Rap tycoon Lil Wayne and his ex-wife, Antonia “Toya” Wright threw a star-studded Sweet 16 birthday party for their only child, Reginae Joy Carter, in Atlanta on Saturday. Pictured above is Reginae, left, with her soon-to-be stepmother, Dhea, and Lil Wayne.
I’m told Toya and Lil Wayne spent upwards of $500,000 on Reginae’s grand Winter White storybook themed party. Toya gifted her daughter with a white Ferrari while Wayne surprised his only daughter with a red BMW (being driven by Toya in this picture).
Invited celebrity guests included T.I. and Tiny, Fantasia, Nicki Minaj, Birdman, Nivea, Rasheeda and Kirk Frost, Debra Antney, Kandi Burruss, Nivea, Kim Porter and her sons Quincy Brown and Christian Combs; Three Brown Girls, rap duo Rae Sremmurd; Married to Medicine‘s Quad Webb-Lunceford, and more!
One celebrity who was noticeably missing from the party was singer Christina Milian, who, until last night thought she meant something to Lil Wayne.
But Wayne surprised everyone by escorting his longtime love, Dhea, to the party.
I hear that Toya instructed the event planner and her head of security not to allow Wayne’s concubine, Christina, inside the party or in the parking lot. Understandably, Christina and Dhea do not get along. I’m told Toya did not want Christina disrespecting Dhea by showing up to the party uninvited.
Toya was not alone in her thinking. My source told me that neither “Toya nor Reginae were having it.”
Miss Dhea flashed her huge engagement rock for the MTV cameras. Speaking of MTV: be sure to catch Reginae’s “Sweet 16” birthday party on MTV sometime in January. The episode was produced by Kandi Burruss’ husband, Todd Tucker, for their production company.
Women like Dhea, who are obedient and submissive, get engagement rings, while chicks like Christina Milian get run through and dumped on the curb like yesterday’s garbage. When will she learn?
Thanks to celebrity photographer Paras Griffin and lifestyle blogger Tami of TalkingwithTami.com for the pictures!
By the way, Reginae wore a gorgeous strapless beaded gown designed by Jovani which she accessorized with Jimmy Choo shoes.
Pictured above is another one of Wayne’s baby mamas, Sarah Vivan with their son, Dwayne Michael Carter II, left, and a young guest.
View more pictures from the party at TalkingwithTami.com
Nice Party and Beautiful Gift.
Happy Sweet 16th
Hope all had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
It’s Cyber Monday
Wayne undastand I had to hear bout this all wknd.
fukk you son 
HB Miss Lady.
Also
when I get my bday post, please don’t waste a line on the next bish issues..TIA 
wutdeefock.. :eyeroll:
Bruh.. is this the eBay Ferr..whip??
Well the baby mamas don’t like CMilli. Another, if sharing a man with a harem is what gets you a ring, I’m good.
Craigslist BayBay
while chicks like Christina Milian get run through and dumped on the curb like yesterday’s garbage.
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Rae SummoRd (no idea if that spelling is correct) up there looking like they’re all of 12
Reginae looks like TOYA’S Twin.
CMili prolly not even shame.
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SANdra ROSE Can we get a post on the St.L Rams comin gout w/their Hands up in Support of Ferguson.
PD isn’t happy about it either
baby wayne looks cute as a button #thatisall
Hey Roses :wave:
Sandra I don’t know what you did but I’m back and on the plantations computer
If you don’t hear from me again; this was a set up, initated by IT and security has walked me out!
Dizzle
Love Z
Sarah Vivan with their son, Dwayne Michael Carter II, left, and a young guest.
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I believe that’s Sara’s Daughter.
initated by IT and security has walked me out!
lol 
WASTING
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I needed another week off…
Luvn
I’m dead serious though.
I tried it and the home page popped up and I
Taye Diggs ex is sanging, adina menzel?
what a dif a break up does for some people
Rams comin gout w/their Hands up in Support of Ferguson.
PD isn’t happy about it either
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SANdra ROSE Can we get a post on the St.L Rams comin gout w/their Hands up in Support of Ferguson.
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This reminded me of Tommmie Smith and John Carlos
Early reports predict that Black Friday sales were down 5% from last year
I’ve already started to put together my talk track to Lil Butter as to why Santa is too busy to deliver presents. Whether or not he gets presents for Christmas, I’ll still teach him the reason for the season and what’s going on around us.
Taye Diggs ex is sanging, adina menzel?
what a dif a break up does for some people
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She’s the voice of Elsa in Frozen, right?
BUTTER I dont know who Elsa is :confused:
ROSES
They shouldn’t apologize for SHYTE! It is THEIR Right,NO????
My hope that players from ALL teams do this. Once again, the STL area cops prove they are bullies.
But they didn’t talk about this first? Two cars? I think the Ferrari is too much. I get that’s her baby and she seems like a GREAT mom… I think the BMW is a lot more appropriate for a luxury gift for a kid
Butter UR not shopping for Xmas this year?
I don’t give a Damn about these flexing ass folks
oh RefRegina is a biscuit away 
lay off the carbs…. I just finished watching walking dead again… I must say that episode had the kid in tears lawd 
Where were the kids Reginae’s age? Why would you buy a 16 year old a Ferrari? I swear we spend money on THEE stupidest stuff!
Luvyn she been singing her tell off… Bytch been on Broadway for years
just so happens Frozen was a slam dunk
Stripper flexing for you people
@jeniefrumdabloc Zactly!!!
when you get back to work and realize these ppl aint did ish since you been gone. lawd why they been waiting for me to come back since two weeks ago just to send out a fax
dont make no kinda sense but I suppose its good to be needed but….
dis dumb.
LiL Wayne is going to Marry DHEA AND Keep Milian?
luVn_liFe… says:
Taye Diggs ex is sanging, adina menzel?
what a dif a break up does for some people
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thats all she do is sing. ask any parent :smh: thats a singing ass bitch right there. be on broadway hollering too.
she still ugly as sin tho
so my doorter started her new kinney garten this morning.
after sitting in on her classes I vowed that she would never step foot in that other school again. they had “officer wilson” tendencies something awful.
thats a singing ass bitch right there. be on broadway hollering too.
she still ugly as sin tho
She actually looks better now UF.
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Ya’ll See TIME is considering Ferguson Protesters as their Person of the year
She’s such a cutie pie! I think she looks a little old/mature for her age or maybe my girls just look young
Summer
she looks grown.
Apparently is as well.
She actually looks better now UF.
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no she dont
@Luvie if time does that I will buy a copy myself
I think I need to get a subscription anyways. Some things are just classics . In this error of the innawebs it’s got to have some things in hand. @U I am glad you got baby girl somewhere YOU feel comfortable with her going. @Time 
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She actually looks better now UF.
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She does on this show right this sec U.F.
SummerBaby says:
She’s such a cutie pie! I think she looks a little old/mature for her age or maybe my girls just look young
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long ass tits look like they done nursed a litter.
edges done been thru some changes too 
People keep walking up behind me trying to ask questions and hold covos
Last person that walked up I had my earphones in listening to the radio play that nice beat but nonsensical Beyonce song about I got my hands up. I turned around like 
WHET??? Then the lady works for a whole ‘nother area asking me a series of dumb a questions that I answered on the first reply.
So since she got two cars are all the other kids gonna get two cars when they are old enough to drive
VIDEO: Gabrielle Union does Dwyane Wade’s post-game interview for him. Obviously sensing his fatigue, Wade’s wife, actress Gabrielle Union, took the liberty of answering questions on her husband’s behalf.
so my doorter started her new kinney garten this morning.
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:yea: I know Baby Girl was like
It’s about time. I’ve BEEN 
on you to come to your senses about these fukk people. 
Taye Diggs ex is sanging, adina menzel?
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Y’all I have a STORY FOR Y’ALL the ex-boyfren turned best fren saga.
Gabrielle Union, took the liberty of answering questions on her husband’s behalf.
Jesus! Lemme go outside and do some much put off Yard work.
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Just on the strength of lipQuiver DOING TOO Much
nice beat but nonsensical Beyonce song about I got my hands up
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Summer–yup they gone get them same two cars right here in this post. this is all an illusion.
@UF email me the link please girl
I be telling folks Gabby said she finna shine! She is a basketball wife FINALLY and those years she played 
are paying of now. She said DWade might can have 1-2 years left and she is finally a wife?? She bout to go in a la Kim K when Reggie won the superbowl
Y’all I have a STORY FOR Y’ALL the ex-boyfren turned best fren saga.
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Missy
Gone ahead. I am going to work this report in so that’ll keep me from having to post. I will give a BRIEF (for Luvie 
) summary of my Thanksgiving with MIL later on. I was good 
Butter UR not shopping for Xmas this year?
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I’m not feeling it yet, Luvie
you right VDot but I had to see for myself with my own eyes. always listen to your kids.
Morningall
Word on the street is the C-Milli did show up but security refused her entry. None of the BMs like her cause they think she is disrespectful and the whole Nivea/Dream situation – cant have kids being sister/brother/cousins and Reginae do not like her and actually prefers Dhea and has made that clear.
nice beat but nonsensical Beyonce song about I got my hands up
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That song stays stuck in my head
@taken
You gotta wait. I have a training session to lead til noon. But lawd if this fool ain’t snapped
I am actually proud of all the protestors showing their solidarity for Mike Brown
sassyshe says:
I am actually proud of all the protestors showing their solidarity for Mike Brown
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Them shutting down the malls, albeit temporarily? BRAVO Ferguson. BRAVO
Almost made me shed a thug tear.
@taken
You gotta wait.
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I am actually proud of all the protestors showing their solidarity for Mike Brown
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@MISSY awe man! :wails: ok.. well this will make a good lunch story *rubs hands like Birdman* It looks like people are trickling in now until then anyways. I fully expect the blog to be popping by lunch
How you get denied at a kid party. If all the B, don’t like me whet the heck I look like even further engaging myself in that situation when I got a child?? AND he got a woman. YOU SOUND HIDEOUS
On topic.. Dhea is dumb. Wayne can be bringing her all types of stds and it is clearly he is smashing CMilli. Both look like Birds. THE ONLY reason why CMilli looks worse is because she didn’t have to chose this side piece path. And she is a PUBLIC SIDE PIECE. Literally f’in for tracks that to do date sound like HOT GARBAGE
espn.goDOTcom/video/clip?id=11961726&ex_cid=sportscenterFB
here you go Take. its on all the sports sites tho. I suppose because athlete wives are usually seen and not heard.
you looked fine as wine this weekend too. I seen you stunting on your MIL
lip gloss was poppington! 
Anyone here watch The Newsroom? Brilliant television.
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I do too!
We danced to it getting ready to
BUTTER I dont know who Elsa is
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The main character in Frozen. Taye Diggs’ ex-wife sings “Let It Go.” I won’t make an attempt at her name, because I’ll end up butchering it like John Travolta did
so memba I told yall bout the attorney that used to give me her work to do and then ask me to give it back to her so she could hand it in? she got fired day before thanksgiving.
so guess what? now I HAVE to do her work
jokes on me!
….but my bonus bout to be on fleek doe (hopefully
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@waste: You very well could be right. We never know what they are up to sitting in their office doing nothing but spying on us. I swear every time something goes wrong with our computers IT has to call someone else to fix the problem…. I wouldn’t trust them at all…
I am proud of the protestors also
What I am not proud of is the so militant and evolved people distracting from the message by telling how it won’t work, how much better it was when….beyonce had the best album but I will let you finish 
Let me do SOMETHING geesh. One lady pissed me off so bad I almost commented but she was a friend of a friend. This hoe (yea I mean it) sat up there saying the black Friday pitch ain’t working cause she in Best Buy right now filming folks buying stuff 
I mean what does that prove?? You want to publicly shame them? I can bet you if they there shopping they could give TWO Fs (not) about you being there filming how “We don’t” support each other. When gays, liberal, conservatives, tea party folks do they rallies and not all the population shows up you don’t see them doing that mess. I mean they voted down the gay marriage bill initially you didn’t see EJ outchea filming Bosh at the HEAT game like 
Look at this bish…we could have repped for the home team.
How you get denied at a kid party.
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VIDEO: Gabrielle Union does Dwyane Wade’s post-game interview for him. Obviously sensing his fatigue, Wade’s wife, actress Gabrielle Union, took the liberty of answering questions on her husband’s behalf.
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Don’t tell me there’s a bachelor’s party baby on the way
Man… that ugly azz nigga Wayne got a taste in hoes!
Toya
Dhea
Sarah Vivan :hunch:
I’m tired of seeing the pic of that black boy hugging that cop. Do the research, Sway. His two mammies take him to protests holding signs on the regular.
Reginae lookin more and more like her momma everyday!
:prays:
Man, she started off pretty rough there.
(yall know yall was thinkin it too)
you didn’t see EJ outchea filming Bosh at the HEAT game like
Look at this bish…we could have repped for the home team.
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I swear I can’t stand you!
#TEAMTHIS! EJ ain’t about to share the limelight with nobody
ain’t no roomAwe U that sucks big time. BUT like you said the proof with be in the bonus pudding :yea: Thanks beautiful! I straightened my own hair (broke people problems) and took a risk on my head gear but I thought it came together nice.
I figure I have until end of the year to get back on track. 4 weeks is enough time to drop at least 10 to be back where I WAS right? *wrings hands* 
#stufffatpeoplesay
These past few weeks.. my exercise and eating habits tho
So glad I work for my damn self. Get to relax all day long and read SandRose.com! Happy Holidays!!! Oh and Reginae is a cutie!
All we are are consumers. Consumers. Consumers. Consumers. A BMW for a 16 is overkill. All this materialism. What about science and math and education inaccessible to those of us who are not rich. Black Entertainers get rich and instead of opening “life enhancing, mentally stimulating” doors for their children they instead open car doors on vehicle not made by, nor marketed to, blacks. Keeping the cycle going…
Did you guys see the video of the SWAT team blowing up cars in Ferguson on the night of the riot.
my boo went shopping on thursday. Thursday was ok, right?
he said paying full price this week wasnt gonna help the cause
I laid in my bed and waited for him to get back. I couldnt be bothered 
*SandraRose.com
The chick who said the Obama girls look like they were going to a bar is resigning. Pribay as to not be fired.
Good Morning Roses! Hope everyone had a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving!
VIDEO: Gabrielle Union does Dwyane Wade’s post-game interview for him. Obviously sensing his fatigue, Wade’s wife, actress Gabrielle Union, took the liberty of answering questions on her husband’s behalf.
Ummm, did this heffa say a pulled hamstring and lift up her arm?! You been with D Wade for how long? Were you not married to a football player as well? How the hell you don’t know what a pulled hamstring is? SMDH now she’s acting like Melanie Griffith in Milk Money this weekend, just an old hoe tryna get chose. Sad part is she’s already murried
I’m tired of seeing the pic of that black boy hugging that cop. Do the research, Sway. His two mammies take him to protests holding signs on the regular.
I did a little research on this yesterday.
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SEND SR an email to post about this
Y’all see the pic of law enforcement in Ferguson lighting the car on fire.
They tried it but there are cameras every where!
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my boo went shopping on thursday. Thursday was ok, right?
he said paying full price this week wasnt gonna help the cause I laid in my bed and waited for him to get back. I couldnt be bothered
guilty party as well. Now I am fighting with best buy cause they tryna overcharge me, had to get hood on them fools over the 
last night. I was like if I dont get my ish I will own best buy 
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So glad I work for my damn self. Get to relax all day long and read SandRose.com!
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*the face you make when you hating cause you want to be like don’t nobody give a f.. BUT YOU DO BECAUSE YOU AT WORK AND YOU WORK FOR SOEMBODY.. so instead you font something petty to make yourself feel better* :confused:
So you work for yourself huh. YOU IN CHARGE *hand on the wheel F WIT ME DJ F THAT?* So do tell… how much Visalus have you sold?
Y’all see the pic of law enforcement in Ferguson lighting the car on fire.
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Wouldn’t be surprised if they were behind the businesses on Fire. A way to justify the national guard.
I’m tired of seeing the pic of that black boy hugging that cop. Do the research, Sway. His two mammies take him to protests holding signs on the regular.
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Y’all see the pic of law enforcement in Ferguson lighting the car on fire.
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GTFOH!
Did yall see the St. Louis gang… I mean “Police Assoc.” basically try and force the NFL to punish some players for doing the “Hands Up/Don’t Shoot” protest?
Sassy you went on thursdee? What chu got?
@MAN if the NFL punches those players I will be livid. You can do stuff for all these other causes. They have the right to make their own statement as long as it does not interfere with the game. Which it did not. And people make entrances in all types of fashion. Now I won’t not watch the NFL… Cause my Falcons atop the most ruddi poo division on EARF and we might go to the ship
But I will find a way to show my displeasure
This hoe (yea I mean it) sat up there saying the black Friday pitch ain’t working cause she in Best Buy right now filming folks buying stuff
Grandma Butter used to say that each generation gets wiser and weaker.
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I had one FB friend who said he didn’t understand how boycotting Black Friday would help anything
VIDEO: Gabrielle Union does Dwyane Wade’s post-game interview for him. Obviously sensing his fatigue, Wade’s wife, actress Gabrielle Union, took the liberty of answering questions on her husband’s behalf.
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You know I like this heffa less and less and damn less. She makes me sick. Is this even allowable? She need to shut her damn piehole. But ION like her sooooo someone else may think shes doing her wifely duty and chit. :rollseyes:
If folks think Ferguson bad, let them not indicTe Tamir Ruce killer. He didn’t even perform CPR.
Hello good people. I hope you all had a great holiday weekend. I sure did. Anyway, other than what’s up top, what are we talking about?
Oh and did y’all see the soul train awards!? Why do I feel like it’s the D list awards? Sigh.
More than likely the NFL won’t fine them/make them apologize. They will have a bigger issue on they hands
GTFOH!
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“Law Enforcement setting Fire to car”
All the stories are from a day or two ago Ferguson.
You know I like this heffa less and less and damn less. She makes me sick. Is this even allowable? She need to shut her damn piehole. But ION like her sooooo someone else may think shes doing her wifely duty and chit
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I was thinking maybe its like a feminism thing. like she doesnt have to “just be pretty”. she can speak too.
I think she’s doing too much but Im tryna figure out why I think that. I would never speak on ANYONE’s behalf at their job.
I was thinking maybe its like a feminism thing. like she doesnt have to “just be pretty”. she can speak too.
I think she’s doing too much but Im tryna figure out why I think that. I would never speak on ANYONE’s behalf at their job.
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She is trying too hard to have people like her. I don’t think it’s working. Smh.
She is trying too hard to have people like her. I don’t think it’s working. Smh
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did you give Jujubee some stuffing or some cranberry sauce? was she smacking them lips?
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Sassy you went on thursdee? What chu got?
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I got 2 NBA 2k15 for my brother and nephew, a computer for my son, laptop for myself, wireless/bluetooth keyboard, external DVD/CD Rom, Galaxy Tab. Important thing I learned is that when items are available immediately for pickup at the store and items that needs to be shipped, separate them into separate purchases or else you items will be fcuked.
Nah sat at the
Almost finished with Xmas shopping just have to get gift cards
Okay. Watched the video. Clearly she was promoting her as the interviewer said go see Top Five when it comes out. Another Kimmy Kakes.
I think she’s doing too much but Im tryna figure out why I think that. I would never speak on ANYONE’s behalf at their job.
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If folks think Ferguson bad, let them not indicTe Tamir Ruce killer. He didn’t even perform CPR.
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Rice killer will be the Wafer/Michael Dunn of this police killing situation. They gonna hope that the community will be satisfied and let things go like the whole Trayvon situation after they convincted for McBride and Davis
I got 2 NBA 2k15
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they had this on groupon too. I still aint bought jack tho.
aint feeling it yet. aint decorated neither. just laid around eating.
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I got 2 NBA 2k15
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they had this on groupon too. I still aint bought jack tho. aint feeling it yet. aint decorated neither. just laid around eating.
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I just want to get it out the way. Tried to put up the Christmas tree last night but couldnt find the decorations because my brother wants me to wrap the gifts he bought
Okay. I like Nelly show. #dontjudgeme
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I got 2 NBA 2k15
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they had this on groupon too. I still aint bought jack tho. aint feeling it yet. aint decorated neither. just laid around eating.
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I had to put my food game down too cause it was future hubby first Thanskgiving together plus he was meeting the entire fam and the little one for the first time
@user girl no. This baby….I had her dressed up. She was all cute. Then people came over and she had her big flower headband on. She was working the room….then she did a big poop and I had to change all her clothes. Ugh. Then had the nerve the nerve to smile when she was done. However, she got some water for the first time…she isn’t a fan. Lol.
lovezoe says:
Okay. I like Nelly show. #dontjudgeme
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Still have not watched, got it on Tivo everyone has been positive about it though
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@user girl no. This baby….I had her dressed up. She was all cute. Then people came over and she had her big flower headband on. She was working the room….then she did a big poop and I had to change all her clothes. Ugh. Then had the nerve the nerve to smile when she was done. However, she got some water for the first time…she isn’t a fan. Lol.
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Awww how cute
@lovezoe I like the show…I don’t like miss. Jackson. The daughter was about to tell her off in the episode I saw. Lol.
Did you guys have the kids write Santa yet? Why did mine ask for a flat screen tv and nba 2k something or other for the Wii. Sigh. This kid needs a job.
@UF that’s why I asked is that even allowable. If his sissy azz was that bad off why didnt the damn Coach talk for him instead of her wanch azz. But like I said I dont really care for her sooo maybe I’m taking it the wrong way.
Keya- she shole was. I think they just want their dad happy. I wonder do they still talk to Ashanti.
I had to put my food game down too cause it was future hubby first Thanskgiving together plus he was meeting the entire fam and the little one for the first time
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awwww
thats big!
Keya, you keep Juju dressed to the nines.
She is trying too hard to have people like her. I don’t think it’s working. Smh.
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@Keya well thats not how it works, thats not how any of this works.
@lovezoe I was wondering that too. But I do like how he is taking care of his sister’s kids. And I like how his house isn’t all super dumb huge for no reason. He looks like they know how to budget. I think I will keep watching.
Zoe is their real daddy in the show? those his sister kids, right?
we laid around watching “Im in love with a church girl”. it was corny but cute. Nelly show came on right after but I turned the channel.
She is trying too hard to have people like her. I don’t think it’s working. Smh.
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@Keya well thats not how it works, thats not how any of this works.
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Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
Did you guys have the kids write Santa yet? Why did mine ask for a flat screen tv and nba 2k something or other for the Wii. Sigh. This kid needs a job.
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Mine said Santa dont exist cause thats what the kids at daycare told him and if I dont believe him Google it. I was like boy I will Google that arse
I had to put my food game down too cause it was future hubby first Thanskgiving together plus he was meeting the entire fam and the little one for the first time
I’m not trying to be all in your business, but I really am trying to be all in your business 
So you said yes to his proposal before having the little one vet him? I’m not judging. I just like to hear how people navigate dating and blending families.
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Congrats, boo
Mistake
on them Respectful Gays.
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@lovezoe I like the show…I don’t like miss. Jackson. The daughter was about to tell her off in the episode I saw. Lol.
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the daughter dont like her and didnt like Ashanti. Tae was her pick
Chile I’m watching Chris Brown performance… I must say would love to go one of his concert
Oh Look.
Hey Loop.
Tell me how excited your family was to see you at Thanksgiving.
UF- they didn’t mention anything about their dad. I guess to them Nelly is their dad.
@user lol. That’s only because I already have outfits she never put on with tags on it. Seeing that irks my nerves. So now her little but gets dressed. I dont care if we not even going anywhere. Humph. But speaking of that, do you guys need or know anyone that needs newborn girl clothes? I’m also thinking about doing an online eBay store with baby stuff.
On the strength on Jersey Girl I went and watched Nelly. It was ok to me
Entertaining but far from ratchet. Good family fun. A step down from Family Hustle as far as wholesome goodness. But that’s good because Nelly isn’t married and … voice trails off. But I will say that I think the daughter grew to like Shantel. I find her and Nelly’s relationship to be empty. I think they enjoy having fun together and he thinks she looks good. I just don’t see it being deep. But watch them be engaged next week.
Congrats, boo I’m not trying to be all in your business, but I really am trying to be all in your business So you said yes to his proposal before having the little one vet him? I’m not judging. I just like to hear how people navigate dating and blending families.
thats what it meant. But like you I was not trying to get in her business while doing it at the same damn time. 
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@Butterbean I too saw that and took it to mean maybe he has husband potential at least I was
do you guys need or know anyone that needs newborn girl clothes? I’m also thinking about doing an online eBay store with baby stuff.
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I wish I needed them. I have a case of baby fever something terrible. ButterNieceAlmost1 didn’t make it any better on Thanksgiving.
But watch them be engaged next week.
All for tv. I wonder if TI gonna be on his show, the way Nelly was on the family hustle?
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:confused: Do yall watch the business news on holiday shopping? Read the blogs? Is that for poor people?
*small butterflies*
Best deals to be had will be today… a few days before xmas..and
I have to look it up. The specific days. But Black Friday is snake moan. Sales down about 11%.. protests yes, plus tons of shoppers trusting the stats that say the best deals are yet to come.
Yeah you could take your receipt to most places and get price adjusted but
Why. Imma look it up for everybody who Mike Brown’d 
they asses 
and for everybody who just dont play that. 
Taken- that’s whst I gatbered fron their relationship. He wants a “bad chick” on his arm. He was heated ole girl used that joke though lol.
Buttercup says:
I had to put my food game down too cause it was future hubby first Thanskgiving together plus he was meeting the entire fam and the little one for the first time
now I am only curious if this sudden change of niceness is because Xmas is coming and he wants his gifts or because he really likes him.
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Congrats, boo I’m not trying to be all in your business, but I really am trying to be all in your business So you said yes to his proposal before having the little one vet him? I’m not judging. I just like to hear how people navigate dating and blending families.
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No problem Butter. Well he asked me to marry him and I told him I have to make sure that my son can adapt to him. So I told him he can propose again anytime after my birthday in January which would give me enough time to make the decision. My son didnt like me talking to him at first cause he has never known Mummy to be with anyone including his dad, it has always been the both of us. When I first told him he was coming for Thanksgiving he bawled his eyes out but surprisingly the day before he asked for him to come and he was super nice when I introduced himn and since then when we are on the phone he comes and says hi.
Hello good people. I hope you all had a great holiday weekend. I sure did. Anyway, other than what’s up top, what are we talking about?
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braggingwhen you got a new bebe and soon to be wed. :eyeroll:.
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:crying1:
SN: Hey Keya!
Awwww such a nice Qunicentarea
Looks like all had fun!
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Anybody see what Farakn had to say?
Go find it
That’s only because I already have outfits she never put on with tags on it
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so you aint hand wash all your baby’s clothes in Dreft while you was pregnant?
I did like a fool til the point where my landlord told me to stop running up her water bill :confused:
then make it so bad my daughter was born small so I had to run back out and buy preemie clothes.
Good Morning Sandra, Taken, Jenie, Lovezoe, Nefertiti, UF, Luvn, Sassyshe, Pearl, DTTS, Vdot,Future, Man, Chan, Kdub, Wasting Time, Naija (throwback), Wutz, Free, Buttercup
Happy Holidays and stuff
I must say would love to go one of his concert
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I popped with him to POPPI’!!
I still love that song!! He did that.
So was JODECI lip syncing?
Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:
@user lol. That’s only because I already have outfits she never put on with tags on it. Seeing that irks my nerves. So now her little but gets dressed. I dont care if we not even going anywhere. Humph. But speaking of that, do you guys need or know anyone that needs newborn girl clothes? I’m also thinking about doing an online eBay store with baby stuff.
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Try a consignment store
*the face you make when you hating cause you want to be like don’t nobody give a f.. BUT YOU DO BECAUSE YOU AT WORK AND YOU WORK FOR SOEMBODY.. so instead you font something petty to make yourself feel better*
So you work for yourself huh. YOU IN CHARGE *hand on the wheel F WIT ME DJ F THAT?* So do tell… how much Visalus have you sold?
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We is peas in a green as envy pod…!!! Cause you know I was like
SKERRRTTTTT. 
Then I scrolled on past.. 
You petty, Sis. Grow up alretty. Pass me them peas™.
OTB “our economy” is getting back right
<–that I was all into it LOL
<—watched a 'money special' talmbout this year's shopping
Anybody care to RECAP anything…
@Butterbean I too saw that and took it to mean maybe he has husband potential at least I was
thats what it meant. But like you I was not trying to get in her business while doing it at the same damn time. 
I learned anything that is on the blawg is open for discussion. Like I said, I’m not judging. I’m just curious.
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@User The stuff with the tags were dresses that were summer material. So I never popped the tags. But I hate dreft. I feel like the stains from poop don’t come out as well. So I use tide. The one that’s free of dyes and perfumes.
So was JODECI lip syncing?
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And a wonderful lip synch it was. Nothing but good memories of what use to be.
SOTHERNGRL says:
Congrats, boo I’m not trying to be all in your business, but I really am trying to be all in your business So you said yes to his proposal before having the little one vet him? I’m not judging. I just like to hear how people navigate dating and blending families.
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@Butterbean I too saw that and took it to mean maybe he has husband potential at least I was thats what it meant. But like you I was not trying to get in her business while doing it at the same damn time
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Excellent husband potential. Hes back in school for nursing, got his own house, no kids – so no baby mama drama, not a hoe, respectful, a good southern gentleman and adores the ground I walk on
Nakeya
Take them(clothes) to a shelter
Or call a shelter, or hospital and see if they know who could accept the donations. SOMEBODY SURELY NEEDS
Cause my Falcons atop the most ruddi poo division on EARF and we might go to the ship But I will find a way to show my displeasure
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
:dirtybird: We Gucci over here.
We the moutain west? of the NFL. :crying1: LMAOOO
So was JODECI lip syncing?
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OMG I hope not. Lol. I was watching to see if KC was gonna act like a coke head. #DJM
Buttercup says:
@Butterbean I too saw that and took it to mean maybe he has husband potential at least I was thats what it meant. But like you I was not trying to get in her business while doing it at the same damn time.
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I learned anything that is on the blawg is open for discussion. Like I said, I’m not judging. I’m just curious.
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I wouldnt put it out there unless I was ready for the feedback. You guys my second fam
And a wonderful lip synch it was.
You right!
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I think the new song was close to LIVE.
I lived though!
I still love me some JODECI!!
So I use tide. The one that’s free of dyes and perfumes.
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I tried that one but it dont smell like baby
I still use dreft cuz of my son’s skin. its so got dam expensive tho
Didn’t even care Jodeci was lip-syncing. They were still good.
@DTTS yes, and baby stuff cost too much to just throw the clothes away.
Important thing I learned is that when items are available immediately for pickup at the store and items that needs to be shipped, separate them into separate purchases or else you items will be fcuked.
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GOLD.
DTTS- Can I boy Severide catch a break?
@Sassy, Awwwww. Little people think about things and come around too. Christmas being right around the corner is probably a little motivation, but I doubt it’s enough to make such a difference. I’m happy to hear that your little guy is giving it a shot too. I’m happy for you
Heeeeey A.J.
I tried that one but it dont smell like baby
I still use dreft cuz of my son’s skin. its so got dam expensive tho
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I do miss the baby clothes smell. Sigh. But yes! Dreft plays too much, costing that much. Shyt, everyone in the house better be washing clothes with it.
A.J. says:
So was JODECI lip syncing?
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And a wonderful lip synch it was. Nothing but good memories of what use to be.
AJ
I missed the Soul Train awards stuck in traffic last night :crying1:
Thanks Butter
OTB
I missed you. God gone bless me. I did SEW GOOD this weekend. Well it’s not over. Let me hurry up and make some bullet points before Luvie get back and be like IT’S TOO LONG 
Hey A.J. :hugs:
Zoe, I’m just glad that chick didn’t kill him or anything crazy. Maybe they’ll work it out LATER
AT LEAST it got him back right
I like hi lil cute self <—snickers 
Awwww such a nice Qunicentarea
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Love you forever. Love you for always.
Oh and yes I hear that Cyber Monday took a hit
They said most of the deals happen before 9 am. So small victories. Don’t let people tell you it wasn’t effective.
DON’T NOBODY WANNA HEAR HOW RUDE YOU WAS GONE BE
to your in-laws 
OTB Changed her name?
Nef are you OTB?
OTB “our economy” is getting back right
<—watched a 'money special' talmbout this year's shopping <–that I was all into it LOL
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It sure is.
I watched something too. But I got excuses. The remote..no batteries. You just a nerd. *adjusts pocket protector* 
Excellent husband potential. Hes back in school for nursing, got his own house, no kids – so no baby mama drama, not a hoe, respectful, a good southern gentleman and adores the ground I walk on
This makes my heart smile. It seems that I too often see good guys paried with no good women and nice girls paired with dogs. So, what song do you want me to sing at the wedding :wait: 
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DTTS- Severide is my favorite. So you think that than mam gone try to get Mills? They cleaned that up real fast. You know Severide date Lady Gaga in real life?
Love you forever. Love you for always.
Me and my Granny (she was born here 
) be doing like I saw your font on here with you and thee eldest OTBee 
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We STAY cracking up everywhere we go
I like those two together 
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Zoe,
The steak Mouch dinner date!
The dude who wants the NFL to discipline the Rams players was once fired for falsifying records…
You know Severide date Lady Gaga in real life?
STOP, for real? wow
I still like him lol.
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OTB
frfr I wish EYE could look more nerdy
another attorney just asked me to do something he was assigned to do. he finna learn on today
talmbout (boss name) gave this to me but if you could just start it and then I will edit it
in other words, you do it, I will take it back then hand it in. he think he slick but watch dis
was once fired for falsifying records…
ION usually talk so bad so early in the morning BUT he deserves a ‘Bish Please
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Come byke to the light Carol Ann 
UHHHH oHHHHHH, MsTake probably eating out her font frustrations with a trukery smoothie
Zoe
Leave him alone 
I hope that Mills doesn’t get hurt, he’s a lame
I wonder how this new romance is gonna play out. The chief is gonna lose it
Buttercup says:
Excellent husband potential. Hes back in school for nursing, got his own house, no kids – so no baby mama drama, not a hoe, respectful, a good southern gentleman and adores the ground I walk on
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This makes my heart smile. It seems that I too often see good guys paried with no good women and nice girls paired with dogs. So, what song do you want me to sing at the wedding
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Butter you can show up at the court house and sing After All is Said and Done
DTTS- Everybody dating in that place
court house
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there are some bomb ass outfits you can wear to a court wedding
pictures on the courthouse steps look nice too
MIL Chronicles PART 1 :
so finally my phone was blowing up with people at his cousin’s like where you at. So finally we get ready to go there.. BIL and Husband make MIL go. She all 
no I’mma stay here 
She should have. It’s if dad’s people she never hung with cause she was CMilli… the mashed potatoes. She went. Stayed for 30 minutes before BIl came and got her. We turned up afterwards just me, hubby and kids with the fam like we normally do 
I don’t know. She wasn’t here …or she came by I think. I had to “run errands” do I Dipped. Came back she was gone.
cause I KNEW SHE WOULD BE THERE… So I did that. Time I got back she was at my house cause she had to watch my kids so I could go to a family porty. I said :stop: she can watch the kids. No kids allowed.
After the mishap with them trying to run me my kids without my permission I heard nothing from them.
Cut to Thanksgiving Day. Ended up at BILs… they never have people over so it was a welcome break. I made mac n cheese. Hubby Cornish hens. Everybody TORE OUT FOOD up. Other food made got small mentions. Mil, BIL, SIL and her fam made food. Full spread.
After eats we all sitting there like
Fridat
Sat I decided to get my car washed and an oil change
WHere Jenny at?
and 
I just read downstairs
<—– SOMEBODY is readY
@LOVE ZOE
“The dude who wants the NFL to discipline the Rams players was once fired for falsifying records…”
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Been a liar and a thief. Was fired before that job too for police brutality. He is a “good friend” of Gov. Nixon and that’s how he was allowed to stay in police work. They are both “good friends” with Bob McCullogh… the “prosecutor.”
It’s ridiculous what’ going on out there.
#youstartingtolookmorecrazy
I think I’m going to cook some riveted tonight and some steamed broccoli with some stewed potatoes
Man *pants* :stop: leave that gravi up yo!
(Tupac voice) “throw it up throw it up”
Ribeyes
steamed broccoli with some stewed potatoes
:utensils ready:
Dts
here I go 
Ribeyes
EYE will eat that as well
My food for Thanksgiving was divie. Our guests took some home.
Dts you hhungry
MIL Chronicles PART 2 :
Iphone he just bought for her Friday for no reason….. was like WHERE YOU AT???/ Knowing daggone well we always in church on Sundays 
He decide he/wife want to cook and invite us over. TEAM LET ME SHINE CAUSE THIS DON’T NEVER HAPPEN….. Everything is always at our house or the cousin’s ..and they never cook ..they bring drinks to the party…non alcoholic…So we went there.
if you don’t sit down. It was basic ish. My SIL finally got pissed when she passed her a pot and suggested she do something else in it and my BIL was like 
so she got mad and sat down fussing how they talk to her any kind of way and so disrespectful… She always says this about her sons when the try to correct her poor behavior or look out for her.
She spent the night at my house. Her and my husband thought she was about to stay at my house today and watch the kids 
BIl said no he can barely handle watching my kids (one at a time for him he say) and she old timey 
FOH you suck imagine what I do all day everyday. Hubby was mad but I said you ain’t gone be here and he is her ride so 
so she gone from my house now I think. I text him (after calling no reply) if she wants to come by later let me know so I can plan. BIl said he is sure she will want to after Taken9.95 gets home. See how easy that was? Communicate. Said he will take her home this evening. She leaves tomorrow. I WIN 
Sunday went to church. Get out of early service BIL (who don’t never go) blowing up her
MIL comes in and tried to start cooking but they are already cooking and it’s NOT her kitchen so
MEANWHILE my SIL mom and sis there trying to nignore the obvious. So everybody sit to eat the burgers and fries and she sit ALONE at the bar. So after he eats my BIL gone pull a chair up to the table where all of ladies are and say MAMA WHAT YOU DOING SIT HERE… bruh you need to sit yo arse beat. Quit forcing her on us. She the one who wanted to be a cry baby. So she comes over to sit. I get up and say here have my seat. Leave to go sit in the living room and watch them DIRTY BIRDS
Oh and yes. I put it down on the hubby. Legs to the moon. make a nig wanna murry me
Let me go read what this baby is talmbout NOW up top brb
@DTTS just for that I am not going to send you the video Taken3 made. I will send it to OTB and V. She got a new favortie song. That and TUESDAY
on my dome.
ANNNNDDDDD you will not get the picture from my formal thingie I went to. I had on an accesory
Too much Jenie?
Let me not font for an hour
I had on an accesory
on my dome.
I’m always hungry Jenny
@i blessed you with the pictures in spite of your shortcomings
aint nobody reading all that. stop being petty before your kids bring home somebody crazy
Mawnin folks.
MsT you EVIL to Mil
So everybody sit to eat the burgers and fries and she sit ALONE at the bar.
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On a Sunday? Well, Thanksgiving was just 3 days prior *trails off*
aint nobody reading all that. stop being petty before your kids bring home somebody crazy
Well it’s been almost a week. How am I posed to sum all that up so Luvie can read it? :wails: Ya’ll asked me. After this comment right here (stuff nigs say) I am going to make one sentence comments for the rest of the year. Not even run ons either 
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MsT you EVIL to Mil
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I am going to assume that font gets lost in translation but EVIL is a strong word and given her propensity for BS I will glad not accept your gum
After this comment right here
ole stupid self!
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Beta/User
Just wait 10 yrs—-They gonna take whomever they courting over to her MILs house
Sandra sight is no longer blocked at my job
chile 
site
Bring on the post Sandra
I’m ready to font 
getting my fingers ready 
It don’t sound bad though but my Mil love her to death she cool 90% of the time but that 10%
Hmmmmmmmm
What would Carrington do? 
@Beta I promise you I am not it’s just that I cannot post everything she has done on here out of respect so I tell my roles in everything with a comedic spin so you can laugh at my pain
Bring on the post Sandra
Sandra sight is no longer blocked at my job
chile 
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Mine either Jenie.
See comment 11!
I am hungered
Well EYE met somebody’s Moms and their TEENAGER
this weekend 
<—KEPT an ION play with kids face
It don’t sound bad though
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Oh you must have missed the other stuff I said :fistbump:
Hey MrsTime.
Yep. 
Its fitting dese days.
User Friendly says:
I am hungered
What we gone do??????
Time to Waste says:
Sandra sight is no longer blocked at my job
chile 
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Mine either Jenie.
See comment 11!
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Ok Nef; good to know and Hey boo!
I’m back like cooked crack
boss just wrote the ugliest sentence:
“many tens of millions”
ewww, Im changing it to several million. that shyt sounds hideous!
@DTTS I hope you wear something appropriate for this first visit and put up all of the spandex
I typed her name in the search by accident and wahlah !!!
as he!! when the NOPE box popped up.
and 
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I was doing it every day and be
Did it today and it said redirecting and I
Just realized YOU said I look like you could sell me :crying1:
On a Sunday? Well, Thanksgiving was just 3 days prior *trails off*
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@DTTS I hope you wear something appropriate for this first visit and put up all of the spandex
You woulda approved!
I was over dressed as usual.
What we gone do??????
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iono what you finna do but I already placed my order on SeamlessWeb
I was hongray!
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Just realized YOU said I look like you could sell me :crying1:
I thought you’d like that funny
I just watched the death scene again
ahhhhh lawd that was sad 
On a Sunday? Well, Thanksgiving was just 3 days prior *trails off*
I said they don’t NEVER COOK so we was all like 
I hope this turn out ok and it was the basics
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Listen Linda
<—KEPT an ION play with kids face
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LMAOOOOOO
Tell em bout the gun line bawse.
SeamlessWeb
This a fat girl ordering website?
SeamLESS
Time to Waste says:
I typed her name in the search by accident and wahlah !!!
as he!! when the NOPE box popped up.
and 
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I was doing it every day and be
Did it today and it said redirecting and I
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Must be nice.
Okay, so ONLY those in attendance of this post!
This *sighs* lil young lady THOUGHT that I had to get or needed her approval Hmmmmp (I Gotcho Pops on lock you
) so she went in a corner and played on her phone all night. Everybody was just looking like 
BUT they loved me! How could they not. I got PersonalITY 
AND ION play with no kids. His Moms liked that!
@U my phone refuses to load the Gab U video so clearly it is saving her from my jokes
tintin1979 says:
Must be nice.
Just saw the Gabby video clearly it was staged so I guess I will let it slide :confused:
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Okay, so ONLY those in attendance of this post!
) so she went in a corner and played on her phone all night. Everybody was just looking like 
BUT they loved me! How could they not. I got PersonalITY 
This *sighs* lil young lady THOUGHT that I had to get or needed her approval Hmmmmp (I Gotcho Pops on lock you
AND ION play with no kids. His Moms liked that!
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You are such a sweetie DTS
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Pulled pork is always a request for Thanksgiving dinner. We ate leftovers after church and ended up having Zaxby’s once we got back in town. I need to get slimmy trim for our vacation in a few weeks, but these leftovers won’t let me be great
DTTS you might want to fall back cause you looking real CMilli and the doorter is Reginae so she might not invite you to her porty
I made pulled pork yesterday. Lawd it was scrumptious..
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bout to use the rest of my greens to make my veggie lasagne. its finna be sooo goooooodt
how did yall pies come out? did you use coconut oil?
Chile for some reason I don’t even feel like putting up no damn tree this year…
My tree to damn heavy …. ugh 
But the little one wants it up 
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Just saw the Gabby video clearly it was staged so I guess I will let it slide
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That chick insist on being forced down our throats….
PUT up the tree Jenny :woot:
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UFAT
ION care about her not liking me, FIRST she gotta RESPECT
And yeah, Imma not be invited to her chunky porty
lil young lady THOUGHT that I had to get or needed her approval Hmmmmp
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I bare lee got any fux to give about impressing my own kids and mama so what I look like putting on airs for yourn? tuh! wish da fugg I would
mine got 5 kids. if the day ever comes that we meet they better play with my kids and get the hell on. seriously tho.
I need to get slimmy trim for our vacation in a few weeks, but these leftovers won’t let me be great
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I got the last of the dressing, yams, chitlins..for lunch
Finna eat em too. 
I can see it all in my stomach. Jeans tight. :confused:
bout to use the rest of my greens to make my veggie lasagne.
I want some
@jenie you still say FOH Gabby cause she stay trying so hard?
@DTTS obviously you know I am about respecting me and my household so IDGAF what the lil girl do if I be checking folks mammies
WELL SURPRISINGLY ENOUGH
EYE did not overeat any
ONLY because ION eat everybody’s cooking
Chile for some reason I don’t even feel like putting up no damn tree this year…
My tree to damn heavy …. ugh 
But the little one wants it up 
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I’m ready to transform our place into a Winter Wonderland. I just need to pick up some pinecones so I can use them as finishing touches. I need to go to Hobby Lobby- Don’t tase me bro. They provide their employees with 13 different contraceptives- for some deco mesh to make my wreaths and garland.
@OTB mine all in my stomach and thighs that’s why I got to
into shape the next few week before it stick and stay and ruin all my progress
Where Sandra?
bout to use the rest of my greens to make my veggie lasagne. its finna be sooo goooooodt
how did yall pies come out? did you use coconut oil?
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We tried a new pie.. sweetpotato with a “glaze” and topped with pecans? Pretty good. Fave dessert was 17’s Ooey Butter Cake. Dis why im phat.
So I got half my gallon of water down for the day and I have went to the restroom 5 times already today ..which means clearly I have not been drinking enough during my fathiatis
I got the last of the dressing, yams, chitlins..for lunch
Finna eat em too. 
I can see it all in my stomach. Jeans tight. :confused:
I’ll do an hour of cardio 5 times a week. I should be good to go by the time we leave.
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I have collards, dressing, lima beans, potato salad, pulled pork, fried chicken, and some more stuff in Ziploc bags in my fridge. I’m going to have to put some of it in the freezer
I can see it all in my stomach. Jeans tight.
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Im down to 127. Colonoscopy ftw
went hard with the bikram last week too
sweated out my blowout, sweated out my press 
so IDGAF what the lil girl do if I be checking folks mammies
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Yeah, but I was kinda of bummed about it (but I didn’t let it show)… She’s the one missing out. She has other issue that I KNOW I can help her with BUT I have to wait until she’s ready (if ever), I guess
Told yall about that red velvet sugae cookie bars with cream cheese frosting. Fat girl status for real.
Chile for some reason I don’t even feel like putting up no damn tree this year… My tree to damn heavy …. ugh But the little one wants it up
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My sister bought her ass over last night tombout bringing her babies to see my tree. :confused: Surprise.
I aint put it up yet. 
My kids asking for a real tree again. I hope I get a burst of energy. The real tree will go up first if I do get some energy. At least I dont have to fix it. I love my fake tree but lawd its work getting branches just right.
I ain’t have no leftovers cause we left it all at the in laws house :wails: and to me that means you food really wasn’t on fleek like that for me to take some.
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@OTB mine all in my stomach and thighs
Boy is it ever
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Esmeralda!
Hey Thing
mine got 5 kids. if the day ever comes that we meet they better play with my kids and get the hell on. seriously tho.
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Recipe for success.
Tryna tell you. My fren lil doorter a brat. 
Matter fact, all the men in my life daughters are some fukking brats. My kids havent interacted yet just going offa what they father’s deal with.
I might just be jeelishis.
Im down to 127. Colonoscopy ftw
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:ak4: Reverse them last two digits around a bit and that’s about where I need to be at for close of the year give or take 3 pounds under it
Where Sandra?
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on some phuck chit cause me and Jenie are back
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
Chile for some reason I don’t even feel like putting up no damn tree this year… My tree to damn heavy …. ugh But the little one wants it up
I aint put it up yet. 
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My sister bought her ass over last night tombout bringing her babies to see my tree. :confused: Surprise.
My kids asking for a real tree again. I hope I get a burst of energy. The real tree will go up first if I do get some energy. At least I dont have to fix it. I love my fake tree but lawd its work getting branches just right.
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I don’t have no energy for it this year…. I guess I will pull it out this evening…. I have one of those big pre-lit trees…. that tree is super heavy
the struggle is real getting that tree in the crib…. the base is that harder and the top too … hard as hell to put up… 
on some phuck chit cause me and Jenie are back
take care hun
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Told yall about that red velvet sugae cookie bars with cream cheese frosting. Fat girl status for real.
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Whetizzdis Zoe
You made them?? You not talking about the box brownies right? (which are good themselves!)
Share? :wiating: Link?
My kids asking for a real tree again. I hope I get a burst of energy. The real tree will go up first if I do get some energy. At least I dont have to fix it. I love my fake tree but lawd its work getting branches just right.
Honey Dip normally does the lights since you can clearly see the strands when I do them 
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Reason #485749 why I’m tired of apartment living. I want a real tree! I’ll just have to settle for live garland and mistletoe from Trader Joe’s. I don’t know how our tree is going to look this year
I have one of those big pre-lit trees….
SCRAM UBISHU 
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Jenie say she do not have the energy to pull that tree out the box and plug it in So FOH Christmas
WHIG :crying1: DID I READ THAT THE AM-BEEW-LANCE and THE FIREMENZZZ CAME TO YOUR CRIB?
Time to Waste says:
Where Sandra?
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on some phuck chit cause me and Jenie are back
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Phuck shyt for real
These bloggers ain’t loyal 
Greetings! (greedy heifers)
DTTS, hold me!
Taken, have you yet reported on the MIL (from hail)? j/k –
@Neffeteria, Welcome!
Share? :wiating: Link?
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+1
Esmeralda!
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Speaking of which, where is Nancy? Is she waiting for that soot to wear off her fingers before fonting?
@otb That’s why IS face look like that right now in the gravie being petty
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I have one of those big pre-lit trees….
SCRAM UBISHU 
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Jenie say she do not have the energy to pull that tree out the box and plug it in So FOH Christmas
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Chile that tree over 6 ft and heavy as hell …
I might need to get my nephews to help me get it out…. tree is huge…. and why most of the lights don’t work anymore 
I bought them net lights and threw em on there 
chile you can not tell the difference 
I bean throwing up my 6 footer that I got after Christmas 2008
ION care! It’s 3 pieces-prelit & I put up aqua lights too. It looks cute with the decorations all up on it
*strolls back in the blog* y’all still in here? Well hey to those I did not speak to yet. :wave:
OTB- They were SO good. For real.
3? cups flour
¼ cup unsweetened cocoa
½ teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 cup butter, softened
1½ cups sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 Tablespoons (one 1-ounce bottle) red food coloring
Cream Cheese Frosting:
2 8 Oz cream cheese, softened
½ cup butter, softened
2 cups sifted powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla
INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Have a 9×13 inch pan ready. I like to line mine with aluminum foil and spray it with cooking spray so that the bars easily lift out and are easy to cut.
In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, cocoa, salt, and baking powder. Set aside.
In a mixing bowl, cream together 1 cup butter softened and sugar until light and creamy. About 2-3 minutes. Beat in the eggs, vanilla, and food coloring until combined.
Add the flour mixture until a soft dough forms. Press into the bottom of the 9×13 inch pan. Bake for about 20 minutes until the edges start to pull away from the sides and a toothpick entered into the center comes out clean. Allow to completely cool before frosting.
To make the cream cheese frosting, Beat together the cream cheese and butter. Add the powdered sugar and vanilla. Beat together until smooth. Frost the top of the bars and enjoy!
Those net lights the truth
Yes, yes Neffe…
*dismissive hand* …but like Phoenix, still i rise 
@IS yea I told what happened over the holiday after being asked in 184 and 196 and folks said it was too long and I was evil so now I am writing only 1 (really long) sentence till 2015 for each comment
Matter fact, all the men in my life daughters are some fukking brats
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and I LIKE FEE-MALES! but men with doorters are some kind of wonderful
they be putting them on a pedastal when in reality there is no comparison to a father/daughter relationship and a man/woman relationship. they be pitting them against us tho.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
I bean throwing up my 6 footer that I got after Christmas 2008
ION care! It’s 3 pieces-prelit & I put up aqua lights too. It looks cute with the decorations all up on it
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Chile those trees heavy as hell
I mean heavy … you should see my knees trying to get that tree up 
They provide their employees with 13 different contraceptives- for some deco mesh to make my wreaths and garland.
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Butta I love you.
If I have another doorter Imma force her to be born under Virgo. 
275 AND 278 NEED ANSWERS
Who done it?
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Jenny
You threw some net lights on the tree?
Nancy go head on with that gravie
chile 
rofl: BOL !! 
lawd I missed seeing gravies
Listen… I kid you the F NOT….. I love brownies and I love red velvet cake so I right clicked saved and will make these weekend after next
Speaking of which, where is Nancy? Is she waiting for that soot to wear off her fingers before fonting?
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Étouffée Brutter?! Et tu???!!!
Buttercup says:
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Chile I must have a broken bulb on my pre-lit tree
oh well …. found my net lights… threw them joints on the tree .,… and 
wahlah !!!!!
good morning/afternoon loves.
Whatchew gonna do when you get older?
WE BEST ask LuvLife what she does now
sweated out my blowout, sweated out my press
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Nefertiti, Edges Kinky™
Funny: I had my hair professionally blown a few YEARS ago. No chit, like two. Anyway everytime we talk about straight hair OTB14 bring up the time I went to bed with a swanging blowout and woke up with a fro..
SHe bought it up AGAIN last night after we sung that lil hook. I wonder if she done figured out why?
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Make those who are shopping, HeyFranHey has a great lost of black owned businesses to support.
I am writing only 1 (really long) sentence till 2015 for each comment
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So I got half my gallon of water down for the day and I have went to the restroom 5 times already today ..which means clearly I have not been drinking enough during my fathiatis
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Cot damn a half gallon. Alretty. :confused: Thats why your skin look like that.
*swigs from bolla while giving you the challenge eye*
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
275 AND 278 NEED ANSWERS
Thing 
Ready! From not overeating 
Who done it?
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Jenny
You threw some net lights on the tree?
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I sure did you can not tell the difference… hold up
let me send you a picture… hell my tree will look exactly the same anyways 
Who got hit with the take care?
but how is this… nevermind… goes byke to read…
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They ain’t really long just might can be 2-3 sentences but I AM MAKING IT ONE
If I have another doorter Imma force her to be born under Virgo.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Razzle!
BEST thing I’ve heard all Day long
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I got a chit load of “blank” wreaths I bought last year..clearance..
I want to do a circular? 
IDK some kind of wall thing.. Picture it..wreaths decorated with ribbons, pine cones, winter-y fixings, all in a complimentary color scheme, natch. The wreaths are green. I think I have 7. They are not too large. Medium-ish. I saw a photo last year, cannot find it. :crying1: Can you see this? Help. I need to figure out how to place (big blank wall right now), and how to finish them? What chu got?
You can get some ribbon and/pr burlap and string through the wreathe then add those whimsical floral picks. If you don’t fancy glitter and such as I do, you can hot glue some pinecones (I would use glitter spray paint. I still have some childish ways about me 
) and get some of the floral picks from Dollar Tree that have the China berries in all sorts of colors- red, gold, white, etc. Let me see if I can find a pic of my Christmas wreath from last year.
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Yes honey
@OTB I love water but I am trying to be sure to do the gallon and they say you should do it before early pm so that you aren’t up peeing all night
Hey DTTS
I have one of those big pre-lit trees….
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Jenie say she do not have the energy to pull that tree out the box and plug it in So FOH Christmas SCRAM UBISHU
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@OTB so I told my buddy about a camera app another friend showed that auto fixes stuff and she was like oh that’s why your skin be all nice and I was like :stop: I just started using it last month sooooo :confused:
The man at the bank was all nice, helpful, knew it all!
said his was the day before mines 
The End 
come on now LOL
SO when we were leaving I told him —> “You MUST be a Virgo! When’s your birthday?” He got SOOSOO excited I am I am
My Granny just looking like
Étouffée Brutter?!
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You know I love you
I BOUGHT A PS4 IF ANY OF YOU LADIES WANNA BUY ME SOME GAMES!!!!!
318 didn’t all appear
OTB that was for you! It’s about the officeman I met this weekend at the bank
jeniefrumdabloc says:
MisTaken: Loyal reader and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior says:
I have one of those big pre-lit trees….
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Jenie say she do not have the energy to pull that tree out the box and plug it in So FOH Christmas SCRAM UBISHU
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Chile that tree over 6 ft and heavy as hell … I might need to get my nephews to help me get it out…. tree is huge…. and why most of the lights don’t work anymore I bought them net lights and threw em on there chile you can not tell the difference
December 1, 2014 at 12:03 pm
same tree, same situation last year, same solution
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I dont like men with doorters.
and I LIKE FEE-MALES! but men with doorters are some kind of wonderful they be putting them on a pedastal when in reality there is no comparison to a father/daughter relationship and a man/woman relationship. they be pitting them against us tho.
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I used to think the old ladies who said this was being ole bitties. But its a thing. Fathers with daughters be
ION KNOW but i have noticed a thing for sure. Shoot 17 dad paid for somebody else gas/trip to the fam homestead cause she dint wanna ride with her stepmom the whole way? Said she was gonna ask her ?s and thats “invasive”? 
I wish my husband wouldve. 
I tole 17 off. She was like,” 
my daddy said 
”
I went to bed with a swanging blowout and woke up with a fro..
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ooh you nasty.
I hope one day soon I can sweat mine out that way too. :confused:
WAIT SR’s twitter screenshots are on MEDIA TAKE OUT about CMilli being denied entry into the kiddie porty so NUCA WE MADE IT
and we keep shining no matter how much they try to bring us down with the viruses 
sassyshe says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
same tree, same situation last year, same solution
MisTaken: Loyal reader and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior says:
I have one of those big pre-lit trees….
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Jenie say she do not have the energy to pull that tree out the box and plug it in So FOH Christmas SCRAM UBISHU
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Chile that tree over 6 ft and heavy as hell … I might need to get my nephews to help me get it out…. tree is huge…. and why most of the lights don’t work anymore I bought them net lights and threw em on there chile you can not tell the difference
December 1, 2014 at 12:03 pm
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:fistbump: yeen know chile
HeyFranHey
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Well mines doesn’t even get along with his dorter(and she lives with him) SO ION care this week nor next
@OTB I pressed my hair out for the thingie Sat and towards the end of the night I felt my roots rising I was like FOK :wails: so I still got it down today but I will prolly be wearing a ponytail by end of the week unless I learn how to make a bun
I dont like men with doorters.
and I LIKE FEE-MALES! but men with doorters are some kind of wonderful they be putting them on a pedastal when in reality there is no comparison to a father/daughter relationship and a man/woman relationship. they be pitting them against us tho.
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I used to think the old ladies who said this was being ole bitties. But its a thing. Fathers with daughters be ION KNOW but i have noticed a thing for sure. Shoot 17 dad paid for somebody else gas/trip to the fam homestead cause she dint wanna ride with her stepmom the whole way? Said she was gonna ask her ?s and thats “invasive”? I wish my husband wouldve. I tole 17 off. She was like,” my daddy said ”
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It’s the same with women with sons!
They sons be the child from the “Omen” but they azz still be talkin bout “he a lil active” and chit like that.
@Man it’s cyber Monday. You had better go online and get you GTA. It’s so much better than when it was first released. Me and Mr were stupefied by how much better the game play was.
NUCA WE MADE IT
Settle down
Yes honey You can get some ribbon and/pr burlap and string through the wreathe then add those whimsical floral picks. If you don’t fancy glitter and such as I do, you can hot glue some pinecones (I would use glitter spray paint. I still have some childish ways about me ) and get some of the floral picks from Dollar Tree that have the China berries in all sorts of colors- red, gold, white, etc. Let me see if I can find a pic of my Christmas wreath from last year.
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BURLAP
YES! Perfect idea. I have a french/american country prollem 
Think roosters..splashes of color.. “natural/homemade” feel..so this will work well. My fave “rustic” sign says Eggs for sale.. 
Mamas of multiple bebes will feel me.. 
Yes.
Yes yes. This. This might get done before our tree. Im excited. 
@RAZZ
“@Man it’s cyber Monday. You had better go online and get you GTA. It’s so much better than when it was first released. Me and Mr were stupefied by how much better the game play was.”
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That’s the one game I got. I had it on PS3. Meh. People really like the first person aspect but I’m not a fan of first person games.
so I told my buddy about a camera app another friend showed that auto fixes stuff and she was like oh that’s why your skin be all nice and I was like I just started using it last month sooooo
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BOLLLLLL
Boyyyyyy she sound like a hater on the front line™!!!!
LMAOOO
The man at the bank was all nice, helpful, knew it all!
SO when we were leaving I told him —> “You MUST be a Virgo! When’s your birthday?” He got SOOSOO excited I am I am said his was the day before mines The End
My Granny just looking like come on now LOL
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MisTaken: Loyal reader
and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior 
says:
WAIT SR’s twitter screenshots are on MEDIA TAKE OUT about CMilli being denied entry into the kiddie porty so NUCA WE MADE IT and we keep shining no matter how much they try to bring us down with the viruses
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CMilli was pissy yesterday saying oh thats where people get their news from – bloggers and blogs
so I told my buddy about a camera app another friend showed that auto fixes stuff and she was like oh that’s why your skin be all nice and I was like I just started using it last month sooooo
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if thats the case then Kenya Moore needs to ask Santee Claus for this app cuz her joint be in pix looking like curds and whey
It’s the same with women with sons!
They sons be the child from the “Omen” but they azz still be talkin bout “he a lil active” and chit like that.
December 1, 2014 at 12:23 pm
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I had to cover my mouth from laughing out loud in the office and meanwhile a mental visual of my son was in my head
ooh you nasty.
I hope one day soon I can sweat mine out that way too.
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Listen.
Dis just how I look everytime she brang it up. Lil heffa. She thank she smart. I know she know. Just tryna be funny. Prolly be laffing at me when they alone
It was worth it.
BURLAP
YES! Perfect idea. I have a french/american country prollem 
Think roosters..splashes of color.. “natural/homemade” feel..so this will work well. My fave “rustic” sign says Eggs for sale.. 
Mamas of multiple bebes will feel me.. 
Yes yes. This. This might get done before our tree. Im excited. 
Yes.
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I’m going to attempt burlap garland for the first time for the kitchen bar.My fireplace will have the garland with the deco mesh wreath, huge ornaments, glittery floral picks, etc. in it. I was thinking of painting lyrics from my and favorite carol on canvas and hanging it over the fireplace. I think a red burlap wreath will pull everything nicely together. It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
BOLLLLLL
Boyyyyyy she sound like a hater on the front line™!!!!
LMAOOO
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Fren I was like :stop: this is all natural juices and berries a nucca ain;t erasing belly fat and cinching waistlines or no ish like that we just lighting dark pictures and changing to black and whites so…get the entire foh
OTB tell them kids “mama gotta have a life too, Jody”
sweating out your press is how they got here. :lolsign:
@THE U (insert Hurricane emote hands lol) I don’t know what Kenya use but I am a firm believer if you don’t look almost like what you post and share you need to gone head on with that bull cause that’s ultimately embarrassing for YOU when folks see you in real life!!
My fireplace will have the garland with the deco mesh wreath
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careful…
OTB
I would’ve bean Offended if he hadn’t bean one LMAO
Nah them muhfukkas HARD work! I have one like that too! They lie to you right on the box! Say its easy! THREE pieces they say! But they forget that the lights the lights get tangled after 11months of storage. Chit moves. Branches need fluffing. WERK. I love that muhfukka, got them spruce limbs, lil bits of “snow” tons of lights (my trees gotta have a chitload of lights), 7feet. Hard work. That prolly wont go up till Next wkk. An entry for the Need a husband files.
:rollseyes:
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Got a husband and uhhhhh I DONT LET OR LIKE FOR HIM TO TOUCH MY CHIT. Dont touch chit, dont talk to me, just getcho monkey azz on some damn where and let me do what I do damn. But I’m not really into togetherness and chit.
careful…
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Little girls and their daddies is something I can’t get in the middle of. Before Daddy Butter cut his nose off to spite his face, I was one of those, “That’s okay. Wait until my daddy finds out” tpe
I hope to have a little girl one day to keep our name going, but when I think about a girl and Honey Dip 
Lil Butter may have to suffice.
It’s the same with women with sons!
They sons be the child from the “Omen” but they azz still be talkin bout “he a lil active” and chit like that.
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But keep quiet on ppl kids. I dont say chit cause the one time somebody came wrong out the mouth bout mine I was like
on that nigga. 
And speaking of…Shoottt if the police warnt the police..
I was on the phone and he was calling but i dont answer no beeps on the house phone. Dont even look at the phone. 9 times outta 8 its for the teens… anyway when he finally reached me he says was calling you and im all “oh sorrs, 
was on the phone *trails off*” so this FEWL say “here i was thinking..you know thats her RAGGEDY ASS CHIRREN on the phone…but nah its yo RAGGEDY ASS ON THE PHONE” …
.
.
.
Umm. Ex-cuse-say Mwah? Whet?
I’ll be that. But dont talk bout my chirren fewl. 
Last straw. #wecantbefrens 
With his ole boogey gay ass doorter. :eyeroll: #petty #dontcomeforus #yourdoorterthinkmydoortercute..
WAIT IT IS 70 DEGREES OUTSIDE???? Lemme get the entire heck outta here and go sit outside before my 2 pm meeting
i will phone post….
Got a husband and uhhhhh I DONT LET OR LIKE FOR HIM TO TOUCH MY CHIT. Dont touch chit, dont talk to me, just getcho monkey azz on some damn where and let me do what I do damn. But I’m not really into togetherness and chit
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nah, I let them hang it then move it when they not looking
<–me peeping round the corner waiting for them to move so I can fix MY TREE.
My fireplace will have the garland with the deco mesh wreath
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careful…
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I pressed my hair out for the thingie Sat and towards the end of the night I felt my roots rising I was like FOK so I still got it down today but I will prolly be wearing a ponytail by end of the week unless I learn how to make a bun
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Well nucca least you made it. :confused: I wash, dc, protein treated EVERYTHING in preps for a roller set for this week?
Chile hair aint never made it back outta my stretching twists. 
#yourdoorterthinkmydoortercute..
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#stuffrealNeffewouldsay…
RAGGEDY ASS CHIRREN on the phone…but nah its yo RAGGEDY ASS ON THE PHONE”
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:stop: PAUSE!
#yourdoorterthinkmydoortercute..
Fugg him and feed em beans!
He wrong!
With his ole boogey gay ass doorter. :eyeroll: #petty #dontcomeforus #yourdoorterthinkmydoortercute..
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Is he still in denial?
If he ask about me Ima like Blah Blah Blah
B DAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was thinking some plaid ribbons would work well too.
I think I might do my “bow” in a diff ribbon, or just a few diff ribbon patterns, on the bottom of each one? I got some special “bow” ornaments that I wanna tie them to. OMGOsh. Its gonna look like Xmas soon. :2dance:
I feel better.
Yall I was so grinchy. 
It’s the same with women with sons!
They sons be the child from the “Omen” but they azz still be talkin bout “he a lil active” and chit like that.
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True true. Touche!
But keep quiet on ppl kids. I dont say chit cause the one time somebody came wrong out the mouth bout mine I was like on that nigga.
And speaking of…Shoottt if the police warnt the police.. I was on the phone and he was calling but i dont answer no beeps on the house phone. Dont even look at the phone. 9 times outta 8 its for the teens… anyway when he finally reached me he says was calling you and im all “oh sorrs, was on the phone *trails off*” so this FEWL say “here i was thinking..you know thats her RAGGEDY ASS CHIRREN on the phone…but nah its yo RAGGEDY ASS ON THE PHONE” …
.
.
.
Umm. Ex-cuse-say Mwah? Whet? I’ll be that. But dont talk bout my chirren fewl. Last straw. #wecantbefrens With his ole boogey gay ass doorter. #petty #dontcomeforus #yourdoorterthinkmydoortercute..
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You can’t tell people chit bout they kids. The mother’s I’ve phucked with have all had some pretty good kids but one.
One chick I phucked with had a boy destined not to be chit!
He was like 5 or 6 talkin bout women’s azzes and chit. She had him with us one time and she went to the restroom and he was like “My momma would be prettier if her teeth weren’t jacked up.”
I was like
I wash, dc, protein treated EVERYTHING in preps for a roller set for this week
I did all that too and my hair was on FLEEK for 2.5 hours but right about now it look like 
hay in midda of the bloggggg
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be telling kids ion care if you did make that ornament, no you still cant hang it.
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My motivation for getting Lil Butter a tree for his own room was so he can put HIS ornaments on there. My petty just wasn’t having it.
her joint be in pix looking like curds and whey
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OMgawd
it look like
hay in midda of the bloggggg
:crying1:
Butter making LilButter put up his own tree, and running up the light bill 
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You can’t tell people chit bout they kids.
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so we discussed our salaries this weekend (cuz we do everything but
) and he trying to tell me I should take my kids’ fathers off of child support.
I had to ask “who sent you”
was it Man? what kind of bogus advice is dis 
dont tell me how much money my kids need to survive
nigga
*steals Butter’s wreef while she at work*
you need to start a blog!
Sandra left us in here for death
Lawd
I had to ask “who sent you”
was it Man?
@USER
“You can’t tell people chit bout they kids.
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so we discussed our salaries this weekend (cuz we do everything but ) and he trying to tell me I should take my kids’ fathers off of child support.
I had to ask “who sent you” was it Man? what kind of bogus advice is dis
dont tell me how much money my kids need to survive
nigga”
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He should know what’s in his future messing with you.
“My momma would be prettier if her teeth weren’t jacked up.”
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User, is he saying that he will provide for them?
Like if yall get married, will he adopt them? Does he want all yall to have the same last name?
WATT else he say?
User, is he saying that he will provide for them?
Like if yall get married, will he adopt them? Does he want all yall to have the same last name?
WATT else he say?
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“My momma would be prettier if her teeth weren’t jacked up.”
I was like
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Least he kept it 100
I’m so bored I’m actually looking at the photos in this post
This post keep disapperaing..?
“My momma would be prettier if her teeth weren’t jacked up.”
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He wasn’t lyin tho! I couldn’t notice nothing but that her teeth was all folded up like laundry after that!
He should know what’s in his future messing with you.
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aint nobody reproducing over dis way. his money stretched too tight.
but we havent had sex yet. we just talk a lot
I wish Sandra woulda told the interns to put up a new post fore she jetted off! this slow-load aint in-sink with my 70% minimize
Hey @Man! 
@USER
“He should know what’s in his future messing with you.
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we beeeeen discussed that. he got 5 kids.
aint nobody reproducing over dis way. his money stretched too tight.
but we havent had sex yet. we just talk a lot
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OH… that ninja hate you.
B DAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was thinking some plaid ribbons would work well too.
Yall I was so grinchy. 
I 
to play with patterns and such. I can’t wait to see what you put together 
I think I might do my “bow” in a diff ribbon, or just a few diff ribbon patterns, on the bottom of each one? I got some special “bow” ornaments that I wanna tie them to. OMGOsh. Its gonna look like Xmas soon. :2dance:
I feel better.
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I left all of my wreaths at Honey Dip’s place, so he’s been stunning like he has good taste. He said the lady across the hall knocked on his door and said he couldn’t find the wreath he had on the door anywhere. He told her that I will make one and ship it to her
That should cover Lil Butter’s 3DS.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
User, is he saying that he will provide for them?
Like if yall get married, will he adopt them? Does he want all yall to have the same last name?
WATT else he say?
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I told him that it wouldnt make a difference if one parent is a millionaire the other parent should provide too. that was the end of that convo.
@DTS
“AND you out with her and her kid and didn’t know what that mouth looked like! Oh my goodness ”
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Naw… I knew her teeth weren’t perfect. But after he said that.. I stayed staring at that traffic wreck of teeth in her mouth.
Ojay I’m back and wanna tell my story.. But I know As soon as I type it all out Auntie gon throw a new post up
OH… that ninja hate you.
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you sent him my way, didnt you?
this is me. be telling kids ion care if you did make that ornament, no you still cant hang it.
nah, I let them hang it then move it when they not looking <–me peeping round the corner waiting for them to move so I can fix MY TREE.
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WEAK DOLPHIN LAFFING :crying1: :crying1: +1
I DON’T BELIEVE THIS (*&$ …A DAMNED FIRE DRILL AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!
@USER
“OH… that ninja hate you.
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you sent him my way, didnt you?
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Naw…
You ain’t suckin his dyck or nothing. Man, that nigga wouldn’t even be cool with me after I sent him at you to waste his time like that.
Is he still in denial?
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We still in this post
Sandra threw it up early and was like 
FDB 
What I miss? 
You ain’t suckin his dyck or nothing. Man, that nigga wouldn’t even be cool with me after I sent him at you to waste his time like that
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his idea, not mine.
I think he got me on some 90 day probationary period. spent all dam weekend too
but we havent had sex yet. we just talk a lot
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you need to start a blog!
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It’s been weighing on my heart heavy as of late, Esmerelda. I’m at piece when I’m creating. I just need to clear my mind and put a plan together.
Looks like Jill Scott got Hazel for a publicist.
shuddup V
but nah, no sexy time.
“My momma would be prettier if her teeth weren’t jacked up.”
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This lady keeps drilling me on where we should eat for the Holiday luncheon … hell I don’t care where we eat
I told her Maggianos or McCormmicks … hell it don’t matter to me… I’m not setting this shyt up and barely wanna go 
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:crying1: Goodness! My chest hurts from trying not to laugh aloud.
“here i was thinking..you know thats her RAGGEDY ASS CHIRREN on the phone…but nah its yo RAGGEDY ASS ON THE PHONE” …
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@V DOT
““My momma would be prettier if her teeth weren’t jacked up.”
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Did Jagged Edge get their name from her teeth? So you like ‘em fat with teeth that look like they’ve been chewing on rocks?
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:stop:
I don’t like a god dayum thing fat!
This chick was thin, bright with shoulder length hair. She wore glasses. She was pretty. But them teeth tho.
It was prolly minor in hindsight but I couldn’t get over it!
Oh, and then I took her to eat one night and she ordered a “plate to go and a plate for her son for the next day.”
I KID YOU NOT!
he got 5 kids.
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Oh. He probably got some good d!ck too
*goes to change gravi*
Oh, and then I took her to eat one night and she ordered a “plate to go and a plate for her son for the next day.”
I KID YOU NOT!
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:crying1:
you lucky she only had one kid
Come Through Nancy Drew
says:
I DON’T BELIEVE THIS (*&$ …A DAMNED FIRE DRILL AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and then I took her to eat one night and she ordered a “plate to go and a plate for her son for the next day.”
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I mean if you gon play Step Daddy, then PLAY step daddy
This chick was thin, bright with shoulder length hair. <– I am not surprised by this description
Oh. He probably got some good d!ck too
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Well User, at least yall can be some good friends
This chick was thin, bright with shoulder length hair. <– I am not surprised by this description
With apossum mouth
@V DOT
He got 5 kids = good dyck.
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck. But if he sittin on your couch, driving your car, got mutliple felonies and chit, he got a big dyck.
Women aint’ chit.
Toya is so pretty to me. Reginae got too much cleavage showing smh oh look dhea is theres…must not have been c milis scheduled day with the D. Poor thang
I don’t get how some of our generation is so legally bline. They don’t get the no spending and protesting. The Montgomery Boycott was 381 days. #myrant
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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How you on fake disability, not working cause you got tired and retired early, always be going somewhere with no ends, stay scheming, wrecked your
been sitting on a payout for 4 stacks for almost a year but never managed to get another 
meanwhile had your hand out and yet you manage to come up here again and have your :lame: son (not my spouse) take you to a dealer to get a brand new Toyota talking about your house be paid off soon and you and your sis can split the payment and your son steady telling his PIST wife the details? 
That was one sentence
lovezoe says:
I don’t get how some of our generation is so legally bline. They don’t get the no spending and protesting. The Montgomery Boycott was 381 days. #myrant
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Folks have to die, like alot of them, before people wake up. Sad.
With apossum mouth
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I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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I have never met this mythical creature.
wayment, Man, you got good credit too?
I don’t get how some of our generation is so legally bline. They don’t get the no spending and protesting. The Montgomery Boycott was 381 days. #myrant
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We are >>>>>>here<<<<<< Thank God for the courageous souls back then. It would take a lot of teeth pulling to do something like that today.
YOUFAT
You wrong friend! Get outta here
Buttercup says:
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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LMAO
some small dyck ninjas don’t even have that …. but walk around like they hung chile…… 
Here’s a thought …. call that ninja little man …. it will put everything in perspective for him 
not working cause you got tired and retired early, always be going somewhere with no ends,
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But if he sittin on your couch, driving your car, got mutliple felonies and chit, he got a big dyck.
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Not all dudes with hammers know how to hit the nail on the head. Just throwing that out there
@V DOT
He got 5 kids = good dyck.
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I’m just saying. They didn’t wanna come up off that d!ck without a baby
Take Take – who is that run on talmabout?
And I don’t see a vid of Taken3 turning up 
lovezoe says:
I don’t get how some of our generation is so legally bline. They don’t get the no spending and protesting. The Montgomery Boycott was 381 days. #myrant
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I blame the parents
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@V DOT
He got 5 kids = good dyck.
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck. But if he sittin on your couch, driving your car, got mutliple felonies and chit, he got a big dyck.
Women aint’ chit.
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I logged in for this one!
But ummm…TRUTHPASTE
Some of the most bummiest dudes be getting catered too cuz that dyck is fiiiyah! Women be like girl..he just down on his luck…shyt he only been unemployed what like 4…5 years…he’ll bounce back…
Buttercup says:
But if he sittin on your couch, driving your car, got mutliple felonies and chit, he got a big dyck.
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Not all dudes with hammers know how to hit the nail on the head. Just throwing that out there
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Truth
421
421
423 :crying1:
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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This is false tho
I have never met this mythical creature.
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They exist…with 7.5 inches which is just right for me
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I blame the parents
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80s = crack epidemic = the “me” generation
also the generation with a significant number of absentee fathers
Speaking Of…… BIG DUCKS
WATT say yall 
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
jeniefrumdabloc says:
Buttercup says:
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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LMAO
some small dyck ninjas don’t even have that …. but walk around like they hung chile…… 
Here’s a thought …. call that ninja little man …. it will put everything in perspective for him 
yeah he sexy to me..
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Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now but the stroke is mean…that and he is a teacher and has a side hustle owning rental property…
erases last comment and decides to keep it superficial moving forward
thanks for the advice
AND I’ll go a step further to blame their parents.
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
some small dyck ninjas don’t even have that …. but walk around like they hung chile…… 
Here’s a thought …. call that ninja little man …. it will put everything in perspective for him 
yeah he sexy to me..
Buttercup says:
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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LMAO
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Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now but the stroke is mean…that and he is a teacher and has a side hustle owning rental property…
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Sound like he hitting them corners just right
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
WATT say yall 
I’m not sure exactly what causes a uterus to prolapse, but I think rearranging furniture is a contributing factor.
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He needs a fleshlight, because that would not come near my hello kitty
Whatchall up in heah talmbout besides big man/lil man issues?
User Friendly says:
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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I have never met this mythical creature.
wayment, Man, you got good credit too?
Like 800 perfect and shyt… 
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A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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Even the Magnum XL? Larger than the regular golden boy.
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
Taken- what’s the matter boo?
:2dance: <–us
@Butta,
Some women like that kinda stuff. That’s why they stuff be looking like it’s been rode hard and put up wet.
Unshakable says:
Whatchall up in heah talmbout besides big man/lil man issues?
Dyck Talk is the discussion feel free to chime in 
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It just bent that corner when I walked in…
VDot says:
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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Even the Magnum XL? Larger than the regular golden boy.
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
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DTTs I heard that Magnums come in Xtra Large too. if he bigger than that then he needs to be in a Mexican donkey show
VDot says:
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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Even the Magnum XL? Larger than the regular golden boy.
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
The image…
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A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now
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You mean he is “only” larger than normal!
WOMEN ARE A TRIP!
dont google “donkey show in mexico” at work
you been warnt
User Friendly says:
I blame the parents
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80s = crack epidemic = the “me” generation
also the generation with a significant number of absentee fathers
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My parents had me in their 30’s mid 30’s I think …. majority of my friends grew up with both parents at least until they graduated… but yeah you may have a point…. A lot of parents do not tell their children the stories of the constant struggles blacks had to deal with
my parents grew up in Alabama so we heard it constantly …. and I do mean constantly …. and still hear the stories….People just don’t talk to there kids about slavery or the civil rights era …. a lot of people think talking about it keeps up enslaved <<< which I think is dumb as hell…..
She said TRUTHPASTE And this one time that wasn’t about Luvie
it was about a movie I saw 
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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Even the Magnum XL? Larger than the regular golden boy.
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
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Do yall know “Magnum’s” were orginally created to capture the semen of donkeys??? Why would you be proud to use that?
User Friendly says:
dont google “donkey show in mexico” at work
you been warnt
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I want…. Bad had me google some mess the other day …. and it damn near scarred me
Some women like that kinda stuff. That’s why they stuff be looking like it’s been rode hard and put up wet.
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it’s only one dude I would risk that for, and I messed things up with him yeeeeeeears ago.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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Even the Magnum XL? Larger than the regular golden boy.
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
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Do yall know “Magnum’s” were orginally created to capture the semen of donkeys??? Why would you be proud to use that?
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Little guys always using magnums too ….
I guess it’s an ego thing 
User Friendly says:
I think they cover Man’s peen, balls and thigh
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DTTs I heard that Magnums come in Xtra Large too. if he bigger than that then he needs to be in a Mexican donkey show
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Ive seen ONE..that it only went 3/4 of the way up and was tight as hell… Sometimes I miss my tecky…
So dude is doing a college program and I wrote an essay for him. I sent him a email (cuz he blocked everywhere else) saying I sent it. He wants to go in about why am I a liar? What did I lie about? You won’t say cuz yew wrong
Next day, Friday night. Foolishly, I emailed him back I’m not wrong, I’m not sorry, you a dayum lie. We are gonna repeat history for the umpteenth time and I through. You are about to ruin your life. There’s no hope for you to be a better person. Bye. Leave me alone
He emails back cussin, talking crazy then added in and don’t you owe me money still.
I simply say, I’ll mail you a certified check (which I had intended on doing anyway.
The next morning I get up and it is 4 emails. Now I first thought he had sent them the night before drunk
He tells me I have to bring him his money in cash right away. And how dare I say I would help him with his school stuff then leave him to do it himself :eyeroll:. Then he says fcuk school, fcuk life, fcuk the money I’m not gonna be around long enough to enjoy it anyway
Last email “This will be a holiday you never forget”
Of course I am worried because honestly that’s why I had never told him about himself before. Part of the problem, I enabled him. Then I notice emails were sent Sat a.m. so he should be sober. I have my cousin :cellphone: and he pick up so we hang up.
I got hot. I called his best fren, deddy, and bro tell them to meet me at the house. You not about to use that threat to manipulate me. If you say it you better be dead. He live across from the Fire Dept. I straight had AWL them boys at his door
“Mista mista is yew dead?” He was so embarrassed. His deddy like Why son?
Why would you say that son? HE LOVES HIS DAD TO DEATH. Paramedics like legally we can take him in since you have it on paper. I looked at him, said do you need to go in? He 
no 
Everybody leave he wanna get to :argue:. I’m don’t ever try me with some Imma finna die chit.
Then this negro tried to use every tactic in the book:
“You know I need your help”
YES HE LITERALLY SAID THIS TO ME. Fool try it then 
what concern is it of mine if yew get high
Boys II Men
boy stawp.
“Gimme my cash right nah”
“You ruined my relationship with ol girl” (The one who called my phone asking about us)
“Yew ugly”
“Why yew ain’t marry ol boy”
“I don’t have to lie to you”
“She just a FWB, that’s why she doesn’t know about you” But the gal round here leaving her pannies and foot massager and chit. You standing here lying to my face again.
“Well I’m going to a party tonight and I’m going to try
“I never thought we’d end like this”
“I actually recently thought we might have a chance to get murried” This I died a thousands times. I
“Come to dinner with me one last time”
“Can we go out of town together one last time”
Then byke to
It was a mess.
Do yall know “Magnum’s” were orginally created to capture the semen of donkeys??? Why would you be proud to use that?
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I think some ppl use them so they arent so tight, not because they actually need a condom that big.
….but what do i know?
SummerBaby says:
A friend of mine was asking what protection the larger fellas use because they been busting the magnums
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She is going to have a soup bowl
and you don’t tell friends that 
folks better keep their business to themselves…. chicks are a mess 
bytch better use google to find that out
@Wut,
Those conversations and visuals be havin me like –>
@Jenie,
You right about that. My parents made sure i even colored my people brown in my pics. The peach crayola looked brand new at the end of the year, but the brown, dark brown, sepia, and sienna were no longer available in my box of crayolas. My spryte teachers said I was very aware of my race.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now
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You mean he is “only” larger than normal!
WOMEN ARE A TRIP!
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That is low end average. any thing else that ninja is Asian…
I want…. Bad had me google some mess the other day …. and it damn near scarred me
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Old girl with that horse cl!t? Had me mad as hell looking at that screen. I accidentally
on purposeclicked on a link, and a chick was straight riding that clid!ck like the mini paynus it was@MISSY J
That nigga sound like he will be the lead story on the news one night.
it’s only one dude I would risk that for, and I messed things up with him yeeeeeeears ago.
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Little guys always using magnums too ….
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Sh!t be baggy
I think they the ones who get chicks pregnant using rubbers. 
VDot says:
I want…. Bad had me google some mess the other day …. and it damn near scarred me
chile that had me like 
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Old girl with that horse cl!t? Had me mad as hell looking at that screen. I accidentally on purpose clicked on a link, and a chick was straight riding that clid!ck like the mini paynus it wa
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riding it chile
@MISSY J
That nigga sound like he will be the lead story on the news one night.
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That is low end average. any thing else that ninja is Asian…
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or injun (red dot, not feather)
oh wait, they are considered asian too. east asian.
@WUT
“Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now
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You mean he is “only” larger than normal!
WOMEN ARE A TRIP!
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That is low end average. any thing else that ninja is Asian…”
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Actually 5 is HIGH end average! Yall don’t know how long one inch actually is! Hold up your ruler at work and really look and think how long 5 inches is!
When you finger yourself, your fingers are prolly under 4 inches!
I know you AT LEAST got that ninja’s badge number?
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LMAOOOOOO #umlate
Im cool on the fool, frfr. I was tryna talk to him anyway and he just sped up my Nignore on him. 
So arrogant. So 
something I aint looking for. 
Missy-You need to free yourself of him.
I want…. Bad had me google some mess the other day …. and it damn near scarred me
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Old girl with that horse cl!t? Had me mad as hell looking at that screen. I accidentally on purpose clicked on a link, and a chick was straight riding that clid!ck like the mini paynus it wa
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I’ve seen that!
I was like
:jack:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON?
says:
jeniefrumdabloc says:
some small dyck ninjas don’t even have that …. but walk around like they hung chile…… 
Here’s a thought …. call that ninja little man …. it will put everything in perspective for him 
yeah he sexy to me..
Buttercup says:
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck.
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LMAO
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Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now but the stroke is mean…that and he is a teacher and has a side hustle owning rental property…
____________
Sound like he hitting them corners just right
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GIIIIRRRLLL… I am turnt…TURNT!!!! I thought my boyfriend in I broke up with(ole big dyck azz)in Feb. was the shyt…NAAAHHH.. this dude have me like oceans wet…
@MISSY J
That nigga sound like he will be the lead story on the news one night.
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He just might be
but it is truly none of my nevamine ntmore
@Jenie,
Chicks nowadays have no discretion whatsoever. They will tell any and everything. It’s like…..keep a little mystery to what you do, mkay? My mentor always taught me this:
Tgere are three things you don’t tell anyone, speshally a chick:
1 The status of your relationship
2 How much money your man makes
3 How good he is in between the sheets
Tuh
Cues the appeal, followed by the benediction
Next day, Friday night. Foolishly, I emailed him back
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This borin’.
Where is Sandra Ro-ttiserie?
When you finger yourself, your fingers are prolly under 4 inches!
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is this yo final answer cuz bruh
VDot says:
& I was traumatized :crying1:
I want…. Bad had me google some mess the other day …. and it damn near scarred me
______________
Old girl with that horse cl!t? Had me mad as hell looking at that screen. I accidentally on purpose clicked on a link, and a chick was straight riding that clid!ck like the mini paynus it was
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I was lurking that day & my nosey azz googled it
I saw this thing on IG saying if a nigga got a career, good credit, no kids, a car and a house, he got a small dyck. But if he sittin on your couch, driving your car, got mutliple felonies and chit, he got a big dyck.
Women aint’ chit.
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOO
Leave the nigga right where he’s at. Does he mental issues?
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He has spoiled brat syndrome
Tgere are three things you don’t tell anyone, speshally a chick:
1 The status of your relationship
2 How much money your man makes
3 How good he is in between the sheets
_______________________
just tell us on the blog where its safe.
I’ve seen that!
I was like
:jack:
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EMMYGAWD
Jenny she love it
I just laugh, she knows that I’d never try to bed her man
@USER
“When you finger yourself, your fingers are prolly under 4 inches!
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so yo dyck only one aynch bigger than my finger?
is this yo final answer cuz bruh
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Not MY dyck, MOST dycks on the planet!
That’s because that is all that is needed!
It’s science!
Little guys always using magnums too ….
I guess it’s an ego thing 
for me. Wear your proper size, or it will it will end up slipping off and totally defeating the purpose.
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That’s a big
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Im dealing with a dude with only bout 5-6 right now
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You mean he is “only” larger than normal!
WOMEN ARE A TRIP!
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That is low end average. any thing else that ninja is Asian…”
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Actually 5 is HIGH end average! Yall don’t know how long one inch actually is! Hold up your ruler at work and really look and think how long 5 inches is!
When you finger yourself, your fingers are prolly under 4 inches!
Ive been shawted… 
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I just held up the ruler…and I laughed again.. My guy ONLY a 5-6…
The Montgomery Boycott was 381 days. #myrant
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And if I hear one more…”person” condemning the loss of property
Mayne listen. America was built thru death and destruction. But when Black folks try it..its deplorable. :confused: I swear. We help them hinder us.
Fukk them stores yo. Sorry sister your vintage shop seemed lovely I prolly wouldve kept you in bizness unfortunately the bigger picture 
Not MY dyck, MOST dycks on the planet!
That’s because that is all that is needed!
It’s science!
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*looks at my fanga*
nah, homie. no it aint.
somebody done lied to you. you been hoodwinked, bamboozled, led astray……
Boys II Men
Not MY dyck, MOST dycks on the planet!
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Where’s my pic?
lovezoe says:
Missy-You need to free yourself of him.
AND I don’t want to hear no other story like that!
LOL
@WUT
“Actually 5 is HIGH end average! Yall don’t know how long one inch actually is! Hold up your ruler at work and really look and think how long 5 inches is!
When you finger yourself, your fingers are prolly under 4 inches!
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I just held up the ruler…and I laughed again.. My guy ONLY a 5-6… Ive been shawted…
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If he a 5 or definitely a 6, YOU HAVEN’T BEEN SHORTED!!!!
You have been paid in full!
Your cup runneth over!
Women always want some extra unnecessary chit.
This is false tho
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I’m praying so cause my morning jolt will fukk around and get me eloped!
@V DOT
“Not MY dyck, MOST dycks on the planet!
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Where’s my pic?
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I didn’t forget! Change of plans. My PS3 broke unexpectedly, so I got the PS4 this weekend.
Now I gotta see when I’m going to get a new phone.
@User,
That’s just a tange different, because for the most paht, us roses ain’t meetin up anywhere except on the blog. My point is, just don’t make it a point to talk too much. Everything ain’t fah everybody to know. Now this blog atmosphere has a wider degree of latitude.
OAN – Saw the Chi Lites unsung…..man, those outfits and fros! Yes for the 70s cats!
@OTB
“The Montgomery Boycott was 381 days. #myrant
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And if I hear one more…”person” condemning the loss of property
Mayne listen. America was built thru death and destruction. But when Black folks try it..its deplorable. I swear. We help them hinder us. Fukk them stores yo. Sorry sister your vintage shop seemed lovely I prolly wouldve kept you in bizness unfortunately the bigger picture
________________
BRUH!
We fall for this “distraction” bullchit err’time! ERR’TIME!
it’s only one dude I would risk that for, and I messed things up with him yeeeeeeears ago.
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Each one teach one. How do you lose em? More importantly how do I keep him?
No frfr..
And if I hear one more…”person” condemning the loss of property
Mayne listen. America was built thru death and destruction. But when Black folks try it..its deplorable. :confused: I swear. We help them hinder us.
Fukk them stores yo. Sorry sister your vintage shop seemed lovely I prolly wouldve kept you in bizness unfortunately the bigger picture 
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We can’t be violent when this country was built on just that. They took this country through violence, but this country through enslavement, fighting unnecessary wars for profit. I told hubby if they let Tamur Rice killer off, I will be there protesting.
@Zoe @DTTS
I was thinking I could got to AA like Huck and tell them I’m addicted to Whiskey “his azz”
Unshakable says:
@Jenie,
Chicks nowadays have no discretion whatsoever. They will tell any and everything. It’s like…..keep a little mystery to what you do, mkay? My mentor always taught me this:
Tgere are three things you don’t tell anyone, speshally a chick:
______________
They know like I know they better keep their mouths shut….. Broads will be trying to test that out….
I had to learn the hard way with…. I’m not telling a bytch shyt bout how good a ninja hitting it 
Missy, ole dude gave me anxiety and I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH HIM. I can’t do drama. From significant others, friends, family
I love too hard and internalize things too much for that. I need to keep my youthful looks about me 
That fool said hold up a ruler
chile bye !!!
I’m praying so cause my morning jolt will fukk around and get me eloped!
___________________
Cup Runneth over forreal
Did yall see the Bayou Classic????
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS U!
**phuck GSU!**
Had so much fun at the game! I’m sure Sandra goin do a post about Tiny being at the game. They had a party the night before I went to.
Chile why Devante running round with that pigtail to the side
somebody had a meme of that fool on the just for me perm box 
Today. 1pm, EST. People are walking out of work and school to take a stand for justice nationwide. Be heard. ?#?HandsUpWalkOut?
what time is it where yall at? Im just hearing about this. yall doing it?
its 2pm where Im at.
Today. 1pm, EST. People are walking out of work and school to take a stand for justice nationwide. Be heard. ?#?HandsUpWalkOut?
what time is it where yall at? Im just hearing about this. yall doing it? its 2pm where Im at.
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…I do need to take my dog to the vet…
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Jenny she love it
I just laugh, she knows that I’d never try to bed her man
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You is a good friend
Good friends are rare …..
Today. 1pm, EST. People are walking out of work and school to take a stand for justice nationwide. Be heard. ?#?HandsUpWalkOut?
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Um it is 2 pm Eastern Time right nah
We gon protest on CPT
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@WUT
“Actually 5 is HIGH end average! Yall don’t know how long one inch actually is! Hold up your ruler at work and really look and think how long 5 inches is!
When you finger yourself, your fingers are prolly under 4 inches!
————–
I just held up the ruler…and I laughed again.. My guy ONLY a 5-6… Ive been shawted…
______________
If he a 5 or definitely a 6, YOU HAVEN’T BEEN SHORTED!!!!
You have been paid in full!
Your cup runneth over!
Women always want some extra unnecessary chit.
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I gave him his props! Dang Man.. I said he knows what to do with that lil swang he working… Dudes just can’t take a compliment…
@JENIE
I stand by that! Look at 5 inches on that ruler! That’s pretty long to be inside of you! That’s why that is the average in every study ever done. It’s a bit larger than the female finger but not too much larger.
WOMEN DON’T WANT IT THAT MUCH LARGER!
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We were cool and would have tons of fun just hanging out. We shared only one night of passion and it was amazing. We lost touch for a few months when I was pregnant, but picked up again halfway through my pregnancy. He tried to see me a few days after I had Lil Butter. He asked if he could come by, but I never responded (I blame it on the postpartum hormones) and started to date Honey Dip a few months after that. He got married a month ago :crying1: I just wanted to sit on it one last time. He looks happy, but I know his bride and giving it to him right
Missy, ole dude gave me anxiety and I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH HIM. I can’t do drama.
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Chile me either. My problem is instead of cutting the person off, I just shoulder the responsibility to keep the peace.
He likes that drama chit but I never fight byke. I think his azz really got off on my screamin and cussin him out.
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when I was pregnant, but picked up again halfway through my pregnancy.
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:fistbump: That preggo wet had you feening for a nucca
And if I hear one more…”person” condemning the loss of property
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Cause they have cotton mouth when fans get to burning things down when their team won The World Series and such.
We lost touch for a few months when I was pregnant, but picked up again halfway through my pregnancy.
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BabyButter’s daddy didnt stand a chance. everybody was there bussep his ass
sometimes it be’s that way
Roses,
Ok, so I need another computer, and I am curious about Macbooks. Do any of you have any ideas, or things to be mindful of, besides all those upsales that you really don’t need? I want a computer that can last for about 3 years, holds a charge, and I can download pocs, music, and use it as my go to holy grail computer. By computer, I mean laptop. TIA
Look at 5 inches on that ruler!
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Don’t even need a ruler. Just fold a piece of paper in half horizontally/landscape wise. That’s 4.25 inches. And super short.
Don’t let no man tell you differently 
Shake- they don’t upsale at the Apple Store. Tell them what you want exactly, you will be outta there in 15 minutes tops.
@Jenie,
That’s alright babe…..you just keep living and having birthdays. We all have to make our bed hard sometimes. I bet you are stronger and wiser for having said experience.It was his loss to hurt a beautiful woman like you.
That preggo wet had you feening for a nucca
We would just text/talk all day. He admitted that he was disappointed that I wasn’t having a baby for him. I think that’s why I didn’t want to face him once I had Lil Butter.
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Jenny
EYE see why she just lurves you *snickers*
Who’s in charge? the fugg-get it together! Sheesh
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Don’t even need a ruler. Just fold a piece of paper in half
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What, we missed the walk out?
(@ZoeLove,
Thanks babe. Do you have one? I want the 15 inch mbp. How are they when compared to other computers?
Roses,
Do we need to put out an APB or BOLO for Auntie Sandrita Mae? Is she spearheading boycotts and that’s why she hasn’t put up a new post?
BabyButter’s daddy didnt stand a chance. everybody was there bussep his ass
I’m not going to lie. I had a fire lineup of some real standup dudes. One dude still 
me anytime he sees me or I put a new picture of Lil Butter up on FB.
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I have an older one. 13inxh. Time to upgrade though. I love it. Never big issue. Get the extended care. I don’t even like using regular computers anymore.
Missy, ole dude gave me anxiety and I’M NOT THE ONE WHO HAS TO DEAL WITH HIM. I can’t do drama. From significant others, friends, family I love too hard and internalize things too much for that. I need to keep my youthful looks about me
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Tryna tell ya.
They would need a van for both us. He got me all needing a chill pill over here.
Unshakable says:
Roses,
Do we need to put out an APB or BOLO for Auntie Sandrita Mae? Is she spearheading boycotts and that’s why she hasn’t put up a new post?
WAIT WHAT I WAS POSSED TO WALK OUT?!?!?!
Im leaving at three that count?!?! WTF! Just like Black. I love being Black.
LATE. 
OH EYE SEE the stupic trick that was talking mess about the first children has resigned. Good. Ole dumb hoe
Ok, so I need another computer, and I am curious about Macbooks. Do any of you have any ideas, or things to be mindful of, besides all those upsales that you really don’t need? I want a computer that can last for about 3 years, holds a charge, and I can download pocs, music, and use it as my go to holy grail computer. By computer, I mean laptop. TIA
it. I wish I could’ve gotten a Macbook for my work laptop, but my tasks requires me to have a PC. Honey Dip bought it, so he updated the storage by 2TB (I think) and had the core processors upgraded. Let me see if I can find it. Whatever you decide to get, Apple Care is a must!
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We just got an iMac and I
I don’t even like using regular computers anymore.
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I buy everything thru the upromise site ever since I was pregnant with my son. account on swole
He looks happy, but I know his bride and giving it to him right
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VIRGO TALES and RATIONALIZATIONS
I just saw on cnn it was for 12 cst/1est
I’m still at my desk
We need a doover
AND the popo want the nfl to apologize.
FOH
Yall did it. FOH
@ZoeLove,
Can you upload MicroSoft Word onto a mbp or something similar?
How long has your computer lasted, if I may pry?
@DTTS,
You might be right. i thought that pump it up dries fairly quickly and that marcel irons can lay hair in no time?
HEY Y’ALL the regular emojis is back
No more Jameis emojis
I think his azz really got off on my screamin and cussin him out.
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MMM. This is how somebody can “get me” in a fight. Dont argue with me? Boy that gives me the
My BD was so good at it. Would leave during a fight? Oh man. Cannot stand that. #dramaQueen #alwaysright #evenwrong
Dont feed the monster Missy. 
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
OH EYE SEE the stupic trick that was talking mess about the first children has resigned. Good. Ole dumb hoe
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at the turkey pardon? I knew they would say sum. girls lookded cute too with they little outfits
they so pretty 
Cause they have cotton mouth when fans get to burning things down when their team won The World Series and such
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*mind blown hands*
I sent my kids to school ARMED with facts about America and how it came to be. 
We had a militant ass wknd when they noticed no holiday shopping being done.. 
My bonus Son was like “we aint getting no xmas yall 
if she dont leave out Friday… 
we aint getting nothing. 
”
I was w e a k in the room laughing.
Unshakable,
She probably ask them to let it double-set, or resit under the dryer, or something along them lines
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AND WATT does a perfect person have to do with #539. It’s OuTRAgeoUS <—typing like she who is not at work
@User,
This White lady posted, “Where was this lady’s concern when the Bush girls were wildin out?” The comment got over 800 likes.
Unshakable says:
@Jenie,
That’s alright babe…..you just keep living and having birthdays. We all have to make our bed hard sometimes. I bet you are stronger and wiser for having said experience.It was his loss to hurt a beautiful woman like you.
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why that ambiguous raced girl up there got that brown patch on her 4head? she got the vitiligo? I see it everytime I refresh.
did she used to be black in a former life?
Shake- I actuakly had word on my computer. But you can transfer/convert/all that good stuff. I’ve had it 4.5 years. It’s needs a new battery and it loads slow. I’m sure if I got that fixed, it would keep on ticking.
I sent my kids to school ARMED with facts about America and how it came to be.
:fistbump:
@DTTS,
Ok….that makes more sense. Kinda like twice baked potatoes
Auntie said she gone be lookin exscra fresh!
WE STILL IN HERE?
VIRGO TALES and RATIONALIZATIONS
You know us SEW well.
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I need to get out of here early :shake: I need to pick up some steaks
ambiguous raced girl
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Nerp.
She white. Ion care. Must be the pic. Cause Reginae funny colored too. Roundst the mouth.
Did yall see the Bayou Classic????
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS U!
**phuck GSU!**
Had so much fun at the game! I’m sure Sandra goin do a post about Tiny being at the game. They had a party the night before I went to.
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@Man I forgot all about that. Yall got weed trucks in NO she posted a pic of one she just so happened upon.
Oh mah goodness! (Shanaynay voice) I knew me checking back everyday like a lunatic would pay off. My job has unblocked the site! Woohooo!!!
Kinda like twice baked potatoes
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BOLLLLLLL
You said San getting twice baked. 
LMAOOO. Hilarious.
Unshakable says:
@Jenie,
That’s alright babe…..you just keep living and having birthdays. We all have to make our bed hard sometimes. I bet you are stronger and wiser for having said experience.It was his loss to hurt a beautiful woman like you.
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Awww you is so sweet… but thank God I been over that loser
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You would still ride that dyck though wouldn’t you?
I wish OTB hadnt made me scroll up and see how Toya got that baby posing like a seahorse already
*jacked
The football players’ action sparked widespread reaction across social media. Some drew parallels between what the Rams players did and the black power salute by two black Olympians from the United States at the 1968 Summer Olympics in Mexico City.
The photo is up on cnn. Good comments, well not comments, tweets
Twas not our jobs yall..
I MEAN IT DEF WARNT THIS BLOG SO GIVE IT A REST but it warnt your job folks.. 
Any basic level browser security was blocking cause *cough* something was in here *cough* but we drug it in here. Def warnt the blog. Nerp.
@SOUTHERNGIRL
“Did yall see the Bayou Classic????
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS U!
**phuck GSU!**
Had so much fun at the game! I’m sure Sandra goin do a post about Tiny being at the game. They had a party the night before I went to.
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@Man I forgot all about that. Yall got weed trucks in NO she posted a pic of one she just so happened upon.
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Man, N.O. got everything! Especially for Bayou Classic and Essence.
@ZoeLove,
See…..that’s what I’m talmbout. Now that is an investment. I had been wanting one for the longest…..i will scrounge up my money and make it do what it do. Are you going to buy some more ram for yours?
so update on Blanche 5…they are thinking pneumoni and what’s bad is she isnt sad BC she’s sick she’s sad because she is missing school :(. Having a chronically ill child is so stressful. She is fully aware of her disease but doesn’t quite understand the effects or limitations yet
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Poor baby!
I wish OTB hadnt made me scroll up and see how Toya got that baby posing like a seahorse already
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She a bit mean like Riley. Im bout to not like her.
Black Friday sales were down 11% after retailers predicted a 4% increase from last year.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
my boss wants me to change the sentence back to tens of millions. shyt dont eem sound right
it should say several million. tens of millions sounds like that stupid ass celebrity milkshake store but whatever. imma change it but i aint gonna like it
i hate having to treat her like she’s not normal
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*mind blown hands*
I sent my kids to school ARMED with facts about America and how it came to be. 
We had a militant ass wknd when they noticed no holiday shopping being done.. 
My bonus Son was like “we aint getting no xmas yall 
if she dont leave out Friday… 
we aint getting nothing. 
”
That poor baby think you are a real, live Grinch. Lil Butter is still at the age where he doesn’t “get” why we have different colored skin or all the responsibilities that go along with it. He’ll talk your head smooth off about MLK, Malcom X, Rosa Parks, Medgar Evers, even John Henry 
I still have to use kid gloves for a lot of stuff. I can’t wait until we can get into those such as Assata Shakur. It is going to be glorious!
I was w e a k in the room laughing.
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Blanche
for complete healing
@Blanche,
She is in my prayers babe. Stay strong for her.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather,
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What weather.. In my city it did snow but that chit was gone and 60 degree by the a.m.
She a bit mean like Riley. Im bout to not like her.
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dont feel bad. ion like Lisa Simpson and she’s not even a real person.
Bayou Classic
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Wish I couldve been there. It has been a splendid time in Southern Culture these past two weeks. Football classics, food, music. The football this wknd was magnifico.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Unshakable says:
@Jenie,
That’s alright babe…..you just keep living and having birthdays. We all have to make our bed hard sometimes. I bet you are stronger and wiser for having said experience.It was his loss to hurt a beautiful woman like you.
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Awww you is so sweet… but thank God I been over that loser
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You would still ride that dyck though wouldn’t you
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Hell no
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Black Friday sales were down 11% after retailers predicted a 4% increase from last year.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
PLUS the fact that our economy is getting better, which means less people shop soon after turkey day
Some drew parallels between what the Rams players did and the black power salute by two black Olympians from the United States at the 1968 Summer Olympics in Mexico City.
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This was my first thought.
dont feel bad. ion like Lisa Simpson and she’s not even a real person.
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User Friendly says:
She a bit mean like Riley. Im bout to not like her.
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dont feel bad. ion like Lisa Simpson and she’s not even a real person.
WATTTTTTTTT
How could you not like her? 
She loved the blues and playing her sax
For the record, Nivea looks like the bum BM?
There is always one in every BM Squad.
@Blanche, I
that she feels better. I can only imagine having to deal with that on top of pregnancy hormones. You’re a tough one!
For the record, Nivea looks like the bum BM? There is always one in every BM Squad.
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She lookin like she wanna take the “Ms. Piggy” title from Tiny.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Black Friday sales were down 11% after retailers predicted a 4% increase from last year.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
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How bout folks don’t have time for that foolishness… too many people dealing with things in their personal lives… stress, money, mental illness etc….
WATTTTTTTTT How could you not like her?
She loved the blues and playing her sax
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cant stand her ass and DO NOT like the face of the lady that does her voice
did you ever see the episode when Flanders went in on her? he let have chile and I was here for it. 
he said and here go lisa simpson always got the answer to a question that aint nobody even ask
Nivea looks a damn mess for real
imma change it but i aint gonna like it
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My coworker.
One of them back to school adults..no shade. Cause I love school. 
Just saying. :confused: Wrote a paper, got a bad grade brings it to me to lament the prof..but I agree with him? So awkward tryna say “well this is why he said that…” without actually saying anything? 
Im an English Major folk. Take it to the engineers. They will feel you. Not me. 
Chit was TURRIBLE! Not even senior level.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Black Friday sales were down 11% after retailers predicted a 4% increase from last year.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
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and she has two rich baby daddies
unacceptable… chick got real comfortable 
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
For the record, Nivea looks like the bum BM? There is always one in every BM Squad.
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oh hush
<—going to get myself together cuz I know Im the runt.
they would never let poor rudolph play in any reindeer games
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
imma change it but i aint gonna like it
One of them back to school adults..no shade. Cause I love school. 
Just saying. :confused: Wrote a paper, got a bad grade brings it to me to lament the prof..but I agree with him? So awkward tryna say “well this is why he said that…” without actually saying anything? 
Im an English Major folk. Take it to the engineers. They will feel you. Not me. 
Chit was TURRIBLE! Not even senior level.
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My coworker.
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@Jenie,
@Butta,
Is that your front door? it looks so pretty and robust. So holiday in the park, where the uppityhoity toity folk mingle and partake of gilded scones and hot apple cidar with a cinnamon stick.
I just read Janay Rice account of the night
if she say she wasn’t abused then she wasn’t abused… Ion belee that and neither does she 
but that ain’t my cross to bear. I gotta my own crazy ninja to tell stories about 
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
They will contribute anything to not credit blacks. They would say something like, “Sales were down due to the ongoing fight for democracy in China.” They need to stop their mess!
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And is that Tardy to the Porty Kim doorter?
Oh she so grown. 
I bet she got like five Black boyfren. 
She look just like her mama.
Black Friday sales were down 11% after retailers predicted a 4% increase from last year.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
((((((((((((((
Also corns, bunions, strep throat, hammertoe, PMS any damn thing bucept blacks folks not spending none or as much. NAWL they aint gonna do that.
OTB my boss just old. he refuses to use the oxford comma. drives me insane
the comma has a big butt (how I made myself remember it in school
)
Im an English Major folk. Take it to the engineers. They will feel you. Not me.
Chit was TURRIBLE! Not even senior level.
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Chile my one fren gave me his paper to read 1 hour before class
it was TURRIBLE.. I just handed it back and said good job 
wasn’t shat to be doneat that point
*jacked (regarding the fb unemployed repub bish)
But she found few defenders this weekend, even drawing a rebuke from Republican National Committee Communications Director Sean Spicer via Twitter on Monday morning.
“Children, especially the first daughters, are off limits,” he tweeted.
But Spicer was far more displeased with the way the comments were covered by the media than he was with the comments themselves.
“While the comments were inappropriate and insensitive, the mainstream media’s coverage of this story is appalling. In over 20 years in politics I have never seen 1 of the countless inappropriate comments by Democrats ever covered to a faction of this,” Spicer added.
spicer you could’ve kept you fake caring out of it, and just said what you wanted to say. Bish
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
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They will contribute anything to not credit blacks. They would say something like, “Sales were down due to the ongoing fight for democracy in China.” They need to stop their mess!
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@ZoeLove,
See…..that’s what I’m talmbout. Now that is an investment. I had been wanting one for the longest…..i will scrounge up my money and make it do what it do. Are you going to buy some more ram for yours?
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I may take it in and see what’s up. I really want a iMac. I have an iPad and an iPhone, don’t really need a MacBook.
They did the boycott all weekend out here.
I got down too until Mr. Said getcho a$$ up 
get them 13Y Timbs and lets go!
I was in kids footlocker Saturday, they laid down outside and Scared the chit out of me !!!!
oh hush <—going to get myself together cuz I know Im the runt.
they would never let poor rudolph play in any reindeer games
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DO NOT like the face of the lady that does her voice
Well, I like huh
LMAO
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OTB, KimmyP got a daughter? By who? Where I bean? I thought she just had two sons, and the twins
Is that your front door?
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It was last year’s Christmas wreath. I think I’ll do something along those lines again this year. I miss my red door though.
Jill Scott supports Bill Cosby. Says all the rape allegations are hogwash to destroy his reputation.
**Bill gave her a free sandwhich to show his appreciation**
Thank you roses :hugs: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.
I got down too until Mr. Said getcho a$$ up
Give me the cliff notes version of what the imac does. Please and tia.
MAN- Was waiting for your thoughts about your boo.
**Bill gave her a free sandwhich to show his appreciation**
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I got down too until Mr. Said getcho a$$ up
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Blanche
Don’t let it bottle up inside you, share your thoughts. You know we love to pray 
You’re strong! But we’re all human
I got down too until Mr. Said getcho a$$ up get them 13Y Timbs and lets go!
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hands up and getcho ass up too
Blanche Devereaux says:
Thank you roses :hugs: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy.
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What Happened ?
I got down too until Mr. Said getcho a$$ up
get them 13Y Timbs and lets go!
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Speaking of Timbs. I think I’m going to add the studs and chains to a wheat pair. Or am I too old for that?
Shake- the iMac is just a desktop.
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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+1
Jenny, it’s in #564
Sbut up Y’all
Like when you see one of us run; we all run!
I saw like 12 people get down I said let me slowly squat too!
What happennin
Sbut up Y’all
Like when you see one of us run; we all run!
I saw like 12 people get down I said let me slowly squat too!
What happennin
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Them alabasters run in the opposite direction
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
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+1
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+2
I feel bad for her.
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Aww Blanche
sorry to hear that… I hope the kid gets better…. I know that is stressful 
Thanks DTS
Give me the cliff notes version of what the imac does. Please and tia.
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It’s just an all-in-one desktop.
@LOVE ZOE
“MAN- Was waiting for your thoughts about your boo. ”
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That she just as much hood trash as ever.
Complete junk.
I’m with you Wasting Time
Imma get low too
The thought of this though
Them alabasters run in the opposite direction
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They run towards the action *mindblown hands* I just can’t understand it.
Sbut up Y’all
Like when you see one of us run; we all run!
I saw like 12 people get down I said let me slowly squat too!
What happennin
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We don’t ask no questions! We learned a long time ago, questions get yo azz killed!
Sandra has been doing this getmissing shyt a lot lately
what the hell ….
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Sbut up Y’all
Like when you see one of us run; we all run!
I saw like 12 people get down I said let me slowly squat too!
What happennin
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We don’t ask no questions! We learned a long time ago, questions get yo azz killed!
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You made me reflect back to the Kings of Comedy when Cedric the entertainer was describing something like this
Them alabasters run in the opposite direction
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unless its a storm or a bear. then they asses all up on it.
Jenny
he was acting like he was under a car wheel or something
Too funny
Or was that his secret service joke. BBL
Today is World Aids Day
Lets think of those we lost and Mary J. Blige and others still suffering through this dreaded disease.
**saw this on Twitter**
<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:
Jenny
he was acting like he was under a car wheel or something
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Nah when he said black folks just take off running when they see others running…. then by the time they stop …. they be like
<<< chile why we running…. 
hell Ion know I saw him running 
I need to send you my papers If you don’t mind I write really well though … although you can’t tell from here on Sandra site though
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I sure dont @Jenie. I will look them over for you, no prob.
Trust I know how Sandra Rose can make you font lazy.
Its like work voice versus home voice for me. Two distinctly diff things.
Speaking of Timbs. I think I’m going to add the studs and chains to a wheat pair. Or am I too old for that?
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you are never too old to do what you want. hell look at betsey johnson still doing cartwheels at 105 years old.
but you may wanna consult someone with a more sophisticated palate than mine. wait til luvie get here.
Nefertiti, edges kinky. says:
I need to send you my papers If you don’t mind I write really well though … although you can’t tell from here on Sandra site though
Trust I know how Sandra Rose can make you font lazy.
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I sure dont @Jenie. I will look them over for you, no prob.
Its like work voice versus home voice for me. Two distinctly diff things.
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Sandra not handing out them grades
Yall seen Jada Pinkett momma? She got abs and azz!
I wonder if this post is gone break the blogosphere?
@dtts,
Eem if she put a whole bolla of pumpiup. on her freeze curls and did a double set, alla that shoulda done dried by nah. I mean, what’s the prollum ill?
and :rof.
Then again, maybe she gettin her hair done by one of Ciara’s protege at ICDC, which explains the prolonged lapse in between posts.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Yall seen Jada Pinkett momma? She got abs and azz!
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She looks great
that azz also rich…. hell I would be cut too…. Hire me a chef, personal trainer…. 
Yall seen Jada Pinkett momma? She got abs and azz!
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yeah. she looks so hard tho. ion like no crunchy looking woman. I likes mine looking like they soak in milk and honey
….but from a fitness point of view she killin it
Nah when he said black folks just take off running when they see others running…. then by the time they stop …. they be like
<<< chile why we running…. 
hell Ion know I saw him running 
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I hate him!!
Zactley how it happened.
I love his whole set too! When Mr. Told the story later, he bought up Cedric joke too!
you are never too old to do what you want. hell look at betsey johnson still doing cartwheels at 105 years old.
I think I'll do a black pair too with silver studs.
but you may wanna consult someone with a more sophisticated palate than mine. wait til luvie get here.
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I was >>this<< close to buying a Betsey Johnson hood that has 2 balls on it like Mickey Mouse. Didn't she go to do yard work? She better come in out of that heat
Yall seen Jada Pinkett momma? She got abs and azz!
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yeah. she looks so hard tho. ion like no crunchy looking woman. I likes mine looking like they soak in milk and honey
….but from a fitness point of view she killin it
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She just had abs… and that was cause she was running in water (from what it looked like). I don’t think she all “hard” and chit.
But dayum. Why these “everyday” hoes so fat?
Rep. Stephen Lee Fincher, (R) of Tennessee, who has gotten the most attention.
On Facebook she wrote:
“Dear Sasha and Malia, I get your both in those awful teen years but you’re a part of the First Family, try showing a little class. At least respect the part you play. Then again, your mother and father don’t respect their positions very much, or the nation for that matter, so I’m guessing you’re coming up a little short in the ‘good role model’ department. Nevertheless, stretch yourself. Rise to the occasion. Act like being in the White House matters to you. Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot in a bar. And certainly don’t make faces during televised, White House events.”
this bish tried IN on some kids. what a cunt.
ol skallywag bish dont even know “your” from “you’re” or shyt from shynola for that matter.
Mayor Giuliani’s (of “Black-people-need-white-cops-in-their-neighborhood” fame) daughter was just arrested for shop lifting!!
Why these “everyday” hoes so fat?
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Because the groceries are so good
@Man,
While I am inclined to say that the bulk of that stems from pure motivation, sometimes medical issues can cause a woman to pack on extra pounds. Sometimes pregnancy or hormones can deal a woman a cruel hand. For some, it may just be self esteem or low motivation.
Now regarding this no sugar thing. you were telling me about…..what do you do when you have a sweet tooth?
But dayum. Why these “everyday” hoes so fat?
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hell if I know. prolly cuz yall got some good ass food where you stay
I blame obesity on immigration. it was easy to stay slim back when white ppl was only eating casseroles and tv dinners. these mexicans done brought their enchilladas and that good ass chipotle seasoning over here and created a pandemic!
its basically obama’s fault.
“I reacted to an article and quickly judged the two young ladies in a way that I would never have wanted to be judged myself as a teenager,” she wrote. “After many hours of prayer, talking to my parents and re-reading my words online, I can see more clearly how hurtful my words were. Please know that these judgmental feelings truly have no pace in my heart. Furthermore, I’d like to apologize to all of those who I have hurt and offended with my words, and pledge to learn and grow (and I assure you I have) from this experience.”
mmmhmmmm
@UNSHAKE
“While I am inclined to say that the bulk of that stems from pure motivation, sometimes medical issues can cause a woman to pack on extra pounds. Sometimes pregnancy or hormones can deal a woman a cruel hand. For some, it may just be self esteem or low motivation.
Now regarding this no sugar thing. you were telling me about…..what do you do when you have a sweet tooth?”
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I chew gum! (yes, it has sugar in it) It lessens cravings! it is so effective!
I rarely have a sweet tooth now.
I hoes just lazier then they used to be.
@User,
But the fact that she even thought it was okay to begin with is what gets in my craw. I mean, the unmitigated gall of some people to actually think that is acceptable behavior.
@Man,
I chew gum nah.
I will haftah try harder. What about exercises? What types do you do? Especially in the cardio area? 
I hoes just lazier then they used to be.
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well we dont sharecrop too much these days.
and it aint too much calories gonna be burnt spinning on a 5 inch dyck (now that its the national average) so yeah……
#LiteWork
dycks done got smaller and hoes done got fatter. correlation vs causation or nah?
***UPDATE ON THE ST. LOUIS POLICE ASKING FOR AN “APOLOGY” FROM THE RAMS PLAYERS:**
It all makes so much more sense now.
Although it doesn’t say so in its name, the St. Louis Police Officers Association, which has staunchly defended Darren Wilson, defamed Mike Brown, and recently called for the suspension of St. Louis Rams football players who showed solidarity with Ferguson, is actually the (White) St. Louis Police Officers Association. African American officers in St. Louis have their own separate organization which advocates for their needs.
Called the St. Louis Black Police Officers Association until 1975, African American officers continue to organize separate from their white counterparts in what they now call the St. Louis Ethical Society of Police.
In a strange twist of irony, the head of the African American police union in St. Louis is a black man named Darren Wilson.
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Was St. Louis trapped in a time bubble???
@Man,
So you don’t even like fruit? What do you eat for breakfast?
@USER
“I hoes just lazier then they used to be.
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well we dont sharecrop too much these days.
and it aint too much calories gonna be burnt spinning on a 5 inch dyck (now that its the national average) so yeah……
#LiteWork
dycks done got smaller and hoes done got fatter. correlation vs causation or nah?
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Five been the average literally for DECADES! It was prolly smaller in the 1800’s and stuff cause humans were generally smaller… but there arent’ any reputable records to say.
Women just fatter and lazier. Women started working and ruined and everything.
In a strange twist of irony, the head of the African American police union in St. Louis is a black man named Darren Wilson.
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It would be poetic justice if the GoFundMe account was really for this guy.
@UNSHAKE
I like a few fruits. But I’m terrible with breakfast. Sometimes I don’t eat anyting. Sometimes I’ll eat left overs from the night before. I mean, I he no rules. LOL.
But I usually just toast some bread. I love apple sauce too so I eat that for breakfast too.
After many hours of prayer, talking to my parents
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Her mama :cellphone: Bish whet
you was fast as hail and smokin reefa at 14 get you some chill fo I have to change my last name like Zimmerman momma
I love apple sauce too so I eat that for breakfast too.
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@MISSY J
“I love apple sauce too so I eat that for breakfast too.
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I have no idea why this tickle me so. I’m like yep Man do strike me as some ol’ applesauce eatin azz n*gga
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Five been the average literally for DECADES! It was prolly smaller in the 1800’s and stuff cause humans were generally smaller… but there arent’ any reputable records to say.
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yeen finna convince me that Kunta came off the boat with no 5 inch dyck. oh no you aint
yall dont mixed with them sprites and compromised yall dyck!
When Giuliani was seeking the Republican selection for President his daughter was signed up as a supporter for Barack Obama
..and using yt people logic, it’s prolly not too far fetched that she was :blow: the whole Ruckus Park And-1 basketball team!
@Man
I can just see you in my head coming in from walking yo dog. Rubbin your hands together with some pep in your step cause you bout to go in on some Cinnamon Mott’s.
Unshakable says:
@Man,
So you don’t even like fruit? What do you eat for breakfast
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do we have photographic evidence that this nigga is even in shape?
@USER
“Five been the average literally for DECADES! It was prolly smaller in the 1800’s and stuff cause humans were generally smaller… but there arent’ any reputable records to say.
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yeen finna convince me that Kunta came off the boat with no 5 inch dyck. oh no you aint
yall dont mixed with them sprites and compromised yall dyck!
”
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Kunte was prolly 5’5″-5’7″ tall and weighed about 150-160 lbs! Five inches was a LOT on him!
Research this stuff! 6′ tall men are closer to neanderthalls than humans!
@MISSY J
“I can just see you in my head coming in from walking yo dog. Rubbin your hands together with some pep in your step cause you bout to go in on some Cinnamon Mott’s.”
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That’s pretty much right! Walk my baby every morning for 6:00am sharp and then it’s breakfast time!
:eggs:
Sandra Rose Protesting,by NOT putting up any other post today??
I have no idea why this tickle me so. I’m like yep Man do strike me as some ol’ applesauce eatin azz n*gga
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Not the cups either…the crushers
the crushers
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the ones you suck?
ewww.
I have no idea why this tickle me so. I’m like yep Man do strike me as some ol’ applesauce eatin azz n*gga
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dyck prolly 9 inches but half of it stuck on the inside.
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I was watching Divorce Court last week, and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out how they humped with both of them being 350+. I’m good with puzzles, legos, Tetris, and such but the only thing I could come up with is 69. Even then, someone is dying from asphyxiation.
the ones you suck?
ewww.
Those are the ones.
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Buttercup imma have to ask you to leave
Not the cups either…the crushers
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:woot: Afternoon fine folks, afternoon!!
Hiya AJ…..how are you?
Buttercup says:
dyck prolly 9 inches but half of it stuck on the inside.
why did I refresh my page to see this??!!! Butta…log off puuleeeze!!! 
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I was watching Divorce Court last week, and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out how they humped with both of them being 350+. I’m good with puzzles, legos, Tetris, and such but the only thing I could come up with is 69. Even then, someone is dying from asphyxiation.
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missyJ says:
@Man
I can just see you in my head coming in from walking yo dog. Rubbin your hands together with some pep in your step cause you bout to go in on some Cinnamon Mott’s.
see the shyt I miss when I step away? 
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I don’t suck on nothing!
so then its settled—baby food grows baby dycks.
Man its time for you to start on table food
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
I don’t suck on nothing!
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Fingers?
Toes?
Cl!ts?
Nipples?
Necks?
@USER
Why don’t you breast feed me until I can get on table food?
Man its time for you to start on table food
<—-Man shaking them up before he pops them into his mouth :crying1: I think I hear my mama calling me 
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You think he eats those Gerber graduate snacks tew?
I was watching Divorce Court last week, and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out how they humped with both of them being 350+
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Know what else confuzzles me.. How no lip white folks kiss… Just all nose and foreheads knockin
Know what else confuzzles me.. How no lip white folks kiss… Just all nose and foreheads knockin
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*shudders* The visual.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@USER
Why don’t you breast feed me until I can get on table food?
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:smh: its time for you to be weaned. there go your problem right there. you need some dam protein.
cant drink pro-so-bee all ya life, Jody!
Hiya AJ…..how are you?
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Not too shabby.
VDot thanks lady
MissyJ
Why don’t you breast feed me until I can get on table food?
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I don’t suck on nothing!
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Doesn’t add up
Did yall already discuss Mike Tyson “Hooked on Phonics” ass on The Soul Train Awards?!
Unshakable
that she done pulled a Britney with her hair *cues that umbrella wielding scene* 
Look who finally WOKE UP from last night….
Rumor has it
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OH
Did yall already discuss Mike Tyson “Hooked on Phonics” ass on The Soul Train Awards?!
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Hey AJ…that was a mess but when I saw him come out I knew it was going to be some foolishness
VDot says:
Why don’t you breast feed me until I can get on table food?
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I don’t suck on nothing!
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Doesn’t add up
Man got that Paper
@V DOT
“Why don’t you breast feed me until I can get on table food?
+
I don’t suck on nothing!
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Doesn’t add up
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She can squeeze her titty in my mouth V Dot!
A.J. says:
Did yall already discuss Mike Tyson “Hooked on Phonics” ass on The Soul Train Awards?!
Oh 705 should have a NO in it
Care to reenact?
I sea we going furrah 1000 comments agane
Doesn’t add up
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dis nigga need a check
Cause I’m bossy
I’m the one yall love to hate
:woot: Congrats Kelis!
Why don’t you breast feed me until I can get on table food?
+
I don’t suck on nothing!
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Doesn’t add up
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Congrats Kelis!
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what she did worthy of congrats?
I used to have “i hate you so much right now” as the ringback for my baby daddy
paid for it too so you know I meant it.
@Man,
So, do you expect your woman to such on anything
She’s murried now User
told them teachers why she was changing schools and not to try me.
paid for it too so you know I meant it.
She’s murried now User
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I know Nas must be happy den a mug not to have to pay that alimony anymore.
alimony ends once you get remarried, right?
Love Kelis/Not sure why I believe she should be single
@UNSHAKE
Yes. My woman has to pleasure me orally at least several times a week. It should be something she enjoys doing.
@USER
“She’s murried now User
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I know Nas must be happy den a mug not to have to pay that alimony anymore.
alimony ends once you get remarried, right?
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Not always!
718 I told yall
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CorrectAmundo #719
SOTHERNGRL says:
Black Friday sales were down 11% after retailers predicted a 4% increase from last year.
They are “partially crediting boycotts” but also citing poor weather, the elections, poor travel for contributing to the decrease.
((((((((((((((
Also corns, bunions, strep throat, hammertoe, PMS any damn thing bucept blacks folks not spending none or as much. NAWL they aint gonna do that.
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Never mind, fuggn ligh bill and gas is still HIGH as Hell
They trying to oppress the black and yellow brothas and sisters (Latinos)
Equal Pay
BTW – Folks had money for 50inch tv’s at Walmart, me and hubby rode through parking lot. Folks was like a gotta a extra ticket if you want one.
well we dont sharecrop too much these days.
and it aint too much calories gonna be burnt spinning on a 5 inch dyck (now that its the national average) so yeah……
#LiteWork
dycks done got smaller and hoes done got fatter. correlation vs causation or nah?
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BWAHHHHH!!!
I am late in here and still the first and last to comment
in my YE Katrina voice,”Sandra ROSE DOESN’T Care bout the GARDEN!”
*Peeks back in +30 minutes later and nothing* :wails: Goes to work for an hour