Health food enthusiast Michelle Obama participated in an #AskTheFirstLady question and answer session on Twitter.com yesterday.
One of the first questions (which was surely pre-planned) came from a well-known President Obama impersonator who asked Mrs. Obama how many calories she burns when she turns up. “Turn up” is ghetto slang for get down.
Mrs. Obama responded with a 6-second video of herself dancing with a turnip and asking “turn up for what?” — a take off on the Lil Jon rap song “Turn down For What”.
The video, which was posted on the White House Vine account, went viral.
battling obesity in children is an obsession for Michelle Obama.
Go Michelle
I wonder if they eat those greens on top of that turnip with smoked turkey butts in the white house. No fat back or hocks.
Yasssssssssss!
I asked for this!
She had me
last night off this clip!
She was about to phuck it up
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Where the fugg Nann at?
Michelle is looking very nice these days. Well she usually does anyways. Who was that that said she used to be a man and they kids were adopted?
Help… (I hear echos of my own voice and I keep hearing random World Star clips in my head)
… I’m legally bline… mahmuh ah luh-ya! P.O.P…. #who dat call mah name?
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DON'T CALL JOEY FOR HELP!!
*puts a prayer cloth over Vdot’s broken membranes.* Friend I ain’t gone let nothing happen to you :crying1:
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Where Take Take at?
I wonder if they eat those greens on top of that turnip with smoked turkey butts in the white house. No fat back or hoc
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Peaches BEAN hanging out with DTTS… Everything she font and talk about is food. Her ringtone is NOM NOM NOM NOM
so “turn up” is ghetto slang but “get down” is not?
reminds me of that episode of Good Times when they asked the white man what TCB stood for and he ass-umed it meant THASS COOL BABY
when it stood for taking care of business.
how soon we forget. just because they finally pat you on the head and tell you something is ok because they wanna use it doesnt mean that it wasnt already ok when WE invented it.
Lionel Richie might be Khloe’s Real pappy now??
VDot who wrote that filth about you
Don’t shoot (insert white person face) I’m legally bline…. The blog made me do it. I know you are a virtuous woman. You are only a e hoe
WAYMENY
You just have to love the First Lady.
Lionel Richie might be Khloe’s Real pappy now??
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We know who he ISN’T the real pappy of – Nicole
Kris get around like her doorter huh?
She doin too much.
Them Kardashian’s stay trying to give Khloe away
Rob the one they need to vote off the island. He ain’t even worf being a namesake. I mean surely one of they grandkis gone be gay and can be a Kardashian CLONE. Mason look like a girl so that’s out….. He won’t have kids. Nori do be rocking them timbos 
VDot who wrote that filth about you
WAYMENY
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Looka here nut byke, take it back!!
Kris get around like her doorter huh?
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like all her doorter (s)
Kris get around like her doorter huh?
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i know right :fistbump: Kim a hoe cause her mama is
Mason & Nori look like twins
@MisTake- Yes, its true food is my friend with a side of Courvoisier VSOP.
Really? Lionel? What she’s too good to be OJ’s kid?
Nicole was the drummers kid, right? Like how he just give his kid up tho? Like Lionel and his wife wanted a kid so “Here take mines”
Ok Lionel daughter Sofia look EXZACKLY like Khloe.
If she get a nose job …
Kris, 58, and Lionel, 65, “had a sexual affair” while she was married to Robert Kardashian Sr. (who Khloe has always publicly claimed as her father), a Richie source told InTouch, adding that the “Dancing On The Ceiling” singer openly “bragged about” his trysts with Kris.
The “You Are The Sun, You Are The Rain” singer “was on the outs with his wife at the time, everyone was sleeping around with everyone else back then, and Kris was hot in those days,” the source added.
How mannie affairs she done had on ole Rob Sr
Wasting time says:
Ok Lionel daughter Sofia look EXZACKLY like Khloe.
If she get a nose job …
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Stop playing? Now I’ma go google her.
@Jay I see you asked the Roses to do the education for you on how Ebola is spread. I AM GLAD YEW ASKED
You know we got all the answers here. Pulls out my spectacles and scroll 
Ebola is spread through fluid that seeps out of the booty meat when you in that lifestyle. Ebola can also be spread if you don’t BAIZE and then let somebody push yo pannies to side and let a nucca slide 
then you get PANK EYE 
Well you THANK it is PANK EYE. That’s stage 1. Stage 2 you wake up the next day LEGALLY BLINE like Donna Goodeau and in order to cure it you got to put on a MASK-KEE-EE all over your whole body. St. Ives tho. Go to Ulta 
If you don’t do that the next and final day of your life you gone wake up with half your arms missing like my old gravie.
and AIN’T NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT buscept call EJ and see what shim did when his ankles gave up on him. But when your chest get really heavy, you got the Forest Whitaker King of Scotland /Ray milk eye 
you on your way to TAKE ME TO THE KANG. Now that is only IF you have been good and keep your soul non-tarnished and sucked of bad energy like Slim taught us. If you haven’t then you need to carry yourself to the grocery (no for real carry yo self cause your FEETS GONE) and buy you a pure shower head and baptize yourself in the water 
because that is the ONLIEST way you gone make it to heaven.
< you after you turn on the shower head going to heaven
you without the shower head
You KNOT going to be able to do your hair and your loc gone fall off like Steveie Wonder :lolsign: Also yo edges gone fall off like… I digress….
If you start to see your feets fall off :stop: you almost GONE
Your Sister In Blog
I am just a nobody trying to tell anybody about KANG JESUS
Taken
#BBOD
Lionel, 65, “had a sexual affair” while she was married to Robert Kardashian Sr
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the question is more like “WHO didn’t screw kris?”
Kris was hot in those days,” the source added.
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She does….. There’s this picture of her with some shades on. Mini Khloe. Kris was nice looking when she had her orginal face in her younger years. Is she from the same tribe as Robert, or is she American. I always wondered.
progress reports came out today. my son just called me to explain. talkin bout “but I was good all day today”
Kris is American She has English, Scottish, French, German and Dutch ancestry
User Friendly says:
progress reports came out today. my son just called me to explain. talkin bout “but I was good all day today”
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Yeah but what about all the other days!!! I hate that
my son just called me to explain
RUH ROH
progress reports came out today. my son just called me to explain. talkin bout “but I was good all day today”
This is my youngest nephew. When he starts of saying Dad/Mom I love you 
we already know what’s up.
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I died several deaths reading Mistake’s medical minute.
@user they got this new app Dojo they use at the school where you can track your child’s behavior as documented by the teacher. Last week Taken9.75 was at 88%
Week before 77% 
I told her there is not excuse to be anything below 100% on your attitude when going to school. She is at 100% so far this week. She better get it together. She is going through that I wanna be cool phase. She got in the red for talking out of turn and stuff 
SHE GONE LEARN TADAY
my son just called me to explain
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What had happened was
Taken, please gather #31, in its entirety, use it to line the :coffin: and then hop yo arse in there! LAY IN IT BISH!
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User Friendly says: I died several deaths reading Mistake’s medical minute.
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can you shorten it for me?