Actress Gabrielle Union looked radiant on the red carpet at the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater Opening Night Gala held at New York City Center on Wednesday, Dec. 4. Gabby wore an emerald green Prada strapless gown with a side split.
Photo: Derrick Salters/WENN.com
Studio singer Cassie Ventura accompanied her longtime beau Sean “Puffy” Combs to the 2013 Art Basel Miami Beach event on Thursday. Combs, aka P.Diddy and Puff Daddy, was seen leaving Art Basel Miami Beach with a signed print entitled “Andy Warhol and Jean-Michel Basquiat on a New York City street in 1985.” The print was signed by photographer Ricky Powell.
Photos: WENN.com
All look interesting
That dress
Shoes
Cassie
Puff Take Dat
Something is off about Gabrielle’s face
Cassie looks cute though.
Gab make up looks nice….. I do not like that Bridesmaid dress though
Cassie looks cute
Gabby’s face looked worked on on injected. She didn’t need that.
Studio singer Cassie Ventura
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Hell she not even that
music and voice is straight garbage 
I love Cassie’s tank. Thats sessy.
Kay it do, she got the Kim K face
KayCeiSoul says:
Gabby’s face looked worked on on injected. She didn’t need that.
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You know her azz is insecure as hell
that dress looks like a home ec project.
go back and try again when you have the answers, gabby
OutsidetheBox says:
I love Cassie’s tank. Thats sessy.
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Yasss I like the entire look
sept that damn hair
Gabby’s face looked worked on on injected. She didn’t need that.
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She looks very umm something. We have the same cheekbones. Didnt know that till I lost weight. I miss my fat face. Trim faces look older.
KayCeiSoul says:
Gabby’s face looked worked on on injected. She didn’t need that.
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I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
Gabs dress looks like an ugly bridesmaid dress
and it looks thick
I dont like gabbys dress but thats my boo..her dress is too bridesmaid-ish.. prom-ish..and those black shoes are a nono …black shoes and green dresses shouldnt be allowed in church lol..
Gabby done got some fillers, thats why she looks joker mouthish
Open toe in December?
@KAICEI
“Gabby’s face looked worked on on injected. She didn’t need that.”
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I was just thinking that. But think back a few weeks, Sandra put up a pic of Gabby and she was looking her age so maybe she did “need” to do this…
… being in Hollywood and all.
I see bsmith changed the prize from $300 to $1000 cash and a $300 gift card at Victoria secret
what idiot figured it would be ok, to put a furn on that work of art?? some people
I hate what Gabby is wearing. *lip sneer*
Is Puffy getting shorter? And fatter?
Gabby’s dress looks too big
Cassie sure is purty
Why does Gabby’s big toe curve like that?
Gabby….. No Ma’am! Prada Schmada that dress looks like it came from David’s Bridal. Those shoes are old lady sharp – rest home chic. Cassie is cute. Puffy, Diddy, P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Baby Daddy lawd.
I saw Gabb hanging with Kim’s slutty azz
maybe she gave her some pointers
Dress by Prada, they could’ve kept that overpriced bullchit
Futuredoc dont get banned u know she said dont bring up old post in new post lol jk
Couga!!! Im sitting here like now who designed that?
Now I swear if somebody just hung that chit on there as decor? :crying1: TERRIBLE!
Cassie…
My goodness. Why can’t more women look like that?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Is Puffy getting shorter? And fatter?
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I was thinking the same thing
he is gaining
luVn_liFe… says:
B . .
I havent decided LET ALone had the time.
Bish said I was 350pds last year. Some random chick was like, “Hey
what you take?” :crying1:
So are you not going back in for one?<- I havent decided, I KNOW I DO NOT WANT THAT crease back in my glabella
Bish said I “look weak” and must be “dying slow” cause I lost weight..
EWH,StankFACE; why is BM#2 coming for you.
U lost that much
hvent been in a while but i wanna go to AA this year. that show is so dam good. i love that there is no dialogue so you have to make up your own story based on the movement, the costumes and the title of the performance, etc.
gets me high.
my imagination be on a thousand.
@JENIE
“I saw Gabb hanging with Kim’s slutty azz maybe she gave her some pointers
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Lil Kim?

I hope Gabby gets work on her teeth gritting ass voice. Nice prom dress.
rwilliams4782 says:
Open toe in December?
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Maybe it depends on where you live? I dont know.
Im so wrapped up travelling in this winter weather, my face is barely open. I damn near look like Im about to rob somebody.
Andy Warhol paintings are expensive
Cassie can get it
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
“I saw Gabb hanging with Kim’s slutty azz maybe she gave her some pointers
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Lil Kim?
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Fat Azz Kim
@JENIE
“Is Puffy getting shorter? And fatter?
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I was thinking the same thing he is gaining
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I mean, I don’t remember him being really tall but he wasn’t a midget either; but look at everyone else in the photo.
They way taller than him. Even the female…
Did Sandra photo shop this?
williams4782 says:
Open toe in December?
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FOR SURE!
Its hot like the desert here today
The movie is about two brothers, and one is an NBA star (Lebron James) while the other is frustrated with living in the shadow of his superstar sibling (Kevin Hart), but gets a chance to prove himself at a fantasy camp.
^^^
Wow. Forgive me if I broke a rule but
interesting
@JENIE
““I saw Gabb hanging with Kim’s slutty azz maybe she gave her some pointers
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Lil Kim?
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Fat Azz Kim
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Must be someone new.

Never heard of her before.
Honey I was hoping Gabby would get a top lip implant
rwilliams4782 says:
Open toe in December?
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its 64 in nyc today. so yeah. plus, ion think that she walked there.
Ok, so I never want to have that situation again. Because she just walked over to me and turned in her badge and timesheet. I’m looking like
cause I don’t know what to say. The lady standing behind her. Come to find out this chick had been changing her hours on her time sheet. I can’t with ppl today.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
“Is Puffy getting shorter? And fatter?
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I was thinking the same thing he is gaining
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I mean, I don’t remember him being really tall but he wasn’t a midget either; but look at everyone else in the photo.
They way taller than him. Even the female…
Did Sandra photo shop this?
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When you gain weight and get older they say you start to look like you shrinking
Spread …… like ya get wide
gypsyeyes says:
Ok, so I never want to have that situation again. Because she just walked over to me and turned in her badge and timesheet. I’m looking like
cause I don’t know what to say. The lady standing behind her. Come to find out this chick had been changing her hours on her time sheet. I can’t with ppl today.
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damn
see come on now……
that’s that mess I don’t like
….. just do the right thing damn!
@JENIE
“When you gain weight and get older they say you start to look like you shrinking Spread …… like ya get wide”
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Yeah, but I thought that happened in your 60’s or 70’s and even then it was a couple of inches shorter.
This nigga look half a foot shorter in this pic!


I hope that photo of Gabby is just the angle and lighting and not her permanent mug.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@JENIE
“When you gain weight and get older they say you start to look like you shrinking Spread …… like ya get wide”
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Yeah, but I thought that happened in your 60?s or 70?s and even then it was a couple of inches shorter.
This nigga look half a foot shorter in this pic!
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Hell he 55
he damn near there
EWH,StankFACE; why is BM#2 coming for you.
U lost that much
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This bish is not even his baby mama.
Bottom bitch = hoe that will fukk with you no matter what..dude can be married, beating her ass, or otherwise, and she will fukk with him. Like a pimp.. “a bottom bitch” 
I only lost about 25 pds girl. She stunting. It just bothered me that when black women lose weight its something “wrong” I told her I worked for it *rubs hands up and down body..fake hair toss* and thats when she said you was 350 last year.

on Gabbie –
New Makeup artist – It’s looks like the works of contouring. My thoughts…
Any makeup enthusiasts up in here? :newhere: <<<<<—To Make up
FOR SURE!
Its hot like the desert here today
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*wiggles toes*
Ion know what Gypsy talmbout but misrepresentation of hours worked is a fireable offense. They better read the workplace code of conduct.
Just Look :fistbump:
Fat Azz Kim
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and all the while i thought you meant kim porter but that cleared things right on up. Jenie cray
you was 350 last year
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These bitches bold
rwilliams4782 says:
Open toe in December?
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Well they have those open toe boots…. Haven’t caught on to the craze yet.
But I mostly wear them to evening engagements and to church with hose.
LIVE FOR OPEN TOE.
OutsidetheBox says:
EWH,StankFACE; why is BM#2 coming for you.
Bottom bitch = hoe that will fukk with you no matter what..dude can be married, beating her ass, or otherwise, and she will fukk with him. Like a pimp.. “a bottom bitch”
U lost that much
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This bish is not even his baby mama.
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a bottom bitch
Black women are easy (insider)
I only lost about 25 pds girl.
Only!!!
She stunting. It just bothered me that when black women lose weight its something “wrong” I told her I worked for it *rubs hands up and down body..fake hair toss* and thats when she said you was 350 last year
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I got nothing on when a black person does it as opposed to a sprite
#FOCKERS
They didn’t have a steam iron nowheres around for po Gabby’s dress
She needs to talk to someone bout that
OutsidetheBox says:
Couga!!! Im sitting here like now who designed that?
Now I swear if somebody just hung that chit on there as decor? :crying1: TERRIBLE!
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that area must have felt empty, then some idiot prolly thought, “hmm..maybe a live plant??
oh! lets hang it on this artwork, its just some fuggin’ wood. ;hahaha:
Andy Warhol paintings are expensive
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Did you see the “one” that his niece say she did of Kim..in Warhol style? :crying1: It is so butt fugging ugly. She look STOOPID as fukk! I love it. Dumb bitch. Fukk ye. Brang old ye back.
I get so emotional.
But I like Bound 2.
The song not the vid. Seaking of Ye, Sway said, “For the record, I love Kanye West. That’s my little brother. Everything Kanye said, I think is true. In fact, I believe in everything he’s trying to do. Ya’ll should listen to the message he said in that interview.”
She done gave herself overtime and she aint been here. child done said she worked 10 hours on thanksgiving and we were all off. by the way she 49 yrs old.
Orange
The Sunny South is living up to its reputation. I know the roaches is happy. It’s warm outside and I bet they in these trees hunching like a muffugga.
Speaking of hunching, I DID NOT get the pussy last night. Them damn surfboards get you every time.
I wonder how/why Cassie ain’t got pregnant for Puff like the rest of his women do.
He might be slippin her something to keep her sterile.
….. just do the right thing damn!
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What is wrong with peepah! Ughh it makes me personally ill. You gone jeopardize your whole job for a few hours?
:eyeroll:
Idk I just dont believe in mixing seasons..saw a chick with long sleeve shirt and sandals.. I ws like
gypsyeyes says:
She done gave herself overtime and she aint been here. child done said she worked 10 hours on thanksgiving and we were all off. by the way she 49 yrs old.
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A damn thief
I can’t stand a thief …… dishonest fugga!
I’m thinking the contoured the fugg out of Gabby’s face …
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We here >>>>>>>US<<<<<<<
SHE might be slippin herSELF something to keep her sterile.
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TUH!
I’m thinking the contoured the fugg out of Gabby’s face … cause that’s what her nose looks like
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But I mostly wear them to evening engagements and to church with hose.
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Next time, include the word “panty” before hose please. Thanks.
herro folks
@69
“Speaking of hunching, I DID NOT get the pussy last night. ”
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Man, speaking of that, I’m goin to the Kanye concert tonight. She betta be bustin sumpin open tonight!
you would think somehting as priceless as a warhol/basquiat would be wrapped up to keep it from getting damaged, but i guess you cant stunt unless its out in the open.
puffy is a mess but i love his Revolt Channel
JMO says:
But I mostly wear them to evening engagements and to church with hose.
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Next time, include the word “panty” before hose please. Thanks.
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I like Gabby dress but those shoes
They look like the shoes Roj Momma on whats happening had on last night.
These bitches bold
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She had three ppl in the car with her. It was just me and my homegirl walking from the club.
Run it.
@LUVN
“SHE might be slippin herSELF something to keep her sterile.
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TUH!
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Well chit, she must have a hella contract or something cause we all know she only with that nigga for his money.
OutsidetheBox says:
….. just do the right thing damn!
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What is wrong with peepah! Ughh it makes me personally ill. You gone jeopardize your whole job for a few hours?
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ok?! Just actually stay if thats the case, print some chit, slam some file cabinets and comment on SR like the rest of us over achievers
What is wrong with peepah! Ughh it makes me personally ill. You gone jeopardize your whole job for a few hours?
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A “frew” owahs. You know how we speak. Trying to be all edjakated and shyt.
What wedding Gabi going to
OutsidetheBox says:
….. just do the right thing damn!
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What is wrong with peepah! Ughh it makes me personally ill. You gone jeopardize your whole job for a few hours
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a damn thief will do that……
them type will steal from they own mamma ! 
i see Cassie left the glam squad home….she looks rather regular today…kewt tho
pregnant for Puff
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Boot speak.
Pregnant “for” 
@ORANGE
“you would think somehting as priceless as a warhol/basquiat would be wrapped up to keep it from getting damaged, but i guess you cant stunt unless its out in the open.”
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Then he got it turned just so the papparrazi can snap some pics of it.
OH
I posted something downstairs, but I’m not gonna bring it up here. I was just gonna font
to yall, and I refreshed and I see there’s a new post. Anywhoo
Irene…
you would think somehting as priceless as a warhol/basquiat would be wrapped up to keep it from getting damaged, but i guess you cant stunt unless its out in the open.
puffy is a mess but i love his Revolt Channel
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ALLA DIS. HOW THE PEEPAH GONE KNOW?!?!

Open toe shoes..yall think gabby had on some nude panty hose?
Hey Bad
Hey Hissy Fitz! :wave:
Man
Yesterday was my bday. Bunch of friends their gf all of is went to dinner. My best friend gf got me a date. I was expecting the pussy it was my day but she ridin a surfboard so she said.
I told her I worked for it *rubs hands up and down body..fake hair toss* and thats when she said you was 350 last year.

You read where I was from downstairs right
We love people stanking in the skreets 
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you want me to get her for you
#Stuffstudiothugssay
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Man, speaking of that, I’m goin to the Kanye concert tonight. She betta be bustin sumpin open tonight!
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man you shoulda told somebody who was going to skype that ish. so you and ol girl could watch it and dance in the living room. spending money on dates and such…the very idea
Cassie looks pretty.
Gabby looks like she is going to a quinceinera to marry bleach at the laundry mat
I can’t stand a thief
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Told my chirren Im the kind that will drive them to the station myself if they EVER! I cant stand no rougish muthafukka. Lawd knows.
hey Jackson & Jenie…how goes it?
s
@COUGAR LOVER
“what happened dude?
Man, speaking of that, I’m goin to the Kanye concert tonight. She betta be bustin sumpin open tonight!
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man you shoulda told somebody who was going to skype that ish. so you and ol girl could watch it and dance in the living room. spending money on dates and such…the very idea
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Yeah, I actually wanna go tho cause it’s Kanye and I’m a big fan.
**fingers crossed that Kim is somewhere in the audience**
Man, I wish this chick could just meet in the hotel room afterwards tho and not even go to the concert with me.
A “frew” owahs.
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Legit how I said it. :crying1:

Yall talking about open toe shoes and wiggling toes and chit and I just went to the kitchen for a hot chocolate… hate you all.
she ridin a surfboard
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Umm
Ewww.
She done gave herself overtime and she aint been here. child done said she worked 10 hours on thanksgiving and we were all off. by the way she 49 yrs old
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That old buzzard need to kill herself. How you still lying to get on and you played hop scotch with Madame CJ Walker?? :stop: You should know better by now
@69
“Man
Yesterday was my bday. Bunch of friends their gf all of is went to dinner. My best friend gf got me a date. I was expecting the pussy it was my day but she ridin a surfboard so she said. ”
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I hope you ain’t pay for her meal.

69 says:
Man
Yesterday was my bday. Bunch of friends their gf all of is went to dinner. My best friend gf got me a date. I was expecting the pussy it was my day but she ridin a surfboard so she said
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Whats a surf board
is that slang for something…. I know I have been out of the sex game for awhile …. but I never heard of that 
No Gabby breaka-Union
:stop:
And YAAAS CASSIE!!! Loves the top, the whole emsemble! Not the hair but yeah that outfit is soo me. I miss my smaller boobies..I used to rock tanks like this all the time
Sandra Rose says:
KayCeiSoul says:
Gabby’s face looked worked on on injected. She didn’t need that.
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I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
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Naw Auntie. She’s lookin’ kinda JigSaw-ish.
Kinda KC from Mr. Dressup-ish (Google)
Kinda MadamFromSolidGold-ish
Kinda Aunt Viv-ish.
She done fugged herself CLEAN up.
ok?! Just actually stay if thats the case, print some chit, slam some file cabinets and comment on SR like the rest of us over achievers
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Chit easy as pie.
I guess it aint for everybody. 
@69 Happy belated bday

She done gave herself overtime and she aint been here. child done said she worked 10 hours on thanksgiving and we were all off. by the way she 49 yrs old
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DAYUM! She thought no one would look at that tho??
@JMO – Me and you gonna :fight:
You still got a F
Whats a surf board is that slang for something
she’s leaking
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Maxi pad boo
OutsidetheBox says:
ok?! Just actually stay if thats the case, print some chit, slam some file cabinets and comment on SR like the rest of us over achievers
I guess it aint for everybody.
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Chit easy as pie.
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@Kaycei: hunty the only Madame Gold in the flesh is Ms Towanda my husband is a bum nigga Braxton
Cant wait to get me some.. I done went all out for Christmas I better
On purpose. Cause that other photo of Gabby should have lead. But eh
Its your world. You the cool kid here. :meangirlsnarkylaugh:
Happy Belated Bday @69!
hey Gigi, Kaycei, Just & JMO
Yall I am up here CRINE!!! She done snatched off the badge and cussed me and the other temp out and I don’t know why!!!
@OTB
@Bad
@Just lookin
ok, so how much of my grade focuses on presentation. The look might be questionable but they loved it!
ok?! Just actually stay if thats the case, print some chit, slam some file cabinets and comment on SR like the rest of us over achievers
pulls back up SR…. fluffs papers*
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I don’t know about you but I work hard for my owers
*prints emails and re-organizers…… minimizes screen I heard somebody…….
gypsyeyes says:
Yall I am up here CRINE!!! She done snatched off the badge and cussed me and the other temp out and I don’t know why!!!
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Man fugg her
ignore that shyt!!!
You read where I was from downstairs right
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That bish a non factor. Simmer down.
I said somethig to BD about it and he said well she fat nii and I was like ohhhh!!!! then
how the fukk you know?
Not that I care.

how goes it
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Passing time beauty. How you and them mens?
Happy Belated 69
:hugs: Bad!
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Then he got it turned just so the papparrazi can snap some pics of it.
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right so his watch can scratch it. hell, i carry my ikea “artwork” home more carefully than that!
oan by the way, i got me a chandelier for my bathroom while i was there.
What up His :hugs:
Lying on timesheets is the fastest way to the unemployment line
is 69 a boy or a “marsha warfield”
Cant wait to get me some.. I done went all out for Christmas I better
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So she f’in fo
trackssnap backs???? Whatchu buying69 says:
Man
Yesterday was my bday. Bunch of friends their gf all of is went to dinner. My best friend gf got me a date. I was expecting the pussy it was my day but she ridin a surfboard so she said
Awwwe
Not even anal
When the front door is locked, you posed to sneak in thru the back door
Im so tired of these modern day women. Back in the ancient Greece menstrual sex was a right of passage. A gift. The blood involved symbolized a sacrifice of sort. Appeasing the Gods. My how things have changed 
Yall I am up here CRINE!!! She done snatched off the badge and cussed me and the other temp out and I don’t know why!!!
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Tell her you sorry she upset and get her cell number “to talk to her later”
Post it.
She dont want these prollems.

Surfboard dont have anything to do with that mouth..What that mouf do?
Oh, but Happy birthday anyway
hey Smonae!
s
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Man, I wish this chick could just meet in the hotel room afterwards tho and not even go to the concert with me.
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this what you do;
Have somebody you want to go with be in front of the line waiting to get in. As you get close to the line, speed up to lose her in the crowd. After you enter, then get situated. Call and tell her that you left tickets for her at the box office and you got her seat saved. Gotta make sure you text her every few mins to show concern, as you enjoy the show. If she not heated after all of that. Tell her to meet you at some so/so fancy spot, lush her up, then take her back to the telly
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Hey stinker
Smonae says:
What up His
Lying on timesheets is the fastest way to the unemployment line
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you must mean the welfare line cus they wont give you no unemployment benefits for tht
and not even that because its still december. she gotta wait to January to apply.
minimizes screen
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Yall know after five six years I dont even do this no more but these new kids be looking all at your screen?!?!
WE us seasoned vets never do that. When you go in someones area you clearly look at their face NOT their screen ..its like unspoken rule but these little muggs dont! Be like, “Co-or can I have.. *while looking at me type on SR* I dont look up but that dont mean you look at my screen. Fukk I need to look at you for.
@COUGAR LOVER
“Man, I wish this chick could just meet in the hotel room afterwards tho and not even go to the concert with me.
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this what you do;
Have somebody you want to go with be in front of the line waiting to get in. As you get close to the line, speed up to lose her in the crowd. After you enter, then get situated. Call and tell her that you left tickets for her at the box office and you got her seat saved. Gotta make sure you text her every few mins to show concern, as you enjoy the show. If she not heated after all of that. Tell her to meet you at some so/so fancy spot, lush her up, then take her back to the telly ”
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Ohhhh no snapbacks here..I dont fugg with those butch women..lol..
She done snatched off the badge and cussed me and the other temp out
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Gyp what cuss words was she using? You said she old so was she saying stuff like “You old wenches could have told a MFer they was onto me” or “Gotda*m useless crab in a bucket skeezers” :crying1: So she mad cause she got caught
Hey Bren
Don’t tell me
Don’t tell me
I haven’t finished watch AHS …..saw only the beginning this morning
oan by the way, i got me a chandelier for my bathroom while i was there.
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Bish you got an IKEa close by too.
Me and my homegirl taking a Uhaul in Jan! Im so excited!!!! 
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Hey Bren
Don’t tell me
Don’t tell me
I haven’t finished watch AHS …..saw only the beginning this morning
Me either
Gone watch tonight
OutsidetheBox says:
oan by the way, i got me a chandelier for my bathroom while i was there.
Me and my homegirl taking a Uhaul in Jan! Im so excited!!!!
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Bish you got an IKEa close by too.
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Take suntin chile….. I tried to fit a tv stand in my car from there and damn near didn’t fit……
§ðçñµëþÿüîœæß says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Don’t tell me
Don’t tell me
I haven’t finished watch AHS …..saw only the beginning this morning
Gone watch tonight
Hey Bren
Me either
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:crying1: Tee I cant take yew Bew.
Everything but my bed is from ikea.. honey cant fugg like I want to on those ikea beds.. lol.. my ex had one.. wasnt sturdy
The neeeeeeeeew Alant’e
The Bundy bounce :fistbump: Yall aint knowin 
Right Jenie.
We called ourselves going down there and couldnt hardly take nothing back in her damn Camry. I kept saying shouldve drove my car. :eyeroll: I know she was annoyed with me. 
OutsidetheBox says:
oan by the way, i got me a chandelier for my bathroom while i was there.
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Bish you got an IKEa close by too. Me and my homegirl taking a Uhaul in Jan! Im so excited!!!!
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i got the chandelier out the kids dept. its so cute and colorful. gonna put it in my bathroom. my kids have ceiling fans in their rooms and i ws determined to find somewhere to hang it. i
it.
I dont even do this no more but these new kids be looking all at your screen?!?!
Funny thing is the main ones snitching on people be the ones posting on fb during business hours. I used to not but after I saw all them doing it I was like whatevs. Plus I am not friends with any of them. PLEASE 
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That really pisses me off. There are quite a few that do that here. And since we have an open office/cubes you are exposed
About to walk into this :lame: meeting. I just wanna go home. I hate LATE meetings
BBL
rwilliams4782 says:
Everything but my bed is from ikea.. honey cant fugg like I want to on those ikea beds.. lol.. my ex had one.. wasnt sturdy
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My TV stand starting dip in the middle
I noticed that the other day
Ikea: You go there for cute small decor and come out with entertainment centers and chit
The neeeeeeeeew Alant’e The Bundy bounce Yall aint knowin
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The Cadi @Bren?
My first time there I ws like u mean I gotta buy this shyt and put it together??????
big lots furniture from ashleys >>>> ikea and their punk azz meatballs marinating in the middle of the store
i ws determined to find somewhere to hang it.
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Ohhh im coveting! You got a nice size baffroom? :crying1: Do you hang your own lighting/celing fans? Or get help? Thats the one thing I havent tackled..lighting is scary. i will swap the light plates and domes tho.
Quick.
rwilliams4782 says:
My first time there I ws like u mean I gotta buy this shyt and put it together??????
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Ok
I was like wtf !!! :stop: I don’t put shyt together…… then the sales man convinced me it would be easy ….. and it was for the most part……. till I screwed the shelf in wop sided and couldn’t get the damn screw out
I had to get my homeboy to get that shyt out
my ex had one..
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Hi.
Im the resident nosey font. How long have you been with your current? Is she not local to you? Just curious. You dont have to answer as always. 
I get decorating ideas from pinterest…. love love love that site!
JMO says:
Ikea: You go there for cute small decor and come out with entertainment centers and chit
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and then got to put it together
JMO says:
I get decorating ideas from pinterest…. love love love that site!
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Me and my sis go to the model homes and condos down town
And since we have an open office/cubes you are exposed
Bren you so nassy

MisTaken
The Black Mamba says:
About to walk into this :lame: meeting. I just wanna go home. I hate LATE meetings
BBL
Bye Ashy
@OTB its from an episode of Murry wif Chilren
Some Asian chick stole Kellys steeze. The Bundy bounce 
Hell my lamp for ikea whop sided.. I only paid 25 bucks for it ..I dont use it..scared that paper might catch on fire.. I have an asian inspired bed room so I have those long paper lamps.. those for decoration only..scared lol
I once had a coworker whos lil trash can stayed topped off with balled up tissues…Never a sneeze, cough or runny eye,,,Umhmmm. I knew what he was doing

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Nigga couldn’t even go to the bathroom right quick for that?
OutsidetheBox says:
Ohhh im coveting! You got a nice size baffroom? Do you hang your own lighting/celing fans? Or get help? Thats the one thing I havent tackled..lighting is scary. i will swap the light plates and domes tho. Quick.
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me hang stuff up?? hayle no! got me a resident crackhead for that.
fugg dis look like
he used to work for the housing authority so he knows what he’s doing. he just cant hold a real job anymore on account of the crack.
Yall, she said fugg you mufuggers for still being here…what makes yall speshul. the temp lady just kept calling her name. Said if she doesn’t leave now they will call security. what temps do that? All I could say was #neaux1curr
Me and my sis go to the model homes and condos down town
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Thats a great idea. I feel like that would make me mad as hell though… Like, why cant I live here?!
She she sheee shee
walk like a bad bitch talk like a bad bitch make the other girls look is you a real bad itch?
i can see you keep your hair fixed!
But that dont really mean you have chit..do you spend your own money when you buy all those clothes do you drive your own car?
When you go to the clubs, fukking with your girl can you buy the whole bar! :woot:
rwilliams4782 says:
Hell my lamp for ikea whop sided.. I only paid 25 bucks for it ..I dont use it..scared that paper might catch on fire.. I have an asian inspired bed room so I have those long paper lamps.. those for decoration only..scared lol
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We may have the same lamp and true enough that shyt wopsided and one broke
ya get what ya pay for now
in there
Plus I am not friends with any of them. PLEASE
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First rule in blogging while working.
JMO says:
Me and my sis go to the model homes and condos down town
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Thats a great idea. I feel like that would make me mad as hell though… Like, why cant I live here?!
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Not really, but my sister has gotten carried away with her modeling her crib…. she has a beautiful crib but lawd she can’t fit shyt else in hers…. all because we went to this last home… next thing you know we was headed rooms to go outlet
Everything but my bed is from ikea.. honey cant fugg like I want to on those ikea beds.. lol.. my ex had one.. wasnt sturdy
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Ahhhh are you a mouf rider?
gypsyeyes says:
Yall, she said fugg you mufuggers for still being here…what makes yall speshul. the temp lady just kept calling her name. Said if she doesn’t leave now they will call security. what temps do that? All I could say was #neaux1curr
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And did she say ‘what that mouf do?’ I miss IGO!!! :wails:
Ahhhh are you a mouf rider?
I can’t fux with ikea anymore, caught me buying a damn dresser and that thing is straight garbage…gonna buy my joint from West Elm
me hang stuff up?? hayle no! got me a resident crackhead for that.
fugg dis look like
he used to work for the housing authority so he knows what he’s doing. he just cant hold a real job anymore on account of the crack.
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I wish I was closer I would support his small business for sure.
Real talk one thing about fukking with that life IS all the nice things crackheads “come” by. And they will clean your whole house for 15 dollas. Just gotta hide the valuables. They aint gone eat your food. No worries!
Good old days. Now I have to Google. 
@outsidethebox..sorry I didnt see ur question.. im via mobile.. My gf and I have been together for a year. She is local however she is in Japan and wont be home until the end of this yr
And did she say ‘what that mouf do?’ I miss IGO!!!
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She did. I poured out some likka.
Speaking of mouf’s dooing shyt…restless leg asked me for that hoover…
nucca I will give you that broom and sweep around that shyt but hoovering you will nat git!!!
Anybody get to cop anything from the Rihanna holiday collection? That wench, tried to cop one of them lippies but the bytch was jammed in
ole hoe…
@gigi.. nah I like to sit back..
sorry I didnt see ur question.. im via mobile.. My gf and I have been together for a year. She is local however she is in Japan and wont be home until the end of this yr
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Ahhh I see.
Oh yes IKEA beds just wont do for that separation 
I got it for my gf gigi..I didnt get the whole collection..just the polish n pleasure bomb
My gf and I have been together for a year. She is local however she is in Japan and wont be home until the end of this yr
If you serve the USA, then that’s who they go with!! YOU JUST GO ON OUT and have a good time. 
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So you single? I kid, I kid. My grandmother had a saying if the person is not in this country with you, you are single!! You better go on out!!
@Rwill: Dammit I wanted that one!! Grrrr lamsdlfajsljeask <–me pissed.
Ohh okay, get it gurl lol
Ikea mattress feels like a yoga mat..too old to wake up feeling like I spent the night in prison
rwilliams4782 says:
@gigi.. nah I like to sit back..
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you a pillow princess
Ahhh I see. Oh yes IKEA beds just wont do for that separation
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… had an ikea bed in college. When my parents came to see my place, they asked why the bed was broken.
Me:
My sister: “well…… this is awkward”
good times … good times
Speaking of mouf’s dooing shyt…restless leg asked me for that hoover… nucca I will give you that broom and sweep around that shyt but hoovering you will nat git!!!
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GTFOh :crying1:
Everytime my leg move i be thinking bout you calling that man that. Fugg. :crying1:
No ma’am orange blossom. . I put in work lol
jeniefrumdabloc says:
JMO says:
Me and my sis go to the model homes and condos down town
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Thats a great idea. I feel like that would make me mad as hell though… Like, why cant I live here?!
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Not really, but my sister has gotten carried away with her modeling her crib…. she has a beautiful crib but lawd she can’t fit shyt else in hers…. all because we went to this last home… next thing you know we was headed rooms to go outlet
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I didnt know they had an outlet. I wonder if they have one around me…
Gabrielle should stop half-sucking her face cheeks in.
@AJ oh I’m not messing those coins up.. honey I get lonely but then when I go out and see what atlanta women has to offer I run home and jump on skype lol
AJ: she ain’t suckkin em in, that whore face was made just like that…for sukkin
I have a queen size pillow top and I hate that fuggin bed when I’m not shleepy. I wake up some nights pissed because I didn’t mean to fall asleep. It’s like Geezus puts his arms around me and rocks me.
@Rwilliams: That’s why “Dee pimpin” was scouting for bytches on the innanets
rwilliams4782 says:
No ma’am orange blossom. . I put in work lol
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so what that mean? you a power bottom
AJ: she ain’t suckkin em in, that whore face was made just like that…for sukkin

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I’m a lip kinda chick and gabby my dear.u dont have any lol
but then when I go out and see what atlanta women has to offer I run home and jump on skype lol

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Lol orange blossom I think thats a gay man term lol
@gigi dee should have called me..idk wtf ole girl complaining for u got 10k within days of knowing someone..and u still didnt by a tv stand..yall see those chairs pushed together?
Ahhhh are you a mouf rider?
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A damn thief
I can’t stand a thief …… dishonest fugga
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A lie is a cheat… and a cheat is a THIEF!
One of the most famous sayings by my granny.
Why the dumb whore drop a whole 10 hours on a holiday though? She aint eem try to hide it. Extra 45 minutes here and there.
rwilliams4782 says:
Lol orange blossom I think thats a gay man term lol
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i said that cuz u said sit back and chill and put in work at the same dam time. long as you happy and healthy you alright with me. ion care what you do or who you do it with.
Dee pimpin was ready to give her that sheepskin hammer
JMO says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
JMO says:
Me and my sis go to the model homes and condos down town
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Thats a great idea. I feel like that would make me mad as hell though… Like, why cant I live here?!
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Not really, but my sister has gotten carried away with her modeling her crib…. she has a beautiful crib but lawd she can’t fit shyt else in hers…. all because we went to this last home… next thing you know we was headed rooms to go outlet
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I didnt know they had an outlet. I wonder if they have one around me…
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we have one here
are you in GA ?
Lesbian women’s lubbs me. All 6 feet. i went to an Atlanta dream game and Lordt I was out come halftime.I felt like I was in a fish in a bowl.
gypsyeyes says:
I have a queen size pillow top and I hate that fuggin bed when I’m not shleepy.
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I have a queen pillow top and a memory foam on top of that… and my back still be hurting….
Hey Dubb, random question…
Do you remember what character (black female) had a crush on Eriq LaSalle?
@Who dat
Is it bad that when I was lurking yesterday and you mentioned being arrested for domestic violence, I said to myself “what guy’s azz did she beat” …. Scrolled down and was like “yep! I knew it”
Thanks orange.
@Jenie Chicago
Who Dat says:
A damn thief
I can’t stand a thief …… dishonest fugga

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A lie is a cheat… and a cheat is a THIEF!
One of the most famous sayings by my granny.
Why the dumb whore drop a whole 10 hours on a holiday though? She aint eem try to hide it. Extra 45 minutes here and there.
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My dad says if you will lie you will steal
ole girl just sounds like a damn fool….. folks like that I can never understand…. and then get mad cause your azz got caught….. . duck mentality 
Who Dat says:
A damn thief I can’t stand a thief …… dishonest fugga
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A lie is a cheat… and a cheat is a THIEF!
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and on first 48 the detective (Big Red from Birmingham) said if you will steal you will eventually kill.
JMO says:
@Jenie Chicago
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let me check
Do you remember what character (black female) had a crush on Eriq LaSalle?
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On which show
Lol @gypsy ..yea they love them tall
Im only 5ft 3 so im short.. I would love to be 6ft
I can’t remember, it was a black female & she had a life size cut out of him
but you can have these tittays and azz…..
dayum! Thanks for checking for me though
OutsidetheBox says:
me hang stuff up?? hayle no! got me a resident crackhead for that.
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Sho yo right, got a few crack handymen in the family.
and on first 48 the detective (Big Red from Birmingham) said if you will steal you will eventually kill
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AND THAT is where my granny who has that saying is from.
Bama.
was it Mona on half and half!!!???
Lol nah I like my little ones.. will take a lil booty tho
JMO says:
dayum! Thanks for checking for me though
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no problem
I can’t remember, it was a black female & she had a life size cut out of him
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IDK that one. I can hardly look at Eriq and not think of Coming To America that curl and Soul Glow.
I’m surpised any of these chicks have jobs. when I say all of them is gone. I just went to take 2 of them some work and they done got the hell on…I’m the only one here in the dept.
rwilliams4782 says:
Im only 5ft 3 so im short.. I would love to be 6ft
December 5, 2013 at 4:12 pm
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usta to want to be taller, but my tall girlfriends says it’s hard finding a tall man. Cause tall men be flocking to shorter women.
All I know is I got my mountain to climb
But there are certain dress and clothing that do no look right on short folks…like I got get all my maxi’s taken up…or where 6 inch sandals. Where is the comfort in that.
I dont wear dresses but I do have to get my jeans tailored lol..short problems
gypsyeyes says:
was it Mona on half and half!!!???
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Was it? I don’t think so. I think it was the short actress, Tamala Jones but I can’t remember the show
Just looking: or you can just tie a knot at the bottom and keep it moving.
im 5’2 but i have never felt short. #leoshyt
Oh, the pity for you short folk! I’m 5’8″, but can’t find shirts/jackets/coats with sleeves long enough! I usually have to order them
Was it Love inc? With tamala jones
what I miss?
Nigella Lawson is a cokehead? Say word.
– I’m 5’4″ and 1/2
– Gemini
– I like long walks on the beach
– I’m a thick 115 (120 on a good day… skinny girl problems)
– I can now cook
before YOU even say anything … shut up
@OrangeKiss – Yes, I’ve done that too
@Dymond…. I want some popcorn but don’t feel like poppn what I got, cause I don’t want to share.
Folks – knock on office…ohh that smell so good.
Me –
… IKR please close my door.
yessss KDub…longtime too…gave her assistants her credit card so they wouldn’t say shit…them hoes blew that damn card up…in court nah cuz they blew so much money…this is why all this is coming out
yes I read the Daily Mail
– I can now cook
before YOU even say anything … shut up
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What she meant to say, is that she can cook in the bedroom
felinelurker says:
Oh, the pity for you short folk! I’m 5’8?, but can’t find shirts/jackets/coats with sleeves long enough! I usually have to order them
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@Dubb – Saw that bull chit…Talking bout she took it a handful of times…
What she meant to say is that she took :coke: Handfuls at a time.
Coke Dance
@Dymond I am here at home catching up and I am like say WHATTT nah?? Dang.
<<< Nigella before she go cook.
She used to be a model though so it kind of makes sense. Still
Nigella Lawson is a cokehead? Say word
@Dubb – Saw that bull chit…Talking bout she took it a handful of times…
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I don’t belee it.
rwilliams4782 says:
Was it Love inc? With tamala jones
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I think so. Thanks
by the way she cooks I can tell
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Dayum near frantic right?
Not certain why these men marry these women…Did this man look in the mirror and ever wonder why this beautiful woman married him. For his money of course…..
Quote – Charlie Sheen said “I don’t pay them for the sex, I pay them ho’s to leave immediately afterwards”.
anybody else walk fake bow-legged just so they’ont have to hear they pants rubbin together? nah? me either shiid
whatchall tambout tho?
anybody else walk fake bow-legged just so they’ont have to hear they pants rubbin together? nah? me either shiid


whatchall tambout tho?
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That made me burst out laughing!
yeah ol Nigella does it all, coke, weed, booze, pills, you name it
she's down
did y'all know Giada was a ho? yeah, she was f*cking John Mayer, damn near left her husband til JM was like
anybody else walk fake bow-legged just so they’ont have to hear they pants rubbin together? nah? me either shiid
whatchall tambout tho?
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John Mayer must have that shlong to that make you long cause bishes be like
over him.
Dyyyymond!!
sup sexsay? where u been hidin?
where in hell is OTB & these magical fat burnin foods she been eatin foe SOME folk can stop fake bowleggin?

@Harlem – Thought it was me….she made me nervous. Talkn all fast and chit
Dymond – Didn’t know bobble head was a ho. Should known she was a ho, smiling all the time and cooking. Ain’t chit funny bout standing over no stove with camera in your face.
John Mayer must have that shlong to that make you long cause bishes be like
over him.
man i had a crush on his ass till he said he d!ck only get hard for yt guhls. fugg u mayer!
i still be rockin couple a his jams tho. i’m complicated like that
@Just u seen me writin yo name in the sky wiff ribbons?
& so NOW i must listen to Intro’s Ribbon in the sky cover
My unwanted
to Fayla…..
Lonely Hug <<<<<_______
Nigella do be moving around that kitchen at crackhead speed. Like yall said…now we know why
Delete comment 278
So Nelson Mandela has died…
Well John my puss Kim K’s when I see pank dack so we even…
glossary:
Kim K’s—MEANING; DRIES UP AT THE THOUGHT OF PENIAL ENTRY
& so NOW i must listen to Intro’s Ribbon in the sky cover
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Y nat the Stevie version????
I liked Intro though.
& so NOW i must listen to Intro’s Ribbon in the sky cover
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I miss kenny…. :wails:
:whisltes: IF YOU LET ME COME INSIDE I’LL KEEP YOU SATISFIED TONIGHT…
yall see Bootsy Collins gonna be DJ Lance Rock daddy on the new episode of Yo Gabba Gabba
its Bootsy Baby!
Well John my puss Kim K’s when I see pank dack so we even…
glossary:
Kim K’s—MEANING; DRIES UP AT THE THOUGHT OF PENIAL ENTRY
KDubba
bc i was fascinated with Kenny & Intro. plus it’s one of the only songs from them i can pull up right away.
:: ::….:: :: ….. <—–says finna listen to Stevie's now
welp, they are telling us to go home ahead of the storm
pray for us
just pray that I keep power
Mandela didnt die.. lemme chk cuz he was on his deathbed
SAN
nooooooo
JUST did you see my shout out from my mom to you that I fonted earlier?
FAYLA ummm did you not see my Im not talkin to you font but still hug you from 56565656 hours ago
Have a great night everyone
And you know what Fayla? I thought about you tambout my Mimi and her fanger to hit her high notes…comes to find out she uses it to hit her low notes too.
Go find her on YT singing…a Stevie Wonder song in all alto…You and I…
Sad kenny died with so much talent.
Breaking News, that he passed
He has lived a long life 95 years old
Orange Blossom says:
yall see Bootsy Collins gonna be DJ Lance Rock daddy on the new episode of Yo Gabba Gabba
its Bootsy Baby!
—> me
<—dj lance
he get on my last black ass noives!
Nevermind I wont say anything bad..
YES R WILLIAMS…BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT HIS LOVER WAS A NURSE AND COULD HAVE TOLD KENNY LONG BEFORE SO THAT HE COULD HAVE BEEN TAKING MEDICATION. KENNY KEPT DUDE A SECRET AND AS QUIET AS IT’S KEPT HIS GROUPS RESENTED HIM FOR BEING GAY AND CATCHING THE AIDS.
R.I.P. Nelson Mandela
RIP Nelson Mandela.
IF YOU LET ME COME INSIDE I’LL KEEP YOU SATISFIED TONIGHT…
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zackly how he got the monster. all that “coming inside” will get you caught up.
wonder where the girl(s) are that he got it from/gave it to. same with Eazy E and Magic.
@harlem – Sorry I missed it! Give her big ole hug. Bear grandma hug
wonder where the girl(s) are that he got it from/gave it to. same with Eazy E and Magic.
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Castro ala San Fran babe.
That memorial service gonna be off the chain
Kenny was gay
RIP Mr. Mandela
in my heart I feel that magic got it from a man in my opinion
OK, I’M OUT…RIP NELSON MANDELA. I HOPE THAT HE WAS ABLE TO SEE AND APPROVE THE MOVIE THAT WAS DONE IN HIS HONOR.
okay I will catch up with you later I am driving and I don’t want to meet Mandela soonerso let me go
I just read official word about Mandela over on CNN.
rwilliams4782 says:
okay I will catch up with you later I am driving and I don’t want to meet Mandela soonerso let me go
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either way you will be right back at work tomorrow
bye yall
Lol good one nicca
RIP Nelson Mandela
I know DTTS, he lived to 95 and definately served his purpose in life
RIP
Bofllllllll Blossom :crying1:
RIP Mr. Mandela and
Rest in Peace Nelson Mandela, the struggle is over. I
NBC Nightly news is doing an hour show on Mr. Mandela tonight.
“Poverty is not an accident. Like slavery and apartheid, it is manmade and can be removed by the actions of human beings”- Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela
<~~~Mandela smiling in the face of adversity
#Rip May his spirit be eternally free…may his humility live on in us.