Local socialite and business woman Kandi Burruss has a marriage that will last the test of time. The 38-year-old Real Housewives of Atlanta star married the show’s former cameraman, Todd Tucker, in April after dating for 3 years.
This past weekend, Kandi threw her husband a sex-themed party to celebrate his 41st birthday.
The party was replete with a bedazzled whip, fur handcuffs, and the ever so important personal lubricant to keep aging walls moist and flexible.
Their marriage will stand the test of time because Kandi keeps things interesting in and out of the bedroom. As a purveyor of a provocative and kinky bedroom products called Bedroom Kandi, she knows that a happy sex life is more important to a man than the marriage itself.
A contented Todd tweeted: “The bday turn up was crazy!! I had a great 41st. With my amazing wife and friends!!! We may not drink alike but we think alike!!!”
Photos: Instagram.com
Just like I said SOMETHING is afoot
Sandra
personal lubricant to keep aging walls moist and flexible.
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Da fugg
I just noticed Toya doesn’t have a neck
still cute tho
Call me crazy but I don’t think kinky sex is the key to a fulfilling, long lasting marriage. I know plenty of folks who are self proclaimed freaks that are lonely and single as the day is long.
Kandi put that gel Vaseline in her hot pocket?
Well, now..
I hope that’s for massaging..ewww at mineral oil in the coot.
This ninja will be cheating in no time
Their marriage will stand the test of time because they are friends of the blog.
important personal lubricant
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The fukk is that baby oil gel. IF you really need lubricant (shouldn’t even be necessary outside of anal play
) Astroglide is the way to go 
Vaseline gel is to make legs shiny and succulent 
sochlo504 says:
Call me crazy but I don’t think kinky sex is the key to a fulfilling, long lasting marriage. I know plenty of folks who are self proclaimed freaks that are lonely and single as the day is long.
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I don’t think so either I say it has to be a multitude of things the full package friendship,sexual chemistry,love,family 1st just not having only sex in common
All I’m going to say is that I
they didn’t use that Vaseline oil as lube…
Let her mama continue and Kandi continue
I hope that’s for massaging
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I like Kandi & I’m still on the fence about Todd.
Kandi looks good.
soooooo…sumbody said azaelia banks edges look like whispers
Their marriage will stand the test of time because they are friends of the blog.
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Yasss lawd
Rasheedah hair looks a mess
a sweaty mess
Imagine life with no fun in the bedroom. Already humping the same person forever
The party was replete with a bedazzled whip, fur handcuffs, and the ever so important personal lubricant to keep aging walls moist and flexible.
You gotta do all that after 5 months of marriage ?!!?
Kandi prolly just be teasin a nigga. Doin all this chit with sex and prolly won’t even suck dyck.
I just noticed Toya doesn’t have a neck
still cute tho
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B, stop tryna get me to talk about Toya’s build. You so shady.
Is she preggo yet, because it looks like she’s packed on a few extras since the wedding
Is that Dice? Who is old girl with the pank hair?
Kandi, Toya & Rasheeda look cute.
speakin of marriages lastin 4eva, WHO dis chic that done made the video to MRS. CARTER to the tune of Outkast’s “Ms. Jackson”?
Ugh Why that girl rocking a pony tail though
Vaseline gel is to make legs shiny and succulent
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YAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!!!!
Then it makes you ashy.
Is that Dice? Who is old girl with the pank hair?
that’s Dice
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*Cues Sheena Easton’s Sugar Walls in re to her snatch being dry and non flexible*
Is you saying that cause she got beef curtains Sandra?
to keep aging walls moist
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what a description
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I like Todd, I think.
And I like Kandi more bc of Todd, or with Todd. Or whatever. Her first seasons were 
. Now she is more vocal and interesting but her put down game (Carmon, Mom ) needs some work.
aging walls – GTFOH
Glad my windows are sealed and I can no longer do my daily jumps.
oh & for u lurkers, vaseline is GNAT for the vag
gm woses & torns!
it aint friday yet?!
Look at Rasheeda and Toya
Wouldn’t mind have a sloppy nasty threesome with them.
aging walls
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Then it makes you ashy.
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Toya’s edges is almost gone
Beta says:
sochlo504 says:
Call me crazy but I don’t think kinky sex is the key to a fulfilling, long lasting marriage. I know plenty of folks who are self proclaimed freaks that are lonely and single as the day is long.
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I don’t think so either I say it has to be a multitude of things the full package friendship,sexual chemistry,love,family 1st just not having only sex in common
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freaks be 36/37 talking bout how come they cant find a good man
Sandra, as a nurse, you of all people should know that you should not lather your vagina with that oil/gel. You’re gonna have some young misguided chick lubing up her crotch and a week later some guys gonna tell her she has a cottage cheese vagina :barf: like Young Joc did to Karlie Red.
Man says:
Doin all this chit with sex and prolly won’t even suck dyck.
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She look like the type. LOL She needs to get drunk ONE time and lose herself. LOL
Is she preggo yet, because it looks like she’s packed on a few extras since the wedding
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SANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
@ Man I called you a mitch downstairs
@ User iffin you still in here, I answered you about Lil Man Tate and camp downstairs
V-Dot
Hey Fay
important personal lubricant to keep aging walls moist and flexible.
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Why Tiny not in the photo Tip was like
you ain’t going 
I dont think sex has anything to do with their marriage. I think that though Kandi is a notorious suga mama (I know a couple of dudes who had this opportunist relationship with her) she finally found a man who could look past what she can do for him and honestly loves her
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Toya’s edges is almost gone
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Yeah but she stay posting her “real hair” pictures to show the rest of her hair is long. Ole half bald headed chick.
@ZURISHAY
“Sandra, as a nurse, you of all people should know that you should not lather your vagina with that oil/gel. You’re gonna have some young misguided chick lubing up her crotch and a week later some guys gonna tell her she has a cottage cheese vagina :barf: like Young Joc did to Karlie Red.
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…maybe Sandra sayin that lube is for Todd…
EYE
finity yeen know? 
says:
speakin of marriages lastin 4eva, WHO dis chic that done made the video to MRS. CARTER to the tune of Outkast’s “Ms. Jackson”?
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Some struggle wanna be rapper who tryna capitalize off Jay/Bey divorce drama. How you gonna claim to be the side piece when in the next breath you admitting dude didnt even smash.
O MY! where ARE Toya’s edges???
I uses lube, cuz I use rubbers (the every 10 yrs I gets laid), yup shole do
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Big fan. I found a suede fringe shoulder bag.. deep purple w fringe long, long. I wore it with some watermelon printed cutoffs that were purple/mint ombre with a white bodysuit, and platforms (open toe, #nopeep).
Very veddy 70s hawt. I think I took a pic. 
I will upload it.
…maybe Sandra sayin that lube is for Todd…
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well, damn…
zurishay says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Toya’s edges is almost gone
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Yeah but she stay posting her “real hair” pictures to show the rest of her hair is long. Ole half bald headed chick.
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Bruuuuuh…Jesus wept. And I did too :crying1:
OutsidetheBox says:
Then it makes you ashy.
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Terrible but Folks buy it up.
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HUNNY LISTEN! I learned YEARS AGO…….
Went out one day all “lubed up” like:
After a lil bit, looked down at my legs like:
Wasting time says:
You gotta do all that after 5 months of marriage ?!!?
August 6, 2014 at 11:36 am
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IKR – Like they have fizzled and need gels and handcuffs now. Like what he gotta look forward on year 5. Orgies?
Beta says:
Why Tiny not in the photo Tip was like you ain’t going
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Cause she back on that TI control plan. Like the words in “Stay” you gonna complain or stay, so since she statying she doing what is needed to keep her man so those few months of acting single and having a social life is out the door
Fayyyyyyy *checks calendar unnecessarily* Hail nah.
why something like this would be posted on social media is beyond me. it just seems so personal.
my aunts and nem are on my friendlist
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ZURISHAY
“Sandra, as a nurse, you of all people should know that you should not lather your vagina with that oil/gel. You’re gonna have some young misguided chick lubing up her crotch and a week later some guys gonna tell her she has a cottage cheese vagina :barf: like Young Joc did to Karlie Red.
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…maybe Sandra sayin that lube is for Todd
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That’s exactly who it’s for
I can see Kandi with her strap ons
Why Tiny not in the photo Tip was like
you ain’t going 
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Then it makes you ashy.
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<——– does NOT like the "fringes" in @Beta's gravi.
FAY FAY
Purrrty thang you, how you been Boo???
Hey Libra
and yes, he gots “them” kinda lips 
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Those arms don’t look a lil fatter
why something like this would be posted on social media is beyond me. it just seems so personal.
my aunts and nem are on my friendlist
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Its wayyy more than I would do..words are enough..but this is Kandi’s lifestyle. She is like a sex shop lady.
Ole half bald headed chick.
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San ah make ya dance says:
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Those arms don’t look a lil fatter
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Nope just midget arm syndrome
Like Alicia keys midget arms 
When has it made yall ashy??!
Never, but I always mix shyt up on my body
Yeah but she stay posting her “real hair” pictures to show the rest of her hair is long. Ole half bald headed chick.
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Lord I hope I’m not getting sick
I have been sneezing all morning
Nope just midget arm syndrome
Like Alicia keys midget arms 
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:crying1: That is soo sad
Leave Toya alone :crying1: She just got FINE edges!
jeniefrumdabloc says:
San ah make ya dance says:
Those extra was already there. That dress sucked her in like two sizes not even playing. 
Like Alicia keys midget arms 
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Those arms don’t look a lil fatter
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Nope just midget arm syndrome
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Yall got me REAL fukked up today. I NEEDS my job ok?! I hollered….AGAIN
San ah make ya dance says:
Leave Toya alone :crying1: She just got FINE edges!
FIND our Missing
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the every 10 yrs I gets laid
:crying1:
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Bring it in
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I don't
Let me see the pic tho OTB.
When has it made yall ashy??!
Never, but I always mix shyt up on my body
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I mix too. I noticed with my kids!
Kept wondering why the fukk Dread was sooooo ashy. He was using the new Vaseline lotion.
Nope. Mama mixes oil into all lotions. 
libra80sbaby says:
San ah make ya dance says:
FIND our Missing
Leave Toya alone :crying1: She just got FINE edges!
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:crying1: shat!!!
the every 10 yrs I gets laid
:crying1:
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Bring it in
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Call me crazy but I don’t think kinky sex is the key to a fulfilling, long lasting marriage. I know plenty of folks who are self proclaimed freaks that are lonely and single as the day is long.
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@SOCHLO I really agree with this. We have learned right here on this very blog you can be as freaky, submissive. letting folks all in your bedroom and everything and still when that nicca get ready to bounce he will be gone and aint nothing you will be able to do about it.
I think Toya is cute , but I don’t find her breathtaking beautiful like people make her out to be.
@ San aint nuttin “fine” bout no damn edges
I had this talk with my Mom; why sistas see they shyts running from their faces, and don’t do shy about it till they gotta salute behind their ears? 
cottage cheese vagina
Jen-nay! :woot: whassup ma?
Sassy
why she had the mag cover in that ‘vid’ as if it was reported that they were previously an item?
gone be like them dudes that jumped CTG over lil Kimchi!
but like u said, she admitted they WASN’T, but why she felt the need to come for Mrs. Corter? the way the hive set up
I don’t
Let me see the pic tho OTB.
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I mix too. I noticed with my kids!
Kept wondering why the fukk Dread was sooooo ashy. He was using the new Vaseline lotion.
Nope. Mama mixes oil into all lotions. 
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So that shyt is counteractive?
@ Jen Kandi arms to short to box with GOD
@SUMMER
“I think Toya is cute , but I don’t find her breathtaking beautiful like people make her out to be.”
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YOU of all ppl brings pause to this?
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Iono play when it comes to things that might get back to my grandmother.
do it? yes! tell the blog? sure! show it on social media where it can get back to my grandmother? FUKK NAH!
Kandi and AKeys do have kinda the same build. :crine: :crying1: Fukk the net. No chill zone.
why sistas see they shyts running from their faces, and don’t do shy about it till they gotta salute behind their ears
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Go on somewhere PM! Just go
VDot says:
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I don't
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I've been on the hunt for some 5-layer FRINGE FRONT LACE UP Minnetonka boots. HARD TO FIND!
They turnin waaay up early on in their union
what’s the next turn up after the dopamine phase ?
@Man
I’m not hating on her I said she’s cute
freaks
aint nuttin “fine” bout no damn edges
I had this talk with my Mom; why sistas see they shyts running from their faces, and don’t do shy about it till they gotta salute behind their ears? 
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But…But…
@ OTb I say kill em
Thats what toys is for
soooooo…lil kim did a remix to the remix of flawless going in on nicki :rollseyes:
Jenie and that disrespectful gravie….
So that shyt is counteractive?
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Pretty much! I think their first ingredient is mineral oil. That’s why I dont buy unless they giving it away 2for.
Mineral oil locks chit in so if you put that lotion on after your shower it should in theory keep your skin moisturized but 
it kinda builds up on your skin..like mineral oil in hair? No good.
Mineral oil is
shyt sits on top
aint nuttin “fine” bout no damn edges I had this talk with my Mom; why sistas see they shyts running from their faces, and don’t do shy about it till they gotta salute behind their ears?
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Kinda like Whoppi’s nonexistent edges
I’m about to run to the mall. I feel judged.
OTB says:
Mama mixes oil into all lotions.
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I do NOW! But back THEN…..I thought the WHORL about that gel.
#young
Iono play when it comes to things that might get back to my grandmother.
do it? yes! tell the blog? sure! show it on social media where it can get back to my grandmother? FUKK NAH!
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As always point made
That’s true to death tho.
Toya is a cute little chipmunk
Rasheeda has on boots….IN THE SUMMERTIME
NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:
soooooo…lil kim did a remix to the remix of flawless going in on nicki
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and I’m feeling it more than Icki
no lie ….
pork chop bone
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Its been so long since I had a pork chop :salivating:
Kandi arms >>>
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My gawd
Man go head on
never that MJ is my boy … this is a legit photo of him mugging with a snake around his neck 
no photoshop 
his rare mean face !
@ V Dot what?
No but seriously, bytches rather swoop a damn bang, or slap some mo gel on them shyts than try to grow em back in? To make it worse, STILL be having the high and tight hood ponytails of death
My moms hair fell out real bad due to medication. She just wrapped her head like a gypsy till it came back in
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@ZURISHAY
“Sandra, as a nurse, you of all people should know that you should not lather your vagina with that oil/gel. You’re gonna have some young misguided chick lubing up her crotch and a week later some guys gonna tell her she has a cottage cheese vagina :barf: like Young Joc did to Karlie Red.
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So we’re cautioning womens not to put sulfur 8 grease in their snatch, but it’s ok to grease the scalp with monistat coochie cream for immediate hair growth?
ok go for it….
I was going to town on this pork chop bone. I mean trying to get every scrap of meat, juice, out of the crevices. Look up and YT coworker looking at me like
I’m about to run to the mall. I feel judged.
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:rfol:
No but seriously, bytches rather swoop a damn bang, or slap some mo gel on them shyts than try to grow em back in? To make it worse, STILL be having the high and tight hood ponytails of death
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They need some castor oil
Rasheeda has on boots….IN THE SUMMERTIME
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But its night? Don’t matter? Oh.
the vaseline oil will sizzle on your skin when you go outside.
first time I ever had sunburn was messing with vaseline baby oil in the Miami sun. I thought it was ash but it was my skin peeling off.
it smells good and it feels good but never again.
So we’re cautioning womens not to put sulfur 8 grease in their snatch, but it’s ok to grease the scalp with monistat coochie cream for immediate hair growth?
ok go for it….
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Stawwwppppp
Coochie fixn cream is full of mineral oil aint it 
@ Summa you can carry ya azz on too
@ V Dot didnt ya’ll discuss yesterday devouring some shyt in private?
You shoulda took ya chop and went —>
Why Tiny not in the photo Tip was like you ain’t going
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Probably. You seen on the show Tiny & Toya how how he made her get her azz to the house and it wasnt chit over there but women.
@HERSHEY
“So we’re cautioning womens not to put sulfur 8 grease in their snatch, but it’s ok to grease the scalp with monistat coochie cream for immediate hair growth? ok go for it….”
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But it works tho!
“I was going to town on this pork chop bone”
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Why did I picture that and start reminiscing about the last time I had one. I like mine cooked crunchy.
sulfur 8 grease
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I love the smell of sulfur 8. I also like the smell of moth balls so i may be old as shyt like Jenie says.
@ User I’m taking Pumpkin to see the Marvel Heroes live thing
he shold like it PM. my son went to see the Spiderman show with his aunt and he relly enjoyed it.
did you get a discount thru your job?
Man says:
Doin all this chit with sex and prolly won’t even suck dyck.
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Oh Kandi def sucks a dyck. She mad that very vocal when she used to do her show Kandi Coated Nights. I forgot who she had up there but they said thy do not do that. She looked at them like they was crazy and said it was uncivilized not to, lol.
And it really tskes more than sex to hold a marriage together. You can have all that chemistry inside of the bedroom, but none outside.