Be glad you don’t live in China. Remember these gruesome looking beasts? In addition to battling giant hornets that killed over 40 people in China last year, they now have a new giant bug to contend with. This flying insect with fangs is about the size of a man’s head.
From Atlanta Journal-Constitution:
Researchers in China have found what is clearly the most frightening looking insect … ever.
What’s being called the Giant Dobsonfly has an 8.3-inch wingspan and snake-like fangs.
It’s not entirely clear how much force would have to be applied to kill the dobsonfly or what sound is made by the insect as it is squashed.
But, we’re entirely sure that the sound upon discovering a dobsonfly is a loud shriek, scream or cry.
How long until this fly is found in the states?
Exactly.
I hate bugs
I my goodness
whew lawd have mercy
I see I came back at the wrong time
Welp I gotta learn XYZ. Just came from the meeting. I was told to be a team player. To not be a bish basically. To learn it and shet up. “we all have to share knowledge amongst ourselves and across teams to be more efficent”
Okay.
And when I put it on my resume and it gets saved as if it is NEW…when all I am doing is ADDING A NEW SKILL… and I start byke getting calls from yall competition…I MIGHT ANSWER THIS TIME. Azzholes.
Look like some genetically engineered chit from The Hunger Games 3…Hell to the Nall *Whitney Houston Voice*
And I be like but I will damn sure kill myself tryna get the fukk away from them
I’d be flapping around, tearing they a$$ up
All while running
I MIGHT ANSWER THIS TIME
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Chile. Gone head.
They gone learn in future days.
And I be like but I will damn sure kill myself tryna get the fukk away from them
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That is a mosquito bite FO yo azz.
Its all yellow in the milla and crusted over. YUCK. And I am sorry I read this as… “with fangs about the size of @Man’s head”….
My bad bruh.
oh heyul naw
i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bugs.. i drop when i see them like viola did when queenie popped out that sofa bed
i drop when i see them like viola did when queenie popped out that sofa bed
She bout had a heart attack
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libra80sbaby says:
Look like some genetically engineered chit from The Hunger Games
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I don’t wanna talk about this crazy…whatever it is up top…
I promise you my youngest daughter has been here before. Her favorite sayings are “Whew” “Lord Ham Mercy”.
One day she told me to shake my booty, then this heffa proceeded to touch her toes and show me how to shake my booty ….if you don’t get your fast ass up off that flo….They go to yt schools and learn this mess, which makes it so bad. I walked in one day when my oldest daughter was going there and they were playing “69 boyz”…what these yt people in the North know about 69 Boyz?
Bad
We need to talk about China™. My friend from college was tryaaaa convince me that her life in Shanghai is the bee’s knees.
Like B!tch I believe your salary does go further. 
I know you can get anything you want made for 10us and a picture of the item. 
But I be damn if I would live in that fukking pollution, with these fukking giant hybrid bird insects
she get food delivered from anywhere in 2 mins…but good lordt who wants the food after seeing this.
Hell I fell 2 weeks ago in my office running from a c0ckroach hurt my back coworker cried herself laughing I can’t do it no
And I be like but I will damn sure kill myself tryna get the fukk away from them
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Told yall I packed up and LEFT MY SPOT due to the biggest water bug known to EARTH after a hard rain. I left to get the Raid and came back and the bastid was GONE???? I smoove was like ummm getchall SHAT. And 19yo has memories of when I LEFT her outside with that ‘coon. So she KNOW I will bounce on her AND her slow sister over a water bug.
I wonder if these things could be killed killed with raid or boric acid?
oh heyul naw
i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bugs.. i drop when i see them like viola did when queenie popped out that sofa bed
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Kdub,
(true story)
My friend got trained on a new medical machine (IONO what) and they told her mostly the same thing.
SO WHAT WE DID WAS (well I) called acting like I’m from another hospital that was just getting those new machines. And she learned me all the lingo, so that I would know.
Long story short, I acted like I was checking her references at her current job AND THEY THOUGHT she was about to bounce, so they gave her like a 10k raise and let her train others. She just retired this year.
I spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call
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So the food been waiting on her? Not the other way around
I was told to be a team player. To not be a bish basically. To learn it and shet up. “we all have to share knowledge amongst ourselves and across teams to be more efficent”
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awww Dubb
(dis bout you clowning the dummy that messed up the main spreadsheet?
) 
And 19yo has memories of when I LEFT her outside with that ‘coon.
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I had a coon under my deck a couple months ago…I was scared as heck to walk outside…peeping round corners and peeping through curtains likea crackhead….
Jenieeeeeeee
I wonder if these things could be killed killed with raid or boric acid?
Boric will kill some shyt too
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I guess I’m thee only one who thinks it pretty
Well, just as long as it doesn’t bite me! 
Now who is in a lab somewhere cooking up ish to terrorize these asian folk?! Is it all those toxins from the factories and what not, or is Rick Moranis cooking up stuff in his basement?
@Dub,
Are the people that told you this alabaster or nah?
Told yall I packed up and LEFT MY SPOT due to the biggest water bug known to EARTH after a hard rain. I left to get the Raid and came back and the bastid was GONE???? I smoove was like ummm getchall SHAT. And 19yo has memories of when I LEFT her outside with that ‘coon. So she KNOW I will bounce on her AND her slow sister over a water bug
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Dubb and the pest man be like, Ma’am..theyre just water bugs…” no bastard dont patronize me! Thats a demon devil spawn roach!
Mayyyyyynnnneeee I will clean MOVE out of a house bout a water bug. Spiders too. :crying1: :crying1:
When we lived on a lake before where I am now OMG some frogs held us hostage
That frog..no ! THOSE frogs..it had to be about 10 after a hard rain…the frogs had us in the driveway throwing sticks, screaming 
Mustve been out there bout 20mins…eventually bd came home, was like: 
Shooed the frogs away..
Mannn I hate I passed this irrational fear on to my kids too but my girls will climb several trees tryna get away from some chit.
San, I’m trying to be sharB
by next Friday 
Is that feasible?
…so they had that typhoon that caused the radiation to leak from the nuclear plant, and now we got giant man-eating bugs on the prowl!
Wait, isn’t that the EXACT plot to Godzilla??????
Listen. I refreshed cause ya’ll said new post. First thing I see is some bugs on my screen??? I can’t even read the story. THIS IS BOOOOOLSHAT. So petty :chase
I done told ya’ll how I feel about my precious skin. My husband even look like he want to get a pimple or a bump anywhere I be like errrrp :stop: what is that a bum bump??? You got that herp simplex 86? That’s that new new…Nah son come byke to me when you go get a culture done and bloodwork. I need them both to be negative.
And folks got disease marks all over them
so they gave her like a 10k raise and let her train others. She just retired this year.
I spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call
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I might need to do this
For ME its not about the money per se. I mean if you want to gimme extra I will TAKE IT. But…I simply dont FEEL like LEARNING ish else. I want to do this job at the pennies I make and go home. I want to work this 37.5 hour work week and be UNBOTHERED. Learning more means more respon. I dont want any more of THAT.
San, I’m trying to be sharB
by next Friday 
Is that feasible?
I never did get that pop of color choice tho
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Yes Maam. It will be completed Friday
Terror frogs
San, I didn’t see the question. Sorry. Choices? I’ll make a quick choice, if’n you tell me my options.
One day she told me to shake my booty, then this heffa proceeded to touch her toes and show me how to shake my booty ….if you don’t get your fast ass up off that flo….They go to yt schools and learn this mess, which makes it so bad. I walked in one day when my oldest daughter was going there and they were playing “69 boyz”…what these yt people in the North know about 69 Boyz?
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LMMFAOOOO This reminds me of when that one font came in here like, “im so glad my chirren only watch Disney/Nick…”
:crying1:
LMAOOOOO Yall sleep on them crakkas if yall want! Crakka schools were my first intro to everything! *ticks it off fangas* They were the first ones sucking D!ck!
First ones dranking! I saw my first drugs at a house party with my white frends and the parents was home! I be looking at Ma’am frens like yep in bout 6 years tho we gonna have to cut that bitch off.
Y’all talked about the trailer for Atlanta Exes?
iont do bugs either
i near bout ran my car thru the graveyard yesterday when i realized a mosquito was riding shotgun on the dash 
so yesterday when i got home i sprayed my car with that cutter ‘natural’ spray. this morning i rode to work smelling like citronella (and men’s cologne) i just shook my head cause i realized i was smelling like a fresh arse exterminator… 
Kdub :stop: Don’t do it then!
THere’s the risk of getting Fired, ya know
My friend weighted her options and took the risk, because it was a new machine that not alot of hospitals had yet.
So the food been waiting on her? Not the other way around
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*black girl head nod* Ok San We here.
Smart girl otherwise… but honey boom bye. I mean what sthe point of saving all that money if you just gone die by lead or gigantic skeeters..
“I be looking at Ma’am frens like yep in bout 6 years tho we gonna have to cut that bitch off.”
get it 2gether bish
smh…i do it too. i already know which 2 of J’s fweends gotta go soon..
I spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call
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:fistbump: allllll my references are either my friends or ME at a different number. gots to get in where you fit in.
they be like such and such really likes your work ethic
me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
I was gonna make a Funny, but nah
frogs
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ERMAGAWD. My sister been in her house since Dub19 was 1. So 18 years. IT IS BUILT over a SWAMP. :crying1: When she FIRST moved there (subdivision was BRAND NEW) and it would rain? They would be ALL OVER the driveway. YOUR CAR. THE DOOR. I went to drop off I will never forget. The asthma nebulizer for my nephew to use and we got CAUGHT there. I was in there chit chattin and having a drink. I look out and its raining. :crying1: Bish we staying the NIGHT. Few years after she was there they went away tho.
@DTTS, I sent them to you
i just shook my head cause i realized i was smelling like a fresh arse exterminator
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User
Boyguhhhhhh :2dance:
UNBOTHERED
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No ma’am. I actually like that nobody calls me bout nothing…yep. Technical path for me. She be just as defeated looking. But bish I come here to chill. :stop: Chittt the OTBeez is the fukking job. I aint here for all that coddling and chit.
Like this aint what you want. My first order of business would be firing Balky.
This.aint.what.she.want.
I meant this Friday too girl
@Unshake it was one of each. An alabaster and a colored.
@Nan the girl who jacked that spreadsheet up regularly…I left her on my old team. I heard she still fawkin stuff up tho. And she in Europe so by time you figure out its messed up and look on Lync…she gone for the day
Rick Moranis cooking up stuff in his basement?
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And folks got disease marks all over them
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maybe thats that shyt Nikko got on his face. :smh:
Leave FEMALE Balki Bartakamous ALONE @OTB. She been there FOREVER at this point.
These jobs KILL me trying to act like you have to be sooo qualified and got people working already to fluck them up literally
San ah make ya dance says:
I meant this Friday too girl
Awwwww Chitttttt
Send me the invoice, or did you send it
Good thats what they get for pirating every blasted thing known to man…. Chinese are the thieves of the free world so if God wants to send pestilence to their door I say works for me – and as for them migrating here we probably have them already – came in somebody luggage…
Balki Bartakamous
Chittt the OTBeez is the fukking job. I aint here for all that coddling and chit.
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ok??!! I be telling ppl Im still tired from slavery.
I promise you my youngest daughter has been here before. Her favorite sayings are “Whew” “Lord Ham Mercy”.
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i remember when one of my nieces first start going to half-day kindergarten… why the teacher pulled my sis aside when she came to pickup the baby and told her she had asked her lil arse to join the group while they did something and she politely told her
my sis said the teacher was :crying1: CRINE while she was telling her though
smelling like a fresh arse exterminator…
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CRINEEEE
Wait, isn’t that the EXACT plot to Godzilla??????
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BOL
*throws a Business book at 64*
That’s how the world goes Round
AS LONG as you patent properly (not only in US), folks are HAPPY when the Chinese “steal” their idea, because guess what the original inventor gets PAID
They’n stealing is all I’m saying
‘no indeed’
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ME TOO :crying1:
spoke SOOOOO highly of her during the phone call
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So the food been waiting on her? Not the other way around
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“I be looking at Ma’am frens like yep in bout 6 years tho we gonna have to cut that bitch off.”
get it 2gether bish
smh…i do it too. i already know which 2 of J’s fweends gotta go soon..
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:crying1: My homegirl…her son is a shooting star attending a private school a few towns over, where they groom the fellas for college…well you know what the student body looks like there..
She sends me a pic of nephew with the girl, I immediately come back with, “Oh no we gonna have to cut that bitch off..” When I sent it I was like oh chit, maybe I shoulve walked light…..but she came right back friend like WHAT THE FUKK AM I GONE DO?
ROFLLLL Why we be so dramatic? :crine:
came in somebody luggage
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so if God wants to send pestilence to their door I say works for me – and as for them migrating here we probably have them already – came in somebody luggage…
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girllllll aint you from some third world island somewhere? they say the same thang about yall too. hell, half of yall came in somebody luggage too. no shade, just sayin thats what “they” say.
hell, they say the same thang about us and we been here as long as “they” been here. they dam sure said it when Katrina hit.
Thing, after that phone call I felt like I new the medical machine business
She’s a good worker
so I did it.
@WASTING TIME
“Wait, isn’t that the EXACT plot to Godzilla??????
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BOL
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BUT
I’M
SERIOUS
DOE!
I had a coon under my deck a couple months ago…I was scared as heck to walk outside…peeping round corners and peeping through curtains likea crackhead….
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#fixitJesus!
Yall sleep on them crakkas if yall want! Crakka schools were my first intro to everything!
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I went to Catholic school too
Learned what head was from a yt girl
Saw some one do a line in the girls room
First girl I even knew pregnant as a teen was a sprite
First person I ever saw loose off the goose was yt.
me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
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ERMAGAWD. My sister been in her house since Dub19 was 1. So 18 years. IT IS BUILT over a SWAMP. :crying1: When she FIRST moved there (subdivision was BRAND NEW) and it would rain? They would be ALL OVER the driveway. YOUR CAR. THE DOOR. I went to drop off I will never forget. The asthma nebulizer for my nephew to use and we got CAUGHT there. I was in there chit chattin and having a drink. I look out and its raining. :crying1: Bish we staying the NIGHT. Few years after she was there they went away tho.
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OMGawd :crying1: See. Two ppl makes it true. Terror frogs held you hostage too.
had a coon under my deck a couple months ago
Why I didn’t know they climb up trees 
Like forreal never thought about it, till I saw a family of them in a line going up 
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Don’t fck with no coons
Thats a demon devil spawn roach!
but my girls will climb several trees tryna get away from some chit.
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:crying1: i got tears!!! :snot:
Dub,
If nothing else, do what they asked, but make it work for you. Like would taking on additional responsibilities put additional zeroes in your paycheck?
she gone for the day
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LOVE the international businessunits. I swear they don’t answer chit on time OR right. These mofos be like,
I gotta go to UK. :eyeroll: ”
Like why yall pay them??
Nah son come byke to me when you go get a culture done and bloodwork. I need them both to be negative.
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don’t you have a report to review?!
:crying1: :crying1:
I went to Catholic school too
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my friend’s daughter came home from cathaolic school one day talmbout some look what I learned
then proceeded to tie a cherry stem with her tongue 
my friend sent her to live down south.
me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
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Thought I was the onliest one to have one of these. He one of the 3 in my rotation. He my ORIGINAL bottom nukka.
Two ppl makes it true. Terror frogs held you hostage too.
AND
84
And I be (fake)worried about opossums, and bunnies
EJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
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Thought I was the onliest one to have one of these. He one of the 3 in my rotation. He my ORIGINAL bottom nukka.
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Dubb and this “rotation” she keep talkin bout!
Unshakable says:
Dub,
If nothing else, do what they asked, but make it work for you. Like would taking on additional responsibilities put additional zeroes in your paycheck?
girllllll aint you from some third world island somewhere? they say the same thang about yall too.
it 
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You have no damn act right!
but I
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
me in my head: I know cuz I been fuggin that nigga since high school its the least he can do
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Thought I was the onliest one to have one of these. He one of the 3 in my rotation. He my ORIGINAL bottom nukka.
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Dubb and this “rotation” she keep talkin bout!
And she claims COUGAH! status now 
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YES!
smh I read this “I had a coon under my deck a couple months ago” as “I had a coon under my desk a couple months ago”
i was about 2 be like “ooooh u nasty but get em!! *slow clap* then i was like “damn coon tho?” that fuggin rude!!
imastopsmokingsmh..
Like would taking on additional responsibilities put additional zeroes in your paycheck?
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NOPE *pops lips like gays*
or ME at a different number
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Crakka schools were my first intro to everything!
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yeen lyin
they was “mature” like a m/f 
my APB classes in junya high was full of monied kids, parents all on city council and errthang… but if them wasn’t the fokkinest, drankinest, middle-aged living 14 y/o’s you ever seen
Mercy. :smh:
(you next San!
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The BUGS came in the luggage not the asians – y’all need Christ… ha ha ha ha ha
I sho is frum what Americans refer to as a third world CUNTry…. but we don’t pirate and bootleg – we libate and girate…..
I heard she still fawkin stuff up tho. And she in Europe so by time you figure out its messed up and look on Lync…she gone for the day
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shame on it though ’cause i bet that bish resume/cv LOOK impressive as hail though, and she sitting somewhere fokking up errthang over here AND over there… the WURL CRAIG!
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