody lacing with rat posion chile
In the words of Brown “folks gone wake up dead”
Hollywood couple Taye Diggs and Idina Menzell call it quits on their 11-year marriage.
TAYE Diggs‘ marriage to Idina Menzel is OVER.
The actor was caught cheating on his wife with a sexy brunette in July, and has made no attempts to fix his marriage. He is instead vying for his freedom – because the two are separating! A source close to Diggs told Star magazine that not only is he adamant that a divorce is in the works, but he’s also bragging about his newly single status to strippers at X-rated gentlemen’s clubs around LA.
“Taye isn’t even waiting for the separation to be official,” says the source. “He’s ready to party and let loose.”
Idina and Taye, who would be celebrating their 11-year wedding anniversary in January, are the parents of 4-year-old son Walker.
“Taye will continue to co-parent their son… but as far as he’s concerned, the marriage is over,” said the source.
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Ty says:
Leo aint nobody lacing with rat posion chile
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In high school they use to talk about dipping weed in embalming fluid…ion put nothing past them folk.
:crying1:
Contrary to recent reports Jay Z and Beyonce are not on a trial separation.
Every couple runs into issues in their marriage, but thank goodness HollywoodLife.com has learned EXCLUSIVELY that you’ve chosen to work on your problems, not separate. Here’s why you shouldn’t throw in the towel.
Beyonce and Jay Z – on the outside, you appear to be the perfect power couple — you’re both super talented, super glamorous and super rich. But appearances can be deceiving, and having big bucks and big fame doesn’t guarantee big happiness.
Beyonce & Jay Z NOT Separated — They’re Working On Marriage Problems Together
Even though it seems like you have a glamorous, loving life with your beautiful 19-month-old daughter, Blue Ivy, it’s not completely surprising to learn that your marriage is subject to stresses too. A new report in Star magazine claimed you were having marital issues to the point that you, Beyonce, were actually using your time on tour as a trial separation from Jay Z.
Fortunately, at HollywoodLife.com, we’ve since learned that you’re not thinking of a separation at all, but are actually trying to figure out how to spend more time with Jay Z.
“Their marriage is fine, they’re working on getting together more for the holidays, and nobody should expect a breakup, separation or divorce,” an insider told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.
The reality of the situation, according to our source, is that you, Beyonce and Jay Z, have “normal relationship problems” and that Beyonce’s long world tour is “adding stress to a marriage that is not only important to them, but an entire fan base.”
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a wet willy is when you lace your blunt with formaldehyde. it aint nothing new unless you are rich and white. then somebody poisoned you and it took 2 years to find out
its gonna be justice for brittney just like they gonna find the real killer of nicole brown simpson and ron goldman.
and now that nia long had her baby the calls are coming back in and she should be up for an academy winning role too
yep. any day now
Funky Dineva get on my DAMN nerves!!!
BRB
Good Afternoon…. finally caught a break..
That jacket.. those boots… that pose… why?
are the parents of 4-year-old son Walker
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That elderly baby name
its gonna be justice for brittney just like they gonna find the real killer of nicole brown simpson and ron goldman.
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Chile they found him….locked him up for stealing his own stuff
Lawd. I googled that Johnni Blaze guhl.
Her chit is NSFW. 
LadieLeo says:
Ty says:
Leo aint nobody lacing with rat posion chile
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Those are wet daddies (depending on where u from) in Chicago its whick whack
In high school they use to talk about dipping weed in embalming fluid…ion put nothing past them folk.
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Let me know when my damn gravie change!
the lead stripper
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A REAL job title ladies and gentlemen.
What the fugg?
Ty says:
LadieLeo says:
Ty says:
Leo aint nobody lacing with rat posion chile
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In high school they use to talk about dipping weed in embalming fluid…ion put nothing past them folk.
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Those are wet daddies (depending on where u from) in Chicago its whick whack
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never been a 
I just
lol @ leo
no not oj. the real-real killer
has anybody ever read the children’s book Taye Diggs wrote called Chocolate Me? he has some serious color issues from way back.
Chile they found him….locked him up for stealing his own stuff

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@ OTB is she cute
she should be up for an academy winning role too
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BOL!!!!
:eyeroll: why we still here
Who Dat says:
the lead stripper
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A REAL job title ladies and gentlemen.
What the fugg?
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Hoes need something to aspire too….I meant adult entertainers, you can’t come in day one thinking you on top of the pole!
Orange Blossom says:
lol @ leo
no not oj. the real-real killer
has anybody ever read the children’s book Taye Diggs wrote called Chocolate Me? he has some serious color issues from way back.
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Ion trust it 
book? Can he even read
Funky Dineva as Michelle Williams everyone!
A REAL job title ladies and gentlemen.
What the fugg?
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She is “Diamond”.
Maybe even Ronnie. Opposite of Trixie. 
@ Harlem
Sandra gone to make the donuts
Legs like peewee league base ball bats
She is “Diamond”.
Maybe even Ronnie. Opposite of Trixie. 

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@ OTB so she is like Calvin part of the management crew
@ OTB is she cute
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LadieLeo says:
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book? Can he even read Ion trust it
iono but you can tell he wrote that book with NO supervision. a good black friend would have told him not to publish that mess.
its a good thing he didnt have a dark baby bc the whole book is about his mother and his white friends convincing him its ok to be dark skin.
I HATE Funky D. Fonky ass.

has anybody ever read the children’s book Taye Diggs wrote called Chocolate Me? he has some serious color issues from way back.
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What’s it say?
Her body is ill. Ugh.
Did yall watch LHH? Was there a post? Erica Mena has a nice thick body. She was chubby and everything. In a sexy way.
WHhhhyyyyyyyy are we still in here?
I done fed my crew, ate, cleaned up…
Where is Sandra?
Orange Blossom says:
LadieLeo says:
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book? Can he even read Ion trust it
iono but you can tell he wrote that book with NO supervision. a good black friend would have told him not to publish that mess.
its a good thing he didnt have a dark baby bc the whole book is about his mother and his white friends convincing him its ok to be dark skin.
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my daddy and my friends convinced me it’s okay to be an a$$hole. I really had a complex about it

he boy is teased for looking different than the other kids. His skin is darker, his hair curlier. He tells his mother he wishes he could be more like everyone else. And she helps him to see how beautiful he really, truly is.
From Barnes and Noble… I see what you did here Taye
TY I know
but she forgets this is her numero uno trabajo from the hours of 9-5 TUH
RE: Taye book he did media promotion radios, tvs etc and all he kept saying over and over was that he wanted children that are brown to feel more comfortable in their skin bc growing up he was treated like chit. His self hate issues if you will is evident in his personal life bc of how he chose his mate. Its somewhere on yt from some yrs back.
OutsidetheBox says:
@ OTB is she cute
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missyJ says:
What’s it say?
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some mess about his skin being brown like dirt and hard to wash off. i wont read it to my kids bc i dont want to give them issues that they dont already have.
OTB If I can cut off her face and give her a new puss I would stalk. I like thick bodies like that. Her girl is thick too
its a good thing he didnt have a dark baby bc the whole book is about his mother and his white friends convincing him its ok to be dark skin.
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My boy is going thru some teasing at school about being dark. Its a tough row cause fukk them kids..thats what I wanna say you know but I feel like I need to say more.
Keep saying boys wanna fight him. I’m not sure how to direct him. I just told him you better protect yourself but try to avoid confrontation…but yeah all cause he “Black”
TY your bff is better than me. I told a chick this weekend that her daughters socks were cute
I tried. Next time I will just stfu bc thats better. At least I think 
Whoooh Chile Floyd is lOOking Extra azz hayle.
Nice purse to match ur shoes bruh!
fugg taye diggs, he’s a rude mofo in person
He got that “I know you want me look” AND NO I DON’T
that means hell naw but u trying to say something nice. My bff ran into one of her school friends and told her her baby’s eye lashes were nice. I was
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Complimenting a baby’s eyelashes. And thats it? :crying1: Thats so fukked up.
<–compliments ugly kids features
Me: Gimme them lashes! So pretty! *with a huge grin*
Me: Look at that lil cute lil dimple. Awwwww *with a huge grin*
The Best:
Me: Awww, he looks just like you!
OTB If I can cut off her face and give her a new puss I would stalk. I like thick bodies like that. Her girl is thick too
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My youngin was on FB watching tombout, “yeah she look good…really good.” So I started
*put on glasses* and agreed!
MissHarlem says:
TY your bff is better than me. I told a chick this weekend that her daughters socks were cute

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Yall aint chit. I love babies. I gave somebody baby a bath the other day tho.
Made it super quick. He was possed to be down to my house for a nap; they was having a porty at the house him and his mom were visiting. I dont even know his mama. Lawd I dunn bas’sed that guhl baby. His name was king but that little musk up under his neck was royally funky.
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Bail for George Zimmerman, charged with felony aggravated assault and two misdemeanors on allegations that he pointed a shotgun at his girlfriend in Florida
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE THIS FUGGA OUT!
<—dang her hair red…
Anyway thats the Jhonni Blaze guhl @Ty.
So, you gave her back a Clean Baby?

MissHarlem says:
I like thick bodies like that.
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Hi, I’m Ky…a thicky-kins. So very nice to meet you….
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A Seminole County judge put conditions on Zimmerman’s bail: That he cannot return to two Florida addresses; he cannot have contact with the accuser; he cannot possess weapons; he must wear a monitoring device; and he cannot travel outside Florida.
GET HIM FLORIDA!
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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A Seminole County judge put conditions on Zimmerman’s bail: That he cannot return to two Florida addresses; he cannot have contact with the accuser; he cannot possess weapons; he must wear a monitoring device; and he cannot travel outside Florida.
GET HIM FLORIDA!

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I was watching the coverage online and the two black jail guards were looking at the back of hid head like :rollseyes: and
His name was king but that little musk up under his neck was royally funky.
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@ Yall Seminole county is not going to do shyt to Zimmerman if they let him walk outta there for beating a yt woman
Ty, $9k bail

No guns for him = PRICELESS!
Yall Seminole county is not going to do shyt to Zimmerman if they let him walk outta there for beating a yt woman
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He ain’t beat her he just put a gun in her face…….
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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A Seminole County judge put conditions on Zimmerman’s bail: That he cannot return to two Florida addresses; he cannot have contact with the accuser; he cannot possess weapons; he must wear a monitoring device; and he cannot travel outside Florida.
GET HIM FLORIDA
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I don't have much faith in my state unfortunately. I'm waiting to see the outcome of this Dunn case. If this dude get off it's gonna be fire in the city. He's the dude that shot into a car after arguing with the kids about the radio. Then got his girlfriend drove to a hotel, went to sleep, woke up and drove home 2 hours away. Didn't turn himself in, ain't call nobody, ain't do a dayum thang….He's the epitome of a CAC *in my Chris Rock voice*
KY :hunch: very nice to meet you
I will say if you bring your child to my house with her hair unkempt, not bathed or fed I will do it. Side eye your ass heavenly though
@ Leo and its the same prosecutor for Trayvon’s case
His reason for shooting was “they didn’t follow my orders when I told them to turn the music down”
Sans the red hair and depending on her body make up she might be worth me letting google be my friend
@ OTB she looks exotic and Rhi’s type
@ Yall I thought he wasn’t eligible for bail
He’s a clown
This furthermore proves that him and his ex girlfriend 50 cent were in a relationship. #GirlyMen