VH1’s much-anticipated new reality TV series Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip premiered last night. Click the link below if you missed it.
VH1’s much-anticipated new reality TV series Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip premiered last night. Click the link below if you missed it.
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WOW.
So this is what I was watching when I passed out. Woke up and the TV was on the Cartoon Network. Da hell??
I couldn’t get pass them arguing in the lawyers office.
Kinah block her blessings sometimes but I love the cancer in Tiny, she is loyal to her friend and sees her talent and wants to help
Them ‘fits up top…
Awe dangit i knew it was something i had to dvr
I liked Tiny & Shekinah’s show.
@UNSHAKEABLE
“I have a feeling this conversation may go south, but I want to hear your perspective. How did you draw the conclusion that women are lesbianic by nature?”
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Just from observation and reading different things. It wasn’t one specific thing per se. Just a combination of things.
Even the most elementary of research will show a couple of things.
-That male and female sexuality is different.
-Women are much more likely to be bi-sexual (but they won’t term it this way but by the text book definition this is what they are).
-That women are aroused by other women (every scientific study ever done has shown this too).
-And most women “expirement” with another woman in some way at some point
-Female “friendships” are close to lesbian relationships, with jealousy and the intimacy and the like.
There is a reason lesbianism is rarely frowned on but male homosexuality is almost universally despised.
Speaking of bulldaggers….
when i go to the lobby…and said in front of mixed company i had good hair..couldn’t be all blyke 
at a nother place ….and the lady was like FOH 
They told me because they felt like they could confide in me…. plus we use that vendor. So now i am legally bline sideeyeing ole girl cause I wonder if she was trying to groom me :crying1:
She got to be badder than me
I just found out the married with children security guard told you all about ..that I said be all in my face like
well somebody let me know she tried a lady who is openly
@Lova :stop: Nah son she never had a chance. I don’t do fish but if i did the chick would not look like a butch MArsha Warfield
Since Tiny and TI are filming apart anyway, this was a good idea. Tiny said ” I have to get the coin on my own”. And she doesn’t have to film with that cheating husband of hers.
“Tiny & Shekinah Weave Trip”
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This sounds really classy and educational! Let me gather round the children to sit and watch!
Oh and I didn’t know she was
No idea. I just thought she was a lame. Wanted to be friends.Plus her husband is a 
man….. But now looking byke all the signs were there 
Bye Peaches
Take Care Hun
the Hair weave had Ebola in it !!
MArsha Warfield
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Ewwww those be the aggressive ones too. I had one looking like that follow me in the bathroom at Wendy’s, just so she could tell me I was pretty, real pretty. Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
@WASTE :ghost:get out my head
Is Shekinah and FOB?
@LOVE ZOE
Yes, she is.
Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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oh so you was like the Hurricane Chris types except cute in the face.
Who you favor now? Wiz Khalifa? Bow Wow? ASAP Rocky? Snoop Lion? MannieFresh? Lil John yearbook picture gravies somebody had?
So now i am legally bline sideeyeing ole girl cause I wonder if she was trying to groom me
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Make sure you wear yo housecoat to werk… She been undresses you with her eyes all summer
Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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Bootcampgirl says:
Them ‘fits up top…
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thats why yall should cop that album when it drops.
support a good cause and shyt 
Missy
I don’t play them type of games. SHE GONE LEARN TA DAY.
Let her approach me with anything not professional
*fights the air like Erica P* TRY ME!!! TRY ME!!!!
Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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lmaO!
@Man,
Ok….so I have a question. And before you start, no I am not tryna irritate you, ok?
So, is it the same when guys have a bromance or can guys be attracted to another male, but not have gay tendencies? Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?
Or are these observations and research for the female species only?
Again, just asking, so don’t strangle me like the LadyBoy Killer, mkay?
oh so you was like the Hurricane Chris types except cute in the face.
Who you favor now? Wiz Khalifa? Bow Wow? ASAP Rocky? Snoop Lion? MannieFresh? Lil John yearbook picture gravies somebody had?
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Got damn you! Not near one of em. Lmfaoooooo ion like chicks, I like dykes…. lmfaoooooo
Tiny looks a lil fluffy in that still up top
I went to the GA Nat’l Fair this weekend and was pleasantly surprised that The Tams were performing. Tiny’s brother kept saying that people should ignore the rumors and their family is going to be just fine. I think everyone in the crowd were like ”
What rumors?”
Unshakable says:
@Man,
Ok….so I have a question. And before you start, no I am not tryna irritate you, ok?
So, is it the same when guys have a bromance or can guys be attracted to another male, but not have gay tendencies? Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?
Or are these observations and research for the female species only?
Again, just asking, so don’t strangle me like the LadyBoy Killer, mkay?
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Yeah like Gwen Stefani husband had a fling with a dude for 5yrs I believe. Or like the dude on How To Get Away with Murder told his girl friend it was one summer, he was bored, but he don’t like dudes.
Them ‘fits up top…
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You just gonna make me really look at the stills huh? Somebody said TIP called Kinah, Tiny’s lil monkey. He must not have seen the ‘fit up top. Obviously she’s a leopard :eyeroll:
Hey Wasting darling “what’s up”
( In Martin’s voice).
@ MisTake- I ain’t going , cause you gonna love meeeeeeeee
.
I refuse to take someone’s advice when they are missing their edges and look like they smell of sausages
So no I did not watch this program. I wish them all the best however!
Yes, she is.
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Never mind
Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?
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This sounds really classy and educational! Let me gather round the children to sit and watch!
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I saw this last night
and I saw the show before this where Shekinah was hosting a Mother-Daughter Pageant, she was sooooo unprofessional LOL
Yeah, women are more likely to be same sex oriented, even if only for one night or to please their guy. A guy will never do that, so I’m pissed about it. But I must agree, women are more licky licky than they let on.
I refuse to take someone’s advice when they are missing their edges and look like they smell of sausages
Gigi. BYE Gigi 
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Oh yeah
everybody
Hey Gigi
Hey ButterCUp
Congrats Keya on the baby
Hey Luvin
@37 Will society LET HIM be str8 if he experiments one time? Nope. You’re gay.
Lock yourselves in the house til the spring
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no problem cuz I think i found “the one”
well at least til it hits 65 degrees then im out
maybe, iono yet.
@UNSHAKEABLE
“Ok….so I have a question. And before you start, no I am not tryna irritate you, ok?
So, is it the same when guys have a bromance or can guys be attracted to another male, but not have gay tendencies? Can a guybe attracted to another guy and be straight? Can a guy experiment with another guy, and still be straight?
Or are these observations and research for the female species only?
Again, just asking, so don’t strangle me like the LadyBoy Killer, mkay?”
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Nope. You know how “society” feels that a man that sleeps with other men is flat out gay? There is some truth to that. Some doctors don’t even believe that men can be “bi-sexual” because in tests, when they are shown pics of men or women, they only become aroused by one or the other. Not both.
But women are aroused by both. It has been done numerous times in different countries with the same result.
Now, I do believe men can be bi-sexual. The same way some humans are allergic to water. They are very few and far between. Most are either gay or straight. It’s really that simple for guys but not that simple for women. Women are always somewhere in the middle. They may lean towards guys, but they definitely have an attraction for women too.
no problem cuz I think i found “the one”
Deets.
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Yall seen the pic of Blu Ivy in the blonde wig?
:hugs: Come on in Buttercup!
@point,
so educate me babe……why can girls be still considered straight if they experiment, but not dudes?
Is it one of those things like, “that’s just the way it is.” type issues? 
and 
no problem cuz I think i found “the one”
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Lucy you got some ‘splainin to do
WAYMENT :stop: how is your name HairLova and you rocked a Cesar??!!! What chu was listing for what you ain’t have???
WAYMENT :stop: how is your name HairLova and you rocked a Cesar??!!! What chu was listing for what you ain’t have???
stock up on viennas, ramen noodles, potted meat, sardines, ramen noodles, beef jerked
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is there a pacific reason these staples are listed??
CaliyoruBA!
busy lately?
@POINT
“Yeah, women are more likely to be same sex oriented, even if only for one night or to please their guy. A guy will never do that, so I’m pissed about it. But I must agree, women are more licky licky than they let on.”
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BRUH! Almost caught a charge on that phuck chit!
Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
NIGGA! Almost went Officer Darren Wilson on that azz!
they are missing their edges and look like they smell of sausages
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Deets.
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dont mind me, I just met him on friday. he offered to suck th polish off my toenails and I was like
I think he’s the one!!! so romantical 
yes, VDot, yes.
another hookup by my bestie. she keeps inviting me to hang with HER then when I get there its a bunch of dudes waiting for me. she got me good this time cuz we went to a spanish club.
@ Gigi, Kids are good. thanks! Just trying to make sure I keep myself clean at work to be sure I don’t bring any infections home. I give everyone the side eye at work if they cough.
:stop: they still haven’t captured the fugitive in PA for shooting those troopers??
@ User.. DO IT! I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
@Man,
Ok…….i see where you are coming from. Like I said, we may not always agree, but I do leaen different perspectives from you and I do enjoy hearing a man’s point of view.
and 
@USER
“Deets.
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dont mind me, I just met him on friday. he offered to suck th polish off my toenails and I was like I think he’s the one!!! so romantical
yes, VDot, yes. another hookup by my bestie. she keeps inviting me to hang with HER then when I get there its a bunch of dudes waiting for me. she got me good this time cuz we went to a spanish club.
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She shopping you. Tryin to sell ur puzzy right from under you and you ain’t e’en know.
CaliYoruba says:
User LOL Just until the Spring hits again huh?
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@Man,
You say you wasn’t havin it, huh bruh?
So, when guys do participate in a threesome with another guy and girl, does that make them gay?
Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
:crying1:
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V you may be right. I asked her PACIFICALLY “bish am I the entertainment?”
told yall she been tryng to turn me out. talmbout yu dont even need to wear pannies.
yes, yes I do. unless you have Kardustian pussi then yu need pannies.
CaliYoruba says: I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
it get’s you aroused, moist and ready to 
?
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Do Tell
Man!!!!
Only you would think of something like that.
luVn_liFe… says:
they still haven’t captured the fugitive in PA for shooting those troopers??
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nope. he’s been writing them letters telling them how he did it and why he did it. no fux to give.
User Friendly says: I asked her PACIFICALLY “bish am I the entertainment?”
told yall she been tryng to turn me out. talmbout yu dont even need to wear pannies
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WTH UF
Sandra, even though them gals are FOB’s, how do you feel about the way they acted with the mediators? And at the store? And at the RV shop?
@UNSHAKEABLE
“You say you wasn’t havin it, huh bruh?
So, when guys do participate in a threesome with another guy and girl, does that make them gay?”
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I always felt so. But you have to acknowledge, that a 3 some with 2 guys, they aren’t going to interact with each other. They will pick a hole and beat that hole up for the most part.
But if it’s a guy and two females, the two females are REQUIRED to interact with each other. YES, REQUIRED!
I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
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User Friendly says: they still haven’t captured the fugitive in PA for shooting those troopers??
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nope. he’s been writing them letters telling them how he did it and why he did it. no fux to give.
WOW, they found Donner QUICK 
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pointhimout says:
@37 Will society LET HIM be str8 if he experiments one time? Nope. You’re gay.
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I just think if you like men once, you like them all the time. You may struggle and try to maintain a facade, but deep down, you yearn for the pickle. It actually makes me sad. People really fight to suppress who they are and it has to be an awful feeling. Years ago, I worked with/was friends with a guy who was gay.I went and saw this nigga
at the gay club.
But he refused to accept that he was gay. Said his family caught him in a compromising position with a neighborhood boy and beat him with a 2X4. :crying1: Said he WOULD be married to a woman and have kids.
Just saw on FB when he briefly reactivated his page, he’s on child# 2 with his baby mama
I bet $ he still lusts for that d!ck and prolly hops on it from time to time 
Guy from high school who was gay in high school did a whole rant against homosexuality. But within the rant told the story of a massaue who “tried him” and who he thought of reaching out to, but his faith stopped him from acting on his desires. And if his faith could save him, it could save other homos
Nicca just linked himself “IN a relationship” to a woman. :eyeroll: 
CaliYoruba says: I have one that sucks toes now. I never had that before and used to turn my nose up but WHOOOOOOOOO JESUS
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Im turning my nose up now. I had a guy do that when I was young and it felt nasty :confused:
But if it’s a guy and two females, the two females are REQUIRED to interact with each other. YES, REQUIRED!
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Dudes do be bi too .. one likkted meh, he was a latin Ricky Martin-ish
He was fren with my gay guy bestie & he told him after he met me, Dont tell her I like men too
THEY know we (women) dont want them after they been in man-hole, sides Gwyn ..I jess dont get the attraction to bof
User Friendly says:
Im turning my nose up now. I had a guy do that when I was young and it felt nasty :confused:
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yeah, I had a tongue between my toes EEK!
when I get there its a bunch of dudes waiting for me.
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@V DOT
“But if it’s a guy and two females, the two females are REQUIRED to interact with each other. YES, REQUIRED!
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You right.. cause I would still phuck both of them… but it would be better if they fooled around with each other too.
luvvie she said she hates panty lines. she be like ugh why you even wore them.
I have to wear them. if I wear jeans I dont want denim on my cootie cat and my dresses/skirts be short when we go out and Im not trying to sit bare assed on soemthing and get ebola of the anus. 
VDOT: I be thinking about the same thing!! Like I be seeing dudes who are clearly homosexual with biological kids and I know damn well they ain’t got no money for no artificial insemination so they are clearly fukking females. I wonder at times if they view the vag as a butthole…
Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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CaliYoruba says:
@ User.. DO IT! I have one that sucks toes now.
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Suck toes + digital penetration *swoons*
I don’t like tongue in the toes or ears
FOH SIR to my husband doing all the talking in my ear 
I be like
he be done died on top of me like Mister in color purple.
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luvvie she said she hates panty lines.
but UMHH I have to Agree on the contracting analEbola 
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I dew too as much as the next lady
My apologies: the video is fixed.
@SUMMER
That wasn’t funny in the slightest!
Suck toes + digital penetration *swoons*
he nimble 
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At the same D time???
Or your hole long and loose
IS she pimping you out? I like her
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no she is just determined. if I had never told her about my porta reefa boo she wouldnt even care. she done made this her mission in life out of spite
My coworker (the one who I mentioned shows a little too much interest in Lil Butter) is an openly gay male. Last week, I wore a tent dress and some super high heels to work, and he was walking behind me. He growled, “Damn, you look good. And I don’t mean that in a platonic kinda way.” It wasn’t until then I thought it were possible for men to be attracted to both males and females #naivety
Sandra Rose says: My apologies: the video is fixed.
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another post please?
they standing up there lookin at that bus like…
‘harpo who dese womens?’ 
I wonder at times if they view the vag as a butthole…
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I think they go elsewhere in their mind while
Like daydreaming of paynus jumping over fences and sh!t. 
Prolly do a lot of anal with their woman. She think he a freak, he think she a man. 
Or your hole long and loose
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U stOOpiD COLE!
exactly how old is this ‘new’ guy?
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I need to stop telling yall stuff. he is 36 but he’s big. 6’3/230
At the same D time???
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Digital meaning fangas!
Tightly snatched. Thank you very much
Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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1 :woot: Wooooo Yeah #jodeci
For a Proper Toe Sucking
Just thee thought
@Man,
What about if two guys are in the same hole at the same time. What do you make of that?
6’3/230
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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!
6’3/230
36 but he’s big. 6’3/230
He sucking yo toes? 
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nope. he’s been writing them letters telling them how he did it and why he did it. no fux to give.
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6’3/230
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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
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Borderline retarded.
VDot says:
6’3/230
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Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
:crying1:
Don’t tell Man, but that’s the size I like
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girllll that got me essited just typing it.
@UNSHAKE
“What about if two guys are in the same hole at the same time. What do you make of that?”
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Gay as a Lil Richard and Elton John duet.
Ok then V
*passss your dude some hand aanitizer*
Hey Unshakable
I can see gravis now
MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior 
says:
WAYMENT :stop: how is your name HairLova and you rocked a Cesar??!!! What chu was listing for what you ain’t have???
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My poor baby ain’t gon’ graduate. Last night he comes into my office talking about, “How many times a week am I supposed to put that mass-kwee on my face?”
Me: “What? What is a mass kwee?”
Joey: “That stuff you put on my face…”
Me: “Go get it. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Joey.”
Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”
Me: “Mass-kwee?!?! You mean MASK?”
Joey: “Well, who told them to spell mask like that?”
Me: (pulling out my phone) “Hold it up.”
Joey: “No, you’re about to put me on blast on Facebook!?!”
Me: “Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”
#Pray for him
Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!
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So, how was the 3some Man?
He sucking yo toes?
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no, we aint doing nothing but talking and texting as of right now.
but it seems pretty easy to accomplish in the missionary position. all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?
Gay as a Lil Richard
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Didn’t lil Richard say he never acted on his desires???
She think he a freak, he think she a man.
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MArsha Warfield
so me eyes are red, this chick says out her mouff dont let him make you cry honey 
is she talking to me (point to self in my mine) I keep walking the next day I go to the .99 store she out there. I see her walking towards me like Hey can I ask you a question I’m like 
you cant ask me chit I get back in my car and 
aint been back to that store since. 
I will not be groomed for chit.
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Ewwww those be the aggressive ones too. I had one looking like that follow me in the bathroom at Wendy’s, just so she could tell me I was pretty, real pretty. Grew my dark ceaser in after that.
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Oh we telling bulldagger stories. Okay. Picture it Montgomery this lady looks and sounds like Marsha Warfield with dreds stands out in front of the
.99 cent store I go in this store almost everyday at the time. She always seems to be looking at Moi funny but I try no to notice. So one night I’m at Winn-Dixie for Mister she in there I been
*said in his I’m Shot voice* I saw YOU talmbout my Lord of the Rings lil guy
@V DOT
“Tried to get this girl to do a 3 some. She was all “I don’t like other girls blah blah blah.” So then, she goin suggest we get a TRANNY for the third person!
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was this ‘girl’ Filipino?!
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So, how was the 3some Man?
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:stop:
Hey Unshakable
I can see gravis now
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She say that once a day
No, you’re about to put me on blast on Facebook!?!”
Me: “Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”
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“Mint Julip MASQUE”
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Queen Helene?
MASQUE
GOD bless lil Joey
all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?
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:stop: Don’t throw your flexibility in Take Take’s face. She’s not that nimble
Me: “What? What is a mass kwee?”
The tears are real
Joey: “That stuff you put on my face…”
Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”
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MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior 
says:
Hey Unshakable
I can see gravis now
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She say that once a day
CHEDDUP because YOU say YOU HUNGRY
ALL DAY LONG 
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:stop:
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My bad. Didn’t mean to put you on blast like that.
me the deets 
User Friendly says:
He sucking yo toes?
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no, we aint doing nothing but talking and texting as of right now.
but it seems pretty easy to accomplish in the missionary position. all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?
OR on your byke from the side, just put one leg up towards his face
Me: “Go get it. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Joey.”
Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”
Me: “Mass-kwee?!?! You mean MASK?”
Joey: “Well, who told them to spell mask like that?”
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Lol
real hard for Joey, real hard.
Lock yourselves in the house til the spring
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no problem cuz I think i found “the one”
well at least til it hits 65 degrees then im out
maybe, iono yet.
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@UF oh you upgraded his phone.
It wasn’t until then I thought it were possible for men to be attracted to both males and females #naivety
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“Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese
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“Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”
VDot says:
all he would have to do is hold ya legs up to his face, right?
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:stop: Don’t throw your flexibility in Take Take’s face. She’s not that nimble
She uses the bykes of her elbows and knees to (skinny)trick folks 
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:stop: Don’t spare her feelings!
do NOT offer to help crack his back, ever!
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WATTS this mean?
At least he’s alive
OR on your byke from the side, just put one leg up towards his face
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@UF oh you upgraded his phone.
Y’all don’t forget naythan.
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V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
Like daydreaming of paynus jumping over fences and sh!t.
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why you rather be ignant?
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OR crunched up underneath like ah Pretzel S/O to Kdub
…listen, no matter what, do NOT offer to help crack his back, ever!
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2 months and 11 days. You have 2 months and 11 days until this joke expires.
He growled, “Damn, you look good. And I don’t mean that in a platonic kinda way.”
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You say a tent dress tho?
I may need to see a pic.
OR on your byke from the side, just put one leg up towards his face
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ohhhhhh yeah that could work too but I like my toes to stay dry and out of ppl mouth.
no Sothrn that was LAST WEEK, this is a whole new dude
told yall its cuffin season.
Carrington says:
V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
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I like Queen Helen better than St Ives.
@75 VDOT
That’s the kinda stuff you saw on Will & Grace or Sex In The City…everyone knew and accepted the guy as guy but the guy.
Beverly Leslie refused to admit he was gay. It was comical, but there are a lot of men just like that. I don’t broadcast anything, but I refuse to marry and have kids just to fit in society.
@Man that’s so funny (threesome w/tranny). I know of some TS’s who look just as pretty as any woman. You wouldn’t believe they were men or still have their “pickle.”
Isn’t life funny though? Who you were at 20 and what you said you would never do ur now allowing or more open to it at 30+? Respectfully, there are some 100% str8 men who aren’t putting on a show. They may respect that you like what you like, but they’re not with same sex loving at all ever.
Carrington says:
V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
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:fistbump: sho nuff!
the apricot scrub is way too hard for me but my fren has been using it since we met in 95.
*said in his I’m Shot voice* I saw YOU talmbout my Lord of the Rings lil guy
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He come a might long way
I got some pics for you
@Luvie she lay on side cause that’s what OBEAST folks do. Lay to the side and put they cankles in the air. Dude be riding her 4th belly talmbout he bout to come
@V I been doing my stretches
Carrington says:
V-Dot… don’t sleep on the Queen Helene. Sheeya have your face smoove as a baby’s a$$.
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Speaking of which, some gay man in Ulta tried to shade me the last time I bought it. Old bold featured azz nicca gonna be like “Ohhh I didn’t even know we sold this. I used to use this WAY back in the day when my grandma had it. I use *insert some high priced azz mask that probably contains baby piss* now”.
Bish, rang my sh!t up and take this $3.50 off coupon. FOH!
I like Queen Helen better than St Ives.
ohhh ok. I got them mixed up. Queen Helene makes the cholestoral for hair, right?
Who you were at 20 and what you said you would never do ur now allowing or more open to it at 30+?
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Like I said Man,
me the deets 
$3.50 off coupon.
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hold up where you get that? do tell.
Old bold featured azz nicca gonna be like “Ohhh I didn’t even know we sold this.
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I call these laydeebois Sephora rejects
$3.50 off coupon.
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hold up where you get that? do tell.
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I never go shopping in Ulta without ’em
They send them in the mail – on the back of the monthly catalog. They have them online also for you to print off 
he is 36 but he’s big. 6’3/230
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*swoons*
…i had one of these when i was in my 20’s …i was sprung! 
smooth chocolate skin, intellectual, militant (ran with Kwame Ture/Stokely Carmichael), a southern gent, athletic, crazy as a june bug
i have lived.
My poor baby ain’t gon’ graduate. Last night he comes into my office talking about, “How many times a week am I supposed to put that mass-kwee on my face?”
@Carington this reminds me of the time Sothern3 has a cold.
:rollseyes:
Me: “What? What is a mass kwee?”
Joey: “That stuff you put on my face…”
Me: “Go get it. I have no idea what you’re talking about, Joey.”
Here he comes with the bottle – “Mint Julip MASQUE”
Me: “Mass-kwee?!?! You mean MASK?”
Joey: “Well, who told them to spell mask like that?”
Me: (pulling out my phone) “Hold it up.”
Joey: “No, you’re about to put me on blast on Facebook!?!”
Me: “Hold the damn mass-kwee up and say cheese!”
#Pray for him
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Him: Ma where is the Vicks sav
Me: In the medicine cabinet
Him: Ma I dont see it
Me: Here it is right here
Him: That dont say Vick sav it says Vicks Vapo Rub
Me:
So Carrington dont worry about it he will do just fine.
I call these laydeebois Sephora rejects
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SOTHERNGRL!
yeen tryna make new frens w/the ‘lady’??? 
we dont have ulta here.
2 months and 11 days. You have 2 months and 11 days until this joke expires.
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i sorry Butter…
#teamHoneyDip
@Carrington
I came back right on time.
Taken you know great minds thank alike
Like that girl ain’t see the T.I. Post 2 floors down and chit
2 months and 11 days. You have 2 months and 11 days until this joke expires.
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