Actress Gabrielle Union covers the January 2015 issue of UPTOWN magazine.
From a press release:
UPTOWN is delighted to reveal the Dec/Jan cover which features the stunning Gabrielle Union, shot by photographer Russell James. Through the styling of Jason Bolden, Gabby dons a royal blue Juan Carlos Obando dress, Givenchy sandals, a diamond-studded Rafaello & Co. necklace — and, of course, her own wedding ring. Makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic gave the leading lady an updated smoky eye using shades of violet and blue.
The second image features a jacket by Acne Studio, a bralette by Agent Provocateur, a skirt by Azzedine Alaia, and bracelets by Rafaello & Co.
Stay tuned to UPTOWNMagazine.com for the cover story, “State of the UNION,” next week.
YEW Luh Her now SAN?
She sure gets a lot of credit on here
She looks good
“We are happy to report that Jason Clark, the Director of Public Information for the Murray Lane Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, has confirmed to The Urban Daily that Goudeau is, in fact, alive though still incarcerated.”
(goes to take down GoFundMe page
)
I don’t like Gabby at all with her long sufferring a55
she dont care what DW does as ong as her lifestyle stay plush
OTBAYBAY – send a :boob: shot similar to Gabby’s up top
I will Nevah be the SAME
I seen some pics of Jason Mamoa in wet swimming trunks
*gottaGEAUXgetmyliFe*
Her lips look funny!
Gabby is way more beautiful than this cover allows me to go for.
Gabby is way more beautiful than this cover allows me to go for.
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I almost wanna say shot the MUA. Something is off.
shoot
Men have something extra in them tho. They will let you know
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!!!!!
where’s @User?
didn’t she try to fashion her own “bralette”?
Social media
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I say reach out BayBay. Sometimes you gotta put yourself on people’s radar. What’s the worst that can happen? Defriend?
Why do I keep forgetting this magazine even exist? I really really really like that negless Gabby wearing.
Her hair looks nice. Looks like she got her some new frens cause they are make sure she looks good now…..that neutrogena give away wig was a monstrosity.
She ain’t have no frens then.
Nope.
In the 2nd pic she sorta kinda looks like LaToya Luckett
She looks dumb. Tits look dumb, her eye makeup looks dumb. Just dumb
Something is off.
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She almost look manly. Its too much.
I was looking at Joseline IG and woowwww nice looking lady when she aint made up! Like the difference between She’s a He and She’s a she! I couldnt belee it.
Sometimes you gotta let your natural look do the work. Too much contouring and just look at the top lip?
I hate these.
Curiously…save VDOT
All the women have been like Ewwwww 
no if he like you he will like you and I’m like :confused: but what if he dont know that i really really might like him and they all 
Man’s job. *blows bangs
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Men have something extra in them tho. They will let you know
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Well right now all black (assuming he’s black) are worrying about staying alive from the po-po/white men!!(myself included) Neffie edge, you may be the distraction dude needs.
She looks dumb. Tits look dumb, her eye makeup looks dumb. Just dumb
You just gonna come up in here like that
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SOTHERN I Like that necklace too, I have something like It in black and crystal stones
And where @Gigi at so she can see Gabby hair parted on the other side.
@DTTS sounds bitter…
Gabby is way more beautiful than this cover allows me to go for.
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I almost wanna say shot the MUA. Something is off.
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they put some type of tanning/bronzing bullshyt on her and drew on some weird hairline. :smh:
plus she looking either pregnant, bloated, or Golden Brooks about the stomach area.
hey OTB :wave:
maybe this guy that you are interested in is hesitating cuz he’s your brother’s friend…you know how that goes
Loving that weave!!
@Stherngrl it might be a flipped image too..
Sometimes you gotta let your natural look do the work. Too much contouring and just look at the top lip?
I hate these.
Look at her forehead/eye area. Looks short and then that nude lip makes the top look so heavy
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“We are happy to report that Jason Clark, the Director of Public Information for the Murray Lane Unit of the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, has confirmed to The Urban Daily that Goudeau is, in fact, alive though still incarcerated.”
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GLO-RAY
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
She looks dumb. Tits look dumb, her eye makeup looks dumb. Just dumb
#uBishU!
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Is it me or does Gabby look like Tameka Raymond on this magazine cover?
Well right now all black (assuming he’s black) are worrying about staying alive from the po-po/white men!!(myself included) Neffie edge, you may be the distraction dude needs.
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*gottaGEAUXgetmyliFe*
EYE saw tew
He fine 
& ION usually like em like that 
I say reach out BayBay. Sometimes you gotta put yourself on people’s radar. What’s the worst that can happen? Defriend?
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I was thinking of just jumping in that inbox and asking for his number
They do it all the time. Thats what I was thinkn was thirst tho but AJ sat me right. 
where’s @User? didn’t she try to fashion her own “bralette”?
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will you just hush already!
was trying to make a sexy shoulder shirt and it fell below my titty :confused: everybody aint good at arts and crafts, Nan!
I can’t stand Gabrielle on a petty level (since I don’t know her personally) but her ass is freaking gorgeous! that 1st pic is too “shopped” though
And where @Gigi at so she can see Gabby hair parted on the other side.
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Looks like there’s too Much ampro around the edges though
listen2me says:
Is it me or does Gabby look like Tameka Raymond on this magazine cover?
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats it! And Uptown covers always be
Im thinking.
YEAH, forehead hairline looks DUMB too
Too much contouring and just look at the top lip?
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Ain’t that just her regular nose gristle?!
I was thinking of just jumping in that inbox and asking for his number
They do it all the time. Thats what I was thinkn was thirst tho but AJ sat me right. 
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I saw just make youself a lil more “available” Not just the hi and bye. Some dudes are “cooler” don’t mean that won’t let you know tho
EYE saw tew
He fine
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I couldn’t take my EYES Off of day Anaconda!
Well right now all black (assuming he’s black) are worrying about staying alive from the po-po/white men!!(myself included) Neffie edge, you may be the distraction dude needs.
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Dymond
Wig looks dumb too
I could go on but nvmd 
Dymennnnnnnnn :wave:
She almost look manly. Its too much
^^^^^^^THIS. Its like they are making her look drag queenish/trannyish. And one thang bout Gabby she is what I would call beautiful. I still on like her but the girl got looks.
Oh lawd
I do Like that navy blue silk number that may be long or a pant jump suit
Anaconda? *powers on cell to peruse NSFW*
I like that wingback chair (is that what its called?) I want one for the vanity I want. I got it all mapped out
Gee I can’t type today
IONO WATTS going on BUTTTTTT my vote is
style 
Give him “the look”, and then turn away
Raise your iBROWS when you first see if–excited like
yo DTTS
hey
I like that wingback chair (
Yes
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I watched the original Bring It On last week…
That movie was just…
Tits look dumb
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Its that deep Vee.
*when you first see him–excited like
Ain’t that just her regular nose gristle?!
Nose gristle lawddd my peepah 
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:crying1: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait how is that
luVn_liFe… says:
I do Like that navy blue silk number that may be long or a pant jump suit
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yeah its cute but my tetas too belligerent for stuff like that. this is why they cant have nice things :sigh:
OTB — what you think about what I said about dude being your brother’s friend? you think that is stopping him maybe?
Wonder what UPTOWN”S, Stellar SUV’S list is
*checks mirror for nose gristle*
yall just be making up stuff :sigh:
SOTHERNGRL says:
Tits look dumb
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Its that deep Vee.
Like a dead person, or a painting, or something not real. Looks dumb
User Friendly says:
luVn_liFe… says:
I do Like that navy blue silk number that may be long or a pant jump suit
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yeah its cute but my tetas too belligerent for stuff like that. this is why they cant have nice things :sigh:
I think Ima get a number like this for my BIL’S Destination wedding. the FAM will be 
I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
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*when you first see him–excited like
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Right instead of
and :fallsoverownfeet: like I normally do. 
Be stuck on stupid cause he fine and chit.
Nose gristle lawddd my peepah
:crying1:
the FAM will be
I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
lol
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Oh My
Other then gabbyJANE’S Ampro’d Out look her hair looks nice to me
Other then gabbyJANE’S Ampro’d Out look her hair looks nice to me
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Best its ever looked
I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
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San ah make ya dance says: the FAM will be
I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
lol
ya Know I thought about something they pops did when my hubby first told hi s pops we were getting married.
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Oh My
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Although I adore his pops I thought about it a few weeks ago and havd decided to pay him his dues for the BS!
Ain’t that just her regular nose gristle?!
Nose gristle lawddd my peepah
Plastic Surgeons can correct that. Seek medical attention.
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:crying1: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait how is that
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You know when that oblong cartilage hangs from under the nose. Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men.
*comes running into the post* Thanks, Nan…trying to post and got lef’ behin’
:hugs:
Be stuck on stupid cause he fine and chit.
I say walk past like this
floating on the air.
staring. 
You walking like
#ikidikid
What he do Luvn
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this client been here since 2 oclock with his sons. they arguing over money that they may or may not get when he dies. the father aint nowhere near dead tho
rich ppl so dam messy & they get even worse at this time of year. they steady arguing and we steady billing. wont be no money left in the estate if they dont get the hell out this office. we charge 700/hour. go home, roger!
they making me nervous with all this loud talk.
You know when that oblong cartilage hangs from under the nose. Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men.
Plastic Surgeons can correct that. Seek medical attention.
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:crying1:
I watched the original Bring It On last week…
That movie was just…
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San ah make ya dance says:What he do Luvn
don’t get me riled up SAN,YET.
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OTB — what you think about what I said about dude being your brother’s friend? you think that is stopping him maybe?
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Sorry Dymen I missed that
… Yeah. 
That was my first thought. Prolly know my bizness and chit. 
Might be like that THOT. 
I should ask my brother…I didnt even think about that.
luVn_liFe… says:
San ah make ya dance says: the FAM will be
I’Ve Decided Ima show MY ASS!
lol
ya Know I thought about something they pops did when my hubby first told hi s pops we were getting married.
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Oh My
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Although I adore his pops I thought about it a few weeks ago and havd decided to pay him his dues for the BS!
WATT he dew?
Whatchew gonna do(in this fit)?
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Now I gotta leave!
rich ppl so dam messy
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this!
The makeup leading into the eybrows looks funny. Other than that she beautiful!
Seek medical attention.
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OTB they say you posed to walk with confidence like you have 3 men standing behind you (sexist but it works)
they making me nervous with all this loud talk
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pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men.
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User
ya Know I thought about something they pops did when my hubby first told hi s pops we were getting married.
Although I adore his pops I thought about it a few weeks ago and havd decided to pay him his dues for the BS!
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LMAOOOOO CANNOT WAIT
pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
You know when that oblong cartilage hangs from under the nose. Gab’s is extra oblong like Amish men. Plastic Surgeons can correct that. Seek medical attention.
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@Vanna lame on so many levels. They had the black girls acting EXTRA for the role they played.
But Gabby is and always will be consistant. She always delivers the same thing. No matter what the movie is about. Same thing. Could be about saving kids in Africa, this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye. 
LMAOOOOO CANNOT WAIT
Y we tso stupiDDDDD????????????????? :crying1:
ALL I was thinking was “GREAT!, I can Hardly wait!!!!”
pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
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nah imma just walk around like hands up, dont shoot
pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
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:crying1: pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
like you have 3 men standing behind you
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this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye.
Yeah, with her DUMB lip too. Everything you saying ain’t gotta “mean business” with that stupid stiff lip
Well, F it. and :goodnight: I’m not meant to post this p.m.
ya’ll
OTB they say you posed to walk with confidence like you have 3 men standing behind you (sexist but it works)
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:confused: So I gotta be confident, get rid of the RBF and smile and be social.
Lawd.
pull on your ‘i cant breeve’ t-shirt and back outta that bish
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nah imma just walk around like hands up, dont shoot
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Cause you know them suckas are good for shooting up a place when they feel like they’ve been wronged-ed.
Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
like you have 3 men standing behind you
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YOU seen the NEW undies for mens now?
OTB they say you posed to walk with confidence like you have 3 men standing behind you (sexist but it works)
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I don’t mean any harm as I’m here to assist. Don’t listen to a bunch of women either (relatives included/no one from this here blog tho). Do you!! Women hate to see other women happy or the thought of another woman being happy.
I cannot wait either. They’re; Mainly HIM R gonna be like
but but she’s always so respectable.
I think Ima Just be a lush and half dressed in San Juan
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RBF Ummmm?
I bet you think her stiff upper lip stank too, huh @DTTS?
Pearl don’t go i gave you a
and all. You didn’t see it.
Could be about saving kids in Africa, this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye.
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RAZZIE I promise you I saw some range from Gabby in the new Mary Jane clips.
WHen the mixed one
that married white…he is standing there and then the wife appears? Gabby face be like :confused:
no one from this here blog tho
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luVn_liFe… says:
I cannot wait either. They’re; Mainly HIM R gonna be like
:crying1: :crying1:
my goodness it’s suppose to get in the 40’s tonight!
no one from this here blog tho
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*dries up laugh* now AJ! you not gone do us like that!
The hell you going Pearl.
RAZZ be like:
says:
I bet you think her stiff upper lip stank too, huh @DTTS?
Lemme think…. Yeah, I bet she’s got a tart mouth from holding it so dumb for so long
Women giving out all that bad ass advice knowing that chit don’t work!!! If it did, they wouldn’t tell you. Keep that in mind.
we want OTB to be happily hitched! (most of us anyway…
)
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chile cheese B don’t wanna be Happily Hitched
Pearl
<—-Ready!
no one from this here blog tho
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wonnah muddacunts
RBF Ummmm?
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Resting Bitch Face.
“Smile Ms Lady. Its gone be allright” -random man thinking im sad/mad/bout to kill myself cause I didnt acknowledge his prescence witha smile.
:eyeroll:
YOU seen the NEW undies for mens now?
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nope. what’s so “new” about ’em?
I made some beef stew over lunch… cant wait to get me a bowl when I get to the house.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
That was my first thought. Prolly know my bizness and chit.
Might be like that THOT.
I didn’t mean like that, I meant like you know how brothers be like 
dont even look at my sis…maybe he’s respecting that
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Luvie gonna be on some “what happens in San Juan
” (then she gonna be left in San Juan :crying1: )
chile cheese B don’t wanna be Happily Hitched
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THESE JUST JOKES UNIVERSE; I DO WANT TO BE HITCHED. HAPPILY. LOVE ME TO LIFE HAPPILY.
wonnah muddacunts
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lmao
chile cheese B don’t wanna be Happily Hitched
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i aint said nathan bout what SHE wanted
@Vanna lame on so many levels. They had the black girls acting EXTRA for the role they played.
But Gabby is and always will be consistant. She always delivers the same thing. No matter what the movie is about. Same thing. Could be about saving kids in Africa, this bish gone give the same thing she gives in every movie, even though it’s about helping the little children with Ebola and pink eye. 
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U right razz. kinda like terrance howard
Happily Hitched
we stilllllll togetha *couple from In Living Color voices* 
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Come Through Nancy Drew
says: i aint said nathan bout what SHE wanted 
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YEW Sure didn’t and YES “WE” DO.
(then she gonna be left in San Juan :crying1: )
MAYBE she can find a JOB there
Damn! They are gonna make $bank! I can’t recall the name, I saw a commercial last night.
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Thing
They “roomy”, they got the boxers and tighty whiteys
I laughed until I saw the picture, then
ALRIGHT NAH DyMOND, that dopamine is flowing like Niagara Falls!
Women giving out all that bad ass advice
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Resting Bitch Face.
“Smile Ms Lady. Its gone be allright” -random man thinking im sad/mad/bout to kill myself cause I didnt acknowledge his prescence witha smile.
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This!!!!
Just today, I was in training to be a cardholder for the squadron, and this dude was like, “Is you ok? It’ll be alright, just smile.”
Bruh… please don’t. (I cant fit my wedding ring today
)
I don’t mean any harm as I’m here to assist. Don’t listen to a bunch of women either (relatives included/no one from this here blog tho). Do you!! Women hate to see other women happy or the thought of another woman being happy.
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You know ..I was saying to someone I met thru this blog its amazing the difference between the women I am offline with compared to these women here. Like night and day! I love these Roses.
Even my cowoker I was just making convo with her forgetting she a bit of an angry type and of course she was all if he liked you I think you would know.
I was like
I just finished my soup. 
MAYBE she can find a JOB there
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lol. Great thing is the hot pocket is STILL HOT
wonnah muddacunts
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Opie what dis mean!
I was like
I just finished my soup.
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I was like
I just finished my soup. 
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BWahahahahahahahahaha!
It’s SEW COLE in da D!
Like night and day! I love these Roses.
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Deez Roses here are the bestest. Well some of em
hot pocket is STILL HOT
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I love these Roses.
YELL IT LOUDER. PAINT THE SKY
Women giving out all that bad ass advice knowing that chit don’t work!!! If it did, they wouldn’t tell you. Keep that in mind.
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AJ!!!
I have to remind myself on the daily that everybody dont have the same set of morals and whatnots..but it is very hard for me to grasp someone intentionally giving bad advice!
I know its real but I cannot fathom it! I aint no fukk ass bitch and I cant relate to em. 
DY ya’ll gonna be just fine, We’ll let’s hope you dont just pop in on us talking bout U sangle like BIRD DID!
Gabby always comes off as the same to me… well, except in Shawnie in Love and Basketball… but she was just being herself with big
Well some of em
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TRUE. Which one’s aint??
I wonder if GabbyJANE was farting on the sets
I didn’t mean like that, I meant like you know how brothers be like dont even look at my sis…maybe he’s respecting that
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I look outside all I see is
we stilllllll togetha
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I AINT GOT NO TYPE.
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I never really did Either. Go Figure
HOw’s that FBI investigation going re: her hacked pics?
(I cant fit my wedding ring today )
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OMG BBG I BOL
Those bebes gonna be so worth it.
Women giving out all that bad ass advice knowing that chit don’t work!!! If it did, they wouldn’t tell you. Keep that in mind.
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AJ!!!
I have to remind myself on the daily that everybody dont have the same set of morals and whatnots..but it is very hard for me to grasp someone intentionally giving bad advice!
I know its real but I cannot fathom it! I aint no fukk ass bitch and I cant relate to em.
I can’t make the chit up and then leave my office and they go to right to the person they talked about: smiling,grinning, showing back teef asking them where they going for lunch. Like I said the other day..it’s a cold, cold world out here!!
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I manage a lot of women and the stuff they say about other women in my office and be like don’t say nothing doe.
lol. Great thing is the hot pocket is STILL HOT
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@OTB
he was totally oblivious to it, I mentioned it afterward and he was like 
my man is shy and would never have approached me (his words) so dude still may be interested…we went to pick up his glasses and the chick kept telling him how cute they look on him and so forth and while I was ready to
YELL IT LOUDER. PAINT THE SKY
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DY ya’ll gonna be just fine, We’ll let’s hope you dont just pop in on us talking bout U sangle like BIRD DID!
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I love Bird. But I am salty she aint consult me bout leaving my BIL.
#irrational
I mentioned it afterward and he was like
funny.
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Nancy Drew says:
of course one of yall knew their names 
Cephus and Reesie!
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Those bebes gonna be so worth it.
Yes.
They will… I cant wait until next month… I find out the first week of Jan their gender/sex. I’m so ready to buy tu-tus/head bands/bows. With my luck I’ll be buying dinos, dump trucks and ducks.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
YELL IT LOUDER. PAINT THE SKY
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WATT do you have on while your running around the block saying this?
#tighthotchilpeppers 
then leave my office and they go to right to the person they talked about: smiling,grinning, showing back teef asking them where they going for lunch.
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OMG, AJ! i heard a bit about this on an audio clip from a radio show w/live call-ins. the guy ran a hair salon and he had it down to a ‘t’ how all the women in the shop were running their mouth about each other, then, soon as the one they was complaining about walk in, they be all “hey girl
I wonder if GabbyJANE was farting on the sets
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Prolly. She think she so down with the boys.
Whoopie farted on The View or something. I refused to watch it my mama sent me the link.
Dymond says:
Nancy Drew says:
of course one of yall knew their names 
Cephus and Reesie!
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I AINT GOT NO TYPE.
bad bitches is the only thing that I like heyyyyyyyy
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I’m so ready to buy tu-tus/head bands/bows.
Awwwh maybe you’ll get truly BLESSED and get a boy/girl :crying1: that would be breautiful
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I manage a lot of women and the stuff they say about other women in my office and be like don’t say nothing doe. I can’t make the chit up and then leave my office and they go to right to the person they talked about: smiling,grinning, showing back teef asking them where they going for lunch. Like I said the other day..it’s a cold, cold world out here!!
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:crying1:
See you know a nasty bitch gonna show all them back teef. Thats why Karrachue always be showing all her back teef. Nasty. 
I refused to watch it my mama sent me the link.
EYE Read about Whoopi blow out that methane !
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as the one they was complaining about walk in, they be all “hey girl
where we goin for lunch tuhday”
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Nancy it’s true. I’ve seen it for myself dozens of time. Telling on each other. My motto is tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
You see someone comment on her pic when she had a turtle neck on.. talm bout “SMH why drake sitting over there in a wig?” :crying1:
My motto is tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
AJ 
ur too MURCHHH
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Whoopie farted on The View or something.
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that aint the first time that nasty bitch done farted while they were taping
DANG OTB How cold is it there??
he was totally oblivious to it, I mentioned it afterward and he was like
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Yall got me hype.
Whoopie farted on The View or something.
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that aint the first time that nasty bitch done farted while they were taping
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Stankin ass right with them funky ass, never washed socks!!
congrats Razz
#177
DANG OTB How cold is it there??
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51 now.
45 by 7 and 34 over night! 
he was totally oblivious to it, I mentioned it afterward and he was like
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she don’t wash her socks AJ? I bet she skips washing her body too
34, sheeYte wer knocking on 39 tonight!!!
I find out the first week of Jan their gender/sex. I’m so ready to buy tu-tus/head bands/bows. With my luck I’ll be buying dinos, dump trucks and ducks.
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I cannot belee you having twins!!! Im still shocked! Instant big family you know I love it. ANd yall still so young and getting it! I really
yall.
she don’t wash her socks AJ? I bet she skips washing her body too
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All I know is I couldn’t sit next to her ass. She look mursty from head to toe.
Dym: I bet she skips washing her body too
and 
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She looks it. too busy
tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
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#tighthotchilpeppers
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wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out
51 now.
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here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat
Ah Vigilante :crying1: :crying1:
Thanks Dymond!
I’m very busy.
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Gawd I hatelove this fewl
Harvard professor apologizes to Chinese restaurant for email rant after being overcharged $4
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did ya’ll read this story
The kiddo’s report card just came in!
Thank you Jesus! Let your will be done! 
Razz, is hubby over the moon bout the twins? got his chest on permanent swole cause he put in work?
here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat asking him do he wanna facial massage!
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:crying1: :crying1:
? I was JUST wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out ?
51 now. ? 45 by 7 and 34 over night! ?
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You acting so light skin. :eyeroll:
email rant
Folks REALLY think they THAT important nowadays, huh?
here come this vigilant bish in a lab coat asking him do he wanna facial massage
no bish he don’t! 
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That Whoopi fat as fluck aint she.
Just as fluffy. 
She look mursty
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Jes-
vigilant bish in a lab coat
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I cannot belee you having twins!!! Im still shocked! Instant big family you know I love it. ANd yall still so young and getting it! I really
yall.
Tell Him what you want on the mainline
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Yes, and we are finishT after these two, lawd. They are a blessing. I secretly wanted three, even though we always agreed on two.
He blessed our house.
tell what you’ve done. I’m very busy.
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Nancy I ain’t got that kind of time. All that endless chatter. Sometimes I call my office phone from my cell. Once it rings, listen Mary I have to take this call, close the door behind you.
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:The kiddo’s report card just came in! Thank you Jesus!
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IT IS His Job though, XMAS IS right around the corner.
VDot says:
vigilant bish in a lab coat
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34, sheeYte wer knocking on 39 tonight!!!
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Is the wind blowing
the wind is CRAZY cole! Tracker say 6am, 35: feels like 33. 
So get ready.
WHOOPI Is Not even close to fluffy, she looks like she has the HARD fat in her stomach
You acting so light skin.
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LMMFAOOOOOOO *flings scarf off*
ISE NIGRA
*buttons cardigan to the top tho*
she looks like she has the HARD fat in her stomach
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wrapping my scarf and putting on my uggs to walk out
51 now
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lawd don’t let it be a dusting of snow. they probably gonna shelter in place
IT IS His Job though
:fistbump: Damn skippy!
He’s such a blessing
He doesn’t ask for anything for the holidays 
so we just go shop together 
Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
Razz, is hubby over the moon bout the twins? got his chest on permanent swole cause he put in work?
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Chile, he’ll rub my belly and start smiling… and not a pleasant smile, that devilish smile
Sometimes I call my office phone from my cell
guilty 
it works
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He’s such a blessing
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Just yew wait hun
Tracker say
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AJ!
$4 dollas?
Now. I will go back to WInndixie when they dont give me my BOGO price 
BUT only if im over there! And I aint gonna email or call the ppl 
A harvard prof! Entitled ass!
That Whoopi fat as fluck aint she
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? While she STILL holding a Tester! ?
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You.saying she damn near got caught up.like the one college player who stole the Diesel for Men tester bottle?!
215 EYE know :crying1: LOL!
WHOOPI Is Not even close to fluffy, she looks like she has the HARD fat in her stomach
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You said she got the kind that kill you. That hard body fat
WHOOPI AINT SOFT 
they dragged the Professor from filth to flam on the web and some news stations
he’s a blessing DTTS
*buttons cardigan to the top tho*
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Yes V.!
Thing couldn’t get over to the lab jacket chick quick Enough!
AJ is a straight up fewl!
Too bad I got caller ID on my phones.. Girl at work be talking about how she be having all types of infections and shyt.. I just look at her like.
for her to be yt… she one of the biggest
I know..
He blessed our house.
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Amen! Align your wants/needs to what He wants for you and you cant go wrong!
Once it rings, listen Mary I have to take this call, close the door behind you. It’s a cold world.
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Rescue RIngs™ :crying1:
221 AND 222
Thank you Dymond!
Did you run over like Not Today
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never even acknowledged that bish
gave him the “brang yo arse on” look and walked out… no purchase, so no commission for you bish. 
lawd I want some pie or cake so BAD!
WHOOPI AINT SOFT
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even her p*ssy lips are rigid, never touch :crying1:
from filth to flam
:crying1:
they probably gonna shelter in place
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no purchase, so no commission for you bish.
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Poor DAT, she like what happened???
rigid
He doesn’t ask for anything for the holidays
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Gonna whoop three beez tonight off the strength of this
My kids will rise solely to check the weather like MA ITS 40DEGREES
WE NEED TO STAY HOME
I bet they do, THEM: -> 
we got a FREEZE DAY
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THing, gone ahead and tell how you jooked her up by her labjacket collar and tussled a lil bit pushing her into the glass case counter
You.saying she damn near got caught up.like the one college player who stole the Diesel for Men tester bottle?!
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LMAO :stop: OTB
Didjew see me asking if thee eldest Bee bean on top of her business?
listen Mary I have to take this call, close the door behind you
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“listen Mary” a sure sign of insincerity…
I saw you font she was looking atcho gloves
we got a FREEZE DAY
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*pats weave delicately like 17 while staring at Mom with longing eyes*
My baby got senior-itis like a mugg. :lolsign: Any reason. Give her ANY reason to stay home. They had a bomb threat she calling me tombout Dad coming for me. This man work clear cross town…and the threat BEEN canceled.
They crazy.
He’s such a blessing He doesn’t ask for anything for the holidays so we just go shop together
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awww, another sweet kid on the blog
…wonder who he take after 
though…
Chile, he’ll rub my belly and start smiling… and not a pleasant smile, that devilish smile
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lawd I want some pie or cake so BAD!
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Is the blog on?
I made a tater pie at 1030 lass night. Was eating a hot slice like 
@12:15. Damn crust falling apart cause it warnt cool. I wanted that mug baddddddd tho. 
Any reason. Give her ANY reason
OUT I caint think.
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B like, You know I can’t get my brain to work. it’s SEW
I need to go lay down with her back hand cross her forehead
Thing, he got ALL my good qualities
Charisma CHECK
Serious look CHECK
Funny CHECK
‘CEPT for he’en no Virgo
*snickers*
luVn_liFe… says:
no purchase, so no commission for you bish.
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Poor DAT, she like what happened???
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uh, Luvie, you drankin?
Damn crust falling apart cause it warnt cool.
I loathe when that happens, caint wait and ruin the First helping!
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THing, gone ahead and tell how you jooked her up by her labjacket collar and tussled a lil bit pushing her into the glass case counter
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*gasp*
who told you that?! 
Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
luVn_liFe… says:
no purchase, so no commission for you bish.
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Poor DAT, she like what happened???
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uh, Luvie, you drankin?
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WHET? ION drank woman! You know I ave to be in total control of all my senses or I’ll freak OUT.
POOR DAT (lab coat chick) she aint know WTH happened. why you snatched Mister up AND AINT SPEND no Money to add to her Xmas CHECK!
Poor DAT!
Didjew see me asking if thee eldest Bee bean on top of her business?
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No I missed it! But she has
You know she think she special snowflake I will kill her quick tho and tell her cant have D2 grades tryna go to D1 school. 
She get right back in them books. 
Nice A’s, B’s that should have been As and a C in AP BIO that she claims will be a B when report cards come. 
Her dad still paid for them grades. Not me. Tis your job guhl! 
ACT this weekend. Last one.
We tested out! 
256 & you prolly SmudGed her makeup too
257
Any reason. Give her ANY reason to stay home. They had a bomb threat she calling me tombout Dad coming for me. This man work clear cross town…and the threat BEEN canceled.
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dis why i cant stand lil girl chirren
I saw you font she was looking atcho gloves
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Yeah they was tryna ride me say I do too much..
You know its 35 them heffas STILL wearing hoodies! 
But when I came back she was taking selfies in my chit tho. 
Tombout she need her nails done. Girl they had me laughing so bad last night.
ACT this weekend.
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Oy VEI. The testing and High school was so stressful for me with mineZ. Broke my back for him, only to leave the university. DAMN Muddacunt i shouldn’t be supporting his thin ass now for this!
ACT this weekend. Last one.
We tested out! 
B like, You know I can’t get my brain to work. it’s SEW OUT I caint think.
I need to go lay down with her back hand cross her forehead
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And then something truly stupid and dont matter like: “plus Ma!
I be having to pee and stuff 
shewwww”
I be like
what that got to do with 
LMAOOOOOOO My girl.
But when I came back she was taking selfies in my chit tho.
:crying1: Busted!
Imma see what I can send you for her stuffing her stocking 
silver lining right??
“plus Ma!
I be having to pee and stuff 
shewwww”
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CRINE,Teens!
Uhhh oh….. Settle Down LuvLife
Poor DAT!
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WHO DAT!
Poor DAT!
This remind me of that time I sold a Movado to a man and was on HIGH bout that bonus and his stank wife made him brang it back like two days later :crying1:
Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:
Uhhh oh….. Settle Down LuvLife
Im GoodT.
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his stank wife made him brang it back like two days later
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DAT bish!
Oy VEI. The testing and High school was so stressful for me with mineZ. Broke my back for him, only to leave the university. DAMN Muddacunt i shouldn’t be supporting his thin ass now for this!
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Dont rememeber nothing *men in Black pen* leave Nephew be.
Uhhh oh….. Settle Down LuvLife
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aint she highly strung’d!
Now Im looking for a decent hoopty for him, aint happening. Ima have to spend MORE then I wanted on a car for him
His behind should been on somebody’s campus,leaving me BE!
Dont rememeber nothing *men in Black pen* leave Nephew be.
to this day this is a SOUR Point in the house. Hubby was fire about this. BUT he better not evah say a word.
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Hubby almost got stabbed bout my child.
ALL the superduper Billionaire EntraHPrenuerZ ain’t finish ONE year of college
ALL the superduper Billionaire EntraHPrenuerZ ain’t finish ONE year of college
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EYE Know, I still have hope for him and EYE! He knows when he hits big I want my money
he’s in school p/t
Hi Everyone!!
*removes all sharpened implements from blog*
Nite DTTS!
Or NOT
think i’ll head out too….
You aint finna find no hoopties right now. Not tax/xmas time.
You aint finna find no hoopties right now. Not tax/xmas time.
I guess he can wait til Aug. It should get better then?
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AHHHHHHH DUMB ME! DUH,Makes sense!
Hubby almost got stabbed bout my child.
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I dolphin laffed I know you was SOW serrus
Goodnight yall. 
I guess he can wait til Aug
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He can build a car with legos by then
OK Fine! later GATOR 
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OMfGG!!!!
So BET townhall. Y’all watching?
David Banner just got a lil sexy to me.
Also love your photo…Nice smile
Seriously
Oy VEI. The testing and High school was so stressful for me with mineZ. Broke my back for him, only to leave the university. DAMN Muddacunt i shouldn’t be supporting his thin ass now for this!
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Mazel tov
Way too much photshop
Gab “break a Union” has always been beautiful 
But this bytch still needs to have a seat beneath the bleachers …. Bloop !
I can’t get into the tranny Rupaul look these days… what ever happen to earth tones… the natural look ?
I just saw commercial with Gumby in it, ya’ll remember that
Why I instantly thought of Iggy :crying1: why lawd …. the Rose garden has poisoned my brain
Jenny :2dance:
DTS
Newbies awwwwwww shyt
Hey newbies
Give us a short bio
It just dawned on me I’ve made it a year in the Rose Garden
Goodmorning everybody
Good morning, All!!!
@San I wish
When I got up this morning my only thought was “I cant wait to come back home and go to bed”
I hate those kind of days. Been awhile since one of those
I just realized my daughter’s program is tonight
Is it tacky for me to let her sing then we leave?
San and Blanche
Kamdiva
Jenie
Mornting…@San
Thankfully today is my Friday
User Friendly says:
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Krispy Kreme having a buy one dozen get one free offer for tomorrow. 12/12–the day of the dozens.
bish bout to go before AND after work 
dont judge me
mite have to slide by there at lunchtime too
Morning, Blanch, San, Jenie and User!!!
I can’t wait for the day to be over as well! ION have that much to do and don’t feel like doing that!!
Kama I have two things to do right now (boss is out at a breakfast meeting and none of the attorneys have bothered to show up yet) and Im still being lazy
hear my cry!
So yall
for me, they done brought this loud mouth chick in my trailer and I really think she wants to challenge me for these mens 
byotch done bumped her head, I don’t fukk wit none of these niggas like that 
so you wasting your time playing games with me, byotch, I’s murried, what’s your excuse? FOH!! 
Bout to see what’s popping on USAJOBS
BRB !!! 
After Thanksgiving, it is always downhill for me! Just waiting for my vacation – Two Weeks off!!!
I have two big reports, but they not due until next week…so they gone continue to sit for a minute!