Giant flying bugs with fangs terrorize China

By Sandra Rose  | 

Giant flying bugs with fangs terrorizing China

Be glad you don't live in China. Remember these gruesome looking beasts? In addition to battling giant hornets that killed over 40 people in China last year, they now have a new giant bug to contend with. This flying insect with fangs is about the size of a man's head.

Giant flying bugs with fangs terrorizing China

From Atlanta Journal-Constitution:

Researchers in China have found what is clearly the most frightening looking insect ... ever.

What's being called the Giant Dobsonfly has an 8.3-inch wingspan and snake-like fangs.

It's not entirely clear how much force would have to be applied to kill the dobsonfly or what sound is made by the insect as it is squashed.

But, we're entirely sure that the sound upon discovering a dobsonfly is a loud shriek, scream or cry.

How long until this fly is found in the states?

Exactly.

  • Beta

    :scared: :creepy:

  • Beta

    I hate bugs :bite:

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    I my goodness :hide: whew lawd have mercy

  • San ah make ya dance

    I see I came back at the wrong time :ban:

  • Wasting time

    :eek:
    :bounce:

  • libra80sbaby

    :wtf: type of Jurassic Park kind chit this is??!!!

  • Who Dat

    Welp I gotta learn XYZ. Just came from the meeting. I was told to be a team player. To not be a bish basically. To learn it and shet up. "we all have to share knowledge amongst ourselves and across teams to be more efficent"

    Okay. :coffee:

    And when I put it on my resume and it gets saved as if it is NEW…when all I am doing is ADDING A NEW SKILL… and I start byke getting calls from yall competition…I MIGHT ANSWER THIS TIME. Azzholes.

  • libra80sbaby

    Look like some genetically engineered chit from The Hunger Games 3...Hell to the Nall *Whitney Houston Voice* :nono:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :| My absolute most high Phobia. Ppl always be like Bugs cant kill you....

    And I be like but I will damn sure kill myself tryna get the fukk away from them :blink:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I'd be flapping around, tearing they a$$ up :karate: All while running

  • OutsidetheBox

    I MIGHT ANSWER THIS TIME
    _______________

    :bite: They not ready for the recruiters. They sleep.

    Chile. Gone head. :tea: They gone learn in future days.

  • San ah make ya dance

    And I be like but I will damn sure kill myself tryna get the fukk away from them :blink:
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    :rofl:

  • Who Dat

    That is a mosquito bite FO yo azz.

    Its all yellow in the milla and crusted over. YUCK. And I am sorry I read this as… “with fangs about the size of @Man’s head”....

    My bad bruh.

  • Bad Influence

    oh heyul naw :kona:

    i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bugs.. i drop when i see them like viola did when queenie popped out that sofa bed :ghost:

  • libra80sbaby

    :lol:

  • San ah make ya dance

    i drop when i see them like viola did when queenie popped out that sofa bed :ghost:
    -------------------
    :rofl: She bout had a heart attack

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    libra80sbaby says:

    Look like some genetically engineered chit from The Hunger Games
    _____________

    :cosign: or Lord of the Rings :hide: OMG

  • bama_n_jersey

    I don't wanna talk about this crazy...whatever it is up top...

    :offtopic:
    I promise you my youngest daughter has been here before. Her favorite sayings are “Whew” “Lord Ham Mercy”.

    One day she told me to shake my booty, then this heffa proceeded to touch her toes and show me how to shake my booty ….if you don’t get your fast ass up off that flo….They go to yt schools and learn this mess, which makes it so bad. I walked in one day when my oldest daughter was going there and they were playing “69 boyz”…what these yt people in the North know about 69 Boyz?

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

    Bad :hug:

  • OutsidetheBox

    We need to talk about China™. My friend from college was tryaaaa convince me that her life in Shanghai is the bee's knees. :no: Like B!tch I believe your salary does go further. :yes: I know you can get anything you want made for 10us and a picture of the item. :yes:

    But I be damn if I would live in that fukking pollution, with these fukking giant hybrid bird insects :blink: she get food delivered from anywhere in 2 mins...but good lordt who wants the food after seeing this.

  • Beta

    Hell I fell 2 weeks ago in my office running from a c0ckroach hurt my back coworker cried herself laughing I can't do it no

  • Who Dat

    And I be like but I will damn sure kill myself tryna get the fukk away from them
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Told yall I packed up and LEFT MY SPOT due to the biggest water bug known to EARTH after a hard rain. I left to get the Raid and came back and the bastid was GONE???? I smoove was like ummm getchall SHAT. And 19yo has memories of when I LEFT her outside with that 'coon. So she KNOW I will bounce on her AND her slow sister over a water bug.

  • Unshakable

    I wonder if these things could be killed killed with raid or boric acid? :think:

  • OutsidetheBox

    oh heyul naw :kona:

    i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bugs.. i drop when i see them like viola did when queenie popped out that sofa bed :ghost:
    ____________

    :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :wtf: type of Jurassic Park kind chit this is??!!!

    ____________________________

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Kdub,
    (true story)
    My friend got trained on a new medical machine (IONO what) and they told her mostly the same thing.

    SO WHAT WE DID WAS (well I) called acting like I'm from another hospital that was just getting those new machines. And she learned me all the lingo, so that I would know.
    Long story short, I acted like I was checking her references at her current job AND THEY THOUGHT she was about to bounce, so they gave her like a 10k raise and let her train others. She just retired this year. :nun:

    I spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call :hahaha:

  • San ah make ya dance

    :blink: she get food delivered from anywhere in 2 mins…but good lordt who wants the food after seeing this.
    ---------------
    So the food been waiting on her? Not the other way around :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I was told to be a team player. To not be a bish basically. To learn it and shet up. “we all have to share knowledge amongst ourselves and across teams to be more efficent”
    ___________________________

    awww Dubb :hug:

    (dis bout you clowning the dummy that messed up the main spreadsheet? :think: ) :lol:

  • bama_n_jersey

    And 19yo has memories of when I LEFT her outside with that ‘coon.
    **************
    I had a coon under my deck a couple months ago...I was scared as heck to walk outside...peeping round corners and peeping through curtains likea crackhead....

  • Bad Influence

    Jenieeeeeeee :hug: :hug:

  • San ah make ya dance

    I wonder if these things could be killed killed with raid or boric acid? :think:
    ------------------
    :rofl: Boric will kill some shyt too

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    I guess I'm thee only one who thinks it pretty :winky:
    :rofl: Well, just as long as it doesn't bite me! :scared:

  • Crimsontide

    Now who is in a lab somewhere cooking up ish to terrorize these asian folk?! Is it all those toxins from the factories and what not, or is Rick Moranis cooking up stuff in his basement?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :shocked: dis too much for benadryl gel :no:

  • Unshakable

    @Dub,

    Are the people that told you this alabaster or nah?

  • OutsidetheBox

    Told yall I packed up and LEFT MY SPOT due to the biggest water bug known to EARTH after a hard rain. I left to get the Raid and came back and the bastid was GONE???? I smoove was like ummm getchall SHAT. And 19yo has memories of when I LEFT her outside with that ‘coon. So she KNOW I will bounce on her AND her slow sister over a water bug
    _______________________

    Dubb and the pest man be like, Ma'am..theyre just water bugs..." no bastard dont patronize me! Thats a demon devil spawn roach! :rofl: Mayyyyyynnnneeee I will clean MOVE out of a house bout a water bug. Spiders too. :crying1: :crying1:

    When we lived on a lake before where I am now OMG some frogs held us hostage :wtf: That frog..no ! THOSE frogs..it had to be about 10 after a hard rain...the frogs had us in the driveway throwing sticks, screaming :facepalm: Mustve been out there bout 20mins...eventually bd came home, was like: :no: Shooed the frogs away..

    Mannn I hate I passed this irrational fear on to my kids too but my girls will climb several trees tryna get away from some chit. :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    San, I'm trying to be sharB :nun: by next Friday :eek:

    Is that feasible? :thinking:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    :think:

    ...so they had that typhoon that caused the radiation to leak from the nuclear plant, and now we got giant man-eating bugs on the prowl!

    Wait, isn't that the EXACT plot to Godzilla??????
    :bite:
    :scared:

  • http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?p=18507979 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

    Listen. I refreshed cause ya’ll said new post. First thing I see is some bugs on my screen??? I can’t even read the story. THIS IS BOOOOOLSHAT. So petty :chase
    And folks got disease marks all over them :hurl: I done told ya'll how I feel about my precious skin. My husband even look like he want to get a pimple or a bump anywhere I be like errrrp :stop: what is that a bum bump??? You got that herp simplex 86? That's that new new...Nah son come byke to me when you go get a culture done and bloodwork. I need them both to be negative.

  • Who Dat

    so they gave her like a 10k raise and let her train others. She just retired this year.

    I spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    I might need to do this :rofl:

    For ME its not about the money per se. I mean if you want to gimme extra I will TAKE IT. But...I simply dont FEEL like LEARNING ish else. I want to do this job at the pennies I make and go home. I want to work this 37.5 hour work week and be UNBOTHERED. Learning more means more respon. I dont want any more of THAT.

  • San ah make ya dance

    San, I’m trying to be sharB :nun: by next Friday :eek:

    Is that feasible? :thinking:
    ----------------------
    Yes Maam. It will be completed Friday :yes: I never did get that pop of color choice tho

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Terror frogs :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    San, I didn't see the question. Sorry. Choices? I'll make a quick choice, if'n you tell me my options.

  • OutsidetheBox

    One day she told me to shake my booty, then this heffa proceeded to touch her toes and show me how to shake my booty ….if you don’t get your fast ass up off that flo….They go to yt schools and learn this mess, which makes it so bad. I walked in one day when my oldest daughter was going there and they were playing “69 boyz”…what these yt people in the North know about 69 Boyz?
    ______________

    LMMFAOOOO This reminds me of when that one font came in here like, "im so glad my chirren only watch Disney/Nick..." :rofl:

    :crying1:

    LMAOOOOO Yall sleep on them crakkas if yall want! Crakka schools were my first intro to everything! *ticks it off fangas* They were the first ones sucking D!ck!

    First ones dranking! I saw my first drugs at a house party with my white frends and the parents was home! I be looking at Ma'am frens like yep in bout 6 years tho we gonna have to cut that bitch off. :tea:

  • lovezoe

    Y'all talked about the trailer for Atlanta Exes?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    iont do bugs either :nono: i near bout ran my car thru the graveyard yesterday when i realized a mosquito was riding shotgun on the dash :blink: so yesterday when i got home i sprayed my car with that cutter 'natural' spray. this morning i rode to work smelling like citronella (and men's cologne) i just shook my head cause i realized i was smelling like a fresh arse exterminator... :facepalm:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Kdub :stop: Don't do it then! :no:
    THere's the risk of getting Fired, ya know :eek:
    My friend weighted her options and took the risk, because it was a new machine that not alot of hospitals had yet.

  • OutsidetheBox

    So the food been waiting on her? Not the other way around :hahaha:
    _________

    *black girl head nod* Ok San We here.

    Smart girl otherwise... but honey boom bye. I mean what sthe point of saving all that money if you just gone die by lead or gigantic skeeters.. :shrug:

  • Bad Influence

    "I be looking at Ma’am frens like yep in bout 6 years tho we gonna have to cut that bitch off."

    get it 2gether bish :rofl:

    smh...i do it too. i already know which 2 of J's fweends gotta go soon.. :huh:

  • http://www.local10.com/entertainment/gabrielle-union-mums-about-wedding-plans/27077048 User Friendly

    I spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call
    _______________

    :fistbump: allllll my references are either my friends or ME at a different number. gots to get in where you fit in.

    they be like such and such really likes your work ethic

    me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do :grill:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    :nono: i near bout ran my car thru the graveyard yesterday when i realized a mosquito was riding shotgun on the dash
    :facepalm:

    :hahaha:
    I was gonna make a Funny, but nah :kona: #youknowmymindsojustlaugh :lol:

  • Who Dat

    frogs
    ^^^^^^^^
    ERMAGAWD. My sister been in her house since Dub19 was 1. So 18 years. IT IS BUILT over a SWAMP. :crying1: When she FIRST moved there (subdivision was BRAND NEW) and it would rain? They would be ALL OVER the driveway. YOUR CAR. THE DOOR. I went to drop off I will never forget. The asthma nebulizer for my nephew to use and we got CAUGHT there. I was in there chit chattin and having a drink. I look out and its raining. :crying1: Bish we staying the NIGHT. Few years after she was there they went away tho.

  • San ah make ya dance

    @DTTS, I sent them to you

  • bama_n_jersey

    i just shook my head cause i realized i was smelling like a fresh arse exterminator
    ***********
    :dead: :casket: :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    User :rofl:

    Boyguhhhhhh :2dance:

  • OutsidetheBox

    UNBOTHERED
    _________

    :yes: My boss...one of those power whites..she be like, "but don't you want the added responsibility?" Tryan give me some ppl. :no:

    No ma'am. I actually like that nobody calls me bout nothing...yep. Technical path for me. She be just as defeated looking. But bish I come here to chill. :stop: Chittt the OTBeez is the fukking job. I aint here for all that coddling and chit.

    Like this aint what you want. My first order of business would be firing Balky. :lol: This.aint.what.she.want.

  • San ah make ya dance

    I meant this Friday too girl :lol:

  • Who Dat

    @Unshake it was one of each. An alabaster and a colored.
    @Nan the girl who jacked that spreadsheet up regularly...I left her on my old team. I heard she still fawkin stuff up tho. And she in Europe so by time you figure out its messed up and look on Lync...she gone for the day :ghost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    Rick Moranis cooking up stuff in his basement?
    _____________

    :ghost:

    :rofl: :rofl: :heart:

  • http://www.local10.com/entertainment/gabrielle-union-mums-about-wedding-plans/27077048 User Friendly

    And folks got disease marks all over them
    _____________________

    maybe thats that shyt Nikko got on his face. :smh:

  • Who Dat

    Leave FEMALE Balki Bartakamous ALONE @OTB. She been there FOREVER at this point. :ghost:

  • San ah make ya dance

    These jobs KILL me trying to act like you have to be sooo qualified and got people working already to fluck them up literally :no:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    San ah make ya dance says:

    I meant this Friday too girl :lol:

    Awwwww Chitttttt :shakebutt:
    Send me the invoice, or did you send it :ashamed:

  • OpinionHated

    Good thats what they get for pirating every blasted thing known to man.... Chinese are the thieves of the free world so if God wants to send pestilence to their door I say works for me - and as for them migrating here we probably have them already - came in somebody luggage...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Balki Bartakamous

    :rofl:

  • http://www.local10.com/entertainment/gabrielle-union-mums-about-wedding-plans/27077048 User Friendly

    Chittt the OTBeez is the fukking job. I aint here for all that coddling and chit.
    _____________________

    ok??!! I be telling ppl Im still tired from slavery. :phew:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I promise you my youngest daughter has been here before. Her favorite sayings are “Whew” “Lord Ham Mercy”.
    ______________________________

    :hahaha: :love:
    i remember when one of my nieces first start going to half-day kindergarten... why the teacher pulled my sis aside when she came to pickup the baby and told her she had asked her lil arse to join the group while they did something and she politely told her :nono: 'no indeed' :rolleyes:
    my sis said the teacher was :crying1: CRINE while she was telling her though

  • OutsidetheBox

    smelling like a fresh arse exterminator…
    __________

    CRINEEEE

  • Wasting time

    Wait, isn’t that the EXACT plot to Godzilla??????
    :bite:
    :scared:
    =======================
    BOL
    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    *throws a Business book at 64*

    That's how the world goes Round :cuss:

    AS LONG as you patent properly (not only in US), folks are HAPPY when the Chinese "steal" their idea, because guess what the original inventor gets PAID :nun:

    They'n stealing is all I'm saying :kona:

  • Who Dat

    ‘no indeed’
    *************
    ME TOO :crying1:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call :hahaha:
    ____________________________

    :yes: fugg folks... you a good fren :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    So the food been waiting on her? Not the other way around
    _________________________

    :chase:

  • OutsidetheBox

    “I be looking at Ma’am frens like yep in bout 6 years tho we gonna have to cut that bitch off.”

    get it 2gether bish :rofl:

    smh…i do it too. i already know which 2 of J’s fweends gotta go soon.. :huh:
    _____________________

    :crying1: My homegirl...her son is a shooting star attending a private school a few towns over, where they groom the fellas for college...well you know what the student body looks like there.. :eek:

    She sends me a pic of nephew with the girl, I immediately come back with, "Oh no we gonna have to cut that bitch off.." When I sent it I was like oh chit, maybe I shoulve walked light.....but she came right back friend like WHAT THE FUKK AM I GONE DO?

    ROFLLLL Why we be so dramatic? :crine:

  • San ah make ya dance

    came in somebody luggage
    -----------------------
    :hahaha:

  • http://www.local10.com/entertainment/gabrielle-union-mums-about-wedding-plans/27077048 User Friendly

    so if God wants to send pestilence to their door I say works for me – and as for them migrating here we probably have them already – came in somebody luggage…
    ___________________________

    girllllll aint you from some third world island somewhere? they say the same thang about yall too. hell, half of yall came in somebody luggage too. no shade, just sayin thats what "they" say.

    hell, they say the same thang about us and we been here as long as "they" been here. they dam sure said it when Katrina hit.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Thing, after that phone call I felt like I new the medical machine business :hahaha:

    She's a good worker :yes: so I did it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    @WASTING TIME
    "Wait, isn’t that the EXACT plot to Godzilla??????

    =======================
    BOL
    __________________________________________

    BUT
    I'M
    SERIOUS
    DOE!

    :eek:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I had a coon under my deck a couple months ago…I was scared as heck to walk outside…peeping round corners and peeping through curtains likea crackhead….
    __________________________

    #fixitJesus! :no: :no: :no:

  • Wasting time

    Yall sleep on them crakkas if yall want! Crakka schools were my first intro to everything!
    ---------------------
    :cosign:
    I went to Catholic school too
    Learned what head was from a yt girl
    Saw some one do a line in the girls room
    First girl I even knew pregnant as a teen was a sprite
    First person I ever saw loose off the goose was yt.

  • San ah make ya dance

    :lol: :waves: Nancy

  • OutsidetheBox

    me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do :grill:
    _______________

    :ghost:

  • OutsidetheBox

    ERMAGAWD. My sister been in her house since Dub19 was 1. So 18 years. IT IS BUILT over a SWAMP. :crying1: When she FIRST moved there (subdivision was BRAND NEW) and it would rain? They would be ALL OVER the driveway. YOUR CAR. THE DOOR. I went to drop off I will never forget. The asthma nebulizer for my nephew to use and we got CAUGHT there. I was in there chit chattin and having a drink. I look out and its raining. :crying1: Bish we staying the NIGHT. Few years after she was there they went away tho.
    ______________

    OMGawd :crying1: See. Two ppl makes it true. Terror frogs held you hostage too. :rofl: :rofl:

  • San ah make ya dance

    had a coon under my deck a couple months ago
    ------------------------------
    Don't fck with no coons :nono: Why I didn't know they climb up trees :eek: Like forreal never thought about it, till I saw a family of them in a line going up :bite:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Thats a demon devil spawn roach!
    but my girls will climb several trees tryna get away from some chit.
    _______________________________

    :crying1: i got tears!!! :snot:
    :hug:

  • Unshakable

    Dub,

    If nothing else, do what they asked, but make it work for you. Like would taking on additional responsibilities put additional zeroes in your paycheck?

  • OutsidetheBox

    she gone for the day
    ___________

    LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I LOVE the international businessunits. I swear they don't answer chit on time OR right. These mofos be like, :facepalm: I gotta go to UK. :eyeroll: "

    Like why yall pay them?? :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Nah son come byke to me when you go get a culture done and bloodwork. I need them both to be negative.
    _______________________________

    don't you have a report to review?! :mad:
    :rofl: :crying1: :crying1:

  • http://www.local10.com/entertainment/gabrielle-union-mums-about-wedding-plans/27077048 User Friendly

    I went to Catholic school too
    _____________

    my friend's daughter came home from cathaolic school one day talmbout some look what I learned :bounce: then proceeded to tie a cherry stem with her tongue :eek:

    my friend sent her to live down south.

  • Who Dat

    me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Thought I was the onliest one to have one of these. He one of the 3 in my rotation. He my ORIGINAL bottom nukka. :ghost:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Two ppl makes it true. Terror frogs held you hostage too. :rofl: :rofl:
    AND
    84

    :dead:
    And I be (fake)worried about opossums, and bunnies :rofl:

  • OutsidetheBox

    :phew: :newpost: !!!!!
    EJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

    me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Thought I was the onliest one to have one of these. He one of the 3 in my rotation. He my ORIGINAL bottom nukka.
    _________________________

    :rofl:

    Dubb and this "rotation" she keep talkin bout!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Unshakable says:

    Dub,

    If nothing else, do what they asked, but make it work for you. Like would taking on additional responsibilities put additional zeroes in your paycheck?

    :lol:

    :waves: Hey Unshakable! :hug: GOD Bless!

  • Wasting time

    girllllll aint you from some third world island somewhere? they say the same thang about yall too.
    --------------------------------
    You have no damn act right!
    but I :love: it :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    Thought I was the onliest one to have one of these. He one of the 3 in my rotation. He my ORIGINAL bottom nukka.
    _________________________

    :rofl:

    Dubb and this “rotation” she keep talkin bout!
    =========
    YES! :rofl: And she claims COUGAH! status now :lol:

  • Bad Influence

    smh I read this "I had a coon under my deck a couple months ago" as "I had a coon under my desk a couple months ago"

    i was about 2 be like "ooooh u nasty but get em!! *slow clap* then i was like "damn coon tho?" that fuggin rude!! :hahaha:

    imastopsmokingsmh..

  • Who Dat

    Like would taking on additional responsibilities put additional zeroes in your paycheck?

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    NOPE *pops lips like gays*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    or ME at a different number
    ___________________

    :hailnaw: :rofl: :hahaha:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    Crakka schools were my first intro to everything!
    __________________________

    yeen lyin :nono:
    my APB classes in junya high was full of monied kids, parents all on city council and errthang... but if them wasn't the fokkinest, drankinest, middle-aged living 14 y/o's you ever seen :phew: they was "mature" like a m/f :no:

  • MrsL

    Mercy. :smh:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    :think: i think i want User to log off... :crying1:

    (you next San! :mad: )

  • OpinionHated

    The BUGS came in the luggage not the asians - y'all need Christ... ha ha ha ha ha

    I sho is frum what Americans refer to as a third world CUNTry.... but we don't pirate and bootleg - we libate and girate.....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

    I heard she still fawkin stuff up tho. And she in Europe so by time you figure out its messed up and look on Lync…she gone for the day
    ____________________________

    :rofl:
    shame on it though 'cause i bet that bish resume/cv LOOK impressive as hail though, and she sitting somewhere fokking up errthang over here AND over there... the WURL CRAIG! :no:

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