Casino singer Beyonce can’t stand to be outshined by anyone. We knew she had something up her sleeve when Kenyan actress Lupita Nyong’o was named People magazine’s “Most Beautiful Woman” yesterday. It was inevitable that Beyonce would try to upstage Lupita and steal her shine.
This morning TIME magazine announced Beyonce topped their list of “100 Most Influential People in the World.” Bey’s honor comes one year after her aging rap star husband Jay Z also used his inside connections to make the cover of TIME‘s Most Influential issue.
The question is how much cash did Beyonce have to spend for TIME to give her the cover in the same week that Lupita covered People magazine? Remember: both of these covers were in the creative process for at least a month. So it isn’t like Beyonce wasn’t aware of Lupita’s cover.
Inside the issue, Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg praised the 34-year-old singer.
“Beyonce has insisted that girls ‘run the world’ and declared, ‘I’m not bossy, I’m the boss,'” Sandberg wrote. “She raises her voice both on- and offstage to urge women to be independent and lead.”
Internal covers inside the magazine feature actor Robert Redford, gay NBA bench rider Jason Collins and General Motors CEO Mary Barra.
Other honorees include Pope Francis, Hillary Clinton, government whistleblower Edward Snowden and music producer Pharrell Williams, among others.
@Mistaken .. I knew it!
Bey looks like her sister Sausage wearing a stringy wig.
gay NBA bench rider Jason Collins
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@Wasting exactly. No upstaging anyone. Enough room for all. Give us MORE
I don’t like that hair on her tho. Something looks off
you got on the cover of TIME with a bathing suit on.. I mean you honestly couldn’t cover up for TIME MAGAZINE could you bey.. :eyeroll:
I like Lupita’s fade better than Jayz
Something about Beyonce’s face doesn’t look right. And at this point it’s all overkill with her and Jay.
Congrats to steve mcqueen, kerry washington, and richard sherman for also making the list.
Wasting time says:
@UF
I’m not ready for that write up
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I wasn’t ready …
You sew tinnnnnn tho… <3
Dark-n-Lovely says:
Something about Beyonce’s face doesn’t look right. And at this point it’s all overkill with her and Jay
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Overexposed to the 10th power
I dont even like bey or jay’s music anymore. No thought behind it, Just do shyt because they can…
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss”
Kudos to Lupita for rocking her NATURAL hair
– Boo to Bey for having horse tail all on her head trying to look white 
The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran says:
you got on the cover of TIME with a bathing suit on.. I mean you honestly couldn’t cover up for TIME MAGAZINE could you bey..
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I think its supposed to symbolize transparency but there’s nothing wrong with the showing the human body.
but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video
Nothing to see here
Really
Enough room for all.
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Really. I mean the way ppl act I thought…
Congrats Bey…but imma need for you to ask Porsha for her hair stylist number before you decide to do another cover.
but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video
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It’s all about timing. Next folks will say her and Jay brought ALL of the copies of Time to boost sales ratings.
Bey’s legs lookin skinty like MINE! Not a good look.
but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video
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good point
Welp…that vag tape is doing a good job!
#NoJayZToe
Really. I mean the way ppl act I thought…
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trying to look white
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but truth be told, Bey aint wore pants since that single ladies video
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Just as naked as Eve in the garden of Eden. LOL
Congrats to both women.
Tinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
You had a baby?
I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!
OutsidetheBox says:
Tinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
You had a baby?
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not yet…..she’ll be making her debut in July.
Welp…that vag tape is doing a good job!
#NoJayZToe
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gay NBA bench rider Jason Collins
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That fool there…
@The Reverend Priestess Prophetess Pastor Bishop Mother Pope of the Church of BLACK Jeesus Pickachu Tran says:
Overexposed to the 10th power I dont even like bey or jay’s music anymore. No thought behind it, Just do shyt because they can…
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Ok I thought I was the only one. I mean its great they’re successful blah blah but they are overrated and these days we know magazine covers can be bought (see April Vogue).
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!
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Hope I can scrap enough pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters to pick up these periodicals.
It’s not often people of color grace these periodicals.
Elated for the three of them.
I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!
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I hope that’s photoshop because she looks emaciated. I have never seen her look so bad.
Go Bey, Go Bey
not yet…..she’ll be making her debut in July.
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Awww congrats.
*whispers in your ear that was fass..* Congrats again tho. I love the kids and girls are clearly superior. 
San ah make ya dance says:
I don’t like that hair on her tho. Something looks off
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The whole pic is off.
I couldnt read past “casino singer”. BAHAHAHAHA
Hope I can scrap enough pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters to pick up these periodicals.
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:lolsign: When I saw the cover I instantly thought “but Time like 6 dollas!” *Bey stank face*
I was like do walmart discount? 
#stanlife
SN: Love your nic.
I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
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:stop: Lies!! Part of being a boss means knowing what lanes to stay in and Bey knows where to
Remember: both of these covers were in the creative process for at least a month. So it isn’t like Beyonce wasn’t aware of Lupita’s cover.
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Go Bey, Go Bey
<- Me doing the Partition dance! Empowering and chit
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:2dance:
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
Lord deliver us. Somebody get Redeemed!
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call on BEYSUS… she will redeem you and save you from your sins.. OR at LEAST thats what folks who follow the beyonce religion say
<—like her sheer shirt/coverup tho!
My OTBayBay
So now Bey is controlling magazine release dates??
Congrats to her and Lupita…enough room for both
Nice swimsuit since she is a mother nah!
I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
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well at least if they ask her what magazines she reads, she’ll be able to cite ‘Time’
OutsidetheBox says:
not yet…..she’ll be making her debut in July.
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Awww congrats. *whispers in your ear that was fass..* Congrats again tho. I love the kids and girls are clearly superior.
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Thanks….but, she isn’t even here yet, and she (along with her mother)are already blowing smoke with my money. Bigups to the single parents
Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
Yo
She bring ’em out, good, bad or indifferent 
I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
But Bey ain’t influential huh
Tired of whoreish behavior being promoted…yep she is one of the world’s most influential. No difference for dudes out here coming off like whores. That’s ALL we black folks are given the opportunity to do in the public’s eye? Either whores or violent. Keep making money off of nothing and dragging us down…this woman is seen by the world.
Took a black woman from and raised in other countries to bring class to the forefront and black MEN are hating on this woman. We are weak. Damn shame.
capricorn83 says:
So now Bey is controlling magazine release dates?? Congrats to her and Lupita…enough room for both
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loominattee
she do look kinda like sarrica jessicaa parker in this pic tho
I didn’t know Jay won it last year
Two blacks byke to byke… and they murried 
She don’t look happy. I don’t care if it’s high fashion 
*passes Bey a chicken wang*
lastly, folks say she can’t eem read, so how she on top of Time mag’s publishing process?
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Agree, yeap
Actually, she wouldn’t have to read, I’m sure she has someone to do that to.
Role up the Partition Please #Next
Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
At least Man is consistent.
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@NANCY
“I heard people seriously talkin bout Bey should run for President or Vice President in 2016.
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well at least if they ask her what magazines she reads, she’ll be able to cite ‘Time’ ”
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Man.. can you imagine her tryin to read from the teleprompter tho?
Just get on stage and start twerking and puzzy poppin during the debate. But one thing we know is that Obama azz would support her 100%!
That nigga there LOVE him some Beyonce!
Okay, congrats BEY, but lets see here…
That hair aint right. She lookin like one of them Charles Manson killa white gulls from the 70s.
And them LIPS aint hern… she know she got skinny lips and baby teeth. SMH
Thanks….but, she isn’t even here yet, and she (along with her mother)are already blowing smoke with my money. Bigups to the single parents
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Superior = expenisve too.
July is like tommorrow! You gotta be getting ready. Sleep now and forever hold your lady, and walk naked, and such. Clock ticking.
Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
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Ig-nant just ig-nant
To theeee depths of hell to all for not saying new post
Yo
I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
But Bey ain’t influential huh She bring ‘em out, good, bad or indifferent
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I would really like to hear this in The Grand Goon’s Scandal diatribe
@Wasting says:
Yo
I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
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I was thanking the same thang!
And the folks I bean tessing is up in here now too
_@TINK
Superior = expenisve too.
July is like tommorrow! You gotta be getting ready. Sleep now and forever hold your lady, and walk naked, and such. Clock ticking.
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Yeah… gotta have a few more flings too before that “paycheck killer” get here!
**make sho’ and get that DNA test too mayne.**
Joins VDot to do the partition dance. But in my chair tho
She calls her song TRAILER steer: She be like 
Driver roll up the tractor trailer please I don’t want you to see DTTS on her cankles 
You know DTTS tried to do this?
How Putin on top of the Pope though.
Just seems wrong. How Putin mad it at all? I know he is “influential” but where is the responsibility in journalism? Oh wait they put a whore on the cover so.. 
I guess human rights violations is cool.
I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
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Yeah… gotta have a few more flings too before that “paycheck killer” get here!
**make sho’ and get that DNA test too mayne.**
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I swear to gawd
YAAAASSSS
She’s the truth, Beyonce dont have to pay for no awards or mag covers 
Yo
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I’ve just seen like 6 names on this post I’ve never even seen before and I’m here M-F 8:30-4:30.
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Tell ‘em yo office hours BIG RED
No new friends no new friends no new friends
To theeee depths of hell to all for not saying new post
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*palms raised* I just got here. Aint even been downstairs.
I hate and love you at the same darn time at the same darn time
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
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black dudes? nah. white dudes? prolly.
Her post always bring out the mental. I’m scared
Mistaken
You back!! (in Tome Jr VC)
Hell yeah BEYONCE is influential. She has an evergrowing population of sissies that worship her and them tumbleweed lacefronts. Them folks got pull like Jews nowadays. A gay Jew must be walking around like
@DEM
“Yall think Lupita let a ninjas bust in her face or nah?
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Ig-nant just ig-nant
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Yall should know by now… when a chick looks “classy” on the surface.. only a matter of time before she wind up with some douche bag nigga wildin out and chit.
-Whitney Houston
-Mariah Carey
-Beyonce
-Rhianna
-Michelle Obama (it’s coming)
So yeah, Lupita goin wind up some crazy azz rapper all turned in out in about two years. Prolly be on Love and Hip Hop-Movie Edition.
SugahPieHoneyBunch!
And 1998-99 Beyonce had lips!
She went and got these from the vault..everybody knows! 
No, one asked me….but she looks like her beautiful Sister Solange.
By the way I’m
Inside the issue, Facebook’s Sheryl Sandberg praised the 34-year-old singer.
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Did this fool say paycheck killer
Superior = expenisve too.
July is like tommorrow! You gotta be getting ready. Sleep now and forever hold your lady, and walk naked, and such. Clock ticking.
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You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago, and it seems like almost everyday I get home, I see a box from UPS sitting in the den (we just bought a house in February)talking bout “July will be here soon, we need to get ready.”
black dudes? nah. white dudes? prolly.
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Ouch.
Leto is cute. I mean 
@Man, i’m just saying, if Sarah Palin can get a VP run, Bey can at least get a diplomatic gig. She at least BEEN somewhere other than her front porch trying to point out Russia from the stoop. (Even Elvis managed to get a presidential appointment as a crusader in the war on drugs, nonetheless.)
A gay Jew must be walking around like
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Max from Happy Endings
You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago,
She having twins???
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@San
he did and I’m still 
That may become Time Jr new “on the low” nick name!
What happned to Beyonce – she used to be so pretty – she looks dead, hard and old in this pic – kinda like the untouched Lady Gag Versace pics… uggghhh
I agree these “celebriies” pay to be on the covers they also pay to be listed in Forbes who then overestimate stheir net worth…
-Whitney Houston
-Mariah Carey
-Beyonce-Rhianna
-Michelle Obama:Ass!
MAN to live in your head for ONE day
BOY BYE 
Lupita dates an African rapper from Canada….K’Naan
OutsidetheBox says:
SugahPieHoneyBunch!
And 1998-99 Beyonce had lips! She went and got these from the vault..everybody knows!
You got me crackin up talkin bout BEY went and found some THROWBACK lips from her Destiny Childrenz days LMAO
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Hey lady!!
Beyonce brings all the crazies to the blog… They say Rita is better than her.. She could teach ya.. but she’d have to charge
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-Michelle Obama (it’s coming)
:crying1:
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I swear I hear more and more women on bed rest these days. No shade but they don’t make ‘em like they used to
With this last one I was at work and my water broke IN THE ELEVATOR. I stayed at work for one more hour and drove myself 
to the hospillah. I had stuff to do. I wasn’t supposed to start leave till the end of the week. Son had the nerve to come early 
Ok OTB :pouty face:
@OPINION
“What happned to Beyonce – she used to be so pretty – she looks dead, hard and old in this pic – kinda like the untouched Lady Gag Versace pics… uggghhh”
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That’s her actual “husband” in that other “Time Magazine” photo up top. I mean, she is married to him.
I think one day she realized the stunt went too far and she wound up married and procreating with that hybrid.
That led her to drinking…
You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago, and it seems like almost everyday I get home, I see a box from UPS sitting in the den (we just bought a house in February)talking bout “July will be here soon, we need to get ready.”
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BOL!!!!
My favorite past time. She is not gonna use half that chit. 
Morning/afternoon all!
I love Beyonce as much as the next fan but this white washing has to stop!
Lupita dates an African rapper from Canada….K’Naan
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These just jokes.
Lupita looks like she sits on faces to me. 
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat*
says:
You sound like her….She went on bed rest a few weeks ago,
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She having twins???
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nope….regarding her blood pressure, but I thought maybe a day or two at the house not two weeks. She’s a PA, so I think she just got a Dr. to write it off so she could stay home and still get paid.
@MisTaken – me too…was in labor at work and the guard wanted to call 911..I told her I would drive myself, don’t have me being the “spectacle”.
If (when) Michele remarries, he goin be a “ain’t chit” hood azz nigga! Watch what I say!
Yall goin learn to listen to me one of these days.
Bey up there looking like
For .05 cents a day you can feed me 
Eva baby in the byke like me too
so Michelle Obama gonna marry Kanye?
nope….regarding her blood pressure, but I thought maybe a day or two at the house not two weeks
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So you want me to feel bad
MisTaken if you nasty *closes housecoat*
says:
Bey up there looking like For .05 cents a day you can feed me
Eva baby in the byke like me too
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gone nah!
@MisTake – Eva baby in the byke like me too
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@OTB
“Lupita dates an African rapper from Canada….K’Naan
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These just jokes. Lupita looks like she sits on faces to me.
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You think so? She seems too “passive” for all that. She seems the “pillow princess” type. She prolly really nasty but don’t want to initiate it.
She lay back and be silently hoping that ninja bust all in her face and chit.
Hey lady!! You got me crackin up talkin bout BEY went and found some THROWBACK lips from her Destiny Childrenz days LMAO
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Yall wrong.
A lil filler aint never hurt nobody. I think she looks more Black than ever! 
Her Coachella pics are more recent and she looks good. Color. A lil thin, but she had that drank in her cup. She be back. 
“Casino singer Beyonce”
Sandy didnt u shell out the big bucks to go see Mrs Carter 
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
If (when) Michele remarries, he goin be a “ain’t chit” hood azz nigga! Watch what I say!
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So basically you’re trying to stay the FLOTUS is gonna marry your ain’t chit azz…
@User – more like Gucci Mane! :LOL:
Just because your body is BUILT to handle alladat don’t mean everybodies is too
Man
you’re too much! She from Hyde Park though so she’een got to go the wrapper route 
#thatsbeneathhere 
Hillary didn’t remarry, she sticking with Slick William Dick Clinton.
Dick is short for William, right? Not to be confused with short dick.
and I
Beyonce…she has been very influential, but let’s be honest, this pic of her up top is completely white-washed…between that unrealistic gap between her thighs and her hard looking face, repeatedly shaved down nose and drab weave…this picture looks a mess….but congrats to her nonetheless…just wished they took a better pic 
Ain’t this a black and white photo though… I just
I swear I hear more and more women on bed rest these days. No shade but they don’t make ‘em like they used to With this last one I was at work and my water broke IN THE ELEVATOR. I stayed at work for one more hour and drove myself to the hospillah. I had stuff to do. I wasn’t supposed to start leave till the end of the week. Son had the nerve to come early
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Fukking pansies.
Then be talking about the baby wont come. Ahh no chit. He comfy! 
well Chanel Iman is messing with ASAP Rocky so Man may be on to something
When Bey get this skinty? Bey the type of girl if she look at a Popeyes box she blow up so either she on that rich white woman diet aka cocaine diet or she done got some work done….either way I miss my Bey who had the reg. Blk girl nose and her thighs rubbed together
Hey y’all
she looks dead, hard and old in this pic – kinda like the untouched Lady Gag Versace pics… uggghhh
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And is Bey about to go work out? Why she got on a sports bra and pannies wrapped in cellophane
They did her wrong on this cover for real. I have no prollem with the selection but the article references her power and they got OTB dog up there looking like Jesse from Saved By the Bell when she was on them caffeine pills trying to lose weight 
I’m so excited! I’m so excited!
The could’ve had her sitting in a chair smoking a cigar or something. Stomping through a glass ceiling. Anything but her pannies
You think so? She seems too “passive” for all that. She seems the “pillow princess” type. She prolly really nasty but don’t want to initiate it.
She lay back and be silently hoping that ninja bust all in her face and chit.
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Dont let our innocent faces fool you.
She mexican tooooooo. 
Cant you just hear it, papi. 
Well let me get back to work….thanks for letting me vent a little. I promise it won’t be 3-4 months before I post again. Oh and how do I get the blog’s Rush Card?
D i c k? Thats richard.
Bill is William.
User Friendly says:
so Michelle Obama gonna marry Kanye?
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Have you heard Kanye KarTRASHian speak lately??? He tries to get crunk for “urban” media but Kanye ain’t about that hood life
he thinks if he talks and acts a FOOL folks gonna think he’s a “ganster” 
princess” type. She prolly really nasty but don’t want to initiate it.
She lay back and be silently hoping that ninja bust all in her face and chit.
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involuntarily busts out laughing
*hides my pillow princess card*
Can I just go on record and say that this is the absolute worst possible photo the editors could’ve selected of Beyonce’ for a cover?
That $hit is just ug & lee.
@USER
“well Chanel Iman is messing with ASAP Rocky so Man may be on to something”
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I’m tellin you! Lupita goin start “dating” some ol “Columbus Short” azz nigga. Someone with a few screws loose. Just something bout Hollywood do that chit to women.
I bet a lot of these rappers can’t wait. I can see Lupita talkin bout she support “Soulja Boy’s Comeback” album.
this pic of her up top is completely white-washed…between that unrealistic gap between her thighs and her hard looking face, repeatedly shaved down nose and drab weave…this picture looks a mess….but congrats to her nonetheless
oh kill ’em
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Michelle is going to copy Hillary and she gonna be our 47th or 48th president. She ain’t going nowhere
OutsidetheBox says:
Dont let our innocent faces fool you. She mexican tooooooo. Cant you just hear it, papi.
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saw some mexican porn ONCE….that mess look like retarded imp porn.
was NOT sexy. buncha dam invalid midgets just rolling around moaning and humping. 
<—-bodies built like these two FOR REAL.
Tink
Ain’t no money on that card because SOMEBODY last yr ordered up all of next yrs food (and ate it already btw) so we just gotta buy up some ebts
I think one day she realized the stunt went too far and she wound up married and procreating with that hybrid.
That led her to drinking…
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and I Beyonce…she has been very influential, but let’s be honest, this pic of her up top is completely white-washed…between that unrealistic gap between her thighs and her hard looking face, repeatedly shaved down nose and drab weave…this picture looks a mess….but congrats to her nonetheless…just wished they took a better pic
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Why do yall keep saying her thighs are unrealistic? you can even see that in live action shots of her?
I hate her hair.
Beyonce’s face IS hard tho; thats how the super bowl memes happened.. just look at Ms. Tina. And Solange for that matter. Beyonce just happens to be more photogenic than the other two. Doesnt mean she is more beautiful imo just better at posing. This one, is def. not my favorite but I rarely like her covers. I wasnt even a fan of the GQ one. Her body was tight but .. 
@DEM
“so Michelle Obama gonna marry Kanye?
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Have you heard Kanye KarTRASHian speak lately??? He tries to get crunk for “urban” media but Kanye ain’t about that hood life he thinks if he talks and acts a FOOL folks gonna think he’s a “ganster”
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I think Kanye just legit throwed. Not even tryin to sound “hard.”
but, um… let’s cease and desist with the negative talk regarding Kim K.
:stop:
Esq
He from Hyde Park too- not gangsta at all
@OTB – Hello I’m
Thanks for the clarification.
Ohh my bad, William is Bill. D I C K is a unfriendly word but not Pussy?
You are smart individual are you pretty or handsome as well?
But why the weave have split ends….are we suppose to think it’s her scalp grown hair?
Why do yall keep saying her thighs are unrealistic? you can even see that in live action shots of her?
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I think this pic was photoshopped to hell…yes she’s gotten smaller lately, but that gap is very unsexy, there needs to be a little bit of jelly betwixt there, but they want her to have that herion chic look…
@WASTING TIME
“Michelle is going to copy Hillary and she gonna be our 47th or 48th president. She ain’t going nowhere ”
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#1 I can see them divorcing time Barack outta office or them two girls grown and gone.
#2 Michelle won’t EVER win no office. She would make too many enemies. You see she ain’t good with hiding her displeasure. All them vicious stare downs she be doing.
I think Kanye just legit throwed. Not even tryin to sound “hard.”
but, um… let’s cease and desist with the negative talk regarding Kim K.
:stop:
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I have no prollem with the selection but the article references her power
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This is her style yall. There is power in deciding what you will wear on your mag covers. Of course she has a stylist and they bring her suggestions but she makes it plainly clear she decides. Superpower.
SN: Sandra there is a video. You should attach it.
Going to eat lunch
I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Esq
He from Hyde Park too- not gangsta at all
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I ain't surprised… he speaks fluent Chinese tew I heard
Can I just go on record and say that this is the absolute worst possible photo the editors could’ve selected of Beyonce’ for a cover?
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No you may NAT! Sandra (Mae) said Bey callin the shots on this! she pict the photo… she pict the release date… she did the education… she got the ansas!!
Well let me get back to work….thanks for letting me vent a little. I promise it won’t be 3-4 months before I post again. Oh and how do I get the blog’s Rush Card?
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I wanna be a housewife….but I aint nobody’s wife tho
The question is how much cash did Beyonce have to spend for TIME to give her the cover in the same week that Lupita covered People magazine?
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Its called an editorial schedule.
These issues come out the SAME timeframe every single year. Last full week of April. Bye Felicia.
Hey everyone!! These people had me doing real work today. Is Dubb in here? If so can I get a recap? If not can I still get a recap? Thanks yall
she pict the release date… she did the education… she got the ansas!!
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Take your ain’t chit azz on yo….
:crying1:
I dont think you all understand…you think they tell Bey what to wear? *incredulous face
I wanna wear my pannies… There is nothing more powerful than a woman’s body…. in pannies…..
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Never said or thought they told her what to wear
I think she picked it. They had all these ideas and she was like (dead face look and deep voice)
I am saying it would’ve have been HAWT for her to step outside her comfort zone and do something powerful in picture. That picture is meh
Buttercup says:
Going to eat lunch
I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.
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Wait, why does that thigh-Gap look suspect? I thought there were suppose to be some ban on this kind of photoshop phuckery.
who told her to look like that?
I just got here @Nakeya. Sandra done ticked me off. I dont een stan for Bey but she always messing with that ghul.
I think this pic was photoshopped to hell…yes she’s gotten smaller lately, but that gap is very unsexy, there needs to be a little bit of jelly betwixt there, but they want her to have that herion chic look…
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So you think her coachella pics were photoshopped too? I see what you are saying tho.
Every photo is touched but I dont think its too far from what she really looks like right now. You can even see the mottling in her skin..her freckles, neck and face. Chick is TIN right now.
Congrats to Bey, its apparent she’s influential. People are trying to make that “bey” religion law
loominati already had that covered I thought.
She looks whacked on this cover
Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people 
Going to eat lunch I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.
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But I guess I am asking for too much. If Mariah had been on this cover she shol nuff would’ve been on here with them titties out and legs glossy
Do you mean
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 TIN?
Me no like that Sun chung Fukk wig she got on in that shot
Very Malaysia-ish 
Bey you better than this.
So you think her coachella pics were photoshopped too?
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I honestly haven’t looked at all her Coachella pics, except for a few tweets, she looks normal there, but this cover up yonder…I think they could have chosen a MUCH better pic of her, and not made her look so damned dead!
Struggleisreal says:
@OTB – Hello I’m Thanks for the clarification.
Ohh my bad, William is Bill. D I C K is a unfriendly word but not Pussy?
You are smart individual are you pretty or handsome as well?
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Also ugly. But Im kind so that makes up for it.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:I’m tellin you! Lupita goin start “dating” some ol “Columbus Short” azz nigga. Someone with a few screws loose. Just something bout Hollywood do that chit to women.
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MAN
she’s already dating a wapper , Knann, Somalian guy who has felonys. so she’s covered on that
She looks whacked on this cover
Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people
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So they couldn’t even give her the respect to sit together all at once and put her body byke together :crying1:
Going to eat lunch I need to close the gap betwixt my thighs when my feet are apart.
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Oh, I accomplished this years ago.
<<< *pinky up*
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no to this cover..
Hey punetas!
at pansies OTb these new moms Be the same age as me talking about IT’S SEW HARD I CAN’T WORK AT THE SAME TIME I ain’t the one to tell it to. Hubby asked me did I want to be a stay at home mom before the last one was born. I looked at him and said “Is you tweaking??” I ain’t go to grad school, live and move up the corp ladder to sit at home watching Your Baby Can Read. I was byke at work 4 weeks after the last. I can’t Mama gotta have a life too.
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My friend with them two kids. :eyeroll: Two big kids too. I be lightwieght wanting to tell her to die.
“She looks whitewashed in a black and white photo and her gap looks weird even though her legs ain’t together”
Shyt dont make a lick of sense
So that’s what we wear on the cover of TIME magazine?
I think we can excuse the few folks not wearing their pantyhose to church every Sunday
Do you mean
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 TIN?
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Thin like the Asians say it.
Tin. Or Ten. Youre right. 
I just need you to get the inflection of my font. 
This bish said she wanna lightweight tell her to die….
Talkin like me n shyt
Smonae you say it’s KIM POSSIBLE to be white washed on a blyke and white cover
But I don’t
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You the bess kinda Christian
I’m a stay home mom now….I have never been so fuggin bored
I’m about to be a skrippah on the graveyard shift ya’ll smh
She looks whacked on this cover
Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people
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So they couldn’t even give her the respect to sit together all at once and put her body byke together
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yes MISTAKE they ThuNK it much more creative this Way!
:wave: HIZ / OTB
I’m glad you feel me Smonae.
There is some power posting going on in here, like cooking in hot wok.
Anyhoo, I don’t have any children, I’m past wanting any and they are far too much trouble, they take all the joy out of life, but if I had some. I could handle them, because I have 15 cats, 3 hamsters, and 3 toy poodles.
But when I hear folks say, these kids be running me to death, I say to self, try taking these my dog for a walk.
OutsidetheBox says:
at pansies OTb these new moms Be the same age as me talking about IT’S SEW HARD I CAN’T WORK AT THE SAME TIME I ain’t the one to tell it to. Hubby asked me did I want to be a stay at home mom before the last one was born. I looked at him and said “Is you tweaking??” I ain’t go to grad school, live and move up the corp ladder to sit at home watching Your Baby Can Read. I was byke at work 4 weeks after the last. I can’t Mama gotta have a life too.
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My friend with them two kids. Two big kids too. I be lightwieght wanting to tell her to die.
But I dont.
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It’s too hard?! SO who is paying the bills? And what are they doing all day at home?
Bad Influence says: I’m about to be a skrippah on the graveyard shift ya’ll smh
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Yew gonna be rissh, Keep it classy doe
@BAD
Send me a tiddy pic. It’s been a long, long day…
Hi.
Taken just saying with Beyonce people be reaching.
yesterday we talking about her only having a 4th of black in her and her light skin today she done took a bath in Clorox
I dont think that pic is all that Photoshopped. Yeah maybe a little. Any other mag? Yes. ALOT. Time? They not about that life. She really does look like a ghoul in real life.
@STRUGGLE
I could handle them, because I have 15 cats, 3 hamsters, and 3 toy poodles.
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Man, I know yo’ place STANK! Chid, ninja can’t even get hard in there to give you the
so you can have kids!
@Bad: The longest I been at home was almost 3 months. I was like
I was like somebody anybody save me. It was cool at first. You be waiting for your significant other to leave so you can “do housework” “errands” or “look for jobs. Soon as they leave you be like 
After that 2nd week tho ish gets old REAL quick. I was on the job sites like 
Por Favor …. Necessito Trabajo Rapido 
Me Speak Espanol 
Didn’t even know if I said that right
Take your ain’t chit azz on yo….
:crying1:
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@BombMom, I’ll geaux if’n you put up them distorted pics of the girls’
easter outfits 
She really does look like a ghoul in real life.
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hellNO!
Luvnnnnnn
-punches @Man-
15 cats doe? :whew:
A ghoul tho @Dub?
Hey luvn!
SugarPieHoneybunn says: A gay Jew must be walking around like
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Chid, ninja can’t even get hard in there to give you the so you can have kids!
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WHO gonna do the honor THIS time??? WHO HEAH?
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Man, I know yo’ place STANK! Chid, ninja can’t even get hard in there to give you the
so you can have kids!
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Yo FVCK YOU MAN
Hey @Chan :wave:
I dont een stan for Bey but she always messing with that ghul.
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yeah, alla this right here ^^^^^
why when it come to Bey, folks can’t seem to just live/let live
Man, I know yo’ place STANK
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He said yo boi poosay smell like hamster
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Nevah, EVAh!
cant help but luv his ignorance lol
@CHAN
What up dawg? Bad Influence said she goin send us a tiddy pic in a sec.
Beyawnce looks like she has on a Depends diaper.
That’s all I have for this post. Next.
OMG just wrote the longest chit to you MisT.
Fukk this blog. And suffice it to say Beyonce will never GIVE us fashion life..in that throwback mainstream appeal that Kim did. Her tastes are too ecletic, too personal. Think of her ears..large right…I think she should at least wear a stud at all times but she doesnt. 
Personal tastes. She hates her ears and I guess she believes earrings attract attn.
I just dont know how to say that this is what she likes.
Its easy for me to “get” cause i religiously follow her stylist (personal love!)..I can tell that he and she share the same fashion aesthetic. For sure.
He said yo boi poosay smell like hamster
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WHO thinks that^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Looks like they photo shopped every part of her. One part at a time by dif people
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dis dat Picasso treatment, Luvie.
)
(you fully clothed today?
Hey Luvin and Chan. Uhh DUbb, you did not see me ask for a recap? And the rest of yall rude asses did not see me say hi?
saw some mexican porn ONCE….that mess look like retarded imp porn. was NOT sexy. buncha dam invalid midgets just rolling around moaning and humping. <—-bodies built like these two FOR REAL.
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':dead: So glad I missed this first time around!
Hey y’all be confident and buy my CD lol.
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Hi Chan!
BARKER! I think I got that from you. :crying1: Peer pressha.
I think we can excuse the few folks not wearing their pantyhose to church every Sunday
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thank you, missyJ!
HISSY!!!!!!!!!
I’m a stay home mom now….I have never been so fuggin bored
I’m about to be a skrippah on the graveyard shift ya’ll smh
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:obama: <—says I support you!
dis dat Picasso treatment, Luvie.
(you fully clothed today? )
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Dubz, MisT, Nancy & Dubzzzzz
hey Chan
dnt listen to @Man. him got an exkra chromosome..
Jackson.
hey shexay!
@Man – We get hard for each other. Not sure if men can carry a fetus yet.
Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
OutsidetheBox says:
dis dat Picasso treatment, Luvie.
(you fully clothed today? )
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NO B Yew Know I would NEVAH!
What up @ Man? I wanna see her tiddays too. I bet they have an angelic glow to em.
I could handle them, because I have 15 cats, 3 hamsters, and 3 toy poodles.
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Heeeyyy Gurrrrl!
Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
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This reminded me of Madea “unlike you and ROACHES, she’s a welcomed guest”
She really does look like a ghoul in real life.
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for the lil record, im not finna be a skrippah
im a lady. i drink str8 vodka with my pinky up and i keep my windows clean.
#classy
@OTB you already know the deal. What up lady?
@Bad, I’m upset now. I bet when you tidday pics, the camera makes a bird chirping sound rather thana clicking one.
Hi @ Fine Cousin Keya!
Struggleisreal says:
@Man – We get hard for each other. Not sure if men can carry a fetus yet.
Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
i see you! reading @Man for filth *snaps*
Man – We get hard for each other. Not sure if men can carry a fetus yet.
Our pets have there own place out back, unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
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So NOW you know @Man. I asked who was gonna tell you this go round. But now you know @Skruggle is a MALE. Our Bren right?
He cant get knocked in his boi pusscee
I got TEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Big ugly juicy ones :crying1:
Speaking of Jesus’
That group ..the FB group Fay added me too..I love it but it eerily feels like chatting with yall. 
All kinds of aged Jesus’. 
Some CRINE. 
Lots of WEAK. I read a lot of blogs…and I swear its too much of the SR orignated Lingo up in there. No biggie. Just saying Bey aint the only influenza. 
We catching too!
This reminded me of Madea “unlike you and ROACHES, she’s a welcomed guest”
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Agghhhh I wanna use this!
ChanStillAintShyt says:
@Bad, I’m upset now. I bet when you tidday pics, the camera makes a bird chirping sound rather thana clicking one.
nevermind…
@STRUGGLE
“We get hard for each other. ”
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:stop:
My bad. My bad…
(hopes to end that convo extra quick!)
We catching too!
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BEEN, I see it a lot a few other places. Which is quite interesting.
I bet when you tidday pics, the camera makes a bird chirping sound rather thana clicking one.
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Wait…. Some of these male posters are not like the others.
My bad. My bad…
(hopes to end that convo extra quick!)
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My bad. My bad…
(hopes to end that convo extra quick!)
WHEW chille! 
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“He cant get knocked in his boi pusscee
”
because fugg you for this sentence DUBBZ!
Wait…. Some of these male posters are not like the others.
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Brendan aint never been like yall. He like our sister
@SANDRA
I DEMAND! That’s right. I muthaphuckin DEMAND a “gender” description by mofo’s names in here!
This chit here!
…and you know what, phuck everyone of yall that ain’t tell me that was a dude.
<<<really the middle finger
What if that nigga threw up an azz shot and I said something… yall wasn't goin tell me chit!
because fugg you for this sentence DUBBZ!
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I gotta see a tidday to cleanse my eyes
@Jackson, i said the same thang! there’s lurkers stealing ze lingo!! but about the people in that group…why do all the cross eyed body made wrong post pics of themselves and ALWAYS caption it, “i dnt usually post myself but i’m feeling good today. Be nice and thank jesus we woke up.” i dnt have time for that
for the lil record, im not finna be a skrippah
im a lady. i drink str8 vodka with my pinky up and i keep my windows clean.
#classy
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Awww @Man
:crying1:
What if that nigga threw up an azz shot and I said something… yall wasn’t goin tell me chit!
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WHAT
KAT?
What if that nigga threw up an azz shot and I said something… yall wasn’t goin tell me chit!
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I AXED in post 204 who was gonna do the honor of telling you “this time”
Thats what you get for always tryna give that Vienna Sausage to folks. You gonna give it to the wrong person one of these days. Gonna take Lareese to Applebees one night…get her home… and its gonna be Larry baritone talking back to you once yall get it poppin.
Ky!!!
*wipes my shoulder off cause dem edges…*
Y’all goin hard in the poost.. I cannot keep up
Wow she looks like Solange so much in this photo, I never notice how much they favor each other.
@Jackson, Miss Persia is the classiest puss’y in all the land. she basks in the spoils of living in my abode *throws glitter around*
#weclassyoverhea
KYCAKES
hello. I see ur feeling urself to day, wit Ur FANCY swoop
Speaking of breaking records, have any of you
Bad or Outside My Box – Have you tried VeeV – Sustainable Açaí Spirit.
After grooming my cat, I had a shot or two. Talking not feeling a thing and being stress free
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OMG just wrote the longest chit to you MisT. Fukk this blog. And suffice it to say Beyonce will never GIVE us fashion life.
Fay ain’t add me to the group 
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True
Man come byke. You ain’t wanna see his pics????
ummmmmmmm *lala eyes*
@Jackson, i said the same thang! there’s lurkers stealing ze lingo!! but about the people in that group…why do all the cross eyed body made wrong post pics of themselves and ALWAYS caption it, “i dnt usually post myself but i’m feeling good today. Be nice and thank jesus we woke up.” i dnt have time for that
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Be like, “its my borthday…!!! Lost .617pounds! Show me some love! Whats up whats up?”
Me: Your weight still?
Chit IDK… 
unwelcomed guests are ushered back there as well.
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How you get that swoop to lay down like that @Ky? That is FAHRESH.
*wipes my shoulder off cause dem edges…*
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fukk this chit
@Butter I believe she is kin to Jermaine Jackson….
@luVn
@Bad
I can’t deal with you on the book… :crying1:
See….the way my Ain’t Shyt is set up…
Whats up whats up?”
Me: Your weight still?
Receptionist gonna be like you early TODAY
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Going to walk.
@MISTAKE
“Man come byke. You ain’t wanna see his pics????”
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Ugh. Sandra goin have to do some more “real gravie” days so this sort chit don’t be happening tho!
I missed something
Who’s a boy and why was Man fooled.
Man who tried to Catfish u, ion feel like scrolling thru this post
VeeV – Sustainable Açaí Spirit.
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Hmm isure havent tried this a sigh e.
Is this a recommend? And sustainable as in Mother Earth love?
and its gonna be Larry baritone talking back to you once yall get it poppin.
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More of Ruby Tuesday, Cat and Wine individual
Who Dat says:
How you get that swoop to lay down like that @Ky? That is FAHRESH.
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Don’t give me props…
I give all the credit, where credit is due…To my Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ and that new box o’ stencils I just picked up at Dollar Tree…
themselves and ALWAYS caption it, “i dnt usually post myself but i’m feeling good today. Be nice and thank jesus we woke up.” i dnt have time for that
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I NEED IN
Are any of them obeast and they post pictures of food with tag #thisfoodiseverythang
hey Smonae
@Ky, ME? bish u have NO act right in this life *side eye*
@Jackson, Miss Persia is the classiest puss’y in all the land. she basks in the spoils of living in my abode *throws glitter around*
#weclassyoverhea
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Hey @MisTaken… We still friends or nahh?
Bad Influence says:
@Ky, ME? bish u have NO act right in this life *side eye*
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Hate the sin; not the sinner
the “ugh” tho. *slaps hand on table*
it was so stank
Nancy
… 
for research..
Where have you Been Nancy? Beeing waiting to chat with you all day.
Did you have lunch yet?
I shouldn’t have just made that last post. Ordered some soup I am sitting down outside trying to eat it. Open my silverware and it’s a knife and fork. God don’t like ugly :crying1: going to walk an extra lap today
WHAT
KAT?
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HIS
how u doing boo
Ky with that gravie
Im soooo confused
HIS
how u doing boo
Ky with that gravie
Im soooo confused
Brenbew dnt wanna speak huh?
OutsidetheBox says:WHAT
KAT?
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EYE see
Ugh.
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You gonna give it to the wrong person one of these days. Gonna take Lareese to Applebees one night…get her home… and its gonna be Larry baritone talking back to you once yall get it poppin.
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Chan :fistbump: you the one been missing
How is the gran?
I see you Cakes!
…got a lil edge to your gravi game today. 
the “ugh” tho. *slaps hand on table*
it was so stank
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@NANCY
“didn’t Man already say he had a ‘close call’ one time w/a disable whose parts was either big for a female or small (even compared to his’n) for a male? now he did say that they stopped just short of ‘consuming’ the relation, but i coulda swear i read that when i was still lurkin.”
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Why you bringin up ol chit?
at new box o’ stencils I just picked up at Dollar Tree…
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STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP :crying1:
@Nancy My Lordt
wail:
Hello His – My Name is not Bren, I’m seen his font, but not of late.
But greetings to you ma’am
Remember like Diamond, make the money, but don’t let it make you.
You can’t hide from yo past on here
I shouldn’t have just made that last post. Ordered some soup I am sitting down outside trying to eat it. Open my silverware and it’s a knife and fork. God don’t like ugly going to walk an extra lap today
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Gonna have to leave.
:crying1:
MsTake, STAY PUT! :stop:
@Struggle
*pokes u in the eye* how’d u know i was talking to u iffin you ain’t Bren? huh? riddle me that
Me: Your weight still?
Chit IDK… 
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*adds names to Dr. Heavenly’s list of arses needing reading*
Dr. Jackie
Hissy
OTB
Did you have lunch yet?
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Why you bringin up ol chit?
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Nawl Man! I was saying that cause THEY was saying you was gonna get caught out there, but i was just letting them know you already know what to look for cause you already… well… ne’ mind… um,
??? 