Morning Wood: Idris Elba

Sandra Rose October 9, 2014

Idris Elba

Muscular actor Idris Elba posted this workout video on social media yesterday. The manly British hunk works on his abs as he prepares for a role in his next movie.

Watch the video below.

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http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

(really don’t like this picture doe )
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Fawk yes :woot: finally a wood I like
anw_rootbeer

Sexual chocolate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

Yeah hes fine….. Lawd im hawrny.
TruGemini

LOL actors / models / people in general kill me tryna act like they don’t think they’re fine as hell, but be steady filming themselves and posting selfies all over the net!

Idris, for real tho
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

See, he reminds me of the two cousins I had bodies just like that :swoons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

<<<Idris "St. Ides" Elba drunk azz!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Chile dude is fine…… He has a funny shaped head…. but hey :stop: … it’s just a flaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Yes Lawd!!!!

Idris got a husky summer sausage too. I KNOW HE DOES!! I can feel it in my loins <– What I wanna do on it

Let me go to the restroom real quick :jack:
Beta

I don’t see it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

Lookin at somebody grandpappy.
Yall are a trip!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Iddris can be my drunk bew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

He’s cute but will always be Stringer Bell mad because Avon and Slim Chalres wouldn’t touch Clay Davis. AND Avon laughed at his aiss.

But for real, is Joey still alive? did I miss Carrington’s follow up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

With that sweat all over his body :hunch:
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Beta says:

I don’t see it
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One less I got fight off this fine specimen fine
SummerBaby
Beta

<<<Idris "St. Ides" Elba drunk azz!
________________
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Nikke, Carrington ain’t do shyt but continue paying that car insurance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

Idris “St. Ides” Elba drunk azz!

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Why you always throw this out there like it some sort of insult to the man? Ain’t nothing wrong with liking your noon time dark likka. Ain’t nan a big business in the country ain’t been made without a scotch neat somewhere in the mix.
KyCakes

Love, LOVE a dude with chest-icles you can hold onto whilst riding him off into the sunset… *sigh*
Unshakable

@Betameister,

Glad I ain’t the onliest one.

He is handsome, but I just don’t fawn or drool over him.
Beta

Jenie
KyCakes

<—– Lemme change this gravi for someone on here runs back to him like "I saw your gravi on Sandra Rose…."

Might get a full can of beer in the mail or sumthin
essenze

He sexy. Even if he is a drunk as Man says
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

datsmdubya2u says:

The ham hocks are going in
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Try smoked turkey wings, necks etc….
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Ham hocks I usually cook mines with Turkey but not this weekend
SummerBaby

Let me go follow him on IG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

Idris “St. Ides” Elba drunk azz!

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Why you always throw this out there like it some sort of insult to the man? Ain’t nothing wrong with liking your noon time dark likka. Ain’t nan a big business in the country ain’t been made without a scotch neat somewhere in the mix.
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That nigga is a drunk! I don’t know if people take it as an insult or what. THE NIGGA IS A DRUNK!

You will always be second to the closet bottle of alcohol to him!
**possibly third if a cigarette is in the vicinity**
KyCakes

essenze says:

He sexy. Even if he is a drunk as Man says
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That just means the draws come tumblin’ down faster…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Why you always throw this out there like it some sort of insult to the man?

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I think it’s because Man doesn’t drink. He doesn’t realize the majority of us are lushes, so this is right up our alley
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

KyCakes says:

<—– Lemme change this gravi for someone on here runs back to him like "I saw your gravi on Sandra Rose…."
Might get a full can of beer in the mail or sumthin
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he is a cutie though
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

All I can think about is lovely…LOVELY RELATIONS WITH THIS MAN!He COULD send me a text saying he wanted to soil my panties and my kitty would be like
http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Inmate-Donna-Goudeau-Seeks-Pen-Pals.jpg User Friendly

this scooby doo looking pointy headed ninja is not attractive in the least bit.

and ion like sweat so yuck
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KyCakes says:

essenze says:
He sexy. Even if he is a drunk as Man says
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That just means the draws come tumblin’ down faster
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wait Idris got that horse dyck beef curtains
SummerBaby

That nigga is a drunk! I don’t know if people take it as an insult or what. THE NIGGA IS A DRUNK!
You will always be second to the closet bottle of alcohol to him!
**possibly third if a cigarette is in the vicinity**
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Rib of Chan

I got back to my desk at the right time. Yes Jesus. Even without lower limbs or as a midget +

*gets my azz gone before I get a work email from yall homeboy like I seentchu*
Beta

You will always be second to the closet bottle of alcohol to him
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You stoopid
The Pearl!

Whew! Do we have a fan emote? Good googly moogly!
pointhimout

@Afiya, how do feel about incest? A cousin is still a cousin, be it 1st or 5th. Baby born with a leg growing outta his back…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

pointy headed ninja

________________

I’d cling all over that pointy head I know what I’m doing when I get off. Edging
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

Wait… Afiya doin some incest now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPIs6REdG2Q datsmdubya2u

@jenie

Ham hocks I usually cook mines with Turkey but not this weekend

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I hear you

Last week i mixed turnip and mustard greens together i couldnt resist i used hamhocks
Rib of Chan

somebody grandpappy
^^^^^^^^^^^^
HEY! :stop: WATCH THAT somebody grandpappy ISH.
KyCakes

jeniefrumdabloc says:

KyCakes says:
<—– Lemme change this gravi for someone on here runs back to him like "I saw your gravi on Sandra Rose…."
Might get a full can of beer in the mail or sumthin
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he is a cutie though
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Sis, but can I tell you about the last time I saw him?

He came to town about a year ago to check on his rental property. We linked up at Warren Sapps house (his Momma) and his Brother was there. We hung out, drank and laughed like old times.

Now….No discussion had ever come about that he was getting some Narnia while he was here. So after we were chilling and drinking all night, he whispers in my ear "Let's go to Waffle House and back to your place"

Waffle House, nigguh?

He may have had a shot, if his lips were looking cracked and dry like the Mojave and his breath didn't resemble eight cans of shark shit…

Like "Nigguh you are 37 years old and can't be bothered with some Burt's Bees and Dentyne?"

GTFOH
libra80sbaby

This muthaphucka SOOOO FOINE!!! Jeeeeze!! I’d lick the sweat from his chest to his chin and suck his bottom lip Come Idris…the water over here is fine
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Afiya says:

Nikke, Carrington ain’t do shyt but continue paying that car insurance
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Joey at his blue headed girlfriend’s cousin house like YOLO

Joey aint got one ioto of a fugg to give.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

@Afiya, how do feel about incest? A cousin is still a cousin, be it 1st or 5th.

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Wait, what? Please say bestiality isn’t next
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pointhimout says:

@Afiya, how do feel about incest? A cousin is still a cousin, be it 1st or 5th. Baby born with a leg growing outta his back…
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I say got damn dude in your gravie :shoock: lawd have mercy
KyCakes

jeniefrumdabloc says:

KyCakes says:
essenze says:
He sexy. Even if he is a drunk as Man says
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That just means the draws come tumblin’ down faster
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wait Idris got that horse dyck beef curtains
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*Whinneys and stamps feet*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

somebody grandpappy
^^^^^^^^^^^^
HEY! :stop: WATCH THAT somebody grandpappy ISH.

__________________

Yall know her collarbone is a grandpappy So she’s like a stepgrandmammy. Ma’ Dear and sh!t (in my Columbus Short “This Xmas” voice)
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

KyCakes says:

jeniefrumdabloc says:
KyCakes says:
<—– Lemme change this gravi for someone on here runs back to him like "I saw your gravi on Sandra Rose…."
Might get a full can of beer in the mail or sumthin
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he is a cutie though
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Sis, but can I tell you about the last time I saw him?
He came to town about a year ago to check on his rental property. We linked up at Warren Sapps house (his Momma) and his Brother was there. We hung out, drank and laughed like old times.
Now….No discussion had ever come about that he was getting some Narnia while he was here. So after we were chilling and drinking all night, he whispers in my ear "Let's go to Waffle House and back to your place"
Waffle House, nigguh?
He may have had a shot, if his lips were looking cracked and dry like the Mojave and his breath didn't resemble eight cans of shark ****…
Like "Nigguh you are 37 years old and can't be bothered with some Burt's Bees and Dentyne?"
GTFOH
________________

He had the Gucci Mayne syndrome…… No Ex Zone :fistbump:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@KY
“Sis, but can I tell you about the last time I saw him?

He came to town about a year ago to check on his rental property. We linked up at Warren Sapps house (his Momma) and his Brother was there. We hung out, drank and laughed like old times.

Now….No discussion had ever come about that he was getting some Narnia while he was here. So after we were chilling and drinking all night, he whispers in my ear “Let’s go to Waffle House and back to your place”

Waffle House, nigguh?

He may have had a shot, if his lips were looking cracked and dry like the Mojave and his breath didn’t resemble eight cans of shark ****…

Like “Nigguh you are 37 years old and can’t be bothered with some Burt’s Bees and Dentyne?”

GTFOH
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Wow! What a tease! You sat there at his mom’s place dranking and chillin and chit knowin that nigga had just come to town for a short time and ain’t give him no puzzy???

Just rude….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@CHAN
“somebody grandpappy
^^^^^^^^^^^^
HEY! WATCH THAT somebody grandpappy ISH. ”
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Somebody great great grandpappy!
Rib of Chan

Like “Nigguh you are 37 years old and can’t be bothered with some Burt’s Bees and Dentyne?” GTFOH

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I been lurking. I was at lunch with these peepah. But I wanted to tell you that you wasnt about ish. I will take that oppty now ma’am. Team Unbothered he was. :crying1:
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@Afiya, how do feel about incest? A cousin is still a cousin, be it 1st or 5th. Baby born with a leg growing outta his back…
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they aint each other tho. does it still count as incest?

guess it depends on if their balls touched
essenze

Should already known Man was going to have something to say about that story lol
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

pointhimout says:

@Afiya, how do feel about incest? A cousin is still a cousin, be it 1st or 5th. Baby born with a leg growing outta his back…

NOOOOOOOOOO, I had secks with two cousins (that looked like uptop there)
KyCakes

@Man

I SAID if he coulda got his boo boo breath and those lips healed so I wouldn’t get cut under control, he woulda had a chance….

You wouldn’t even fawk a bish with mismatched finger /toenail polish…
Hair Lova

<<<Idris "St. Ides" Elba drunk azz!

by Man, I just don't care™ on Oct 9, 2014 at 1:59 pm
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Man ur a hater!!! But ion like this picture of Idris tho.
Rib of Chan

Yall know her collarbone is a grandpappy So she’s like a stepgrandmammy.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I is.

Hate you tho for my collarbone
KyCakes

Rib of Chan says:

Like “Nigguh you are 37 years old and can’t be bothered with some Burt’s Bees and Dentyne?” GTFOH
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I been lurking. I was at lunch with these peepah. But I wanted to tell you that you wasnt about ish. I will take that oppty now ma’am. Team Unbothered he was. :crying1:
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I know not of what you speak, but He certainly was unbothered by proper hygiene…

He was too old for that mess…C’mon, now….
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

That’s it I leaving at 4:00 my azz is hungry as hell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

<<<Idris "St. Ides" Elba drunk azz!
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Man ur a hater!!! But ion like this picture of Idris tho.

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I ain't mad at ol St. Ides! That nigga living the life. DRANKIN all dayum day and being celebrated as an "actor" although he can only play the "strong and silent" character.

Nigga be in a 4 hour movie with 3 lines of script. Chiiiid, he living the American Dream.
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he do look kinda rusty. change that gravi Ky. Im embarrassed for him and whoever big ass wolf paws is on him. :smh:

get them elephantitis ppls off the blog.
The Pearl!

OMG, @KyCakes!!! You’re killin me!
Rib of Chan

get them elephantitis ppls off the blog.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
KyCakes

User Friendly says:

he do look kinda rusty. change that gravi Ky. Im embarrassed for him and whoever big ass wolf paws is on him. :smh:
get them elephantitis ppls off the blog.
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I hate you so damn much!

“I AM NOT AN ANIMAL”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Like “Nigguh you are 37 years old and can’t be bothered with some Burt’s Bees and Dentyne?” GTFOH

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My horny azz would have slid him some gum and lip chap. Those are minor in the grand scheme of things
KyCakes

@Pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

get them elephantitis ppls off the blog.

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KyCakes

VDot says:

Like “Nigguh you are 37 years old and can’t be bothered with some Burt’s Bees and Dentyne?” GTFOH
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My horny azz would have slid him some gum and lip chap. Those are minor in the grand scheme of things
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Listen, if I have to ‘upgrade you’ at that age?! Naw…I’d rather partake in my handheld shower head…Guaranteed nut, right there….
OutsidetheBox

Two things: :crying1: for my current situation and for all that brown nosing downstairs. Shameful. You a new daddy, you a new daddy.
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My horny azz would have slid him some gum and lip chap. Those are minor in the grand scheme of things
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Flag on the play!

if he keeps his lips ashy that the whole world can see all day you can only imagine how musky his dyck is. Ky did the right thing. hold out until a clean one comes along.
Rib of Chan

My horny azz
^^^^^^^^^^
I didnt finish past that. Sorry @V :crying1:
libra80sbaby

@ Man..that nigga can be drunk as cooda brown all I care about is that body and that meat
KyCakes

User Friendly says:

My horny azz would have slid him some gum and lip chap. Those are minor in the grand scheme of things
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Flag on the play!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@LIBRA
“that nigga can be drunk as cooda brown all I care about is that body and that meat ”
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Well, I’m glad you gave him the ok cause he dayum sho’ was goin be drunk regardless.
Unshakable

@User,

You know what those hands remind me of? You know those hands in Buddhism that represent proserity and love? Yeah those.

Or Mortimer from Bugs Bunny (He was the big red furry anomaly that chased bugs around the castle)

Or the hands of the Grinch.

So mannie, mannie visuals
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Virginian crematorium catches fire while burning 500-pound body

Southside Cremation Services in eastern Henrico caught fire Wednesday afternoon. Three people inside the building escaped after the heat used to burn man — who was ‘a little larger’ than the business had burned in the past — got too hot for a rubber roof.

just ton murch!
libra80sbaby

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@LIBRA
“that nigga can be drunk as cooda brown all I care about is that body and that meat ”
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Well, I’m glad you gave him the ok cause he dayum sho’ was goin be drunk regardless.
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Nigga…I’d personally pour up for him…long as he talk A LOT of chit…that accent is A muthaphuckin ONE
Hair Lova

Nigga be in a 4 hour movie with 3 lines of script. Chiiiid, he living the American Dream.

by Man, I just don’t care™ on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:17 pm
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*kicks Idris St Ides to the side* your just so hateful Man, so damn hateful lml
OutsidetheBox

Is that a sign? He going to Hell?
Gigi26

Sorry I couldn’t touch him all sweaty like that…shyt grosses me out
Rib of Chan

eastern Henrico
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(like the on air folks @Russ Parr). RICHHHHHHHHHH-MOND
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

VDot said:

My horny azz would have slid him some gum and lip chap. Those are minor in the grand scheme of things

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GET YO FAZZ AZZ ON SOMEWHERE
SummerBaby

Virginian crematorium catches fire while burning 500-pound body
Southside Cremation Services in eastern Henrico caught fire Wednesday afternoon. Three people inside the building escaped after the heat used to burn man — who was ‘a little larger’ than the business had burned in the past — got too hot for a rubber roof.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@LIBRA
“Nigga…I’d personally pour up for him…long as he talk A LOT of chit…that accent is A muthaphuckin ONE ”
________________________

I ain’t mad at you!
I mean, he’d prolly just drink and never phuck but chit, I won’t ever tell a woman not to serve her man! Not me! Get right on in there and pour that drank!
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

So Dubb you ignored my comment about you changing your name?

SO you really IS a changed woman GONE CHAN

<– negro headnod
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where is Idris at anyway?

an ebola clinic? fugg kinda gym is this?
Unshakable

@Gigi,

Lookin like he has been rollin around in bacon grease. I wonder if he smells like Jimmy Dean’s sausage biscuits or bacon strips, hickory smoked?
libra80sbaby

Man….just GO!!! Oh that nigga WOULD be givin it UP. Woke, not woke, sloppy, etc. I have dreams in life to fulfill and not a lot of fukin time to do it.
Hair Lova

Sorry I couldn’t touch him all sweaty like that…shyt grosses me out

by Gigi26 on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:28 pm
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So what happens if ur and ur boo gettin it in and yawl start sweating all ova ur bawdee? Do u pause? And ion talking bout that sweat from the forehead that drips in ur eyes and burns. Now that’s nasty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

GET YO FAZZ AZZ ON SOMEWHERE

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Im pretty sure you are now the fazz azz Congrats bew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

Have yall seen the Iphone holder that is shaped like a gun?

Man, any nigga that buy that goin get shot for certain!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

OTBayBay
OutsidetheBox

BayBay :2dance: Two New musics: :headphones: Shaliek, I’ll Give it Up
and Krit ft Rico Love, Pay Attn
Rib of Chan

Wait…where @Afiya…the question? Going to go look…

But yes I have been Changed.

Disclaimer: For now
Ms Peaches

Idris has not been handsome to me since the Wire, and since I’ve seen Luther on the BBC, its a wrap.
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Veterinarian accidentally kills wife, chops her up and sends her for incineration to pet crematorium: cops

The exact cause of her death is not yet known, but sources report she died after the vet botched DIY liposuction.

How you get accidentally kills and chops her up in the same sentence
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

:smh: @VDot You got me beat doll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@LIBRA

You know that alcohol makes niggas impotent tho huh?

You goin be down there just suckin away trying hard and mighty to get you a ride. Wind up with a mouf full of alcohol tainted pizz.
OutsidetheBox

So what happens if ur and ur boo gettin it in and yawl start sweating all ova ur bawdee?
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Yuck. I will turn so stank in the face. I tap out. I cant stand it. Yuck.
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc
libra80sbaby

Unshakable says:

@Gigi,
Lookin like he has been rollin around in bacon grease. I wonder if he smells like Jimmy Dean’s sausage biscuits or bacon strips, hickory smoked?
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EVEN BETTER!! I them dayum sausage biscuits and ANY kinda bacon cept that fake azz turkey bacon
Gigi26

So what happens if ur and ur boo gettin it in and yawl start sweating all ova ur bawdee? Do u pause?
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:stop: Thats different Lova Cuz me and the boo getting it in nah mean? But if he all sweaty like that befo and tries to touch me…can’t do it. Ion need no damn sweat all over my dry self
OutsidetheBox

How you beez?
Rib of Chan

ANY kinda bacon cept that fake azz turkey bacon
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Aint that chit just sucha damn LIE?
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Yall DON’T LIKE sweaty bodies LAWD, that’s thee bestest
Hair Lova

Ok Gigi I just need to understand if you took a pause nicca break. Lol ion want no sweaty before hand nucca either.

Soo Man are you trying to say cuz he loves the drinks he only got mash potato loving to give???
OutsidetheBox

The accident was killing er during that botched surgery, Fiya. The chop up was later.

So you doing the surgery..plugging away (pun intended ) and boom, the heffa mangae to die after she done straight BEGGED you to suck out her fat. How you gonna explain that?

Better chop her up! :lightbulb:

I mean if you a vet and you too chep to take your wife to the real Plastics ppl I think thats how you think.

That doc that married his bride and killed her the same day tho?
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ANY kinda bacon cept that fake azz turkey bacon
^^^^^^^^^^^^
Aint that chit just sucha damn LIE?

________________

I just wanna know what part of the turkey you get bacon from. my kids eat it tho. it smells like cat food or vienna sausages to me
The Pearl!

Afiya says:

Virginian crematorium catches fire while burning 500-pound body
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Well….just…..damn! They weren’t ready for biggums, I guess!
Gigi26

A couple New York City police officers are under criminal investigation after being caught on surveillance video pistol-whipping a teenage marijuana suspect who appeared to be surrendering with his hands up.

The footage, obtained by DNAinfo New York, shows Kahreem Tribble, 16, at first jogging away from the officers. But as Tribble slowed to a stop, one of the officers is seen punching him in the face. As the teenager stumbles back with his hands up a second officer appears to smash him in the face with his gun.

During the Aug. 29 incident, police found 17 bags of marijuana on Tribble and arrested him for the drugs and for disorderly conduct. Tribble, who suffered cracked teeth and bruises, later pleaded guilty to a violation.
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Damn I mean punched in the damn face tho?!
OutsidetheBox

Yall DON’T LIKE sweaty bodies LAWD, that’s thee bestest
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No I am not a fan I will try to get thru it but if you super sweaty and it like drop on me or gawd forbid you rub it against me :confused: No. I will get up. Have gotten up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Two New musics:

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Let me go
Rib of Chan

are you trying to say cuz he loves the drinks he only got mash potato loving to give???

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As another term coined on THIS site…gummy worm love. GAWD I hatechall.
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

BUT HOW DO YOU ‘ACCIDENTLY’ CHOP HER UP?
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Man just a cause he ain’t getting that Idris type of lovin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

Soo Man are you trying to say cuz he loves the drinks he only got mash potato loving to give???
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It’s possible. That’s a side effect of alcohol.

I just be crackin up when yall talk about this ol drunk azz lookin dude more than anything else. Looks like any old dude on “Any Street Corner, USA.”
Hair Lova

Yall DON’T LIKE sweaty bodies LAWD, that’s thee bestest

by Afiya on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:40 pm
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Yawl both gotta be sweatin tho. Bodies colliding and ish. That’s when you know yawl puttin in work! Not he just sweatin in ur eyes and chit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

:smh: @VDot You got me beat doll

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Two dacks at the same d@mn time?! Cousins?! Not even on my bucket list. You go girl :fistbump:
Gigi26

I agree OTB my boo never has gotten like soaking wet…I will turn that fan on quick! Shyt if I wanted a wet fukk i’d just go in the shower
OutsidetheBox

Damn I mean punched in the damn face tho?!
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Why yes. I think as women..who lead a more upstanding life..we are kinda of shielded from the real brutality of police. But tons of ppl are punched by police everyday. Tased. Choked… kilt.
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Eggxactly Hair Lova we both sweaty, sheets wet……………
Hair Lova

are you trying to say cuz he loves the drinks he only got mash potato loving to give???

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As another term coined on THIS site…gummy worm love. GAWD I hatechall.

by Rib of Chan on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:43 pm
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Child that lil penis just be dead as ion what.
libra80sbaby

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@LIBRA
You know that alcohol makes niggas impotent tho huh?
You goin be down there just suckin away trying hard and mighty to get you a ride. Wind up with a mouf full of alcohol tainted pizz.
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In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

6 pounds 3 ounces. She’s here.
OutsidetheBox

I dont think the chopping was an accident. The death was an accident. She dies during the surgery from what im reading. THEN he chops her up. That part not accident.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Why yes. I think as women..who lead a more upstanding life..we are kinda of shielded from the real brutality of police. But tons of ppl are punched by police everyday. Tased. Choked… kilt.

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Beauthang still has a head scar from the pigs. With no arrest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

A couple New York City police officers are under criminal investigation after being caught on surveillance video pistol-whipping a teenage marijuana suspect who appeared to be surrendering with his hands up.

The footage, obtained by DNAinfo New York, shows Kahreem Tribble, 16, at first jogging away from the officers. But as Tribble slowed to a stop, one of the officers is seen punching him in the face. As the teenager stumbles back with his hands up a second officer appears to smash him in the face with his gun.

During the Aug. 29 incident, police found 17 bags of marijuana on Tribble and arrested him for the drugs and for disorderly conduct. Tribble, who suffered cracked teeth and bruises, later pleaded guilty to a violation.
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Looks even worse on film. That boy is built like Kaurauche and the two officers look like EJ. Two big lumbering azz walrusses coming over there lookin to beat that boy to death. At least they didn’t kill him.

What I initially read was that he didn’t have anything on him tho.

They already suspended one of the pigs WITHOUT pay. Which is unusual for the NYPD Terrorist Organization. I think this one cop had several accussations of excessive force tho.
Hair Lova

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@LIBRA
You know that alcohol makes niggas impotent tho huh?
You goin be down there just suckin away trying hard and mighty to get you a ride. Wind up with a mouf full of alcohol tainted pizz.
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In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able

by libra80sbaby on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:47 pm
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Sounds like Libra done had some of that henny dyke!!!! That all nighter humping.
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

JuJu has arrived!!

CONGRAT Momma
SummerBaby

Congrats @Nakeya!!
libra80sbaby

Rib of Chan says:

ANY kinda bacon cept that fake azz turkey bacon
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Aint that chit just sucha damn LIE?
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Look like that fake azz bacon that come with a churren play kitchen set
Hair Lova

JuJu has arrived!!

CONGRAT Momma

by Afiya on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:48 pm
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YAAAAY congrats to Keya!!! Now she can set up some liquid drink in her iv. Unless she plans on breast feeding.
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

603, 1009 gonna play her numbers what’s your room number?
OutsidetheBox

CONGRATS KEYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Pearl!

OutsidetheBox says:

So what happens if ur and ur boo gettin it in and yawl start sweating all ova ur bawdee?
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Yuck. I will turn so stank in the face. I tap out. I cant stand it. Yuck.
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Then doggy style must be your preference? Cuz if the nicca puttin in WORK, he’s GONNA sweat. I, too, hate the sweat dripping all in my eyes, though. Will grab a pillow and put it between us — and CARRY ON!!!
http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

Congrats Keya :woot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@LIBRA
“In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able ”
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Yeah,that’s the SHORT term effect…but just tell him to keep drinking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5xki4ZPzUg @NikkeMinxx

Hey Keya and JuJu…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Nigga dack wont go down for chit!

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Whiskey d@ck is what I call it. Numbing, so they be fukking forever. Sometimes I’m down. Other times? *brings out Dave’s Wrap it Up box* Sometime today nicca
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Why yes. I think as women..who lead a more upstanding life..we are kinda of shielded from the real brutality of police. But tons of ppl are punched by police everyday. Tased. Choked… kilt.
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its true and its shameful.
bama_n_jersey

Congrats Keya!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Yayyyyy Baby JuJu is here!!! Congrats Mommy 2xs!!
Gigi26

Awww congrats Keya!!! Juju bee
SummerBaby

In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able
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libra80sbaby

Sounds like Libra done had some of that henny dyke!!!! That all nighter humping.
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CROWN too!!
The Pearl!

YAY!!!! Baby J and mommy are healthy and doing well!!! Congratulations, Keya!!! Julianna!
OutsidetheBox

In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able
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Girl. Used to hate to see that Cognac coming. Be like but I just got here. :confused: He be like yep Ive been waiting

*strips outta clothes*
Gigi26

Afiya!
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

So “I Wanna Sex You Up” just as I refreshed
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

6 pounds 3 ounces. She’s here.
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hey Jubilee!

thats a good size too.
KyCakes

Congrats Keya on your beautiful bundle….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

That boy is built like Kaurauche and the two officers look like EJ.

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Where can I find the video?
Beta

JuJu congrats Keya
Hair Lova

Then doggy style must be your preference? Cuz if the nicca puttin in WORK, he’s GONNA sweat. I, too, hate the sweat dripping all in my eyes, though. Will grab a pillow and put it between us — and CARRY ON!!!

by The Pearl! on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:50 pm
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Pearl be layin there with a towel over her face, tryin not to suffocate. LML ain’t nothing worst in this world then some sweat dripping in your eye. The burnage is enough to kill yuh. Yuck my kids father was a sweater. Wasn’t puttin in not non nann work, but was always swearing. “Nucca what u sweatin for?”
Gigi26

In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able
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Shiiid one time I had a shot of Johnny Walker….went to sleep…woke up 3 hours later fukkin something…..yeah he def overslept for work
libra80sbaby

VDot says:

Nigga dack wont go down for chit!
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Whiskey d@ck is what I call it. Numbing, so they be fukking forever. Sometimes I’m down. Other times? *brings out Dave’s Wrap it Up box* Sometime today nicca
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HOLLIN!!
Ms Peaches

@ KeKe
OutsidetheBox

Whiskey d@ck is what I call it. Numbing, so they be fukking forever. Sometimes I’m down. Other times? *brings out Dave’s Wrap it Up box* Sometime today nicca
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One of my exes was a functioning alky AND he used to sweat so bad! Oh boy. He know he had to come correct! I used to be like :eyeroll: let me turn down the air..
Hair Lova

ounds like Libra done had some of that henny dyke!!!! That all nighter humping.
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CROWN too!!

by libra80sbaby on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:51 pm
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Yes yes. See Jill made a song to show her appreciation to that Crown Royal.
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Sounds like Libra done had some of that henny dyke!!!! That all nighter humping.
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:smh:
Rib of Chan

WE GOT US A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Congrats @Keya.
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

@Kdub

Gummy love is a tragic tragic thing. I had aan who got sooo freaking drunk…like trying to slide a oyster in a slot machine…and he had a nice dack too! I quit him that night… I hate drunks…
libra80sbaby

OutsidetheBox says:

In my experience it has been the COMPLETE opposite. Nigga dack wont go down for chit! I guess ERRYbody aint able
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Girl. Used to hate to see that Cognac coming. Be like but I just got here. :confused: He be like yep Ive been waiting
*strips outta clothes*
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KyCakes

:crying1: Why my gravi won’t change?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

CONGRATS TO KEYA AND WHOEVER THE BABY’S FATHER IS!
http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Inmate-Donna-Goudeau-Seeks-Pen-Pals.jpg User Friendly

ain’t nothing worst in this world then some sweat dripping in your eye
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oh yes it is :blow:
KyCakes

CROWN too!!
by libra80sbaby on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:51 pm
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That’s the drink of champions right there!

My YT co-workers be looking at me like when I drink it straight…
Rib of Chan

CROWN too!!
by libra80sbaby on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:51 pm
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Yes yes. See Jill made a song to show her appreciation to that Crown Royal.
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YES LORD.
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CONGRATS TO KEYA AND WHOEVER THE BABY’S FATHER IS!
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Imma kidnap you and get you high, Craig.
sassyshe

Congrats Keya. Change your gravi soon so we can see what little preciouness looks like
OutsidetheBox

Then doggy style must be your preference? Cuz if the nicca puttin in WORK, he’s GONNA sweat. I, too, hate the sweat dripping all in my eyes, though. Will grab a pillow and put it between us — and CARRY ON!!!

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No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…).

You know.. back it seems the dudes who thought they was “putting in work” was the sweaters and um just down there like My BD can go all night long but he is by nature not a heavy sweater….alky tho. Lawd. Him was a Leo. Used to think he was killing it.

Me:
libra80sbaby

Congrats Keya and Baby
SummerBaby

That’s the drink of champions right there!
My YT co-workers be looking at me like when I drink it straight…
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I’m more of a patron drinker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Shiiid one time I had a shot of Johnny Walker….went to sleep…woke up 3 hours later fukkin something…..

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Kid you not, one time we were both drunk as fukk. I took several naps in the midst of Woke up like Oh we still going Well, let me throw it back a few times
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

@Libra
Have you had svedka sack? That shut can :jack: and stay hard… all frakin night!
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

@Libra
Have you had svedka sack? That shut can :jack: and stay hard… all frakin night!
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

@Libra
Have you had svedka sack? That shut can :jack: and stay hard… all frakin night!
KyCakes

Man…I’m ready for this Walking Dead premiere….
Hair Lova

ain’t nothing worst in this world then some sweat dripping in your eye
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oh yes it is :blow:

by User Friendly on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:56 pm
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I think u just managed to die. Walking around with the pank eye like ole Larry arse. Oh shut that’s what he had the pank eye!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nAbQogbMOk Buttercup
OutsidetheBox

Why my gravi won’t change?
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God dont like ugly.

SN:
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No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…).
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…).
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This chit right here! Cuts my time down from bout 20-30 minutes to bout 5 minutes tops!
OutsidetheBox

I’m more of a patron drinker
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<– me. One shot of Patron.
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

Why DA fuk did that post thirty dam time? stupid mobile edition…
Sling Blade :shank:

AWWWWWWW CONGRATS KEYA :crying1:
WELCOME JULIANA!!!
THANK YOU LORD!!!! :crying1:
KyCakes

OutsidetheBox says:
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No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…).
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Hell.Yes

I knew I lubbed you for a reason!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

I used to be like :eyeroll: let me turn down the air..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@KY
“Man…I’m ready for this Walking Dead premiere….”
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NIGGA!

Some buffoon posted that the new season was starting last Sunday and had me like

Then I was like

I finally looked it up and saw that chit come on this week.
KyCakes

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…).
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This chit right here! Cuts my time down from bout 20-30 minutes to bout 5 minutes tops!
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“That’s all I’m giving ya….cause that’s all the fawk I got”
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I’m more of a patron drinker
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:smh: you and Jenny and that tequila. I saw a recipe for fried tequila yesterday. I was intrigued but it would have to be another kind of likka. I cant do tequila.

no matter what the post it alwys turns into a sex and drugs discussion. Sandra must think we are contained.
SummerBaby

This chit right here! Cuts my time down from bout 20-30 minutes to bout 5 minutes tops!
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Rib of Chan

@Kdub
Gummy love is a tragic tragic thing. I had aan who got sooo freaking drunk…like trying to slide a oyster in a slot machine…and he had a nice dack too! I quit him that night… I hate drunks…
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I do too. But a lil buzzed aint never hurt anything (but some pusscee walls). His azz was dranking the WRONG shat sis. He need some Henny (what I drank) or some Crown Royal Black. Yall would STILL be fawkin. You woulda been up here like You would be like nigga Can I breathe? CAN.I.LIVE?

He wasnt an Aries then either huh?
The Pearl!

Hair Lova says:

Then doggy style must be your preference? Cuz if the nicca puttin in WORK, he’s GONNA sweat. I, too, hate the sweat dripping all in my eyes, though. Will grab a pillow and put it between us — and CARRY ON!!!
by The Pearl! on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:50 pm
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Pearl be layin there with a towel over her face, tryin not to suffocate. LML ain’t nothing worst in this world then some sweat dripping in your eye. The burnage is enough to kill yuh. Yuck my kids father was a sweater. Wasn’t puttin in not non nann work, but was always swearing. “Nucca what u sweatin for?”
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Aw, well, HELL! If he’s sweatin just to be sweatin, I’m OUT that bitch! In my career, I have given the ole dreaded “double pat of death” to one or two negroes. (You know — hug them and pat em twice on the back, like “thanks for playing!” *no need to come again*
OutsidetheBox

Kid you not, one time we were both drunk as fukk. I took several naps in the midst of Woke up like Oh we still going Well, let me throw it back a few times
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Me when they wanna eat you all night.
I have went to sleep on head so many times.
http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Inmate-Donna-Goudeau-Seeks-Pen-Pals.jpg User Friendly

This chit right here! Cuts my time down from bout 20-30 minutes to bout 5 minutes tops!
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Gigi26

No..modified missionary is my fave (guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…
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I be saying real wild shyt to him when he does this *shivers*
KyCakes

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@KY
“Man…I’m ready for this Walking Dead premiere….”
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NIGGA!
Some buffoon posted that the new season was starting last Sunday and had me like
Then I was like
I finally looked it up and saw that chit come on this week.
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So intrigued by that Terminus shyt…I still think they were eating folk…throwing disobedient ones on that grill….
Ms Peaches

ain’t nothing worst in this world then some sweat dripping in your eye
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Especially with Juri curl juice mixed in it. Oh Lord. I didn’t know if it was sweat or curl activator. Yes I was blinded a time or two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

This chit right here! Cuts my time down from bout 20-30 minutes to bout 5 minutes tops!
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“That’s all I’m giving ya….cause that’s all the fawk I got”
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BRUH!

I grapple that azz in the right spot. Beat it up a good handful of pumps, and that’s all I can do!

Then I be like
OutsidetheBox

:crying1: Five minutes tho? Like for her right? She be done in five mins..not you? Right? :crying1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Him was a Leo.

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My Leo? We were like fugging rabbits. Time we in one another’s presence, clothes off instantly. Fugg whoever around, just GEAUX Set records with that nicca. Ol husky d!ck freaky azz nicca. DCproper
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In my career, I have given the ole dreaded “double pat of death” to one or two negroes. (You know — hug them and pat em twice on the back, like “thanks for playing!” *no need to come again*
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in yo career tho?
OutsidetheBox

“double pat of death”
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In 2014, we dont even touch them no more..just look at em like: What you about to do.
The Pearl!

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

CONGRATS TO KEYA AND WHOEVER THE BABY’S FATHER IS!

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Man can’t even congratulate correctly! You lucky some of us understand you — not that you give two fukcs!
SummerBaby

Me when they wanna eat you all night.
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I’ve experienced this more often when he’s drunk & I’m not
Hair Lova

I’m more of a patron drinker

by SummerBaby on Oct 9, 2014 at 2:58 pm
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Now patron is my shit!!! Oh I think it’s gonna be bar weekend at my house on Friday!!!! Patron makes you feel spexy!!
Rib of Chan

(guy pulls you in close, your butt cheeks are his handles..? IDK what thats called…)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You misspelt Good.
sassyshe

Sandra how come we dont have a baby emoticon, all the Roses up in here that be having babies and ish
Gigi26

Pearl…Cold blooded!!
OutsidetheBox

:CRINE: :crying1: He waved bye. Asked her waht she finna do with them other 20 mins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

@OTB
“Five minutes tho? Like for her right? She be done in five mins..not you? Right?”
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Look, Jordan ain’t win every game. Sometimes a chick gotta take one for the team. It just happens ever so often.
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

Rib of Chan says:

@Kdub
Gummy love is a tragic tragic thing. I had aan who got sooo freaking drunk…like trying to slide a oyster in a slot machine…and he had a nice dack too! I quit him that night… I hate drunks…
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I do too. But a lil buzzed aint never hurt anything (but some pusscee walls). His azz was dranking the WRONG shat sis. He need some Henny (what I drank) or some Crown Royal Black. Yall would STILL be fawkin. You woulda been up here like You would be like nigga Can I breathe? CAN.I.LIVE?

He wasnt an Aries then either huh?
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No He wasn’t the Aries! My Aries was that dayum Svedka Dranker… He was bad when he was sober..but when he drank… I might as well put a condemned sign on my puzzay for a week cuz he would wreck shyt!…but in a good way..
Rib of Chan

husky d!ck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This ish is CLASSIC. I be giggling my azz off.
The Pearl!

My BD can go all night long but he is by nature not a heavy sweater….alky tho. Lawd. Him was a Leo. Used to think he was killing it.
Me:
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OutsidetheBox

Set records with that nicca. Ol husky d!ck freaky azz nicca. DCproper
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BOL!!!! I cant tell you mean that thang. Ooohhh weeee.
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sassyshe says:

Sandra how come we dont have a baby emoticon, all the Roses up in here that be having babies and ish
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but we got a gang of violent, drunk, and high emoji friends of the blawg

:fuss:
KyCakes

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

This chit right here! Cuts my time down from bout 20-30 minutes to bout 5 minutes tops!
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“That’s all I’m giving ya….cause that’s all the fawk I got”
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BRUH!
I grapple that azz in the right spot. Beat it up a good handful of pumps, and that’s all I can do!
Then I be like

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So fawking dead…..You said ‘grapple’

So…Funky Dineva…we had fooled around, off and on for some years…I showed up at his place one night after a long, hard night of sliding down the pole..Took his hand, led him to his room and got bucket nekkid right there…

I got those legs up on his shoulders and it went like this:
Tip in
GASP
Shudder
Nut

——-> Me :wait:

——-> Him
OutsidetheBox

But I just got here…
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

:whistles: “Crown Royal on IIIICCEEE….”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

I grapple that azz in the right spot. Beat it up a good handful of pumps, and that’s all I can do!

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at grapple. But sounds like you DO need to drink You don’t non-husky summer sausage, and only 5 minutes?
Hair Lova

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Especially with Juri curl juice mixed in it. Oh Lord. I didn’t know if it was sweat or curl activator. Yes I was blinded a time or two.

by Ms Peaches on Oct 9, 2014 at 3:04 pm
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I wasn’t fuggin yet lmfaooo
The Pearl!

VDot says:

Shiiid one time I had a shot of Johnny Walker….went to sleep…woke up 3 hours later fukkin something…..
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Kid you not, one time we were both drunk as fukk. I took several naps in the midst of Woke up like Oh we still going Well, let me throw it back a few times
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don’t think those were “naps” per se … that ass was blackin in and blackin back out and gettin fukced all in between!
OutsidetheBox

husky d!ck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This ish is CLASSIC. I be giggling my azz off.

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+1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

“double pat of death”

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I know exactly what you mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

“double pat of death”
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I know exactly what you mean

And so does Man
KyCakes

@VDot
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

@ Ky I see why that nigga history! :smh:
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non-husky summer sausage, and only 5 minutes?
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thats why I said yall sess tape gonna be a short story. a short 5 minute story with 3.5 inches of dack. that shyt gonna be a commercial. :smh: a dam interlude
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

The Pearl! says:

My BD can go all night long but he is by nature not a heavy sweater….alky tho. Lawd. Him was a Leo. Used to think he was killing it.
Me:
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See…that couldn’t be me… I AM the chick that will tell her man…”That’s not IIIIITTTTT!!!” I need to stop the madness so the next girl (after I fire him) don’t have to suffah…
OutsidetheBox

Tip in
GASP
Shudder
Nut

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SNAPPER
Hair Lova

n my career, I have given the ole dreaded “double pat of death” to one or two negroes. (You know — hug them and pat em twice on the back, like “thanks for playing!” *no need to come again*
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Lmfaoooooo omg I give a nucca a mash potato hand shake. Yawl gonna get me fired. This is Yooo funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

What you about to do.

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I asked my beauthang this one day “What you about to do”, he got HIGHLY offended like “Oh, I guess that’s my cue to leave”
Rib of Chan

I got those legs up on his shoulders and it went like this:
Tip in
GASP
Shudder
Nut

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How dreadful (in my Dwight RHOA voice)
OutsidetheBox

I be fawking them summer sausages UP the vendors send us.
KyCakes

Afiya says:

@ Ky I see why that nigga history! :smh:
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Man…I was really planning on doing things that night to that ol Summer Sausage…

SO disappointed….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Funky Dineva…

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at you really calling this nicca Funky Dineva :crying1:
KyCakes

OutsidetheBox says:

Tip in
GASP
Shudder
Nut
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SNAPPER
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Walked outta there feeling 10 feet tall….

Had to give my own SELF a high five, like “you did that shyt, gurl”

I pretended to be mad, but really wasn’t
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcCHR-7FNA Man, I just don’t care™

I SAID THAT 5 MINUTES ONLY HAPPEN SOMETIMES!
The Pearl!

@User…yes, chile! “my career”
KyCakes

VDot says:

Funky Dineva…
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at you really calling this nicca Funky Dineva :crying1:
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His pic is my gravi…just imagine the wig on him and tell me I’m wrong….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

I be fawking them summer sausages UP the vendors send us.

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I know you do. I KNOW IT
sassyshe

user
Hair Lova

I got those legs up on his shoulders and it went like this:
Tip in
GASP
Shudder
Nut

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How dreadful (in my Dwight RHOA voice)

by Rib of Chan on Oct 9, 2014 at 3:12 pm
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Gasp. Had this happen. I was so pissed my reply was “Is that all you got to give?” I coulda kilt his arse.
KyCakes

OutsidetheBox says:

I be fawking them summer sausages UP the vendors send us.
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Those Hillshire Farm Chicken hardwood sausages?

RESPECT

Go meat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

thats why I said yall sess tape gonna be a short story.

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Take it back!!!

Yall have me over here
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

And the funny part is they be like they really giving you the bizness and you reading a book waiting for him to finish and he asks “I know you came, it was good wasn’t it” while he roll over exhausted muddercunt!!!
sassyshe

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I SAID THAT 5 MINUTES ONLY HAPPEN SOMETIMES!

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This right here would have you banned from the box after I fall over laughing at your lack of performance
The Pearl!

Gigi26 says:

Pearl…Cold blooded!!
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Sheeeee-it! @GiGi, as cut-and-dried as you are, you MUST have given the double-pat of death at SOME point! No?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

Bruno
KyCakes

@Man Nigguh I can’t look at that picture in my gravi without hearing “bear paw”

:crying1:
OutsidetheBox

See…that couldn’t be me… I AM the chick that will tell her man…”That’s not IIIIITTTTT!!!” I need to stop the madness so the next girl (after I fire him) don’t have to suffah…
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WUT WUT! You know I dont like no unfinsihed bidness! BUT girl I caint just tell them. I need a script.

I will try to guide a head, body, hand, etc but I just get realll dismissive if you still on 100levels. And its funny, cause I am ALWAYS thinking, how did you get THIS FAR fukking like this
http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

I SAID THAT 5 MINUTES ONLY HAPPEN SOMETIMES!

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and the other times is 60 seconds
SOTHERNGRL

6 pounds 3 ounces. She’s here.
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dandan1: and to just throw a lil ghetto in there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsEXGXLlYM&feature=fvsr ALBoy

Who called me
http://cdn.straightfromthea.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Inmate-Donna-Goudeau-Seeks-Pen-Pals.jpg User Friendly

and the other times is 60 seconds
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And its funny, cause I am ALWAYS thinking, how did you get THIS FAR fukking like this
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Man, what say you?
MSVALLDAY

He could get it!