Tae Heckard is Brandon Jennings’ Problem Now

You don’t have to look at Detroit Pistons star guard Brandon Jennings to see he is not a very smart man. You only have to look as far as his Twitter.com timeline.

Jennings, 24, is clearly smitten with bisexual socialite (and sometime actress) LaShontae Heckard. And LaShontae, 40, is clearly smitten with Jennings’ money.

Jennings, who once dated washed-up singer Teyana Taylor, won’t be the first NBA star to sample a rapper’s leftovers. Nelly quickly dumped Tae once he realized she was a lesbian who wasn’t doing anything for him other than occasionally cleaning out his wallet.

Tae was reportedly much happier when she lived her life as an in-demand lesbian. But she was also broke.

Tae’s decision to date rappers and ballplayers is purely an economical one. She’s getting older and her biological clock is ticking louder.

She desperately needs a child support check to maintain her current lifestyle for the next 18 years. And Jennings is fertile; he already has a son with a NBA groupie.

As one of Tae’s associates so aptly noted, she never saw Tae with as many handbags and shoes when Tae dated women.

In fact, Tae was married to a butch woman.

Tae’s ex-girlfriend (or ex-hubby as the case may be) didn’t have a lot of money to spend on Tae, but she made up for that by showering Tae with Love and affection. Sadly that wasn’t enough. Tae wanted something that Love couldn’t buy; she wanted the world on a baller’s budget.